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Your not the only one mate, I get a laugh out of all the mis information on this and other boards, no problems.
[QUOTE=Tweeners]Yup.
The moderated posts make it impossible to go back and make alterations, liek when I learned I was mistaken not 10 seconds after I submitted my post.
Oh well c'est la vie[/QUOTE]
Geeee,
I travel alot and never have I been stopped in 30 years, I always thought that Australian customs were the most thorough though but only normal bags searches.
Aussie Greg.
[QUOTE=Jose Lima]The same thing happens to me bro. I can never ever make it threw customs anymore. They even now stop me when I get into Colombia. JFK held me for stomach x-rays and a strip search the last time. They took down all the numbers in my cell phones accused me of being a drug traffiker told me that I was not a citizen and would not let me go for about 4 hours. They even called my family and questioned them to make sure my story added up. My lawyer said that you don't have to tell them anything, just let them do there job, but if you don't couperate they can hold you like they did me. And if you don't let them x-ray you they told me that they can hold you for 24 hours until a judge can video conferance in and order you to take the x-ray. It sucks but its the price we pay. I'm a young guy so I think that has something to do with it. I even get the Homeland security cards in my bags now when I fly domestic.[/QUOTE]
In the 70s in Israel.
Check your bags in the Night Before.
The day you leave they open everything. They wanted to know why your batteries from are from some Arab Country? Not Mind, but some person behind me.
I had to take a picture in the airport with my 35mm Film camera to show it was not a gun.
WE ARE BEHIND THE TIMES!
Take Your Shoes Off Here, no Big Deal.
[QUOTE=Aussie Greg]Geeee,
I travel alot and never have I been stopped in 30 years, I always thought that Australian customs were the most thorough though but only normal bags searches.
Aussie Greg.[/QUOTE]
Greg; What can you tell us about the rooms at the Castillo, the web site is down, also do the girls hang out there like they do at the Mansion?
RG
Hey guys!
Can anyone inform me if the Sunday bbqs are still going on?
I'll like to hook up for this coming one if its available.
[QUOTE=Aussie Greg] travel alot and never have I been stopped in 30 years, I always thought that Australian customs were the most thorough though but only normal bags searches.[/QUOTE]I prefer 1000 x going through customs in Uzbekistan or Moldova than in US or Australia where you inevitably have to endure intolerable inquisitions from fascist assholes.
Anything that happens there, is always fun. Has a spirit, this comes from a true expert, ME
[QUOTE=Latin Bound]Hey guys!
Can anyone inform me if the Sunday bbqs are still going on?
I'll like to hook up for this coming one if its available.[/QUOTE]No but they will resume in January.
[QUOTE=Jose Lima]The same thing happens to me bro. I can never ever make it threw customs anymore. They even now stop me when I get into Colombia. JFK held me for stomach x-rays and a strip search the last time. They took down all the numbers in my cell phones accused me of being a drug traffiker told me that I was not a citizen and would not let me go for about 4 hours. They even called my family and questioned them to make sure my story added up. My lawyer said that you don't have to tell them anything, just let them do there job, but if you don't couperate they can hold you like they did me. And if you don't let them x-ray you they told me that they can hold you for 24 hours until a judge can video conferance in and order you to take the x-ray. It sucks but its the price we pay. I'm a young guy so I think that has something to do with it. I even get the Homeland security cards in my bags now when I fly domestic.[/QUOTE]Its the price we pay for worshipping the flag over real freedom.
[QUOTE=Latin Bound]Hey guys!
Can anyone inform me if the Sunday bbqs are still going on?
I'll like to hook up for this coming one if its available.[/QUOTE]I attended two, the ones in Parc Llareas. They are a must if you are around. There were well over 2 dozen chicas the first one and they were all very friendly.
One of the tenants was doing Chiva rides during Dec.
Sun English classes resume on Jan. 4th with 5 day per week classes starting on the 5th.
Spanish classes also resume on the 5th.
[QUOTE=Malodr]I attended two, the ones in Parc Llareas. They are a must if you are around. There were well over 2 dozen chicas the first one and they were all very friendly.[/QUOTE]
RG,
No, the girls do not hang around El Castillo but Big Bad Boyd can elaborate more about that if me reads this post, even at the Mansion now there are limited girls hanging around the Mansion.
