Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=MusicalToM;1969423]Hi all,

Been a long time since I visited LOS. I'll be coming to Pattaya for 6 nights where I'll be staying with my sort of GF. Before I head to Pattaya thought of trying A+ service at one of the parlor in Bangkok.

I've some weird questions:

1 - Since I'll be traveling to Pattaya, is it okay / acceptable / alright / possible to go to an Oily massage center with luggage? I just don't want to book a hotel just for keeping my luggage for couple of hours.

2 - I'll be landing in the morning, what can I expect in terms of availability of ladies between 10-11 AM?

I can go to Pattaya and take a good service before my girl arrives to Hotel, but not many options in Pattaya in terms of A+ service.

Regards,

Tom[/QUOTE]Tom, I would not store luggage at the airport unless I wanted to go back for it. Of course you could arrange transport from there to Pattaya and then that would work fine. At the massage shop they might be a little amused if you show up with luggage but I'm sure that they have seen it all before and will accommodate you graciously. I think. I also prefer the morning time frame that you mention as you will no doubt be the first customer of the day for your provider. Read up in this forum and either book in advance or make a short list of who might meet your needs. Please do report back your experience.

[QUOTE=MadMax81;1969050]Can confirm almost all of the above!

Went there based on this post alone (first time there), asked for Guitar, was quoted 1900 baht for 1 hour and up to the room we went. Even before taking off her clothes she made it clear that she was up for #2 as well. Got a great blowjob in the shower, and came in her mouth. Blowjobs usually don't do it for me, so must've been something special! Anyway, off to the bed for the massage, which turned out to be more of the body-to-body type you get in the soapies than a regular oil massage. Man, this girl sure enjoys giving rim jobs! Never got that from a Thai girl before. She was well on her way of giving me a prostate massage as well, so I bet you can get it if you want it.

Sadly enough the big guy didn't fully recover from the shower blowjob, even with an extended 30 minutes (200 baht extra), so didn't get to do #2. All in all she is definitely a nympho, wildest massage I've ever got from a Thai girl.

But now to the "almost" part of the quoted post: in my personal opinion she is fat. Not sure what to call the baby damage, but it's definitely there, perhaps slightly more than slight. If I had asked for a line up I wouldn't even have considered her, on my scale she's a 5 tops looks wise, but of course everybody's scale differs. I usually like to shop around for the really petite ladies, and that she ain't. Had she been I'd probably been able to get it up for #2 and one or two more shots.

Anyway, can definitely recommend her if you're not too fixated on super skinny ladies and enjoy FMAACIMM ("Fuck my ass and cum in my mouth", as one lady on Soi 6 in Pattaya once held up a sign saying with a big smile.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report and there in lies a very good lesson.

Some of us guys are very looks oriented and I am biased toward girls well under 50 Kgs unless very tall.

A girl can have amazingly full on service yet some of us are still going to pass. I can't even bring myself to try an Escort that I never saw before in case the picture is not realistic.

I can admit to occasionally going looking for a girl based on a web pic, and in one or two cases it has turned out to be a fucking good choice more by good luck than by anything else. There was one web pic that interested me and I took nearly a year to pull the trigger I think. I kick myself now that I took so long, however the girl was definitely slim and curvy and not fat at all.

Very dangerous to make a booking without first seeing a girl, but sometimes works out. Its a gamble.

Would be nice if reports here estimated a girl's height and weight or at least indicated if she could be rated as slim or not. Detail is needed for readers to decide if a girl potentially fits our spec or not.

The girl in question has never been a possibility for me. I have seen pics that indicated not slim enough. I like almost anorexic girls at times up to slim and maybe medium build if extremely pretty.

Plenty of times a highly rated girl is not of interest for me as her looks and body are just not sufficient to hook me.

I can take a stunning girl with average service though. That is just crazy me. Of course the MPs don't really have stunners, or very scarce, but the odd very good looker with nice body and nice GFE service will do me fine.

Nearly 3 years ago there was a stunner called Angie working briefly at Cherry. Face scored 8.5+ and body was a 10. Even her service was a bit shy and hesitant I managed to enjoy her magnificent looks and would have repeated many times if she stayed there. Would never come close to the service level of Guitar I am sure even if she gained experience. Sometimes a girl with no skills can still be fun or enjoyable for me.

