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[QUOTE=Vodkin;1986094]From Banderas Antonio of Eden Club:
Out call service: (10 pm to 6 am): 4000 Bht per lady; (8 pm to 6 am): 5000 Bht per lady; (6 pm to 6 am): 6000 Bht per lady. Full day: 8000 Bht per lady day 1: 1 pm to 6 am, day 2: 24/24.[/QUOTE]Thanks for some actual MP intel Vodkin.
SL.
After a good time in Pattaya its time to head back to Vienna, so I thought I'd give this place a go.
They switched the girl I chose. The girl that appeared was so ugly they could be modern art masterpieces. The mode is fully clothed, an machine gun jerking on manhood with about 60 seconds, then after a few minutes (me indicating top slow down) a suillen "why you no come yet" then disgustedly in Thai to girl next door "Farang Nogn". Her answer to this was without warning try and stick in a toy, getting the spot wrong and trying to tear delicate flesh. Rough as guts! Oh, and the best part. No condoms to maximise STD risk. Truly one of the worst ever.
After about 10 minutes, I abort, unfinished. Politely complain. The mamasan and some sphinx like Asian droid, presumably the owner, were as rude as you can imagine, apparently having lost her perfect English from 10 minutes ago. So I indicate with rapid finger snapping and hands doing the "slow down" to convey they rushed service. Girl from upstairs now turns up yelling some crap and saying phuck a lot. Mamasan casually told me to phuck my mother and family, to which I replied, "Is your mom upstairs, you could join her" to which she lost it and threw a glass that just missed me and shattered on the wall (lucky no the sliding door). Boss man's face still impassive. She then says get out and I laughed at them, saying "you don't think I take you seriously, if your English has recovered". Laughing at them really did it, they chased me up the street, me breaking out some dance poses and mocking them (I run 10 miles day and am fast). This scene of course scared off some waiting punters, typical Thai style of cutting of nose to save face.
Anyway, avoid this place unlees you want STD's, stitches and machine gun style service with an extremely rushed and jaded old hag. I've used Snow White, Mango, Pinks, places in Hamburg, Philippines and other places for decades with nothing like this. Tell your friends. Avoid at all costs.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;1986221]After a good time in Pattaya its time to head back to Vienna, so I thought I'd give this place a go.
They switched the girl I chose. The girl that appeared was so ugly they could be modern art masterpieces. The mode is fully clothed, an machine gun jerking on manhood with about 60 seconds, then after a few minutes (me indicating top slow down) a suillen "why you no come yet" then disgustedly in Thai to girl next door "Farang Nogn". Her answer to this was without warning try and stick in a toy, getting the spot wrong and trying to tear delicate flesh. Rough as guts! Oh, and the best part. No condoms to maximise STD risk. Truly one of the worst ever.
[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about your bad experience but your story has left me a bit confused. As soon as the wrong girl appeared why didn't you insist on the girl you chose? And you make it sound like she pulled a dildo out of nowhere and rammed it up your arse. How is that even possible? I wouldn't let a girl with a dildo anywhere near my arse.
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;1986221]They switched the girl I chose. The girl that appeared was so ugly they could be modern art masterpieces. The mode is fully clothed, an machine gun jerking on manhood with about 60 seconds, then after a few minutes (me indicating top slow down) a suillen "why you no come yet" then disgustedly in Thai to girl next door "Farang Nogn". Her answer to this was without warning try and stick in a toy, getting the spot wrong and trying to tear delicate flesh. Rough as guts! Oh, and the best part. No condoms to maximise STD risk. Truly one of the worst ever.Anyway, avoid this place unlees you want STD's, stitches and machine gun style service with an extremely rushed and jaded old hag. I've used Snow White, Mango, Pinks, places in Hamburg, Philippines and other places for decades with nothing like this. Tell your friends. Avoid at all costs.[/QUOTE]Checked this shop out not long after it opened. Nothing like your experience, then again nothing could compare to that. Words like horrific and brutal come to mind. My experience, the menu is overly convoluted but when deciphered turns out to way over priced E. G. Blow job no FS 2100. The attitude at the desk was not friendly, yes the provider was reasonably attractive and went through her routine but lacked any semblance of emotion or interest. The location (no passing trade) makes word of mouth and marketing the only way it can survive. Probably won't and really IMHO doesn't deserve to.
