Winner winner chicken dinner
Alright gentlemen, this post is hot off the presses as I've just jumped out of the shower to wash the **** off me back in my room.
Firstly, Elvis 2008, the restaurant you went to is Omnia Restaurant [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/xTYpLEipDkFNeuSk6[/URL].
Thanks for the tip, I will check it out for sure!
Arrived this afternoon from Panama to my chapinero hotel.
I'm in Bogota for 8 days and I'm an experienced traveller however my Spanish is not that great so I asked the hotel manager if he knew a friend who would sort of act as a guide companion as I visit various museums and galleries around town and we can have a conversations in Spanish and I can take notes and so forth and I offered about $25,000 pesos an hour for this service but the manager said $30,000 is a better number and seeing the guy who he found has to come from far away I just flat out offered him $30,000 an hour and of course I'll pay for lunch and entry to any activities. I think it's a good deal for me. Anyway onto the chicas.
First thing I did was hunted for some cash so I walked towards some ATMs and the first one I tried davidivieda or something would not let me withdraw more than 400,000.
Scotiabank wanted to charge 21,000 COP for 900,000 COP, and the AVAL group ATMs spat out my card completely "transaction unsuccessful".
Finally Servibanca ATM let me take out 2 million and 22,500 fee so about 1%.
While I was there I nabbed some KFC which tasted alright.
Now I have a lot of notes about this hobby but I made a note that 6 months ago Tom Dick 69 said "If I have to choose one place, it would be Cl64#15-30. It had like 10 chicas, fixed & affordable prices, the place was bit busy with some clients inside. So, it must be popular with locals. ".
I was so tired, I nearly fell asleep while on the bed, but I know if I go to sleep at 8 pm I will be fucked tomorrow night.
Fortunately this place was close to my hotel so after putting the money away I put 200 k in my pocket, loaded an eSIM on my backup phone and headed out into the night.
I was wearing a black hoodie and I put the hoodie up to make it look like I'm a dangerous hombre with my hands in my pockets. Pulling out my phone to see the map quickly.
I arrived and the door was slightly ajar and the tour was saying chicas so I walked in, si.
Sat down and there was a few other guys and a lot of girls, all 5, and 6's. One with coloured hair looked a bit thin, rest were too gordo.
So prices are on the wall, 50 k for 30 or 100 k for 60. I felt generous so took Gabi for 60 minutes. You give the money directly to he girl downstairs and she gives it to the bar, who writes it down and takes their cut. Before you go upstairs. Interesting system.
She was covered in a tremendous amount of tattoos as well as piercings. It was over pretty quickly, as I was tired from the flight. I told her I paid for 60 min so she has more money even thoigh I knew session would be short.
I mean, 100 k is nothing, it's not even the price of a session on Soi 6 in Pattaya, (1000 baht to the girl, + 400 fine for bar = 160 k).
The condition of the room is adequate. It is a large room, with a hard bed and a few hooks on the wall but no side tables. There is an ensuite with a toilet and shower however there are no towels and she also had no lube.
I went back downstairs just to finish my beer and this other chick comes over named Sarah who is very interested in me and also very drunk. We spent about 30 minutes playing with my phone translating the conversation. I told her literally 10 times that when she tries to use the microphone to stop talking into the top of the phone and talk into the bottom of the phone but she never fucking did it properly.
She told me she was a paisa for Manizales And she was alright I mean she was not as fat as the other chicks and she was very sensual. I tried explaining to her that I had no power and I wanted to go to sleep and I'll come back tomorrow.
But She kept tempting me and I asked if she would do a blowjob without a condom because the first girl used a condom and she said yes.
After buying her a Smirnoff and myself another beer I had only enough money for a 30-minute session in my pocket so I took her upstairs and as soon as I took off my clothes she squatted down and started giving me a great BBBJ.
After after a while in a few oh my gods I pushed her onto the bed and did her in missionary and doggy.
The place was about to close and her friend kept yelling from downstairs Sarah Sarah while we were fucking but she didn't want to stop.
Eventually I just stopped and said listen I can't finish without the condom, And I took it off and threw it in the bin. But she kept coming at me and said something in Spanish as she lay down again so I just went back inside and yes that feeling of skin on skin is unbeatable and completely different feeling and all of a sudden I felt like I was going to shoot inside her.
I wanted to be a gentleman about it so I pulled out and helped myself on her body. Don't worry fellas I've been taking PReP religiously for the past 10 days since I started travelling so my antibodies are very powerful even though I haven't been having sessions.
