Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1945171]
Report on girls? Honestly, except for some recent sessions with Golf at Tulip who is an even better performer than she was in the past and has a rocking body in her mid-30's, I have not had a session that is even worth mentioning. As one poster said awhile back, take the money, go have a great meal, and head home for a wank.[/QUOTE]I can get something to eat for 30 Baht to 100 Baht, and assist my weight control. I can even cook a great meal myself (for non Thai food). I prefer to save it for a fuck but then I don't have the service requirements (look for GFE).

I certainly cut back on eating out and drinking out, more than I cut back on fucks.

[QUOTE=MadAssManiac;1945308]Guys,

Just one question, if I am ready to shell out 4000-5000 baht which is the best place to go for the best looking girls?

Posiedon? Emmanuelle?

Any help and any directions will be helpful.

My PM is on if there is anything specific you wud like to share.

Tx.

Madass.[/QUOTE]Emmanuelle has gone downhill in my view (far less girls and too many horrid noses). Poseidon was never a big favorite of mine (I preferred nearby Copa Cabana). I would suggest try the Lord and Amsterdam. I am sure Google Maps can help find them.

La Belle is also popular, but not the happiest hunting ground for my taste.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1945388] I am sure Google Maps can help find them.[/QUOTE]I recall a great monger who created a great google map with all the MP and Oilies. LOL.

Hi guys,

I have just arrived in Bangkok today, the Dynasty Grande is my Home base for the next few days. After walking around the Nana area for a while I decided to go to Bamboo Massage to see Cheer, due to some good reports on this Forum. I arrived at the massage parlor at 11 pm, somewhat late for this type of establishment. Cheer wasn't available, she is sick and won't be at the parlor for some time. So I took a look at the other girls and saw a nice girl in a black mini-dress. She said her name is "Za", although I am not absolutely sure I understood her correctly. She said she is 26 yrs old, from Isaan. A slim girl, not skinny but also not in any ways chubby. Mid sized tits, a bit saggy, but I don't care that much about tits anyway (strange, I know). When I asked about A+ she smiled an said "no problem". My kind of Girl. So we went to the room where she started a nice body massage. I'm usually not so much into the Massage part and like to change to the real action quickly but she really took the massage seriously so it was a surprisingly nice experience. She was rally jumping up and down at times, massaging my back with her nice little ass cheeks. She then seamlessly went on to give me a nice, very sensual BBBJ. Afterwards she took a condom and put my best part briefly into her pussy before the A+ action started. I pounded her ass for nearly half an hour in different positions, doggy, cowgirl and others. When I finally fired my shot we had plenty of time left. So the started massaging me again and, after a few minutes, asked me if I want a second shot. I didn't ask her because I thought I stressed her little hole enough already, but she didn't seem to think so, so we started a second round. After I finished my second time, she still didn't want to let me go and continued her massage until my time was over. It was well after midnight when I left the place with a big grin on my face. 3 k Baht including tip seems a very fair price for all the action.

So after all, a great first evening in Bangkok, only my plan to go hunting for a FL later was spoiled due to excessive exhaustion.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1945387]I can get something to eat for 30 Baht to 100 Baht, and assist my weight control. I can even cook a great meal myself (for non Thai food). I prefer to save it for a fuck but then I don't have the service requirements (look for GFE).

I certainly cut back on eating out and drinking out, more than I cut back on fucks.[/QUOTE]I love my 30-100 Baht meals, but I am a foodie and enjoy great food and drink as much as I do sex, so going out and spending a bit more is something I like to do. BKK has some really great food these days. I would have no problem paying top dollar if I was getting top looks and top service. I really don't see either these days.