I made a recent visit to Thailand, and did my best, with a fellow ISG punter (whom I'm sure will write up his own reports) to cram as much of the Thailand experience into a 36 hour visit. Some of it was spent in massage parlors so here is the highlights of those.
Day 1: Poseidon / Opted on arrival to head down to the area where Amsterdam, Caesar, Poseidon and others reside. Easy to get to from Sukumvit via Subway, basically 4 stops. When we got to Poseidon it was about 9:15 PM or so. We were initially shown by one of the hosts into the area at the bottom of the club, where there were about 25-30 youngish ladies all sitting in the same sort of uniforms, each with numbers. I only had a cursory glance but generally the quality looked to be pretty good, though there was quite a big age range. Anyway I told the guy I wanted to sample VIP and thus we were led, with some Japanese guests up to the 3rd floor and into the parlor.
To put things into perspective before I go through the punt itself, Poseidon, perhaps more than some of the others generally doesn't cater to Western guys. My impression was they are not non-existent but that they are a rarer customer than the Japanese and Koreans. In any case, my companion and I sat down, and had a chat with the mamasan about our wants and needs (we are kind of similar it turns out.), as well as about the service offering. Basically on the bottom floor prices are around Thb2000-3000, while on the floor we were at they are from 3500 to 6000. This includes a soapy massage, a bit of body to body and sex for about 90 minutes. The line up supposedly includes former Thai Penthouse girls, though I wasn't particularly impressed (on the surface at least) with the one that was present.
In any case, in all there were about 15 girls available to us, all of whom we were told were sideliner. (later on I think the number was about 20/22) and the Mama told us that at about 7-7:30 pm (when a lot of girls start, the number can be higher). I wanted (21-24) so eventually it came down to 1-3 girls. I opted for girl who's name means Sky in English. I was attracted to her on the basis she probably had among the prettiest faces and smiles of the lot, and a nice overall body. The total damage was Thb 4800.
When we got to the room, I found out that Sky couldn't speak much English, so I switched to Japanese (a bit better). Once Sky took her clothes off, I noted (which I think is quite common) that her breasts were smaller than they first appeared, and she wasn't nearly as lithe as I hoped. She was OK I would say but for the price I was a bit disappointed. In terms of our attitude, she wasn't much of a kisser (hardly at all really) and I got the impression that she wasn't that comfortable with Western Guys, and thus things were a bit awkward. In any case, we started going through the routine staring with a soapy in a large tub with jacuzzi jets. Sky gave me a good lathering up in the pool and started to play with my cock a bit, rubbing it against her tits while rubbing herself (from up top against me). She was a bit shy to my efforts on reciprocation, but it was a pleasant, if not slightly mechanical experience.
After that we dried off, and got on the mattress. She allowed me to go down on her, and though she wasn't shaved like I enjoy, she nevertheless had a nice pussy, and got wet and lubricated quite easily to a combination of my tongue and fingers. She was very quiet throughout and again seemed rather shy even when she started to get more turned on by my efforts. I was getting more horny after about 15 minutes of effort and thus we decided to move to sex rather than any oral on her part. Getting the condom on proved tricky but eventually we did and went through a number of different positions (her on top, me on top, side to side) without coming. Eventually we moved to Doggie that generally gets me off, and I had Sky position herself at the end of the bed so that I could grip her pert ass while viewing her in the mirror. I couldn't get myself quite to the point, but Sky herself had an orgasm. From this I had a lie down and asked Sky if she would oblige me with a BBBJ (as I had been told this was on the menu). Sky was quite happy to try to get me off with a HJ, but was reluctant to give me a BJ in the proper sense. However, with quite a lot of prodding on my part I eventually got her to oblige. She was pretty careful and didn't attempt any deep throat but she did start to suck and lick my shaft, kiss my balls etc, and eventually the combination of this attention, and her hands got me to the point. We put another condom on and went into a slow deep missionary with her legs on my shoulders and eventually I shot my load into the cover inside of her.
