Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=OldKool;1317760]Sosua is my favorite place on earth. Where else can you go and be a chick magnet.[/QUOTE]I most certainly agree.

[QUOTE=OldKool;1317760]Sosua is my favorite place on earth. Where else can you go and be a chick magnet.[/QUOTE]Good question. Where else can you go and be a chick magnet?

[QUOTE=Ath Trainer;1318018]Good question. Where else can you go and be a chick magnet?[/QUOTE]LOS, Indonesia, or PI.

[quote=skeeter buck; 1317637]hey guys, i bought the 96 pack of blue pills from the local sosua store for 1000 pesos but i'm worried about bringing them back to the states because of the quantity. has anyone brought the full box back to the states? will i encounter problems with customs? i think i'll just bring back a few. anyway thanks for all the great reports i've read here.

full trip report coming soon![/quote]i too found that wonderful store in sosua. bought the same 1000 pesos worth of viagra and an additional twelve pack of natural viagra made from assorted herbs. both worked very well. i would not be too concern about customs. merely state that it is for personal use. the worst that can happen is for them to confirep001e your bounty and you loose $25.00.

[QUOTE=OldKool;1317760]Sosua is my favorite place on earth. Where else can you go and be a chick magnet.[/QUOTE]Anywhere you want other than the USA, just glue a Benjy to your forehead and they will be drawn to you like buzzards to a shit wagon.

[quote=skeeter buck; 1317637]hey guys, i bought the 96 pack of blue pills from the local sosua store for 1000 pesos but i'm worried about bringing them back to the states because of the quantity. has anyone brought the full box back to the states? will i encounter problems with customs? i think i'll just bring back a few. anyway thanks for all the great reports i've read here.

full trip report coming soon![/quote]i carry a zip lock bag full of condoms and viagra with me on every trip, more than 100 viagra at a time, there is no viagra police, i have been searched at customs more than once without a peep about the vitamin v.

[quote=hillbilly69;1318066]i carry a zip lock bag full of condoms and viagra with me on every trip, more than 100 viagra at a time, there is no viagra police, i have been searched at customs more than once without a peep about the vitamin v.[/quote]it is probably not a good idea to bring back more than a few viagra at a time, it is a controlled substance and requires an rx in the states.

i would put them in an alleve bottle as they are also blue.

remember the story of mr. limbaugh?

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[QUOTE=Buscemi; 1318090]It is probably not a good idea to bring back more than a few Viagra at a time, it is a controlled substance and requires an Rx in The States.

I would put them in an Alleve bottle as they are also blue.

Remember the story of Mr. Limbaugh?

[url]http://www.cbsnews.com/2100-201_162-1753947.html[/url][/QUOTE]A mutual friend of ours brings back 1000s at a time, he has never revealed his source, not sure if he gets them from Latino pharmacy or somewhere else but he wouldn't tell me which one cause he figured I would buy them all.

[QUOTE=Buscemi; 1318090]It is probably not a good idea to bring back more than a few Viagra at a time, it is a controlled substance and requires an Rx in The States.

I would put them in an Alleve bottle as they are also blue.[/QUOTE]I have a ziplock bag full of Viagra, generic Viagra, Cialis, La Pela, and, most recently, Mambo 36. I don't have a prescription. I still have the 6 packets of Mambo I brought back with me in May (could not find Cialis). I still have about 12 packets of La Pela from previous trips. Don't have any more Cialis because at home all the "good stuff" gets used up first.

I just stick it in my check luggage as is. Never had a problem.

[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1318096]I have a ziplock bag full of Viagra, generic Viagra, Cialis, La Pela, and, most recently, Mambo 36. I don't have a prescription. I still have the 6 packets of Mambo I brought back with me in May (could not find Cialis). I still have about 12 packets of La Pela from previous trips. Don't have any more Cialis because at home all the "good stuff" gets used up first.

I just stick it in my check luggage as is. Never had a problem.[/QUOTE]I don't go into Colombia and DR with many Viagra but I come out with my share. Condoms if you got a big peter good luck finding condoms that fit if you run out especially in Colombia.

Buscemi if you remember correctly you were with me at the beach when I bought all a vendor had of Viagra and took them home with me granted it was only about 50.

[QUOTE=Hillbilly69;1318099]I don't go into Colombia and DR with many Viagra but I come out with my share.[/QUOTE]Correct. I don't go into the DR with them at all. I just load up once I get to where I am going. If I have some 20mg "Vitamin C's" at home then I pop one before boarding the airplane and I'm good for at least 3 days. Keeps me from having to use much of the stock that I by in Sosua.

