Tequila Rocks did Rock last night
I arrived in Lima yesterday around noon. I hadn't made any plans so I decided to check out Pizza Alley and Tequila Rocks.
I met a hot chica in one of the bars and have made plans with her for Friday. Really bit tits and pretty. I'm not sure yet what her game is but I will go along for the ride.
After departing the bar, maybe 1 or 2AM, I stopped by Tequila Rocks. I had only read negative reports on this site so wasn't expecting anything but ugly undesirable overused meat. Wow, was I ever surprised. There were at least 15 really hot women, maybe more. I had a ball drinking, flirting and dancing with a bevy of them. The music did suck though.
I couldn't help myself, I had to bring home a beauty.
The asking price was high for the girls. $100 and $150 for the best.
Got to go. David sent me a beauty.
Tales From The Crypt Part Two/ The Ending
well my friends my time has come. it is time to fumagate my room and wash my sheets in acid. i leave thursday and i will be on lock down status until the next trip. my return to lima will probably be in august.
i would first like to thank three equally important members on this forum:
lima busy
sly one
david 33
you are all an extremely valuable asset to this forum and to its members. lima is a city where people need people to get things done and you are those people. i am thrilled to know that sly one has his much deserved thread and that peace has swept across this great land. i admire all three of you!
my info is rep001tered just like my brain. so here we go:
i have nothing bad to say about the maria luisa hotel. i have been here for a month. they have treated me as if i was staying in a five star hotel. i recieved clean sheets and two sets of towels everyday that i was here. i felt like i was in my own apartment.
there is however a noise issue which i easily overcame by using earplugs and the tv as a white noise machine. i heard nothing until i took my earplugs out.
if you are too lazy to flush your toilet at night like i am you will have a little toilet stink in the morning..but who gives a shit. at this point my breath probably smells alot worse..or better!! i did see one roach in my entire one month stay.
i went around lince and other areas looking for hotels but nothing compared to the luisa as far as location and ammenities such as a safe mini bar etc. also the price is unbeatable even with the increase. book early or suffer!
one hotel i was interested in but never got to see up close is a hotel located on ave. exercito y sucre. you will see this cool looking hotel with an ocean view right as you reach ave. sucre. top rooms were priced at 70 soles. it is located in magdalena. * take a micro marked going towards exercito or brasil and get off on sucre in the magdelena neighborhood. it is a little out of the way but i am dying to know what the rooms look like...ocean view pussy booze...what could be better?
non pro action:
wow is all i have to say. i really out did myself. calling me don juan would be an insult. i hit that free pussy hard and with class..low class that is. i had a few 6's one 8 and a 9. out of 8 pre arrival dates 5 turned out to be sexual encounters. all are from [url]www.latinlovesearch.com[/url].
i met a beautiful black girl that looks 100% dominican but isn't and then an indian looking lawyer. i will stay in contact with them for sure. the rest i am sure will give me play when i return in august. all i needed to do was call and i had a wet hole at my disposal....includes dinner and a movie. i always paid for taxi roundtrip..around $10. my dates ran an average of $45 to $50 but with my expenses included. you really can't beat that.
some of the girls lacked hygiene but i come prepared with mouthwash and hand sanitizer. however i can do nothing about unruly pubic hairs and lack of bj skills. this happens quiet ofetn with the regular girls.
*if you have been on two or the most three dates and you haven't exchanged bodily fluids then move on to the next one. time is valuable. three out of five fucks happened on the first date. one on the second and the lawyer took 4 dates! the lawyer swallowed my cum let me finger her ass lick her all over etc.....but wouldn't let me fuck her!!! who cares condom fucking is lame anyway. its all about sabor for me.
i did some brothel action but i must say down under had the right idea. make a beeline to the trocadero and el boitecito. la nene let me down for the first time since knowone would let me taste thier ass the second time around. i did manage to lick some white bubble ass the first time i went.
in general the services i wanted took alot of asking around or a compromise. some girls said no bbbj but butt licking and the rest was cool. i dont get it. if i can lick your pussy wouldnt you want me to wash your ass as well? someone needs to teach them a hygiene lesson.
i ventured out to clubs anaconda and la estacion in los olivos on a saturday. i have had decent session there before but this time nada. the girls looked like zombies but i decided to try one..the only one that even looked at me. artisttyp got scammed. she wanted me to fuck her with two condoms on no licking and she insisted on a condom on her tounge to lick my balls. i just took off.
i dont recommend those two places but just in case. entrance is between 2 and 4 soles large beers are 5 soles. session are 40 to 50 soles. the location for the both locations which are side by side is ovalo naranjal los olivos...a bit past mega plaza on the pan america norte. they are only open at night. a cab would be rather pricey from miraflores maybe $15 each way. i dont know.
