Hong Kong Club Reports

[QUOTE=NeverOnce;2590284]I'm cool with the way it all went down. I got what I wanted and so did she. All good. I had a fantastic trip! No regrets![/QUOTE]Exactly how I live my life. No regrets and enjoy it while it lasts. My biological father passed in his 40's and a recent friend passed in his 40's from a blood clot while sleeping. Never know when it is your time to go so you better enjoy it. Some guys I know have never left the their hometowns and believe the fear programming the news and church feeds them. I always tell them of my international trips, but leave out the monger aspect. Dollar definitely goes further internationally. Have fun and stay safe!

[QUOTE=BigMagick;2590435]I'm still recovering from a don Julio hangover from Monday night in the zona. I had two girls. One on each side. We got pretty drunk. Good times.

Let me know a time and place bro, some don Julio 70 is definitely worth some good convo and advice. There's a bar girl I'm talking to right now and I want to know how deep I'm getting myself.[/QUOTE]Proceed with caution, brother. I've gone down that road. Twice. LOL. Neither ended in the manner that most of the guys here warn of. They were both healthy and honest relationships. So I can tell you that it can be done with the right girl. Obviously, that's the key because the vast majority will try to play you for the fool.

Invite me for that Don Julio therapy session. LOL I have much to learn.

A little bird has been saying El Capitan is SeaBeeJoe's dad reincarnated.

That means SeaBeeJoe has to buy Don Julio 1942 every time he sees his dad.

Hang overs and headaches are caused by toxic chemicals used for brewing, aging and refining liquors, wines, beers, any alcoholic beverages.

I had a few violent ones in the past. One of the worst one night drinking beers, a couple shots of HK's tequilas and half a bottle of Malbec at an Argentina steak house in Tijuana. My stomach and intestines were swollen and in pain for 2 days, did not want to eat or drink anything, bordering on dying. The health risks were very serious. I should have taken Peptobismal or gone to the doctor. Since I never had hang over with beers or Tequilas, the Malbec was the main culprit, or may be its toxins in combination with Tequila and beers.

After 3 or 4 shots of cheap or expensive cognacs, whiskeys, buorbons, rums ect I would always have hangover, severe thirst, headache and constipation the next day, but had no problem with multiple tequila shots in HK and Chicago recently.

Last Saturday I was sharing a table with a couple young guys in HK. They bought me 2 T shots of cheap Jose Cuervo Silver from Speedy. The young Mexican guy, who crashed my table, was drinking 2 Don Julio 70 bottles by himself, invited me to a few large shots in plastic cups down with lime wedges. I walked with noobs to Chicago and had another shot at the door, totaling 6 tequila shots and 4 or 5 beers, felt totally fine and alert, no headache, no hang over, walking straight, steady and level down the uneven sidewalks in the alley checking out street girls, talking to wingmen.

Then a wingman took us into his hotel room. I don't remember what happened next, but I fell down on the bed and slept for 6 hours straight. I was slightly intoxicated but not drunk, only very sleepy due to having had only a few hours sleep the night before. The wingman woke me at 2:30 to go home. I had no headache, no hang over, no thirst, fell totally fine, alert, energetic, ready to drive home, but I missed out on humping a couple cuties that night. Damn.

I am very impressed that 6 shots of cheap tequila seemed to have no or very little toxic chemicals, gave me no headache, thirst, hang over or intestine problems. A few Mexican guys in HK were very cool and generous, gave me shots of the spicy but smooth and expensive Don Julio 1942, $250 a bottle club price When I see them again I have to reciprocate, buying them a couple shots of Speedy's extremely rare and expensive tequila from the exquisite bottle he ages for years on his hip.

[QUOTE=ScottHall;2590353]I really don't think you overpaid at all. Did you actually spend 72 hours with the girl? The average session with an HK girl is $100 for only 30 minutes. So HK girls are rated at about $200 an hour. $800 is nothing for as much time as you said you spent with her. You actually paid way below the market rates. You got a ton of mileage out of it and had the time of your life. At the end of the day you went home with a great big smile on your face. Isn't that the whole point of Disneyland?[/QUOTE]Exactly! Yes, she spend the entire time with me. Either way, like you said, I left with a smile on my face. I'm not angry with these girls for trying to make money, I get it. I decide how much I'm willing to give them. I thought that was how this whole game worked?

Spotted a couple of my favorite pre-Covid chicas including one with the most perfectly beautiful tits back in the day. And I'm not even a titty guy. Unfortunately, they really chunked up and packed on the Covid-19 pounds. Fuck. It is so fucking depressing to see goddesses chunk up and look like nagging ex-wives. Thought about taking her up arriba to see if the flame is still there. But I declined because I didn't want to ruin my memory of a great lay.