I do recall a Mango girl with good service that I never repeated as her looks and body just did nothing to turn me on. When in Thailand we can find well above average looks, if that is what matters. I did repeat Cherry at Mango plenty as she had skills plus a face 7 and body 9 points. A great combination. Also Cat with a face 8.5 and body maybe 7.

Ninja's arsehole is usually lovely, tight and pink but today was enlarged, bruised and inflamed. Some fuckwit with a big dick had gone in her arse without lube and taken ages to finish. I feel sorry for her as it looks in a bad state. It got me thinking, what kind of dickhead would do that to a nice girl like Ninja? She offers guys something special to make their fantasies comes true and this prick just abuses her. Is it the same kind of guy who comes on here having contributed nothing and expects other posters to tell him exactly which girl to get from exactly which place because he doesn't have time to RTFF? Is it some loser who spends 50 weeks of the year wanking himself off to anal porn and then comes to Thailand and thinks that 'tearing this cum-craving wh0re a new asshole' is something you can do in real life? If you don't know how to perform anal sex on a girl without injuring her you need to stop looking at heavily edited porn and read some sexual advice websites.

Apart from the effect it has on the girl, it's also bad news for other mongers as now Ninja is not A+ while she recovers and she may go the same way as Bonus and refuse to do A+ again. This is why we can't have nice things!

[QUOTE==*****man;1969747]Ninja's arsehole is usually lovely, tight and pink but today was enlarged, bruised and inflamed. Some fuckwit with a big dick had gone in her arse without lube and taken ages to finish. I feel sorry for her as it looks in a bad state. <snip>

Apart from the effect it has on the girl, it's also bad news for other mongers as now Ninja is not A+ while she recovers and she may go the same way as Bonus and refuse to do A+ again. This is why we can't have nice things![/QUOTE]*****man , this is why I no longer mention a girl's name or post pictures of my girls in the open forum. There are too many sick bastards out there who think fucking a girl so hard she can't walk or shit right for a week is good fun, or who think short changing a girl afterwards is acceptable behavior, or who have horrible hygiene problems.

I have spoken on the subject before of my idea to set up a private member network consisting of only stand up men who appreciate our sexy little friends and know how not to abuse or mistreat a girl. Then within a group of like minded punters, we could all freely and confidently exchange photos and information knowing that said information would be kept safe and held in strict confidence.

From time to time a BM, whom I have never heard of before, will PM me and ask for personal information regarding one of my girls. I always decline such a request because I will only share personal information with like minded punters that I know pretty well from meeting them in the real world or from reading their many worthwhile contributions here on the forum. This is a far cry from how I used to operate when I first came on the forum many, many years ago. I was burned once by some pencil dick who showed a girl some photos I had posted of her on the forum. I won't ever let that happen again. It felt like I had betrayed the girl.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1969768]*****man , this is why I no longer mention a girl's name or post pictures of my girls in the open forum. There are too many sick bastards out there who think fucking a girl so hard she can't walk or shit right for a week is good fun, or who think short changing a girl afterwards is acceptable behavior, or who have horrible hygiene problems.

I have spoken on the subject before of my idea to set up a private member network consisting of only stand up men who appreciate our sexy little friends and know how not to abuse or mistreat a girl. Then within a group of like minded punters, we could all freely and confidently exchange photos and information knowing that said information would be kept safe and held in strict confidence.

From time to time a BM, whom I have never heard of before, will PM me and ask for personal information regarding one of my girls. I always decline such a request because I will only share personal information with like minded punters that I know pretty well from meeting them in the real world or from reading their many worthwhile contributions here on the forum. This is a far cry from how I used to operate when I first came on the forum many, many years ago. I was burned once by some pencil dick who showed a girl some photos I had posted of her on the forum. I won't ever let that happen again. It felt like I had betrayed the girl.[/QUOTE]Well said sir.

If you want to try A+ service, the bet for you will be Mango Massage on Soi 24 Sukhumvit. It opens at 10 am. You can also keep your luggage there. Just keep it locked in case you have a doubt.

[QUOTE=MusicalToM;1969423] Before I head to Pattaya thought of trying A+ service at one of the parlor in Bangkok. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=*****man;1969747]Ninja's arsehole is usually lovely, tight and pink but today was enlarged, bruised and inflamed. Some fuckwit with a big dick had gone in her arse without lube and taken ages to finish. I feel sorry for her as it looks in a bad state. It got me thinking, what kind of dickhead would do that to a nice girl like Ninja? She offers guys something special to make their fantasies comes true and this prick just abuses her. Is it the same kind of guy who comes on here having contributed nothing and expects other posters to tell him exactly which girl to get from exactly which place because he doesn't have time to RTFF? Is it some loser who spends 50 weeks of the year wanking himself off to anal porn and then comes to Thailand and thinks that 'tearing this cum-craving wh0re a new asshole' is something you can do in real life? If you don't know how to perform anal sex on a girl without injuring her you need to stop looking at heavily edited porn and read some sexual advice websites.

