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Do you believe it ... here's a thread without some words of "wisdom" from Musomba !!
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Yes, I agree.
But it's empty.
It will take a longtime to restaure the friendship spirit of the Kenya thread.
Nairobi is well known, a stay at Florida 2000, from 10pm to 11pm, is sufficient to get laid with an outrageous african beauty.
I have nothing to add.
I'm now trapped in that fucking France, my country of residence, so I'm unable to provide this site in weird pictures and infos that could make you to tremble.
I'm a relative newcomer to Nairobi, but during my trip a couple of weeks ago, I found a much greater selection of women at Madhouse than at Florida 2000. In fact, the latter was disappointing in that there were so few women, and I hung around the place from about 9:30 till midnight. Maybe I just hit it on an off night or an off time period, but when I get back in two weeks, I know I'm going to make a beeline for Madhouse.
GE
Gentlemen, you are too keen to get to bed. Florida/Madhouse(F1) and Florida 2000(F2) only get going after midnight, before that the chicks have not signed on yet.
Also depends on which night of the week you go, week-end is to be avoided as well as Wednesday night at Madhouse - reggae night- unless you like the old elbow or two in the ribcage.
Hi all,
I will be visiting Nairobi late December into early January. Previous experience in Nairobi was a massage parlor at Gill house. I'm looking forward to trying it again, I would love to hear about other massage places, where walk-in service is available, and has many girls to choose from.
Also would appreciate infomation on the cost of massage plus FS from the girl. I know many advertise in the local paer with cell phone numbers, but I figure you don't know how they look, or how good or poor their services are, On the other hand at a massage parlor they have a reputation to maitain , and I assume they screen the girls for good looks and attitudes.
In my last visit, it cost Ksh 1,000 to the house for one hour massage, and another 1,000 for the girl, and I had this girl Purity. It was money well spent. I read on this forum about a place in 680 hotel could someone verify, and include room no?
LM
[QUOTE=GoodEnough]I'm a relative newcomer to Nairobi, but during my trip a couple of weeks ago, I found a much greater selection of women at Madhouse than at Florida 2000. In fact, the latter was disappointing in that there were so few women, and I hung around the place from about 9:30 till midnight. Maybe I just hit it on an off night or an off time period, but when I get back in two weeks, I know I'm going to make a beeline for Madhouse.
GE[/QUOTE]I've been twice on saturday night at F2000. The first time, I've arrived really too early (9pm) but there was the choice and I've gone after 30mn with a big boobed girl in a lodge for a good spanish (1000KES). There was also pretty women dancing and making weird eye contact. The second time, I've arrived at 1am and then there was not a lot of women and not very beautiful women. Not yet tested F1 (is that the club called 'new Florida nightclub'??? at the top of the TOTAL gas station). Just have to wait a month or two for the next trip.
I've not yet seen anything written here about the disco at Carnivore. I'm certainly no expert on Nairobi, but I did take a sweet young thing to dinner at Carnivore during my recent trip and after dinner, we went over to the bar near the disco for a last drink. The disco had loads of women at about 11 in the evening, and many, if not most, were definitely on the prowl. In fact I got hit on by two very pretty women when my date was in the ladies room, and I wasn't even trying.
The experienced Nairobi guys here will know if this is always the case or if I just happened to be there on a particularly good night. I'll be back in Nairobi in a week and a half, and I'll consider going back there alone just to see what I can rustle up.
GE
[QUOTE=GoodEnough]I've not yet seen anything written here about the disco at Carnivore.
GE[/QUOTE]
GE, this could well possibly have been on Wednesday night at Carnivore - rock night - starts at 9pm. As you say, lots of honeys available and comes recommended, as does a meal prior to this in the restaurant.
I`m not too sure what the rest of the week is like at Carnivore, perhaps someone has ventured there on the weekend and can fill us in on the details.
1600kes round trip by taxi from central Nairobi.
Is this the type of restaurant I could take a business client to (ie, one who is not looking to find a lady)?
Or is this a straight forward mongering hangout?
[QUOTE=Noddy]GE, this could well possibly have been on Wednesday night at Carnivore - rock night - starts at 9pm. As you say, lots of honeys available and comes recommended, as does a meal prior to this in the restaurant.
I`m not too sure what the rest of the week is like at Carnivore, perhaps someone has ventured there on the weekend and can fill us in on the details.
1600kes round trip by taxi from central Nairobi.[/QUOTE]
Sure. You could take a client there. The restaurant is just a restaurant, but it's large and fairly noisy with sort of a carnival atmosphere. It's fixed price and all you can eat with waiters circling endlessly offering several different varieties of meat, all of it grilled over an open flame. I did not find the quality of the meat particularly high, but the place itself, and the whole ambiance, is lots of fun. Probably not the place for a serious business dinner but a great place to unwind. When I was there we did not have our taxi wait for us, but we did get the number of the driver and called him about 30 minutes before we were ready to leave so that he could come back for us.
GE
I will be arriving back in Nairobi on Wednesday afternoon and my office has booked me into the Holiday Inn as the other places they tried were fully booked. Does anyone out there have any experience with this place. Do they charge you $50 when you bring in a friend as was the case with the last place I stayed? Any advice and information would be much appreciated.
GE
[QUOTE=GoodEnough]... we did get the number of the driver and called him about 30 minutes before we were ready to leave so that he could come back for us.
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GE:
Definitely a very good strategy to save some money (folks, that's no "taxi money" :) )! The taxi drivers in front of Carnivore would charge you about double as much for the ride back to the center.
Cheers - Hesekiels
Since no one responded to my question about the Holiday Inn I guess no one who reads this board has ever stayed there. I'm hoping for at least one response to my next question which is about the merits of K1 and/or K2 relative to the Florida bars. I met a guy here today who thinks that the "K" bars offer a higher end type of lady. For any of your guys who have been there. Is this the case? Is it worth checking out?
Thanks in advance.
GE
[QUOTE=GoodEnough]Since no one responded to my question about the Holiday Inn I guess no one who reads this board has ever stayed there. I'm hoping for at least one response to my next question which is about the merits of K1 and/or K2 relative to the Florida bars. I met a guy here today who thinks that the "K" bars offer a higher end type of lady. For any of your guys who have been there. Is this the case? Is it worth checking out?
Thanks in advance.
GE[/QUOTE]There's a report about Holyday inn in the old thread (General infos). It seems that it is hard to come with someone here, especially at night. I've experienced the situation to be rejected with my girl at 680 hotel. The security staff was an other girl. I've been to Forest lodge with her, 500kes for a room, and a nasty decore. IMHO The best would be to book an other room in a clean hotel like Terminal Hotel (2000kes) and to use your deluxe room to rest...
I stayed at the Hilton Nairobi for one night. Clever people managed to sell me the Executive Suite for 300 US. Very nice but not much I could do with two showers so I nicked the complimentary dressing gown. Anyway I brought a woman back there, she was required to give her identity card and I paid some extra dollars on check out (I think about $50). She was quite obviously the "type" that you meet in Madhouse, but the staff made little or no fuss and that was that. Given the relative nature of the establishments I would assume that Holiday Inn runs much the same policy. Incidentally, there's no point emailing them to ask them. I asked a hotel in Mombasa if they allowed overnight guests via email and the answer in writing was a straight "No". When I arrived it was explained to me by the madam that I was allowed girlfriends in my room, they just have to be registered at the desk when you bring them, no extra charge. When I protested "I can't beieve you are saying this (in front of a rather sexy receptionist), got a broad smile and told "This is Mombasa". They are just being discreet until they see you face to face.
On the K1 versus Florida question, I have been to K1 and the Madhouse, but neither of the either. K1 has pool tables and lots of little cubby hole areas. Its generally more intimate and relaxed. Madhouse is a like a football pitch and you have to shout to be heard, especially later in the night. In Madhouse you will get the more professional type. Some are very nice looking. If you want a wide choice and to leave after 15 minutes with someone then Madhouse is the place. K1, on the other hand is more of a pub than a club, but very nice and plenty of distractions should you get unwanted attention. On a good night in Nairobi I'd plan for either K1 or the Pavement first and see how you go. I agree with your freinds opinion. If nothing of interest then head off to Madhouse for last orders. Just mind how drunk they've got before then!
Hope this is of interest/use.
[QUOTE=GoodEnough]Since no one responded to my question about the Holiday Inn I guess no one who reads this board has ever stayed there. I'm hoping for at least one response to my next question which is about the merits of K1 and/or K2 relative to the Florida bars. I met a guy here today who thinks that the "K" bars offer a higher end type of lady. For any of your guys who have been there. Is this the case? Is it worth checking out?
Thanks in advance.
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[QUOTE=Kampala3030]... she was required to give her identity card and I paid some extra dollars on check out (I think about $50). She was quite obviously the "type" that you meet in Madhouse, but the staff made little or no fuss and that was that...[/QUOTE]
Thank you, the two problems in this are:
1°) The cost, it is (IMHO) absurd to pay $50 to bribe, it may be the same price you have given to the girl. In 680 hotel, when they accept the bribe, you'll pay between 200 and 1000 kes!
2°) The ID, everyone has not an ID in Kenya.
Kampala3030, thanks for the detailed reply. Your experience at the Hilton paralleled mine at the Serena a month ago. No one cared if I brought a woman back to the room so long as she had an ID and I was willing to pay the $50. She did. I was, and voila! That was that.
I spent some time at Madhouse during my last visit, so I know exactly what you mean. I was looking for something a little (well, actually a lot) quieter with a bit more class. Looks like I will have to give K1 a try. I also heard a little about the Pavement, but I thought it was strictly a restaurant. Guess it's a little more than that. Maybe I will just venture to whichever one is closest to my hotel and take it from there.
I'll be arriving in Nairobi tomorrow from Juba South Sudan, so wherever I wind up is going to seem like paradise by comparison. That's for sure.
Thanks again for taking the time to respond.
GE
the pavement. we'd call it a gastro-pub here in the uk. does good food but you can also watch sports on tv and get hammered on tuskers. plenty of jungus and expats of all sorts. the women here. of all sorts. do regard themselves as higher class. i went here with the lady from madhouse mentioned in my previous report. was fairly amusing as we had agreed to meet in madhouse early on (it was dead as a doornail), i suggested pavement, she said fine, had a very nice meal, filled up on expensive food and beer, returned to hilton, with $50 surcharge for her simply being there.
like i mentioned before the lady i was with was the obvious "type" that people would associate with madhouse, ****ty revealing dresses et al. nice. it was fairly amusing getting disapproving looks from various bouncers and all-sorts in pavement. especially as the night wore on and finding the pavement ready to close, on passing to the toilet i overheard various jungus with jumpers draped over their shoulders as in the 80s ask various statuesque african women. who had spent hours making themselves look delectable. if they were "doing business". some people make it obvious, others pretend they are simply on the pull.
i like the pavement. i'd take my parents there if they were ever in nairobi. i'd also take someone i met in madhouse, they deserve a kes5, 000 meal from time to time. its business.
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And the answer is that the Holiday Inn is a great place. No one pays any attention when you bring a lady, and there's no registration and no extra fee. In fact the place is so sprawling, laid out as it is around two large garden areas, that I don't think anyone at the front desk would even notice. There are two entrances to the hotel, one of which does not pass the desk, so there would be no way for management to keep track at any rate.
Hooked up last night with the same lady I had met by chance the last time I was here. It was a tempestuous night, fueled no doubt by the Cialis that I had purchased at a local pharmacy. The price of Cialis is high, at about $15 a pill, but there was no hassle at all buying it. The pharmacist just asked how many I wanted. From its salubrious effects, I have no doubt that what I bought was the real product.
I'm in a standard room here, and it's just fine. An enormous bed and a nice bathroom but no mini-bar. I think I've got a rate of about $175 a night, and I prefer this to the Serene where I was paying a hell of a lot more. Wireless internet in the room 24/7 costs $15 a day and the service is reliable and quick.
This will definitely be my hotel of choice in Nairobi.
I did go take a look at K1 last night about 8 PM, but it was empty, and I was fairly tired from the day's journey from Sudan, so I did not hang around long. On the way back I stopped at Simmers and it was jammed. Some of the women were 7-8 on the goodenough flexi-scale. One young lady of 20, with long hair, a gorgeous butt and huge tits immediately sat down at my table and I did buy her a beer, but she was pushy, and I had already made arrangements to meet the other lady, so I politely declines. I hadn't realized that Simmers is such a happening place in the evening. Very laid back. Very inexpensive and I would guess that it's the first stop on the migratory path followed by the ladies, who will wind up at Florida/Madhouse later in the evening.
After Juba, Nairobi seems like the height of civilization to me.
GE
I believe we need a little clarafication regarding K1 & K2. If members are confused as to what they pricisely represent, he or she would not be alone. I`m one of the "kinda" lost.
Chatting to a chick today, she seemed to believe K1 is referred to as Casablanca.
Could some good mate in "the know" provide us with a little confirmation? Never been to Casablanca personally, obviously we have to rectify this next trip.
Noddy: After ten seconds *really* hard work on Google
[url]http://www.klubhouse.co.ke/[/url]
K1 and K2 explained here should help a bit.
[QUOTE=Noddy]I believe we need a little clarafication regarding K1 & K2. [/QUOTE]
Yes. In fact I was willing to ask the same question. May be it's Klub House but I don't know. Could you, please use code in PM, and decyphired language in the thread??? [QUOTE=Noddy]I believe we need a little clarafication regarding K1 & K2. If members are confused as to what they pricisely represent, he or she would not be alone. I`m one of the "kinda" lost.
Chatting to a chick today, she seemed to believe K1 is referred to as Casablanca.
Could some good mate in "the know" provide us with a little confirmation? Never been to Casablanca personally, obviously we have to rectify this next trip.[/QUOTE]
This is the Klub House, and it's a series of restaurants and bars housed in a single building. The one night I stopped by there was nothing happening at all and I was told by a Kenyan friend than it's more of a couples place than a pick up bar. From what I can gather, K2 is more of the same at a different location. I have not been to Casablanca, but I'm told by another friend here that it's a large, upscale disco and there are lots of ladies hanging around, though not necessarily pros. However, here, as elsewhere in Africa the dividing lines between pro, semi-pro and non-pro are pretty fluid, so I'm never sure how to characterize some of the women.
After a month in Southern Sudan, I was starved for some decent food and wine and so last night went out to Alan Bobbes, a French Restaurant that's been around for more than 40 years. It was on Riverside Drive, and took about 20 minutes from central Nairobi to get there. The taxi ride was Ksh500. I was accompanied by the Kenyan lady I met on my previous trip.
The good news is that this is an authentic French restaurant, with a decent wine list, and done up in a sort of Provencal style, with outdoor and indoor eating areas. It's all quite romantic, with soft jazz piped in and a typical Bistro-type chalk board menu. The service and the food were excellent and the place seemed to be frequented by some of Kenya's more affluent in-crowd. We shared a decent bottle of Bordeaux, and I had a duck confit and smoked salmon. I insisted on crepes suzettes and creme brulee for dessert. The bill for two, at $137 was not small, but after a month in Juba, it was well worth the price and the drive. This is not a place to go pick up women obviously, but it's a delightful destination if you happen to be with someone whose company you really enjoy.
GE
[QUOTE=GoodEnough]Holiday Inn is a great place. No one pays any attention when you bring a lady, and there's no registration and no extra fee. ... I think I've got a rate of about $175 a night...,
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That's indeed excellent news although the room rate is a little high. Maybe one can get a slightly better deal via internet? However, next time I'll try Holiday Inn as well. Thanks for the information, GE!
Cheers - Hesekiels
thanks to all of the guys on this board whose information and insights made my recently-completed trip to nairobi so enjoyable. i just arrived back in manila and will be back in davao, where i live, tomorrow afternoon. i will probably be back in nairobi in late january, so if any of your regular visitors are going to be there at that time, the first few beers are on me.
i wanted to add the note that on my last evening at holiday inn, i noticed a large number of solo ladies, all of them in the business, rep001tered around the pool/outdoor bar area by about 9 in the evening. some of them were outstanding, others, in fact, the majority, were not. i have no idea of the financial expectations since i didn't avail myself of the opportunity but there was a lot on offer.
the outdoor pool and bar area of the hotel is a very nice place to bring someone or to relax prior to going out. it's got live music, a large snack menu, and decent drinks. though i met people from all over europe, and a few from south africa, the majority of the foreigners during my three-day stay there were british, which may account for the baked beans served with breakfast in the morning. i forget if i mentioned in a prior post that breakfast is included in the price of the room and the breakfasts were substantial. i think it's served from about 6 or 6:30 until 10. if you have someone with you though, it's going to cost you another ksh1,000 for the privilege of having her eat with you.
this was my first trip back to nairobi in ten years, and i was impressed with how far the place has come. it's substantially cleaner than it used to be and, from the general feeling of the place (and what i've been told by kenyans) it's also substantially safer. i only walked around a couple of center city neighborhoods a couple of times--especially in the immediate environs of simmers--but i didn't get hassled at all and never felt uneasy.
ge
[QUOTE=GoodEnough] I just arrived back in Manila and will be back in Davao, where I live, tomorrow afternoon. I will probably be back in Nairobi in late January [/QUOTE]
GE:
Good to know that you had a great time in Africa! Just pure curiousity: do you like the African girls better than pinays now? :)
BTW, in December I will be back in the Fils. Just in case you should be in AC then, simply pm me.
Cheers - Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]GE:
Good to know that you had a great time in Africa! Just pure curiousity: do you like the African girls better than pinays now? :)
BTW, in December I will be back in the Fils. Just in case you should be in AC then, simply pm me.
Cheers - Hesekiels[/QUOTE]
Hesekiels:
I lived and worked in Africa for five years in between SE Asia work, so being with African women was not a new experience for me. It's a difference experience but I would not judge it as better or worse. I love the directness of African women and the utter lack of bullshit about sex. I also like the lack of coyness and almost total lack of embarrassment. I love the grace and sweetness of Filipinas and the wide-eyed wonder with which some of them look at the world. Both situations are good, and I just try to enjoy wherever I am.
I don't go to AC, so I won't be there when you're around. However, if you ever get to Davao or Manila let me know and we can get together.
GE
a nasty encounter in solwezi zambia recently left me taking a trip down memory lane relieving some of the nasty, macabre and somewhat hilarious encounters i have had with working girls while out mongering.
here are my top five:
number 1: smelly pussy
i picked up a stunning looking girl in solwezi in zambia recently and what looked like a promising night turned out to be a disaster of biblical proportions (more details posted in the zambia section).
once in the room after fondling her and she had undressed, the most revolting smell imaginable filled the room; her pussy smelled worse than roadkill, a skunk’s fart and rotting carrion all rolled into one.
i thought of sending her to shower but after some nauseating seconds, i vomited and promptly shouted at her to get dressed and get the hell out of my room. she had the audacity to ask for her payment and a physical altercation almost ensued.
i pushed her out of the room and it took me a few seconds to stop retching in disgust. my stomach was recoiling in protest. i sprayed the room with some deodorant but still there was an ugly sniff in the air. i could not sleep the whole night because i was getting stung by an angry army of mosquitoes. the trauma of it all has turned my libido from the usual billy-goat 150% to an all time erectile dysfunctional level.
number 2: encounter with faggots
i was sipping a cold tusker quietly at simmers nairobi when two men sitting next to me said hallo. i didn’t think much of it and we immediately begun discussing kenyan politics animatedly while marveling at the shenanigans our kenyan politicians engage in. after one too many rounds, they decided that we move on to annie oakley’s and since i had not identified any trollop that had captured my fancy, i readily agreed since i thought i would probably get better take away fish at annies.
we jumped into their 4 x 4 and once in the car, one of the men fondled my knee and attempted to kiss me. i froze for a few seconds and sobered up as fast as a scud missile fired at the iraqi’s. i realized that i had all along been chatting with a couple of faggots who probably thought i was one of them. the dude tried to rub my balls and a major scuffle ensued. the one driving tried to assist his mate and the car promptly swerved off the road and landed in a ditch near sagret hotel. we brawled for a few minutes and i finally managed to get away. i had misread the situation at simmers in such an amateurish fashion that it was not even funny. i didn’t realize that there are middle-aged, portly and ugly faggots around. i thought they were all girlish looking as seen on tv. how naďve, i almost got my butt-hole deflowered in car. sheesh!
number 3: nasty thongs
i meet a tall hot looking mamacita with a figure to kill for at florida nightclub in nairobi. the place was crawling with mzungu’s and as usual it was quite difficult for me (a local and ugly) to score such a stunner with such mzungu competition around. i finally managed get her attention and after exchanging jambo’s, she asked me for a drink and after i bought her one, she took off before i could say condoleeza rice. i next spotted her dancing on the dance floor with some old white mzungu. i cut my losses and decided to lick my wounds at the counter with several tusker baridi’s.
after a long time, she magically reappeared and being the experienced monger who understands the game, i knew she had failed to score her preferred mzungu and she had decided to "settle" with me. i threw my pride out of the window because her delicious booty was sending sirens screaming loudly deep in my balls.
anyway, we later agreed on 1. 500 ksh for the night and retired to my place. i was so excited that i had managed to score such i stunner that i was all over her like a cat on a rat. i started licking her boobs and her belly then pulled off her jeans. i licked her navel, the bits of her pubic hair that were peeping out through the g-strings and also her pussy through the fabric.
i decided to pull off her g-string with my teeth and in the process i was hit by a stunning shocker. she had major skid-marks on her g-string. a thick line of shit coated her g-string. she had probably gotten drunk and took a dump without bothering to use tissue paper afterwards. nasty! nasty! nasty! .
need i say more? the night ended prematurely with me disgusted, angry and still horny. besides, i had to drive her all the way back to florida. damn!
number 4: huge pussy
i met some 9/10 somali stunner at simmers in nairobi who roundly rejected my advances each time. she repeatedly told me that she only sleeps with foreigners (mzungu’s, indians nigerians etc) since kenyans are "wanyama" (swahili for beasts) who shag and then refuse to pay up. i offered her the money severally upfront on different occasions but she repeatedly refused saying that she may get to my place or the lodge and i would start beating her up.
anyway, to cut the long story short, after investing a lot of money on beers and cigarettes for her and her ‘sister’s over a period of almost a month; she finally agreed to give me a long overdue shag for 2. 000 ksh. it was a bit on the higher side but curiosity made me oblige.
once in the room, she refused to give me a bj or even engage in any foreplay. she simply undressed and spread her legs wide open for me to enter and get over it.
the sight of her pussy was shocking. she had a big gaping hole down there, so big that she could easily take on a donkey’s dick and a horse’s dick at the same time. i gathered the courage to enter her and my dick felt like a pin plugging in and out of a volcano’s crater. . total disaster!
number 5: forgotten raincoat
while in addis ababa-ethiopia, i was mesmerized by the sheer number of 9/10 to 10/10 stunners all over the place. ethiopians are bloody beautiful. setting a monger like me loose in addis ababa is like letting loose a monkey in a maize-field.
i went to some nightclub and picked up a hot ethiopian number. she could not speak any english and that made the encounter even more intriguing, sensual and arousing. i simply bought tonnes of drinks and we danced the night away. i eventually got as high as a kite and as horny as a deviant catholic priest.
negotiating for a price for a shag was a tricky affair. i placed her hand on my crotch and gestured to the exit. being drunk, i simply pulled out a bunch of birrs and handed them to her. she took some amount and returned the rest to me. off we went.
once at the hotel, i was licking her all over and she was moaning like a porn starlet. she had the smoothest mullato skin i had ever seen and long silky natural hair (unlike the fake hair extensions and weaves in kenya). before i had realized it, i was deep inside her pussy thrusting hard like a bmw piston while she was scratching my back and moaning sensually. . i glanced over at the dressing table and saw the pack of condoms looking sadly at me, unwrapped and untouched.
shit! i had forgotten my raincoat! i could not stop though, i kept shagging.
the next few days i could not work, i kept thinking of diseases, viruses and infections. on the flight home i was cursing myself and promising myself that i would be faithful to my wife forever and ever. i managed that for a week.
so, fellow mongers, have any of you experienced such howlers in your mongering adventures?
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Just read both your posts. This is not a mongering report. This is literature! Fantastic.
[QUOTE=Local Cowboy]A nasty encounter in Solwezi Zambia recently left me taking a trip down memory lane relieving some of the nasty, macabre and somewhat hilarious encounters I have had with working girls while out mongering.[/QUOTE]
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local cowboy:
now i am indeed speechless, brother! no doubt, the way you write is truly highest poetry and the very best i read for ages! many thanks for writing us such an entertaining, funny and informative post! keep the pen active, lc!
cheers - hesekiels
Hi all. Being a n00bie, always looking for a way to contribute.
If you go to this World Social Forum link. [url]http: //wsf2007.org/info/accommodation[/url]. There is another link that allows a download of an Excel spreadsheet. Some wonderful person (s) did a lot of work on this, as it shows [I]almost[/I] all hotels in and around Nairobi.- (It doesn't list my favorite hotel, which I will not share. Sorry! It's not girl-friendly anyway).- together with USD and KSh prices, single/double rates, divided into (under 20 USD)/(20-100 USD)/(over 100 USD).
I just wish they maintained a column for "Girl-Friendly? "
The list was last updated in October 2006, so the price may be a bit off. Also consider that Kenyan Shilling fluctuates. A lot. And a few hotels may no longer exist.
My hope is that we can somehow keep the spreadsheet updated, and have a Report filed for each year.
Hope this is useful.
Let me add my kudos to those already posted by Hesekiels. A truly great post! And it got me to thinking of my various (mis) adventures throughout the world. The problem is that most of mine have been in SE Asia, so it wouldn't be appropriate to post them here. I guess with a hobby like ours you're forced to take the bad with the good. Unfortunately for me, I read your post about the revolting pussy odor just as I was about to eat breakfast. Now, for some reason, the sight of the food is nauseating. Think I'll skip breakfast for the day.
GE
Brings back memories, like yours they often followed a hard drinking night. I can recall stenches so awful one wonders how a bolt of divine inspired lightening hadn't yet rained down from heaven to eradicate such offense to nature.
I was at the Fairview (across the street from the Israeli embassy) 2 weeks ago.
I picked up a girl in the street (not a hooker, but a college student on her way to classes) one night and the other three nights I picked a girl up at Florida 2000. Lots of talent there, although to get to the talent, you have to fight off a half dozen girls.
Although getting through the front gate required driving this strange gauntlet in the street, no doubt thanks to the Israelis, getting back to my room at night with a girl was hassle free. No one asked me anything, and the girl just went up to my room with me.
The cost was $150 US per night. The hotel is very nice, although my room was small.
My only complaint with Kenya was that 3 of 4 girls wanted to go bareback. Haven't they heard of HIV?
[QUOTE=Forest]I was at the Fairview (across the street from the Israeli embassy) 2 weeks ago.
I picked up a girl in the street (not a hooker, but a college student on her way to classes) one night and the other three nights I picked a girl up at Florida 2000. Lots of talent there, although to get to the talent, you have to fight off a half dozen girls.
Although getting through the front gate required driving this strange gauntlet in the street, no doubt thanks to the Israelis, getting back to my room at night with a girl was hassle free. No one asked me anything, and the girl just went up to my room with me.
The cost was $150 US per night. The hotel is very nice, although my room was small.
My only complaint with Kenya was that 3 of 4 girls wanted to go bareback. Haven't they heard of HIV?[/QUOTE]I don't know why the Israelis don't move their place to the styx like the Americans. It's really annoying.
Forest, was your room in the back or in the main building?
[QUOTE=Forest]My only complaint with Kenya was that 3 of 4 girls wanted to go bareback. Haven't they heard of HIV?[/QUOTE]Be damn sure that all of them have heard about it! But you bet your life, either they are already positive, or they simply wanna get pregnant from you! So or so, careful, folks!
Cheers,
Hesekiels
2 Weecks ago in Newspaper in Nairobi. I fond out with telefoncals.
That minimum price MASAGE is 600s /1h. Than evry handling sexuel you want, you must make appointment with girl from your servis. It can go up to 5000/1h. This system is the most expensif in Nairobi. Difficult to find right places in this city end taxidrivers smelling money. I was go with girlfriend of my. 2 in one room only tarif 600s. But the girls was giving al information for this type of things. The high prices have to do with renting prices from this appartments. For normal mongering, better Florida, Simmens End if urgent. My notebook stay full of nr.
Today I did yahoo chat with Nairobi girl. Asking to stay one night togetter. For info I ask tarif. Answer 1000dollar, I ask maby misthake 1000 kenya schilling. No, no 66000 kenya schilling. End this in one country where persons hef 200s/day. Persons without diplome.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Today I did yahoo chat with Nairobi girl. Asking to stay one night togetter. For info I ask tarif. Answer 1000dollar, I ask maby misthake 1000 kenya schilling. No, no 66000 kenya schilling. End this in one country where persons hef 200s/day. Persons without diplome.[/QUOTE]
Well, maybe these girls find from time to time one stupid who pays such a huge amount? Who knows? However, let them try to rip us off - no problem as long as we decline to enter into such ridiculous deals! IMHO it's simply amazing that a number of African girls do not feel ashamed to ask seriously for such big money.
Cheers - Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Rwenotmen]I don't know why the Israelis don't move their place to the styx like the Americans. It's really annoying.
Forest, was your room in the back or in the main building?[/QUOTE]
There is a new Israeli embassy being built out of town. Until then, of course, the Israelis are a target. The hotel is pretty far from the street. Even the front is far the the embassy, and I was more or less in the middle. And, the street probably has the best security in Nairobi.
Forest, enquiring mongerers want to know:
Was your room [I][b]in the main building[/b][/I].- and thus you had to walk by the reception desk (and taking a chance that one day/night a desk clerk [I]will[/I] ask you about your "guest").
Or. Was your room [I][b]in the new section[/b][/I], back where the pool is, the area which you get to by walking along a path along side the main building, thus never having to pass by the reception desk at all?
I haven't stayed at Fairview in nearly 5 years, so I'm looking for details.
I refuse to stay in any hotel in Kenya--if I'm paying--that's over 100 USD, unless the Kenya Schilling becomes stronger than the US Dollar, or Hell freezes over.
[QUOTE=Rwenotmen]Forest, enquiring mongerers want to know:
Was your room [I][b]in the main building[/b][/I].- and thus you had to walk by the reception desk (and taking a chance that one day/night a desk clerk [I]will[/I] ask you about your "guest"). [/QUOTE]
Yes, it was in the main building. I generally returned around midnight-1am. The guards paid me no attention whatsoever, and the girl at the front desk stayed in the office. I was never confronted on five consecutive nights.
[QUOTE=Rwenotmen] Or. Was your room [I][b]in the new section[/b][/I], back where the pool is, the area which you get to by walking along a path along side the main building, thus never having to pass by the reception desk at all?
I haven't stayed at Fairview in nearly 5 years, so I'm looking for details.
I refuse to stay in any hotel in Kenya--if I'm paying--that's over 100 USD, unless the Kenya Schilling becomes stronger than the US Dollar, or Hell freezes over.[/QUOTE]
That would have been easier yet, because all one would have to do is say you wanted to sit by the pool with the girl and drink a beer. Once in the hotel, the girl would have had free access to any section she wanted. There really is no security there once you are past the front desk. But, as I said, I was in the main section of the hotel and encountered no resistance whatsoever. I do not know if this was the hotel's formal policy or I just got lucky.
By the way, the first night I asked the security guard for assistance before I left the hotel. He told me he would personally escort the young lady to my room after I arrived (so we could both go to the room separately). When I got back from Florida2000, the guard I spoke to was not around, so we just walked up to my room. I am certain that if you are uncertain, asking a guard for assistance would be an inexpensive alternative.
While I appreciate your view about the costs of hotels, there is really not a lot here on girl-friendly alternatives. I posted this almost entirely because I knew that many members would like to know that at least one reasonably priced (although not inexpensive) girl friendly hotel exists in Nairobi.
Remember, for the initiate, its hard to get everything right the first time (the right lodging, the right food, the best bars, the best place to meet "non pros", etc). In five nights, I fucked 4 different girls. All were GFE and did everything I asked of them. None of them cost me more than 3000 shillings for the entire night including taxi, pizza and wine. All but one wanted to have my baby, so the "surcharge" related to the weak dollar was OK with me because I was a satisfied customer.
Spent 2 days in NBO on my way back home from MSA and used both afternoons to explore the mongering opportunities in the city:
MP's
There are lots of them, advertising door fees between 500 and 1, 500. Visited a few in Westlands/Lavington/Hurlingham and ended up walking out of most of them with blue balls. Only the one at Yaya Center rated as a repeat. Extras have to be negotiated with the girl; they seem to expect 2-3, 000 as a minimum, I. E. Poor value overall.
Annie Oakleys
Nice location and the seedy hotel next door looks promissing, but there were no girls visible either day (between 3 and 5 pm) and the only patrons in the place were what seemed retired "empire builders". The bar man said that things get only going after 6. 30 or so.
Simmers
The place was hopping both afternoons, except that the talent wasn't to my liking: very few 6's and up, but lots of 5's and under.
I hope, for the sake of all NBO Johns, that things are better at night.
The seedy hotel next door to Annie Oakley's is not so seedy and is not GF. Avoid it.
The woman proprietor is a malaya (hooker) hater.
I stayed there. It's shit. Got electricity shocks off the shower.
Few years ago a girl died of carbon monoxide poisoning in there.
[QUOTE=Jim01]The seedy hotel next door to Annie Oakley's is not so seedy and is not GF. Avoid it.
The woman proprietor is a malaya (hooker) hater.
I stayed there. It's shit. Got electricity shocks off the shower.
Few years ago a girl died of carbon monoxide poisoning in there.[/QUOTE]
Jim 01:
Very scary to read that! Is there any option you could recommend? Last time I stayed at 680 Hotel and I hated this place as well.
Cheers - Hesekiels
Dunno.
I usually go to Mombasa
Anyone any experiences with the Country Lodge Hotel Nairobi ?
ie. Girl friendly ? Any bar girls around ? Any hassles from security if you bring a guest ?
.... the usual !!
Thx !
G
[QUOTE=Nairob]when I passed Madhouse I felt a certain urge to look for the latest arrivals (I usually go to more decent clubs or stud hangouts)[/QUOTE]
Took the liberty of placing this quote into the Nairobi thread. Nairob, what i would like to ask: in your opinion which are the more decent clubs and stud hangouts in Nairobi?
Am i to presume these classy clubs will require one to have deeper pockets? My time in Nairobi is pretty limited - club hunting wise.
I chat with lot of girls (afro). Always. Why need love not money. But today one very honnest girl. If the different between black girl end the white mzungu is more than 20 jaer. Than absoluut not love but MONEY. For many old mzungus is this difficult to belief In this afro site, interrest how Kenya girls thinking. Bizzy therapie for all day end evry minut one new surprice.
Hi Noddy,
Everybody knows Florida 1 (Madhouse) or 2000 (Moi Avenue) you can also add the Simmer's Joint where you will find all available pro's in Nairobi. But there are much more clubs/pubs where you can enjoy yourself. There is that new place on Mombasa Road (way to the airport) called Liquid which is surely one of the best places so far. It is a bit more expensive than the above mentioned, but what is expensive in Nairobi anyway? I used to live in London for a year where you pay 10-20 pounds entry in a good club and 5 or more pounds for a drink. Even in Liquid drinks are around 200 Shillings which is quite cheap. You will find some uptown girls there with there own money and some wannebees which are lurking for a guy to buy them a drink. Sure there are some pros there as well, but not as many as in the ordinary spots.
If you like African Music try Club Afrique next to the National Museum on Museum Hill just about 5 minutes from the Town Center. Very nice looking place with a lot of pretty "real" girls, but here you have to dance that's why a lot of them come here. Next door is another pretty place called Galileo, which is more for the yuppies of Nairobi. But it also attracts a lot of the young chicks.
Another way to have an affordable evening with some nice chicks is to go to places like BuruBuru, South B or Langata on a Saturday Afternoon look for some youngsters and make plans for the evening. That also works very well with the Nairobi University Campus and Jomo Kenyatta University but this tactics need some local knowledge and for the universities you will need a fellow student to help you.
I will give you some other spots next time.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]I chat with lot of girls (afro). Always. Why need love not money. But today one very honnest girl. If the different between black girl end the white mzungu is more than 20 jaer. Than absoluut not love but MONEY. For many old mzungus is this difficult to belief In this afro site, interrest how Kenya girls thinking. Bizzy therapie for all day end evry minut one new surprice.[/QUOTE]Willyboy,
Do you believe that any girl anywhere in the world goes with an old man for anything else than money? Even Mr. Hoeffner of Playboy knows that his bunnies are not hanging around him because he is a nice old chap. When you compare the opportunities here in Africa with the one you have in the western world than it is quite understandable why these girls are looking for a way out.
[QUOTE=Nairob]Willyboy,
Do you believe that any girl anywhere in the world goes with an old man for anything else than money? Even Mr. Hoeffner of Playboy knows that his bunnies are not hanging around him because he is a nice old chap. When you compare the opportunities here in Africa with the one you have in the western world than it is quite understandable why these girls are looking for a way out.[/QUOTE]One jaer ago I was bizzy to fuck girl, she receced telcall from germany, in this moment I was with one finger in her pussy. She ask de guy. You are honnest man, I wil married with you, after 5 thimes same qestion in was thaking 3 fingers in her pussy. Kenya girls end honnest with mzungu. Let my smile. The adder site mzungu-kenya girl is not better. Only full-time malayas in kenya en malaya after working thime. 2 days ago one girl ask 100 dollar for one night stand. But malaya. Her person. No way
[QUOTE=Nairob]Willyboy,
Do you believe that any girl anywhere in the world goes with an old man for anything else than money? Even Mr. Hoeffner of Playboy knows that his bunnies are not hanging around him because he is a nice old chap. When you compare the opportunities here in Africa with the one you have in the western world than it is quite understandable why these girls are looking for a way out.[/QUOTE]If Kenya girl is more than 20 years younger than mzungu, no visa (to live in Europe). Of course you can live with your daughter in Kenya.
Hi,
Can anyone offer advice on buying Viagra/Cialis etc in Nairobi - where and prices? I have a few days in town just before Christmas and I always like to carry some back up these days.
Thanks in advance,
Whizzkid
After the my post about the upper clubs I would like to give you an alternate for a low cost night. Most people will not know Ngong Hills Hotel on Ngong Road (10 minutes from town center. Hurlingham). The fare for the taxi should not be more than 400 KES (I pay 350)!
The Hotel has a small club with a bar and a dance floor. The place looks quite nice and drinks are all around 100 KES. Because of the neighborhood of Kibera (biggest slum in Nairobi & Africa) you will find a lot of hungry young girls from there in this bar. The number varies from 10 to 60 depending on the time (best from 23:00 to 1:00) and the day (best Thursday-Saturday). Many of this girls are real amateurs and you find also some refugees from Sudan (the asylum is not far from there) and if you're lucky you will get home with a nice looking 21 year old for as little as 1, 000 KES.
By the way, if you hooked up with someone in Town there is a "hotel" on the way to Parklands with the romantic name of "Forest Lodge" it is for the short business only, the rooms are clean but only few have showers. The price is an unbeatable 500 KES and the transport should not cost more than 300 KES.
That's it from me for today.
[QUOTE=Nairob]After the my post about the upper clubs I would like to give you an alternate for a low cost night. Most people will not know Ngong Hills Hotel on Ngong Road (10 minutes from town center. Hurlingham). The fare for the taxi should not be more than 400 KES (I pay 350)!
The Hotel has a small club with a bar and a dance floor. The place looks quite nice and drinks are all around 100 KES. Because of the neighborhood of Kibera (biggest slum in Nairobi & Africa) you will find a lot of hungry young girls from there in this bar. The number varies from 10 to 60 depending on the time (best from 23:00 to 1:00) and the day (best Thursday-Saturday). Many of this girls are real amateurs and you find also some refugees from Sudan (the asylum is not far from there) and if you're lucky you will get home with a nice looking 21 year old for as little as 1, 000 KES[/QUOTE]
Tell you what! this is good info. Sent you off to ROD. We do not frequent much more than the usual haunts in Nairobi, makes one feel like a dumb ass, going to all the same joints repeatedly and paying the proverbial 2000kes+ for the honey.
Love to meet "real girls" who no doubt are "plentiful" at Ngong Hills hotel club, cheaper going rate at that.
I am visiting Nairobi in 3 weeks time, for business: looking for tips (but nod disco, no exotic bars, plse):
- places to meet non pros, university students, ...
- places to take them for
- places to confortably and reasonablyy f.... in town, safe and clean
Thanks
Chickeun
[QUOTE=Chickeune]I am visiting Nairobi in 3 weeks time, for business: looking for tips (but nod disco, no exotic bars, plse):
- places to meet non pros, university students, ...
- places to take them for
- places to confortably and reasonablyy f.... in town, safe and clean
Thanks
Chickeun[/QUOTE]Hi Chickeune,
Unfortunately there is no way to give you my e-mail or phone-number, cause I can't send or receive PMs maybe you tell me where we can meet in Town and when and I show you 10 Spots in less than two hours.
Can also connect you to some lady's I know, there are all "normal" Lady's many of them have jobs and would like to go out with a decent business-guy. Pack some small bottles of Perfumes from the Duty-Free and you have the perfect Gift to smoothen them a little bit.
Ciao
Nairob
I'm a coast person, but I was just talking to a friend from Nairo who was telling me about a couple of new places. I was wondering if anyone has or is interested in checking them out. The one he was raving about was called Apple Bees and the other is called Lidos. They are both downtown sort of near Roadhouse and the fire station.
Anybody been to either of them?
[QUOTE=Kichuna2] The one he was raving about was called Apple Bees and the other is called Lidos. They are both downtown sort of near Roadhouse and the fire station.
Anybody been to either of them?[/QUOTE]I've heard some stories about them from another board but personally i've never been. I'll ask around.
Btw how are the indian ladies in Nairobi/Mombasa?
You'll find a review of Apple Bees, as well as quite a few others (unchecked by myself) at [url]http://www.kenya4.com/laid.htm[/url]
[QUOTE=Footproof]
Btw how are the indian ladies in Nairobi/Mombasa?[/QUOTE]
The only way I've managed to get anything "Indian" is via the Mamasan network that operates in Nairobi and Mombasa. However I use the term "Indian" loosely- these are usually a mix of Arab and Indian (sometimes more).
Girls are typically very business-like and not much fun. No LT, very short ST (one shot). BJ of any kind not entertained. GFE? Ha! Don't be silly. On the plus side the hygiene and manners are usually very good. Prices for these girls vary from 5-6k plus 1-2k for the Mamasan.
I don't usually keep any phone numbers for the Mamasan's but you can spot them quite easily in the high end clubs like Pavement and Undecided in Nairobi and Pirates in Mombasa. Usually overly made-up, overweight, indian-looking girls in gaudy clothes. Their prime customers seem to be the affluent young Indian (and African) boys who frequent these joints. They usually don't come to the Floridas unless the other clubs are dead or they're not looking for customers, just cheap booze and good music...
I personally try to stay away from them as it's a bit of a rip off and unless you value the novelty of the act of sleeping with an "Indian" above all else you're seriously wasting time and money.
This is not to say you won't find some good ones. Rare, though. I've had better experiences in Mombasa, as sex seems to the biggest business there so there's more competition, variety etc etc.
Anyhow once you've been with the girl you can take her cell number and call her directly, cutting out the "middlewoman" and hassle. Once again this is not something that I bother with as these girls have really perfected the art of sucking all the money out of a man's pockets without even touching him.
Usually when I need a change from the usual "black beauties" and am not feeling brave enough for a Somali (probably the craziest race on the planet), I look for Ethiopians or the the Madhouse Arabs like the famous-Mona. Indian-esque with better service (and price)...
And don't even think about those pretty young Indian girls you see gyrating away on the dance floor in the some of the better clubs. They won't give you the time of day let alone their pussies!
Anyhow hope you have better luck than me!
Happy hunting!
/AU
[QUOTE=WhizzKid]Hi,
Can anyone offer advice on buying Viagra/Cialis etc in Nairobi - where and prices? I have a few days in town just before Christmas and I always like to carry some back up these days.
Thanks in advance,
Whizzkid[/QUOTE]
Any chemist or pharmacy. As with all drugs no prescription needed. Cialis about 1800KES for 2 tablets if my memory is correct. It's so expensive that I get the guy behind the counter to throw in a couple of condoms for free (like a bit of a discount)...
/au
[QUOTE=Kampala3030, 10-15-07]... I asked a hotel in Mombasa if they allowed overnight guests via email and the answer in writing was a straight "No". When I arrived it was explained to me by the madam that I was allowed girlfriends in my room, they just have to be registered at the desk when you bring them, no extra charge. When I protested "I can't beieve you are saying this (in front of a rather sexy receptionist), got a broad smile and told "This is Mombasa". They are just being discreet until they see you face to face....[/QUOTE]Hi Kampala, which hotel in Mombasa would that be? What did you pay? I'm going there for New Year and haven't booked anything yet.
BTW, I wasn't sure where to post this question, but maybe it is better to post the response in the Mombasa thread.
Cheers,
Barri
[QUOTE=Nairob, 12-07-07]After the my post about the upper clubs I would like to give you an alternate for a low cost night. Most people will not know Ngong Hills Hotel on Ngong Road (10 minutes from town center. Hurlingham). The fare for the taxi should not be more than 400 KES (I pay 350)!...[/QUOTE]Thanks Nairob for this info. Good to learn about a "new" place. I prefer the low end/rough places, and this sounds like one. Hope to be able to try it out before New Year. However, is it safe to go there alone if you take normal precautions? In your first post you issued a warning about the bars in Hurlingham.
Also thanks for the tip on perfumes. Probably better than ear-rings and stuff.
Cheers,
Barri
Hi Barri,
There is no danger as long as you watch your glass. Anyway. Like I mentioned earlier. The security in Nairobi has really improved. Only be careful when moving out of the main town. Areas like Ngara, Zimmermann, Dandora, Kayole, Rongai, Thika, Kiambu, Satelite, Jogoo Road might be dangerous for carjacking and should be avoided after nightfall. Town Center and surrounding districts are more or less quite safe. Still avoid dark streets at night when you work. I recently walked around Central Business District from Koinange to Moi Avenue and there was nothing of a threat, but I am like a local after more than 5 years of living here.
The Ngong Hills Hotel and Forest Lodge are very safe, but don't walk on Ngong Road after 7 pm you might encounter some bad dudes, my office is just 200m from there and my secretary was mugged some weeks back.
Wish you a nice time
And merry X-Mas and a happy new Year to all here on the board
Nairob
[QUOTE=WhizzKid]Hi,
Can anyone offer advice on buying Viagra/Cialis etc in Nairobi - where and prices? I have a few days in town just before Christmas and I always like to carry some back up these days.
Thanks in advance,
Whizzkid[/QUOTE]Like virtually all other prescription drugs, they are available without prescription from any drugstore (or "Chemist" as they are called in Kenya).
Viagra is typically sold for 3, 200 to 3, 800 per 4pak, but beware of fakes! There are lots of them and they are sometimes difficult to spot. You might be better off asking for a knock-off yourself.
I always use VEGA Made in India and find it as effective as the real thing. It goes for 1, 000 per pack. Make sure you get the 100mg version and not the 50mg, sold at the same price!
I usually bite off roughly half a tablet and keep the other half for another day. Beware as well of buying single pills in cut-up foil. You don't know where they are coming from even though the clerk pulls them out of a regular Viagra retail pack! CIALIS is about twice the cost and there are no generic sustitutes being sold (which doesn't mean there are no fakes in the market)
Hope that helps!
[QUOTE=Auaind]The only way I've managed to get anything "Indian" is via the Mamasan network that operates in Nairobi and Mombasa. However I use the term "Indian" loosely- these are usually a mix of Arab and Indian (sometimes more)./AU[/QUOTE]Well I'll be damned if I don't like a challenge or two. Mamasan or not I'll be sampling some of these sooner than soonest. Talk about killing two birds with one stone. I don't have to travel to asia.
How is the situation in Nairobi? I heard it is very violent and they tell pepole to stay indoors. Has this effeft the mongering scene or is it buzniess as usually.
Hi Thomasb,
In nairobi the streets are empty. Everyone stays at home the shops and clubs are closed. In the center there is only police. People are scared and worried what will happen the next days.
Right now forget about mongering in nairobi at the moment. Just pray this country goes back to peace. At this stage anything can happen.
Happy new year
Having just returned from a trip to Nairobi - being there during Xmas & erection week .... sorry - eLection week - (freudian slip) - I felt the need to put here some words after following the TV & web reports on the violence at the aftermath of the elections.
Nairobi is just a wondeful place for a geezer to get layed time after time with so little effort and for so low a price compared to other venues around the world.
My week's experiences included some ladies that I'd met via the afro site .. one I'd been chatting to for a while - and she cost me a dinner - and then wonderful uninhibited sex time after time just because we had become friends. No strings attached - sex for sex's sake.
(Actually it cost me a lot more cos the hotel decided to put a letter under my door saying that I should have registered her (for my safety) and that they were adding a "nominal" charge of $50 to my bill.
Another again .. took a break from work - chat on afro - 1 hour later we had a drink together and straight to my hotel room (this one cost me 500 bob to my friend the Floor Guard) [<$10] and some great uninhibited afternoon sex for a couple of hours. She left with some "taxi money" and I went back to work.
Another - a girl that was working the bar - a pro .. real sweet thing "Gift" she called herself - called me her savior - she had 100Ksh in her purse (<$2) - and if she hadn't picked anyone up - she was off to Simmers to sell a pair of shoes. She had a wonderful touch ... but was dead scared that anal sex makes you walk funny for weeks. I paid her above the norm ... but what the hell - I made her day and it was Xmas.
So our Nairobi is in turmoil right now - I got out just before the violence started - but it was in the air - with government troops & police spreading out.
Being close to the media during the elections it was so evident that they were being rigged - when a reporter phones in the tallied results - but the "officials" called in much differeing numbers - it was so evident that the change that the people in the street were after wasn't going to happen.
I just hope that things will cool down & get back to "normal" soon as I need to get back as I have so many ladies to meet who promise such wonders !
It's hard to pin down exactly what it is about Kenyan women that make them so free & good at sex ! It seems that they must have some of that "monger hormone" - because I have yet to meet one who didn't want to hit the sack! - and that's without all the usual baggage & bullshit that we encounter in Europe, US and elsewhere !
Lets' hope that Kenyans will get over this election farce - for their sakes & ours - and that 2008 will be peaceful, tranquil, healthy & prosperous for all!
City Center under police patrol, as of yesterday all shops closed, few vehicles. Simmers basically empty, almost out of beer; madhouse open but practically empty. Nakumatt open under tight police control. On Mon. The road past Kenya Comfort to Annie Oakleys was blocked by a group of menacing looking boys. Don't kid yourself, it's very tense and air of criminality palpable. It was a high voter turnout in an emotionally packed election and it seems as though the incumbent lost but fraudulently took office anyway, people are very disappointed and angry. This Luo et al / Kikuyu animosity is long-standing and runs deep.
Hi,
I was in Nairobi for a few days before Christmas (and the elections) and again just after the elections. Following a post by Goodenough a few months back I stayed at the Holiday Inn. I can confirm that this seems to be an incredibly girl-friendly place. There are actualy three different ways into the place for one thing but even bringing girls in via the main entrance. Or even arranging to meet them at reception was never a problem, and neither was escorting them out in the morning. At no point did anyone suggest I should pay more or ask the girls for ID, although they may have done on departure if I had not been with them. Very civilised. OK it may not be the cheapest place around but at least I did not have to fork out any extra to have friends in. There were a few girsl in the evenings hanging around in the bar attached to the Spur restaurant, at least before the elections.
I had some great fun and all without a single visit to a bar or club. I had established contact with a few girls via various chat/friendfinder sites and this proved to be very fruitful. I also had an amazing night of wild sex with a girl who had served me at a large store located in one of the malls. She was simply stunning and after we had exchanged a few smiles I asked her for her number which she gladly provided. I probably ended up paying as much as I would for a straight pick up in a club, but for some reason this sort of encounter had much more of a buzz to it.
My return was marred by the elections and a bug that laid me low but Nairobi is without doubt a place I want to get back to. I hope that they get themselves sorted out there soon. It is a fantastic country with fantastic people. Whizzkid
Whizz Kid,
You have a name for where you met this one? Her name? Sounds wonderful.
Hello fellow mongers and mongeress's if such a thing exist on here. I'm a new kid on the block and I've been studying your valuable comments and reports with intense interest ove the past week or so. I had planned to visit Nairobi at the end of January for about ten days or so. Needless to say, I had some serious kick ass mongering at the top of my agenda. All this election violence is most upsetting to my plans and not to put too fine a point on it, a tad " inconvenient". So what do you reckon guys? I'm doin the Afro intro work out and keeping tabs on the situation there daily as well as making a few back up contacts just in case! I haven't booked a hotel yet, who knows m there may be a few bargains to be had out of all this mayhem! Anyhoo, just wanted to say Hi to y'all and thank you for all the very useful info! Any tips or uptodate info would be very much appreciated this end, and I will be sure to add any adventures to this worthy "guide" should I make it back in one piece!
Thanks in advance!
Smiker98
In October I stayed in Nairobi for 4 days with my local girlfriend and booked the Terminal for the first night. I must say it was not what I expected. I stayed in room 305 one night for 1600kes - a dirty, tiny and shitty looking room. The little bugs on the floor gave me the rest. The bed was very uncomfortable.
After the first night we moved to "Parkside Hotel" just around, in Monrovia Street. 2000/night. Clean and spacious room and much better looking. Definetly worth the +400kes.
Hi folks,
I arrived in Kenya on the weekend of Jan 5th, needless to say tensions were high, but once you went outside the city centre things were calmer. During my 2 week stay I hooked up with 3 girls from the shopping malls (Nakumatt Westgate) Sarit center and Dormans coffee joints. I also went for massages at the place in Gill house 4th floor (room 22) and another place in Ngara.
I checked out the Massage place at Omni park hotel (junction of Tom Mboya and Luthuli ave) and there were 5 girls, but at the time I did not want any of them (just being choosy). In general massage places close down by 5-6 pm, so if that is your thing arrange to be there before then. Another thong there are many ads under the classified section of the local papers under "personal service; Beauty).
Depending on location they start at Kshs 500 (about USD70)in Ngara upto several thousands (Lavingtion/Westlands).
More later,
LynnMan
A little correction to my post before.
Had some other hotel in mind. Rooms were not really spacious, but clean and most beds were comfortable. Ask to check a room before you are assigned one. Not all the matresses were new and solid. Price was 2000/night in October.
This is the massage place at Gill house 4th floor room 22 (they advertise in the local paper), the building is along Tom Mboya street and Moi avenue. by the way 4th floor is more like the 5th level of the building, in Kenya the second level from the street is called first floor and so on. I have been there before from a previous visit, standard house price for one hour massage is Kshs 1,000 (about US $15) and then you negotiate with the girl for extras.
At the reception area there were about 6 girls lounging on comfortable seats, one woman beckoned for me from one of the bedroom extensions, but I prefered to pick a girl from the selection upfront. I settled on Rose, a plump girl who was a bit heavy than the others but her facial expression hooked me. A word of friendly advice, please negotiate all the services and prices before she starts anything. On a previous visit I had got another massuese (Purity) to agree to a total of Kshs 1,500 for the total package ( massage plus full service).
When we went to the room with Rose she insisted to just do the massge first then we would negotiate on other details later. I asked her to do the massage top-less and she said that would be an extra kshs 200, I said ok. She proceeded to give a very firm massage, giving full attention to my feet, shins, thighs etc, so far the best massage I have had from the place. She then flipped me over, then proceeded to give a hearty rub to stomach, chest, while avoiding touching my manhood.
After about 45 minutes of massage that was when we now discussed the extras. Rose quoted extra Kshs1,500 for a hand job, and I told her that was not my interest, I countered with extra 1,000 for BJ, this was of course covered. So she got the cover and went at the oral for about 10 minutes, but I still did not achieve completion. I suggested full action, and she gladly agreed. One downside about the Gill house place is that due to high flimsy massage tables, and intercourse has to be on the floor. The floor by the way is very clean and the girl lay the pillow and towels for comfort. So it was another several minutes when I finally popped my load.
Rose then took out the condom, and cleaned me up pretty good, she used a sponnge with warm water and eliminated tt traces of the massge oil scent. So at the end of it all I left happy minus Kshs 2,200 and Rose is to be recommended for massage, she took more that an hour, plus the clean up was done with particular care.
More Kenyan reports to come
LynnMan
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After checking out the local paper "Daily Nation" under the personal services, there were lots of ads for massage titled 'Beauty'. Several ads claimed massage for Kshs 500 (about US$ 7) in Ngara. For those unfamiliar with Ngara, its about half a mile from downtown Nairobi, adjacent to Parklands. It's heavily populated with hostels and other accomodations fro the typical college student who comes to study in Nairobi from other parts of the country.
I called the phone number that has (7) as the last digit, the girl gave me instructions on how to get to the place. I asked how many girls were at the establishment and she said four. There is a big restaurant called Fig Tree hotel in Ngara, that was where I alighted from Bus number 6. Then I walked across the road, and went along H. M hostel for girls, the road adjacent to the hostel turn right, is called Ramesh Gautama rd, it makes a T-junction with the major highway that Buses and taxis use. I went for about 200 metres, and saw the Sundrop Palace Lodge to my right. There was a guard at the entrance, I informed him I was looking for the massage place, he pleasantly guided me to the back, room 237 (upstairs), and did not ask for tip or give me a hard time.
The room was not very big, and four girls were present as promised. I chose "Lilly" a light skinned slim girl, kind of short, she had a nice smile despite less than perfect teeth. The other girls left the room, and we startded negotiations, she informed me massgae was Kshs 500 one hour, extras were available but it would cost more. She quoted Kshs 2, 000 for 'full package' but I got her to come down to Kshs 1, 500.
I undressed and she hang my clothes on the wall, then she undressed and asked me to lay on my back. Previous experience at Gill house had been at a massage table, but this was on a hotel bed, Lilly sprawled on my lower back and startde massaging my neck and shoulders. It felt very intimate, and after about twenty minutes of attending my back she asked me to flip over. She massaged the front, and my arms, then she came and lay by my side on the bed. By having a bed, it was a better completion compared to the covered floor at Gillhouse.
After playing with her boobs for a few minutes, she was very aroused, grinding against my thigh, then we went at it, and in about ten minutes I popped my load. After that I went and took a warm shower, where Lilly asked if she could join me. For me this was a first, and rubbing and scrubbing each other under the shower was a great bonus, plus she really seemed into it. At the end of it all, I gave her Kshs2, 000 (about US$ 30). I recommend Lilly for anyone willing to try for a massge here. I will definitely repeat on another visit.
Bottom line, just because the massge was in a poorer part of town, that did not mean it was worse than other places. The selection of girls was not great especially if you are picky.
On another note, there are street working girls along Luthuli avenue. They hang out where Luthuli avenue is adjacent to Kamae rd, there is a bar called "Pips" and most walk that area day and night. A few doors down some girls were at an entrance with a light blue door next to an electronics store called "Extreme Sounds", you can see the stairs and about six women were sitting on the stairs, I went upstairs where there are rooms to rent and business in full swing, the average quickie called "Ka-shottie" in slang can be had for Kshs 500 and less. Alot of guys are usually milling idly at the sidewalk, they are locals looking for cheap hookup, do not worry about them. Next door there is a bar and restaurant called "Awar", and working girls walk in and out freely.
Now on a cautionary note, Luthuli avenue is not for the faint hearted. The women are highly aggresive, tough, you will stand out if you are a foreigner or white. On an occasion I went upstairs at the blue door, they were tugging at my shirt trying to entice me to their rooms, and that says alot for Kenya a male-dominated society where typically a woman does not initiate sexual contact. Occasionaly a beauty will be available, best thing is to get a taxi driver, wait in the car, if you see something you like have him call the girl to the car, then take har to a hotel nearby, they rent rooms for about kshs 700 near Luthuli. I do not recommend to take the girl to your regular hotel like Serena etc, where you have your valuables.
LynnMan
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Hello again members! Here in Kenya things are slowly getting back to normal, and those who had suspended there visits to massage salons and parlours are slowly trickling back again.
Good to read your reports of visiting massage parlours and either having a satisfying massage, or going further with the girls involved. But remember, a massage CAN BE far more erotic than just taking a girl for sex, ie prostitutes, because its very hard for a stranger to become fully erotic with a man whom she has only just met. Yes she will fuck you. But. As you know, eroticism goes far deeper and is more satisfying.
One way of simulating sex with a masseuse but not actually doing it, for those who want to remain technically faithful to their wives and girlfriends, would be this scenario. You enter a massage room with two girls, and you take whatever you want of their regular massage skills, and then you lay on your stomach, with your head at the end of the massage table. Then you select the prettier of the two, the one you would in your dreams most like to have sex with, and you get her to kneel on a cushion, so her head and shoulders are close to yours. You can rest on your elbows, so its just like you and her are in bed together. Then you get the other girl to start stroking your privates for you. You raise your hips up a little so the other girl can start jerking your shaft, as her other hand caresses the other side of your ass hole. Your perenium and balls. Then you get the girl "in your face" to do what she can "as if" you are fucking with her. Maybe to lick your neck, maybe kiss, whatever she is ready to do, or say (get her to use erotic words like "oh yes big guy, fuck me, ohhhh I can feel your snake deep inside me aahhhh", all the time the other gal is busy pumping your dick and stroking your asshole and balls, urging you on to an explosive climax. Or the gal in front of you could turn and bend over, with her pussy poking in your face. Some would be ok to lick, or just admire close up as you are getting milked by the other girl. Some men seem to enjoy cumming with a tongue in their ear, the girl could also hug your bare back with both hands, simulating more realistically like you are on top of her on a bed!
That would be a very nice experience, and in my mind, every bit as good as actually fucking a masseuse on the floor of the massage room!
Keep in touch!
Nairobi Masseuse
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Greetings everyone,
On 06-05-08 I received the following email from "Nairobi Masseuse" regarding the above report.
[quote=Nairobi Masseuse]Jackson this is the other report I request you to delete for very valid reasons that it is being misinterpreted by local men and they are going to the local girls saying that this is what is promised on the internet, will happen if a guy visits that massage parlour.. which of course is untrue its just a fantasy piece. Thanks.[/quote]Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
Hi,
Any info about GF Hotels in Nairobi. 2000/3000 KS. In this days?
Old question. But important.
Promise report.
Thanks a lot
Claudio
Haven't been to Kenya lately but thought I add a report on what happened in 2006 when I had some time to try out a few nice chicks.
When I knew that I would travel to East Africa I started to look for girls in Uganda, Kenya and Ethiopia. While it didn’t seem to be too difficult to score in Uganda (I had some good experiences from way back in 2002 when I met a tall slim girl working at the Sheraton and we spend a great weekend together at her house) Kenya seemed even easier. Ethiopia appeared to be more difficult at first because of the language (but that wasn’t such a big problem in the end: Sexual language is universal after all!). So I focussed on Kenya first. I got in touch with a few girls via AFF and we started chatting. When I knew when I would be arriving I asked the first who showed real commitment to join me in my hotel the night I arrived. Carol (30 years, slim, small tits) was really there but her looks were a bit disappointing but she made up for that with a lot of enthusiasm. Especially her oral skills were very good. But the next morning I said Good bye to her (no money paid) and called the second on my list: Nancy.
She came around to my hotel in the afternoon. Also of slim body but a nice face she pretended to be shy at first. I invited her to my room as I told her I had a small present for her. She liked the perfume I brought and that broke the ice. We talked about sex for a while (why would she put her profile on AFF if she wasn’t interested?) and half an hour later she was naked, took a shower (see pics) and ready. Nancy had a slim but nice body with small, firm and pert tits, a nice round ass and a very naughty smile once she got going. When she saw me taking photos she wasn’t thrilled at first but agreed then as long as I left her face out. Coming out of the bathroom I told her to suck me off as I was too randy to fuck. She did that and managed to illicit a huge load from me. I exploded on her lower face, over tits and she let it run down (see pics) playing with the cum. After that it was her time and I licked her to several screaming orgasms (see pics).
Our first fuck was in front of the mirror. Later (it was dark by then) we fucked on the balcony and after going out for diner she stroked me in the taxi. Back at the hotel we climbed up the stairs to the second floor. During the day a workshop had taken place in one of the conference rooms and seeing the door open and the room dark we slipped in. I pushed Nancy dress up and her panties down to lick her pussy kneeling in front of her. When she had cum she took my dick out and blew me. I was still composed enough to slip a rubber on before I fucked her doggie-style. She really had me going and we did it once more in the hotel room and the next morning. Our final round was a great 69 session with her swallowing half of my load.
I promised to get back in touch but soon found other more exciting girls both in Kenya and in Addis. More later!
During me research I also found the website of a Nairobi escort agency (www. ). Has anybody ever made use of their services? Are they worth a try?
I am planning to visit Nairobi once the political situation has stabilised and am eager to try some new girls.
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I met this Kikuyu girl during the election violence period. She tells me of brothels in Nairobi where there are many women working: 20-30 per place or more, and mazungo go there sometimes too. You pick who you want and can stay on site or take away. She said these places were different from Annie Oakley's... more traditional brothels, and there were several. Does anyone know of such places? I've heard nothing of such places before in NBO. She seemed to be telling the truth but I can't always tell.
Sorry, the Nairobi escort service I was referring to is called [url]www.nairobiescorts[/url]. The website is ok but doesn't show too many girls and it is unclear if they are really working for the agency. The prices are quite steep.
Does anybody know about this?
Thanks
I followed Lynnmans directions to Ngara to find Sundrop Palace Lodge but no-one has heard of it. If you follow Ramesh Gauteng road for 200 metres you pass a school and then it joins Ngara Road. I walked further along Ngara Road and there was no sign of such a hotel.
So I failed to find Lilly and her colleagues. Wanted to see if I could get a two-girl massage for 500, or if its more. Will they both give oral for that price?
Well, please tell me where I went wrong.
Thanks
[QUOTE=Foreignff]I followed Lynnmans directions to Ngara to find Sundrop Palace Lodge but no-one has heard of it. If you follow Ramesh Gauteng road for 200 metres you pass a school and then it joins Ngara Road. I walked further along Ngara Road and there was no sign of such a hotel.
So I failed to find Lilly and her colleagues. Wanted to see if I could get a two-girl massage for 500, or if its more. Will they both give oral for that price?
Well, please tell me where I went wrong.
Thanks[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Foreignff]I followed Lynnmans directions to Ngara to find Sundrop Palace Lodge but no-one has heard of it. If you follow Ramesh Gauteng road for 200 metres you pass a school and then it joins Ngara Road. I walked further along Ngara Road and there was no sign of such a hotel.
So I failed to find Lilly and her colleagues. Wanted to see if I could get a two-girl massage for 500, or if its more. Will they both give oral for that price?
Well, please tell me where I went wrong.
Thanks[/QUOTE]My advice is first check the Daily Nation ads and look for those about massage in Ngara, for 500/-. I do not remember her exact number but the last digit was 7, and she was very good at giving directions. The road is Ramesh Gautama rd, next to H.M girls hostel on Ngara rd opposite Fig Tree hotel, and the distance from the main road is less that 100 metres.
If coming from downtown take bus no.6 and request to alight at Fig Tree hotel, then walk across the road (Murang'a road), you will see H.M hostel as you start heading down hill towards Kenya International hotel and the Globe cinema roundabout, then turn right into Ramesh Gautama rd it makes a T-junction with Muranga rd. The Sun drop is on your right, it has a very little signpost, can be easily missed, and does not have a big front, it looks like a typical Ngara building (single level)with a big gate, if you see a 2-3 storey building you have gone too far.
Please post your report let us know how it went.
LynnMan
[QUOTE=LynnMan]My advice is first check the Daily Nation ads and look for those about massage in Ngara, for 500/-. I do not remember her exact number but the last digit was 7, and she was very good at giving directions. The road is Ramesh Gautama rd, next to H.M girls hostel on Ngara rd opposite Fig Tree hotel, and the distance from the main road is less that 100 metres.
If coming from downtown take bus no.6 and request to alight at Fig Tree hotel, then walk across the road (Murang'a road), you will see H.M hostel as you start heading down hill towards Kenya International hotel and the Globe cinema roundabout, then turn right into Ramesh Gautama rd it makes a T-junction with Muranga rd. The Sun drop is on your right, it has a very little signpost, can be easily missed, and does not have a big front, it looks like a typical Ngara building (single level)with a big gate, if you see a 2-3 storey building you have gone too far.
LynnMan[/QUOTE]I just wanted to follow up with LynnMan's post and also share my experience with y'all. Was in Nairobi 4 months ago on a business trip. Went 1 day earlier so I could get some mongering in. Landed early in the morning and checked into the Hilton. Picked up the Daily Nation and started calling some numbers.
Called up this place (think it was called "AAA" and was the first of the classifieds) and they said they had 5-6 girls available. This place was in Westlands 5 mins from Sarit Centre (sorry, don't know exact location) and the taxi dropped me off at noon. Went up to the first floor and there was a door that had "massage" on it and as I made my way over, a girl wearing high heels, a way-too-tight skirt and top walked out. Her name was Lucy and she was about 5'4", huge ass, huge tits and huge DSL (dick sucking lips). Tummy was a tad bulging but that was okay because she had so much of everything else. She just had this look that she wanted to suck me dry completely. Very sexy. Asked her if she was one of the girls; she said yes, grabbed me by the hand and walked me in. Inside, there was a waiting area and what seemed like 3 massage rooms. To my surprise, there was about 12-15 girls (wide variety; some of them looked like they were Somali, Ethiopians, mulatos, big breasted africans and most of them were hot like 7's or 8's and a couple of nines) and for some reason, they were all congregating around the first massage room. Lucy pulled me towards the first room while all the other girls left with most noticing that Lucy was holding my hand. Very smart of Lucy as they all thought I was only interested in her. I was contemplating maybe checking some of the other girls but at this point, Little Head was already in full control of me so just kept following Lucy.
Inside, Lucy the horny thing, makes me sit on the massage table and stands in front of me between my legs. She unzips my jeans, pulls out my cock and starts stroking my dick as we start talking price. Not to be outdone, I start to fondle her. She starts at KSH 2000 for just a massage, I ask for extras and take off her top and start to suck her tits. Picture this, she has my dick in her hands, I have a tit in both hands and this is our negotiating process. I love it. She gives me another price and starts DFK. Between the DFK, sucking and fondling her tits, grabbing her ass and being stroked off, I popped my load! Whoa! That was embarassing. We still haven't negotiated a price and I have already cum all over her. Guys, I don't know what to say, I normally have very good staying power but Lucy really got me going and I popped a massive load. All the excitement must have been building for a good 3-4 days before I landed in Nairobi! Lucy started laughing, I started laughing. She cleaned me up, gave me a massage with a lot of touching and ended up with BBBJ and covered sex. Ended up paying 3500. Well worth it and wanted to go again but just never had time.
Later on in the afternoon, alone in my hotel room, I thought I should try another place and called up a different massage place. This one was located in an apartment complex in Ngara near the Fig Tree. Apologies, but don't know the exact location but it was across the street and a block from the Fig Tree. Walked in to what was an apartment unit with 4-5 girls sitting around watching TV. There was an older lady that negotiated price for the ladies. KSH2500 for hour massage and BBBJ. I should have looked at the ladies first before negotiating because they weren't that good. 4 of them were of indian decent and 1 was black and none of them were more than a 5 except one of the indian girls. She looked like an 8 but was wearing a very loose "bed sheet" around her. This "bed sheet" is evidently a popular dress style amongst Kenyan women around the house. Again, Meena had a really nice face and well done hair but when I got her into the room and started to undress her (I love undressing massage girls), everything about her body was sagging (tits sagging, tummy sagging and ass just sagging). Turned me off and I kept wishing I had gone back to Lucy. The massage and BBBJ was surprisingly good as long as I kept my eyes shut.
Nairobi City is an awesome place to monger!.
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[QUOTE=Indy Hundred]....Her name was Lucy and she was about 5'4", huge ass, huge tits and huge DSL (dick sucking lips)....
....To my surprise, there was about 12-15 girls (wide variety; some of them looked like they were Somali, Ethiopians, mulatos, big breasted africans and most of them were hot like 7's or 8's and a couple of nines) and for some reason, they were all congregating around the first massage room....[/QUOTE]
I've never been in Kenya or any other African country. But big-breasted African women I've always really liked. And ever since I've seen a documentary news-clip that showed a big-breasted lady at a Kenyan truck-stop walking around apparently without any bra under her loose dress. I've craved to be with a lady like that.
This lady was tall and slim. But she had very long, full, pendulous tits that were so sexily swinging and dancing under her loose dress that her image burned into my memory forever.
I was just wondering how easy would it be for me to find a p4p lady like that in Nairobi? It's not just big tits I'm looking for, but very long and pendulous kind of tits that swing all over the place when the lady isn't wearing a bra. The longer and the more pendulous her tits are the better.
Is there any place in Africa where such women are easier to find? Or is this kind of female physique hard to find everywhere?
Hi Bros,
Anyone know the whereabouts of any message parlours that are not in office buildings in Westlands ,Chiromo Rd , etc.
Appreciate any info.
Thanks
[QUOTE=Afrolover2000]Sorry, the Nairobi escort service I was referring to is called [url]www.nairobiescorts[/url]. The website is ok but doesn't show too many girls and it is unclear if they are really working for the agency. The prices are quite steep.
Does anybody know about this?
Thanks[/QUOTE]Only just seen your post. I sent this outfit several emails prior to a visit at Christmas and received no reply, so I guess that if it ever really existed, it doesn't any longer.
Whizzkid
Thanks whizzkid,
Then I won't bother. Remember from my last trip that there are lots of adverts in the papers. Or I will try some girls from the Aff site. Had four of some them so far from AFF and all of them were nice and two of some outstanding.
Do you have any experience with the adverts? Anybody to recommend?
Last visit to Nairobi, a few days ago.
Stayed in CBD central business district, at Hilton Hotel. Saturday evening, visited the Pub for a drink and met a few pros ladies, awaiting to catch a pray.
As I was not interested in pros, I decided to look around and two georgous Kenyan ladies were having dinner. Smiles, look me I look you, and they soon invited me to sit at their table. One rather skinny with a promising decolleté and the other rather plumpy with a huge breast (not my taste) .8/10 for the first one, 6.5/10 for the second. After a bit of discussions, they decided to go out for dancinig, which I declined (just had 12 hours of travel). But we exchanged phones and promises for the next day.
Around 24.00 I decided to call my new friends to see if their dancing tour was over. And in fact around 3.00 am I received a return call from the best of the two offering me to meet, for a last drink. I rather invited her to spend the rest of the night with me. She accepted.
And before 4.00 am she was naked in my bed, demanding for sex in all positions. Nice firm breast, hot as hell, clean shaven, nice body odour. Only the fact that I was short of condoms that night (only 2) puts a stop to our activty which included anal for both of us and other delicacies. Around 6.00 am, my partner decided to go-home, I offered to pay the taxi, and she accepted.
The next day, she came over for a full night with more intensity because she was more in the mood (with a provision of condoms/gel to help). As i understood her friend S. wanted to join but I declined offer for safety reasons.
We decided for a full package of delicacies in teh follwing days, but due to tight schedule I failed to oblige.
I am returning to Nairobi in a few day, and needless to say we are going to meet. I politely asked if a gift from Europe would be accepted, and I was asked to bring a dildo over....
Who said Nairobi is boring and expensive?
Phone upon request for gentlemen for Mrs Busty
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[QUOTE=Chickeune]I am returning to Nairobi in a few day, and needless to say we are going to meet. I politely asked if a gift from Europe would be accepted, and I was asked to bring a dildo over....
Who said Nairobi is boring and expensive?[/QUOTE]Yes, dildos are really liked. At least some educated women don't like to risk sex with those many lazy Kenyans living on their pocket anymore and need some variation. My Mombasa girl now keeps it under her pillow always :)
So you fly often to Kenya? Lucky you.
I am in Los Angeles, CA, US. So I am not a frequent flyer.
I wish I can go sometime soon.
Do you have pictures of the busty friend? She would be MY type.
For sure.
Last Saturday in a fit of horniness I decided to scout around for a suitable location to satisfy my sexual urge. I decided finally to try out the Omni Hotel on river road. Making my way through town from the CBD I was struck by how many pavement bars have sprouted and how early the carousal in general begins. After a swig of some good whisky I set about to my destination.
With my threatening rip my jeans open I could barely wait to get to the hotel. It is in a seedy part of town Luthuli Rd. It is quite conspicuous and well known. I weaved through the throngs of hawkers and matatu’s until I got to the Omni hotel staircase just after the electronic shops downstairs
The design of the place is weird in that once you get to the first floor you may think you’re in the wrong place as the door leading to the message parlor is locked and opposite is a large pub and restaurant. I’d been their before so I had expected it but a first time visitor can get confused. The security guy is quick though and they open the electronic lock as soon as you knock. In you go, into another large but vacant restaurant and have to make your way to another staircase to the message parlor room 65.
The whole set up is very secluded I have to give them credit for that. As is standard in these places you find a group of girls and either select one or get approached. I knew exactly what I wanted. I love my women cute with big tits and ass plain and simple. Unfortunately out of five only two had the proportions I was after.
I settled for a really cute girl with in tight jeans and thick in all the right places. The downside of these parlors is that the beds if they can be even described as such seem to have been invented by medieval inquisitors. I swear I have rarely come across any that did not threaten to result in permanent castration. Omni has improved on its former torture rack but only just. The room/cube was tiny though and the noise from the TV the other girls were watching as was annoying.
After going through the usual stuff she told me to prepare myself and she’d be back. Every second is an eternity when you’re so close to draining your balls in a pussy.
She returned with her paraphernalia and after much haggling we settled on Ksh 2, 200 for everything for the hour apparently overheads have gone up because of the election crisis I told her that it was bullshit but agreed anyway, what the fuck was I to do? My penis taking no hostages.
I told her to get on with it and she immediately removed her top and slipped out of her tight jeans. Brothers there are few sights more pleasurable than two large breasts bursting out of a pair of black bras a size to small and a big brown booty in a white thong right in front of your face. I had to restrain myself from jumping her right there and then.
She began with a well oiled back message as well as front message. By the time I was facing up I was greeted by her cheery tits eager to break free from their prison. I had not come all the way here for a message though. I told her to move on the x-rated stuff. By this time needless to say my dick was standing in attention. She smiled nervously, no doubt concerned about the anaconda glaring at her.
With well oiled hands she began by gently caressing me while fondling my balls. She then began jerking me off furiously tickling my shaft. I was in nirvana. I am no newbie however, I am well aware that often these girls will work you to near or actual ejaculation so that you eventually end up not fucking them as the time passes quite rapidly. She was surprised that I was smiling like a Cheshire cat, having developed a thick skin so to speak on these matters I was not going to fall for any tricks. I was sure as hell going to get my moneys worth. I let her do her worst.
I slipped on a condom and told her to climb on top of me despite her protestations. It was an uncomfortable bed but I was man possessed. This particular as requires special mention; any porn aficionado will recognize the black porn star Cherokee if you don’t know Cherokee then I’d love to know how the décor of the rock under which you have been living in is. This chick was like a smaller version of Cherokee.
I pulled her panties to the side and gently guided my throbbing penis into her vagina. I must admit my fetish for partially clothed sex. Lucky for her I could not; because of the confinement, go balls deep but I grabbed a handful of those delightful soft, buttocks and pumped hard. She was surprisingly tight and wet and it slid in. There was not much time left and I wanted to maximize whatever opportunity I had.
I used long strokes intermittently fast and then slower. I cupped the breasts that had been tantalizing me and sucked on their nipples. I must say at this point the external noise of traffic and the TV on the next room were not even registering. I did not know how to shut her up. All I could think about was the lack of time as I did not wish for a premature end to my fun. She was greasing my pole quite well and we had to stop occasionally to ensure that the condom hadn’t slipped out or something.
She was reluctant for doggy-style, claiming some kind of abdominal pain or some other shit, hey I know I’m hung but that’s a little much, the fact is these girls try to avoid the deep penetration of doggy style. I was disappointed I would have loved to watch that booty clap around my dick but I was in no mood to argue. Time was almost up and so missionary it was to be. No matter though, I was going to make the most of I grabbed her big ass from under me and proceeded to impale her spear. Suddenly I was grateful for the external noise.
That pussy was like a hoover, hungrily sucking in my cock, those tits; ripe mangoes smothering my face, I’d died and gone to heaven she was thrashing about and for the second time I felt her contract around my dick. I could hold in no longer I exploded in that pussy soon after.
After cleaning up and going through the usual courtesies I decided that was a decent fuck but the environment was crappy. At the very least though, I eased up the blue – balls. For the time being that is.