i went on micro..take todo arequipa wilson tacna to paradero puente santa rosa get off and go under the bridge asking for micros to mega plaza los olivos. get off at mega plaza and have a bite to eat..take a cab for 7 soles to the exact location.
sw:
lima is not the place for sws. the scene it set up for failure and not the customers pleasure. i have had some luck over the years but as a whole lima is very dangerous just like quito ecuador. the hostels the girls work in are very sketchy and you are at the mercy of the universe. the owners of the hostals i believe are involved in the robbing as well.
one night in the centro i decided to try a street girl on ave. colmena but once we went up the stairs to the hostel some drugged out freak in an iron maiden t shirt followed us in and the hostal owner let him in through a locked gate. i believe he was her pimp and was going to try to rob me. i smelled blood and quickly got out. its not worth the effort gentlemen trust me.
lan tickets:
i met a new yorker who booked his flight to cucsco on lan using the spanish version of the site that gives you the local discount. all he did was choose the "wong" option of payment..printed out his reservation and paid for his ticket at the lan ticket booth in "wong" supermarket. i thought this was pretty genius since most spanish sites do not accept american credit cards and charge more.
buying silver:
i never was attracted to silver until now. apparently silver which used to be 925 karats has now improved to 950 karats . the new silver resembles white gold. i bought an amazing chain for $220 with pendants and all. i found that the markets offer the same things as the stores on ave la paz but alot cheaper. you pay for location thats all. the silver is beautiful. make sure you test the silver by showering with it. if it turns yellow of course it isnt real. look at a few pieces and get an idea of what they are first.
i also want to mention i found a few non pro working girls just walking around miraflores but not neccessarly in the usual pfp location. you need to keep your eyes open and feel the vibe. the pretty ones blend in with the crowd. they will give you the look! i paid an average of 100 to 150 soles for the tops ones. for 100 soles you can get a pig to wash your ball clean with great bbbj.
the best bbbjs ive gotten were from pigs..one with tattoos at el boitecito..total gfe experience..we bonded big time. one beautiful sw last night turned me inside and out for 150 sole..a real stunner named marilyn.
sly one party
sly one is god period. booze pussy and food are his forte as are mine! the party was well worth $100 although i honestly can't say that everyone would get the same out of it. if anything just to witness the spectacle is worth the money.
basically you get there and the girsl more or less decide who they want to play with. things loosen up after awhile and people move around. i was into one girl more than the other but she was into somenone else so that was a little difficult to stomach. although eventually i did get to lick her pussy. some feelings might get hurt in that way. it really depends on the person your age your looks and your spanish. one guy they would only suck off with a condom while the rest got bbbj. you need to be prepared to deal with these kinds of issues before you go. i got my $100 worth and then some. the party ended a little early but it was rather intense...fingers up butts l trains bbbjs and butt entree's.
i went to a fair sponsered by junin bus company. they seem to offer luxuary service to the jungle [url]www.transjunin.com.pe[/url] are they good ? i just thought i might post their info.
weird moments:
1. hooker asks me " why do your balls taste like acid?" she was refering to my talc powder...i think !
2. girl on first date walks into my room and first thing she says is " can i shower?" we love this shit.
3. second date with "v" who dick teases me for two dates...take her to a buffet and behind my back asks the waiter for a plastic bag...dumpder her whole plate into the bag and put it in her purse. we go sit on the beach for three hours after luch. she clutches onto her bag in the hot sun for 3 hours. later i buy her a snack at the supermarket. she sits in my room for two hours not opening a thing..just hoarding it until she gets home....with the buffet bag in her purse for another two hours!!! i got nothing out of that one.
4. try walking around lima with a hot black girl..its brutal. the looks i got were awful. however this girl was very pretty and she is a sweetheart. i will keep her as a good friend for sure.
i have so much more to say but i am running out of patience. i want to give shout outs to the other members i met. i loved meeting you guys. thanks again for the moments.
with all this said i cant recommend lima as only a pfp destination. the straight up pfp situation is limited and at times costly if you dont know the ropes. i can think of many other pfp locations with better value. the trick to lima is variety non pro pro sw (only in miraflores) and people like david 33/sly one.
once again my typos are horrendous sorry i am just trying to spit out all this info before i forget.
try luanys hostal (see lima lists) i had good session there from 80 -150 soles. *read the required info before going. you do not see a line up. just ask what type you want and the guy will send you to a room...do not go if you dont know spanish or are not street savy!! too white looking isnt advised either.
do your homework. the info is all here on isg.
thanks for reading...your friend
artisttyp