Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Ehunter; 1518373]Can you blame them though?

I bet all the bars get their share of a-holes that walk in, sit, take up space, and oogle at the girls for 30 minutes, and then they just git up and leave never having spent a dime in the place. This is the nature of many guys who monger and those guys spoil it for everybody else.

If I owned the joint I would make sure anyone who sits does spend money, else they get the boot. If they drink slow, fine, just as long as they did spend money and do not nurse their drink for too long.[/QUOTE]I have never been to a bar in Pattaya that allows guys to sit and not buy anything. I have seen them throw Middle Eastern guys out for trying that.

Hey Val,

Thanks for your report and glad you enjoyed Windmill. Its my favorite go go and I can't wait to get back there.

Roll on April!

I will be in Pattaya in March and would like to visit some more of the massage parlours during the day. Last year I had good experiences at Sabai Dee, Honey 1, Honey 2 and Dream Teen but I would be interested in hearing about any other options. Rasputin seems to get mentions. Any more?

Incidentally, here were my findings about Pattaya's massage parlours from last March:

1. Sabai Dee: 2nd Road near Big C. Girls 2000 or 2400 baht. L-shaped fishbowl. 50 girls at 9pm. The talent was mixed but some strong contenders.

2. Honey 1: located on Soi 11 off 2nd Road (nearly opposite Mike's Shopping Mall). Girls 2000 or 2500 baht. 25 girls at 4. 30pm, talent levels similar to Sabai Dee.

3. Honey 2: a few blocks from Sabai Dee on 2nd Road. Girls priced at 1800 and 2200 baht. 35 girls at 6pm (there were 50 girls when I left 90 minutes later). Despite the prices being the cheapest I visited in Pattaya, the quality of the girls was the highest in my opinion.

4. Dream Teen: Soi 21 off Soi Buakhao. Genuine massage shop where you get extras afterwards. 10 girls at 5. 20pm. Talent was average but a few were cute (definitely not teens though!). I had an excellent oil massage for 400 baht. The extras were hand-job 500, blow-job or body-to-body 1000 or 'all three plus boom-boom' 1500 baht.

5. Devil's Den: Soi LK Metro, off Soi Diana. Threesomes. 3600 baht for two hours with two girls (and multiple pops). Just 10 girls at 6pm but more from 8 onwards. Girls generally older than places listed above but some pretty ones and far more likely to get porn experience. Girls can be pre-booked from website.

The first 3 offer soapy massages, Dream Teen is more a regular massage parlour with 'extras' and Devil's Den is a threesome / fetish place. I took a girls in each place and they delivered great service.

[QUOTE=TellAll;1518505]I have never been to a bar in Pattaya that allows guys to sit and not buy anything. I have seen them throw Middle Eastern guys out for trying that.[/QUOTE]How about 20 years ago? I think it is a process of evolution which is why things are run the way they are now. F

[QUOTE=Sir Lancelot;1518675]I will be in Pattaya . would like to visit some more of the massage parlours during the day.[/QUOTE]I am trying to take a page from your Pattaya handbook and go to a massage parlour every day before I start drinking too much. This guarantees that I get at least one pussy a day. Saw some stunning girls when checking out several soapies last night.

After last evening's disappointment and poor judgment, I decided to start the day with a sure bet and visited Honey #1 Massage. Lot of the ladies were quite buxom and large, not to my taste and only one girl was sitting on the special 3000 baht sideline. I decided to choose the skinniest fairly nice looking girl for my first soapy experience. Apparently, Indian men like the more well endowed, curvy ladies. The massage was 2500 baht. I was asked if I wanted anything to drink, and I said water only please. To my surprise it was not free and the waiter insisted on a tip. A bit of a turnoff. Don't order anything to drink, unless you really have to! The girl was 27 years old, Chinese / Thai mix with a skinnier body than I first thought. Her name was Tzaina? (sounds like China) , spoke decent English and relatively friendly. She had the smallest boobs I have seen so far, (not even a mouthful) but I am not a breast man, so it did not matter. While the water was running for the tub she trimmed my toenails and fingernails. It was like a salon experience. The wash, body massage was well done and professional, but it lacked sexual intimacy. When it came down to the nasty, she did not kiss and the blow job was covered. When I went down on her, her excitement sounded a little bit fake. Nice girl, but I would not repeat a visit. CBJ?

