Hong Kong Club Reports

[QUOTE=Phordphan]You know that "Sul" isn't a Spanish word. I know that "Sul" isn't a Spanish word. But CS doesn't know that "Sul" isn't a Spanish word. :)

Maybe the DJ's saying "Pista Azul" really fast?[/QUOTE]

If you look on a map... The front door onto Constitucion faces North and the backdoor on the alley side faces South... (where that stage is) Last time I was there the DJ was announcing the foam show on "Pista Sur"... just my logic that it would be north and south because the front and back door would get a bit confusing.... and I'm a native Spanish speaker... but I'll ask the DJ for sure next time I'm around.

[QUOTE=Captain Solo]It's inconsequential. [/QUOTE]

True...agreed... very inconsequential..

[QUOTE=Captain Solo] May be you will get a free pussy on the house...[/QUOTE]

No such thing as a free lunch.. you pay for it no matter what! :-)

Correction I was in lust with those wonderful pussy lips she's got, I wanted to eat that pussy, but she had a bitchy attitude at AB, I still crave those lips, hmm maybe that's all the incentive I need to set aside my celibacy and go check out the old hunting ground, am starved for raw pussy! [QUOTE=Captain Solo]Was in HK Saturday night. The meseros were making a long line of guys buy a beer to get in. HK was very crowded like all weekends. I noticed lots of people were using that 2-for-1 coupons to buy 2 drinks at a time. The meseros kept going to the bar with the printed little coupons. So folks are benefiting from reading ISG. Hehehe.

It's a good deal. Use it before HK decides to cancel that offer. Give the coupons to the experienced meseros. They would know how to deal with it. My mesero got into a shouting match with the bar tender to get the deal done. He's a good man. He provided good service so I gave him a good propina.

Lots of familiar strippers showed up for work; Julia the big, tall light skinned girl with her sexy body and her sweet smile, Karindi the fine Samba dancer, Ashley the cool spinner, Taylor the pretty little girl, Anais the sweet girl. There were lots of sexy bodies, pretty faces and happy smiles to look at.

The black, skinny stripper, looked like the same one from Adelita, was doing a pretty good dance. After her 3-song strip routine, she only made $2 in propina. Dos Equis was in love with this girl when she was in Adelita, bought her a drink, trying to feel up her crotch. She quickly brushed his hand off in disgust.

A young, skinny stripper, I did not get her name, was doing a fast, spirited strip with lots of spinning hanging down from the ring. She dropped her ass flat on the stage in a loud thud. Did not see any pain of her face. She continued the strip and finished her routine. But when she got off the stage, looked like she was in great pain. She was sitting at the stool by the stage for 20 minutes, with her head down, trying to recoup. The impact must have sent a jolt up her spinal column and could damage some vertebrae. Meanwhile the show must go on. The pervs, sitting around that stage, quickly diverted their attention to the next strippers.

Her drop caused only a 1 g impact. Fighter jet pilots firing out on ejection seats are typically subjected to 12 – 22 g compression of their spinal columns, which cause a lot of pain. Some have permanent injuries; most return to flying quickly. So hopefully the young stripper was not injured. Any doctor in the house, please provide some knowledge for this kind of injury.

Poor girl. Next time I am in HK I will check out her spinal column along with a thorough examination of her fine, sexy body to make sure she's OK. Hehe.[/QUOTE]

LOL! Get thee behind me Satan, were headed to Tijuana next time am back in Cali. I hate Georgia. Nothing to fuck here!

[QUOTE=Captain Solo]Dem pussy lips are just hanging there looking delicious, not to mention her big, puckered anus she hangs right next to it...hehe.

You'd better hurry your ass down to TJ or you may die of starvation soon. You should join Tom Jackin's chuch where you get medals for fighting celibacy...[/QUOTE]

ok to all of you guys who don’t care about this subject i apologize in advance, for this is the forum to discuss mongering not physics…. but capitan solo… this is my professional area of expertise… so here it goes… i can’t resist.
yes, she was accelerating at 1 g ( 9.81 m/s^2 or 32.2 ft/s^2 in us units) … with a downward acceleration while in freefall only… then she experience an upward acceleration as a reaction from her contact with the floor. neglecting air resistance after a 3 foot freefall she would have been traveling at 13.9 feet/sec. (convert potential energy of 3 feet to kinetic mgh=1/2*mv^2 and solve for v) this is about 9.5 miles per hour.
next to solve the average rate of deceleration in going from 13.9 ft/s to zero depends on the distance taken… since the floor is very rigid.. the only part that would have given would be that ass….. :-) lets assume here ass deflected y= 3 inches (or .25 feet).. net acceleration a= 0.5 v^2/y = 0.5 x (13.9)^2/.25 = 386.4 ft/s^2 …. that net (386.4/32.2)= 12 gs upward acceleration!! ….. you can replace the 3 inches with more or less depending on how soft the girl is. the 12 gs is the net experienced by the body… now what she actually felt was the 13gs that is the 12 upward plus her weight downward…. so if she had landed on a scale it would have read the 13 gs or a force of 13 times here weight…. so lets say she weighed 100 pounds…. the scaled would have read an average of 1,300 pounds during those milliseconds of her deceleration.
again, i’m sorry to those who don’t care… but goes to show you that mongerers need to have some expertise that will help them earn $$ for their favorite hobby.