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Hi,
Can someone based in Nairobi or otherwise pm me the Salama Hotel Annexe phone number please, its the one thats top of Milimani road in the same compound as Annie Oakey's bar. Searched high and low on the net with no luck.
Thanks, Tradewinds
Salutations, brothers in debauchery, Last weekend held a new adventure as I decided to look around for sex spots closer home. I poured through the classifieds and zeroed in on one particular place in Kilimani. It is unbelievable just how many message parlors seem to be cropping up practically every week. I counted fourty easily. No one can claim they are not spoilt for choice. I am not complaining at all.
I set out to find Kindaruma Court along Wood Avenue just before Yaya Centre as you head to town. These roads are like a maze and finding any particular location especially if you are new to the area can be a nightmare. After asking around hover I found the place. It’s simple apartment blocks and is well secluded. The parlor is in the ground floor Block A.
The place had only three girls on duty apparently. Two were committed so I got the remaining one by default. I had my reservations as first because even though she had a cute face she seemed rather plump and I had been hoping for someone little shapelier.
I entered the first room and was pleasantly surprised to find porn video on that she had been watching. It really set the mood and I couldn’t wait to plunge my rock hard dick into that fat ass.
We settled at Ksh 2, 000 and without any further delay I lay prostrate on the bed for a back message. She stepped down only to a black thong and exposed her juicy breasts. All my reservations vanished. Monica as she was called proceeded to give me a hell of a message. She really knew her stuff and was enthusiastic which is rare in these places. By the time she was handling my dick I’d had enough messages and wanted to move onto my main mission.
She slipped rubber onto my rock hard cock and climbed onto me easing my dick into her pussy. With a handful of that ass I jammed my dick as hard as I could into her. I almost regretted lingering on the message too long as I was at near explosion point. She was really horny and psyched and I really appreciated that.
She rode me like a fucking demon. After a while I flipped her over for some missionary, ramming my dick into her gaping hole. All the time I was thinking how time flies when you’re having fun. I swear I was sure the bed was going to buckle at any moment. I was out for war. I squashed her ass with my hands kneading them like two large mounds of dough; did I mention she had a massive ass? No prizes for guessing my favorite fixation in a woman’s anatomy.
As there wasn’t much time left I could not finish off with doggy-style. I know with that ass it would have been priceless. Better yet anal. When I was done, I vowed to come back and take care of that unfinished business.
As I was leaving I spotted a smaller but curvy friend of hers whom I shall no doubt be sampling in future. The downside is that their do not seem to be more than three girls at any one time so the variety is low. Still it was a good neighborhood find. The mission continues.
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Tradewinds, their number somehow does not appear in the Tel Book. Saw an advert the other day however, so I noted the number for you (I haven't tried it): 0722 298 790.
I hope it works. Good day.
Thanks Denis1960 for the info.
I just got back from NBO after a short 4 days stay, met up with the wonderful Josephine (she refused a level) and five others, will post photos tomorrow.
Cheers, Tradewinds.
Greetings to all mongers, I have enjoyed this forum immensely and have always been a man with many women, but I usually prefer a GFE in my affairs and usually never pay as I can procure women for free in most countries, albeit with some romance thrown in usually seals the deal.
However, this request is for unusual advice from Nairobi experts.
I have a wife, but not enough children. Call it a biological desire if you will, but I am seeking to start a second family. I love black women, and I travel to kenya when in business around 4 times a year.
My idea is to find a suitable girl who is happy to be supplied with a house, etc and is happy to have a few kids with me, and I will arrange their education etc and visit her a few times a year when I can.
So I am interested in any advice from guys here, and perhaps a contact who may assist me in locating a few girls who would accept such a proposal. I would meet and decide on one in a few weeks when I visit.
I even had the idea to "rescue" a girl from the slums. If she is nice and tired of that scene. Maybe get a local women to discretely aska round and find me a few candidates.
Comments gentlemen? Feel free to PM me. Cheers and best wishes to all in your own preferences, I also work in Rwanda.
By the way, FYI I am 41yo and very fit, and rich enough to easily afford this option for a long time, and genuine in this search, despite how unusual some of you may think I am!
Cheers
In some forums we hear: "Where are the women with the biggest tits? " In some other forums, we hear: "Its universally known that Africans don't like whites. ", and yet other forums we hear: "I'm very good looking, work out, and dance great; can I get a woman for less money? " This one is exceptional LOL!
[QUOTE=David Zebra]Greetings to all mongers, I have enjoyed this forum immensely and have always been a man with many women, but I usually prefer a GFE in my affairs and usually never pay as I can procure women for free in most countries, albeit with some romance thrown in usually seals the deal.
However, this request is for unusual advice from Nairobi experts.
I have a wife, but not enough children. Call it a biological desire if you will, but I am seeking to start a second family. I love black women, and I travel to kenya when in business around 4 times a year.
My idea is to find a suitable girl who is happy to be supplied with a house, etc and is happy to have a few kids with me, and I will arrange their education etc and visit her a few times a year when I can.
So I am interested in any advice from guys here, and perhaps a contact who may assist me in locating a few girls who would accept such a proposal. I would meet and decide on one in a few weeks when I visit.
I even had the idea to "rescue" a girl from the slums. If she is nice and tired of that scene. Maybe get a local women to discretely aska round and find me a few candidates.
Comments gentlemen? Feel free to PM me. Cheers and best wishes to all in your own preferences, I also work in Rwanda.[/QUOTE]Hi,
So you are White, Wealthy and very experienced in getting women all over the world for free. Now you need help to find an African Woman who will marry you.
Did I get that right?
[QUOTE=David Zebra]Greetings to all mongers, I have enjoyed this forum immensely and have always been a man with many women, but I usually prefer a GFE in my affairs and usually never pay as I can procure women for free in most countries, albeit with some romance thrown in usually seals the deal.
However, this request is for unusual advice from Nairobi experts.
I have a wife, but not enough children. Call it a biological desire if you will, but I am seeking to start a second family. I love black women, and I travel to kenya when in business around 4 times a year.
My idea is to find a suitable girl who is happy to be supplied with a house, etc and is happy to have a few kids with me, and I will arrange their education etc and visit her a few times a year when I can.
So I am interested in any advice from guys here, and perhaps a contact who may assist me in locating a few girls who would accept such a proposal. I would meet and decide on one in a few weeks when I visit.
I even had the idea to "rescue" a girl from the slums. If she is nice and tired of that scene. Maybe get a local women to discretely aska round and find me a few candidates.
Comments gentlemen? Feel free to PM me. Cheers and best wishes to all in your own preferences, I also work in Rwanda.[/QUOTE]Hi mate,
Finding a girl who is ready and willing to marry and have kids in not a big deal. In fact, your problem will be how to select one from so many! The idea of rescuing one from the slums, romantic as it may sound, is one I would advise you not to try. I have seen a few guys try that, with unpleasant results.
Apart from a girl who can give birth, you dont say much about the kind of woman you would want. Surely, there must be some preferences?
[QUOTE=David Zebra]
However, this request is for unusual advice from Nairobi experts.
My idea is to find a suitable girl who is happy to be supplied with a house, etc and is happy to have a few kids with me, and I will arrange their education etc and visit her a few times a year when I can.
So I am interested in any advice from guys here, and perhaps a contact who may assist me in locating a few girls who would accept such a proposal. I would meet and decide on one in a few weeks when I visit.
I even had the idea to "rescue" a girl from the slums. If she is nice and tired of that scene. Maybe get a local women to discretely aska round and find me a few candidates.
[/QUOTE]
I think that your problem would be more in filtering out the offers than finding a candidate !!
Although it would be fun doing the interviews !
Try Afro ... dozens to choose from - all sorts - sizes - ages...
[QUOTE=David Zebra]Greetings to all mongers, I have enjoyed this forum immensely and have always been a man with many women, but I usually prefer a GFE in my affairs and usually never pay as I can procure women for free in most countries, albeit with some romance thrown in usually seals the deal.
However, this request is for unusual advice from Nairobi experts.
I have a wife, but not enough children. Call it a biological desire if you will, but I am seeking to start a second family. I love black women, and I travel to kenya when in business around 4 times a year.
My idea is to find a suitable girl who is happy to be supplied with a house, etc and is happy to have a few kids with me, and I will arrange their education etc and visit her a few times a year when I can.
So I am interested in any advice from guys here, and perhaps a contact who may assist me in locating a few girls who would accept such a proposal. I would meet and decide on one in a few weeks when I visit.
I even had the idea to "rescue" a girl from the slums. If she is nice and tired of that scene. Maybe get a local women to discretely ask a round and find me a few candidates.
Comments gentlemen? Feel free to PM me. Cheers and best wishes to all in your own preferences, I also work in Rwanda.[/QUOTE]I have never heard of a man asking to be robbed until this. And am not being sarcastic.
Once the gals know what you are after, they will pretend and skim you dry.
If i was in your shoes, I would take it easy with a gal. Dont tell her what you are up to - cos if you do it will become a commercial transaction. And since it is a rather long term one, you can bet she will look for ways to grab your cash.
I would befriend as many gals as possible and go about it as if am looking for just a friend. Then you sieve them to the one who acts like a long term partner.
Just my 2 cents.
[QUOTE=August 1970]Hi,
So you are White, Wealthy and very experienced in getting women all over the world for free. Now you need help to find an African Woman who will marry you.
Did I get that right?[/QUOTE]I believe you get the jist of my post. This is likely a fake post by a woman or someone fishing for an alterior answer. "work in Rwanda. " and needs advice? C'mon.
[QUOTE=Mukio]I have never heard of a man asking to be robbed until this. And am not being sarcastic.
Once the gals know what you are after, they will pretend and skim you dry.
If i was in your shoes, I would take it easy with a gal. Dont tell her what you are up to - cos if you do it will become a commercial transaction. And since it is a rather long term one, you can bet she will look for ways to grab your cash.
I would befriend as many gals as possible and go about it as if am looking for just a friend. Then you sieve them to the one who acts like a long term partner.
Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]I am inviting all opinions, even the warnings - its appreciated, as I dont wish to be scammed, however, nothing ventured - nothing gained they say.
A few notes - to satisfy everyone's curiosity and perhaps assist their advice for me.
Just to be clear - I am not seeking a marriage, just a second "part time" family situation, to satisfy my biological desire for more kids with my DNA. I guess everyone has their desires, I am sure this is weird to many guys here. I wish to stay married to wife I have already.
I have been to Africa before for several weeks, and I observed alot, however this forum really explained everything in greater detail - thank you all.
I am trying to avoid being scammed, and also to achieve my goal in a time efficient manner - hence the need for a local helper, and some good advice from realistic guys who know the scene here and the mindset. I just wanted to see if my plan was a viable one.Thank you all for genuine comments and warnings.
I can easily find sex there obviously (but I had to laugh with to read August 1970's post - hehe) The difficulty is getting credible help, and finding a suitable girl who can deal with this situation, benefit from it and be basically good - although I dont expect an angel. I am not an overly emotional schmuck, but I like to treat women well, but in context always. Being too nice is a real problem in any country.
This post was to get the right reconnaissance so I am well prepared there. I will naturally check DNA of any kids, and if situation doesn't work out with a girl, i.e no pregnancy after a few visits, then I would move on, and stop the money etc The loss of a few bucks wont kill me. The girl would need a disease check before I arrive every time, just to be safe as well, trust is overrated they say!
I have got one suitable response, from a friendly member here checking out a friend there who could assist and is trustworthy - that sounds great - as I suspect the explanation for the offer to candidates would be a bait for scammers if I am not careful, so local help "on my side" is a real benefit. Maybe they can spot the local form of BS better than me. I am very interested in any stories from real life, as one mentioned in a post here about slum girls.
My prefernec is simply for a reasonably tall and stable girl , reasonably attractive - I usually go with the vibe I get from a girl, not just her assets. slim or buxom, not obese, fun if possible type personality, but maybe not a party girl type.
Please PM me or post a reply if you want to. Thanks in advance.
Finally, many thanks to everyone's positive, and genuine comments - I welcome them all, and I wish you all the best in your version of "foreign assistance" out there!
As Mr Gesheft said, there are so so many ladies who would suit you, it really is best to find one in afrointroductions or just to come to Nairobi and spend a few days meeting several ladies here. I can personally think of at least 20 ladies who would fit the bill.
Here in Africa its not like in the West where it can be difficult to find a nice lady.
As for the report about the place in Kindaruma Road, at Kindaruma Court, I was not aware of a parlour on ground floor of Block A but there is a good one in the same compound on the top floor of block D. Room D6 to be specific. Go there and ask for a girl called Kate.
Was back in the Nairobi night stops after a long hiatus.
First stop was Florida 2000, aka F2 on a Thursday night. And damn has it changed.
Changed for the worse.
Apparently, the Jan-Feb mess really affected them. Business went down real hard and they have had to adjust.
On the good side is that entrance fee has gone down to Kshs 200 from the previous Kshs 300. Also, there is no entrance fee before 11pm. Before that there was a cover charge from 9pm. Beer prices have also gone down from Kshs 150 to Kshs 120.
And that is where the good news ends.
They have refurbished the inside by removing the large cushion seats and replaced them with small square dinner type tables each with 4 seats. Apparently, they are fighting for a share of the lunchtime BBQ market. LUnch barbecue has hit big in Nairobi with many clubs offering them as a way of making money during the day eg Tropez, Seasons etc.
Now this seating arrangement is really poor because the previous large seating sofas afforded mongers the opportunity to touch your lady, hold her thighs etc. In fact, that part of F2 was referred to as the bedroom because many a monger has had his dick sucked there and then. The Asians were best known for that since I have been repeatedly told that they cum within less than a minute of a BJ. Even a caressing of his dick in the club, without any lube/saliv etc ie a simple rub will mkae him cum. This is what I have been told by the gals. Not from my own experience!
Attendance at the club has also reduced quite some bit. In fact there were far too many university gals on this night- not the type you will fuck on that day.
I went to madhouse at approx 1am after getting bored.
Its been over 5 months since I was last there and to my surprise, the attendants there were treating me like the regular I once was.
I walked in confidently and said Hi to the door man and he waved me in without asking for the entrance fee. Many a time I have done that in madhouse since I was such a regular. He simply thought that I had been inside and had come out for some fresh air. The ticket man on the first floor asked me for my ticket and I told him confidently that I had been inside! He waved me along.
Mad house as usual had the usual suspects. But never have I felt so guilty of being a monger than on that night. I counted a full 13 gals who I had fucked who were in that club on that day. In fact, I have come to realise that it is difficult for me to enter a club with SWs and not recognise at least one who I have penetrated.
As usual I positioned myself at the counter where there is maximum impact as gals pass by when going in and out and while they buy beers.
I got one really big gal (6ft tall; at least 70kg) who after chatting up recognised her nigerian accent. She was really beautiful and we had a number of beers. After drinking, we decided to have an "adult talk" and she told me of some lodging that we could go to where the fee was Kshs 500. That was good, so far.
Until she told me that she was charging 4, 000. And that was for just one fuck. No second shot. No blow job. No anal. Her idea of a bargain was that she reduced that to Kshs 2, 000 for the same package.
I waved her off after having wasted about 2 hours. SHould have run away as soon as I heard her nigerian accent!
Little did I know my luck because soon I noticed a short gal with good hips. Called he rover and after less than half an hour I had struck a deal for Kshs 500! Only that I had to convince her that I would only want a blow job.
Left in short order, took a room and got my fairly perfunctoral blow job while lying down. It was not enough so I told her to kneel down while I literally fucked her mouth. I dunno why but this for me has become even better than sex itself ie covered sex. Because the warm mouth makes me feel like am fucking bareback. Also, since I am pumping, as opposed to the passive BJ, I feel in control just like when I do when fucking a gal's pussy.
Just what she had warned me against occurred. I came in her mouth. I stopped my action there, just as you will stop reading here, after I realised she had vomitted while I was dressing up.
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Mukio,
I know fucking Nigerian girl is a different type of experience. I have lived in Nigeria for a couple of years and know they bargain too much for everything. They have their own ego and sometimes misbehave. But, if they like you and you treat them well, they will even fuck you for free and will be happy with some wine and a good bed to sleep after fucking you.
It's a good idea to mouth fuck the Girl rather than penetrating her down there and avoid STD. I really like it.
Thanks
Hi,
Am in Kenya from 25 April for a couple of weeks. Would like to meet anyone who is into Group Sex and Parties. Nothing serious...just good clean fun, a few beers and a laugh.
Would like to swing with a couple also if any swingers out there.
Take Care
Donnachaa
Long time reader. First time to post. Many thanks to previous writers on their valuable information. Helped me out quite a bit.
I've lived in Nairobi for a number of years and have been quite aware of the offerings to be had around town. But I'm married and don't enjoy sneaking around on my wife, so I have not attempted to venture out.
However, the wife had taken an extended two month trip and I had way too much time on my hands and got randy as hell.
Went out a few weeks ago and ended up at Simmers with a couple of mates. I wasn't extremely interested in the choices parading themselves around. Most very definitely pros, and all falling on the lower end of the scale.
One girl kept coming up to me to bum a light for her cigarette. She had massive tits. Was very surprised that between the high heels and the load on top she could keep her balance. She wasn't unattractive and I am sure would have been an interesting site in bed. But she was drunk, acting desperate and highly annoying in her approach. I finally had to tell her to "fuck off", although I think she was hoping I was going to say "fuck me".
We sat there till about 3 in the morning drinking and talking. I noticed a girl sitting across from us at another table. Early twenties, nice shape and very cute face. She seemed to know a number of the girls in the place, but unlike them, wasn't actively seeking anyone out. Decided I wanted to talk with this one.
She saw me looking her way and after I sent the waiter to buy her a drink she came over. She was acting shy, I was acting pretty shy myself. This was going to be my official first pickup.
I couldn't really figure her out. We chit chatted a bit. Where you from, what you doing, that sort of thing. I asked if she wanted to go someplace a bit more quiet. At this point I was expecting an issue of cash to arise. I didn't want to be too much of an ass and say "how much? ", primarily cause she wasn't giving off that vibe. But the issue of money never came up.
She agreed we could go elsewhere, so I paid the bill and we left. I opted to go to the hotel at Annie Oakley's. Was Ksh 1700 for a double bed, bathroom and shower for the night, no request for id or embarrassing questions like that.
The girl was a bit tired by the time we got there. So was I. She jumped in the shower and came out naked. Lovely site. Good firm tits, only a little pouch in the stomach, wide hips and one very delightful ass. She gave me a nice back rub and then started to suck my cock. It wasn't until she had her lips around my dick that I was fully convinced I was going to fuck this girl. After her shower it had seemed she was more interested in sleeping than doing anything else and I had just about decided I would cut my losses and get the heck out of there.
It wasn't an amazing fuck. Can't say that I didn't enjoy it though. Unfortunately after we completed one round, she passed out. I'm sure if I had stuck around there might have been a better morning session. But alas it was very late, or very early in the morning, and I felt it would be more prudent to wake up in my own bed rather than somewhere else. So I dropped some cash next to the sleeping beauty and found my way out.
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A reminder of what Nairobi has to offer !
This is waiting for me on my next trip ... hope soon !
G.
[QUOTE=Gesheft]A reminder of what Nairobi has to offer
G.[/QUOTE]
That's a great photo, and makes me want to get back to Kenya sometime soon.
Last September I went to Mombassa, and had a great time there, with nice food, sunny relaxation and an assortment of horny tall gorgeous black women. However, reading about so many police scams going on there at the moment, I'm a bit put off to return. Would any members recomend Nairobi over mombassa?
[QUOTE=Scribe] Would any members recomend Nairobi over mombassa?[/QUOTE]
Hell yeah! Recently rated Nairobi better over Mombasa, less likelihood of bumping into wanker cops - my experience though - cheaper hotels, not much need for rip-off taxis , if you stay in "the spot", central to your clubs, you can walk. Add to this, wider choice of restaurants and bar hangouts.
One is paying slightly more for your girls, who gravitate towards Nairobi from the vast East African region, making Nairobi somewhat a melting pot, perhaps the girls believe Nairobi to be fortuitous.
Good tip: go midweek, or else you will rub shoulder to shoulder with the masses. This way you can perhaps throw in a trip to Kampala, Uganda. Just a suggestion.
[QUOTE=Noddy]if you stay in "the spot", central to your clubs, you can walk. [/QUOTE]
Cheers Noddy, you're a good egg.
By the way, what is 'The Spot" you mentioned? Last Autumn when I was in Bamburi (the same time as you if I'm not mistaken) I stayed at the Kahama hotel & paid 3150 KSH per night. Can you recomend a hotel in the spot of similar or lower price?
[QUOTE=Scribe]Cheers Noddy, you're a good egg.
By the way, what is 'The Spot" you mentioned? [/QUOTE]
Terminal hotel
+ 254 2228817 (Sammy)
1600kes or $23.00 double per night
airport transfer 1200kes
ask for rooms 206/7
The hotel is bottom end cost-wise, basic, but comfortable rooms with no need for air-con as it is fairly cool in Nairobi year round as well as secure and friendly staff. Should be no problems with the chicks you bring in.
For me, this is the spot to be. The Florida`s, Simmers, Nakumat, Kenya airways and restaurants are all several minutes walk and fairly safe.
Don`t know about being a good egg mate, just helping a regular contributor.
[QUOTE=Noddy]Terminal hotel
+ 254 2228817 (Sammy)
1600kes or $23.00 double per night
airport transfer 1200kes
ask for rooms 206/7
The hotel is bottom end cost-wise, basic, but comfortable rooms with no need for air-con as it is fairly cool in Nairobi year round as well as secure and friendly staff. Should be no problems with the chicks you bring in.
For me, this is the spot to be. The Florida`s, Simmers, Nakumat, Kenya airways and restaurants are all several minutes walk and fairly safe
Don`t know about being a good egg mate, just helping a regular contributor.[/QUOTE]From 1/12008 is this price ...1700 sch
[QUOTE=Willyboy]From 1/12008 is this price ...1700 sch[/QUOTE]Scribe,
I was in terminal and also in Kahama.
Terminal is in very good location but don't expect the same comfort level of kahama. They are very far in terms of luxury (an price also of course)
I will be in kenya in june for 30 days and i think it is cheaper to rent a furnished apartment for a month than staying in a hotel. Any suggestions from my fellow mongers. I prefer apartments in milimani or westlands.
Etupac
Well, about appartments in Westlands I suggest Rhaptha Road. Its close to the action and there are many nice appartments for a good price.
Just check Liza Apartments, Prime Apartments, Glory Residence Apartmens, White Pearls Apartments.
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I WANT TO KNOW .... If the Carnavoir where you can eat all the Exotic Animal Meat. I know it has a Club next door, and I found it to be a Place where I could get some seriously nice Nairobi women. I found a Treasure in the Women for Hire and a lot of well to do young girls that were "FREEBIEs". I was there over about three nights, but I scored guickly and left with them, by Midnight.
I was also taken to another Club, which I think was named "Waterloo" or something like that. It had an outside area, under what looked like a tent.
Inside were a lot of ladies for hire of all kinds, which was Black, White, Indian,
and every thing else. I was puzzle at first when i came there because I got there so early around 7pm, and it was packed with women. I thought it to be
women waiting for someone, not a date with the first person to buy them a drink.
I used a driver to drive me around because Nairobi's traffic is Truly Crazy to drive in. The drive knew to drove me to the places where they had ladies for hire. Plus, he was to pick them up, and take them home later. In this way I knew the women could come to me and go home safely.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THESE PLACE ARE STILL OPEN !!!!
Please PM me if you have the time to answer my questions.
Also there was on strip at some Market Place, that I picked up several Young
ladies of proper age, who I took back to the Hotel.
I was staying at the Serena Hotel, and in there Lounge they had a few nice ladies there to. I found that they charged TOO MUCH for their Service, and
gave TOO SHORT a Time, for your Money. They were very convenient.
I was paying an average for "All Night Service" about $30w/10tip. The Lounge women wanted $75 for just an hour or two if you are Lucky. I did met two Lounge Ladies that liked me and I paid $50 for a 90 minutes. I had a #3-some with them. Not really worth it ... nothing special.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW .... USA, Cincinnati, Ohio .... !!!!
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Hi Nairo Bery,
Can you please find out the prices for the apartments you mentioned and which ones have better amenities and no hustles for bringing a girl back. Any information you get will be greatly appreciated.
Thank you in advance.
Hi etupac,
I stayed in prime apartments and glory residence apartments. They were goin for 500-600 usd per month (1 year ago).
They are both girlfriendly. At least I never experienced an problems when bringin a girl.
I am sure in the other apartments there is no problem bringin back girls too but I don't know about the prices. I guess they are 700++ USD.
Bye
Hi ,
Can anyone can offer more information about these places ? ...
Waterloo club rom the WordUP's post
"I was also taken to another Club, which I think was named "Waterloo" or something like that. It had an outside area, under what looked like a tent.
Inside were a lot of ladies for hire of all kinds, which was Black, White, Indian,
and every thing else. "
Prime Apartments or Glory Apartments from Nairo Bery's post
what is the quality and safety of these places ? are they comparable with the low end hotels like Terminal or better ?
any additional information would be appreciated
[QUOTE=Proliberalist]Hi ,
Can anyone can offer more information about these places?
Waterloo club rom the WordUP's post
"I was also taken to another Club, which I think was named "Waterloo" or something like that. It had an outside area, under what looked like a tent.
Inside were a lot of ladies for hire of all kinds, which was Black, White, Indian,
and every thing else. "
Prime Apartments or Glory Apartments from Nairo Bery's post
What is the quality and safety of these places ? are they comparable with the low end hotels like Terminal or better ?
Any additional information would be appreciated[/QUOTE]Maybe Waterloo is Simmers, opposit Hotel 680?
Hi Fellas
Can't wait to get back to Kenya.
Anyway, last month I had a trip to Thailand.
I was drinking in the Nana plaza in Bangkok, then was amazed to see a couple of Kenyan girls outside selling their wares. I ended up having a quickie with this big boobed lady. She said she was 25 and from Nairobi. Cost me 1000 Thai Baht, but it was a very cold business-like shag, not like the great GFEs I had in Mombassa last Fall.
I've posted a load of pics of her in the Thailand photo thread if you're curious for a look.
Here's 1 pic of her before I go.
It made me feel quite nostalgic for Kenya, being with her
from the standard newspaper:
[quote]peddlers of flesh get a touch of class
last updated on april 21, 2008, 12:00 am
by isaac ongiri
they drive posh cars, live in expensive houses and wear fashionable imported clothing.
they are a new breed of commercial sex workers who are to be found in high-end estates like hurlingham, kileleshwa, westlands, lang’ata, nyayo high rise and parklands.
‘ripe ‘n juicy’, ‘new somali doubles’, ‘full styles-westlands’, ‘erotic’, ‘24 hour hot suckers’, ‘swit charmy chicks’ — these are just few of the adverts put out by outfits that market these high class call girls.
move over, koinange street. today’s prostitute has all the trappings of a professional woman.
a ring run by international business people is recruiting jobless young kenyan women into the flesh trade.
and although the business is still illegal in kenya, these unregistered companies are running the trade in a most sophisticated manner.
one way of reaching the customer is through short and well-designed newspaper adverts classified only as ‘beauty’.
as a measure of how well organised these flesh hawkers are, they have even come up with a regularly updated website: [url]www.kenyaraha.net[/url], where the girls advertise their services.
crazy monday traced one of the advertisements to a house in milimani in nairobi, where we found that the manager of one the ‘beauty parlours’ is an asian woman .
ponky (not her real name) informed us that they offer a wide range of services to customers visiting their parlour.
"we have a range of services to meet the desires of customers," she enthused. "there are those who request for women from abroad, say italians, indians or nigerians, and then there are others who insist on particular ethnic communities in kenya."
she revealed that they try to ensure the availability of an extensive racial and ethnic mix to meet most of their customers’ requirements.
ponky’s parlour, which is situated just 300 metres from state house, nairobi, is a 24-hour brothel hosting all types of men including a veritable who is who in the country’s business and political circles.
when we arrived posing as potential customers at another parlour in the kileleshwa area known as vicky’s massage parlour, housed in a posh mansion, a woman at the reception said, "just a moment, there is a prominent customer currently making his selection from among the beauties we have. he doesn’t want anyone to see him so would you mind waiting just a minute?"
we learnt that at the parlour, one parts with sh1,500 for an hour and half of sex for local women while it costs sh5,000 for a foreign one.
in some of the sex dens, watchmen are under strict instructions to verify the type of customers who arrive and instruct them that photography is not allowed inside.
"the boss doesn’t allow photography here," we were told by cindy, one of the call girls at a ‘beauty parlour’ in kileleshwa. "someone came here and took some photographs and it caused problems that threatened the survival of our business."
we also found out that most of the parlours are members of the unrecognised female commercial sex workers (fcsw) union.
a thrilling business
many of the parlours are owned by wealthy foreign businesswomen who only come to kenya to monitor how the businesses are going. they hire kenyan executives to run the businesses on their behalf as they traverse the world searching for new girls to recruit.
we learnt from one of the parlours that though they operate on a 24-hour basis, business picks up after 5pm when men leaving work drive into the brothels to entertain themselves and relax before going home.
"during the day we have little business, with just a few men who sneak from their offices and businessmen who drop in for some massage and a good time. but we do well from 5pm," a manager at one of the parlours told us.
we also learnt that some of the landlords of the posh houses may not be aware that such businesses are going on in their premises.
most of the tenants only make a ‘deal’ with the security guards at the gate who are given kickbacks to keep mum about what really goes on there.
top policemen in areas where such a business is situated are also said to be well taken care of, and benefit greatly from the multimillion trade.
at a brothel in westlands, we learnt that more than 20 girls operate in shifts, with some working during the day and others at night.
the local women, we learnt, are paid monthly salaries ranging between sh30,000 and sh40,000 by the outfits running the businesses.
those who attract a high number of customers benefit from bonuses to encourage them.
a college student known by her trade name of brandy, who plies her trade from a girls’ hostel in the city, confided to us that she makes up to sh35,000 in a week when business is good.
"it a thrilling business," she says. "i was forced into it due to hardship and the harsh living conditions, and now i pay my own fee and still have something left over to send to my mother who is a widow."
her mother believes that she is the beneficiary of a lucrative internship with an international ngo in the city.
women from foreign countries like nigeria, liberia, ghana, india and italy are all paid different rates since they attract more money from those clients who wish to sample exotic tastes.
the people running these businesses are said to have struck a deal with employment bureaus in the city, which target photogenic women who are recruited into the trade.
a ‘job’ advertisement on one website gives tips on who is qualified for the jobs which are classified under four categories — ‘call girls’, ‘escorts’, ‘callboys’ and ‘photo models’. the advert requires that one must be between 18 and 35 years.
the ‘job’ begins as soon as one is declared qualified and a salary of sh1,450 per hour is said to be payable thereafter.
the girls in the trade include standard eight leavers, form four leavers, diploma and even degree holders. some are college and university students.
some married women are also said to be engaged in the business, but insist on daytime shifts to make sure that their husbands do not catch on.
the parlours have also made arrangements with dealers in sex enhancing drugs to boost their business.
an aphrodisiacs dealer at a shop on tom mboya street in nairobi told us that he does a thriving business supplying these drugs to the brothels.
"they pay very well and they don’t take anything on credit," he says. "some of them are my good customers."
we were shocked to also learn of the use of ****d girls in the business and one of the managers told us that it was due to the ever-increasing demand by some local clientele and tourists who insist on girls aged either16 or 17.
apart from women, we learnt that men are also offering sexual services to women and their business is run in the same style.
"ooh i’m sorry, we offer services to women only. please let us help you hook up with a female parlour," a man who took our call said.
single women and divorcees in high-ranking positions or successful businesses are particularly targeted by the male prostitutes.
some of the women pick up their partners from the parlours and drive them to their homes for the night.
it is claimed that some female executives in the city are mad about the young men who are eager and willing no matter the time.
lesbians and homosexuals are also joining the lucrative business, which we learnt is attracting a high number of young men and women.
the gays and lesbians are also advertising their services in the newspapers as the rot continues to spread.
in a shocking revelation, one of the bureaus alleges to pocket close to sh300,000 a day from the services delivered by some of the 20 girls in its stable.[/quote]
Please can you send me the contacts information for prime apartments and Glory apartments in Kenya. You can pm the info to me. Any help will be greatly appreciated.
Had been to Nairobi and checked out some places.
First it is very difficult to stay loneley in Nairobi.
I first went to Simmers around 6 to 7 p.m. which is a open outside place, which surprised me, since I expected it to be more inside. but it is all outside under some tents and quiet big. you can enter from each side of the block. Many cabs outside. It was very packed and they were playing live music. I was one of three white guys in there, but it was cool and I talked with one of them and he gave me some advice as being almost local. The place has an atmosphere of a beergarden. Ratio f:m about 60:40
Some girls just came up to us and introduced themselfs. Be friendly but firm otherwise they cling to you. My advisor told me about other places like Applebees, Casablanca etc..
After about 2 hours I decided to check out Casablanca. Casa was packed with more nice girls, I did not see any of interest for me at Simmers. Maybe to much light. :-) Casa was different, but a lot of Expats too and more groups, but the lonely guy also finds its seeds. Did not really do anything and found ( or more "was found by" ) two local girls which I supported with drinks the rest of the night.
One ( a hairdresser, with her own salon ) was very open and we talked a lot and the other one was a little nut and the other one told me she is going out with her the first time. The hairdresser told me after some drinks about her friend that is into women and has a strap-on. She tried the strap-on and really liked it and that it was strange but fun. I kind of turned the conversation towards it and next time, we will have a little threesome with her friend. But I left them by themselfes and told them I was tired and escaped to the outside. I said goodbye and was looking for a cab going downtown. There are several parked in front of the door and I could not miss this one girl asking the cabdriver for aride going downtown too.
So I thought, lets share and she was open to it and I took her with me to Florida1 ( the old location, not next to the filling station ) we talked and she was ready to leave with me, but I was too tired and did not want to take her with me to Serena, since they all knew me there and had many coworkers with me..but she looked good, tall and nice butt.
So left her there and went by cab to F2. No entry fee at 4:30 for me and place was packed. But the girls were not so aggresive as last year. But was just looking and telling the girls I would leave as single. But one girl really got my attention and I was a litle refusing to her, but she was intelligent, charming and with a good sense of humour. I was asking her about threesome and sex and the prices here at F2 etc.. She did not believe me I never had a mff in my lifetime.
Had a fun time with her and she told me her age and that she has a son. She did not really act professional, maybe she wasn´t. But I guess every girl is one, or ?
Gave her a 15 US Dollars to buy a toy for her son and left with her number.
She lives in Westlands, which I think is a better area.
Next day we met and had a coffee and then went to play some pool. Was nice but short and at night I left towards the airport.
I got her mail and will definitely see her again and rent a second hotel room. I already told her. And she is a good kisser too. Do not worry about me, will not fall in love. :-)
Oh and I forgot Applebees. A stripclub which is downtown. went there around midnight. It is on RiverRoad. they do not see too many white guys there especially at midnight. They were looking at me and I could tell I had this sign around my neck saying "VICTIM". Went into the club (Fee 200) and there it was fine.
Works the following: They got around 10 girls in a little club dancing constantly of a total of about 20. They show everything and it is almost too much. The range of the gils was a 6-8 average about 7, but young. I asked the one doing a private dance for me how it works. They got a separee which is all included a 1000. and she told me she would do it with me in the corner for 500. We do not need the separee.
which was literally 3 yards away from the next table in full light, just two walls left and right behind you. A corner so as to speak. I smiled and declined but tipped here.
Going ut I was happy to see my cabdriver and a guy was approaching me instantly and by talking loud to my cabdriver saying: "We are coming now" the guy diverted his path to another direction. I did not like this moment.
Better you are very very careful if you go there. Keep your cab waiting and make sure you can leave from there "Subito".
Forgot the story of the girls at Serena. Coming soon...
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Reading some of the reports on Simmers makes it seem like there is some kind of difficulty involved there. In fact, in ten minutes I have scored numerous times. I guess it does depend on what you want. It's not like there are super models there all the time. But I have had mind-blowing lays with girls from there. Typically KeS2K.
I do have a question for the board. Where can I find willing Somalis in Nairobi during the DAYTIME. I'm a day-stalker, so need to know. If anyone has info, post it on TFF please.
Have a Question as well.
What would be the best way to stay in the town not for just two weeks but for about 3 months, hotel or better take an appartment?
Any suggestions would be appreciated.
Guys,
Sorry that I post this question here, but I need some infos about the Mount Kenia area, found in Aff a cute chick, she is from that meru area.
All is ok, no wedding is planed, the reason why I ask is that I am considering to stay in Nairobi for a couple of weeks and I am invited to this Mount Kenia area / safari and stuff like that.
So, as I am more interested to nail that chick, I would also know if I can take the invitation to that area. Is it safe somehow or should I refuse it.
I will arrive in mid June latest, and than I will put my share to his forum.
Cheers,
Happy hunting,
C
<<Is it safe somehow or should I refuse it.>>
Go ahead, Meru is a rather safe area.
I hope her name is not Rose or Rosemary.
Her name is Dollin.
[QUOTE=Denis1960]<<Is it safe somehow or should I refuse it.>>
Go ahead, Meru is a rather safe area.
I hope her name is not Rose or Rosemary.[/QUOTE]Denis,
Am in Meru now, met a rather young gal (I would guess around 23) yesternight who told me her name is Rose but her full name is Rosemary.
We talked some bit, bought her some 2-3 malt beers and left as I was tired. Might hook up with her later this week.
Should I be wary? Don't wanna be robbed!
"Should I be wary? Don't wanna be robbed!"
Mukio! She could be the one, but I don't think so, the one I refered to hangs around Nairobi and Gipsy in particular, and she's certainly not 23 years old as I've known her for more than 20 years.
So, Mukio, have a good time!
Having now been based in Nairobi for some months I decided to sample one of the massage salons as advertised in the national press. First on the list under the beauty section of the Daily Nation was " OOOOH Sensual Massage by 2 girls" so after phoning 4 directions I headed straight for Harlingham Plaza, 5 minutes from the city centre.
Having come to Kenya with my wife and kids I would have been wary of being spotted going into a fenced compound, as my wife or relatives could then easily ask the askari and be told that its a massage apartment full of waiting ladies ready to do anything you might dream of. Instead I was pleasantly surprised to find a discreetly located beauty salon with massage partition, on the ground floor of a busy shop and office building. I felt safe going in there as I could have been visiting one of any number of offices. = no worries of being quizzed at a later date!
On reaching "Poa Zone" salon at the far left corner of the ground floor, I was struck by the pleasant and professional behavior of the ladies who run the place. Immediately I was shown into the room and the curtain drawn so that I may change and lay down on the full height massage table. I was asked whether I would like massage by two gals or one, so I opted for the former.
The one hour massage was only 1000 shillings which is cheap for that posh area, and after half an hour of twenty fingers running all over my thighs and back, I was admittedly very aroused. Their skilled fingers kept brushing against my balls as they did my inner thighs with neat and smooth strokes straight out of a swedish massage textbook.
They invited me to turn onto my back and I decided to discard the towel that had been covering my ass, exposing my throbbing manhood to their pretty faces. They began again at my legs. Slowly working up to my thighs with the olive oil, then one of them proceeded to give me a nice tummy rub while the other started working on my pole-like organ. She caressed the sensitive flesh just below the balls with one hand, as she stroked slowly first up and down the swollen shaft, circling around the head with the oil, playing with my mushroom shaped tip, while her dark beautiful colleague worked gently over my chest and shoulders. It was quite a pleasant experience, rarely obtainable even if one has a threesome in bed. Often if one is with friends one has to do so much talking and idle chatter, it detracts from the sensuality, whereas here I was relaxed on a table, being pampered for one whole hour, by two polite and eager-to-please young ladies.
I redirected their hands exactly to the places where if caressed, I would slowly reach the point of no return, and sure enough within 10 more minutes of plateau stage pre-orgasmic delight, one of them milked my full balls of all they had carried in there and my cum shot in thick reams of cream all over my tummy, luckily I was able to keep my groans down low but the pleasure was so intense, it actually felt better than sex itself!
As I left a happy chappy I asked if I could get a blowjob next time, to which I was told there is a girl a few minutes away near Yaya centre, who can be hailed over if needed to bring a guy off with her mouth, for an extra 500 shillings. This would be good value too and wouldn't detract from the full body massage and handjob. All in all it was an hour well spent and money well spent, especially when one hears of foreigners going out all night and using 2000 to 5000 on drinks, admission charges, taxis and ofcourse ladies of the night who are so drunk they will hardly give them 10 minutes attention in bed. Give me a hearty good massage any day! (especially when its in the daytime and no-one like the wife or girlfriend would suspect that I had been anywhere for a bit of fun and stress-relief! ). Fellow mongers please note! Also visitors to Kenya, this is good safe clean fun, as opposed to night time antics in risky areas of the city.
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[QUOTE=Ivoryebonylover]Having now been based in Nairobi for some months I decided to sample one of the massage salons as advertised in the national press. First on the list under the beauty section of the Daily Nation was " OOOOH Sensual Massage by 2 girls" so after phoning 4 directions I headed straight for Harlingham Plaza, 5 minutes from the city centre.
As I left a happy chappy I asked if I could get a blowjob next time, to which I was told there is a girl a few minutes away near Yaya centre, who can be hailed over if needed to bring a guy off with her mouth, for an extra 500 shillings. This would be good value too and wouldn't detract from the full body massage and handjob. All in all it was an hour well spent and money well spent, especially when one hears of foreigners going out all night and using 2000 to 5000 on drinks, admission charges, taxis and ofcourse ladies of the night who are so drunk they will hardly give them 10 minutes attention in bed. Give me a hearty good massage any day! (especially when its in the daytime and no-one like the wife or girlfriend would suspect that I had been anywhere for a bit of fun and stress-relief! ). Fellow mongers please note! Also visitors to Kenya, this is good safe clean fun, as opposed to night time antics in risky areas of the city.[/quote]I was wondering where you have been, NairobiMasseuse, but am glad to see you are back!
[QUOTE=LustyHombre]I was wondering where you have been, NairobiMasseuse, but am glad to see you are back![/QUOTE]:) Lol LustyH .. never thought of that - but guess you are right!
One male member visits a place and recommends it with a good report, it doesnt mean that he is the same person in disguise as a lady friend of the beautician who works in that same place. If a place is worth visiting, news spreads fast, people tell each other and others who read that, go and try it for themselves. Its highly cynical to say that I am back, meaning that I had anything to do with that report. They have clients there every day and sooner or later a 2nd and 3rd person will recommend it on this site, does that mean that they are all Nairobi Masseuse? Crazy suggestion guys! And if Ebonylover happens to visit another place previously mentioned in ISG, does that mean that he is the owner of that establishment just trying to advertise? Be real pals. Anyway, yes am back, have been busy massaging men and women too busy to get my ass online. But. Wish more of you mongers would post some decent reports instead of using this site to talk politics and other issues irelevant to the spirit of this fine site. For instance, who did you screw last weekend? Think about it. Remember the pleasure. And WRITE IT DOWN for us to enjoy! Me I had a hunky Israeli pilot. He licked my pussy til I was ejaculating all over his tongue! Take care and please, less uncalled for cynicism! Just because a lady writes well you think she is a man. Hey some of us studied journalism, we ARE educated women and its not hard to string together several sentences. Better than Willy Boy can. Guten abend meinen damen und herren. There now you will label me a German man!
Ok, now I would like to see a photo of you, you may cover your face with a burka (LOL),
Regarding german, its easy to learn, about 20 % of the words are similar in english and german or have at least the same meaning.
Ejaculating is one of those. In german its ejaculieren.
So my dear little snowflake, show us something of your deliciouse body
Yours,
C.
Hey guys,
I am not linked with those ladies in fact I too would like to meet this Nairobi Masseuse, and see her wickedly sensuous body. I am just a client to that massage place and several others. Most places the gals are far from interested in spending like an hour massaging a person, they are keener to get on their backs! Its easier than bending over someone and working hard with those oiled up fingers! Thats a chore to them like washing the clothes manually. But the Hurlingham Plaza ladies didn't want 2 do extras but rather they did the full body handiwork with a smile and with genuine commitment to the clients ultimate well-being. Or should I say well-cumming!
Nairobi Masseuse, can you give any directions to the location of your salon?
Thanks
[QUOTE=Nairobi Masseuse] Be real pals. Anyway, yes am back, have been busy massaging men and women too busy to get my ass online. But. Wish more of you mongers would post some decent reports instead of using this site to talk politics and other issues irelevant to the spirit of this fine site. For instance, who did you screw last weekend? Think about it. Remember the pleasure. And WRITE IT DOWN for us to enjoy! Me I had a hunky Israeli pilot. He licked my pussy til I was ejaculating all over his tongue! Take care and please, less uncalled for cynicism! Just because a lady writes well you think she is a man. Hey some of us studied journalism, we ARE educated women and its not hard to string together several sentences. Better than Willy Boy can. Guten abend meinen damen und herren. There now you will label me a German man![/QUOTE]Nairobi Masseuse: Willy Boy is certainly no match for a wordsmith as accomplished and eloquent as you!
A question which needs to be asked though is: Do we want this site to be a forum for phantasy " reports " with entertainment value only, or would we prefer to be able to assume that what we read here is more or less factual, except for the slant which is added by the correspondent's personal bias, I. E. Of actionable value to the members at large?
There was some mention of a police raid on a strip club in Nairobi. I only got to read a commentary by one Macharia Githo in Daily Nation newspaper. I have never heard of such a thing in Mombasa, and would appreciate if any member who knows about the story could enlighten us. It would help us know what to avoid when we visit Nairobi.
I meant real reports about what actually happens. But it should please be written in a sexy way to make it interesting to those who don't know the member personally. For instance, how boring it is to read a report like this "Then I penetrated her with my penis and after a while I came and then I went with her for a cold beer, then later I met another girl and we made love the same night, she was prettier than the first bla bla bla". Its so so boring to write reports in that way. Thats maybe why this site is frequented by only thousands and not millions. How about this as a more spicy report "Susan was now dripping wet and her clit was rock hard and she begged me to feed my throbbing dick into her tight pussy, inch by inch, and we made love in so many different positions til we were both groaning in delight and I shot my thick cum deep inside her as she squeezed my balls as if to milk them dry, and later after a beer I spotted this hot chick in a minskirt across the bar, and my cock found a new lease of life, jumping to attention as I got chatting with her and her name was Vanessa, about 175cm tall with large boobs and legs to die for. Her waist was tiny, about 60cm, and I couldn't resist chatting her up and we ended up in my hotel room doing doggy style on the carpeted floor. "
I don't know, it just more interesting to read if someone puts effort into the writing aspect of it. But I am not saying that guys should write their fantasies. That would as you say be a different website.
NM
Anybody paid a visit to the fairly new, Pango F3 Club? Part of the Florida group of nightclubs, hence, F3:[url]http://www.floridaclubskenya.com/f3pango.htm[/url]
These were taken recently by another member of this site who has given me the go ahead to post them for you here. Sorry the faces have been cropped out but, its good to be discreet! At least you can see the booty!!!! Waist 23 inches and hips 38 inches. Thats a 15 inch difference and I challenge any member to post a photo of another gal whose waist and hips are MORE than 15 inches different ( ie 25/41, 26/42, 27/43 etc).
[QUOTE=Nairobi Masseuse] At least you can see the booty!!!! [/QUOTE]And WHAT a booty!
I'm hoping that you will be available when I visit - should be pretty soon!
I have to say that you are realy a good looking "gift" to this forum.
Kompliment!
NM - beautiful.
Wish I knew how to contact you.
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Nairobi Masseuse, are you still located in Westlands?
Any kind of directions available?
Why is it that Nguvu2 is always trying to trace and meet particular girls mentioned by others? Whether its a girl at Thorn Tree, or mentioned by Whizz Kid, or by NM, or NM herself. All he asks is, how can he find her, where can he trace her? Surely the point of massage parlours is the absense of a relationship, that the work girls do is relatively anonymous and that their personal contacts are not published. Why should we be exposing certain girls to undue risk? This site doesnt permit contact details to be given. So let us not go around looking for particular girls who have been mentioned. If they wanted to be known and contacted by name they would have advertised in local newspapers using their own names and phone numbers.
Thanks!
Does anyone know this girl .. even in the biblical sense?
"Ikran" I think .. she sent these pics too fast !
Any info on contacts with her would be appreciated.
Masking done to protect the innocent ... or maybe not so innocent!
G
because other very reputable massage salons have been bothered with certain members of this site going and basically convincing them that they are the "nairobi masseuse" and that their photos are viewable (which troubles their minds and makes them accuse me of embarrassing them on the internet), i have decided to make one clear statement.
i am not in any way linked to the very reputable poa zone parlour in hurlingham, i am freelance, mainly servicing only existing clients in westlands, and otherwise busy with my other business ventures nothing to do with massage. so to answer nguvu2, i cannot give contact details or directions, i am not looking for new business and i have a very nice expat boyfriend so i am neither looking for love nor casual sex. i posted my photos (fully clothed and decent) just to please members and not to solicit offers! i am simply doing regular massage to my longstanding clientele. no time for new clients, thanks.
since new year i was merely contributing to this forum to encourage men to consider settling for a regular massage instead of going around looking for sex from decent health and beauty and massage therapists such as those at hurlingham. thats why i made it very clear back in february that they do not offer any extras above the regular massage by hand only. for that there are so many girls advertising themselves in the daily nation and they are happy to offer f/p or extras. but not poa zone, its purely for massage per se.
the staff i mentioned back in february are no longer there, but they still do not do any extras, but my humble opinion was, try a good proper and professional massage occasionally. i mentioned the hurlingham place not because i myself was working there, i wouldnt dream of working there, as some rather cynical members suggested, thinking i was advertising myself in this site.
finally i wish to make it very very clear that my posting in february about getting you guys to fantasise about being in kenya and having some fun was not at all suggesting that those fantasies could be met at the hurlingham place, it was written back then, soon after the new year troubles, to encourage tourists to revisit kenya as there are no doubt plenty of girls who could host them and give them a fun time. so it was not at all connected to the piece about hurlingham massage parlours. it was general! i say that because one member went to hurlingham and even printed out my report with all the fantasy stuff in it, next to the hurl plaza recommendation for a regular massage, and it rather upset the masseuses there, because they were told that it is being suggested online by one of their fellow masseuses from westlands, that if you go to hurlingham all that and more can be fulfilled. crazy!!
so i had to just put the record straight, guys. and no, the photos are not photos of any masseuse who has ever worked in hurlingham. they are my own personal photos and i havent even been to hurlingham for months. so please friend, dont jump to those wrong assumptions, its embarrassing to those very decent and moral ladies.
i have had my say, so lets call it a day!!!
love,
nm no more!!
Its a pity that such a stupid situation can come up , just because someone prints out a statement, and walks around like " ...have you seen this girl ?"
Oh dear, I am sorry for you , but I see that you are tough enough to set the things right.
Hope the person prints out your statement , and makes the same effort to correct his missbehaviour.
well, yesterday was friday the 13. lol
Hope you stay in this forum. Cheers!
C.
Hi "Nm No More",
I just wanna know if you still enjoy sex, or you just do it for business? Don't get too much upset by one member! I am asking you this not to be sarcastic but just for general knowledge from a man to a lady. I must admit I like those full hips!!
Regards
That Nm should not be too sensitive to one member but its clear that its her fellow masseuses who are giving her a hard time. It seems they think she portrayed them as sluts. Which she didn't do in any way. Hope they now realise she did not herself tarnish anyones reputation. As for the comment about does she enjoy sex, as I read her, she has a regular boyfriend and only performs massages, not sex, for clients, so I would guess she enjoys sex with her partner only. And with that kind of shape in front of him, in doggy style, I can only imagine that he enjoys it even more than she does!
To get back to what the site is really about. A regular report on the ladies.
Visited Nairobi recently after a long absence. Stayed at the Holiday Inn and was not dissapointed. There was plenty of talent available. They were all professionals so if trying to pick up a "regular girl" is your thing then you would be dissapointed. There are two bars at the hotel so if you want maximum discretion then head to the back bar by the pool. There are generally several ladies sitting at the tables by the pool. Since this is sort of out of the way and a bit dark it makes it nice if you want not to be seen by colleagues and such. Simply make eye contact and the lady will either approach or ask you to sit. Tell her your room number and she will follow in a few minutes. Nice way to have maximum discretion.
There are also more choices in the front bar. For the week I was there I would rate the talent at between 4-8 in looks. There was one long legged stunner that I wanted but she had already hooked up. The bars close at 11 so don't go late. It is nice though to get a hook up early then still be able to get some sleep to go to work the next day.
For cost, it is definately more than what one would pay at the clubs downtown. A girl at Florida costs 2000 shillings which is a little over $30. I paid $100. I don't mind because I like the convenience of picking the lady up at the hotel. I hate going downtown at night and no longer care for the nightclub atmosphere. I don't have to buy her drinks. I don't have to pay for cabs. Plus I can still go to bed at a resonable hour and not be strung out at work the next day.
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Does anyone know if this hotel is GF? I've read the forum but haven't seen it mentioned.
If not, does anyone have any other suggestions?
Well, I guess its good bye to 'NM'.
Though I must say the nairobi forum got a bit boring with her around. Too much talk and 'advice', no more pics or serious posts. Makes one think there's too much fun down at the coast and nothing interesting going on in Nairobi! But then again, thats just my opinion!
Gentlemen, lets get back to the serious business of mongering!
Nairobi become very nice, and a pleasant place to stay if you got the budget for a good value hotels. City center is safe now because of a huge amount of security officers.
Dealing with non-pro can bring some stunning results but it can be also very frustrating become they works long hours and in the end of the evening they need more then an hour to get back home. So a lot of ladies simply busy.
The best bet are young girls, high school alike and so on. The worst are students its seems that they have a different agenda.
Relationship is almost impossible with with city girls. Most of the black ladies can fuck from many reasons. They like sex and curious but white guy are associate with money so only negligible percents are truly interested in a relationship although most of the ladies will lie about that.
This is not mean that you can't get a company for a week it means that one day they will loss their interest.
Most of Nairobi Non-Pro are not desperate for the money as they are in Mombasa. I have never requested for money at the first day. Some of them just gone when they realize that they will not get a profit. In Mombasa most of them are non employed and they just struggling to pay the rent. They don't have money for SMS or a Matatu fare which is not the case in Nairibi.
Some girls the young one or the one that are very intelligent are "muzungu oriented" this is mean that they will do everything to get into a relationship with white but you need to live there in order to find them.
Evaluating a psychological profile is easy. They don't think to much and operate according to interest or benefit. My best strategy was to fuck them before they will realize what going on since when the do they will be gone. If you date a Nairobi girl more then once and she dident fuck she will never do it in the future. So first night or never.
Trying to be nice and to buy them a dinner will bring the opposite result. To be a dog a dog is your best bet since in kenya nice is weak.
You will not believe what they will say behind your back about you in Swahili so don't start to develop any emotions. You will get fucked. So its to fuck or being fucked. Africa is tough place, the law of the jungle roles.
Of course you don't understand all this things when you are a tourist only when you actually live there you start to open your eyes. But if you can control your emotions, smart and very aggressive you are in sex paradise.
For thus who like a paid sex its a good option get less hassle and not so bad quality. But I thing that if quality is the main goal then Mombasa is winning for Pro and Nairobi for Non-Pro.
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Not very good pics, but some slamming Nairobi booty. More to come.
[QUOTE=Doubled1973]Not very good pics, but some slamming Nairobi booty. More to come.[/QUOTE]
I like the pics (especially those in focus LOL!). I love full-figured ebony gals. More pics, please.
tx,
V_be
before i came to ethiopia i had the chance of meeting a great lady from nairobi i had contacted via aff. the pix she had posted on that site indicated that she was young but had some experience with ‘mzungus’. as it turned out she had been in a rather stormy relationship with an american which had ended when i had played around too much – at least that was her story.
wendy (as i will call her) met me in the hotel but before we did anything we went out for diner. that turned out to be a good move as we chatted easily and broke the ice. back in the hotel we were undressed on the bed fast and i really liked what i saw: a firm strong body with medium sized tits, a great ass and nice legs. not fat but also not too skinny. as i had promised during diner i would eat her pussy for desert there was not much i could do but to lick and eat her pussy. she had a nice and big clit and licking it made her cum rather fast. although she told me later that she didn’t like sucking that much she did a very good job on me and i exploded in her mouth while licking her to a second climax.
when we had recovered wendy urged me on to fuck her, at first missionary style, then doggie and at last for both of us to cum from behind. she stayed the night and the next morning i woke her up by licking her pussy and boobs. she climbed on top of me and we had a great fuck for her to finish. i insisted she finished me with a blowjob. and again she swallowed every drop when i finally came.
we stayed in touch and she came over to addis for a great weekend. the first evening when i picked her from the airport we ended up straight in bed and didn’t leave until next day lunch time. i can’t remember how often we did it but i still remember that at one stage in the morning wendy came on top of me to ride my dick and when i slapped her ass (at first soft but harder when she demanded it) she came in the ened every time i slapped her ass a few times. it was incredible. but afterwards she was so exhausted that she could even have me fuck her to finish myself. we did that a few hours later.
during that weekend i introduced her also to light bondage (see pix), my dildo and the joy of having a banana eaten out of her pussy.
some time later i visited her in nairobi for a weekend. i had told her that she should wear a skirt coming to pick me up from the airport so that we could have some fun in the taxi. she told me she hardly ever wore any skirts or dresses but got one for this occasion. she hugged me when i arrived and told me she was wearing only a g-string underneath. wendy had found a taxi driver who was apparently not concerned what went on at the back seat and after leaving the airport area i started caressing wendy’s ass under her skirt and worked my way up her crack. to reach her pussy she had to lean forward and then sideward but i first inserted one then two finger in her overflowing pussy.- the bumpy road did the rest: wendy came twice before we had reached nairobi city. as there was a big traffic jam we couldn’t take things further. when we arrived at the hotel i gave the taxi driver some extra tip and he winked at me.
that weekend wendy invited one of her friends to join us. mandy was a nice looking and soft spoken rasta gal. she seemed to be in love with wendy but got excited when i showed her some of my naughty pix on the computer. she even posed for me as she neede some pix for her profile on aff. i obliged of course. then wendy couldn’t wait any longer and she went down on mandy, licking her pussy and presenting me her great ass. i thrust into her and fucked her with slow and easy strokes as she was busy between mandy’s legs. at one stage i couldn’t hold it much longer and let go. that was the signal for the mandy also to come. wendy was too focused on licking mandy’s quim to cum at that stage. then we changed position and mandy sucked me while i ate her pussy supported by wendy. then mandy started to buck on top of me and let go of my dick. wendy took over and i received another great blowjob.after some more licking mandy had to take a rest and i fucked wendy. this time she came fast and easy and i finished off in her pussy as well. we kept on going like that for another hour until everybody was exhausted and mandy told us she had a date for the evening.
the last time i met wendy was some time later again in nairobi. this was the time when i deflowered her ass. she had always fantasized about ass-fucking but never done it before. when we did it it was a bit by chance and not palnned. i had fucked her before with her riding me presenting her ass to me. during that occasion i had fingerfucked her ass while she was on my dick which usually gave her a climax rather fast. this time i was behind her and with some extra lubrication from a vaseline jar i pushed my dick through her muscle. it hurt her, no doubt, but she was determined to find out if she liked being fucked in the ass. so she pushed and i pushed and the i was through and could really fuck her ass. i did it as gently as i could and after a few moments she started to enjoy it. then i got too excited and increased the speed for the final shoot. wendy told me she could feel my dick for days in ass.
so she is a great girl and i miss her but haven’t had the chance since to enjoy her great body, nice personality and imagination.
enjoy the attached pics
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This is more booty from my Booty Vault. No Pussy pics though. First 3 pics are of a model i had fun with. Last pic is the best booty I ever fucked. Enjoy.
[QUOTE=John Palmer] ... My best strategy was to fuck them before they will realize what going on since when the do they will be gone. If you date a Nairobi girl more then once and she dident fuck she will never do it in the future. So first night or never. Trying to be nice and to buy them a dinner will bring the opposite result. To be a dog a dog is your best bet since in kenya nice is weak. You will not believe what they will say behind your back about you in Swahili so don't start to develop any emotions. You will get fucked. So its to fuck or being fucked. Africa is tough place, the law of the jungle roles...
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JP:
Wisely said! I cannot agree more! And this assessment is pretty much valid for all the other African countries I have visited so far!
Cheers - Hesekiels
Have RTFF ad nauseam and a question still remains:
Centrally located hotel, GF, A/C and TV for around $60 a night: is there such a beast in Nairobi?
Thanks in advance.
S
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Have RTFF ad nauseam and a question still remains:
Centrally located hotel, GF, A/C and TV for around $60 a night: is there such a beast in Nairobi?
S[/QUOTE]I don't think so.
The number of [i]nice[/i] GF hotels--$50 USD or more--is very limited.
You really don't need A/C; in fact, many even nice hotels are freezing cold at night. Still, if you want it, it'll be more than $60.
TV you can find/get at any $50-and-up (and cheaper) hotels, but I highly recommend that you bring a decent, not-too-fancy laptop and bring your own & watch DVDs on it, as you'll then be able to choose what [i]you[/i] like for entertainment. Kenya TV after 10/11pm is pretty boring.
Check this link out for Budget, "Middle Class" and World Class hotels in Nairobi:
[url]http://www.nairobist.com/mwiki/index.php?title=Hotels#More...[/url]
Your suggestion of a laptop and DVD's raises another question I had not thought of: What is the status of WiFi in Nairobi? While I imagine the upper-end hotels do offer it, my question concerns more the prevalence of unencrypted WiFi in the central part of the city (cafes, hotels, etc.) that a passerby can piggyback onto.
Also, how abundant are internet cafes where a baseball junkie can wile away a few hours with a beer or coffee watching the Yankees continue their mediocre season?
Cheers and thanks in advance.
[quote=satyr9]your suggestion of a laptop and dvd's raises another question i had not thought of: what is the status of wifi in nairobi? while i imagine the upper-end hotels do offer it, my question concerns more the prevalence of unencrypted wifi in the central part of the city (cafes, hotels, etc.) that a passerby can piggyback onto.
also, how abundant are internet cafes where a baseball junkie can wile away a few hours with a beer or coffee watching the yankees continue their mediocre season?
cheers and thanks in advance.[/quote]i do not speak for expert knowledge, but my exposure to hunting for hotspots in 2006 was that you will find very few -- open, public or private. most personal users cannot afford private internet access, even middle class folks, and usage limits force people to lock their access.
the trouble with kenya internet access (multiplied by a 100 for most of africa) is that the bandwidth is still very poor, such that streaming content is either very slow, painful or non-existent. this does not matter if you're at a 5-star or no-star hotel. the only difference is that the 5-star place will have wi-fi but the speed will still be slow, at least for streaming.
as for hotels that have it, take a look at the website i linked. anything from the price of the country lodge and higher will almost certainly have wi-fi.
now, the fun part. if i remember correctly, hilton charges for internet access, and more than 3 ksh per minute (which is considered expensive by kenyan standards - the normal is 1 ksh). sounds cheap for a tourist (it is) but at least now you know how to compare prices: 1ksh-normal/cheap, 3ksh-expensive, >3ksh-extortion.
so some of those "world class" hotels may charge. best to ask upfront if they do, and by how much.
another bit of fun is that a hotel may have usage limit. i know that personal and home users have usage caps on internet access, for example 700 mb per month! if you will be streaming video content, this will quickly eat into that limit. (depends on content--could last a few days, maybe a week.) now hotels will not tell you that they have a limit so be very sure to ask, and how much the fee is for overage. if anyone replies 'i do not know', ask for the manager or it manager and demand a definitive answer. otherwise, at the end of your stay, you might be presented with a large bill just for watching sports over the internet.
the one true benefit to hotel internet is comfort, and hopefully not too many users on the network. you will not find that at internet cafes, not even at places like java house. a normal "cybercafe" charges 1 ksh per minute and varies in style from shithole to nice library. but access will rarely (let's just say 'never') be good enough for proper streaming --even if they tell you it does.
the '3 ksh per minute' cybers, you're paying for nicer surroundings, much nicer computers, but still the same speed of access.
for "best" cybercafe, i was recommended to, and also recommend [url=http://www.avant-garde.co.ke/e-center.html]avant-garde[/url], standard st., attached to fedha towers. they did not have wifi in 2006 but you could connect to their local network using your own laptop. also the browsing price was reasonable at 1.5ksh. very friendly and helpful staff, nice decor, not too big, nice computers, a/c!
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Your suggestion of a laptop and DVD's raises another question I had not thought of: What is the status of WiFi in Nairobi? While I imagine the upper-end hotels do offer it, my question concerns more the prevalence of unencrypted WiFi in the central part of the city (cafes, hotels, etc.) that a passerby can piggyback onto.
Also, how abundant are internet cafes where a baseball junkie can wile away a few hours with a beer or coffee watching the Yankees continue their mediocre season?
Cheers and thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Quite a few hotels have internet. Also, you can get prepaid wireless from Safaricom. And internet cafes are all over the city.
No end of questions:
Any recommendations of a GF hotel, pool where it is pleasant to hang, swim and read, walking distance from trim central and around 80 dollars a night?
Rwenotmen's hotel link was very spiffy but does not give me an idea of location and girl-friendliness. I would be very happy to avoid cabs while in Nairobi, other than for non-mongering activities.
Any info on cop scams in Nairobi? My overwhelming sense, explicitly from Noddy and implicitly from others, is that this is not nearly as much a headache in Nairobi as it is on the coast.
Anecdotes would be welcome in the absence of statistics.
Thanks as ever.
S
I was visit last weeck in Nairobi end find out. In newspaper daily nation stay reclame about massage, all prices are same. 500kes for 30 minutes end 1000kes for 1h. All extra you must make with girl. In my hotel staying 2 girls from this newspaper. 1h massage. 1000kes, handjob 500kes extra. Only sex during 1h. 1500kes. All the prices are same. In simmers or florida. Prices 2000kes/night. But girls ask mutch more bifore final appointment. I was also visit 2x house hemingum plaza. Poa zone.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]No end of questions:
Any recommendations of a GF hotel, pool where it is pleasant to hang, swim and read, walking distance from trim central and around 80 dollars a night?
Rwenotmen's hotel link was very spiffy but does not give me an idea of location and girl-friendliness. I would be very happy to avoid cabs while in Nairobi, other than for non-mongering activities.
Any info on cop scams in Nairobi? My overwhelming sense, explicitly from Noddy and implicitly from others, is that this is not nearly as much a headache in Nairobi as it is on the coast.
Anecdotes would be welcome in the absence of statistics.
Thanks as ever.
For that money you can find a good and safe hotel. But most hotels are family friendly and they may have problems with scantily dressed women entering and leaving. You won’t experience any problems with the police unless you start disrespecting people or causing problems. What kind of hotel are you looking for?
[QUOTE=Satyr9]No end of questions:
Any recommendations of a GF hotel, pool where it is pleasant to hang, swim and read, walking distance from trim central and around 80 dollars a night?
...
Any info on cop scams in Nairobi? ...
....
S[/QUOTE]
My experience with GF hotels in your price range and central ....Ambassadeur Hotel is cheap and central, but noise from matatus will drive you insane. 680 is ok. Meridien Hotel is a little above your price (US$110/night), close to central and comfortable, with a pool. I've booked into the Country Comfort for my next trip. Reasonably central, seems to be GF, not sure about a pool. In booking I made it clear that I'll have a 'joiner'. Response was that it isn't a prob. as long as I pay for the double room, US$66/night.
Anecdotes on cops. I've rarely had trouble in Nairobi, but 15 years ago was held up by a cop, hand on gun, 2am on Kenyatta Ave, who wanted to see my passport. After a bit of calculated protest he admitted that he wanted money because he hadn't been paid for several months. I gave him US$10 and it ended there. But, an incident in Mombasa only a few years ago was much more sobering. Big guy, said he was a plain clothes cop (and looked the part) tried to strong arm me from a night club into a car. I got out of it by very very quickly befriending the person next to me at the bar. IMHO, it pays to be polite, but alert.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]No end of questions:
Any recommendations of a GF hotel, pool where it is pleasant to hang, swim and read, walking distance from trim central and around 80 dollars a night?
S[/QUOTE]
I've found their website for you. [url]www.kenyacomfort.com[/url]. Hotel, not the Suites. Gets good reviews from traveller websites. You'll have to substitute the pool for a sauna....hmmmmm! I'm there late October, so will report back.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Any recommendations of a GF hotel, pool where it is pleasant to hang, swim and read, walking distance from trim central and around 80 dollars a night?
Rwenotmen's hotel link was very spiffy but does not give me an idea of location and girl-friendliness. I would be very happy to avoid cabs while in Nairobi, other than for non-mongering activities.
[/QUOTE]No problems with the questions, that's why we're all here.
Just want to say, if you find a website that gives an idea of hotel girl-friendliness, please-please post the link! rofl! In fact, the only site I know of is this one, ISG.
{BTW whoever made that website used a spreadsheet created during WSF 2007, which I wrote about in an earlier post. I appreciate that the web author maintained that info because the spreadsheet in no longer available.}
I should clear up my first post: there are many nice hotels over $50 USD. There several hotels that are GF, even under $50. But finding a nice [b]and[/b] GF hotel, those are very rare, and are way over $50. As Kalahari refers, such hotels cater to tourists so they want to appear very family-friendly.
Still, almost any hotel will become GF as long as you pay extra for your "guest(s)", either officially or by giving KK to the reception and/or security, thus making your stay at least $100 per night. Once your "guest" is official (even if the guest rotates from night to night), it's nobody's business when you come and go, and what you do.
IMHO neither 680 or Meridian are "comfortable" places to hang:
-- 680 is in a more central location than Meridian, is quiet at night, and conveniently located across from Simmers. But I think the rooms are rather dull and not comforting.
-- Meridian has some interesting rooms, such as some that are split-level with semi-spiral staircase. Still, the rooms, although fairly well-maintained, are not comfy. The pool has never been open when I've stayed there, but perhaps others have had better luck. And the area is very dead at night and a bit dangerous because it is deserted at night. A taxi is mandatory at night. Although I actually like Meridian, I would never pay anywhere close to $100 for a room there.
Kenya Comfort Hotel is not far from Meridian, maybe 5-10 min walk. But it suffers from very austere rooms, not relaxing, deserted area like Meridian, GF only when paying extra. Africa-being-Africa, I would not bet that the "Sauna, Steam bath and Sun Lounge" are or ever have been working.
My opinions... You can get more info from reading the early posts and threads.
I know of only one hotel that is GF in that it is possible to (sneak in!) with your "guest(s)" very easily without being scrutinized, and are not encouraged to pay KK (In fact, even if you are caught! by official staff, they will approach you nicely and just ask you to pay for your guest, then you can do whatever you want): that is Fairview Hotel. This is my favorite hotel. It is very close to city centre, it has a wonderfully comfortable atmosphere, like a country inn, there is a pool and gardens, social room with fireplace, dreamy beds and room decor -- on and on.
BUT... it is very expensive. The weblink is incorrect, I think the Single is more than $86, probably about $100 now - and that is for a twin-size bed. A smaller twin, at least to the ones you buy in the US.
I love Fairview, and whatever they charge you do get your money's worth. But I know too much about Kenya to spend my own money on any hotel for nearly $100 or more. Now, if a company wants to pay for my room, so be it.
[QUOTE=Ze Gato][QUOTE=Satyr9]No end of questions:
Any recommendations of a GF hotel, pool where it is pleasant to hang, swim and read, walking distance from trim central and around 80 dollars a night?
[/QUOTE]
Well I have had some pretty good success at the Boulevard
Down the road from the University & past the Grosvenor.
Owned by the same people as the 680 - this is totally different.
Set in gardens - there is a pool and the usual ammenities.
Internet is in a cybercafe at the hotel (open till 9pm) but is pretty expensive.
No wireless of yet.
Resteraunt is okay ...by Nairobi standards.
Rooms are not 5 star standards (fan yes - aircon no,) but are clean & pleasant, with balcony (in 1st & 2nd floor) or door to garden....
This place cost me about $80 for a single room (2 sep beds) last time I was there - althought the Ksh rate will probably have put the $ rate up.
Now as per the GF part - it works like this:
If you have a room on the 1st or 2nd floor - entrance is only via reception - and so a "guest" needs to be registered ... and paid for.
Now if you are planning on "entertaining" quite often - book a double room.
This costs more of course .. but saves the registration and paying the difference when all you are interested in is getting her up to your room asap!
The other alternative .... is to get a garden room - or ground floor room.
The access to these rooms is not via reception - and I must admit that I have sneaked a few ladies in this way.
One thing to note - to get out of the hotel - your lady guest needs to present a "pass" (ie indication that she has been registered / paid for) - at the front gate - even if she is in a taxi.
Now - this she can get no problem if she has been registered & you have paid the guest fee - but if she has been sneaked in - then:
a) You don't care really to much about her - so you leave her to her own resources to sort it out with the guard on the gate
b) You are the sentimental type - so you leave together in a taxi
c) You are holier than the pope - so you get a guest pass at the reception
Have fun!
G
I recently was at the Stanley and actually went through the process of registering a lady at reception.
(The guards steered me to the front desk - so I didn't have much choice!)
So this lady left her ID card and filled out a registration form and I signed that it was costing me $50 for the guest ..... yeah I know .... good job that she was freebie from AFF!
Anyway - on checking out - there was a line in my bill:
"Room guest Ms. xxxxx xxxxx " ....... $50.
So be careful when handing in your expense account !
They will seperate this line for you if you like onto a seperate bill!
By the way - with the Stanley .. it is possible to sneak a lady into your room from the 1st floor bar ... then all you have to do is tip the floor guard with c.500bob and a wink !
G
[QUOTE=Satyr9]No end of questions:
Any recommendations of a GF hotel, pool where it is pleasant to hang, swim and read, walking distance from trim central and around 80 dollars a night?
Rwenotmen's hotel link was very spiffy but does not give me an idea of location and girl-friendliness. I would be very happy to avoid cabs while in Nairobi, other than for non-mongering activities.
Any info on cop scams in Nairobi? My overwhelming sense, explicitly from Noddy and implicitly from others, is that this is not nearly as much a headache in Nairobi as it is on the coast.
Anecdotes would be welcome in the absence of statistics.
Thanks as ever.
S[/QUOTE]The Holiday Inn in Westlands has a side entrance leading to an open air pool and bar area which seems to be frequented by many Ladies of the Night (as observed at Sundowner time last Fri). Obviously, they have no prob gaining access to the hotel, whichever way they do it.
The hotel itself seems high quality and comfy in a post-colonial style, judging from the spacious layout of the property and the well maintained gardens and the quality of the food and drinks. No idea what they charge though, but I suspect it'll be North of $80.
Cop scams in NBO: Friends took us to dinner Sat night; we were pulled over on Argwings Kodekh Rd at (or whatever the correct spelling is) at about 9 pm. They checked our friends papers as well as the car (turning lights, thread depth on the tires! ) and didn't find anything they could theaten a fine for until they spotted that one of the backseat passengers didn't wear a seat belt. "Let's go to the station so that I can book you for your offense (and after a pregnant silence Or gimme 2, 000 and I let you off". "no way, take me to your commanding officer! ". The cop then huddled with his 2 partners and another one of them walked over to us and motioned for us to proceed and actually said " have a safe trip ".
Thanks for all on their recommendations.
Here is my dilemma. Want inexpensive and girl friendly and central. But also want the ability to chill by a pool and work out (exercise junkie).
VERY hard to combine on the cheap , I see.
Question: Anyone envisage any difficulty staying at a place like the Terminal and using facilities at a place like the Hilton (either by paying or not as a non-guest)?
Thanks again.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Thanks for all on their recommendations.
Here is my dilemma. Want inexpensive and girl friendly and central. But also want the ability to chill by a pool and work out (exercise junkie).
VERY hard to combine on the cheap , I see.
Question: Anyone envisage any difficulty staying at a place like the Terminal and using facilities at a place like the Hilton (either by paying or not as a non-guest)?
Thanks again.[/QUOTE]Terminal price. 1700kes double room, Hilton 17000kes. The same? Ofcours not. Terminal hotel is the hotel. For hunters.
The tickets to Kenya are getting expensive. I was hoping to be next to a Kenya lady by this weekend. I am stuck with visiting my favorite mongering location in Tijuana Mexico. I am sure the chicas there won’t let me down as you can see from my last visit.
[QUOTE=Rwenotmen]No problems with the questions, that's why we're all here.
Fairview Hotel. This is my favorite hotel. It is very close to city centre, it has a wonderfully comfortable atmosphere, like a country inn, there is a pool and gardens, social room with fireplace, dreamy beds and room decor -- on and on.
BUT... it is very expensive. The weblink is incorrect, I think the Single is more than $86, probably about $100 now - and that is for a twin-size bed. A smaller twin, at least to the ones you buy in the US.
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I stayed at the Fairview Hotel very recently. A lovely hotel, and worth the effort. But the price is high and the market is not really mongering blokes like us. I paid US$175.00 for a business class double room, all taxes and breakfast. Price I was quoted last week was the same for a 'standard' double room.
The question is hotels under US$100/night all incl and gf, Fairview is not in that category..........
I found the Terminal Hotel excellent, but far too basic. Ok for one night only.
Kenya Comfort Suites (not the hotel) is good. Very clean, spacious and safe. 3600 shillings or about $60 for a single. Add 600 more for a double. No worries with your GF. And the food is great and very reasonably priced.
I did F1 last week on Friday at around 11pm. Two sweet young things finally caught my eye amongst the crowd. Took them back to my hotel for KeS2000 each. The action was OK, but nothing great. They were clearly semi-pros (weekend warriors, Kenya style).
Also checked out Ngong Hills hotel bar earlier in the evening, but found nothing.
I repeat my earlier request...where can I find Somali girls during the day in Nairobi - it's rare that I get a chance to go on a night prowl. Any old-timers have some clues?
I will be in Nairobi for 10 days in mid of august, and I intend to have some fun. Can anybody recommend a furnished (secure) room for a week? Hotels can be expensive and too many nosy people
This thread has been a little quite on the action scene .. which is a pity 'cos Nairobi is a mongerer's paradise !
I received this pic via chat today - and I have add a rotated copy for your leisure.
This babe is offering all sorts of wonders ...
Any here take this pic ?
Cheers
G
[QUOTE=Ze Gato]I will be in Nairobi for 10 days in mid of august, and I intend to have some fun. Can anybody recommend a furnished (secure) room for a week? Hotels can be expensive and too many nosy people[/QUOTE]It depends on where you eant to stay and how long you are going to stay.Plaase clarify so that i can help you.
[QUOTE=Kimzee]It depends on where you eant to stay and how long you are going to stay.Plaase clarify so that i can help you.[/QUOTE]I will be there for 10 days and I need a place near city center.
hi!
i saw rwenotmen's informative post about internet hotspots here: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=758776&postcount=176[/url]
i just woud like to add the experience i have had with using mobile connection. i am in kenya now and are using mobile internet.
safaricom sells only dedicated modems = you pay approx 15.000 ks for the modem and you will not be able to use it in you own country or anywhere else.
celtel sells non-dedicated modems/simcards. the price is approx 15.000 ks and you will be able to use the modem outside of kenya (this also means that you can use your own non-dedicated modem with celtel). but, it is very slow!!! most of the time it is not even fast enough to allow browsing of text-websites (like isg), sometimes you can come up to 4 kb/s and maybe peak at 10 kb/s but that is the peaks, most of the time i would say the speed is 0 kb/s.
i am using it right now making this post - so it is not totally useless, but if you want to access internet for professional reasons = you are working with internet, just forget it, it is far to slow to make work meaningful.
my ten cents!!
ps! price with celtel is 10 ks/mb, if i remember correctly safaricom charges 12 ks/mb.
if anyone have used safaricom mobile internet, please post info about the speed!!!
[QUOTE=Rwenotmen]...I highly recommend that you bring a decent, not-too-fancy laptop and bring your own & watch DVDs on it, as you'll then be able to choose what [i]you[/i] like for entertainment. Kenya TV after 10/11pm is pretty boring. [/QUOTE]
Bringing your own laptop is a relly good idea! I did that but I didn't bring any DVD's, but they can be bought in Kenya for petty money.
I think I have bought at least 50 DVD's with collection of movies. Each DVD has about 20-30 movies and the resolution is still surprisingly good! A DVD like that costs about 300 KS if you bargain, otherwise up to 450 KS.
You can find all sorts of movies from cartoons to war movies to action collection to "all movies with Nicolas Cage" etc.
Places I know about is:
Nairobi: in the Nakumatt Mall complex across the street of Terminal Hotel.
Mombasa: Several street vendors
Mtwapa: Beach vendors, vendor at Pirates and some in the beauty shop in the Nakumatt Mall complex.
