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[QUOTE=CBGBConnisur]I usually don't make sexual advances on women that are more than ten years older or younger than me. If a man did what those two ladies did to a woman he would be in deep trouble.[/QUOTE]
I read your posting as a non sex nudist scene where you found old ladies attending discusting. Have it your way, I should know better than to respond to your ramble.
Back to the sex...
Chivaz
Headed to Oase and Palace this weekend! Weather is kinda bad but hope the selection is good. Anyone been there recently?
For novices, I suggest you bring your own sandals. More comfortable and cleaner than what the clubs provide. Also a good way to recognize mongers!
Aki,
Real mongers wear pink slippers!
[QUOTE=Routard]Special thanks to Peter, Bandy and Grand Pollo who helped me for the translation. Feel free to cut/paste this list and add another language, as there are plenty of other usefull languages (Romanian, Russian, Polish, Thai...). Mongering improves language skills![/QUOTE]GB: How much do you want to go to the room?
F: Combien veux tu pour aller à la chambre?
S: Cuanto quieres por ir al cuarto?
D: Wie viel kostet es aufs Zimmer zu gehen?
P: Quanto você quer ir à sala?
NL: Hoeveel neem je om naar de kamer te gaan?
I: Quanto vuoi per andare in camera?
GB: Do you want to have sex?
F: Veux-tu faire l’amour?
S: Quieres hacer el amor?
D: Möchtest du sex haben?
P: Você quer te r o sexo?
NL: Wil je sex hebben?
I: Vuoi fare sesso?
GB: Do you want to do it?
F: Veux tu le faire?
S: Quieres hacerlo?
D: Sollen wir es tun?
P: Você quer fazê-lo?
NL: Wil je het doen?
I: Lo vuoi fare?
GB: Do you do doggie style?
F: Tu le fait en levrette?
S: Lo haces de perrito?
D: Machst du es in hündchen stellung?
P: Você faz o estilo de cachorrinho?
NL: Doe je het op hondje?
I: Lo fai a pecorina?
GB: Will you suck me?
F: Tu me suces?
S: Me lo chupas?
D: Möchtest du mir ein blasen?
P: Você me chupar?
NL: Wil je me pijpen?
I: Me lo succhi?
GB: Do you offer uncovered blowjobs?
F: Tu suces sans préservatif?
S: Lo chupas sin condon?
D: Bläst du ohne Condom?
P: Você oferece o sexo oral descoberto (chupar sem camisinha)?
NL: Pijp je zonder condoom ?
I: Fai pompini scoperti?
GB: Can I lick your pussy?
F: Je peux te lêcher la chatte?
S: Te puedo chupar la chocha?
D: Darf ich dich lecken?
P: Posso lamber o seu buceta?
NL: Mag ik beffen?
I: Ti posso leccare la patata (fica)?
GB: Shall we try sixty-nine?
F: On essaie le soixante neuf?
S: Intentamos los sesenta y nueve?
D: Sollen wir es in neun und sechsiger Stellung probieren?
P: Tentaremos sessenta e nove?
NL: Zullen we negen en zestig proberen
I: Proviamo un sessantanove?
GB: Do you do anal?
F: Tu le fais par derrière?
S: Lo haces por el culo?
D: Machst du anal?
P: Você faz anal?
NL: Doe je anaal?
I: Lo prendi dietro (in culo)?
GB: Can I come on…?
F: Je peux jouir sur…?
S: Me puedo terminar en…?
D: Darf ich auf dein .... spritzen?
P: Posso gozar em …?
NL: Mag ik komen op…?
I: Posso venire?
GB: your breasts.
F: Tes seins
S: tus tetas
D: deine Titten
P: os seus peitos.
