Hong Kong Club Reports

[QUOTE=Bob Mc Bobby]Are Hk and Adelitas the only clubs worth going to? I have my first TJ trip planned for November and after doning some research it seems like the other bars, including Chicago Club don't have much to offer compared to Hong Kong and Adelitas.[/quote]
Chicago doesn't pick up until after 10pm Thu-Sat. It doesn't really pick up during the week. But it might be worth checking out. It is just down the street from Adelita. The bars are in a very small area and so you might as well check them all out.

[quote]I guess while I'm on the topic of my trip, anyone know what the street scene will look like come November? Hopefully there isn't a shortage of girls due to the holidays.[/quote]
There are no Mexican holidays in November. The girls don't go home for Christmas until much closer to the day.

[quote]Also what is this fine ladies name? [url]http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/[/url]
The girl on the cover of the HK gallery. Any reviews on her? She seems to be very popular.[/quote]
Her name is Lizeth. I haven't been upstairs with her and she does seem popular. But the last few times at the club, I saw her and guys weren't pulling her off the little stage like they used to.

[quote]Also can't wait for proposition 19 to pass. Hopefully San Diego will sell maryj the same day it passes :)[/quote]
If prop 19 passes --,and it is still a big if -- it will take months for the counties and state to create the regulations. San Diego county will probably enact pretty strict rules compared to LA and SF and Oakland.

[QUOTE=Bob Mc Bobby]Are Hk and Adelitas the only clubs worth going to? I have my first TJ trip planned for November and after doning some research it seems like the other bars, including Chicago Club don't have much to offer compared to Hong Kong and Adelitas.

I guess while I'm on the topic of my trip, anyone know what the street scene will look like come November? Hopefully there isn't a shortage of girls due to the holidays.

Also what is this fine ladies name? [url]http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/[/url]
The girl on the cover of the HK gallery. Any reviews on her? She seems to be very popular.

Also can't wait for proposition 19 to pass. Hopefully San Diego will sell maryj the same day it passes :)

Thank you guys for the responses. I really appreciate it. Smuler recommended me to check out IGS.[/QUOTE]

If you're into hot, crowded sausage festivals, then HK and AB are, indeed, the only worthwhile bars. :D

The really interesting thing about TJ is the astouonding variety of girls. Everything from fat "housewife" types, to trophies, to cartoonish ones with enhanced T&A. Tall, short, light, dark, TJ's got 'em all.

That said, they're not all in the same place. You have to look around. That will require a bit of Spanish. You don't have to be a native speaker, but you'll need more than Si, and Gracias. :)

The best compromise between HK and AB is probably Chicago. Their biggest problem is that, for the last couple of years, it is completely dead until around 10pm. But it's a more relaxed atmosphere. They have some strippers, but it's not the racous atmosphere of HK. And it doesn't have the fuck factory atmosphere of AB. You will have to make the first move on 95% of the girls, which intimidates the snot out of some guys.

Plenty of other interesting places exist, too many to cover here. Don't limit yourself to just those two places and you'll have a far more interesting time.

[QUOTE=Bob Mc Bobby]Are Hk and Adelitas the only clubs worth going to? I have my first TJ trip planned for November and after doning some research it seems like the other bars, including Chicago Club don't have much to offer compared to Hong Kong and Adelitas.

I guess while I'm on the topic of my trip, anyone know what the street scene will look like come November? Hopefully there isn't a shortage of girls due to the holidays.

Also what is this fine ladies name? [url]http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/[/url]
The girl on the cover of the HK gallery. Any reviews on her? She seems to be very popular.

Also can't wait for proposition 19 to pass. Hopefully San Diego will sell maryj the same day it passes :)

Thank you guys for the responses. I really appreciate it. Smuler recommended me to check out IGS.[/QUOTE]

From my own experience I have had my best times with the street girls, find one you like and that likes you as well and your in for good GFE experience.

