hook up with a regular girl
[QUOTE=Berthold]
Some advices if you want to hook up with a regular girl
1. You should be able to speak some spanish
2. The agegap should not be to big
3. Show some interest in the girls, take her out, buy clothes, perfume and the sex will be for free.
Good hunting,
Hasta luego, mucho suerte[/QUOTE]Hey - I speak a passable spanish
When you say "Age gap not too big" what do you mean?
I Suppose 20 years is too much?
Cuba vs Colombia vs Brazil
In Cuba, they try to trick you out of your of your money.
In Brazil, they take it a gunpoint.
In Colombia, they just kill you.
Dont ruin it for the other mongers
By the way somebody in this forum was paying Bertha 1.50CUC for washing a single pair of pants. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRIGGIN MIND? I got all my clothes washed ironed and mended in Cuba for $2.
Recovering Cubaholic needs help
I was there a little more than ten years ago. But things have changed a little so my opinions / observations are not current as those of the true Cubaphiles herein (Including: BeersTerry, Cubiche, El Cubanito, (Jeweller. An up and comer) and many more folks. Hence I don't want to be nominated into any "report of distinction. "
Cuba is like crack cocaine. A great high but at a steep price.
Let me tell you of my experiences with this crack cocaine (Cerca the mid 90's)
I went to Havana. I originally didn't go there for mongering. On the plane, I asked a Cuban-American "what are the bargains in Cuba? Leather? Silver? )
He answered: "pussy is on sale. "
I got a driver with a car. $25/d. He was an electrical engineer who made more money that way (such is the way of Cuba). He was honest and reliable. OK, well maybe not so honest, more about that later.
The Hotel/Casa Particular "Discovery"
I checked into a hotel, then learned about the No Chica rule. Actually, at my first hotel, the guard let the girl into the hotel. I told the guard I was going to buy her dinner in the hotel restaurant (which I did). This was a pure P4P. She was OK. Wasn't that attractive looking. Kinda skanky but young. I wasnt allowed to bring back chicas after that.
Finally, I realised I needed a Casa PArticular, so I checked out and wheeled my suitcase along the streets of Havana. Looking for a Casa PArticular.
A very helpful fella offered to find me a Casa PArticular. He found one in which the the bed was literally made of straw. And it smelled.
I guess the horses won't be eating hay tonite.
Everyone not employed by the tourist industry is on the take in Cuba. The person who helps you says "you wait here, I'll go talk to the landlady. She won't talk to you (que mierda! ). " HE makes a deal with the casera "charge this yuma $25 and give me $5. "
I feel a little cheated, but such is the forma de la vida en Cuba. I would rather pay the rack rate and pay the jintero $5 for his consultation fee. Same money spent. I just feel less cheated.
Everything is black market in Cuba. Everything you do is illegal in Cuba.
Even after I left my suitcase behind, I was still ocassionally pestered by the jinterOs. I did get ripped off trying to buy some Cuban cigars. These were una mierda, they weren't even good as CHEAP CIGARS. But, you'll find that in any 3rd world country.
By the way I didn't see a single cat or dog on the streets of Havana. I don't think they eat them, it's just that food is in short supply. Maybe the animals die from the poisonous diesel fumes from the "buses"
After a few mishaps and several prospective Casas PArticulars later (no chicas allowed) I rented an entire apartment with kitchen, two bedrooms, et al for $25/nite. A really nice place. This was somewhere downtown. The only problem was that the landlady pretty much stipulated that I could only bring over one girl for the entire time I was there. I could only have one girlfreind.
My modus.operandi is that I prefer to find a girlfreind. I like doing things the hard way, I guess I like the illusion that this is not a P4P.
I went out to bars and niteclubs. I like them white, and thin. I was not a bad looking guy at the time. I am uglier and fatter now, 10+ yrs after. Believe it or not, it wasn't easy picking up cute girls. My spanish was pretty bad. Maybe I was too picky. However, I can get a fat skank in my own country.
One day I came back to the Casa one day and the landlady was in my casa, cooking herself a meal. This was after all HER KITCHEN. I wanted to tell her "Get the heck out, I want to bang my girlfreind. " but, she was in the middle of cooking some elaborate meal. Not cooking the meal for me. It was for her. MY girlfreind sat their and chatted with her while I fumed! Cock-blocked!
Still. I kept going back.
This driver took me all over the city. Whenever I saw a cute chica (and really it; s not flush with hotties like in Europe or the USA) I asked the driver to chat her up. (I had minimal spanish) I NEVER got a girl this way. The driver even admitted that he regretted the fact that his cubanas were being banged by Yumas. My driver was COCK-BLOCKING me. I'd point out a girl, ask him to stop, and he'd say "I know her, she's not a jintera. " He was lying. I could have gotten to know her with the written letter of introduction from my freind, the dead president "Andrew Jackson"
I went walking along the malecon. I found that not every chica is a puta. Pickins wasnt that easy. There is still competition in this city. There are italians who have plenty of money. Some of these girls have rich novias en italia. Perhaps back then, mongering was in full swing and the competition was fierce. By the way Marina Hemingway was in full swing. But I wasn't about to pay $50 per screw. I am not really into formal P4P. I like a true GFE.
I met "L". She was tall, thin and beautiful. In her early 20's. Her body, though thin, was a little bit trashed from childbirth. Her face a bit weathered. They can't afford suntan lotion there. She was equivalent in looks to a 30 yr old in the western world. Very little muscle tone. But. Very little fat. Still she was beautiful.
I fell in love with her. She gave me one of the best GFE I have had. She said she loved me. Then the scams started. "I need $90 for rent. "
I wish she had said "Listen pal, I just gave you 4 days of the best sex of your life, my charge for this is $90. " A bargain!. I would have gladly paid it. Pero, en Cuba la manera de la vida es la engana.
And I still want to go back!
I have read on this forum that it is not as good there as in the days of old. Police crackdown. Jiniteras running scared. A special prison being built just for jiniteras. Who is spreading these rumors. Do we have a US govt mole on this board?
From what I've read on this forum, the jinterOs are allowed to bother you, but not the jinteras.
The Casa PArticular situation has deteriorated. (It wasn't that good 10+ years ago) They have reduced the # of available Casa PArticulars by 50%. And if you get there. Your reservation may not be honored. Your Casa PArticular could have been rented to a fellow mongerer.
And I still want to go back!
Are there any "Cubaholics Anonymous" Meetings?
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Can you recommend a better travel agency?
[QUOTE=Beersterry]I don't use Nash Travel.[/QUOTE]Thanks
Can you recommend a better travel agency? Or better yet, several ?