NL: Je tieten
I: Le tue tette
GB: your face
F: Ton visage
S: tu cara
D: dein Gesicht
P: a sua cara
NL: je gezicht
I: La tua faccia
GB: your mouth
F: ta bouche
S: tu boca
D: dein mu nd
P: a sua boca
NL: je mond
I: La tua bocca
GB: your buttocks
F: tes fesses
S: tu cula
D: deine Arschbacken
P: as suas nádegas (bundas)
NL: je kont
I: Il tuo culo
GB: your back
F: ton dos
S: tu espalda
D: dein Rücken
P: as suas costas
NL: je rug
I: la tua schiena
GB: How much do you want for the entire night?
F: Combien veux tu pour toute la nuit?
S: Cuanto quieres por toda la noche?
D: Wieviel kostet die ganze Nacht?
P: Quanto você quer durante a noite inteira?
NL: Hoeveel kost de hele nacht?
I: quanto vuoi per tutta la notte?
GB: It would be better later
F: Ce serait mieux plus tard
S: Despues etaria mejor
D: Es wäre besser spä***
P: Seria melhor depois
NL: Het zou straks beter zijn
I: Sarebbe meglio più tardi
GB: Thanks, but, I'm a little bit tired.
F: Merci mais, je suis un peu fatigué
S: Gracias, pero, estoy un poco cansado
D: Danke, aber ich bin ein bißchen müde
P: Agradecimentos, mas, estou um bocado cansado
NL: Bedankt, ik ben moe
I: Grazie ma sono un po' stanco
GB: I have almost no money
F: Je n’ai pratiquement plus d’argent.
S: Casi no tengo dinero
D: Ich habe kaum Geld dabei.
P: Não tenho quase nenhum dinheiro
NL: Ik heb hasst geen geld meer
I: Ho quasi finito i soldi
GB: Hello, what's your name?
F: Salut, comment t'appeles tu?
S: Olah, como te llamas?
D: Hallo, wie ist dein name?
P: Olá, como se chama você?
NL: Hallo, hoe heet je?
I: Ciao come ti chiami?
GB: Do you want a beer?
F: Tu veux une bière?
S: Gustarias una cerveza?
D: Möchtest du ein Bier?
P: Você quer uma cerveja?
NL: Neem je een bier?
I: Vuoi una birra?
GB: How old are you?
F: Quel âge as tu?
S: Cuanto años tienes?
D: Wie alt bist du?
P: Quantos anos tem você?
NL: Hoe oud ben je?
I: Quanti anni hai?
GB: Your eyes drive me crazy.
F: Tes yeux me rendent fous
S: Tus ojos me hacen loco.
D: Deine Augen machen mich verrückt.
P: Os seus olhos deixam-me louco
NL: Je ogen maken me gek.
I: I tuoi occhi mi fanno impazzire
GB: You are the most beautiful girl.
F: Tu es la plue jolie.
S: Eres la mas bonita chicas.
D: Du bist die schönste Frau.
P: Você é a menina mais bela.
NL: Je bent de mooiste vrouw
I: Sei la donna più stupenda
GB: I like your smile.
F: J’aime ton sourire.
S: Me gusta tu sonrisa.
D: Ich mag dein lächeln.
P: Eu gosto do seu sorriso
NL: Ik hou van je glimlach
I: Mi piace il tuo sorriso
GB: You have a wonderful body
F: Tu as un beau corp.
S: Tienes un cuerpo bonito.
D: Du hast ein wunderbaren Körper
P: Você tem um maravilhoso corpo
NL: Je hebt een prachtig lichaam
I: Hai un corpo fantastico
GB: What pretty hair!
F: Quels beaux cheveux !
S: Que pelo bonita!
D: Was für schöne Haare.
P: Que bonito cabelo!
NL: Wat mooie haren
I: Che bei capelli!
GB: Do you have children?
F: As tu des enfants?
S: Tienes hijos?
D: Hast du Kinder?
P: Você tem crianças?
NL: Heb je kinderen?
I: Hai bambini?
GB: Can I take a shower?
F: Je peux me doucher?
S: Puedo ducharme?
D: Darf ich mal Duschen?
P: Posso tomar uma chuva?
