One-stop Spa Prodemon Hotel Midah.
Went there with few friends. Local girl quality average.
Face range from 5-6.
Average age: 23-40 plus.
Local girls.
Service: 7-8.
When two for the price of one is a bad thing.
[QUOTE=Franga;2177036]Here's a good one I thought I would share.
After the CBJ was over I wanted to apply some lube so I looked down and lo and behold I now had two condoms on my cock!
Needless to say the session was a complete disaster: no positions allowed and the chick would not open her legs properly to allow full access. Damage 50 Ringgits. No tip LOL!
I wish Stephen Hawking were still alive so he could answer this mystery of the Universe: why do chicks hook when they can't even take a cock properly? Truly a mystery to me.[/QUOTE]I feel you. Same thing happened during my first visit to ACE late March with a shifty Vietnamese MILF. I was wanting to try out the cool, innovative unique plus condom I had brought, when she whipped out "the world's worst condom". You know what I am talking about. Cheap generic condom thick as an inner tube with novelty color (purple in this case). I tried to explain to her I had something better and whipped out the Unique and put it on (which is innovative for sure, but definitely different). Her eyes got wide and she basically said No, you can't, that won't work or something to that effect. Before I knew it she whipped the purple joykiller on top of the unique. She was in a hurry and you can guess how it went. Like yourself, I have questions about women like that. If they are in a hurry, why must they do things that actually are turn offs, thus prolonging the encounter. The best girls I have been with were the ones where they did their job so well, I had trouble to slow myself down. I'll take 15 minutes of awesome sex over 30 minutes of difficult sex with a girl trying to squeeze an orgasm out of me.
But back to my point. I wasn't able to cum like that, despite me being in a sex drought. This was my first night in KL and my first night on my trip. I was ready to blow but it wasn't happening. Her pussy was wrecked! I saw the baby damage on her belly, but the real damage was on the inside. She kept reaching down and feeling my cock to see if the condoms were on and at one point she jumped back off my cock, turned on the light and see if I was still wearing the condoms! She thought I had pulled them off! What a turnoff. She was so paranoid and in such a hurry, I pulled off the condoms and demanded she give me a HJ, which she did. Though she didn't even do that well. As mentioned, it had been a while since I had been with a girl of any persuasion and she got a big load of jizz on her which freaked her out (I think the initial barrage hit her in the face but mostly coated her hand). She fled to the shower to wash herself off in the blink of a eye. Totally uncool experience, though I had better luck at ACE the next night.
After that, she escorted me down, and I explained the bad encounter I'd just had to the local cheongster who had brought me to ACE that evening. He said the girl probably thought the oddball Unique condom was an attempt to drug her. Not an unlikely scenario from his viewpoint as a local. Sexual assault, it seems, is a problem in muslim-majority Malaysia. The Malaysian press doesn't mention it, but other things I 've seen posted on the internet suggest it is a widespread but ignored problem.
Mysteries of Human Nature.
For me the biggest mystery discovered in reading ISG is represented by all that people, who proudly ventures to explore the cheapest shitholes of a megalopolis, and advocates the merit of such a strategy, an then gravely complains because of the rushed service and the lack of GFE. I did explore the slums of Medellin, I love digging in the dump, but I did not expect to find the daughter of Shakira there, neither I complained for that later.
If you go to have dinner at McDonald at Bukit Bintang, your meal will be not the same as mine, who I like to go to Tamarind Hill. There's a logic.
NewImage: do not waste your time replying, before looking at the history of posts of who tries to split hairs in your reports. Years of pointless fastidious complains about what OTHERS report, but nearly not a single real report posted. Ignoring is the best medicine.
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Not from ACE, not from Petailling, NO not even from Chow Kit!
The experts of KL will recognize a Club Room at Sheraton Imperial.
This girl is my famous Viet, reported and debated in detail here some weeks ago (the photo is from 2017). She liked to stay in my room a long time, even when I wanted to work on my laptop and I expected to see her leaving. The sofa is too comfortable, I admit.
Which pubs / clubs do you cruise in Changkat?
[QUOTE=RockyHardy21;2183284]Hey Mr England, if you are there. Your girlfriend is here in KL not in Indonesia.
Just to inform you. But want to say thanks. She is a real threeholer.
Since.
Met one indonesian gal. On changkat. Brought her some beers and a quick. Chat. She was all over me.
Quickly she was a super star of my harem. She likes to bang both holes one by one.
She is quite selfish as she want to come first than she will allow me. To drill. Her hard.
Now she left for batam today and my balls are empty. She asked 500 for all three nights to stay in my harem.
So next month Mr England when you come KL to see her. Accept my thanks in advance.
Who said KL can't be quick fun.
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