Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1970033]These "girls" (wow, why call them such an innocent word??) are prositutes, they sleep with a ton of men, just anyone who walks in with cash in hand. Of course they're having sex with fuckwits, thugs, serial killers, etc and they don't mind that much. That's why the charge the price they charge. It's best to not get involved with their feelings, or why they do what they do, etc. They're just working employees. I think you guys are getting a little too wrapped up into their woven fantasies of damsel in distress. Don't care about them or their health, care about YOUR health. And don't get caught up in their trials and tribulations. They're just working employees, they're lucrative job comes with health risks, and a lot of lying/deceit.[/QUOTE]Really? You seem to have missed the better part of the social history of the twentieth century.

You find that as long as an employee is paid, he / she can be exposed to dangerous and unhealthy work conditions. After all, that is why you get the wages you get. The health / profit / fun of the Boss comes first and all worker's unions or people concerned with bad working conditions are "[I]a little too wrapped up into their woven fantasies of damsel in distress[/I]".

Now I understand why Mr. Trump got elected.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;1969986]Wishing her a speedy and complete recovery. The shops need to provide more support / training to the girls on how to handle these sorts of cases. Some girls can stand up for themselves and end a bad session, while others unfortunately cannot. Given the volume, it's inevitable that awful customers like that one will show up at some point, the issue is how to effectively deal with them and prevent the girl from getting hurt.[/QUOTE]In many countries the working spaces of the working girls have a discete "alarm" button, they can press if they are in trouble.

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1970033]These "girls" (wow, why call them such an innocent word??) are prositutes, they sleep with a ton of men, just anyone who walks in with cash in hand. Of course they're having sex with fuckwits, thugs, serial killers, etc and they don't mind that much. That's why the charge the price they charge. It's best to not get involved with their feelings, or why they do what they do, etc. They're just working employees. I think you guys are getting a little too wrapped up into their woven fantasies of damsel in distress. Don't care about them or their health, care about YOUR health. And don't get caught up in their trials and tribulations. They're just working employees, they're lucrative job comes with health risks, and a lot of lying/deceit.[/QUOTE]I'm as contemptuous of the white knight syndrome as you are but I think you're wrong to say we shouldn't care about their health. Arse fucking a girl without lube is like borrowing a book from a library and scrawling notes all over it so it spoils the enjoyment of the next borrower. If you don't give a shit about the library or the next reader, as long as YOU get what YOU want from the book, then you're just anti-social scum. The same is true of a guy who just wants to get what he wants from a girl and doesn't give a shit about the girl or the next customer. It's just common decency not to vandalise library books or injure WGs.

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1970033]These "girls" (wow, why call them such an innocent word??) are prositutes, they sleep with a ton of men, just anyone who walks in with cash in hand. Of course they're having sex with fuckwits, thugs, serial killers, etc and they don't mind that much. That's why the charge the price they charge. It's best to not get involved with their feelings, or why they do what they do, etc. They're just working employees. I think you guys are getting a little too wrapped up into their woven fantasies of damsel in distress. Don't care about them or their health, care about YOUR health. And don't get caught up in their trials and tribulations. They're just working employees, they're lucrative job comes with health risks, and a lot of lying/deceit.[/QUOTE]I don't know what is eating you. Nothing wrong with having some empathy with someone working for you. I think people for be able to enjoy their work at times.

I certainly have no fantasies of damsels in distress. Someone has a wild imagination. They should not be in distress in the first place.

My idea of a good session involves joking around and having fun. Certainly not too serious and no sadism.

Girls don't like to work with assholes I am quite sure.

Recently had a chance to go for a non massage at a Massage shop.

Went to New Massage first but my favorite girl had day off and others did not really look anywhere near as cute. Moved on.

Passed Addict. Plenty of girls outside but not one appealed. 80% plus fake noses giveing the alien look. 102 Massage the standard of looks was worse. Came to Mango and one girl looked OK. Wasn't my usual Fern.

Turned out to be Prae. I had seen her web pic in the past. Now her hair was redder and a bit shorter. Not very tall light coffee colour slightly darker than me. Maybe 156 cm and slim. Good waist to thigh ratio. Very nice high tits and ass no sag whatsoever, no babies. Does not smoke. Great taunt ass.