It's really nice to view some movies with the lady of your choice during the day...or the night! Remember: you can always pause when nature calls!!!!
safaricom has 3g in selected areas of nairobi, like parts of westlands, parts of down town and runda. 3g works very well, speed could go up to 100 kbps which is very good even for youtube or tube8 ;)
you don't need to buy their modem. if you have a 3g phone just connect it to your laptop using bluetooth or usb. all prepaid subs have internet in their phones or if not, you can call customer care and have it activated for free. you can also ask customer care to send you the internet settings via sms. these settings work for me and got them from their customer care: "apn : safaricom, user name: saf, password: data"
can someone pm me numbers of very good looking and discreet girls? i am willing to pay more than the average 2000 ksh.
thanks,
encore
Laying in the warm bathtub water, sipping up mi Mojito cocktail, I stretch my legs under the smooth caresse of the African lady whose soft hand pressure on my feet is quickly replaced by an expert tongue which cleans all the way up my awaken organ.
The batch is followed by a relaxing and thorough massage on the bed, but any fear that it would end up in an unproductive sleep is quickly removed through a subtle handjob and some long kisses.
The girl is actually from Rwanda, and speaks a better French than English. She is not in her prime, as falling tits and floppy belly indicate her age of around 26-29 years. Her hair is straight and expertly combed, but quickly appears artificial extension. The buttocks are firm and deep, the legs are long enough, the skin is smooth and without stains, the smile is generous and made of natural white teeth that only African women can boast.
What follows is a pleasant intercourse, classical missionary and doggy penetration that she expertly enhances through vibrating her ****. As all the other (few) African ladies I was fortunate to try, she remains mostly passive in the choice of position and does not display the advanced skills of the Thai girls, or the passionate heat of the Latinas. But it reaches its objective of a relaxing and long ejaculation, in the safety of a condom.
I may look retrograde in my thoughts and writing, especially when I mutter to myself: "This is Africa". The whole experience of a safari, the meeting in the English bar of the Hotel Stanley, the gin & tonic, the chatting. Was very relaxing and safe, and the girl proved very articulate, smart and sweet.
So for the newbies like me, who come to Kenya for a short business trip, I shall share some practical information:
- I booked at the Stanley Hotel: it is a decent hotel, not 5 stars, but nice breakfast and bar.
- Book a double room to avoid the $ 50 surcharge – you can then register your girl-friend whenever you find her, and take another one the following day without questions asked.
- Or bring the girl in the afternoon, you will not have to pay anything.
- You can always meet a girl at the bar of the hotel, there are a few on the lookout. There has been short-lived crackdown on lonely girls to prevent them visiting the hotel for a purpose, therefore your choice could be more limited, but I have always found something to my taste.
- Sit back at the bar, relax, look around, and your glance will quickly meet a receptive eye clearly signaling her readiness to start a conversation without doubt about the objective.
- The cost of a medium time (about 2 hours without rush, including bath, massage and a good shot) would be KHS 4000 – about EURO 40. Some will say that I over-pay, but taking into consideration that those girls must pay for the taxi, tip the security and the reception, and that they provide a good service and give a sincere thanks for your generosity, I find it reasonable.
- The girls are reluctant to spend the whole night with you – they might decide to search for another, late-night customer.
And if you want more party time, you can go to the Florida, a flying saucer shaped disco which I first mistook for the roof of the gas station below. Entrance is a mere KES 300, and drinks in the same range. Service is good, they will open the bottle of beer in front of you to show that there is no tampering. Go there early to secure a seat. Girls are plentiful, some persistent, but there is a guarantee to find one at your taste, and they will give you a good evening of dance and chatting. Being a white newbie, you have however to exert extreme caution in not being drunk, not talking much to foreigners, keeping your valuables, and arrange an hotel taxi to pick you up at a defined time. Or better, bring a bodyguard from your local office. Nairobi is still the place where I was awaken by what I thought to be a powerful firework – much to the hilarity of my office who told me in the morning that it was a gun shooting.
Happy and safe mongering.
SWS
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SexWithSmile,
To pay for to have sex, the salary of month from restaurant waiter.
Very good, maybe next thime more.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]SexWithSmile,
To pay for to have sex, the salary of month from restaurant waiter. Very good, maybe next thime more. [/QUOTE]With a smile, if service is good and worth it. EURO 40 is OK for me.
I have limited time, I wanted convenience, security and good service, not spending my time in negotiating discounts.
Everyone has his approach to life. I do not judge yours you are welcome to boast your good negotiation skill and I did not pretend to boast mine.
300Ksh per pack not 1000.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]SexWithSmile,
To pay for to have sex, the salary of month from restaurant waiter.
Very good, maybe next thime more.[/QUOTE]
Most restaurant waitresses aren't worth screwing at any price (and none of the waiters are). So the comparison isn't entirely valid.
However, I have found that the cost of sex in the third world is often approximately the typical the monthly wage of an unskilled laborer. Its never less than one week's salary. If the sex is good, that price range seems OK to me.
The cost of negotiation, on the other hand, can be a girl who is unhappy and not good in bed. Even rock-bottom prices won't satisfy me under these circumstances. Thus, I am will SexWithSmile- I don't try and drive a hard bargain on the cost, although I might insist on the product, such as BBBJ, etc.
[QUOTE=Forest]The cost of negotiation, on the other hand, can be a girl who is unhappy and not good in bed. Even rock-bottom prices won't satisfy me under these circumstances. Thus, I am will SexWithSmile- I don't try and drive a hard bargain on the cost, although I might insist on the product, such as BBBJ, etc.[/QUOTE]Thanks Forest, and for me the service was very good, including BBBJ of course and all smile.
But I appreciate the comments made about price. If someone with too much money tells me that he paid EURO 100 or 200 in Kenya because he can afford it, I will cry out fool as well. We all have our own perception about what is expensive and normal price.
Anyway, I won't contribute to Kenyan mongering inflation anymore, as I am now in Bangkok.
Cheers - SWS
[QUOTE=John Palmer]300Ksh per pack not 1000.[/QUOTE]It's 1,000 for a blister of 4 at most pharmacies in Nbo and Mba . The stuff is as effective as the Pfizer product, IMHO.
[QUOTE=Forest]The cost of negotiation, on the other hand, can be a girl who is unhappy and not good in bed. Even rock-bottom prices won't satisfy me under these circumstances. Thus, I am will SexWithSmile- I don't try and drive a hard bargain on the cost, although I might insist on the product, such as BBBJ, etc.[/QUOTE]I never try to negotiate a lower cost bcs she will be tempted to withold on the service side whatever I withhold form her money-wise; I either pay the asking price or move on .
At least that's the theory and that is what I do in Europe and America. The reality in Africa is that I never discuss beforehand what financial expectations she might have ( after all she'll be your temp GF and not a hardened pro who does it only for the money ). I pay her what I think the experience was worth ( usually between 1 and 2.5 K), after the fact, and have hardly ever had to deal with requests for more.
Was in NBO for a meeting today and passed by Simmers when done, around 4. 30: the place was packed but by the wrong crowd (lots of I'll-fitting polyester suits, just a few girls but only of the peasant type, none better than a 6 in my books.
A friend then took me to Gipsy's Bar for a sundowner before I had to head out to the airport: what a nice place! (just behind Jacaranda hotel accross from Barclays, right off Uhuru Hwy)
Tons of pretty office girls, mostly in smart biz attire, as well as a few early bird "Ladies of the Night".
I flirted with a few and was mightily tempted to stay for the night, especially after meeting Lilianne from Kinshasa with her very daring decolte (SP? ).
I will be back for sure.
I'm going to check out this Gypsie's Bar, thanks for the info. That's a time of day when I would usually go to Simmers but sometimes sitting in Simmers is a bit of a waste of time and gets to be routine.
Stayed for a few months in a hotel apartment this year ... up until recently. The young woman who manages the place although not a stunner ... maybe 6/10 looks department but at 9/10 personality is if approached the right way game for a little fun at no real additional expense beyond a bit of phone credit and tuskers when interested. Looks for safe guys, expats I will gather are her taste. I was only in the place two nights and with a bit of flirting and I had her in my place on the weekend. She wanted to relax and enjoy herself. Hidden away under the dowdy suit worn by day is a nice body that I was able to thoroughly enjoy with some regularity.
[QUOTE=LustyHombre]I never try to negotiate a lower cost bcs she will be tempted to withold on the service side whatever I withhold form her money-wise; I either pay the asking price or move on.
At least that's the theory and that is what I do in Europe and America. The reality in Africa is that I never discuss beforehand what financial expectations she might have (after all she'll be your temp GF and not a hardened pro who does it only for the money). I pay her what I think the experience was worth (usually between 1 and 2. 5 K), after the fact, and have hardly ever had to deal with requests for more. [/QUOTE]My mongering experience tells me that any girl you pick in any city around here, however inoccent she might look and portray herself, knows exactly what she wants and what you want. Brothers, this is a simple business psychology. If you have been in Africa, you know that in many places they will always quote the highest price possible. Handle it down!
My strategy is this: once I like a new girl, I never make it so clear that I want a LT (over night) with her. There are moments I took a girl for over night and I regreted (those with bad attitudes, conservatives etc). For this reason, if a don't make clear my plans to have a girl overnight, I am able to assess her first with a ST. During the quickie I assess her and manytimes when I found them good, we just extend our stay such that the ST becomes LT. Guys this has worked out best for me. Sometimes back I found this girl in nairobi who looked stunning for me. I felt I wanted to fuck her the whole night and so I took it easy and agreed the price, first buying drinks and even supper. After midnight at the pub, happy and ready to go have by best night in the hotel, things turned the other way round. After a one-minute foreplay she abruptly asks for the payment first (Ksh1500). I gave her, because I didn't mind much. Immediately I started to see her attitude change. She didn't want suck my dick and after a fuck of 2 min, she was pressing that I should cum. Then she didn't want to change the position. I was disgusted. Of course the mood changed and I felt cheated. This girl had a bad attitude and I felt I couldn't stay with her anymore till morning. I wanted to send her away but thought, she has already a full night payment! I said this to her but she said emphatically, she couldn't refund any money to me. It was better not to see her near me again and so I didn't mind her having the whole sum. I sent her off and myself went out again to look for something with a better attitude.
[QUOTE=Ruskin]Stayed for a few months in a hotel apartment this year ... up until recently. The young woman who manages the place although not a stunner ... maybe 6/10 looks department but at 9/10 personality is if approached the right way game for a little fun at no real additional expense beyond a bit of phone credit and tuskers when interested. Looks for safe guys, expats I will gather are her taste. I was only in the place two nights and with a bit of flirting and I had her in my place on the weekend. She wanted to relax and enjoy herself. Hidden away under the dowdy suit worn by day is a nice body that I was able to thoroughly enjoy with some regularity.[/QUOTE]I was looking for alternatives to well known hotels.
What is the cost of the rooms here and what is the location please?
Isn't 'Nairobi' just stunning!
Will never forget this one soon.
I've traveled to Nairobi a fair bit and have hung out at the Mad House, etc. I do have a question. I'm really interested in some "Indian" cuisine. Other than pot luck at Mad House or other places, anyone know where one can have a "Taste of India"?
Thanks
I'll be in Nairobi early next month for a few days - I'm staying at sixeighty hotel can someone please tell me the mongering spots in the area?
Thanks
[QUOTE=That Kinda Guy]I'll be in Nairobi early next month for a few days - I'm staying at sixeighty hotel can someone please tell me the mongering spots in the area?
Thanks[/QUOTE]If I remember correctly, one of the main mongering spots is the hotel lobby of the sixeighty and for sure the beer bar across the street. Enjoy!
[QUOTE=That Kinda Guy]I'll be in Nairobi early next month for a few days. I'm staying at sixeighty hotel can someone please tell me the mongering spots in the area?
Thanks[I/QUOTE]I wouldn't stay at 680 even if it was the last hotel! Good news though, you are in the middle of actions.
1. 680 bar is full of Chicas. Be careful they can pick pocket you.
2. The largest outdoor club in Nairobi is called Simmers and it is located next to the 680 entrance (most likely you won’t sleep because of the live band music from Simmers). They are open 20 hours a day and you can get a Chica there any time. To be specific you will have 5-10 girls all over you by the time you enter the club.
3. Most important is that you are at the center of Kenya largest red light district. The infamous Koinange Street.
4. Better yet, the mad house (Florida 2000) is two blocks from the hotel (walking distance) they are open 7 days and it has good variety (mostly international and local + full of young girls)
In other words you will be surrounded by actions
Bad part. 680 has very strict security in every floor and they won’t let the in your room. And the are not worth the cost
Good luck!
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[QUOTE=Big Daddy 1906]I've traveled to Nairobi a fair bit and have hung out at the Mad House, etc. I do have a question. I'm really interested in some "Indian" cuisine. Other than pot luck at Mad House or other places, anyone know where one can have a "Taste of India"?
Thanks[/QUOTE]Check the back page of the dailies (nation preferably) in the classified section under the category of "beauty".
Confused...
So the Florida 2000 is the Madhouse and not the New Florida? The Madhouse is suppossed to be the best, yes?
[QUOTE=Concarne]Confused.
So the Florida 2000 is the Madhouse and not the New Florida? The Madhouse is suppossed to be the best, yes?[/QUOTE]Sorry, I can't tell them apart. But I meant the mad house is near hotel 680.
"Mad House" is Florida International on Koinange street, the one built on top of a petrol station. Florida 2000 is on Moi avenue, different location altogether.
I will be visiting Nairobi in December and I'm looking for suggestions regarding massage places. From previous visits, I have visited Gill house massage place, with success in past visits. Any info is highly appreciated, and I will post about my experiences.
LynnMan.
[QUOTE=Concarne]Confused...
So the Florida 2000 is the Madhouse and not the New Florida? The Madhouse is suppossed to be the best, yes?[/QUOTE]
Negative. It is the other way round.
Florida 1 = madhouse also known as F1, and yes it is hot, but then so is
New Florida 2000, also known as F2.
Believe it or not there is actually a third... Florida 3, club Pango or F3. I have not been to this one, perhaps you can recce it on our behalf, let us know if it is worth a shout, i will certainly check it out some time in the future.
[QUOTE=Noddy]Negative. It is the other way round.
Florida 1 = madhouse also known as F1, and yes it is hot, but then so is
New Florida 2000, also known as F2.
Believe it or not there is actually a third... Florida 3, club Pango or F3. I.[/QUOTE]
Check, thanks fellows. Will check all three and take notes. Are they lively all week or pretty much a fri to sun places? I supposse I could hit all 3 in one eve.
Anyone around in february I will be happy to buy some drinks and chat it up. Cheers!
[QUOTE=Concarne]Check, thanks fellows. Will check all three and take notes. Are they lively all week or pretty much a fri to sun places? I supposse I could hit all 3 in one eve.
Anyone around in february I will be happy to buy some drinks and chat it up. Cheers![/QUOTE]Very much every day, but there are other places just as good or even better. Check Carnivore on Wednesday night or Casablanca on weekend. Also, Pizza Garden or even any major hotel has girls that are always available if you can pin point them. For example, I picked up two friends at Carnival on a Wednesday evening, . And two days later I saw one of the girl at Serena hotel bar dressed up as a business woman. At Carnivore, the damage was 3000 KSH (for both) for the night. But at Selena she started quoting 7000 KSH. I laughed and walked away And yes, I normally hit multiple clubs in one evening. And you can walk from one to the other. Just be careful.
Agree - hotel pickups are easy.
Am in a central Nairobi hotel right now
Yesterday - about 4pm .. went to the bar for a smoke (not easy to find legal places to smoke in Kenya!!) - sat down, 30 secs later was joined by a lady - who was a phone card seller on weekdays.
Back to my room after 5 mins .... cost me 3000khs - ($40) .. although she asked for $200 (!!!) for as long as I wanted.
Godd thing about this time of day is that there is no "room charge" for guests - which at night can be from $60-100 depending on the hotel !
We had a good time .. I like DATY .. which she enjoyed too - no rush
in fact she said that she enjoyed so much that she should be paying me !
G
[QUOTE=Concarne] Will check all three and take notes. Are they lively all week or pretty much a fri to sun places? I supposse I could hit all 3 in one eve.
[/QUOTE]
Concarne mate, you very ambitious, i would be incapable of leaving one club for the other during the same evening. By my reckoning, they are that good. What you want to do is only go midnight, Sunday through Tuesday to Madhouse. Florida 2000 on the early weekdays is not too quite, never the less still enjoyable.
Wednesday, you have ladies night at Carnivore, begins about 9`ish. Later on you may want to avoid reggae night at Madhouse, it`s bedlam. Rather head to Florida 2000, gets busy as the week wears on, big club, enjoyable, you will see some faces come over from madhouse.
You may want to read a report i put in last Sept: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=646864&postcount=683[/url]
And by the way, Carnivore restaurant is unique in that it stands out far different to any other restaurant experience i have had to date, you have to experience a meaty meal there. Comes recommended.
Hey fellows! TY to all for the advice, truly appreciated.
Still a while til I get there but I will post when I am on site and see if anyone is around to hang and have a couple of drinks.
Camera is ready!
Gonna be in Holiday Inn from Tuesday.
Anyone free
Hey sure, we can meet for a drink. I just read your excellent report in the Uganda forum and added a short one myself. How will we meet up? Because we are not allowed to exchange contacts here. Or to avoid imposters you tell reception you are expecting a visitor of the caucasian type at a certain time, certain rendevous location. But they will ask me for a name. Even a first name can work.
Guys:
Is it a good option to, rather than using my ATM, open a bank account at a local bank or branch of euro bank? Is that allowed for tourists? Can it be done quickly? What banks would be good? Branches should be available both in Nairobi and MBA.
W/o going into detail I need to have a separate account to keep the gf from knowing the extent of the cash outlay for entertainment. Rather not open another bank account at home.
Advice appreciated, TIA
[QUOTE=Concarne]Guys:
Is it a good option to, rather than using my ATM, open a bank account at a local bank or branch of euro bank? Is that allowed for tourists? Can it be done quickly? What banks would be good? Branches should be available both in Nairobi and MBA.
W/o going into detail I need to have a separate account to keep the gf from knowing the extent of the cash outlay for entertainment. Rather not open another bank account at home.
Advice appreciated, TIA[/QUOTE]All banks are required to ask for your Kenya Rev Authority PIN# before opening an acct for you. There are ways around it, but I doubt it's worth the effort it would take, just for a couple of weeks. Suggest you set up a separate acct at home, but make sure they don't sock you for outrageous foreign ATM charges and that their Xchange rates are better than retail.
I've never needed to keep anything from anyone, but getting cash from an ATM down there has always worked best for me. I just get the max per day out and use that for several days so I only need to pay the fees occasionally. Barclays Bank tends to have the best cash machines. There have only been a couple of times I could not get money from one of their machines, but I have had the others not work many times.
[QUOTE=Concarne]W/o going into detail I need to have a separate account to keep the gf from knowing the extent of the cash outlay for entertainment. Rather not open another bank account at home.
Advice appreciated, TIA[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Concarne]Guys:
Is it a good option to, rather than using my ATM, open a bank account at a local bank or branch of euro bank? Is that allowed for tourists? Can it be done quickly? What banks would be good? Branches should be available both in Nairobi and MBA.
W/o going into detail I need to have a separate account to keep the gf from knowing the extent of the cash outlay for entertainment. Rather not open another bank account at home.
Advice appreciated, TIA[/QUOTE]Try Mpesa from Safaricom. You can use your passport to open an account and keep as much as 30,000/= in it. You can also send money to your GF via your mobile phone. Better than carrying cash around with you. Google the word mpesa for more info.
Guys,
I am going to Nairobi soon. Really looking forward to it. Been there before, but that was before I had opened my eyes lol! (from reading this forum, life experience etc)
Back the the New Florida 2000 was amazing. A lot of fun!
I have a lot of questions on my mind, hoping that you seasoned guys can help me out with them:)
Hope you don't mind!
First questions:
- do you guys think that the Terminal is the best hotel?
- do anyone have updated phone nr for the Terminal or mail adress?
- have anyone used the Hilton or the Boulevard Hotel?
Thanks!
[QUOTE=August 1970]Try Mpesa from Safaricom. You can use your passport to open an account and keep as much as 30,000/= in it. You can also send money to your GF via your mobile phone. Better than carrying cash around with you. Google the word mpesa for more info.[/QUOTE]I just went to the website. Looks very promising. Anyone here with personal experience with this service? Easy enough to find an agent to withdraw cash?
I will be using my usual account but I do want to have a separate fund flow to keep the added entertainment costs below the radar.
Thanks!
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]First questions:
- have anyone used the Hilton or the Boulevard Hotel?[/QUOTE]Boulevard is ok.
Reasonable priced (was <$70 last time I was there)
Rooms reasonable .. not 5 star.
Internet ..only at their local internet-cafe .. for a price! and up to 9pm
Girl-friendly ... well you have to register her & pay the double-room fee
unless you get a doubleroom in advance.
She needs a pass to get out the gate (showing you have registered her and paid if needed)
There are garden entrance rooms - so you do not have to pass the foyer - possible to sneak guests in here!
G
Hi fellow mongers,
Does anyone have any experience with VIP escort services in Nairobi?
I saw an article in the local paper but nothing on this website.
Also, any advice on f/s massage parlors in Nairobi?
Cheers
No experience with VIP Fitnfun but I'll tell you that an "escort service" in Nairobi is like paying someone for lactose injections in while you're in an ice cream parlor. I have friends who use escort services all the time because they are afraid to leave their hotel room. If this is you, fine. But my advice is don't waste your money on a service where the pickings are so good and so easy to come by. You're better off using one of us here to help set you up. I'd be happy to for free.
I can also recommend two MPs that will give great happy endings but no full service.
Can't
Thanks,
Makes sense.
So I gather you are suggesting F1, Simmers etc as noted on this site?
I forgot to mention that I have no problem venturing outside my hotel room , so that is not an issue.
I am just unfamiliar with the scene and have only 3 days left in Nbo.Also, daytime or early evening action is preferable.
Cheers
Fit (but starving)
[QUOTE=Fitnfun]I forgot to mention that I have no problem venturing outside my hotel room , so that is not an issue.
I am just unfamiliar with the scene and have only 3 days left in Nbo.Also, daytime or early evening action is preferable.
Cheers
Fit (but starving)[/QUOTE]There are lots of places. I'm in Nairobi now and can help you if you like. I have my own mafrique GF, so I don't spend time chasing women. Happy with what I've got. If you want to take a beer, let me know
I am an american citizen of african kenyan ethnic descent. I travel often on business for developed, emerging and frontier (emerging emerging) market funds scoping for opportunities in places such as Singapore, Hong Kong, Kenya, Ghana, South Africa, Indonesia, Egypt, Ethiopia etc. Since I am in a committed relationship gone are the days of sweet talking a girl and working the chase leaving a trail of evidence and unwrapped endings. As noted once somewhere in the forum mongering and paying the girl is not as much for her services but to ensure she leaves with the ends nicely tied up and I return to my usual life.
Enough of that. Let’s start with my mongering in Kenya report that ended in 3 rounds of pure hardcore wet sex with this very delectable, sweet, slim, very clean, 24 year old married kenyan indian girl with full GFE. A process that took a week of cultivation through a taxi driver through a second contact to her. More of that further down with her pictures posted. While in Kenya I had Indian, Arab and African girls, a fair variety. I did not chase the white girls much as they are ridiculously overpriced and with nothing to show for it. Sometimes scaring the bejesus out of me in looks compared to even the typically overpriced white (or black) american girl (attitude complimentary). Also had a Chinese girl (they are becoming more common) who was GFE at first then a nuisance later
I also had an excellent experience with an independent blonde afrikaans woman and an amazing experience with a thai girl from naughty 40s in cape town that will be detailed in another report in due time. All my stuff is covered and I refuse to exchange fluids (including kissing) for my own safety and my committed-to lady's safety. This is purely a hunt and pressure release
Not having been in kenya in years and primarily mongered in the USA before starting this career I resorted to using the nation and standard newspapers to start me off.
In this globally connected and flat world I try and describe the girls as <ethnicity <nationality girl/woman
My first was Daniela a light skinned african kenyan girl. This was a massage and sex package deal. I made sure, as always, I negotiate before the act. They were always insisting on dealing later during the massage, yea, right. For what services will be included and how much. Agreed on 2. 5K ksh for the complete package and we were off to the races. Daniela provided me with a great HJ, good CBJ, great FS (covered) in Mish position that felt condom less with her getting wet and fully writhing under me till I came nicely in her (with the condom still on off course). Cleaned up as usual and left with a smile on my face. Took her private number and then lost it
I next decided to try Rana, an arab kenyan who was trying to pass herself of as an indian (probably not. Not with that mouth on her). Negotiated 4K ksh (I was in a hurry). She had one of the best well-toned bodies I have seen on a kenyan girl. Not fat, slim without being too skinny, with the clear skin I love in women. However got a lousy HJ, ok to nice CBJ and a so-so FS (with condom as always) starting up in mish, continuing in doggie, and coming in her in mish, after taking my time and doing one of my favorites (asking her to look me deep in my eyes as I slam into her)
My next was this amazing pussy shaved african Kenyan girl who for 1. 65K ksh rode me like heck, then we went into doggie, reverse cowgirl, and finally coming to mish. Add to that my cab to get to her (. 6K Ksh) and return to my hotel (. 8K Ksh) and she was the best deal. Money wise. Of that trip
The next woman was a fucking disaster. This was my first indian woman born in kenya. Her name was Shazia, an Indian Muslim Kenyan advertising as 'indian beautician' and charging 8k. She is a single mom who lives with her daughter in parklands. It was cold in nairobi at the time but that did nothing to hid the stink from her pussy, jesus! As I fucked her quickly to get out of there, there was a hint of the tightness possible in a clean indian girl as she could bare take me all. I ran like a bat out of hell from there after cleaning up as thoroughly as possible. Showered twice on reaching my hotel. Nothing like a woman who smell bad. CBJ and FS. Covered in mish.
Also had 2 other hindu girls later who were not much to speak about. Picked them up in a mall. Seeing much more of local african boys and indian girls in nairobi malls then when I was last in the country more then 7 years ago
Coming of this disaster I decided to head off to warm mombasa where I picked up this amazing pussy from the papers again in a very nice apartment called aisha or amina, a ugandan girl from jinja for 3K ksh who after the massage and oiling up was amazing tight in mish resulting in my coming hard and nice in her in CFS. She had some ethnic arabic/swahili features as well
From the same apartment later I had Rex or Regina.an african kenyan. For 2. 5K ksh who again was nice and wet and I came nice and hard after HJ, CBJ, CFS (doggie and mish. Straight to BJ, quite nice, nicely getting hard, then on with condom, and went into deep mish and with her legs up. Tipped her. 5K for excellent attitude
I returned to Nairobi well consoled and promptly (through a taxi cab contact from my hotel and a 2 hour hunt that night as word passed around the taxi cab community about what I want) got a goan indian kenyan woman available in Nairobi for 6K for 3 hours.. And her phone number to avoid commissioning the cab drivers going forward. Fucked her twice coming in her pussy, using condoms of course. Problem tight and dry except at end of second fuck while I was running on 4 hours of sleep.
Decided to try florida club and picked up Mona who claims to be half Indian / half Arab (Father from Yemeni). That girl knows how to dress at Florida in the poor lighting to snare her catch. Got her back to my hotel and was quite scared in the light of her but her attitude and skills made me think with the blasted small head again and got a very nice CBJ and CFS from her (she keeps herself shaved like most the girls I saw but was surprised to see I shaved fully as well as most men she meets in kenya don’t. I find shaving cleaner and less chances to catch stuff. Total of 5K for 1 shot (plus 2K+. 1K +. 3K +. 8K +. 7K 'shopping'/drinks/cabs to/from Florida club etc). Should have gone short time as I could not stand her in my place after 1 shot and let her go (she was smiling as she knew the night was still young and could get back to florida for another catch). Cell provided (Said she can provide me with Indian girls in Mombasa).
I never learn. Went to Florida a few days later and this time picked up Meimei, a Chinese woman. She had just arrived in Kenya and barely spoke a word of english but understood the almighty dollar (or ksh in this case). Left with me for the night as I came to an agreement in the taxi on the phone with her mamasan for 10K ksh for the night (10 pm until whenever I send the girl away. Turned out to be a night of 4 fucks and 3 shots (just could not come the 4th time. She fully drained me) of HJ, CBJ, CFS (anal tease by her directing my cock to her ass but not my thing, yet) with my 2nd shot being the best and deepest. Basically fucked her the first time, dozed off, got up and fucked her a second time, dozed off, fucked her a third time, and woken up a 4th time by her just in time to slip on a cover for CBJ unfortunately not to completion as spent. She left at 9 a. M. After 11 hours and breakfast. Unfortunately she gave me her cell by smsing it to my main sim and not my mongering sim and it took me a week to get rid of her. Rookie mistake
Back down in mombasa, used the papers and had Angela, an african kenyan for 2. 5K with a so-so HJ, said BJ not included (I forgot to explicitly negotiate this)! *****! Ok FS after I started pounding her and came hard in her. Revenge fuck.
Had another one from the same place a while later with the fucking largest tittie I ever saw. And she is testament to the worst ***** ever after smiling so sweetly to me to get me to chose her. Titty fuck, CBJ and CFS. 3K
Went back to Nairobi before I had to fly out and based on the indian contacts I had started building up got to have, let’s call her, Priya, an Indian Punjabi girl (pictures attached – us in the dingy but clean hotel room I had rented for us for the 2 hours. A cousin of one if the Indian girls who I fucked earlier Priya was married and 24 years old, nice! I was rock hard for this girl fucking her 3 times over a 2 hour period (all the time she could get away from her family). The 2nd time I humped her I knew I was going to come so hard that I could not resist withdrawing as I was about to come in her, tearing of the jimmy (condom) and coming all over her delicious pink indian pussy. The 1st fuck I was so hard for her as she was a slim, very clean smelling, light, young, girl-next-door type indian girl that I actually could feel the blood pounding in my head. She gave me an amazing CBJ to start off with running her hair and titties all over my body, she then got on slowly sliding me into her in cowgirl, rode me for a while before I simply could not resist any longer, flipped her into mish position, switched to an amazing doggie position pounding away as her lovely hair swayed and she sighed to high heaven, then flipped her back into mish with her legs high up in the air going as deep as I could (restricted frequently as kept banging into her cervix) with her occasionally hinting I am going too deep but she took it all like a trooper. Finally came HARD in her with her legs up in the air around my neck. 3 amazing rounds in total. 7K ksh for her and 1k commission to the other indian girl as her commission
More on exploits in other countries later.
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I am an american citizen of african kenyan ethnic descent. I travel often on business for developed, emerging and frontier (emerging emerging) market funds scoping for opportunities in places such as Singapore, Hong Kong, Kenya, Ghana, South Africa, Indonesia, Egypt, and Ethiopia.
Since I am in a committed relationship gone are the days of sweet talking a girl and working the chase leaving a trail of evidence and unwrapped endings. As noted once on the forum mongering and paying the girl is not as much for her services but to ensure she leaves with the ends nicely tied up and I return to my usual life.
Let’s start with my mongering in Kenya report that ended in 3 rounds of pure hardcore wet sex with this very delectable, sweet, slim, very clean, 24 year old married kenyan indian girl with full GFE. More of that further down with her pictures posted. A process that took a week of cultivation through a taxi driver through a second contact to her. While in Kenya I had Indian, Arab and African girls, a fair variety. I did not chase the white girls much as they are ridiculously overpriced and with nothing to show for it. Sometimes scaring the bejesus out of me in looks compared to even the typically overpriced white (or black) american girl (attitude complimentary).
I also had a Chinese girl (they are becoming more common) who was GFE at first then a nuisance later
In the realm of some outstanding recent experiences, I also had an excellent experience with an independent blonde afrikaans woman and an amazing experience with a thai girl from naughty 40s in cape town that will be detailed in another report in due time.
All my stuff is covered and I refuse to exchange fluids (including kissing) for my own safety and my committed-to lady's safety. This is purely a hunt and pressure releasee.
Not having been in kenya and primarily mongered in the USA before starting this career I resorted to using the nation and standard newspapers to start me off.
I will try and use the <ethnicity <nationality girl/woman starter for each girl in keeping with this globally connected, flat world
Enough prelude. My first was Daniela a light skinned african kenyan girl. This was a massage and sex package deal. I made sure, as always, I negotiate before the act. They were always insisting on dealing later during the massage, yea, right. For what services will be included and how much. Agreed on 2. 5K ksh for the complete package and we were off to the races. Daniela provided me with a great HJ, good CBJ, great FS (covered) in Mish position that felt condom less with her getting wet and fully writhing under me till I came nicely in her (with the condom still on off course). Left with a smile on my face. Took her private number and then lost it
I next decided to try Rana, an arab kenyan girl from casablanca in mombasa who was trying to pass herself of as an indian (probably not. Not with that mouth on her). Negotiated 4K ksh (I was in a hurry). She had one of the best well-toned bodies I have seen on a kenyan girl. Not fat, slim without being too skinny, with the clear skin I love in women. However got a lousy HJ, ok to nice CBJ and a so-so FS (with condom as always) starting up in mish, continuing in doggie, and coming in her in mish, after taking my time and doing one of my favorites (asking her to look me deep in my eyes as I slam into her)
My next was this amazing pussy shaved african Kenyan girl who for 1. 65K ksh rode me like heck, then we went into doggie, reverse cowgirl, and finally coming to mish. Add to that my cab to get to her (. 6K Ksh) and return to my hotel (. 8K Ksh) and she was the best deal. Money wise. Of that trip
The next woman was a fucking disaster. This was my first indian woman born in kenya. Her name was Shazia, an Indian Muslim Kenyan advertising as 'indian beautician' and charging 8k. She is a single mom who lives with her daughter in parklands. It was cold in nairobi at the time but that did nothing to hid the stink from her pussy, jesus! As I fucked her quickly to get out of there, there was a hint of the tightness possible in a clean indian kenyan girl as she could bare take me all. I ran like a bat out of hell from there after cleaning up as thoroughly as possible. Showered twice on reaching my hotel. Nothing like a woman who smell bad. CBJ and FS. Covered in mish.
I had a few hindu indian indian and hindu indian kenyan girls after. I saw a lot of young indian kenyan girls and african kenyan boys in malls in nairobi definately something I was not seeing the last time I was in kenya more then 7 years ago
Coming of this disaster I decided to head off to warm mombasa where I picked up this amazing pussy from the papers again in a very nice apartment called aisha or amina, a ugandan girl from jinja for 3K ksh who after the massage and oiling up was amazing tight in mish resulting in my coming hard and nice in her in CFS. She had some ethnic arabic/swahili features as well
From the same apartment later I had Rex or Regina.an african kenyan. For 2. 5K ksh who again was nice and wet and I came nice and hard after HJ, CBJ, CFS (doggie and mish. Straight to BJ, quite nice, nicely getting hard, then on with condom, and went into deep mish and with her legs up. Tipped her. 5K for excellent attitude
I returned to Nairobi consoled and promptly (through a taxi cab contact from my hotel and a 2 hour hunt that night as word passed around the taxi cab community about what I want) got a Goan Indian available in Nairobi for 6K for 3 hours.. And her phone number to avoid commissioning the cab drivers going forward. Fucked her twice coming in her pussy, using condoms of course. Problem tight and dry except at end of second fuck while I was running on 4 hours of sleep.
Decided to try florida club and picked up Mona who claims to be half Indian / half Arab (Father from Yemeni). That girl knows how to dress at Florida in the poor lighting to snare her catch. Got her back to my hotel and was quite scared in the light of her but her attitude and skills made me think with the blasted small head again and got a very nice CBJ and CFS from her (she keeps herself shaved like most the girls I saw but was surprised to see I shaved fully as well as most men don’t. I find it clear and less chances to catch stuff. Total of 5K for 1 shot (plus 2K+. 1K +. 3K +. 8K +. 7K 'shopping'/drinks/cabs to/from Florida club etc). Should have gone short time as I could not stand her in my place after 1 shot and let her go (she was smiling as she knew the night was still young and could get back to florida for another catch). Cell provided (Said she can provide me with Indian girls in Mombasa).
I never learn. Went to Florida a few days later and this time picked up Meimei, a Chinese woman. She had just arrived in Kenya and barely spoke a word of english but understood the almighty dollar (or ksh in this case). Left with me for the night as I came to an agreement in the taxi on the phone with her mamasan for 10K ksh for the night (10 pm until whenever I send the girl away. Turned out to be a night of 4 fucks and 3 shots (just could not come the 4th time. She fully drained me) of HJ, CBJ, CFS (anal tease by her directing my cock to her ass but not my thing, yet) with my 2nd shot being the best and deepest. Basically fucked her the first time, dozed off, got up and fucked her a second time, dozed off, fucked her a third time, and woken up a 4th time by her just in time to slip on a cover for CBJ unfortunately not to completion as spent. She left at 9 a. M. After 11 hours and breakfast. Unfortunately she gave me her cell by smsing it to my main sim and not my mongering sim and it took me a week to get rid of her. Rookie mistake
Back down in mombasa, used the papers and had Angela, an african kenyan for 2. 5K with a so-so HJ, said BJ not included (I forgot to explicitly negotiate this)! *****! Ok FS after I started pounding her and came hard in her. Revenge fuck.
Had another one from the same place a while later with the fucking largest titties I ever saw. And she is testament to the worst ***** ever after smiling so sweetly to me to get me to chose her. Titty fuck, CBJ and CFS. 3K
Went back to Nairobi before I had to fly out and based on the indian contacts I had started building up got to have, let’s call her, Priya, an Indian Punjabi girl (pictures attached. A cousin of one if the Indian girls who I fucked earlier Priya was married and 24 years old, nice! I was rock hard for this girl fucking her 3 times over a 2 hour period (all the time she could get away from her family). The 2nd time I humped her I knew I was going to come so hard that I could not resist withdrawing as I was about to come in her, tearing of the jimmy (condom) and coming all over her delicious pink indian pussy. The 1st fuck I was so hard for her as she was a slim, very clean smelling, light, young, girl-next-door type indian girl that I actually could feel the blood pounding in my head. She gave me an amazing CBJ to start off with running her hair and titties all over my body, she then got on slowly sliding me into her in cowgirl, rode me for a while before I simply could not resist any longer, flipped her into mish position, switched to an amazing doggie position pounding away as her lovely hair swayed and she sighed to high heaven, then flipped her back into mish with her legs high up in the air going as deep as I could (restricted frequently as kept banging into her cervix) with her occasionally hinting I am going too deep but she took it all like a trooper. Finally came HARD in her with her legs up in the air around my neck. 3 amazing rounds in total. 7K ksh for her and 1k commission to the other indian girl as her commission
More on exploits in other countries later. Fuck long and prosper.
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[QUOTE=Waiyaki]
I next decided to try Rana, an arab kenyan girl from casablanca in mombasa who was trying to pass herself of as an indian (probably not. Not with that mouth on her). Negotiated 4K ksh (I was in a hurry). She had one of the best
pussy shaved african Kenyan girl who for 1. 65K ksh rode me like heck, then we went into doggie, reverse cowgirl, and finally coming to mish. Add to that my cab to get to her (. 6K Ksh) and return to my hotel (. 8K Ksh) and she was the best deal. Money wise. Of that trip
The next woman was a fucking disaster. This was my first indian woman born in kenya. Her name was Shazia, an Indian Muslim Kenyan advertising as 'indian beautician' and charging 8k.
called aisha or amina, a ugandan girl from jinja for 3K ksh who after the massage and oiling up was amazing tight in mish resulting in my coming hard and nice in her in CFS. She had some ethnic arabic/swahili features as well
From the same apartment later I had Rex or Regina.an african kenyan. For 2. 5K ksh who again was nice and wet and I came nice and hard after HJ, CBJ, CFS (doggie and mish.
got a Goan Indian available in Nairobi for 6K for 3 hours..
. Total of 5K for 1 shot (plus 2K+. 1K +. 3K +. 8K +. 7K 'shopping'/drinks/cabs to/from Florida club etc). Should have gone short time as I could not stand her in my place after 1 shot and let her go
Left with me for the night as I came to an agreement in the taxi on the phone with her mamasan for 10K ksh for the night (10 pm until whenever I send the girl away.
Back down in mombasa, used the papers and had Angela, an african kenyan for 2. 5K with a so-so HJ, said BJ not included (I forgot to explicitly negotiate this)! *****! Ok FS after I started pounding her and came hard in her. Revenge fuck.
Had another one from the same place a while later with the fucking largest titties I ever saw. And she is testament to the worst ***** ever after smiling so sweetly to me to get me to chose her. Titty fuck, CBJ and CFS. 3K
I was rock hard for this girl fucking her 3 times over a 2 hour period (all the time she could get away from her family). . 7K ksh for her and 1k commission to the other indian girl as her commission
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TY for your report! Nice to know that there is such variety available. One month to go and I will be there!
a couple of questions: per above the prices you negotiated seem to be substantially higher than those reported before by others. Do you think that is a reflection of the fact that you used the papers and went to houses? Or perhaps you did not care to negotiate? or is it the "indian" "chinese" factor coming into play?
In general did you find the talent at Florida to be acceptable (despite your comments re the girl you took from there)?
Did you see anything good at the beach in MBA or the clubs?
Thanks...will post a report when I return, cannot wait!
<a couple of questions: per above the prices you negotiated seem to be substantially higher than those reported before by others. Do you think that is a reflection of the fact that you used the papers and went to houses? Or perhaps you did not care to negotiate? Or is it the "indian" "Chinese" factor coming into play?
Concarne
It is a reflection of the first one fully and the second and third partially. The indian girls tend to price themselves higher as it is hard for them to get away from their families (less pro and more part-timers). Fine with me if only they were like the last indian I had (clear skin, smelling clean, 24 yrs young, fair, lovely attitude) and not like the first (fat, smelly, older). Add to that the fact that I rarely bargained resulted in these prices.
<Did you see anything good at the beach in MBA or the clubs? Not much, but I grew up in the country before moving to the USA and used to date regular girls who are not yet jaded etc so I might be biased. However, due to the quantity available at the beaches and clubs you can definitely negotiate prices much lower than I got.
I obviously pay a premium when mongering non-natives in any country more so given the tight work time schedules I typically run on. In order to reduce costs it helps to sample the natives of any country with more time on hand
Cheers, fuck well and looking forward to the report.
There are lots of places. I'm in Nairobi now and can help you if you like. I have my own mafrique GF, so I don't spend time chasing women. Happy with what I've got. If you want to take a beer, let me know
Thanks , I wish I could have taken you up on the offer.I will certainly contact you next time in Nbo.
Do the same if you are in the USA
Only 3 of us turned up, at Casaurina's in the afternoon. Me, Jfalcon and Jim_01. Later we hooked up (and the next day! ) at Cheers, Tembo and Casablanca. It was good to compare notes in person rather than always thru this and another site. So Concarne when you come, let us know where you will want to hang out, we can meet up for some drinks in Mombasa and/or Nairobi. You missed the point of the previous efforts to get across a message to you, which would have made it so much easier for us to communicate. Anyway lets meet when you come in February. Wsgsoon (will see you guys soon etc.).
Hi Waiyaki,
Great post. Can you provide me contacts for Priya or any good indian contacts. via PM
Thanks
[QUOTE=Waiyaki]I am an american citizen of african kenyan ethnic descent. I travel often on business for developed, emerging and frontier (emerging emerging) market funds scoping for opportunities in places such as Singapore, Hong Kong, Kenya, Ghana, South Africa, Indonesia, Egypt, Ethiopia etc. Since I am in a committed relationship gone are the days of sweet talking a girl and working the chase leaving a trail of evidence and unwrapped endings. As noted once somewhere in the forum mongering and paying the girl is not as much for her services but to ensure she leaves with the ends nicely tied up and I return to my usual life.[/quote]
[QUOTE=IvoryEbonyLover]Only 3 of us turned up, at Casaurina's in the afternoon. Me, Jfalcon and Jim_01. Later we hooked up (and the next day! ) at Cheers, Tembo and Casablanca. . Wsgsoon (will see you guys soon etc.).[/QUOTE]
Too bad. So what forum have Jfalcon and Jim_01 posted to?
[QUOTE=Concarne]I just went to the website. Looks very promising. Anyone here with personal experience with this service? Easy enough to find an agent to withdraw cash?
I will be using my usual account but I do want to have a separate fund flow to keep the added entertainment costs below the radar.
Thanks![/QUOTE]
Mpesa works fine. I live in South Africa and send money to my Kenyan girl friend in Uganda using Mpesa. Safaricom roams in SA which enables me to send an sms and in UG there are Mpesa outlets from where she can receive the cash. Whenever I am in Nairobi I make a deposit into my Mpesa account. It is a great piece of technology.
Con,
What date do you fly in? Your answer is to be found in my previous posting. Remove soon from the word with seven letters last sentence. Hope you bring the sun tan oil as its high summer here, sun is overhead. 95 degrees in Mombasa. You flying into Msa or Nbi?
Stranger78
I kept the contacts of her cousin, the other indian girl I had, on a separate (zain) sim card from my business (safaricom) card. The zaiin sim had my mongering contacts. When I left the country I disposed of the mongering card.
It is easy though to find these semi-pro girls. I use either the taxi network or a local business contact I feel comfortable with.
It has worked for me with :
Indian semi-pros like priya in Kenya
Lebanese semi-pro girls in Ghana
College semi pro girl in south africa (UCT or Stellenbosch - do not recall which one - that was a business contact)
etc
cheers
[QUOTE=Stranger78]Hi Waiyaki,
Great post. Can you provide me contacts for Priya or any good indian contacts. via PM
Thanks[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=IvoryEbonyLover]Con,
What date do you fly in? Your answer is to be found in my previous posting. Remove soon from the word with seven letters last sentence. Hope you bring the sun tan oil as its high summer here, sun is overhead. 95 degrees in Mombasa. You flying into Msa or Nbi?[/QUOTE]
Dude, send me a PM.
I am flying into Nairobi and hanging there and the Rift Valley for a couple of weeks. then onto MBA
Thot u knew that in this site one cannot PM unless one has sent a contribution to the running of the site, which I havent done. But I guess you can PM me. I will be in Nairobi 1st Feb then to Msa and prob to Tanzania for some days. But we will hook up once you are here if you PM me with your phone number or other contact. IEL.
I have been booked at Fairview Hotel and wonder if someone can clarify how girlfriendly it is. I see that one person wrote he brought back girls without problems (almost 2 years ago though), or do you have to pay the joiner fee which seems to be 50 USD most places (more than you pay the girl).
[QUOTE=Tim Bone]I have been booked at Fairview Hotel and wonder if someone can clarify how girlfriendly it is. I see that one person wrote he brought back girls without problems (almost 2 years ago though), or do you have to pay the joiner fee which seems to be 50 USD most places (more than you pay the girl).[/QUOTE]Tim,
The Fairview is a lovely hotel. Very suitable if you are bringing your wife and children on safari to Kenya. It is NOT suitable for serious mongering.
For serious fucking try the Parkside Hotel or Terminal Hotel. Trust me.
Take Care,
Donnachaa
Does any1 have any info as to where cialis can be obtained in nairobi?
Or an equally good alternative.
Exit Florida 1/madhouse, to your left, about 100yrds is a pharmacy, don`t recall the name. In one of my reports i believe i gave the details.
[QUOTE=Noddy]Exit Florida 1/madhouse, to your left, about 100yrds is a pharmacy, don`t recall the name. In one of my reports i believe i gave the details.[/QUOTE]Thanks dude!
Does one need a prescription?
I'll be touching down in a few months and boy oh boy will I have fun.
[QUOTE=Jerulez]Does one need a prescription?[/QUOTE]
Negative!..I think one can just about get any medication in most African countries without prescription.
Nairobi is great fun, do not be in a hurry to get to Mombasa. As payment for advice, a nice trip report with photos will suffice :D
Just go to any pharmacy and ask for it. Price about KSH 1700 for 3. No subscription is needed and the same applies to any other enhancers. Viagra 100mg was KSH 3400 for 4 (about US$ 42).
[QUOTE=Westcoast 1951]Just go to any pharmacy and ask for it. Price about KSH 1700 for 3. No subscription is needed and the same applies to any other enhancers. Viagra 100mg was KSH 3400 for 4 (about US$ 42).[/QUOTE]I've been taking VEGA 100 for 2 years now. It's generic SIDENAFIL 100mg tabs Made in India , and works exactly the same as the Pfizer product , except that it costs only a fraction of the real McCoy.
I pay 1,000 for a 4pak in pharmacies in the high rent districts of Mombasa and only between 400 and 600 in downmarket areas , as I discovered just the other day .
I've paid the same 1,000 in upmarket NBO areas but don't know how much less it might go for in the seedier neighborhoods.
[QUOTE=Noddy]Negative! I think one can just about get any medication in most African countries without prescription.[/QUOTE]Of course you can. Because you have been to most african countries innit?
The reason you can get drugs like viagra and cialis without prescription in most african countries is because for some bizarre reason they usually get a 'waiver'. Similar to aspirin. Other drugs like prescription antibiotics cannot be gotten hold of without medication.
Anyway, I've been hearing about the dangerous effects about some generics. Obviously I don't want to risk my life and more so my willy (which I hold more dear than my life). I don't want to spend loads on branded products if I can get quality reputable generic products at an OK price.
I haven't bought any enhancers before. I wanted to seek some advice about which ones can be found in nairobi and their effectiveness. A poster talked about 'vega' but that was in Mombasa.
[QUOTE=Jerulez]I haven't bought any enhancers before. I wanted to seek some advice about which ones can be found in nairobi and their effectiveness. A poster talked about 'vega' but that was in Mombasa.[/QUOTE]
More the reason why you should read the relevant Cialis thread, you can order them online through one of the links which is what i did. Delivery was within ten days and they are real effective enhancers. I normally halve the 20mg, still effective enough, you do not want them giving you such wood that you are prohibited from blowing your load, a tendency unfortunately at times.
Well this forum has been remarkably quiet recently.
Has nobody been mongering in Nairobi recently? ! Strange.
As Nairobi (IMHO) is one of the worlds' best spots for mongering. I would have expected a lot more action going on here!
Maybe its a sign of the times. Less business trips? Less cash for tourism? Mind you. Try and get a room in Nairobi next week for under $200. So many hotels are fully booked!
Anyway. Back to the real business.
I was recently in Nairobi for a few days. I had a busy schedule and so had no time to go out & monger. Just had to search some contacts & see what I could get.
Now my usual tool is AfroIntro. Which gives me tens of phone numbers. And again it was hard to make a choice.
Anyway. I gave K. A call. And 20 minutes later we were having a drink together, and 10 minutes after that we were back in my room.
Here is one of the pics that she had mailed me in advance.
Apologies. But I wasnt in the mood to take my own pics this time. K. Is 19. And seems more mature.
Has a pretty good body. Great boobs. Which she insists on getting full attention. Which was a bit boring. But I managed that ok.
Anyway a fun time was had by all.
Now. Afterwards. Walking her to her bus. What a gentleman I am. And she wouldn't accept "taxi money" from me. She made a slight detour. Supposedly to collect something from someone. Into an offstreet cyber cafe and lo & behold. I was taken to meet Mum and the Aunties!
Hmmmmm. Now I wasnt sure about that. Being paraded before Mum. And me still having the smell of her sweet pussy all over my face!
As it turned out. XXXXX was pretty cute herself. (maybe next time? )
But I kinda made a quick but polite exit.
All in all. She was pretty good.
Looks 9/10
GFE. 9/10. Although maybe too much GF!
Cost. One coffee
In the sack. 6/10. Too much of a taker not enough a giver
G.
[QUOTE=Gesheft]well this forum has been remarkably quiet recently.
Has nobody been mongering in Nairobi recently? ! Strange.
As Nairobi (IMHO) is one of the worlds' best spots for mongering. I would have expected a lot more action going on here!
Maybe its a sign of the times. Less business trips? Less cash for tourism? Mind you. Try and get a room in Nairobi next week for under $200. So many hotels are fully booked! [/QUOTE]Hey Gesheft, we all can't be world-traveler/mongerer like you--but we wish!
Any idea why hotels are booked up? Big conference in town?
Perhaps some more life will occur in this forum in the next month or more.
Hi All,
I will be in Nairobi next week and I am interested in finding a regular provider who can give a great massage and extras. I am happy to pay a little extra for quality. Please PM me with contact info. Many thanks.
MD
I am considering booking the Ngong Hills Hotel for my trip to Nairobi in August. Usually I stay at Fairview Hotel, which is very GFE (especially if you book First Class Rooms. They are located separately from the main building, far away from reception, so no "walk of shame", no registration or whatever).
However, Fairview Hotel is not the cheapest one (but excellent value for money). If you are on a business trip and your company pays for it, book First Class Room at Fairview Hotel and you are lucky.
Ngong Hills Hotel could be an interesting altenative to Fairview Hotel. Website looks nice and prices much lower than Fairview Hotel.
Guys, please share your experiences with Ngong Hills Hotel!
Thanks
Greetings to the board,
I am sorry to say that I have no experience with Ngong Hills Hotels.
I came across an Nairobi based spa called Oasis Dreams that requires a membership fee but is short on what those membership priveledges include - not sure if it is a scam. Has anyone used them?
I also made a massage spa visit to a place in Westlands Arcade that I would not recommend. Lousy massage, expensive, and not very friendly service even with my attempts at making small talk and charm. It was a Sunday afternoon so not sure if that is a factor with not much open.
Still looking for any recommendations for GFE massage - any suggestions out there? PM with details.
Cheers
MD
[QUOTE=Dzikusek]I am considering booking the Ngong Hills Hotel for my trip to Nairobi in August. Usually I stay at Fairview Hotel, which is very GFE (especially if you book First Class Rooms. They are located separately from the main building, far away from reception, so no "walk of shame", no registration or whatever).
However, Fairview Hotel is not the cheapest one (but excellent value for money). If you are on a business trip and your company pays for it, book First Class Room at Fairview Hotel and you are lucky.
Ngong Hills Hotel could be an interesting altenative to Fairview Hotel. Website looks nice and prices much lower than Fairview Hotel.
Guys, please share your experiences with Ngong Hills Hotel!
Thanks[/QUOTE]Ngong Hills is aight. Significantly lower in class than fairview so don't moan if you find that its not up to fairview standards. However it is common with old married men and their 'ndogo ndogos' (kenyan slang for mistress) so I'm guessing you'll fit in very well with the crowd
There's a few good nyama choma spots and some nice malls around. But some of my family lives around there so I wouldn't be caught dead with a ndogo ndogo, LOL
Tell the cabbie to take you to three wheels restaurant which is a few hundred yards away. You'll meet some nice women there. Women who aren't that into long term relationships if you know what I mean.
Jerulez, for your information, Three wheels has been pulled down. They are constructing something else there. Residential flats, shopping mall? Who knows?
Sorry that this is a question as opposed to information on the mongering scene. I'm planning to live in Nairobi for 6 months and am seeking advice on finding cheap accommodation for 6 months. What would be the monthly cost of getting a guesthouse that has a bathroom and running water and electricity most if not all the time or for renting a 1 bedroom flat? You can private message me to not waste space in this forum. I know from living in Ghana the challenge is finding the 'local' price instead of the 'foreign' price and having to avoid paying all 6 months up front. Any advice/contacts/websites/ would be greatly appreciated.
If I do make it to Nairobi I promise to make a contribution.
[QUOTE=Interracial]Sorry that this is a question as opposed to information on the mongering scene. I'm planning to live in Nairobi for 6 months and am seeking advice on finding cheap accommodation for 6 months. What would be the monthly cost of getting a guesthouse that has a bathroom and running water and electricity most if not all the time or for renting a 1 bedroom flat? You can private message me to not waste space in this forum. I know from living in Ghana the challenge is finding the 'local' price instead of the 'foreign' price and having to avoid paying all 6 months up front. Any advice/contacts/websites/ would be greatly appreciated.
If I do make it to Nairobi I promise to make a contribution.[/QUOTE]Look at the newspaper Daily Nation and at the message board of Nakumatt.
[QUOTE=Randy Candy]Yes, dildos are really liked. At least some educated women don't like to risk sex with those [B]many lazy Kenyans[/B] living on their pocket anymore and need some variation. My Mombasa girl now keeps it under her pillow always :)[/QUOTE]Errrmm dude, I hope you do know that there are 'many lazy kenyans' who post here. And guess what, they are the best go to guys about the 'good life' in Kenya.
A little bit of courtesy and common sense never killed anyone.
and guess what these 'lazy kenyans' have done (tongue in cheek)
peep this new site out. this guy must have really had some time on his hands. he's compiled an impressive list of escorts and brothels in 4 major towns in kenya. everything from black kenyan to arab to indian to west african ladies all to ready to please you.
[url]http://mazozo.com/[/url]
I will be in Nairobi early May for business. I'm staying at Hilton Hotel and was wondering if it's girl friendly place? Could you share girls contact details as well or best places to meet easy going ones?
It would be nice to meet some buddies as well! Anybody up for a beer on Sunday May 3?
Thanks
Hi guys,
I have two nights in Nairobi. What are the "sex-highlights" to visit, where to stay (GF friednly) and where to hang out in the evening after work?
Let me hear your opinions.
[QUOTE=October70]Hi guys,
I have two nights in Nairobi. What are the "sex-highlights" to visit, where to stay (GF friednly) and where to hang out in the evening after work?
Let me hear your opinions.[/QUOTE]Ask the cabbie to take you to three-eden in downtown nairobi. The area is a little seedy but its still safe.
Its got a big blue door and stairs that lead to what many men call heaven
i guarantee you've never seen women like this. You might even meet the off duty hotel manager and your boss there
Thanks for the suggestion.
What is three-eden which makes it so special?
[QUOTE=October70]Thanks for the suggestion.
What is three-eden which makes it so special?[/QUOTE]Its got a common-man's touch. They might be surprised to see a melanin-challenged person there but they'll still be friendly. As soon as you step in, you'll be welcomed by a number of damsels who will ask you what you want. There's all kind of girls there and you just take your pick
Give us a report when you pass through
I have found two very nice apartment hotels in Nairobi, take a look on [url]www.palacina.com[/url] and [url]www.naturaloak.co.ke[/url]
Both could be convenient for a mongering trip to Nairobi (my is planned for July / August 2009)
Does anybody know, are they GF?
Please share your experiences
Thanks
Does anyone know if Country Lodge is GF?
If not what are the alternatives without being too dodgy?
Thanks
Both are wonderful places. Palacina quite a bit more expensive. GF? Of course, its your apartment! For your purposes why not consider Kenya Comfort Suites. Less expensive, just book a double and no worries. About 3, 600 shillings for a double.
[QUOTE=Nguvu2]Both are wonderful places. Palacina quite a bit more expensive. GF? Of course, its your apartment! For your purposes why not consider Kenya Comfort Suites. Less expensive, just book a double and no worries. About 3, 600 shillings for a double.[/QUOTE]Of course kenya comfort is cool. Theres the one in hurlingham and the one in city center. I have stayed in the latter and it was good. Mad house is literally walking distance but I highly recommend that you pay the KShs 200 cab fare as walking these days in the city center at night is a terrible idea. And am a local so you can take my word to the treasury.
The hurlingham one is more pricey and gives you ready access to the numerous classy gals around the area. The inconvenience is that hurlingham is less centrally located hence you might travel longer and with traffic jams whereas the city center one you can walk during the day and travel any direction.
[QUOTE=Mukio]... And am a local so you can take my word to the treasury...
.[/QUOTE]
Mukio:
since you are a local guy and therewith an expert I would like to ask you the following question: how can one distinguish between a pro and a non-pro one meets let's say at Simmers or in Madhouse? All of them are pretty, expect some money - which is perfectly fine for me -, but nevertheless, are there from your point of view any indicators that help to differentiate between both groups? Whenever I am in Africa I am struggling namely with exactly this question!
I look forward to reading your opinion!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Mukio:
since you are a local guy and therewith an expert I would like to ask you the following question: how can one distinguish between a pro and a non-pro one meets let's say at Simmers or in Madhouse? All of them are pretty, expect some money - which is perfectly fine for me -, but nevertheless, are there from your point of view any indicators that help to differentiate between both groups? Whenever I am in Africa I am struggling namely with exactly this question!
I look forward to reading your opinion!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Pros will:
1. Have excessive make-up
2. Very revealing dresses
3. Try to make eye contact with you, wink, and in many cases come up to you and chat you up
In simmers and madhouse, if a woman isn't with a man or with a group of girlfriends, then she's a pro.
[QUOTE=Jerulez]Pros will:
1. Have excessive make-up
2. Very revealing dresses
3. Try to make eye contact with you, wink, and in many cases come up to you and chat you up
In simmers and madhouse, if a woman isn't with a man or with a group of girlfriends, then she's a pro.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for your opinion, brother! However, in this case there are a lot of pros hanging around, or am I wrong?
By the way, have you any idea how much the local guys pay for ST/LT? I suppose much less than foreigners like us?
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Am in Nairobi in a round 4 weeks time always have a great time but would love something wilder this time around maybe some group sex (I, m straight) anybody interested in doing some girl sharing!
I, m sure there are some girls around that would go for this.
Safado
In florida madhouse paying black mans 800kes for full night.
Schort thime is around 200kes to 500kes. (street situation. Koinanga street).
One mzungu can have it for 1000kes. But this is not for beginners (full night).
Beginners starting always from 2000kes end up.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]In florida madhouse paying black mans 800kes for full night.
Schort thime is around 200kes to 500kes. (street situation. Koinanga street).
One mzungu can have it for 1000kes. But this is not for beginners (full night).
Beginners starting always from 2000kes end up.[/QUOTE]
Willyboy:
indeed a great info! Good to have this benchmark!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Thanks for your opinion, brother! However, in this case there are a lot of pros hanging around, or am I wrong?
By the way, have you any idea how much the local guys pay for ST/LT? I suppose much less than foreigners like us?
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]I'll be down in July. I work in UK but im kenyan so i know places that are your wildest dreams.
Any one heard of a **** operating in Chiromo Road named Pam.
She is awesome.
Just ask for her when you are there.
[QUOTE=Safado Xxx]Am in Nairobi in a round 4 weeks time always have a great time but would love something wilder this time around maybe some group sex (I, m straight) anybody interested in doing some girl sharing!
I, m sure there are some girls around that would go for this.
Safado[/QUOTE]Sure you can holla at me when you get here.
PS: I'm also straight.
Nobody was visit place with name GOOD HOPE or GREEN LIGHTS (downtown)?
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Nobody was visit place with name GOOD HOPE or GREEN LIGHTS (downtown)?[/QUOTE]I know good hope. But you'd need a cabbie to take you there. Not even many nairobians know it.
i don't know of green lights but i know of modern green.
Greetings to all,
I stayed in Nairobi for awhile earlier in the year and plan to return in a couple of months. I am not an experienced monger; in fact, have a local girlfriend whom I spend most of my time with. Nevertheless, am sometimes interested in being touched by another woman and would like to find an effective method of finding some good masseuses. I have read some of the older posts with references to the major newspapers’ classified ads. These are apparently now gone. Other than just wandering around a general area, can someone provide information on how to find a good massage? Posting or private message would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks in advance. (I'm a new member. I’ll be happy to share information once I get up and going, so to speak.)
Cowperwood
[QUOTE=Jerulez]I know good hope. But you'd need a cabbie to take you there. Not even many nairobians know it.
i don't know of green lights but i know of modern green.[/QUOTE]It can by modern green, 24h open non stop.
[QUOTE=Jerulez]I know good hope. But you'd need a cabbie to take you there. Not even many nairobians know it.
I don't know of green lights but I know of modern green.[/QUOTE]In good hope. I was drinking one tusker with my taxidriver. But this is lokal bar. Plaese mzungu mans. Go not insite this bar. Terribel
[QUOTE=Mukio]Of course kenya comfort is cool. Theres the one in hurlingham and the one in city center. I have stayed in the latter and it was good. Mad house is literally walking distance but I highly recommend that you pay the KShs 200 cab fare as walking these days in the city center at night is a terrible idea. And am a local so you can take my word to the treasury.[/quote]Mukio,
During my recent stay in Nairobi I developed the opinion that the city center was the one place in greater Nairobi that I could walk around safely at night. It was well lighted and teeming with security guards. Granted, their primary concern is not your safety in that they are normally guarding something else, but at least their presence tends to discourage assaultive behavior. It was outside the city center that one seemed to be easy prey for the predators. Was I foolish?
Cowperwood
[QUOTE=Cowperwood]Greetings to all,
I have read some of the older posts with references to the major newspapers’ classified ads. These are apparently now gone.
Cowperwood[/QUOTE]They (classified) keep on disappearing every couple of years, then they more or less come back. One day they might just disappear for good. Classified were still there a few weeks ago, try to find a 2 to 3 month old paper. (yes, I know, not that easy to find.)
[QUOTE=Willyboy]In good hope. I was drinking one tusker with my taxidriver. But this is lokal bar. Plaese mzungu mans. Go not insite this bar. Terribel[/QUOTE]Willyboy, I am a local (black African), but I would not drink in that place. That's not a "local" bar, that's a gutter bar!
[QUOTE=Denis1960]They (classified) keep on disappearing every couple of years, then they more or less come back. One day they might just disappear for good. Classified were still there a few weeks ago, try to find a 2 to 3 month old paper. (yes, I know, not that easy to find.)[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info, Denis. Seems like slim pickin's on the massage front!
[QUOTE=Tonkazan]Willyboy, I am a local (black African), but I would not drink in that place. That's not a "local" bar, that's a gutter bar! [/QUOTE]If I now this situation bifore.than I was not visit insite.Only good to losed my underwaer. Socks. Schoes. More ordinaer is Inpossibel. Better florida madhouse. More expensif but more klass. Simmers is low klass also. But possible.
For those of you looking for massage, look no further
[url]http://mazozo.com/[/url]
Eat your hearts out. Its like a directory. Only difference is that its your willy rather than your finger that will do the walking.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]It can by modern green, 24h open non stop.[/QUOTE]
Modern Green in Lakema Road? Funny place, the other day around 1am there was a gorgeous petite girl outside about 21yo. She couldn't remember her number though. And I was on my way to Madhouse, coming from hotel Kipepeo in River Rd.
Only 2 blocks from the Hilton but this area has a terrible reputation.
I told the bouncer of Modern Green to give her my hotel number and call me when she's back.
On another night I went inside and talked to the bouncer for a bit. Some chick and the old man whose lap she was sitting on, fell down from a chair. They chuckled, pissed drunk, and continued their conversation on the floor. Like 3 min. later the bouncer finally told them to get up.
I forgot how drunk Kenyans like to get.
I also ventured into another disco thereabouts on the corner, second floor. It was huge, on a Sunday I think. I was the only white guy, but it was as if I was invisible. Weird, I left after finishing my drink. Was kinda boring.
[QUOTE=Jerulez]For those of you looking for massage, look no further
[url]http://mazozo.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
It's just tel. numbers? No other info?
Can anybody give advice where to find very good looking, classy girls in Nairobi? Money doesn't matter (up to a certain limit, of course...)
I know both Floridas well but I am a bit tired of them and would like to try
something new.
Any advice (preferably from a local guy) will be very appreciated.
Massage services;
The most info about a massage provider you can hope to get is a phone number, when you call the girl will direct you where to go. Most are in city center, or Ngara, and service hours usually end at 6-7pm. The local paper Daily Nation is available in PDF format online, and includes the classifieds, but you need to get a username and password, which may take some time, but its free. The massage ads appear under "beauty" or even "Hair-Dresser" section, all those are massage ads, no hair saloon in Nairobi I know would pay for the classifieds.
Regarding street girls, they can be found plenty on Westlands rd, it stretches between Woodvale grove in Westlands, upto Museum hill, if you are using a local Taxi, have the driver take you to Galileo night club, its right at the beginning of the zone that this girls walk. A word of caution, there are uniformed and armed police officers patroling this road, as well as Chiromo lane etc, and being Kenya Police, they can confront you as you pick up a girl, so take your time, and another thing better take the girls to a hotel, or a place you have picked up before-hand. I have heard stories of people trying to do it in the car at a garage after giving the security guard some money, then end up getting busted by the police.
Keep it safe gentlemen
Lm
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[QUOTE=Dzikusek]Can anybody give advice where to find very good looking, classy girls in Nairobi? Money doesn't matter (up to a certain limit, of course...)
I know both Floridas well but I am a bit tired of them and would like to try
something new.
Any advice (preferably from a local guy) will be very appreciated.[/QUOTE]If you need help in Nairobi to find nice girls, then many thinks is wrong with yourself.
More simple is inpossible.
[QUOTE=Dzikusek]Can anybody give advice where to find very good looking, classy girls in Nairobi? Money doesn't matter (up to a certain limit, of course...)
I know both Floridas well but I am a bit tired of them and would like to try
something new.
Any advice (preferably from a local guy) will be very appreciated.[/QUOTE]Shame on you sir.
How dare you say that the great country of Kenya is lacking in nubile beauties. Why, the bold and innovative have even put it online for you! That way you don't have to leave the comfort of your sofa....
[url]http://kenyaraha.net/index.aspx?AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1[/url]
[url]http://www.kenya4.com/laid.htm[/url]
and a pictorial directory...
[url]http://nudekenya.com/index.aspx[/url]
[QUOTE=LynnMan]Massage services;
The most info about a massage provider you can hope to get is a phone number, when you call the girl will direct you where to go. Most are in city center, or Ngara, and service hours usually end at 6-7pm. The local paper Daily Nation is available in PDF format online, and includes the classifieds, but you need to get a username and password, which may take some time, but its free. The massage ads appear under "beauty" or even "Hair-Dresser" section, all those are massage ads, no hair saloon in Nairobi I know would pay for the classifieds.
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Thanks to LynnMan and Jerulez for writing on this topic.
On the mozozo.com referenced by Jerulez, the downside is that there was no information other than phone numbers and one doesn’t know whether these are even current. The upside is that there were at least phone numbers, so, lacking everything else, one could begin there.
On the Daily Nation classifieds referenced by LynnMan, I spent some time creating a user ID (actually two, one for their digital version) and finally tracked down the classifieds on the digital newspaper. Alas, nothing contained therein could be discerned as massage. No health or beauty or hair-dresser salons or anything else that I could remotely connect to massage service. I am concluding that these have been taken out of the major newspapers as has been reported earlier on this forum.
I guess the only thing to do is hit the pavement and start scouting around. Which is what I’ll do when I return to Nairobi later this year. If I find anything worthwhile, I’ll post it. If anyone has anything else on massage services, please enlighten us.
[QUOTE=Cowperwood]Thanks to LynnMan and Jerulez for writing on this topic.
On the mozozo.com referenced by Jerulez, the downside is that there was no information other than phone numbers and one doesn’t know whether these are even current. The upside is that there were at least phone numbers, so, lacking everything else, one could begin there.
On the Daily Nation classifieds referenced by LynnMan, I spent some time creating a user ID (actually two, one for their digital version) and finally tracked down the classifieds on the digital newspaper. Alas, nothing contained therein could be discerned as massage. No health or beauty or hair-dresser salons or anything else that I could remotely connect to massage service. I am concluding that these have been taken out of the major newspapers as has been reported earlier on this forum.
I guess the only thing to do is hit the pavement and start scouting around. Which is what I’ll do when I return to Nairobi later this year. If I find anything worthwhile, I’ll post it. If anyone has anything else on massage services, please enlighten us.[/QUOTE]I've called some of the numbers in the mozozo website. Trust me they are current - especially the nairobi ones. Try the UG/Rwandese one. The number is active and the place is open 24/7. Just write down the directions they give you, give them to a cabbie and he'll take you there
Also the numbers in kenya4.com are active
How long will you be in kenya?
[QUOTE=Jerulez]Shame on you sir.
How dare you say that the great country of Kenya is lacking in nubile beauties. Why, the bold and innovative have even put it online for you! That way you don't have to leave the comfort of your sofa....
[url]http://kenyaraha.net/index.aspx?AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1[/url]
[url]http://www.kenya4.com/laid.htm[/url]
and a pictorial directory...
[url]http://nudekenya.com/index.aspx[/url][/QUOTE]
Interesting sites.
He however stated that he was looking classy ladies which isn't the same as nubile beauties. Having had big drunk mama's bother me more than once I know it's not always as easy to find the cute ones, let alone classy.
About that last site, are they surely all Kenian? I can spot 2 US girls at the bottom row.
I love black girls and have dated lots of Kenyan girls in Europe. 1 of July om going to africa and Kenya for the first time. Have lots of telephonenumbers from girls on afrointro, but still would like some advice. What clubs in Nairobi has the most and beautfull girls, maybe from different tribes? (Actually love that Kalenjintribe). Would appreciate any advice.
[QUOTE=Jaynock78]I love black girls and have dated lots of Kenyan girls in Europe. 1 of July om going to africa and Kenya for the first time. Have lots of telephonenumbers from girls on afrointro, but still would like some advice. What clubs in Nairobi has the most and beautfull girls, maybe from different tribes? (Actually love that Kalenjintribe). Would appreciate any advice.[/QUOTE]Well Florida 2000 (Madhouse) near the market and New Florida 2000 are safe bets. F1 and F2
There is also an F3 in the same building as F2 which is a strip club. There is not a lot of nudity though, and the lap dance aren't all that and will cost you 2000k. But it has a good atmosphere and the girls are friendly (although take care of your drink, one of the girls told me to stay alert) so as a place to get some drinks before F2 get's filled is a good idea.
In F2 they have a dance group. One of the girls name is Yvonne. Tall with a great ass and body. She is available.
I also went to Gypsy Bar in Westlands. Great with some knock outs. Seemed a little higher class of girls and guys.
I stayed in Meridian Court Hotel which is very central and the rooms are big. You get a living room and one sleeping room for about 7000k for a double. If you book a single they will charge you extra with no further hassle. They now the game. There is a swimming pool on top of the hotel. They had great Indian food. I bargained the room down to 5500 for a double for 10 days. Could have gone lower I think.
I would stay there again, but it is a little expensive. Does anyone know of any better deals? Next time I would prefer an apartment, where I could come and go as I like with no further hassle. Been searching the net, and found a place called High Point Hotel that supposedly have some apartments: [url]http://www.highpointcourt.com/[/url]
Other places: [url]http://www.travel-library.com/apartments/africa/kenya/nairobi/[/url]
Any suggestions and info would be highly appreciated.
[QUOTE=Screwed Up]Interesting sites.
He however stated that he was looking classy ladies which isn't the same as nubile beauties. Having had big drunk mama's bother me more than once I know it's not always as easy to find the cute ones, let alone classy.
About that last site, are they surely all Kenian? I can spot 2 US girls at the bottom row.[/QUOTE]Thanks for pointing that out.
I hadn't clicked at the 'models' tab before. I just did and shock on me!!! I could recognize half of those girls from american porn movies.
I think its prolly a stunt by some shrewd college kid in kenya. Gotta give him props though. Stick to Kenya4.com. Its reliable and the best known kenyan website that lists escorts. Mazozo is pretty nice too. I was in kenya last summer and i came over with some ex-uni pals who wanted to get 'groovy'. I hit up the site, got some numbers and drove my pals there.
With class, its simple - you get what you pay for. I know places in west nairobi where escorts charge $150 for a pop. Yes they're classy but you pay through your nose.
Jamjam,
What's your budget? I know a place in Ngara that charges 2K per night. Nice, clean, hot showers with a decent restaurant. Its about 10 minutes drive from the CBD.
[QUOTE=Jerulez]Thanks for pointing that out.
I hadn't clicked at the 'models' tab before. I just did and shock on me!!! I could recognize half of those girls from american porn movies.
I think its prolly a stunt by some shrewd college kid in kenya. Gotta give him props though. Stick to Kenya4.com. Its reliable and the best known kenyan website that lists escorts. Mazozo is pretty nice too. I was in kenya last summer and i came over with some ex-uni pals who wanted to get 'groovy'. I hit up the site, got some numbers and drove my pals there.
With class, its simple - you get what you pay for. I know places in west nairobi where escorts charge $150 for a pop. Yes they're classy but you pay through your nose.
Jamjam,
What's your budget? I know a place in Ngara that charges 2K per night. Nice, clean, hot showers with a decent restaurant. Its about 10 minutes drive from the CBD.[/QUOTE]When kenya visiters will andestand that kenya workers (90 procent from workers) have only 3to 5 dollar /day.300 to 500 kes/day. One man in florida told my that Hi pay 800kes/full night. Hi ask my. Howmatch for you. I say maby 2000kes. His answer. You must by one miljoenaer end you distroy the market prices. O. K guys.2000kes/full night. This is the price for mzungu. If you pay more. You make market prices end. Wath girls asking is not inportent. Kenya persons ask for evry servis 3thimes tomatch for mzungu. If taximan say 1000kes.300kes will by enough. Al kenya persons is bizzy with this for evry servis. For kenya persons. Mzungu is ATM machine.
Inportent for kenya. Laern the prices. For this you need many visits.
Its amazing my friends.
I registered to this site and since then I got the girls as much as i wanted.
Just posted my profile there and they came all over me non-stop after a nice and polite chat on line you can get their number and set up a date.
They are not stunners but some are real good looking.
For sure they are not working girls.
They never ask for payment - they will always wait to get some on their leave.
You should try it - it works all over Africa
[QUOTE=Jerulez]Thanks for pointing that out.
Jamjam,
What's your budget? I know a place in Ngara that charges 2K per night. Nice, clean, hot showers with a decent restaurant. Its about 10 minutes drive from the CBD.[/QUOTE]I can go up to about 5k I would say. It depends of the quality. (would prefer a swimming pool, but it's not the most important thing) What I am looking for is a place where girls can come and go without anyone noticing/caring (no family hotel/place if you understand what I mean).
I guess CBD is central Nairobi?
Gentlemen:
I was wondering if someone could edify me on what is required as far as carrying identification outside one's abode. Would like to comply with the letter of the law if possible so as to avoid giving any possible excuses to a policeman in search of potential prey. (Interestingly, I noted in the Mozambique thread a chap was busted for carrying too many photocopies of his passport, that number being two.) I normally leave the passport at home and carry my U.S. driver's license only.
Any information on the actual rules would be most appreciated.
Cowperwood
[QUOTE=Zamziv]Its amazing my friends.
I registered to this site and since then I got the girls as much as I wanted.
Just posted my profile there and they came all over me non-stop after a nice and polite chat on line you can get their number and set up a date.
They are not stunners but some are real good looking.
For sure they are not working girls.
They never ask for payment. They will always wait to get some on their leave.
You should try it. It works all over Africa[/QUOTE]The last 3 jaers. I did meeting with more than 300 afro girls.
-this girls are more terribel about money than disco girls. But about matrial thinks. Dvd, tv, parfum, paying rent. You will losed 3 thimes more money than disco girls.
Only if you make fake with this girls. You promisd to married. Invitation to your country. Than the girl maby sleep with your for free
Evry mzungu coming to kenya with 50 phone nummers from this girls in his pokket end the girls writing with 100 mzungu in her yahoo mail.
Girls taking this system. To have anater way than disco prostitution. But with same distination. Money.
This girls will go with you from supermarket to supermarket.
If you will visit Kenya for sex. Verget this system.
The girls from afro having olso kids end this kids need schoolfees
During my last visit in Nairobi. I try to meet girl from THIKA (50km) I was sitting 3h in matatu. The girl pick not up her phone if I was in thika end the day bifore I was making appointment. If you don't now Kenya (the way) than normal meeting is inpossibel. Maby only meeting in your hotel.
Somethimes you make appointment end girls not coming. Somethimes make agreement met taxi end fake the price to 20 thimes higher than normal.
Good advies. Verget afro.
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]I can go up to about 5k I would say. It depends of the quality. (would prefer a swimming pool, but it's not the most important thing) What I am looking for is a place where girls can come and go without anyone noticing/caring (no family hotel/place if you understand what I mean).
I guess CBD is central Nairobi?[/QUOTE]Yeah. CBD is central business district. Most hotels in the CBD are quite expensive and the cheap ones are horrible. Those with swimming pools are quite pricey. I'd advice you to book a cheap hotel and then go to a hotel with a swimming pool in the afternoon where you can also eat your lunch.
Ngara is like nairobi's red light district. So no-one will really bother who you bring to your room - infact they'd be quite surprised if you sleep by yourself. My pick would be seldom hotel on muranga road in ngara. Its cheap (Ł35 per night, double bed), hot electric showers, clean, restaurant and its a 10 minute drive from the city. A cabbie should charge you about 300-500ksh to get there.
[quote]When kenya visiters will andestand that kenya workers (90 procent from workers) have only 3to 5 dollar /day.300 to 500 kes/day. One man in florida told my that Hi pay 800kes/full night. Hi ask my. Howmatch for you. I say maby 2000kes. His answer. You must by one miljoenaer end you distroy the market prices. O. K guys.2000kes/full night. This is the price for mzungu. If you pay more. You make market prices end. Wath girls asking is not inportent. Kenya persons ask for evry servis 3thimes tomatch for mzungu. If taximan say 1000kes.300kes will by enough. Al kenya persons is bizzy with this for evry servis. For kenya persons. Mzungu is ATM machine.[/quote]Willyboy,
First of all, your claim that 90% of kenyans 3-5 dollars is false!! I don't know where you pull your facts from.
