Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Franciscass;1888548]....
I paid up front started with the spoon position rather than the doggy, softly massaged her clit with a well lubricated hand in a counterclockwise motion while simultaneously fucking her using intermittent slow then fast strokes, part in then all the way in, nibbled on her ear while telling her how her divine body was driving me wild (72% of women in a recent survey said they loved hearing this 68% of the time). It was beautiful, I was beginning to feel the love, romance was in the air. Then she turned around and asked me "why you not finish yet". Dan can you please tell where the fuck I went wrong.[/QUOTE]I think it was you "telling her how her divine body was" that turned her off.

Because talking during sex can be distracting for the other person. Instead of just enjoying the feelings, you need to think about and understand the words. Which can be especially distracting for the lady, when English isn't her first language.

I assume that you are talking about the same survey that I provided a link for earlier. Because you didn't give any new link for any other survey. And you must've misread it. Because I went back to look at this survey, and there was nothing at all about talking there, let alone 72% of women liking it. Check it out for yourself at the link below:

[URL]http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2014/11/10/sexual-fantasies-least-popular-science-finally-weighs/[/URL]

This is why it's so important to support your views with original sources of your information. You can easily make a mistake and say something that's not true. Which can mislead a lot of people.

When you provide a link to the source of your information, then people can check it out for themselves, instead of just taking your word for it.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;1888548]I am sorry but I have no idea what you were trying to say there. But following through on what I though you had being conversing about I tried your technique earlier to day. I paid up front started with the spoon position rather than the doggy, softly massaged her clit with a well lubricated hand in a counterclockwise motion while simultaneously fucking her using intermittent slow then fast strokes, part in then all the way in, nibbled on her ear while telling her how her divine body was driving me wild (72% of women in a recent survey said they loved hearing this 68% of the time). It was beautiful, I was beginning to feel the love, romance was in the air. Then she turned around and asked me "why you not finish yet". Dan can you please tell where the fuck I went wrong.[/QUOTE]Maybe your hand wasn't well lubricated enough?

[QUOTE=Franciscass;1888548]I am sorry but I have no idea what you were trying to say there. But following through on what I though you had being conversing about I tried your technique earlier to day. I paid up front started with the spoon position rather than the doggy, softly massaged her clit with a well lubricated hand in a counterclockwise motion while simultaneously fucking her using intermittent slow then fast strokes, part in then all the way in, nibbled on her ear while telling her how her divine body was driving me wild (72% of women in a recent survey said they loved hearing this 68% of the time). It was beautiful, I was beginning to feel the love, romance was in the air. Then she turned around and asked me "why you not finish yet". Dan can you please tell where the fuck I went wrong.[/QUOTE]I have more data:

18% of ISG members have ass-fucked while spooning and clit rubbing.

93% of those ISG members lasted less than 1 minute.

64% of ISG readers appreciate Dan7373's earnest attempts to educate us on proper technique.

97% of ISG readers just love Franciscass' sarcastic humor.

Well done sir, and thanks. It brought a wry smile to this old face of mine.

[QUOTE=Kumbu;1888733]I have more data:

18% of ISG members have ass-fucked while spooning and clit rubbing.

93% of those ISG members lasted less than 1 minute.

64% of ISG readers appreciate Dan7373's earnest attempts to educate us on proper technique.

97% of ISG readers just love Franciscass' sarcastic humor.

Well done sir, and thanks. It brought a wry smile to this old face of mine.[/QUOTE]And 68% of all statistics are made up on the spot!

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1888822]And 68% of all statistics are made up on the spot![/QUOTE]Unless they are found on the internet; in which case they are totally true!

SL.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;1888548]I am sorry but I have no idea what you were trying to say there. But following through on what I though you had being conversing about I tried your technique earlier to day. I paid up front
SNIP[/QUOTE]Not to add more unnecessary complexity to this issue than already exists, but it appears you quoted my post but are replying to Dan7373 here, no? Or did I miss a post or three between what you quoted of mine and your reply to Dan that would explain everything? Hehe.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;1888871]Not to add more unnecessary complexity to this issue than already exists, but it appears you quoted my post but are replying to Dan7373 here, no? Or did I miss a post or three between what you quoted of mine and your reply to Dan that would explain everything? Hehe.[/QUOTE]Oops your right. Myself and Dan had been conversing so much on the P4P scene I thought it was his reply. Apologies for confusion. Happens 3% of the time.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;1888880]Oops your right. Myself and Dan had been conversing so much on the P4P scene I thought it was his reply. Apologies for confusion. Happens 3% of the time.[/QUOTE]I knew that's what happened and had originally decided to let it go. Then I found myself unable to rest over the fear that someone somewhere might assume I was ever in favor of Pay Upfront. LOL.

A couple of times lately I have found myself juggling so many Line replies and messages at the same time that I sent "Meet me at 19:00" confirmations to the wrong girl I had been using a "cannot meet, sick tonight" excuse with and had to tap dance like Gene Kelly on acid to back out of it.