[QUOTE=Ventolin42;1945430]She said her name is "Za", although I am not absolutely sure I understood her correctly. She said she is 26 yrs old, from Isaan. A slim girl, not skinny but also not in any ways chubby.[/QUOTE]Z sound does not exist in Thai language, however "Sa" or "Saa" (sounds like "sar") is a very common Thai girl's nickname. So I guess that should be it.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1945515]I love my 30-100 Baht meals, but I am a foodie and enjoy great food and drink as much as I do sex, so going out and spending a bit more is something I like to do. BKK has some really great food these days. I would have no problem paying top dollar if I was getting top looks and top service. I really don't see either these days.[/QUOTE]Yes it is getting tougher to find the beauties. My favorite Oily beauties, Gaew, Bai Fern, and Angie are all gone well over 2 years, and only Bai Fern was really top GFE. The later two lasted very limited time. Best girl I can find in an oily these days is no more than 7. 5 standard for face and an 8 for body, without even considering the performance. Very difficult to find stunners to my spec in the Soapies. The Lord girls were not exactly dazzling me either. Probably have to keep trying it to hit the right girl.

Stunning girls just end up getting better offers. The stagnant price of sex in the PSE shops is not helping in my view. Girls maybe switching to online but can be risky and time wasting, unless they use online with their regular special customers. Surgeries and junk food are wrecking the market for me too. At least girls smoking has reduced.

I would love to be a foodie, but must stay in some control, and feed the good gut microbes with exciting stuff like Celery, Leeks, etc. LOL. I don't even eat rice, despite GF having a rice farm. I just call it the Mosquito breeding area. Fortunately there are some very healthy Thai food selections with high vegetable content. The benefit of big weight loss is better sex energy.

Copa had some decent reviews online.

On another note. Are there any really good outcall service places also there?

Model like women kinds. Something there in singapore.

Madass.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1945388]Emmanuelle has gone downhill in my view (far less girls and too many horrid noses). Poseidon was never a big favorite of mine (I preferred nearby Copa Cabana). I would suggest try the Lord and Amsterdam. I am sure Google Maps can help find them.

La Belle is also popular, but not the happiest hunting ground for my taste.[/QUOTE]

Hi guys,

Due to several good reports on this Forum I went to Orchid Massage today to see Tan. I arrived five minutes past two (their opening time) and she was already busy. So I waited two hours until I returned and she was available. Boy, is she a petite girl, 40 kg at most. Tits were small as expected, but with really huge nipples (looked funny). Body is great, if you like petite girls, although she is probably around 30. So we went to the room where I asked her for A+. Didn't think she would agree because she is so small. At first she took a look at my best part and answered "me small, you big". So I offered her a tip of 500 baht, she smiled and asked for 700, which I agreed to. After an un-memorable massage she wanted to put a condom on for BJ. I asked her for BBBJ and she agreed, at least for a short while, but changed to the main action quickly. I had difficulties to get into her butt at first because of her size, but a half flask of lube later everything was going along well. She did not start in the usual cowgirl position but wanted me to do her doggie style first. Well, your wish is my command. After I fired my first shot I asked her for a second one, and she agreed. The second BJ was a bit longer than the first, after that she put my dick in her pussy and rode me quite energetically to completion. All in all a memorable fuck, but mainly because of her petite body, less so because of the action.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1945515]I love my 30-100 Baht meals, but I am a foodie and enjoy great food and drink as much as I do sex, so going out and spending a bit more is something I like to do. BKK has some really great food these days...[/QUOTE]I am a foodie too. Since you live there, can you please share some of your favorite places to eat there? Thanks.

Did a quick in and out of BKK two weeks ago. Effectively, I was free late afternoon on the 19th after a crazy 14 HR marathon of stuff. Unfortunately, it was raining cats and dogs but managed to get to Bamboo whereupon I finally hooked up with Cheer!

Does not look much like her pictures on the site but still very attractive. Booked her for two hours in the "VIP" room and we had a great time. It was more like a dirty GFE experience than PSE but am not complaining. We probably could have kept up what we were doing for much longer so maybe next time book her for overnight.

Next day, more miserable weather and I went in the early afternoon to visit first 101 Premier. Must have been the lunchtime crowd because most of their catalog was booked so I headed out the door. While out in their little alleyway or street, almost directly opposite, there was a gorgeous lady outside what seems to be a small KTV place. Wow.

