Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1970427]Your square jaw comment, as usual makes little sense to me. Perhaps it means pointy jaw. Certainly not a horizontally broad jaw like often found in the north of Thailand, e.g. Chiang Mai "beauties". However Issan girls often have a slightly more pointy jaw than some. I usually don't notice unless the pointiness goes too far. Strangely I do notice very quickly hooked or bulbous noses, or fake noses.[/QUOTE]If you look at the back of her jaw it does not slope up, rather it is quite square and makes a very hard right angle up to the joint. Many Isaan gals have a square jaw. Kind of a turn off for me.

[QUOTE=*****man;1970451]Strange how different people see different things. I also see a bit of a square jaw (not chin) but overall I would just say her face is a bit too round for my usual tastes. I prefer a longer face but I'll still give Prae a go. If you look at the last photo from the Halloween set on the Mango site it shows her without the photoshopping. Her face looks fairly average but if she has a nice, baby-free body then I'll give her a go. Anna in the same photo has a longer, thinner face that I find more attractive but she's too old for my tastes.[/QUOTE]Yes tastes vary. I find Anna by far the least attractive in that photo. The nose job is not working for me. Maybe being made up as a witch is working too well. LOL.

I prefer Fern when she doesn't have that white makeup and Prae would be second then Sindy.

Prae face does look broader in that photo but seemed less in reality when I met her.

Out of curiosity, which website pic of Ninja is the most realistic? Shot 1 of 6 looks the best to me with slimmer face perhaps nose a little broad. Shot no. 6 looks 2nd best. Shots no. 2 to 5 appears to show puffy cheeks, does not appeal, and quite different to shot 1. Which look is most representative? I have to suspect the photoes were taken not all at the same time. Clearly two occasions possibly years apart. Like gained weight in the face for some photos? Shots 2 to 5 does not make her look slim to my eye. Am I deceived?

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1970490]If you look at the back of her jaw it does not slope up, rather it is quite square and makes a very hard right angle up to the joint. Many Isaan gals have a square jaw. Kind of a turn off for me.[/QUOTE]Back of the jaw? Do you mean the angle beneath the ear? Your description is very unclear to me.

I don't see any so called hard right angles. Do I lack the imagination to picture the right spot?

This might seem like an odd question to some, but I hope I'll get some response:

Can you recommend a happy ending massage in Bangkok? I know there are plenty, and I feel like I've tried almost all of them. I'm still missing one where the girl really tries hard to upsell, touching inner thighs and balls and stuff during massage, and maybe even offers more than a HJ. I'm not looking for an oily. I'm looking for a mom'and'pop massage place, ideally with some big-breasted MILFs that are eager to do more than a massage (wouldn't mind a girl though either).

Any recommendations? The few places I found so far do not exist anymore or have changed their owners / staff.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1970724]Yes tastes vary. I find Anna by far the least attractive in that photo. The nose job is not working for me. Maybe being made up as a witch is working too well. LOL.

I prefer Fern when she doesn't have that white makeup and Prae would be second then Sindy.

Prae face does look broader in that photo but seemed less in reality when I met her.

Out of curiosity, which website pic of Ninja is the most realistic? Shot 1 of 6 looks the best to me with slimmer face perhaps nose a little broad. Shot no. 6 looks 2nd best. Shots no. 2 to 5 appears to show puffy cheeks, does not appeal, and quite different to shot 1. Which look is most representative? I have to suspect the photoes were taken not all at the same time. Clearly two occasions possibly years apart. Like gained weight in the face for some photos? Shots 2 to 5 does not make her look slim to my eye. Am I deceived?[/QUOTE]I'm not saying Anna is the most attractive, just that the face shape is more to my taste. All of the photos of Ninja are representative and were taken within the past few months. The differences are just down to lighting. If you don't like her in those pics you won't like her in real life. I find Ninja's face shape much more attractive than Prae's and it seems most punters agree as she's clearly a lot more popular. Prae just looks like a totally average Isaan girl to me.