This took up all of our time, and then we showered each other, and redressed, joining my friend, who related a happier experience. Given the price points in Thailand are all over the place, I wouldn't say this was a great value for money experience, though there were at least 4-6 quite fuckable girls, and I think if you get to know the Mamasan by visiting 2 or 3 times in short order, there are some exciting times to be had and telephone numbers to be achieved for better value deals!
Sorry to hear your bad experience. Thank you for sharing and the warnings. I got impression that Analisa Massage, Paradise Massage and Sensual Massage are related in some ways. Be careful!
[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;1986221]After a good time in Pattaya its time to head back to Vienna, so I thought I'd give this place a go.
They switched the girl I chose. The girl that appeared was so ugly they could be modern art masterpieces. The mode is fully clothed, an machine gun jerking on manhood with about 60 seconds, then after a few minutes (me indicating top slow down) a suillen "why you no come yet" then disgustedly in Thai to girl next door "Farang Nogn". Her answer to this was without warning try and stick in a toy, getting the spot wrong and trying to tear delicate flesh. Rough as guts! Oh, and the best part. No condoms to maximise STD risk. Truly one of the worst ever.
After about 10 minutes, I abort, unfinished. Politely complain. The mamasan and some sphinx like Asian droid, presumably the owner, were as rude as you can imagine, apparently having lost her perfect English from 10 minutes ago...[/QUOTE]
What caused guys to show up to Analisa in the first place? Just the curiosity to try another place? I mean there are hundereds of massage joints. Why this one?
I go for recommened shops or shops with pretty girls present and usually avoid anything too weird or specialised.
[QUOTE=RyeHumor63;1986327]...To put things into perspective before I go through the punt itself, Poseidon, perhaps more than some of the others generally doesn't cater to Western guys. My impression was they are not non-existent but that they are a rarer customer than the Japanese and Koreans...[/QUOTE]Nice report! Poseidon used to be one of my favorite MP, and I had some great sessions there. But they always charged me an extra Farang fee of 500 bahts, as I am not Asian. One time, I took a Chinese friend of mine there. It was his first time in Thailand and they waved the fee for him. I never went back after that.
At that time, they also used to have a book with pictures of top models. If you liked one, you could make a request for her, and the girl would tell you when she can be available. I made 2 attempts over the years, but never succeeded in getting a session with one of those girls, probably for the better as the session would most likely have been lackluster and expensive.
[QUOTE=Lefeu;1986459]Nice report! Poseidon used to be one of my favorite MP, and I had some great sessions there. But they always charged me an extra Farang fee of 500 bahts, as I am not Asian. One time, I took a Chinese friend of mine there. It was his first time in Thailand and they waved the fee for him. I never went back after that.
At that time, they also used to have a book with pictures of top models. If you liked one, you could make a request for her, and the girl would tell you when she can be available. I made 2 attempts over the years, but never succeeded in getting a session with one of those girls, probably for the better as the session would most likely have been lackluster and expensive.[/QUOTE]Yes Poseidon never was a favorite place of mine, because many so called models had good bodies but were not very pretty, and also general service levels were weak. The 500 surcharge did not put me off as this was common at many Soapy places. I don't mind paying if the girls are worth it, but generally they were not. I did better else where.
My early favorite places were Chao Praya 2, and Mona Lisa, without Farang surcharges, although Mona Lisa could attempt rip offs of newbies. Poseidon was not competing with these for average service levels. In later years I liked Long Beech, Amsterdam, Emannuelle, and Copa Cabana. All of these have either disappeared of declined badly. Its difficult to find a place with good value great looks and great service, unless you happen to be very keen on surgeries girls, maybe.
