Capital Investment Report of Quito Fuckclubs IV
Hello, I am Tungurahua, CEO & Chairman of Tung Inc, a global consulting company currently involved in the investigation of various fast-fuck enterprises throughout the nations of South America. Welcome to the company's fourth installment of the Capital Investment Report for independent investors to analyze.
Fourth quarter consolidated net is 34 chicas for 59 fichas.
The following details include: date squirted, chica’s name, age, chongo name, and ficha number. Here are the details:
Nov 10 Karen-22 (Touch Me), Maria-20 (Casanova)
Nov 11 Noelia-23 (Alondras)
Nov 15 Joyce-20 (Coco Bongos)
Nov 17 Magali-21 (Touch Me)
Nov 20 First cialis. Violetta-24 (Touch Me), Deborah-20 (Sala VIP), Magali-21 (Amorcito) 2nd ficha.
Nov 21 Danielle-19 (Club 122), Maoly-20 (Touch Me)
Nov 22 Danielle-19 (Club 122) 2nd ficha, Deborah-20 (Sala VIP) 2nd ficha
Nov 23 Second cialis. Danielle-19 (Club 122) 3rd ficha. Dominique-24 (Café Rojo)
Nov 26 Third cialis. Danielle-19 (Club 122) 4th ficha. Dominique-24 (Café Rojo) 2nd ficha.
Nov 27 Danielle-19 (Club 122) 5th ficha
Nov 29 Fourth cialis. Danielle-19 (Club 122) 6th ficha. Viky-23 (Café Rojo), Nicole-23 (3 Star)
Dec 1 Natalie-19 (Touch Me)
Dec 3 Fifth cialis. Maritza-21 (Club 122), Dominique-24 (Café Rojo) 3rd ficha
Dec 4 Johanna-24 (Club 122), Katherine-20 (Amorcito), Viky-23 (Café Rojo) 2nd ficha
Dec 5 Sixth cialis. Maria-20 (Casanova) 2nd ficha, Sandra-19 (4033)
Dec 6 Diana-18 (Club 122), Carla-18 (Cheers), Carolina-18 (Club 11-79)
Dec 7 Seventh cialis. Carla-18 (Touch Me) 2nd ficha, Dominique-24 (Café Rojo) 4th ficha, July-20 (M.Medellin)
Dec 8 Kathy-19 (Club 122), Viky-23 (Café Rojo) 3rd ficha
Dec 10 Eighth cialis. Joycee-20 (Touch Me), Danielle-19 (Club 122) 7th ficha
Dec 11 Danielle-19 (Club 122) 8th ficha, Maria Jose-22 (Cheers)
Dec 12 Ninth cialis. Joycee-20 (Touch Me) 2nd ficha, Dominique-24 (Café Rojo) 5th ficha
Dec 13 Danielle-19 (Club 122) 9th ficha, Andrea-19 (3 Star)
Dec 14 Tenth cialis. Danielle-19 (Club 122) 10th ficha, Yadira-22 (Guajira)
Dec 15 Carly-28 (Movida Bar)
Dec 17 Eleventh cialis. Danielle-19 (Club 122) 11th ficha, Caroline-23 (The Pool), Mariela-19 (NiteKats)
Dec 18 Danielle-19 (Club 122) 12th ficha, Rachel-23 (Café Rojo)
Dec 19 Twelfth cialis. Danielle-19 (Club 122) 13th ficha.
Dec 20 Danielle-19 (Club 122) 14th ficha, Maria Jose-22 (Sala VIP), Marilyn-26 (3 Star)
Dec 21 Thirteenth cialis. Evelyn-20 (Club 122), Caroline-29 (3 Star)
Dec 22 Yohanna-24 (Club 122) 2nd ficha
Total: 34 chicas (25 originals in 2007, 9 returns from 2006) for 59 fichas on 30 days
Accumulated totals for 2006 and 2007: 102 chicas, 213 fichas.
Comments: The first post (1304) upon return to Quito reads: [i]“at this point I figure if I can tap 20-25 chicas in a couple months, two or three of them being memorable, the rest as temporary dick massages, it will be sufficient.”[/i]
These expectations were met with ease. The differentiation in the second round of Quito fucking was the introduction of cialis. I arrived in Quito on Nov 8. From Nov 8 to 19 I bought 5 fichas, thus 5 fichas / 12 days = .42 fichas per day. From Nov 20, the date of the first cialis taken, to Dec 22 I bought 54 fichas, thus 54 fichas / 33 days = 1.64 fichas per day. Bottom line: the implementation of cialis resulted in a 391% increase in productivity.
To fairly compare 2007 to 2006 totals I must remove the 0 ficha days, so for 2007 59 fichas / 30 days = 1.97 fichas per day. Year 2006 totals were 154 fichas / 86 days = 1.79 fichas per day. The use of cialis eclipsed first trip output by 10.1%.
The sole side-effect of using cialis was heartburn which seemed to decline after prolonged exposure. I can only presume my alien chemistry started to build immunity. I heartily recommend cialis for guaranteed boner-time in a [i]Supermaxi de putas[/i], and I am available for interviews on behalf of Eli Lilly and Company.
[b]Top Chicas by Fichas Accumulated:[/b]
1. Danielle, 19 years, of Club 122: 14 fichas. This little pixie earns the crown of princess for 2007. I stirred fourteen servings of cream into this sweet sugar’s soul.
