Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Margaya;1533586]I have seen loads of regular bars but how about any equivalent of above mentioned bars in Pattaya? Where one dies not have to pay a bar fine, fls are desperate to make eye contact and one does not have to listen to ear splitting music?[/QUOTE]There used to be a Beer Garden type place on the beach side of Beach Road just at the entrance to Walking Street, behind a bunch of bars with girls you have to barfine. I think they also did Thai boxing behind those bars. To get there you would walk towards the water, with the bars on your left, until you reached the bar (also a restaurant). There used to be freelancers there. Check out if it's still there.

[QUOTE=FRHolmes;1533563]Youll be fine as long as you remember they are not your girlfriend![/QUOTE]You still got a thing for that Rainbow 4 superstar you barfined 19 times?

To clarify an earlier post. Even a pulse is apparently optional now in Bangkok. Saw it with my own eyes in Rainbow 3 (Nana 2nd floor) recently, with an older gentleman who rolled in one evening. And in a mere matter of minutes left with 2 hotties on a barfine. Very very strange.

[QUOTE=Western787;1533795]To clarify an earlier post. Even a pulse is apparently optional now in Bangkok. Saw it with my own eyes in Rainbow 3 (Nana 2nd floor) recently, with an older gentleman who rolled in one evening. And in a mere matter of minutes left with 2 hotties on a barfine. Very very strange.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of a joke: "Why did that old man leave with those two beauties? All he did was lick his forehead with his tongue".

[QUOTE=Markaic;1533453]You ought to be a comedy writer, funny stuff![/QUOTE]I do not have that level of talent, but kind of you to say that. In truth in Bangkok the material writes itself.

Example, I am outside of Nana hotel one night around midnight, and I see a middle age drunk Japanese guy being walked over from Nana Plaza (totally blitzed with 2 bouncers propping him up) bringing him to the hotel. To understand the precise look on his face one must reference the SLEEPER movie "Orgasmatron" scene with Woody Allen [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isrd7E5nzIQ[/url]

The last 10 seconds of that clip. That was the exact look the guy had

Minutes later they walk him from the hotel to a cab, as apparently he's not staying there.

My guess is that the guy must have had one hell of a time in the shortterm rooms in the Plaza

If you want to see talented comedy script writing, see a move called Euro Trip on DVD. The fact that those guys have not attempted a siimilar movie on Bangkok tells us (whle loaded with material) is not easily translated to the big screen.

The "Soccer Hooligan" (Manchester United fans i think) who show up at various times in the Euro Trip movie could actually be used again in a Bangkok comedy. Basically they would play pool, get drunk, and start fights over soccer matches they'd watch in the bars and rarely barfine girls- just be pissed off all the time.

Then you (and these are 90% based on real characters) a "young guy who claims he can't get laid in Bangkok' character, and then you have an over-sexed elderly gent who would be seen in the background being wheeled out by hotties while the young guy is complaining about not getting laid. Then there would be a cheap ass bargainer (German or Brit or Austrialian or someone) basically obsessed with low balling everybody, and arguing, and ends up killing the vibe on everything he does. Then a crazy Indian watch seller, a crazyy Indian Tut Tut driver who drives with India flags and 100 lights, and an 8 foot lady boy who like to scare people on Soi 5 at 4 AM when she pops out from behind the Ronald McDonald figure, then I'd have a Go Go Stunner who claims to not make much money, but who is so rich she's trading stocks online in her penthouse in between appointments and in her mailbox has about dozen letters a day with checks. Then an obese Go Go girl who never gets barfined, then the Farang so obsessed with herpes he can only do girls if their pussy is wrapped in cellophane, then the young German guy who offers food for sex, but also offers to marry girls if they cook for him, with such girls invariably immediately going to the market to prepare his elaborate German type dinner that very same night. There are really endless funny situations in Bangkok

[QUOTE=Jimmy Boy 99;1533765]There used to be a Beer Garden type place on the beach side of Beach Road just at the entrance to Walking Street, behind a bunch of bars with girls you have to barfine. I think they also did Thai boxing behind those bars. To get there you would walk towards the water, with the bars on your left, until you reached the bar (also a restaurant). There used to be freelancers there. Check out if it's still there.[/QUOTE]It is still there, but it is more of a restaurant than a fl pick-up joint. Having said that I did pick up one of my bestest friends from there. :)

Yes it's still there but no talent. Sad.

[QUOTE=Jimmy Boy 99;1533765]There used to be a Beer Garden type place on the beach side of Beach Road just at the entrance to Walking Street, behind a bunch of bars with girls you have to barfine. I think they also did Thai boxing behind those bars. To get there you would walk towards the water, with the bars on your left, until you reached the bar (also a restaurant). There used to be freelancers there. Check out if it's still there.[/QUOTE]

You are quite right about pimping culture. There is a fantastic opportunity for some enterprising person to start a day time freelancing bar. There seem to be none.