She was eager to be more involved with me including coming to my hotel room, telling me she wants to travel with me around Columbia, And forcing me to add her on WhatsApp. She was also extremely drunk.
Anyway when I went downstairs the whole place was shut, One of the managers was still there. All three of the barman slash managers were very nice to me and we try to communicate.
He waited around while I installed the Uber app on my second phone which gobbled up about 10% of the data I just purchased. Anyway it was nearly midnight and in the Uber on the 700 m drive back to my hotel the Uber driver mentioned that where he picked me up was very unsafe to to walk at night by myself. So it was a good idea.
Tomorrow I will see some cultura but fellas are free to message me, would love to hang out with the boys this week.
Fucking fantastic first night and these girls really know how to work their asses and put some effort into the fucking not like these Asian chicks that just let you plough them. As most of my experiences been in Asia so far. Hope that you enjoyed my first adventure in Colombia.
I have a photo of the flyer I got from the casa as well as two photos of Gabi But his forum just complained that the file size is too big and honestly it's way too late for me to fudge around resizing and minimising photos to meet the specifications required so sorry about that but you know this forum is about 30 years out of date so what can I do?
I don't know about that one
I'm not done exploring Bogota as I've not been to clubs or casas yet and I also don't know about anything from before COVID. But I will say that I kinda don't agree with what you're saying about webcams. I come from the webcam world and I've met most of the webcam girls I befriend. Webcam girls are generally better looking than what you can find irl. I will say that you are right. COVID did accelerate the transition from girls to webcam. Like back in 2020 there were absolute dimes that we're willing to meet with you in person. Now I don't see as many girls. And the girls that I do see aren't that good looking. Something is happening. It's getting worse irl and it's getting worse in webcams. Like where have the dimes idk gone. There are a bunch of girls that I saw on mileroticos that looked really good in the pictures and now they aren't available and a lot of web cam girls are gone. That begs the question where did they go? I have one girl who became a manager for other web girls. 3 others got sugar daddies from other countries. I wonder where these girls are going and what is the solution. Just as quickly as girls came to webcams they also left.
[QUOTE=Prelude141;2829056]Bogota mongering scene is not what it used to be. In the brothels of chapinero, in 2018/19 you had a bunch of average girls but always a few hidden gems. They are gone. Covid has massively accelerated the transition to webcamsex and the pretty girls are all over it. I think the transition would have happened over time any way but covid did accelerate the switch. Brothels are left with girls not attractive enough to be successful on Web sex. Last year I went there I didn't fuck any girl in those brothels but I had very good time before covid.
In Santa Fe, that is still ok even if I find that most clubs are not very busy most days. Troya is the most crowed with the highest line up. The other are hit or miss to be honest, you need to be lucky.
Street girl I can't say, not my thing.
High end club in the north are Almost all closed.
Pussy house moved location, very few girls and not the prettiest last time I visited. Las divas, empty no customer, very few girls.
Some spa in north chapinero are still good venues but you need luck as well (nanxiang, sensity).
Mezzanine is ok but I never understood the hype. Fucking an average girl in a tiny tiny cabin on a massage table is ok once a a while but there are better options.
Agencies and online escort site, I can't say I prefer to choose a girl IRL.
In short, still some sex activities to do but it's going down hill. Who knows what's coming next.[/QUOTE]
Well done. No raving beauties but they all got pussies
Cyberdas, well done.
None of them are raving beauties but as we know they all got pussies and they look like they were fun.
Obviously they gave you good service.
[QUOTE=Cyberdas;2839196]This is some of the talent that could be found in and out of the clubs in the Santa Fe area.
Cheers![/QUOTE]
Report + the objective 1-10 scale
Spent the whole day looking at every single girl from mileroticos, photoprepagos, and pasióand prepagos and some other random sites. Don Colombia and stuff like that.
Then I decided to go to lido before I venture to santa fe for the first time. Sorry woodman.
So here's the deal. Looks like all the girls from online are kind mid. I'll go into the objective 1-10 rating scale but in my book every one you can find online is 6 or 7 at best.
Cool. So got to lido at 10:30 pm Friday night. No signs on the place just 2 dudes in suits. This is lido? This is lido. No cover charge. Walk straight in and patted down. Bar on the right strip pole in the middle. Good lighting. Music not too loud. Maybe 85 decibels.
