Jakarta

[QUOTE=Onojdi;2351848]a place called Tease Club. Any info about it? Anyway, I guess this will be the best area if you have just 2-3 days in Jakarta and I hope I will book the correct "Classic Hotel", not something else with the same name at the other end of Jakarta.[/QUOTE]Tease Club is in the same building, different floor as the Emporium. You should read my reports as well as many other informative BM's reports on Emporium, Malio / Malioboro, Classic, King's Cross, CJ's, BATS ect. ect. Everything you want to know has already been posted in the forum and is readily available.

As to where to stay; there are many suggestions in the Jakarta Hotel thread. Staying in Classic is one possibility. I would recommend that you read up on the Alila Jakarta & Redtop Hotel which are just down the block from the Emporium and the Grand Mercure Jakarta Harmoni & the Harris Vertu Hotel Harmoni which are directly opposite Malio / Malioboro. These 4 hotels put you right where you want to be and offer better accommodation that Hotel Classic at a fairly reasonable price.

Keep in mind that Jakarta is whatever you make it. The girls are great. I hope you have a good time. I am looking forward to reading your trip report.

Few years ago I was in Guangzhou and after a strange meeting with a couple of girls at the elevator I found out that there is a massage parlour few floors down. I spent interesting two days after that. I'm tempted to try it again. A party place at the same hotel that you are. Pick the girl and after 2 minutes you are at your own hotel room. Sounds good. I don't know, maybe I have some kind of nostalgic memories, but I think to try it also in Jakarta. But strangely Classic hotel is not available at [URL]booking.com[/URL]. I found it at agoda / hotels but only standard room is available. Same at the hotel website but at the same time they say that there is deluxe and suit options. Sadly not available for booking online it seems. Is there anyone that can share opinion about the Classic hotel rooms?

[QUOTE=Onojdi;2351867]Is there anyone that can share opinion about the Classic hotel rooms?[/QUOTE]I am pretty sure that DCups stayed there a few years ago and liked the place. But what I did was stay nearby in the Red Planet Hotel. Around 30 usd per night from memory. Only a short walk of 5 to 10 minutes to Classic. Or there is the Pop Hotel right next to Red Planet with similar pricing.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;2351860]As to where to stay; there are many suggestions in the Jakarta Hotel thread. Staying in Classic is one possibility. I would recommend that you read up on the Alila Jakarta & Redtop Hotel which are just down the block from the Emporium and the Grand Mercure Jakarta Harmoni & the Harris Vertu Hotel Harmoni which are directly opposite Malio / Malioboro. These 4 hotels put you right where you want to be and offer better accommodation that Hotel Classic at a fairly reasonable price.[/QUOTE]I agree, if you only plan to visit brothels while in Jakarta. I would never stay in that crap area because it's filthy in that area, but I have other interests than brothels.

[QUOTE=Onojdi;2351720]So please can someone actual help to all the first-timers in Jakarta that will read this post and confirm is this correct:

SNIP

Again, a simple yes or no with a link will help me and other people not to travel around Jakarta like mad just because the lack of information.[/QUOTE]Boo Hoo! As many have said, it is absolutely and ridiculously simple to plan your trip using your smartphone and a laptop. First look up something called "customise google maps" on the laptop. Then on your smartphone use Google Maps to search for the locations. By the way all the locations you have searched for are correct. Once you locate each destination on the smartphone, pin the same location on your customized map on the laptop. Over a few pins, you will develop a sort of "radius" you need to focus on. Next on the smartphone use an app like Agoda to find a hotel that sort of in the center of the circle formed by the aforementioned radius. Sounds simple enough?

A few pointers on the places listed:

1. Hotel Classic & Travel alone will be able to satisfy your mongering urges for a few days. Both are relatively close to each other and are in the general vicinity of North Jakarta.

2. Kota Indah is a place that has a dozen bars or so. LA Grand is one of them.

3. Medika is now called new Medika since renovating.

4. King Cross and Sumo are in the same complex in Kelapa Gading which is far from everything in general.

5. CJ's, BATS and other clubs are all in the Central. South Jakarta area. These are places where you go in, get a drink talk to the hookers and bring them back to your room. Simple really.

If you have more questions, get a subscription and drop a PM to any of the members here. Else, go back and read the last 500 pages. If all this does not work, stay at home.

Jakarta. Still the best place for mongers. Visited Malio club / spa as no trip to Jakarta can be complete without visiting here. Still the same with mamasans welcoming you and the top floor has a pretty quiet environment compared to the club below. So we decided to visit downstairs and our plan was to leave early but made it till 4:00 club closure time both the days.

Bought a few drinks for the girls one was really good. The club has more local FL's then the spa on the top. But I like the hygiene that's maintained by the girls.

Be Fashion seems to have quietened down. Took a massage and the girl wanted me to take extra services desperately. She was ready to come out after 12 midnight once her work ended. But was in no mood maybe will contact when I am in Jakarta next time.

