Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1971740]An average girl doesn't make so much but a really top girl can get 150 K. I guess 200 K maybe fairly rare, I don't know the girl of course. Anyway, most guys can't afford to support a girl to the tune of 150 K per month. That is a bit beyond me, so I never comtemplated taking a 150 K girl away from it. LOL. There was such a girl that I seriously liked in the past, but 150 K is way too far. LOL.

Do math and work out how much it costs to support her on a per fuck basis, making some assumptions that sex might be often and damn good. LOL.

So rich benefactors only I think. Then you have to think of what other things she is great for, outside of sex. My GF doesn't bring to me many of the things I was expecting or hoping for, including not enough sex. Having a GF is not always so worthwhile whether great at sex or not. Costly though.[/QUOTE]I would think you can typically take a 150 K (or whatever) girl out as for less than their actual salary. Think of it as a "work from home" perk. They can be paid less since they don't have to sit around in a brothel all day. They can now go on vacations to Europe / Samui / etc, take selfies and gain face with their family / cousins / etc, something that is like equally as important as money. But yet, most guys who do that are rich, or rather, come from rich families. They pay the monthly bill on the car that they "buy" them, girl gains a lot more face, doesn't have to work in Bangkok / Pattaya. So a whole 150 k / month isn't needed to match the benefits / perks of not having to actually work anymore. Also, these rich benefactors tend to get bored of the relationship after a year (like how many of these relatioships work out in the long run anyway right? And the girl goes back to work in the brothel. Pretty much any girl who can speak perfect English (and works in a brothel in Thailand) had something like this happen.

[QUOTE=AquaDreams;1971898]Anyone ever bring their own tunes to the MPs? Will be my first time in BKK this coming February, I am putting together a few play-lists to enhance the vibe. Want to bring in my iPhone and Bose Soundlink II, bluetooth link. Do they allow this, as long as the volume isn't too intense? Seems like a very good idea.[/QUOTE]I would ignore the previous reply. Over the top in my opinion and did not even seem to register that you would keep the volume at reasonable levels. Coming to BKK is about getting what you want and having a good time. If some tunes will make for a better experience, then why not? You don't have to be like everyone else, especially conforming to the styles of the eclectic bunch here. None of the walls are so thin that some light music will be a disturbance. There is no issue to bring such kit with you and your girl will probably be apprehensive at first when you dig into your bag, then thankful that you are pulling out a speaker rather than a strapon, giant dong, handcuffs or anal beads like some of the other customers might do.

Although not at MPs, I have had a number of girls play music on their phone because that is what they like during a session. Personally I find music or TV a distraction, so I always get things silent. To each his own. Enjoy Bangkok, AsianRain.

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1971960]I would think you can typically take a 150 K (or whatever) girl out as for less than their actual salary. Think of it as a "work from home" perk. They can be paid less since they don't have to sit around in a brothel all day. They can now go on vacations to Europe / Samui / etc, take selfies and gain face with their family / cousins / etc, something that is like equally as important as money. But yet, most guys who do that are rich, or rather, come from rich families. They pay the monthly bill on the car that they "buy" them, girl gains a lot more face, doesn't have to work in Bangkok / Pattaya. So a whole 150 k / month isn't needed to match the benefits / perks of not having to actually work anymore. Also, these rich benefactors tend to get bored of the relationship after a year (like how many of these relatioships work out in the long run anyway right? And the girl goes back to work in the brothel. Pretty much any girl who can speak perfect English (and works in a brothel in Thailand) had something like this happen.[/QUOTE]Wow Parkville. I'm surprised to read such an intelligent post from you. Very good insight on the matter.

[QUOTE=AsianRain;1971984]None of the walls are so thin that some light music will be a disturbance. There is no issue to bring such kit with you and your girl will probably be apprehensive at first when you dig into your bag, then thankful that you are pulling out a speaker rather than a strapon, giant dong, handcuffs or anal beads like some of the other customers might do.
[/QUOTE]I have noticed with some girls in the PSE places that they feel more comfortable doing weird pervy stuff than more 'normal' stuff like post-coital relaxation. And last time I was in such a place I could clearly hear the spanking the girl in the next room was getting and her moans, which was quite good as it added to the seedy atmosphere and made my girl raise her volume to try and drown it out. Some guy listening to drum 'n' bass in the next room would just be off-putting. Why not bring a girl into your hotel room for that sort of thing?

