Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1976307]I was joking around a little re swooning, however I don't see any real similarity between the two pics at all, so I am highly sceptical they are the same girl. I concede that severe photoshopping may produce apparently two different girls. I have not seen the real girl to compare to either.

I am surprised that you would say both are CLEARLY Sandy, for such dissimilar pics.[/QUOTE]There's no point going round in circles with this one. I'm 100% certain that both of those photos are of the same woman I met yesterday. Your perceptions are different (and wrong).

[QUOTE=*****man;1976311]Your perceptions are different (and wrong).[/QUOTE]I was clearly unsure, being sceptical it was the same girl. If I don't know, that can't be so wrong, as such. You could say my scepticism was not warranted, if you could see a strong similarity that I could not detect.

I wonder if others also see the similarity or not? It could be an example of just how far photoshopping can make a girl look different, however I did not know that photo shopping computers had a magic "make the girl look beautiful" button, while understanding it could obviously slim her down, change her skin colour, remove blemishes distort certain parts of the body too small or too prominent, etc.

I did not know how sophisticated photo shopping has got that any girl could be turned into a gorgeous look. Does this mean that for shopped photography situations, pretty models are no longer needed any more? maybe some photoshopping experts can enlighten us further on this topic.

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Several of your posts are heading towards personal attacks, so I wonder if I am really that irritating to give my own opinions on things, and make a few little exaggerated jokes. Maybe some people are a bit too sensitive about certain things.
[/QUOTE]I think you're being oversensitive if you consider what I wrote a personal attack. What I do find irritating though is that you seem to think your own opinion is hugely important to other people, when in reality it probably isn't. You derail the thread by trying to turn a minor issue like a touched-up photo into a massive discussion about things that have nothing to do with the subject of the thread. That makes the thread very difficult to navigate as people have to wade through page after page of your posts and the replies which you occasionally elicit in order to see the more useful stuff like field reports. Not every thought you have has to be written down and shared on this forum.

[QUOTE=*****man;1976282]Snow White: Ninja, Emmy, Nonny, View.

Mango: Prae.

Cherry: Yaya, BB and First.

I've only tried the Snow White ones and Nonny's gone home for the time being but the others are baby-free just going by reports. Cherry girls seems to have attitude problems judging by my limited experience there and other reports.[/QUOTE]Thanks much. You the man! Have had all but First, and View. Time for some new experiences! For me Golf is still the only gold standard without a kid still working. Would be great to find others.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1976238]Wow Sandy looked fucking gorgeous in the pic in that old review. Doesn't look the same as current web site pics. Looks a lot skinnier. Has the photo been shrunk? LOL Amazingly the writer wrote that a one hour session leads to no rush, where I consider 1 hour is what I do when I am in a big hurry, so a few things he wrote don't quite gel with me. I never found the Addict line up to be that special from the get go, and always struggled to choose a girl that really appealed a lot despite the size of the line up, no doubt my well known biases interfering with the beauty evaluation, and just a bit dark inside after coming in from the sunshine.

I absolutely agree about going for a walk through massage shop streets and keep looking till find something. Recently that resulted in me passing Addict and 102 and Orient and deciding that Mango Prae was acceptable, with Fern absent, was given a very good session, and decided I had got lucky. Previously found extra pretty girls at Boss and Can Cam in Soi 24/1 but can't say if they have anyone nice right now. Have to admit its a long time since took an EZ girl. The standard there dropped off I guess, and Pink Massage became useless to me once the stunning Gaew left there.

Also a fair time since I took SW girls (despite looking in there a few times), or Bongkot since June left, or Angel, or Yoremichi, etc. Also a long time since I looked in Tulip. This was possibly an over reaction to a Tulip visit one day that only had absolute dogs in attendance, and all looked well past it. I don't recall recognising any of them. Hopefully that visit was a complete aberration. Traveler123 was with me at the time, so I think he would back me up the line up that day was just appalling, and he is not a negative type guy and a long time Tulip fan.

Thanks for info on Orient and Honeybee / Kiss. I should give them a closer look in the new year.