[QUOTE=*****man;1970773]I'm not saying Anna is the most attractive, just that the face shape is more to my taste. All of the photos of Ninja are representative and were taken within the past few months. The differences are just down to lighting. If you don't like her in those pics you won't like her in real life. I find Ninja's face shape much more attractive than Prae's and it seems most punters agree as she's clearly a lot more popular. Prae just looks like a totally average Isaan girl to me.[/QUOTE]Have to agree with you. Prae looks like your average Isaan lass. Ninja has that Nakhon Panom look that blends some Lao and Viet in to provide a much softer look. I agree on Anna's face as well. But yes, she is a bit long in the tooth now.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1970727]Back of the jaw? Do you mean the angle beneath the ear? Your description is very unclear to me.

I don't see any so called hard right angles. Do I lack the imagination to picture the right spot?[/QUOTE]Correct, the angle beneath the ear. Not a fan of that square jawed look. Also the area around the eyes is quite square. I really like the classic Asian almond shaped face with no hard angles and of course not too round either.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1970724]Yes tastes vary. I find Anna by far the least attractive in that photo. The nose job is not working for me. Maybe being made up as a witch is working too well. LOL.

I prefer Fern when she doesn't have that white makeup and Prae would be second then Sindy.

Prae face does look broader in that photo but seemed less in reality when I met her.

Out of curiosity, which website pic of Ninja is the most realistic? Shot 1 of 6 looks the best to me with slimmer face perhaps nose a little broad. Shot no. 6 looks 2nd best. Shots no. 2 to 5 appears to show puffy cheeks, does not appeal, and quite different to shot 1. Which look is most representative? I have to suspect the photoes were taken not all at the same time. Clearly two occasions possibly years apart. Like gained weight in the face for some photos? Shots 2 to 5 does not make her look slim to my eye. Am I deceived?[/QUOTE]In shot 1 of 6, Ninja has Snow White Menu in front of her on which prices for oil massage match the current prices (1 h 400 B, 1.5 h 500 B, 2 h 600 B). It can't be taken too far back in time, right?

[QUOTE=*****man;1970773]I'm not saying Anna is the most attractive, just that the face shape is more to my taste. All of the photos of Ninja are representative and were taken within the past few months. The differences are just down to lighting. If you don't like her in those pics you won't like her in real life. I find Ninja's face shape much more attractive than Prae's and it seems most punters agree as she's clearly a lot more popular. Prae just looks like a totally average Isaan girl to me.[/QUOTE]Being more popular is not the issue at all. Just 4 out of 6 Ninja photos don't appeal and look like chubby or puffy cheeks. I would like to see the real girl sometime in case I am getting the wrong impression.

I don't claim Prae is stunning but merely acceptable look to me when most of the girls looks were a much lower standard. I do find Fern prettier but she was absent. I rate Prae's body higher than the face as you already read.

I was easily able to pass on all the girls sitting outside addict and 102 simply they were not acceptable looking to me. So many ugly nose jobs. Some ugly tit jobs.

If these girls were in a bar, none of them are likely to be contenders at all. In a bar I take significant time to choose and try to evaluate all aspects of face, body naked, and attitude. Wise to do when the cost of a mistake is higher.

In comparison to other places Crazy House had only about 4 or 5 tit jobs in the whole line up (very low) last night, and only about 10 nose jobs in maybe 35 to 40 girls (a bit too high for my liking). Out front of Addict I would say 80 to 90% of girls had a nose job based on a very quick glance and the vast majority look bad to me.

There is a tendancy at various establishments for girls to get their surgeries all from the same place even though some of the jobs are horrible. I don't get it.

Who wants a cheap ugly tit or nose job?

All my regular girls of the last year, none have silicones and only one has a nose job that is a really high quality one that I admit looks good, using bone graft. I like the natural looks AFAP. I was thankful that Prae had natural looks and nothing to grate on my eyesight. Not stunning but one of few MP girls I have been willing to take. I probably only took 7 different MP girls for the year and 2 are almost forgotten now with no repeat considered.