Apart from the effect it has on the girl, it's also bad news for other mongers as now Ninja is not A+ while she recovers and she may go the same way as Bonus and refuse to do A+ again. This is why we can't have nice things![/QUOTE]That's assault, plain and simple. The mamasans need to instruct the gals to stop guys who do this, end the session, and / or call for help. Dudes like that should at the very least be banned from the shop. And if they don't stop when asked, the police need to be called.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1969768]*****man , this is why I no longer mention a girl's name or post pictures of my girls in the open forum. There are too many sick bastards out there who think fucking a girl so hard she can't walk or shit right for a week is good fun, or who think short changing a girl afterwards is acceptable behavior, or who have horrible hygiene problems.

I have spoken on the subject before of my idea to set up a private member network consisting of only stand up men who appreciate our sexy little friends and know how not to abuse or mistreat a girl. Then within a group of like minded punters, we could all freely and confidently exchange photos and information knowing that said information would be kept safe and held in strict confidence.

From time to time a BM, whom I have never heard of before, will PM me and ask for personal information regarding one of my girls. I always decline such a request because I will only share personal information with like minded punters that I know pretty well from meeting them in the real world or from reading their many worthwhile contributions here on the forum. This is a far cry from how I used to operate when I first came on the forum many, many years ago. I was burned once by some pencil dick who showed a girl some photos I had posted of her on the forum. I won't ever let that happen again. It felt like I had betrayed the girl.[/QUOTE]A very good idea.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1969911]That's assault, plain and simple. The mamasans need to instruct the gals to stop guys who do this, end the session, and / or call for help. Dudes like that should at the very least be banned from the shop. And if they don't stop when asked, the police need to be called.[/QUOTE]Correct. However, why did it even get to that point? Could Ninja not have demanded he lube up first and not allow him entry if he wouldn't, and stop him when it got painful? Surely the mamasans can't be telling them that putting up with that kind of treatment is providing good service? It is abuse, not good service.

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;1969924]Correct. However, why did it even get to that point? Could Ninja not have demanded he lube up first and not allow him entry if he wouldn't, and stop him when it got painful? Surely the mamasans can't be telling them that putting up with that kind of treatment is providing good service? It is abuse, not good service.[/QUOTE]It's not the mamasans per se. She could not provide anal if she chose but she'd immediately lose a lot of money every month. She provides it because that allows her to get more customers ergo more money.
My guess is that the damage is most likely not from a single guy. Ninja probably gets assfucked 6-7 times on Saturday. No amount of lube can save a butthole from the effects of that.
I can recall one of the times when I went to visit her a few weeks back her backdoor looked pretty beat up. Then I went to visit a few days later and it was fine again. Swollen buttholes or vaginas are normal after repeated poundings. Hopefully it's not ripped though, that could be a serious problem.

[QUOTE=*****man;1969747]Ninja's arsehole is usually lovely, tight and pink but today was enlarged, bruised and inflamed. Some fuckwit with a big dick had gone in her arse without lube and taken ages to finish. I feel sorry for her as it looks in a bad state. [/QUOTE]Wishing her a speedy and complete recovery. The shops need to provide more support / training to the girls on how to handle these sorts of cases. Some girls can stand up for themselves and end a bad session, while others unfortunately cannot. Given the volume, it's inevitable that awful customers like that one will show up at some point, the issue is how to effectively deal with them and prevent the girl from getting hurt.

[QUOTE=Vodkin;1969488]Since you are landing in the morning, why don't you store your luggage at the airport before rushing to a parlor?[/QUOTE]I've considered this option but it's a pain going back to Airport just to pick the luggage up. But yeah this would be my last option. BTW do you happen to know if they keep locked bags with laptops?

[QUOTE=Crazy4Thai;1969586]Tom, I would not store luggage at the airport unless I wanted to go back for it. Of course you could arrange transport from there to Pattaya and then that would work fine. At the massage shop they might be a little amused if you show up with luggage but I'm sure that they have seen it all before and will accommodate you graciously. I think. I also prefer the morning time frame that you mention as you will no doubt be the first customer of the day for your provider. Read up in this forum and either book in advance or make a short list of who might meet your needs. Please do report back your experience.[/QUOTE]You know it's easy to go Ekamai from Sukhumvit to catch a bus for Pattaya. Like I said above going back is my last resort.