Very lucky to have picked out a girl with excellent shaped body. Slightly upturned natural nose, no surgeries. Face not skinny but also not broad.

DFK started early. No massage for me so on the bed DFK progressed to 69 quite soon. We both were into that. She got turned on and juiced up. Later diddled herself during sex.

With mish fucking, her puss was tight and barely taking more than 4 to 5 inches, which is not abnormal. I concluded she had not been fucked for a while and I was first customer. Did not seem to be anything stuffed in there. Needed to take it gradually to allow the vagina time to stretch and take more.

Had fun in a few different postions and finally orgasmed at around 60 or 70 minutes mark. She offered some massage but I declined and we just lay and chatted for a bit. I was not looking for a 2nd shot.

I had fingered her ass during sex which she seened to like OK and it seems she does do anal although probably not very long duration anal.

I can't really think of any faults to pick on, and would be happy to take her again. Because of no smoking she tastes good for tongue kissing. Age 26 but body seems younger as no sag at all. Tits are probably a large Acup or small Bcup and great to play with. Beautiful pointy nipples.

We did joke around and have fun. Nothing serious. I don't think her English is that fab, but she speaks Thai, Issan, and Suay a regional dialect.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1970050]Really? You seem to have missed the better part of the social history of the twentieth century.

You find that as long as an employee is paid, he / she can be exposed to dangerous and unhealthy work conditions. After all, that is why you get the wages you get. The health / profit / fun of the Boss comes first and all worker's unions or people concerned with bad working conditions are "[I]a little too wrapped up into their woven fantasies of damsel in distress[/I]".

Now I understand why Mr. Trump got elected.[/QUOTE]I agree with your 2nd paragraph, but find your 3rd paragraph uncalled-for, insulting, and a little irrational. Clinton lost. Get over it! Leave American politics out of the BKK Forum. Thank you.

[QUOTE=MadMax81;1969050]Can confirm almost all of the above!

Went there based on this post alone (first time there), asked for Guitar, was quoted 1900 baht for 1 hour and up to the room we went. Even before taking off her clothes she made it clear that she was up for #2 as well. Got a great blowjob in the shower, and came in her mouth. Blowjobs usually don't do it for me, so must've been something special! Anyway, off to the bed for the massage, which turned out to be more of the body-to-body type you get in the soapies than a regular oil massage. Man, this girl sure enjoys giving rim jobs! Never got that from a Thai girl before. She was well on her way of giving me a prostate massage as well, so I bet you can get it if you want it.

Sadly enough the big guy didn't fully recover from the shower blowjob, even with an extended 30 minutes (200 baht extra), so didn't get to do #2. All in all she is definitely a nympho, wildest massage I've ever got from a Thai girl.

But now to the "almost" part of the quoted post: in my personal opinion she is fat. Not sure what to call the baby damage, but it's definitely there, perhaps slightly more than slight. If I had asked for a line up I wouldn't even have considered her, on my scale she's a 5 tops looks wise, but of course everybody's scale differs. I usually like to shop around for the really petite ladies, and that she ain't. Had she been I'd probably been able to get it up for #2 and one or two more shots.

Anyway, can definitely recommend her if you're not too fixated on super skinny ladies and enjoy FMAACIMM ("Fuck my ass and cum in my mouth", as one lady on Soi 6 in Pattaya once held up a sign saying with a big smile.[/QUOTE]Thanks for confirming man. Yes her BJ stood out, her service stood out. Stellar I would say.

About her being fat, I don't find her fat really, I think she has a medium body type, but then YMMV.

I am glad people follow my report.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1970141]
I had fingered her ass during sex which she seened to like OK and it seems she does do anal although probably not very long duration anal.

I can't really think of any faults to pick on, and would be happy to take her again. Because of no smoking she tastes good for tongue kissing. Age 26 but body seems younger as no sag at all. Tits are probably a large Acup or small Bcup and great to play with. Beautiful pointy nipples.

[/QUOTE]Good report but I find it strange you consider Ninja's face too chubby but Prae's acceptable. Maybe the photos on the website don't do her justice but Prae seems to me to have a chubby face or maybe just a wide head. Anyway, with Ninja out of action for A+ I'll check out Prae this week.