[QUOTE=El Flaco;1533743]Not many because in Pattaya, Thais are not stupid enough to renounce pimping where pimping is the norm. Few bar / disco exceptions on Walking Street, but if you don't want to barfine and meet truly desperate women, go to beach road.[/QUOTE]

Here is a brief account of my Pattaya visit Feb 2014.

Arrived at Suvarnabhoomi airport after having travelling for about 30 hours but still in good condition. However somehow it was not the smoothest landing. The flight was at time. Airport was merkedly less busy at 8 AM, al least 30% less. But immigration lines moved slowly and it still took me an hour to reach the baggage claim area where luckily the bags were circling on the belt. Decided to head to bell travel counter on first floor. There was chaotic scene there and the attendents were just too busy on the phones rather than attend clients. Was pissed off and decided to first buy the sim. Little problem- they are sold on 2nd floor and the way back to 2nd floor is not open although plice officers let you get in w / o any hassle. Made another silly mistakke of not buying the 299 card that comes with wifi as well, bought the 149 baht card with minutes only (115 baht talk time). Took about 10 mins to activate.

Went down to first floor, booked bus to Pattaya for 10 AM departure. Got assigned the seat next to washroom. Should have pre booken on web which is cheaper and allowes seat selection. On top of that seemed ot be slowest bus on the highway, doing steady 45 km / hour. Had to take out laptop to kill time although somehow it did arrive at Patat11. 45. 10 min ride to Hotel Sunshine.

Another bnig bummer. Despite having written to hotel several days in advance that I might arrive by 12, there was no room available. Won't be ready till 1. Comeon. 33 hopurs, no shave, no shower, no change of clothes. I was mighty pissed off. Had lunch, came back, got the room but bah! Now can't login to internet. Anyways that was my mistake of switching ID with username. Then was told they don't have in room iron, nor is one available at hotel! Thankfully les than perfect landing episode ends here. Slept at 3 PM, got up at 6 and went to beacjh road.

Had to walk to and fro for an hour at least before picking up first girl, Emm. A little plump, she sounded bubbly so agreed to her 600 baht and did the ded. She was in abit of hurry to score second catch and asked for condom in 5 minutes. Not the inspiration one needs to fly intercontinental. However she did respond very well to DATY and French kissing and overall it was OK. Went for a second round around 11 PM. The number of WGs is down dramattically by as much as 30. Very few customers even though plenty of johns and WGs. What is clearly and completely missing is the quality. I am very picky but I could find only 2 girls after having walked entire beach road at 11 PM! Just two, barely 4. 5 in my books. Spent another hour and decided to call it a day.

Next day did the shopping and other similar stuff. Picked up a nice looking chubby girl M in the evening. She was a great lay, very good kisser and we made love like crazy. Got her digits. Again went out in the night for stroll on beach road for more talent but this was not to be. Terrible evening. Only 50% WGs as compared to last year. Very poor quality. Not even one could fancy my eyes despite having walked the entire beach road three to four times. Ended up getting blisters. There was a big drop in # of girls between Monday and Tuesday and on Wed it was even less. Again hardly any quality WGs. Most ask for 600-700 baht now a days for ST, one even asked 1000. Picked a third girl Ning who looked very nice in clothes but didn't have a steller body underneath. Johny wasn't too excited but worth $15 LOL. However on last night I won the lottery. Same routine, walk, walk, walk on beach road. Saw this MILF so decided not to be too fussy and thought will get over with. She however turned out to be out of of this world in room. Nice one nipples on size 34c boobs. 38 years old, only 4 months in business, shy housewife. OMFG. Her BJ was out of of this world. Put her heart and soul into the deed like it should be. Was the fist outstanding session.

Bangkok report next.

[QUOTE=Margaya; 1534253]Here is a brief account of my Pattaya visit Feb 2014.

Arrived at Suvarnabhoomi airport after having travelling for about 30 hours but still in good condition. However somehow it was not the smoothest landing. The flight was at time. Airport was merkedly less busy at 8 AM, al least 30% less. But immigration lines moved slowly and it still took me an hour to reach the baggage claim area where luckily the bags were circling on the belt. [/quote]

There are two immigrations halls, separated by some travelator. Often one is less busy than the other, depending which side the most people comes from.

[QUOTE=El Flaco;1534337]There are two immigrations halls, separated by some travelator. Often one is less busy than the other, depending which side the most people comes from.[/QUOTE]And don't forget they have some video monitors, so you can check beforehand if the other hall is less busy.

I had said I would have reported when I had something. So here it is. Nothing out of the ordinary, just a good FL experience.