Some days ago I had a 2 hour sessions with Linly at Mango massage shop. Her service is quite good, passionate deep kiss and sex, she got wet naturally, good rimming, blow job was too strong at first but she adapted and was good at the end. She doesn't provide A+. Her personality is fun and willing to lead a bit of chatting (if the other party is not much of a talker like me).

Her looks are average: Face 6 (a bit hard when not smiling. But she smiles often), Body 6.5 (she is kind of slim but have kind of big legs). Keep in mind I wouldn't touch with a pole many of the fatter girls who can be seen at Mango / Bongot / Cherry / Candy websites. So maybe for many other mongers she may be look better than to me.

If only I could find a similar simple service (just passionate sex / kissing) as she provided with a cute 20 years old spinner. And sadly I am not willing to pay 4 k to try my luck in a GoGo (I may pay 4 k if I was sure of the service. But really can't afford it if the service is less than perfect T_T).

[QUOTE=Francesco24;1889658]If only I could find a similar simple service (just passionate sex / kissing) as she provided with a cute 20 years old spinner. And sadly I am not willing to pay 4 k to try my luck in a GoGo (I may pay 4 k if I was sure of the service. But really can't afford it if the service is less than perfect T_T).[/QUOTE]Exactly! It think we all feel that way. It just does not exist here. The better looking gals just provide less. Only "bad girls" do those types of things. Far be it for most Thai chicks to really enjoy getting down and dirty. That's for the commoners.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1890120]Exactly! It think we all feel that way. It just does not exist here. The better looking gals just provide less. Only "bad girls" do those types of things. Far be it for most Thai chicks to really enjoy getting down and dirty. That's for the commoners.[/QUOTE]I'd say that the lady's enjoyment depends a lot on how good you are in bed with her. And by being good in bed, I mean how good you are stimulating her clitoris during your time with her. Because that's where the majority of the woman's sexual pleasure comes from.

A lot of guys have trouble understanding this perhaps because they don't fully understand how anatomical differences between men and women make sexual experience different for them.

For men, having sexual intercourse is virtually the same as having pleasure. Because men automatically get plenty of stimulation for their most pleasurable zone, which is the glans of the penis.

But for women, there is not such strong correlation between having sexual intercourse and feeling sexual pleasure. Because intercourse usually doesn't stimulate much the woman's most pleasurable zone, which is her clitoris. The lady needs additional stimulation for her clitoris to enjoy it as much as the guy. And a lot of guys are so ignorant about this that they don't even try to do it, let alone be good at it.

[QUOTE=Dan7373;1890195]I'd say that the lady's enjoyment depends a lot on how good you are in bed with her. And by being good in bed, I mean how good you are stimulating her clitoris during your time with her. Because that's where the majority of the woman's sexual pleasure comes from.

A lot of guys have trouble understanding this perhaps because they don't fully understand how anatomical differences between men and women make sexual experience different for them.

For men, having sexual intercourse is virtually the same as having pleasure. Because men automatically get plenty of stimulation for their most pleasurable zone, which is the glans of the penis.

But for women, there is not such strong correlation between having sexual intercourse and feeling sexual pleasure. Because intercourse usually doesn't stimulate much the woman's most pleasurable zone, which is her clitoris. The lady needs additional stimulation for her clitoris to enjoy it as much as the guy. And a lot of guys are so ignorant about this that they don't even try to do it, let alone be good at it.[/QUOTE]Dan, sometimes you are a bit condescending to those of us on this board. I would imagine the majority of dudes on here have enough experience with women to know our way around their bodies. What I am speaking to is a cultural phenomenon. It has absolutely nothing to do with the man.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1890249]Dan, sometimes you are a bit condescending to those of us on this board. I would imagine the majority of dudes on here have enough experience with women to know our way around their bodies. What I am speaking to is a cultural phenomenon. It has absolutely nothing to do with the man.[/QUOTE]The bigger question is why does this guy continue to troll us? His posts have NOTHING to do with the thread topic: Bangkok Massage Parlors. Except Tulip and ANNIES. If I was new to this board and picked up this thread I would think it was populated by a bunch of fruit loops, and lacking in useful intel.

I visited Sensual Massage Bangkok yesterday and got the prostate massage + BJ package for 1200 baht. OK price and the service was decent, it was just a bit of a hike out to Undom from lower Suk: [URL]http://www.sensualmassagebangkok.com/[/URL].

SL.

Hi monger friends,

Can I request all of you to share your experiences with girls in various MPs like Snow White, Cherry Mango etc. Etc.

It would be lovely to know about the current scenario in Bangkok.

I am planning to visit next month for 5 days.

Thanks in advance dudes.

Got news from my Nataree super VIP friend, allegedly UK NGO group led authority raided the parlour this afternoon. Many foreign workers and many minors were caught.

I guess the best and favorite parlour for many of us in BKK will be gone for a while, until things have calm down and more dividends have been paid out. I guess I will miss it to some extend.