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Hi,

After reading to excellent reviews of the 70A Berwick street, I went there a few months back but found the place closed, as Iwas in the area yesterday I thought I will go again, and it was still closed. I kept standing in front of the door ringing the bell but nobody came. The whole building was also dark. Any ideas, if the place has closed, the first time I went was 2-3 months ago.

Best Regards,

Al

Assam, perhaps you were there too early. 70A doesn't do mornings and things have been known to get under way as late as twoPM.

Haven't been for a couple of weeks... high time... but it looks as if Merlin is about to tell us more...

There is very little going on the mornings at the walk ups. I remember my first trip to Blore Ct Les Girls and I did the knock and wait thing. It was like 10:00AM. No answer.

I went around the corner on Peter St. and looked around, tried a couple of open doors and didn't like what I saw. (What is good about Soho, if you don't like what you see, you can just turn around and leave, no arguments.)

I was heading back toward Picadilly when I espied this little blue eyed French cutie walking toward Peter St. I asked her if she was going to "work." She said yes she was and she showed me to her door. We went in and I had a damn nice time for 20 quid. No maid yet so no tip for her.

If I am very lucky, I'll find this babe gain.

Don't think much is open before 11 am though they should all be open by noon - this includes 70A Berwick St. Occasionally a bit later because of the lady's transport difficulties - many don't live in London - but not intentionally.

There's another Chinese medicine establishment called San Ling - I'm not sure whether there are any associations with the Baker Street place - in New Oxford Street situated a stone's throw from the British Museum and between Tottenham Court Road and Holborn Tube stations. Same setup with massage cubicles in the basement. The masseuse was in her 30s and reasonably attractive with an educated air about her though her English was hard to understand.

I booked 30 minutes and she spent the first 25 working on my neck and shoulders and only went quickly down the arms, legs and buttocks in the last 5. It was a very professional massage but then she announced she was finished without even going near any of the erogenous parts. I had by then given up on any hope of a happy ending and reconciled myself to going over the nearby Soho. Interestingly I was fully naked for the first half before she threw a towel around my middle only to move it to work on my buttocks.

I pointed out that she hadn't done the front to which she replied that she will need another 15 minutes. I agreed to pay the extra.

I rolled over and she threw the towel around my middle again and started work on my legs, arms and torso in that order. With 5 minutes to go, I caught her staring at the clock. Not wanting to miss out, I pointed to my groin and asked "massage here?" She looked really really affronted so I apologised and lay back feeling slightly embarrassed. She then smiled and said "you mean special service" giving me a look which I interpreted as "why didn't you say so earlier" to which I asked "how much?" She relied "However much you want to give."

She removed the towel but continued massaging the non erogenous areas for a minute or so before grasping my shaft which became very erect in her hand very quickly and then pumped away slowly. I tried to touch her intimately but she recoiled so I put my hand down. It was a surprise that she grabbed hold of it with one hand and held onto it while pumping me with the other. She was smiling at me as she did so though I detected more than a hint of self conciousness. After a couple of minutes I came - don't know what she did when I started spurting but it certainly felt good. She continued until the last of the spasms subsided and cleaned me up aftewards before continuing with the massage for a couple of minutes until my time was up.

The total cost? £35 for the massage and I gave a £20 tip.

I am pretty sure they're must be prostitution in these area's. No one could give me a tip where to find them?

Any advice for a visitor to the UK who'll be staying in Kensington (near Kensington Gardens and the Kensington High St. tube stop) about a place that's easy to get to, and safe? And welcoming to a foreigner (an American).

Are there many men from the states at the parties like Sacred Rose and Lady Marmalade I've read so much about here? What age men are typically at these parties? Would a 30-something be out of place?

Thanks,

Sam

I just wanted to let you know a very bad experience in a place called "illusions" on 22 Great Windmill Street in London (Shoho).

I walked through Great Windmill Street when nice looking darked coloured girl invited me in. She was indeed nice looking except for her two gold theeth... Entrance fee just 5 pounds. I agreed and followed her in. I sat down when the "manager", a somewhat good looking dark woman, introduced herself and said she would send some of the girls over. She asked for another 40 pounds up front, which I agreed to and I gave it to her, even though I had not received the 5 pound change for the 10 pound note yet... Two of the girls introduced themselves (absolutely nothing special...!).

After chatting with the girl who let me in for a short while , the manager came over and presented me with a bill of 225 pounds. I felt really stupid that I had fallen for such an obvious trick widely publicised on the internet forums as well as (as I found later), in this very accurate Observer newspaper article from 2004 actually naming "illusions":[url]http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,2763,1158894,00.html[/url].

I refused to pay (and I had been smart enough to only take the 50 pounds with me) and they called the "security" guy and refused to let me go and threathend me with the police (!). I of course asked for the police to be called and stood in the middle of the room disrupting their operations. So they finally let me go but I still lost the 50 pounds.

I have reported this to the Police, and advise any-one with similar experiences to do the same. If this happens to you, REFUSE to pay! Insist that the police will be called. They will not risk touching you as any such complaints may put their "business" out of action. If they do shout out loud, they do not want to draw attentions to themselves.

[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]

[QUOTE=Lohn Johnson]I just wanted to let you know a very bad experience in a place called "illusions" on 22 Great Windmill Street in London (Shoho).

