Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[QUOTE=KoolBeans;2571067]A news article in San Diego had a man break into some guys house. It was a 70+ year old retired boxer. The boxer broke the burglars facial bones and bet it will make him consider whose home he is going to break into next time. Not sure how much force it takes to break facial bones, but it is pretty powerful. I wouldn't want to break into Floyd Mayweather or Manny Pacquios house when they are 60+. They probably have dense bones in their hands due to their craft. Probably feel like sledgehammers. Kinda reminds me of Bruce Lee working on his one inch punch and knocking guy across the room. Imagine the force, almost Jedi master like.[/QUOTE]I am 60 years old and I am a competitive amateur boxer, I had a fight last month in Houston and won a unanimous decision, I have been in street fights as well, the difference is I already know what I am going to do and everything is muscle memory after that. A give away that you are about to fight one is both of their hands will go up. Most will not hit you if you just walk away. They don't want to hurt their hands.

[QUOTE=Jinxx;2573795]I see those "regulars" and groups in the zona all the time. And I have zero desire to go anywhere near those guys. The absolute last thing I want is for club staff and chicas to think I'm associated with some of these "wingmen".

Having the wrong wingman, somebody who's not on the same vibe same page as you, can screw up your whole experience. For example if you're with some guy who happens to be a total simp, chicas are going to come up to you thinking you're a simp too.

Or if you're with a "wingman" who you thought was a nice fun guy and once you're in the club together you realize he's a total annoying douchebag. It can ruin your whole night, not to mention screw up you reputation in that particular club.

I have certain buddies who I regularly bump into in the zona and we'll stop and shoot the shit for a minute. But we still maintain our "lone wolf" status. Meaning yea I might stop and greet this guy but I'm definitely not with this guy. I'm riding solo dolo. I used to try to link up with bros on their way to party in the zona, I totally completely don't do that shit anymore.[/QUOTE]I couldn't of said it better myself Jinxx, I would say 90% are losers and must useless. I had a buddy that was very generous with buying bottles and paying for everything. After awhile it seemed like a lot of guys just hung out to drink for free. They didn't hang with any girls or anything. They just seemed like leeches to me. Other guys would sit with me in a bar and girls that I knew would ask why I was with him? I just said it wasn't a friend just someone I knew from another person.

[QUOTE=Scbb1;2573891]I am 60 years old and I am a competitive amateur boxer, I had a fight last month in Houston and won a unanimous decision, I have been in street fights as well, the difference is I already know what I am going to do and everything is muscle memory after that. A give away that you are about to fight one is both of their hands will go up. Most will not hit you if you just walk away. They don't want to hurt their hands.[/QUOTE]Exactly! You see those hands go up a certain way and his body assumes a trained fighter's position, that's how you know shit's about to get real quick. You better truly have your shit together or else do the smart thing and say excuse me and back away.

The guys I go with are professional, managerial, business people, very nice, cool, generous, understanding, supportive.

After getting to know each other's nefarious monger lives, we become close, bonded, have lots of fun together, because in real life we cannot share our pursuits of fun, addiction to hot girls and sexy pleasures with family, friends, neighbors. If they even know about the nefarious things we do we would quickly become lepers. So we do have a bunch of friends with whom we can share some deepest personal problems, experiences, thoughts and feelings without judgements or any serious consequences.

The guys don't care who or what you are in real life. They only want to hang out, have fun, exchange infos and supports to get the best sessions with the hottest girls like a bunch of college kids. It's very good therapy to party with the bros, let go of all guards, have fun and hot sex with pretty girls, far more fun, relaxing and rejuvenating than any social engagement with useless, sexless phonies in real life.

You should fire your shrink and join us for some real fun and relaxation. Good friends and pussies can cure all ails!

[QUOTE=Dcrist0527;2573150]I hate that I'll miss this. I have always mongered alone. No one in "real life" knows that side of me. LOL. But lately, I have an urge to do something like this. It'd be fun. Maybe in mid July.[/QUOTE]It's not really a black and white call. Some guys are just cool recognize and just say Hello, in the bar and let them "solo" it. And other guys maybe cool to share a few tales with and mongering tips etc.

Realize if you spend some time in Zona. You maybe in the bars for 6 hours in a day or more! It's like any frickin hobby. It's fun to share. Compare notes, funny shit that has happened etc. My issue is it's so frickin loud in many of the clubs it's a yelling match to say anything. Brought a friend who we went over to Azul's to shoot the shit as you can talk in those places. Also hung out in front of HK and talked for a bit.

I did feel a little guilty going into a club with a buddy who is fairly fluent in Spanish. And I was buying a beer for a girl who didn't speak much English, so my buddy was doing a bit of interpreting which was nice of him but I don't want a buddy to feel like he is a frickin interpreter! (so I got to be careful not to get into those situations). Me and the dancer did use google translate quite a bit when I brought her up to the room.

