Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=AsianRain;1935106]Given your local communications skill, why not consider to ask if the girls have a baby or not? This is the first question I ask in plain English when I get into the shops and the only question that I feel the mama-san should be able to answer reliably. I have had cases where mama-san just asks the girls. I agree that the concealing uniforms do not help, so just need to separate the pack like guys who want other specific traits / skills. Baby damage is sexual kryptonite for my libido, so if I can get past that I am generally okay as I can deal with tattoos, smaller tits enhanced by padded bra, etc. That might also have been hidden. Everything else (face, height, weight) can be seen, so that is just one's subjective preferences to choose. Enjoy BKK, AsianRain.[/QUOTE]I see your point. I really like quite a percentage of girls that have a baby already if the damage is very minimal. I have met girls with no discernible stretch marks on the tummy and minimal boob sag. These can be really fine for me.

Last night I had my long time bargirl from Suzi Wong, Nott. She is very slim, I have not noticed tummy marks, and pussy is perfect fit for me. Tits are small and sag just a little, but very nice looking nipples. She had a baby when she was 16 or 17, long ago. She was unusually fucking horny, taking two cums in DATY and 2 more in cowgirl. I only got one shot but was a heavenly fuck. I got so carried away in various positions, I think I forgot to get a BBBJ. LOL The 60 minutes or so went very quickly.

My girlfriend had a baby already when I met her but her tits were great and only minor stretch marks, tight pussy. So baby already is not automatic rule out for me. It is easier for me just to select naked or near naked girls from a Gogo, where I can see the body condition properly.

In MPs or for freelancers, I could consider asking, even it seems a little bit ugly thing to be asking. My only really good freelancer worth repeating recently had a baby already, was her second. She had big full tits, with milk in them, a little sag, but not too much. I had no problems with her body at all.

So I do take a mix of mothers and non mothers. I sometimes meet non mothers whose pussy is just a little bit too small too tight for me. Some of these girls are rather dick scared. It is much rarer for a mother to be dick scared. So a high percentage of my failed encounters, due to starfish and the seized up legs problem, are with non mothers, I would say.

I really hate it however, when favorite girls go and get pregnant, and subsequently could potentially wreck their fabulous body. I have to admit that well over 90% of girls I ever took from Crazy House were not mothers, because they simply had the best bodies. A few were dick scared disasters too. That was the risk. Last night went in there with a buddy. He was more keen to go than me. Met a new cute faced girl Foon from Siem Riep. Face looked exotic slightly like Famous movie star Senta Berger (when young) but smaller nose. She spoke Thai perfectly to my ear. She was 29. I did not check out her tummy very carefully yet, but must be a good chance she is a mother. Tits were very small and covered. So I don't really worry if girl is a mother or not. I just try to check out if body is in good condition or not, when in the right place for checking out the body

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1935159]In MPs or for freelancers, I could consider asking, even it seems a little bit ugly thing to be asking.[/QUOTE]When I go to an MP, I am very explicit about the baby factor to remove this variable. Same when I am talking with providers on WeChat (where I will require a girl to send at least a bikini pic if she tells me she has a kid). I can forgive minimal damage too, but it would be super ugly to ask the girl to do a strip check in an MP, so there is no practical way to check the extent of damage. I barfined #131 Mon at CH the other night and only noticed her light stretch marks when she was dressing in the light of our Asoke Place room, otherwise wouldn't have noticed from the breasts or pussy. Surely did not notice in the bar.

Some MP venues make this easier than others. Boss and EZ are a couple that don't do an immediate lineup, so I can scan the pics, ask mama-san a couple questions on my specs and then get the target girls to come in for a lineup. When I went into Bamboo, it was somewhat less smooth when mama-san stood up, walked into the girl's waiting room and matter-of-factly had the girls hold up their hands with a prompt to me to "pick from them".

When I am talking to a freelancer, I try to be much more delicate. I make it part of a natural conversation chain. Where you from? You have family there? Have sisters or brothers? How about boyfriend or husband? Any kids or baby? I will put some chit chat in the middle, so rather than a ham-handed segue into the baby topic, I get to what I want to know without spoiling the vibe, especially for the girls without baby.