Can these two pics, be of the same Sandy at Addict? I think not. The second pic could be just a model used for the publicity shots. Looks far too good. I am literally swooning. I could even ignore the oversize coconuts.[/QUOTE]I can personally confirm from repeated personal experience that the two pics are of the same Sandy at Addict. I am not saying she looks like that right now, but she can look like that on a good day with professional lighting, make-up and a talented photographer to direct her pose. She may have a few kilos more now, but the photoshopping, to the extent there is any, is not egregious.

I don't think men book Sandy for her looks, although her looks are fine. They book her for her total dedication to, and uncanny talent for, arousing and satisfying the male's desire.

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1976211]Addict evaluation again. So a year or 2 ago they were a well reviewed shop: [URL]http://rockitreports.com/review-addict-massage-bangkok-thailand/[/URL].

If you look at the comments section at the bottom, you'll see it starting from quite good (huge lineup, similar to nataree) to getting progressively bad (girls taking 15 minutes to bring water back, listening to K-pop during entire session).

Let's just be real here. Addict sucks currently. Whatever they started with seemed to be good, but perhaps through no fault of their own, such as losing all their good looking girls to Japanese sponsors, they have little-to-nothing of P4 P value. The place is a definite avoid for now. What is confusing is that people are reading the older reports and still showing up LOL. Best thing to do is walk through entire street until you see something you like. You'll probably just want to skip Addict of course as the girls look really plain and try to hide it with lots of make-up and a very defect-concealing uniform.

Right now it seems these places are still viable: Snow white (I don't go there I just see it brought up a lot), mango, orient, honeybee / kiss.[/QUOTE]In what way is this an evaluation if you do not include a field report in it?

And now Ladies and Gentlemen, well just Gentlemen I guess, for something completely different: yes, an actual field report. Ta-daa!

Pink is off on Sundays. Makes you wonder what night club she freelances at Saturday nights.

I booked her before the shop opened and they told she probably wouldn't be in at the open, and to come at 11:30. Not the early riser, then. There was another chick on the front couch doing her make-up who looked pretty fuckable, so it looks like Honeybee have a solid line-up overall. Anyway, Pink showed up, with a cute bright smile, pretty chuffed at having been booked first thing in the morning. She said: I am Pink!

I booked full service in VIP room for 2500. She also does lingam massage, whatever that is, and costumes like nurse or schoolgirl for pervs. Sounds like fun.

Only problem is that halfway through the oil massage some worker next door started on the pneumatic hammer. It felt like he was going to burst through the wall any second, so loud he was. Worst thing is the noise wasn't even regular, you could just picture him starting and stopping and dialing the speed up and down. The least romantic setup ever for a VIP room. I was sure I wouldn't even be able to get it up, so annoyed I was. Oh boy did Pink prove me wrong.

Apart from her lovely smile, and I do mean lovely, one of her strong points is the sensual transition phase after the regular oil massage but before the flip. She probably could have made me come right there. After the flip, nice HJ. The BJ was exceptional. She kept looking at me with those fuck-me eyes. At some point I told her to stop. She looked at me straight and said "because it hurts?" I said "you going to make me cum". So condom, fucked her in all sorts of positions. I finished in sort of the missionary but with her ankles wrapped around my ears. Not many girls can do that. The pneumatic drill was still going on but I could not hear it. The only pneumatic drill I was aware of was my own cock!

WIR? Yes. Weird tattoo on her back, and Lord knows I had plenty of time to look at it as I was taking her doggy-style, so avoid if that turns you off. But apart from that she's definitely bookable.

[QUOTE=EthanHunt123;1975838]....When I asked for 2 shots (in all other places 2 hours means 2 shots) - she says 2 shots only for HJ. But only 1 shot if I wanted to have sex. If I wanted to have sex 2 times. She asked 1 k extra as tip. My bad I didn't walk out immediately as probably the junior took over the thinking. Anyways. I paid up the extra 1 k. But even then she was pretty much a starfish with no enthusiasm. All in all. A disaster. I am sure I was a fool paying 1 k extra for the second shot. Anyone else had similiar experience?[/QUOTE]I think counting cumshots is a wrong way to go about it. Because the key to satisfaction isn't the cumshot. It's lasting for a long time with the lady.