[QUOTE=Captain Solo]The HK girl in the pic is Alaska, one of the strippers. She has big tits and big ass, but she never smiles. [/QUOTE]

You get a big smile and a kiss when you give her a buck!

had a vacation in sandiego and visited tijuana every night. parked by jack and box and caught taxis, no problems. hk was fantastic! similar to american strip clubs, but for $1 propinas, can touch most everywhere. i really enjoyed the lesbian shows with shaving cream. here the girls will even let you finger them, or use dildos for the $! tip. the shows involved candles and dildos in both holes for many of the girls. three times during these shows they got a guy on stage, stripped him naked, covered him in shaving cream and attempted cbj and cfs, but in all cases the guys came up limp. they even tried to shove a dildo up one poor guys ass. the club was never that crowded even fri and sat. nights. they had quite a few lookers there every night. lots of girls to choose from all sizes and shapes. hooked up a couple times with a girl named sol who is really short about 4-10 and big man-mades but felt natural. she was fun upstairs and only paid 60 where lots of others wanted 80. had a couple others but can't remember names, only big tits! the club is kind of hot inside as others have reported. one night, a girl fell off the trapeze right in front of me. it knocked her out and a masero put her over his shoulder and carried her out. hope she's ok. anyway bring lots of $1's and have a great time there. i was quoted 60-100 for sex and the hotel is $15. most wanted 80.

[QUOTE=Husker Dude]Three times during these shows they got a guy on stage, stripped him naked, covered him in shaving cream and attempted CBJ and CFS, but in all cases the guys came up limp. [/QUOTE]

Too bad these guys don't read the warnings here on ISG; so funny!!!

First time poster here. Avid reader and I love these forums. Great job guys!

I have been heading down to Tijuana the past few weeks. Usually on Thursday during the days and I went one time on a Friday. I'm a married man who doesn't stray from his wife so I don't have any experience screwing chicks down there. Sometimes I wish I wasnt married. Haha. Anyways.

I usually start my day off getting some food. This will be a little side section here first on some awesome grub. First stop I went to was Wash Mobile Tortas. Its located off of Agua Caliente and Jalisco St. They have been there for almost 50 years if not longer. Awesome carne asada tortas. The best I have ever had. 2 tortas and a cup of Horcahta for $8. 00.

Second stop I went to Tacos El Poblano in La Mesa. Best carne asada tacos out there. 4 tacos and 2 tostadas along with a coke $7. 50. Its a drive from the border. About 20 minutes or so but well worth it.

Last stop for food was Tacos El Mazateno out near Tecnologico drive. They have a spicy shrimp taco(Enchilado Camaron). Pretty good. About 3 bucks each. This is pretty far too and I probably wouldn't come back even though the tacos were good.

Now onto the Hong Kong Report.

I always go down and park at the lot nearest to the trolley station. Its 6 bucks for between 1-8 hours. Kind of across the street from Jack in the Box. You exit the lot, take a right and you are on the freeway immediately. Love it and always park there. Walk across and grab a yellow cab. Always 5 bucks.

I always cash out at the bank before I go down there. Grab about 60-70 in ones and about 30 in 5s. Usually just sit at the stage and tip dollars and have a fantastic time. Always try to get Alfredo as my waiter. Super nice guy and is always looking out for you. Some of those waiters there are sharks and won't quit bugging you. Alfredo is chill and seems like a good dude. I always get water or cokes when I'm there. 3 bucks apiece and a dollar or 2 tip to Alfredo.

I finally got a privado yesterday from Emily. The older Asian looking girl with huge bolt ons and a gigantic ass. I told her I would get one from her later on a few weeks ago and she remembered so I agreed upon one. 20 bucks for a little over 2 songs. It was a good dance. Got to play with the goods and could have probably had a BJ in the booth but didn't have a condom and didn't really want one anyways. That ended and I went back down to sit on stage.

My 3 favorite girls there are.

America- Prettiest face there in my opinion. Awesome body and a great dancer. A little scar on her stomach but whatever. She's very beautiful and is always smiling. I saw her one time in the shaving cream show too which was cool. She's usually dancing on the bar right when you walk in.

Amiko- Thick girl from El Salvador. Huge fake tits but they arent rock hard and are super nice when you squeeze them. She's always sticking out her tongue and seems happy to dance. I always tip her a lot when I'm there. Anywhere between 10-15 bucks throughout the day.

Melissa- Best ass I think I have ever seen at a club. Speaks English pretty well too and has a real pretty face. Doesn't seem too slutty or dirty but that ass is mesmerizing.

I love the fact that the chicks bust out and dance on the little 2 seat booths with the pole in the middle. If you see a chick you like, just sit down and its like having a private one on one show with her right in front of you. That would be considered a 10-20 dollar table dance at most clubs in the US. Here for maybe 5 bucks spread out over 3 songs you get to grope and feel everything and its flat out awesome!

