Time for your daddy to update that app
[QUOTE=Tiny12;2925772]My Daddy used to say "if it looks like a Democrat, and it swims like a Democrat, and it quacks like a Democrat, it's a Democrat. " Well, Chuck Todd is a Democrat, no ifs, ands or buts. And MSNBC is Democratic Party Propaganda, 24/7. It's about as "Bothsider" as you or the Marquis de Sade.
"Mountain Dew Patrol Teams" are a great idea in theory. It's the logical beverage of choice for Biden, who may want to quickly (after the drug test) gas up on massive amounts of caffeine. Mountain Dew has more caffeine than tea and cola, and is easier to chug than Red Bull or coffee. Most people don't realize it's a potent stimulant. However, sadly Trump has no control over soft drink distributors. Or for that matter Partisan Democrat Doctors or the Mexican cartels that supply methamphetamines. As such I don't believe your idea is workable for Team Trump.
I'm not sure Biden would want to pursue the "Mountain Dew" option either. If he tanks up on an amount sufficient to improve his performance, he runs the risk of wetting his pants on stage. Undoubtedly though Partisan Democrats Jake Tapper and Dana Bash would lie and come up with an excuse for Joe. Maybe they'd falsely accuse Trump of pissing on his opponent's pant legs.[/QUOTE]In the modern pro Repub Mainstream Media world, it might be a good time for your Daddy to fine tune and update that concept:
"If it looks like a Democrat, and it swims like a Democrat, and it quacks like a Democrat, hire him to "Bothsides" as many Repubs Into election victory as possible so we can get plenrty of those "Once in 100 Years Repub Disaster Has Struck!" Headlines we crave. ".
If Trump squeaks out an EC win by less than 45,000 -78,000 votes sprinkled among 2-3 battleground states, which is MSM's dream "neck in neck" horse race business model for every general election, in fact is how many votes decided each of the previous two presidential elections and why they are under immense corporate pressure to be as pro Repub Bothsider as necessary to get it there and keep it there, I will be blaming Chuck Todd, Bill Maher and other MSM pundits as much as the foolish voters who fell for their methods for bringing us back to the next Great Repub Depression / Great Repub Recession and Massive Repub Jobs Destruction.
Those are great headlines and comedy monologue topics for MSM to attract more eyes and ears to their product. But they are really shifty outcomes for America. They will never get that if a Dem is in the White House and they know it.
Oh no...it's "Dr. Hypo-Pathetical"?
[QUOTE=Tiny12;2925774]First Spidy and now you. I need to open a psychology practice to help Democrats with self awareness. Look at your posts in the Stupid Shit in Kyiv thread. And don't take it as an insult. Most of the people in this thread are neoconservatives. The only exceptions I can think of during the time I've posted here are JustTK, DramaFree, me, and possibly Elvis.[/QUOTE]
Now that's hilariously funny! You, Tiny 12, open up a "psychology practice", when you can barely get past your own oxymoron "Republican Libertarian" identity issues. (...kkkk!)
That opinionated nonsense, sounds more like an upcoming episode in "Hypo World", where "Hypo-pathetical Boy", doubles as the gay mild-mannered "Dr. Hypo-Pathetical", by day? (...kkkk!)
That $100 ticket, is now a $10K abortion ...but will "Paycheck Superhero" pay?
[QUOTE=Elvis 2008;2925731]OMG. The horror. The horror. Spidy / Joy, if my female loved one needed an abortion, why would I not buy a $100 plane ticket to Vegas and have an abortion on my loved one done there versus this "abortion hack" crap?
And now this WSJ article, Without telehealth, one in seven women would have to drive over 200 miles to the nearest provider. OMG. Say it ain't so. Shouldn't get an abortion be as easy as buying a candy bar? It is soooo hard to get an abortion. Wah, wah! Whine, Whine! Only 1,037,000 Americans got one last year.
Like I said, the days of hysteria are done. Roe v. Wade was overturned and women can get abortions if they want. It may be a little inconvenient but BFD. Why should this be so much easier to get than other medical procedures? I do not want it to be easier than this. Women need to think about this a little bit before they do it.[/QUOTE]
Not sure that "$100 plane ticket" is gonna do any good, if she decides to go out of state or decides to keep the pregnancy and (if God forbid) has complications or miscarriages in the 2nd or 3rd trimester.
[QUOTE][b]So let's get (like $10k) REAL, for just a moment now:[/b]
[u][b]Out of State:[/b][/u]
Gas, food, and a hotel: Americans seeking an abortion out of state already shell [b]out up to $10,000 ($10K)[/b] for the procedure. Experts warn that cost could rise. [URL]https://www.businessinsider.com/abortion-costs-roe-v-wade-out-of-state-supreme-court-2022-5?international=true&r=US&IR=T[/URL]
[u][b]In State (Blue State if your lucky):[/b][/u]
"An in-clinic abortion can cost up to around $800 in the first trimester, but its often less. The average cost of a first trimester in-clinic abortion at Planned Parenthood is about $600. The cost of a second trimester abortion at Planned Parenthood varies depending on how many weeks pregnant you are. The average ranges from about $715 earlier in the second trimester to $1,500-2,000 later in the second trimester."