One HK stripper chunked up a great deal after CoVid shutdown is Roshlyn with her chunky torso and thick massive legs, pretty face, big round eyes, light skin, cute like a Japanese doll, but has lots of tats covering just about most parts of her chunky body.

She's pretty and cool but speaks very little, never smiles or shows any expression. She walks around the club cool and steely like a gladiator about to go into the ring. One night I asked her point blank "Tu gusta chicas?" She nodded and said yes coolly, just like one guy talking to another hehe. She does not hang out with any HK girl, so her GF is likely a big, ugly slob staying at home cooking tacos and sucking her pussy anytime she wants.

I don't think any bro here has enough stamina with their tongue or the heft with their dick to give Roshlyn the earth-shattering Os she wants, so there is no chance of converting her back to a feminine, sexy. Horny girl drooling at every guy's crotch. But if the bros decide to try her, let us know how she rides and how loud she squeals when she has a massive Os with a real dick hehe.

Hi,

PM me if you want to meet up. Thanks.

Funman13.

[QUOTE=NeverOnce;2590677]Exactly! Yes, she spend the entire time with me. Either way, like you said, I left with a smile on my face. I'm not angry with these girls for trying to make money, I get it. I decide how much I'm willing to give them. I thought that was how this whole game worked?[/QUOTE]These guys always flip out when it comes to nickel and diming. Saving 5 bucks is a good time to some. Time is money. It if she was a top girl then she's losing money. $800 over 3 days isn't much to an upper tier girl. She could have done 20+ sessions over those 3 days. Way more money over that time then 800 bucks.

[QUOTE=Jackie888;2590698]Spotted a couple of my favorite pre-Covid chicas including one with the most perfectly beautiful tits back in the day. And I'm not even a titty guy. Unfortunately, they really chunked up and packed on the Covid-19 pounds. Fuck. It is so fucking depressing to see goddesses chunk up and look like nagging ex-wives. Thought about taking her up arriba to see if the flame is still there. But I declined because I didn't want to ruin my memory of a great lay.[/QUOTE]Hilarious and so true.

I was shocked to see one of favorites chunked up slightly in a youtube video.

With reluctance I still saw her a coupe of times when a visited two weeks ago. But I only did that because she is my good-night F_ and for 30 minutes only.

I. E around 1 am I just need a closer and don't have the energy for my usual 1 hour session.

Even without out over time I have seen many gals chunk up over time and I just stop seeing them. Because luckily there are always freshly minted gals on the streets.

Hi all,

I haven't been to HK since pre pandemic, has things changed drastically? Is Tijuana safe in terms of COVID cases?

I am looking for the restaurant or street stall Mariscos Paisanos. It is supposed to be at "School Girls Corner in front of newly "renovated" Hotel Rapido on Av. Constitucion.

Where is the School Girls Corner?

Google Map could not show Hotel Rapido. Has the name changed?

Thanks. Funman13.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2590674]Hang overs and headaches are caused by toxic chemicals used for brewing, aging and refining liquors, wines, beers, any alcoholic beverages.

I had a few violent ones in the past. One of the worst one night drinking beers, a couple shots of HK's tequilas and half a bottle of Malbec at an Argentina steak house in Tijuana. My stomach and intestines were swollen and in pain for 2 days, did not want to eat or drink anything, bordering on dying. The health risks were very serious. I should have taken Peptobismal or gone to the doctor. Since I never had hang over with beers or Tequilas, the Malbec was the main culprit, or may be its toxins in combination with Tequila and beers.

After 3 or 4 shots of cheap or expensive cognacs, whiskeys, buorbons, rums ect I would always have hangover, severe thirst, headache and constipation the next day, but had no problem with multiple tequila shots in HK and Chicago recently.

Last Saturday I was sharing a table with a couple young guys in HK. They bought me 2 T shots of cheap Jose Cuervo Silver from Speedy. The young Mexican guy, who crashed my table, was drinking 2 Don Julio 70 bottles by himself, invited me to a few large shots in plastic cups down with lime wedges. I walked with noobs to Chicago and had another shot at the door, totaling 6 tequila shots and 4 or 5 beers, felt totally fine and alert, no headache, no hang over, walking straight, steady and level down the uneven sidewalks in the alley checking out street girls, talking to wingmen.