I love the Hong Kong Club and will hopefully continue to make it back often. The only ***** is the border crossing coming back. Yesterday it took about 1. 5 hours. It was the longest I have seen it and this was at about 1pm. Didn't get across until like 2:45. And the border agent was an ass too. Asked me what I was doing in Mexico. Told him getting some tacos. He then asked if I had anything to drink. I said no. He then asked me if I was sure. I said yeah I'm sure I had waters and cokes. Then he asks if I am bringing anything back. I tell him no. He then asks me if I have any prescription meds. I was like What the fu*k man? He then proceeds to make me empty out my pockets. I had keys, gum a pack of cigs and a lighter. He opens the pack of cigs and inspects it. He then asks me for the third time. Are you sure you didn't have anything to drink? Just a little? I was like no dude. I didn't have anything to drink. He then tells me to go on my way. What a pain in the ass. I am considering doing the Sentri pass. Its 122 bucks but its good for 5 years and there is never a line to get through. If you go a few times a year, its worth it I believe. And hopefully you won't have to go through the stupid questions from the CBP. They make you feel guilty even though you haven't done anything wrong. I always get nervous when I go through. Anyways. Besides the crossing coming back, Hong Kong is always a good time and there are tons of beautiful girls there! Good food, good girls. Viva La Mexico!

Stopped in San Ysidro to stock up on pesos, the rate was 12.67. While at the taco stand, I met some dude from LA and we ended up hanging out in HK for a few hours. He told me he was already at a few of the other bars, but he thought HK was the best thus far. We were sitting at the bar between the "tall pole of asses" and the front stage. Angela was dancing at the tall pole, then came over to say hello. Angela was the one I reported on a while ago, she is the one that slapped the shit eating grin off the non-tipping grouper. I always thought she was hot, and the LA dude took to liking her as well. She hung out with us for a bit, then back to the pole she went.

I pointed out Barbie (her real name is Alejandra) to him who was soaking up some beers with some guy while sitting next to the stage. Barbie is a tall blonde, with braces, and sometimes wears school girl glasses. She is also in at least one lesbian show daily; she does like women. I say this because of the experience I had with her last week, and I do blame the tequila guy (Moises) for me buying lady drinks like a drunken sailor. And soon I was out of pesos and my reserved cash (cop bribe money if needed). It all started when I was sitting at the bar and Barbie (clothes on) sat next to me and we chatted for a bit. The tequila was kicking in at full throttle, so I bought Barbie the first drink. Barbie is very personable and really a sweet woman. Her friend came in the bar, in street clothes, and she was really pretty, her name is Lucy. It was Barbie's turn to dance on the front stage and when she was finished dancing, she decided it was too hot for clothes, and just threw her outfit on the bar. The tequila guy came around a couple of times during this period and filled all three of us up. There is something about hanging on to a hot naked women and drinking that I just find appealing. As the girls chatted, Barbie kept touching Lucy's goodies, and would sometimes put her finger in my mouth so I could taste Lucy; she was tasty.

After about an hour, I realized I was close to being broke, so I used the ATM in HK for the first time. There is a ATM in the front entrance and another in a small room in the rear; the one in the rear has a small private room as well. It is located before you enter HK from the alley. The ATM does give a higher exchange rate, but between the surcharge and the IVA tax surcharge, I ended up paying almost $6 (less than one lady's drink) in fees. Headed back and had a couple more drinks with the girls.

Back to yesterday, the LA dude and I was watching when HK flooded the front stage with women. Even though Barbie was with someone, she went to the stage as well and was the only one to take off her top. Then all of the others left the stage, except her and a new skinny girl and they stripped together. It wasn't long before Barbie had the girl on her back and planted her face in the girl's crotch. Not planned, no shaving cream, no rehearsal, just Barbie after a couple of beers!

Angela came back over and started rubbing the LA dude with her ass. Once he bought the drink, I figured we would be busy for a bit, so I moved on to the back stage to watch the lesbian show that just started. There is so much that happens in this bar, it is hard to catch all the action. I sat in one of the booths near the ladies room and met a Mexican guy from San Diego that sat across from me. He also comes to HK quite a bit and we were chatting when the "sister duo" came over. I don't remember their names, but these girls are sharks and rarely will you see one without the other. The younger one is cuter, but the older one has a better body. The younger one is shyer, but the older one throws out the goodies. They were buddies of Maribel, when Maribel worked in HK, thus, they became my buddies. And they love beer. I bought them a beer a few months ago, and they ask me every time I see them for another, but I keep telling them next week for sure. Well thanks to the tequila guy again, I was back in the buying drink zone.

