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If you check the flights at this time, there is only one flight to Bogota. In my case from SFO to Bogota at 6am. Which I had to use next week.

The rest is an overnight stay over in Houston or Miami or maybe some other Fuck up city.

AA is starting a direct to a couple of cities in Brazil, Natal and one other.

No so good for us US$ or Euro mongers in Brazil.

You should read the [url]www.argentinaprivate.com[/url] about your money. Thread is Chit chat Politics and Stocks or something like that. Spanish is easy with spelling.

Sorry, Just lost my Google's spell checker. We all need it.

[QUOTE=Tom 33]I don't believe that American ever flew to CTG. They certainly have not done so in the last 6 years. They may have flown to BAQ.

There was some noise about American starting a MIA-CTG route, but it has not happened.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=World Travel 69]If you check the flights at this time, there is only one flight to Bogota. In my case from SFO to Bogota at 6am. Which I had to use next week.

The rest is an overnight stay over in Houston or Miami or maybe some other Fuck up city.

AA is starting a direct to a couple of cities in Brazil, Natal and one other.[/QUOTE]AA has 2 flights a day Miami to Bogota:

1045 am
515 pm

AA never has flown direct to CTG and they just pulled out of BAQ again.

Dogs, always wanted to commend on your Tony Lama Butch phrase...that is pure art, but the "big" guys that walk around in shorts with a blazoned logo tshirt look more out of place, especially in Poblado.

Hey Guys,

I'm arriving in MDE tomorrow night, staying at Hotel Florida. If anyone wants to visit let me know.

Also, can someone please help me - What's the best way to get from the airport to the hotel without getting robbed?

Thanks!

I hear you Marzon.

I see it in CTG also, but the hot and humid weather keeps some of the Del Rey crowd in MDE

Plus there's no Aussie Greg mansion in Laquito.

Would like to know if anyone would be around any of those 2 cities around that time?

Finally, after a 14 month absence, I am returning to MDE at the end of Jan. While I have maintained contact with a few amigas, there is always room for more....

I was wondering if anyone has had much luck meeting new potential conquests online or in chat rooms. If so, would you provide some direction.

Thanks

at the risk of being blasted by everyone and being called a lazy leech, i'm just going to come out and ask this.

are there any comprehensive reports/primers to p4p in colombia or specific cities in general? something like a condensed guide to the in's and out's of scoring in colombia.

i've seen them in the forums for some of the other prime destinations like brazil.

there's a wealth of info on here, but it could take ages to get up to speed, and i was curious if there's an easier way to get the lowdown without having to pore through the whole forum.

[QUOTE=AddictedToWomen]Weren't there some posts a while back suggesting that eating your own entrails was a easier option than flying Spirit? You might want to take a look at those.[/QUOTE]I'm flying on Spirit Air for the first time next weekend from Atlantic City to CTG via Fort Laurerdale. I guess I'm a little worried about the quality of this airline. Does anyone have any prior experiences (good or bad) I should be aware of?

I was lured by their ticket prices in comparison to flying Continental from EWR to BAQ via Miami, which was way more expensive during this time of the year. This is the first time I've seen an airline charge a different price for sitting by the isle or window instead of the center.

I've done the FLL. CTG rountrip on Spirit four times since they started flying the route in May and I wouldn't hesitate to fly them again.

While they're a little slow at the check-in with processing boarding passes, etc. , (especially in Cartagena), it really isn't all that bad for saving a couple hundred dollars. Or more

The plane they fly between FLL. CTG is fairly new and the flight crew has always had a pleasant disposition. I don't mind paying $3 if I want a bottle of water or a snack and I don't have a problem with them not accepting cash (only credit/debit card) when I do.

I also go ahead and pay a little more for an aisle seat in an exit row. Makes sense for me to pay a little extra to ensure that my wide-body doesn't get stuck in the middle between two husky mongers, LOL.

Enjoy your flight and have fun!

[QUOTE=Panman]I'm flying on Spirit Air for the first time next weekend from Atlantic City to CTG via Fort Laurerdale. I guess I'm a little worried about the quality of this airline. Does anyone have any prior experiences (good or bad) I should be aware of?

I was lured by their ticket prices in comparison to flying Continental from EWR to BAQ via Miami, which was way more expensive during this time of the year. This is the first time I've seen an airline charge a different price for sitting by the isle or window instead of the center.[/QUOTE]

Spirit is just like Air Trans, do yourself a favor and fly first class, its not that much more. For what we pay, it's great.

[QUOTE=Panman]I'm flying on Spirit Air for the first time next weekend from Atlantic City to CTG via Fort Laurerdale. I guess I'm a little worried about the quality of this airline. Does anyone have any prior experiences (good or bad) I should be aware of?

I was lured by their ticket prices in comparison to flying Continental from EWR to BAQ via Miami, which was way more expensive during this time of the year. This is the first time I've seen an airline charge a different price for sitting by the isle or window instead of the center. [/QUOTE]

[blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue]

I have only been there once and it was non-mongering at the time.

Can someone recommend a taxi or car service from the airport?

I remember it was a long trip to the city. thanks

I am writing this mostly for the purpose of entertainment, although there is some useful information to be gleaned. Pictures are minimal unfortunately as most have faces showing and I don’t want to reveal identities. The majority of the story is from Cartagena, although it continues into Santa Marta and Bogota forums for my final days. It’s rather long. So if you are up for it, make yourself a drink, sit back, relax and enjoy the story.

