Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Mongmann;1325153]Good report man. Who is this Junior guy? Seems like a need to know person for my next trip.[/QUOTE]His a haitian guy from ny but he got deported speak good english he have all type of connection in sosua last night he bring a good looking chica that got scared to get arested by politur at the house we gad a crazy orgy because I already have my girl here and she also love girls. I was surprise she ask for only rd500 pesos she spent the all night. I have pict don't know how to upload it on my phone.

[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1324998]Hey jarmony, I was just wondering, where are you from? And Is English your second language?[/QUOTE]Yes I'm haitian move to boston when I was 15.

[QUOTE=Jarmondy;1325222]Yes I'm haitian move to boston when I was 15.[/QUOTE]Keep up the funny, informative reporting. It makes me laugh, when you give us a insight on the 'bullshit' these chicas give. But then again every one of us, are equally guilty of MAJOR LEAGUE BULLSHIT. I know I am. Hey like a wise man once told me. Ahem. 'If you can't DAZZLE a person with 'BRILLIANCE' baffle them with 'BULLSHIT'. Since I don't have the 'Brilliant' part down, I perfected the art of 'BULLSHIT'. LOL!

Went to classico with my girl smh theres a guy that like her want to spend the night with her I told her do your thing after a while I started getting drunk I decided to walk to the trade wind it was around 2:30am. As I'm walking. At the main highway I see a pick up truck with 4 politur on it drive up to me and start speaking Spanish I didn't understand. A word they were saying. But 1 of them ask me in creole if I'm haitian I was like yes and he said get in the back of the car I said " are you crazy" and I started to laugh. The driver told him something in spanish and he ask me if I have my passport with me I told him no. Another 1 say and spanish " if he don't have an I'd his not a tourism " I understand when he said that right away I shaw him my license OMG we should of see the way they apologize when they see my licence. The 1 that speak creole ask me to get on the car his going to drup me home I said no and I kept walking. They followed me until I get to the trade wind. Now here come tge funny time he ask me can you give us some money and clothes. I said not now tomorrow. OMG I couldn't believe that! The next day early in the morning they come knocked at my door I secretly video tape them drinking beer and try on clothes. LOL I'm scared to post the video on YouTube.

Jarmondy, don't push your luck. For obvious reasons, the right way now is NOT to post the video.

Post the dam video. What can they do here. I is a shame they hastle haitians.

[QUOTE=Questner;1325703]Jarmondy, don't push your luck. For obvious reasons, the right way now is NOT to post the video.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jarmondy;1325534]Went to classico with my girl smh theres a guy that like her want to spend the night with her I told her do your thing after a while I started getting drunk I decided to walk to the trade wind it was around 2:30am. As I'm walking. At the main highway I see a pick up truck with 4 politur on it drive up to me and start speaking Spanish I didn't understand. A word they were saying. But 1 of them ask me in creole if I'm haitian I was like yes and he said get in the back of the car I said " are you crazy" and I started to laugh. The driver told him something in spanish and he ask me if I have my passport with me I told him no. Another 1 say and spanish " if he don't have an I'd his not a tourism " I understand when he said that right away I shaw him my license OMG we should of see the way they apologize when they see my licence. The 1 that speak creole ask me to get on the car his going to drup me home I said no and I kept walking. They followed me until I get to the trade wind. Now here come tge funny time he ask me can you give us some money and clothes. I said not now tomorrow. OMG I couldn't believe that! The next day early in the morning they come knocked at my door I secretly video tape them drinking beer and try on clothes. LOL I'm scared to post the video on YouTube.[/QUOTE]Great reports from a pov we don't otherwise get. I'd wait a few months before posting any video of policia gone wild. And even then think twice about it if you plan to go back to sosua.