As an aside, you may be able to decrease the incidence of negative dick-scared encounters if you use a silicone-based lubricant. I have a monger friend who is larger sized and is a Prophylactic Honor Scout. The combination does not usually make for the best experience for the girl, especially on initial penetration to tight little Asian pussies. My mate tried it with much success. Just a few drops on the tip made initial penetration much easier. In addition, silicone-based lubes do not dry up after 5 min of stroking, so if you need to go a longer time it can help for a better session. I always carry a very small bottle with me, just a few drops needed. I have had girls ask for the bottle to use with thier customers in the future. Unfortunately (and with some irony) I have to mind my stash as the Land of Smile and Sex does not have a single shop that sells a silicone-based product, but you can order from overseas. For consideration as it might help. Enjoy Bangkok, AsianRain.

[QUOTE=AsianRain;1935195]I barfined #131 Mon at CH the other night and only noticed her light stretch marks when she was dressing in the light of our Asoke Place room, otherwise wouldn't have noticed from the breasts or pussy. Surely did not notice in the bar.

As an aside, you may be able to decrease the incidence of negative dick-scared encounters if you use a silicone-based lubricant. [/QUOTE]Does Mon have inverted nipples? If so I have taken her once a long while back, when she was new to CH. I have forgotten the number but my Mon still works there sometimes. Wasn't that successful. No repeat. Too long ago to recall if she was dick scared now. I would have to check my old report. I did do a search but could not find it. She certainly looked nice in my view despite inverted nipples or was it only one nipple inverted? It's certainly possible there is more than one Mon.

My unsuccessful girls in CH have been: Uui, TaengMo, Mon, Bow, Boom, Chocolat (tried at Doll House), Praow (also at Doll House), Mai, Off, and one or two more. May, Naam were moderately successful (just a little dick scared but fuckable). All rest, good enough to excellent. One problem for me is sometimes trying girls when they are very new, raw and inexperienced, and not mothers. They could have improved once they get used to being a bargirl. Off No. 3 has greatly changed in attitude. I could perhaps try her again.

I always use a very good quality lube imported here (in my own suitcase in significant quantities) from Overseas. The Thailand ones, e. G. KY and Durex, are crappy and dry up quickly. However dick scared girls are dick scared regardless. They don't just relax when they see the lube. Their legs tend to be rather straight and stiff rather than relaxed and spread wide. For the good girls, I always insert slowly and gradually. I don't insert fully until she has had time to get used to it. Some girls are wincing after only two inches has gone in, despite well lubed. LOL. Most girls pussies can stretch out a bit during a sex session. Some even love deep cock (not enough).

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1935159]
In MPs or for freelancers, I could consider asking, even it seems a little bit ugly thing to be asking. [/QUOTE]Why is it ugly to ask that? Each girl has her positive and negative points. I recently chose an older girl who I would never have chosen but for the fact she's baby-free. Those girls would be very keen that you know they're baby-free. For the ones who do have babies I'm sure they don't want to impose their damaged body on you if you're not comfortable with it.

[QUOTE=*****man;1935261]Why is it ugly to ask that? Each girl has her positive and negative points. I recently chose an older girl who I would never have chosen but for the fact she's baby-free. Those girls would be very keen that you know they're baby-free. For the ones who do have babies I'm sure they don't want to impose their damaged body on you if you're not comfortable with it.[/QUOTE]There are a huge number of single mothers in the P4 P industry. They hope to still be able to work. If they were all excluded, there would vastly less hookers. They hope to be not discriminated against and still be able to get customers. Meanwhile it obviously does them massive harm to their prospects if their body has been devastated by it. That is why I just cannot understand girls willing to have a baby at a young age (without a husband of many years standing). So stupid.

I don't discriminate purely because girl has a baby, as have explained. Many mothers have been really good for me. I do discriminate against disaster looks though, whatever the cause of that is, whether fat, bad nose job, bad silicones, straight body, fat legs, very saggy bits, broad face, hook nose, anything extra weird, etc. I certainly agree it can be hard to get excited to fuck a girl with a disaster body, or even a very mediocre body. There are many bad bodies I could decline even if were for free. Fortunately my GF has a damn good body even at 38 (seeing her naked is still exciting), so its hard to accept too much less.

Chocolate at Crazy House is yet another girl that left to have a baby with her Thai boy I presume. How will she support him and the baby in the future. She used to work 7 days per week very consistently (a possible indicator sign of supporting a Thai boy I think - anyway I have seen her with her Thai boy). She already was a girl with bad attitude to customers and only moderate looks. Not sure how old she was, maybe mid twenties. May-Lee was a quite young stunner for face and body that left to have a baby maybe 6+ Months ago. Probably has given birth by now. Will she ever return or will her body have been stuffed? Hard to guess.
Bo was once a good looking girl with fabulous Dee Cups (and a star fish LOL). After an unnecessary nose job, and a baby, she is not even worth glancing at any more.