"Your abortion may be free or low-cost with health insurance. But coverage for abortion varies depending on a lot of factors, like the laws where you live, what type of insurance you have, and the reason you need an abortion."
[URL]https://www.plannedparenthood.org/blog/how-much-does-it-cost-to-get-an-abortion[/URL]
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Since your idea of an out of state abortion, is a [b]"$100 plane ticket"[/b], nobody is expecting either an INCEL or misogynist and least of all you Elvis 2008, to fully understand what is playing out, in the struggle for abortion rights with American families and hospitals, around the country, post Roe v Wade.
It is especially in red states, where emergency rooms refused to treat pregnant women, leaving many to miscarry in a lobby restroom. Or another woman who learned that her fetus had no heartbeat at a Florida hospital, the day after a security guard turned her away from the facility. And in North Carolina, a woman gave birth in a car after an emergency room couldnt offer an ultrasound. The baby later died.
[i]Two years after Roe was struck down, the conversation has focused on the complications that can come with pregnancy and fertility, helping to drive more support for abortion rights.
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Only now, two years after the Supreme Court eliminated the constitutional right to abortion, and just six months before the presidential election, has the slogan taken on the force of reality.
The public conversation about abortion has grown into one about the complexities of pregnancy and reproduction, as the consequences of bans have played out in the news. The question is no longer just whether you can get an abortion, but also, Can you get one if pregnancy complications put you in septic shock? Can you find an obstetrician when so many are leaving states with bans? If you miscarry, will the hospital send you home to bleed? Can you and your partner do in vitro fertilization?
Abortion Debate Shifts as Election Nears: Now Its About Pregnancy June 24, 2024
[URL]https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/24/us/politics/abortion-roe-wade-pregnancy.html[/URL][/i]
[b][u]In this episode of "Paycheck Superhero":[/u][/b]
[QUOTE=Elvis 2008;2925731]In the mean time, you Democratic douches have told doctors if they stare at a patient too long, they can get in trouble. Look at a penis too long, and your license is in jeopardy. Fondle it or breasts and your license will be taken for sure. But if you cut off a dick or pair of breasts, you are a progressive surgeon and can get paid tens of thousands. Shouldn't the new Democratic douche model be easier access to people getting their dicks chopped off? The average woman / man has to drive 400 miles to get their breasts cut off. Come on, Spidy / Joy. You need to take the right of gender affirmation surgery to SCOTUS.
Oh, Joy, did Whoopi steal your vibrator again? Well, I hope you got off after all that mental masturbation. No one wants to read that stupid MM shit.[/QUOTE]
It looks like the supervillain, has cracked that "nut" and found, one of many in "Paycheck Superhero"'s weaknesses. [b]One of them is indeed "whining"!!! [/b]
It would seem, the more supervillains whine, the angrier the outbursts and tirades get. {...Here's hoping he doesn't get angry, large and green at the same time...kkkk!}
[u]Stay Tuned to find out:[/u]
• Will our "Paycheck Superhero", really live up to his superhero status and shell-out the $10K big paycheck, required for an out of state abortion, for his economic pussy hustling sidekick chick?
• Will the supervillains be able to exploit this weakness before "Paycheck Superhero" can get help?
• Will "Paycheck Superhero" overcome his mental and emotional psychological affliction to whining? And Joy Behar?
• Will "Paycheck Superhero" write a big-fat paycheck, to see [b]his gay buddy "Dr. Hypo-Pathetical"[/b], at his [b]newly formed "psychology practice"[/b] over in "Hypo World"?
• What (if any) superhero meds will "Dr. Hypo-Pathetical" prescribe? And what's the cure for "Paycheck Superhero"'s Joy Behar fixation?
• Will "Dr. Hypo-Pathetical", he tell his gay superhero pal (as he tells all his patients), "...it's all in your head. You're not who you think you are. [b]You're really just a neoconservative![/b]" (...kkkk!)
Stay Tuned...
That's What I'm Talking about!!
[QUOTE=Woodman09;2918041]Calling it Now Senile Fake pres Shit Stained Joe will not show up in June debate or will be so incomprehensible and they shall use this incident to replace him with the scumbag newsome.[/QUOTE]So Will The scumbag Newsome be the replacement?? Or Kamala?
Abortion and Miscarriages can be fatal! But being stupid, not so much...
[QUOTE=Elvis 2008;2925966]Uh, if she keeps the kid, she does not need a $100 plane ticket. It sounds like you have given up the abortion fight. [/QUOTE]
That's right, she won't need $100, [b]she'll need $10K[/b] [i](according to the article, [b]here:[/b] [URL]https://www.businessinsider.com/abortion-costs-roe-v-wade-out-of-state-supreme-court-2022-5?international=true&r=US&IR=T[/URL])[/i] , especially if (God forbid) she has complications or miscarriages in the 2nd or 3rd trimester, in a red state.