[QUOTE=*****man;1971994]I have noticed with some girls in the PSE places that they feel more comfortable doing weird pervy stuff than more 'normal' stuff like post-coital relaxation. And last time I was in such a place I could clearly hear the spanking the girl in the next room was getting and her moans, which was quite good as it added to the seedy atmosphere and made my girl raise her volume to try and drown it out. Some guy listening to drum 'n' bass in the next room would just be off-putting. Why not bring a girl into your hotel room for that sort of thing?[/QUOTE]Last I will say about this. He DID say that he would moderate the volume of whatever music he was playing, so personal preferences aside, I think it is inconsequential. Think positive. The music might be used to have a good rhythm to spank his girl more vigorously, thereby generating lots of she-moans next door which make the seedy atmosphere that some mongers might actually consider a plus! Woo hoo!

If quiet is an important factor, I would suggest to ask for a corner room in an MP where available to minimize noise from adjacent rooms. When I go freelance, I use diPlace at Nana for my short times as the beds do not squeak, no windows for outside noise and solid walls where I have yet to hear sounds from next door. When I do short times near Soi Cowboy, the staff at Asoke Place hand me the same key every time to my preferred "quiet room" so I don't have to be in the rooms on the Cowboy side where I am exposed to the untalented band shreiking out 70's hits. Enjoy Bangkok, AsianRain.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1971882]I don't really understand the need for NEW but I do understand the need for Change or variety. The question for me would be how big a harem would need to be to make me completely happy. I think a 5 or 6 girl harem could be fine if includes a western girl or two, Asian, and a black beauty, and at least 1 girl with large natural knockers. To be fair I would allow the girls to get variety of men also.[/QUOTE]For me the majority of the draw in Thailand was new. For years I rarely repeated gals, and if I did repeat it was only after several months had passed. I would do two to three new gals per week. It was all about the variety for me.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1972023]For me the majority of the draw in Thailand was new. For years I rarely repeated gals, and if I did repeat it was only after several months had passed. I would do two to three new gals per week. It was all about the variety for me.[/QUOTE]I have become very reluctant to take NEW girls simply due to risk of the unknown possibly weak or soso session, so almost always prefer a regular girl if available. Of course being desperate for sex, or meeting an absolute stunner can change my mind. I am amazed that guys on a tight budget can afford too many mistake sessions. What percentage of NEW girls are worth repeating? Certainly less than 50% even for me who likes to repeat.

My variety is more about big tits or small tits, firm or saggy, and stunning looks verses amazing skills, I guess. I can get the practical variety from a limited set of girls.

Little benefit to get new girls with slightly different looks or slightly different personality, if the new one turns out to be dud or not sexually compatible in the room. Still I know guys have the primordial urge to impregnate as many girls as possible to continue their lineage. LOL.

I have to make myself try some new girls in order to increase the pool of girls available for repeat.

Last night was different, meeting an absolute stunner on the street near Soi 5, who was alas not available, quickly heading to some client, but I would have agreed to take her in 2 seconds flat, if she was available. I should have offered her a big tip for the LINE contact, in retrospect, but was too slow thinking, since she works in Rama 3 district. Prettiest girl that I saw in a long time. Literally I stopped dead in my tracks after going 5 metres past her, turned around and was forced to go to where she was. Every guy was wanting to do this girl, I reckon, unless they require absolutely white skin. I have no clue about her tits. Was the face that hooked me instantly and body looked pretty good. I would not care if she had zero tits, although unlikely. She looked exuberantly dazzling to me.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1972041]I have become very reluctant to take NEW girls simply due to risk of the unknown possibly weak or soso session, so almost always prefer a regular girl if available. Of course being desperate for sex, or meeting an absolute stunner can change my mind. I am amazed that guys on a tight budget can afford too many mistake sessions. What percentage of NEW girls are worth repeating? Certainly less than 50% even for me who likes to repeat.[/QUOTE]Oh, I am reluctant as well. I am reluctant to take gals who get good reports these days as I find most of the punters to be less than discerning. As I stated in my post; that was why I loved LOS. Cheap and plentiful. When you are spending 12.50 to 25 USD for a sesh; bad ones don't matter that much. Now they do. Hence why I don't partake very much. I just find most sessions a waste of money. As one dude on here so perfectly stated, "I'd rather save the money, spend it on a great meal, and head home for a wank. " At current prices my expectations for looks and performance are almost never met.