[QUOTE=Manfield04;1969836]If you want to try A+ service, the bet for you will be Mango Massage on Soi 24 Sukhumvit. It opens at 10 am. You can also keep your luggage there. Just keep it locked in case you have a doubt.[/QUOTE]I had a conversation with Cherry people, they are completely fine me carrying my luggage. They also requested to book a lady in advance since most of the ladies come later in the day. Mango is also under my consideration so is SW.

My flight lands around 4:30 AM and I'm expecting to pass immigration by 5 AM, God I've to wait for 5 Hrs. That's another reason I'm considering to go Pattaya and book a lady from DD.

Suggestions are welcome!

[QUOTE=*****man;1969747]Ninja's arsehole is usually lovely, tight and pink but today was enlarged, bruised and inflamed. Some fuckwit with a big dick had gone in her arse without lube and taken ages to finish. I feel sorry for her as it looks in a bad state. It got me thinking, what kind of dickhead would do that to a nice girl like Ninja? She offers guys something special to make their fantasies comes true and this prick just abuses her. Is it the same kind of guy who comes on here having contributed nothing and expects other posters to tell him exactly which girl to get from exactly which place because he doesn't have time to RTFF? Is it some loser who spends 50 weeks of the year wanking himself off to anal porn and then comes to Thailand and thinks that 'tearing this cum-craving wh0re a new asshole' is something you can do in real life? If you don't know how to perform anal sex on a girl without injuring her you need to stop looking at heavily edited porn and read some sexual advice websites.

Apart from the effect it has on the girl, it's also bad news for other mongers as now Ninja is not A+ while she recovers and she may go the same way as Bonus and refuse to do A+ again. This is why we can't have nice things![/QUOTE]I feel sorry for the girl and her good customers that she has been abused.

Fuckwit is a great word. One of my favourites.

I feel guys are too heavily influenced by nasty porn in that they seem to want girls to suffer or be degraded rather than make a fun time.

I normally fuck long time but I never impose that on a girl's asshole and I have high quality non sticky lube. I also never try to make the girl do stuff she is not happy about. I wait for girls to offer the ass typically, and rarely do they offer. LOL.

I have to be content with good fitting pussy mostly and actually prefer it.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1969990]I feel sorry for the girl and her good customers that she has been abused.

Fuckwit is a great word. One of my favourites.

I feel guys are too heavily influenced by nasty porn in that they seem to want girls to suffer or be degraded rather than make a fun time.

I normally fuck long time but I never impose that on a girl's asshole and I have high quality non sticky lube. I also never try to make the girl do stuff she is not happy about. I wait for girls to offer the ass typically, and rarely do they offer. LOL.

I have to be content with good fitting pussy mostly and actually prefer it.[/QUOTE]

These "girls" (wow, why call them such an innocent word??) are prositutes, they sleep with a ton of men, just anyone who walks in with cash in hand. Of course they're having sex with fuckwits, thugs, serial killers, etc and they don't mind that much. That's why the charge the price they charge. It's best to not get involved with their feelings, or why they do what they do, etc. They're just working employees. I think you guys are getting a little too wrapped up into their woven fantasies of damsel in distress. Don't care about them or their health, care about YOUR health. And don't get caught up in their trials and tribulations. They're just working employees, they're lucrative job comes with health risks, and a lot of lying/deceit.

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1970033]These "girls" (wow, why call them such an innocent word??) are prositutes, they sleep with a ton of men, just anyone who walks in with cash in hand. Of course they're having sex with fuckwits, thugs, serial killers, etc and they don't mind that much. That's why the charge the price they charge. It's best to not get involved with their feelings, or why they do what they do, etc. They're just working employees. I think you guys are getting a little too wrapped up into their woven fantasies of damsel in distress. Don't care about them or their health, care about YOUR health. And don't get caught up in their trials and tribulations. They're just working employees, they're lucrative job comes with health risks, and a lot of lying/deceit.[/QUOTE]While I agree with you to a point, no employee in any profession should be subjected to physical abuse. That's a crime. If she kept her mouth shut and did not complain, then she is complicit. If she told the dude to stop and he didn't, then he assaulted her.