Second of all, just because someone earns a little money doesn't mean that you should squeeze them more by paying less. Sure, almost everything is to be bargained for in kenya but you must have a sense of humanism and understand that you may be the only client that day for a porter or cab driver. If a cabbie tells me 1000 kshs, i might ask them to knock off 200 and we settle at 900. You have to remember that he has to survive and that many things such as education and healthcare have to be paid for unlike in europe.
Greetings:
I will be coming to Nairobi for 1 month in September. I would like to find a hotel that would offer a discount if one stays for a month and puts all the money upfront or at least each week in advance in cash. If anyone knows of the name and phone number of hotels that would be willing to give a discount of under $500 u.s. per month like this please let send me a PM or posting. The Terminal Hotel offers rooms at 1900 k per night but I can't reach them on the phone to see if they would offer a discount. I'm assuming a discount is possible since rooms could be vacant and they get nothing but this assumption might be wrong. As for apartments, most expect at least 2 months payment upfront so that's out of the question but let me know if you know of any apartments that might accept 1 month payment instead of having the apartment vacant for 1 month.
Thanks.
Interracial
[QUOTE=Zamziv]Its amazing my friends.
For sure they are not working girls...They never ask for payment - they will always wait to get some on their leave...
[/QUOTE]
Zamziv:
and how much did you finally pay when they left?
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Zamziv:
and how much did you finally pay when they left?
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Workinggirls are more hungry for money than disco girls This girls cost more about supermarket than one girl from disco Pay to the point. By not bizzy with girls from datingsite.
Evry person in Kenya is hungry about money. Workinggirls are not special Only love is for free. All the rest. More money. More money.
[QUOTE=Jerulez]Yeah. CBD is central business district. Most hotels in the CBD are quite expensive and the cheap ones are horrible. Those with swimming pools are quite pricey. I'd advice you to book a cheap hotel and then go to a hotel with a swimming pool in the afternoon where you can also eat your lunch.
Ngara is like nairobi's red light district. So no-one will really bother who you bring to your room. Infact they'd be quite surprised if you sleep by yourself. My pick would be seldom hotel on muranga road in ngara. Its cheap (Ł35 per night, double bed), hot electric showers, clean, restaurant and its a 10 minute drive from the city. A cabbie should charge you about 300-500ksh to get there.
Willyboy,
First of all, your claim that 90% of kenyans 3-5 dollars is false! I don't know where you pull your facts from.
Second of all, just because someone earns a little money doesn't mean that you should squeeze them more by paying less. Sure, almost everything is to be bargained for in kenya but you must have a sense of humanism and understand that you may be the only client that day for a porter or cab driver. If a cabbie tells me 1000 kshs, I might ask them to knock off 200 and we settle at 900. You have to remember that he has to survive and that many things such as education and healthcare have to be paid for unlike in europe.[/QUOTE]After 19 visits in Kenya in last 3 jaers. I laern mutch
If I am in Kenya. Than I will pay Kenya prices. Evry price wath mzungu ask in Kenya is minumum 66 procent overpriced. National sport from Kenya persons to mzungus. Only in nakumatt supermarkt. Al is ok. Not possibel to buy newspaper for the kenya prices. Not one waiter give you money back after paying the bill. About taxi. Ok 1500kes from airport. It will by 1200kes. But about salery 3 to 5 dollar for persons without diplome About 10.000kes/month
I will not sitting 8h in aircraft end pay lot of money for my tiket end hotel end than prices like in EU. This type of discussion coming very often end never have good end. I will give 10 procent tipmoney for all my bills. But this is the limit for my.
[QUOTE=Interracial]Greetings:
I will be coming to Nairobi for 1 month in September. I would like to find a hotel that would offer a discount if one stays for a month and puts all the money upfront or at least each week in advance in cash. If anyone knows of the name and phone number of hotels that would be willing to give a discount of under $500 u.s. per month like this please let send me a PM or posting. The Terminal Hotel offers rooms at 1900 k per night but I can't reach them on the phone to see if they would offer a discount. I'm assuming a discount is possible since rooms could be vacant and they get nothing but this assumption might be wrong. As for apartments, most expect at least 2 months payment upfront so that's out of the question but let me know if you know of any apartments that might accept 1 month payment instead of having the apartment vacant for 1 month.
Thanks.
Interracial[/QUOTE]For what it's worth, my experience with an apartment is consistent with your view: a couple months' deposit upfront. In addition, it was difficult to get the deposit back when I left. Finally did, but had to work like mad.
[QUOTE=Jerulez]Yeah. CBD is central business district. Most hotels in the CBD are quite expensive and the cheap ones are horrible. Those with swimming pools are quite pricey. I'd advice you to book a cheap hotel and then go to a hotel with a swimming pool in the afternoon where you can also eat your lunch.
Ngara is like nairobi's red light district. So no-one will really bother who you bring to your room - infact they'd be quite surprised if you sleep by yourself. My pick would be seldom hotel on muranga road in ngara. Its cheap (Ł35 per night, double bed), hot electric showers, clean, restaurant and its a 10 minute drive from the city. A cabbie should charge you about 300-500ksh to get there.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip! You stated previously that you knew of a good place. Mind sharing the name of the hotel?
Still interested in trying out an apartment, so if anyone have any opinions about this it would be much appreciated :)
Thanks for that. I guess my only other option is to see if a hotel like Terminal is willing to give me a discount if I pay a month upfront and they know that some rooms may be vacant. If they are at 100% capacity everyday then I'm 'toast'. Let me know if you know of any hotels that are willing to give a discount if you pay a month upfront or, even better, pay just a week at a time upfront.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]After 19 visits in Kenya in last 3 jaers. I laern mutch
If I am in Kenya. Than I will pay Kenya prices. Evry price wath mzungu ask in Kenya is minumum 66 procent overpriced. National sport from Kenya persons to mzungus. Only in nakumatt supermarkt. Al is ok. Not possibel to buy newspaper for the kenya prices. Not one waiter give you money back after paying the bill. About taxi. Ok 1500kes from airport. It will by 1200kes. But about salery 3 to 5 dollar for persons without diplome About 10.000kes/month
I will not sitting 8h in aircraft end pay lot of money for my tiket end hotel end than prices like in EU. This type of discussion coming very often end never have good end. I will give 10 procent tipmoney for all my bills. But this is the limit for my.[/QUOTE]You stated that 90% of kenyan people earn 10,000 Kshs. That sir, is a lie. In Jay-Z's words 'We don't believe you, you need more people'
Secondly, you base your experience on 19 visits in 3 years. I base my experience on 18 years of living in kenya. Everyone irrespective of their race will receive an inflated price. They call it 'bei ya kuongea' which is 'price that is to be negotiated'. Undercutting a seller and forcing him to receive less than 60% of what he asks for is nothing short of evil. Normal custom is to ask for a 20-30% price cut.
Jamjam,
The hotel is called seldom hotel and its on muranga road. There are also a couple of decent hotels on muranga road. Other hotels below:
Impala hotel
[url]http://www.travellerspoint.com/accommodation/9896-Impala-Hotel/[/url]
Mooreland hotel (in ngara)
[url]http://www.travellerspoint.com/accommodation/9902-Mooreland-Hotel/[/url]
[QUOTE=Jerulez]You stated that 90% of kenyan people earn 10,000 Kshs. That sir, is a lie. In Jay-Z's words 'We don't believe you, you need more people'
Secondly, you base your experience on 19 visits in 3 years. I base my experience on 18 years of living in kenya. Everyone irrespective of their race will receive an inflated price. They call it 'bei ya kuongea' which is 'price that is to be negotiated'. Undercutting a seller and forcing him to receive less than 60% of what he asks for is nothing short of evil. Normal custom is to ask for a 20-30% price cut.
Jamjam,
The hotel is called seldom hotel and its on muranga road. There are also a couple of decent hotels on muranga road. Other hotels below:
Impala hotel
[url]http://www.travellerspoint.com/accommodation/9896-Impala-Hotel/[/url]
Mooreland hotel (in ngara)
[url]http://www.travellerspoint.com/accommodation/9902-Mooreland-Hotel/[/url][/QUOTE]I am not surpriced that you write if person 18 jaers living in kenya ...you becaim same blod
Would it be correct to say that both of you have valid points? That is, a tourist that is not familiar with the local prices will negotiate and agree to a price much higher that what a local may pay. It is only good business for the seller to get the highest price they can get. But if this tourist knows what the local price is (e.g. apartments in Nairobi DO rent for 300 to 400 u.s. per month) then a landlord who tries to get a rent over 400 u.s. is over-charging, whether that person is a local or tourist, not so?
In Ghana if I didn't have a local negotiating in my absence I always was overcharged but, in the end, once I knew the local price I would just give it to him without any questions. Not sure how safe that is in Nairobi but in Accra I never had any violent reactions, only verbal complaining in front of my Ghanaian wife.
[QUOTE=Interracial]Would it be correct to say that both of you have valid points? That is, a tourist that is not familiar with the local prices will negotiate and agree to a price much higher that what a local may pay. It is only good business for the seller to get the highest price they can get. But if this tourist knows what the local price is (e.g. apartments in Nairobi DO rent for 300 to 400 u.s. per month) then a landlord who tries to get a rent over 400 u.s. is over-charging, whether that person is a local or tourist, not so?
In Ghana if I didn't have a local negotiating in my absence I always was overcharged but, in the end, once I knew the local price I would just give it to him without any questions. Not sure how safe that is in Nairobi but in Accra I never had any violent reactions, only verbal complaining in front of my Ghanaian wife.[/QUOTE]Kibaki end riali. Salery. More than 20.000 EURO/month. But look KIBERA SLUMS. Many persons can not pay 10 euro for smal roof.
I discovered this beautiful web application. It's a map of Nairobi (or anyone else you type) and show the exact location of everything of interest in Nairobi.
Including.
Wait for it.
A little longer.
Brothels! Unbelievable! Really helpful and not only for mongering purposes.
Question: If I stay at a hotel without pool, will I be able to use pool at other hotels?
[QUOTE=Interracial]Would it be correct to say that both of you have valid points? That is, a tourist that is not familiar with the local prices will negotiate and agree to a price much higher that what a local may pay. It is only good business for the seller to get the highest price they can get. But if this tourist knows what the local price is (e.g. apartments in Nairobi DO rent for 300 to 400 u.s. per month) then a landlord who tries to get a rent over 400 u.s. is over-charging, whether that person is a local or tourist, not so?
In Ghana if I didn't have a local negotiating in my absence I always was overcharged but, in the end, once I knew the local price I would just give it to him without any questions. Not sure how safe that is in Nairobi but in Accra I never had any violent reactions, only verbal complaining in front of my Ghanaian wife.[/QUOTE]I've seen some of the prices that willyboy is talking about and quite frankly, they're about the same prices i know locals receive. For instance, a nairobi local can get charged up to 2000kshs for a ST by a pro in simmers/madhouse/florida. If you're a regular, you might get 1000kshs. In the outskirts of the city, you'll get ST for 300-500kshs but the girls aren't skilled, are older, are from the countryside and are sorely lacking in the looks department - so its your choice.
Willyboy argues that since the effective minimum wage is $5 per day (since he works in Kenya statistics board) then the kenyan pros should ideally receive $5 - $10. Thats like me going to see a pro here in the UK who usually charge Ł70 for a 30 min session and demanding that she lower her price to Ł10 because the national minimum wage is Ł5.80.
Im all for bargaining. But Im also human. So I wouldn't want to sqeeze a poor person to the point that it becomes futile for them to operate. These pros aren't trying to buy gucci shoes or crack like the european ones.They're simply trying to eat and pay rent.
Willyboy on the other hand seems intent to be the german darth vader
[QUOTE=Jerulez]I've seen some of the prices that willyboy is talking about and quite frankly, they're about the same prices i know locals receive. For instance, a nairobi local can get charged up to 2000kshs for a ST by a pro in simmers / madhouse/florida. If you're a regular, you might get 1000kshs. In the outskirts of the city, you'll get ST for 300-500kshs but the girls aren't skilled, are older, are from the countryside and are sorely lacking in the looks department - so its your choice.
Willyboy argues that since the effective minimum wage is $5 per day (since he works in Kenya statistics board) then the kenyan pros should ideally receive $5 - $10. Thats like me going to see a pro here in the UK who usually charge Ł70 for a 30 min session and demanding that she lower her price to Ł10 because the national minimum wage is Ł5.80.
Im all for bargaining. But Im also human. So I wouldn't want to sqeeze a poor person to the point that it becomes futile for them to operate. These pros aren't trying to buy gucci shoes or crack like the european ones.They're simply trying to eat and pay rent.
Willyboy on the other hand seems intent to be the german darth vader[/QUOTE]My friend. I am not from Germany.
You can not compare EU prices end services in EU end Kenya. Big misthake. To start explain this for you. I will not invest my thime end you will never andestand.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]After 19 visits in Kenya in last 3 jaers. I laern mutch
If I am in Kenya. Than I will pay Kenya prices. Evry price wath mzungu ask in Kenya is minumum 66 procent overpriced. National sport from Kenya persons to mzungus. Only in nakumatt supermarkt. Al is ok. Not possibel to buy newspaper for the kenya prices. Not one waiter give you money back after paying the bill. About taxi. Ok 1500kes from airport. It will by 1200kes. But about salery 3 to 5 dollar for persons without diplome About 10.000kes/month
I will not sitting 8h in aircraft end pay lot of money for my tiket end hotel end than prices like in EU. This type of discussion coming very often end never have good end. I will give 10 procent tipmoney for all my bills. But this is the limit for my.[/QUOTE]Not just Mzungus Willy boy, anybody who is percieved to be well off financially is 'national sport'. So you can include the Asians, Africans and Arabs who are not as street wise as you are. The most expensive women however are the wives. In some countries she can legally take off with half your property while you watch. I dont think Kenyan women in general have reached there yet.
[QUOTE=Enzo 2009]Not just Mzungus Willy boy, anybody who is percieved to be well off financially is 'national sport'. So you can include the Asians, Africans and Arabs who are not as street wise as you are. The most expensive women however are the wives. In some countries she can legally take off with half your property while you watch. I dont think Kenyan women in general have reached there yet.[/QUOTE]I must say. Agry
In 1995 my ex wife was not thaking half. But all. Only my underwaer not. Maby I was playing tomutch
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]I discovered this beautiful web application. It's a map of Nairobi (or anyone else you type) and show the exact location of everything of interest in Nairobi.
Including.
Wait for it.
A little longer.
Brothels! Unbelievable! Really helpful and not only for mongering purposes.
Question: If I stay at a hotel without pool, will I be able to use pool at other hotels?[/QUOTE]I posted a link with this post I think. Will try again.
[url]http://wikimapia.org/#lat=-1.2821176&lon=36.8233716&z=17&l=0&m=a&v=2&search=nairobi%20clubs[/url]
Ok, to turn away from a pissing match about economics and to return the thread to what we can all agree on. Monger-hunting!
I live in Nairobi NOW, have been here for 3 months, and will be here for at least one year. I work right smack in centre of town. In the area just east of Moi Ave, behind the National Archives building.
I am offering to the ISG/another forum communities my on-the-ground, eyewitness accounts of life and especially mongering in NBO. Post your questions/comments and I'll try to follow 'them up. I can't promise the quickest response, as I actually have a daily job and Internet access can be tricky here, but I'll do my best.
I do not live the true expat lifestyle (we could discuss what this means in a separate thread), as I commute to work/home via matatus, I work ONLY with the average jane/joe Kenyans, I eat, sleep and party with mostly Kenyans, and I live in area (near Kangemi) with 99.9% Kenyans. I have lived & worked in Kenya before--again at the grassroots level--so there's (few things) nothing you can tell me that I haven't personally experienced, seen or heard about life in Kenya at all stratas of economic or social.
Back to the fun. I see lovely ladies every single day especially around my work neighborhood, and in 3 months have had more p*ssy than in 3 years in NYC, in 2 cases for "free" (better to say, "for services 'in-kind').-plus I have a regular girlfriend! Yes, non-pro's ARE "easy" to get here if you're a foreigner.- and w/o having to 'compensate' at wazungu rates-- but there are a few approaches to use to keep yourself safe, and to reduce/prevent situations where the lady either is growing annoying, or falls "in love" (I. E. Wants you to take her to the West). My hope is that we'll all discuss workable methods as this thread grows.
I'll start, in a separate post.
I was thinking about how the tourist-mongerer, with only limited time, could actually hook up with a Kenyan lady who [i]: gasp: [/i] actually has to work everyday. As a working-stiff myself, I follow this approach and it has been working for me:
- Let's shape the scenario that you're in Nairobi (but all advice applies in towns and cities in Kenya), strolling around, on the monger-hunt. You see a lady you're interested in and you want to start the chase.
- First advice, the Golden Rule, at least in Kenya, it's been written many times before: you have to treat the average Kenyan lady as if she is or will be your girlfriend.
You just wanna fuck? Go to F2 or even Simmers. Otherwise, keep the philosophy GFE = Girl-friendly Experience. Even walaya are 'saved' on Sundays!
This applies to the ladies who work in offices, to the college students, to that (probable high-school drop-out) sweety who works in a little shop. Even simple shop girls are either educated or worldly enough to know about how Sex 'in' The City works, and even if they don't have a lot of personal experience in that area (and you will find many that are not, no matter how sexy they look), they are curious and often eager to experiment. So this means you have to be nice, flirt, tell her jokes get her to laugh. Show her your interest, and she will notice quickly.
- In general.
Ensure the lady is alone. You don't wanna have to subsidies her and her friends. Remember, you're a hunter, separate your prey from the pack!
It's easiest to meet a lady in the shop/office/etc than on the street, as this assures you that she's actually employeed and (hopefully) a non-pro. Plus, it gives her a comfort zone in which to talk with you.
Remember that she's actually working, so make your moves quickly and politely. Don't ask her for a date right there, especially if co-workers or boss is around. Don't co-opt her time from other customers, just wait to the side patiently, let her finish her work, then keep flirting. Your hanging round assures her that you are interested. If it is obvious she's not interested, just move on. I once had a girl start spouting religious nonsense, I quickly got outta there. As a hunter, you can't wait time!
- Next step, make up some excuse to get her mobile number--as quickly as possible. This way, you can start 'chatting her up' and hopefully soon making rendezvous. Two techniques I've used.
-- I was flirting with a worker in a restaurant, and she was definitely responding. I happen to notice they had those useless customer response surveys. I filled it out--with my mobile number!. And gave it directly to the lady, and told her to call me so I could discuss "other comments" I had about my dining experience. Now she didn't call me {more about that in the next item}, so next day I went to the restaurant, found her, told her that because she didn't call me, she had to give me her number so that I could call her. She did not hestitate in giving me her number, and a hook-up was completed in just a few days.
-- I was in a cybercafe and saw a real stunner. She wasn't working there but she was alone. I waited a bit then switched my station to sit next to her. After a minute, I said Hello, to her, and asked her if she could give me advice about pictures I had on Flickr of my home back in NYC. To a Kenyan: (Foreigner + Western home)=Jackpot. To us monger-hunters: (Stunner + pictures of home in the West)=Trap-Set-Captured. This meeting lead to a soda and some small talk, her number, and that Friday a nice at-home hook-up.
- Something important to remember about phone calls, be prepared to do most of the calling and texting. Kenyans/Africans are always trying to save money, so as the mzungu you have to initiate & make most calls. And get someone to explain to you what "flashing" means!
- Don't let the girl play games with you: If you call/SMS her and she doesn't pick up after 2 separate calls/texts, then dump her and move on to another lady. A girl not taking your call means she's shy, actually not interested, or she may be more of a pro than you expected. You don't have time for shyness or game-playing, so move on.
- Once you do reach her, plan a PUBLIC place rendezvous. This will allow both you and her to feel a bit safe, and to get to know each other a bit better.
Be prepared for her to be late--hey, this is Africa.
If she doesn't show up at all, say give her an hour, she is dumped.
- If she arrives with a friend or two or more, [u]dump her[/u]: this is game-playing, or shyness, and we don't have time for this.
When you see her and her posse coming closer, jump up, greet her, and give this excuse: "Hi! Ohh, I'm so sorry I just got this call and am needed right away elsewhere. Can I call you to arrange another date? " If she asks for money anyway (and this will happen), refuse by giving some excuse, then leave.
Now you have a choice: call her later and arrange another meeting, but tell her to come alone; or don't call her at all, just proceed to the next monger-prey. Believe me brothers, there is more booty to be had elsewhere!
If she wants to go with you--meaning she doesn't want to lose a good thing!. Tell her you only have room for her! Then take her to your place, and make your moves.-game-playing works both ways, you know!
- [b]DO NOT[/b] spend money like a Westerner on [u]ANY[/u] Kenyan lady. I don't care if she's lived in the West before, has a PhD, has a Chicago accent, and dresses and acts like a Westerner. You have been warned about this many times on these forums, so I'm also repeating this. No steak dinners, no wine bars, definitely NOT Carnivore, on the first date!
Kenyan ladies, in general, do not appreciate the wine-&-dine approach to romance as we know it in the West, and if you meet one that expects that, run away. Fast.
Instead, meet in "simple" places for meals, coffee or drinks, or better let her pick a place but stress that you want to go where "normal" or "average" Kenyans go. There are plenty of great and fun places where the prices are just right, and you'll learn about new places in Nairobi/Kenya that you can then brag about later as getting the true Kenya non-tourist experience.
Side-note: stay aware and stay safe about your surroundings. Wherever you go, watch your belongings, put your wallet in your front pocket, don't flash your cash, don't take your eye off your drink or glass no matter how comfy you feel, don't go to an area where you have concern for safety. If you're worried, just ask her to choose another place. She'll be happy to, as she's probably not sure what kind of local places wazungu would like.
Remember, the ladies we're talking about here are your average-janes, non-pros, so you won't have to worry too much about a con or scam, but still you might draw a short straw so watch out.
- Finally, this first rendezvous, she [u]must[/u] agree to meet you either at your place, or hers, for the next rendezvous--or she gets dumped.
This is another reason why you shouldn't spend a lot of money: you don't want to waste your time or money with a game-player.
At some stage in your conversations, suggest that she comes to your place. To see your pictures of home, or to watch an interesting movie, or to cook sphagetti for her. Or. To see her home, or to watch a movie at her place, or to teach her and her {insert relatives/friends/etc} how to play cards. Or whatever. Whatever the reason, that next meeting is going get her into bed--and she knows it!
If she agrees, you're in.-literally.
If she rejects, move on.
If she hesitates, push a little more but be prepared to move on.
There we are boys, Life of a Monger-Hunter. Discuss amongst ourselves.
[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]
I was wondering where Ngara is in relation to the CBD?
TIA
[QUOTE=Concarne]I was wondering where Ngara is in relation to the CBD?[/QUOTE]
Here's your answer.
[QUOTE=LynnMan]For those unfamiliar with Ngara, its about half a mile from downtown Nairobi, adjacent to Parklands.[/QUOTE]
Loso
[QUOTE=Rwenotmen]I was thinking about how the tourist-mongerer, with only limited time, could actually hook up with a Kenyan lady who [i]: gasp: [/i] actually has to work everyday. As a working-stiff myself, I follow this approach and it has been working for me:
- Let's shape the scenario that you're in Nairobi (but all advice applies in towns and cities in Kenya), strolling around, on the monger-hunt. You see a lady you're interested in and you want to start the chase.
- First advice, the Golden Rule, at least in Kenya, it's been written many times before: you have to treat the average Kenyan lady as if she is or will be your girlfriend.
You just wanna fuck? Go to F2 or even Simmers. Otherwise, keep the philosophy GFE = Girl-friendly Experience. Even walaya are 'saved' on Sundays!
This applies to the ladies who work in offices, to the college students, to that (probable high-school drop-out) sweety who works in a little shop. Even simple shop girls are either educated or worldly enough to know about how Sex 'in' The City works, and even if they don't have a lot of personal experience in that area (and you will find many that are not, no matter how sexy they look), they are curious and often eager to experiment. So this means you have to be nice, flirt, tell her jokes get her to laugh. Show her your interest, and she will notice quickly.
- In general.
Ensure the lady is alone. You don't wanna have to subsidies her and her friends. Remember, you're a hunter, separate your prey from the pack!
It's easiest to meet a lady in the shop/office/etc than on the street, as this assures you that she's actually employeed and (hopefully) a non-pro. Plus, it gives her a comfort zone in which to talk with you.
Remember that she's actually working, so make your moves quickly and politely. Don't ask her for a date right there, especially if co-workers or boss is around. Don't co-opt her time from other customers, just wait to the side patiently, let her finish her work, then keep flirting. Your hanging round assures her that you are interested. If it is obvious she's not interested, just move on. I once had a girl start spouting religious nonsense, I quickly got outta there. As a hunter, you can't wait time!
- Next step, make up some excuse to get her mobile number--as quickly as possible. This way, you can start 'chatting her up' and hopefully soon making rendezvous. Two techniques I've used.
-- I was flirting with a worker in a restaurant, and she was definitely responding. I happen to notice they had those useless customer response surveys. I filled it out--with my mobile number!. And gave it directly to the lady, and told her to call me so I could discuss "other comments" I had about my dining experience. Now she didn't call me {more about that in the next item}, so next day I went to the restaurant, found her, told her that because she didn't call me, she had to give me her number so that I could call her. She did not hestitate in giving me her number, and a hook-up was completed in just a few days.
-- I was in a cybercafe and saw a real stunner. She wasn't working there but she was alone. I waited a bit then switched my station to sit next to her. After a minute, I said Hello, to her, and asked her if she could give me advice about pictures I had on Flickr of my home back in NYC. To a Kenyan: (Foreigner + Western home)=Jackpot. To us monger-hunters: (Stunner + pictures of home in the West)=Trap-Set-Captured. This meeting lead to a soda and some small talk, her number, and that Friday a nice at-home hook-up.
- Something important to remember about phone calls, be prepared to do most of the calling and texting. Kenyans/Africans are always trying to save money, so as the mzungu you have to initiate & make most calls. And get someone to explain to you what "flashing" means!
- Don't let the girl play games with you: If you call/SMS her and she doesn't pick up after 2 separate calls/texts, then dump her and move on to another lady. A girl not taking your call means she's shy, actually not interested, or she may be more of a pro than you expected. You don't have time for shyness or game-playing, so move on.
- Once you do reach her, plan a PUBLIC place rendezvous. This will allow both you and her to feel a bit safe, and to get to know each other a bit better.
Be prepared for her to be late--hey, this is Africa.
If she doesn't show up at all, say give her an hour, she is dumped.
- If she arrives with a friend or two or more, [u]dump her[/u]: this is game-playing, or shyness, and we don't have time for this.
When you see her and her posse coming closer, jump up, greet her, and give this excuse: "Hi! Ohh, I'm so sorry I just got this call and am needed right away elsewhere. Can I call you to arrange another date? " If she asks for money anyway (and this will happen), refuse by giving some excuse, then leave.
Now you have a choice: call her later and arrange another meeting, but tell her to come alone; or don't call her at all, just proceed to the next monger-prey. Believe me brothers, there is more booty to be had elsewhere!
If she wants to go with you--meaning she doesn't want to lose a good thing!. Tell her you only have room for her! Then take her to your place, and make your moves.-game-playing works both ways, you know!
- [b]DO NOT[/b] spend money like a Westerner on [u]ANY[/u] Kenyan lady. I don't care if she's lived in the West before, has a PhD, has a Chicago accent, and dresses and acts like a Westerner. You have been warned about this many times on these forums, so I'm also repeating this. No steak dinners, no wine bars, definitely NOT Carnivore, on the first date!
Kenyan ladies, in general, do not appreciate the wine-&-dine approach to romance as we know it in the West, and if you meet one that expects that, run away. Fast.
Instead, meet in "simple" places for meals, coffee or drinks, or better let her pick a place but stress that you want to go where "normal" or "average" Kenyans go. There are plenty of great and fun places where the prices are just right, and you'll learn about new places in Nairobi/Kenya that you can then brag about later as getting the true Kenya non-tourist experience.
Side-note: stay aware and stay safe about your surroundings. Wherever you go, watch your belongings, put your wallet in your front pocket, don't flash your cash, don't take your eye off your drink or glass no matter how comfy you feel, don't go to an area where you have concern for safety. If you're worried, just ask her to choose another place. She'll be happy to, as she's probably not sure what kind of local places wazungu would like.
Remember, the ladies we're talking about here are your average-janes, non-pros, so you won't have to worry too much about a con or scam, but still you might draw a short straw so watch out.
- Finally, this first rendezvous, she [u]must[/u] agree to meet you either at your place, or hers, for the next rendezvous--or she gets dumped.
This is another reason why you shouldn't spend a lot of money: you don't want to waste your time or money with a game-player.
At some stage in your conversations, suggest that she comes to your place. To see your pictures of home, or to watch an interesting movie, or to cook sphagetti for her. Or. To see her home, or to watch a movie at her place, or to teach her and her {insert relatives/friends/etc} how to play cards. Or whatever. Whatever the reason, that next meeting is going get her into bed--and she knows it!
If she agrees, you're in.-literally.
If she rejects, move on.
If she hesitates, push a little more but be prepared to move on.
There we are boys, Life of a Monger-Hunter. Discuss amongst ourselves.
[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size][/QUOTE]You got a few things on point. But some are way off
First off all, you can't really generalize kenyan women and lump them into one category. Her mannerisms and expectations will always be reflective of her class and upbringing. If a girl is from a working class background (east nairobi), then she might not expect to be wined and dined.
But then again of she's from an affluent background (west/north nairobi), expect to pay through the nose. Remember houses in kileleshwa, ridgeways, spring valley, muthaiga etc go for well in excess of $250K. And its black kenyans who live here. And a girl from here is likely to be educated in an expensive private school. I've dated girls like these and many times if you don't have a car and a nice job, you'll be discarded like yesterdays newspaper. Infact many times, they may have more money than you. I know kenyan girls who get like $1000+ per month from their rich daddies. So your chump change isn't going to dazzle them.
Don't believe me? Go hunting in these clubs: pavement, club mercury, tamambo, bar code (all in westlands) and then come back and do a report. Last summer I was in kenya with a pal of mine from the UK. We were at pavement and he was telling this girl how he was a big deal back home (he thought it would be the typical poor african girl falls for rich westerner scenario). She smiled but walked away. We came out at the same time and whaddaya know? She steps into the driver's side of a sleek Merc CL500. The look on my boy's face. PRICELESS! LOL
[QUOTE=Rwenotmen]I was thinking about how the tourist-mongerer, with only limited time, could actually hook up with a Kenyan lady who [i]: gasp: [/i] actually has to work everyday. As a working-stiff myself, I follow this approach and it has been working for me:
- Let's shape the scenario that you're in Nairobi (but all advice applies in towns and cities in Kenya), strolling around, on the monger-hunt. You see a lady you're interested in and you want to start the chase.
- First advice, the Golden Rule, at least in Kenya, it's been written many times before: you have to treat the average Kenyan lady as if she is or will be your girlfriend.
You just wanna fuck? Go to F2 or even Simmers. Otherwise, keep the philosophy GFE = Girl-friendly Experience. Even walaya are 'saved' on Sundays!
This applies to the ladies who work in offices, to the college students, to that (probable high-school drop-out) sweety who works in a little shop. Even simple shop girls are either educated or worldly enough to know about how Sex 'in' The City works, and even if they don't have a lot of personal experience in that area (and you will find many that are not, no matter how sexy they look), they are curious and often eager to experiment. So this means you have to be nice, flirt, tell her jokes get her to laugh. Show her your interest, and she will notice quickly.
- In general.
Ensure the lady is alone. You don't wanna have to subsidies her and her friends. Remember, you're a hunter, separate your prey from the pack!
It's easiest to meet a lady in the shop/office/etc than on the street, as this assures you that she's actually employeed and (hopefully) a non-pro. Plus, it gives her a comfort zone in which to talk with you.
Remember that she's actually working, so make your moves quickly and politely. Don't ask her for a date right there, especially if co-workers or boss is around. Don't co-opt her time from other customers, just wait to the side patiently, let her finish her work, then keep flirting. Your hanging round assures her that you are interested. If it is obvious she's not interested, just move on. I once had a girl start spouting religious nonsense, I quickly got outta there. As a hunter, you can't wait time!
- Next step, make up some excuse to get her mobile number--as quickly as possible. This way, you can start 'chatting her up' and hopefully soon making rendezvous. Two techniques I've used.
-- I was flirting with a worker in a restaurant, and she was definitely responding. I happen to notice they had those useless customer response surveys. I filled it out--with my mobile number!. And gave it directly to the lady, and told her to call me so I could discuss "other comments" I had about my dining experience. Now she didn't call me {more about that in the next item}, so next day I went to the restaurant, found her, told her that because she didn't call me, she had to give me her number so that I could call her. She did not hestitate in giving me her number, and a hook-up was completed in just a few days.
-- I was in a cybercafe and saw a real stunner. She wasn't working there but she was alone. I waited a bit then switched my station to sit next to her. After a minute, I said Hello, to her, and asked her if she could give me advice about pictures I had on Flickr of my home back in NYC. To a Kenyan: (Foreigner + Western home)=Jackpot. To us monger-hunters: (Stunner + pictures of home in the West)=Trap-Set-Captured. This meeting lead to a soda and some small talk, her number, and that Friday a nice at-home hook-up.
- Something important to remember about phone calls, be prepared to do most of the calling and texting. Kenyans/Africans are always trying to save money, so as the mzungu you have to initiate & make most calls. And get someone to explain to you what "flashing" means!
- Don't let the girl play games with you: If you call/SMS her and she doesn't pick up after 2 separate calls/texts, then dump her and move on to another lady. A girl not taking your call means she's shy, actually not interested, or she may be more of a pro than you expected. You don't have time for shyness or game-playing, so move on.
- Once you do reach her, plan a PUBLIC place rendezvous. This will allow both you and her to feel a bit safe, and to get to know each other a bit better.
Be prepared for her to be late--hey, this is Africa.
If she doesn't show up at all, say give her an hour, she is dumped.
- If she arrives with a friend or two or more, [u]dump her[/u]: this is game-playing, or shyness, and we don't have time for this.
When you see her and her posse coming closer, jump up, greet her, and give this excuse: "Hi! Ohh, I'm so sorry I just got this call and am needed right away elsewhere. Can I call you to arrange another date? " If she asks for money anyway (and this will happen), refuse by giving some excuse, then leave.
Now you have a choice: call her later and arrange another meeting, but tell her to come alone; or don't call her at all, just proceed to the next monger-prey. Believe me brothers, there is more booty to be had elsewhere!
If she wants to go with you--meaning she doesn't want to lose a good thing!. Tell her you only have room for her! Then take her to your place, and make your moves.-game-playing works both ways, you know!
- [b]DO NOT[/b] spend money like a Westerner on [u]ANY[/u] Kenyan lady. I don't care if she's lived in the West before, has a PhD, has a Chicago accent, and dresses and acts like a Westerner. You have been warned about this many times on these forums, so I'm also repeating this. No steak dinners, no wine bars, definitely NOT Carnivore, on the first date!
Kenyan ladies, in general, do not appreciate the wine-&-dine approach to romance as we know it in the West, and if you meet one that expects that, run away. Fast.
Instead, meet in "simple" places for meals, coffee or drinks, or better let her pick a place but stress that you want to go where "normal" or "average" Kenyans go. There are plenty of great and fun places where the prices are just right, and you'll learn about new places in Nairobi/Kenya that you can then brag about later as getting the true Kenya non-tourist experience.
Side-note: stay aware and stay safe about your surroundings. Wherever you go, watch your belongings, put your wallet in your front pocket, don't flash your cash, don't take your eye off your drink or glass no matter how comfy you feel, don't go to an area where you have concern for safety. If you're worried, just ask her to choose another place. She'll be happy to, as she's probably not sure what kind of local places wazungu would like.
Remember, the ladies we're talking about here are your average-janes, non-pros, so you won't have to worry too much about a con or scam, but still you might draw a short straw so watch out.
- Finally, this first rendezvous, she [u]must[/u] agree to meet you either at your place, or hers, for the next rendezvous--or she gets dumped.
This is another reason why you shouldn't spend a lot of money: you don't want to waste your time or money with a game-player.
At some stage in your conversations, suggest that she comes to your place. To see your pictures of home, or to watch an interesting movie, or to cook sphagetti for her. Or. To see her home, or to watch a movie at her place, or to teach her and her {insert relatives/friends/etc} how to play cards. Or whatever. Whatever the reason, that next meeting is going get her into bed--and she knows it!
If she agrees, you're in.-literally.
If she rejects, move on.
If she hesitates, push a little more but be prepared to move on.
There we are boys, Life of a Monger-Hunter. Discuss amongst ourselves.
[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size][/QUOTE]Not verget that girls from ...you meet not in florida or simmers ...cost 3 thimes more ,not in banknotes ,but in restaurants ,matrial thinks ,paying rent .Also you will give up this girls .One person write in this forum ...PUSSY IS NEVER FOR FREE .End girls from disco is very simple to send away after braekfust .Adder girls sucking your blod to the end.
[QUOTE=Rwenotmen]- [b]DO NOT[/b] spend money like a Westerner on [u]ANY[/u] Kenyan lady. I don't care if she's lived in the West before, has a PhD, has a Chicago accent, and dresses and acts like a Westerner. You have been warned about this many times on these forums, so I'm also repeating this. No steak dinners, no wine bars, definitely NOT Carnivore, on the first date!
.[/blue][/size][/QUOTE]
I totally agree!!! And one tiny little remark I would like to add: I tend to discourage all guys who intend to stay with one girl for longer than one day/night! If you even travel with her in Kenya it becomes quite costly! Believe you me, gentlemen, I made this mistake once!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
I agree with Hesekiels:
It's a business to them so if you stay with one she will milk you (pardon the pun if you're lucky) in more ways than one. If you can land an 18 year old and do the sex for school fees routine she could become a 'regular' but even that's tricky.
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]I totally agree!!! And one tiny little remark I would like to add: I tend to discourage all guys who intend to stay with one girl for longer than one day/night! If you even travel with her in Kenya it becomes quite costly! Believe you me, gentlemen, I made this mistake once!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]How to make end of relationschip after one day ..with money present or only goodbay .??I feel always bad if only goodbay. Pay for my freedom?
I just found out about the smoking ban in Kenya. You can't even smoke in the street in Nairobi? Is this ridiculous law enforced?
What's a chain smoker to do in Nairobi? Where can one still smoke?
PS
Why are smilies off in the Kenya forum? This smoking ban deserves a big, fat EEK!
Loso
[QUOTE=Loso69]I just found out about the smoking ban in Kenya. You can't even smoke in the street in Nairobi? Is this ridiculous law enforced?
What's a chain smoker to do in Nairobi? Where can one still smoke?
PS
Why are smilies off in the Kenya forum? This smoking ban deserves a big, fat EEK!
Loso[/QUOTE]I love the smoking regulations, so no problem for me.
There are a few restaurants and bars that have their own smoking room.
F2 has one. There is also a restaurant near F1 where you can smoke. Around the corner. They have a balcony.
I've seen other places too
[QUOTE=Willyboy]How to make end of relationschip after one day ..with money present or only goodbay .??I feel always bad if only goodbay. Pay for my freedom?[/QUOTE]
Willyboy:
my recent approach is quite simple: I take a girl for LT from, let's say, Madhouse and pay her in the morning 2000 KHS. No 'relationship' at all and no dinner! Just one or two drinks at Madhouse for the cuty, that's all. At the end of the day it is the very best deal, at least financially! And the next day I can take another one without having any obligation or feeling bad! Play and pay, that's ok! :)
IMHO, of course!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Loso69]I just found out about the smoking ban in Kenya. You can't even smoke in the street in Nairobi? Is this ridiculous law enforced?
What's a chain smoker to do in Nairobi? Where can one still smoke?
PS
Why are smilies off in the Kenya forum? This smoking ban deserves a big, fat EEK!
Loso
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]I love the smoking regulations, so no problem for me.
There are a few restaurants and bars that have their own smoking room.
F2 has one. There is also a restaurant near F1 where you can smoke. Around the corner. They have a balcony.
I've seen other places too[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]You can smoke at almost any bar, hotel or restaurant that has outdoor seating. Simmers, [url=http://www.pbase.com/bmcmorrow/image/36324648]Kengeles[/url], Tamara, probably Stanley... Order a soda or beer to go with your habit, and you're golden.
Your experiences are relevant for the n00bs who don't know Kenya, or think that just because they're White or come from a developed country, all Kenyan women will fall into their laps.
For the rest of us, we already know the score.
[QUOTE=Jerulez]You got a few things on point. But some are way off.[/QUOTE]None of my points are 'way off'. We all generalize, everyday, with every thing. People make a living out of generalizations, and world-affecting decisions are made on them.
[QUOTE=Jerulez]First off all, you can't really generalize kenyan women and lump them into one category. Her mannerisms and expectations will always be reflective of her class and upbringing. If a girl is from a working class background (east nairobi), then she might not expect to be wined and dined.
[/QUOTE]I am not giving a discourse on the Sociology of Kenyan Women--I'm discussing mongering. And I don't feel that I am lumping all Kenyan women into one category. If it is misread that way, then I hereby set you straight-I am not.
What you're describing about rich girls is true about rich girls everywhere. The number of rich girls *in Kenya* getting 1000 USD per month from Daddy is probably equals to the number of rich girls getting 1000 USD per month from Daddy in {pick country of choice}. Point is, it's irrelevant to this discussion.
We're not talking about getting rich girls, we're talking about getting average girls.
You got strategies on getting rich girls? Start your own topic.
[QUOTE=Rwenotmen]Your experiences are relevant for the n00bs who don't know Kenya, or think that just because they're White or come from a developed country, all Kenyan women will fall into their laps.
For the rest of us, we already know the score.
None of my points are 'way off'. We all generalize, everyday, with every thing. People make a living out of generalizations, and world-affecting decisions are made on them.
I am not giving a discourse on the Sociology of Kenyan Women--I'm discussing mongering. And I don't feel that I am lumping all Kenyan women into one category. If it is misread that way, then I hereby set you straight-I am not.
What you're describing about rich girls is true about rich girls everywhere. The number of rich girls *in Kenya* getting 1000 USD per month from Daddy is probably equals to the number of rich girls getting 1000 USD per month from Daddy in {pick country of choice}. Point is, it's irrelevant to this discussion.
We're not talking about getting rich girls, we're talking about getting average girls.
You got strategies on getting rich girls? Start your own topic.[/QUOTE]First I'd like to thank you for your interesting report. Such effort is to be encouraged.
I think Jerulez has a point however. Your views can be intepreted to apply to all Kenyan women. I think he has made some interesting points. I know for a fact that some of those 1000usd women work as secretaries and waiters by choice. However you have correctly pointed out if they play games then dump them. Good advice I would say. We don't really need rich women, unless they are our Mothers!
There certainly are wealthy Africans. Poor guy thought incorrectly that everyone is poor in Kenya, obviously not the case. The difference lies in the median income with greater numbers in Kenya NOT jumping into Mercs.
[QUOTE=Interracial]There certainly are wealthy Africans. Poor guy thought incorrectly that everyone is poor in Kenya, obviously not the case. The difference lies in the median income with greater numbers in Kenya NOT jumping into Mercs.[/QUOTE]
Interracial, that's certainly not wrong! But even a 'wealthy Kenyan girl' is not for free! For sure somehow or other we have to pay a certain price when we f**k her! Agreed?
Cheers
Hesekiels
JamJam222 & Rwenotmen,
Thanks! So I can smoke in bars & restaurants with a balcony (including mongering spots). But could you please confirm that one is not allowed to smoke in the streets of Nairobi? And that the police hands out fines for this offence?
PS
Thanks for the link to the picture gallery. Some great images! This is the [url=http://www.pbase.com/bmcmorrow/image/54793039]Casablanca Night Club[/url] & a sample of the [url=http://www.pbase.com/bmcmorrow/image/54793037]talent[/url].
Loso
[QUOTE=Loso69]JamJam222 & Rwenotmen,
Thanks! So I can smoke in bars & restaurants with a balcony (including mongering spots). But could you please confirm that one is not allowed to smoke in the streets of Nairobi? And that the police hands out fines for this offence?
PS
Thanks for the link to the picture gallery. Some great images! This is the [url=http://www.pbase.com/bmcmorrow/image/54793039]Casablanca Night Club[/url] & a sample of the [url=http://www.pbase.com/bmcmorrow/image/54793037]talent[/url].
Loso[/QUOTE]If you smoke outdoors you are running a risk. I think that it is not allowed, and if so, the police if the spot you would certainly don't say no to an extra bonus from you ;)
So Casablanca still exists? A girl I spoke to this Christmas couldn't confirm this. She thought it was out of business.
If it is still open I would appreciate if someone could tell me a little about the place. Expensive? Better class chicks etc
I will be in Nairobi in late june/july if anyone fancies a beer
Jam Jam
[QUOTE=Loso69]JamJam222 & Rwenotmen,
Thanks! So I can smoke in bars & restaurants with a balcony (including mongering spots). But could you please confirm that one is not allowed to smoke in the streets of Nairobi? And that the police hands out fines for this offence?
PS
Thanks for the link to the picture gallery. Some great images! This is the [url=http://www.pbase.com/bmcmorrow/image/54793039]Casablanca Night Club[/url] & a sample of the [url=http://www.pbase.com/bmcmorrow/image/54793037]talent[/url].
Loso[/QUOTE]Normally its the municipal askaris, not the regular police, who arrest even if you spit or throw litter. Soon they will be arresting jaywalkers if a new by law is passed. Cross the road at the wrong place and you are in for it.
I much prefer the laid back mombasa.
Absolutely agree. It's called marriage where if you don't do or do that, pay for this or that, you don't get sex. What's the joke? Marriage is like prison although in prison you get regular sex.
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Interracial, that's certainly not wrong! But even a 'wealthy Kenyan girl' is not for free! For sure somehow or other we have to pay a certain price when we f**k her! Agreed?
Cheers
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Interracial]Absolutely agree. It's called marriage where if you don't do or do that, pay for this or that, you don't get sex. What's the joke? Marriage is like prison although in prison you get regular sex.[/QUOTE]
Interracial:
gosh, marriage would be indeed the worst case! :) I was thinking of favors like providing them with an US visa or something like that!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Enzo 2009]Normally its the municipal askaris, not the regular police, who arrest even if you spit or throw litter. Soon they will be arresting jaywalkers if a new by law is passed. Cross the road at the wrong place and you are in for it.[/QUOTE]
I have to laugh, as this sounds like Columbus, Ohio. When a cop stopped me in graduate school, I thought that he was joking. Fortunately, he only gave me a warning. One of my classmates spent the night in jail for jaywalking, failure to obey a law enforcement officer, blocking a public road, and the like.
[QUOTE=Loso69]I just found out about the smoking ban in Kenya. You can't even smoke in the street in Nairobi? Is this ridiculous law enforced?
What's a chain smoker to do in Nairobi? Where can one still smoke?
PS
Why are smilies off in the Kenya forum? This smoking ban deserves a big, fat EEK!
Loso[/QUOTE]
Yes this law is enforced and can be very painful.
Fines are 50,000 Kes or 6 months or both ! ie $625 !
There are some smoking points in Nairobi - next to public toilets!
Hotels have small areas set aside. Some bars & restaurants too.
My suggestion - take nicotene gum !
G
Well guys you seem to be on the edge I happen to know of various pro brothels actually run by a mistress. You go in choose a girl and then you negotiate a price (for a single shot or a whole night). If you know Kiswahili, thy don't overcharge but if you don't, they know you're a foreigner. That's the best place and gives est service. As for no-pros, it takes time to pin one.
[QUOTE=Gesheft]Yes this law is enforced and can be very painful.
Fines are 50,000 Kes or 6 months or both ! ie $625 !
There are some smoking points in Nairobi - next to public toilets!
Hotels have small areas set aside. Some bars & restaurants too.
My suggestion - take nicotene gum !
G[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the warning! But according to this article, smoking in the street is actually legal.
[url]http://blogsofbainbridge.typepad.com/jackie/2008/11/kenyas-tobacco.html[/url]
Anyway, smoking on the street is legal in Tanzania & Uganda. I'm checking out the threads already. If Nairobi insists on pissing me off, I'll be quick to hop on a bus!
Loso
Loso69,
You'll find spots where you can smoke, and you'll have to remember to stop in all other places, 'cause even if some law says you can, the average cop (or other law enforcment people) does not know about this, and you'll very quickly get extremely tired of arguing for hours with a brainless idiotic cop. So, you'll have to learn where you can enjoy yourself, and where you cannot. Even in the New Florida, for example, you'll have to go in the reserved smoking area (it can get crowded in there!)
Or may be, for the ones that were compaining the classifieds had disappeared from newspapers, one may try this?
[url]http://www.hookup.co.ke/?view=ads&catid=22&subcatid=31&cityid=1&lang=en[/url]
(there are other sections on the left)
or this? (I doubt)
[url]www.escortskenya.com[/url]
And finaly, anyone with experience at:
[url]http://www.kenyayoungescorts.yolasite.com/[/url]
[url]http://www.expatriates.com/cls/5257622.html[/url]
Report would be appreciated.
Good day to all
[QUOTE=Gesheft]
My suggestion - take nicotene gum !
G[/QUOTE]
yes, or simply talk to any policeman on the road and have a fag together with him - in public of course! :)
Two weeks ago in Nairobi I was told: "You are white, so you can do whatever you like! And I am from the police, so I can do whatever I like as well! And now give me light, please!"
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Two weeks ago in Nairobi I was told: "You are white, so you can do whatever you like! And I am from the police, so I can do whatever I like as well! And now give me light, please!"[/QUOTE]
LOL!
I've read and summarized the Uganda & Tanzania threads. I'm now back to doing research on the place I actually have plane tickets to.
Unless the smoking ban makes life unbearable, I should be in Nairobi June 25-July 6. No business, just pleasure :)
Loso
[QUOTE=Loso69]LOL!
Unless the smoking ban makes life unbearable, I should be in Nairobi June 25-July 6. No business, just pleasure :)
[/QUOTE]
Gentlemen,
just to avoid misunderstandings: no (smoking) ban can spoil your time in Kenya! You bet your life, you will always have a lot of unforgettable moments there - with or without a cigarette! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Loso69]LOL!
I've read and summarized the Uganda & Tanzania threads. I'm now back to doing research on the place I actually have plane tickets to.
Unless the smoking ban makes life unbearable, I should be in Nairobi June 25-July 6. No business, just pleasure :)
Loso[/QUOTE]Hei mate does 69 stand for your date of birth or the position?
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]Hei mate does 69 stand for your date of birth or the position?[/QUOTE]
On other boards, I'm simply Loso. But a 4 character nick won't do on ISG, so I added some digits. I was born in '66, though.
Loso
Loso,
Am in Nairobi around the same time. Impressed with your past reports. We have a lot in common. If you would like to hook up for a beer then get back to me.
[QUOTE=Donnachaa]Loso,
Am in Nairobi around the same time. Impressed with your past reports. We have a lot in common. If you would like to hook up for a beer then get back to me.[/QUOTE]
Sure! But I can't send you a PM to exchange contact info. When will you arrive in Nairobi?
Loso
[QUOTE=Donnachaa]Loso,
Am in Nairobi around the same time. Impressed with your past reports. We have a lot in common. If you would like to hook up for a beer then get back to me.[/QUOTE]I am there too at that moment, and gonna meet Loso. Let me know when you are in Nairobi mate.
I'll be there the 23rd
As always, I will be travelling with an iPod & speakers, which can transform my humble abode into a VIP disco where smoking is allowed & clothes are frowned upon :)
Any suggestions for artists/albums that are a must for a trip to Kenya? African or foreign music, but easy to find & download.
Loso
[QUOTE=Loso69]As always, I will be travelling with an iPod & speakers, which can transform my humble abode into a VIP disco where smoking is allowed & clothes are frowned upon :)
Any suggestions for artists/albums that are a must for a trip to Kenya? African or foreign music, but easy to find & download.
Loso[/QUOTE]- Lee Fields & The Expressions - My World
- Vampire Weekend, rock with an African touch.
To start off with ;)
this is a list of things in nairobi that i have found interesting. things to try and places to go. most of the info are plain and simply cut from various sites on the internet, including isg.
the list is a little chaotic, but there is plenty of good advice.
most are non-mongering facts, as the mongering business are well covered on these pages.
hope there is something useful for all of you going there.
jamjam
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nairobi
hotels
- kenya comfort suites
(not the hotel) is good. very clean, spacious and safe. 3600 shillings or about $60 for a single. add 600 more for a double. no worries with your gf. and the food is great and very reasonably priced.
- ngong hills hotel could be an interesting altenative to fairview hotel. website looks nice and prices much lower than fairview hotel. ngong hills is aight. significantly lower in class than fairview so don't moan if you find that its not up to fairview standards. however it is common with old married men and their 'ndogo ndogos' (kenyan slang for mistress) so i'm guessing you'll fit in very well with the crowd
- i have found two very nice apartment hotels in nairobi, take a look on [url]www.palacina.com[/url] and [url]www.naturaloak.co.ke[/url]
- for your purposes why not consider kenya comfort suites. less expensive, just book a double and no worries. about 3, 600 shillings for a double.
- the hotel is called seldom hotel and its on muranga road. there are also a couple of decent hotels on muranga road. other hotels below:
impala hotel
[url]http://www.travellerspoint.com/acco...6-impala-hotel/[/url]
mooreland hotel (in ngara)
[url]http://www.travellerspoint.com/acco...ooreland-hotel/[/url]
- well, about appartments in westlands i suggest rhaptha road. its close to the action and there are many nice appartments for a good price.
just check liza apartments, prime apartments, glory residence apartmens, white pearls apartments. i stayed in prime apartments and glory residence apartments. they were goin for 500-600 usd per month (1 year ago).
they are both girlfriendly. at least i never experienced an problems when bringin a girl.
i am sure in the other apartments there is no problem bringin back girls too but i don't know about the prices. i guess they are 700++ usd.
restaurants, bars and clubs
- for breakfast, next to the terminal hotel is the dove cage restaurant. recommended, you get yourself the number 4 (sausage, bacon, egg, two toast and a pot of tea) 210kes
- gypses is located near the sarit center, just off of uhuru road, the casino and across from barclays.
- this pub is the ideal place to start out your evening, annie oakley's appears to be a very relaxed, laid back atmosphere, here you have numerous choices of girls annie oakleys(behind hotel salamu, heron court) cost of taxi return from central nairobi, annie oakleys
the bar man said that things get only going after 6. 30 or so.
- "klub sound" near simmers: similar crowd to choices and the dance floor is centrally located so it’s easier to pick out the fishes gyrating on the dance floor.
-"bananas" on thika road. this place is jammed packed with the united states international university (usiu) crowd on friday and saturdays.
- tropez" in the town center: working class crowd. very hot chics, but be prepared to buy ‘expensive’ drinks
- "choices bar" on baricho road near the nyayo stadium round-about; this place has plenty of the working class ‘in-crowd’ and also the upper class poseurs. the place is always jam-packed especially on fridays and saturdays
- dinner at kengele`s pub & restaurant in koinange st - nothing to write home about, soup, fish burger and salads, also like my ice cream, chocolate! all for just short of 800kes. incidentally a beer (tusker, castle, windhoek lager) averages out at 130kes, cheap i say
- i spent both my wednesday evenings at carnivore and thoroughly enjoyed myself
- on the k1 versus florida question, i have been to k1 and the madhouse, but neither of the either. k1 has pool tables and lots of little cubby hole areas. its generally more intimate and relaxed. madhouse is a like a football pitch and you have to shout to be heard, especially later in the night. in madhouse you will get the more professional type. some are very nice looking. if you want a wide choice and to leave after 15 minutes with someone then madhouse is the place. k1, on the other hand is more of a pub than a club, but very nice and plenty of distractions should you get unwanted attention. on a good night in nairobi i'd plan for either k1 or the pavement first and see how you go. i agree with your freinds opinion. if nothing of interest then head off to madhouse for last orders. just mind how drunk they've got before then!
- the pavement. we'd call it a gastro-pub here in the uk. does good food but you can also watch sports on tv and get hammered on tuskers. plenty of jungus and expats of all sorts. the women here. of all sorts. do regard themselves as higher class
- if you like african music try club afrique next to the national museum on museum hill just about 5 minutes from the town center. very nice looking place with a lot of pretty "real" girls, but here you have to dance that's why a lot of them come here. next door is another pretty place called galileo, which is more for the yuppies of nairobi. but it also attracts a lot of the young chicks.
- madhouse: daily entertainment
tuesdays - techo night with djs suleiman, dennis & shidra
wednesdays - reggae night with d'ohty intertainment
thursdays - soul night with djs suleiman, dennis & shidra
fridays - ol skool night
saturdays - party night
sundays - all request night plus lots of rock rock rock! brought to you by djs suleiman & shidra
attitude restaurant
- the latest addition to the florida family, attitude! is a restaurant and pub of distinction located in the heart of nairobi. with its airy décor, friendly staff and superb food, there’s no doubt it’s tops for lunch and early evening drinks.
- kengeles offers very descent food too, good english kind of breakfasts and equally good grilled meat or fish dishes. the breakfast cost 200-300 kes, while lunch or dinner up to 600 kes. *
- along the street leading to the hilton there are 3 upstairs bars called taco’s, sizzles and taco bell’s (nothing to do with the american company). university students often go there to pick up a few extra bucks as they do at the carnivores disco restaurant but at carnivores, everything is expensive and at the 3 bars mentioned, entry is free and drinks are cheap.
- the best food in this rage i found was in kengeles restaurant in koinage street. it has a daily business mans buffet for 600ksh and includes everything but drinks. you will be happy with that.
- thorn tree café, kimathi street
serves a good mix of food, especially a big breakfast
- porterhouse restaurant, mama ngina street
excellent place for steaks
- kengeles bar and restaurant, koinange street
serves a wide variety of food: burgers, grills, mexican, african, indonesian, and asian, and buffet
- horseman, langata road
three restaurants in one—one serves game meat, the second pizzas, and the third chinese, kenyan, and indian food
- kahawa, kaunda street
great for breakfast
- zanze bar, moi avenue
friendly bar with pool tables, dance floor, and cheap beer
- taco bell, moi avenue
popular bar that overlooks the street
- hornbill pub, tom mboya street
large, dark, but friendly bar
- soho’s, parklands road
lively, popular bar that pulls smart crowd
- club soundd, kaunda street
central night spot
- diners at the nyama choma restaurant, safari park hotel
the hotel is beautiful. they have seven (i think) restaurants on site. i ate at the african restaurant. they have a 5 course meal for 1500 shillings. the main course is nyama choma, which is basically grilled meat. the concept is a bit like a brazillian steak house. waiters come round with unlimited skewers of meat. they had sausages, pork, beef, lamb, crocodile, alligator, chicken... et
- rangers: the best grilled meat in whole of kenya, the national park of nairobi
- blancos lounge:
during my last visit to nairobi in june 2007, i discovered something of a novelty: a true gourmet restaurant based on traditional african food! while the traditional stuff may be delicious and tasty, blancos lounge offers something much more. they offer both the traditional swahili dishes, as well their own inventions based on old local staple food. this place is still firmly within the global fusion cuisine. the day the michelin guide starts rating restaurants in africa, this place will most likely be among the first! when trying out their version of mbuzi choma with irio, i couldn't believe it when i got my irio as giant pommes noisettes on a bed of a sukuma wiki based salad (don't even try to understand what i'm talking about if you're not familiar with kenyan food!). needless to say, i recommend this place. check out their site at www.blancos.co.ke!
- the cellar is not mentioned in any tourist guide. located in lavington, this is a place where mainly affluent locals and well-informed expatriates go. their specialty is steaks, and the place is totally worth many visits.
- the cedar:
if you like lebanese food, it would be a crime not to visit the cedar, on lenana road. this place is owned by a norwegian businessman who does not compromise when it comes to style and quality in his restaurant. their mezze are absolutely mouth-watering! hang around in the bar after dinner, and you're likely to bump into quite a few members of kenya's political and business elite.
- habesha:
ethiopian restaurants are booming in popularity in nairobi.* ethiopian food usually consists of various spicy meat sauces, served with the traditional injera. if you haven't tried it, i can warmly recommend*it, but be aware that it's highly addictive!* habesha in hurlingham is my favorite ethiopian restaurant in nairobi. due to its reputation for excellence, it tends to be crowded though. the motherland along ngong road, and red sea on lenana road are also definitely worth trying.
- serena hotel:
the lunch buffet at the serena hotel is without any doubt the best one in town, and none of the other hotels offer anything that compares. never, ever eat there without having a taste of the smoked sailfish!
- annie oakley's:next to milimani backpackers, has pool tables, a descent menu, and a big screen with cable tv. another expats favorite hangout
- choices:, majestic house, moi avenue, box 53319,
- java house:
free wireless internet is available at java house restaurants in the city. the internet cafe in sarit centre also has wireless internet available at a good speed and a reasonable price.
- prime cuts, the village market, gigiri:
the most delicious sandwiches and salads in africa! attached to an expansive delicataseen, and butchery, prime cuts bistro offers a wide of selection of sandiwches, salads, steaks, drinks, cheese, and the finest quality meats and seafood. village market
- iguana bar & grill, fuji plaza, westlands
iguana is famous for its mexican*and indian*cuisine. nice bar collection.
every friday*mix of punjabi, african, hip-hop, arabian*and much more*music by dj sweety
every saturday*variety of music by aman behal inconjunction with dj sweety
every sunday indian live music by vicky khan.
big screens for sports are available.
- jikonee, tom mboya street
quick and tasty fast food in the heart of the city.
- chowpaty, diamond plaza parklands.
you could describe this as a combination of indian and chinese dishes.
this would be criminal. much better to see it as somewhere you can get phenomonal and authentic south indian cuisine cheaply in nairobi. fancy masala dosa and freshly squeezed orange, tangerine and carrot juice mix? call a cab.
- hooters, kaunda st.
for american food, i suggest the new hooters on kaunda st. hooters is a sports restaurant/bar, with several tvs playing vh1 or soccer games. the service is maybe the best in town, although meals are a bit expensive, from ksh 250 to 400 per person. meals range from sandwiches, hamburgers, and pizza to excellent milk shakes, a rarity in kenya.
- pasara café, by trattoria: about the only place to get a good sandwich in nairobi is pasara café on kaunda, just down from trattoria. there are a variety of sandwiches in several sizes, and an excellent salad bar. plan on spending from ksh 150-300 to get full.
- milimani backpackers & safari centre is the ideal location for a traveller to rest and refresh. one can hook up with fellow backpackers for a safari, take up water rafting, mountain climbing or bird watching
club barn, ngong racecourse.
- the clubarn:
the much acclaimed scicoustic band from south africa pefromed at clubarn on 5th july, during the polo day dinner. also in performance was johnny clegg, a rock maestro from uk.
the clubarn is located off ngong road inside the ngong racecourse, nairobi (kenya). it was opened eight years after the barn (a famous night club) was closed. today known as the clubarn , it rests on the same concept but recently renovated to blend in with modern times.
the clubarn is partitioned into different areas to suit the clubs needs. they include:
a main disco bar with perimeter fully equipped with a dance floor, d.j booth, lower level sitting area, upper foyer and a pool table area; all suited to accommodate an average number.
the new clubarn lounge the is a new lounge with its own bar area totally secluded from the main disco area where you can chat away with your friends while drinking your favorite liquor or cocktails. *
bonfire patio at the entrance: here, a bonfire is lit every night with chairs placed around it for an aesthetic and warm effect where customers can interact freely under the stars.
kitchen lobby: this extends from the bonfire veranda with trees overlooking the area. with a fully equipped kitchen, customers are served directly and with ease.
grills are also strategically placed around the lobby for nyama choma and other grilled specialties.
the outdoor bar : the bar & grill has this unique feature strategically placed to serve those outside.
stage & performance area: the stage can hold 15 performers and the area around the stagen is *enough to hold a capacity of 500 pax, high enough for better viewing.
- pavement: a cafe runs during all opening hours - however the main attraction is their lively nightclub. there's a dancefloor on bottom level. 2 bars inside lounge upstairs one bar outside w/a sportsbar atmosphere.* entrance on friday and saturday nights is*500/= per person. it is a very good club that offers a wide range of music depending on the type of people that are there and also depending on the event taking place on that particular night.
- havana restaurant and bar, westlands woodwale grove:
salsa, mixed with zouk, africando, afro-fusion and brazilian is the main theme of the music selection.
some of nairobi popular salsa bands occasionally perform at havana, check with the bar for dates.
havana screens the live matches of the fa premier league and major international football fixtures on the flat screens in the bar area.
havatronics on thursdays: newest electronic funky beats, every thursday
- simba salon:
adjoining the main restaurant is the simba saloon - a vibrant informal restaurant that incorporates a childrens playground (very popular at weekends) and a lively nightclub.*
the simba saloon serving pizzas (from a traditional, domed, brick oven), an extremely popular salad bar at lunchtime, steaks, hamburgers, scampi, trout, chicken, and other light snacks, provides an alternative to those who do not want to indulge in a large meal.
the night club operates from wednesday to sunday and has themed nights to cater for fans of contemporary african music, rock, soul, jazz, old skool, and the latest hits.
the simba saloon is well known for hosting some of africas best musicians as well as many international ones such as maxi priest, yellowman, sadao watanabe, manu dibango, salif keta, chaka demus and pliers, ismael lo,* and habib koite just to mention a few.
*
every wednesday
rock nite
venue: simba saloon
the greatest and best of rock,
garage, techno, trance and dance
with carnivore"s dj ben and dj burn
from 6 p.m. till late
entry is free before 11 p.m. and
only kshs 200 thereafter
friday* stay tuned for different action
saturday* stay tuned for different action
every sunday *
soul nite
venue: simba saloon
entrance: 100 bob from 6pm
general things
- travelling east africa
good tip: go midweek, or else you will rub shoulder to shoulder with the masses. this way you can perhaps throw in a trip to kampala, uganda. just a suggestion.
- for "best" cybercafe, i was recommended to, and also recommend avant-garde, standard st., attached to fedha towers. they did not have wifi in 2006 but you could connect to their local network using your own laptop. also the browsing price was reasonable at 1.5ksh. very friendly and helpful staff, nice decor, not too big, nice computers, a/c!
for all those who'd rather rent an appartment, i enclose pics of a few billboards, all in the vicinity of nakumatt nyali.
- to dial a mba landline, press +254 41, drop the first 0, then press the last 7 or 6 digits.
to dial a # beginning with 020, press +254. 20 and so on.
to dial a kenya cell # beginning with 0713 upto 0736, you press +254, drop the first 0 and input the remaining 9 numbers.
- hope the other random pics get you into the mood to visit as well.
my point is no need for dating sites. just come here, be brave and do the following:
1) smile at a girl (any girl),
2) say hi, tell them you really like them,
3) tell them they have a beautiful bottox (bottox = ass and all ghanaian girls love to hear they have a beautiful ass - don't worry they won't be offended),
4) get their phone number,
5) call them an hour later and tell her that you miss her already and you must see her tonight or you will die.
- venture africa is highly recommended by our tour company..kumuka overland ( [url]www.kumuka.com[/url] )*
once leaving the customs area of the airport, (jomo kenyatta international airport,) the “large round venture hut is right in front of you.*
venture offer a well priced, safe and friendly return airport/motel transfers, as well as arranging several day trips to all of nairobi's major sights and attractions. a typical day trip that takes in the giraffe centre and the david sheldrick wildlife trust will cost approx us$30 for up to 4 people.....bargain!
[url]http://www.ventureafricasafaris.com/about-us.htm[/url]
- i never had any problems with the quality of medical care in nairobi. the best hospitals there are the nairobi hospital (on argwings kodhek rd; tel. 2722160, 2714400) and aga khan hospital (3rd parklands avenue; tel. 740000, 742531) and they both have an emergency reception.*
- for "best" cybercafe, i was recommended to, and also recommend avant-garde, standard st., attached to fedha towers. they did not have wifi in 2006 but you could connect to their local network using your own laptop. also the browsing price was reasonable at 1.5ksh. very friendly and helpful staff, nice decor, not too big, nice computers, a/c!
- college students/ working class: if you have time to spare in nairobi, then why not have a short term gf? rather than pay for the shag overtly, you will pay covertly through buying dinners, perfume and plenty of drinks. you may not get shag on the first night but i can guarantee you that most kenyan women dream of having a white man. you will be a trophy to be shown around the clique of girlfriends but who cares, as longs as the load in your balls in lightened right? in this is your style, the hang around the various kengeles joints, club sound, club bananas (plenty of united states international university mamas here ready to exchange a glass of baileys for a shag), ibiza and tacos.
casino:
intercontinental hotel nairobi (with casino), city hall way, nairobi
entrance fee: free
id/passport: required
dress code: smart/casual
opening times: daily from 6pm to 6am
gaming currency: ksh
games to play: jackpot slots/video machines; live table games: single 0 american roulette, blackjack, poker
facilities: restaurants, bar, entertainment, foreign currency exchange, wireless internet access.
remarks: the intercontinental casino is one of the best casinos in nairobi. they have six roulette tables, most of them busy but not too crowded. the lowest minimums and highest maximums in nairobi. the service is great, an excellent buffet and a huge bar.
cimema:
if you want to catch a movie, you have a couple of good choices in nairobi.* 20th on mama ngina street is located in the cbd, and if you stay in one of the major city hotels, you can walk over there safely, even at night. the sarit centre in the westlands and the nu metro in the village market also have some very nice movie theatres.
shopping:
shopping in nairobi can be quite fun, as prices are way below what europeans are used to.* due to the strong economic growth, the number of large, modern malls keeps growing.* the village market is, without a doubt the most fun place to go. constructed like a giant village, it a has a really cool architecture, with an articificial river running through the place. in addition to a bunch of clothes shops with all the major designer labels (at prices way below european level), a supermarket and a travel agency, it has a cinema, a night club, about 15 small food places with various international cuisines surrounding an open-air food court, some nice outdoor cafés and an italian ice bar. there's even a small amusement park, so it is basically a place where it's easy to spend quite some time.* alternative good upmarket places to shop are nakumatt ngong road and the sarit centre. [url]http://www.villagemarket-kenya.com/home.php[/url]
- kichuna means handsome.
- go to the norfolk hotel for colonial charm and the beautiful pool!
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Classifieds are having another round of clampdowns on massage listings. Perhaps they willl re-incarnate as mens weakness!
However, [url]www.mazozo.com[/url] has a pretty extensive list and most numbers are current. if you find a dead link, you could send a quick email using the contact us link. And a report back would be appreciated. As would mention when you call the number.
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]This is a list of things in Nairobi that I have found interesting. .[/blue][/size][/QUOTE]
Jamjam222:
yeah, that's indeed a good one! Thanks for the great summary! Very useful for every visitor!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Guys, I am a long time monger with experience in many countries. I post a little bit here every now and then.
I have used Embassy Hotel in Nairobi for quickies on many occasions, however, I had quite a bad experience a few days ago.
Essentially, I got with a new girl, who turned out to be a crook, basically, and I sent her out of the room before we had transacted anything. Two hours later, despite my calls to security, she was still waiting in the hallway, causing a scene. The manager "intervened", but it was clear he was playing along with the girl, as she never disappeared. Eventually, to avoid going to the police, I had to pay them BOTH something.
Messed up stuff like this can happen even to experienced folks, I guess.
Any way, with so many other options in Nairobi, it's best to avoid Embassy Hotel.
Avoid a girl who hangs out in the downtown hotels (intercon, hilton) and goes by the name of Sheila. She also has a dodgy friend, "Dannys"
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]yes, or simply talk to any policeman on the road and have a fag together with him - in public of course! :)
Two weeks ago in Nairobi I was told: "You are white, so you can do whatever you like! And I am from the police, so I can do whatever I like as well! And now give me light, please!"
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Don't cozy up in your comfort. Another one could see that you're white and realize that you're prime meat. And he'll make sure that you pay dearly
Its not corruption. He'll simply be enforcing rules that aren't usually enforced for the sake of it. And that is where being white is a disadvantage. A cop will 'resurrect' a law from 1938 just to see you squirm. Even if he doesn't get anything from it.
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Jamjam222:
yeah, that's indeed a good one! Thanks for the great summary! Very useful for every visitor!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Thanks, glad I could help!
[QUOTE=Jerulez]
Its not corruption. He'll simply be enforcing rules that aren't usually enforced for the sake of it. And that is where being white is a disadvantage. A cop will 'resurrect' a law from 1938 just to see you squirm. Even if he doesn't get anything from it.[/QUOTE]
Jerulez:
agreed! This conclusion is certainly not wrong!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]Thanks, glad I could help![/QUOTE]Yeah, many thanks for this great info! Very timely as I'll be coming to Nairobi in a few days. Just one question please to you or other bros in this forum: what's the going rate, all-in, for a young lady to provide hotel service?
If he enforces the law as a police officer he will only make an arrest and not request the payment of a fine directly to him. A ticket is issued by the police officer and the fine is paid to another institution and a receipt is issued. If the police officer accepts the payment of the fine directly then it is corruption. The same would apply if the police officer arrests him on the spot and throws him in jail without a 'fair trial/hearing'. If the accused doesn't get their 'hearing' and has to pay his way out of jail, (not bail), then, again, it's corruption. Kenya scores 2.2 on the Corruption Perception Index, ranking 144 out of 163 countries surveyed for 2006 Transparency International.
In the end it depends on the individual police officer. Not all police officers are corrupt by using their position to extort payment in return for not enforcing a real or fictitious breakage of the law. I see customs officers and immigration being the corrupt ones by refusing entry/ even exit! by making up violations.
[QUOTE=Bigstud]Yeah, many thanks for this great info! Very timely as I'll be coming to Nairobi in a few days. Just one question please to you or other bros in this forum: what's the going rate, all-in, for a young lady to provide hotel service?[/QUOTE]
Bigstud:
if you pick a girl for an afternoon session 1000 KHS max should be fine. For LT I usually pay 2000 KHS. However, pros in Madhouse demand 4000 to 5000 KHS (ridiculous!), but when it is getting late - or better said early - they will normally accept 2000 KHS as well. It's better than going home alone with empty pockets! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
May soon get an opportunity to visit Nairobi, Kenya, and would like to hear from you guys, if anal is widely accepted there, given there are various tribes, each one with its own peculiarities. As far as I'm concerned, western parts of Africa are more liberal in this respect. What have your experiences been so far?
[QUOTE=Leeuwen]May soon get an opportunity to visit Nairobi, Kenya, and would like to hear from you guys, if anal is widely accepted there, given there are various tribes, each one with its own peculiarities. As far as I'm concerned, western parts of Africa are more liberal in this aspect. What have your experiences been so far?[/QUOTE]
Leeuwen:
according to my experience certainly not 'widely' accepted, but accepted! I suppose that my success rate is about 50%.
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Hesekiels, since ladies aren't in short supply, I gladly accept 50% success rate while looking for young talents. Just out of curiosity, which Kenyan tribe has generally best looking women?
[QUOTE=Leeuwen]Hesekiels, since ladies aren't in short supply, I gladly accept 50% success rate while looking for young talents. Just out of curiosity, which Kenyan tribe has generally best looking women?[/QUOTE]
Leeuwen:
it's of course always in the eye of the beholder, however, all my favorites were Kikuyu's! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Leeuwen:
according to my experience certainly not 'widely' accepted, but accepted! I suppose that my success rate is about 50%.
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]
For some one that is so knowledgeable as you Hesekiels I yet to see # 1 photograph talk is CHEAP. And I have been on ISG. for many a year. At least I have posted pics. Ukraine and Russia.
1st Akamba
2nd Taita
3th Meru
4th Somali/Erithrea
5rh Kikuyu
(it's only my opinion please, not absloute truth)
hottest Luo.
[QUOTE=Brian Moloney]For some one that is so knowledgeable as you Hesekiels I yet to see # 1 photograph talk is CHEAP. And I have been on ISG. for many a year. At least I have posted pics. Ukraine and Russia.[/QUOTE]
BM:
Honestly spoken I am neither knowledgeable nor a photographer. So sorry to disappoint you! But actually I do not quite understand why it should be cheap to talk, to write and to exchange opinions or experiences?
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Ioneto]1st Akamba
2nd Taita
3th Meru
4th Somali/Erithrea
5rh Kikuyu
(it's only my opinion please, not absloute truth)
hottest Luo.[/QUOTE]
Ioneto:
... and you have tested all of them? :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Ioneto:
... and you have tested all of them? :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]
many, as you too I think! half masai in every tribe too. but we must remember that every woman is different ftom the other. I hope to go there in september, I miss a lot that wonderful world!
Ciao
[QUOTE=Azeb 411]1500. Kst
2000-2500 klt
Stick to this rate. Don't let johnny tell you to pay more no matter how hot she looks.[/QUOTE]Many thanks Azeb! Just landed in Nairobi yesterday and hope to have time to indulge in the local delights this week.
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Bigstud:
if you pick a girl for an afternoon session 1000 KHS max should be fine. For LT I usually pay 2000 KHS. However, pros in Madhouse demand 4000 to 5000 KHS (ridiculous!), but when it is getting late - or better said early - they will normally accept 2000 KHS as well. It's better than going home alone with empty pockets! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Many thanks for the guidance Hesekiels.
BTW, how's Pavement these days?
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Bigstud:
if you pick a girl for an afternoon session 1000 KHS max should be fine. For LT I usually pay 2000 KHS. However, pros in Madhouse demand 4000 to 5000 KHS (ridiculous!), but when it is getting late - or better said early - they will normally accept 2000 KHS as well. It's better than going home alone with empty pockets! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]I agree 4000-5000 is just stupid it is a bit like those Ethiopian cute but Wet-Blanket-in Bed-Girls asking for US$100 for ST, but you know what the funny thing is some fools actually do Pay.
[QUOTE=Bigstud]Many thanks Azeb! Just landed in Nairobi yesterday and hope to have time to indulge in the local delights this week.[/QUOTE]
Hi Bigstud:
Keep us informed about your success stories, ok? :) I look, however, forward to reading your new posts!
Have a great time in Kenya!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Ioneto Would you also rank Akamba as number 1 for sexual performance? I've heard that is the case, do you agree?
I heard the same, too. But I was speaking about the good-looking. For my personal experience I found some Luo very very hot, and some Somali good blojobber. As I told before, I think sexual performance is the result of the chemist between man and woman and the attitude of every woman.
Me too I'm not the same everywhere and always.
[QUOTE=Interracial]Ioneto Would you also rank Akamba as number 1 for sexual performance? I've heard that is the case, do you agree?[/QUOTE]
How have people done with this site? I joined and met many women. Most offer their phone numbers very quickly, but I don't get there for another month, so I am not sure how it will pan out. One thing, there is no shortage of women on Nairobi.
[QUOTE=Zircon]How have people done with this site? I joined and met many women. Most offer their phone numbers very quickly, but I don't get there for another month, so I am not sure how it will pan out. One thing, there is no shortage of women on Nairobi.[/QUOTE]
Why to use such websites prior to arrival when almost every girl one meets on the streets of Nairobi is available? IMHO it is wasted time and money because virtually all of them will ask for money transfers before one has even seen them personally. Just my 2 cents!
Anybody with a similar experience?
Cheers
Hesekiels
I have been using AI for a while, I go to East Africa a lot and have meet many really nice girls here, I have never been asked for money transfers, and never been asked for money for sex. It does require work on the first meeting do not expect everything every time. You will get stuck with the girl and e-mails after wards.
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Why to use such websites prior to arrival when almost every girl one meets on the streets of Nairobi is available? IMHO it is wasted time and money because virtually all of them will ask for money transfers before one has even seen them personally. Just my 2 cents!
Anybody with a similar experience?
Cheers
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Perhaps. I have some that request nothing, some that want small crap like acrylic nails (LOL). Most just say here's my number, call when you get in. You may be right that with some many available in the city, this service is probably not needed. We shall see.
[QUOTE=Azeb 411]4000-5000 is just stupid ........Girls asking for US$100 for ST, but you know what the funny thing is some fools actually do Pay.[/QUOTE]
Below is an excerpt on the prices from 'The East African' Newspaper.
“They normally charge about Ksh500 ($6) and above for ‘fry’ (without a condom) and as low as Ksh200 ($2.5) for ‘boil’ (sex with a condom).” .....the charges vary with the kind of client and the level of bargain.
A reminder though regarding the Nairobi-Mombasa highway; ''....one in every three adults living in markets along the highway is HIV positive.''
So, as you bargain/buy, knowledge about what is on the ground is critical in making wise decisions/choices. Wrap it up unless you are on a biological warfare mission yourself.