My last day for an oily visit and I was split between doing a repeat or opting for something new. I had thought I spied something interesting with tattoos as I left snow white after ninja visit #2 but I didn't want to go in not pick Ninja and walk out in case I didn't like the better view I had. So did the walk through of 24 then 24/1 and happened upon a girl with a different look I had noticed earlier in the week at Can Cam. Name was Youko from Ching Mai which explains some of the different look than you normally see at these places. Really nice tits, they were fake but one of the better jobs I had seen so much so had trouble determining they weren't real. She had a baby but nothing much showed and may have explained the nice knockers some. LFK, a little DFK, and average fair for one of these places, but she was sweet and accommodating and no complaints. Got her line for future contact and would consider repeating. Cam Can is a little more at either 2200 for 60 vs the more common 1900.

She actually looks younger in person than in the pics so rare time she is better in person than pics.

[URL]http://cancam-massage.com/gals/profile.php?gal_dir=92[/URL]

I love the variety. The excitement of seeing a new girls face during the act and hearing her moans. Certainly makes the quiet ones less interesting to me. But I also agree better sex is almost always with regulars, same as when in a relationship and it improves as you learn what works for both of you. This is also some of the reason I am willing to try a new place and often find something I like instead of walking, a lot of the adventure for me is trying a new girl. Guess I am still feeding that primordial urge. I do like collecting pics of the girls in a dropbox archive, reviewing later makes for a nice way to pass a crappy afternoon.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1972041]I have become very reluctant to take NEW girls simply due to risk of the unknown possibly weak or soso session, so almost always prefer a regular girl if available. Of course being desperate for sex, or meeting an absolute stunner can change my mind. I am amazed that guys on a tight budget can afford too many mistake sessions. What percentage of NEW girls are worth repeating? Certainly less than 50% even for me who likes to repeat.

My variety is more about big tits or small tits, firm or saggy, and stunning looks verses amazing skills, I guess. I can get the practical variety from a limited set of girls.

Little benefit to get new girls with slightly different looks or slightly different personality, if the new one turns out to be dud or not sexually compatible in the room. Still I know guys have the primordial urge to impregnate as many girls as possible to continue their lineage. LOL.

I have to make myself try some new girls in order to increase the pool of girls available for repeat.

Last night was different, meeting an absolute stunner on the street near Soi 5, who was alas not available, quickly heading to some client, but I would have agreed to take her in 2 seconds flat, if she was available. I should have offered her a big tip for the LINE contact, in retrospect, but was too slow thinking, since she works in Rama 3 district. Prettiest girl that I saw in a long time. Literally I stopped dead in my tracks after going 5 metres past her, turned around and was forced to go to where she was. Every guy was wanting to do this girl, I reckon, unless they require absolutely white skin. I have no clue about her tits. Was the face that hooked me instantly and body looked pretty good. I would not care if she had zero tits, although unlikely. She looked exuberantly dazzling to me.[/QUOTE]

Personally I love being able to hear the other girls in a massage place or a macau sauna. I think it's a great turn on, is sort of like having porn on the tv like they do in macao, but not the screechy japanese stuff. It's great when you can hear a girl getting it next door and your girl looks at you and you share a smile on the things to come. In my first time at a BJ bar (kassalong) this definitely added to the seedy atmosphere hearing another girl polishing someones knob a few stalls over. Nice thing about just hearing and not seeing is could be a girl I would never take or watch in porn and doesn't make a difference, in my head she is super hot. Quiet girls quite frankly are the worst for me and a close tie to girls who overdue the fake moans without any acting skill.