CJ's seems to have a mixture of old and new FL's. Stuck to the last one as she is really good. But the rates seems to be skyrocketing. Not sure how much fellow mongers pay but the quote started at a min of 1 M IDK to 3 M.

[QUOTE=Onojdi;2351848]Guys, it's getting annoying. Really. These are google results with addresses of the two hotels and a bar. I found them while searching Google with the names of the places and just asked are these the correct hotels. It may sounds shocking but I don't read tripadviser comments while I'm searching for p4 p places so maybe that's why I didn't saw them. Just used these google search results asking simple thing. Is this the correct place. Yes or no answer will be more then enough.

The idea of ISG is to be a community where people are exchanging information and experiences. During last few years I received a lot of help and advices that made my trips really memorable. And I'm really grateful for that. At the same time I helped to a lot of guys sharing my experiences trying to give back. Now some of you make it like a room full with angry old men trying to be sarcastic to everything and everyone. It is sad. Stop it and lets get back to a friendly and informative type of discussion. Please if someone have visited some of these places, can you tell me - this, this and this are correct. Then I will be back to planning where to book hotels and all the trip details. Then when I got back I`ll give my review, help the next wave of travellers and so on. As it must be..[/QUOTE]Onojdi,

The information below is a reply I got when asking about staying near to Classic and Travel. Its convenient staying close to Classic and Travel but as previously mentioned this is the shitest part of town.

And if you want to do some other things in the day time other than mongering better to stay else where. Also if you are in Jakarta for 3 days you will have plenty of choice by just visiting Classic and Hotel. Hope you have a great trip.

My suggestion would be stay at any of the hotels on Gajah Madah / Hayam Waruk. From there you can easily access Classic and Travel. Also easily go to Malio. Also easily go to Kota Indah. If you are thinking about a slightly better spa like experience, then there is 1001 and Delta, both easily accessible. All places are a short 10 min ride on a GoJek (ride share app for bikes).

Alternately if you want zero down time, stay at Hotel Classic, their rooms are not bad. The brothel operates from 3 pm to 3 am every day and there are more chicks than you can possibly shag in 3 days. You are only limited by your own stamina and appetite.

[QUOTE=Onojdi;2351867]Few years ago I was in Guangzhou and after a strange meeting with a couple of girls at the elevator I found out that there is a massage parlour few floors down. I spent interesting two days after that. I'm tempted to try it again. A party place at the same hotel that you are. Pick the girl and after 2 minutes you are at your own hotel room. Sounds good. I don't know, maybe I have some kind of nostalgic memories, but I think to try it also in Jakarta. But strangely Classic hotel is not available at [URL]booking.com[/URL]. I found it at agoda / hotels but only standard room is available. Same at the hotel website but at the same time they say that there is deluxe and suit options. Sadly not available for booking online it seems. Is there anyone that can share opinion about the Classic hotel rooms?[/QUOTE]Classic hotel room is okay for standard room. Room is quite clean and it has standard 3 stars hotel amenities. Surely you will experience the nostalgic lounge as you had in Guangzhou.

I was in Atlanta last year ordering Chicken burger from McD, Blondie at the counter asked me if I want Combo it just the sandwich! I guess if we look at the scientific definition, Sandwich is a construction of inner filing bonded with 2 outer fillings! I would say same principle applies for Burgers! Pun intended!

Speaking of Sandwich giving me an urge of Sandwich massage now, LMAO.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2351678]Yes, I was remiss and forgot to ask about the menu, so I had to go hungry that night. Although I was already inside the place, I just couldn't figure it out without forum assistance.

I have to say that was a first on this forum. The guy is already inside Malioboro and is asking questions about which bars are inside Malioboro. I can understand perhaps not knowing where the place is located in the first place. If you are already inside the place and can't figure it out, that's damn sad.

On a side note, us Yankees call them burgers. I've never said I'm going to McD to get a "sandwich". A sandwich is something you get from a restaurant like Subway.[/QUOTE]

Alright Mr. Onojdi, I will plan a 3 days trip for you in Jakarta free of charge so that you can enjoy your trip peacefully.

Hotel:

Classic is Decent and I prefer over Travel simply based on the fact that I'm friends with most of the staff and I get VIP service. Terminal 2 & 5 is away from few flights of stairs and please don't try to google that as it won't take you anywhere! Other option is Redrop hotel which is within the vicinity but reading your request, I would suggest you to stay in classic. Agoda only shows regular room because Classic reserves the right to cell them for a ridiculous price to walking guest! So book regular room unless you fancy few square feet of extra space with a couch for almost 2 x the price.

Brothels:

Evening game: Classic has 3 options, Terminal 2, Terminal 5 and bunker (high priced spa). Travel is another option and if you are brave enough to party with locals, Kota Indah is your place.

Day Game: Kimochi Spa, Orchards Spa, Wechat, Tinder.

High-end game: Bats, Malioboro.

Let us know how your 3 days trip goes. Happy Safe Mongering.