Full article here: [url]http://www.theeastafrican.co.ke/magazine/-/434746/616088/-/15n1lbyz/-/index.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Jamis Plumber]Below is an excerpt on the prices from 'The East African' Newspaper. “They normally charge about Ksh500 ($6) and above for ‘fry’ (without a condom) and as low as Ksh200 ($2.5) for ‘boil’ (sex with a condom).” .....the charges vary with the kind of client and the level of bargain.
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JP:
indeed an interesting story! However, these 'highway girls' serve primarily local truckers and so I would rather doubt that they belong to our target group, or am I mistaken?
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Hi,
I am looking into doin a safari in Kenya later this year.
Does anyone have a suggestions as to how I can get a nice attractive young lady to join me for about a week?
I will not have too much time to spend in Nairobi as I am somewhat timeconstrained, so I cannot spend more than a day or two searching for a companion.
Junior
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]JP:
indeed an interesting story! However, these 'highway girls' serve primarily local truckers and so I would rather doubt that they belong to our target group, or am I mistaken?
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]
They move with the 'truckers' to Nairobi and Mombasa after acquiring the skills and knowledge of a better market. We find them there and consummate with delight. We move to smaller towns out there sometimes and they happen to be the experienced enough to be available.
And oh yes, some of these truckers are amongst us on the ISG forum. The Mombasa-Nairobi highway being an international gateway to Sudan, Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi and DRC, many people travel by road and take rest in these small towns. Others work out there in NGOs and other stuff.
[QUOTE=Donnachaa]Loso,
Am in Nairobi around the same time. Impressed with your past reports. We have a lot in common. If you would like to hook up for a beer then get back to me.[/QUOTE]Donnachaa and any one else who is around. I am in Nairobi from this Sunday for a few days and interested in meeting up for a few beers.
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[QUOTE=Cyberspider]Donnachaa and anyone else who might be interested, I am over in Nairobi this week from Sunday onwards if anyone in interested in meeting for a few beers. I don't have any IM so let me know if you are interested on the board or eMail[/QUOTE]
Can't PM you or Donnachaa, but I'll be in Nairobi until Monday. Been here for 8 days now. Those black honeys are damn sweet! :)
Loso
If anyone is around this coming week and fancies meeting up you can drop me a PM now.
[QUOTE=Junior]Hi,
I am looking into doin a safari in Kenya later this year. Does anyone have a suggestions as to how I can get a nice attractive young lady to join me for about a week?
I will not have too much time to spend in Nairobi as I am somewhat timeconstrained, so I cannot spend more than a day or two searching for a companion.
Junior[/QUOTE]My guess is that any of the women you meet would only be too happy to go with you. I have ben chatting with one in Nairobi and she clearly wants to come with me whn I go to western Kenya (followed by a safari). I think many of them either have no job or very flexible schedules, so just meet some women in Nairobi and broach the subject with them. I am wary of keeping any woman with me for my whole trip. I would much rather meet women in different areas.
Best of luck.
[QUOTE=Zircon] ... I am wary of keeping any woman with me for my whole trip. I would much rather meet women in different areas.
[/QUOTE]
I second Zircon's approach! Why to dine and wine one single girl for a couple of days (can get quite expensive, believe you me!)? It is much better and much more fun to have a different cuty every night! :) And with this approach you save a lot of money, for sure! IMHO of course!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]I second Zircon's approach! Why to dine and wine one single girl for a couple of days (can get quite expensive, believe you me!)? It is much better and much more fun to have a different cuty every night! :) And with this approach you save a lot of money, for sure! IMHO of course!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]I totally agree with you! If you keep one girl for too long, she will begin to behave like your girlfriend, or fiancee. They tend to cling to you like superglue.
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]I second Zircon's approach! Why to dine and wine one single girl for a couple of days (can get quite expensive, believe you me!)? It is much better and much more fun to have a different cuty every night! :) And with this approach you save a lot of money, for sure! IMHO of course!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]
Thanks for your inputs.
I did a safari some years ago and thought it was difficult to find ladies as I was driving around watching animals all day and then arrived at a lodge in the afternoon. That pretty much leaves the lodge staff for companionship.
If you were to suggest a place/club in Nairobi to find a travel companion - where would it be?
Junior
[QUOTE=Junior]Thanks for your inputs.
I did a safari some years ago and thought it was difficult to find ladies as I was driving around watching animals all day and then arrived at a lodge in the afternoon. That pretty much leaves the lodge staff for companionship.
If you were to suggest a place/club in Nairobi to find a travel companion - where would it be?
Junior[/QUOTE]Every girl wath you meet in Simmers Terras (Kenyetta Ave) will go with you.
[QUOTE=Azeb 411]I agree 4000-5000 is just stupid it is a bit like those Ethiopian cute but Wet-Blanket-in Bed-Girls asking for US$100 for ST, but you know what the funny thing is some fools actually do Pay.[/QUOTE]Cool down Azeb. Charging 4000 -5000 is not stupid to them, in fact its clever cos its easier to come down in price that to go up and there are rich people who dont mind paying that much. Some call girls charge as much as 10,000 or more but these normally target diplomats and big businessmen. Also when you say 'some fools actually pay' does that mean there are other fools who dont?
Cheers!
[QUOTE=Junior]Thanks for your inputs.
If you were to suggest a place/club in Nairobi to find a travel companion - where would it be?
[/QUOTE]
Junior:
go to the well known places like Pavement, Madhouse, Simmers etc.! Or, even better, ask a nice girl you met in a restaurant, a shop or on the street! Brother, don't forget virtually all of them are available and all of them would be most pleased to accept your kind offer!
But again, personally I would not take a girl to a safari! It's getting too expensive and the cuty might have sky high expections in terms of a relationship then! Believe you me, I know what I am talking about! :)
I wish you a great time in Kenya!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Junior]Thanks for your inputs.
I did a safari some years ago and thought it was difficult to find ladies as I was driving around watching animals all day and then arrived at a lodge in the afternoon. That pretty much leaves the lodge staff for companionship.
If you were to suggest a place/club in Nairobi to find a travel companion - where would it be?
Junior[/QUOTE]Where is your safari starting? If Nairobi or Mombassa, you can meet women who will be only too happy to go with you. If it is smaller town, you would likely have fewer options. I agree with you that you are not going to find them while you are on safari because they cannot afford to go on safari, or because they are working for the safari company. Grab 1 before you leave. I agree with others though that you may then set very high expectations (which you could BS her with to stay out of LT commitment).
Will arrive in Nairobi July 9. Anyone interested in having a beer and check out the fun? 45 and european.
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Junior:
go to the well known places like Pavement, Madhouse, Simmers etc.! Or, even better, ask a nice girl you met in a restaurant, a shop or on the street! Brother, don't forget virtually all of them are available and all of them would be most pleased to accept your kind offer!
But again, personally I would not take a girl to a safari! It's getting too expensive and the cuty might have sky high expections in terms of a relationship then! Believe you me, I know what I am talking about! :)
I wish you a great time in Kenya!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Hi Hesekiels,
I need your help and Advice. I am due for few days off in sep 09 and hoping to have 5 day break in Kenya or Ghana.
What would you recommend Ghana or Kenya? I have been to ghana few times and had some great times with girls. I have been told that quality of girls in Nairobi is much superior and not too expensive either compare to Ghana. Please help me out any information regarding girl friendly hotel and rates in Nairobi will be great help also ST and LT rates and any pick up location will also help. How is security in Kenya compare to Ghana?
Thanks for the help.
Jim
[QUOTE=James Tott]
... I have been told that quality of girls in Nairobi is much superior and not too expensive either compare to Ghana... Please help me out any information regarding girl friendly hotel and rates in Nairobi will be great help also ST and LT rates and any pick up location will also help. How is security in Kenya compare to Ghana?
[/QUOTE]
Hi JT:
I would definitely not say that girls in Ghana are better than girls in Kenya (or vice versa)! It all depends on the cuty you pick up and it's certainly a matter of good luck as well. In both countries I had excellent experiences and embarrassing flops too! :)
Rates for ST approx 1000 - 1500 KHS, for LT approx 2000 - 2500. Make sure that you do not overpay!
As a GF hotel I would highly recommend Terminal Hotel. Great location and a fair price!
Regarding security: do not worry all too much, simply take the same precautions as in Accra!
Hope these information help a little!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
I would add that Accra is much safer than Nairobi but simply compare by reading the Rough/Lonely Planet guides. Accra may be getting more dangerous but from my 3 years in Accra and what I've read about Nairobi (confession: haven't been there yet) that Accra is safer although these things are always changing.
Any Indian girls?
I came back from Nairobi earlier this week. Those black honeys were damn sweet. I had a blast!
Even though Medellin can't hold a candle to Nairobi, I will finish my Medellin report before reporting about my experiences in Nairobi...
[QUOTE=Jeets Naila]Any Indian girls?[/QUOTE]
Plenty of Indian girls in Madhouse, especially on weekends, but I never met any I fancied taking home. If you prefer light-colored skin, try the Somalis. They get some bad press on ISG, but I had great times with them.
Loso
[QUOTE=Loso69]I came back from Nairobi earlier this week. Those black honeys were damn sweet. I had a blast!
Even though Medellin can't hold a candle to Nairobi, I will finish my Medellin report before reporting about my experiences in Nairobi...
Plenty of Indian girls in Madhouse, especially on weekends, but I never met any I fancied taking home. If you prefer light-colored skin, try the Somalis. They get some bad press on ISG, but I had great times with them.
Loso[/QUOTE]Look forward to reading about the black honeys. They seem pretty aggressive, don't they? I will find out at month's end. Please include where you stayed and how the hotel was.
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]............ Or, even better, ask a nice girl you met in a restaurant, a shop or on the street! Brother, don't forget virtually all of them are available and all of them would be most pleased to accept your kind offer!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Hesekiels come on man! Wher do you get off saying things like that. "don't forget virtually all of them are available and all of them would be most pleased to accept your kind offer! "
. So every girl in Kenya is a Hooker who will spread her legs for $$$?
That is a such a very Arrogant and Ignorant statement to make. No Offense Buddy, it is just not True.
[QUOTE=Zircon]How have people done with this site? I joined and met many women. Most offer their phone numbers very quickly, but I don't get there for another month, so I am not sure how it will pan out. One thing, there is no shortage of women on Nairobi.[/QUOTE]
If you are not very stupid it is easy to tell which ones are scamming and just forget them. To me Afro is a way of meeting somewhat more normal girls than the ones we can pick up easy. That is, no p4p but maybe some actual love.
I used to browse and email a lot of girls so I have a list of maybe 5 goodlooking girls waiting for my arrival. 2 of them will not answer my calls when I am there. One will not match my linkings and that leaves me with the choice of two lovely ladys that are happy to see me. To me that is OK but if one onely wants to get laid, go to madhouse or Simmers and pick up what you like.
Just returned from Nairobi. Had a great time there, also thanks to AfroIntro.
Used AI to meet really hot girls (20-25 and the best looking ones). Wanted some real hunting (and not only P4P) and some local contacts which always can bring you to places that you do not go from the tour guide. My lesson learned: do not start to early. 2 weeks is enough. What is the use of mailing for months? Have a few phone numbers after one or two mails and go there and meet with them. I had a great time and met a few nice ones.
Nightlife:
Nairobia is quite big, so prepare for some 20-30 minutes taxi drives to go to areas like Westlands.
In Westlands: had great times at Gypsies (a bar cum restaurant cum dance club). It starts around 10 to become full. Nice place with local and expat crowd. WG's are there too (like everywhere in Nairobi).
Was in Casablanca too a nice lounge bar cum dance club. Stylish place.
Many WG's (but also non working locals) go to Black Diamond (center) after they have visited other places.
Girls in general: some members reported that "every african girl is available". I do not agree (and I am quite good with getting women). Maybe if you talk about simple gils or the rural areas, but a university educated girl from a well to do family in Nairobi is really not waiting for John Doe from Oklahoma.
But in general they like white men for sure, so if you are nice you can have a great time.
Shopping centers: Jaja (so-so), Nakumatt (Westlands) nice and Westgate (the best)
Hotel: stayed at Fairview. Very nice place with friendly staff. Definitely GFriendly, especially if you take a first class room. You have your own entrance in the garden and do not pass reception. But this has a price, roughly USD 130 a night
[QUOTE=Azeb 411]So every girl in Kenya is a Hooker who will spread her legs for $$$?
That is a such a very Arrogant and Ignorant statement to make. No Offense Buddy, it is just not True.[/QUOTE]Azeb:
yes, you are certainly right! Not every Kenyan girl will spread her legs for $$$!
Herewith I correct my previous statement as follows: "about 93% would be most pleased ..."! And of course not all of them are hookers who do it for $$$! A number of them just expect some "taxi money" after the deed! :)
BTW, Azeb, are you familiar with the meaning of the word "virtually" that was written in the respective post? :)
Hope this makes things clearer now? And of course it's just my experience!
IMHO
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Azeb:
yes, you are certainly right! Not every Kenyan girl will spread her legs for $$$!
Herewith I correct my previous statement as follows: "about 93% would be most pleased ..."! And of course not all of them are hookers who do it for $$$! A number of them just expect some "taxi money" after the deed! :)
BTW, Azeb, are you familiar with the meaning of the word "virtually" that was written in the respective post? :)
Hope this makes things clearer now? And of course it's just my experience!
IMHO
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Wath is the different for the mzungu to give money or to give taxi money, if the girl recived 1000kes for parfum or 1000kes for taxi. Litthe bit sonsens
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Azeb:
yes, you are certainly right! Not every Kenyan girl will spread her legs for $$$!
Herewith I correct my previous statement as follows: "about 93% would be most pleased ..."! And of course not all of them are hookers who do it for $$$! A number of them just expect some "taxi money" after the deed! :)
BTW, Azeb, are you familiar with the meaning of the word "virtually" that was written in the respective post? :)
Hope this makes things clearer now? And of course it's just my experience!
IMHO
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]This is my experience
100% of girls met at a disco/nightclub would do it. Note to agree to do it is not the same as actually doing it, and doing it does not mean it was great.
0% of born again girls i met in church would do it. However this may be because i met them in church.
I dont think its worth mentioning girls who are accompanied by their boyfriends, lesbians, girls who are mensturating, Ugly girls etc etc.
I really do think things should be seen in context. One will have to have tried all kenyan girls in order to come up with accurate figures. For example, if i tried one girl on sunday night and she agreed then technically that can be 100% success. However if i tried two girls and one accepted then that is 50%. Now this 50% would be very unlikely to happen since I would have a feel for who and where to find girls who can do it so to avoid time wasting these would be my first choice.
Datingsite girls are chatting mutch with many mzungus. Very rare that one of this girls are in meeting with man from chat. This girls are so hungry for this one fish. Will go very fast with you to supermarket. In my historie. I did meeting with +300 girls from afro or tagged. Not one was not after my money. Somethimes this girls will married with you after one minut. Many of this girls asking bifore meeting about parfum for gift (not fake parfum) but parfum from 7000kes.
End also funny. This mzungu going with full notebook with phone numbers to kenya. Big problem is thiming for meetings. End never you now. For one h or full night.
I give advice. Go to disco. Choise end pay. No emotions.
Most or mzungus having no plan to married. Only doing datingsite sport. End hope that Hi can have sex without money.
[QUOTE=Enzo 2009]100% of girls met at a disco/nightclub would do it. Note to agree to do it is not the same as actually doing it, and doing it does not mean it was great.
0% of born again girls i met in church would do it. However this may be because i met them in church.
I dont think its worth mentioning girls who are accompanied by their boyfriends, lesbians, girls who are mensturating, Ugly girls etc etc.
.[/QUOTE]
Enzo:
great summary! Hence I think it would be pointless to continue with this rather fruitless discussion!
Anyway, I am certain that everybody has own experiences with Kenyan girls. Some experiences might be comparable, others might be entirely different! But I do admit that's actually nothing but a commonplace! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Willyboy]... I did meeting with +300 girls from afro or tagged. Not one was not after my money. ...[/QUOTE]
Willyboy:
wow, that's truly amazing! 300 girls and no one was after your money! Congrats! I am most impressed and would be keen to learn how this was possible!?
Honestly spoken, I never ever had a free lunch! Neither in Africa, nor in any other country!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Willy Boy used a double negative when he said that "not one was not after my money..." In otherwords, he did not encounter one woman who was not trying to take his money... and that all the dating site women had multiple men on the hook.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Not one was not after my money.[/QUOTE]
Rather than using a double negative, it would be simpler to say that all the girls were after your money.
My girls were all pros. Obviously, they all wanted my money. The good news is that they genuinely seemed to want my dick as well. :)
Loso
Not all girls ask for money! If You have a girlfriend You must only guest her, pay for food, dresses, perfumes, not ordinary sunglasses etc. But sometimes happens:
1) the father or mother or sister etc. is sick in the hospital and he (she) need some amount of money;
2) her landlord ask the rent for some months ago;
3) she has a baby and the baby is sick because of malaria and need some medicine;
4) etc. etc.
Unluckily they don’t have money, so ….
[QUOTE=Slowalk]Willy Boy used a double negative when he said that "not one was not after my money..." In otherwords, he did not encounter one woman who was not trying to take his money... and that all the dating site women had multiple men on the hook.[/QUOTE]Slowalk:
Holy smoke, you are right! Sorry, my mistake! I did not read WB's post thoroughly enough!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Ioneto]... If You have a girlfriend You must only guest her, pay for food, dresses, perfumes, not ordinary sunglasses etc. But sometimes happens:
1) the father or mother or sister etc. is sick in the hospital and he (she) need some amount of money;
2) her landlord ask the rent for some months ago;
3) she has a baby and the baby is sick because of malaria and need some medicine;
4) etc. etc.[/QUOTE]Yes exactly, and at the end of the day this is getting even more expensive than paying a pro for LT! Agreed?
Cheers!
Hesekiels
If you think to meet datinggirl. End this girl want not your money. Than you have wet draem. It is not only striktly banknotes. But matrial thinks.10 x more than money to the point. To write with datingsite girls is good when you have free thime in your country but not losed your thime with this girls in Kenya. End by evry datingappointment. This girls coming always 60 minutes tolaet. Somethimes girls making appointments. But not coming. (no money for transport) No kredit for phone. Always flash. Plaese call my Datingsite girls are only adder type of malaya than disco malaya. But distination is same. Aeting your money.
This datingsite girls having 500 contakts for chat. End if you meet. Than you are the money sigar
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]... yes exactly, and at the end of the day this is getting even more expensive than paying a pro for LT! Agreed?
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]In this website are clever boys.
Good thinking without tusker.
[QUOTE=Swede Thing]If you are not very stupid it is easy to tell which ones are scamming and just forget them. To me Afro is a way of meeting somewhat more normal girls than the ones we can pick up easy. That is, no p4p but maybe some actual love.
I used to browse and email a lot of girls so I have a list of maybe 5 goodlooking girls waiting for my arrival. 2 of them will not answer my calls when I am there. One will not match my linkings and that leaves me with the choice of two lovely ladys that are happy to see me. To me that is OK but if one onely wants to get laid, go to madhouse or Simmers and pick up what you like.[/QUOTE]Hi,
I would agree that many of them on Afro seem to be looking for something LT. I love chatting with women from the site. Within 10 minutes you can be describing exactly what you are going to do to them and they go for it. Very amusing. Either that, or the guy in Nigeria posing as the chick is doing a good job and getting his kicks. We'll see. I go an <2 weeks. Renting a 4x4 with some night driving in Nairobi. A little scared about that part, thoughI have never had problems elsewhere.
Dear colleagues,
I will arrive in Nairobi within two weeks, and I need advice.
The local business is trying to set me in the Holiday Inn hotel, but I have no idea if it is in the right place and if it is GF.
I would normally go browsing for information myself, but unfortunately at this time I am short of both time and internet connectivity.
I hope some experienced member would be so kind to tell me what is the right place to be (hotel) - I need to know that rather quickly, or I will be stuck with the local biz selection.
Thank you in advance, I hope I will be able to meet you there.
Arthur
Hello Esekiels, we are on the same wave!
I think Kenya is a paradise for us middle aged (or more).
We discuss about it’s to much to give girls more 1000 Ksh or 2000, for us, it’s a joke, sure we discuss it for to keep the market down.
But for this amount we have a young girl who sleep all the night and enjoy sex with us. I don’t use to go with escorts here, but I think it’s too different, and I’m not speaking about the money, girls in Kenya are similar to be as girlfriends.
Sometimes I put in this site my opinion, based on my experience, but there are something I cant’t understand in Kenya (an maybe in all Africa) so I write my tale, and open a discussion (I hope) about it.
In the evening, in Mombasa Casablanca I met a erithrean girl, we took the dinner in the overseas chinese restaurant in Moi Avenue, after the tusks (I recommend it because very good); after rhe dinner she told me to aspect her in Casablanca. As I was boring, without to aspect, I went to New Florida.
Arrived there some sharks came, but one Luo girl attracted me as very hot, tall, big matako and tits but not fat and a nice face.
She opened her legs in front of me, whispered she would smoke my cigar, put her hand inside my pants, so, because I can resist all things except temptations (Oscar Wilde), I kept her and we went to sleep.
In the room she give a streap tease, after showed me her pussy.
Joking I told her: “I want come inside You”.
In the dialogue after me is “m” and the girl is “g”.
g: eh? You ar’not my!
m: why? You let Your boy friend to come inside Yoy?
g: yes!
m: and if a baby born?
g: he’s my baby!
m: is Your boy friend an African boy?
g: no, he’s European
m: old as me?
g: no, young.
m: so you you like him!
g: no, he’s ugly.
After few seconds:
g: You can came inside me.
m: and if a baby born?
g: Italian baby are very nice!
I put my condom and I fucked her, when she began to moan I started to fuck better until began to cry, for about 40’ (because of that and similar tales I told Luo girl are very hot).
In the morning I put my dick on her thigh, she smiled and opened her legs, waiting to be fucked without condom (obviously I met it).
As many girls told me they like to fuck me without condom, my curiosity is if they want, or like, or they wait for to get pregnant, or the hell do they think about to receive sperm in their pussy.
Ps: I gave her 2000 Ksh.
[QUOTE=Ioneto]... As many girls told me they like to fuck me without condom, my curiosity is if they want, or like, or they wait for to get pregnant, or the hell do they think about to receive sperm in their pussy.
Ps: I gave her 2000 Ksh.[/QUOTE]
Ioneto:
2000 KSH is fair! And yes, Ioneto, I have experienced exactly the same like you. I met also quite a lot of African girls who liked to be f**ked without raincoat, just to become pregnant from a white guy! First I never understood why, but later I was told by one cuty that they feel somehow privileged when they have a mixed baby 9 months after the deed! It is a little strange, isn't it? :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Ioneto]As many girls told me they like to fuck me without condom, my curiosity is if they want, or like, or they wait for to get pregnant, or the hell do they think about to receive sperm in their pussy.
Ps: I gave her 2000 Ksh.[/QUOTE]Well well well. Lets understand this. An girl in florida who does not mind getting a mixed blood baby, in these harsh economic times, from somebody they may not be together with for long? My guess is they have HIV and are looking to spread it around. By the way it does happen.
Also its not likely they will get pregnant as they will most likely be taking some kind of contraceptive (e.g birth control injections). It happens by the way.
It would make sense if she was looking for marriage and then have mixed blood kids cos that would look respectable to everybody (friends, relatives etc etc).
Beware out there.
Hello,
I related one story, I’was very interested in Your opinion, because myself I have many different of them, and one is similar to opinion of Enzo, other is to Ezekiels.
I know how for African girls is important to have babies, and, like the animals in Africa, to give them the best chances to survive;
I know as well how HIV positives can to have a strong thirst of vengeance versus healthy people.
So I think every hypothesis can to be the right one, It’s depend of circumstances.
In the story by me narrated I think so:
- she didn’t like her msungu boyfriend;
- she met a man that she preferred;
- she would like to get pregnant from him;
- the boyfriend arriving the following week (I omitted to mention it) believe to be the father.
About HIV virus, I can tell another story: 12 years ago I had a girlfriend, making love with her bareback; after test we discovered she was positive, and I was in big pain, as you can understand.
After few month I repeated the test and I was negative, as I am now.
The skin is a very good protection versus HIV virus, as condom too, but if in the sexual intercourse something happens (a slight wound or the condom broken, as can to succeed), believe me, You are in a very big trouble.
I’m glad cause I inserted a new interesting subject.
hi Ezekiels, ciao Enzo
[QUOTE=Ioneto]Hello,
I know how for African girls is important to have babies, and, like the animals in Africa, to give them the best chances to survive.[/QUOTE]Do u really live in Africa??? I wish you knew just how serious the dumping of babies and abortion situation is amongst unmarried women in Africa.
Unlike the animals who do not have to pay rent, educate their kids or take them to doctor when sick, poor african women in the city face significant challenges bringing up kids and many are they who choose not to have any.
Anyway its good sales tactic to make you man feel like the best she has ever met.
You are a very brave man to have sex with hiv infected women without a condom. Its a bit like playing russian roulette. I would never play that game myself.
Cheers!
Before we start HIV / bareback discussions here, that is what the SafeSex chapter is for.
About the Pregnant issue: bear in mind that a lot of us are in midlife or later, so have a lot of life experience. Young girls do not have that of course and maybe many of them will be naively dreaming about the white man making her pregnant and marrying her. Becoming pregnant is a (stupid) method of trying to keep a man all over the world. So why not here?
About Wanting Money: with all due respect for everybody here... but if you are in your 50's and have a beer belly, you are dress like 1970's fashion.... and you want a girl in her early twenties.... then what else can you expect a beautiful young girl to get out of that other than presents or getting her family in a better situation? They are not bad (most of the time) but some of us can be naive sometimes.
On top of that: our western ideas about love and choosing the one you really love is something we can have because we have the welfare for it. In most countries in the world a marriage is not about love but about making a good choice in life. In the belief that the love will maybe come later.
Again: i do not want to insult anybody, but we must be realistic.
[QUOTE=Fslag338]
... About Wanting Money: with all due respect for everybody here... but if you are in your 50's and have a beer belly, you are dress like 1970's fashion.... and you want a girl in her early twenties.... then what else can you expect a beautiful young girl ... [/QUOTE]
Fslag338:
maybe it is not only a matter of age? I still remember very well that I paid also when I was 27 years old! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Fslag338:
maybe it is not only a matter of age? I still remember very well that I paid also when I was 27 years old! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]I suspect it is not age but the correlated variables of wealth-race-experience-hope. As I see it, many of these girls have very little hope for their futures and we represent that.
[QUOTE=Zircon]I suspect it is not age but the correlated variables of wealth-race-experience-hope. As I see it, many of these girls have very little hope for their futures and we represent that.[/QUOTE]
That's key! Well, I could imagine that even George Clooney would have to pay, and most likely slightly more than you and I?! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Enzo 2009]Do u really live in Africa??? I wish you knew just how serious the dumping of babies and abortion situation is amongst unmarried women in Africa.
Enzo, I know that situation but You extrapolated the sense of my words. I never met pregnant a girl or was near to it. I spoke about only one bad experience 12 years ago. I clarify: I didn’t met that girl in Casablanca or Florida, she was 31 y.o. from a good family (I have yet contacts with them) , she was starting to live with me, taking the pill, and I took care of her for years after the bad surprise. I was only imprudent.
I was speaking academically about HIV virus because doctors, finding me surprised about no infection, told me it’s not so easy as I believed.
HIV is dangerous and terrible, more dangerous is hepatitis virus, easier to be infected from, no medicine for it and bringing in few years to cancer or cirrhosis, so condom is not important but indispensable.
You can understand as scared I was. I was imprudent and twice lucky.
Please, it’s not for to polemize, only clarify: I think when people misunderstand my words it’s because I’m not capable to explain me
[QUOTE=Arthur66]Dear colleagues,
I will arrive in Nairobi within two weeks, and I need advice.
The local business is trying to set me in the Holiday Inn hotel, but I have no idea if it is in the right place and if it is GF.
I would normally go browsing for information myself, but unfortunately at this time I am short of both time and internet connectivity.
I hope some experienced member would be so kind to tell me what is the right place to be (hotel) - I need to know that rather quickly, or I will be stuck with the local biz selection.
Thank you in advance, I hope I will be able to meet you there.
Arthur[/QUOTE]Most hotels in Kenya are GF in you follow the law........ the Chicks have to register at the front desk, but so many Guy just want her to come up and try to sneak her up to their rooms I repeat.
It is the law In Kenya, guest must register to go up, and it is also for your protection.
I especially like The Phillipines where the F/Desk will even give you a call to tell you "your Guest is leaving" and if you dont pick up the phone or say it is "ok!" she will not be allowed to leave the hotel.
[QUOTE=Ioneto][QUOTE=Enzo 2009]Do u really live in Africa??? I wish you knew just how serious the dumping of babies and abortion situation is amongst unmarried women in Africa.
I didn’t met that girl in Casablanca or Florida, she was 31 y.o. from a good family (I have yet contacts with them) , she was starting to live with me, taking the pill, and I took care of her for years after the bad surprise. I was only imprudent.
[/QUOTE]Ah, I understand now.
I misunderstood you.
Sorry ;-)
y guys, first time posting and I really could do with a quick bit of advice.
Am in Nairobi very soon and alone, and have just seen that the Hilton has reduced its room prices significantly. But is the hotel girl friendly? I will be booking a double room for 2 adults whatever, but doesn't mean that they won't make a fuss at the front desk?
Have read the report about girls all signing in so any girl I take back could do that.
Anyway, any advice on the Hilton in particular would be most appreciated guys.
Maybe will catch up wid some of you when am in town?
Take care and thanx.
[QUOTE=The Moff Man]
Am in Nairobi very soon and alone, and have just seen that the Hilton has reduced its room prices significantly. But is the hotel girl friendly? I will be booking a double room for 2 adults whatever, but doesn't mean that they won't make a fuss at the front desk?
Have read the report about girls all signing in so any girl I take back could do that.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to the forum. Some girls do not enjoy the fact they have to sign. I stayed at the Hilton several years back, the girls tried to sneak by security and up to my room, but alas, security was very tight and remarkably they would not take bribes, guess the hotel is heavily scrutinized by CCTV.
Had to pay the $30 charge. Hilton is not exactly the ideal, although well located i don`t bother with it, always stay at the Terminal Hotel, very cheap, basic, and above all GF.
Below, the Hilton receptionist is showing the room in uniform, always at hand with pen and notepad, my every need to be taken care of. Rooms have since been refit. Seriously though, this one did not like the fact that she had to register.
Hi guys,
I'm fairly new to ISG and was just wondering- which country is the best deal for sex with attractive women in Africa, keeping in mind that some are more expensive to get to.
For example (I'm coming out of Chicago), if Kenya is $1500 to get to and from, and sex is $25, and South Africa is $1100 to get to and from, and sex is $45, I'd probably go for South Africa. I'll probably go for around 10 days...
I've never been with a black chick before I bet it's exciting! Hope to see a different part of the world and appreciate a new culture too!
Kenya is better, as there are more chicks available for sex and most of them are genuinely horny so they give better value for money. I havent been to South Africa but I should imagine its hard to get sex with a gorgeous black girl for less than $50 and then it would cost you so much more there for accomodation, transport and food. In my opinion East african girls are a hundred times prettier than South African blacks, and if you shop around for a cheaper airline (there are some good deals outta London return, if you can get a ticket from the US to London for the connection) it wouldnt cost more to get to Kenya than to South Africa.
Twardzik6969,
My next African adventure will be in Madagascar. The cheapest tickets are with charter airline Corsairfly direct from Paris. I didn't fancy that.
The alternative was to buy 2 separate tickets and stop over in either Nairobi or Jo'burg. As for you, Jo'burg was the cheaper option.
I did some research on Jo'burg on ISG. The scene is mostly escorts. Few girls show their face, so they're basically blind dates. And Jo'burg sounds fucking dangerous!
I've been to Nairobi. I loved it! Meeting freelancers in discos is way more fun than calling faceless escorts. Kenyan & Somali chicks totally rock! I'll be spending another 11 days in Nairobi on my way to/from Madagascar.
Loso
Willyboy will fly Frankfurt-Mombasa 419 euro.26/7. Meetings for tusker?
[QUOTE=Loso69]Twardzik6969,
My next African adventure will be in Madagascar. The cheapest tickets are with charter airline Corsairfly direct from Paris. I didn't fancy that.
The alternative was to buy 2 separate tickets and stop over in either Nairobi or Jo'burg. As for you, Jo'burg was the cheaper option.
I did some research on Jo'burg on ISG. The scene is mostly escorts. Few girls show their face, so they're basically blind dates. And Jo'burg sounds fucking dangerous!
I've been to Nairobi. I loved it! Meeting freelancers in discos is way more fun than calling faceless escorts. Kenyan & Somali chicks totally rock! I'll be spending another 11 days in Nairobi on my way to/from Madagascar.
Loso[/QUOTE]I know you had a lot of fun mate! I am still with the same girl, it worked out fine as you can understand. Sorry I didn't hang out more :)
As far as Nairobi is concerned, Terminal is probably the cheapest and most GF as well as it is very safe.
Madhouse, Gypsys, Black Diamon etc are all very good places. Madhouse is loaded with prostitutes. The other Florida is a bit boring, but the Pango next door (F3) is a nice bar/strip club to get the evening started. Most clubs are not full until 11-12 at night. You could also go to Simmers.
[QUOTE=Twardzik6969]Hi guys,
I'm fairly new to ISG and was just wondering- which country is the best deal for sex with attractive women in Africa, keeping in mind that some are more expensive to get to.
For example (I'm coming out of Chicago), if Kenya is $1500 to get to and from, and sex is $25, and South Africa is $1100 to get to and from, and sex is $45, I'd probably go for South Africa. I'll probably go for around 10 days...
I've never been with a black chick before I bet it's exciting! Hope to see a different part of the world and appreciate a new culture too![/QUOTE]Try AA or UA for ORD-FRA and then take Condor (believe they are a Lufthansa daughter) FRA-MBA; you should come out at about $1200 or so, depending upon the time of year. Make sure to stop over in FRA for at least a day and visit one of the nearby FKK's (like Oase or World) and you won't believe your eyes.
Have never mongered in ZA but been there a couple of times on biz. Durban looks like the only major town with some potential for our kind of entertainment, but I would expect you pay way more than you would in Mombasa or Nairobi.
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]I know you had a lot of fun mate! I am still with the same girl, it worked out fine as you can understand. Sorry I didn't hang out more :)[/QUOTE]
You had a steady (non-pro) GF. I had a different (pro) GF every night. We had different agendas, but we both had fun :)
Loso
I will be in Nairobi from Monday 2nd. I would love to meet other members there. Please reply or PM me if interested.
Looking forward to meeting you.
Arthur
Due to the current money situation my company has booked me in at the 680 hotel for my visit next week, rather than my usual choice of the Hilton.
I have read some blogs that say this hotel has ladies available in rooms on site. I have checked with the hotel and they do not have sauna / massage in the hotel - which has always been a good source of "room service" at the Hilton. Can any of you experienced mongers provide some up to date information please.
Thanks
[QUOTE=Tractor Boy]Due to the current money situation my company has booked me in at the 680 hotel for my visit next week, rather than my usual choice of the Hilton.
I have read some blogs that say this hotel has ladies available in rooms on site. I have checked with the hotel and they do not have sauna / massage in the hotel - which has always been a good source of "room service" at the Hilton. Can any of you experienced mongers provide some up to date information please.
Thanks[/QUOTE]
They will be sitting at the 2nd floor bar and also at the cafe downstair. Make sure you are booked for double as the hotel has security in every floor and they are very strict. I would avoid the 680 at all cost.
[QUOTE=Ze Gato]I would avoid the 680 at all cost.[/QUOTE]
I second that!
However, if you have booked a double room make sure that you always register the girl before going to your room. In this case the security guards cannot hassle you!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Thanks to you both for the advice - which I will take.
A collegue has advised me to book just along the road from the 680, at Chester House. These are apartments, which are cheaper than than the hotel and am told there is a restaurant within the complex - the Fiesta - where I can get meals and drinks and some evening entertainment.
Is this a good choice at Ks 4500 / night?
Just returned from Nairobi business & mongering trip.
Stayed at Natural Oak Apartments in Hurlingham area (10 minutes by cab to the city center or Westlands, where all the action is).
Quiet, perfectly clean, save (24h security, nice guys BTW, can also arrange for girls), full privacy and very GF. Nice people, too.
Costs: USD 95 / night for a luxury 1 bedroom penthouse apartment.
There are also smaller apartments at lower rates.
Self-catering only but everything you need is available in the apartment (kitchen, microwave, cutlery etc.), supermarkets nearby (Yaya center, Prestige Plaza, Nakumatt Junction).
Recommendable.
They have a website, just google them.
[QUOTE=Tractor Boy]Thanks to you both for the advice - which I will take.
A collegue has advised me to book just along the road from the 680, at Chester House. These are apartments, which are cheaper than than the hotel and am told there is a restaurant within the complex - the Fiesta - where I can get meals and drinks and some evening entertainment.
Is this a good choice at Ks 4500 / night?[/QUOTE]The location couldn't be better - 50m walk to Madhouse.
But also a lot of noise & pollution - you are in the middle of Nairobi CBD.
Apartments & furniture a bit old, but for 4500 Ks still a good choice.
They have a website, just google Chester House Nairobi.
I just stayed for 1 week at Natural Oak Apartments in Hurlingham, see my report.
[QUOTE=Tractor Boy]Thanks to you both for the advice - which I will take.
A collegue has advised me to book just along the road from the 680, at Chester House. These are apartments, which are cheaper than than the hotel and am told there is a restaurant within the complex - the Fiesta - where I can get meals and drinks and some evening entertainment.
Is this a good choice at Ks 4500 / night?[/QUOTE]Stay away from hotel 680, very corrupt hotel.
[QUOTE=Tractor Boy]Thanks to you both for the advice - which I will take.
A collegue has advised me to book just along the road from the 680, at Chester House. These are apartments, which are cheaper than than the hotel and am told there is a restaurant within the complex - the Fiesta - where I can get meals and drinks and some evening entertainment.
Is this a good choice at Ks 4500 / night?[/QUOTE]
The 680 is like staying in a bus station compared to the Hilton !
The Chester suites are quite ok ... not plush like the Hilton - but comfortable apartments .. and you can fill it with as many ladies as you like!
Hi there Tractor Boy,
I was in Nairobi most of last year and can heartily recommend a certain lady for you.
As a fellow regular member I cannot IM you with the contacts, but Arthur66 has them so just IM him and ask him for her number, He is in Nairobi this week.
Have fun!
Fellow members,
I just came back from Nairobi, after one week of unmitigated fun. I would like to share with you my findings.
First of all, I stayed at the Comfort Hotel. It is a smallish hotel located outside of the town centre, it takes 20 minutes and 300 KSH each way to go to town. At 60 USD a night, it is good value for money, although a bit basic. Very friendly staff, good security, no frills. I booked a double room for a small extra charge, and it was a good idea. Restaurant and bar are present onsite. Taxi outside are in an agreement with the hotel, any issue with them go to the reception. They are nice guys as well, always tried 400 KSH, always settled for 300.
Secondly, the juicy part. After much study, I figured out that the best option for me was Simmers. Reason is that the other two standard locations do not start operating till 10 PM, which is incompatible with my need for early wake up (business). At Simmers, directly opposite the 680 hotel, you find anything you want, including beer, food, music, smoking areas, and a nice selection of girls.
Arrived on Monday morning, I hit the floor on Monday night. Scored a 25 years old lady, 1500 KSH, nice body, a bit flat as breast, but friendly and accommodating. Good oral, straight sex. Two good hours of fun.
Tuesday I took a break. Went to Simmers but did not find anything interesting, and I was kinda tired. Disadvantages of working during the day.
Wednesday I hit the jackpot. Tatjana approached me, and I was sold. Model body, slim ass, catwalk dressed, high heels, and great class. She chased me and I had no doubt. She was the one!
Shortening a long story, she came with me at the hotel (2000 KSH), and made my head spinning. Oral, vaginal, and she eventually took it even in the ass, although not to completion. She does CIM as well, and she is a real stunner, 9 on my scale. Small boobs, but her nipples are 'alive' as I seldom have seen. 22 years old, no children, good character, smoker, hairdresser student. That ass of her will fill my dreams for a long time. And she knows how to take a man. She remembers me of the Philipino girls. The more you give it to them, the more they want it. Tatjana was the same. Only danger: serious risk to loose your mind, and to get involved. Be careful.
I had her all nights, and I got completely wasted in her. She drained me.
A few advices for you all. Nairobi is a relatively safe city, never had problems downtown.
Simmers is populated practically all day long, you don't have to wait late nite for action. Most of its public is local, I saw a very few whites around.
Dress smart. Ladies will chase you down, which is the best option as you can then negotiate what you want.
Be prepared to a lot of 'I love you', 'call me baby', and the rest of the repertoire. Also be prepared to be requested to pick them up, offer them a drink, etc. I dumped the first one on these basis. 'pick me up at Simmers at 10'? Well, darling, sorry but she did not get it. She work for me, not the other way around. Keep your eyes open guys, these ladies are natural born manipulators. Always remember why you pay them.
For the clarity, I am white. I heard from colleagues that white man=money, so I might have received special treatment. But I am sure that every nice, good looking guy would easily score there.
Hotels: I would steer clear of the upper class places, Stanley included. Expensive beyond reason, I have the gut feeling that if you try to enjoy yourself, they would spoil it.
What you want is a nice, cheap and friendly place, with staff that smile at you when you come in to register your 'friend', with big beds a not pretentious. I know Comfort Hotel, but there are surely other places.
Go to Simmers, well dressed, and relax. Get a drink, sit somewhere, relax with the music. If you are white, it is your lucky day. Girls will chase you down. Just don't believe whatever they tell you.
Always use a condom! HIV is a real threat there. Do that for yourself and for you partner, spouse, fiance or occasional. It is up to us to stop this disease, and to return sex to what it has always been, fun.
And be nice. Kenyan people is friendly, so reciprocate.
Enjoy!
Kind regards,
Arthur
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... Simmers is populated practically all day long, you don't have to wait late nite for action. Most of its public is local, I saw a very few whites around... Go to Simmers, well dressed, and relax. Get a drink, sit somewhere, relax with the music. ...
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Arthur is right! Simmers was and is a good place to be! If you like a 2 hrs ST session after having had lunch, or you are looking for a nice girl for the entire night, Simmers has a good selection of cuties. However, I like it best at night when they are having live music plus dozens of nicely dressed girls there! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Many thanks to all you regular mongers for the advice, I was sure you wouldn't let me down.
I will stay at Chester House and make afternoon use of Simmers, which I see is just a short walk from Chester House.
One last piece of advice - is it safe for me (a mzungo) to go to some of the stip clubs I hear about, such as Liddos and Apple Bees & are they worth the effort. Or am I better to stay local.
Thanks in advance
[quote=tractor boy]one last piece of advice - is it safe for me (a mzungo) to go to some of the stip clubs i hear about, such as liddos and apple bees & are they worth the effort. or am i better to stay local.[/quote]
the only strip club i visited was pango (f3). the cover charge was 400 kes (500 kes some nights), which also gives you free entrance to florida 2000 (f2). the girls will dance for you in the bar for free or a small tip. private lap dances (in the smoking room lol) are 1000 kes (only top removed) and 2000 kes (nude). as jamjam222 said, it's a good option to while away the time before the discos get packed. and you could get some girls' numbers and meet them outside work.
jamjam222 also visited lidos. he was the only mzungu there and none of the girls appealed to him.
another strip club is red tape. you may want to have a peek inside before going to black diamond (just across the hallway).
btw, they call them strips clubs, but the girls never strip naked! only sexily dressed pole dancing. no tits, no pussy :(
loso
[QUOTE=Nanar4697]Tell me more about the hilton I've been here some times and went to jockey bar but never find something interesting.
Nanar[/QUOTE]I was at the Hilton last week and didn't do either sauna or massage. I went into the pub 2x but it was dead both times. It costs $25 to bring a girl into the hotel.
I suggest people either just go to clubs and meet women or join afrointrod. It is easy to get laid. I went to Casablanca and there were plenty of women. I was with 1 and her 2 friends. Ended up sucking on each of their tits in the club when we got drunk. Screwed my mate from afrointrod and was told by her buddy that she wanted my horny buddy to come to Kenya so she could fuck him (so long as he treated her nice). None of them asked for or were interested in $. The girls really like white guys in that country.
[QUOTE=Nanar4697]Tell me more about the hilton I've been here some times and went to jockey bar but never find something interesting.
Nanar[/QUOTE]Was a regular visitor to the health / massage spa in the hotel & had friendly chats with the girls. After using the facilities for a genuine massage (with HR), some were willing to visit my room for an unofficial massage & with them being fully qualified, you can be sure that the "full service" was excellent.
Reading my Lonely Planet Guide, this cheapo hotel in central Nairobi gets a pretty good write up.
Anyone have any personal experience of the place? Is it tolerable for a couple of nights in town? More importantly, is it GF?
Cheers.
[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]Reading my Lonely Planet Guide, this cheapo hotel in central Nairobi gets a pretty good write up.
Anyone have any personal experience of the place? Is it tolerable for a couple of nights in town? More importantly, is it GF?
Cheers.[/QUOTE]
CS:
indeed a very good choice! Although it is certainly no 5 star hotel it is excellently located and IMHO the ideal place for our hobby! :) I am also a regular guest there and would recommend to give it a try!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
This is my first report, to give back to forum that has helped me so much in the past. I have being mongering for the last 20 years. Because of my work I travel a lot. So it is usually short trips, very busy schedule.
A short update on Nairobi. A spend 3 days, as part of a business trip. Stayed at the Panafric. The Panafric charge 4000 to let a girl in, and the lady needs to register.
On my first day I pick-up a girl at Florida, but she did not had an ID, and she was not allowed to get in. So first night I sleep alone.
After serching in this forum I found a recommendation for the Kenya Comfort Hotel suites. It was 4000 a night for a double, so I book a room, but kept the one in Panafric because of work duties. The hotel is basic, but clean. For mongering the hotel is quite good. Very friendly staff. Girls need to register, but no surprises at checkout as no fee is charged. There is another Confort Hotel downtwon, closer to the action, but I have no experience with that one.
Action. First night I went to Florida, on a Monday. Many nice girls, 90% of the girls seem to be willing and available. I chat with a few ones, pick one, around 20 years old, around a 7, and we went to the hotel. As I said before the girl did not have an ID, she was not allowed in the hotel. I gave her some money and she left.
Next day I finish work early and visit summers. Summers is an open space area full of small, basic bars. Quite a significant number of girls as early as 7 pm. Again, 90 % seem to be available. Many look like non pro, semi-pros. Many locals, just relaxing after work.
I approached a nice petite girl, very friendly and we had dinner togethe. After dinner wile waking away from simmers I see a really beautiful girl, probably a 9-10. She was with other 2 girls, and she was very shy. I manage to say good bye to my first lady, and approach the group. I engage in conversation with the other two, but finally the very pretty one got engaged. We chat a bit, and we then went to the hotel. She was very very sweet. Slim beautiful body, small but very pretty tits, a dream. Her oral was quite good, sex was ok. We spend the night together, make love three times. She never asked or mention money. She gave me her phone number and I give her 3000 s.
Next day I went again to summers. Was thinking on ringing my girl of the previous night, while waiting outside summers. I was approached by a few hardcore pros. After a while, I see a group of four girls coming in my direction. One of them make a joke and we start chatting. One of the them was quite nice. We started to talk, I invited her to go for a drink. She append to be a student, civil engineering. At first I didn't believe her, but as we speak it became clear that it was true. Long story short, we had some drinks, later went to the hotel and spend the night together. She was VEEEERY shy, too much. All in all the experience was ok. She also never mentioned money at any time. I just pay the taxi. She gave me her phone number and we say good bye with a kiss.
It does not seem to be difficult to pick up ordinary girls. While I was at the panafric, while waiting for the elevator, I started to chat with a nice young lady. She was taking some training sessions at a workshop in the hotel. She gave me her number and insisted on going out together later at night. Just a note, this is very unusual for me.
In summary, very good experience. Will be looking to go back to Nairobi with more time. If looking for semi pros, simmers seems to be a very good place, but do not be shy to approach regular girls, as they seem to be quite willing to go with a foreigner.
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This is my first report, to give back to forum that has helped me so much in the past. I have being mongering for the last 20 years. Because of my work I travel a lot. So it is usually short trips, very busy schedule.
A short update on Nairobi. A spend 3 days, as part of a business trip. Stayed at the Panafric. The Panafric charge 4000 to let a girl in, and the lady needs to register. On my first day I pick-up a girl at Florida, but she did not had an ID, and she was not allowed to get in. So first night I sleep alone.
After serching in this forum I found a recommendation for the Kenya Comfort Hotel suites. It was 4000 a night for a double, so I book a room, but kept the one in Panafric because of work duties. The hotel is basic, but clean. For mongering the hotel is quite good. Very friendly staff. Girls need to register, but no surprises at checkout as no fee is charged. There is another Confort Hotel downtwon, closer to the action, but I have no experience with that one.
Action. First night I went to Florida, on a Monday. Many nice girls, 90% of the girls seem to be willing and available. I chat with a few ones, pick one, around 20 years old, around a 7, and we went to the hotel. As I said before the girl did not have an ID, she was not allowed in the hotel. I gave her some money and she left.
Next day I finish work early and visit summers. Summers is an open space area full of small, basic bars. Quite a significant number of girls as early as 7 pm. Again, 90 % seem to be available. Many look like non pro, semi-pros. Many locals, just relaxing after work.
I approached a nice petite girl, very friendly and we had dinner togethe. After dinner wile waking away from simmers I see a really beautiful girl, probably a 9-10. She was with other 2 girls, and she was very shy. I manage to say good bye to my first lady, and approach the group. I engage in conversation with the other two, but finally the very pretty one got engaged. We chat a bit, and we then went to the hotel. She was very very sweet. Slim beautiful body, small but very pretty tits, a dream. Her oral was quite good, sex was ok. We spend the night together, make love three times. She never asked or mention money. She gave me her phone number and I give her 3000 s.
Next day I went again to summers. Was thinking on ringing my girl of the previous night, while waiting outside summers. I was approached by a few hardcore pros. After a while, I see a group of four girls coming in my direction. One of them make a joke and we start chatting. One of the them was quite nice. We started to talk, I invited her to go for a drink. She append to be a student, civil engineering. At first I didn't believe her, but as we speak it became clear that it was true. Long story short, we had some drinks, later went to the hotel and spend the night together. She was VEEEERY shy, too much. All in all the experience was ok. She also never mentioned money at any time. I just pay the taxi. She gave me her phone number and we say good bye with a kiss.
It does not seem to be difficult to pick up ordinary girls. While I was at the panafric, while waiting for the elevator, I started to chat with a nice young lady. She was taking some training sessions at a workshop in the hotel. She gave me her number and insisted on going out together later at night. Just a note, this is very unusual for me.
In summary, very good experience. Will be looking to go back to Nairobi with more time. If looking for semi pros, simmers seems to be a very good place, but do not be shy to approach regular girls, as they seem to be quite willing to go with a foreigner.
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[QUOTE=Rontal]... On my first day I pick-up a girl at Florida, but she did not had an ID, and she was not allowed to get in... [/blue][/size][/QUOTE]
This happened to me once as well! I was told that this is just for our own security (which I do believe!), so nowadays I always ask the girl if she has this document in order to avoid unpleasant situations at the reception!
BTW, Rontal, a very nice report!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
I'll be in Nairobi soon, but won't be able to bring ladies back to where I'm staying. Is there anywhere reasonably central, affordable, safe, I can go with a pickup for a couple of hours?
[QUOTE=Rocksoff]I'll be in Nairobi soon, but won't be able to bring ladies back to where I'm staying. Is there anywhere reasonably central, affordable, safe, I can go with a pickup for a couple of hours?[/QUOTE]The 'terminal hotel' is at the city center, is safe and is good for ST. It is right opposite nakumat lifestyle (a busy shopping mall) thus is easy to locate.
I have come to like 'Eureka Highrise Hotel' too. It is at the heart of the city, right opposite the main bus stop (called Kencom or Ambassadeur). Eureka is clean, private, safe and has very nice rates.
You can try Kenya Comfort Hotel. Right downtown and GF. No worries. Price not bad. Next to Annie Oakleys is a small hotel associated with them. Not pricey and of course very GF. Just back down the road is a sister hotel to Kenya Comfort. Its Kenya Comfort Suites. Just book as a double at about 3600 or so and no worries.
Hey all
I am new to this site and been reading up for a trip to Kenya over Christmas and new year.
Can anyone advise the best way to book up a room in advance at the terminal hotel or is it just a case of turning up and hoping they have room. I have reached the web, but with no joy and worried it may be busy over xmas.
Thanks
Thanks for the responses! :-)
[QUOTE=Cocoalovr]Just book as a double at about 3600 or so and no worries.[/QUOTE]
Hmm, if long-time with a girl is about 2000 and up, I'd have to do quite a few short-times to make the 3600 worthwhile .. ;-)
[QUOTE=Coogee]Hey all
I am new to this site and been reading up for a trip to Kenya over Christmas and new year.
Can anyone advise the best way to book up a room in advance at the terminal hotel or is it just a case of turning up and hoping they have room. I have reached the web, but with no joy and worried it may be busy over xmas.
Thanks[/QUOTE]
I believe i posted the contact details of Terminal Hotel couple of years back. Do a search. I advise you to phone them in advance, although i have pitched up and got a room on occasion. They not on the web.
We normally have to stay at the Intercontinental or Serena for security reasons.
If I book a double do I still have to pay for a girl guest? I don't want those extra charges on my expenses!
[QUOTE=Coogee]Hey all
I am new to this site and been reading up for a trip to Kenya over Christmas and new year.
Can anyone advise the best way to book up a room in advance at the terminal hotel or is it just a case of turning up and hoping they have room. I have reached the web, but with no joy and worried it may be busy over xmas.
Thanks[/QUOTE]You can call Francis, he works there and is a good guy. Will help you out if you have some semi "serious" woman issues (IE not only looking to bang working girls). Advice for getting GF etc. He knows a lot of Muzungus and can advice you about their experiences.
Send me a PM and I'll give you his number.
Make sure you give him something. Some cash, clothes etc. He will be very happy!
i posted this just before summer, and before i went to nairobi for 3 weeks. it includes contact info for the terminal hotel.
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here is a little update on it (updates after the *symbol)
[quote=jamjam222]this is a list of things in nairobi that i have found interesting. things to try and places to go. most of the info are plain and simply cut from various sites on the internet, including isg.
the list is a little chaotic, but there is plenty of good advice.
most are non-mongering facts, as the mongering business are well covered on these pages.
hope there is something useful for all of you going there.
jamjam
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nairobi
hotels
- kenya comfort suites
(not the hotel) is good. very clean, spacious and safe. 3600 shillings or about $60 for a single. add 600 more for a double. no worries with your gf. and the food is great and very reasonably priced.
* stayed there, was a very good deal. kitchen, living room, bathroom and bedroom for about 3500 (double). even has a working hot tub by the pool!
- ngong hills hotel could be an interesting altenative to fairview hotel. website looks nice and prices much lower than fairview hotel. ngong hills is aight. significantly lower in class than fairview so don't moan if you find that its not up to fairview standards. however it is common with old married men and their 'ndogo ndogos' (kenyan slang for mistress) so i'm guessing you'll fit in very well with the crowd
- i have found two very nice apartment hotels in nairobi, take a look on [url]www.palacina.com[/url] and [url]www.naturaloak.co.ke[/url]
- the hotel is called seldom hotel and its on muranga road. there are also a couple of decent hotels on muranga road. other hotels below:
impala hotel
[url]http://www.travellerspoint.com/acco...6-impala-hotel/[/url]
mooreland hotel (in ngara)
[url]http://www.travellerspoint.com/acco...ooreland-hotel/[/url]
- well, about appartments in westlands i suggest rhaptha road. its close to the action and there are many nice appartments for a good price.
just check liza apartments, prime apartments, glory residence apartmens, white pearls apartments. i stayed in prime apartments and glory residence apartments. they were goin for 500-600 usd per month (1 year ago).
they are both girlfriendly. at least i never experienced an problems when bringin a girl.
i am sure in the other apartments there is no problem bringin back girls too but i don't know about the prices. i guess they are 700++ usd.
restaurants, bars and clubs
- for breakfast, next to the terminal hotel is the dove cage restaurant. recommended, you get yourself the number 4 (sausage, bacon, egg, two toast and a pot of tea) 210kes
* this is no longer in action. they have made a hotel out of it, don't know if it has opened at time of writing.
- gypses is located near the sarit center, just off of uhuru road, the casino and across from barclays.
* really good place to find upscale girls. great atmosphere too. lot's of muzungus.
- this pub is the ideal place to start out your evening, annie oakley's appears to be a very relaxed, laid back atmosphere, here you have numerous choices of girls annie oakleys(behind hotel salamu, heron court) cost of taxi return from central nairobi, annie oakleys
the bar man said that things get only going after 6. 30 or so.
- "klub sound" near simmers: similar crowd to choices and the dance floor is centrally located so it’s easier to pick out the fishes gyrating on the dance floor.
* didn't try it, but walked past. 50 meters from hooters. and maybe 100 meters from simmers. simmers has a great atmosphere btw.
-"bananas" on thika road. this place is jammed packed with the united states international university (usiu) crowd on friday and saturdays.
- tropez" in the town center: working class crowd. very hot chics, but be prepared to buy ‘expensive’ drinks.
* good bar.
- "choices bar" on baricho road near the nyayo stadium round-about; this place has plenty of the working class ‘in-crowd’ and also the upper class poseurs. the place is always jam-packed especially on fridays and saturdays
- dinner at kengele`s pub & restaurant in koinange st - nothing to write home about, soup, fish burger and salads, also like my ice cream, chocolate! all for just short of 800kes. incidentally a beer (tusker, castle, windhoek lager) averages out at 130kes, cheap i say
* tried the food here. loved it. sitting there eating for an hour you will most likely see western men meeting their beautiful dates.
- i spent both my wednesday evenings at carnivore and thoroughly enjoyed myself
* but things at the disco rarely gets going until late. wednesday the preferred day i think.
- on the k1 versus florida question, i have been to k1 and the madhouse, but neither of the either. k1 has pool tables and lots of little cubby hole areas. its generally more intimate and relaxed. madhouse is a like a football pitch and you have to shout to be heard, especially later in the night. in madhouse you will get the more professional type. some are very nice looking. if you want a wide choice and to leave after 15 minutes with someone then madhouse is the place. k1, on the other hand is more of a pub than a club, but very nice and plenty of distractions should you get unwanted attention. on a good night in nairobi i'd plan for either k1 or the pavement first and see how you go. i agree with your freinds opinion. if nothing of interest then head off to madhouse for last orders. just mind how drunk they've got before then!
- the pavement. we'd call it a gastro-pub here in the uk. does good food but you can also watch sports on tv and get hammered on tuskers. plenty of jungus and expats of all sorts. the women here. of all sorts. do regard themselves as higher class
- if you like african music try club afrique next to the national museum on museum hill just about 5 minutes from the town center. very nice looking place with a lot of pretty "real" girls, but here you have to dance that's why a lot of them come here. next door is another pretty place called galileo, which is more for the yuppies of nairobi. but it also attracts a lot of the young chicks.
- madhouse: daily entertainment
tuesdays - techo night with djs suleiman, dennis & shidra
wednesdays - reggae night with d'ohty intertainment
thursdays - soul night with djs suleiman, dennis & shidra
fridays - ol skool night
saturdays - party night
sundays - all request night plus lots of rock rock rock! brought to you by djs suleiman & shidra
attitude restaurant
* madhouse is just that - mad. it's great fun, even if your not looking for a lay (which you will find if you want) but some tired prostitutes there too.
- the latest addition to the florida family, attitude! is a restaurant and pub of distinction located in the heart of nairobi. with its airy décor, friendly staff and superb food, there’s no doubt it’s tops for lunch and early evening drinks.
- kengeles offers very descent food too, good english kind of breakfasts and equally good grilled meat or fish dishes. the breakfast cost 200-300 kes, while lunch or dinner up to 600 kes. *
- along the street leading to the hilton there are 3 upstairs bars called taco’s, sizzles and taco bell’s (nothing to do with the american company). university students often go there to pick up a few extra bucks as they do at the carnivores disco restaurant but at carnivores, everything is expensive and at the 3 bars mentioned, entry is free and drinks are cheap.
- thorn tree café, kimathi street
serves a good mix of food, especially a big breakfast
- porterhouse restaurant, mama ngina street
excellent place for steaks
* loved it. good price, a little hard to find. close to the hilton.
- horseman, langata road
three restaurants in one—one serves game meat, the second pizzas, and the third chinese, kenyan, and indian food
- kahawa, kaunda street
great for breakfast
- zanze bar, moi avenue
friendly bar with pool tables, dance floor, and cheap beer
* good place, also for watching english premier league.
- taco bell, moi avenue
popular bar that overlooks the street
- hornbill pub, tom mboya street
large, dark, but friendly bar
- soho’s, parklands road
lively, popular bar that pulls smart crowd
- club soundd, kaunda street
central night spot
- diners at the nyama choma restaurant, safari park hotel
the hotel is beautiful. they have seven (i think) restaurants on site. i ate at the african restaurant. they have a 5 course meal for 1500 shillings. the main course is nyama choma, which is basically grilled meat. the concept is a bit like a brazillian steak house. waiters come round with unlimited skewers of meat. they had sausages, pork, beef, lamb, crocodile, alligator, chicken... et
- rangers: the best grilled meat in whole of kenya, the national park of nairobi
- blancos lounge:
during my last visit to nairobi in june 2007, i discovered something of a novelty: a true gourmet restaurant based on traditional african food! while the traditional stuff may be delicious and tasty, blancos lounge offers something much more. they offer both the traditional swahili dishes, as well their own inventions based on old local staple food. this place is still firmly within the global fusion cuisine. the day the michelin guide starts rating restaurants in africa, this place will most likely be among the first! when trying out their version of mbuzi choma with irio, i couldn't believe it when i got my irio as giant pommes noisettes on a bed of a sukuma wiki based salad (don't even try to understand what i'm talking about if you're not familiar with kenyan food!). needless to say, i recommend this place. check out their site at www.blancos.co.ke!
- the cellar is not mentioned in any tourist guide. located in lavington, this is a place where mainly affluent locals and well-informed expatriates go. their specialty is steaks, and the place is totally worth many visits.
- the cedar:
if you like lebanese food, it would be a crime not to visit the cedar, on lenana road. this place is owned by a norwegian businessman who does not compromise when it comes to style and quality in his restaurant. their mezze are absolutely mouth-watering! hang around in the bar after dinner, and you're likely to bump into quite a few members of kenya's political and business elite.
- habesha:
ethiopian restaurants are booming in popularity in nairobi.* ethiopian food usually consists of various spicy meat sauces, served with the traditional injera. if you haven't tried it, i can warmly recommend*it, but be aware that it's highly addictive!* habesha in hurlingham is my favorite ethiopian restaurant in nairobi. due to its reputation for excellence, it tends to be crowded though. the motherland along ngong road, and red sea on lenana road are also definitely worth trying.
* my gf took me here. great food, cheap.
- serena hotel:
the lunch buffet at the serena hotel is without any doubt the best one in town, and none of the other hotels offer anything that compares. never, ever eat there without having a taste of the smoked sailfish!
- annie oakley's:next to milimani backpackers, has pool tables, a descent menu, and a big screen with cable tv. another expats favorite hangout
- choices:, majestic house, moi avenue, box 53319,
- java house:
free wireless internet is available at java house restaurants in the city. the internet cafe in sarit centre also has wireless internet available at a good speed and a reasonable price.
* didn't have wireless when i asked
- prime cuts, the village market, gigiri:
the most delicious sandwiches and salads in africa! attached to an expansive delicataseen, and butchery, prime cuts bistro offers a wide of selection of sandiwches, salads, steaks, drinks, cheese, and the finest quality meats and seafood. village market
- iguana bar & grill, fuji plaza, westlands
iguana is famous for its mexican*and indian*cuisine. nice bar collection.
every friday*mix of punjabi, african, hip-hop, arabian*and much more*music by dj sweety
every saturday*variety of music by aman behal inconjunction with dj sweety
every sunday indian live music by vicky khan.
big screens for sports are available.
- jikonee, tom mboya street
quick and tasty fast food in the heart of the city.
- chowpaty, diamond plaza parklands.
you could describe this as a combination of indian and chinese dishes.
this would be criminal. much better to see it as somewhere you can get phenomonal and authentic south indian cuisine cheaply in nairobi. fancy masala dosa and freshly squeezed orange, tangerine and carrot juice mix? call a cab.
- hooters, kaunda st.
for american food, i suggest the new hooters on kaunda st. hooters is a sports restaurant/bar, with several tvs playing vh1 or soccer games. the service is maybe the best in town, although meals are a bit expensive, from ksh 250 to 400 per person. meals range from sandwiches, hamburgers, and pizza to excellent milk shakes, a rarity in kenya.
* didn't have ice or milk shake when i was there.
- pasara café, by trattoria: about the only place to get a good sandwich in nairobi is pasara café on kaunda, just down from trattoria. there are a variety of sandwiches in several sizes, and an excellent salad bar. plan on spending from ksh 150-300 to get full.
- milimani backpackers & safari centre is the ideal location for a traveller to rest and refresh. one can hook up with fellow backpackers for a safari, take up water rafting, mountain climbing or bird watching
club barn, ngong racecourse.
- the clubarn:
the much acclaimed scicoustic band from south africa pefromed at clubarn on 5th july, during the polo day dinner. also in performance was johnny clegg, a rock maestro from uk.
the clubarn is located off ngong road inside the ngong racecourse, nairobi (kenya). it was opened eight years after the barn (a famous night club) was closed. today known as the clubarn , it rests on the same concept but recently renovated to blend in with modern times.
the clubarn is partitioned into different areas to suit the clubs needs. they include:
a main disco bar with perimeter fully equipped with a dance floor, d.j booth, lower level sitting area, upper foyer and a pool table area; all suited to accommodate an average number.
the new clubarn lounge the is a new lounge with its own bar area totally secluded from the main disco area where you can chat away with your friends while drinking your favorite liquor or cocktails. *
bonfire patio at the entrance: here, a bonfire is lit every night with chairs placed around it for an aesthetic and warm effect where customers can interact freely under the stars.
kitchen lobby: this extends from the bonfire veranda with trees overlooking the area. with a fully equipped kitchen, customers are served directly and with ease.
grills are also strategically placed around the lobby for nyama choma and other grilled specialties.
the outdoor bar : the bar & grill has this unique feature strategically placed to serve those outside.
stage & performance area: the stage can hold 15 performers and the area around the stagen is *enough to hold a capacity of 500 pax, high enough for better viewing.
- pavement: a cafe runs during all opening hours - however the main attraction is their lively nightclub. there's a dancefloor on bottom level. 2 bars inside lounge upstairs one bar outside w/a sportsbar atmosphere.* entrance on friday and saturday nights is*500/= per person. it is a very good club that offers a wide range of music depending on the type of people that are there and also depending on the event taking place on that particular night.
- havana restaurant and bar, westlands woodwale grove:
salsa, mixed with zouk, africando, afro-fusion and brazilian is the main theme of the music selection.
some of nairobi popular salsa bands occasionally perform at havana, check with the bar for dates.
havana screens the live matches of the fa premier league and major international football fixtures on the flat screens in the bar area.
havatronics on thursdays: newest electronic funky beats, every thursday
- simba salon:
adjoining the main restaurant (*carnivore) is the simba saloon - a vibrant informal restaurant that incorporates a childrens playground (very popular at weekends) and a lively nightclub.*
the simba saloon serving pizzas (from a traditional, domed, brick oven), an extremely popular salad bar at lunchtime, steaks, hamburgers, scampi, trout, chicken, and other light snacks, provides an alternative to those who do not want to indulge in a large meal.
the night club operates from wednesday to sunday and has themed nights to cater for fans of contemporary african music, rock, soul, jazz, old skool, and the latest hits.
the simba saloon is well known for hosting some of africas best musicians as well as many international ones such as maxi priest, yellowman, sadao watanabe, manu dibango, salif keta, chaka demus and pliers, ismael lo,* and habib koite just to mention a few.
*
every wednesday
rock nite
venue: simba saloon
the greatest and best of rock,
garage, techno, trance and dance
with carnivore"s dj ben and dj burn
from 6 p.m. till late
entry is free before 11 p.m. and
only kshs 200 thereafter
friday* stay tuned for different action
saturday* stay tuned for different action
every sunday *
soul nite
venue: simba saloon
entrance: 100 bob from 6pm
* - black diamond: great place, big balcony with dancefloor. lot's of nice chicks and expats too. the club next door is "interesting", mostly for the young kenyans.
general things
- travelling east africa
good tip: go midweek, or else you will rub shoulder to shoulder with the masses. this way you can perhaps throw in a trip to kampala, uganda. just a suggestion.
- for "best" cybercafe, i was recommended to, and also recommend avant-garde, standard st., attached to fedha towers. they did not have wifi in 2006 but you could connect to their local network using your own laptop. also the browsing price was reasonable at 1.5ksh. very friendly and helpful staff, nice decor, not too big, nice computers, a/c!
for all those who'd rather rent an appartment, i enclose pics of a few billboards, all in the vicinity of nakumatt nyali.
* i used the one in the nakumatt centre downtown. by the terminal hotel. good place, could eat food and hook up your laptop in a private place
- to dial a mba landline, press +254 41, drop the first 0, then press the last 7 or 6 digits.
to dial a # beginning with 020, press +254. 20 and so on.
to dial a kenya cell # beginning with 0713 upto 0736, you press +254, drop the first 0 and input the remaining 9 numbers.
- hope the other random pics get you into the mood to visit as well.
my point is no need for dating sites. just come here, be brave and do the following:
1) smile at a girl (any girl),
2) say hi, tell them you really like them,
3) tell them they have a beautiful bottox (bottox = ass and all ghanaian girls love to hear they have a beautiful ass - don't worry they won't be offended),
4) get their phone number,
5) call them an hour later and tell her that you miss her already and you must see her tonight or you will die.
* if you look decent, are white/western, behave well and are polite the world are at your feet in kenya. honestly.
- venture africa is highly recommended by our tour company..kumuka overland ( [url]www.kumuka.com[/url] )*
once leaving the customs area of the airport, (jomo kenyatta international airport,) the “large round venture hut is right in front of you.*
venture offer a well priced, safe and friendly return airport/motel transfers, as well as arranging several day trips to all of nairobi's major sights and attractions. a typical day trip that takes in the giraffe centre and the david sheldrick wildlife trust will cost approx us$30 for up to 4 people.....bargain!
[url]http://www.ventureafricasafaris.com/about-us.htm[/url]
- i never had any problems with the quality of medical care in nairobi. the best hospitals there are the nairobi hospital (on argwings kodhek rd; tel. 2722160, 2714400) and aga khan hospital (3rd parklands avenue; tel. 740000, 742531) and they both have an emergency reception.*
- for "best" cybercafe, i was recommended to, and also recommend avant-garde, standard st., attached to fedha towers. they did not have wifi in 2006 but you could connect to their local network using your own laptop. also the browsing price was reasonable at 1.5ksh. very friendly and helpful staff, nice decor, not too big, nice computers, a/c!
- college students/ working class: if you have time to spare in nairobi, then why not have a short term gf? rather than pay for the shag overtly, you will pay covertly through buying dinners, perfume and plenty of drinks. you may not get shag on the first night but i can guarantee you that most kenyan women dream of having a white man. you will be a trophy to be shown around the clique of girlfriends but who cares, as longs as the load in your balls in lightened right? in this is your style, the hang around the various kengeles joints, club sound, club bananas (plenty of united states international university mamas here ready to exchange a glass of baileys for a shag), ibiza and tacos.
casino:
intercontinental hotel nairobi (with casino), city hall way, nairobi
entrance fee: free
id/passport: required
dress code: smart/casual
opening times: daily from 6pm to 6am
gaming currency: ksh
games to play: jackpot slots/video machines; live table games: single 0 american roulette, blackjack, poker
facilities: restaurants, bar, entertainment, foreign currency exchange, wireless internet access.
remarks: the intercontinental casino is one of the best casinos in nairobi. they have six roulette tables, most of them busy but not too crowded. the lowest minimums and highest maximums in nairobi. the service is great, an excellent buffet and a huge bar.
cimema:
if you want to catch a movie, you have a couple of good choices in nairobi.* 20th on mama ngina street is located in the cbd, and if you stay in one of the major city hotels, you can walk over there safely, even at night. the sarit centre in the westlands and the nu metro in the village market also have some very nice movie theatres.
* go to the ones outside city centre. nakumatt junction is great. take your girl, she will like that.
shopping:
shopping in nairobi can be quite fun, as prices are way below what europeans are used to.* due to the strong economic growth, the number of large, modern malls keeps growing.* the village market is, without a doubt the most fun place to go. constructed like a giant village, it a has a really cool architecture, with an articificial river running through the place. in addition to a bunch of clothes shops with all the major designer labels (at prices way below european level), a supermarket and a travel agency, it has a cinema, a night club, about 15 small food places with various international cuisines surrounding an open-air food court, some nice outdoor cafés and an italian ice bar. there's even a small amusement park, so it is basically a place where it's easy to spend quite some time.* alternative good upmarket places to shop are nakumatt ngong road and the sarit centre. [url]http://www.villagemarket-kenya.com/home.php[/url]
* go to some of the smaller shops in nairobi in moi av. (i think it was). some great second hand etc
* if you stay long in a place with tv: buy a dvd-player for about 4000 at yakumatt and movies for 200. the dvd players are small and easily move able
- kichuna means handsome.
- go to the norfolk hotel for colonial charm and the beautiful pool!
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hope you all find this helpful!
ps: don't only go to the madhouse and florida. the city has soo much more to offer!! also, you will find semi-pro's or just plain girls which is a lot more desirable imo.
[QUOTE=Ratbutt]We normally have to stay at the Intercontinental or Serena for security reasons.
If I book a double do I still have to pay for a girl guest? I don't want those extra charges on my expenses![/QUOTE]
Nope, if you pay for a double room then there are no additonal costs if a guest stays overnight! However, keep in mind that all visitors must be duly registered at the reception. BTW, it's for me always an unpleasant situation since the hotel staff sees me every single day with different girls! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
i have sent an urgent mail to lonely-planet's management and recommend you for writing the next edition of Nairobi section.
[QUOTE=John Palmer]i have sent an urgent mail to lonely-planet's management and recommend you for writing the next edition of Nairobi section.[/QUOTE]Ha ha
Thanks
[QUOTE=Nanar4697]Did someone have tried to pick up a girl with [url]www.hookup.co.ke[/url] ?[/QUOTE]Yes, I did.
[QUOTE=Nanar4697]Which girls you pick up and are they like on the photos? [/QUOTE]Photos from this girls. Originel.
This 2 girls was parking in terminal hotel to pick up clients. This 2 girls extremly fat (around 100kg+)You can find this 2 girls in website (mobil end number 77, This girls are very friendly. This website is for 90procent in hand from agency system.(Pims). Asking prices. Extremly high (2k-1h). Only look in the website for fun. All the rest is group of mans try to make profit. Type of escort servis. Local mans not paying this prices. Go to disco. Make price appointment en spent night with her. Verget this expensif website end thake not your hand in fire. This girls are controlled. With maffia mans.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Photos from this girls. Originel.
This 2 girls was parking in terminal hotel to pick up clients. This 2 girls extremly fat (around 100kg+)You can find this 2 girls in website (mobil end number 77, This girls are very friendly. This website is for 90procent in hand from agency system.(Pims). Asking prices. Extremly high (2k-1h). Only look in the website for fun. All the rest is group of mans try to make profit. Type of escort servis. Local mans not paying this prices. Go to disco. Make price appointment en spent night with her. Verget this expensif website end thake not your hand in fire. This girls are controlled. With maffia mans.[/QUOTE]I had a different experience from hookup. Co. Ke. Have met 2 girls from the site over the past 2-3 months and had a wonderful time with them. Charge was 1500 all night.
Try selecting girls from the less upfront sections such as 'women looking for men longterm relationship / friendship' as opposed to the sponsored pimp ads on the side or at 'adult services'. Plus, from experience, if you approach any ordinary girl with some respect, you will most likely get what you want.
Living in Ghana I had a great time organizing a few sex parties with my wild Ghana girlfriend. I'm planning to visit Nairobi in June and would love to find 2 guys with their 2 girls each that have done a 3some and are willing to perhaps have a sex party with 3 guys and 6 girls for maybe 4 hours max.
If there is anyone that will be in Nairobi in June ( I know it's a bit far off) send me a private message if you're interested. BTW I'm straight. If the girls are bi, all the better! I will be trying hard to find my own 2 girl 3some entourage before the party starts.
Obviously, the girls have to be open to doing the other 2 guys. We could throw in an extra 1,000 for each additional guy other than you they 'do' plus another 1,000 for each anal (optional of course) and a grand prize of 1,000 for the winner of a deep throat contest. Add this to a standard 1,500 each for the original pair you have and they could walk out with at least 3,500 for 4 hours work.
[QUOTE=Interracial]
If there is anyone that will be in Nairobi in June ( I know it's a bit far off) send me a private message if you're interested. BTW I'm straight. If the girls are bi, all the better! I will be trying hard to find my own 2 girl 3some entourage before the party starts.
[/QUOTE]
Sounds like fun ... but June .. thats like 9 months away ...
Maybe you should ask again April - May !
Cheers
G
Am I excited or what? So are you interested Mr. Gesheft? Got an entourage of 2 to sign up?
[QUOTE=Gesheft]Sounds like fun. But June. Thats like 9 months away. Maybe you should ask again April. May!
Cheers
G[/QUOTE]June s a long way coming! But this is nairobi. You would nt be disapointed even if it was a 2 day notice. And you can take that to the bank!
LN
So do you live there? If so, got an entourage to offer? If so, I will find 2 also.
[QUOTE=Interracial]So do you live there? If so, got an entourage to offer? If so, I will find 2 also.[/QUOTE]Whole thing sounds pretty gay to me. LOL.
Freaky yes but certainly not gay. My Ghana girlfriend was ready to try some DP but let me tell you I would be only having a straight guy do my girlfriend. I must admit one has to clear on this stuff. [QUOTE=Zircon]Whole thing sounds pretty gay to me. LOL.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Interracial]Freaky yes but certainly not gay. My Ghana girlfriend was ready to try some DP but let me tell you I would be only having a straight guy do my girlfriend. I must admit one has to clear on this stuff.[/QUOTE]Too bad I am not there. I would love to DP your girlfriend. I wish mine was like that.
Best of luck in the hunt.
That was in the past. Probably could have pulled it off but I had to leave Ghana and the condition of marriage was creeping in, as usual. No such thing as unconditional sex from a woman. I'm impressed that you can DP my girlfriend by yourself...you have 2 dicks?[QUOTE=Zircon]Too bad I am not there. I would love to DP your girlfriend. I wish mine was like that.
Best of luck in the hunt.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nanar4697]Did someone have tried to pick up a girl with [url]www.hookup.co.ke[/url] ?[/QUOTE]I was asking rates ,one of agencys asking 100 dollar for 1h, 200 dollar for 2h end for full night 250 dollar.
Kenya have not prices it all.
Local Noobie or others,
What street is Eureka Highrise Hotel on and what exactly are the room rates? I will be in Nairobi this coming weekend, and wanna take a decent room downtown so that I can go out at night on foot with my girlfriend. Does the hotel have hot showers and nice firm mattresses, and perhaps strong table or desk in the room for those exotic love styles? If you do not know the exact price, would you estimate that it costs over 1700 per night or under? And if you don't know the street name, as a guide, Moi Avenue runs between the buildings you mentioned, Kencom and Ambassadeur Hotel, and if you walk from Moi Ave past Ambassafeur Hotel you come to Tom Mboya Street. Do you then cross Tom Mboya Street and go further downtown? (Luthuli Street towards the infamous River Road) or is the Eureka on Moi Avenue or Tom Mboya Street, from my description of the map in that locality.
Cheers!
[QUOTE=Local Noobie]The 'terminal hotel' is at the city center, is safe and is good for ST. It is right opposite nakumat lifestyle (a busy shopping mall) thus is easy to locate.
I have come to like 'Eureka Highrise Hotel' too. It is at the heart of the city, right opposite the main bus stop (called Kencom or Ambassadeur). Eureka is clean, private, safe and has very nice rates.[/QUOTE]
1) Positive: In end out with girls. Wath you want is ok
2) Negative: Noice. Chraesy noice. Day end night.
3) Positive: roomclainers helping you ware possibel
4) Negative: Roomclainers are huslers
5) Positive: Supermarkt. Adder site of street
6) Negative: Taxi mans for hotel make stuppid high prices
7) Positive: Disco madhouse is very naer. Not need taxi)
8) Negative: Bilding is out. No renovation
9) Positive: Price is good.