[QUOTE=Sol12;2573913]I couldn't of said it better myself Jinxx, I would say 90% are losers and must useless. I had a buddy that was very generous with buying bottles and paying for everything. After awhile it seemed like a lot of guys just hung out to drink for free. They didn't hang with any girls or anything. They just seemed like leeches to me. Other guys would sit with me in a bar and girls that I knew would ask why I was with him? I just said it wasn't a friend just someone I knew from another person.[/QUOTE]Thank you to Sol and Jinxx. It's great to consider the good and the bad. You make great points about the company we keep.

I'll tell you why I am considering the wingmen approach. To date, as many times as I've been to HK or any of the others, my MO is walk around. I don't think I have ever sat at a table before finding a girl. Maybe that's weird. But my thought is first, I don't want to deal with the continuous onslaught of chicas asking for a tip or a ficha. Even worse, I don't want a mesero to bring girls over that he has a deal with. That just feels so awkward. I like to shop and be in total control of my selection. The benefit of my approach is that I seem to have a higher success rate than others. To be blunt, I'm probably in the bottom 20% of physically attractive men in the bar. Maybe even lower. So it's safe to say I'm beating the averages with this approach. I've had a limited number of average sessions and really no "bad" nights.

All that said, I do have an unusual desire to shop more. Most of the time, I walk around. I'm very selective. Again, too selective for someone with my appearance. But, I also have a habit of spending ALOT of time with a single chica. This is where I differ from most mongers here. I enjoy the flirting, the party, etc. Just as much as arriba. What I'm looking to do on my next stop in HK is to play the field a bit more. It'll take a bit more discipline on my part. I need to send a chica on after a drink. It just seems that'd be easier to do with a group of guys.

Don't get me wrong. I have NO problem telling a girl no. So it's not from a lack of cojones. LOL But it is a change in tactic. The other variable I need to deal with is about 4-5 chicas that I party with regularly. Every one of them is a great chica. I hang out with them outside HK or even just back to a hotel room (not Cascadas). But they also just add that awkwardness. (I have this issue at HK and Tropical so maybe it's time to spend more time at AB or Chicago. LOL).

[QUOTE=LuvMexicanas;2572971]I would totally be up for downing some brews with you but I won't be back in Tijuana until the first week of July. I wish I lived in SoCal like so many of you. Having said that, too much accessibility to Tijuana might be a bad thing financially. Haha! I'll PM you a day or two before I arrive. BTW. I think it's cool that you're older and I've always respected my elders because they've lived more life and seen more things. The younger guys on the Tijuana threads should remember that only a foolish man decides not to learn from an older man. That goes the opposite direction too, as I've learned quite a bit from my younger amigo Jinxx.[/QUOTE]Hola LM,

Hopefully we can have a few beers when you return first week in July. Thanks for the nice words. Too much accessibility to La Coahuila can definitely hit you financially. Talk to you soon.

I hereby challenge Captain Solo to a sexy macho man best chest dance off show down at Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club, "American Wedding" (famous movie) style. We'll grab 5 random HK chicas to be the official judges. We'll buy them all fichas to get their undivided attention and have each one pick who they think is the true Sexy Macho Beast of the Zona Norte. The loser has to buy the winner a bucket of fichas for the winner's chica of choice.

Captain Solo, Jinxx is giving you 24 hours to accept this challenge. Let's see if you're truly about that Zona Norte life.

[URL]https://youtu.be/q5sziD_UOns[/URL]

[URL]https://youtu.be/47gahDuOff8[/URL]

The challenge for this meaningless competition.

Maybe not everyone wants to be a "Beta Tester" for the new vaccines and roll the dice with their skin. . . After all, the vaccine companies cannot be sued if you lose your skin or your life. . . Last death rates for vaccine side effects I read was 5. 80 percent for the Moderna RNA vaccine. . . So you have a 94 percent chance of surviving. . . The percentage of serious side effects? Take the shot and let the rest of us know what happens to you in 90 days. . .

"Man's skin 'peeled off' in rare reaction to Johnson & Johnson COVID vaccine.

New York Post .

March 30,2021.

Jackie Salo.

Richard Terrell, 74, of Goochland began suffering strange symptoms four days after receiving the one-dose Johnson & Johnson vaccine, news station WRIC reported.

"I began to feel a little discomfort in my armpit and then a few days later I began to get an itchy rash, and then after that I began to swell and my skin turned red," Terrell told the outlet.

(Excerpt) Read more at [URL]nypost.com[/URL] .

