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[QUOTE=Liveheree; 1131091]Are there lockers where you can leave your stuff in the airport without getting them stolen? Exactly how terrible will the traffic be if I want to go to one of the termas in centro?

Thanks,

Matt[/QUOTE]Baggage check is operated by MALEX. It is on the arrivals level of Terminal 1. There has been a lot of remodelling recently and this service may have been relocated. When you arrive just ask someone for the "guarda volumes." Traffic will depend on the hour that you arrive and depart. It is typical of any big city. Centro is less than a half hour by taxi.

[QUOTE=Poucolouco;1131164]Baggage check is operated by MALEX. It is on the arrivals level of Terminal 1. There has been a lot of remodelling recently and this service may have been relocated. When you arrive just ask someone for the "guarda volumes." Traffic will depend on the hour that you arrive and depart. It is typical of any big city. Centro is less than a half hour by taxi.[/QUOTE]Centro is closed for Carnaval.

I was at both Monte Carlo and L'uomo today and they were open.

[QUOTE=Hungrystud101;1130620]Thinking of taking your wife or girl friend on a trip to Brasil?[/QUOTE]My first time in Brazil me and my wife went together...and I have been divorced ever since! Although I had no idea of the mongering scene I still left her the morning we got back. I will never forget being in the airport in Salvador and not being able to take my eyes off of a girl who was working in one of the shops.

I had a hard time explaining why it was much better that she does not come with me to Rio.

Now she does not know wether she sould believe me or not; I hope she prefers to believe me!

In any case I would never ever have let her come with me to Brasil.

Better divorce before than after Rio!

[QUOTE=Chercheur; 1131225]I had a hard time explaining why it was much better that she does not come with me to Rio.

Now she does not know wether she sould believe me or not; I hope she prefers to believe me!

In any case I would never ever have let her come with me to Brasil.

Better divorce before than after Rio! [/QUOTE]How about these:

1) Crime. She could get hurt.
2) The water is no good, there is risk of getting sick.
3) You are travelling there for work
4) You are checking it out, if it is a romantic place then you will take her the next time (but of course you won't!)

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1131188]My first time in Brazil me and my wife went together...and I have been divorced ever since! Although I had no idea of the mongering scene I still left her the morning we got back. I will never forget being in the airport in Salvador and not being able to take my eyes off of a girl who was working in one of the shops.[/QUOTE]

Now that has to be the most expensive trip ever!

My mongering mentor gave me the following, back when I started:
Rule 1) Never enter a mongering destination with a woman
Rule 2) Never leave a mongering destination with a woman.
Rule 3) Never give a woman your real name (paternity cases, they can cross oceans!)
Rule 4) Never tell anyone at home that you at a mongering destination, especially not one like Rio or Bangkok that has a reputation for prostitution and sex tourism.
Rule 5) If it's known that you were at a mongering destination, say it was for work, nature tourism that bores people, or even a religious pilgrimage! No one, except a monger, respects a monger.

Mr E,

How long were you married before you dumped your wife. Let me guess. You thought you would be happy having sex with the same girl for life and 6 months in realized you made a huge mistake? What excuse did you give your wife when she asked why you were dumping her AFTER a vacation!

Thats funny.

[QUOTE=HelpRules;1131388]You thought you would be happy having sex with the same girl for life and 6 months in realized you made a huge mistake?[/QUOTE]Anyone remember the comedian Mort Sahl? He once said that before he gets married, a guy says "oh boy, I'm going to get laid tonight!" After he's been married a while, a guy says "oh shit, I got to get laid tonight!"

True, very true.

[QUOTE=Hungrystud101; 1130620]Thinking of taking your wife or girl friend on a trip to Brasil?

She better be a freak that likes to join in or leave her home. [/QUOTE]And what if the wife is Brazilian herself, and she knows about all this puteria?

[QUOTE=Puta Playa; 1131329]How about these:

1) Crime. She could get hurt.

2) The water is no good, there is risk of getting sick.

3) You are travelling there for work.