10) Negative: No braekfust. But very naer possibel (to pay)
Eureka is on the same building as Ambassadeur with its door on the Tom Mboya street side so it is at the heart of the city and a safe walking distance (100 m? ) to pretty much any pick up point such as the 'Kenya Cinema' which has a nice selection of young ladies, mostly non-pros (its my 'quick pick up' place, so I know! ).
Eureka has nice hot showers 24/7 and the furniture is pretty strong! A single room is KES1000, not sure about double but is definitely less than KES1700.
[QUOTE=IvoryEbonyLover]Local Noobie or others,
What street is Eureka Highrise Hotel on and what exactly are the room rates? I will be in Nairobi this coming weekend, and wanna take a decent room downtown so that I can go out at night on foot with my girlfriend. Does the hotel have hot showers and nice firm mattresses, and perhaps strong table or desk in the room for those exotic love styles? If you do not know the exact price, would you estimate that it costs over 1700 per night or under? And if you don't know the street name, as a guide, Moi Avenue runs between the buildings you mentioned, Kencom and Ambassadeur Hotel, and if you walk from Moi Ave past Ambassafeur Hotel you come to Tom Mboya Street. Do you then cross Tom Mboya Street and go further downtown? (Luthuli Street towards the infamous River Road) or is the Eureka on Moi Avenue or Tom Mboya Street, from my description of the map in that locality.
Cheers![/QUOTE]
For persons with name mzungu .Plaese thake not hotels belowe price less than 2500kes .YOU ARE NOT SAFE .Only hotel terminal is possibel (1900kes/night/double) Thake not this advice like air .Better to sleep one night alloon end spending this money for to by safe.
Thank you Local Noobie.
It sounds ideal!! And you don't sound like all that much of a local noobie after all!
Someone should check it out for its mongerability rating.
[QUOTE=Local Noobie]Eureka is on the same building as Ambassadeur with its door on the Tom Mboya street side so it is at the heart of the city and a safe walking distance (100 m? ) to pretty much any pick up point such as the 'Kenya Cinema' which has a nice selection of young ladies, mostly non-pros (its my 'quick pick up' place, so I know! ).
Eureka has nice hot showers 24/7 and the furniture is pretty strong! A single room is KES1000, not sure about double but is definitely less than KES1700.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=IvoryEbonyLover]Thank you Local Noobie.
It sounds ideal!! And you don't sound like all that much of a local noobie after all!
Someone should check it out for its mongerability rating.[/QUOTE]End 100 matatu will giving you lot of noice. Startplace for matatu (toet. Toet. Toet) I was staying one thime in hotel ambassador. Never Not Again (pay 3500kes)
[QUOTE=Nanar4697]Did someone try to find a girl in nairobi by adultfriendfinder?[/QUOTE]Nanar:
No, never! IMHO it's simply pointless and a waste of time since you can approach cuties anywhere in Nairobi!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Nanar4697]Did someone try to find a girl in nairobi by adultfriendfinder?
Is it a good way or not?
If it's good and you want to share this info send also the name of the good ones.[/QUOTE]Not pay this website. You pay one thime (one month) end this website will not stop you member system. You pay 2 month, 3 month. You can only cut your visa card end ask new card to stop paying system. End also website have no valeu to find sexworkers.
If you have to use a high-end hotel choose the Intercontinental and join the Ambassadors Club for $150. It gives you double occupancy as a benefit so you don't have to pay $64 each time you bring a girl in.
Simmers is a great spot for mongering and relaxing. The music is free, beer is dirt cheap and the girls range from 4-8. You should take your time and wait for a good girl to come through - once she does just tap her on the shoulder and invite her to have a beer with you. The quality girls will rarely approach you directly.
I got a 22 year old with a slim body and huge, soft breasts. 2KsH the first night for 3FS and about 6 hours at my place. Since she was my dream companion I didn't look for anyone else, I had her every other night for 1KsH or 1.5KsH depending on my mood - generally 3 fucks and she was completely into it. My final night she stayed from 10pm the night before until 4pm the next day fucking, drinking and sleeping to recover strength - went through 4-5 condoms. Gave her 2.5KsH as a parting gift, well earned.
She never, ever asked about money - I am sure I could have paid less but she really took alot of dick so I figure she earned it.
Simmers allows you to go fishing from about 4pm until 4am so it really can't be beat. 90% of the women you meet in Nairobi are available so don't be afraid to indicate interest.
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Great report. Short, to the point, with prices included. Let me know if you have advice on landing a 3some.
The Serena is absolutely not GF like most high-end hotels. The assholes at the door will actually try to bribe you if you bring in a girl after 6 or 7 pm.
Also just remember that Florida/Madhouse has alot of hardened Pros so you need to go a bit early to cream off the quality girls.
Simmers is great because you have a shot at getting alot of the Semi-Pro action that would have normally been working with middle class locals rather than the skank 300 shilling hoes of the working poor.
I know this report might not fit here but it's important. AfroIntroductions is a great place to meet women before you land in Kenya or Ghana. But this company will not hesitate to kick you off their website without a refund if a few of their female members complain that your messages are too explicit. This company will give you the fraudulent line that their members are only interested in 'marriage' even though their website clearly offers 'friendship, penpal, and dating' as alternate categories in addition to marriage. My suggestion is avoid them at all costs or don't be explicit until you have all the email and mobile numbers you can handle. Luckily, I got several emails and phone numbers and 2 women willing to do my explicit 3some request before they kicked me off their site.
[QUOTE=Interracial]I know this report might not fit here but it's important. AfroIntroductions is a great place to meet women before you land in Kenya or Ghana. But this company will not hesitate to kick you off their website without a refund if a few of their female members complain that your messages are too explicit. This company will give you the fraudulent line that their members are only interested in 'marriage' even though their website clearly offers 'friendship, penpal, and dating' as alternate categories in addition to marriage. My suggestion is avoid them at all costs or don't be explicit until you have all the email and mobile numbers you can handle. Luckily, I got several emails and phone numbers and 2 women willing to do my explicit 3some request before they kicked me off their site.[/QUOTE]Yes, not afro. For this website are not member 10 thimes more inportent than members.
[QUOTE=Interracial]I know this report might not fit here but it's important. AfroIntroductions is a great place to meet women before you land in Kenya or Ghana. But this company will not hesitate to kick you off their website without a refund if a few of their female members complain that your messages are too explicit. This company will give you the fraudulent line that their members are only interested in 'marriage' even though their website clearly offers 'friendship, penpal, and dating' as alternate categories in addition to marriage. My suggestion is avoid them at all costs or don't be explicit until you have all the email and mobile numbers you can handle. Luckily, I got several emails and phone numbers and 2 women willing to do my explicit 3some request before they kicked me off their site.[/QUOTE]
Interesting ... I have been using AfroIntro for years, I have tens of contacts, and have met quite a few ladies with 100% success ! .. Yeah 100% ..
Guess there is something wrong with your technique or the profile you have posted!
IMHO ... just be nice - and that works wonders!
G
If you lie about your intentions and get all the names and numbers before you say why, you're in business. But I just went full out and sent out my 1st message as looking for you and someone else for a 3some. I got 5 yes responses but I guess the solo hookers who want to marry to get out of the country complained.
Will let you know if these 5 really show up with the extra girl.
A few comments on the MP scene in Nairobi. I apologize if any info is outdated. I haven't been in Nairobi much the past year.
1. Viola's, Wood Ave, near Yaya Centre. Seedy joint with 3-4 girls available (5-7). Quick decent massage 1000 plus negotiable extras priced roughly as follows: HJ (1000), CBJ (2000), FS (3000). There's a couple other massage places in the same strip which I haven't tried.
2. Gym at Njema Court Apartments, Rhapta Rd, Westlands. Nice place with two masseuses offering very good massage (1200) plus HJ (500-1000). Never had an attractive masseuse however. There are other apartment blocks in this area with gym/spas that probably offer similar services.
3. Pretty much any place in the city centre that offers massage will provide at least HJ for 500-1000. Just avoid the women's beauty salons.
4. Websites. There are a couple which advertise "mobile massage", ie, a girl who comes to your flat or hotel and provides a decent massage starting at 700 plus any extra you like. Tried a few and always had good service. Just google it.
5. Classifieds in the Nation and Standard newspapers. There used to be a wide selection but I haven't seen them in the past year. This means they've gone underground so to speak. Most are in a nice apartment and have several girls offering things like body-to-body massage and a full range of extras including FS. Always had good service though definitely call ahead.
Would be curious to hear from other MP aficionados out there.
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Is the Eureka Highrise Hotel GF? and is that place ok in terms of security and confort (mzungu) for a period of 10 days?
What about Sagret Hotel? Less expensive but further from downtown.
Does someone know cab rates for NBI downtown?
kenyan youth hooked to sex trade
[quote]posted on june 18, 2008 by nairobichronicle
the sex industry in kenya is playing a greater role in the economy as a lack of jobs pushes youths into the vice. interestingly enough, the trade is not growing in the familiar sense of twilight girls but assuming legitimacy through massage parlours, e-commerce websites, tourism, strip clubs and international dating.
a kenyan website advertises sex services.
a cursory survey by the nairobi chronicle reveals that a significant number of young women in kenya earn their living by engaging in relationships with executives, diplomats, senior security officers as well as tourists. the relationships usually involve the lavishing of gifts, housing, cars and cash in exchange for sex.
apart from young women, youthful men are getting into the game by offering sexual services to upper-class men and women. as it turns out, many women who have succeeded in kenya’s corporate sector find themselves single. often, these women are willing to engage in relationships with younger men in exchange for providing cash and jobs.
at kenya’s coast, there are cases of married men getting involved with female tourists for money with the full knowledge of their own wives.
so brazen has the sex industry become that recruitment is done openly through newspaper classifieds and websites. one notorious website invites job applications complete with a passport photo with promises of, “immediate employment.”
it used to be that the epicentre of kenya’s sex trade was on nairobi’s koinange street. for many years, the street was a haven for scantily-dressed women patronized by men in limousines. not any more. well, there’s still some business on koinange street. however, the fact is that after dark, every street in nairobi becomes a den of prostitution. those who know where to look can find a woman or a man willing to have sex for money. famous restaurants are included in the list of sexual liaison facilities in nairobi.
sex trade is taking place right in the heart of the capital city. certain buildings which house executive offices have rooms hired out for the sex trade. however, knowledge of these facilities is restricted to practitioners and clients in the trade. its indeed ironical that hundreds of thousands of nairobians walk past the premises with little knowledge of the actual activities within these panelled walls.
nairobi’s massage parlours have achieved international notoriety. they are actually brothels in disguise, using the veneer of massage services to operate legitimately. once inside the parlours, clients are told that for an extra kshs1,000, they can get “special” services.
the massage parlours are located in respectable, upper-class residential areas such as hurlingham, westlands, parklands, spring valley, upper hill, south c and even around state house. it is not possible that these establishments exist without the knowledge of authorities. the parlours have a potential destabilizing effect in the minds of young children because of their location. in some cases, clients visiting the parlours have to jump over children playing within the corridors.
strip clubs are another growing concern, especially within nairobi. due to competition, an increasing number of restaurants are introducing strippers in order to gain clientele. many of the girls are highly educated college graduates who turn to stripping for lack of employment. a monthly take-home pay of about kshs20,000 a month (us$322) is very tempting in a poverty-stricken economy such as kenya’s.
and then there’s the hidden face of prostitution: international dating. a survey in nairobi cyber cafes found an overwhelming number of youth scanning their photos and uploading them to dating websites such as match.com and adultfriendfinder.com.
one thing that must be understood is that young people in kenya do not join dating websites so as to get their own age-mates for romance. far from it, majority of youths joining dating websites want to hook up with elderly, rich white men from europe and america. the hope is that with marriage, comes the prospects of gaining citizenship in those countries. in the meantime, there will be constant demands for money to take care of “emergencies,” “school fees,” “rent,” and the like.
as a consequence, all across nairobi will be found women renting expensive apartments, living big and buying the latest mobile phones. the women, more often than not, do not have an identifiable source of income.
occassionally, some of the foreign men come to kenya to visit their newly found girlfriends. scenes of octogenarian caucasians walking arm in arm with young kenyan girls are quite common in our streets. maternity hospitals in kenya are also recording an increase in inter-racial babies born to unmarried mothers.
there is strong evidence that the sex trade is contributing to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord908][CodeWord908][/url]. some of the massage parlours and strip clubs in nairobi are providing women from as far as india, phillippines, south america and eastern europe. experience from other parts of the world would indicate that these women are subjected to horrific human rights abuses. it is a well-known fact, for instance, that clubs in nairobi specializing in eastern european women are patronized by shady personalities from former communist countries.
one girl working in a massage parlour told the nairobi chronicle that, “its a crazy life.” the women are subjected to long working hours with few breaks. those who provide hotel or home services often get sent off without pay. meanwhile, things are not better for those young people dating over the internet.
there are rumours that a well-known fashion model who was dating online, got severe injuries when her “boyfriend” visited her in kenya. it is said that the young woman had to spend thousands of shillings in medical treatment following the rendez-vous.
kenya’s economy is growing but not fast enough to provide jobs to its youth. each year, hundreds of thousands of people join the labor market from universities, colleges, high schools and grade school. there are simply not enough jobs for all of them. its obvious that many of these youth will turn to the sex trade in order to acquire the glitzy lifestyle they so much want to achieve.
unfortunately, the sex industry isn’t going to do much in creating a better society. there’s going to be an increase in [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord124][CodeWord124][/url], in child sex and in perverted sexual practices. there will be a growth in homosexuality. morals will become relative, that is, as long as it pays then it must be good. that is the crisis facing the youth today and which bodes ill for the future of kenya.[/quote]
[quote]5. Classifieds in the Nation and Standard newspapers. There used to be a wide selection but I haven't seen them in the past year. This means they've gone underground so to speak. Most are in a nice apartment and have several girls offering things like body-to-body massage and a full range of extras including FS. Always had good service though definitely call ahead.[/quote]They come and go, those adds in the papers (I do not use those). Seems to have disappeared from the two said papers, but they also seems to have appeared somewhere else (... :-) ...) in The Nairobi Star, or at least they (classifieds that interest us) were there last Friday !
Hy all.
My first post here is to ask for help for my stay in Nairobi. Thank you all in advance.
1.-I will be arriving late. żWhere to get reliable taxis at the airport? żIs it risky to arrive at 5. p.m. in the morning to budget hotels?
2.-Hotels. Hotel Terminal and Eureka Highrise seem adjusted to my budget, but in Rough Guide I have read that the first does not allow guests after 7 p.m. and the second has "a vague christian atmosphere". Can anyone confirm that they are GF?. Or recommend another GF hotel of similar budget?.
Thank you again and I hope to contribute more next time.
planning a visit in december to nairobi and have two questions:
1. which hotel is more tolerable from the point of view of roaches/girl-friendliness, etc: terminal or kenya comfort hotel?
2. rtff but these things change month-to-month...what is the current status of wireless/hi-speed internet? does it pay to bring my spiffy laptop or should i just pop in to an internet cafe to check mail as needed?
thanks in advance for any and all opinions.
Hi,
Am in Nairobi first week of November if anybody wants to party especialy some group action? I am up for most hetrosexual experiences !
TC
[quote=satyr9]planning a visit in december to nairobi and have two questions:
1. which hotel is more tolerable from the point of view of roaches/girl-friendliness, etc: terminal or kenya comfort hotel?
2. rtff but these things change month-to-month...what is the current status of wireless/hi-speed internet? does it pay to bring my spiffy laptop or should i just pop in to an internet cafe to check mail as needed?
thanks in advance for any and all opinions.[/quote]
hi brother:
wow, what a move! from ghana to kenya - simply fantastic! :)
1. both hotels are fine, but i would prefer kenya comfort hotel (clean rooms, great atmosphere!)! however, please keep in mind that, unlike in ghana, all girls must be duly registered at the reception. this is for your own safety, but it might cause also a slight discomfort when you bring a new girl every night! :)
2. i prefer internet cafes since once my notebook changed the owner (in nairobi)! :)
have a great time in kenya!
cheers!
hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Hi brother:
wow, what a move! From Ghana to Kenya - simply fantastic! :)
1. Both hotels are fine, but I would prefer Kenya Comfort Hotel (clean rooms, great atmosphere!)! However, please keep in mind that, unlike in Ghana, all girls must be duly registered at the reception. This is for your own safety, but it might cause also a slight discomfort when you bring a new girl every night! :)
2. I prefer internet cafes since once my notebook changed the owner (in Nairobi)! :)
Have a great time in Kenya!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Sorry to be a little bit persistent, but It is still not clear to me if Terminal Hotel is definitely GF. In Rough Guide they say guests are not allowed after 19:00. Can anyone confirm this, please?
żWhat about other options of the same price (Downtown, Parkside, Samagat, Solace...? żAny references about their safety, clealiness, GF?
Kenya Comfort seems good, but a little bit expensive (60 $ a double room) for someone who is going to travel for three months around Central Africa.
Thank you in advance.
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Hi brother:
2. I prefer internet cafes since once my notebook changed owner (in Nairobi)! :)
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]
Love your sang froid :-)
[QUOTE=Safado Xxx]Hi,
Am in Nairobi first week of November if anybody wants to party especialy some group action? I am up for most hetrosexual experiences !
TC[/QUOTE]STOP double post!
I've read that the VIP lounge at Apple Bees is maybe the place to be if you want to do some nasty onsite group sex. But I'm hearing conflicting reports. Anybody if Lidos, Chillers, Tahiti, Apple Bees strip clubs etc are good places to go for some group fun with willing girls? If so, is the cost still around 1500 to 1000 per girl? And advice is appreciated. What about safety?
[QUOTE=Interracial]I've read that the VIP lounge at Apple Bees is maybe the place to be if you want to do some nasty onsite group sex. But I'm hearing conflicting reports. Anybody if Lidos, Chillers, Tahiti, Apple Bees strip clubs etc are good places to go for some group fun with willing girls? If so, is the cost still around 1500 to 1000 per girl? And advice is appreciated. What about safety?[/QUOTE]Taxi transport for club
Drinks for girls
Entrance tiket club
Drinks for yourself
Pay 2000kes end enjoy full night with girl. If you are man from Kenya.1000kes enough. I was one thime in apple bees. This is not place for mzungus. Dirty. I was running away after one drink.
Juanitohot,
I stayed at the Terminal Hotel about a year ago, and brought a girl back from Madhouse. There was no problem bringing her in, but I remember having to pay a small fee, which I believe was standard hotel policy.
Also stayed at Parkside for about $25 per night (single). Room was OK, probably somewhat better than the Terminal, but the hot water would only be turned on at certain times of the day which was a bit of a hassle. I brought a few chicks back here for ST and didn't have to pay any extra fee.
One extra story: The chick I brought back to the Terminal I had as an overnighter. I made the mistake of not negotiating a fee with her beforehand. In the morning I handed her 3000KES believing that to be a fair and good price. However she complained it was not enough for "an international club" so she refused to leave the room and wanted 5000KES. I just refused to give her any more cash and eventually after about 15 minutes she just walked out of the room without speaking to me.
The lesson guys is to agree on the price beforehand. Overall I found African women to be much more of a hassle than Asian women.
Even 3000 Ksh is above normal 'white' rates based on this website. Good you stuck to your guns. I once got stuck with 2 in my house who wouldn't budge. Luckily, security came and kicked them out. But I did track them down and paid them more. I guess at Terminal short-time before 7pm paying or paying for a double requires no fee??
Terminal: During daytime (maybe before 7 pm) you do not need to pay a fee.
3000 Ksh: I never paid more than 1.500 Ksh and no girl complained.
[QUOTE=Franga]
The lesson guys is to agree on the price beforehand. Overall I found African women to be much more of a hassle than Asian women.[/QUOTE]
Franga, you are perfectly right! Actually it is quite interesting to see how a lovely African girl can all of sudden lose control when it comes "to my money"! Really no comparison to the Asian girls!
IMHO of course!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Chi123]Terminal: During daytime (maybe before 7 pm) you do not need to pay a fee.
3000 Ksh: I never paid more than 1.500 Ksh and no girl complained.[/QUOTE]There are always people who think that they must force up the prices. The continuators are of it the victim.
Thank you for the imformation, Franga.
Actually, I completely agree with you and Hesekiels about negotiating prices beforehand (and never pay in advance) and, particularly, about the I'll-tempered african girls (generally speaking, because a nigerian lady has little to do with an ethiopian one, for example).
Fond as I am of african girls (I love their sense of humour, their athletic bodies, their energy when making sex, their GF attitude.) I have to admit that very often they also have a hot temper and they can even be phisically very agressive. In many clubs of my country they don't want them because they get involved in fights with clients and other girls. Which inevitably they win, because they are much stronger.
I remember a beautiful liberian friend of mine. She coudnt be over 55 kgs but she took the shit out of two fat colombian hookers. She even broke an ashtray on one of her ennemies'head. You can bet I always treated her with respect. I hadnt the balls to do otherwise.
[QUOTE=Franga]Juanitohot,
I stayed at the Terminal Hotel about a year ago, and brought a girl back from Madhouse. There was no problem bringing her in, but I remember having to pay a small fee, which I believe was standard hotel policy.[/QUOTE]
Me thinks, you innitialy paid the single rate for your room, leading to a small charge for your honey?
[QUOTE] Overall I found African women to be much more of a hassle than Asian women.[/QUOTE]
Agreed! Just spent a wonderful month in Thailand, Cambodia. The girls attitudes were great. However, i picked up an African chick in Bangkok. What did i get?...Attitude! For those of you visiting bangkok, fancy a bit of African, check out the report below:
[post]938819[/post]
[QUOTE=Interracial]I've read that the VIP lounge at Apple Bees is maybe the place to be if you want to do some nasty onsite group sex. But I'm hearing conflicting reports. Anybody if Lidos, Chillers, Tahiti, Apple Bees strip clubs etc are good places to go for some group fun with willing girls? If so, is the cost still around 1500 to 1000 per girl? And advice is appreciated. What about safety?[/QUOTE]I dunno if chillers is still operational. They're all safe (but in seedy parts of town) and im almost sure group sex doesn't happen in them. I've been to tahiti and liddos and there's nothing but the usual poledancing and lap dancing girls.
2ndly, don't take to heart everything hesekiels has to say. The whole 'i won't pay more than X and if anything i'll get the security to kick out the girl' can go horribly wrong. Remember hardcore hookers work in liason with muggers, rogue taxi drivers and rogue hotel staff. Go figure what can happen
You may feel very happy that u've kicked out a hooker and only paid her 1K but then she later tells the local cabbies about it who in turn will plan 'something' for you. These happens PLENTY of times (truss me, im nairobi born and bred) but the poor men feel so embarassed telling the cops that they suspect a prostitute set them up.
Its not the money but the respect u give to the ladies. Agree before hand for the price. Treat her with respect and she'll even help you out in the future with directions, tips on restaurants, cinemas etc And better yet she'll tell the other girls about you.
[QUOTE=Jerulez]... don't take to heart everything hesekiels has to say. The whole 'i won't pay more than X and if anything i'll get the security to kick out the girl' can go horribly wrong. .[/QUOTE]
Jerulez:
did I really write something like that? I would rather doubt it! Actually I try to give from time to time some information how to avoid unpleasant situations! But of course, nobody needs to take to heart whatever I say! Insofar you are right!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Will be in Nairobi and Mombasa Nov and Dec. Have come here for many many years. I love the place.
However, I do like to experience Group Sex in a relaxed and fun atmosphere. Suprisingly, not many mongers into such a normal healthy experience and activity in Kenya.
Come on Girls and Guys. We only live once.
I'm straight and into group sex. Will be in Nairobi but not until June of next year. How do you manage to get 2 girls at once? Do you have get one first and then ask her to find a second? If I ask for a 3some upfront no luck. Any advice? Hope to plan a group party with 3 guys and 6 girls when I'm there in june. Let me know if you know anyone who would be interested.
Gents,
May be making a trip to Nairobi in the near future.
Have been reading enough to determine that I want to check out places like Simmers, Florida, etc. to make contact.
I could sift through pages and pages on the thread, but this might be a good opportunity to get a quick one-page Answer Sheet for many others as well.
Could I get some advice on:
1. Short list of large guest-friendly or no-hassle hotels.
(If on business, I may be forced into the same accommodations as others on the trip).
2. Other no-fuss locations to find a companion for the night.
3. Are cabbies a good source for calling or fetching a "girl they know"?
(I am thinking of hooking up with a cabbie, tipping him a bit, and keeping him on hand to recommend some places, girls, wait outside for me, etc.)
thanks!
y69
Have lined up a few honeys through the best site on internet. (Not afro or anything like that)
Am planning to staying here: [url]http://www.chesterhouse.co.ke[/url]
Have got the price down to 80 dollar a night for two people.
Have anyone stayed here? What did you think?
Anyone fancies a beer or two let me know. I've been a few times, and stayed with girls etc, so I know the city rather well. Pick up places, restaurants, malls, cinemas and other stuff. Just ask. :)
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]Have lined up a few honeys through the best site on internet. (Not afro or anything like that)
Am planning to staying here: [url]http://www.chesterhouse.co.ke[/url]
Have got the price down to 80 dollar a night for two people.
Have anyone stayed here? What did you think?
Anyone fancies a beer or two let me know. I've been a few times, and stayed with girls etc, so I know the city rather well. Pick up places, restaurants, malls, cinemas and other stuff. Just ask. :)[/QUOTE]What, pray, is the "best site on the internet?"
This is text from kenya girl. Not from my
[quote]Every white man's a pathetic idiot, and the reason as to why the girls take your money is because you cannot satisfy them with your small penis, and then look again where you meet your little *****s in florida the ***** house and that does not make every kenyan girl a prostituite. Some of us are from well off families and so we don't need white man's cheap money and sex.[/quote]
I like my Kenyan coffee just like my Kenyan women: hot, black, and bitter.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]This is text from kenya girl. Not from my[/QUOTE]Every white man's a pathetic idiot, and the reason as to why the girls take your money is because you cannot satisfy them with your small penis, and then look again where you meet your little *****s in florida the ***** house and that does not make every kenyan girl a prostituite. Some of us are from well off families and so we don't need white man's cheap money and sex.
Hi,
Does anybody know of a clean short time hotel in the center of Nairobi?
Thanks
Go to Parkside Hotel, not far from Simmers, City Market and just next to Javenjee Gardens. Room will cost you 1500kes. About 15 euro
There is a bar. So you can bring some drinks and have a lovely afternoon fucking young ladies.
Wish I was there but am not back in Nairobi till late Nov/early Dec.
Have a Great Time.
Parkside rate sounds good. Is that for a double per night? 1500 Ksh?
[QUOTE=Interracial]Parkside rate sounds good. Is that for a double per night? 1500 Ksh?[/QUOTE]double is more than 2000kes/night
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]Have lined up a few honeys through the best site on internet. (Not afro or anything like that)
Am planning to staying here: [url]http://www.chesterhouse.co.ke[/url]
Have got the price down to 80 dollar a night for two people.
Have anyone stayed here? What did you think?
Anyone fancies a beer or two let me know. I've been a few times, and stayed with girls etc, so I know the city rather well. Pick up places, restaurants, malls, cinemas and other stuff. Just ask. :)[/QUOTE]Stayed there last year. Was ok. Not luxurious, but functional & spacious. The kitchen was useless. No equipment. What is handy is that the Fiesta bar / restaurant is part of the same site & you can get food & drink from early breakfast to late at night.
Your price seems higher than I remember. I paid Ks4500 per night, but this was arranged by a local before I got there.
It's certainly centrally located. 2 minute walk from Simmers.
I have read through several reports and I can see a lot of people are recommending Terminal Hotel. Does anyone have their phone no for advanced booking?
Further do the rooms have safes and what to do with laptop one is bringing for work? Don't want that to be stolen obviously.
[QUOTE=October70]I have read through several reports and I can see a lot of people are recommending Terminal Hotel. Does anyone have their phone no for advanced booking?
Further do the rooms have safes and what to do with laptop one is bringing for work? Don't want that to be stolen obviously.[/QUOTE]254(0)20-2228817 or 254(0)20-2228818
fax 254(0)20-2220075
Hi
looks like you can book a room at the Termonal hotel through hostel bookers
[url]http://www.hostelbookers.com/property/index.cfm?fuseaction=accommodation.search&isdynamic=1&strsearchby=destination&straccommodationtype=hostels&intdestinationid=1131&strdestination=nairobi&strdestinationparent=&intnights=2&intpeople=1&dtearrival=01%2f12%2f2009&fromPropertyNameSearch=0&intpropertyid=49071[/url]
Coogee,
Beware of the link below Coogee, those photos are somewhat misleading, unless the hotel has been recently redecorated, which i doubt.
Thanks guys for the contact details for Terminal Hotel.
Now I can't help asking for a comparison between Terminal Hotel and Parkside Hotel or Eureka hotel in terms of price, safety and cleaness. Are they all more less the same and good for monering?
[QUOTE=Noddy]Coogee,
Beware of the link below Coogee, those photos are somewhat misleading, unless the hotel has been recently redecorated, which i doubt.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your advise, I booked the double room @ terminal hotel by phone for 25 USD per night.
Good job. I noticed the Terminal Hotel is almost always fully booked. At least now. Must be all the lurking mongers ;)
Does anyone know of good places to go mongering during the day time, when all the usual bars and clubs are closed. Are the shopping malls/centres the place to go?
[QUOTE=October70]Does anyone know of good places to go mongering during the day time, when all the usual bars and clubs are closed. Are the shopping malls/centres the place to go?[/QUOTE]Simmers should be the best place. Or just stop a girl in the street and ask if she wants to go for coffee or something
[QUOTE=Screwed Up]Good job. I noticed the Terminal Hotel is almost always fully booked. At least now. Must be all the lurking mongers ;)[/QUOTE]From 2/11 till 5/11. I was staying in terminal. Sorry. Not always full booking.
But many hot guys staying in terminal. My roomclaener Francis will help you if you need advice. But Hi will help to lossed your money. For himself. But for 2 tuskers. It will by ok. This hotel now very well how to handling hot mzungus.
I was in Nairobi for about 4 days in October and found a new hotel called Green Court Hotel. Its on Latema Road off Tom Mboya Street, next to Midview Central Hotel.
It was well decorated and had a nice restaurant with tasty dishes. I paid 1500 per night without breakfast. The rooms were nice and the beds were good, I chose a room with a big window as some dont have a window to the outside but a small window onto the interior corridor and they were less light and airy. The rooms at the back and side are quiet and equipped with hot shower and satellite tv. Not bad for 1500. Its fine for mongering. I would recommend the hotel. The bar/restaurant is on the first floor, reception on 2nd floor, so if you have your room key you can climb from bar to room without directly passing reception. So if you brought in different girls it wouldnt be noticed.
The bar and restaurant are nice places to chill in when you want a change from your room and they show live UK football matches in both...its not quite as crowded and noisy as some bars! But you can watch the same matches in your room if you prefer. There is no need for a/c or fan, you just open the window a little. The bed has a surrounding curtain-like mosquito-net, which makes it seem like a sexy inner sanctuary. My girlfriend really liked the place and we made love without a care in the world.
I would recommend the hotel to anyone who is watching the pennies and you can get a cab just near the entrance if you dont want to walk around town.
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I will be visiting Nairobi sometime this month and as have the evenings booked with meetings and dinners was wondering where to get the numbers of MP's etc.
Previously used the Nation and Standard but it seems they have stopped advertising.
Cheers,
Me Crazy!
[QUOTE=IvoryEbonyLover]I was in Nairobi for about 4 days in October and found a new hotel called Green Court Hotel. Its on Latema Road off Tom Mboya Street, next to Midview Central Hotel.
...but may I assume that this hotel is centrally located to the mongering action?
[QUOTE=Satyr9][QUOTE=IvoryEbonyLover]I was in Nairobi for about 4 days in October and found a new hotel called Green Court Hotel. Its on Latema Road off Tom Mboya Street, next to Midview Central Hotel.
...but may I assume that this hotel is centrally located to the mongering action?[/QUOTE]
Hi brother:
yes, you assume correctly! However, please be on the safe side and always take a taxi when it's getting dark - even for 500 meters! It's different than in Accra!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
My sense of Nairobi's safety, or lack of it, is very lacking.
From sources as varied as the New York Times travel section to Tripadvisor to here, reports of the advisability of walking around downtown at night are inconsistent at best; some suggest it is not a problem, others that it is sheer folly. Complicating the task of trying to glean a reasonable impression is the fact that the dangers themselves may well change with time, economic and political circumstances, etc.
A better sense of the safety of wandering is important to me, since such a huge part of the pleasure I derive from mongering involves the freedom to knock about in leisurely fashion, sampling the goods with my eyes and with conversation, moving on or stopping a while - shopping at my pace and without the pressure of crowds and loud music. Doing it from the cage of a taxi is rather unappealing.
I would love to hear from members about their take on the safety issue, and on what facts, if any, this take is based.
Thanks, as ever, in advance.
S9
[QUOTE=Satyr9]My sense of Nairobi's safety, or lack of it, is very lacking.
I would love to hear from members about their take on the safety issue, and on what facts, if any, this take is based.
Thanks, as ever, in advance.
S9[/QUOTE]
As with most cities worldwide ... "Common Sense" is the main safety factor !
The overall safety and even cleanliness of Nairobi has improved considerably over the past few years.
There are some areas in the city that are not recommended for a white guy to walk alone - at night - and so a taxi is recommended for even short trips.
There are areas in the city that are "okay" - depending on the common sense - eg :
Don't walk around with flashy jewelery / cameras / watches on show
Don't walk around with a fat wallet protruding from a pocket - and don't flash
wads of cash when paying for a drink etc !
Keep out of dark & deserted streets and alleys - stay in the man streets where there are people on the move, best of course in the better lit sides of the street.
After a few drinks ... get a cab back to the hotel !
G
[QUOTE=Gesheft]As with most cities worldwide ... "Common Sense" is the main safety factor !
... There are some areas in the city that are not recommended for a white guy to walk alone - at night - and so a taxi is recommended for even short trips.
[/QUOTE]
Gesheft is right! However, I would like to add that there are even locals who take a taxi for the very short distance from Simmers to Madhouse when it's getting dark! IMHO better to be on the safe side!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Gesheft is right! However, I would like to add that there are even locals who take a taxi for the very short distance from Simmers to Madhouse when it's getting dark! IMHO better to be on the safe side!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]I walk always from simmers to madhouse. But I feel not safe. End look around my evry second. Around the way out in simmers. Terribel. Girls with babys. Asking for money.
Am in Nairobi and Mombasa for a couple of fabulous weekd.
Would love to meet up wth a couple of fellow mongers for a beer.
Donnachaa.
Hi,
First time in this forum and next week will be my first time in Nairobi, although will probably be through quite frequently for work over the next couple of years. Never been mongering in Africa (I live in Asia) so hoped to get some easy advice, namely:
Any Massage Parlours people would recommend, where extra service is pretty much guaranteed?
Any general advice on prices for different services, either in a MP or in the hotel?
Any advice on dealing with African women in the trade?! Keep reading that it ain't Asia.
Any other advice very much appreciated!
[QUOTE=Bagatalle, his very first post]... Any other advice very much appreciated![/QUOTE]Well, someone has to say it: RTFF!
Will be in Nairobi and mombasa next week.
Any links to college or working girls
Proffesional Photoshoot at a descrete placeof your choice for just 2000KES for 1 Hour. Take as many Photos as you want. We burn them on CD For you for future use.
[QUOTE=Shazing]Will be in Nairobi and mombasa next week.
Any links to college or working girls[/QUOTE]Take a cab to the nearest college and wait at the gate.
Do the same at an office tower at 5pm.
Hi guys, I've been following this forum since 2006 and decided to make my first post today.
Nairobi Has quiet a vast array o gals willing to have sex and I am not taling about pros here.
For those having trouble just hit on any social networking site and there you are. Sex sex sex.
But there are some like AFF thats become pretty tricky. The best one currently is Face book.
I'm currently in Dubai finding out.
Atlusty hombre. I found you last post hilarious but true. This only works for the mzugu though.
[QUOTE=Shazing]Will be in Nairobi and mombasa next week.
Any links to college or working girls[/QUOTE]Shazing Lust Hombres advise is true.
[QUOTE=Long Dick 111]Shazing Lust Hombres advise is true.[/QUOTE]
Maybe I am just computer-retarded, but I do not get how to find women in Nairobi (or anywhere else) through Facebook. I have searched by city, etc., but the best I do is find random women for whom there is no info available (as they are not my friends).
Do you simply write to every woman who appears and see if they write back?
S9
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Maybe I am just computer-retarded, but I do not get how to find women in Nairobi (or anywhere else) through Facebook. I have searched by city, etc., but the best I do is find random women for whom there is no info available (as they are not my friends).
Do you simply write to every woman who appears and see if they write back?
S9[/QUOTE]Search by groups. Those who join groups like I love sex, lesbians in kenya, bisexuals etc. Then add as friend and pronto you are there.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Maybe I am just computer-retarded, but I do not get how to find women in Nairobi (or anywhere else) through Facebook. I have searched by city, etc., but the best I do is find random women for whom there is no info available (as they are not my friends).
Do you simply write to every woman who appears and see if they write back?
S9[/QUOTE]
Ok,
I shouldn't do this, because I really don't want normal Kenya girls to be exposed to all the naughty mongers out there.ha ha ha!
So, any girls you guys meet through this advise you make sure you guys treat them nicely. That's the deal.
FACEBOOK:
There are so many pretty girls on Facebook you wont believe it.
Just find one girl in Kenya, and then search through her friends. Add the ones you find attractive. Then you go trough the attractive girls friend lists as pretty girls normally have prettier friends than normal girls. Add more girls.
Keep doing this until you are happy with your selection. It should take you a couple of hours of home work. It's really worth it if you are looking for the true GF feeling.
50-80% will accept you friend request guaranteed. Then you send them a private message: "Thanks for the add sweetie! I saw your profile pic and you look great, I just wanted to get to know you. Hope you don't mind. Love, M. Onger." To increase odds of her accepting your request, send a nice message with your friend request.
Then just wait and see what happens. 100% have replied enthusiastically on this.
Don't write much on their walls or comments to the pictures, as many of the girls don't like their social net to know their business. Remember, we have all our acquaintances on Facebook, and so do they.
Then you may chat on Face. Ask about Nairobi or Mombasa. Ask how it's like. Restaurants, bars, clubs, movie theaters etc. Wait for her to suggest that she can show you around. You say: "Cool, but then I want to buy you dinner at your favorite restaurant."
Don't worry about the cost, Carnivore is the most expensive, and that sets you back less than 2000 bobs.
Make sure you get lots of drinks to go with the food. She knows the score, and she wants to keep you while your in Kenya. You'll get laid on the first date 90% of the time. If not, ask her out or invite her to visit your hotel the next day (to come up to the room before the new date. Make up a story for why she must come to the hotel, she will buy it.) and I guarantee you will score.
Remember; these girls are not WGs. Treat them nicely. They just look for an adventure with a well behaved white guy. She will likely hope for more, but wont give you a hard time. Is she does, let her go and find a new one. NEVER offer money for sex, unless they ask. Give gifts, take them out shopping clothes, taxi money etc. Be smart, make her feel good. She doesn't think she is selling her pussy. Never, ever make her feel that way. It will blow up in your face and you will make a lovely girl feel very low.
This advice is not really for the true monger, as it takes a little more effort than showing up in a club and selecting a WG. But the reward are much greater in my opinion.
TREAT THEM WELL, OR MY WRATH WILL COME OVER YOU!!
Consider this my Christmas present to the nice guys here ;)
My GF is one of the prettiest girls you will ever see. Amazing body and face and a personality to go along with it. I'm taking her home soon. She is one of the most famous models in Kenya and have featured in various medias. Tv, billboards etc. She is a 9 out of 10, and that is on a model scale not how we would rate working girls.
I set my friend up with one of her model friends. He is not complaining lol :D
If I am in Kenya and meet any of you, and think you will go down nicely with her friends I would surely set you up. But I would be screening you for certain qualities. If you screw up it comes back to me.
Excellent advice JJ.
Most gals who are friends of friends of chicks are happy to receive a Hello, from a nice guy. In Facebook, which is a microchosm of real life.
However the trouble with facebook is that if you have various gals in among your friends, the ones you begin to date or want a date with then become jealous of the other gals on your friends list and you get comments before your trip such as "Enjoy your time with your girlfriends" or "See them not me" so its best to delete all but one chick and even open a sister account in facebook and move another gal you want a date to that second or third id. So that you may remain "technically faithful" to each.
I did that in Sept on a visit to Kenya and it worked ok. Another ploy is to tell each gal that you have many female employees in Kenya and that all the other gals in your friends list are your workers, so she should not feel jealous of them. If still jealous, add her in another id and delete her from the first.
When I first used facebook I hated it because it was unlike the dating sites, so public and so obvious if anyone is doing mongering. But if you can master the above switching and scheming, the rewards are massive!.
Hey folks
I am in Nairobi and visited Simmers last night plenty of girls, including some real treasures.
I am inexperienced in this and ended up taking a girl back with me. I was stupid I did not realise she was working so took a girl home I would never paid good money for, she was nice enough for some free fun but no stunner. She played the old game this morning of asking for 5000 shillings. Arghhh I though it was free fun, she refused to leave the hotel and I ended up having to pay her 2700 to leave. Nightmare.
I guess with experience I will not fall for these basic tricks. Oh well leson learnt. I thought of asking her if I would have to give her a gift if she came back with me but did not want to insult her by asking. I will next time.
Have fun guys.
Coogee
Dear Interested Sex Party Participants:
I'm coming to Nairobi in April for a week. Perhaps this is a bit advance notice but if there are any guys out there (perhaps 2) who can bring their favourite 2 girls who are into group sex and I bring my 2 girls send me a private message.
Interracial
p.s. I stupidly forgot to write down the email address for a swinger club in Nairobi. If anyone knows of the email please let me know.
[QUOTE=Coogee]Hey folks
I am in Nairobi and visited Simmers last night plenty of girls, including some real treasures.
I am inexperienced in this and ended up taking a girl back with me. I was stupid I did not realise she was working so took a girl home I would never paid good money for, she was nice enough for some free fun but no stunner. She played the old game this morning of asking for 5000 shillings. Arghhh I though it was free fun, she refused to leave the hotel and I ended up having to pay her 2700 to leave. Nightmare.
I guess with experience I will not fall for these basic tricks. Oh well leson learnt. I thought of asking her if I would have to give her a gift if she came back with me but did not want to insult her by asking. I will next time.
Have fun guys.
Coogee[/QUOTE]Only sun go up for free in Kenya. Many thimes, I was giving info about price appointment bifore. Stupid not to do this. Simmers girls 1500kes/night (if super service +500 tip. By happy that shi was willing to go with 2700kes en not was sending police for you. Also luck that shi not broked hotel stufs like your Tv
[QUOTE=Coogee]Hey folks
I am in Nairobi and visited Simmers last night plenty of girls, including some real treasures.
I am inexperienced in this and ended up taking a girl back with me. I was stupid I did not realise she was working so took a girl home I would never paid good money for, she was nice enough for some free fun but no stunner. She played the old game this morning of asking for 5000 shillings. Arghhh I though it was free fun, she refused to leave the hotel and I ended up having to pay her 2700 to leave. Nightmare.
I guess with experience I will not fall for these basic tricks. Oh well leson learnt. I thought of asking her if I would have to give her a gift if she came back with me but did not want to insult her by asking. I will next time.
Have fun guys.
Coogee[/QUOTE]Why. You not inform the girl that Willyboy his roomclaener have only 210 kes/day in his hotel. Or not inform hir that you going to river road next thime to pick-up one girl for 500kes/night. For new toerist. Gras is always very green. Not afraid. You will laern step by step.
I really enjoy this place.
The tripple bed room, which we stayed in is great. Balcony all around the utside corner of the building, two floors. Up stair floor living room, dining room and kitchen, down stair floor with three bed rooms and separate bathroom in every room.
The guy who showed me the room said there were no restriction on the number of people staying, you pay for the room not guests.
Triple is 180 dollars
Double 140
Single 100
They have a great outdoor pool and restaurant.
Chester House is across the street from Madhouse, in Koinange street.
Oh and the internet was super fast for Africa. I would say it was as good or even better than many hotels in the States. Not kidding. I downloaded movies etc etc in a hurry. This is really hard to come by in Kenya.
Just be told that the service at times is super slow, it will frustrate you but keep being a pain to them and they will fix whatever you ask for.
There is no negotiation on price, so you can forget to even try.
How I do it is the first night I check into The Terminal hotel, and then find a better solution from there. But from now on I'll probably check straight into Chester House.
Know they will ask for ID from the girls when you arrive late (not every time). The guards are bribe-able if you don't want to go through this.
To me this is not a big issue as I have a steady girl, and they wont bother her.
[url]http://www.chesterhouse.co.ke/facilities.php[/url]
I will be in Nairobi from Thursday 14th until 3rd of February.
Anyone want to hook up for a beer?
Please reply or PM me.
[QUOTE=Rolff]I will be in Nairobi from Thursday 14th until 3rd of February.
Anyone want to hook up for a beer?
Please reply or PM me.[/QUOTE]Will be there from 18th. Got a few plans, but a beer sounds. Am flying to Thailand first tho, so reply asap and am happy to meet up wth you.
Costy: this is my phone number on Kenya : 0718 452 040
Give me a call, when you arrive.
If cheap and secure sound contradictory you may think of it as reasonably cheap and secure. Secure in this case refers to my laptop and it is about the data and the associated scandal with data loss.
I did some research and came up with Terminal, Parkside, Kenya Comfort Hotel, Eureka Highrise, Impala hotel and Mooreland hotels.
I would greatly appreciate if someone could recommend a GF hotel up to USD60 that is reasonably secure and also close to Simmers. What I have read, it seems that Simmers is probably a better option for first time visitor.
[QUOTE=Global Surfer]If cheap and secure sound contradictory you may think of it as reasonably cheap and secure. Secure in this case refers to my laptop and it is about the data and the associated scandal with data loss.
I did some research and came up with Terminal, Parkside, Kenya Comfort Hotel, Eureka Highrise, Impala hotel and Mooreland hotels.
I would greatly appreciate if someone could recommend a GF hotel up to USD60 that is reasonably secure and also close to Simmers. What I have read, it seems that Simmers is probably a better option for first time visitor.[/QUOTE]
Best hotel 2 mins from Simmers is the hotel I wrote about, Chester House Apartment. A little more than you expect to pay; 100 US
Budget wise, no fridge, no pool, no tv, no nothing except a bed, clean and safe is Terminal Hotel. It's a 5 min walk to Simmers
I have a regular girl from Simmers called "Mercy". She was the second girl I tried from there and I never needed anyone else since.
She is slim but with huge, soft tits. Normally dresses pretty well.
Great stamina, doesn't cum quickly but loves being screwed.
Be nice to her and by the 3rd date you may be at 1, 000 KsH for a whole night or even for free.
Let me know if you've had the pleasure.
[QUOTE=Ratbutt]I have a regular girl from Simmers called "Mercy". She was the second girl I tried from there and I never needed anyone else since.
She is slim but with huge, soft tits. Normally dresses pretty well.
Great stamina, doesn't cum quickly but loves being screwed.
Be nice to her and by the 3rd date you may be at 1, 000 KsH for a whole night or even for free.
Let me know if you've had the pleasure.[/QUOTE]Many member must learn about rates from you.
[QUOTE=Ratbutt]
Be nice to her and by the 3rd date you may be at 1, 000 KsH for a whole night or even for free.
[/QUOTE]
Great, that's indeed an excellent price! And - if I may ask - what do you pay for the the first and the second night?
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Great, that's indeed an excellent price! And - if I may ask - what do you pay for the the first and the second night?
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Well I am soft on her so I generally pay 2, 000 for our reunion night which is basically non-stop sex in all positions with me creaming 3-4 times in the evening and the morning again. Then after that I pay 1, 500 or 1, 000 depending on the "volume". Keep in mind she has never, ever asked for money. Sometimes she calls and wants to come over and I tell her I have nothing for her she still comes and the sex is free.
Generally I take her every 2-3 days and she stays or is willing to stay the other nights free.
She really has an incredible body which will keep you rock hard and she loves taking cock. Someone has to feed her when I am not there so I hope some of the brothers meet here and donate to our cause.
[QUOTE=Ratbutt]Well I am soft on her so I generally pay 2, 000 for our reunion night which is basically non-stop sex in all positions with me creaming 3-4 times in the evening and the morning again. Then after that I pay 1, 500 or 1, 000 depending on the "volume". Keep in mind she has never, ever asked for money. Sometimes she calls and wants to come over and I tell her I have nothing for her she still comes and the sex is free.
Generally I take her every 2-3 days and she stays or is willing to stay the other nights free.
She really has an incredible body which will keep you rock hard and she loves taking cock. Someone has to feed her when I am not there so I hope some of the brothers meet here and donate to our cause.[/QUOTE]
Ratbutt:
Great that you found such a 'girlfriend'! And I am most impressed that you are even willing to share her! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
I've been going to Nairobi on and off for the past 5 years and have hit the regular spots (Madhouse, Simmers, etc.) and have enjoyed my time. I'll be in Nairobi at the end of next month and have an insatiable taste for "Indian Cuisine".
Before I get flamed, I did RTFF but have not come up with anything conclusive so I've come to the board asking for help. If anyone could provide some reliable information as to where I can get some good "Indian Cuisine", I would be most appreciative. You can post or feel free to PM me. Thanks in advance.
[QUOTE=Big Daddy 1906]....... If anyone could provide some reliable information as to where I can get some good "Indian Cuisine", I would be most appreciative. You can post or feel free to PM me. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
Good question BD ... now that you come to mention it.
And maybe worthwhile discussing as a thread !
As Nairobi is definitely a mongerer's paradise .. but not with Indian really being on the menu ... in all my 10+ years of feeding on the local Nairobi cuisine I too have yet to come across freely available Indian pussy!
Anyone else have any positive experience ?
G
[quote=big daddy 1906]i've been going to nairobi on and off for the past 5 years and have hit the regular spots (madhouse, simmers, etc.) and have enjoyed my time. i'll be in nairobi at the end of next month and have an insatiable taste for "indian cuisine".
before i get flamed, i did rtff but have not come up with anything conclusive so i've come to the board asking for help. if anyone could provide some reliable information as to where i can get some good "indian cuisine", i would be most appreciative. you can post or feel free to pm me. thanks in advance.[/quote]hi mate
a place called "open house" in westlands opposite the mall. so there is an uchumi supermarket opposite the mall, there is a buiilding to the right; on the ground floor you will find open house.
in the mall itself you will find handi restaurant which is pretty good; but have not been for a while; so don't know what its like now!
also in highridge there is a place called diamnon plaza, in the car park at the back is an open air food court which has a lot of chicken tikka, indian bites lots of variety. no booze though.
now if you get to diamon plaza; at the rear car park entrance; pass the netrance carry on driving a few speed bumps down and on the left; you will find spice root. this palce is famous for indian. kenyans cooking outside in small 'banda/chalets' this cook out is called a karoga (to stir)
but in the main house is a bar- and you can just pop down and enjoy good food and drink.
and i frequented all of the above apart from handi, not so long ago.
hey hope this helps, ps. wash it all down witha few tuskers from me
have fun
or
[quote=oil rich]hi mate
a place called "open house" in westlands opposite the mall. so there is an uchumi supermarket opposite the mall, there is a buiilding to the right; on the ground floor you will find open house.
in the mall itself you will find handi restaurant which is pretty good; but have not been for a while; so don't know what its like now!
also in highridge there is a place called diamnon plaza, in the car park at the back is an open air food court which has a lot of chicken tikka, indian bites lots of variety. no booze though.
now if you get to diamon plaza; at the rear car park entrance; pass the netrance carry on driving a few speed bumps down and on the left; you will find spice root. this palce is famous for indian. kenyans cooking outside in small 'banda/chalets' this cook out is called a karoga (to stir)
but in the main house is a bar- and you can just pop down and enjoy good food and drink.
and i frequented all of the above apart from handi, not so long ago.
hey hope this helps, ps. wash it all down witha few tuskers from me
have fun
or[/quote]i am quite sure, bigdaddy had a different type of "indian
cuisine" in mind!
most indians i know (males and females) are very uncomfortable and shy re. anything sexual. very strange, considering that the mogul culture was the one that gave rise to the kamasutra and an abundance of other highly erotic literature. the use of phallic symbols in the decorations of royal palaces and temples was omnipresent.
something drastic must have happened in the course of their history to make them as prudish as they are today. it's not that they don't have sex (just look at the zillions populating the indian subcontinent) but it appears they don't feel at ease about it and don't enjoy it, for unexplained reasons.
maybe that's a manifestation of a kind of inbred victorian sense of duty ("whenever prince albert made love to me, i closed my eyes and thought of england")?
[quote=oil rich]hi mate
a place called "open house" in westlands opposite the mall. so there is an uchumi supermarket opposite the mall, there is a buiilding to the right; on the ground floor you will find open house.
in the mall itself you will find handi restaurant which is pretty good; but have not been for a while; so don't know what its like now!
also in highridge there is a place called diamnon plaza, in the car park at the back is an open air food court which has a lot of chicken tikka, indian bites lots of variety. no booze though.
now if you get to diamon plaza; at the rear car park entrance; pass the netrance carry on driving a few speed bumps down and on the left; you will find spice root. this palce is famous for indian. kenyans cooking outside in small 'banda/chalets' this cook out is called a karoga (to stir)
but in the main house is a bar- and you can just pop down and enjoy good food and drink.
and i frequented all of the above apart from handi, not so long ago.
hey hope this helps, ps. wash it all down witha few tuskers from me
have fun
or[/quote]
oil rich:
thanks for the info. it's very helpful and i'll probably try them out but i was using "indian cuisine" as a euphemism. any ifo on that would greatly appreciated.
Gentlemen, a quick question regarding visa:
I am German and I live in Turkey. Since there is no Kenyan embassy in here, I will need to get my visa at the airport in Nairobi. On several websites I read that this is apparently quite a hassle. What exactly is the "hassle" ? Is it due to lazy f..... policemen at immigrations who drink tea while hundreds of foreigners are waiting in line or do they want us to fill out tons of papers plus ask for bribes, or what is it ? Do I need to bring special papers next to my passport and get fined if I didn't ?
Any help from you guys would be highly appreciated !
Thanks - LE
[QUOTE=Local Expert]Gentlemen, a quick question regarding visa:
I am German and I live in Turkey. Since there is no Kenyan embassy in here, I will need to get my visa at the airport in Nairobi. On several websites I read that this is apparently quite a hassle. What exactly is the "hassle" ? Is it due to lazy f..... policemen at immigrations who drink tea while hundreds of foreigners are waiting in line or do they want us to fill out tons of papers plus ask for bribes, or what is it ? Do I need to bring special papers next to my passport and get fined if I didn't ?
Any help from you guys would be highly appreciated !
Thanks - LE[/QUOTE]
At Nairobi, the process takes about 15-30 minutes to go through. i was there two weeks ago. Just have $25 dollars and you will be fine.
[QUOTE=Big Daddy 1906]Oil Rich:
Thanks for the info. It's very helpful and I'll probably try them out but I was using "Indian Cuisine" as a euphemism. Any ifo on that would greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Mate. I knew exaxtly what you meant. I just thought I would throw in some "masala'
Indian girls. Sure I saw soemthing a while ago; in the local newspapers a few adverts are around for indian girls.
[QUOTE=Ze Gato]At Nairobi, the process takes about 15-30 minutes to go through. i was there two weeks ago. Just have $25 dollars and you will be fine.[/QUOTE]
true! And if you give the immigration officer 30 USD ("you can keep the change") it takes you 1.5 to 3.0 minutes! Last time my "immigration girl" was so cute! Even her smile was worth it! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Gentlemen, thank you very much for the usefull information !
Cheers - LE
Am very sorry. But from this money. I like to drink 3 tot 4 tusker cold in nice disco. This imigration persons steel enough money. You pay 20 euro, Hi write. 25 dollar. Hi exchange for better rate en thake the rest of this money in his pocket. Howmany thimes in one day?
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Am very sorry. But from this money. I like to drink 3 tot 4 tusker cold in nice disco. This imigration persons steel enough money. You pay 20 euro, Hi write. 25 dollar. Hi exchange for better rate en thake the rest of this money in his pocket. Howmany thimes in one day?[/QUOTE]WB,
Yes brother, I know that you tend to save every single penny wherever you can! That's fair enough and it's entirely up to you! But please be informed that it was my own decision to tip this lovely girl! Don't get me wrong: if you or somebody else would not do it, no problem at all!
Anyway, these 5 US bucks did not make me poor and be assured that I had my 3 to 4 bottles Tusker nevertheless!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Hey guys!
Can someone tell me what the budget alternatives in Westlands are?
I can always stay at the Embassy (not again at Terminal unless I have to!) but I rather not...especially if I can find something a little nicer for the same or a bit more.
Thanks to all! Round of Tuskers on me in May for whomever is around!
I went to haiti-nightclub in nairobi.
Expecting something like casablanca-casanova (look my previous post), I was disappointed. Only 4 or 5 bikini dancing girls.
The only nice thing is the free-touching policy.
They say they have nude shows and dances too, but couldn't see, on a Saturday night
[QUOTE=Mikle]I went to haiti-nightclub in nairobi.
Expecting something like casablanca-casanova (look my previous post), I was disappointed. Only 4 or 5 bikini dancing girls. T[/QUOTE]at Mikle, its tahiti not haiti! I guess the typo is because haiti has been in the news quite often the past few weeks now.
Just thought I would do my 'civic duty' and inform all of us that a new relatively high-end meet up restaurant has been opened at China center, along ngong road, Nairobi. Its called 'Caldina', located at the third floor and is exclusive for "single ladies to meet foreign men" (that's its exact tag line by the way).
I have not been there personally, just recently met a long term girl friend who told me she has been getting quite some clients from there.
Cheers,
LN
[QUOTE=Local Noobie]Just thought I would do my 'civic duty' and inform all of us that a new relatively high-end meet up restaurant has been opened at China center, along ngong road, Nairobi. Its called 'Caldina', located at the third floor and is exclusive for "single ladies to meet foreign men" (that's its exact tag line by the way).
I have not been there personally, just recently met a long term girl friend who told me she has been getting quite some clients from there.
Cheers,
LN[/QUOTE]Yesterday night I went out with an office girl who turned out to be the most bizarre date I've had for a while. I know some of her colleagues and they set me up on a blind date with her. To cut the story short, we both quickly got pissed, went to a few bars (Gipsys. She wanted to see the hookers) and she suggested we go to this strip club in China Centre where she'd been twice before with her colleagues. I guess it must be the same place as you refer to. You can hear the music all the way on the ground floor, you can't miss it. Take the stairs next to the cash machines just inside the building. Walk up the stairs and it's on the right side as you come up to the 3rd floor.
Security guard at the club wanted to charge us KES500 entry fee each (I'm muzungu) and she told me when she went with her colleagues, it's 300 for guys and free for girls. After a long discussion and arguments, I got fed up and paid 800 for us both.
The place is definitely not upscale in my book, quite dingy. The main room looks like a cafe. Tables and chairs, no stage for dancing. There's a nice enough balcony with tables too, but it was pouring raining. About 5 girls there walking around. One was completely naked, the others had skimpy clothes on. The naked one grabbed me straight away, sat down on my lap and was rubbing her pussy in my crotch, bending over and spreading her pussy and so on, all the while my date was cheering her on. Didn't ask for any money, just wrote her phone number on a paper twice in case I lost one of them. (Her name was Janet)
My date wanted to see me have fun. I paid 500 for a lapdance in the VIP room, but I had to pay 500 extra to use the room as well. (My date said previously they paid 500 for the dance but free to use the VIP room). I took a girl that I liked into the room, my date came along to sit right next to us to watch. Stripped fully naked, I played with her pussy, tits etc. Then paid 1000 extra for a blowjob, my date and the stripper took turns to suck me. I could maybe have got the blowjob cheaper but I wasn't in the mood to haggle on the price.
In the same VIP room, just next to me, was another (local) dude. After his lapdance, he proceeded to fuck his stripper on the couch, just next to me. After he'd finished fucking her, she sucked him off till he came. That girl then came straight over to ask if I wanted to fuck her as well, my date and stripper still sucking me. Said no but didn't ask price.
The VIP room is really rotten, water leaking straight through from the roof. But it's dark and has a few couches. No privacy, except that it's dark.
You can definitely take the girls home if you want.
Got ripped off on the price of drinks as well. Charged me 600 for a shot of johnny walker, even the stripper told me normal price is 300, but the waitress refused to lower the price. And another 100 for the bottle of coke and 300 for a Tusker malt.
Not a cheap trip, could easily have taken home a hot take-away chick for less money, but it was great fun to do it once. I won't go back though. Don't go if you're shy. The girls are probably up for almost anything, whatever you have in mind.
Total damage: 800 taxi, 800 entry, 2000 lapdance+room+blowjob, 1000 drinks = 4600
And, most weird of all, at the end of the night, back in my room, my date refused to fuck me. Said that she doesn't have sex on the first night. I tried to argue logically that she'd already shared my dick with another girl. In the end, got two blowjobs before falling asleep and then again in the morning, with the promise that she'd give me awesome sex next time we meet and we can get another girl to join for 3-some. I'm not so sure there'll be a next time though.
Cheers,
KS
I'll be in Kenya next month, just trying to check out massage activity. I know there were several websites like 'mazozo' which is dead, that had contacts on girls, any news on that front?
Daily Nation used to have classifieds for girls, not anymore. I have been to the massage place in Gill House (Tom Mboya st) and Hotel Omni up the same street, I'd welcome recommendations for other places. I once saw a posting here of massage in Hotel 680, can someone confirm if it's still operational?
I usually target these places for a few reasons, I find massage providers usually have a better attitude, and looks than girls in the clubs. Then the massage place acts as a venue to do the act, saving me from the hassle of taxi, hotel, then kicking her out once the deed is done, I have no desire for all-nighters so the massage places works for me.
LM
You will find adds for the Massage parlors in the Star newspaper. I'm not able to give you specific evaluation on any particular one as I do not go to any of those, but the adds are there. Good day!
[QUOTE=Khun Sanuk]Yesterday night I went out with an office girl who turned out to be the most bizarre date I've had for a while. I know some of her colleagues and they set me up on a blind date with her. To cut the story short, we both quickly got pissed, went to a few bars (Gipsys. She wanted to see the hookers) and she suggested we go to this strip club in China Centre where she'd been twice before with her colleagues. I guess it must be the same place as you refer to. You can hear the music all the way on the ground floor, you can't miss it. Take the stairs next to the cash machines just inside the building. Walk up the stairs and it's on the right side as you come up to the 3rd floor.
Security guard at the club wanted to charge us KES500 entry fee each (I'm muzungu) and she told me when she went with her colleagues, it's 300 for guys and free for girls. After a long discussion and arguments, I got fed up and paid 800 for us both.
The place is definitely not upscale in my book, quite dingy. The main room looks like a cafe. Tables and chairs, no stage for dancing. There's a nice enough balcony with tables too, but it was pouring raining. About 5 girls there walking around. One was completely naked, the others had skimpy clothes on. The naked one grabbed me straight away, sat down on my lap and was rubbing her pussy in my crotch, bending over and spreading her pussy and so on, all the while my date was cheering her on. Didn't ask for any money, just wrote her phone number on a paper twice in case I lost one of them. (Her name was Janet)
My date wanted to see me have fun. I paid 500 for a lapdance in the VIP room, but I had to pay 500 extra to use the room as well. (My date said previously they paid 500 for the dance but free to use the VIP room). I took a girl that I liked into the room, my date came along to sit right next to us to watch. Stripped fully naked, I played with her pussy, tits etc. Then paid 1000 extra for a blowjob, my date and the stripper took turns to suck me. I could maybe have got the blowjob cheaper but I wasn't in the mood to haggle on the price.
In the same VIP room, just next to me, was another (local) dude. After his lapdance, he proceeded to fuck his stripper on the couch, just next to me. After he'd finished fucking her, she sucked him off till he came. That girl then came straight over to ask if I wanted to fuck her as well, my date and stripper still sucking me. Said no but didn't ask price.
The VIP room is really rotten, water leaking straight through from the roof. But it's dark and has a few couches. No privacy, except that it's dark.
You can definitely take the girls home if you want.
Got ripped off on the price of drinks as well. Charged me 600 for a shot of johnny walker, even the stripper told me normal price is 300, but the waitress refused to lower the price. And another 100 for the bottle of coke and 300 for a Tusker malt.
Not a cheap trip, could easily have taken home a hot take-away chick for less money, but it was great fun to do it once. I won't go back though. Don't go if you're shy. The girls are probably up for almost anything, whatever you have in mind.
Total damage: 800 taxi, 800 entry, 2000 lapdance+room+blowjob, 1000 drinks = 4600
And, most weird of all, at the end of the night, back in my room, my date refused to fuck me. Said that she doesn't have sex on the first night. I tried to argue logically that she'd already shared my dick with another girl. In the end, got two blowjobs before falling asleep and then again in the morning, with the promise that she'd give me awesome sex next time we meet and we can get another girl to join for 3-some. I'm not so sure there'll be a next time though.
Cheers,
KS[/QUOTE]
Sounds like great fun! Thanks for the report :D
Hello, (I'm not english-speaking sorry)
Just some experiences in westlands after check the site [url]http://www.hookup.co.ke/index.php?cityid=1[/url]
- I advice to forget the xxxx57 in Peponi road, 8 or 10 girls who look very bored with their job. I tried the only one asian (chinese) but it's not the same girl as in the photo or she became a bit fat. She's not GFE at all. Repulsive shower.
- 2nd floor in arcade building is better I think. At least a pretty kikuyu girl, I don't remember the name. And they have a real bed, it's better than the small stretcher in others beauty saloons.
In every case, impossible to pay than 4 000.
Enjoy!
[QUOTE=John Tymga]Hello, (I'm not english-speaking sorry)
Just some experiences in westlands after check the site [url]http://www.hookup.co.ke/index.php?cityid=1[/url]
- I advice to forget the xxxx57 in Peponi road, 8 or 10 girls who look very bored with their job. I tried the only one asian (chinese) but it's not the same girl as in the photo or she became a bit fat. She's not GFE at all. Repulsive shower.
- 2nd floor in arcade building is better I think. At least a pretty kikuyu girl, I don't remember the name. And they have a real bed, it's better than the small stretcher in others beauty saloons.
In every case, impossible to pay than 4 000.
Enjoy![/QUOTE][url]www.hook-up[/url]
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Met Sarah at a supermarket in The city centre while buying some new clothes for myself. Works as an attendant. Asked for her number while she was assisting me select a nice jacket, she offered it without any hesitation. Latter on called to say good night (communicated for about three days then met on the 4th, a Friday, at a hotel in town.). She was reluctant about spending in a hotel. Saying it was her first time, wanted to know 'my place', etc, but she finally got around to it. There was no talk of money, just picked her up after work, took her for dinner then headed straight for the hotel room where insisted that we take a shower together before going to bed. Got laid over and over all night but had to wake up early the next day since she was going to work. Gave her 1000 for 'breakfast' since she declined taking any at the hotel. (she actually didn't want the money. Claimed it made her feel like a *****! Only accepted when I told her it is for her breakfast and not for what we just did).
Overall:
- great experience.
- total damage: 1000 beakfast + 1000 hotel room
- no anal
- BBBJ and good massage with HJ.
Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Nairobi (& Kenya) can be so easy finding & getting ladies, even the non-pros.
[i]:sniff:[/i] I'm gonna miss Nairobi. [i]:sniff:[/i]
[QUOTE=Local Noobie]Met Sarah at a supermarket in The city centre while buying some new clothes for myself. Works as an attendant. ... Claimed it made her feel like a *****! Only accepted when I told her it is for her breakfast and not for what we just did).
[/QUOTE]
Congrats! Great that you found such a nice 'new friend'! To make a long story short: if a visitor manages to meet a couple of such shopgirls then a stay in Kenya is truly the greatest pleasure! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
you know those teaser promos on TV ....
well here is something till I find the time to write up the report !!
:)
G.
[QUOTE=Gesheft]you know those teaser promos on TV ....
well here is something till I find the time to write up the report !!
:)
G.[/QUOTE]
Oh, now that's nice. Hope you have more photos like that one :)
This babe was another AfroIntro connection !
I like to have the options lined up in advance .. saves time & hassle !
This sweet thing - 25 - V. lets call her - was in fact set up for a date with another gal so that we could have a 3some - but alas - the other babe didn't turn up.
Anyway a fun time was had by all - as V. is very open, was even discussing anal sex over a glass of wine at the bar - and well she brought the subject up not me !
In bed she was great - open to anything & everything.
So on the G.scale:
GFE 9/10
Looks 8/10
Performance 9/10
Cost 7/10 .... drinks / room service / taxi money
Worth seeing again 8/10
Clinginess 9/10
G.
I am motivated to create my own scale now.
So this is 7 on J
JP
[QUOTE=John Palmer]I am motivated to create my own scale now.
So this is 7 on J
JP[/QUOTE]
Ok if this is your 7 ... let's see your 10 !!
Wonderful !!
I have taken the liberty of adjusting the pic slightly with some gamma adjustment to improve the contrast for LCD monitor viewing !
Maybe I'll "see" your 7 and raise you to my 8 ... (next time !!) :)
G.
7.3 on the J
Defects 0 attitude 10
Has anybody stayed at this fairly new hotel?
Location and description sounds great on their website (hotelcentralpark.net)
So far I didn't get a respond from them.
Cheers,
buddah
[QUOTE=John Palmer]7.3 on the J
Defects 0 attitude 10[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the nice photo. I would like to make one suggestion to all who post photos. Please just cover the eyes with a slim bar so it does not distract from the girl's appearance. Too many photos have overworked the masking of the girl's face to the point it completely detracts from the effect and discourages interest. There are many examples of face masking that make this forum a joy to read, but the ones that over do it diminish the overall quality of the photo. IMHO. In the case of a girl wanting to cover her head completely with a towel, may I suggest offering her a rolled up bandana around the eyes only. That way everybody is happy with the outcome. Otherwise, well done.
Will be sojourning to Kenya for two weeks in May and was wondering how easy it is to book flights from Nairobi to Mombasa/Entebbe on short notice without paying an arm and a leg.
I could book round-trip with Nairobi Air for 130/230 dollars or so respectively now through their web site but I prefer the flexibility of last-minute depending on how I enjoy my stay in Nairobi.
Thanks.
[QUOTE=John Palmer]7.3 on the J
Defects 0 attitude 10[/QUOTE]Any chance of getting the contacts of any of these girls?
Is there any chance of getting the contacts of the lovely ladies in the pictures?
Does anyone know of any truely upscale, classy massage parlours in nairobi? As some members have mentioned you don't always want to take the ladies to your place and sometimes just want to finish the deed at a remote location.
Any advice?
Thanks
[QUOTE=Buddah]Has anybody stayed at this fairly new hotel?
Location and description sounds great on their website (hotelcentralpark.net)
So far I didn't get a respond from them.
Cheers,
buddah[/QUOTE]
Decent hotel in a bad area. Clientele is almost exclusively Kenyan business class. Bar and restaurant on premises but not recommended. Rates vary, but generally start at about 2500 ksh per night (single B/B) with a 500 ksh guest adder, or about 3500 ksh for a double room (B/B) with A/C. Do not book a room facing the street. Location is good if you happen to frequent Florida 2000 and are comfortable walking there (and back) at night. Madhouse and Simmers are also within walking distance, but doing so depends on your particular fitness level and appetite for risk. Emails don't work well in Africa, so just call or show up...
1. one reads a great deal these days about how high-speed internet is coming/has come to kenya and east africa. will i be able to watch streaming video of baseball at an internet cafe? (i know, i know...) is high-speed wifi available publicly if i bring my laptop?
2. does the terminal hotel have in-room television?
thanks in advance.
s9 the satyr-nerd
[QUOTE=Premier1]Decent hotel in a bad area. Clientele is almost exclusively Kenyan business class. Bar and restaurant on premises but not recommended. Rates vary, but generally start at about 2500 ksh per night (single B/B) with a 500 ksh guest adder, or about 3500 ksh for a double room (B/B) with A/C. Do not book a room facing the street. Location is good if you happen to frequent Florida 2000 and are comfortable walking there (and back) at night. Madhouse and Simmers are also within walking distance, but doing so depends on your particular fitness level and appetite for risk. Emails don't work well in Africa, so just call or show up.[/QUOTE]Fully agree with premier 1. During day time I would see no problem walking there (still have a look at your belongings as anywere) but at night this is definetely a no go area, take a cab!
[quote=satyr9]1. one reads a great deal these days about how high-speed internet is coming/has come to kenya and east africa. will i be able to watch streaming video of baseball at an internet cafe? (i know, i know...) is high-speed wifi available publicly if i bring my laptop?
2. does the terminal hotel have in-room television?
thanks in advance.
s9 the satyr-nerd[/quote]
terminal does not have tv. just bed and shower (with hot water sometimes)
if you can afford it i recommend [url]http://www.chesterhouse.co.ke/[/url]
it's a lot more expensive, but great and the internet you get in your room (cable) is super fast (even by western standards)
there are some cafes that advertise that they have free wifi (check my earlier report), but i haven't experienced them myself. i've asked though, and have received negative reply.
[QUOTE=Premier1]Decent hotel in a bad area. Clientele is almost exclusively Kenyan business class. Bar and restaurant on premises but not recommended. Rates vary, but generally start at about 2500 ksh per night (single B/B) with a 500 ksh guest adder, or about 3500 ksh for a double room (B/B) with A/C. Do not book a room facing the street. Location is good if you happen to frequent Florida 2000 and are comfortable walking there (and back) at night. Madhouse and Simmers are also within walking distance, but doing so depends on your particular fitness level and appetite for risk. Emails don't work well in Africa, so just call or show up...[/QUOTE]
I have stayed there on various days this March. As for the rates, the websites quotes single Kshs 2500, I paid ksh 2000 bed only, or kshs 2300 with breakfast buffet, for doulbe occupancy add kshs500. I's a decent enough place, not the best neighborhood, always took a cab at night, most cabs will from CBD will take you there for kshs 200. Avoid the 3rd floor if possible, they have a gym upstairs where people work out from 6am, complete with loud music.
I hope this helps.
LM
Damn. I Have been silent too long. That chick is hot, as discrete as like to B. I really need her contact. Help!
[QUOTE=John Palmer]I am motivated to create my own scale now.
So this is 7 on J
JP[/QUOTE]
I have been a member for way too long.
lets just say its time to give back to this community of mongers ;) I would like to thank all the contributors of this amazing sessions and not so amazing sessions . . .
Currently i have tried out 2 arabs in Coast. They operate on the kenya raha website and not bad . . . 5k sessions, not worth it but u live and learn.
Many thanks people.
Again
Was at a spa with extra's on ngong road - near the hospital.
Lady - Tyra
Body - 6
Service - 7
Attitude - 9
Damage - 2k includes massage :)
Tyra was good - i think am finally coming out of my secrecy shell to help fellow mongers. If you need any more information let me know.
i think i need to pay subscription fees now :)
Again this forum is very useful.
Greetings all,
Terminal hotel, Nairobi, too much noise at the moment due to construction at rear of hotel, I stayed there for three nights last week and could not relax, room 310 top floor has a leaking roof, overpriced at 2000 per night for double,
Simmers and Florida 2000 are both booming, ratio female to male about 5 to 1
Can't wait to return to nai, big beautiful asses.
Agreed. Weekend at Florida was good. Ratio has improved with Easter coming. And ladies needing the extra income for the holidays
Semi pro action also was on the increase in Florida. Picked up one, but need to ask fellow mongers how to convince the ladies to get a pic taken. Trust is an issue.
[QUOTE=Wild Rover]Greetings all,
Terminal hotel, Nairobi, too much noise at the moment due to construction at rear of hotel, I stayed there for three nights last week and could not relax, room 310 top floor has a leaking roof, overpriced at 2000 per night for double,
Simmers and Florida 2000 are both booming, ratio female to male about 5 to 1
Can't wait to return to nai, big beautiful asses.[/QUOTE]
Sweet...nice to hear things are pumping.
Re photos: I always start before hitting the bed. Maybe a shot or two with their friends at the bar/disco. A couple more doing "model poses" before hitting the sack, doing a funny picture or two, then fun in the sack..then nudies...usually not an issue.
So I call this girl who advertised on one of the webpages.
She says she stopped doing the dirty anymore. My bad, as she looked very yummy.
New invention. To see if the pics are valid on these websites, check into your FB account, paste the email provided and hopefully it checks. Once there you know how she really looks
So with that in mind lets get this board back to normal. I have had afew contacts like that and boy, it is good to know what you going to get. No hit and miss.
I hate to go to Florida and start picking, plus am a day monger.
Power
Am in Nairobi end of April have managed to hook up with a couple of wild girls who are up for some group sex ( their ideas ) if anybody is interested and has thier own hot chick and over there at that time let me know .
[QUOTE=Track Cabbage]Am in Nairobi end of April have managed to hook up with a couple of wild girls who are up for some group sex ( their ideas ) if anybody is interested and has thier own hot chick and over there at that time let me know .[/QUOTE]Hi track,
Let me know, I have got some friend here as well, and am interested in group sex.
Take care.
Any of you punters actually exercise whilst upright or clothed? :P
If so, any recommendations on a centrally-located health club which accepts daily or weekly participants? Hotels?
Thanks.
S9
Hi,
I stayed there in March, and they do have a gym, which you can pay per use on daily, weekly basis etc. as to whether it meets your requirements, you shall have to see it and decide for yourself. You can check them online, by entering the above name in full no gaps, then dot net.
LM
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Any of you punters actually exercise whilst upright or clothed? :P
If so, any recommendations on a centrally-located health club which accepts daily or weekly participants? Hotels?
Thanks.
S9[/QUOTE]
Any gent knows a lady in Nairobi by the name of Faiza or Aisha? She is 22 years old and HOT! Would like to know if somebody else have had her.
[QUOTE=Lantern1]Any gent knows a lady in Nairobi by the name of Faiza or Aisha? She is 22 years old and HOT! Would like to know if somebody else have had her.[/QUOTE]
I know her well, she is great. And in the morning she puts on her muslim outfits before she leaves lol!
Lost her number though, had to delete it when my girlfriend saw it... (If you have it, please PM it thanks)
HHMM - I have a faiza on my blackbook - service not all that, but again - Hotties seem to have that problem.
Send me her number for me to confirm if its the same.
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]I know her well, she is great. And in the morning she puts on her muslim outfits before she leaves lol!
Lost her number though, had to delete it when my girlfriend saw it... (If you have it, please PM it thanks)[/QUOTE]
How in a city of several hundreds of thousands can the two of you know that this is the same woman with certainty when you cannot even agree on her name?
[QUOTE=Kenyan Bushboy]Does anyone know of any truely upscale, classy massage parlours in nairobi? As some members have mentioned you don't always want to take the ladies to your place and sometimes just want to finish the deed at a remote location.
Any advice?
Thanks[/QUOTE]I figured I'll contribute my 5cts about massage places. In March on a visit to Nairobi, I found this place that has 3 massage services, kind of like the 141 places in HongKong. The building spans Biashara street on one side, and Tubbman road on the other side. It's called DEV TOWERS, six stories high, and has a red brick facade. Entrances are on both sides from the streets I have named above. On the sidewalk there are two bill-boards that advertise hair salon and massage. The massage places are as follows;
First floor (actually 3rd level from the streets, but that's how they name the floors) has a massage and hair salon called 'First Choice' or something close to that. I went there twice, they open even on Sundays, and the selection was about 4-6 girls, cost was btn 1500-2000 for massage and extra (can be CBJ,HJ,FS). The hair salon and barber are actually functional, I saw some guy getting a hair cut there.
Second floor there is 'Jephers hair salon and massage' offering same services, though more massage than hair business, choice of 5 girls, cost was 1500-2000 for massage plus extra.
Fifth floor is 'La Celeb hair salon and massage' here they had a choice of 5-7 ladies, massage started at 1000 and extra as agreed upon, I paid 2000 for an unforgettable experience with a slim dark girl, who went by the name "Linda" but the names are not reliable, as the girls at times change them.
All three places are open from 9am to 8pm, and the bulding is 5 minutes walk from 'Terminal hotel' very close to Jevanjee park, the felt safe to walk around at all times including early evening.
I hope this helps
LM.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]How in a city of several hundreds of thousands can the two of you know that this is the same woman with certainty when you cannot even agree on her name?[/QUOTE]Faiza, that's the name of the girl I'm thinking of. She is pretty as hell, not very darked skinned.
She always give me great service, but we were semi going out for a while
Yes. that seems to be the one.
