Warsaw

Mike,

This is not nearly as good as escort.cz but it is the best English site I have found. Try http://www.escorts-poland.com/ It does seem to be getting better all the time.

Sorry I don’t have names and address but I remember the clubs my friends have taken me to in Warsaw being more like 180 – 200 Zloty / hour but that was almost a year ago now so maybe things have changed.

Hi,

Here are som e of the informations you require, collected on my 3 days trip just completed:

1 Clubs:

The clubs are still around 300 pln per hour at leat the well known and recommended ones (_Rasputin, Club 69, Villa Rosa , ... )Also, the selection of the girls is probably the best, most of them are at least a 6 if not more. But -_this is the most expensive way to have fun in WAW.

2 "private" clubs:

There are a lot of them in central WAW_advertising mostly with the small flyers, which they put behind the wipes of parking cars. I visited some of them ( Aiesha, ul.Chmielna 32, A.Jerosilimskoye, ... ) but although you can have an hour there starting from 100 PLN, the selection is much inferior then in the clubs mentioned above. I saw Agata in Studio Relax (Jerosilimskoye, corner to Jana Pawla ) for 100 PLN per hour plus another 100 for a BBBJ (otherwise only covered ). Not really great sex I must say too lazy and mechanical.

3. Prywatniye:

In my opinion, this is the best way to enjoy the spare time of a business trip. I looked into www.odloty.pl and browsed the advertisements for Warsaw there (about 50 ). Then, I_made my selection and started phoning around. 50% of my calls were not answered or ended in a mailbox, but the rest was pretty promising. Sometimes it is difficult to arrange appointments since some of these ladies seem to be very busy. Also the reviews on this site may help. This way, I_got a good contact, saw her twice, had absolut superb sex with her at 150 PLN for every 2 hours. It ended up as a real GFE with lots of kisses and hugs - what else can you ask for?

Idefix

If you speak only English, there are a few options for getting laid in Warsaw.
1. You can go to one of the sex clubs listed on wsgforum.
2. You can get a copy of Zycie Warzawa newspaper (means "Warsaw Life"), find the ads that have addresses, and go there and maybe find someone available who looks good.
3. You can use www.odloty.pl, find the ones that say the speak English, and arrange a visit at their flat or at your hotel.
4. You can look for an agency that speaks English to arrange a hotel visit, for example by looking at the site Cruise On suggested: http://www.mlask.home.pl/wyb_region.php?from=lokal_lista.php&roz=4, or just go to one that has an address.
5. You can try your luck at regular clubs and discos, if you have the time, patience, looks or charm, and find someone who can speak a language you know or falls for you without talking.

I treat women well, and hope for GFE. On my last trip I tried private flats. One was cute, one was ok, ervice was only fair in both cases.

This time I tried the Zycie Warzawa nespaper ads and called telephone numbers – out of eight calls, none spoke English. I don’t require English for the session, but arranging the session requires some communication of details. So that didn’t work. The paper also gives addresses of flats in other ads, but I was aiming for service in my hotel room this time.

I studied odloty.pl and made a shortlist of English-speakers. The second one, Sylwia, answered the phone, we set a time, she told me to call a half hour before the appointment for the full address. I did, no answer. Called 15 minutes later. She answered, but after talking just a bit we were disconnected. Did she hang up, or was it a mobile phone fault? I called back – a man answered with “Hello” in English. I took that to mean it wasn’t going to happen. Too bad, she sounds and looks hot.

Sylwia asks 200PLN for in-call, but to come to my hotel she wanted 500PLN. That's why I decided to try to visit her at her flat instead.

Odloty.pl lists languages spoken, and finding women who say they speak English makes it useful compared to newspaper ads with phone numbers only. I suspect some of the pictures and stats are actually real, but don't assume it. I think it's hilarious that they have a shopping cart. It conjures up quite a picture... But somehow my shopping cart just lost all the girls but one, so I may have to start over.

Odloty.pl encourages you to file a report if you had a good experience. They review each report before it gets posted. Does this mean they won’t post my “1” (low score) for the woman who made a date she didn’t keep? I’ll follow-up in a week or two with what I learn. If they only post positive reviews, then I think you can’t trust the review information. The 5-star reviews could be "friends".

Taking note of a report from Cruise On, I called Dobra Agency (022)625-7900 where the coordinator speaks English. I asked to set something up with Christina (the lady Cruise On reported on; BTW agencies and phonenumbers are available by searching as Cruise On suggested). The price was 120PLN at the flat, 150PLN in my hotel; we agreed on the latter.