Determined not to repeat yesterday's mistakes, of course I ended up doing even worse. Went to my favorite bar on Soi 6 at around 6:00 pm to start my evening early. The girl I had a session with couple of days ago was there and since I liked her company I decided to hang out with her for a while and what I thought arranged a hook up with her friend. Not rushing I decided to hang around having few drinks which ended up to be too many by the end of the evening. My friend kept telling me that the girl I was interested in was not going with the guy buying her drinks, only to find out she was bar fined by him for long time. I was pissed off to no end, had few more drinks and that was the end of the evening, waking up in my hotel room with few bruises. I suspect I fell down somewhere, but cannot recall it. Blacked out by having too much of that smooth Hong Thong. Not my proudest moment. I have to go back to the bar before I leave Pattaya as I am not sure if I paid the bill. Should be interesting.

[QUOTE=Sir Lancelot; 1518675]I will be in Pattaya in March and I would be interested in hearing about any other options. 5. Devil's Den: Soi LK Metro, off Soi Diana. Threesomes. 3600 baht for two hours with two girls (and multiple pops). Just 10 girls at 6pm but more from 8 onwards. Girls generally older than places listed above but some pretty ones and far more likely to get porn experience. Girls can be pre-booked from website.

The first 3 offer soapy massages, Dream Teen is more a regular massage parlour with 'extras' and Devil's Den is a threesome / fetish place. I took a girls in each place and they delivered great service.[/QUOTE]I did two visits to devil's den 3600B for 90 minutes with two girls. First session was great second not so good. They have well equipped rooms, all with love swings and the girls bring quite a few toys or will play with yours. In both session the girls catered to soft S&M activities (my favourite). (Kind of) recommended!

To make sure I was going to get some pussy today, I started by going for lunch and massage at Soi LK Metro. Outside a particular massage parlor (Aree I think-beside Cannon Massage) , I saw a cute little spinner who I decided to pick and have for breakfast which I slept through. Her name was Ba, she was 24 but looked 18 and wearing braces. Massage was 200 baht and full service was 800 baht. DATY; BBJ boom boom went all quite well. Money well spent. Will try to seek similar deal first thing tomorrow.

Being in a pretty rough shape, I took it easy and decided to check out the beer bar scene-place called Buppha, which at the time had a nice looking girl hanging out. Ordered couple of beers before three friendly countrymen showed up. The bar server introduced us and the evening was set. The guys wanted to look at the talent in the big soapies like Sabai Dee; Honey 1. There were some pretty attractive girls, but the boys just wanted to look. Instead the plan was to visit some additional beer bars. We settled at Lisa Bar, that seemed to have the nicest girls. If you buy a lady drink, the girl sits and gyrates on your lap. Not a bad deal. Three of the four present decided to choose long time including me. My girl was 24, cute and with braces. (2 girls with braces in one day) She also seemed to be the most energetic, friendliest and drinking her drinks the fastest. Lisa Bar has a 500 baht barfine and all the girls asked 3000 baht for LT. After all of us decided to get something to eat we went to check out a go go bar (I think it was called Beach Club) and my girl started to fade rapidly. Decided to leave the other two couples and we headed back to my hotel. She kept indicating that she wants to go to sleep, which was not a good sign. I was not going to pay her to sleep in my bed. She even tried to ask for money before anything happened. Yeah right. After undressing she did get pretty extensive pussy licking which she really enjoyed. A little BBJ and a pretty well spirited cowgirl. After that it was lights out, until she woke up at 7:30 am with a hangover. Even though she said last night she was going to stay until 9:00 am, I told her she can go now. Gave her some Advil for a headache and showed her out the door. Did not bother with getting any action from her in the morning. It seems both of my LT experiences disappointed somewhat. The value was poor, and service mediocre, and as much as I like to cuddle to a nice young body, I was glad when my girls left. Unless you have chemistry with the person, speak a little Thai or girl speaks English, LT could be a let down.

Hey Mouse1 your private message mail box is full.