Girls are hot. Let me tell you. This place probably edges out la isla in Medellin by bit in terms of girl quality. But probably slightly under Loutron in Medellin. I would do most of the girls there and that's saying something because my standards are really high. There was like 10 to 15 girls like 2 fives. Most were lots of 8's. Maybe 1 nine. Order water. 50 k. Later I saw the menu and water is 40 k aside from the fact that I bought 2 waters just now that I'm home again for 5 k I already go ripped off. Nice.
So I look hecka weird because I'm dressed to go to the gym and I'm tired I don't really want to talk to people just figure out the prices and leave.
The one 5 starts talking to me. She's the worst looking girl in the place I would probably give her a 4. 5. I ask about prices she says you have to pay for the room. And pay whatever the girl wants. So this girl who is the worst girl there like Medellin centro quality tells me the room cost 300 k and she cost 600 k. I said cool not interest just here for prices. She insisted and said she would do it for "barato" or cheap. Here's a tip, men. When they low ball you after giving a high price and are really trying to get you into a room don't accept. Reason being most often than not they are going to perform bad and want to charge for every little thing. To the eventually get to and pass the original price. Won't make for a good experience.
Cool. Go to the bathroom come back. Here's a tip. Don't drink your drink after you leave it unattended. Swiped no scoping over here.
Girls don't give a toot about you. They are just there. Maybe they look at you. But they don't really come to you. It's not standard.
I motion like 7 girl to come to me. Would a done her. But didn't go out to do anything. She says she's 800 k and 200 k for room. Interesting. I heard somewhere here the rooms are 200 k and if they say anything else don't accept it. I never asked to go to stool so idk 200 k 300 k don't care. On the way out security asked for propina gave him 20 k.
Leave. Go to Loutron. 10 min walk from lido. I was walking fast there is no one around. The place is a house. It's white orange roof. Next to barbershop. Walk in. No cover. Quality is 1 or 2 points worse than lido. But no girls is below average no one is ugly but no one is an 8. It looks like Luna lunera in there but no strip pole. I sit. Like 10 girls line up in front of me. Like an idiot I take mad Long to pick not knowing that I have to pick. I pick the one with the widest hood that is skinny. All the girls are looking at me so I. Any she their backside. Garb LOL. Stop pressuring me lmao. W. e. I buy her a drink. I get a Gatorade for all that walking. 130 k for both things. We talk and she gives me that info. So the girls are constant at this place. They come in at 8 pm they leave at 6 am. Prices are 300 k for room and I do t think there is negotiating that. Then the girls charge w. E. They want. She was charging me 550 k. W. e. We talk. She half paisa half rola. Gives me her number and says that she can come to my apartment if I tell her with time so that she has enough time to come and then go back to Loutron for the night. She said she'll do it for 600 k. Might take her up on it because as she stood up I finally saw her backside. Very nice.
Order an Uber after going to the bathroom. Some dude is outside I don't think he works for Loutron. Said if I wanted a taxi. I'm like nah. Won't leave me alone. He said let's go to this place called nova. Maybe he was talking about eventos casa nova something like that idk. Maybe you guys can tell me. And if it's worth to check it out. I didn't go with him just came back home.
IMO too pricy. But at least I know there are hot girls in Bogota that you can do. Like if I really want someone that's an 8 and I don't care about price I know where to go. I think it's best if you go in there ask for numbers but the girls drinks just so the house doesn't get mad and then ask the girls to back to your pace for cheaper and don't pay the 300 k the house wants just pay for the girls Uber.
I didn't partake in any place today. I might Sunday. Just once but after that I'm just going to call girls back to my place if possible. Fuck those prices lmao. If I was Uber rich I would do it.
Tomorrow I ah e a date to the movies with a cam girl. Big tits. Maybe she won't come. She agreed to come but she hasn't confirmed the details I sent her. Ill see. Otherwise I'm going to go to Santa Fe during the day and find all the clubs I want to go to and see if the day game is good. And in the night go to the clubs. Might hit up the Loutron girl for 600 k try to negotiate to 400 or 500.
The objective 1-10 rating scale: This will end the debate once and for all. According to Myron Gaines. (Sorry Myron I p2 p. Ee all do in some way shape or form I'the rather just be direct).
5 is average. Think your regular college girl. Flat. Decent face.
9 is perfect in every way objectively like there is nothing bad.
10 doesn't exist. What is 10 for one person is a 8 for another. What takes you from 9 to 10 is preference.
4 is below average.
1 none one would touch with a 10 foot pole. Think disabled old lady. Sorry disabled old ladies.
Hax.