[QUOTE=Gregyyr;2573878]Very interesting. I asked a gal if she got the shot and she didn't just say no. She looked at me like "no way" etc. It's just took me off guard as I thought they would want to get the shots but guess not.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Travv;2574205]Maybe not everyone wants to be a "Beta Tester" for the new vaccines and roll the dice with their skin. . . After all, the vaccine companies cannot be sued if you lose your skin or your life. . . Last death rates for vaccine side effects I read was 5. 80 percent for the Moderna RNA vaccine. . . So you have a 94 percent chance of surviving. . . The percentage of serious side effects? Take the shot and let the rest of us know what happens to you in 90 days. . .

"Man's skin 'peeled off' in rare reaction to Johnson & Johnson COVID vaccine.

New York Post .

March 30,2021.

Jackie Salo.

Richard Terrell, 74, of Goochland began suffering strange symptoms four days after receiving the one-dose Johnson & Johnson vaccine, news station WRIC reported.

"I began to feel a little discomfort in my armpit and then a few days later I began to get an itchy rash, and then after that I began to swell and my skin turned red," Terrell told the outlet.

(Excerpt) Read more at [URL]nypost.com[/URL].[/QUOTE]I just cross searched this with the CDC and found nothing. Therefore I think it is bullshit. Likely put out by the biggest pussies in the world scared of a tiny needle.

[QUOTE=Jinxx;2574191]I hereby challenge Captain Solo to a sexy macho man best chest dance off show down at Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club, "American Wedding" (famous movie) style. We'll grab 5 random HK chicas to be the official judges. We'll buy them all fichas to get their undivided attention and have each one pick who they think is the true Sexy Macho Beast of the Zona Norte. The loser has to buy the winner a bucket of fichas for the winner's chica of choice.

Captain Solo, Jinxx is giving you 24 hours to accept this challenge. Let's see if you're truly about that Zona Norte life.

[URL]https://youtu.be/q5sziD_UOns[/URL]

[URL]https://youtu.be/47gahDuOff8[/URL][/QUOTE]Reminds me of the Zoolander challenge between Derek Zoolander and his arc rival.

[QUOTE=Travv;2574205]Maybe not everyone wants to be a "Beta Tester" for the new vaccines and roll the dice with their skin. . . After all, the vaccine companies cannot be sued if you lose your skin or your life. . . Last death rates for vaccine side effects I read was 5. 80 percent for the Moderna RNA vaccine. . . So you have a 94 percent chance of surviving. . . The percentage of serious side effects? Take the shot and let the rest of us know what happens to you in 90 days. . .

"Man's skin 'peeled off' in rare reaction to Johnson & Johnson COVID vaccine.

New York Post .

March 30,2021.

Jackie Salo.

Richard Terrell, 74, of Goochland began suffering strange symptoms four days after receiving the one-dose Johnson & Johnson vaccine, news station WRIC reported.

"I began to feel a little discomfort in my armpit and then a few days later I began to get an itchy rash, and then after that I began to swell and my skin turned red," Terrell told the outlet.

(Excerpt) Read more at [URL]nypost.com[/URL].[/QUOTE]Anyone else laugh at the fact this dude is from Goochland? Haha I have a childish sense of humor.

But Travv, seriously, "94% chance of surviving"? That's just not factual. I'll assume you just accidentally misstated your point?

[QUOTE=Travv;2574205]Maybe not everyone wants to be a "Beta Tester" for the new vaccines and roll the dice with their skin. . . After all, the vaccine companies cannot be sued if you lose your skin or your life. . . Last death rates for vaccine side effects I read was 5. 80 percent for the Moderna RNA vaccine. . . So you have a 94 percent chance of surviving. . . The percentage of serious side effects? Take the shot and let the rest of us know what happens to you in 90 days. . .

"Man's skin 'peeled off' in rare reaction to Johnson & Johnson COVID vaccine.

New York Post .

March 30,2021.

Jackie Salo.

Richard Terrell, 74, of Goochland began suffering strange symptoms four days after receiving the one-dose Johnson & Johnson vaccine, news station WRIC reported.

"I began to feel a little discomfort in my armpit and then a few days later I began to get an itchy rash, and then after that I began to swell and my skin turned red," Terrell told the outlet.

(Excerpt) Read more at [URL]nypost.com[/URL].[/QUOTE]Over 6 k deaths in the US over 150 K serious adverse reactions, over 15 k deaths in Europe and 600 k adverse reactions, they are estimating only 10% actually reported, I have personally talked to a girl who lost her mother 10 days after the vaccine she did not report it, I have talked to another girl who was 6 months pregnant and had a miscarriage and did not report it. I will not even be with a girl who has taken it.

[QUOTE=Travv;2574205]Maybe not everyone wants to be a "Beta Tester" for the new vaccines and roll the dice with their skin. [/QUOTE]And what does this have to do with HK? Oh, I get it, it's a scare factor; thanks!