Campo Alegre - Happy Camp
Have been here since 22nd May but have limited access to Interweb.
Me and my wingman hit the Happy Camp on Saturday 23rd. The bastard lucked-out with Leidy and I took her less attractive friend Maria. Leidy is less than 24years old but only has one kid. Maria had several.
After I'd finished I looked for my wingman with Maria and at first found Leidy re-sat in the doorway of her room ready for more business. In my very poor and broken Spanish I asked them both to join me for a drink at the cafeteria where we regrouped with my wingman who has zero language ability.
We chatted. These girls gleefully chirped that the return airfare from thier native Bogota was $1000us. I've just bought a return to Medelling for $450 us. Exploitation number 1.
I can confirm the price is 50 ANG (Lesser Antilles guilders) No problem paying another 50 in the room to extend either before, during or after. Don't even think about short changing them as they have a panic alarm in the rooms and you will. I mean absolutely. Get your sorry arse hauled outside and roughed up.
Immediately after these two left us to find more business I set about getting some of the food availible in the Cafeteria which turned out to be some of the best on this bloody expensive Island. Oh yeah, two things are cheap here. Petrol and *****s. I didn't hire a car!
As I was trying to interpret the menu a cutie assisted. Having ordered herself she joined me and carried on the conversation. I didn't have enough time to take her to her room but we exchanged numbers. I'd got a SIM card in Willemstad that morning.
The next morning, this cutie on my mind I tried to text her but got a failure. Memories are vague now but we hooked up again and. With due defference to the the Colombian forums and GFE topic. Effectively had a Girlfriend for my entire stay here. I would call her in the morning and warn her I was travelling to Happy Camp. When I reached the carpark I'd call her again and she'd trot out. One day we took a taxi into town (50 guilder minimum. Everywhere is 50 guilder from Happy Camp and that's expensive. It's the price of half hour with a girl! ) met with friends, had lunch then took a ride around to some caves and spent an hour or two on the Beach and swimming.
She held my Hand and we acted like two teenagers. In the Sea she got saucier and no holds were barred and she initiated contact.
Another day I picked her up and we shopped in a Supermarket where she bought the ingredients for Lunch which she cooked. Simply the pleasure of each others company. No hanky-panky although we did retire to my room where the AC could cool us down for 10 minutes as we cuddled on the Bed. Later in the week I asked her to clean my floor. You might have thought I asked for an act of depravity from the bowels of Hell!
Of course I met all the expenses when we were outside of Happy Camp although I harldy spent much at all. On good authority I know these girls will drag punters into Willemstad and fleece them into buying stuff for them. Bloody expensive stuff! Getting back to Happy Camp. Effectively taking her to "work" I was her first client of the evening, usually for at least an hour and Jolly nice it was too.!
So my first tast of Colombiana GFE gets marks in excess of a "10"". Thoughts of David_33's comments of
"Depends on the Specimen she is with" have been in my mind the entire time I've been here.
Telephones
The reason I'd got a failure when I text her was that she'd input her room telephone number into my mobile. Effectively it's a landline. Moreso it's a Hotel telephone landline. WARNING #1 this means that phone call can be a premium number where an extra charge can be applied to the caller. Warning #2 The room occupant may also be charged for accepting a call and this can be applied to her bill. YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD!
If you know the room number you want to call prefix it with the following
+59 99 6310 XXX
XXX being the room number.
If you are inside Curacao just prefix 6310 before the room number.
Exploitation
My wingman and I discussed and expressly sought out ANY evidence of exploitation and/or Trafficing. We found none. It would appear that these ladies are willing workers attempting to escape the grinding poverty of thier own country and try to improve the lot of thier offspring left with them by contemporary Males who having inseminated them proceed to desert them.
In conversation with them they have the real opprotunity to make some serious money here. I "think" there is a tough selection process and if they fail to meet thier $100us a day room rental they don't last very long. My GFE felt she could make $5000 us in less than a Month and return to Bogota early instead of the usual 3 month tour of duty.
There is a "Heavy" Police presence at Happy Camp. They are too lazy to leave thier patrol cars outside so security open the gates and they drive in. They were there in numbers on the 60th party last Saturday. Although the number of officers there seemed no less reduced on the quiet days.
I did see uniformed offers patrol the camp on foot. I DID NOT see officers inspect visa's or Cedulas. I DID NOT see officers enter any rooms for any period.
Maybe you can read between the lines?
60th Anniversary party
This Island is a Dutch Dependancy. The night previous we'd been out 'till the wee hours at a rave. This was populated by "Lego's". Dutch girls 17. 25 generic blonde, stick thin with Hair in a tight bun. They look good but unless you have Dutch language. Forget it. Called Lego's because they are identical and you always see at least two together.
As we left early with other parties to go to we saw standing in the queue to get into Campo Alegre 60th four Lego's all queueing and they were eager to get in as they could hear the boom box. Reggaton. Clearly thinking this was another repeat of last nights event. We laughed hysterically and recounted this tale all over the Island to whoever would listen and understand.
My wish was that one of the real big Black Guys prowling the camp would explain to them where they were and the consequences of same. Although they probably came ços the flyer said
"Ladies welcome"
500Guilder Wet Tee Shirt competition!
They had no chance.
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60th Anniversary Of Campo Alegre
60th anniversary of Campo Alegre
1 Jun, 2009, 11:19 (GMT -04:00)
WILLEMSTAD — The open-air brothel Campo Alegre celebrated its 60th anniversary last weekend. The well-attended party started at nine o’clock Saturday evening and lasted until four o’clock the following morning. Ladies were also welcome this time, apart from the ‘normal’ ladies’ night on Tuesdays. A number of dj’s were invited for the occasion, amongst others, Frederick Abas, dj Sandro, and Ike Jesurun. In addition, a wet T-shirt competition was held, and the winner left the catwalk with 500 guilders.