I have not managed to select a girl at Snow White for some time. May have showed up at unlucky time, but most girls certainly had a broad face, many with nose or tit jobs putting me off too and many just not slim. I will keep trying to get more lucky and find a half stunner. LOL

I am regularly RTFF, but wondering what are the other gems hidden in Sky Massage besides Guitar? Like Tangmo, Anna, Fah? Looks so promising. Same for Bongkot I've been with Cash and Nooknik, besides that oil and Neena looks doable (YMMv). My favorite Mony / Momoy / May (ex- tulip, cherry) from Bongkot has left and I'm not lucky enough to find her again. What a girl she is, as a person and also as a performer too!

Does any of my fellow mongers had a chance to pop these hidden gems?

[QUOTE=JasonBen84;1971032]I am regularly RTFF, but wondering what are the other gems hidden in Sky Massage besides Guitar? Like Tangmo, Anna, Fah? Looks so promising. Same for Bongkot I've been with Cash and Nooknik, besides that oil and Neena looks doable (YMMv). My favorite Mony / Momoy / May (ex- tulip, cherry) from Bongkot has left and I'm not lucky enough to find her again. What a girl she is, as a person and also as a performer too!

Does any of my fellow mongers had a chance to pop these hidden gems?[/QUOTE]Had a very good session with Rose at Bongkot a year ago. Rose used to live on the top floor of the shop. When I popped in around 11 am, I was her first customer of the day, there was no other choice too. But I was lucky to have her. Unfortunately she is no longer working there anymore and I have no idea where she went.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1970427]Normally girls with baby are more likely to have bigger inside pussy dimensions, but Prae seemed exceptional small in the pussy at first.[/QUOTE]I'm a bit confused. Does this mean Prae does have a baby? From your earlier report I thought she didn't.

So, I went to my first soapy yesterday (Emmanulle), and it was a pretty lousy experience. I had been pretty excited to go after reading about soapies here and elsewhere, so I'm wondering if I just got ripped off / taken advantage of, got a rare dud, or was just expecting something unreasonable.

I got there around 8 and picked #42, although plenty of others would have been OK too. She was by far the hottest girl I've been with since arriving in BKK a few days ago both in face and body, but the session itself left much to be desired.

There was no kissing, covered BJ only, no body massage, no sliding with soapy suds (why even call it a soapy at that point? And 1 single, rather unenthusiastic coupling. The whole thing struck me as mechanical and highly unerotic, despite the hotness of the girl. In fact, we were done within about 40 minutes, and she even seemed hesitant to let me touch her after that, insisting that any further contact would cost me extra. Even if I were considering it to begin with, I sure as hell was not going to pay (even more) with that attitude.

So, which one is it? Did I unfortunately stumble upon a dud, one who sensed my inexperience and decided to milk it for all it was worth, or is this sort of thing standard for soapies and I'm just expecting too much?

[QUOTE=*****man;1971142]I'm a bit confused. Does this mean Prae does have a baby? From your earlier report I thought she didn't.[/QUOTE]I had a session with Prae maybe a year ago. She had one of the best, if not the best, bodies from among the numerous PSE oily girls I have been with. I would be very surprised if as of when I saw her she had had a baby.

The problem with her though is unlike the vast majority of PSE girls I have been with at oilies, I felt from the moment the session began she put up a wall between me and her, sort of along the lines of "this is a professional transaction so let's get on with it. " If I recall she did moan but the moans were fake and distracting. I had some trouble finishing with her, but took one for the team and finally did so.

So my take: Great body, decent face, fake or perhaps standoffish attitude that got in the way of a fulfilling session. Having said this I have considered trying her again, for her great body, to see whether the other things fall in place. But so far I haven't done so.

[QUOTE=*****man;1971142]I'm a bit confused. Does this mean Prae does have a baby? From your earlier report I thought she didn't.[/QUOTE]Sorry for the confusing phrase. She has not had a baby. Was just supposed to be a comparison to girls who have bigger pussies.