[QUOTE=Jarmondy;1325534]Went to classico with my girl smh theres a guy that like her want to spend the night with her I told her do your thing after a while I started getting drunk I decided to walk to the trade wind it was around 2:30am. As I'm walking. At the main highway I see a pick up truck with 4 politur on it drive up to me and start speaking Spanish I didn't understand. A word they were saying. But 1 of them ask me in creole if I'm haitian I was like yes and he said get in the back of the car I said " are you crazy" and I started to laugh. The driver told him something in spanish and he ask me if I have my passport with me I told him no. Another 1 say and spanish " if he don't have an I'd his not a tourism " I understand when he said that right away I shaw him my license OMG we should of see the way they apologize when they see my licence. The 1 that speak creole ask me to get on the car his going to drup me home I said no and I kept walking. They followed me until I get to the trade wind. Now here come tge funny time he ask me can you give us some money and clothes. I said not now tomorrow. OMG I couldn't believe that! The next day early in the morning they come knocked at my door I secretly video tape them drinking beer and try on clothes. LOL I'm scared to post the video on YouTube.[/QUOTE]don't post it jarmondy, like my friend Puta Romeo told me, after reading your post. Theres alot of snitches here on ISG, and if that video get seen, by them politur, you could be a "marked man" by the politur. I say screw these ISG, mongers who want you to post the video, It aint there assess on the line. If you don't ever plan on going back again, or maybe you could bleach blonde your hair and put on glassess and a big clown nose, and return there in a disquise. I think you might embarass them cops, and them cops thinking pay back against you, might be in order, if they ever see you set foot in Sosua. (I will be honest I want to see it, but NOT at the expense of them retaliating against you for making a fool out of them. Even though they did it to themselves.

[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1325719]don't post it jarmondy, like my friend Puta Romeo told me, after reading your post. Theres alot of snitches here on ISG, and if that video get seen, by them politur, you could be a "marked man" by the politur. I say screw these ISG, mongers who want you to post the video, It aint there assess on the line. If you don't ever plan on going back again, or maybe you could bleach blonde your hair and put on glassess and a big clown nose, and return there in a disquise. I think you might embarass them cops, and them cops thinking pay back against you, might be in order, if they ever see you set foot in Sosua. (I will be honest I want to see it, but NOT at the expense of them retaliating against you for making a fool out of them. Even though they did it to themselves.[/QUOTE]I agree with Deep on this one. Unless you are not planning to ever return to Sosua, I say do not post the video.

BUT, if you were giving them money and clothes, you should have told them to take you to the police station where they are holding the chicas they locked up and said (in your best Wayne Brady voice)"Let's make a deal" and offered to pay bail money for a chica if she agreed to hang out with you all day.

No, but seriously, you should have just given them 500-1000 pesos each so they would leave you alone. I would have never invited them over to my hotel room by saying "not now, tomorrow." What if that also wanted your laptop or camera?

I haven't been to Sosua since May, but it's sounding like you have to jump through way too many damn hoops just to get some ass over there. From chicas charging money because they hung out with you (plus ate and drank your shit) but you did not have sex with them, to the Politur extorting tourists now (when you showed them your US drivers license that should have been the end of the discussion right then and there). That and the high-ass airfare and I am not sure if it's even worth it anymore (for me).

Or are guys going there now just making things unnecessarily harder for themselves?

[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1323352]Just got back from 5 days in Medellin. I will not dispute the "14th most dangerous city part", but I did not sense any danger while there and we were out at all times of the night. I am still feeling like shit from the Saturday / Sunday morning run we did. Finished club / strip club hopping at about 5am, had the taxi driver drop us off at the 24 MacDonald's in Poblado, walked back to our hotel rooms around 5:30am with no problems whatsoever.

The feeling like shit part comes from going to sleep at 6am, waking up 3hrs later, and not going back to sleep at all until 1:30 am, and then getting up at 4:15 this morning to catch my taxi to the airport.

We just did what everyone suggested: Stay out of El Centro at night, but if you do go then take a taxi directly to and from the club; try not to stick out too much wearing shit like gold chains and expensive watches, speak a VERY DECENT amount of Spanish, know where you are going and make sure your driver knows where he is going, etc.

But if you think you are going to go down there doing same shit you do in Sosua, you will definitely have problems and those problems will more than likely come looking for you. More to come in Mr. Gogo's forum. Stay tuned!

Oh, and for the Newbies on the Sosua forum wondering "who the hell is this guy talking about Medellin in the Sosua forum?":

[b]SavePros monger credentials[/b]: 7 trips to Sosua, ISG Member since 2008, intermediate level of Spanish, survived numerous ongoing debates with the almighty Jaosous (sometimes we agree; sometimes we just agree to disagree, LOL).[/QUOTE]She looks very good. I can't wait to get the hell down there, jeesh.

I know this is the Sosua thread, focusing on reports of substance concerning mongering in Sosua. That being said If you want to read some "Funny Ass Shit"turn the channel briefly, and visit Mr Gogo forum. Once there read the funny as hell, informative report from ISG, legend Savepro321. I guess I'm tooting, his horn because Savepro would never "toot"his own horn. LOL. But Savepro will admire his self, way to much in the mirror"While smashing a chica. Lmao. Cocky S. O. B. Lmao.

