Analisa Massage & Exotic Massage soi 22 : The worst of the worst!
I've been there last night. What a nightmare. They advertise themselves like special places where you can find kinky girls who know how to do special fetish massages, charging ridicolous prices. It's all bullshit. If you are looking for some fetish / kinky stuff, forget it. They don't even know what the word "pantyhose" is about. They are both located in the same little alley in Soi 22, opposite the Parrot coffe shop. I tried Exotic massage first, ugly girls, not like you see on their website, it took me 5 minutes to realize they don't know nothing about kinky, so I just go to the next door, Analisa massage. This place was even worst. I talked to a kind of old mamasan who showed me a menu with prices, etc. Etc. The cheapest massage was 1. 500 baht, hand job and prostate massage. I told her I was not interest in prostate so she wanted me to do a kinky massage (2,750 baht) wich I still don't understand what was it about. I asked her if I could have a massage by a girl dressed with sexy skirt, high heels, pantyhose (like it's advertised on their website). And she didn't fuckin understand it. I made deal for 1. 300, she gave me a girl, nothing special but not ugly, we went upstairs and I asked the girl if she would change her dress, (she wore a dirty jeans with a black t. Shirt like a farmer girl), and she said "no no, I cannot take my clothes off. ". So 1,300 for a simple oil massage with a happy ending with clothes on? Hell no! I went back to the mamasan, took my money back and said goodbye. What a disappointment. How can these people charge 1. 300 baht up for a normal hand job massage, pretending to be special. It's anything but kinky / nasty / fetish / special by well trained girls. I strongly don't recommend both Analisa and Exotic massage.