As for the web site at El Castillo, Robert is in charge of the web sites at the Mansion and El Castillo. El Castillo has always taken the Mansion overload but I'm thinking of moving up ther myself in the future, there is some nice rooms and is quieter than the Mansion.
As for Sunday barbies, no mas "thank god" just football americaina, hotdogs and new girls.
Aussie greg.
[QUOTE=RoadGlide]Greg; What can you tell us about the rooms at the Castillo, the web site is down, also do the girls hang out there like they do at the Mansion?
RG[/QUOTE]
this is the 3rd part of my four part series that i will refer to as medellin part i. my first two reports are in the cartagena section.
before i begin let me clear up some of the points my critics in the cartagena section put forth. i said that i gave myself a "budget" of $2000 a day. i never said i actually was spending $2000 a day as doing so would have been difficult in colombia. i got the usual bs everyone does for spending money from the "money police" and a couple of new guys who apparently joined isg just to insult my outstanding posts.
as i said before, smart americans have money and stupid or lazy ones do not. so when i hear crying about how i spend the money i earned then i know it is coming from people who are stupid and lazy. so too fucking bad! i earned it and if i want to blow it all on pussy then good for me!
some guys on here seem to think that spending money is somehow going to get me "killed" or "kidnapped" in colombia by some bad guys. this rumor is a total fucking joke. i met plenty of rich americans and rich colombian in medellin and they are not near as paranoid as the people on here who are always doling out the free safety advise. there are several gringos in medellin and a couple in cartagena who have bought up several apartments and large houses. shit, i met one gringo who owns 21 apartments in poblado. i met another american who owns several businesses and an awesome penthouse. none of these guys are paranoid or hide the fact they own these assets. they all gave me the same advise which was to stay away from the shitty areas and do not screw drugged out street girls. sounded pretty easy to me. i guess if i was some poor american walmarter i would have no money to stay in the nice areas and could only afford street girls. in that case perhaps colombia is dangerous. however, i am never going to know that part of colombia so i do not care. i do not visit the ghettos in the united states when i travel so i certainly am not going to do so in colombia.
next point is i did not invent the term walmart gringo but i think this term needs to become common place. we need to repeat it as much as possible until it is in the public lexicon. when i first read it here on isg i laughed my ass off at the concept but i never realized i would meet so many walmarters. every time i saw one of these guys walking around i would instantly think "that is a walmarter" and often burst out laughing. i could just picture this guy on the pa system saying "attention walmart shoppers we have a sale in line 5".
finally, some of the critics accused me of writing penthouse forum reports. i am a little confused about why this allegation was made and what was meant by it. was it because my reports are long and full of details? well, i think that having more details makes a report better. plus i spent many years in university since i did not want to end up working at walmart. as as result of my fine education i am able to write a more detailed report than the walmarter critics. or is the allegation being made because i was living like a king? well this is a sex forum where people report about acts of sex so it is a little hard to exclude the sex part, right? in colombia when you have cash you can act out any fantasy you want. i had wild sex with tons of beautiful woman, day after day, after day. i lived large. if you guys had cash you would realize that in colombia all things are possible for those with money. with money you can have hollywood movie-star quality woman rolling over on their stomachs saying "take my little one". i am a person who seeks adventure. i am not interested in petty or common things. i want the best life has to offer and i will take it as i please with no apologies.
now on with my report.
i arrived in medellin and was greeted by my prearranged driver who brought me to a penthouse in poblado that is owned by a friend of captain joe in cartagena. i am not going to give out too much information about this penthouse because it is not advertised on the internet and the owner wants it to stay that way. i will say though that the place is totally awesome. a penthouse like this would cost millions and millions of dollars in the united states. the master bedroom had large ceiling to floor glass windows that allowed me to see all of medellin while doing my girls. there is a rooftop pool, jacuzzi, bar, steam room, sauna and bbq. there were seven bedrooms, two kitchens, large entertainment areas, etc. this place was loaded.
the owner is a real nice guy who would become a good friend of mine and introduce me to a lot of connections in medellin. i plan on coming back to colombia many times and will probably invest some cash into real estate while everything goes shits-up in the states. all the americans who invested in colombia seem to know each other in one way or another. these guys all have beautiful babes on each arm and a couple more in the next room. it is a lifestyle i hope soon to emulate.
