Paranoma / Sea View / York 29/11/13
After my really nice afternoon massage session, I decided to check out the Bar scene. Thanks to all the fellow members that have contributed to the forum. I too believe that if you want to learn more about what is happening in Dubai, go read the forum and contribute to the wealth knowledge.
Went to Paranoma (for the first time) which is across my hotel in Ramada at about 9am to check out scene. There was a 50 AED cover that includes a drink. Checked out the girls on offer as I walked towards the bar. However was not impressed that they only have the usual selection of beer and not my favorite Hoegaarden even when they that on the logo of one of their tap. I was prepared to give away the coupon and ask for Hoegaarden but was sadly informed that they ran out of hoegaarden. Sigh. Life is too short to drink crapy beer. Anyhow, got a typical beer, found a empty bar stool near the middle. I don't like to lurk in the corner as it does not give me full view of the club. The male and female ration was about 6:4 with a mix of PRC, CIS, Africans and Viets. Sat down and enjoyed the music for a little while to observe how the WG flows around club. I speak both English and Mandarin fluently so I would normally go for PRC as we can connect better. Soon after a group of 3 asian looking lady came around and stood around me. Chatting in Viet. When one of them left, their conversation broke and I took the chance to chat up one of the cute Viets girls. Most Viets are very pretty with the sweetheart look. However our conversation did not really hit it off as we reached our language limit. She would only say "bring me hotel, I give you good sex." I knew I wasn't looking for a quick "fuck and run" session but a LT so if I wasn't able to communicate with my girl, that would have been a deal breaker for me. I politely turned her down and told her that I am here to enjoy the music. She smiled but continue to stand next to me. Now that I know who is a Viet, it is easier to identify her country mates (eliminating those whom I will most likely have problem communicating with ). Just see whom she chats with and whom her friend chats with. However there was a particular MILF viet that really caught my attention. She was with a old man who does not like the average punter. She herself also did not look like the average WG. There was a particular personality that shows in her that really attracts me. What was interesting was that, almost every viet girls would come to her for a chat. Almost as though she is a mamasan (What we describe in asian clubs or brothels as WG manager ). We exchanged a few looks, she smiled, I smiled back but nothing much happened. The African contingents were all very nicely built (I agreed with what is previously reported about them in this forum). If you are into body and legs, you can't get any better than dining in Africa. The CIS continent looks really terrible that night and most were lurking in a small corner (furthest area from the bar). That is a really terrible area to lurk around. Without any luck I made my way to the PRC corner and politely sat next to a nice looking (7) Chinese lady. Lets call her miss W. We chatted and flirted. She asked if I wanted a lady tonight and I told her the night is still young. She told me that the going rate is 500ST and 1000LT. (same for the previous viet girl). We continue chatting about her life in Dubai and her country. After a while, her friends came around and we started chatting. They were all PRC but I got really turned off when some of them spoke rather loudly. Felt like I was at a loud outdoor wet asian market when the girls talked among themselves. Miss W was rather quiet the whole time. I had plans to visit SeaView for the music and I excused myself shortly. Quietly told the girls I will be back for them in a sec. Gave Miss W a smile and left.
Went over to Sea View club for the first time as well. Arrived at 10:30pm and paid the 100 AED cover that included 2 drinks. Again they only had the normal beer selection. How disappointing. Found a good seat on the right of the bar and sat down to enjoy the music. Again, our fellow forum member is accurate. The Philippine band is very good and I did enjoy the music there. A bit loud at times for conversation. On the mongering menu, we had a good selection of Viets, Fili, African, CIS and PRC. The girls were at par with Paranoma, if not better. Mostly 7-8. I took my time to enjoy the selection of beautiful women this time as the music was entertaining. At the same time to observe how deals were done in SeaView. The F to M ratio was 50:50 at about 11pm but more ladies were streaming. However I did not see any significant number of male counterparts leaving with their prize. At about 11:30 a SYT (small young thing) came in through the door and caught my eye. She had a very "next door neighbor's daughter" look. My eyes followed her around for a bit as she disappears into the crowd occasionally. When the opportunity opened up, I walked over and stood next to her and introduced myself. Sigh. Another Vietnam girl with limited communication. Second one in a row tonight. She smiled and wanted me to bring her home for 500ST and 1200 LT. I smiled and walked away. Another PRC saw me and came about to chat with me. We hit it off on a good note and had a fun time chatting and she bitched about all the other ladies there. We were having such a good time chatting that I felt I was probably making her lose out on missed opportunity. She did ask me to bring her home but I politely refused as she felt more like a friend than someone that I desire. Following that, I took the time to move to the other corner or the room and found a group of Fili WG sitting together. One was particularly raunchy as she was grinding up the back of a caucasian gentleman. From his expression I could see that he was uncomfortable as he had friends there. It is 12 midnight and had enough of the loud music so I took my leave and headed for York. I think Sea View I will probably come back to Sea view again in my next trip. The Viets (SYT) are amazingly cute and I wished I spoke viet. Would be a good place for Fili and Viet girls.