[QUOTE=SavePros321;1318102]Correct. I don't go into the DR with them at all. I just load up once I get to where I am going. If I have some 20mg "Vitamin C's" at home then I pop one before boarding the airplane and I'm good for at least 3 days. Keeps me from having to use much of the stock that I by in Sosua.[/QUOTE]Don't forget to ask for an extra pat down at the airport on your way home from Medellin, maybe tell the female police you have extra viagra.

[QUOTE=Hillbilly69;1318116]Don't forget to ask for an extra pat down at the airport on your way home from Medellin, maybe tell the female police you have extra viagra.[/QUOTE]As tempting as that may be I'm not looking to stay any longer than I have to, LOL.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1317748]Tuesday:

She was too shy to drop her drawers at the bar, so she took my camera into the ladies room and shot the picture. That action started what I affectionately call,"Baño Follies." Every time that one of Lexi's or mi esposa's friends stop by, they would ask me for a beer. Okay, you want a beer, Lexi, here is the camera, you know what to do! This silliness went on for the last two nights.[/QUOTE]I am happy that the girls actually returned with you camera. I just knew you were going to write that you gave one of the girls your digital camera and she walked out of the back door of bar with it, never to be seen again.

thursday / last day / new president!

many places were closed because the new president started his first day of work. thus, there were a lot of locals at the beaches. mi esposa shows up and we just enjoyed the day. i know this is an adult forum, but i just have to share this next story.

no me gusta el perro de agua!

herman and i were taking a dip to cool off. this local next to us had this little dog and was standing in about 4 feet of water. you could tell the dog didn't care for the water, because he was paddling his paws and was not even touching the water yet. for whatever reason, this idiot threw the dog 10 feet in the air and 20 feet out to sea. herman and i looked at each other with the "wtf" look. the dog is now paddling full speed towards the beach, while swimming clear of the owner. as the dog swam just past the dude, he was trying to call it over. the dog looked towards the guy, and gave him the "that's not going to happen!" look.

the dog gets to the sand, jumps on a beach chair, and starts rolling around trying to dry off. then the dog sits on the chair and looks out at the ocean. the owner is calling and calling for the dog to swim out and join him. the pup turned around and faced the other direction, as to say,"fuck you!" the dude got out of the water and when the pooch spotted him, the dog jump up and ran for higher ground. it was one of the funniness things i've ever saw at any beach in the world.

back on the monger track.

my plan was to take mi esposa back for jacuzzi ops, then go to bg1's place for dinner, then meet mi esposa later and hang with her for the rest of the night. that was until i got the phone call. just when we were about to leave the beach, i get a call from bg1. she said,"i'm at your hotel right now and i want to freaky freaky with you." change of plans! i broke the news to mi esposa; no problems whatsoever. i would meet up with her later in the evening. i promised her, and my promise is as good as gold!

bg1 put a jacuzzi ass kicking on me! it was a "don't you dare forget about me when you go home!" type of ass kicking! i decided it was too late for bg1 to start cooking, so we stopped by the ollie stand for chicken, and i wanted to try the pork sandwich. both were outstanding! i had a relaxing meal while roasting to death in bg1's place. i wanted to call dibs of the only fan, but the baby needed it more than me. said my goodbyes, and headed off to las flores to say my next goodbye. there are no fans in that place either, and it was hot as hell, it was a fast goodbye!

went to del toro and met up with the esposa. lexi showed up shortly afterwards; no worries in the world, let's drink. lexi and juan are now well seasoned photographers, so i just turned over the camera to both of them. at this point, juan is snapping pictures in the club, and lexi is taking "baño follies" photos. decided to call it an early night so mi esposa and i headed back to the ng at about two. i could tell that the esposa was a little disappointed from the lack of earlier jacuzzi ops, so she decided to put an ass kicking on my old ass as well! what a great way to end the seven night romp!

final thoughts:

even though the cops were being assholes to many of the girls, especially the haitianas, it did not put that much of a hamper on what i wanted to do and when i wanted to do it. there was still plenty of pussy to go around, and then some! i had more than my share of,"this is why i come to sosua" moments. i played with old flames, and created new connections as well. hell, i even have a wife now! not bad considering the last two sucked!

another thing i love about the girls in the dr, their asses are always moving! as soon as they hear music, they start moving their asses, it's like the two are connected. for example, i stream in latina music on the internet (which gore invented) , and mi esposa was passed out with her head on my chest, but when she heard one of the songs she liked, her ass started bouncing. it's like when you scratch a dog in the right spot, the leg starts moving. same concept, but different species.

the cops can crack down all the fuck they want, it won't keep me from traveling to sosua!