Cartagena

MONDAY

10:30 PM - On my second day in Cartagena after recuperating a bit from the heat and travel, I thought I would try out LDV as it had been recommended to me to be a good place to start. The taxi driver knew exactly where it was and there were a few women hanging around outside, who were happy to direct me to the door.

I went in and invited a woman named Dana from the south, who walked in at the same time, to join me for a drink. I was kind of deciding if I was even interested in her and after a while she initiated a negotiation. She said it was 200K for an hour or so and I said it was too much. She asked how much was good for me and I said maybe 100K. We hung out a while longer, danced some salsa, but it was soon apparent that it wasn’t going to go anywhere and I really didn’t know if I wanted it to.

11:30 PM - It was starting to get busy with about a 50-50 ratio of men to women. I was getting a bad vibe about the place, probably from my conversation with Dana. I asked the DJ for salsa and he offered to sell me a salsa CD and I’d had enough of people trying to sell me stuff for the day. I couldn’t really get a good view of the women there because it was kind of dark.

I went to the bar where I could see a bit better. I started chatting with one who seemed interested although the more I looked at her, the less interested I was. Then I started chatting with Yennifer, a 21-year old from Cali who looks kind of like Lisa Bonet. I think she’d get a 7 or 8 in most people’s books. I felt like there was good chemistry and offered her 100K to come back to my place and she smiled and said sure.

We talked a bit on the way back in the taxi.
‘Do you have a boyfriend?’
‘No’
‘It’s too bad I’m here only a week, or I’d be your boyfriend.’
‘You can be my boyfriend this week.’

And with that we started kissing. She was a wild woman who liked deep kissing. I was with her 3 or 4 times during the week and they all kind of blend together now, so I’ll just summarize here for those who like the details. She really liked being spanked…. hard. She kept asking for more the first time. I asked later if she was sure it didn’t bother her and she said she liked it really hard. The second time, I spanked her until my hand couldn’t take it anymore. She took it por atras after the first time and was really into using beads and a vibrator. I always slipped her 100K afterwards. I certainly could have had a freebie if I wanted. The only question would be if I had continued to get them. But I liked her and was happy to give her my money.

2:30 AM - After our first session, we walked from the place I was staying in the old town, to Elektra. I had a drink with Yennifer and scoped the place out a bit. It was pretty dark and the music was grating on me, so I decided to get some fresh air out front. I would definitely say hanging out front of Elektra around 3AM is the best piece of advice I could give anyone for several reasons. First you escape the music. Now I know this is subjective thing, but honestly, I really don’t understand how people can enjoy electronic music without having had a partial lobotomy first.

But even if that music is your cup of tea, there are other reasons. You get to watch the women arrive one by one (or by 2 or 3) in taxis from LDV and the light on that street is pretty bright so you can get a decent look at them, unlike inside. And you can buy some gum or cigarettes from the vendors outside and offer them as they come in.

A lot of women asked what I was doing out there and I told them I was there to greet them. They took my gum and laughed and kissed me and told me I should come inside. I was enjoying more watching them come in one by one, and I had already had my fun for the night. After a while, I got tired and headed back to get some sleep.

TUESDAY

I spent some time on the Bocagrande beach having the taxi take me to Hollywood beach. I just wanted to take a walk on the beach and check things out, but man you really get accosted. I didn’t want a chair, massage, bracelet, drugs, chicas, etc. I walked about a quarter mile and realized the woman who had offered me a massage when I arrived was right behind me.

A guy came up and started handing me crab.
‘It’s good. How much is it going to cost?’
‘5K.’
‘Ok. 5K. I’m not going to pay more so tell me when I’ve eaten 5K worth.’
‘OK.’

A couple minutes later he tells me I’ve eaten 55K worth of crab and his buddy has shown up claiming he’s security. I ignored him and told the other guy I’d made it clear I wanted no more than 5K worth of crab. I told him we should take a walk on the beach and ask all the other vendors what they thought of him ripping off tourists, so that nobody would come back. I finally agreed to give him 10K, since I didn’t have a 5K note. I have to admit the crab was pretty good.

A got a leg massage a bit later for 10K from 2 women both named Shirley. They’re pretty good at those. One thing I’m pretty sure of; if selling sex was legal and selling massages was illegal, then the prices would be basically reversed. Those massages feel good.

9 PM - I thought I’d check out some of the clubs in the old town, walking distance from where I was staying. I started with Queens Club, which I had passed the night before and was around the corner from where I lived. 10K to enter. Fine. I walked in the same time as a blond woman who could have passed for a gringa. I agreed to buy her a wine, which I quickly regretted as it was 15K and she had bad breath.

I sat down with her, but found the place really aggravating with loud electronic music and annoying flashing lights and a large video screen playing that program about the playboy mansion. There were maybe 10 women there. Most looked OK, but I really couldn’t tell with the lighting there. I asked blondie about prices there just out of curiosity. Rooms were 10 or 20K, chicas 300K. I dismissed myself after a few minutes as I couldn’t stand the place. Definitely a waste of 30K with my drink. It was the worst place I visited in Colombia.