What percentage of Mango girls have no baby? LOL I imagine its low. I don't take them because most of them look very "average". That is the main reason, not so much that they are mothers. What percentage of Snow White girls have no baby? I really have no clue since again most of them are too ordinary looking (read just not my spec) for me to even try. Have not had a SW girl for a long time. Last one tried was Benz I think many months ago, and long before her, Emmy.

Tulip, I have not visited very long time, since Traveler1234 and I walked in one day, and were horrified by the worst line up I ever saw in Tulip. Really scary bad that particular day. However it makes its mark, even could not see how bad were tits and tummy damage. Just the faces and overall shape. I would want to be highly paid to try to fuck some girls. It has probably vastly improved, but I have not been back. Just not worth the trip to Thonglor to be disappointed. I prefer to be where there are lots of shops options, Sois 24, 24/1, 26, 33

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1935297]There are a huge number of single mothers in the P4 P industry. They hope to still be able to work. If they were all excluded, there would vastly less hookers. They hope to be not discriminated against and still be able to get customers. Meanwhile it obviously does them massive harm to their prospects if their body has been devastated by it. That is why I just cannot understand girls willing to have a baby at a young age (without a husband of many years standing). So stupid.
[/QUOTE]No one's talking about excluding them all. Some guys don't like the baby damage, I'm sure they understand that. If they know straight away that it's an issue then they can focus on another customer and you can focus on another girl. If the reason you're not asking is to avoid discriminating then you're being over-sensitive. If the reason is because you don't mind some of them then that's perfectly sensible.

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What percentage of Mango girls have no baby? LOL I imagine its low. I don't take them because most of them look very "average". That is the main reason, not so much that they are mothers. What percentage of Snow White girls have no baby? I really have no clue since again most of them are too ordinary looking (read just not my spec) for me to even try. Have not had a SW girl for a long time. Last one tried was Benz I think many months ago, and long before her, Emmy.[/QUOTE]I was in Snow White yesterday and of the 10 or so girls 2 were confirmed baby-free. I know of 5 who definitely have no baby. The PSE parlors are obviously not the place for 'stunners' though.

[QUOTE=*****man;1935317]I was in Snow White yesterday and of the 10 or so girls 2 were confirmed baby-free. I know of 5 who definitely have no baby. The PSE parlors are obviously not the place for 'stunners' though.[/QUOTE]Those numbers are about what I might have expected, if I was sufficiently pessimistic. I did find a lovely cute girl in New Massage with no baby and great girly body. She is not a pornstar but keeps me very happy. Great GFE and we even have extended conversation in the Jacuzzi so its like a Soapy visit for me when Jacuzzi room is available (they have two Jacuzzi rooms). They seem to have proper Nuru gel too and can do a bit of sexy body to body slide. So its been like a non Porno Oily and Soapy rolled into one. VIP rooms are nice. If don't find the right girl there, Mitu and Dream Heaven are very nearby options.

It makes a huge difference to my excitement / arousal to be seeing my dick going into a girl with a hot body and luscious padded pussy. The light sliding touch of body to body works for me too, where I get bored by real massage.

I tried to go to Mitu but no platinum girl available, so I bailed out. Amethyst had only 2 girls, not quite the standards that its sister shop (Addict) had accustomed me to. So I crossed Soi 33 again to try my luck at Dream Heaven Massage. The selection was nice, and one girl in particular caught my eye. Slim, nice legs, non-flat chest, pretty face. Bingo! Her name was Bell. I took one hour Nuru gel massage in VIP room with Jacuzzi.

There was no hot water. Thank God it's Thailand not Switzerland! I told the front desk afterwards but they sort of brushed me off. Why do I pay 200 baht extra for a VIP room if it has no hot water?

Bell was even more gorgeous once she got naked. The bath was so-so, the "regular" massage was crap, the handjob was so-so, the blow-job was non-existent, but the boom-boom was mind-blowing! She really got into it, I swear she came once. She started fingering herself halfway through. She likes to feel the weight and the power of the man on her back. Anyway, a nice session that left me panting. I swear I could not walk afterwards and was running on fumes.