Probably more noteworthy is my shopping for three hours in Ipiales market buying two blouses, an undershirt, a pair of sunglasses, wrapping them in bright Christmas paper, decorated with bow ties ($30US). Upon delivery and opening Danielle lept into my arms, legs wrapped around my waist, for a long embrace and a delicious show of appreciation.
Two precedents were set here: (1) she allowed me a couple pictures to remember her by. I will not be posting them. (2) I swore off the idiocies of all holi-'special'-days in the early 90s. Danielle is the first person I bought gifts for in sixteen years.
2. Dominique, 24 years, of Café Rojo: 5 fichas. The perfect ten takes another handful of sessions. For all the times I visited Café Rojo looking for her it should be 9 or 10 fichas. Strangely Caroline, one of Dominique’s best friends, insisted Dom is only 20 years old today. I may be wrong. Good Lord, this would skew the results of Capital Investment Reports I, II, III and IV! I will have to assemble a fact-finding team to ensure the numbers, lest TUNG stock take a tumble in a loss of confidence.
3. Viky, 23 years, of Café Rojo: 3 fichas. A slender, tight-assed 8.5/9, a worthy substitute in Dominique’s absence.
These three chicas took 22 of 59 fichas by themselves, accounting for 37.3% of total sperm injection.
[b]Preference of Chica by Age[/b]
8teenies were a rarity this time around. I feel a real sense of loss over this. As explained in an earlier post I attribute this to seasonal differences. (“For a long-term camper like myself I am of the theory the farther one gets from Christmas the better the selection, making the mid-year months ideal -- May to August, Mar-Apr-Sept-Oct as a secondary period, etc., etc. I propose the farther one gets from the holidays more 'part-time' chicas in small towns are willing to wander away from home and family to make some bucks. Particularly my favorite, precious and tender 8-9teenies.”) Oddly enough I tapped the three 8teenies in a single day.
18 years young: 3
19 years young: 7
20 years young: 8
21 years young: 2
22 years young: 4
23 years young: 5
24 years young: 3
25 years: 0
26 years: 1
27 years: 0
28 years: 1
Total: 34 chicas. 32 girls were between the ages of 18 and 24, 2 girls over age 25.
[b]Favorite Chongos by: (1) Number of Chicas, and (2) Number of Fichas[/b]
Club 122: 6 chicas, 20 fichas
Touch Me: 6 chicas, 8 fichas
3 Star: 4 chicas, 4 fichas
Café Rojo: 3 chicas, 9 fichas
Sala VIP: 2 chicas, 3 fichas
Cheers: 2 chicas, 2 fichas
Amorcito: 1 chica, 2 fichas
Casanova: 1 chica, 2 fichas
Club 11-79: 1 chica, 1 ficha
Coco Bongos: 1 chica, 1 ficha
Alondras: 1 chica, 1 ficha
4033: 1 chica, 1 ficha
Masajes Medellin: 1 chica, 1 ficha
Guajira: 1 chica, 1 ficha
Movida Bar: 1 chica, 1 ficha
The Pool: 1 chica, 1 ficha
NiteKats: 1 chica, 1 ficha
Total: 17 chongos with 34 chicas and 59 fichas
Comments: The new chongo champion -- Club 122 -- is where the multiple grand-slam was found. How I walked by 122 for months in 2006 still amazes me. Thanks to entrepreneur Bobisee (a.k.a., Backdoor Bob) for keeping his eyes open, I never would have found sweet spot Danielle without it. Touch Me and 3 Star remain in the top three, with a few one and two base hits each. While Touch Me remained in its normal value range 3 Star was a disappointment this time around. Café Rojo put in an impressive performance with 9 fichas, Dominique being more than a grand-slam, Viky being a three-base run.
[b]Comparing Central to North and South chongo results:[/b]
Central: 29 chicas
North: 3 chicas
South: 2 chicas
Of the 69 chongos we know of I chose only 17 of them to fuck in, meaning 75% of the chongos I never purchased a single pussy, as compared to 54% in 2006, implying valued-targets were more intensely-clustered in central Quito during late 2007.
[b]By price:[/b]
$6.50 clubs: 1 ficha = $6.50
$7 clubs: 12 fichas = $84
$8 clubs: 30 fichas = $240
$10 clubs: 3 fichas = $30
$15 clubs: 1 ficha = $15
$16 clubs: 1 ficha = $16
$20 clubs: 11 fichas = $220
Total expenditure on 59 fichas: $611.50 US.
Comments: Interestingly I spent $611.50US in 30 fucking days ($20.38 in fichas / day) while in 2006 I spent $1369.50 over 86 fucking days ($15.92 in fichas / day). In the return to Quito my daily expenses were significantly higher, solely by choice of hotel, food and chongos. Funny how when I had money I was more budget-orientated. Now I am running on credit I could care less. TUNG Inc is ready for a government buyout.
This concludes the company's fourth Capital Investment Report. On behalf of the company and its associates I wish you all a special holiday season and a happy new year.
Farewell Dear Tung ... ye will be sorely missed !
Dear Tung,
I have appreciated all your contributions to the science of mongering. I especially enjoyed reading your latest report.
In this business of mongering, branding is important. The substitution of "fast-fuck enterprises" for the term "fast food" was clearly a stroke of genius for Tung Inc.
As well, I was pleased that the addition of Cialis. Clearly Cialis has helped you to add more "bottoms" to your bottom line.
I hope to see you or your future incarnation soon.
Farewell Dear Tung ... ye will be sorely missed!