9:30 PM - I walked around a bit looking for Tu Candela and Babar. Babar wasn’t open until Thursday and then somehow I got redirected to Isis. No cover so that was good. More electronic dance music, but the atmosphere was better than at Queens Club. I bought a beer for 8K. I started chatting with a woman at the bar from Santa Marta. She was a hottie. I was soon dancing with her and enjoying looking at her. She seemed to have no underwear and the jeans were kind of sliding down showing her crack. I could feel that the cialis I had taken the previous day was still working.

I was getting ready to ask her what she thought of coming back with me for 100K, when she told me prices were 270K for an hour and 500K for the night. I said I’d think about it and she was gone. Yennnifer told me later she used to work there and got fired for getting high in the club (She was getting stoned most of the time I was with her) She said the owners a gringo from Texas who owns Pleyclub as well. Apparently the guy does quite well. Prices are ridiculous though.

10:30 PM - I headed over to Bananas. A guy had given me a card earlier and said there were about 30 women there. I arrived and there were less than 10. What a surprise. Most of them would be below a 5, but there were a couple that were a 6 or 7. There was no cover and I liked the music and the beer was about 5K each, so I stuck around to drink and dance before heading over to Elektra.

There was this one woman sitting at the bar who probably should have been the poster child for not going into hooking. She was probably in her 30s or 40s but just looked beat down by life. She sat alone and had this scowl on her face the whole time, which just kind of said ‘Don’t ^%$^$^ with me’. The 2 better looking women said they were cousins although one looked like an Indian and the other like a gringa.

At one point early on I started asking about prices, mostly out of curiosity.
‘How much is it to go to a room here?’
‘They have rooms across the street.’
‘How much do you ask?’
‘How much would you want to pay for the night?’
‘Seven Hundred Thousand Pesos.’
‘Seven Hundred Thousand Pesos?’
‘Seven Hundred Thousand.’
(Pause) ‘OK.’
‘Come on, you know that’s ridiculous. How much do you ask?’
‘200K usually.’
‘It’s a lot.’
‘I stay a long time.’
‘Maybe later.’

I stuck around there for a while dancing. I liked the atmosphere, certainly a lot better than Queens or Isis. At one point I asked if she would be interested in having a 3some with her cousin. She went and consulted with her cousin at one point who was with a gringo. She came back and said she couldn’t do it. Fine, I was just curious. At the end I took her number and email and we said we’d get together at some point.

2 AM - I headed out of Bananas and started heading on my way over to Elektra. I met a street guitarist on the way over and started singing with him for a bit. I told him to come over to Elektra. We met a fairly ugly street walker on the way over and the guitarist was chatting with her a bit and then later told me she was asking him for 40K, and said he wished he could afford her. I was really surprised he didn’t ask me for the money. But he was a cool guy and we hung out in front of Elektra as the women started arriving from LDV.

When Yennifer arrived I took the guitar and started serenading her asking her if she would be going to the islands with me tomorrow. She said sure and off we went to my place for an evening of pleasure before a day in the islands. I gave the guitar man 10K as I left.


WEDNESDAY

I was amazed we got up on time to make the boat to the islands, but we did. My mistake was organizing the tour with the touts who hang around the dock. Better to go to the office, I think. It was kind of a rushed tour and it left an hour later than they said and there were a bunch of costs that weren’t mentioned earlier.

Yennifer was in constant need of weed so she had one of the tout’s friends make a run for her. He never made it back and she said she was going to have one of her police friends go after him, but she was more distraught at not having weed for the day. Luckily she found some when we were at the Playa Blanca.

We had some interesting conversations on the island. She was telling me she spends about over 4 million pesos a month (more or less $2000) on expenses. I wanted to tell her that she should save her money, that this couldn’t last forever for her. She was planning on spending 6 million pesos for a boob job, not to enlarge them, just to firm them up. I’m not really sure why. They seemed OK to me. She was telling me that probably 60 to 70 percent of the women at LDV are lesbians and it made it easier for them to do their work.

‘What about you? Have you ever been with a woman?’
‘I tried it once, but just with a friend for fun to do something crazy.’
‘But you’ll go with clients with more than one women.’
‘Yeah, but I don’t really touch the other woman.’
‘Do many clients ask for that?’
‘Not very often.’
‘That’s a big fantasy for a lot of men.’
‘Yeah, but they think it’s going to be like in the porno movies, but it’s really usually much more tame, like the 2 women just take turns with the guy.’
‘You took the words right out of my mouth.’

I don’t know if that translates literally in Spanish, but she laughed at it. She knew what I meant. I asked if she would go to bed with me and another woman or two … but like in the porno movies. She said OK, she’d do that for me. We started talking about who would be the possibilities at LDV.

She brought up a woman named Gia. Gia probably stands out more than any woman at LDV. How attractive you think she is would definitely depend on your tastes. She’s the least Latin looking woman there and has her hair done up in this really unusual style that looks like something out of Vogue Magazine. I knew who she was talking about right away when she described her.

Yennifer said Gia really had the hots for her and sometimes when Gia was on ecstasy or really drunk she would get really intense about grabbing Yennifer and be really jealous when she was talking to guys in the club. Yennifer said she was just too intense for her sometimes. Every time I would bring it up after that, she’d alternate between saying she’d be up for a 3some with Gia and then saying Gia just freaked her out too much. To me, it sounded like it would be fun, and I was curious to see how things would turn out.