She arrived 15 minutes late (that's ok). "Christina" can’t be the one Cruise On was talking about: she’s “29” (euphemism for 30-something) and about a 7 in appearance. Nice slim firm body, pretty enough face, no complaints on how she looked, but the woman is totally joyless, not friendly, and avoided any possible connection. I didn’t expect her to speak English (and she didn’t) but she rejected any attempt on my part to be friendly. Her rules: no kissing, I can’t touch her pussy, she mostly has her back to me. Somehow I managed to pop despite the lack of inspiration. She was immediately off the bed, in the bathroom with her clothes, and ready to leave 5 minutes later, only a half hour, but I was SO ready for her to leave.

"Christina" gets a 3 on service. I managed to pop, but didn’t have fun getting there.

I admit I’m really spoiled by recent experiences in Beijing (a Wuhan woman who really seemed glad to see me a second time and spent 5 hours with two pops and lots of cuddling for the basic price) and NE Thailand (a Vietnamese sex-tiger who blew my mind in 30 minutes). Neither spoke English, both were focused on pleasing me. Neither was more than a 6 in looks, both scored 10 on service. I returned to both for another session (and wish I could go back for more).

For me it’s service first, and looks second. I have not found a way to predict quality of service. If you arrange for a woman to come to your hotel, you can only choose stay or go (and pay her taxi); you can’t know what the service will be when you choose. You can probably get a very rough idea by how friendly she is - but would you send her away if she looks good but doesn't seem friendly at first?

Yes, I'm disappointed, but it's the luck of the draw. I may try again tomorrow anyway.

I am going to be visiting Warsaw shortly but it will be a business trip. I have RTFF, but would welcome recommendations on the most convenient way of getting good quality girls into my bed :).

As time will be limited, I would like to go somewhere where the selection will be both good quality and easy to select. If I was there on a private visit, I would like to be more adventurous but I think I will have to be a fast operator on this trip.

So I would like to leave the hotel at about 10.00 and be able to go somewhere and return within the hour.

Any suggestions ?

Cheers.

JackDaniels: if you stay at Bristol or Victoria, there are definitely privates within a 10-minute walk. There are many in town and I think there would be some as near your hotel. See my posting below for where to look, get a map, get help from concierge. Or ask her to come to your room for an hour, at a higher price for your convenience.

Dear Steve Naive,

When I was last in Warsaw, I simply visited the addresses listed in Zycie Warzawa. After visiting a few places, I found a woman, whom I liked. Before starting I asked her about how much it costs for a whole night with me. That is a very good strategy, because if the lady thinks you will come back for a long session, you are likely to get much better service, since she wants to keep you as a customer. With this one person, I really hit it off. I visted her once more at the normal address. Then we were able to arrange it so that she called in sick to her agency, which meant she could keep the entire amount of money. We had a nice date together, went to town together and then came back to my hotel. She was dressed like a "regular" woman, so there were no suspicians at the hotel and we had a great time. We still have contact. I think this is a much better method than having somebody sent to you, whom you have never met. I have even in the Czech Republic used escort agencies, who sent more highly educated women, but my experience with this woman from a normal Polish bordell on Jeruzelum street was MUCH better.

Steve,

I definitely think we shared different Christina's as there was no doubt about the 21 y/o status and whilst taking awhile to warm up, we got there. Perhaps at any of these places it is best to ask what/who they have available rather than ask for names which can always be inter-changable.

Did you in or outcall? If the latter how was the place?

I too have shared the lure of local Chinese girls, oh I miss Asia.

Cheers

The easiest option for getting laid in Warsaw is to go to an agency. There are a few things about the agencies that I don't believe have ever been mentioned on this forum.

Things to know: A few of the girls live in the agencies, more do not. You will see different girls at different times of day. Lots of the agencies advertise that they have girls who speak English, French, German, etc. They probably do, but most of the girls will speak only Polish, or Russian and a little Polish. But you don't need to speak a word of anything to get laid at an agency.

If you've got an address, go there. Ring the bell. If there's not a special bell, or separate intercom, the one for the agency will be painted red. If someone calls down, say "hello." They'll generally buzz you in without asking. If they do ask anything, it's probably answerable with the word "Pro-shay." If not, try "Yed-no (means 'one', sometimes they check to see how many guys are with you).

When you knock on the door of the apartment, you'll be let in and led to a room where a lineup will form for you in a few minutes. If you don't know how much to pay, or how to ask, take out a piece of paper and a pen and say "Zwah-tee?" They'll laugh, and one will write down the price for the time. It seems they always quote the price in local currency.

A few places offer 15-minute service. This means oral only.

