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I tend to review not so much the girls but more the general feeling of the place and I have got reactions that there are big difference in the quality of looks for the girls in the places I write about and make similarities between.
Looks of girls is really not so important for me if they only have something that turn me on. I do not need perfect ass, tits, waist, face AND personality at the same time. If a girl is in a good playful mood and have a killer ass it can turn me on as hell! Then I will concentrate on the ass and can ignore saggy tits and / or a bit ugliness. I will just drench her in baby oil and slip around on her ass like bit of butter in a hot pan!
If she got nice big natural tits the baby oil goes between them and I dive into the gap like a horny walrus.
Sometime it is enough with a really perverted proposal from a not so attractive girl to get my blood to boil and lure me to a zimmer.
I also have times when I get really turned on by a girl just by her perfect optics and I feel I just need to bang her. I do not even try to start a conversation with her, only "you, me, kino, 50 eur?" But normally the standard slim Romanian 20-25 year beauty do not get my money since I will not remember her.
I love fucking and like a varied diet!