Afterwards, we went and crashed at my place to recover from the previous night. We woke up around 3 in the morning. She went to Elektra and I opted for more sleep.


THURSDAY

Can’t really remember the day, but I thought I’d start the night out at Banana’s, for dancing and drinking. Selection was as poor as before, but I had a good time there. Around 10 or so, I headed to LDV. I decided to hang out near the entrance and started chatting with a woman who looked kind of Russian. She said a lot of people told her she looked Russian. We chatted a while and were having some good laughs.

Yennifer walked in and I gave her an earring she had left at my place. She headed into the crowd. I told the Russian looking woman that we were probably going to have an orgy tomorrow and if she wanted to come. She said she had never really done anything like that. I tried to talk her into it a bit and she seemed to be curious.

Gia walked in and I said something to her, but she just kind of walked by like she didn’t hear me. The Russian woman and I had some laughs about this. I told her Gia would probably be at the orgy, but I’d have to get her to acknowledge me first. After a bit I went over to Gia and told that we were having an orgy the next day and she would be the guest of honour. She seemed to not quite follow what I was saying but in the end agreed that it sounded pretty cool.

I found Yennifer and was telling her that the other two women were cool with the idea of a 4 way, but I was getting a bad vibe from her. I quickly just decided that she had lost interest and wanted to move on to other things. Fine, I thought, there are other places I want to try anyway. Usually nothing comes of these orgy conversations anyway. I headed out the door for Pleyclub in El Bosque.

11 PM - I guess I just hadn’t been to El Bosque before because I couldn’t find it on the map and it seemed like it might be a dicey area. But I arrived at Pleyclub and the area seemed alright. I was told this used to be called Pleyboy, before the actual Playboy threatened to sue. I think there was no cover, but the drinks were expensive.

I started chatting with a pretty woman I met at the door and came to sit down with me. I was soon told an hour or so with her would be 200K. I think her rum and coke was something like 20K, so I didn’t stick around long enough to get her another one. She did give me her number on a very romantic piece of heart-shaped paper. Unfortunately, I didn’t get a chance to call. The lighting in the place made it bit difficult to see, but the selection seemed pretty good, although not worth the prices.

12 AM - I asked a taxi driver if anything else was nearby. He had a discussion with another driver and they determined that Venus is now closed, but they knew of another one called Club Ligeros about 5 minutes away, so off we went. I entered and passed something like a stage with a pole on it with couches surrounding it. The women were all scantily clad. The only beer they had was Becks for 10K, so I had one.

A fat lady in regular clothes, who was obviously the manager, brought over a woman to sit with me, but she really wasn’t attractive and I kind of dismissed myself. Another woman sat next to me; Julia from Medellin. I found something about her really sexy. She was somewhat dark, very petite and had her hair drawn back like a ballerina. We drank and joked for a while. I think she was pretty lit as she spilled her rum and coke on me at one point. But I had fun talking to her.

At one point the conversation turned to orgies.
‘Would you be willing to have one with some of the women here?’
‘Maybe with some of them.’
I looked around. ‘How about her?’
‘That’s Diana. I’m friends with her, but I don’t think she’d go for something like that.’
Diana looked really innocent. She had a really cute girl next store face. It almost seemed out of place that she was in a bikini, but she looked good in it. I called her over and she sat next to me.
‘Is it alright if we corrupt you?’
‘What?’
‘We want to corrupt you. We’re thinking of the three of us trying some wild things. How does that sound?’
‘That sounds kind of fun.’

The rest of the night in the bar was fun, with Diana snuggling with me and Julia kissing me. Unfortunately Julia was giving me something ridiculous for prices like 200K each and 70K each for the house. I told them maybe we could meet outside at some point and both said they’d really like that. Julia didn’t have a cell, but Diana did and Julia had her give me the number, which she did very clandestinely. Julia seemed to be the one who wanted to negotiate. So I left thinking that was at the least a fun place that I’d like to go back to.


FRIDAY

During the day I took a trip to the mud volcano which was one of the strangest and coolest things I’ve ever done. I would definitely recommend it. Yennifer stopped over unannounced later in the day. I’ve picked up from these forums that this is a common habit of the women there. We brought up orgies again and she said it still sounded fun. I said I’d probably go to LDV that night, but later on I just decided I needed an early night. Man I wish my body could handle several consecutive wild nights like it used to. In my younger days, all I’d do is drink, certainly too much, due mostly to not getting laid.


SATURDAY

2 PM - I had been trying to call Diana from Club Ligeros, but there was never a response (again something very common). I was taking a taxi from the center to Castillo San Felipe and I asked the driver if he knew a club in El Bosque. I couldn’t remember the name at that point. He brought up Pleyclub, but I said that wasn’t it. He said he knew of another called Casa Rosario and said he could take me there if I wanted. I didn’t think that was the name, but I thought it would be better to look for the place in the day, so off we went to El Bosque.

So first we went to Casa Rosario. It was pretty full already at 2PM with a lot of women. Most were decent looking or better from a quick observation and the place was fully lit by daylight. But I wanted to find the place I had been before (Club Ligeros) so the driver consulted someone. Was it el Marino? (I’m not quite sure of the name he gave, but it was something like that). But I wasn’t sure, so off we went. We arrived and I could tell it wasn’t it. But I thought I’d pop my head in. There were only 2 women there. I think they were decent but it was at a bit of a distance.