Took a cabbie to York and arrived at the door in no time. Was ushered into this indian / Paki club. Did not have to pay for cover but I did not stay. I did had a glance inside and it resembles a strip club with girls dancing on the stage. Not sure how it worked inside and maybe our senior members can shed some light on this. I left that club and was told by the doorman that this is an indian club. The sports bar had no cover charge but the floor is filled with Africans. Not very appealing so I paid the 50AED (1 drink) and went up to the english club upstairs. It was my first time at this club and this place is quite a mess. I have at least 2 African girl and 1 PRC grab my arm while I was going to the bar, asking me directly "Me go with you now?". The place was packed and I slowly walked around the club to review what was on offer. As usual we have our African, PRC, Viet and CIS. There were absolutely a lot more girls at York than Paranoma and Seaview. The F and M ratio was 7:3. But the quality varies from un-do-able to 7. You really need to look hard to find a gem in here. My overall experience in York is that the girls are very eager to go with you and are not that excited to chat you up. Maybe it is because there are a lot more competition here and the atmosphere is not as great compared to the other 2 clubs. One particular PRC girl was particularly sticky and wouldn't let me off even when I gave her all my usual excuse,"waiting for a friend." "I am here for the music, maybe later" etc. I got so fed-up that I told her "I am gay". Gave her a wink and she eventually gave up. Haha. I am sorry but how am I able to approach another girl if you are sticking to me? Just as I was about to leave for Regal, I bumped into this SYT PRC. (8) (27yr) whom caught my eye. I was later told by her in the hotel (Wink) that she only came into the club and bumped into my on the way to the ladies. We hooked on immediately and agreed on 1000 LT till 7am. That I will pay her half on arrival and another half at 7am. (heard too many stories from our members here). I got her to go to Ramada herself and met her in my room with minimum hassle. Reception called up to verify my guest.
We had a total of 3 pops and I ordered us in-room dinner at 3am as both of us were really hungry after 2 explosive and intense session. We laid in bed naked in each others arms and chatted till 4am. I was told that most girls would normally go home at 2-3am (if there isn't any client for the night) , have dinner and stay up till 6-7am before going to bed. We tried to snooze but I could feel that she is not sleepy and her small movement that did not help me sleep. I knew that she will not fall asleep and I will have a really crappy morning as I will be really tired from the poor sleep. The agreed sex in the morning will probably be terrible as I would prefer to sleep and she will want to go home at 7am. Therefore, I slowly slid under the blanket and began dining on her. It was amazing and she gave me a convulsive shudder between her legs as she clamp my head between her wet thighs while I had my tongue all over her. We spooned for a while before I emptied into her for the third time. It was amazing. As much as I really wanted to sleep with her in my arms, I let her return home at 5:30am as it would be the best for both of us. We exchanged telephone number and I text her the next afternoon to thank her for her love.
Overall it was a really interesting night, bar hopping and having a nice LT session with a PRC SYT.
Paranoma: 9:00pm 50 AED entry. 1 drinks,
PRC (6-8)
CIS (un-fuckable. 5)
Africans (6-8)
Viets (6-9)
Seaview: 10:30pm 100AED entry. 2 drinks.
PRC (6-8)
CIS (6-8)
Africans (6-7)
Viets (8-9)
Fili (6-8)
York: 12am 50AED entry. 1 drink.
PRC (3-8)
CIS (un-do-able-8)
Africans (3-7)
Most quoted price 500ST / 1000LT.
Total damage 50+50+100+1000 = 1200AED.
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