So when the beers came, the mini party started. It was just the SD dude and I, and then the LA dude returned from the room. He reported really good things about Angela. We pulled another half booth over and played with the sister duo for a bit; and they drank about as slow as you can with a cup of beer. The older sister has the goodies out for play time, but the younger one was hesitant. With some serious urging from us, she opened her top and popped a lovely pair out from her bra; we all applauded.

After the girls moved on, this new girl stopped by to say hello to the three of us and was quite playful and naughty; which I like. Her name is Maria and she was wearing all pink and was wearing a corset for a top. So my thought process was, 3 of us and 1 of her, let's get her a drink and see what she has to offer. No sooner than after the drink order, the corset was off and play time started. There was one point when she let me taste all the goodies; gotta love these girls! Yep, I stayed past my 8 hour parking ticket again.

Final thought: I once believed that having Hong Kong in my back yard was a blessing because I could worship on a regular basis, but I did not know how addictive this house of worship was and now I'm blinded by religion; at least it is a religion that will only hurt my wallet.

la guy chiming in here tomjackin. thanks for the drinks dude. had a great time at hk. it was the most rockin club. adelitas was just flat. chicas first words were let's go upstairs. i like to get a feel of a chica before the deed. a few of the girls have been there for quite a while. the girls at hk were flirting. when they would make there pass, they would all at least grind you a bit. not a one asked first off if i want to go upstairs. i didn't have any problem tipping these chicas. hk is great for just hangin out and having a good time.

there were a couple of girls draped in these yellow with black checkered stripped mini's that were tall and really hot. the chica that caught my attention though was angela. this chica has a pair of legs with a smokin ass to die for. the more i looked the more i liked. i had no choice but to take this chick upstairs. no surprises with cloths off. smokin hot body. great personality. made for a great session. i am definitly going to session with her next time i am down south.

thanks for all the intro's tijuana. made for alot of girls flashing there boobs. can't wait for my next trip.

Sentri card, a personal interview is required by the Sentri CPB Staff at the Otayya Mesa crossing and unlimited open ended questions about trips to Mexico prior to the issuance.

Sentri line is used by the coach bus and general. This can lead uo to 30 minutes wait in rare instances for Sentri members.

As far as limiting the border interview that varies with the CPB staff. Some are are more aware of the Sentri process and others care a less and follow the routine repetious questions.

You missed the CPB secondary inspection escort, which is held in front of the line by the tables close to the wall. A profile process is used by CPB.

Good for you. Viva Mexico!

[QUOTE=Hambone78]I love the Hong Kong Club and will hopefully continue to make it back often. The only ***** is the border crossing coming back. Yesterday it took about 1. 5 hours. It was the longest I have seen it and this was at about 1pm. Didn't get across until like 2:45. And the border agent was an ass too. Asked me what I was doing in Mexico. Told him getting some tacos. He then asked if I had anything to drink. I said no. He then asked me if I was sure. I said yeah I'm sure I had waters and cokes. Then he asks if I am bringing anything back. I tell him no. He then asks me if I have any prescription meds. I was like What the fu*k man? He then proceeds to make me empty out my pockets. I had keys, gum a pack of cigs and a lighter. He opens the pack of cigs and inspects it. He then asks me for the third time. Are you sure you didn't have anything to drink? Just a little? I was like no dude. I didn't have anything to drink. He then tells me to go on my way. What a pain in the ass. I am considering doing the Sentri pass. Its 122 bucks but its good for 5 years and there is never a line to get through. If you go a few times a year, its worth it I believe. And hopefully you won't have to go through the stupid questions from the CBP. They make you feel guilty even though you haven't done anything wrong. I always get nervous when I go through. Anyways. Besides the crossing coming back, Hong Kong is always a good time and there are tons of beautiful girls there! Good food, good girls. Viva La Mexico![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hambone78]I love the Hong Kong Club and will hopefully continue to make it back often. The only ***** is the border crossing coming back. Yesterday it took about 1. 5 hours. It was the longest I have seen it and this was at about 1pm. Didn't get across until like 2:45. And the border agent was an ass too. Asked me what I was doing in Mexico. Told him getting some tacos. He then asked if I had anything to drink. I said no. He then asked me if I was sure. I said yeah I'm sure I had waters and cokes. Then he asks if I am bringing anything back. I tell him no. He then asks me if I have any prescription meds. I was like What the fu*k man? He then proceeds to make me empty out my pockets. I had keys, gum a pack of cigs and a lighter. He opens the pack of cigs and inspects it. He then asks me for the third time. Are you sure you didn't have anything to drink? Just a little? I was like no dude. I didn't have anything to drink. He then tells me to go on my way. What a pain in the ass. I am considering doing the Sentri pass. Its 122 bucks but its good for 5 years and there is never a line to get through. If you go a few times a year, its worth it I believe. And hopefully you won't have to go through the stupid questions from the CBP. They make you feel guilty even though you haven't done anything wrong. I always get nervous when I go through. Anyways. Besides the crossing coming back, Hong Kong is always a good time and there are tons of beautiful girls there! Good food, good girls. Viva La Mexico![/QUOTE]As sound mentions, getting a SENTRI card is sort of a hassle. In addition to the fee, there's a background check and a personal interview you have to go through to get it. Even then, the agent still may ask you stupid questions and there may be a line at the wrong time.