The driver asked someone else. Was it Club International? I didn’t think so, but let’s try it. We pulled up and I realized that wasn’t it either. But I decided to take a gander inside anyway. I liked what I saw. I walked up to a really pretty looking woman who introduced herself as Adriana.

She had another good looking friend next to her who she introduced to me. I think her friend was kind of scowling but then smiled at me when I said hello. I thought ‘man, these 2 are hot. I want to come back here.’ But I wanted to do some things in the day and find Diana and Julia, so I told them I’d be back later. Driver talked to someone and said there was another place……..Club Ligeros. ‘Yes, that’s it.’ I told him.

So we got their and I was happy to finally find it. It was funny; there were about 10-15 women there and they literally cheered when I walked in, led by the fat manager lady. I didn’t want to really stick around, just to see if Diana would be answering her phone and find out if they’d be in that evening. Julia convinced me stick around long enough to buy her a drink. I headed out with plans to return in the evening.

The driver told me most of the places in El Bosque were about 150K per hour, which I figured could be cut to a shorter period for a lot cheaper. I found out later that club International was 120K for an hour. I was starting to think I should have been coming to this area earlier in the week. If you don’t mind probably being the only gringo, this is the area where you want to be. I know it was for me. Unfortunately I found it a week into my trip.

7 PM – I was having a drink at my place with the following plan; go back to the places in El Bosque, try to negotiate a shorter session, leave a decent propina, in the hopes that they’d want to meet up later after work hours. Then I’d go to LDV and see if Yennifer would join me and maybe bring a friend or two. It was an optimistic plan, but I figured I’d be having fun one way or another. Then Yennifer showed up at the apartment and told me she wasn’t going to LDV that night.

‘That’s fine. Let’s go to some clubs then. We can pick out some women to come with us for our fiesta.’
‘Where do you want to go?’
‘Club International and Club Ligeros.’
She kind of put her nose up. ‘I don’t really like that place.’
‘I was there today. There are some pretty women who seemed cool.’
‘You were there?’
I told her the story of getting sidetracked on my way to the castle. So she said she’d join me.
‘But the places won’t get going until later on.’
‘I was there today around 2 and they were full. I want to go soon.’
‘Alright, but I need to go change.’
So off she went, and I waited delaying the start of my evening longer than I wanted, but I figured it would be fun to have her come along.

9:30 PM - After Yennifer returned, we taxied on over to International Club. The place was a lot darker at night and there were fewer women in the place. They were playing electronic music and I asked if they’d play salsa, which they switched to for a couple songs. I saw Adrianna and had her come over to sit with Yennifer and me. I didn’t see Adrianna’s friend. Adrianna actually looked better in the daylight than in the dark. But I knew she was pretty from seeing her earlier.

We chatted a bit and I asked if there were rooms there. Yes, 120K for an hour. Would she come up with Yennifer and me? She said no because her girlfriend, the other woman I met earlier, would be really jealous. Yennifer explained to me earlier that there’s usually a jealous one in these types of relationships.

I asked Adrianna if she and her friend wanted to have an orgy with Yennifer and me the next day. She said yes, that would be fun, and she didn’t throw out a price, so I took that as a good sign. She gave me her number. Adrianna then headed off to speak with her girlfriend. In hindsight, I think I should have tried to negotiate a shorter time with her and her friend in one of the rooms right there, but 240K just seemed like a heavy starting price and I figured I’d just do better the next day having them come by.

Yennifer and I headed out after a drink. We passed Adrianna by the door and she gave me kiss and told me to call her. Her girlfriend was there too. She was scowling, but managed a smile and kiss when I said hello to her.

10:30 PM - Yennifer and I taxied on over to Club Ligeros. She said she didn’t like the last club (International), that it was dingy (which it kind of was), but she’d be cool with getting together with Adrianna and her friend. At Club Ligeros, we found Julia and went to have a seat outside. Diana wasn’t working at the time. New rules prohibit smoking inside. So we had a couple drinks outside. Julia and Yennifer got along well. They discussed the pros and cons of their jobs (Julia had less expenses and was able to save more money, Yennifer had more freedom). So I brought up the idea of an orgy. Julia said the next day would be good.

‘Diana and I will meet you. There won’t be an exit fee to pay tomorrow, but it will be 200K each.’
‘That’s really a lot.’
‘That’s the normal price.’
‘I’ll think about it.’
So we left it at that and I said I’d call the next day when we left.

11:30 PM - We headed over to a place in Getsemeni called ‘El Havana’. This isn’t a mongering place, but it’s cool. Live music most nights and most everything they play there is either Cuban or salsa. Good food too. We ate and listened to the music and enjoyed the atmosphere. Yennifer said she’d be happy to have our little fiesta the next day. We stayed about and hour or so and went outside to look for a taxi.

There were a lot of people outside and there was a woman who recognized Yennifer and came over and started getting in her face with sort of a ghetto rant. I couldn’t really follow what it was about, but I kind of picked up something about 5000 pesos and showing respect. I was trying to make light of the situation and singing and dancing around them. I pulled out my pepper spray and sort of motioned to ask Yennifer if I should spray the other woman. She laughed and shook me off (I wouldn’t have actually done this).

