More on negotiating; suggestions for older mongers
I forgot to mention in my previous post that, after clinching the deal, I usually give her a big smile and add, "doy propina para servicio excelente (I give a tip for excellent service)," and I always keep my word. This may not be necessary, because she may give excellent service anyway. But I like to think this provides an incentive.
And now--what follows applies only to older mongers. If you are young and in your sexual prime, or even if you are middle aged and still a raging stud, this won't apply to you; you can skip what follows, or save it until you get older. But if you are in the 60+ age bracket as I am, you may find that on occasion you may have difficulty maintaining an erection, i.e., you sometimes go soft after you put it in. This is especially true if I am on my second chica of the day and have already come once; that's when it almost always happens. (I hardly ever go on to a third these days, but you never know.) So, as part of the negotiating process, only after I have clinched the deal as described in my last post, I usually add the following: "Una cosa mas. Soy viejo, y as veces tengo problemas permaneciendo duro. Prefiero tener orgasmo dentro de ti, pero si no vaya ser posible, me gustaria tener orgasmo en la boca. Es bueno contigo?" It is after this that I add the business about the tip. I won't bother translating this; if you have been mongering in Spanish speaking countries long enough to reach this age bracket, you will be able to translate this easily. If you're younger, it's none of your business anyway. This is just between us geezers. ;). BTW, I have never been refused yet.
One final grammatical point: I think it's incorrect in Spanish to say "tu cosita," "tu boca," "tu culo." It should be "la cosita," "la boca," "el culo." Using the personal pronoun as a possessive for a body part is considered a redundancy in Spanish. I frequently see signs in restaurant bathrooms admonishing employees, "lave las manos," not "lave sus manos." A native speaker once explained to me, laughing, that this should be obvious: "who else's hands am I going to wash? Yours?" However, in English we say "your hands, my hands." Every language has its idioms.
L
Thanks to you geezer "Alter Sack"
Hi guys,
Thanks for your comments and for sure I will never call one of you "Alter Knacker" after all I read in your reports.
I'm 45 years old so calling myself youngster was not regarding my age rather my experience in mongering. But I think to remember the words from Dodger Bulldog " The sex is better if everything is fun, fun, fun for the chicas " okay not only for them even for me cause I don't wanna push myself to hard knowing the right words in Spanish. Will manage it in any case. (o. K. Perhaps I have to check my private dictionary from time to time)
Hey Lorenzo it also happens to middle aged guys like me (am I middle aged? ) that the blue steel becomes soft. That happens to me when I'm perceive, the girl is only interested in doing a job. Okay I'm a fool and Artistyp is right, it's only a big crude industry. But I like to feel the nother way round. That's the reason why I want to ask the girls to stay for the night. Who knows how much they gonna ask for and where is a good place for mongering this way. Is it better to ask the chicas in the clubs like LIPS or PENTHOUSE or is there any public area like Gran Via or Multiplaza where is it worth to go.
To care about my blue steel, I think it was Artisttyp who mentioned that he saw cialis for sale at the pharmacy. Is this a special pharmacy where I have to go or do they offer it anywhere.
Saludos El Aleman2
Bad News For Lovers Of Violeta
I think I just married her....!!!!!!!!
I'm just joking, but she would (will) make someone a fine wife in all respects. She called me last nite to say that she was leaving the "business" and going to try to get out of the country. She did not sound drunk or scared and I'm to meet her tomorrow to help her thru the paperwork...not that I know anything about it. I feel like the guy who is forced to load the gun w/ which he'll be executed.
Oh, well...easy come, easy go; but she was a fine little squeeze.
P.S. Like everything else in El Salvador, it may be a rumor.
Continuing San Salvador adventures
This morning I finally talked to Violeta on the phone. (She never called me back after I left a message yesterday; I'm sure she had no idea who I am.) She agreed to come to my hotel tomorrow but wants me to call her first tomorrow morning. We'll see if it happens. I also don't know if the Real Intercontinental will give me any trouble, but I'll tell her to dress conservatively.
So, knowing that I wouldn't be seeing my darling Violeta today, what else could I do but go back to KF. Today I told them to skip that asinine presentation, and I just sat at the bar surveying the scene. My eyes fell on a comely blonde named Ashley, who is one of the newcomers. She sort of stood out from the others in that she wasn't sluttishly dressed, but looked like someone who worked in a bank. While were negotiating services, she tells me that she has a sore in her mouth and can't DFK. She even pulled her lip down to show me her gums, which looked okay to me. I'm beginning to think that these mouth infections are going all over KF, or maybe it's just a way to avoid DFK. She agreed to do everything else I asked, so I booked her for an hour. I wasn't disappointed. Not up to Violeta or Claudia standards, but she gave good service including BBBJCIM.
I sat around for a while and then picked for my second session of the day, who else but Dulce! Now those of you with long memories may recall that I my July 2007 report on KF I said that Dulce was the only dud I found at KF. So why, you may ask, did I pick her again. Well for one thing I like her face and body, because she is unusually tall. For another, I'm an intuitive guy and I somehow sensed that Dulce would be much better in bed that she was before. I wasn't disappointed. She still can't kiss very well, but she does everything else well--has excellent pelvic movement when we screw, and ends with BBBJCIM. She wasn't a disappointment this time, but she still needs to learn to kiss.
To be continued...........
Lorenzo