Here's is a list of other "planned" pregnancy complications, Elvis 2008 and "Economic Pussy Sidekick Chick", might want to "plan" for:
• Amniotic Fluid Complications
• Bleeding
• Ectopic Pregnancy
• Placental Complications
• Fetal Loss (or Miscarriage)
• Preeclampsia or Eclampsia
Just hope she can find a good OBGYN (or competent doctor), in a red state, when the time comes. Cause the good ones are getting the fuck outta Dodge!
[QUOTE=Elvis 2008;2925966]Okay, so we are talking miscarriages now and not planned abortions. I guess blue states do not have women with miscarriages then. What is the cure for miscarriages Spidy / Joy? Because I have not heard of any cures. [/QUOTE] Is there a [u]cure[/u] for [b]stupid[/b] and [b]ignorance?[/b] No, but like miscarriages, they can be treated with the right kind of help! (hint, hint). But in your case, be thankful that, stupid and ignorance isn't necessarily fatal.
[QUOTE=Elvis 2008;2925966]So now the diagnostic test of ultrasound saves lives? Cough, cough. Uh okay. Thank God you can buy your own ultrasound on Groupon for a whopping $9. 99. Here is a deluxe model going for $39.99, [URL]https://www.fetaldoppler.net/fd-200b.html[/URL]. [/QUOTE]That should be good news for "Economic Pussy Sidekick Chick"
[QUOTE=Elvis 2008;2925966]The banned procedure that over a million Americans had last year. Gee, lie much?
IVF? LOL. You got to be fucking kidding me. Who is for banning that? Or treating septic shock?[/QUOTE]
Like I said, nobody is expecting either an INCEL, misogynist or an Elvis 2008, to fully understand pregnancies. As if miscarriages is something families "plan" to have, let alone the myriad of complications that can occur during a pregnancy. So you may as well quit trying to explain yourself!
[QUOTE=Elvis 2008;2925966]In fact, the only thing I see in the abortion universe is when a woman has a miscarriage and does not fully expel the fetus. That can be a bloody mess, and the doctor would have to scrape the uterus to get out all that fetal tissue to stop the bleeding. Thing is that is the same procedure as performing an abortion. The concept that a woman bleeding to death is not being treated is fucking hysterical.
On the flip side, maybe you are taking about doctors who break the law and find a nurse who will on purpose not found a fetal heart beat, claim a miscarriage is ongoing, and perform not an evacuation of a miscarriage, but a full on live abortion and bill for it in a red state that bans abortion? Yeah, fuck that greedy piece of shit. Where is your "rule of law" bullshit now?[/QUOTE]
Sigh!...There's just no accounting for, or explaining the twisted logic of an INCEL, misogynist or that of an Elvis 2008, especially when they declare themselves, the arbiters of women's bodies and health.
[b]Supreme Court officially allows emergency abortions in Idaho, for now, June 27, 2024 [/b]
[URL]https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/06/27/supreme-court-abortion-emergency-room-hospital-impact/[/URL]
I know [b]women's issues[/b] can be a bit of a [b]blind-spot for INCELS[/b], misogynists and Elvis 2008, but take a good look, doctors are fleeing Idaho, Texas emergency rooms and OBGYN's are closing down all over red states, in fear of unjust abortion laws. Women, in red states, should take solace, that SCOTUS just restored emergency room abortion rights...well at least for now.
But I'm sure, as a Repub and a law abiding Texan, who loves to follow The Rule of Law, you'd be the first in line to turn-in said "hot GF", for the $10K abortion bounty, 'cause that's how Repubs like 2x abortion deniers like Herschel Walker roll, right?
[b][u]In this episode of "Paycheck Superhero":[/u][/b]
[QUOTE=Elvis 2008;2925966]Joy, Joy, Joy, we talked about this. [b]I am begging you[/b] to get your lithium level checked.[/QUOTE]
It seems "Paycheck Superhero", is coming around to the realization, that the originator of the series "Paycheck Superhero", is one of his own making and based on the originator's alter-ego?
It seems "Paycheck Superhero", is struggling between The Rule of Law and his bank checking account. As he contemplates the $10K abortion bounty and turning-in his econo-pussy sidekick.
But why is "Paycheck Superhero" begging? (It's so undignified!) Did the supervillain's whining finally, get to the superhero? Or was it his Joy Behar fixation?
[u]Stay Tuned to find out:[/u]
• Will "Paycheck Superhero", again seek help from his gay buddy "Dr. Hypo-Pathetical", over in "Hypo World"?
• Will "Dr. Hypo-Pathetical", have to again remind "Paycheck Superhero" that "...it just all in your head, son"
• Will "Economic Pussy Sidekick Chick", realize an abortion can take upwards of $10K and not just the $100 plane ticket, "Paycheck Superhero" is lying to her about?
Stay Tuned...