I then pulled out a string of anal beads that I had with me (I had been very optimistic about using these at one of the clubs in El Bosque). I dangled them between Yennifer and the other woman. Yennifer certainly knew what they were and the other woman seemed to as well, because she started laughing at them. That seemed to end the confrontation. Nothing like a set of anal beads to diffuse a tense situation.

1 AM - We headed over to Bananas. Yennifer was in agreement that the music there was good but the women were pretty poor. We hung out a while there drinking. Yennifer had someone make a weed run for her and smoked at the bar. I was thinking of asking the two cousins that worked at Bananas to come to the orgy as a backup but decided against it.

3 AM - We headed over to Elektra and had a drink there. Yennifer was looking at this guy and I asked if she liked him.
‘Yeah, he’s Italian and he’s really good looking, but I won’t go with him because he never pays anyone.’
‘He never pays anyone?’
‘No he always get freebies.’
‘Wow. Impressive.’
I told Yennifer I wanted to get some sleep and she did too, so she came with me.


SUNDAY

10 AM - My last full day in Cartagena; I told Yennifer I was going to go try calling the women from the clubs. I said I wasn’t going to pay 200K each though.
‘They’re not going to come if you don’t pay.’
‘I’ll talk them into it.’

I went to the phone booth and tried Adrianna from International Club. I could barely make out the number. I think she was drunk when she wrote it and it was in the dark. I tried it and got voicemail. I went to withdraw money. I called again and got voicemail again. I called Dianna from Club Ligeros who answered. She put Julia on the phone and we figured out a meeting place as this restaurant near the clock tower at 1pm. I said I’d buy them lunch. She said they’d be there. I went back and told Yennifer and she said fine.

12:30 PM - Yennnifer and I headed over to the restaurant and ordered some food. I was battling a hangover and my food was not going down well. I had ordered there before with better results. Julia and Diana showed up sometime after 1. Maybe it was the hangover, but the situation just didn’t feel right to me. I was looking at Julia and thinking ‘she just does not look good in the daylight’. Diana still looked really cute. I was ready to jump over the table to have her. Julia and Diana ordered food and then Yennifer said she had to go check something on the internet and dismissed herself.

Then I brought up the matter of money.
‘200K is just too much. I’ll pay 100K and give propinas if it’s really good.’
Julia: ‘That should be OK. But you’re going back on what you said.’
‘I didn’t agree to it. Look if it’s not OK, we don’t have to do this.’
‘No we want to.’

Good, that was settled. We chatted a bit longer, but as I sat there I felt the hangover was getting stronger and Julia was getting less attractive. After a bit, I just decided I wasn’t up for this. The energy just wasn’t there. I told them and they seemed disappointed, but said it was OK. Then I was wondering what happened to Yennifer as it had been about a half hour since she left.

‘Did you understand what she said? I thought she said she was coming back. Or were we supposed to go get her?’
‘She didn’t really say if she’d come back. She just said she was going to check the internet. She was really cool last night but, but she’s acting very strange today.’
‘Well, let’s go check the internet places and then go to my place. She’ll probably go there eventually.’
So we checked the internet places and she wasn’t there and then went to my place to wait.

At my place, I’m not sure why, but my hangover seemed to recede, my energy seemed to return, Julia wasn’t looking all that bad, and Diana was making my mouth water. After a bit, I asked them if they wanted me to do a strip tease for them. They said that would be great. And one thing led to another and soon we were going at it, although it was mostly Diana and I together with Julia kind of watching. I liked doing it doggy style with Diana on the couch and making eye contact with Julia with my eyes saying ‘This is sooooo good.’ I got out a vibrator and crèmes and used them on Diana. They were scared of the anal beads. But we were having fun.

Then after about an hour, Julia asked me:
‘Do you want me to go down on her?’
‘Yes!!!!’
And with that it got really fun. Like one of those good porno movies. Julia and I went down on Diana together. We rimmed her at the same time. She had the cutest little culito and we were both commenting on it.
‘Que bonito culito tiene Diana.’
‘Si, muy sabroso.’
Diana was just moaning.
I got out a video camera at one point, but they weren’t really cool with that.
Then Diana worked on Julia with a vibrator.
After a good 3 or 4 hours we were tired out and kind of winding down when there was a ring on the buzzer.
‘Yennifer must have finally made it.’
‘Don’t answer it.’
I ignored it, but it rang a couple more times, so I answered. Up came Yennifer. Kind of an awkward situation, but I didn’t really care. Julia and Diana scrambled to get their clothes on as she came in which was kind of silly.

‘Where did you go? We waited for you.’ I really wasn’t sure at that point if she might have come back to the restaurant right after she left. She gave me a non-sensical answer.
I said ‘You missed all our fun.’ I went to hug her and she pushed me away.
I said ‘You’re pissed off. You probably want to slap me now.’ I held up her hand by the wrist and said go ahead. Pow! She slapped me pretty good. I think she felt better after that.

We went in and all four of us hung out for a while. Yennifer had some weed (surprise) which she smoked with Diana. I said I wanted a picture of the 3 of them so I could remember my wonderful days in Cartagena. They obliged and then I had Julia take one of myself between Diana and Yennifer. I thought ‘Man, I wish I were staying here longer.’ Everybody seemed cool. Sorry I’m not putting photos of them up. I don’t want to compromise anyone’s identity. As they left, I slipped Julia 100K, which she asked for and Diana 150K, which she didn’t ask for.