NL: Mag ik een douche nemen?
I: Posso fare una doccia?
GB: Let’s take a shower together.
F: Allons nous doucher ensemble.
S: Vamos a la ducha en junto.
D: Ich möchte das du mit mir duschst.
P: Vai tomar uma chuva em conjunto.
NL: Laten we samen een douche nemen.
I: Facciamo una doccia assieme
I'm laying over for two nights can someone tell me good area to get hotel and that might be 15 20 mins from some fkk clubs that are great.
I really dont want to rent a car or anything just get taxi if i can and its doable. Palace or Oase Clubs be great.
Thanks for the info.
Thanks Scarpone for making the multilingual mongering phrases list growing. Who is next?
[QUOTE=Lovevegas]I'm laying over for two nights can someone tell me good area to get hotel and that might be 15 20 mins from some fkk clubs that are great.
I really dont want to rent a car or anything just get taxi if i can and its doable. Palace or Oase Clubs be great.
Thanks for the info.[/QUOTE]
Go to Palace and stay at the IBIS. It accessible by public transport. Both the hotel and FKK are within close walking distance. Cost is reasonable.
Got back from a tour of Palace and Oase, but managed to get a small scratch on the bunper of the rental. Now they are doing a damage report and will probably bill me for the damages! I think my credit card will cover most of it. This seems to be the new way to screw the customer into getting their expensive insurance. I noticed that even the most minor damage is scrutinized and recorded these days.
I'm new to this board and the Fkk scene in general. But I've been in the hobby for many, many years. Mainly traveling to Canada for their fine selection of outcalls. Been on those boards for years so I know the in's and out's of the hobbiest community. Always wanted to travel to Europe to check out the scene and as a very last minute trip came about happened upon the FKK scene. And I'll be honest, it blew me away.
In my head I know the selection and the price in the Fkk's are out of this world. But I wanted to sit down and figure out the cost per minute to try to show it on paper. Couple years back an outcall in Montreal with the exchange rate was about 90 us dollars for one hour, rates in Toronto came in around 140. Cant get those rates anymore though. Now your looking at 140 and 190. This would be close to 120euro's for an hour for Montreal or 160euro's for Toronto. And these are the lowest prices available. Some agencys are asking for more than 225euro's for an hours time. And you have to take into consideration the missed 15 minutes of action for bathroom time before and after the activities. Plus some of the girls try to upcharge for some services.
So I sat down and tried to figure out the cost in euro's per minute at certain clubs figuring out the cost per minute of fun. Some clubs have different pricing structures. So tried to take those into consideration. Also tried to factor in 'couch action' in those clubs that offered that (figuring that might last 10 minutes, but will use "H" to signify half that amount).
Clubs w couch action with rates of 50/100: 30m w/o couch 1. 66E/m; 60m w/o couch 1. 66E/m; 30m w couch 1. 25; 60m w couch 1. 42; 30m w Hcouch 1. 42; 60m w Hcouch 1. 54
Clubs w rates of 25/50 (BBBJ 25 xtra): 30m w cbj. 83E/m; 30m w BBBJ 1. 66E/m; 60m w cbj. 83E/m; 60m w BBBJ 1. 25E/m
Cocoon (20 minute pricing structure) 20m & 40m w cbj 1. 25E/m, 20m w BBBJ 1. 75E/m; 40m w BBBJ 1. 5E/m; 60m w BBBJ (assuming its 80? ) 1. 33E/m
Canada: easily 2 euro's per minute minimum, factor in the 'break time' and your looking closer to 3 euro's per minute. What you cant figure into the equation is how much you actually save at the FKK clubs when they provide you with free food and beverages that would easily cost you over 100 euros' in restaurants and pubs in Montreal. Plus being able to pick out only those that you find attractive.
To sum up this 'accounting' I find it interesting to note that the Frankfurt clubs providing couch action (if you can manage to get close to 10 minutes of this) are actually on the same level as the clubs with action in the rooms only.