All in all, I recommend her, she's a hottie spinner who takes a while to get going but then doesn't hold back. Shame about the lack of professionalism about upkeep of the room, once again if I compare to Addict it would never happen there. But all in all it's nice to have a few options right next to one another on Soi 33. It's my first time at Dream Heaven, and if they can keep up the quality of the line-up I may return.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1936234]Bell was even more gorgeous once she got naked. The bath was so-so, the "regular" massage was crap, the handjob was so-so, the blow-job was non-existent, but the boom-boom was mind-blowing! She really got into it, I swear she came once. She started fingering herself halfway through. She likes to feel the weight and the power of the man on her back. Anyway, a nice session that left me panting. I swear I could not walk afterwards and was running on fumes.

All in all, I recommend her, she's a hottie spinner who takes a while to get going but then doesn't hold back. Shame about the lack of professionalism about upkeep of the room, once again if I compare to Addict it would never happen there. But all in all it's nice to have a few options right next to one another on Soi 33. It's my first time at Dream Heaven, and if they can keep up the quality of the line-up I may return.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.dreamheavenmassage.com/masseuse.php?id=18[/URL]

Thanks for the report. Sparked my interest to go look again at the line up. Did you get any impression that they would normally have hot water? Were you very early or very late?

Are her pics reasonably accurate for the pretty face? If so I could certainly partake. I don't like real "regular" massage or handjobs, so that would be no problem. I do like cock and balls massaged by the girls tits, ass and pussy slide with Nuru gel. I do like some of the girls pictured on the site, however failed to meet the prettiest ones recently. Some on the site don't really work there anymore. I have been a customer of more than one girl there in the past though.

Other girls I like from website pics could be Kaew, Mint, and Ploy, if they are really that cute and still work there. Pics of Ploy remind me somewhat of some girl from the past too.

Pics off Joy are interesting:
[URL]http://www.dreamheavenmassage.com/masseuse.php?id=34[/URL]
In first pic her nose looks cute to me and in 2nd pic it looks like a large swollen silicone job, making her almost unrecognisable. Some guys will prefer the 2nd pic but definitely not me. Puts me right off.

If you want better quality rooms with Jacuzzi and plenty of hot water, I would suggest New Massage next door. I don't think 60 minutes booking is really enough if you want Jacuzzi and massage and everything. I take at least 90 minutes, and I only take a Nuru slide no proper massage.

The line-up at Snow White was good today. 5 girls definitely without babies, including one who only started yesterday. She had this deer in the headlights look about her but I had A+ on the mind and sadly she can't do that yet so I chose someone else. It was a bit much of me to expect her to be taking it up the arse on her second day on the job. To be honest anal has become the new normal for me and a nice tight farm fresh pussy seems much more appealing so I think I'll go back for her.

Good report Eric.

Seems like we're following the same path.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1936234]I tried to go to Mitu but no platinum girl available, so I bailed out. [/QUOTE]At 3 PM yesterday, Mitu upstairs had only 1 girl available and she was Platinum. I wasn't so hot about paying a Premium for something that is already quite costly.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1936234]Amethyst had only 2 girls, not quite the standards that its sister shop (Addict) had accustomed me to.[/QUOTE]3 days ago around 2 PM, there were 3 girls available. I was told "6 PM, many lady" but had other plans for late afternoon. I took Nam (featured on website), and it was not the best experience of my life, to say the least.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1936234]So I crossed Soi 33 again to try my luck at Dream Heaven Massage. The selection was nice, and one girl in particular caught my eye. [/QUOTE]Took Ann on my first day here last Sunday, and it was a rather enjoyable session.

Tried to go to The Lord yesterday night, but MRT was slow and there were like 20 people in each queue.
5000 Baht easily saved, as I just went for a drink with a friend at Soi 7 bar, and didn't take anybody home with me.
Will try again tonight.

Passed on Mitu as well then went to 7th Heaven for a look. Walked in and the lady at desk gave me a card that had only hand or oral services and emphasized only these two options. I passed and went right across to Thanks massage and pulled a tall and tanned lady who was very good and I believe for 1900 bht. Afterwards was sitting outside for a smoke and chatting with one of the other ladies that was doing her makeup and also smoking, Mama, who is very nice and accommodating was chatting as well. I asked if they didn't do FS across the way and they were both under the impression that it was on offer. I saw some real hotties come out periodically to smoke " cigarettes" and a very steady stream of Asian punters enter. Any Americans or non Asians get more out of this place as I want to go back here?