[quote=captain solo]my science is getting rusty. corrections are needed here.

she had a 1 g fall from about 3 feet down to the hard pista sul and had a hard impact. if she had fallen on a springy mattress, it would have cushioned the impact, slowing her down gradually, resulting in a low-rate deceleration. but over the hard surface, her ass went from falling at a high velocity to a dead stop in perhaps less than 5 msec. the rump cushioned the fall a little but not as much as a mattress. to stop the 1 g free fall in a very short span of time, the deceleration must have been very high.

without measuring instruments, i can only estimate, based on rough observations of the speeds of high-g ejection seats, her ass probably had a 50 to 100 g impact on the stage, which could do serious damages to her spinal column. no wonder she was sitting at the stage afterwards with her head down for 20 minutes, trying to absorb the pain...[/quote]

Yup with the .6 inch assumption the compression would be 61 Gs....for about 7 miliseconds... so about 6,100 pounds.... thats more than a suburban weighs! Ouch! Capitan I will trade you places! :-)

[QUOTE=Captain Solo]Sorry if I bore you guys, but I was impressed by Party God's ability to solve this problem with his physics. He's probably a professor of Physics at some all-girls school...

The only questionable assumption here is how much her butt deformed to cushion the impact. The girl is very skinny. I grabbed enough HK butts to know that there is probably no more than 2 inches of fat between the her skin and her bone sitting down. If we figure her fat compressed 30% to cushion the impact, then the deceleration took place within 0.6 inch, not 3 inch.

Therefore the deceleration would be 5 times your calculation or about 65 g. I have viewed forward and backward video tapes of the 22g ejection seat's initial firing sequence, and it was not as fast as her fall. So the impact was most likely 50 g or above...

While I will do more physical examinations of the HK stripper's butt, Party God should reinact this experiment on himself to verify his calculations... Just drop his butt a few times on a recording scale...hehe.[/QUOTE]

There is just too much drama with these peaches here.

[QUOTE=D Cups]What happened to all those sweet Georgia peaches? Did they dry up or get bruised or just go sour???[/QUOTE]

According to HK 's website they will have a Retro costume contest for their 20th anniversary.

I got in to HK at about 8:30 pm on Wednesday July 21 and ended up leaving at 1:45 am.

I had fun. It was Retro night with fun celebrations lasting into the early morning hours.

Many girls to choose from. I settled in on a taller thin 22 yo from ?????????......well after many drinks with her in the VIP room, with her not only treating me but making me believe that i WAS a rock star, I can't remember her name or where she was from. After our warm up in the VIP room with DFK, playing, touching, laughing, dancing to the retro music (which I enjoyed) I took her arriba and had a passionate time in la carma.

I thought the band that played was very good with the lead guitarist doing a very good guitar work.

I think that the two girls on stage with the candles and whip cream lesbian show is getting old and does not, never has for that matter, been any interest to me. I am sure that some will disagree.

As I was sitting in the VIP room, listening to the 70's music, I reflected on what the HK club was like when I first found it back in about 1997. The changes have been for the better and you newer guys should not take for granted what we have right here in our 'backyard". I have traveled to many parts of the world and enjoyed many clubs in Brazil, Colombia, Russia, Eastern Europe, etc. and our little HK club can match many of these destinations and in some cases are better then.

Have fun and be safe!

The Tall Man

It was 2 pm this past Sunday afternoon, I did not feel like watching tv or visiting my friends who had invited me over for a bbq, nor did I feel like reading (I am an avid reader), and I exercised at the gym on Saturday, so how can I say this, I just wanted a to get a little nasty with some mexican chicas.

So I quickly dressed, jumped into my car and within 1 hour and 50 minutes flat, I ventured into HK.

Traffic from the OC was very light, parking at that lot behind the JnB went fast, a brisk walk through the turn-styles and into a cab for the 4 minute drive to the front doors of HK and BAM! I am greeted with many sights and choices as to where I would spend some of this gringos cash.

Saw a regular, sat and drank and danced with her for an hour. Yes we enjoyed each other arriba (and got a little nasty with her). What a nice way to spend what could have been an otherwise dull afternoon/evening.

Yes our little backyard playground is convienent, relatively reasonable and oh so much fun!

The Tall Man

Nah I know you'll be sneaking out of there to bang some streetgirl's in the alley. :)

Prob was a Santa Muerte tattoo, as Señora de la Noche ("Lady of the Night"), she is often invoked by those exposed to the dangers of working at night, such as taxi drivers, mariachi players, bar owners, police, soldiers, and prostitutes. As such, she can protect against assaults, accidents, gun violence and all types of violent death. Some of SG's also seem to identify with Tweety bird too for some odd reason.

[QUOTE=Dornyone]And where might one find this stellar establishment? :)[/QUOTE]This stellar establishment is located on the SW corner of Constitucion and Callejon Coahuila. It used to be some other dive bar, IIRC. But I never went in, and can't remember the name.

I went in last night, and I'll report my findings in the TJ thread.

BTW, Ms. S was an edecan last night, standing at the door, red sash and all...

[QUOTE=Phordphan]This stellar establishment is located on the SW corner of Constitucion and Callejon Coahuila. It used to be some other dive bar, IIRC. But I never went in, and can't remember the name.

I went in last night, and I'll report my findings in the TJ thread.

BTW, Ms. S was an edecan last night, standing at the door, red sash and all...[/QUOTE]Thankee kindly, does this edecan go arriba?:) Never mind, I'll check the TJ thread.

[QUOTE=Dornyone]Thankee kindly, does this edecan go arriba?:) Never mind, I'll check the TJ thread...[/QUOTE]That one did. :D But it was post-shift. During shift, it appears that the edecanes are supposed to act as bait, and then the meseros will drag other girls over to you after you're seated, while the hook is then re-baited with said edecan.

I think the edecan duties may rotate between the girls. More research may be necessary.

[QUOTE=Phordphan]That one did. :D But it was post-shift. During shift, it appears that the edecanes are supposed to act as bait.[/QUOTE]That's a change of pace for Ms S, she's usually the main course! I'll research further, thanks for the headsup.