Chiang Mai

[QUOTE=Dinghy]shark - the usual problem with someone used to driving on the right side of the road is making RIGHT TURNS. Watch yourself - I wound up on the right side of the road twice. You only get ONE MISTAKE (of significance). Remember - they DO drive on the LEFT...in the MIDDLE...ON THE RIGHT...(where ever they damned well PLEASE...)

AND I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE OF IT!!! CM traffic wasn't NEARLY as bad as BKK or PATS[/QUOTE]


Thanks for your concerns buddy.
But not to worry as if you kept up with me lately, I've gotten back recently from a 10 days Bali mongering trip with another veteran ISG member- Phantomtiger and had a blast wondering around on motos. Bali also drives on the left side. I also rented from other LOS locations in the past (except BKK), but just have to keep reminding myself to STAY LEFT to keep out of trouble.

Shark

every time i say to myself "gee, i've heard(or seen) it all now!" something comes along that makes me "eat my words!" to whit:

[url]http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2010/06/30/australian-****-arrested-for-[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url]-of-a-minor-in-chiangmai/[/url]

i guess i can die in peace now as nothing in this world can possibly "top" this!

or can it?

[quote=lexb]every time i say to myself "gee, i've heard(or seen) it all now!" something comes along that makes me "eat my words!" to whit:

[url]http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2010/06/30/australian-****-arrested-for-[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url]-of-a-minor-in-chiangmai/[/url]

i guess i can die in peace now as nothing in this world can possibly "top" this!

or can it?[/quote]


yeah, i saw this on the news myself and couldn't believe it at first.
guess it's the old saying: once a ****, always a ****p.

the most disturbing thing about this whole incident (at least in my mind) is that he finally got caught at age 90, so how much damage has he actually done in say, over 70years?
even if convicted now, he may spend 1-2 year before he croaks, so at this point, the punishment will never fit the crime(s) committed.

strictly imo.

shark

Hi all,

Is there anyone who can recommend a pharmacy to buy cialis in CM. I looking for the real one, unless someone can recommend a place which has only "authentic" copies (like ajanta for example)

Any recommandation on a bisexual escort/massauese in CM would be great too!

Tanks a lot in advance.

[QUOTE=Naked Gunz]I've been getting terrible headaches doing this though...[/QUOTE]Sorry to reply to old post, but if you are taking "C" it works for 72 hours, so I take it before I go to bed and sleep through the worst side effects. I get headaches and my blood pressure fluctuates so I go from feeling like my face is going to explode to getting very cold and dizzy. Usually by the next morning I don't feel anything and I still get all the benefits for 2 days.

I wrapped up my two week sojourn to the LOS with a 3 and a half day trip to Chiang Mai (17.7 - 20.7). This was my first time visiting this burg, and while I was impressed by the openness and friendliness of the people, I was a bit disappointed with the nightlife and the hobby scene.

I started my first night in town with a little recon. I was staying at the Raming lodge so it was relatively easy to scout the beer bars on Loh Kroh road. Unfortunately, there really wasn’t much to write home about here. At 10 PM most of the places here only had a few girls, none of which I really fancied. As I have had some success picking up freebies and FLs this trip, I decided to check out the club scene. It was also Saturday night so I figured there may be a lot of regular girl types out too. From the thread I gathered that Bubbles, Hot Shot (both at the Pornping Hotel) and Spicy were the places to be. The first two are a short walk from the Hotel. Unfortunately Bubbles is now defunct, having closed about a year ago. Hot Spot is open, but it is more of a place where people go in groups to party together. There are tons of chairs and tables on the floor, making it very difficult to navigate.
There was only one group of 2 girls alone without dudes in tow. And they were soon swooped on by some local guys. Not a real loss, as they weren’t to my taste anyway. I bailed on the place after 1 beer, a little before 1AM.

I thought it was a good time to try Spicy. But the googlemap’s direction for getting there are inaccurate and I soon found myself on the iron bridge that leads away from the center. The bridge is packed with local teens drinking, smoking, trying to cool off in the night breeze off the river, and generally having a good time. I approached a group of them to ask directions to Spicy. Very nice kids, but with the language barrier we didn’t really understand each other. I bid my farewells to them and headed out in what I thought was the right direction, only to be flagged down by one of the kids on a motorbike. He motioned for me to get on and then went out of his way to drive me around town for 15 minutes till we reached Spicy, which is really just outside the southern gate of the city walls. When I tried to give him some money he refused to take it. Eventually I pressed 200 BHT into his hand and told him to buy some drinks and beer for his friends. He smiled and wished me chock dee. Very nice kid. I wish I could speak some Thai, as I think I would have had a great (though most likely non sexual) time hanging out with them on the bridge.