She has a beautiful smile!
Jam Jam, yes I think that is the Faiza we talking about. Beautiful smile, very slender, Muslim, good heart etc. She destroyed her old number and stopped "working".
Good news is that she seems to be reformed. Which is good as she is engaged. She also does not live in Narobi anymore.
Hope all works out for her.
[QUOTE=Lantern1]Jam Jam, yes I think that is the Faiza we talking about. Beautiful smile, very slender, Muslim, good heart etc. She destroyed her old number and stopped "working".
Good news is that she seems to be reformed. Which is good as she is engaged. She also does not live in Narobi anymore.
Hope all works out for her.[/QUOTE]Yestoday. I recived mail from her. You can ask with I. M mail.
I oubt if it could be the same Faiza, Willyboy as she uses my computer to email. Do u have the address perhaps.
[QUOTE=Lantern1]I oubt if it could be the same Faiza, Willyboy as she uses my computer to email. Do u have the address perhaps.[/QUOTE]@Lantern1 : so you signed up to ISG to get the "down and dirty" on your Fiancee ??
Pls consider that some mongers might just chime in to demonstrate how close their ear is to the ground ; If you really think you love her , then give her the benefit of the doubt !
Hi,
Somebody want to join for a beer and some search for nice girls this weekend in Nairobi? I do not like to go alone,
Cheers,
Hank
Has anyone ever tried to obtain a ugandan visa at the embassy in Kenya? How long does it take?
I am not confident that with the passport I hold I would be able to get it on arrival.
TIA
Hi all,
I am a long-time paid member / lurker on this forum, although I have posted quite a few reports on the "other big sex forum" nothing here yet.
I plan to visit Kenya first time this year and would like to know how the scene is for a late 20's Indian origin guy. I know there is a big Indian community in Kenya. Is there any racial segregation, will African Kenyans refuse / reject services in the discs and bars?
I have had Ugandan, Ghanaian, Ethiopian and Kenyan lovelies in Dubai and Bahrain. Just wondering since Kenya have both cultures if there is any bad blood there which might cause me to be ignored by the African lovelies :) Since this is a purely P4P trip, I would rather go to LOS / Bahrain / Dubai / Phils / Indo etc. Just checking in advance so the Kenya trip isn't a waste.
Also, not sure If i's been discussed here before, but I am searching the forum right now for Indian chicks in Kenya info :D Any help will be greatly appreciated.
Cheers,
SVK
[QUOTE=Sir Van Koff]Hi all,
I am a long-time paid member / lurker on this forum, although I have posted quite a few reports on the "other big sex forum" nothing here yet.
SVK[/QUOTE]
If it wouldn't importune Jackson too much, and for the sake of straightforward dissemination of information, may we know what the other big sex forum is?
Did Faiza take a position in marketing in Malindi? Is her best friend called Ina? (Kenyan/Ethiopian mix). If so, I know her intimately. And her best friend too. :)
Loso
[QUOTE=Sir Van Koff]Hi all,
I am a long-time paid member / lurker on this forum, although I have posted quite a few reports on the "other big sex forum" nothing here yet.
I plan to visit Kenya first time this year and would like to know how the scene is for a late 20's Indian origin guy. I know there is a big Indian community in Kenya. Is there any racial segregation, will African Kenyans refuse / reject services in the discs and bars?
I have had Ugandan, Ghanaian, Ethiopian and Kenyan lovelies in Dubai and Bahrain. Just wondering since Kenya have both cultures if there is any bad blood there which might cause me to be ignored by the African lovelies :) Since this is a purely P4P trip, I would rather go to LOS / Bahrain / Dubai / Phils / Indo etc. Just checking in advance so the Kenya trip isn't a waste.
Also, not sure If i's been discussed here before, but I am searching the forum right now for Indian chicks in Kenya info :D Any help will be greatly appreciated.
Cheers,
SVK[/QUOTE]Of course, mutual stereotyping has made for a lot of bad blood historically, and the tendency of Indians to stick to their own hasn't helped much to lessen this.
However, I have observed repeatedly that Indians who break out of their community behavior pattern and establish equitable social contacts with Africans seem to be well accepted.
As far as P4P is concerned: don't worry, your wallet does the talking!
Oh Boy. It seems that I have a problem re Faiza. Is she still working.
No jokes please. This is important to me.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]If it wouldn't importune Jackson too much, and for the sake of straightforward dissemination of information, may we know what the other big sex forum is?[/QUOTE]How could Jackson possibly oppose when in the top right hand corner of this very site is an ad for Devil's Den in Pattaya, which in the right pane of the home page lists 10 sex forums (or sex information sites):
[url]www.devilsdenpattaya.com[/url]
[QUOTE=Lantern1]Oh Boy. It seems that I have a problem re Faiza. Is she still working.
No jokes please. This is important to me.[/QUOTE]
I last saw Faiza at the end of November 2009. She needed money to buy a goat to celebrate the end of the hajj. She told me she'd stop working soon and move to Malindi to take up a regular job in marketing.
Loso
Thanks Brother,
That is as I understood it from her. She has thrown away her sim card and broke all connections as far as I know. Unfortunately her best friend died (the one you mentioned). I know that shook her up as well. We have been together since January (known her for quite a time before that) Trust me, this is difficult! She has changed a lot in the last 5 months or so.
While your wallet will do the talking for P4P, Indians will have a bit of a tougher time. There is a history of racial tension between Indians and Black Kenyans. So you may lose out if it is a choice between a Mzungu and you. Finding an Indian working girl is tough. I haven't seen many over the years. Your best bet is Mombasa, so many girls there that they don't have the luxury of being choosy. But you will have a good time anywhere you go in Kenya. Lots of girls and lots of fun.
[QUOTE=Sir Van Koff]Hi all,
I am a long-time paid member / lurker on this forum, although I have posted quite a few reports on the "other big sex forum" nothing here yet.
I plan to visit Kenya first time this year and would like to know how the scene is for a late 20's Indian origin guy. I know there is a big Indian community in Kenya. Is there any racial segregation, will African Kenyans refuse / reject services in the discs and bars?
I have had Ugandan, Ghanaian, Ethiopian and Kenyan lovelies in Dubai and Bahrain. Just wondering since Kenya have both cultures if there is any bad blood there which might cause me to be ignored by the African lovelies :) Since this is a purely P4P trip, I would rather go to LOS / Bahrain / Dubai / Phils / Indo etc. Just checking in advance so the Kenya trip isn't a waste.
Also, not sure If i's been discussed here before, but I am searching the forum right now for Indian chicks in Kenya info :D Any help will be greatly appreciated.
Cheers,
SVK[/QUOTE]
I have only joined the forum recently, but I am very impressed with the response I had from members on PM. Gentlemen all.
I am in the fortunate position that I have to go to Kenya quite often as I have a tourism related business on the coast (fishing and shooting). Lucky me. If anyone is interested in some pointers and help for the coastel area PM me and I will be glad to help. I made some very nice lady friends.
[QUOTE=Lantern1]I have only joined the forum recently, but I am very impressed with the response I had from members on PM. Gentlemen all.
I am in the fortunate position that I have to go to Kenya quite often as I have a tourism related business on the coast (fishing and shooting). Lucky me. If anyone is interested in some pointers and help for the coastel area PM me and I will be glad to help. I made some very nice lady friends.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the offer Lantern, I would be happy to PM but...
why not just post for the whole community? Pointers are always appreciated!
Unless u were thinking of people asking for cell numbers or something like that?
I am stuck with work colleagues in a hotel that always charges big money to bring a girl in and I can't afford to be seen by my co-workers either.
If there any reasonably priced & clean hotel in the downtown I can take these girls to bang? Here for a month and gonna go crazy!
Mazozo is back up. Hope to have all updated by the weekend. Let me know if you need recommended contacts.
[quote]Originally Posted by Dr. Beat
Hi guys
Does anybody have any experience with this website? I am planning a short business trip to Nairobi and am planning to use this website to order some "room service" ;-)
Mex, how was your experience?
Cheers[/quote]
[QUOTE=Ratbutt]I am stuck with work colleagues in a hotel that always charges big money to bring a girl in and I can't afford to be seen by my co-workers either.
If there any reasonably priced & clean hotel in the downtown I can take these girls to bang? Here for a month and gonna go crazy![/QUOTE]
Terminal, Embassy, the one next door to Terminal...
hell, you can even use my room for a quicky....but it better be a super emergency and she better be damn hot... haha...
No seriously...besides the above ones there are many more around Ngara from what I ready...Seldom hotel was highly recommended.
Hi guys,
I've been planning for a trip to Africa this summer, not sure where to go yet, but after readind this thread, Kenya seems to be a promising place to be. This might seem like a coincidence after what Sir Van Koff asked. I'm just wondering what is the general reception of asian guys in Kenya? Or more specifically a mid-twenties Chinese. I haven't really been to mid-african countries before, so I really don't have the slightest idea about that. Or perhaps you don't normally see many asians hanging around in Kenya eh? Anyway, some guidance from the gurus here will be really appreaciated!
BTW, sometimes I wish I'm white, as you guys will get better receptions no matter where you go in the world, maybe besides places like Korea or Japan. Anyway enough of my ranting.
PS: Haven't been here for a while, after the thread I used to follow here had become inactive. It's good to be back nonetheless.
I happened to click on the "African Fuck Tour" ad right here on ISG. To my surprise, I recognized one of the girls.
According to the porn site, Shantell is from Uganda. I met her in Madhouse in Nairobi. Anybody else had the pleasure?
BTW, Shantell told me she was a model. She didn't say what type of model :)
The 1st attached pic is from "African Fuck Tour". The 2nd pic is mine.
Loso
[QUOTE=Loso69]I happened to click on the "African Fuck Tour" ad right here on ISG. To my surprise, I recognized one of the girls.
According to the porn site, Shantell is from Uganda. I met her in Madhouse in Nairobi. Anybody else had the pleasure?
BTW, Shantell told me she was a model. She didn't say what type of model :)
The 1st attached pic is from "African Fuck Tour". The 2nd pic is mine.
Loso[/QUOTE]I know a "Chantal" from Mombasa. She looks very similar to "Shantell". Maybe it's the same. But I didnt have the pleasure.
[QUOTE=Loso69]I happened to click on the "African Fuck Tour" ad right here on ISG. To my surprise, I recognized one of the girls.
According to the porn site, Shantell is from Uganda. I met her in Madhouse in Nairobi. Anybody else had the pleasure?
BTW, Shantell told me she was a model. She didn't say what type of model :)
The 1st attached pic is from "African Fuck Tour". The 2nd pic is mine.
Loso[/QUOTE]She jsut her own approach to the definition of model.
Gorgeous, anyhow.
[QUOTE=Concarne]Terminal, Embassy, the one next door to Terminal...
hell, you can even use my room for a quicky....but it better be a super emergency and she better be damn hot... haha...
No seriously...besides the above ones there are many more around Ngara from what I ready...Seldom hotel was highly recommended.[/QUOTE]Thanks, what are the rates at these places fot ST?
Hi guys,
Anyone who have traveled by train (1st class) between Nairobi and Mombasa and could tell me how it was? Is it worth the effort?
Will be in Nairobi and Mombasa for my first time in end of june and beginning of july. If any one want to meet up for a tusker, send me a PM
Have a nice day
[QUOTE=Ratbutt]I am stuck with work colleagues in a hotel that always charges big money to bring a girl in and I can't afford to be seen by my co-workers either.
If there any reasonably priced & clean hotel in the downtown I can take these girls to bang? Here for a month and gonna go crazy![/QUOTE]Forest Lodge on Forest Road which every taxi driver in Nairobi will know will charge KSh 1,000 for 2 to 3 hours. It has had a makeover, hence the price increase from those who know it of old and you can get a room with a hot shower provided there are no power cuts. Everyone bangs in the Forest Lodge
[QUOTE=Loso69]I happened to click on the "African Fuck Tour" ad right here on ISG. To my surprise, I recognized one of the girls.
According to the porn site, Shantell is from Uganda. I met her in Madhouse in Nairobi. Anybody else had the pleasure?
BTW, Shantell told me she was a model. She didn't say what type of model :)
The 1st attached pic is from "African Fuck Tour". The 2nd pic is mine.
Loso[/QUOTE]
She is a model, not a pornstar. ;)
And a cool girl to hang out with too.
The names of the girls and their country of origin has been changed on the tour to protect their identity.
[QUOTE=Ratbutt]I am stuck with work colleagues in a hotel that always charges big money to bring a girl in and I can't afford to be seen by my co-workers either.
If there any reasonably priced & clean hotel in the downtown I can take these girls to bang? Here for a month and gonna go crazy![/QUOTE]
I like River corners hotel in River road. It's next to the Kipepeo. Surroundings might seem a little rough at night. But they have taxi's in front.
Hello guys
Could some one advice me to a nice and good GF hotel wich is possible to book online.
I've tried to find a home page for River corners hotel in River road but couldn't find it.
Is Terminal hotel good ? (could not find that one online either)
Thx
[QUOTE=Screwed Up]She is a model, not a pornstar. ;) [/QUOTE]
Shantell told me she'd traveled to Nigeria on modeling assignments. When I pointed out a huge billboard, she reacted: "[I]I know that girl. She only models for fun.[/I]" Her tone of voice conveyed envy (even a little resentment) and convinced me Shantell really did work as a model. I'd love to see her work! ;)
Shantell also willingly & knowingly accepted to shoot a porn video. I've done enough shoots with bona fide (Russian) porn stars to know that commercial (pay site) reality porn is a myth. If a girl signs a model release form, she must be aware of the consequences...
[QUOTE=Screwed Up]The names of the girls and their country of origin has been changed on the tour to protect their identity.[/QUOTE]
Most Kenyan hookers use fake names. Shantell used the same stage name with me & the porn stud. Are you in any way involved with "African Fuck Tour"?
Loso
Hello,
I have booked my first trip to Nairobi and have a few questions I am hoping to get some help with.
Having read the last 20 or so pages on Nairobi, I am planning to book at the Fairview hotel. Can anyone please confirm that it is still GF and the location is suitable?
Apart from Simmers what are the best pick-up places?
What are the best places for picking up a lady during the daytime?
What is the best places for easy non-pros?
Junior
[QUOTE=Junior]Hello,
I have booked my first trip to Nairobi and have a few questions I am hoping to get some help with.
Having read the last 20 or so pages on Nairobi, I am planning to book at the Fairview hotel. Can anyone please confirm that it is still GF and the location is suitable?
Apart from Simmers what are the best pick-up places?
What are the best places for picking up a lady during the daytime?
What is the best places for easy non-pros?
Junior[/QUOTE]Hi,
Let me reply as follows:
1. Fairview - an oasis in Nairobi! Generally, girlfriendly. If you are not on budget, book a superior room - there are some superior rooms located in a separate building (outside of the main area, across the small street). There is a separate entrance gate to these rooms directly from the street, far from the main building & reception, so no "walk of shame", no problems at all. But expensive! However, nice rooms, great beds & a huge bathroom, free internet.
2. Madhouse, Florida 2000, Havanna, Black (or Blue?) Diamond and many others.
3. Daytime: Simmers, all shopping malls, everywhere!
4. See point 3: everywhere!
Hope it helps
Have fun!
Hi,
Does anyone have any experience with Hillpark hotle apartments in terms of bringing girls home for the night? Do they have the same entrance as the Hillpark hotel or different?
Thanks
Check out this page about the Fairview Hotel.
[url]http://www.fairviewkenya.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/room-differences-08.pdf[/url]
Imagine paying 13.900 KES (171 USD) for a Business room, then finding out it doesn't even include the most basic & essential of amenities: a fridge. Ridiculous!
Loso
[QUOTE=Dzikusek]Hi,
Let me reply as follows:
1. Fairview - an oasis in Nairobi! Generally, girlfriendly. If you are not on budget, book a superior room - there are some superior rooms located in a separate building (outside of the main area, across the small street). There is a separate entrance gate to these rooms directly from the street, far from the main building & reception, so no "walk of shame", no problems at all. But expensive! However, nice rooms, great beds & a huge bathroom, free internet.
2. Madhouse, Florida 2000, Havanna, Black (or Blue?) Diamond and many others.
3. Daytime: Simmers, all shopping malls, everywhere!
4. See point 3: everywhere!
Hope it helps
Have fun![/QUOTE]
Thanks for your inputs.
I will book at the Fairview - if they ever get around to responding to my emails. I like the good hotels and the price is ok.
From your suggestions on pickup places - I can't wait to go EVERYWHERE. Personally I loathe shopping, but if most of the ladies in the malls are available I might get to like shopping.
Any suggestions as what to see and do in Nairobi other than ladies and safari?
Junior
[QUOTE=Junior]Thanks for your inputs.
I will book at the Fairview - if they ever get around to responding to my emails. I like the good hotels and the price is ok.
From your suggestions on pickup places - I can't wait to go EVERYWHERE. Personally I loathe shopping, but if most of the ladies in the malls are available I might get to like shopping.
Any suggestions as what to see and do in Nairobi other than ladies and safari?
Junior[/QUOTE]Last time in Nairobi I was staying at Natural Oak Apartments in Kilimani area (15 minutes walk to the Yaya Shopping Center).
Casablanca Night Club just around the corner.
N.O.A. is absolutely GF, the security guys can even arrange for a nice girl or two, in case that you do not want to move from your place. Apartments are modern & very comfortable - a lot of space compared to a hotel room.
Flat TV, internet, kitchen etc, everything inside. However, no food / breakfast on offer. Rates are far lower than the Fairview Hotel.
[url]www.naturaloak.co.ke[/url]
If you can wait to go EVERYWHERE, go straight to Simmers (daytime or nighttime) or to Madhouse (nighttime). Success guaranteed.
Never pay more than 3000 KES for a allnighter!
OK, forget about shopping center - sometimes it takes time to catch something nice there.
[QUOTE=Dzikusek]Hi,
Let me reply as follows:
1. Fairview - an oasis in Nairobi! Generally, girlfriendly. If you are not on budget, book a superior room - there are some superior rooms located in a separate building (outside of the main area, across the small street). There is a separate entrance gate to these rooms directly from the street, far from the main building & reception, so no "walk of shame", no problems at all. But expensive! However, nice rooms, great beds & a huge bathroom, free internet.
2. Madhouse, Florida 2000, Havanna, Black (or Blue?) Diamond and many others.
3. Daytime: Simmers, all shopping malls, everywhere!
4. See point 3: everywhere!
Hope it helps
Have fun![/QUOTE]Hello,
I know it may be a stupid question, but just to be sure...what kind of girls are there? Only black, or you may find also mixed and white easy to pick up?
As I am not really into black.
Regards,
Ziggy
Ziggy, if you're not into black then maybe an African country isn't such a good mongering destination.
[QUOTE=Dzikusek]Last time in Nairobi I was staying at Natural Oak Apartments in Kilimani area (15 minutes walk to the Yaya Shopping Center).
Casablanca Night Club just around the corner.
N.O.A. is absolutely GF, the security guys can even arrange for a nice girl or two, in case that you do not want to move from your place. Apartments are modern & very comfortable - a lot of space compared to a hotel room.
Flat TV, internet, kitchen etc, everything inside. However, no food / breakfast on offer. Rates are far lower than the Fairview Hotel.
[url]www.naturaloak.co.ke[/url]
If you can wait to go EVERYWHERE, go straight to Simmers (daytime or nighttime) or to Madhouse (nighttime). Success guaranteed.
Never pay more than 3000 KES for a allnighter!
OK, forget about shopping center - sometimes it takes time to catch something nice there.[/QUOTE]The website does not have rates.
[QUOTE=Junior]Thanks for your inputs.
Any suggestions as what to see and do in Nairobi other than ladies and safari?
Junior[/QUOTE]The National Museum of Kenya might be of interest ( 2 Leaky generations make for a world class Antrophology Section ! ) .
[QUOTE=Satyr9]The website does not have rates.[/QUOTE]1000kes for 1h sex is enough
2000kes for 1 night is enough
Locals pay 200 kes for 1h end 500kes full night
Why this mzungus always push up?
In the supermarkt in Nairobi are the prices for black or white persons the same .It is sport to pay best lowest prices ....not for the highest prices.
In the streets of mombasa working joung girls in the street during night (streetclainers, dirthy work) ) for 250kes/night.
Well, if you get tired of Nairobi, why not head for the coast? Rain or no rain. I enjoy Mombasa, Watamu etc. If you are an Italian speaker even Malindi might do. I'll be on the coast in 3 weeks time myself again. Ask guys like LustyHombre etc for a few pointers there. Girls are much nicer in my opinion. People more friendly as a rule.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]The website does not have rates.[/QUOTE]You have to contact them by e-mail first.
Send them your inquiry showing arrival date and duration of stay.
They will quote the rate.
I think, the person in charge was Helen (if I remember well)
[QUOTE=Dzikusek]Last time in Nairobi I was staying at Natural Oak Apartments in Kilimani area (15 minutes walk to the Yaya Shopping Center).
N.O.A. is absolutely GF, the security guys can even arrange for a nice girl or two, in case that you do not want to move from your place. Apartments are modern & very comfortable - a lot of space compared to a hotel room.
[url]www.naturaloak.co.ke[/url][/QUOTE]So there are no 'walk of shame' and reception if you get an apartment at NOA?
Do you recall their rates?
[QUOTE=Dzikusek]Last time in Nairobi I was staying at Natural Oak Apartments in Kilimani area (15 minutes walk to the Yaya Shopping Center).
Casablanca Night Club just around the corner.
N.O.A. is absolutely GF, the security guys can even arrange for a nice girl or two, in case that you do not want to move from your place. Apartments are modern & very comfortable - a lot of space compared to a hotel room.
Flat TV, internet, kitchen etc, everything inside. However, no food / breakfast on offer. Rates are far lower than the Fairview Hotel.
[url]www.naturaloak.co.ke[/url]
If you can wait to go EVERYWHERE, go straight to Simmers (daytime or nighttime) or to Madhouse (nighttime). Success guaranteed.
Never pay more than 3000 KES for a allnighter!
OK, forget about shopping center - sometimes it takes time to catch something nice there.[/QUOTE]
Hi,
Thanks for your input in the forum.
What did you pay at the apartment building you suggested?
Is there a decent breakfast nearby?
How far is it from simmers?
Junior
[QUOTE=October70]So there are no 'walk of shame' and reception if you get an apartment at NOA?
Do you recall their rates?[/QUOTE]Absolutely, no "walk of shame".
The security guys open the gate (nice guys, by the way), you & your girl / girls go inside and that's it.
Nobody cares about you. It's your apartment. You can do what you want.
If you do not want to move your a., security guys wll be pleased to arrange a girl for you. Just ask them.
I paid about 100 USD per night (August 2009) if I remember well (for one of their best apartments, located on the highest floor).
However, many stairs to climb (no lift) and the water pressure not the best at the highest floor, so next time I would prefer apartment located on the lower floors.
All apartments are very comfortable.
All in all, a perfect place for mongering.
Just contact them by e-mail, they will give you full info on current rates, aoartments etc.
[QUOTE=Junior]Hi,
Thanks for your input in the forum.
What did you pay at the apartment building you suggested?
Is there a decent breakfast nearby?
How far is it from simmers?
Junior[/QUOTE]I paid about 100 USD for apartment located on the highest floor.
Regarding breakfast: on my first day I did some some shopping at the Nakumatt Junction Supermarket. Everything available there, nice selection of foods, wine etc.
There is a kitchen in the apartments, fully eguipped with everything you need, so you can prepare your breakfast by yourself.
It was fun to prepare and take breakfast together with the girl in the morning and then to jump back into bed for the next session.
Distance to city center (Simers and others): 15 minutes by taxi, 400-600 KES
I don't know if this place still exists, did request a quote on their studios for my next stay in September both by e-mail and on their web site. No reply until today. Quite different with Chester House, which replied on the spot and answered my other questions a few hours later. Even though I would prefer NOA I guess I stay with my booking for Chester House.
BTW, anyone ever stayed at the Klub House? Heard that they not only have a bar/restaurant but also guest rooms. Ok for Mazungas like me?
[QUOTE=Lantern1] If you are an Italian speaker even Malindi might do. .[/QUOTE]
Is Italian spoken in Malindi?
[QUOTE=Garota Lover]Is Italian spoken in Malindi?[/QUOTE]There are maybe 20,000 fulltime Italian residents living in and around Malindi + lots more seasonal ones . They vastly outnumber all other foreigners in that town ; every streetboy in Malindi speaks Italian ; all supermarkets , restaurants , night clubs etc. cater to them primarily if not exclusively.
I feel very much shut out whenever I visit ( even though I enjoy cultural diversity in general and speak the language a bit ) , whereas I feel much more comfortable in Diani where we have a fairly large Italian population as well .
BTW : I love garotas (mainly bcs of their bunda)!
[QUOTE=LustyHombre]There are maybe 20,000 fulltime Italian residents living in and around Malindi + lots more seasonal ones . They vastly outnumber all other foreigners in that town ; every streetboy in Malindi speaks Italian ; all supermarkets , restaurants , night clubs etc. cater to them primarily if not exclusively.
BTW : I love garotas (mainly bcs of their bunda)![/QUOTE]Thanks for the answer. I just never knew Italians were present in that part of the world.
Yes, I also love garotas for the same reason as you!
Greetings all.
Sitting in the Addis Airport, in the Cloud Nine Lounge, having been mistaken for a business-class traveler by the porter outside who ushered me in to a comfy chair and an offer of breakfast despite my informing him I am neither here on business nor an avatar of class. Could it be the color of my skin, I wonder, which suggests to him that I belong here in this tiny oasis, where there is even a sleeping couch cloistered behind one of those triptych undressing-behind thingies?
Anyway, I decided in the end to bring the laptop and was wondering whether anyone can recommend an internet cafe in downtown Nairobi where I can bring my computer when I am out and about and which has the FASTEST connection for streaming video (baseball sickness). If such a thing even exists.
Thanks.
I promise reports.
[QUOTE=Bide59]I don't know if this place still exists, did request a quote on their studios for my next stay in September both by e-mail and on their web site. No reply until today. Quite different with Chester House, which replied on the spot and answered my other questions a few hours later. Even though I would prefer NOA I guess I stay with my booking for Chester House.
BTW, anyone ever stayed at the Klub House? Heard that they not only have a bar/restaurant but also guest rooms. Ok for Mazungas like me?[/QUOTE]Klub House would be insanely noisy to stay at. They do have rooms, within 50 meters of the various bars.
Thanks Ghost Daddy, appreciate your response. Guess it will only be one night then, since I arrive at 2am and need a place to stay the first night. Thanks again, Bide
What a lovely place.
Met are on Afrointroductions. 24. Hot. Came to my apartment. Fucked her till she came after DATY and a sub-par suck. She spent an hour. Left. No fuss. No bother. No money. Will see her again, I think.
Met a very sweet submissive girl from Ngong on alt.com. (I am a Dominant sort of pervert by nature). She has been my slave ever since. Beautiful, erudite, articulate, funny, multi-orgasmic, gets my need for multiple women.
Heaven.
And there's stuff to do here, unlike Ghana.
Good food.
I find the streets unimposing at night. Security everywhere. I wonder who employs them. They are not police, I don't think.
Chester House is the bees' knees.
Happy as a pig in shit.
visited the amazing nairobi for a couple of days last month.
i had done my research so i hit the madhouse on the first night. but since it was a sunday night (around 10.30pm) - not much was happening. also, i was reluctant to bring a girl back at night given issues faced by other members with the security people at 5 star establishments. bumped into a pleasant looking girl susana (from uganda) and had a drink with her. nice slim body and sexy looking. took her mobile number and left as i wasn't taking any chances with embarrassing results at the hotel.
next day, called susana to come to the hotel at around 5pm. went to the lobby to get her, no issues bringing her straight to my room! had fun with her for an hour (she came dressed decently but told me as we entered the room that she wasn't wearing any panties!! when i slipped my hand under her skirt and felt her shaved pussy, i got super hot straight away!!). good experience, total damage 2,000 plus 200 for taxi.
on the day of my departure, had some free time in the afternoon so decided to explore the massage scene in the city centre. thanks to lynnman's advice, headed straight to dev towers on tubman road, quite easy to find and a short distance away from my hotel. went to the 5th floor first (le celeb..... spa). while most girls did not look too enticing, there was a 7 rated slim girl (amanda) whom i chose. massage was quite okay and in the middle of it, without any forewarning, she started removing her clothes one by one. i went quite wild looking at her ass in the mirror (small room with a window, shower, massage table next to the wall and mirror on the other wall). started feeling her up straight away. she politely asked what extra services i would like and i obviously chose full house! what followed was a nice bbbj and sex with condom with a couple of different positions. quite satisfying....1k for the house and 1k for the girl.
on the way down, i decided to take a peek into the other two massage places in the same building. the first one on the way down (was it the 3rd floor?) had mostly haggard looking, oldish women so quickly made my exit. the one on the 2nd floor though had a couple of eye catching women. a pleasant faced 6-7 rating milf woman took me to a cubby hole of a room and proceeded with an uninspiring massage. the look at her oozing bust line and voluptuous ass got me ticking again. asked her to take her clothes off and immediately started sucking on those amazing tits with big nipples! she also responded very well to my massaging her clitoris and became very wet almost instantly. i tried for bbbj but she insisted on cbj - i gave in as i just wanted quickly to get inside her in any case. she rode me initially but i moved to doggy style after a little while and rammed into her pussy from behind while playing with her amazing tits. another solid session with a total damage of 2k (1k for the house and 1k for the milf). on the way out, i bumped into a real stunner and immediately cursed myself for not being patient and taking her instead. from what i remember, her name was carrol. real pity that i missed her!! well, maybe next time.
a small point on hygiene. these massage places are somewhat borderline, especially if you compare to far east or dubai. however, from a value for money viewpoint, a real treasure!
i am already looking forward to my next trip to nairobi!!
[QUOTE=Dr. Beat]Visited the amazing Nairobi for a couple of days last month.
I had done my research so I hit the Madhouse on the first night. But since it was a Sunday night (around 10.30pm) - not much was happening.
I am already looking forward to my next trip to Nairobi!![/QUOTE]
Nairobi is tremendous fun and a must for all serious mongers.
Dr Beat, you went too early to Madhouse, usually gets going nightly at midnight - 5am
[QUOTE=Satyr9]And there's stuff to do here, unlike Ghana.
Good food.
I find the streets unimposing at night. Security everywhere. I wonder who employs them.[/QUOTE]
Kenya sure beats the hell out of Ghana in all departments. I have not been to Kenya for several years,the only negative being i found the food lacking in greens. The local businesses hire security services to protect their property, which in turn, serves to protect the tourist. Have fun.
Hi
Does anyone have experience with Moslem women from Eastleigh area?
I have a very hot looking possible girl me, dresses very Western, I am very tempted. Is there anything I should know about first!!!
Like will her warlord brother come after me with his technical and blow me away!!
Thanks
M is 23 and I meet her on Afro.
Come to my village. I love you.
1000 shillings later (she would have paid no more than 300 she tells me) and 40 minutes later I am dropped off at the Mary Leakey Girls School in the middle of nowhere and 100 years ago.
M meets me. Short walk to her corrugated metal, 2-room shack in the pouring rain. In an enclave of such shacks. No pavement. No running water. No toilet. No stove. No fridge. A tiny room off the kitchen for pissing in. She goes outside to the latrine when she has to relieve herself. There is electricity (okay, 50 years ago) which runs a stereo and a tv which gets only one channel and broadcasts only awful Kenyan dramas punctuated by news. Before 9 pm Swahili and English afterwards.
Will I die here?
Her cousin comes in, pleasant lad, she tasks him to buy us meat for dinner.
We chit-chat. She is lovely but vapid. Entirely. And her English is barely comprehensible.
He comes back. He deposits the meat. Over the next hour some of her friends drop by to say Hi and leave.
We cook beef stew over a tiny samovar of coals.
We eat.
We fuck.
Dreadful. She's on her period, which she neglected to mention. Has been with only four men and, judging by her starfish fuck and lifeless oral skills, this may be true. Fuck her in many different ways and finally as I am about to doggy her she puts on a shower cap.
Yes, a shower cap.
She maintains that her weave is bothering her.
WTF?
I take it off, I come.
She loves me. When am I coming back?
Asleep by 11.
Total quiet but for crickets and rain on the cool tin roof.
Up at 430 courtesy of the call to prayer from the local mosque (horrible Arabic). Slept fairly well despite the fact that her mattress is in fact some folded-over blankets on a slat-bed frame.
Back to sleep and up at 7.
Would have fucked her again but for the pointlessness and the hassle of her period.
She calls a driver and I am back in the center of town by 830.
I left 1000 on her tv. She never asked for a thing.
The otherworldliness of the experience is highly recommended.
And another virtue of website acquaintances over the Simmers/Florida thing:
Authenticity a la National Geographic.
Delicious and unforgettable despite the bad sex.
[QUOTE=Kc Me]Hi
Does anyone have experience with Moslem women? [/QUOTE]Yes I have and according to my experience religion simply does not matter "for having fun"! Do not worry, if religion should be an issue for the girl she will tell it to you well in advance!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Maby florida madhouse will closed after 3 months. Consessie is over from this bilding. The petrol station under the disco is closed. Now Different storys about this disco.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Maby florida madhouse will closed after 3 months. Consessie is over from this bilding. The petrol station under the disco is closed. Now Different storys about this disco.[/QUOTE]Yes, I heard the same story last night. Nairobi will not be that same without it! Where to go for the sure fire quick pickup with plenty of choice?
Fellow Mongers,
Has anyone stayed at both of these places? I have received a quote from both places and they are both around 100USD/night. Any pros and cons? Which one should I take? Sorry, first time to Nairobi and help is highly appreciated.
Thanks,
Bide
i have just come from an eight-day stay at chester house.
studio for 85 dollars us. good for 2 people/double rate.
very satisfied.
building hard-wired for high-speed internet which worked throughout my stay but for about 12 hours. (if you need really high-speed internet for streaming video and such, it will not suffice and you will need to get a 3g modem for your computer).
right across from florida and a five-minute walk from simmers.
no problem with guests, even revolving-door guests. they just need to present id in the lobby.
[quote=satyr9]i have just come from an eight-day stay at chester house.
studio for 85 dollars us. good for 2 people/double rate.
very satisfied.
building hard-wired for high-speed internet which worked throughout my stay but for about 12 hours. (if you need really high-speed internet for streaming video and such, it will not suffice and you will need to get a 3g modem for your computer).
right across from florida and a five-minute walk from simmers.
no problem with guests, even revolving-door guests. they just need to present id in the lobby.[/quote]
satyr9, thanks for the info. sorry my brain might be a bit slow, does that mean with a "guest" joining the rate becomes 85usd x 2 = 170usd? /bide59
[QUOTE=Bide59]Fellow Mongers,
Has anyone stayed at both of these places? I have received a quote from both places and they are both around 100USD/night. Any pros and cons? Which one should I take? Sorry, first time to Nairobi and help is highly appreciated.
Thanks,
Bide[/QUOTE]Hi,
Please read al my reports on N.O.A. below.
I do not know Chester House but I spent a week in N.O.A. in August 2009.
Good place, absolutely girl-friendly, nice apartments.
Recommendable.
85 dollars is the rate for 2 people, even if one of them changes frequently.
Nairobi's Florida night club fights for premises.
(From the web : Daily Nation, May 10, 2010.
Revellers who find Nairobi Florida night club an interesting place to be have a few more days to enjoy its services. The High Court has extended until June 7 a temporary order halting a notice requiring popular night club Florida to vacate Chai House where it currently operates from. The management of the club moved to court after it was issued with notice on August 4, 2009 to vacate the premises. The court was told that Florida night club is lawfully and rightfully in occupation of the suit premises until 2013.
So: keep fingers crossed.
lodging:
a week at chester house. see my earlier post.
a week at kenya comfort hotel on monrovia. very pleased. simple. reliable hot water. no frills. one tv station (al-jazeera news, which i rather like). 65 dollars a night for revolving-door double. fairly tight and occasionally ridiculously-so security, or so it seemed to me (adolescent security girls sitting on the elevator and reading a book?). no in-room safe but the wardrobes have padlocks. i felt comfortable locking up my laptop (with its own laptop lock which i attached to the metal dowel for clothes) and money, camera, etc. here with a padlock. highly recommended.
incidentally, i would not let the whole wireless/broadband availability thing occupy a moment's thought in determining your choice of lodging (it involved several moments' thought on my end before i arrived): get a 3g modem for your computer. even if you're dumb, you can install the software, buy the orange top-up cards (apparently orange's new modem for about 35 dollars is superior to safaricom's, but who knows) and be internet-independent with excellent high-speed. and very cheap for most surfing purposes. only gets pricey when you're a baseball addict and watch streaming video.
all the internet-cafes i tried, mostly out of curiosity, had very disappointing bandwidth. some hot women, though.
food (disclaimer- i am a serious foodie, but not a snob. if the food is delicious and the atmosphere is shit, but appropriately and contextually shit, then a place will only gain points in my estimation):
renalo foods. just north of the nations center building in the city center. excellent kenyan cooking in a bare-bones but clean setting. no menu, napkins or utensils. you go to the booth on the left, survey the piles of cards on spindles with food-names, order what you want, sit, give your cards to your waiter and wait for your delectables to arrive. collective sink at one end near the bathroom for washing your paws and face when you are done feasting. open late.
express grill. just next to the terminal hotel. excellent, cheap home cooking, like your kenyan grandma might make if you had one and she could cook. they stop serving around 7:30 pm.
habesha. ethiopian. excellent and very authentic. i ate at the one just off the uhuru pkwy in the center of town on several occasions. supposedly the inferior of the two habeshas in nairobi. the service is pleasant and dreadful. the food is sublime if you are a fan. open late.
the mean streets:
vastly overblown reputation on isg and elsewhere, in my opinion, for danger at night. as noddy pointed out, there is security everywhere along the streets of downtown. every 90 feet, at any hour, stands, stoops, snoozes or lazes a security person. yes, he is there for the business he is stationed near and not for you, but he is also an excellent general deterrent. and deterrent from what? i found no evidence of menace, thuggishness, etc. no gangs of ravenous nairobi youth, no lone marauders. maybe i was just stupid and lucky. but maybe the reputation is unwarranted, a holdover from more lawless days.
touts are way less a pain in the ass than in accra, as a comparison. they are here. but they're selling safaris and not trinkets and they have way less stamina. will not follow you for two blocks.
beggars are abundant, especially with babies.
cabs:
can anyone truly claim to be an expert in what a muzungu should ultimately pay? my take: between 50 and 70 percent of the asking fee seems reasonable. e. g. i had drivers insist on 2000 shillings one-way for a pretty hefty drive, especially in traffic, from city center to ngong, where a lovely girl of mine lives. she pays 1500. so i paid 1500. which is also what you should pay to and from the airport.
pools and lounging about:
you need only white skin at the hyatt, stanley and laico to chill at the pools of these exclusive joints. the health clubs are also your oyster; just "sign in" and fabricate a room number. yes, it's unethical. but they don't feel the crunch.
girls:
i did imply in the title that i would not be writing much about the action. why say what's mostly already been said? but a few words are in order about afro, aff, alt.com et al. they were a wonderful resource for me. no scams. lovely girls. in my 2 weeks i had rewarding and ongoing encounters with 5 girls through these websites, which included socializing, meals, variably intelligent conversation and occasionally fascinating entre into local culture and life here in kenya as well as sex. if fucking prostitutes is not your thing (and it is not mine), then the internet can be a semi-pro and no-pro goldmine. simmers and florida just made me sad. but then the go-go bars and beer gardens of thailand do too. no chance to know, addict, charm and win the girl. the only money i ever laid out in kenya was for meals and, quite literally, for a girl's taxi fare. i must say i had very little time to approach shopgirls and the like, what with my internet-filled dance card. though, as in ghana, their obvious approachability (and more than occasionally their willingness to approach and flirt with me) is wonderful for the shy muzungus among us.
now, having prattled on about the sterility of encounters with prostitutes, i must say i had two very lovely experiences at the massage places which have already been referred to in the dev building on tubman. (in the end, if i'm going to fuck a professional, i prefer to dispense with the pretend socializing and conviviality leading up to the deed. of course, this is just me). one was a two-girl massage (sans massage) on the fifth floor. lesbianism, dfk, two-headed head the works. small space. unhurried. big return. 4k. second was with anita on the third floor. spent a good half-hour on the massage, lovely bbbj, fun sex. 2500. (i did not overpay, in my view. the massage was rather professional and i told her so). these places seem to run out of steam around 8:30 pm.
enjoy.
10: 30 PM. Messing around on the computer in my hotel room. No prospects for the evening, other than the elevator girl who makes out with me on the way to the 4th floor and wants me to take her to "my country" (she clearly does not care which one).
On Afro. S appears. Chit-chat, blah blah. I invite her into town to meet. She demurs, but invites me to her home in Kasarani instead.
2 hours later I am fucking her in her apartment in Kasarani. Exquisite, exceedingly dark, nimble and slightly daft creature. Inspires a massive hard-on just by the look of her stepping out of the preparatory shower and arranging her bed.
2 hours later I call the driver back to bring me home.
No money changes hands (apart from the 2000 shillings round-trip for the cab). No fallacious promises. Just lovely sex, quality after-time (she begged me to peruse her voluminous, Jesus-inspired journal of aphorisms and rules to live and feel by while she served me pineapple juice and kissed my neck), a not unpleasant feeling of hanging, unspoken hope for the future on her end.
What a wonderful place this is.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]... On Afro. S appears. Chit-chat, blah blah. I invite her into town to meet. She demurs, but invites me to her home in Kasarani instead...
[/QUOTE]
Satyr9:
Great that you had such a fantastic experience! But didn't you have any security concerns while going to an unknown place? Just wondering!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Satyr9:
Great that you had such a fantastic experience! But didn't you have any security concerns while going to an unknown place? Just wondering!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Yes. But i chose to venture forth despite them.
Had her meet me at the cab when I arrived. Stayed in the cab until she did.
Assumed there would be no thugs waiting in her apartment since most visitors would not travel with scads of cash.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Satyr9:
Great that you had such a fantastic experience! But didn't you have any security concerns while going to an unknown place? Just wondering!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]While I know that I am just speaking for myself ( and allowing for the - though very faint - possibility that I am an angel in disguise bcs nothing bad has ever happenend to me inspite of not taking many of the standard precautions recommended by everybody else ) - NO !
I am a firm believer that the way how you project yourself in any social setting triggers the response you get . Remember : opportunity makes thieves ( or muggers or whatever ) . If you appear selfassured in whatever you are doing , and of course you don't look like a push-over to begin with , chances are good that the bad guys ( if they are around ) will know better than to mess with you .
Muslim girls! Yeah, I too have had experience with them. I used to know a girl in Nairobi and also met her in Mombasa. Girl by the name of F----. She used to be seen in the clubs in Nairobi often, but I havent seen her for a few months. Nice slim body with small boobs. Very tight pussy and a very, very beautiful face. Good talker too with a nice personality. Hade her a few times in Stanley Hotel and in Hilton Hotel in Nairobi. She used to hang around with another lady that was almost double her size.
[QUOTE=LustyHombre] If you appear selfassured in whatever you are doing , and of course you don't look like a push-over to begin with , chances are good that the bad guys ( if they are around ) will know better than to mess with you .[/QUOTE]
Fine words Lusty, couldn't agree more. And self-assured doesn't mean arrogant, loud and boorish either. It'll get you out of trouble with pain-in-the-arse chicks, touts, idiots and LE alike and save you a wad of cash along the way.
Fits this description to a T. (Aside from the fact that she did not hang out with anyone.)
My first Muslim and my first Somali and my first clitorally-altered girl.
I miss Kenya.
Just had my first non-pro and I strongly recommend the experience.
We met in downtown Nairobi, she had a great body and smile and I just gave her my business card and asked her to text me. Took her to dinner (to get the "I don't do it on the first date" out of the way), the next day shes in the hotel room.
The seduction of a non-pro is a much better feeling of conquest. Once we started touching she kept saying she wasn't ready for it but when I ask if she wants to stop the answer was always no...Her body didn't dissapoint and she has a habit of laughing when she comes which was fun.
I had a simmers girl during the trip and woke up to find her looting my briefcase - I had hidden all my valuables in the safe but it reminded me that you cant let your guard down with these bitches.
I honestly believe that you can have 80% of the hot bitches you see in Nairobi with a little effort and you get much more intelligent girls who appreciate a fuck more than the pros. Happy mongering brothers!
[QUOTE=Satyr9]
My first Muslim and my first Somali and my first clitorally-altered girl.
[/QUOTE]
... oh, really your first one with such a CV? :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Ratbutt]I honestly believe that you can have 80% of the hot bitches you see in Nairobi with a little effort and you get much more intelligent girls who appreciate a fuck more than the pros. Happy mongering brothers![/QUOTE]That is absolutely true. After years in Nairobi I still don't really understand why. But please treat them with respect, most of them are smarter than you or I (well me certainly!), intelligent, funny, clued-up, beautiful and know exactly what is going on I am not suggesting you are, but for anyone else out there, please don't mess with their heads and screw it up for the rest of us! There are some very bitter girls out there who have been damaged by muzungus.
If we place nice it is paradise!
[QUOTE=Kc Me]That is absolutely true. After years in Nairobi I still don't really understand why. But please treat them with respect, most of them are smarter than you or I (well me certainly!), intelligent, funny, clued-up, beautiful and know exactly what is going on I am not suggesting you are, but for anyone else out there, please don't mess with their heads and screw it up for the rest of us! There are some very bitter girls out there who have been damaged by muzungus.
If we place nice it is paradise![/QUOTE]
Kc Me:
you are perfectly right! Nothing more to add!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Do any of you know how to contact any of the girls on the African Fuck Tours website? I am headed to Nairobi next month and would really love to meet with a couple of the girls on this site. Some of them are really quite sexy and gorgeous. Advice? Contacts? Thoughts on this?
[QUOTE=Noguera]Do any of you know how to contact any of the girls on the African Fuck Tours website? I am headed to Nairobi next month and would really love to meet with a couple of the girls on this site. Some of them are really quite sexy and gorgeous. Advice? Contacts? Thoughts on this?[/QUOTE]Noguera:
you can meet many sexy girls on the streets, so IMHO no need to use any website!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Ratbutt]Just had my first non-pro and I strongly recommend the experience.
We met in downtown Nairobi, she had a great body and smile and I just gave her my business card and asked her to text me. Took her to dinner (to get the "I don't do it on the first date" out of the way), the next day shes in the hotel room.
The seduction of a non-pro is a much better feeling of conquest. Once we started touching she kept saying she wasn't ready for it but when I ask if she wants to stop the answer was always no...Her body didn't dissapoint and she has a habit of laughing when she comes which was fun.
I had a simmers girl during the trip and woke up to find her looting my briefcase - I had hidden all my valuables in the safe but it reminded me that you cant let your guard down with these bitches.
I honestly believe that you can have 80% of the hot bitches you see in Nairobi with a little effort and you get much more intelligent girls who appreciate a fuck more than the pros. Happy mongering brothers![/QUOTE]Why would anyone fuck a pro in Kenya when there are so many non-pros willing to do you? I'm a local straight African guy by the way. Be nice though. This doesn't mean spending a fortune on the girl. It just means treating her like a non-pro, like a GF. It works out cheaper and safer. If you stay at a fancy hotel and dress like a businessman, then she'll think you're rich. But if you stay at a budget hotel / flat and dress like a student, then she'll be economical.
I am guy of asian-indian desent. Brownish skin. I don't booze or smoke. I have managed mongering abit in india. But how to do it nairobi without having to booze. BTW, I have booked at chester house. Is it gf friendly or should I bribe the guards.
[QUOTE=Ramuk Hsoh]I am guy of asian-indian desent. Brownish skin. I don't booze or smoke. I have managed mongering abit in india. But how to do it nairobi without having to booze. BTW, I have booked at chester house. Is it gf friendly or should I bribe the guards.[/QUOTE]Your skin color is irrelevant. Saw men of all colors doing just fine in the usual haunts.
Chester House is entirely girl friendly without bribes. (With a double room rate, anyway).
You don't actually have to drink in bars, do you? And any girl is potentially approachable in any setting with a decent expectation of getting a number.
I am in Cambodia. After 21 years exploring S.E. Asia I would like to try the black continent. I will publish a report in the Cambodia section to let all you guys know the current situation (horrible compared to 1993, very poor compared to 2005).
Anyway, the last two women I had in my bed were Vietnamese, 22 and 20 years-of-age respectively. They had both been on the game for about 5 years. They weighed 37 and 34 kilos respectively. One shaved and the other was naturally hairless.
Where is the best place in Africa for women who are both small stature (petite) and have very little body hair. I am concerned because when I was in Dominican Republic and Madagascar both of the negro girls has full bushes. I don't like to carry a razor.
[QUOTE=Hermes Pan]
Where is the best place in Africa for women who are both small stature (petite) and have very little body hair. I am concerned because when I was in Dominican Republic and Madagascar both of the negro girls has full bushes. I don't like to carry a razor.[/QUOTE]I am hardly an African expert and I am certain a local can shed far more light on your question than I can, yet my empirical experience was as follows:
12 days in Ghana (girls in Accra and Cape Coast) in 2008: 7 "regular" girls and 2 conventional prostitutes.
14 days in Nairobi and surrounding small towns: 9 "regular girls" and 3 conventional prostitutes.
Every one with a shaved pussy.
Only one asked me beforehand what my preference is (hairless) and shaved before our date, informing me this was her preference too and that she had not shaved for some time only because she had not had sex in two years.
This seems a powerful statistical trend to me.
Thank you Satyr
"Every one with a shaved pussy."
While, this is better than a forest, naturally hairless suits me better. Perhaps there is an ethnic group in Africa that needs no razor? In India this was a 'problem' too. I am used to S.E. Asian girls who except for on the head they essentially have no body hair.
Which one- Chester House and Natural Oak Apartment. I have reservation at both. I booked as I thought I might not get a place in August peak season and my plane lands around 8 pm at nairobi. Will the hotels be overbooked. I have informed them of my arrival time.
What about mongers perspective. Which is best. GF. I don't want to pay double room rate (already 100$ for room). Simmers seems to be close to chester.
What are taxi rates from simmers or good clubs to these places.
[QUOTE=Ramuk Hsoh]Which one- Chester House and Natural Oak Apartment. I have reservation at both. I booked as I thought I might not get a place in August peak season and my plane lands around 8 pm at nairobi. Will the hotels be overbooked. I have informed them of my arrival time.
What about mongers perspective. Which is best. GF. I don't want to pay double room rate (already 100$ for room). Simmers seems to be close to chester.
What are taxi rates from simmers or good clubs to these places.[/QUOTE]I returned from Nairobi in March and stayed at Chester House. 100% GF, they will only register the girl/girls downstairs at the reception before you take them to your room, it takes only 3-4 mins. Chester is good value for money, Just be nice to the security guards at the entrance they will not make a scene about weather you have a Single or Double room. Simmers is like 5 mins walk but go to Madhouse, its right across the road and thats the best place in Nairobi. Cheers!
[QUOTE=Satyr9]I am hardly an African expert and I am certain a local can shed far more light on your question than I can, yet my empirical experience was as follows:
12 days in Ghana (girls in Accra and Cape Coast) in 2008: 7 "regular" girls and 2 conventional prostitutes.
14 days in Nairobi and surrounding small towns: 9 "regular girls" and 3 conventional prostitutes.
Every one with a shaved pussy.
Only one asked me beforehand what my preference is (hairless) and shaved before our date, informing me this was her preference too and that she had not shaved for some time only because she had not had sex in two years.
This seems a powerful statistical trend to me.[/QUOTE]I'm a local and shaving pussies is the norm. Doesn't matter whether she's a doc or a cleaner. Not shaving is bad manners.
Hi fellows,
I visit Nairobi coming July.
Is there anybody explore African beauties and play golf with me?
I'm an asian single in mid 30s. And a bogey player.
Hey guys,
This is really embarassing.
I'm a non drinker and don't know even what non alcholic beverages will be served in bar like Madhouse.
Cranberry juice or orange delight kind of stuff, will it be there.
What should I order for me and for the girl if I manage to pick one.
Will asking the waiter for non alcholic beverage be embarassing in front of the girls.
Hi friends,
I don't know at all Kenya. I know Cameroon only. Can you tell me how much I will have to pay to get a normal girl (no pro) for one week in Nairobi? How much cost living in Nairobi every day (around)?
I'd like to get a girl friend experience.
thanks for some info
Hi guys,
Am in Nairobi in mid July for 10 days. Anyone fancy a beer sometime, and also could anyone tell me whether Country Lodge is gf, as I'm being quoted pretty reasonable prices for there at the moment. Previously stayed at Kenya Comfort which is ok, Chester House isn't particularly cheap, but I need a little bit of comfort ahhhhhh.
Thanks guys.
[QUOTE=Ramuk Hsoh]Hey guys,
This is really embarassing.
I'm a non drinker and don't know even what non alcholic beverages will be served in bar like Madhouse.
Cranberry juice or orange delight kind of stuff, will it be there.
What should I order for me and for the girl if I manage to pick one.
Will asking the waiter for non alcholic beverage be embarassing in front of the girls.[/QUOTE]
Nothing to be embarrassed about. Nairobi is an international city and the bartender will hook you up with any drink that you want, coke, orange juice, red bull e.t.c. You can also ask for non alcoholic beer. Be careful though, as the girls drink like fish and rarely get drunk
[QUOTE=FoxesHunter]Hi friends,
I don't know at all Kenya. I know Cameroon only. Can you tell me how much I will have to pay to get a normal girl (no pro) for one week in Nairobi? How much cost living in Nairobi every day (around)?
I'd like to get a girl friend experience.
thanks for some info[/QUOTE]
Well, costs for living purely depend on your individual standard. I would presume that it starts at about 20 USD per day (without hotel) and the sky is the limit. If you have a girl hanging around with you all day long simply double these costs. And to 'buy GFE' depends heavily on the expection of the girl. Sometimes it is good enough to buy her some clothes at the end of your trip, but sometime the cuty might expect additional cash. In order to avoid misunderstandings it would be no bad idea to make crystal clear what you are willing to spend - and this of course in good time.
Have a great time in Kenya!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Satyr9]I am hardly an African expert and I am certain a local can shed far more light on your question than I can, yet my empirical experience was as follows:
12 days in Ghana (girls in Accra and Cape Coast) in 2008: 7 "regular" girls and 2 conventional prostitutes.
14 days in Nairobi and surrounding small towns: 9 "regular girls" and 3 conventional prostitutes.
Every one with a shaved pussy.[/QUOTE]I was thinking of going to Nairobi, or maby to Ghana (easy for english speaking people), but this makes me think otherwise. I totally love full bush, especially black one, and I prefer a black girl over asian. But this makes me think if I should go to Vietnam, 'cause they generally don't shave.
Does anyone know if there's a place in this world where the ebony girls have a fulls bushes more likely than a shaven?
[quote=jmhsys1]i was thinking of going to nairobi, or maby to ghana (easy for english speaking people), but this makes me think otherwise. i totally love full bush, especially black one, and i prefer a black girl over asian. but this makes me think if i should go to vietnam, 'cause they generally don't shave.
does anyone know if there's a place in this world where the ebony girls have a fulls bushes more likely than a shaven?[/quote]
i too prefer a woman with a bush. the bald beavers make me feel like am fucking a child (and am no ****!). unfortunately, every working woman that you meet will be shaved, dont ask me why. you could get one with a bush, but you would have to search for a non-pro.
[b][color=green][size=4]Nairobi Girls[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=blue][size=3]Service[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=purple][size=2]Statistics[/size][/color][/b]
[b][u]Kissing[/u][/b]
DFK: 19 (100%)
Lips Only: 0 (0%)
No Kissing: 0 (0%)
[b][u]Blowjobs[/u][/b]
BBBJ: 19 (100%)
CBJ: 0 (0%)
No BJ: 0 (0%)
[b][u]Overall[/u][/b]
Great Service: 19 (100%)
Decent Service: 0 (0%)
Bad Service: 0 (0%)
[b][color=purple][size=2]Observations[/size][/color][/b]
How about that? Perfect stats!
The service in Nairobi is simply awesome! After a while, I figured I simply couldn’t make a wrong pick. And I never did.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Looks[/size][/color][/b]
I didn’t really know what to expect before traveling to Kenya. I was pleasantly surprised. Kenyan girls were prettier than I imagined them to be. I rarely had trouble finding a girl to my liking.
In any African country, you’ll find plenty of big booty. While most Kenyan girls were too big for my taste, I still had plenty of choice. And mzungu hunters are fully aware that foreigners tend to like skinny girls.
I often saw lilliputters with girls towering over them. For punters with a fetish for tall girls, Kenya is paradise. If you prefer, petite girls are also on offer.
[b][color=blue][size=3]LT vs. ST[/size][/color][/b]
While I had a 100% LT record, I didn’t have a single ST in 3 weeks in Nairobi.
Having read the insightful comments by The Lucky Guy, I was fully aware Kenyan girls preferred to spend the night. The money-grabbing “[i]I can do 2 STs before I go LT[/i]” attitude is blissfully absent.
As an experiment, I told an ugly chick in Simmers that I was meeting a girl in Madhouse. That triggered the only ST offer I had in Nairobi. I could have used the same excuse with other girls. The odd ST would have been a welcome dessert complimenting my staple diet of LT encounters. But I figured coercing a girl into accepting a ST would lead to sub-par service.
Even the hardcore pros are not all about money. They prefer a guy who can show them a good time. Similarly, I want more than just a fuck doll. I also want a girl to party with on the dance floor. I want a girl to chat to in the smoking room. I want a warm body to cuddle up to in bed. I want a girl to cook my breakfast when we wake up. Play the part of the boyfriend, and any Kenyan girl will audition to be your girlfriend.
None of the girls left before noon. Most stayed until late afternoon or early evening. Mary hung around until 11 PM, then headed straight back to Madhouse. Kenyan girls are seldom in a hurry to go home.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Prices[/size][/color][/b]
Some punters say you should never pay more than 2.000 KES LT. I know for a fact that many businessmen won’t hesitate to pay 5.000 KES (or even 100 USD) for the pleasure of a pretty girl’s company.
Sharon (from Annie Oakley’s / Casablanca) was my 1st ever Kenyan girl and the only girl to talk finances in advance. After asking for 4.000 KES and pushing hard for 3.500 KES, Sharon finally settled for 3.000 KES.
Apart from a cutie from Florida 2000, all my other conquests were Madhouse pros. When I rewarded them with 3.000 KES, I thought I was being generous. To my surprise, most girls figured they deserved more.
While I had plenty of arguments about money, not a single girl ever got abusive or violent. With the patience of a saint, they calmly and repeatedly pleaded their case. Dealing with girls who took Zen Buddhism to a whole new level, I never raised my voice either. After arguing they had been adequately rewarded for their services, the girls left peacefully, but disappointed.
The girls’ behavior startled me. Was I overpaying or underpaying? Were their attempts to extract more money simple opportunism? Or were they really used to bigger pay checks? When I ran into them again, their behavior would be self-explanatory. If I was overpaying, the girls would be all over me once again, right? Guess again! Faced with that evidence, I upped the ante to 4.000 KES for top lookers & performers. That greatly reduced the number of arguments, but didn’t eliminate them altogether.
Some say you should always agree on the fee in advance. And after many an argument about money, I should have learnt my lesson, right? I happen to believe in a performance-based reward system. Of course, I could have negotiated a base fee, while mentioning the possibility of a bonus. But in fact, a totally non-violent argument about money suited me just fine. The sour ending after a great night awarded me a license to butterfly.
I’m a flashy dresser. I stayed in a fancy apartment. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. But it does put me at a disadvantage if the girls’ monetary expectations are based on what they think you can afford. Some bargain hunters have complained about their inability to obtain a BBBJ, while I had a 100% record. That confirms my suspicion that the service provided by Kenyan girls may depend on the (perceived) reward.
In conclusion, I would say that the best looking Madhouse pros expect and usually receive 4.000-5.000 KES LT. I paid 3.000-4.000 KES LT, and got great service from every single girl. Whatever anybody says, I’m happy with that!
[b][color=blue][size=3]Kids[/size][/color][/b]
13 mothers / 19 girls (68%)
Being a single mother is probably the worldwide #1 reason why girls become hookers. The good news is that stretch marks are a rarity. The bad news is that most mothers have sagging tits, though nature and gravity can be kind.
Kenyan girls will never use their offspring as an excuse to leave early. Finding someone to look after the kids is never a problem in Africa.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Condoms[/size][/color][/b]
Almost all pros will insist on protection. In a country where the HIV infection rate is 8% for adult women and 27% for prostitutes, you wouldn’t expect or want it any other way.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Hair[/size][/color][/b]
Kenyan girls are pure African, and typically have unmanageable, frizzy hair. Unlike in mixed cultures like Madagascar or the USA, few Kenyan girls have straightened hair. Most pros wear wigs. A few have hair extensions.
Somali girls are more Arab than African. They can have luscious long locks (straightened) and rarely wear wigs.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Venues[/size][/color][/b]
Annie Oakley’s: 1 LT
Florida 2000: 1 LT
Madhouse: 19 LT
On my first night in town, I met Sharon in Annie Oakley’s. I avoided Madhouse on reggae night on the 1st Wednesday, and found a girl in Florida 2000.
When I checked out various other places and asked myself: “[i]Would I take this girl home from Madhouse?[/i]”, the answer was invariably “[i]No[/i]”. Since I always ended up in Madhouse, I eventually lost the motivation to explore other venues. Madhouse is my Cheers in Nairobi.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Origins[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=purple][size=2]Introduction[/size][/color][/b]
For girls of mixed parentage, half a point was attributed to each tribe/country.
Lisa is not included in these statistics. She claimed her origins were “complicated”.
[b][color=purple][size=2]Kenyan[/size][/color][/b]
Kamba (11% of pop.): 1 girl (6%)
Kikuyu (20% of pop.): 4,5 girls (25%)
Luo (14% of pop.): 2 girls (11%)
Taita (1% of pop.): 1 girl (6%)
Unspecified Kenyan tribe: 2 girls (11%)
[u]Total: 10,5 girls (58%)[/u]
The Nairobi P4P scene is a smorgasbord of African queens, but the percentage of home-grown talent is probably much higher than 58%. That doesn’t imply I don’t like Kenyan girls. I just like variety.
Several sources told me Taita girls were the most beautiful in the country. My favorite Kenyan girl also happened to be from the Taita tribe.
[b][color=purple][size=2]Somali[/size][/color][/b]
Somalia: 5,5 girls (30%)
There are plenty of Somali girls in Madhouse, who are either ethnic Somali with a Kenyan passport or imports from Somalia. Their skin tone is much lighter than the local girls. Their facial features exhibit more Arab than African influences. Skinny girls are the norm.
Somali girls have a reputation for being feisty. When a cat fight breaks out in Madhouse, it’s usually between Somali girls. While Somali girls can be untamed tigresses, they can also be incredibly sweet. Kenyans are often wary of Somalis. Felis told me she could ride a matatu for free by angrily saying: “[i]I don’t have money![/i]”
Kenyan men often think all Somali girls have been cut, which definitely isn’t true. I did meet one Somali girl who’d suffered genital mutilation, though. Honey had the tiniest stub where her clitoris used to be. Everything else had also been cut away, leaving only a pink oasis in a barren dessert. Both the clitoral stub & pussy were still sensitive, though.
Somali girls often get bad press on monger boards. For me, their exotic beauty added spice & variety. I loved the Somali girls! Nairobi wouldn’t be the same without them. And if Somalia weren’t a war infested Muslim extremist shithole, it could be mongering paradise.
[b][color=purple][size=2]Other Imports[/size][/color][/b]
Uganda: 1 girl (6%)
Ethiopia (Oromo): 0,5 girl (3%)
Arab: 0,5 girl (3%)
[u]Total: 2 girls (12%)[/u]
I fucked 2 half Ugandan girls. Girls from Tanzania, Ethiopia and Eritrea, as well as the odd French speaker from Rwanda or Burundi can also be found.
During my 1st trip, there were plenty of ethnic Indian girls in Madhouse on weekends. Though I like Indian girls, most were too fat to be attractive. Furthermore, they usually hung out with Indian guys.
One day, an Indian girl came on to me in the smoking room. She was proud to have fucked muscles from Brussels Jean Claude Van Damme – a decade ago when she was still skinny. No matter how deep she stuck the beer bottle down her throat, she couldn’t persuade me to follow in my illustrious compatriot’s footsteps.
Apart from the old pro who hangs out in Madhouse, you’ll see regular Chinese girls in the various bars & discos. The really ambitious can try hitting on the mzungu girls.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Languages[/size][/color][/b]
Apart from their tribal language, most Kenyans also speak both official languages: Swahili and English. Like the Flemish, Kenyans are perfectly trilingual.
The standard of English in Kenya is exceptional. Somali girls often have a less than perfect command of the Queen’s English. The locals view them as uneducated.
[b][color=green][size=4]Nairobi P4P Scene[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=blue][size=3]Freelancers[/size][/color][/b]
The Nairobi working girls are freelancers. There are no pimps, ladies’ drinks or barfines. You meet the girls in discos, bars & restaurants and take them home for a night of carnal delights. As discos are my natural habitat, the Nairobi P4P scene fits me like a glove.
Strippers and masseuses are employees. While they get paid to dance & entertain or kneed the flesh, they’re also freelancers when it comes to extra-curricular activities.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Businessmen[/size][/color][/b]
Sex tourists usually spend little time in the capital before heading for the beaches of Mombasa. I concentrated on Nairobi and gave the beaches a miss. That makes me one of a rare breed.
The majority of mzungu punters in Nairobi are in town on business. Quite a few girls enquired whether I had to work in the morning. They were relieved to hear they wouldn’t get an early wake-up call.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Local Guys[/size][/color][/b]
Expect to see way more local guys than foreigners in any place you visit. Especially on weekends, local Indians & rich Kenyans are on the prowl for pussy as well. I didn’t really view the locals as competition. Mzungus are at the top of the food chain.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Chinese Punters[/size][/color][/b]
The omnipresent Chinese are Africa’s new colonizers. The Chinese are also big players on the P4P scene. But even if they pay over the odds, they can’t wobble the mzungu throne. The girls like the money, but they don’t like the guys.
The lighter skinned Somali girls are particularly popular with the Chinese crowd, which partly explains why Somali girls tend to be greedier than their Kenyan sisters.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Time of the Month[/size][/color][/b]
I had the distinct impression there were more girls (with bills to pay) at the end of the month and more local guys (who just got paid) at the start of the month.
[b][color=blue][size=3]Rock Star Factor[/size][/color][/b]
A mzungu who goes hunting for gazelles in a Nairobi disco may be surprised to find he’s not the hunter, but the prey. Mzungus are prime targets for the night shift girls, and they’re in limited supply. A mzungu won’t last 30 seconds before an African queen aims her love arrows at his heart.
While the constant female attention can be flattering, you may not always be approached by girls you like. As in any country, girls lacking good looks try and compensate for their misfortune by being more aggressive. And they can be quite persistent!
The girls are very quick to pick up on signs you may like them. A simple smile is usually enough for a girl to be all over you within seconds. Once a girl has her claws on a mzungu, she won’t waste much time before going for the kill. Many a girl had her tongue down my throat within a minute of meeting me.
The mzungu adulation gives Nairobi the highest rock star factor of any place I’ve ever been to. I felt as if I was constantly in the limelight, and thoroughly enjoyed being the star of the show. It sure feels good to be Mr. Popularity!
[b][color=green][size=4]Final Words[/size][/color][/b]
Only Nairobi has ever gotten perfect statistics across the board. It’s the only place in the world where this middle aged white guy feels like God’s gift to women. I love Nairobi!
Loso
[b][color=green][size=4]timing[/size][/color][/b]
i was in nairobi:
june 26 - july 5 2009 (10 nights)
october 30 - november 3 2009 (5 nights)
november 25 - november 30 2009 (6 nights)
[b]total: 21 nights[/b]
[b][color=green][size=4]statistics[/size][/color][/b]
during my 21-day stay in nairobi, i had:
st: 0
lt: 21
girls: 19
one lt girl a day, who’s in no hurry to go home, is all it takes to keep me happy!
how often is a lt turned into a st? in my experience, it happens often enough to make a 21 day streak an unlikely event. my 100% lt record in nairobi is testament to the kenyan girls’ love of the boyfriend experience.
[b][color=green][size=4]discos[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=blue][size=3]black diamond[/size][/color][/b]
black diamond is located on mpaka rd in westlands. it’s an upstairs bar & disco with a large terrace, which can be seen from the street. getting up there is a bit of a challenge, though. a security guard showed me the way. the entrance is through a shopping mall on the right (bishan plaza). go up the stairs and you’ll discover the entrance to black diamond on your left. strip club red tape is just across the hallway.
the bar and dance floor are inside and non-smoking. the large terrace serves as the smoking area.
when i visited black diamond on a wednesday night, there were quite a few lonely girls, but nowhere near the quantity and quality you’ll find in madhouse on weekdays. not having found my dream date and with no fresh blood walking in, i left after 1 beer.
black diamond supposedly attracts a great crowd on weekends. then again, so does every disco in nairobi. there is no cover charge (on weekdays). beers are 170 kes.
[b][color=blue][size=3]casablanca[/size][/color][/b]
casablanca is an upscale nightclub with an arabian theme, located on nyangumi av, off lenana rd in hurlingham.
the campfire near the entrance is a great idea on cold nairobi nights. the extensive grounds surrounding the fancy villa serve as the smoking area. on a tuesday night, there was a decent crowd in the lounge area, with many people smoking shisha pipes. the bar & dance floor were deserted.
there were plenty of mzungus, including mzungu wives & single mzungu girls. i spotted quite a few arabs as well. there were only a couple of girls looking for company – i saw them in madhouse later that night.
several working girls told me casablanca is not as popular as it used to be. even though it was only a short walk from my apartment, i only visited casablanca once.
there is no cover charge (on weekdays). beers are 200 kes.
[b][color=blue][size=3]club dolce[/size][/color][/b]
club dolce is a basement club below cianda house on koinange st. a sign on the street shows the way. after walking through the archway, the entrance is to your left.
the shiny aluminum dance floor and leather couches give the club a unique look. the restaurant and pool table are in the back. i didn’t spot a smoking area.
when i visited club dolce on a thursday night, there were only a handful of customers and no unattached ladies. luckily, a middle-aged local businessman wearing a suit provided entertainment, with hilarious dance routines to the michael jackson tunes he’d requested.
i wouldn’t categorize club dolce as a p4p venue. there is no cover charge (on weekdays). beers are 200 kes.
[b][color=blue][size=3]florida 2000[/size][/color][/b]
the original florida 2000, located in commerce house on moi av, was the blueprint for new florida aka madhouse. the club is dominated by a huge rectangular dance floor. there are tons of comfy couches. the aquarium near the entrance is the smoking room.
both of my visits to florida 2000 were on weekdays. even though there were plenty of people, the club looked empty. several madhouse pros told me they didn’t like florida 2000 because it lacked ambience. the place is just too damn big!
the cover charge is less than in madhouse (200 kes vs. 300 kes). beers are cheaper as well (140 kes vs. 170 kes). yet girls and punters alike prefer the crazy party atmosphere of madhouse. having said that, florida 2000 does have its fans. the talent pool may be smaller, but that doesn’t mean you can’t uncover a gem, especially as some punters claim the florida 2000 girls are less hardcore.
[b][color=blue][size=3]new florida aka madhouse[/size][/color][/b]
this extract from the lonely planet guide made the girls laugh: “[i]whichever night you choose, it’s usually mayhem, crammed with bruisers, cruisers, hookers, hustlers and curious tourists, but it’s great fun if you’re in the right mood (or just very drunk)[/i]”.
located on the corner of koinange st and market st, nairobi’s premier p4p spot is a magical place. the sight of the space station above the gas station is enough to make my heart skip a beat.
the entrance is to the right of the gas station. after paying the cover charge, you make your way up the stairs. the men’s room is on the mezzanine floor. the restaurant and smoking room are on the second floor. after climbing the final flight of stairs, you feel the magic in the air as you board the space ship.
beers were 170 kes during my first trip. the price had gone up 10 kes by my second visit. a coke was always 90 kes. the cover charge for guys is 300 kes any night of the week. frequent partiers can save money by becoming a member. i didn’t enquire how much a membership costs, but it’s probably only a good deal for expats.
the circular dance floor is buzzin’ every single night, and gets jam-packed on weekends. madhouse always exudes a party ambience. it boasts the largest and best selection of honeys any day of the week. if you can’t find a girl you like in madhouse, you don’t belong in kenya.
some reports recommend avoiding madhouse on reggae night (wednesday). even if you’re no fan of reggae music (like me), plenty of girls love it. madhouse attracts a great crowd on reggae night!
daily dance shows feature both male & female dancers. the same troupe also performs in florida 2000. during my first trip, a few of the dancers were total babes. each time i spotted them on the dance floor after the show, i was already committed to another girl. on my second trip, pulling a hot dancer was a top priority. alas, the new dance troupe had nothing but ugly girls.
when girls draw a blank in other venues, they often come to madhouse in a last ditch attempt to find a soul mate. if it’s getting late and you haven’t found a date yet, don’t worry. the girl of your dreams may walk in at 5 am.
i partied in madhouse 19 out of my 21 nights in nairobi. i pulled a girl from madhouse every single one of those nights. if they sold “[i]i love madhouse[/i]” stickers, i’d buy them in bulk.
[b][color=blue][size=3]simba saloon[/size][/color][/b]
simba saloon is the disco adjacent to the famous carnivore restaurant. wednesday night is ladies’ night. located in the boondocks, near nairobi national park, i didn’t figure it was worth the expensive taxi fare.
[b][color=blue][size=3]simmers[/size][/color][/b]
simmers is the main early evening p4p spot in nairobi. it’s on the corner of kenyatta av & muindi mbingu st. an outside club is great idea… in a tropical climate. in nairobi, it’s just too damn cold!
there is no cover charge. beers are only 130 kes.
a live band playing african music draws in the crowds every night of the week. the area surrounding the stage (including the dance floor) is non-smoking. smoking is allowed along the wide path leading to the stage.
every time i visited simmers, there were plenty of girls on offer, but i never spotted any true beauties. even if it was still early, every girl i met was dying to spend the night with me. since simmers couldn’t match the quality on offer in madhouse, i was never tempted to take a simmers girl home.
for guys who like to hit the pillow by midnight, simmers is the place to go. night owls can do much better in madhouse. i rarely go to sleep before dawn.
[b][color=green][size=4]bars & restaurants[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=blue][size=3]annie oakley’s[/size][/color][/b]
located on milimani rd, a couple of km outside the city center, annie oakley’s is mainly an expat watering hole. early evening, a handful of girls made their entrance, but the quality was very low.
i got lucky when i met a group of girls having a drink before heading to casablanca. sharon was my 1st ever kenyan girl.
[b][color=blue][size=3]gypsy’s[/size][/color][/b]
gypsy’s is a popular bar in westlands, located on woodvale grove. many a madhouse pro mentioned the bar. i never made it there.
[b][color=blue][size=3]havana & bacchu’s lounge[/size][/color][/b]
on the same street as gypsy’s, havana is another popular bar/restaurant frequented by madhouse pros. when i checked the place out late on a wednesday night, it was deserted.
next to havana is the extremely popular bacchu’s lounge. even on a week night, people were packed like sardines. the crowd spilled over onto the pavement, which serves as the smoking area. while puffing away outside, i didn’t spot any mzungus or unaccompanied girls. as a result, i wouldn’t categorize bacchu’s lounge as a p4p venue.
[b][color=blue][size=3]tacos[/size][/color][/b]
tacos is an upstairs bar/restaurant on kimathi st. the large non-smoking section is often devoid of customers. the small balcony serves as the smoking area and gets very crowded.
reports suggested tacos is a place where university students go to make a few extra bucks. in my experience, tacos is mainly a meeting place for young kenyans. there was a table with 3 girls speaking english to each other. they were all fat & ugly.
reportedly, sizzles & taco bell also feature university students looking for pocket money. walking up & down kimathi st, i couldn’t find either place.
[b][color=blue][size=3]thorn tree cafe[/size][/color][/b]
the thorn tree cafe is part of the plush stanley hotel on kimathi st. it was supposed to have quality girls from afternoon until early evening, but i didn’t spot any single chicks looking for company.
[b][color=green][size=4]strip clubs[/size][/color][/b]
[b][color=blue][size=3]club pango[/size][/color][/b]
club pango is a strip club associated with florida 2000. on the landing, take the 1st door on the right. the cover charge of 400-500 kes (depending on the day of the week) includes free entry to florida 2000.
the term strip club is a bit of a misnomer, as the girls don’t strip naked. they just perform dance routines around a go-go pole. the girls are happy to dance for you on the comfy couches, which can be quite erotic. tipping is appreciated, but optional.
private lap dances take place in a curtained off area of the smoking room. according to jamjam222, prices range from 1.000 kes (top only) to 2.000 kes (fully naked), which is pretty damn expensive.
club pango can be a fun place to spend a few hours before heading for the disco. you can ask the girls for their phone number and meet them outside work, but not all girls are available for extra-curricular activities.
[b][color=blue][size=3]red tape[/size][/color][/b]
red tape is just across the hallway from black diamond. it may be worth having a peek at the dancers before black diamond gets busy.
[b][color=blue][size=3]other strip clubs[/size][/color][/b]
jamjam222 told me he also visited lidos discotheque (on keekorok rd, off the kodhja mosque roundabout). he was the only mzungu there and all the girls were ugly.
apple bees (on gaberone rd, next to malindi dishes) and chillers club (on uhuru highway, near view park tower) are other strip clubs in the city center.
barrels, cock pit, psys & treasure are all in karen (langata rd).
[b][color=green][size=4]massage parlors & streetwalkers[/size][/color][/b]
nairobi also has massage parlors offering extras. not at all my scene!
finally, there are the streetwalkers. apparently, every girl you see on park rd after 9 pm is a hooker, even though the girls are normally dressed. skanky hoes can be found in the very dangerous area along river rd. streetwalkers are also supposed to ply their trade along westlands rd, from woodvale grove up to museum hill. i didn’t visit any of these areas.
loso
Hi Loso,
Thanks for a great report.
It is very helpful for my upcoming trip.
I am even more excited now.
Junior
Hi guys,
Land up at Nairobi late at 9pm and stay there for night. I am planning to go to madhouse and try my luck. I do not kiss(exchange of saliva), get cbjs and don't go for unprotected sex. I usually prefer GFE and try to stay away from pros.
I am very concerned that by loso report 27% pros are std prone and even 8% GFE are std prone. My questions are
1) For LT will the girl I pick up, have contraceptives. I want get them after landing in nairobi. But I am landing late and don't think will be able to do shopping. LOL. How easy is it to procure a condom late night. I don't want to be in a fix were I am with the girl and both of us don't have cover.
2) If I don't kiss will it be dampner for the girl as they might be used to it.
Loso69,
I am in complete accord with youre report.
Perfect!
Loso69,
Be prepared to receive a scolding PM from Willyboy. To wit: you are a sucker and overpaid...:) (I got one myself).
Great report.
Your and my likes and priorities could not be more divergent.
And yet I always enjoy your reports.
Nairobi is much more commercial then mombasa and very busy.
Nightlife- For me, moving around the city with taxi was not practical due to the high cost. So, the bars around the city center are very nice but the crowds are normal People and Couples that are coming for a good time. Mostly i like the bars around Nandos. Pro's are rare there. For comparison in mombasa 95% of the ladies at clubs/bars are some sort of semi-pros with the exception of Bobs and black havana.
Clubs- I am not an expert.
Internet cafes- I am definitely an expert particular with the student populations also around Nandos. The trick is simple, when all the ladies are busy with email i just come around introduce myself and take a phone number. Most of them are student. Anyway taking the number is the easy part the more difficult thing is to schedule the date, this is because most of them live far from town and in practice date ratios are low. The students are the most prostitutes i know. they very eager for money and they start to ask after a few days.
In summary in Nairobi for non-pro you need to work very hard as opposed to mombasa. For Pro's i am not sure what better.
JP
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Be prepared to receive a scolding PM from Willyboy. To wit: you are a sucker and overpaid...:) (I got one myself).[/QUOTE]I got 2 :)
[QUOTE=John Palmer]Nairobi is much more commercial then mombasa and very busy.[/QUOTE]Beach P4P spots tend to attract a younger crowd. I prefer stuffy businessmen as competition ;)
[QUOTE=Ramuk Hsoh]Paranoid about catching a STD[/QUOTE]Don't they sell condoms in your home country? Anyway, you should check out this video.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFC0O393DQ[/url]
Loso
[QUOTE=Ramuk Hsoh]Hi guys,
Land up at Nairobi late at 9pm and stay there for night. I am planning to go to madhouse and try my luck. I do not kiss(exchange of saliva), get cbjs and don't go for unprotected sex. I usually prefer GFE and try to stay away from pros.