I wrote many times about the car on wall pub, but there is no harm in repeating. It is good for our purpose for the following reasons, convenient location, decently friendly staff, reasonable drink prices that are the same for everyone, opens early enough, mixed age perhaps a little toward the mature, and generally speaking the women there are not total nutcases. Negatives are that the music sucks, it closes early, and is not like is filled with stunners, but that's true all across the country.

Now for the guys that comes for few days only, it is difficult to recognize the resident ladies (that are IMHO, not worth much attention) from the occasional better one, but in general the rules are, the more motivated ladies come alone and come early. The ones doing quick ins and outs in assorted small groups are, most often, the ones less able to perform.

I will repeat again the rules of engagement when working FLs. First, be wary of strange looks. That includes the hardened, aggressive hooker, but also the one that doesn't not used make-up. You can surely approach any single lady you want and I recommend to alway start with a smile or a light touch and nod. If you are returned indifference or unfunny faces, that is the first indication that you should be moving on to the next immediately, do not take refusals personally, whatever the issue with an "unfriendly" woman is, you're just being spared hassle by not having to deal with it any further. In approaching a FL there are few things I personally recommend. Do not feel obligated to buy a drink, ever if asked. If you want to just talk business feel free to do so. If you are in the mood to dance or grab, do it. If you want to make or say silly jokes, same. It is your free partying time so make the most out of it. If a lady is in a groups and point to her friend but you like her better, just grab her and do not allow being manipulated ever! I know these things seem obvious, but I see guys behaving silly, and for that are taken for a ride by the girls. Again I stress, during the initial contact anything that hints at her being jaded, cold, weird, high, or anything negative, must get you moving. Another bad sign is being asked for a given amount of money immediatley, inviariably on the high side of range. You are the one expected to make your offer, consider that 1, 000 Bt for ST and a couple pops is definitely acceptable. 1,500 for LT is also still an offer that is not offensive. If you want to have multipe pops in ST be sure to mention that clearly, as well if you can't take covered BJs. If she declines or is not convincing in answer, my advice is to move on. Do not be put off by the frequent comment that she has been paid 3, 000 before, just smile, comment something in a friendly way and be firm on what you can honestly offer (not 3, 000 please).

Now the fact is, you can be groomed and dressed like a torero, do all the talent screening religiously, prayed Buddha or your favorite divinity extensively, and still face a good 50% of chances of being unsatisfiyed, ending with a woman that is OK about being paid for sex, but much less doing it. So before overpaying, consider that averaging the failure ratio, you're always paying twice to to a good provider!

All this being said, it was yesterday a little after midnight that I noticed a sexy woman in her 30s stand alone. Slim, not overdressed, beatiful long natural hair. Her face has some Isaan features, very sexy with a small nose that I like. She passed all the tests mentioned above, so off we went, we had a good time together, she wasn't never boring for things like insisting on preliminary showers, and then she had a very natural sex drive and a quiet, but never idiotic, attitude. I did not her say a single "no", and in the end to me, that never have unreasonable demands, that is what matters most. A couple rounds before sleeping, another good romp in the morning, then I drove her to Jomtien beach for a mini breakfast. Supposedly she was going back to Bangkok today, thing that I believe also because I didn't have seen her before. Gave 1, 500 as agreed and I hope she will be back for more.

Good Report.

I did not see good lookers at this bar with the Car hung on the wall during my multiple visits to Pattaya. Will try my luck this time in the coming week though.

[QUOTE=El Flaco; 1534506]I had said I would have reported when I had something. So here it is. Nothing out of the ordinary, just a good FL experience.

I wrote many times about the car on wall pub, but there is no harm in repeating. It is good for our purpose for the following reasons, convenient location, decently friendly staff, reasonable drink prices that are the same for everyone, opens early enough, mixed age perhaps a little toward the mature, and generally speaking the women there are not total nutcases. Negatives are that the music sucks, it closes early, and is not like is filled with stunners, but that's true all across the country.

Now for the guys that comes for few days only, it is difficult to recognize the resident ladies (that are IMHO, not worth much attention) from the occasional better one, but in general the rules are, the more motivated ladies come alone and come early. The ones doing quick ins and outs in assorted small groups are, most often, the ones less able to perform...[/QUOTE]

Hi,

Can you please tell best option for hot girl or LB massage, area and place.

[QUOTE=Sir Lancelot; 1529907]Hi gents,

I will soon be in Pattaya again and was wondering whether anyone can give me advice on any must visit gogo bars, either on Walking Street or LK Metro (I've already been recommended Sensations). I like pretty girls with good attitudes. A year ago I was particularly impressed with Airport, Beach Club, Happy, Heavens Above, What's Up and Baccara on WS, plus Office and Paradise on LK Metro. Any others?

I'd also be interested to know if there are any recommended massage parlours, other than Sabai Dee, Honey, Honey 2 and Dream Teen (Rasputin?).

I will post a diary after my trip.

Lance[/QUOTE]

Dammit flaco. You sure are willing to drive the asking prices UP