Yennifer and I went out for dinner that evening after Diana and Julia left. We went to a place called Café del Mar, which is really nice. It’s up on one of the walls surrounding the old town and has good food and good wine. She told me she was sorry. She just decided when sitting at that restaurant earlier in the day that she wasn’t up for an orgy. I thought that was kind of funny because I decided the same thing shortly after. It just happened anyway.



SANTA MARTA

MONDAY TO WEDNESDAY (Second Week)

After a week in Cartagena I took a bus to Santa Marta and arrived in the afternoon with the intention of visiting Tayrona Park. I had no intention of further mongering. I checked into a hotel and found an agency at one of the other hotels that gave full day tours of the park for 140K. Seemed expensive to me. I headed to Taganga to see if they arranged boat tours there.

On the way I met a Swiss guy who was sailing his boat around the world. A bit of a pirate. He was really gregarious and over the top, but I kind of liked having him show me around a bit. In the end he talked me into hiring some cycles the next day to go into the park to a more obscure area.

Then he asked if I wanted to go to some strip clubs that night. Sure, why not? First he needed to go out to his boat. He had his wife from Africa waiting on the boat while he went out during the day. So we went out on the pier and he whistled for his wife to come get him. It was a bizarre set up. On the pier, there were several people around, including three women hanging out and smoking weed. We started talking with them, and they worked in one of the clubs right near the pier. I think it was el Crucero. It is right near the main street next to the beach around Carrera 12. They all seemed pretty good looking. A couple of them left and I chatted with the other one a while. She said sex was her hobby. I told her we’d have to try the club out.

The winds were strong and my Swiss pirate friend gave up on his wife paddling in to get him. We went to my hotel and I showered and then off we went. He took me to a club called Bananas, 3 or 4 blocks south of Plaza Bolivar on Carrera 2.

In I went with my pirate friend. My pirate friend was a big guy with a lot of tattoos and spoke very little Spanish, but had little reluctance about getting in confrontations about prices. He said he’d be my bodyguard for the evening, but I thought I might be safer without him, given all the attention he drew. The music in the club was decent, but I couldn’t see too well and I was rather tired and planning to call it an early night soon. A black woman came and sat down next to me. I think my pirate friend called her over.

Pirate: ‘Ask her if we can both have her at once?’
Me: ‘My friend wants to know if we can both have you at once.’
She gave a sly smile. ‘Sure. That’s fine.’
Me: ‘Ok, good to know. How much is it here anyway?’
Chica: ‘An hour is 150K.’
Me: ‘How about a half hour?’
(She thought about it): ‘100K.’
Pirate: ‘What does she say?’
Me: ‘She said Ok, but I don’t think I’d be up for that, even on a good night.’

Threesomes involving another male don’t interest me and I think even if they did this pirate guy would be too over the top. I saw another woman I liked and sort of tried to ignore the woman sitting next to me. I watched the other woman walking around it a short blue halter top and mini dress. My pirate friend noticed and called her over to sit next to me and had the black woman sit next to him.

This was Rosa. Very sexy and cute and liked to laugh a lot. I was thinking ‘Damn, I like her, but I just don’t think I’m up for this tonight.’ The Colombian beer in a can was not going down well. Then we danced a together and I was feeling a bit better.

We sat back down and I asked about prices. I can’t remember exactly, but she told me something similar to the other woman. She also told me prices in dollars.

‘I don’t have dollars.’
‘Pesos is fine.’
‘There are rooms here?’
‘Yeah, right next door.’
‘They don’t cost extra?’
‘No.’
‘How much is the salida for you to leave?’
‘Let me go check.’
She went to ask and came back and told me she had to pay the bar 50K to leave.
‘If I pay it, will you come back with me?’
She kind of balked.
‘Do we have to have a price? Can I just give you something after?’
She thought a few seconds. ‘I prefer a price.’
‘Is 80K good?’
’80 K?’
‘Plus the 50 for the salida. 130K total.’
‘OK.’

And off we went to my hotel. I basically spent the next 36 hours with her, mostly f***ing and hugging and sleeping in each other’s arms. She was really sweet and we had a lot of fun together. The next morning the pirate came knocking at my door to head to the park and I asked her to come along. She did and I was grateful she did, because I think I would have been bored senseless otherwise.

There were 5 of us and we rented bikes to go to a really hidden part of the park, which was kind of cool, but we stayed in the same spot for several hours and had a picnic. I was mostly laying around with Rosa the whole time in our own space. At one point she was taking nude pictures of me and we were laughing about it. I hope she doesn’t put them up on the web site where putas compare notes on customers! I was wearing shades so I’m not too worried. I actually fell asleep lying in her arms on a large rock. I don’t think I’ve ever been so comfortable in my life lying on a rock.

After we left the park and went back to Santa Marta, we split up so she could go back to her place and change, before I got her to go out and eat. The pirate gave me a hard time:
‘You’re not in love, are you?’
‘Damn right I am! Falling in love with a puta is one of the great joys of life.’
‘I guess so.’

We went out to dinner around 7pm and had some nice conversation. Then we got a small bottle of rum and some coke (the drink, although she had her own powder) and headed back to the hotel. We were in room between 9pm and 11am. Very peaceful, fulfilling sex and deep dream filled sleep. She came with me to the airport the next day and I slipped her 60 US dollars as I left.