[QUOTE=*****man;1971994]I have noticed with some girls in the PSE places that they feel more comfortable doing weird pervy stuff than more 'normal' stuff like post-coital relaxation. And last time I was in such a place I could clearly hear the spanking the girl in the next room was getting and her moans, which was quite good as it added to the seedy atmosphere and made my girl raise her volume to try and drown it out. Some guy listening to drum 'n' bass in the next room would just be off-putting. Why not bring a girl into your hotel room for that sort of thing?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MichaelSamuel;1972263]Personally I love being able to hear the other girls in a massage place or a macau sauna. I think it's a great turn on, is sort of like having porn on the tv like they do in macao, but not the screechy japanese stuff. It's great when you can hear a girl getting it next door and your girl looks at you and you share a smile on the things to come. In my first time at a BJ bar (kassalong) this definitely added to the seedy atmosphere hearing another girl polishing someones knob a few stalls over. Nice thing about just hearing and not seeing is could be a girl I would never take or watch in porn and doesn't make a difference, in my head she is super hot. Quiet girls quite frankly are the worst for me and a close tie to girls who overdue the fake moans without any acting skill.[/QUOTE]I am not so sure about hearing girls moaning near by. I find myself often thinking that the girls' moans sound a bit fake, but not always. However it is definitely way better to hear the girls only, than to hear the guys grunting. LOL I am also not that keen on overhearing girls talking dirty to their customer. Only a few girls talk a bit dirty with me and it does nothing for me really. Talk is just talk and has a fake feel about it mostly. Action means more.

Tonight I have a date with gorgeous student Donut (ex Crazy H girl). She is definitely a screamer big time in a high pitched quite loud way. I sometimes wonder if she sounds fake to others, but that has always been her way when she gets turned on. I don't think she can do quiet sex at all. LOL Anyway her moaning style is quite unique. I am sure she did not copy it from someone else, unless she has been watching some Japanese porn. LOL Just kidding Japanese porn girls are required to whine like they are suffering. My girl does not sound like suffering, so different again. If she was with someone else in a room nearby, I would definitely recognise her from the way she squeals. LOL.

I also am supposed to meet another freelancer today. Will have to juggle the times, but with Thai girls, one never knows. One of the dates may fall through. Always keep backup plans. LOL.

[QUOTE=MichaelSamuel;1972247] Cam Can is a little more at either 2200 for 60 vs the more common 1900.

She actually looks younger in person than in the pics so rare time she is better in person than pics.

[URL]http://cancam-massage.com/gals/profile.php?gal_dir=92[/URL][/QUOTE]This place is a bit pricey and the Japanese papasan is a bit clueless, however they have had some nicer looking girls over time, and good standard rooms. I have tried about 5 or 6 girls from there since about 3 years ago. Two were poor or clueless, and the other 4 good GFEs. No guarantees. Rooms were good for a nice Nuru body slide too.

I normally took slim girls, and I really miss one girl May even though she had sillies, which is unusual for me. Was a great session with a pretty girl. I often thought about trying Lek, but she is rather tiny in stature at 139 cm. I can't remember going lower than 150 before LOL. Maybe I ignore the height, since her face and shape look good. Would 69 even me possible? Good for short guys who want to feel tall.

I went to CanCam more frequently than other places on the Soi simply due to having some prettier girls.

Once in a while would go to Analisa on soi 22, but since they've moved locations, decided to try Kiss Massage further down into the soi.

Was excited about what appeared to be a quality line-up, until I asked for full service and what was on offer was typical for the old Washington Square places. Some some real cuties around, but I think they only do the BJ or HJ happy ending massages. Massage menu is quite extensive, with all sorts of 'kinky' options, but it seems all style over substance. Only one full service option, and the price is a greatly inflated Bt. 2500!

Though a relatively new place, rooms already worn and with that funky small massage shop moldy odour to them.

Overall, not recommended. Much better options abound and for this shop's full service rates soapies have much better line-ups.

I had to go pick up some IT gear at Fortune Town today, so decided to swing by Amsterdam. To my surprise, it is gone, torn down. Part of the older building still standing and tried to see if they just consolidated into one building, but it too seems to be prepped for a tear-down.

Any info on Amsterdam relocating, or are they out of business for good?