If you're crossing during busy times, for $5 you can get a ride in one of the buses/coaches/shuttles/vans. Usually there's a guy walking along the fence asking if someone wants a ride --- some will go into SD and up to LA, or you just get out at the CBP door, and just not get back on the bus on the other side. Can turn a 90 minute line into 20 minutes.

None of the listed methods including SENTRI minimize some of the CBP questioning practice that generates "panic behaviour" in some cases for no real reason other than the events of the day. [b]No way to avoid other than not to cross the border.

One may have to deal with the personal anxiety without being toxicated and consider options to stay relaxed including relaxed breathing.

Exposure therapy effectiveness is questionable since some CBP staff are bent on using the harsh methods to generate a mix.

CBP staff has a tough task and well trained to conduct it but lack in daily supervisionary practice to maintain rich holistic balance. The warm feeling by CBP staff has long perished from the system.

Methods:

1) Sentri card background verification can be problematic in some cases. The deepth of questioning into personal life can raise a flag in some cases. This can be an all persoanal nature with no boundary and time limit interview with Sentri staff at Ottay Messa Center. At least 90 minutes in various stages.

After 1o pm Sentri is closed and one uses the general line, at times treated no different than the regular line when a bus loads of tourist or general are merged into Sentri line.

[b]Sentri not a free service, "Zero Tolerance and No excuses" program. [/b]

2) $ 5 options tend to including jumping to the front of the premilinary US border line. This option has the risk of being sent back by CBP staff in rush period.

The bus ride might be worth considering and is good option to save time. [b]Many bus providers, select with care. [/b]

3) Cross in the morning or late evening to avoid the rush.

4) Ottay Mesa border crossing. Out of the way and not convenient.

5) Allocate 90 minutes for foot crossing at San Ysidro.

6) Check the CBP website for current regulations and tips for crossing border.

7) Read the section on declaration.

Relaxed breathing methods and interview skill to address CBP staff are the best option. Unfortunately it can be the most expensive, time consuming technique with no assurance also. Minimizing CBP interaction might including fewer border crossing and staying extended period in Tijuana for some individuals.

[QUOTE=Super Gato]As sound mentions, getting a SENTRI card is sort of a hassle. In addition to the fee, there's a background check and a personal interview you have to go through to get it. Even then, the agent still may ask you stupid questions and there may be a line at the wrong time.

If you're crossing during busy times, for $5 you can get a ride in one of the buses/coaches/shuttles/vans. Usually there's a guy walking along the fence asking if someone wants a ride --- some will go into SD and up to LA, or you just get out at the CBP door, and just not get back on the bus on the other side. Can turn a 90 minute line into 20 minutes.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/WorldMongerer#p/u/0/Yo9bPi2jxlc[/url]

Can any of you ID this girl? I need to look for her!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/WorldMongerer#p/u/3/OK1pR2wAyQI[/url]

Also the fat ass blonde in this vid? They look good!

[QUOTE=Bob Mc Bobby][url]]

Also the fat ass blonde in this vid? They look good![/QUOTE]The blonde looks like Alaska; also pictures of her on the HK Web site. Not sure who the girl in the first video is.

[QUOTE=Bob Mc Bobby][url]http://www.youtube.com/user/WorldMongerer#p/u/0/Yo9bPi2jxlc[/url]

Can any of you ID this girl? I need to look for her![/QUOTE]My guess is that is Lizeth. I think she was the winner of that contest last year. It is the braces that look familiar. There's other pics of her on the HK website. If it is Lizeth she works afternoons.