4) You are checking it out, if it is a romantic place then you will take her the next time (but of course you won't!). [/QUOTE]These are good. MY S. O. Wants to come with me and I am using the crime argument. I will spend all my money on the Termas girls and say I was mugged. I really would like to take her to the Jesus and Sugarloaf. I am always wondering what these things look like up close. I am studying the language on line. Hunny, when I get a handle on Porto I will take you and we will be safe.

[QUOTE=Puta Playa; 1131329]My mongering mentor gave me the following, back when I started:

Rule 1) Never enter a mongering destination with a woman

Rule 2) Never leave a mongering destination with a woman.

Rule 3) Never give a woman your real name (paternity cases, they can cross oceans!)

Rule 4) Never tell anyone at home that you at a mongering destination, especially not one like Rio or Bangkok that has a reputation for prostitution and sex tourism.

Rule 5) If it's known that you were at a mongering destination, say it was for work, nature tourism that bores people, or even a religious pilgrimage! No one, except a monger, respects a monger. [/QUOTE]I boss took me Thailand and I took him into a bar and picked a girl out for him. He knoes I hobby and I know he is a doper so I think we are good but I wish I never would have told him. He gets pissed when he sees an extra couple days in some place like Brazil or Germany or Montreal and wants to be there. He really gets jealous and thinks the worst thing when I am traveling. The reality is that it is 90% work and I occaisionally relax with a hooker. DO NOT TELL ANYONE! Tell this board and thats it!

[QUOTE=Pyjama;1131480]And what if the wife is Brazilian herself, and she knows about all this puteria?[/QUOTE]Fuck I don't know. Is she cool about it and willing to share?

[QUOTE=Lorenzo; 1131474]Anyone remember the comedian Mort Sahl? He once said that before he gets married, a guy says "oh boy, I'm going to get laid tonight!" After he's been married a while, a guy says "oh shit, I got to get laid tonight!"

True, very true. [/QUOTE]Whats the difference between your job and your wife after 10 years. After 10 years your job still sucks!

[QUOTE=HelpRules; 1131388]Mr E,

How long were you married before you dumped your wife. Let me guess. You thought you would be happy having sex with the same girl for life and 6 months in realized you made a huge mistake? What excuse did you give your wife when she asked why you were dumping her AFTER a vacation! [/QUOTE]We were married two years and went to Brazil for our anniversary vacation. The morning we got back I just said I didn't want to be married anymore and left. She had a house before we got married so she always paid the mortgage and I paid the utilities. Everything else was done separate. All of our personal stuff we used our own money for. I asked her how she wanted to divide the furniture, she told me, and I put it in the divorce paperwork. Then she didn't want to go by that and got a lawyer. When we went to court the judge gave us 2 minutes each to say why we should have what items we wanted. The judge saw she was just trying to be bitter and greedy and gave me everything except 1 sofa and the washing machine. The judge did make me pay $750, half her lawyer fees. We did not have any kids together. We are still good friends.

[QUOTE=Hungrystud101;1131632]Fuck I don't know. Is she cool about it and willing to share?[/QUOTE]I think she'd join in for a threesome, not sure if I had sex with a puta all on my own. Risky trying out.

Mr E, how long after you were married did you realize you made a mistake? It took 2 years for you to leave her, but were you wanting to leave for most of the marriage. I dated this one girl for a year, which is the longest for me, and I was having sex with her one night, and just wanted to stop in the middle of it because I was so bored. I don't know how guys have sex with their wives for 20 years. I seems IMPOSSIBLE to me.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1131676]We were married two years and went to Brazil for our anniversary vacation. The morning we got back I just said I didn't want to be married anymore and left. She had a house before we got married so she always paid the mortgage and I paid the utilities. Everything else was done separate. All of our personal stuff we used our own money for. I asked her how she wanted to divide the furniture, she told me, and I put it in the divorce paperwork. Then she didn't want to go by that and got a lawyer. When we went to court the judge gave us 2 minutes each to say why we should have what items we wanted. The judge saw she was just trying to be bitter and greedy and gave me everything except 1 sofa and the washing machine. The judge did make me pay $750, half her lawyer fees. We did not have any kids together. We are still good friends.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't have believed there are people who live like that. Best lowlife marriage and divorce story I ever heard. Thanks for sharing.