[QUOTE=Onojdi;2351867]Few years ago I was in Guangzhou and after a strange meeting with a couple of girls at the elevator I found out that there is a massage parlour few floors down. I spent interesting two days after that. I'm tempted to try it again. A party place at the same hotel that you are. Pick the girl and after 2 minutes you are at your own hotel room. Sounds good. I don't know, maybe I have some kind of nostalgic memories, but I think to try it also in Jakarta. But strangely Classic hotel is not available at [URL]booking.com[/URL]. I found it at agoda / hotels but only standard room is available. Same at the hotel website but at the same time they say that there is deluxe and suit options. Sadly not available for booking online it seems. Is there anyone that can share opinion about the Classic hotel rooms?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Always09;2352479]CJ's seems to have a mixture of old and new FL's. Stuck to the last one as she is really good. But the rates seems to be skyrocketing. Not sure how much fellow mongers pay but the quote started at a min of 1 M IDK to 3 M.[/QUOTE]You are right, the price has gotten out of hand. I guess as long as there are guys there willing to pay that much, the price won't be coming down any time soon.

Good info below but I understand from my last visit to Jakarta that staying st Classic hotel is not part of the brothel, IE; you can't go book a classic girl and take her to your room, you must only use the Terminal 2 and 5 rooms.

However I did find two places that let you stay in hotel and take girls from the brothel floor to your room as part of booking.

Club 108 (ex illegals club), you can stay in hotel and take any girl to your room for (I think) 1 m but brothel floor closes at midnight and if you want a girl after that for overnight you have to pay for 5 hour price. Its just too pricey oh yeah plus room rate is 600 k.

Better is Malio hotel.

Malio hotel at front on street is 900 k for room plus free entry to all clubs and spa. You get a special in house card that lets you come and go from malio and malio clubs as you like. You can also have all your bookings get sent to your room till early morning.

However couple issues, first you must deposit 2 m in cash which can be used to buy food and drink but can't be used for bookings so at end of stay you going to have 2 m in cash to take home or just exchange at airport when leave.

Other issue with malio, don't expect a quiet peaceful night, you will hear the music and feel the bass from club and if you near the karaoke rooms you will be serenaded to sleep by the soothing sounds of cats being strangled as the locals attempt to belt out Whitney Houston.

Not huge issue for me as I be fucking lady till 4 am as I book malio before my early morning flight out at 7 am, I don't go to malio with intention to sleep.

Any one else know of any other brothel hotels you can stay and take your booking to own room?

[QUOTE=Zippos;2352611]Alright Mr. Onojdi, I will plan a 3 days trip for you in Jakarta free of charge so that you can enjoy your trip peacefully.

Hotel:

Classic is Decent and I prefer over Travel simply based on the fact that I'm friends with most of the staff and I get VIP service. Terminal 2 & 5 is away from few flights of stairs and please don't try to google that as it won't take you anywhere! Other option is Redrop hotel which is within the vicinity but reading your request, I would suggest you to stay in classic. Agoda only shows regular room because Classic reserves the right to cell them for a ridiculous price to walking guest! So book regular room unless you fancy few square feet of extra space with a couch for almost 2 x the price.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zippos;2352611] if you are brave enough to party with locals[/QUOTE]Hotel Classic, Hotel Travel, and ALL of those cheap brothels in that area of town have over 95% local guys as customers. So if you are going to any brothel in Jakarta, you are "partying" with the locals. In reality, I almost never even talk to any of the local guys wherever I am though, so I am not really partying with them. I am having sex with the local girls in those establishments, and they are always locals. To have sex with a non-local girl, you will need to go up market to a place like Malioboro.

If you want to "party" with non-local guys, you will need to leave that area of town completely and go to an area like Kemang.

[QUOTE=Smoothy;2352845]If you want to "party" with non-local guys, you will need to leave that area of town completely and go to an area like Kemang.[/QUOTE]There are plenty of locals in those areas too but Zip will need an entre into the HiSo clubbber set.

A drunken 50 yo white guy asking one of their girlfriends if 1 jt is enough for a BJ would NOT be a good idea.

Enjoy. G.

Next time in classic, talk to Mamasan / Mami if you fancy any girl. She will make arrangements to send the girl to your room. I have done that. It's not something that's highly promoted but available on the menu for regulars. My tip for you, try taking Girl from same Mami couple times and offer her. There is a big tall Mami (don't remember her name) who manages girls on the right as you walk in to terminal 2, try her. She is one of the oldest Mami out there.

I have read travel hotel let's you take freelancers to the room. Haven't tried yet!

[QUOTE=Vrsabien;2352761]Good info below but I understand from my last visit to Jakarta that staying st Classic hotel is not part of the brothel, IE; you can't go book a classic girl and take her to your room, you must only use the Terminal 2 and 5 rooms.

However I did find two places that let you stay in hotel and take girls from the brothel floor to your room as part of booking.

Club 108 (ex illegals club), you can stay in hotel and take any girl to your room for (I think) 1 m but brothel floor closes at midnight and if you want a girl after that for overnight you have to pay for 5 hour price. Its just too pricey oh yeah plus room rate is 600 k.

Better is Malio hotel.[/QUOTE]