Anyways, headed on over to Orient massage to see Tan / Tana who has had good reviews as evidenced by the most recent one just before this post! She was available in the little crowd outside and I booked her for two hours. It was not good at all. I was thinking, did I get the right girl? Seeing an earlier poster talk about those nipples means that I did get the same girl but she wasted at least an hour and a half with massage. I tend to let the girl do their thing but this got way out of hand. We also had a slight misunderstanding at one point (about an hour into the session) which almost made me stop and leave. Definitely a case of YMMV with me and her.

WIR? Maybe to see the others but...

[QUOTE=Danibbler;1945955]Does not look much like her pictures on the site but still very attractive. Booked her for two hours in the "VIP" room and we had a great time. It was more like a dirty GFE experience than PSE but am not complaining. We probably could have kept up what we were doing for much longer so maybe next time book her for overnight.[/QUOTE]It's a pity they have to cheat so much with the pics. I have been into Bamboo maybe three or four times, but never managed to find anyone interesting (read slim and pretty). Similar could be said for several other shops I guess.

Cheer always seems to get good reviews. I tried her once long a go at a different shop, Mango I believe. She was fine for performance but we seemed to just lack a spark, which may be due to her figure being rather so so (average) at the time. Hard to remember all details now. Level of chemistry matters a lot, I guess. Perhaps because I liked other Mango girls more like Cat (cute face), Yok (good GFE), Cherry (good body), and these days Fern (cutish face and body okay). I never ass fucked any of these girls as they never offered, and its not my special thing. Nothing wrong with a nice pussy.

I have seen a very cute girl sitting outside Orient but never found out the name and she never seemed to be available at the time I wanted a girl. Rest of the girls were rather ordinary. Orient website pics don't help much. No one looks that great even with pics highly shopped.

[QUOTE=Danibbler;1945955]Anyways, headed on over to Orient massage to see Tan / Tana who has had good reviews as evidenced by the most recent one just before this post! She was available in the little crowd outside and I booked her for two hours. It was not good at all. I was thinking, did I get the right girl? Seeing an earlier poster talk about those nipples means that I did get the same girl but she wasted at least an hour and a half with massage. I tend to let the girl do their thing but this got way out of hand. We also had a slight misunderstanding at one point (about an hour into the session) which almost made me stop and leave. Definitely a case of YMMV with me and her.[/QUOTE]Appreciate you honesty Danibbler; punting is a hit and miss hobby and the occasional stinker can be demoralizing. Don't loose faith just get back on the horse!

This is why I take reviews as general advice and try not to replicate other peoples experiences. Too many variables when human nature is involved, and I have found the higher the expectations the greater the chance for disappointment. Plus Bamboo is a GFE / PSE shop where Orient is a more traditional one pop shop, so different standard services were involved.

SL.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1944904]Candy was closed for a time and appears to have opened with a new owner. Twas a Japanese guy outside the other day beckoning me to come in. No longer a PSE place for sure. Too bad guys accept CBJs. If all customers were like you, then we would have fewer performance issues.[/QUOTE]So how about Candy (ex-owner, a star from Cherry)? Does she work somewhere?

[QUOTE=Danibbler;1945955]

Anyways, headed on over to Orient massage to see Tan / Tana who has had good reviews as evidenced by the most recent one just before this post! She was available in the little crowd outside and I booked her for two hours. It was not good at all. I was thinking, did I get the right girl? Seeing an earlier poster talk about those nipples means that I did get the same girl but she wasted at least an hour and a half with massage. I tend to let the girl do their thing but this got way out of hand. [/QUOTE]I think your criticism is unfair. Probably with you just lying there she was thinking to herself 'When is this guy going to put his dick in me?' I'm sure if after 5 minutes of massage you'd said 'Right! Enough of that, let's fuck!' she would have been more than happy to oblige.