SATURDAY (Second Week)

Bogota

I was staying with people in Bogota who definitely wouldn’t approve of my extracurricular activities, so I wasn’t planning on doing any there, as I figured I’d had enough fun already. But my last night in Colombia, my host had something to do and suggested I hit Calle 93. Instead I got out Tung’s Chapinero map and tried it out.

9 PM - I started out on Caracas near Calle 73, a bit north of where the map starts. I went into Clapton Bar. It was upstairs and I ordered a beer. There were a few women here, not any good ones. I asked how many women worked there and they said 6. I headed out before asking about prices.

I headed down the street to Kukylandia. No entry. I kind of liked the setup. Good lighting, decent music and a big stage in the middle. Only a couple women, but they told me they come in around 10. I said I’d be back.

9:30 PM - I followed the map and went to Calle 72 to Chicas 2000. Closed at 9. I crossed the street to Chicas Milenio. I went in and it was kind of like a big waiting room with a bunch of couches. A woman sat with me on one of the couches. She was pretty good looking. Maybe a 7. I wanted to just feel things out. I was feeling kind of stingy. I shared my drink with her. I think she said it was 20K or 30K to go to a room.

‘Have you ever been with another woman?’
‘Yes, sometimes I do that if I’m paid.’
‘Do you ever do it for fun.’
She started laughing. ‘Yeah, sometimes I do it just for fun.’
She had a friend there she did it with sometimes and brought her out. I’d rather she hadn’t. The friend was not attractive. I said I just wanted her alone. I asked if photos were OK. She said for 50K. I said I’d come back.

I followed Tung’s map further south down Mariscal Sucre. It was kind of drizzly out. I’m not sure how the neighbourhood is. A couple other people walking alone made an effort to steer clear of me.

I got to the block between Calle 66 and 66A which Tung has Clubs 9 through 12 listed, all as Las Divas de Javier. They’re really obvious with bright lights unlike the other ones I was at earlier. I tried number 11. The guy at the door said no women were there and to try across the street. I tried club number 9. I was sat down and they had the women come one by one to say hello. The light wasn’t very good, but I’m sure that was the nastiest collection of women I’ve ever seen. I headed out quickly.

I walked in next door to club number 10 on the list. I went to a somewhat dark room and had the women lined up and introduced themselves. The lady in charge was this kind of biker chick with a bandana. I spotted a room across the hall with bright light. I asked if I could go there and get the hellos again. No problem.

The women weren’t attractive but they were a lot better than the place next door. I said I’d have a drink with one. She was kind of cute except for a bit of a large mole above her lip. I ordered a whiskey for her and a coke for me. We chatted a while; I think she said an hour was 35K. I decided against it and headed out to the disappointment of everyone.

I headed across the street to Club 12 on the list. You go up the stairs and a blond woman greeted me. She looked pretty good. I went to a darker waiting room and the women were brought in on a 1 by 1 basis. I didn’t like any of them. I told the woman in charge I’d buy her a drink. She said she wasn’t working. Great, the only pretty one and she’s the manager or something like that.

I had a drink and talked with another guy there who appeared to be doing nothing. I asked him about clubs and showed him Tung’s map. He said there were a bunch of clubs north of Calle 76 on Mariscal Sucre. Those aren’t even on the map. They’d have to wait for another trip as I had to be back by midnight. I took off and headed back north.

I headed for Kukylandia again. On my way back I passed this big white building with neon lights. I can’t remember the name now. I was curious what it was. Could Tung have missed this? No way. It was too obvious to miss. I thought I’d just poke my head in. The bouncer told me I couldn’t go in.

‘What? Why not.’
‘Women only.’
‘Women only?’
‘It’s a gay bar.’
‘Ahhh. OK. Never mind.’
I decide to stick to Tung’s map.

10:15PM - I arrived back at Kukylandia again. I wasn’t disappointed. The women had arrived now and from what I saw most were decent. Definitely better than anywhere else I had been that evening. I spotted one at the bar. She looked really good from the side. I caught her attention and waved her over. She looked even better close up. Angelica 27, from the coast. This woman was really hot and seemed younger than 27. Beautiful face, nice smile, great body. We chatted a bit. There were rooms there: 80K for an hour, 40K for 20 minutes.

‘How about a half hour?’
‘60K’.
‘Can you give me a discount for an hour?’
‘No.’
‘Please.’
She went to check with the guy at the bar. She came back and said 70K. OK. It wouldn’t have mattered to me if she said no.

What can I say about the hour? It was great. I put the faceless pictures in the photo gallery (post 1929). She was almost flawless other than a small caesarean section and she was very sweet. I was a great last session for Colombia, but I was really regretting not being able to bring her back for the night and not being able to come back the next day as I was leaving. Just a taste………

She told me it was the beginning of a nice friendship. Oh, the pain of going back home! I gave her 20K when we left the room and then bought her another drink and then gave her another 10K. I was no longer feeling stingy at all. I kept telling her she should be a model in complete sincerity.

And thus ended my first voyage to Colombia. As I was waiting in line in the airport in Miami on the way back home, I was behind a gringo couple. The women was pretty hot. They were arguing quietly about something having to do with going out on her birthday and when they got to security she gave a big fake smile. I just wanted to say to the guy ‘Man, that is soooo not worth it.’ Poor guy.

Hopefully it won’t be too long until my next voyage. Hope you’ve enjoyed the story.

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