Akibono,
Hopefully your cc doesn't have a $250 deductible. I used to have one that did. But make sure you check your rental car befroe you leave the lot, and report all dmage. This is also a trick in america, where a couple of companies have tried it with me.
Breadman,
Great job. But I wouldn't calculate the couch action too high. First of all, it really isn't a given in the frankfurt clubs, and a lot of the girls count it towards the half hour. Secondly, I would say only about 20% of the men go for any couch action prior to getting in the room. The only club where almost everyone gets couch action and it doesn't really count to time in the room is Schieferhof, but they are in the same 50/100 category. But there you also have to assume that you can make a session last up to about 40 minutes in the room for the price of one session.
The only other thing that I think might be a typo is that the food would cost you 100€ in Montreal. I hope you meant 10€. Last time I was in Montreal, I can't remember paying CAN$150 for food of the mediocre calibre that you get in FKK's. In the Düsseldorf area the clubs offer beer for free, and I have seen more than a few people who try their best to drink their entrance fee back.
Peter,
I was generalizing the 100 euro food bill for Montreal. If your in Montreal and go to restaurants for say breakfast, lunch and dinner plus the cost of beer during the day the total cost should easily hit the 100 euro mark. If your on an FKK tour and plan on spending the day in a club you dont have this expense (since hotels usually offer free breakfast).
Also should point out that Montreal has Full Service stripclubs off the island. Wouldnt even generalize them as stripclubs though, seeing that half the time the stage sits empty for long stretch's of time. Mainly its girls walking around in bikini tops and thongs hoping to entice guys into small booths for two or three songs of cbj's or FS. Rates of 60/90 euro's for these services are the general cost for about 10 minutes of action. Or about 6E/m for cbj and 9E/m for FS...
I was under the impression that couch action didnt count towards the room time as long as one doesnt take advantage of the girls 'generosity'. Has the issue ever come up where the half hour charge gets bumped up to the hour fee due to a couple minutes of couch action?
A 100 EUR a day to eat out in Montreal seems high, the last time I went there, mind you exchange rates were much more favorable for Americans at the time, didn't top out at more than $40US a day eating at decent places. FKKs are pretty damn amazing considering they are dirt cheap, the bbbjs are the best thing. A guy got fined $5000 in Sydney for getting a bbbj from a prostitute, there is a lot of HIV paranoia in Ozzie. Its also next to impossible to get a bbbj in the Netherlands, the Dutch authorities are ultraparanoid about STDs, lots of Dutchmen in Ozzie and vice versa.
[QUOTE=Akibono]Got back from a tour of Palace and Oase, but managed to get a small scratch on the bunper of the rental. Now they are doing a damage report and will probably bill me for the damages! I think my credit card will cover most of it. This seems to be the new way to screw the customer into getting their expensive insurance. I noticed that even the most minor damage is scrutinized and recorded these days.[/QUOTE]
When you rent the car, you often get a paper where you mark any scratces etc. on a drawing. What I do is mark every side of it. The blokes delivering the car usually can't be bothered with scrutinizing what I have marked, so I am covered with it. My credit card covers 100% damage, but I just hate the hassle of a small scratch beeing put on damage report so I just screw them back
Chivaz
I noticed more than a few FKK ladies had a few lapses in personal hygiene, not being anal but many of the women I have encountered have serious B.O. or vaginal and or foot odors, halitosis is another common issue, I never French most women because I don't like the taste of tobacco.
[QUOTE=CBGBConnisur]I noticed more than a few FKK ladies had a few lapses in personal hygiene, not being anal but many of the women I have encountered have serious B.O. or vaginal and or foot odors, halitosis is another common issue, I never French most women because I don't like the taste of tobacco.[/QUOTE]
I generally avoid ladies with big boots or other complicated footwear because they don't want to take off and put on. Not only do I think sex with shoes is not sexy, but you know they don't take showers after the sessions. Now how clean can you get with a bidet or a towel? Yuck!