Ho Chi Minh City - Massage Parlors

Forget about Niki Trinh. It's totally legit. The masseuse was a sweet young 19 yr old. But no happy ending here.

So afterwards, I went back to KaKa since I know you can get something there. New management. New girls. Only recognized 1 girl from my previous visit which was a couple of months back. There's really only 2 girls worth choosing. The others are unimpressive. I picked a short cute girl. Decent massage. When it came time for the deed, she started negotiating. She wanted 500, I offered 300, finally we settled on 400, but she had to go topless. The negotiations are always annoying, but once we got passed that, it was good times. I think what's fun about Kaka is that you can get more GFE. Yes you have to tip for it, but you can get more than at the regular massage spots. I guess another way to put it, it's more of a game at Kaka. Vien Dong and spots like that, yes the girls are hotter, but you basically know what you are going to get and what your limits are. At Kaka, if you got skills, you can push the limits.

Viet Lover, What happened? The uni gig in Surabaya not work out? Or what? Maybe no action there, too conservative?

I just love my Viet women too much to ever leave them.

Wanted to try something new outside of D1. Hit up a spot in D12 on QL22 right after the bridge. 100 for VIP ticket. Actually, I don't think there is an option for non-VIP. Facilities is not the cleanest, but for 100 VIP, I guess you get what you pay for. They had about 5 girls that I could see. They are all probably 6/7 out of 10. Massage so-so. At the end, BJ or HJ available. So if BJ is your thing, I guess you can try this place out.

The bros should be careful accessing sex sites overseas, especially from Asia and Europe. They always try to download some malwares or Trojan horses into your computer.

The worst is the new Russian ransomware allegedly spread out by Russian Mafia from sites in Europe. It would disable the computer then demand $199 ransom. The FBI and CIA have been working trying to fix this ransomware without success.

Search under Russian ransomeware or FBI virus.

I went for a massage at the Gia Van Hotel in District 2. This is on Tran Nao, if you drive from Thoa Dien to Thu Thiem tunnel it is the first hotel on your right hand side.

VIP ticket is 150 K and the facilities are above average. Standard private steam room, bath and massage. The girl was in her early 20's and apart from having 1 bad front tooth, did look ok. The massage was short and pretty crappy, and the girl indicated that she would do a BJ, but no CIM, for 200 K. BJ was ok, but not the best. WIR? Probably yes, but I will ask for a CIM girl.

[QUOTE=LukeSkywalker;1621659]The bros should be careful accessing sex sites overseas, especially from Asia and Europe. They always try to download some malwares or Trojan horses into your computer.

The worst is the new Russian ransomware allegedly spread out by Russian Mafia from sites in Europe. It would disable the computer then demand $199 ransom. The FBI and CIA have been working trying to fix this ransomware without success.

Search under Russian ransomeware or FBI virus.[/QUOTE]I appreciate that this is OT, but thank you for your information.

[B]Would you please advise how the ransomware viruses spread and how to prevent infection?[/B]

Does antivirus software such as Malwarebytes prevent the attacks, or clean your infected compupter?

Are they spread by phishing exploits, loaded from websites visited (by responding to advertisements on regular sites), or other means?

[I]BTW I am aware that the FBI and anti-virus companies managed to shut down the servers of many of these types of ransomware viruses such as 'Kryptolocker' over the past 18 months, but the baddies are getting smarter and now hide their operations by using the Tor Network, which sends their loads through a series of random servers. Actually the 'FBI Virus' is easily removed by anti-malware products.[/I]

Which bridge is that VL?

[QUOTE=VietLover;1621587]Wanted to try something new outside of D1. Hit up a spot in D12 on QL22 right after the bridge. 100 for VIP ticket. Actually, I don't think there is an option for non-VIP. Facilities is not the cleanest, but for 100 VIP, I guess you get what you pay for. They had about 5 girls that I could see. They are all probably 6/7 out of 10. Massage so-so. At the end, BJ or HJ available. So if BJ is your thing, I guess you can try this place out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pnhsgn;1628265]Which bridge is that VL?[/QUOTE]Sorry, I don't know the names of bridges in Vietnam. It is only a small bridge on Quoc Lo 22 right after the CoopMart if you are going towards An Suong. There is a Cho Lon electronics store very close to the massage spot, which I'm thinking you can't miss.