the driver who picked me up at the airport agreed to $150 a day to be on call 24 hours and he stayed most nights in the worker's room in the penthouse. i will refer to him as jose in my reports although that is not his real name. he would prove to be invaluable with juggling around all the girls. i would strongly encourage anyone thinking of going to medellin to get a private driver on call since the roads are totally crazy and most of the normal taxi drivers are complete idiots.
the penthouse owner and i had a long chat about safety and things i should see and do while in medellin. before leaving he gave me some telephone number for a couple of college students who work on the side. i called up the girls on jose's cell.
it was my first night ever in medellin and i wanted raunchy orgy sex like my first day in cartagena. i called the first girl and asked her to come by with at least two friends but if she had more then fine but they all better be pretty. she assured me that she herself was a babe and that she would have some really hot looking girls. she said she needed to know how much money i was going to give her friends in order to talk to them. i told her each girl gets $100 usd for the first hour but if they were smoking hot and did a good job i might keep them all night and would therefore pay more.
over an hour later she arrived with only one friend. these girls were smoking hot! i must say that all the girls referred to me by the penthouse owner were drop dead babes. it goes to show you with money you can have anything you want in colombia. when i say they were smoking hot i mean they could have easily been professional models. kareen had long straight jet black hair and piercing brown eyes and big natural tits. she was the perfect piasa-girl. jesica had long blond curly hair and small perky tits. she reminded me of shakira. they said they were students at eafit. i do not know, or care, if that is true but it is something they insisted on. i was a little disappointed there were only two of them since i wanted at least three but i decided to go with the flow. i had 8 other numbers in my pocket to call in case i had some leftover sperm after doing these two babes.
the girls wanted to sit and talk for a while in the living room so i gave them a drink. they were telling me the usual semi-bs about not being professionals but needed some money for school, yada, yada, yada. while they were explaining this i was getting a boner. i could not pay attention to anything they were talking about since all i could think about was how in a short time my cock was going to be in their mouths. each time their lips moved i could feel my dick getting bigger. we were sitting on a big rap-around leather sofa and i thought it would be nice to bang them right there on the sofa so i had to get rid of jose. i went and told jose to go find me a couple ounces of reefer (which surprisingly turned out to be not that great) and some x. i then put on some tunes and asked them to strip. they were even better looking naked than with clothes on. in no time i had them taking turns wrapping their lips around my cock. it was pure heaven. it really took me a short time to blow my load deep inside jesica's mouth. she took every drop in her mouth as she did not want to spit it out on the nice sofa and then stood up with her mouth shut pointing to her jaw and trying to say "bano" without moving her lips. i just pretended i did not know where it was so she ran into the kitchen still completely naked and spit my load into the sink and then proceeded to make a bunch of gagging and chocking noises. i laughed my ass off. when she returned she said "not in my mouth! " while i continued laughing. i went to the room to get her some mouthwash not for her sake but because i did not want to kiss her again until she got rid of the cum breath.
we went into the bedroom and turned on the giant plasma to vh1 (i think) and watched some music videos. it is strange that most of the music in medellin is 1980s rock. they then started massaging me and rubbing their tits on my body. in no time my woody returned and i was soon banging them both. they were great. fun, friendly and beautiful all at the same time. you seldom find this combination with american women these days. i knew by now i wanted them all night and i had not even fucked them yet. i made them an offer of $300 each for all night which they happily accepted.
jose returned a short while later with a bag of weed and some x. i asked the girls if they wanted to smoke a joint with me but they both surprising said no because they were not "stoners". i then asked them if they would take a hit of x since they were staying all night to party. they were happy to do it.
being on x with two hot latinas was off the wall. at times i was being raped. i could not keep up with their dancing either. i am just too fucking old. i strongly advise not to do this unless you are younger. i was drained for almost the entire next day. i could have been using that day to do more screwing.
this section of the report is getting too long so i am going to break the medellin up into three sections which will follow in the next couple of days.
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What's deal at mnsiom with overnight ghicas.
No more BBQ?
Can we still cook out and watch football, can girls stay gonern night?
So how was mongering in Medellin over Navidad?
Any trip reports?