Then a wingman took us into his hotel room. I don't remember what happened next, but I fell down on the bed and slept for 6 hours straight. I was slightly intoxicated but not drunk, only very sleepy due to having had only a few hours sleep the night before. The wingman woke me at 2:30 to go home. I had no headache, no hang over, no thirst, fell totally fine, alert, energetic, ready to drive home, but I missed out on humping a couple cuties that night. Damn.

I am very impressed that 6 shots of cheap tequila seemed to have no or very little toxic chemicals, gave me no headache, thirst, hang over or intestine problems. A few Mexican guys in HK were very cool and generous, gave me shots of the spicy but smooth and expensive Don Julio 1942, $250 a bottle club price When I see them again I have to reciprocate, buying them a couple shots of Speedy's extremely rare and expensive tequila from the exquisite bottle he ages for years on his hip.[/QUOTE]If you don't want a headache, always check that the tequila has the text "100% Agave" on the bottle. If the bottle does not say "100% Agave" it means that there is only half of the tequila in the bottle mixed with something unhealthy like sugar syrup or something similar and a headache is guaranteed. As I remember, Pepto Bismol tablets can be purchased at the OXXO store across the street from Hong Kong.

[QUOTE=FunMan13;2590842]I am looking for the restaurant or street stall Mariscos Paisanos. It is supposed to be at "School Girls Corner in front of newly "renovated" Hotel Rapido on Av. Constitucion.

Where is the School Girls Corner?

Google Map could not show Hotel Rapido. Has the name changed?

Thanks. Funman13.[/QUOTE]See Google street view. Hotel Rapid Inn is right next to Hotel Acapulco. On the corner of Av. Constitution and C. Coahuila opposite "La Gloria bar" The name "School girls corner" comes from the fact that previously working chicas on this corner were dressed in school dresses.

OK, I feel I need to tell this story in order to hopefully help others.

I arrived on Thursday, met this short petite girl named Azucena. I bought her a couple drinks and took her upstairs for $100. Everything went good. I got her number and told her I would like to see her again. I saw her in the club Friday, but I ended up hooking up with another girl and she was with another guy. So far, things are going good. We texted on Saturday and she told me she started at 8 pm. I went into the club at 10 pm found her and got a table. Since it was Saturday night, I felt bad taking all her time if I was just going to sit and drink so I gave her $60 and told her she could order drinks and food, which she did. Around 12 pm I had a good buzz going and asked if she was ready to go up. She was and we did. We didn't discuss price because this was our second meeting. Once in the room she undressed and got under the covers and said she could spend all night here. I didn't argue and told her she could if she wanted. I laid $160 out on the nightstand and told her it was for her. I over paid thinking she would return in service. (I know that was dumb).

I joined her in bed and we started to snuggle. She started to act like she was sleeping and I started to kiss her. She didn't respond and still kept sleeping. I thought ok, no big deal. She must be tired. So, I layed in bed thinking well maybe she is just tired and if she is spending the night she will reward me in the morning. 3 hours went by and her alarm goes off and 3 am. She tells me that she has to go back to work.

At this point, I'm in shock like what the fuck? We haven't had sex yet. She says to text her tomorrow and she will meet me for a free session. Still in shock I'm like. Ok? Thanks for coming over and sleeping.

The next day (Sunday) I went to Azul's and got some breakfast and ended up getting sick and spent the rest of that day shitting myself. I texted her and she just ghosted me. Didn't even read the text. So I'm like ok, I got fucked. Lesson learned. Other guys have gotten fucked, I'm not the first and I'm not the last.

Moving on to Monday night. I walk into the club, I see Azucena and she starts to hide behind another girl. I ingore it, but decide I should probably talk to a manager, since if I was manager, I'd want too know. The manager was cool and said I should have reported right after it she scammed me. He ended up hooking me up with some free beer which I didn't ask for but I appreciated.

Now here is where things start to get fucked up. I see Azucena with this guy who is buying her drinks and having a good time. Maybe this was a mistake, but I felt obligated to let this dude know who he was partying with. So I went up to him with her on his lap and told him: "be careful because she scammed me by $200 and didn't put out and I just wanted you to know" he nodded and I walked away.

About 10 min later, I'm sitting down at a table and 3 security guys come over and tell me I need to come with them. Confused, I'm like OK sure. They escort me outside and tell me I have to leave because I'm hassling the girls. I'm like wtf. I've only bought drinks and been polite. I then realize it must be what I said to that dude. I tell the story to the security guys and there like yep that's the reason.

Anyway Tijuana is fucked up and maybe I'm just not cut out for it. I might do a total trip report because there is much more to say, but I wanted to warn others to not make my mistakes.