[QUOTE=ConquerorVal;1518900]It seems both of my LT experiences disappointed somewhat. The value was poor, and service mediocre, and as much as I like to cuddle to a nice young body, I was glad when my girls left. Unless you have chemistry with the person, speak a little Thai or girl speaks English, LT could be a let down.[/QUOTE]A girl with a hangover is never going to be fun in the morning. I'm a lightweight, so drinking a lot is not smart for me either. I think one of the biggest mistakes is to go drinking with the girls after you have bar-fined them. I've seen it too often: the girls get smashed and tired, you get tired, you might end up with some crap sex at 3am before she throws up, she won't perform in the morning, but you still feel obliged to pay the agreed money.

Come out with me tonight and I guarantee you a good time!

[QUOTE=ConquerorVal;1518881]After last evening's disappointment and poor judgment, I decided to start the day with a sure bet and visited Honey #1 Massage. Lot of the ladies were quite buxom and large, not to my taste and only one girl was sitting on the special 3000 baht sideline. I decided to choose the skinniest fairly nice looking girl for my first soapy experience. Apparently, Indian men like the more well endowed, curvy ladies. The massage was 2500 baht. I was asked if I wanted anything to drink, and I said water only please. To my surprise it was not free and the waiter insisted on a tip. A bit of a turnoff. Don't order anything to drink, unless you really have to! The girl was 27 years old, Chinese / Thai mix with a skinnier body than I first thought. Her name was Tzaina? (sounds like China) , spoke decent English and relatively friendly. She had the smallest boobs I have seen so far, (not even a mouthful) but I am not a breast man, so it did not matter. While the water was running for the tub she trimmed my toenails and fingernails. It was like a salon experience. The wash, body massage was well done and professional, but it lacked sexual intimacy. When it came down to the nasty, she did not kiss and the blow job was covered. When I went down on her, her excitement sounded a little bit fake. Nice girl, but I would not repeat a visit. CBJ?[/QUOTE]OK, a bit like my experience at Honey. I went for a 2000bht girl. I didn't order a drink, but was asked if I would get one for the girl. No problem; she had water for 60bht, and I was asked for a tip. I was rude enough to say no. As you say, the wash and body massage was curiously non sexual! But I relaxed into it and enjoyed it for what it was. The BJ would have been covered but to me that is worse than no BJ, so I didn't really bother, although she did a few mouthfuls immediately prior to insertion. No complaints. Ticked off my list.

[QUOTE=Mouse1; 1518943]A girl with a hangover is never going to be fun in the morning. I'm a lightweight, so drinking a lot is not smart for me either. I think one of the biggest mistakes is to go drinking with the girls after you have bar-fined them. I've seen it too often: the girls get smashed and tired, you get tired, you might end up with some crap sex at 3am before she throws up, she won't perform in the morning, but you still feel obliged to pay the agreed money.

Come out with me tonight and I guarantee you a good time![/QUOTE]LOL, still fell obligated to pay? You have no choice but to pay. The Thai girl will call the police if you do not pay. Yes they will come and she will get her money. My friend who has been going to Thailand wanted o see what would happen if he dot pay due o service. She called the police. It was either pay or to the police station to handle it. He decided to pay. Don't mess with thai girls. But actually any country when you refuse to pay the girl I think bad things with happen.

[QUOTE=Mouse1;1518943]A girl with a hangover is never going to be fun in the morning.[/QUOTE]Words of wisdom.

[QUOTE=ConquerorVal;1518900].Lisa Bar, that seemed to have the nicest girls. If you buy a lady drink, the girl sits and gyrates on your lap. Not a bad deal. Three of the four present decided to choose long time including me. My girl was 24, cute and with braces. (2 girls with braces in one day) She also seemed to be the most energetic, friendliest and drinking her drinks the fastest. Lisa Bar has [u]a 500 baht barfine and all the girls asked 3000 baht for LT.[/u][/QUOTE]Ridiculous price, no? I thought beer bars were supposed to be cheaper than go-gos.

Is Pattaya still worth visiting next month on my holiday? I read on other forums that things have changed there. Beach road has been cleaned of girls, maybe locals try to make Pattaya a more family oriented place and clean the prostitution from there. Also thai girls in the north are now more and more educated and have many other options for working than going to bars in Pattaya. And this has led to the quantity and the quality of the girls there going down. And the age maybe +10 years higher. So bad development for mongers?