The only thing I don't like about Mango is all the girls staring at you as you walk in and then they follow you in and start lining up before you've even requested it. And then if you don't choose a girl they call things out to you as you leave. The mamasan really needs to sort that shit out as it's off-putting. There's no point having non-A+ girls or girls with babies lining up if you're specifically looking for an A+ girl without a baby.

[QUOTE=*****man;1970403]Good report but I find it strange you consider Ninja's face too chubby but Prae's acceptable. Maybe the photos on the website don't do her justice but Prae seems to me to have a chubby face or maybe just a wide head. Anyway, with Ninja out of action for A+ I'll check out Prae this week.

The only thing I don't like about Mango is all the girls staring at you as you walk in and then they follow you in and start lining up before you've even requested it. And then if you don't choose a girl they call things out to you as you leave. The mamasan really needs to sort that shit out as it's off-putting. There's no point having non-A+ girls or girls with babies lining up if you're specifically looking for an A+ girl without a baby.[/QUOTE]Prae's face is not wide. I go for relatively narrow faces and Prae's face was quite acceptable. The last pic of Prae is reasonably realistic but her hair is shorter now and lighter colour. You can see she does not have a wide jaw. The first 3 pics are false, stretched to make her chest look larger I guess.

I would score Prae (Phrae) an 8 for body, and maybe a 7 for the face. Nose is not perfection but at least not fake and a little upturned. Its a lot better than my nose LOL. Her tits are medium size at best but very firm and high, so really excellent for me. Lovely nipples. Overall a really good body quite unexpected for most part in an MP. No flab or sag.

I also suffer from not meeting the real Ninja so perhaps her web site photos also do not do her justice. I noted her look varied across multiple pics. 90% of girls in SW do have faces too wide for me, so I understand what you mean about liking smaller face.

Any photos can be distorted or shopped of course.

I nearly crashed into a girl just behind me as I walked in when turning toward the desk receptionist. So I agree that would be better if girls were called to do a line up rather than crowding in behind me. However not a really big deal. Normally there are only going to be 1 or at most two girls of any interest to me, so calling a line up is a bit of waste of unless there is a stunner hiding away somewhere. LOL How likely is that.

All stunning Oily MP girls that I can recall right now were spied outside the shop, sometimes a fair distance from the shop, and were followed to their work place sometimes. This applies to Angie of Cherry (seen outside), Gaew at Pink seen arriving on motor bike, Bai Fern at Yoremichi seen walking on Soi 26, and recently a girl at New Massage (not quite to same looks standard but very cute) etc. I would not have even entered the shops without having seen to target girl first.

I would say 80% of my favorite Oily MP girls were first seen in daylight outside the shop, or maybe in a web pic occasionally. This is totally not the case in Soapy MPs where its unlikely to see girls outside.

[QUOTE=*****man;1970403]Good report but I find it strange you consider Ninja's face too chubby but Prae's acceptable. Maybe the photos on the website don't do her justice but Prae seems to me to have a chubby face or maybe just a wide head. Anyway, with Ninja out of action for A+ I'll check out Prae this week.

The only thing I don't like about Mango is all the girls staring at you as you walk in and then they follow you in and start lining up before you've even requested it. And then if you don't choose a girl they call things out to you as you leave. The mamasan really needs to sort that shit out as it's off-putting. There's no point having non-A+ girls or girls with babies lining up if you're specifically looking for an A+ girl without a baby.[/QUOTE]Had Prae twice (at least a year apart) and both times it was a very so-so experience. She is not particularly enthusiastic and while she provides all services and is ok at them, they are performed in a very perfunctory fashion with very little intensity. Would not take her again. Honestly, if you are looking for an A+ gal with a great skill set, no baby, and can bring it, you can't do better than Golf at Tulip. Yes, she is in her 30's, but body is hard as a rock and she delivers the goods each and every time.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1970423]Prae's face is not wide. I go for relatively narrow faces and Prae's face was quite acceptable. The last pic of Prae is reasonably realistic but her hair is shorter now and lighter colour. You can see she does not have a wide jaw.[/QUOTE]Jaw is a bit square though.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1970424]Had Prae twice (at least a year apart) and both times it was a very so-so experience. She is not particularly enthusiastic and while she provides all services and is ok at them, they are performed in a very perfunctory fashion with very little intensity. Would not take her again. Honestly, if you are looking for an A+ gal with a great skill set, no baby, and can bring it, you can't do better than Golf at Tulip. Yes, she is in her 30's, but body is hard as a rock and she delivers the goods each and every time.[/QUOTE]She probably doesn't like your style then. She was very enthusiastic with me. YMMV. She likes to have fun which is my style. I am not a demanding type. I just do things and girls go with the flow and hopefully get into it.