First I'm bumping this old report from Jan to add to it. Also, Eric, thank you for so many reports you contribute to this site. Solid intel, it helps others find good providers.

So I went to soi 24/1 and walked inside Addict at 1 PM or so. I honestly think that this place blows. I've never seen much there that was sexually attractive. It just seems to be the cute girly girl types that the Japs like. I saw sandy there once but she is kind of pom poi, at least as of late. And a little too kinky / weird for me (lots of toe sucking kind of through me off). And all the other girls at addict are just too average looking and rather unskilled in bed.

So I swung by Orient, a place I have been to before. I didn't see Taan until they did a line-up up stairs. I already pegged a different girl but this Taan girl, there was definitely that sexual / attractive connection. I didn't even notice how petite she was until in the room later. Because she is so small (but hot and a very sexual women) I had no problem picking her up and fucking her against the wall or just no wall (standing). Also there is another chick there I saw called "Donut" a few months ago who was really timid during the massage part, and certainly not PSE. But she was very GFE. So I wonder if Taan is one of their top performers skill wise. Also merely for the sake of review metrics, I am rather well endowed girth-wise, which is not really a good thing in Thailand nor something I log into the internet to brag about. Anyway, Taan's love box had no problem at all, any position. I was rather surprised to see such a small woman be so malleable with my junk.

Verdict: Taan is a nympho, see her.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1825877]At around 3 pm I walked into the little sub-soi that hosts Addict Massage, but this time from the South. Immediately some girl in a tight red uniform from Orient Massage jumped up and tried to recruit me. I took off my sunglasses and looked her up and down. There was an immediate sexual connection.

So I went in, and paid extra for the premium room, which has a big bathtub. Her name is Tan or Taan. She is short, skinny, has A-cup natural breasts, darker skin as she is from Isaan, probably mid-20's, some stretch marks but her ass and face are so hot that I forgave her, some tattoos on her shoulders but they don't get in the way of enjoying the experience.

To put it succinctly, she is a whirlwind of sexual prowess. She is not afraid of Farang dick size. She even does A+, although I did not test myself. She just loves to fuck and be fucked, and she knows perfectly well how to do it well. At some point in the middle she said "good! Good! Which is what Thai hookers say when they are feeling sexual pleasure.

She loves DATY, which I don't, so I fingered her instead. She did one thing I have never seen: she put some lube on her pussy to facilitate my finger-fucking her as she was blowing me. That was really good. In the end I came in her mouth.

Would I recommend? Yes if you like DATY, A+ and CIM. Would I repeat? Well, if she harpoons me again, I certainly won't be in a position to say no to a guaranteed hot fuck. Orient Massage could be one of the PSE shops on par with Snow White, Cherry, etc.[/QUOTE]

I've been to DH33 10-15 times. I used to have a regular there called "Da" but she no longer works there. So I really don't go much now since it's a bit of a walk down where nothing else is for me to step into if I don't see what I like. I've been a few times in the past 2 months and only saw "Pa" (not on website). She is a darker skin Isaan MILF with no plastic surgery, but decent tits / ass though. Decent service, I think all the girls there are trained to give a good and sexual service (not likely to encounter timid / confused girls there). It sometimes is a bit empty selection-wise though, as all the rooms are booked, which is probably why I kept picking Pa. Japanese men will come in groups of 2-3 and clear the place out pretty quickly around 1-3 PM which is often when I go (as can be seen by all male shoes at the shoe rack). However, 11 AM can be great because you get there before the crowd, but also it appears 5 pm is good as it's before the business crowd but after the 1-3 pm rush.

But because "Da" no longer works there, I see no reason to go. I kind of like the MILF type more than the cute girl type. But the pictures of Bell and Joy look great though so I will keep them on my radar (and probably book ahead of time due how busy they are and not wanting to walk to a place with only 3 women working and I don't really want to see "Pa" again she isn't that great looking to repeat anymore).

They typically have hot water (electric) showers of course. As for the bath tube. No they don't provide hot / steamy water there. It's certainly not cold though.

I had read about soapies and was very keen to try. I was in BKK for a day on work and had very little time. So went to Darling and was disappointed with the lack of quality of ladies available at that time. Selected one lady and realized that soapy massage is not for me. The girl didn't know anything about massage.

Bad experience and will never repeat Soapy again.