I walked through Great Windmill Street when nice looking darked coloured girl invited me in. She was indeed nice looking except for her two gold theeth... Entrance fee just 5 pounds. I agreed and followed her in. I sat down when the "manager", a somewhat good looking dark woman, introduced herself and said she would send some of the girls over. She asked for another 40 pounds up front, which I agreed to and I gave it to her, even though I had not received the 5 pound change for the 10 pound note yet... Two of the girls introduced themselves (absolutely nothing special...!).

After chatting with the girl who let me in for a short while , the manager came over and presented me with a bill of 225 pounds. I felt really stupid that I had fallen for such an obvious trick widely publicised on the internet forums as well as (as I found later), in this very accurate Observer newspaper article from 2004 actually naming "illusions":[url]http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,2763,1158894,00.html[/url].

I refused to pay (and I had been smart enough to only take the 50 pounds with me) and they called the "security" guy and refused to let me go and threathend me with the police (!). I of course asked for the police to be called and stood in the middle of the room disrupting their operations. So they finally let me go but I still lost the 50 pounds.

I have reported this to the Police, and advise any-one with similar experiences to do the same. If this happens to you, REFUSE to pay! Insist that the police will be called. They will not risk touching you as any such complaints may put their "business" out of action. If they do shout out loud, they do not want to draw attentions to themselves.

[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size][/QUOTE]I had a similar experience in Soho about an year back when they insisted that I have to pay 250 quids as hostage charges. Being my first time in Soho i was really scared with one of their bouncers threatening me and even though i was not carrying that kind of cash i walked in to a nearby ATM and paid them that money.

Now that i read about these scams in Soho it makes me feel really stupid, but i guess you learn from experiences.

Again, we need to stress to not go into any kinds clubs in Soho unless you read a few good reviews on it in here. The bobbies in Soho are on the take and these places are allowed to operate on a daily basis as long as the cops get their cut.

The next bad thing in Soho is never ever deal with anyone in the street for any reason. Street vendors are Ok for food but that is even risky due to poor food handling habits of some of these guys. Never eat anything sold by any street vendors in front of Buckinham Palace.

Read back on reports by Buster Cherry and myself about the time he and I busted the shit out of a couple of Soho club thugsters. We put those two guys in the hospital for a long time. They pulled the old high ended club bill routine and we talked them into letting us go to an ATM nearby. The rest is history. I went back there later on the next year and took off with the receptionist's purse with a few hundred pounds in it.

Again, scream loudly for the police. And go back later and catch the ***** in the street outside the door and get her with a cattle prod or a sturdy camera case loaded with no camera and just batteries.

Merlin Magician,
good on ya man for some pay back.

Guys here are two videos of these ripoff clubs. Stay safe

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpvqGMbn9Z8[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si9ENsMep_8[/url]

[QUOTE=Zouk Love]I am pretty sure they're must be prostitution in these area's. No one could give me a tip where to find them?[/QUOTE]The are opportunities all over London. Outside of central London the best way to find MPs is through local newspapers. A very good alternative is
[url]http://acemassage.net/london/[/url] which shows many providers across different areas of London - often with a map so you can see where they are in relation to the Underground / Railway. I have found that the pictures on this site are reliable. Guide price, outside of the centre woulb be around £70 for hals an hour "full service" - a bit more if BBBJ.

[QUOTE=SecretMan028]Any advice for a visitor to the UK who'll be staying in Kensington (near Kensington Gardens and the Kensington High St. tube stop) about a place that's easy to get to, and safe? And welcoming to a foreigner (an American).

Are there many men from the states at the parties like Sacred Rose and Lady Marmalade I've read so much about here? What age men are typically at these parties? Would a 30-something be out of place?

Thanks,

Sam[/QUOTE]


Went to a Lady Marmalade party this afternoon for the first time and what a time I had. Six beautiful ladies whose prime intent was to bring continuous pleasure to their guests. And they certainly weren't backward in coming forward. Good news for the shy retiring types as everyone gets dragged into the action so no one is out of things for too long.

Guest to lady ratios were low which meant maximum playtime with all the ladies and minimum downtime - I managed to try out all six within the first hour and had second and third helpings subsequently. At one stage, I had the undivided attention of four ladies to myself. I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Service standards were high with many of the ladies providing french kissing and owo.

The age of the punters ranged from 20 something to 60 something and a fair proportion were not caucasians. But whether black or white, tall or short, fat or slim, young or old, they all received the same high level of personal attention.

I paid £160 for three hours - two and four hour options were also available - which was an absolute bargain for the amount of action I saw. I came twice and could have come a third time had I paced things differently - not bad for someone whose 50 years of age.

Situated between Baker Street and Bond Street tubes, it's very easy to get to from Kensington or any other part of the London for that matter.

Well recommended.

[QUOTE=SecretMan028]Any advice for a visitor to the UK who'll be staying in Kensington (near Kensington Gardens and the Kensington High St. tube stop) about a place that's easy to get to, and safe? And welcoming to a foreigner (an American).

Are there many men from the states at the parties like Sacred Rose and Lady Marmalade I've read so much about here? What age men are typically at these parties? Would a 30-something be out of place?

Thanks,

Sam[/QUOTE]Sam,

I was one of two Americans at the Lady Marmalade party I attended last year and I would second GrandPianist's comments. As a matter of fact I was just recommending Lady Marmalade's to a friend this evening. Unless you have great stamina you probably don't need to book for the whole time. The hospitality was great. Age is not a factor. It takes all kinds. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

I will make a point of going by Illusions and doing some baiting. However, there is now CCTV where it did not used to be. So If I get to clobber anybody there, it will be risky risky risky. Dangah Dangah Dangah!!

Maybe I can get another purse...