I know your expectations are high that every girl will be exactly how you like and your type of service. However I don't see this as likely. My type of service is different. I like girls to stay away from my ass.

Anyway good to have different opinions, to indicate she is not going to be great for everyone. My only reservation is her pussy size is a bit small for me.

I did not notice anything perfunctory. We were in most positions for extended duration. I am a soft and slow type customer. I do not like high intensity. Her pussy was too small to take a serious pounding, I would say. I commented it took time for her to stretch inside to fit properly. Normally girls with baby are more likely to have bigger inside pussy dimensions, but Prae seemed exceptional small in the pussy at first. Unfucked at least that day and maybe more.

Your square jaw comment, as usual makes little sense to me. Perhaps it means pointy jaw. Certainly not a horizontally broad jaw like often found in the north of Thailand, e.g. Chiang Mai "beauties". However Issan girls often have a slightly more pointy jaw than some. I usually don't notice unless the pointiness goes too far. Strangely I do notice very quickly hooked or bulbous noses, or fake noses.

[QUOTE=*****man;1970403]There's no point having non-A+ girls or girls with babies lining up if you're specifically looking for an A+ girl without a baby.[/QUOTE]I don't like severe baby damage girls nor serious saggyness, but 50% of my favorite girls have a baby already. I don't rule tham out purely for being a mother. It depends on the result.

My GF has 14 YO child but has very minor stretch marks not at all noticable in dim lighting, her tits were not saggy at all and pussy is still more than tight enough for me. She still has a really great body.

I don't really subscribe to ruling out all girls with a baby.

Fern at Mango has a baby but I don't rule her out. Probably does no anal either.

An 18 YO non mother with amazing tits does nake a nice change at times, but I meet those amazing tits rarely.

I love to be at Crazy House where I can see girls totally nude from a low vantage point in good lighting. All the damage is on show, I can see the deflated tits, or stretch marks, if any. Generally the worst damage is nose jobs and bad tit jobs but can be baby damage at times. The girl with football sized boobs is back LOL. They are very ugly.
Girls with almost perfect bodies can be got, depending on your spec. Not many big natural tits though

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1970424]Had Prae twice (at least a year apart) and both times it was a very so-so experience. She is not particularly enthusiastic and while she provides all services and is ok at them, they are performed in a very perfunctory fashion with very little intensity. Would not take her again. Honestly, if you are looking for an A+ gal with a great skill set, no baby, and can bring it, you can't do better than Golf at Tulip. Yes, she is in her 30's, but body is hard as a rock and she delivers the goods each and every time.[/QUOTE]She sounds similar to Emmy at Snow White who I did like but not really what I go for. I prefer the younger, compliant girls rather than an older girl who's going to stick her tongue down my throat and demand I come three times as soon as I enter the room.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1970427]
Your square jaw comment, as usual makes little sense to me. Perhaps it means pointy jaw. Certainly not a horizontally broad jaw like often found in the north of Thailand, e.g. Chiang Mai "beauties". However Issan girls often have a slightly more pointy jaw than some. I usually don't notice unless the pointiness goes too far. Strangely I do notice very quickly hooked or bulbous noses, or fake noses.[/QUOTE]Strange how different people see different things. I also see a bit of a square jaw (not chin) but overall I would just say her face is a bit too round for my usual tastes. I prefer a longer face but I'll still give Prae a go. If you look at the last photo from the Halloween set on the Mango site it shows her without the photoshopping. Her face looks fairly average but if she has a nice, baby-free body then I'll give her a go. Anna in the same photo has a longer, thinner face that I find more attractive but she's too old for my tastes.