Spicy had been described to me as the “high end nightclub” in the city and I imagined it to look something like the club of the same name in BKK. But this place is strictly a dingy and low rent affair. It makes Walking Street bar in Pattaya look like Studio 54! Its really a converted restaurant with a tiny dance floor that is packed with young farangs hopping up and down. Over weight western girls in (unfortunately) revealing dresses just purchased at the night bazaar. Drunk western dudes in shorts and Beer Chang T-shirts. I man, how frigging retarded can you get? It would be like me coming to San Francisco and then going out clubbing in an Alcatraz T-shirt I just bought in Chinatown. A sprinkling of Thai FLs, but all of them are bottom of the barrel fuggly. Where are the Light skinned Thai-Chinese princesses I have heard so much about? I couldn’t take much more of this and bailed after only one beer.

Decided to walk back towards the hotel and see if there was any trouble to get into along the way. It was about 1:30 Am and most places were either dead or winding down to close. I got approached by a few streetwalkers but 99% of them were LBs. I found this to be the case of the SW scene throughout the trip. I did run into one very cute non LB SW though, but I declined as I still wanted to explore my options. (BIG MISTAKE – read on)

I got back to Loi Kroh road and scouted the bars again. Slim pickings. I made it to the beer bar complex with the boxing ring and was about to quit when I spotted an absolute stunner out of the corner of my eye at the bar in the far right hand corner with the pool table, just past the ring. Petite, light skinned, with an angelic face. I quickly sat down and bought her a drink. Her name was Judy and she had just gotten back from BKK that very evening.
She was there taking her exams as she is studying to be a nurse. We sat and joked and talked for a while. She had some friends at the bar too. A farang-Thai couple who laid out the scene to me. They said Spicy was pretty much the only club in town and that it only started to get filled up at 2AM when all the bar girls got off their shift and started going there. So I probably showed up the too early. But what is the point if this place only brings together the bar girls I passed on earlier in the evening.

Soon our place was s about to close too. The nice couple invited us to come to Spicy with them, but I just didn’t have the energy. I suggested to Judy that we retire to my place, but she said she as very tired from her beat and that she probably could do nothing for me. I let it go at that. But she did ask me to promise to meet her at the bar the next day. I promised I’d try, and bid her a good night.

I ended up going home alone with my prick in my hands. I had several propositions form bar girls on the way back to my room. But I have become pretty picky on this trip and none of the girls met my standards. Lesson learned form Night One: Chiang Mai is a slow little town and pretty dead, even on Saturday night. We are talking slim picking here. Don’t dilly-dally. Snap up the first girl that you find attractive and doable or else you may go to bed without your supper.

I contracted a real bad case of food poisoning form the breakfast buffet at Raming and was completely out of commission the next day. Only left my room to get medicine at the next door pharmacy. Absolute misery! I so wished my little nurse Judy was there to comfort me. What a frigging pisser. I’ve been eating street food with little regard for two weeks and I get sick off the hotel food! Ruined my day and prevented me from seeking out Judy the next night.

Felt a bit better the next day, but was pretty weak and slept in until the afternoon. Decided I needed a real Thai soapy to get me back on track and relieve all the aches and pains form my ordeal. I Decided to check out the massage joints at the Phucome and Chiang Mai Hills hotels and took a cab out there (200 BHT). Both are a bit disappointing. Neither is a real soapy – they don’t do the air mattress or the sliding body massage. They both have two fishbowls with two tiers for girls. 1st ties is 1400 at Phicome and 1500 ad CM hills, 2nd tier is 1000 at both (price is for 90 minutes). There are about 20 girls at each, but much in the way of lineups. Nowhere near the quality you will find at a place like Angel Massage in BKK. However, Phucome did have one very attractive girl in the 1st tier line up. Her name was Fai. Smoking body with a great pair of natural C cups (or the best fakes I’ve ever managed to get my hands on). Cute face, more Chinese than Thai and very light skin.