District 2 in HCMC is the expat enclave. I stayed there this week at the Sommerset service apartments at The Vista along the Hanoi Highway. The area is very quiet. I borrowed a bike and went around the area looking for some fun. Talked to some local security guards that the street Nguyen Thi Dinh is a hotbed of action similar to Benny's, but difficult if you do not speak Vietnamese. I rode around the Thao Dien area and noticed a couple of places that were legit. Rode further past the British International School and came across a blinking led sign "Spa" hanging from an electric pole. I figured if it's off the main road there must be some dodgy stuff going down. I turned down a side road that had some overgrown weeds and no lighting. About 50 meters in I arrive at a sweet spa setup. There were 4-5 girls there just sitting around as it was around dinner time. Don't expect too many of the expat wives to let their hubbies out at that hour. Pick a girl and went into a nice big aircon room with 2 tables. Stripped down, took a quick shower, got a very decent massage and then it was "massage baby?" Magic words, but not so magic hands. She just wanted to get it over quickly. The massage was 350 K for 75 minutes and the tip was 250 k. (She originally wanted 500 k).

Later I told some friends about the place but no one believed me. They all said a place like that doesn't exist in Thao Dien.

[QUOTE] They all said a place like that doesn't exist in Thao Dien.[/QUOTE]There is loads of action in D2- some very classy girls who might be a bit older than some of you like. Experienced not starfish.

Places are on the side streets off Thao Dien St & off NVH, also under the tree past the British school.

If it's more than 200 k a hour for a massage there's more on the menu.

[QUOTE=TraZmo;1633350]There is loads of action in D2- some very classy girls who might be a bit older than some of you like. Experienced not starfish.

Places are on the side streets off Thao Dien St & off NVH, also under the tree past the British school.

If it's more than 200 k a hour for a massage there's more on the menu.[/QUOTE]To be more precise:

The place to your left 50 meters after the British International school is called Diva. The last time I went was over 12 months ago, but if I remember correctly a body massage was over 400 K and the old bird wanted 500 K for a HJ.

There is another on NBL (off Xuan Thuy, D2) called Angel. The standard 60 min massage is 315 K. They have a few old birds that will short change you on your time and want to get to your dick as soon as they can. One exception is little Ms. Ha, she is quite nice and though her massage is not the best you have ever had, she knows how to use her hands so to say.

Another one is on Thong Huu Dinh. I can't remember the name but it is 30 meters in from the BP compound side of the road. I had a very good session there 9 months ago, but that girls has left. I subsequently was serviced by an old bird who ruined the mood with not budging from 500 K for a HJ. I guess they get spoiled by the D2 men who's only pleasure is a quick HJ when the wife is having her nails done. One of my friends recently met a very nice young girl there (25 maybe) though, and had a nice massage and HJ h said, no negotiating.

In all of these places you can get HJ, but I only had BJ's from a handful of these girls. Likewise I only managed 2 fucks in these places in all my time here. If anyone has had more success, please write.

On a different note, has anyone ever been lucky at either Sawadee (LE Van Mien) or Jade (NGO Quang Huy) I keep getting mixed messages and I don't want to be blunt and just ask as both places do pretty good legit massages.

That's Harmony near the BP compound.

I've found offering the ladies a massage has worked wonders for me- and I'm pretty lame at giving despite all the massages I've enjoyed.

Not too long working on the back before I'm at the butt and "turn over please".

Sure, they'll take a mil for a HJ if they can get it but in any of those I give never more than 200 for that or 500 if I've got her kit off and been to town on her.

Jade and Royal also oblige but the girls there are much stricter on 1 mil plus regardless- there's much more fun cheaper elsewhere.

[QUOTE=JD468;1633687]In all of these places you can get HJ, but I only had BJ's from a handful of these girls. Likewise I only managed 2 fucks in these places in all my time here. If anyone has had more success, please write.[/QUOTE]Most of those places have BJ on the menu, at least for some girls, some wouldn't do it. If you look for hot action just go to the famous one off Thao Dien street, 100% of girls will do BJ and most offer fullservice. 90 min massage is about 600 k then 700 for BJ and 1 mil for full package. Sure, those are not models in their early twenties, I probably wouldn't give any of them more than a 6, but they sure know how to take care of a dick. Plus most actually do a pretty good massage beforehand.

[QUOTE=FrenchiVietnam;1634206]the famous one off Thao Dien street.[/QUOTE]LOL.

That would be the one famously denounced on An Phu neighbours by a woman whose man was offered "massage baby". While she was on the next massage table!

Re Jade, I can't say what might be on offer there- it was Rose 30 m on from Jade that I was thinking of. It's all on the menu in Rose.

As Frenchi says, these girls do give a very good massage as well.