Usually you get a choice of half hour or hour. Half hour translates as not much other than quick shower, a few minutes of covered oral, and then straight sex. An hour may be two pops, some oral without, depends on the girl and the agency.

If you find someone who speaks some English, you haven't totally gotten things straight. In Poland, "Full Service" means anal. Straight sex is taken for granted.

All agencies have some better girls and some worse. They do tend to have different typical types. If you go to an agency and they are mostly older than you like, or mostly taller, or all heavy smokers, it won't be different if you go back a day or a week later. The girls may change, but the styles don't change much.

Some agencies in Warsaw stay at one location, some move. Felicja has been in the same place for some years. It's advertised as across the street from La Luna cinema on Marszalkowska 27/35/39. You go to Marszalkowska (there's a tram stop on that corner) and finding the cinema is easy. It won't appear that the address you're looking for is there, as there's a half-block long building across the street with no apartment entrance.

You need to walk to the end of the building away from the corner (that's North from the corner) and there's a little alley with some stores on it. Go down that alley to the third entrance, the second that has a multi-apartment buzzer. Buzz there for entrance.

Most of the girls are older than 25, some over 25. They tend to be solid rather than slender, and not too exciting to look at, but it's a place where BBBJ's are offered without request.

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Wilcza street is small and mostly one-way, but a good street for mongering. Again, some agencies come and go, but others are well established. Monic at 51 Wilcza is iffy, and quality of the girls changes greatly from month to month. I've walked out several times as there wasn't anyone there worth doing, and also seen real beauties. From Marszlkowska it's easiest to find by going west on Piekna then right on Lwowska, and north to Wilcza.
Left on Wilcza, the building on your left go into the first entryway, and walk to the courtyard. Monic is at apartment 56, buzz the red button and they let you in. On a bad day, though, the lineup can be pretty gruesome. If you find someone you like, though, you can negotiate extras pretty easily. 100 zl per hour, 2 pops.

If there's nothing interesting, go back to Wilcza and travel east to the other side of Marszalkowska, on the left side of the street, you'll find and entry to a courtyard at #32. Go past the first door for apartments, and the second door on the right will often be open. Go to the second floor, and knock on the metal-covered door number 102.

They have a higher than typical level of girl, mostly under 25, some who speak fair english, and they wear nicer underwear for the lineup. Some will go for two pops for an "hour", but other rush you out after one. Their heating in the cold snaps in winter is pretty bad, though. You may have to create heat with friction.

If you still haven't found what you want, cross the street to number 33, again into the courtyard, this time on the right, and number 12. This spot is pretty reliable in the afternoon, though I ran into a bit of a rip-off artist there once in the evening. They do outcalls. Very reliably offer 2 pops for 100 zl.

Howdy!

Looking for some advice. I plan on hitting the Dobra Agency this evening. My plan is to return once or twice more this week for in-call service, and strike an amiable relationship with a young lady on this trip, then see if I can see her at my hotel (and outside the auspices of the agency) on my next trip to Warsaw next month.

Questions:

1) Is this a good plan?
2) Is there a better one?
3) Does anyone know how much of the z120 the girl actually recieves?
4) Is tipping required/expected in Poland?

Of course, any and all other advice is greatly appreciated, and a report is sure to follow.

Will be visiting Warsaw later in the summer and I am doing some advance planning. With all of the addresses listed here, can anyone tell me where I might find a good street map of Warsaw on the Internet? I know that in some German cities, a street map can be found in a telephone book. Yeah, I'm the guy who tore it out and took it with me to an FKK.

Traveler,

Mapquest.com is good for a map if you search Warsaw, Warszawa PL. There's a visitor's guide available at most hotels and newstands with a foldout map of the center of the city in it.

http://www.warszawa.com.pl/mapa/ lets you search by street names.

Traveler0099: Here's a map of Warsaw: http://www.euroave.com/maps/frame1.php?xcity=warsaw. Click on Full Map, then click on sector of interest for a more detailed map of that area. It's pretty good, but printed maps (from hotel, or purchased online) are usually easier to use.

Former Lurker: Tipping seems not to be expected in Warsaw, from my few experiences. I gave a nice tip for good service last November and she seemed very surprised.

Hot Diggity Dog: Thanks very much for excellent detailed information, especially tips on using Polish language at agencies.

Followup on odloty.pl: A week after posting a one-star review on Sylwia (see my previous report) it is not posted, and I suspect it never will be. I did find a two-star review for another girl on the site. In general I think that reviews on odloty.pl are suspect.

To Steve Naive & others : It seems that odloty.pl is not only suspect in terms getting a rating posted, but also in finding the girls that are there too.

Poland seems to be a long-way off from "on-line services".

Cheers Ian.