I was driving reading this
I almost ran off the road laughing. I am thinking of renting a 3 bedroom villa with a pool in Sosua. I have 2 newbie wing men. I was thinking of having a pool party and inviting fellow mongers that we meet. Charge the guys 500 pesos for food and beer. Ladies free and see what happens. What do you guys think. No one in house accept ladies I choose all activities are pool side.l
[QUOTE=Negro562; 1385737]I live in the DR. I am from LA but, I have been on island for a FEW YEARS NOW. If you and your boys are coming here and are renting a spot, you should do this.
1.) When you get settled in, go to the liquor store and buy a couple, or a few, cases of beers. Since you are live anyways, you will probably have a few bottles that you bought from the duty free. Make sure you buy tequila cheap because these broads are not really hip to tequila.
2.) Stay at your spot and get faded as long as possible. The best broads come out later.
3.) Go on the block and keep getting faded with your boy. Even if you see something you really like, go to step 4.
4.) Your story should be,"We are having a get together at our spot. We have a bunch of guys and a bunch of drinks and money."
5.) Take a group of bitches back to your spot and let them get fucked up and keep them going. Any girl that starts talking shit, put her cancerous ass out. Walk that * to the door.
6.) Encourage them to remove their clothing. They are trying to get paid so it's no problem. Once this happens, start pulling out dicks. Bitches will start choosing.
7.) Fuck them and then give them what you want then throw them out.
8.) Give them something fair and throw them out. This is important.
9.) Great event![/QUOTE]
Sudden vacation; advice needed.
Hey all. First off, I love reading about all your exploits and adventures and can't wait to make one of my own. My work just told me early this morning that I need to burn some of my vacation days saved up starting this weekend. I've searched the net for cheap flights to my desired locations-CTG, CR, and Sosua- to find that Sosua offers the best bang for the buck [no pun intended, ] including lodging, flights, and mongering. I'll probably be booking the flight tomorrow to Sosua from 19 Feb-28 Feb. I've heard that is a long time to spend there mongering but being from Hawaii, the beaches are a huge draw for me as well. I'll probably do some day trips to Cabarete here and there to kill some time and maybe try to catch a few waves if there are any. As for lodging, I think I'll try and stay at Rocky's simply for the price of rooms for at least the first few nights and maybe try something else along the way. Are there any other hotels worth staying at with similar prices? I remember reading the forums over a year ago and NG, as well as, Terra Linda were cheaper in price. Seems inflation hit hard.
Budget is limiting me since my stay is somewhat extended. The flight is going to be about $800, lodging at Rocky's for 9 nights about $300 [if he has availability, ] leaving me with about $1000 for food, drinks, cabs, mongering and what not. This being my first mongering trip to DR, is $1000 for about 9 days doable? Should I shorten it a few days instead? Would you do fewer days and higher prices including a $1000 flight to Cartagena instead? My budget is around $2200 total.
I don't speak Spanish as of yet so I probably won't do much mongering outside of Passions unless I see a blanca I just have to have LOL. I know money talks but I'm 34 and in pretty good shape so hopefully that counts for something.
Anyone have any tips on deep-sea fishing or some surfing in the area? Also, what's the best way to take a cab from the airport to Sosua without getting ripped off?
Much thanks for the tips in advance.