Fai took me to the room undressed me and gave me a nice scrub down in the Jacuzzi. The room was a little dingy but clean overall and very spacious. Her body was absolutely phenomenal and she maneuvered it well in the tub, getting my dick between her tits as she gave me a good scrub down. BJ was covered (she wanted extra to go uncovered but I declined), and she willingly went through all the positions. Great body and it was fun to bang her in doggy, but the pussy was a little loose as she applied a massive amount of lube. But her body was just a dream and I did manage to come pretty good. Overall the experience was pretty mechanical and lacked the passion I have had at places like Angel in BKK. She kind of pissed me off when she rushed to the bathtub to wash herself off after I licked her ear. I thought that she was finally getting into it and that we were working our way to a more passionate round 2. I ended the session at this point, about 20 minutes short, and left without giving her a tip. I don’t think I’d repeat. Sorry I have just been too spoiled by the GFEs I have on this trip to enjoy this one, though I would probably be ecstatic to run into this kind of experience in a month or two after I’ve been pining away for a beautiful asian girl here in the states.

Got a ride back into town for 100 BHT and did a little shopping at the night bazaar (the tithe for the GF back home LOL). The plan was to hit the beer bars later and try to find Judy. But she wasn’t at her bar On the way to find Judy an absolute cutie caught my eye as I passed Darling bar, so I decided to go back there and give her a better look. I really liked what I saw and settled in to a couch with her on the back. Her name was Mee and she was absolutely adorable. Short, dark and very petite with a cute little Siamese cat face (with sharp little teeth). Also very loud and fun. Soon she was telling me how she wanted to take me home and suck my cock dry. I ordered some food for her form the Chinese place next door. They brought feast for us and I invited the other girls to partake. Though I still felt queasy and only tasted a bit of the food it looked absolutely delicious and only came out to around 300 BHT. Incidentally, I did not find the rest of the girls at the bar even remotely attractive, but I was having a lot of fun laughing and joking with them and I was happy I could buy them a meal. Mee was very attentive to me and kept hugging and kissing me. With dinner done I paid her 400 BHT bar fine and we were back to my room.

Mee was true to her word back at the bar and gave me an amazing BJ. She made me promise not to come as she said she really wanted to fuck my brains out. Soon she was on top and riding me till she came. At this point I shifted her around into mish while still staying inside her and started pounding away again. She just loved this and kept moaning how good I fucked. Soon I came too and we collapsed into each others arms and into a deep sleep.

Poor little Mee slept like a log. I let her sleep in through the next morning. I slept in too and was still pretty beat with my food poisoning so didn’t force the sex at first light issue. By the time I woke up it was 11:30Am and we didn’t have time for a morning round as I had to shower, pack and be out by 12. I really didn’t mind too much. I’ve been having some amazing sex over the last two weeks and considering the long day(s) ahead of me (an elephant trek followed by 36 hrs of travel home) it was probably a good idea to sleep in. Still, I wish we had had time for a morning round as this girl was a lot of fun. I gave her 1000BHT (we never talked about money before hand) and she was very happy, kissing me on the mouth and thanking me for the food form the night before.

The elephant trek was brilliant as was the trip to the Hill tribe villages. Those elephants are simply amazing – they play football and even paint! An the countryside is just lovely. I got plenty of alibi pics to show the folks back home. LOL

All in all CM was fun. The surrounding countryside is stunning and the people are really very kind. But the mongering scene leaves much to be desired. I didn’t really see many of the light skinned Chinese-Thai princesses I had been fantasizing about. Some cute university girls on motorbikes and by the University district, but I didn’t really have the time to explore this option and play the courtship game. I didn’t see these girls out at the clubs on Saturday either. Besides you can find girls that look the same (or even better) in the posh shopping malls in BKK and even Pattaya. If I do go back to CM it will be to do one of the 2 day treks in the hills, not to look for poon. I may even bring a girl with me next time.

If you do come mongering do recognize that your options are limited and be ready to pounce on the first young thing that strikes your fancy. Your choices here are pretty limited.

I hope you guys find this report useful.

Stay horny my friends,
Uncle V

[QUOTE=Uncle Volodya]


. Where are the Light skinned Thai-Chinese princesses I have heard so much about? [/QUOTE]




You will find more "light skin gals" working in the BKK MPs than you will in all of CM as they can make more money there.

[QUOTE=Phantomtiger2]You will find more "light skin gals" working in the BKK MPs than you will in all of CM as they can make more money there.[/QUOTE]

exactly my conclusion...

[QUOTE=Uncle Volodya]I wrapped up my two week sojourn to the LOS with a 3 and a half day trip to Chiang Mai (17.7 - 20.7). This was my first time visiting this burg, and while I was impressed by the openness and friendliness of the people, I was a bit disappointed with the nightlife and the hobby scene.[/QUOTE]Hate to admit it but what you have posted is generally true. Which is why I no longer visit CM on a regular basis like I did years ago (and even then it was just a so-so mongering scene compare to the rest of LOS.)