When you cum prematurely with the lady, then you aren't yet satisfied. And that's when you want to have a second ride.

The cumshot by itself doesn't satisfy you. But when you get to ride the lady for a long time, then this does satisfy you. If you spend a good half-hour or so getting to know the chick with your dick, then your cumshot at the end of it probably will be satisfying enough. It's unlikely that you will want to have a second ride with her, unless this chick rejuvenates your dick.

This is because your cumshot lasts only a few seconds. Your pleasure is limited there. But your pleasure in getting to know the chick with your dick is limited only by how long you last with her. You can potentially get a lot more pleasure from nailing the lady for a long time, than from cumming with her at the end.

Cumshot is just a convenient way for the lady to tell the guy that he is finished and done, regardless of whether he is satisfied or not.

From a guy's point of view, it makes more sense to agree with the lady about how long you get to stay with your cock inside her pussy, than about the number of cumshots you get to have with her. Because you need about 30 minutes of your cock inside the lady's pussy to be truly and fully satisfied with her. And the only way to be sure that you will actually get this much time with the lady is to agree with her about this. And I don't mean 30 minutes of non-stop pounding. Sometimes you just want to go balls-deep inside the lady and relax with her like that. Pound her for a while. Then rest balls-deep inside her again.

It's pretty hard to relax and take it easy inside the lady, when you have no agreement with her about how long you can stay inside her. Because the lady can potentially end it at her whim, without a good reason. And this is the kind of thing that leads to a premature ejaculation. It's like you are taking a risk by making it last. You need to do her hard and fast.

And a good solution to this problem is to agree with the lady about how long you get to stay with your cock inside her pussy, rather than about cumshots or something else that's not directly related to your satisfaction.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1976442]In what way is this an evaluation if you do not include a field report in it?[/QUOTE]There is a field report in it. You mean I should write my own? I did write a few for addict in previous posts. The spirit of that post was the dismiss the year old reports and bring a much more accurate picture as mongers keep showing up there with high expectations. It's obvious that prose was too difficult to understand so I'll try to keep it simple for those who don't want to read through the forum posts and past field reports: addict sucks.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1976450]I booked full service in VIP room for 2500. She also does lingam massage, whatever that is, and costumes like nurse or schoolgirl for pervs. Sounds like fun.

Only problem is that halfway through the oil massage some worker next door started on the pneumatic hammer. It felt like he was going to burst through the wall any second, so loud he was. Worst thing is the noise wasn't even regular, you could just picture him starting and stopping and dialing the speed up and down. The least romantic setup ever for a VIP room. I was sure I wouldn't even be able to get it up, so annoyed I was. Oh boy did Pink prove me wrong.[/QUOTE]Which VIP room had all the noise? Were you in the Kiss building or the honeybee one? I'd prefer to avoid that room for sure, I hate that and had to hear a lot of it when I went to the old analisa. I got the standard room at honeybee last week with Pink around the same time, no construction noise.

Nice report, Eric. The noise from next door hotel renovation may not go away for quite some time. Visit the shop at evening times would avoid the problem. The noise is impacting all three sister shops (Honey Bee, Kiss, BKK Passion) which are in the same alley.

I reported some days ago about Pink / Honey Bee. The session was really good and I like her very much. After all was done I got her LINE and told her I would come back to her next time. But recently she quietly dropped me from her LINE! Ha, I guess that I won't go back to see her again.


[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1976450]And now Ladies and Gentlemen, well just Gentlemen I guess, for something completely different: yes, an actual field report. Ta-daa!

Pink is off on Sundays. Makes you wonder what night club she freelances at Saturday nights.

I booked her before the shop opened and they told she probably wouldn't be in at the open, and to come at 11:30. Not the early riser, then. There was another chick on the front couch doing her make-up who looked pretty fuckable, so it looks like Honeybee have a solid line-up overall. Anyway, Pink showed up, with a cute bright smile, pretty chuffed at having been booked first thing in the morning. She said: I am Pink!

I booked full service in VIP room for 2500. She also does lingam massage, whatever that is, and costumes like nurse or schoolgirl for pervs. Sounds like fun.