I think Savepro321, is a ISG, version of " Chris Tucker of Mongering" (Ice Cube movie Friday and the character is called Smokey"anyway read his recent trip report to Medellin, Columbia. I bet you can't get through Savepros report without, LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF. This shit is off the chain.

I don't want to give it away, but wait untill you hear the story of RAW ASS SMELL". Ill leave it at that. Lmao. Sorry folks and now back to our regularly scheduled programing, Sosua take it way.

[QUOTE=Jarmondy;1325534]Went to classico with my girl smh theres a guy that like her want to spend the night with her I told her do your thing after a while I started getting drunk I decided to walk to the trade wind it was around 2:30am. As I'm walking. At the main highway I see a pick up truck with 4 politur on it drive up to me and start speaking Spanish I didn't understand. A word they were saying. But 1 of them ask me in creole if I'm haitian I was like yes and he said get in the back of the car I said " are you crazy" and I started to laugh. The driver told him something in spanish and he ask me if I have my passport with me I told him no. Another 1 say and spanish " if he don't have an I'd his not a tourism " I understand when he said that right away I shaw him my license OMG we should of see the way they apologize when they see my licence. The 1 that speak creole ask me to get on the car his going to drup me home I said no and I kept walking. They followed me until I get to the trade wind. Now here come tge funny time he ask me can you give us some money and clothes. I said not now tomorrow. OMG I couldn't believe that! The next day early in the morning they come knocked at my door I secretly video tape them drinking beer and try on clothes. LOL I'm scared to post the video on YouTube.[/QUOTE]I see this in a different light from everybody else. To me it seems that you have made friends and you should use this to your advantage in case any trouble ever pops up for you in Sosua. I hope you traded information with them.

I am here in the pussy dessert USA. Thinking about banging 23 year old pussy who likes my old ass. Bring the fucking hoops. Where else is there at twice the price. Sosua a song in my ears.

[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1325988]I agree with Deep on this one. Unless you are not planning to ever return to Sosua, I say do not post the video.

BUT, if you were giving them money and clothes, you should have told them to take you to the police station where they are holding the chicas they locked up and said (in your best Wayne Brady voice)"Let's make a deal" and offered to pay bail money for a chica if she agreed to hang out with you all day.

No, but seriously, you should have just given them 500-1000 pesos each so they would leave you alone. I would have never invited them over to my hotel room by saying "not now, tomorrow." What if that also wanted your laptop or camera?

I haven't been to Sosua since May, but it's sounding like you have to jump through way too many damn hoops just to get some ass over there. From chicas charging money because they hung out with you (plus ate and drank your shit) but you did not have sex with them, to the Politur extorting tourists now (when you showed them your US drivers license that should have been the end of the discussion right then and there). That and the high-ass airfare and I am not sure if it's even worth it anymore (for me).

Or are guys going there now just making things unnecessarily harder for themselves?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SavePros321; 1325988]I agree with Deep on this one. Unless you are not planning to ever return to Sosua, I say do not post the video.

BUT, if you were giving them money and clothes, you should have told them to take you to the police station where they are holding the chicas they locked up and said (in your best Wayne Brady voice)"Let's make a deal" and offered to pay bail money for a chica if she agreed to hang out with you all day.

No, but seriously, you should have just given them 500-1000 pesos each so they would leave you alone. I would have never invited them over to my hotel room by saying "not now, tomorrow." What if that also wanted your laptop or camera?

I haven't been to Sosua since May, but it's sounding like you have to jump through way too many damn hoops just to get some ass over there. From chicas charging money because they hung out with you (plus ate and drank your shit) but you did not have sex with them, to the Politur extorting tourists now (when you showed them your US drivers license that should have been the end of the discussion right then and there). That and the high-ass airfare and I am not sure if it's even worth it anymore (for me).

Or are guys going there now just making things unnecessarily harder for themselves?[/QUOTE]I may be misreading it but it didn't sound like he was being extorted. More like he was endulging them. I have just being friendly bought politur food and beers. Jarmondy sounded impressed at how they backed off instantly when they discovered he was not a typical sosua Haitian but a Haitian with US ID. Hope he doesn't lose his ID or he may find himself on on unplanned excursion to the Dajabon crossing.

[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1324425]I was just (agreeing with Mr Es) point about people 'making excuses'Somehow needing to explain, Why they are sending a chica some dough. I think its 'Bullshit'people insulting our intelligence, trying to persuade us. Honestly I can give a 'rats ass'on Who or How people spend a thier money. And checkmate, cause I love 'chess'. I hope this answers your questions.[/QUOTE]I feel what you are saying there deep. I can't wait to fine me a 5-day esposa my damn self LOL.