Also, there are some nice lookers around but never that many and the reason you never see them is because once someone finds a real honey and books them, they often book them for multiple days or a week as choices in general are slim.

FZ

UV, I have been enjoying reading your reports very much!

I have not spent a lot of time in CM, but in my limited experience there, I have to agree that if you find an attractive girl that you make a connection with, then barfine her then and there. It really can be hit or miss, and one does not have the options that are available to them in BKK or Pattaya. I may have been very lucky, but I have had a very good time on my two trips to CM, or maybe it's that I am willing to barfine pretty quickly if I like the girl.

Uncle V.,
an excellent report yet again. I've never been to CM, precisely because I suspected things were as you describe them - slow, and a little hit-and-miss. On the other hand, when I am in the mood for a little sight-seeing and interacting with real people, I might just give it a try.

I guess you are back in the States now, suffering the indignity of monogamy. Your reports have been refreshing indeed, and I hope you can find your way back to LOS - for the sake of my reading pleasure, if nothing else.

Many thanks.

and excellent, intuitive observation, Kumbu!

[Quote=Kumbu]...you describe them - slow, and a little hit-and-miss. On the other hand, when I am in the mood for a little sight-seeing and interacting with real people[/Quote]My thought on Chiang Mai when I was there, was that the people were extremely friendly and helpful and that I had really discovered why Thailand is, sometimes, called "The Land of Smiles"(a/k/a the real Thailand!)...as you wrote, Kumbu, real people "echoes" my sentiments, exactly!

Unfortunately, I quickly learned that the biggest "downside" of Chiang Mai is the local girls/women, especially from the "university crowd"(who, IMO, couldn"t have looked cuter dressed in their white blouse/navy skirt school uniforms!) are, generally, anti-falang and even speaking to a falang is a "societal stigma"!(the perception is we are the "sum total" of how we conduct ourselves in Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, Patpong, Pattaya, etc.!)

But, as I will be moving there in a few weeks, I look forward to conduct myself in a way that will attempt to "deflect" this perception!

[QUOTE=Kumbu]Uncle V.,
an excellent report yet again. I've never been to CM, precisely because I suspected things were as you describe them - slow, and a little hit-and-miss. On the other hand, when I am in the mood for a little sight-seeing and interacting with real people, I might just give it a try.

I guess you are back in the States now, suffering the indignity of monogamy. Your reports have been refreshing indeed, and I hope you can find your way back to LOS - for the sake of my reading pleasure, if nothing else.

Many thanks.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the the kind words. I like the unfortunate turn of phrase; :the "indignity of monogamy" indeed it is for this gentleman for the next few months.

[QUOTE=Uncle Volodya]All in all CM was fun. The surrounding countryside is stunning and the people are really very kind. But the mongering scene leaves much to be desired. I didn’t really see many of the light skinned Chinese-Thai princesses I had been fantasizing about. Some cute university girls on motorbikes and by the University district, but I didn’t really have the time to explore this option and play the courtship game. I didn’t see these girls out at the clubs on Saturday either. Besides you can find girls that look the same (or even better) in the posh shopping malls in BKK and even Pattaya. If I do go back to CM it will be to do one of the 2 day treks in the hills, not to look for poon. I may even bring a girl with me next time.[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot. I did find this report very useful. I guess when I go to CM next year I will do 3 days. 2 for the trek you are talking about and 1 to dilly-dally around. And I may even bring company with me as you have suggested or try to find girls online before I go.

[QUOTE=Lexb]

Unfortunately, I quickly learned that the biggest "downside" of Chiang Mai is the local girls/women, especially from the "university crowd"(who, IMO, couldn"t have looked cuter dressed in their white blouse/navy skirt school uniforms!) are, generally, anti-falang and even speaking to a falang is a "societal stigma"!(the perception is we are the "sum total" of how we conduct ourselves in Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, Patpong, Pattaya, etc.!)

[/QUOTE]
How do you figure they are anti-farang?

Are you dressed like a typical tourist? Do you speak proper Thai? How did you approach the girls? Are you old, ugly, dirty?

Basically, sexy young CM university girls don't need farang. The thai guys have enough money now days to keep most of them happy. Best approach to get these girls is if you are young, handsome, and have really good game. Also if you got some cash and are smooth then you can probably get some nookie. Or get a really good pimp that can hook you up. This won't be cheap, though.