Two Poseidon girls from yester year standard level. The later fucked me in the bath. That was special. I got her contact details, but later discovered she was unreliable and just money hungry. The former looked good but performed very timidly. Still these girls would have quite competitive looks today (for me) and if they were in an oily, I would try them.
[QUOTE=Syzygies;1986444]What caused guys to show up to Analisa in the first place? Just the curiosity to try another place? I mean there are hundereds of massage joints. Why this one?
I go for recommened shops or shops with pretty girls present and usually avoid anything too weird or specialised.[/QUOTE]Guys are too coy to come on here and admit it but they're going there to get a toy shoved up their bottom. If you google 'prostate massage Bangkok' Analisa is the top result. It's definitely not for me and doesn't appear to be your thing either but this place has spotted a 'gaping hole' in the market and is seeking to 'plug' it.
[QUOTE=Lefeu;1986459]Nice report! Poseidon used to be one of my favorite MP, and I had some great sessions there. But they always charged me an extra Farang fee of 500 bahts, as I am not Asian. One time, I took a Chinese friend of mine there. It was his first time in Thailand and they waved the fee for him. I never went back after that.
At that time, they also used to have a book with pictures of top models. If you liked one, you could make a request for her, and the girl would tell you when she can be available. I made 2 attempts over the years, but never succeeded in getting a session with one of those girls, probably for the better as the session would most likely have been lackluster and expensive.[/QUOTE]Poseidon is a victim of its own success. Ask any Thai to name one sex establishment and they'll probably name that one. But that means they'll get a constant stream of customers regardless of the quality of looks and service. Places like Merci, on the other hand, have to fight for customers so you'll find better looks and service there, without the farang surcharge.
[QUOTE=*****man;1986696]Poseidon is a victim of its own success. Ask any Thai to name one sex establishment and they'll probably name that one. But that means they'll get a constant stream of customers regardless of the quality of looks and service.[/QUOTE]What makes you say this? You know many Thais that prefer Poseidon?
There are so many Soapies, and so many in some level of decline. The ecomony is bad. Thais don't have the money perhaps?
When I used to visit a wide variety of Soapies I did not see Poseidon was especially busy. Just another Soapy. Nataree was much more busy, also Catherine, La Defense etc. Places with better value for money perhaps. Even Amsterdam, Tarawadee seemed busier.
I would have thought Poseidon was one better known by Farangs, who knows why?
Even IDA down near Rama 3 had a big customer lounge and looked busy with Thais when I went there a few years back. Nancy had a steady flow of customers despite what I thought were crap quality girls. Cheap though.
[QUOTE=Syzygies;1986106]I see little point in taking a girl till 6 AM. I don't want too have to set the alarm for 4. 30 AM to get another fuck in before she departs. I suppose you have to not sleep until after the girl goes.
If I take girls for LT, I need them till at least 8 or 9 AM. That is just me I guess.
I also see little point to do outcall unless you know the girls already in case chemistry is not good, or girls are not your spec.[/QUOTE]I thought if you take them for long time outcall there be more sex than sleep, maybe a couple hours rest. But yeah if she leaving at 6 am then be first time in along time that I be up at the crack of dawn to get me some of Dawns craxk.
Hi,
Looks like I am going to get some free time in Bangkok, so for those who know the following places.
What is the name of at least one girl you would recommend for a 2 hour hotel outcall from:
Mango.
Bamboo.
37.2.
Eden club.
Cherry.
Angel.
Honey Bee.
Orchard.
Dream Haven.
Incall.
101 Massage.
Club 102.
Any tips much appreciated and I will upload reports 24 hours later.
[QUOTE=Syzygies;1986723]What makes you say this? You know many Thais that prefer Poseidon?
[/QUOTE]I didn't say they preferred it, I said any Thai would be able to name it. Clearly most Thais don't go to soapy massage parlors but they are aware of their existence and Poseidon is the one they can name. I've seen it referred to in Thai movies. This notoriety with both Thais and foreigners ensures it will never be short of customers, especially newbies.