Only problem is that halfway through the oil massage some worker next door started on the pneumatic hammer. It felt like he was going to burst through the wall any second, so loud he was. Worst thing is the noise wasn't even regular, you could just picture him starting and stopping and dialing the speed up and down. The least romantic setup ever for a VIP room. I was sure I wouldn't even be able to get it up, so annoyed I was. Oh boy did Pink prove me wrong...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1976397]Thanks much. You the man! Have had all but First, and View. Time for some new experiences! For me Golf is still the only gold standard without a kid still working. Would be great to find others.[/QUOTE]View is the only one of those Snow White girls I haven't tried. She was recommended to me by the mamasan as a baby-free girl but was a bit too old for my tastes when I saw her, about the same age as Emmy I would say. She's often busy or booked though so I'm surprised there are no reviews of her around.

First seemed enthusiastic when I saw her but I didn't choose her because she's too tall for my tastes.

[QUOTE=Dan7373;1976454]I think counting cumshots is a wrong way to go about it. Because the key to satisfaction isn't the cumshot. It's lasting for a long time with the lady.

When you cum prematurely with the lady, then you aren't yet satisfied. And that's when you want to have a second ride.

The cumshot by itself doesn't satisfy you. But when you get to ride the lady for a long time, then this does satisfy you. If you spend a good half-hour or so getting to know the chick with your dick, then your cumshot at the end of it probably will be satisfying enough. It's unlikely that you will want to have a second ride with her, unless this chick rejuvenates your dick.

This is because your cumshot lasts only a few seconds. Your pleasure is limited there. But your pleasure in getting to know the chick with your dick is limited only by how long you last with her. You can potentially get a lot more pleasure from nailing the lady for a long time, than from cumming with her at the end.

Cumshot is just a convenient way for the lady to tell the guy that he is finished and done, regardless of whether he is satisfied or not.

From a guy's point of view, it makes more sense to agree with the lady about how long you get to stay with your cock inside her pussy, than about the number of cumshots you get to have with her. Because you need about 30 minutes of your cock inside the lady's pussy to be truly and fully satisfied with her. And the only way to be sure that you will actually get this much time with the lady is to agree with her about this. And I don't mean 30 minutes of non-stop pounding. Sometimes you just want to go balls-deep inside the lady and relax with her like that. Pound her for a while. Then rest balls-deep inside her again.

It's pretty hard to relax and take it easy inside the lady, when you have no agreement with her about how long you can stay inside her. Because the lady can potentially end it at her whim, without a good reason. And this is the kind of thing that leads to a premature ejaculation. It's like you are taking a risk by making it last. You need to do her hard and fast.

And a good solution to this problem is to agree with the lady about how long you get to stay with your cock inside her pussy, rather than about cumshots or something else that's not directly related to your satisfaction.[/QUOTE]Dan, it's different for different people. For you that may work. For me draining my balls twice in 90 minutes leaves me satisfied for quite a time. 7 day to 10 days currently. If I pop once I am still revved up no matter how long I am "inside" the gal. I have never had an issue with a PSE gal complaining about being in her too long. And that includes prolonged sessions.

[QUOTE=*****man;1976566]View is the only one of those Snow White girls I haven't tried. She was recommended to me by the mamasan as a baby-free girl but was a bit too old for my tastes when I saw her, about the same age as Emmy I would say. She's often busy or booked though so I'm surprised there are no reviews of her around.

First seemed enthusiastic when I saw her but I didn't choose her because she's too tall for my tastes.[/QUOTE]You have tried everyone but View. You must be a well known happy customer at SW! I had a good session with Benz and a great session with Mei (name on their website is My) more than a year ago. I wanted to see Mei / My again next time. Any comments on her?

[QUOTE=Vodkin;1976581]You have tried everyone but View. You must be a well known happy customer at SW! I had a good session with Benz and a great session with Mei (name on their website is My) more than a year ago. I wanted to see Mei / My again next time. Any comments on her?[/QUOTE]I am very well known there but mainly because I go very often to see Ninja. I meant of the 4 girls who I know to be A+ and baby-free, View is the only one I haven't tried. I haven't tried Mei either. How is her body?