I am very concerned that by loso report 27% pros are std prone and even 8% GFE are std prone. My questions are
1) For LT will the girl I pick up, have contraceptives. I want get them after landing in nairobi. But I am landing late and don't think will be able to do shopping. LOL. How easy is it to procure a condom late night. I don't want to be in a fix were I am with the girl and both of us don't have cover.
2) If I don't kiss will it be dampner for the girl as they might be used to it.[/QUOTE]
The pharmacies are open late - if not 24 hours. There is one next to Nakumatt lifestyle. You can get the condoms outside madhouse. most girls will ask you if you have CD (codoms) and if not they will direct you where to buy
[QUOTE=John Palmer]... The students are the most prostitutes i know. they very eager for money and they start to ask after a few days...[/QUOTE]Correct, but I presume you mean "students start to ask after a few hours", or am I wrong?
Cheers!
Hesekiels
I was referring to university students as opposed to high school students.
Since all the internet caffes are loaded with them it easy to get contact and they play their role nicely. sometimes they dont ask for the money they just use the sex as a tool to deliver the message.
High school students are around 18 years old and they very sweet never ask for anything. its seems that when they get older they become something else.(on the negative side). by the way ,they have a killer body.
Mombasa students:
Opsss ,no students in mombasa unless you consider a hair style student as a student. But mombasa has a huge amount of Teachers. all classes are mainly during night time.
Thank you Loso69!
A short warning, to the ones who (rightly!) will rely on the New Florida (Madhouse) for a vennue, that the place has (or is about to) close(d). I thought it had been mentionned here. (just trying to avoid disappointments).
Every woman in kenya is involved with prostitution. Full, parthime. De wages are too low not to sit in the system. 's Openness on this subject is very varied. The fee is about varibel. Van 100-10000 kes. Many whites think tourists that she found true love to have, but they are just one of many in their collection. Unbelievable how many white tourists send money for their fake love. Regarding reimbursement of those girls everyone Fri But about payment arrived more dead girls this system. Normal work never get out with all the consequences. In very exceptional cases, hotel staff more than $ 5 per day ($ 100 per month). About Payment will result in tourists their toilet itself will need to clean after use. Also give I advice to charges of agreeing to any service you want to execute.. If not then you have weird surprises. Police eats so bad for you stupid act.
fur been tutte women on stools in the mud alley paints their toenails. inviting nancy swings open the door of her house. we go directly to bed, more room is not there. she yawns. "nobody wants to know how hard our lives".
"any work is good work, and someone has to do", is at her crib yet. she asks fifty shillings for twenty minutes. "always they want to bargain, they complain that the former was cheaper. but less than twenty shillings i will not. " twenty shillings is twenty cents.
prostitution has many causes. in africa, poverty is the first but not the only one. because of changing lifestyles also change their sexual habits. nancy and her friend rose works in pumwani, a poor district in the kenyan capital. more than half the population of nairobi live in slums or other degraded areas. "our women will have no choice. men go in the crime, they rob banks or whites. prostitution is our only way out. "
prostitution is illegal in kenya and commercial sex workers to defend themselves against extortionate agents and difficult customers. sometimes, glue sniffing gear, some three hours after customers have not yet paid. the ladies are in danger of pumwani each other back and throw the customer out of the neighborhood. after an anxious half hour beats nancy rose's door. "a quick check of the man is sound, excuses herself, and plops down on the bed.
nancy and rose get the full hit rural areas around nairobi. they are now about forty years. nancy was a traditional husband assigned. like rose ran it to the big city. they tried to sell secondhand clothes on the street. "that guy is not profitable, " says rose. "you are always picked up by agents, you must have your capital to ransom. " that's why they put themselves in the market.
first in cheap clubs where she picked up men in dingy and small hotels where they are 'servants'. "men like it will always alcohol and women, " they say. "we never went to youth clubs, because children have no money. and not to expensive clubs, because they only want young girls. and the whites who come who do not love our fat asses. "
classes and grades. the cheap street prostitution are promoted to a town in pumwani, "our office". rose points to the pile of condoms under the bed. "usually customers come with their own condoms because they trust in us. " they may the desires of their clientele good estimate. sometimes they only want to be petted. "others want friendly chat. but i do shoot it on? i have children to look after. "nancy looks briefly touched. "if our men give something extra, they say: 'here, what to buy milk for your children. "
more girls now throng at the door of nancy. can they ever propose another life? sexual charm is waning. "oh, a husband i'll never find, " says nancy left. "sex voluntarily, no, that i can little imagine. 'she thinks for a minute. "but sometimes i see a guy and feel something strange, something from long ago. maybe that's love. "
and married? roaring in the alley. "african women have no say in men. " says one woman. "we are supposed to obey, 'exclaims another. "but here i give the orders, " nancy strikes with the hand on the bed. "in this business i have to say. i say: do your clothes. me say: do your condom. i say the time is up. outside this alley until i was back immediately to the men. they are the boss. "
at lunch with a good bottle of wine. in another world, but the same city. downtown stroll neat clerks at eateries. for a small and light snack, they should work again soon. formerly residents of nairobi ate a food kiosk in a heavy plate of maize meal with spinach for lunch, then spent hours sitting still almost nobody in office spaces by. with a modernizing economy are changing the eating habits. like sex. with growing incomes and an emerging middle class lifestyle changes and people start thinking differently about what is good and bad.
pamela listens to the story of a colleague in the insurance industry. she was called by rich men. who did want an insurance, when they first came lords 'pleasure'. pamela takes a bite of her salmon salad and sigh: "prostitution hear the last few years in business. expensive tourist hotels could not operate without **** and. like the chic clubs. "
we should not object to these changes, i will fall between the two. "ah, you white people. european women go directly loud scream and demand a better position for women, 'says pamela. "we africans do otherwise. secretly we abandon our men. failing that, we learn to live with our drunken husbands. we provide their food, spread our legs. humiliation that let us go on. "her colleague chimes. "yes, it is self-preservation. all african women are prostitutes, but we must obey the men. the only genius among us are women who ask for money. "
in a sleepy residential area sipping a parselelo kantai to a strong espresso in a coffee shop. yet another shift in habits: drinking a former kenyan coffee, there were no coffee shops and everyone was standing beside his bed at dawn alert. parselelo is a writer and journalist. last year, he's dong at the british caine prize for the story you wrecked me that starts with oral sex by a prostitute. "before, prostitution came from poverty. but kenya is changing rapidly. we have more money and when we do not have to do everything we can to get it. prostitution has become a lifestyle, "he says. "sex delivery is like pizza. men look on the internet and visit expensive striptease clubs. this was previously unheard of in kenya chaste. "
the best kind of prostitute does not in pumwani as nancy and rose. she dances in the life of a wealthy white man who has wings and takes her to europe. in the story of literary parselelo she is sixteen. she meets her belgian client on the terrace of a former colonial club where whites used to be rung on passing shots africans. now your sucking their penises for 500 shillings per half hour. the fruits of independence sometimes strange flavors.
"they want higher on the social ladder", says parselelo in his second cup of coffee. "they seek a better life, high life. prostitution is a choice for them. "the entertainment industry is the last decade grown dramatically, now runs 24 hours a day and by improved public transport at night for large groups available. the moral change. playboy used to be forbidden. late eighties, then president moi took a tv show with sexy and scanty clad women dancing in the pipe. in newspapers are now personals and ads for massage parlors and sex parties. an escort leads employed in dancing, swimming, languages, etiquette and deviant sexual habits of foreigners. graduates working in five star hotels for rich tourists and a tour through the game parks make.
a few years back for the first time journalists dared to write about visits from the randy mps infamous koinange street in nairobi. here in the night soliciting students. newspapers reports of pregnant school children. last week, the government organization for teachers about six hundred teachers who were dismissed for sexual relations with their students. "the sinful teachers were not prosecuted, " notes parselelo bitterly.
"yes, we do it with priests, muslim preachers, mps and businessmen, " betty laughs. they do not name names. that's professional. she displaces itself to the bar of a chic nightclub, with her business partner ann and penny. their glittering t-shirts, pointy high heels and short skirts, makeup, all these tools make the little girls of eighteen for the purpose a lot older. ann began her sixteenth.
betty was pregnant. she wants to talk about how popular she was with her clients with her bulging belly, how much respect they showed. "men are strange creatures, they treat you very well if you are pregnant. " suddenly she sees a white man come in and shoot off its prey. too late. "the competition today is great, " they grumbled. "here, there's even gay around, which make the lower our price. previously i did not agree that gay people exist in kenya. "
betty ann and penny call themselves moths. looking for the man who brings wealth. a friend went last month with a guy to dubai. next week is another germany, "a marine who is only in shorts. i wish he had chosen me. " they are proud of their profession. "i have a better life than before. i lived in a hole in the wall, now in a nice house with tv, "says penny. "and i take good care of my children and my mother, " adds betty.
they met in prison. "we had many similarities, our problems with customers and with the police. so we went together. "threesome, they founded the working collectively nurses night (night sisters) on. they agreed a minimum price of 3000 shillings, thirty florins for a turn. ten thousand for the whole night. they are mobile and are accessible to hire for hen parties. they are the modern face of contemporary kenyan prostitute.
bizarre stories they tell about their customers. but their tenderness. betty ann and penny call themselves sex therapists for married men. "men are sometimes too soft. then they only want to be held, nurtured without sex. "this gives the three satisfaction. "we meet a need. "
uninhibited they talk about sex. in a remarkably short for until very prudish country, where not share scheldwoorden geslacht zijn, where sex is not negotiable. "you must ask permission whole life, first your father, then to your husband, " says betty snierend. "that is why young people no longer want to marry, too often they saw how mothers fathers mistreated. rather than a fucking boyfriend a husband! "
business is business, our profession should be recognized, they find. betty staying three days a week with her boyfriend, other days she earns money. "if i release him and a client calls, i'm going to work. i would live richly. "the biggest problem is how the box to give. "since i worry about, " says betty. "only when i am super rich, i'll quit".
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Every woman in kenya is involved with prostitution. Full, parthime. De wages are too low not to sit in the system. 's Openness on this subject is very varied. The fee is about varibel. Van 100-10000 kes. Many whites think tourists that she found true love to have, but they are just one of many in their collection. Unbelievable how many white tourists send money for their fake love. Regarding reimbursement of those girls everyone Fri But about payment arrived more dead girls this system. Normal work never get out with all the consequences. In very exceptional cases, hotel staff more than $ 5 per day ($ 100 per month). About Payment will result in tourists their toilet itself will need to clean after use. Also give I advice to charges of agreeing to any service you want to execute.. If not then you have weird surprises. Police eats so bad for you stupid act.[/QUOTE]You are an idiot, not every women in Kenya is engaged in prostitution you moron.
Give respect where respect is due!
[QUOTE=Ze Gato]You are an idiot, not every women in Kenya is engaged in prostitution you moron. Give respect where respect is due![/QUOTE]Wath you can do in Kenya with 5 dollar/day. Around 300kes. To pay 60kes for transport to your job (somethimes100kes) Pay schapaty, ugali, schips (50kes) during lunch. How you will pay your houserent?
In kenya, it is one must to find extra money. Ripp-off toerist end 1000 more systems. Many toerist having not idee how kenians survivel! You can not si this in simmers or madhouse. Maby one meter out of simmers, the grandparents stay with litthe baby from 3 weecks old. Naer the way out.
Visit more than 3 thimes in Kenya. End you will andestand more. Thoke with joung girls during night end not always bizzy about anal sex end special sexgames.
Ze Gato :
"Not every women in Kenya is engaged in prostitution"
Sure, absolutely correct
Willyboy should say like that:
many kenyan ladies has a solid theoretical potential to get some sort of financial
support in exchange for sex.
Lets test it
i am white guy walking with a suit in a street of mombasa or any other city, talking to a random lady and introduce my self as a business man. Offer a monthly rental nice modern apartment to the lady over a dinner. When she will get the apartment keys or before you will get the best sex in your life.
Sex is extremely common and loyalty are very rare.
Willyboy is an expert and knows lots of things so in the end of the day if you have the right amount of money then, you will get almost every lady you want.
JP
Thanks Loso for the extensive report.
I must say it seems you enjoyed every bit of it.
Being a monger in nairobi, I can definitely tell you that you overpaid for your services.
I don't want to be a wet blanket but the gals skimmed you off. For 4k a night, you would have had much more done for you but the white skin comes with obligations of course ie they expect more cash from you.
I used to monger quite a bit until I realised that the working gals can be quite expensive. I now find it easier to go to clubs where there are more regular gals, you will be astounded as to how many are ready for one night stands.
If that doesn't work out, I get their numbers and have drinks a week or so later. They just want a good time with NO expectation of cash. Just do me I do you as they call it.
But then of course for a man with 21 days to burn, that isn't a long time to start developing contacts.
Great report once again.
[QUOTE=Ze Gato]... not every women in Kenya is engaged in prostitution ...
[/QUOTE]
that's certainly correct! Although many (not to say 'most') girls will be most delighted to have sex with a mzungu they need not be pros, at least not necessarily!
Willyboy, do you agree?
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]that's certainly correct! Although many (not to say 'most') girls will be most delighted to have sex with a mzungu they need not be pros, at least not necessarily!
Willyboy, do you agree?
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Very rare that I am not agree with you.
Yes agree
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Wath you can do in Kenya with 5 dollar/day. Around 300kes. To pay 60kes for transport to your job (somethimes100kes) Pay schapaty, ugali, schips (50kes) during lunch. How you will pay your houserent?
In kenya, it is one must to find extra money. Ripp-off toerist end 1000 more systems. Many toerist having not idee how kenians survivel! You can not si this in simmers or madhouse. Maby one meter out of simmers, the grandparents stay with litthe baby from 3 weecks old. Naer the way out.
Visit more than 3 thimes in Kenya. End you will andestand more. Thoke with joung girls during night end not always bizzy about anal sex end special sexgames.[/QUOTE]
My friend I know several Kenyan women in their 20-40 years old who make over 500,000 KSH per month. Some were educated in Europe and USA and wont touch a white person with a 10 foot pole. I also know several kenyan married to whites, and they cant wait to sneak out to find an african for sex. The bottom line is that most whites are mongering in Africa because of inferiority complex, and cant get any in their home country. You like being made superior....please do not abuse or get fooled.
I have been to over 60 countries and you should not get carried away.
[QUOTE=Ze Gato]My friend I know several Kenyan women in their 20-40 years old who make over 500,000 KSH per month. Some were educated in Europe and USA and wont touch a white person with a 10 foot pole. I also know several kenyan married to whites, and they cant wait to sneak out to find an african for sex. The bottom line is that most whites are mongering in Africa because of inferiority complex, and cant get any in their home country. You like being made superior....please do not abuse or get fooled.
I have been to over 60 countries and you should not get carried away.[/QUOTE]You went too far. I agree with you that Willyboy exaggerated the ratio of prostitutes in Kenya.
But you made an personal attack.. 'inferiority complex'.. how can you say that to a member.
Though Willyboy made a mistake, you must not say that to a member... this is a mongers forum
[QUOTE=Ze Gato]My friend I know several Kenyan women in their 20-40 years old who make over 500,000 KSH per month. Some were educated in Europe and USA and wont touch a white person with a 10 foot pole. I also know several kenyan married to whites, and they cant wait to sneak out to find an african for sex. The bottom line is that most whites are mongering in Africa because of inferiority complex, and cant get any in their home country. You like being made superior....please do not abuse or get fooled.
I have been to over 60 countries and you should not get carried away.[/QUOTE]The higher the inferiority feeling, the more you pay. Now I understand completely.
[QUOTE=S2kylib]You went too far. I agree with you that Willyboy exaggerated the ratio of prostitutes in Kenya.
But you made an personal attack.. 'inferiority complex'.. how can you say that to a member.
Though Willyboy made a mistake, you must not say that to a member... this is a mongers forum[/QUOTE]
I apologize.
Any suggestions for agencies, etc. in Nairobi?
Thanks
[QUOTE=Fitnfun]Any suggestions for agencies, etc. in Nairobi?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
Hey man, just try tagged.com It is free and you ca nmeet a hundred women who will fuck you in an instant. Or afrointroductions. No need for pros, but it is your call. Best of luck, as it is a fun city.
Thanks for the info zircon.
Does that work even if you have only a few days?
IE meet for a drink and sex thereafter? Time is limited unfortunately.
[QUOTE=Fitnfun]Thanks for the info zircon.
Does that work even if you have only a few days?
IE meet for a drink and sex thereafter? Time is limited unfortunately.[/QUOTE]Contacted five girls before I arrived and two after I arrived.
Sex with all but one on the first meeting.
Pretty good odds.
[QUOTE=Fitnfun]Thanks for the info zircon.
Does that work even if you have only a few days?
IE meet for a drink and sex thereafter? Time is limited unfortunately.[/QUOTE]
you bet your life, that works even in a couple of hours! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Ze Gato,
I share your reaction to WB's comments, and I concur with you that many Mzungu mongerers in Kenya are obviously trying very hard to compensate for some inferiority complex or other. However, I suggest you think yourself into the mocassins of an unsophisticated retired expat pulling a pension of 2, 000 Euros or whatever; not much if you live in Europe but an almost princely sum if you move to Mwtapa or Ukunda; pretty hard not to feel like you are God's gift to a poor girl who has bills to pay and kids and parents and other extended family to look after and who is smart enough to blow sugar up a guy's ass and makes him feel like he is waking up under a Christmas tree every morning!
Loso writes that he feels like a rock star whenever he enters Madhouse. I am sure that's a sensation shared by many Mzungu expats or tourists in Kenya (and I've got to admit: that goes for me as well every now and then, even though I know the real score).
On the other hand, I can relate as well to what you describe as the attitude of many High Flyer African ladies. To me, it's just the other side of the same coin: now that they have THE POWER, a good number of them feel the need to make up in a hurry for so many of their Sistas having been on the receiving end for so long. Good Luck to them and Bless their Hearts for these possibly very sincere sentiments, but my experience has been (and I have been around for a while) that ultimately what determines how they react to you is not so much the color of your skin or your accent but whether you have substance or not. Believe you me, these high flyer girls have met so many fakes in their short lives (and very often Black Fakes!) that they are much more open-minded privately than they care to admit in public.
Remember: the mind is everybody's biggest sex organ, never mind your social status or the color of your skin.
Headed for Nairobi guys
I will be there in a few days. PM if you like to have a few beers.
I know Nairobi well
Thought you may like to know that Madhouse apparently will stay open. Its lease has been renewed for 3 years.
I am now the proud owner of a "Florida Madhouse needs YOU" T-shirt. Although I am not sure where I will wear it!
Also, I wonder if I have a record? I was asked for 10,000 shillings for a terrible handjob!!! She turned quite aggressive when I fell about laughing.
I find I am getting less and less out of the pro's and getting much better return on my effort by investing a bit of time and money on total amateurs. They don't take a lot of effort and the rewards are usually in a different league in my experience.
[QUOTE=LustyHombre]Ze Gato,
I share your reaction to WB's comments, and I concur with you that many Mzungu mongerers in Kenya are obviously trying very hard to compensate for some inferiority complex or other. However, I suggest you think yourself into the mocassins of an unsophisticated retired expat pulling a pension of 2, 000 Euros or whatever; not much if you live in Europe but an almost princely sum if you move to Mwtapa or Ukunda; pretty hard not to feel like you are God's gift to a poor girl who has bills to pay and kids and parents and other extended family to look after and who is smart enough to blow sugar up a guy's ass and makes him feel like he is waking up under a Christmas tree every morning!
Loso writes that he feels like a rock star whenever he enters Madhouse. I am sure that's a sensation shared by many Mzungu expats or tourists in Kenya (and I've got to admit: that goes for me as well every now and then, even though I know the real score).
On the other hand, I can relate as well to what you describe as the attitude of many High Flyer African ladies. To me, it's just the other side of the same coin: now that they have THE POWER, a good number of them feel the need to make up in a hurry for so many of their Sistas having been on the receiving end for so long. Good Luck to them and Bless their Hearts for these possibly very sincere sentiments, but my experience has been (and I have been around for a while) that ultimately what determines how they react to you is not so much the color of your skin or your accent but whether you have substance or not. Believe you me, these high flyer girls have met so many fakes in their short lives (and very often Black Fakes!) that they are much more open-minded privately than they care to admit in public.
Remember: the mind is everybody's biggest sex organ, never mind your social status or the color of your skin.[/QUOTE]Dear member,
Please stop your personal attacks in this forum. If you still need to have do it through private mail. Members Others do not have to read this nonsense. I do not write on the forum as it is for a person-oriented
[QUOTE=Kc Me]Thought you may like to know that Madhouse apparently will stay open. Its lease has been renewed for 3 years.
I am now the proud owner of a "Florida Madhouse needs YOU" T-shirt. Although I am not sure where I will wear it!
Also, I wonder if I have a record? I was asked for 10,000 shillings for a terrible handjob!!! She turned quite aggressive when I fell about laughing.
I find I am getting less and less out of the pro's and getting much better return on my effort by investing a bit of time and money on total amateurs. They don't take a lot of effort and the rewards are usually in a different league in my experience.[/QUOTE]I couldn't put it any better. The non-pros & semi pros give much better service, @ much lower costs not to mention that repeat performances are guaranteed. Of cos I'm still a sucker for the smart pros who take time to seduce me instead of me seducing them. I find that when a pro does the chasing, she is much more willing to go the extra mile to give a good performance. Whenever i do the chasing, a large majority do it like a job rather than pleasure. I'm in the bar catching a few drinks & hoping to land a stunner given that tis only monday. Simmers dont let me down!
Hello, fellow hunters,
I'll be in Nairobi next week for a badly needed (and well-deserved, I might add) holiday from work. Anyone want to hook up for a beer and canvasing for lovely chicas, please pm me. I'd rather not go everywhere alone.
All the best.
Tg
[QUOTE=Kc Me]... Also, I wonder if I have a record? I was asked for 10,000 shillings for a terrible handjob!!! She turned quite aggressive when I fell about laughing...
[/QUOTE]
well, indeed a ridiculous rice, but maybe she would have had accepted 3000 KHS for LT if you had asked? Just wondering!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]you bet your life, that works even in a couple of hours! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]
Hesekiels is correct. There are women everywhere and they dig white guys (I wil assume you are white).
Create a profile on tagged.com. I suggest you upload a picture of yourself. Then use their search tool to find women in Kenya. You will meet many women this way, who will fuck you gladly for free. Dinners are appreciated, just make them feel good about themselves.
With respect to previously positive report(s) re the Kenya Comfort Hotel and Dev Towers here's a slightly differing opinion:
A) Kenya Comfort Hotel - $65.00usd for a double in that hotel is robbery without a gun. There are MUCH better options avail in Nairobi. This shit-hole (booked for me by a friend) drove me right back to the Central Park Hotel in short order - in my opinion the best hotel in town for the price...
B) Dev Towers (massage establishments - all floors) - If you go there expecting such things as DFK and BBBJ's as previously reported here, don't be surprised if you find only "limited contact" and "covered" services avail. On the other hand (pardon the pun), if getting a massage and a hand job for 2-3k (or whatever they can get away with) by a 5/10 or 6/10 caliber girl is your thing, then go for it...
[QUOTE=Premier1]With respect to previously positive report(s) re the Kenya Comfort Hotel and Dev Towers here's a slightly differing opinion:
A) Kenya Comfort Hotel. $65. 00usd for a double in that hotel is robbery without a gun. There are MUCH better options avail in Nairobi. This shit-hole (booked for me by a friend) drove me right back to the Central Park Hotel in short order. In my opinion the best hotel in town for the price.
B) Dev Towers (massage establishments. All floors). If you go there expecting such things as DFK and BBBJ's as previously reported here, don't be surprised if you find only "limited contact" and "covered" services avail. On the other hand (pardon the pun), if getting a massage and a hand job for 2-3k (or whatever they can get away with) by a 5/10 or 6/10 caliber girl is your thing, then go for it.[/QUOTE]I liked Kenya Comfort. Good security. Al-Jazeera news 24/7 (the only tv station that worked, actually). Made out with the elevator girl (Esther?) every time I saw her in the elevator and would have met had my dance card been less full.
No doubt the DEV service is variable. When I had my two-girl session (5th floor, I believe) I got DFK from both but no BBBJ.
My massage-and-sex was DFK and BBBJ (3d floor, if I am not mistaken).
Caveat emptor.
[QUOTE=Zircon]Hesekiels is correct. There are women everywhere and they dig white guys (I wil assume you are white).
Create a profile on tagged.com. I suggest you upload a picture of yourself. Then use their search tool to find women in Kenya. You will meet many women this way, who will fuck you gladly for free. Dinners are appreciated, just make them feel good about themselves.[/QUOTE]If you think that girls from datingsites tagged or afro ...fuck for free ,than you make super big misthake (it are internet malayas) Only the sun going up for free in Kenya .Contakts from internet are 3 thimes more expensif than disco girls .Pay to the point end aet your dinner alloon.
[QUOTE=Willyboy] ...fuck for free, then you make super big mistake ...[/QUOTE]
Willyboy:
I am pretty sure all of us know that there are no free lunches! For pros, semi-pros and even for 'local girlfriends' you have to pay either way!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Willyboy]If you think that girls from datingsites tagged or afro. Fuck for free, than you make super big misthake (it are internet malayas) Only the sun going up for free in Kenya. Contakts from internet are 3 thimes more expensif than disco girls. Pay to the point end aet your dinner alloon.[/QUOTE]Just think Willyboy,
How can a malaya pay for a laptop and safaricom modum? Do you really think they are in a cyber late at night? No! Right! It is the higher price (up to 10 X) they get from their clients. Wand to pay too much for a fake profile on Tagged or Hi5? Try them. You get hooked up with a STD or a boyfriend hosting his girlfriend's profile.
Kenya is full of ladies willing to have an extra. Try the waitress, in an office or customer care centre of safaricom. Or go for a pro and get ripped off.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Contakts from internet are 3 thimes more expensif than disco girls[/QUOTE]Wb,
Please consider that yours is not the only reality. And that others' realities may not be so rigid or susceptible to silly observations like the one you have written above.
Met many girls in Kenya through Afro and had my way with them, paying for NOTHING aside from drinks/dinner and cab fare (sometimes mine, sometimes theirs). And had many wondrous cultural experiences to boot.
It's a wild and woolly world out there, man. And your experience of it may be somewhat limited or influenced based on your unique financial bias/approach to carnal pleasure.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Wb,
Please consider that yours is not the only reality. And that others' realities may not be so rigid or susceptible to silly observations like the one you have written above.
Met many girls in Kenya through Afro and had my way with them, paying for NOTHING aside from drinks/dinner and cab fare (sometimes mine, sometimes theirs). And had many wondrous cultural experiences to boot.
It's a wild and woolly world out there, man. And your experience of it may be somewhat limited or influenced based on your unique financial bias/approach to carnal pleasure.[/QUOTE]Kenya girls neeting money from older mzungu, not his sympathy. In the hart of kenya girls. Mzungus are white pigs with money. To many mzungus are to naief to andestanding this. The real love of kenya girl is black man with big dick. But terribel. No money. White man for the money. Black man for the big love. Sex for free after food. Maby you can giving her fake idee. I married with you end than shi will not ask money (only this) Not for your nice face.
Insite this websites. 80 procent or photos are fake. Girls are bizzy with laptop from ex sponser. To find next extra sponsers. This website are compleet corrupt. Many girls are bizzy with same profile. Many thinks are wrong. Open your eyes. Datingsites are only good when you are not in Kenya. To having one wet draem. Somethimes sister of this girl is married in europe end open profile for her famelie. Many more thinks about this fake datingsites. Find out by yourself
[quote=satyr9]wb,
please consider that yours is not the only reality. and that others' realities may not be so rigid or susceptible to silly observations like the one you have written above.
met many girls in kenya through afro and had my way with them, paying for nothing aside from drinks/dinner and cab fare (sometimes mine, sometimes theirs). and had many wondrous cultural experiences to boot.
it's a wild and woolly world out there, man. and your experience of it may be somewhat limited or influenced based on your unique financial bias/approach to carnal pleasure.[/quote]lets face it guys, kenian girls do not start f**c around only for fun, while life here in kenya is hard. they may enjoy the act but also have to pay school fees for sisters, house rent, and maintain themselves and family when there is no mzungu around.
it is true that sometimes a girl accepts to have dinner and drinks in return for free sex, or is it because she is a respective lady who does not wand to (can not) ask you? use your conscious guys. ask yourself: what is a girl expecting from you me if it is not money? girls are desperate to leave kenya and go abroad; would you think it fair, that she silently expects you to do that for her, or confront you later, while you have a different plan? you'll find out when you are at home… an email or phone call asking if you van send money, or if you can arrange a visa to your country, or if you have a friend who can marry her (if it’s not you). it would ruin my good memory; indeed sex is the mind is everybody's biggest sex organ, never mind your social status or the colour of your skin.
kenyan ladies would be very happy to exchange their social status and life standard with you, yes they do!! would you too??
the problem:
what started as an extra income for ladies, having sex with mzungu, has become one of the most rewarding industries. many intelligent schooled girls have exchanged their capabilities and made their career as a full time malaya. there is no use for education anymore, or to look for a job, wazungu men and women provide the daily need, pretty young girls are better of in the sex industry. as an indirect effect, ****d girls are being prepared by parents to get an mzungu, why would she go to school?
with no social structures in kenya such as welfare and a very big difference in income, it is self-evident that girls are exposed to greed. they can charge you very much, if it is not for daily needs there is also a fancy live, lived by many malayas, but can you blame them really?
what i am trying to say is, consider their live, their needs, their future, and reward with a fair amount. also consider the consequences.
sex industry is ruining capabilities girls can have, by not going to school, dreaming about going abroad while you do not intend to help her with that, the chance to have a decent job in kenya while she’ll never go abroad.
kenya is still a save haven where sex is accepted as an extra income by many. you have the privilege to enjoy that culture, though thing guys, what consequences your visit and fun may have to those ladies and the next generation to come. the more malayas, the higher the competition on the marked, and the higher the crime rates will be. girls trying to rip you from your belongings, setting you up with the police and the sooner the accepted privileges we now have now will be over.
accept to pay exceeding amounts, you help kenyan girls to depend on sex for the rest of their lives. you help them become greedier every time they meet a new mzungu, you help schooling to become useless, indirect you help paedophiles to enjoy in kenya indirect too.
i think willyboy is trying to tell the same story, willyboy??
Gentlemen, let's be honest, why should a young and pretty African girl provide stinking old bucks like us with free sex? Just because we are white? I would rather doubt it! :) I remember the very wise words from the great philosopher Ekspat, namely "play and pay, that's ok"! IMHO he was absolutely right!
By the way, after decades in Africa I got a 100% free service only once, but not in Kenya. Well, and this lovely Ghanaen woman I am talking about was happily married and drove with a brand new BMW on the roads of Accra while her husband was on a business trip in Dubai. No doubt she was rich and just looking for good sex in order to kill a boring afternoon! But I assume that this happens just once in a lifetime! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Even if the more economically hardcore and cynical among you are correct (and, indeed, I number myself among the least idealistic of people), then it makes sense to view the freebie experiences of myself and others as failed investments on the part of the girls.
I met whatever minimum criteria they had in order to couple with me, with the hope of some long-term or medium-term dividends, but the investment bore no fruit other than the fun they might have had being with me once or twice.
As for their penury and dire straits, I would say that if I wanted to stay with them or see them more than once or twice, then I would. And I would be willing to pay for the longer-term relationship. Seeing them once or twice, they get some nice meals and drinks out of the deal.
We shop. They fish.
What is so inconceivable or unacceptable about this view?
[QUOTE=Satyr9]
What is so inconceivable or unacceptable about this view?[/QUOTE]
nothing at all, brother!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Insite this websites. 80 procent or photos are fake. Girls are bizzy with laptop from ex sponser. To find next extra sponsers. This website are compleet corrupt. Many girls are bizzy with same profile. Many thinks are wrong. Open your eyes. Datingsites are only good when you are not in Kenya. To having one wet draem. Somethimes sister of this girl is married in europe end open profile for her famelie. Many more thinks about this fake datingsites. Find out by yourself[/QUOTE]I used afrointroductions in Ghana, Ethiopia, Uganda and Kenya. Most girls I met were not asking me for money. And I made it clear from the beginning that I am married and would not provide them with a invitation to Europe.
Some might have still have some hopes, some might have been into it for dinner, dancing in nice clubs and a good hotel room for the night, but at least two were in it for the fun of it. Most were independent with good jobes, two had a car(sorry one of these was from adultfriendfiner) and even paied for some of the bills.
Of course, if you are not able to date attractive 30ish women in your country, attractive girls younger than 25 in Africa might only be interested in you for other benefits.
100% Correct
Kenyan ladies are as any other ladies. They are looking for company, fun, sex, boyfriend and in particular an Excitement!
So Blame them just because you can't get them its better to re-assets your individual skills, capabilities and understand the limitation impose by your age and look.
JP
Hermescali
[Quote=Willyboy]Insite this websites. 80 procent or photos are fake. Girls are bizzy with laptop from ex sponser. To find next extra sponsers. This website are compleet corrupt. Many girls are bizzy with same profile. Many thinks are wrong. Open your eyes. Datingsites are only good when you are not in Kenya. To having one wet draem. Somethimes sister of this girl is married in europe end open profile for her famelie. Many more thinks about this fake datingsites. Find out by yourself
I used afrointroductions in Ghana, Ethiopia, Uganda and Kenya. Most girls I met were not asking me for money. And I made it clear from the beginning that I am married and would not provide them with a invitation to Europe.
Some might have still have some hopes, some might have been into it for dinner, dancing in nice clubs and a good hotel room for the night, but at least two were in it for the fun of it. Most were independent with good jobes, two had a car(sorry one of these was from adultfriendfiner) and even paied for some of the bills.
Of course, if you are not able to date attractive 30ish women in your country, attractive girls younger than 25 in Africa might only be interested in you for other benefits.[/quote]Please pay attention!
On a number of occassions Willyboy has been attacted here. Do you know Willyboy personally? I do.
Moreover, do you know his WIFE? I do. And if you did, you would be godsmacked, and never again you would be negative comments against Willyboy concerning women. This man just laughs with you. I wish you could see his wife. She is actually from Poland. Pure cream.
I have wanted to post this for a long long time, but never did.
Now you know.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Insite this websites. 80 procent or photos are fake. Girls are bizzy with laptop from ex sponser. To find next extra sponsers. This website are compleet corrupt. Many girls are bizzy with same profile. Many thinks are wrong. Open your eyes. Datingsites are only good when you are not in Kenya. To having one wet draem. Somethimes sister of this girl is married in europe end open profile for her famelie. Many more thinks about this fake datingsites. Find out by yourself[/QUOTE]
I concur with Willyboy. I have been using the website now for many years and have found that, while some of the girls are genuine, most of those I have encountered on the site are fake. If you use common sense, you may be able to detect the fake ones. For example, if the picture looks too good to be true (impeccable beauty), there is a good chance that the picture was hijacked from a beauty website and it is being used by an impostor.
[QUOTE=Camboblowshooter]Willyboy ... his WIFE? ... She is actually from Poland... [/QUOTE]
with all due respect, but do you think it is appropriate to disclose Willyboy's private affairs? Leave it to him to write about his family life! IMHO of course!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]with all due respect, but do you think it is appropriate to disclose Willyboy's private affairs? Leave it to him to write about his family life! IMHO of course!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]
Yes you are very right, except in my case I would tend to think that the fact that that Gal is from Poland is of no interest at all, I've had girlfriends from everywhere in Europe, USA or whatever, even if I would shag Obama's wife, who gives a damn (?), so the fact that she is from Poland is of no interest at all, except from the fact that there is a relationship here, in that in Poland the Gals are all *****s as well, lighter in skin tones, but *****s just the same. So what is your point here?
The ***** get blocked, so we are of course here talking about Malaya.
[QUOTE=Denis1960] So what is your point here?[/QUOTE]
Yes, you are right! Since his wife is not from Poland there is certainly no more point left here! :) Please excuse, brother!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Yeah, and have a good day ! :-)
Stayed Nairobi for 2weeks. Wonderful holidays
Here I report briefly about non-pro actions
Every mongers would have some fantasy for non-pros. But there must be 'cost'; time, money, patience.
I tried 3 times on the street. Just approach a nice looking girl and smile. Then fly a praise for her beauty and get phone number
100% succeed. But the followings are another story
#1 non-pro: didn't appeard at the restaurant. Just sent me a message "sorry, but my boyfriend came to work to take me home"
#2 non-pro: had a nice(and very expensive) dinner together. But refused to come to my hotel, asking 10, 000ksh(=125USD).
#3 non-pro: had a nice dinner together and came to my hotel next day. Spent 3nights with her during my stay
And I also met a chatting friend from Afro site. Her features were so so. But I really couldn't accept her way of kissing.
So didn't answered her call. But she kept calling me hundreds of times. Real stocker
My conclusion is that:
If you stay more than 10 days, give it a try. Just on the street. All that you need is bravery and manner
When the non-pro refuses to come to your hotel that night, just give up and jump to another girl
P.S.
I didn't take pics of them. Because they are not pros. But I took some pics of pros. Will post them soon.
[QUOTE=S2kylib]#2 non-pro: had a nice(and very expensive) dinner together. But refused to come to my hotel, asking 10, 000ksh(=125USD).[/QUOTE]Gentlemen:
Keep in mind: African girls are used to be f*cked very hard by their local guys! Observe how quick those guys get straight to the point when they chat up a girl in a bar, on the streets etc.! To cut a long story short. You need not wine and dine them and actually they do not even expect it (a simple Tusker would be good enough!)! Sure most of them will enjoy a nice dinner, but see what happend then to S2kylib with his #2!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Gentlemen:
Keep in mind: African girls are used to be f*cked very hard by their local guys! Observe how quick those guys get straight to the point when they chat up a girl in a bar, on the streets etc.! To cut a long story short. You need not wine and dine them and actually they do not even expect it (a simple Tusker would be good enough!)! Sure most of them will enjoy a nice dinner, but see what happend then to S2kylib with his #2!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]An alternate interpretation here is that he simply landed a harder-core, actually "pro" fish, than he at first thought while reeling her in.
I found in Nairobi that it was luck of the draw, the cards mostly dealt in my favor, and that whether sharing a beer or a meal, most times I was able to cash in with my clothes off (hers too) and without a fee to the house.
Forgive the mixing of metaphors, please.
Well, now I know. There is no difference between Kenyan Ladies and ladies in the rest of the world. I am talking non pro ladies of course. After 1 year and many worries and a lot of checking up I know that they can just be as commited to and serious about a steady long term relationship as any other woman in the world. That is even though she does not allways reap any benefits from the relationship in "wordly goods" Actualy, I would say that I am the person that reaped 90% of all benefits. Not just sex either, but caring, compassion and love.
I must say though that in all my years I have not ever met a woman like this.
I think that through my mongering ways I just got incredibly lucky to meet this person.
Enough of this tear jerker. Kenya is and allways will be a paradise for the "sporting" gentleman. Treat the ladies with respect and who knows what might happen.
Hi All,
Have been reading through several great posts in this Forum but have not seen any references to girls working in any of the hotel bars - I find this to be so handy in other countries as you meet a girl in the bar and take her up to you room........are there no girls working in any of the Nairobi hotel bars? If so, would be grateful if you could let me know which hotels.
Many thanks in advance,
Andy
Relationship between kenyan ladies and white are almost impossible. Many reasons
but the distance is to far to bridge. Kenyan ladies can fall in love with black
but not white.
Sure, is sound crazy even to me and no logic. But my experience and by talking to many ladies that separate from their European husband tells a different story.
When i lived in kenya i looked for serious stuff but the ladies can have porn grade sex but without any emotion at all. They will leave you instantly is something is not as they want.
The intellectual gap is a major problem even it they have a killer body. Any conversation more then small talk is hard to find.
In nairobi with students it was better but still the culture gap was a problem. in mombasa it is far worst.
Outside of clubs and bars in nairobi i saw the ladies eyes when they look to they affrican boyfriend. such a look can hardly find to any white even if you are 25 years old.
I have a great respect to kenyan ladies but a relationship with kenyan is more like an agreement then mutual emotion.
JP
Hi guys,
I'm only going to be in Nairobi for a couple of days and im most likely not going to have much time to monger. If some of you could pm me some numbers of WGs so that i may contact them i would be grateful.
Thanks in advance and sorry for the inconvenience.
Well, like I said, I must just have been incredibly lucky. My lady is not of one of the Kenyan tribes but Etheopian. I have never met a more soft hearted person and the intelligence is there, believe me. Things have been going rough financialy and she has been so patient and even buying me presents!
When you wake up 2am because some one is caressing your back or just holding you, I dont think that is porn movie stuff. Of course I agree that most Black ladies in the game will be there for other reasons than love. I have lived in Africa all my life so I realize there is a big gap in reasoning. When I get calls from her it is never in all this time to ask for anything, but just normal calls. Believe me, if this woman walks into any place all eyes are on her. She could have any rich guy that wants her for whatever reasons he might have. Why she sticks with me is the real question.
A : half Ugandan. 21yrs. tall(6ft) and booty. in my opinion, she is the queen of the club
N : extremely curvy. 23yrs. best attitude. willing to do everything
J1 : a clerk at cosmetics store. only show up weekends. very tall(6.1ft), but attitude is bad
J2 : half Rewandese. 26yrs. incredible tits for her short(5ft) body. attitude is so so.
S2kylib,
Pic four did it for me. Probably be the same bra-strain i had from madhouse sometime back? sure brings the "mammaries" back though. Big tits do it for me. You had me lusting all of yesterday and into the early hours of this morning. You swine, LOL. Nairobi in short time soon.
My experience with at least one Kenyan girl is different.
She is in her late 20ies and has a well paid job (150 000 +). She is tall and slim and a true beauty.
I really feel true love from her, and she supports me when it is needed. Like today, she gave me her visa card since an incoming transfer to me was late and I was going abroad.
Or maybe I am just blinded by to strong feelings.
[QUOTE=Polar1234]My experience with at least one Kenyan girl is different.
She is in her late 20ies and has a well paid job (150 000 +). She is tall and slim and a true beauty.
I really feel true love from her, and she supports me when it is needed. Like today, she gave me her visa card since an incoming transfer to me was late and I was going abroad.
Or maybe I am just blinded by to strong feelings.[/QUOTE]If you are good for a lady, they are good for you. Money is what makes ladies feel comfortable in a world with no social securities. In fact, sexually it really turns them on, more than how you look and where you are from.
Watch out when she gives you her (almost empty?) visa card. She may try to gain your trust and you might wish to return the favour later with your full loaded credit card, guess what is next?
They know how to fish with bait.
If she is well off, does she have a rich African man with a lot of connections? Does she have a lot of connections? Does she create trust with guys, later with other intentions? How does she get money, and 95% of the people are suffering in Kenya?
When you think it is serious between you, always remember that before you go ahead you must have met the parents, met with her family, probably upcountry, know her tribe customs, and (at least) be in negotiation about dowry.
Relations in Africa are social events, sometimes social a decision, not individually like in Europe.
[QUOTE=Polar1234]My experience with at least one Kenyan girl is different.
She is in her late 20ies and has a well paid job (150 000 +). She is tall and slim and a true beauty.
I really feel true love from her, and she supports me when it is needed. Like today, she gave me her visa card since an incoming transfer to me was late and I was going abroad.
Or maybe I am just blinded by to strong feelings.[/QUOTE]95 procent of workers having salery LESS than 10.000kes/month Plaese believe not all in Kenya .Salerys up to 20.000 are very rare .Only in the politiek are big salerys .Like 2.000.000 kes for the prisident +96 in parlement (this in one month)
If she has money then she fuck someone that have money.
Some rich ladies do exist but they don't need a man in their life. They keep
22 years old african with a huge cock.
This is not my opinion its what my friend from Nairobi told me. She do a marketing stuff and get 25. 000 a month. (very smart lady)
Nairobi salaries are far more then mombasa from 10, 000 to 20000.
For mombasa is from 4000 to 10000 not more.
Safer to handle C4 then to trust kenyan ladies.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]95 procent of workers having salery LESS than 10.000kes/month Plaese believe not all in Kenya .Salerys up to 20.000 are very rare .Only in the politiek are big salerys .Like 2.000.000 kes for the prisident +96 in parlement (this in one month)[/QUOTE]It is true that most Kenyans have low salaries, however there is a growing number that makes more then minimum. This particular girl is an air hostess and they are paid well.
Actually airlines like Qatar and especially Emirates employ many Kenyan girls as cabin crew.
[QUOTE=Polar1234]It is true that most Kenyans have low salaries, however there is a growing number that makes more then minimum. This particular girl is an air hostess and they are paid well.
Actually airlines like Qatar and especially Emirates employ many Kenyan girls as cabin crew.[/QUOTE]Believe me, Quatar hires Kenyan Air Hostesses because they are cheep.
Because of her job, she has contacts with a lot of Mzungus, thats where the money comes from.
Safer to handle C4 then to trust kenyan ladies.[/QUOTE]
I agree, at least you know what you are handling with a C4
Disco Florida Madhouse in Koinanga Street is closed!
[QUOTE=Expat Kenya]If she is well off, does she have a rich African man with a lot of connections? Does she have a lot of connections? Does she create trust with guys, later with other intentions? How does she get money, and 95% of the people are suffering in Kenya?
When you think it is serious between you, always remember that before you go ahead you must have met the parents, met with her family, probably upcountry, know her tribe customs, and (at least) be in negotiation about dowry.
Relations in Africa are social events, sometimes social a decision, not individually like in Europe.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your advice. I have met her parents at their home several times, (typical Kenyan middle class). We have been together for around one year. Her father claims that he is modern and is not looking for dowry, but who knows what will happen next. It could be that he is uncomfortable dealing directly with me.
It is true that a lot of muzungus approach her on the flights. I have seen her business card collection, and it is interesting to see where all the NGO / UN money is flowing. However, she is very open about it and I trust her.
Offcourse I will pay her back (She had 75 000 KSH on the card), and I pay much more for her then she does for me. However, it is very nice to have a girlfriend with money and at least for me it feels like a more balanced relationship then east african girls I have dated earlier.
I might be wrong, but I trust this girl.
Hi, I have always thought to reach Mombasa in November but now I'm thinking to reach Nairobi. Close to Mombasa there is the beach but I don't like it very much, in fact I like more Mtwapa; I have just noticed in Nairobi there is a better temperature. I don't like the heat and heat wave. If you know both, can you tell me a suggestion about Nairobi and Mombasa?
I like to know more about these towns because I don't like pro girls (I like to fuck only regualar girls) and I ask you:
1) where is easier to fuck regular girls? Mombasa or Nairobi?
2) Where fucking is cheaper? Mombasa or Nairobi?
3) What town is cheaper for 10 days staying?
4) In your opinion there is a better climate and temperature in Mtwapa or Nairobi (November)?
Thanks a lot for making clear my ideas.
[QUOTE=FoxesHunter]Hi, I have always thought to reach Mombasa in November but now I'm thinking to reach Nairobi. Close to Mombasa there is the beach but I don't like it very much, in fact I like more Mtwapa; I have just noticed in Nairobi there is a better temperature. I don't like the heat and heat wave. If you know both, can you tell me a suggestion about Nairobi and Mombasa?
I like to know more about these towns because I don't like pro girls (I like to fuck only regualar girls) and I ask you:
1) where is easier to fuck regular girls? Mombasa or Nairobi?
2) Where fucking is cheaper? Mombasa or Nairobi?
3) What town is cheaper for 10 days staying?
4) In your opinion there is a better climate and temperature in Mtwapa or Nairobi (November)?
Thanks a lot for making clear my ideas.[/QUOTE]Me too. I don't like beach life and I hate the hot temperature of Mombasa, especially when I'm sweating like a pig while I'm fucking a local beauty, but I always go to mombasa because girls approach mzungu everywhere in the streets, shops, bars, clubs. So it's very easy to find company even for a shy man like me.
I think in Mombasa it's easier because there are a lot girls that came from many places(kenya, tanzania, uganda.) just to sell pussy for Mzungu.
I don't mind fuck pro girls in Kenya because I think it's easier and often cheaper than dating "regular girls".
Even if they are "pro" they don't hurry you and they stay as long as you want instead "regular girls" usually are busy with job/school so they can't spend all the day taking care of a mzungu.
But if you don't want to fuck pro girls probably nairobi it's better because girls are there for work or study so it should be easy to find the regular one.
I spent only few time in nairobi the last November the climate was perfect no need to stick to the air-conditioner like Mombasa.
Spent 10 days in Nairobi in early June. Had a great time. I stay at three different hotels, Olive Garden in Hurlingham (Way overpriced), Country Lodge (Very nice rooms, grounds and internet. The only problem is there is no restaurant on the premises and its location) and Chester House (This will continue to be my choice when in Nairobi, nice spacious rooms, good internet, great location and restaurant). I have been in Nairobi several times over the years so I already had contacts, but I did meet a couple of new ladies on the net that I chat with for a couple months before my trip. One was a no show and the other two turned out to be really nice ladies. I will be visiting them on my next trip in October for round two. As far as bars, the Chester house is located across the street from The Madhouse so I frequented Madhouse, many women. I also enjoyed the Pizza Garden in Westlands, decent food, live music and some single women also. I am not much on discos so I visited some smaller places my lady friend knew of. It is fairly easy to pick up non pro ladies in Nairobi, just be nice. A good way in the door is a nice wine and dine nite out, afterwards will be nice action. I was told that most (not all) local men only care about themself when it comes to sex, so foreplay will truely get them aiming to please. I have always enjoyed Nairobi, other than housing it is fairly priced and good beer!
Happy Hunting,
Bulik Out
[QUOTE=Funky Gallo]
I think in Mombasa it's easier because there are a lot girls that came from many places(kenya, tanzania, uganda.) just to sell pussy for Mzungu.
[/QUOTE]
Therefore are they "pro"?
[QUOTE=Funky Gallo]
Even if they are "pro" they don't hurry you and they stay as long as you want instead "regular girls" usually are busy with job/school so they can't spend all the day taking care of a mzungu.
[/QUOTE]
Do you mean they can stay with me for one week all day?
[QUOTE=Funky Gallo]
But if you don't want to fuck pro girls probably nairobi it's better because girls are there for work or study so it should be easy to find the regular one.
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I am not clear idea about Nairobi. Is it easier to fuck a regular girl than in Mombasa?
[QUOTE=Funky Gallo]
I spent only few time in nairobi the last November the climate was perfect no need to stick to the air-conditioner like Mombasa.
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If you know both Nairobi and Mombasa, whath is your suggestion? I think Mtwapa is very cheaper than Nairobi. I am thinking right? Perhaps it is better sweating a little bit if Mtwapa is very cheaper than Nairobi. Is it true?
Thanks
Many of you are claiming that most Kenyans are poorly paid. That's true. But what about all the nasty traffic jam and flats costing 60, 000/- a month in rent? Where does that money come from? Well, those are managers / supervisors. No business can exist without them.
[QUOTE=Polar1234]Thanks for your advice. I have met her parents at their home several times, (typical Kenyan middle class). We have been together for around one year. Her father claims that he is modern and is not looking for dowry, but who knows what will happen next. It could be that he is uncomfortable dealing directly with me.
It is true that a lot of muzungus approach her on the flights. I have seen her business card collection, and it is interesting to see where all the NGO / UN money is flowing. However, she is very open about it and I trust her.
Offcourse I will pay her back (She had 75 000 KSH on the card), and I pay much more for her then she does for me. However, it is very nice to have a girlfriend with money and at least for me it feels like a more balanced relationship then east african girls I have dated earlier.
I might be wrong, but I trust this girl.[/QUOTE]As a local, I'm pretty qualified to give you advice. The dad and the girl are genuine because they're not after your money. I advice you not to date girls who aren't supporting themselves. Screw, why not? Date or marry, hell no. If she can't support herself, then chances are she has relatives who can't support themselves so you're gonna have to support a whole village.
Although most Kenyan workers are poorly paid, every business needs managers. Managers are well paid and that why traffic is a nightmare and flats costing 60,000/- a month to rent are quickly snapped up.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]An alternate interpretation here is that he simply landed a harder-core, actually "pro" fish, than he at first thought while reeling her in.
I found in Nairobi that it was luck of the draw, the cards mostly dealt in my favor, and that whether sharing a beer or a meal, most times I was able to cash in with my clothes off (hers too) and without a fee to the house.
Forgive the mixing of metaphors, please.[/QUOTE]
Like always excellently written, brother! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Hi Guys,
My first trip to Nairobi is coming up next month. I will have a week to chase the local ladies - well hopefully being chased.
If anyone is around from sept. 18th onwards and wants to join me drop me a PM.
Having most of the pages in this forum I gather Madhouse and Simmers are the main avenues. Is this still correct? Any other places?
I will also be doing a safari in Kenya and Tanzania. Any expiriences with picking up ladies (staff) at the lodges?
Junior
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Disco Florida Madhouse in Koinanga Street is closed![/QUOTE]Temporary or permanent
[QUOTE=Heymarky]Temporary or permanent[/QUOTE]
This is the golden question? chatting to a chick from Nairobi Sunday night, according to her, Madhouse has been shut by the government. It would appear to be long term. I`m sure mongers will keep us posted.
[QUOTE=Noddy]This is the golden question? chatting to a chick from Nairobi Sunday night, according to her, Madhouse has been shut by the government. It would appear to be long term. I`m sure mongers will keep us posted.[/QUOTE]It wasn't shut down by the government. The landlord wants to tear it down and put up a high rise office building so their lease wasn't renewed.
The real diamonds are all at Black Diamond these days.
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]The real diamonds are all at Black Diamond these days.[/QUOTE]
Is that the place in the street with like 4-5 clubs close to each other?
If so I found the girls there more difficult to approach. They all hang in groups with friends.
Am I wrong?
[QUOTE=Screwed Up]Is that the place in the street with like 4-5 clubs close to each other?
If so I found the girls there more difficult to approach. They all hang in groups with friends.
Am I wrong?[/QUOTE]
Just walk up to them and start talking ;)
Hi,
I will be in Nairobi Oct/Nov have at least two girls who are up for some group sex in this case two guys with one girl including Douple penetration so let me know if anybody is interested and around at that time.
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]The real diamonds are all at Black Diamond these days.[/QUOTE]
Well, but the BD is not really a w***e house like Florida and some others. For sure you can pick up girls there, but the atmosphere is more like a "normal bar". On top of that the dont let in girls below 26 years of age "unaccompanied".
[QUOTE=Mjuaji2003]It wasn't shut down by the government. The landlord wants to tear it down and put up a high rise office building so their lease wasn't renewed.[/QUOTE]NO.
Madhouse is still going strong - I was there a few minutes ago (saturday night). There was the usual crowd with 1 or stunning girls. There seemed to be lots of Chinese men - they were perhaps 50% of the male clientele. Could be a trend?
[QUOTE=Kc Me]NO.
Madhouse is still going strong - I was there a few minutes ago (saturday night). There was the usual crowd with 1 or stunning girls. There seemed to be lots of Chinese men - they were perhaps 50% of the male clientele. Could be a trend?[/QUOTE]
Are you sure that we are talking of the same "Madhouse" Florida nightclub?
Somehow I doubt it ! It was boarded up & ready for demolition last week!
[QUOTE=Gesheft]Are you sure that we are talking of the same "Madhouse" Florida nightclub?
Somehow I doubt it! It was boarded up & ready for demolition last week![/QUOTE]That's very strange. Yes we are talking about the same madhouse! I was there at the weekend, fully operational.
There were rumors in the past that it was about to be closed, but then we heard it had been reprieved. And it really was open on Saturday night! I am pretty sure I wasn't dreaming!
Well "open, closing" of Florida Madhouse is taking on the semblance of UFO conspiracy. Guess we wait for another sighting and confirmation.
[QUOTE=Noddy]Well "open, closing" of Florida Madhouse is taking on the semblance of UFO conspiracy. Guess we wait for another sighting and confirmation.[/QUOTE]OK, there is a challenge. I will take another look this weekend and try for some photos, if you don't hear from me again it will be because one of the punters didn't take kindly to being photographed there. But I guess I will need to have a copy of the current daily nation in shot to prove the date!
Greetings all,
Valentine is a very hot and bisexual lady, up for threesomes, I got her cell phone number and email if anyone is interested, she sometimes goes to simmers, Please treat her good gentlemen, she is a real nice girl, and loves screaming orgasm's. PM for her details.
Wild rover
[QUOTE=Kc Me]OK, there is a challenge. I will take another look this weekend and try for some photos, if you don't hear from me again it will be because one of the punters didn't take kindly to being photographed there. But I guess I will need to have a copy of the current daily nation in shot to prove the date![/QUOTE]
Mad house never closed. I was there for the last two weeks. The gas station is closed but the club is open and clounded as ever! It opens at around 9.00 pm until early morning
Be safe
[QUOTE=Gesheft]Are you sure that we are talking of the same "Madhouse" Florida nightclub?
Somehow I doubt it ! It was boarded up & ready for demolition last week![/QUOTE]
madhouse is open, it is the gas station that is boarded. The club is open as I sampled some girls over there. The quality has gone way down though and most of the women has been regular for at least five years....I sampled them 5 years ago
Even if we wanted to get in touch with her, we can't PM you since you are a Regular Member only.
[QUOTE=Wild Rover]Greetings all,
Valentine is a very hot and bisexual lady, up for threesomes, I got her cell phone number and email if anyone is interested, she sometimes goes to simmers, Please treat her good gentlemen, she is a real nice girl, and loves screaming orgasm's. PM for her details.
Wild rover[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ze Gato]madhouse is open, it is the gas station that is boarded. The club is open as I sampled some girls over there. The quality has gone way down though and most of the women has been regular for at least five years....I sampled them 5 years ago[/QUOTE]Any more news on Madhouse?Are the girls still going there or somewhere else?
As I will be in Nairobi from the 14th,so I will need to know where the best hunting is....
[QUOTE=Jbond]Any more news on Madhouse?Are the girls still going there or somewhere else?
As I will be in Nairobi from the 14th,so I will need to know where the best hunting is....[/QUOTE]
The club is open with a lot of girls. However, most of the action is in westland (400 KSSH from Nairobi by Taxi). I would also recomend Carnival and diamond for better quality girls. You will have fun. keep in mind that Madhouse starts happening after 10 pm.
[QUOTE=Ze Gato]The club is open with a lot of girls. However, most of the action is in westland (400 KSSH from Nairobi by Taxi). I would also recomend Carnival and diamond for better quality girls. You will have fun. keep in mind that Madhouse starts happening after 10 pm.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info,most useful for my forthcoming love safari.If you see a white mazunga,1.85 tall,fairish hair, blue eyes(I know probably not uncommon on the average night)in the chaos of Madhouse trying to work out which girl to go for come on over for a beer. As I was saying to the Mombasa guys always interesting to meet fellow hunters on their own turf.
[QUOTE=Ze Gato]The club is open with a lot of girls. However, most of the action is in westland (400 KSSH from Nairobi by Taxi). I would also recomend Carnival and diamond for better quality girls. You will have fun. keep in mind that Madhouse starts happening after 10 pm.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the sanity check! Yes Madhouse is open and still hopping.
By Carnival I am guessing you mean Carnivore. Personally I loathe and detest Carnivore, it is overpriced and full of self-important pretentious whites and wannabees. It is not in Westlands but on Langata road close to Wilson Airport.
By Diamond I assume you mean Black Diamond. One of the currently very popular clubs in Westlands. Can be good fun, but can also be a lot of work for a simple hook up. There are many clubs within spitting distance and at night the whole area is absolutely heaving with every kind of person.
[QUOTE=Jbond]Thanks for the info,most useful for my forthcoming love safari.If you see a white mazunga,1.85 tall,fairish hair, blue eyes(I know probably not uncommon on the average night)in the chaos of Madhouse trying to work out which girl to go for come on over for a beer. As I was saying to the Mombasa guys always interesting to meet fellow hunters on their own turf.[/QUOTE]Drop a message here when you are around, I have never met up with a like minded person, but it could be interesting.
By the way, that is mzungu, not mazunga! Although in fact, one thing I have learned is that appearing a naive and dumb tourist is the right strategy. The girls treat you like you are stupid which gives some advantage (if you are not stupid that is!) In fact I speak pretty good swahili but never admit to that, I love to listen to myself being talked about, it gives a distinct edge in negotiations. And when you eventually respond in swahili, or better still kikuyu, the effect is hilarious!
[QUOTE=Kc Me]Thanks for the sanity check! Yes Madhouse is open and still hopping.
By Carnival I am guessing you mean Carnivore. Personally I loathe and detest Carnivore, it is overpriced and full of self-important pretentious whites and wannabees. It is not in Westlands but on Langata road close to Wilson Airport.
By Diamond I assume you mean Black Diamond. One of the currently very popular clubs in Westlands. Can be good fun, but can also be a lot of work for a simple hook up. There are many clubs within spitting distance and at night the whole area is absolutely heaving with every kind of person.
Drop a message here when you are around, I have never met up with a like minded person, but it could be interesting.
By the way, that is mzungu, not mazunga! Although in fact, one thing I have learned is that appearing a naive and dumb tourist is the right strategy. The girls treat you like you are stupid which gives some advantage (if you are not stupid that is!) In fact I speak pretty good swahili but never admit to that, I love to listen to myself being talked about, it gives a distinct edge in negotiations. And when you eventually respond in swahili, or better still kikuyu, the effect is hilarious![/QUOTE]Yes, apologies mazungu it is. Perfect, my thoughts were for the evening of the 15th Simmers from 10pm and Madhouse a couple of hours later. That is the itinerary for the evening and I will let you all know only if that changes or unless there is an amazing alternative.
I want a relatively easy first couple of evenings and I thought Madhouse would give me that in terms of picking a hottie up. I always think if you appear too dumb or naive, a malaya will try and up the rate before she lets you hide the sausage with her!
[QUOTE=Jbond]Yes, apologies mazungu it is. Perfect, my thoughts were for the evening of the 15th Simmers from 10pm and Madhouse a couple of hours later. That is the itinerary for the evening and I will let you all know only if that changes or unless there is an amazing alternative.
I want a relatively easy first couple of evenings and I thought Madhouse would give me that in terms of picking a hottie up. I always think if you appear too dumb or naive, a malaya will try and up the rate before she lets you hide the sausage with her![/QUOTE]Sorry, thats no good for me I will be out of town for most of the rest of September.
That itinerary will certainly find you plenty of malayas, if you are lucky you may find some hot/fun girls among them. Jienjoy!
I agree, don't look like a total idiot, but if you seem too confident and knowledgeable in the environment they get very wary of you; I guess they realise there is zero chance of hooking you as a long term 'sponsor'/husband/ticket out of there. I find saying 'jambo' is the perfect starting point. No Kenyan ever says jambo except to a tourist and so by using the word you are declaring yourself to be friendly, harmless, willing to try but distinctly naive.
[sorry to continue to be picky!! But its mzungu (singular) and wazungu (plural).]
Ok guys,
I am thinking about taking a trip to Nairobi around the 6-10 of October and staying for 1-2 weeks.
I will probably go to Mombasa after some days of arriving in NBO.
Let me know if you'd like to hook up for some beers and meeting some nice girls.
I have extensive knowledge of Nairobi, where to eat, where to have fun, and where to go looking for pros and "non"-pros.
Hello,
I have to stay on the budget and I like to know how much Nairobi is more expensive than Mombasa for sex, food, entertainment, living for 10 days, etc, etc, etc.
I'm waiting detailed news.
Thank you.
[QUOTE=Best Fucking]Hello,
I have to stay on the budget and I like to know how much Nairobi is more expensive than Mombasa for sex, food, entertainment, living for 10 days, etc, etc, etc.
I'm waiting detailed news.
Thank you.[/QUOTE]
Nairobi is cheaper if not free.
[QUOTE=Ze Gato]Nairobi is cheaper if not free.[/QUOTE]I think you like to make a joke. ;)
Is it cheaper for pro girls too? But I think living in Nairobi is more expensive than Mombasa.
[QUOTE=Best Fucking]Hello,
I have to stay on the budget and I like to know how much Nairobi is more expensive than Mombasa for sex, food, entertainment, living for 10 days, etc, etc, etc.
I'm waiting detailed news.
Thank you.[/QUOTE]Take enough money with you for one Kenya visit. Remember, in kenya. Only the sun going up for free.
[QUOTE=Ze Gato]Nairobi is cheaper if not free.[/QUOTE]Was in Nairobi for two weeks in May. Scored eight chicks (not counting MP experiences) and never paid for more than meals, drinks and cab fare (either for them or for me).
Glorious two weeks.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Was in Nairobi for two weeks in May. Scored eight chicks (not counting MP experiences) and never paid for more than meals, drinks and cab fare (either for them or for me).
Glorious two weeks.[/QUOTE]Are you proud of these poor girls to have sex for free?
Originally Posted by Best Fucking
Hello,
I have to stay on the budget and I like to know how much Nairobi is more expensive than Mombasa for sex, food, entertainment, living for 10 days, etc, etc, etc.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Was in Nairobi for two weeks in May. Scored eight chicks (not counting MP experiences) and never paid for more than meals, drinks and cab fare (either for them or for me).
Glorious two weeks.[/QUOTE]Along time ago I heard an old Chinese saying: Without money where can u go?
These 2 guys just give the answer.
I want to make my apolagises for the rest who is not freeriding.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Are you proud of these poor girls to have sex for free?[/QUOTE]I am not proud. Nor were they scandalized or in any way abused or mistreated.
They ate and drank well, appeared to have a lovely time (as did I) and I am still in touch with a few.
For most of the rest of us, not everything is solely about commerce in every moment and in every thought, WB.
Or, in terms you might understand, they saw/see me as a potential long-term investment which simply failed to materialize without incurring a substantial loss on their end.
Is that easier for you?
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Are you proud of these poor girls to have sex for free?[/QUOTE]
WB:
wow, what an amazing post from you! I was thinking that you are Kenya's greatest cost cutter!? :) No offence, brother! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Satyr9]I am not proud. Nor were they scandalized or in any way abused or mistreated.
They ate and drank well, appeared to have a lovely time (as did I) and I am still in touch with a few.
For most of the rest of us, not everything is solely about commerce in every moment and in every thought, WB.
Or, in terms you might understand, they saw/see me as a potential long-term investment which simply failed to materialize without incurring a substantial loss on their end.
Is that easier for you?[/QUOTE]I believe what WB was trying to say is that he, the king of low cost mongering personified, would feel ashamed of taking advantage of these girls by not giving them ANY CASH.
That's a noble sentiment I fully support and applaud.
Let's face the facts: many girls, whether pro or semi-pro, will genuinely appreciate a good meal + drinks + the company of somebody with a sophisticated farengi background. BUT they live the demi monde life mainly to earn a living. They need cash to pay for stuff; a burp with a whiff of Sauce Bearnaise in it and the lingering aftertaste of a bottle of Pinot Noir won't do.
Satyr's trip reports as well as his subsequent posts suggest that he didn't come here to select a bride. Yet he seems to acknowledge that he may have created false hopes in the hearts of some babes. If he intentionally misled some girls to believe that he is looking for more than a free f**k, then I would say: Shame on You!
[QUOTE=LustyHombre]I believe what WB was trying to say is that he, the king of low cost mongering personified, would feel ashamed of taking advantage of these girls by not giving them ANY CASH.
That's a noble sentiment I fully support and applaud.
Let's face the facts: many girls, whether pro or semi-pro, will genuinely appreciate a good meal + drinks + the company of somebody with a sophisticated farengi background. BUT they live the demi monde life mainly to earn a living. They need cash to pay for stuff; a burp with a whiff of Sauce Bearnaise in it and the lingering aftertaste of a bottle of Pinot Noir won't do.
Satyr's trip reports as well as his subsequent posts suggest that he didn't come here to select a bride. Yet he seems to acknowledge that he may have created false hopes in the hearts of some babes. If he intentionally misled some girls to believe that he is looking for more than a free f**k, then I would say: Shame on You![/QUOTE]Piffle.
Had I lied or led girls on, you'd be right.
But I never did and never would.
And had I actually found a keeper I would have kept her. And paid.
The notion that a non-pro necessarily be paid actually objectifies and denigrates her in ways which actually reimbursing her do not. It suggests she is less than human and cannot appreciate a night out without expectation of recompense.
@ [QUOTE=Satyr9]Piffle.
Had I lied or led girls on, you'd be right.
But I never did and never would.
And had I actually found a keeper I would have kept her. And paid.
The notion that a non-pro necessarily be paid actually objectifies and denigrates her in ways which actually reimbursing her do not. It suggests she is less than human and cannot appreciate a night out without expectation of recompense.[/QUOTE]You qualify them less human if they would take a few shilling after a night out with you?
What all the men on this planet would like, is for u, to tell us how to see the difference on a girls face between a pro and non-pro my friend?
You stated yourself you don't lie to the girls but I don't think you tell them the truth otherwise no girl who get with u if the knew that all they would get is a night out and some food for their pussy.
[QUOTE=Bajoe2011]at You qualify them less human if they would take a few shilling after a night out with you?
What all the men on this planet would like, is for u, to tell us how to see the difference on a girls face between a pro and non-pro my friend?
You stated yourself you don't lie to the girls but I don't think you tell them the truth otherwise no girl who get with you if the knew that all they would get is a night out and some food for their pussy.[/QUOTE]I must say that I don't know what "the truth" is when I take a girl out. Don't know if it's for a few hours, or a night or a week. It is almost always just for a few hours, but I do not rule out longer.
So which "truth" am I to tell her?
I never lie and, in fact, let her know that there will always be other women in addition to her. I think many appreciate the honesty.
And while we are on the subject, should I get angry with her for deviating from your rules of behavior when she takes offense when I offer her money? (It happened more than once to me).
[QUOTE=Bajoe2011]at You qualify them less human if they would take a few shilling after a night out with you?
What all the men on this planet would like, is for u, to tell us how to see the difference on a girls face between a pro and non-pro my friend?
You stated yourself you don't lie to the girls but I don't think you tell them the truth otherwise no girl who get with you if the knew that all they would get is a night out and some food for their pussy.[/QUOTE]Pro girls have fancy hairstyle, ask for much alcohol for themselves and friends, blackberry mobile at least with facebook, aggressive all-over-your-body approach, and dress indecent.
Semi pro or occasional girls dress more descent, normal phone, careful approach.
Non-pro (don't go looking in a bar or restaurant) no approach, maybe a simple phone, descent dressing, not asking any money or presents.
Free sex with with no less than 8 ladies is however shameful I think. Non-pros do not ask any money, but maybe they expect a bit appreciation which would be fair my friend! If they were profs, no way you got 8 of them offering you free sex, keep on dreaming. Semi-profs than?
Well, they have your contacts so expect a begging letter, call or sms at any time from now.
I question your integrity like WB.
[QUOTE=Bajoe2011...how to see the difference on a girls face between a pro and non-pro ...[/QUOTE]
Well, that's indeed a very good question and after many years in Africa I fear it's 'mission impossible!'
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Piffle.
Had I lied or led girls on, you'd be right.
But I never did and never would.
And had I actually found a keeper I would have kept her. And paid.
The notion that a non-pro necessarily be paid actually objectifies and denigrates her in ways which actually reimbursing her do not. It suggests she is less than human and cannot appreciate a night out without expectation of recompense.[/QUOTE]Satyr,
I don't want to get involved in a hair splitting contest here, but I fail to recognize the logic behind your argument " Had I found a keeper. I would have paid (her) " versus suggesting that paying a non-keeper objectifies and dehumanizes her. If you are worried about how you come across toward a non-keeper, I would expect you to be much more concerned about the impression you make on a girl you'd like to see again.
My attitude has always been that I pay a non-keeper as little as I can get away with whereas I am more generous with whoever I want to repeat with. BUT they both get cash in order to get the message across that this is purely a business arrangement without any emotional involvement on my part.
Hi,
I am in Nairobi at the moment and unfortunately not very impressed with the local ladies.
As I have other commitments while here I prefer to use the pro or atleast semi-pro places. So far I have been using Madhouse as it allows me to go in, have a look at the ladies while having a G&T or two and then leave with a lady within an hour or two. However the results have been far from impressive.
First night, picked Emma a hairdresser and clearly a semi-pro at best. She was very nice and quite civil, but unfortunately useless in bed.
Second night, picked Florence - works in moms shop, clearly a bit more of a pro. She is nice and ok in bed, even got a decent rimming and CIM. Nice braided hair which I like. Will repeat as she is the best I have had in Kenya so far.
Third night - utter disaster. Picked Nancy, nice enough in the club but did smell a bit too much of cigarettes. In the car back to the hotel she started uttering incoherent ramblings about god - that always spells trouble. Once we got to the room things got even worse. She started crying and sobing about her life, a western working in Doha who no longer emailed her ... I felt like I had entering the twilight zone or some weird roleplaying with me as Dr. Phil and her as a destirbed woman. So after about 15 minutes or so I asked her to leave, but the sob story just continued. I had to treaten to call security before I could get her to leave. When I walked her back to the reception she started to hug me and said she wanted to take care of me - fat chance - I rather sleep alone than to hear anymore miserable stories.
The hunt shall continue, although I am tempted just to hire Florence from the second night for the remainder of my stay.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]I must say that I don't know what "the truth" is when I take a girl out. Don't know if it's for a few hours, or a night or a week. It is almost always just for a few hours, but I do not rule out longer.
So which "truth" am I to tell her?
I never lie and, in fact, let her know that there will always be other women in addition to her. I think many appreciate the honesty.
And while we are on the subject, should I get angry with her for deviating from your rules of behavior when she takes offense when I offer her money? (It happened more than once to me).[/QUOTE]I don't want to be diggin in defenitions "truth, lies and deviating". It would make on feel better if a girl no matter her status (1hr/wk/yr) gets something
So that she can materialezed some of her basic necessity. What you posted that on multi occaisson you just pay for food, taxi and girl's even refuse to take money after you offered to them makes you one goddam special Guy on this
Forum. No you don't have to ask the answer is I'm not jealous of you.
I just operate with a norm called code of respect.
I heard this place closed down?
Is it true, or is it still open?
Any one been with this emmie gal of late? Used to be my favorite semi-pro house call a long while back. Can see she has a website now (guess the fibre optic cable is having some tangible effects on all spheres of life in Narobi)
[QUOTE=Expat Kenya]Pro girls have fancy hairstyle, ask for much alcohol for themselves and friends, blackberry mobile at least with facebook, aggressive all-over-your-body approach, and dress indecent.
Semi pro or occasional girls dress more descent, normal phone, careful approach.
Non-pro (don't go looking in a bar or restaurant) no approach, maybe a simple phone, descent dressing, not asking any money or presents.
Free sex with with no less than 8 ladies is however shameful I think. Non-pros do not ask any money, but maybe they expect a bit appreciation which would be fair my friend! If they were profs, no way you got 8 of them offering you free sex, keep on dreaming. Semi-profs than?
Well, they have your contacts so expect a begging letter, call or sms at any time from now.
I question your integrity like WB.[/QUOTE]Speak my brother, speak! What you have said is RIGHT ON!
Expat Kenya's reasoning is very wise & spoken from a true veteran of african girls. Having lived in africa myself this is exactly the way I see the different levels of african women. To my own experience in africa, nothing is free in Africa (or most other places on this earth for that matter).
[QUOTE=Bajoe2011]I don't want to be diggin in defenitions "truth, lies and deviating". It would make on feel better if a girl no matter her status (1hr/wk/yr) gets something
So that she can materialezed some of her basic necessity. What you posted that on multi occaisson you just pay for food, taxi and girl's even refuse to take money after you offered to them makes you one goddam special Guy on this
Forum. No you don't have to ask the answer is I'm not jealous of you.
I just operate with a norm called code of respect.[/QUOTE]For violating the unwritten rule that African women need to be reimbursed for sex, even if they request that it not be done.
For treating them as equals.
For enjoying myself.
A jaded bunch here on the Kenya board. In more ways than one.
[QUOTE=Azeb 411]I heard this place closed down?
Is it true, or is it still open?[/QUOTE]
I have been there three times in the past week. Still open every night.
Junior
[QUOTE=LustyHombre]Satyr,
I don't want to get involved in a hair splitting contest here, but I fail to recognize the logic behind your argument " Had I found a keeper. I would have paid (her) " versus suggesting that paying a non-keeper objectifies and dehumanizes her. If you are worried about how you come across toward a non-keeper, I would expect you to be much more concerned about the impression you make on a girl you'd like to see again.
My attitude has always been that I pay a non-keeper as little as I can get away with whereas I am more generous with whoever I want to repeat with. BUT they both get cash in order to get the message across that this is purely a business arrangement without any emotional involvement on my part.[/QUOTE]That’s the right way to do it Lusty. No matter if she accepts money or not, the deal is crystal clear for both! No emotional attachments and onto the next girl as free munger.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]For violating the unwritten rule that African women need to be reimbursed for sex, even if they request that it not be done.
For treating them as equals.
For enjoying myself.
A jaded bunch here on the Kenya board. In more ways than one.[/QUOTE]Satyr9, how do you define ‘equality’?
By making it a contest, the winner malaya may be rewarded as a keeper and gets paid after you’ve fucked 7 others for free who did not pass your test? If malayas knew you’d be coming to Kenya with intention to fuck 8 fellow ladies without any commitments or reward, you wouldn’t have fucked at all my friend. Try it again another time and you’ll meet the true nature of some of those ladies. You've played with fire!
At least you’ve enjoyed Kenyan cuisine.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]For violating the unwritten rule that African women need to be reimbursed for sex, even if they request that it not be done.
For treating them as equals.
For enjoying myself.
A jaded bunch here on the Kenya board. In more ways than one.[/QUOTE]Don't sweat it Satyr9. I think everyone is just debating this interesting topic you brought up & not attacking you. You don't owe anyone an apology IMHO. What you did (fucking poor african girls for free) is not a crime. Most mongers here have probably fucked all over the world and every guy everywhere has tried to get pussy for free no doubt.
I for one, thank you for sharing your experiences & that is what this board is all about & keeps us coming back. As long as you didn't lead on the girls emotionally I don't think its wrong to fuck for free. However, I know from experience if you are a good looking mzungu in kenya most of the girls will want you as a boyfriend if they are going to fuck you, or else they will like to have some help (money, gifts, etc). The girls become attached to a mzungu quickly as in texting you & bombarding you with emails or unannounced visits. If they are not looking to a mzungu as a boyfriend why would they fuck him for free & risk disease, pregnancy, social stigma, etc?
I think it is a fantasy for us to believe that africa is filled with hot black chicks who crave white dick because it is "different" or "a fantasy" this is just a fallacy.
But nevertheless, fucking 8 girls in kenya for free is an admirable accomplishment and I can't imagine they are just jumping into bed with a mzungu just because we are young & good looking, because for me, I'm in my 30's, an athlete, very good looking, etc and it actually seemed to work against me. The girls were more shy I think & they wanted to be my girlfriend or wife & I had to lie just to keep from seeing them everyday. But I always gave them something as another monger said "to insure they knew this was strictly business". Maybe we just could learn alot about "dating" women from Satyr9 on how to do this properly without paying.
Even in america, it is VERY difficult to find & fuck nice girls for FREE. I have lived in LA, San Diego & Houston & even as an athlete & girls all around me, it is not easy to just get them to fuck as "friends" knowing they get nothing out of it in return. So how is "treating them as an equal" have anything to do with it?
I'm not attacking you because I like & respect your info & please keep up your fucking in africa & please tell us how to do it on the cheap if you don't mind. And if you ever think a girl is maybe wanting or needing something but she is just too respectful to ask you directly, then just offer her something as a "present" and maybe she will take it without offense if you do it in a nice way.
This may help to keep the african girls coming back to all of us mzungus in the future instead of avoiding us which is really the heart of this discussion if we really think about it.
Good luck to all,
Smallworld
[QUOTE=Satyr9]My apologies to all for violating the unwritten rule that African women need to be reimbursed for sex, even if they request that it not be done. For treating them as equals. For enjoying myself. A jaded bunch here on the Kenya board. In more ways than one.[/QUOTE]
indeed a very smart post, brother! :) Keep the pen active!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Mid-40's. Fit and reasonably good looking.
Shy around women at the beginning, though quick to open up.
Nothing to learn from me about dating.
Met almost all the girls on Afrointroductions.
Money was neither requested, nor seemed expected and was on two occasions outright rejected when spontaneously offered, even though proffered subtly (I thought) and in the guise of future gift purchase/visa-fee deferral, etc.
Due to work I will have to stay some few nights at Coutnry Lodge in nairobi. Does anyone know if it is GF or....?
Thanks in advance.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Mid-40's. Fit and reasonably good looking.
Shy around women at the beginning, though quick to open up.
Nothing to learn from me about dating.
Met almost all the girls on Afrointroductions.
Money was neither requested, nor seemed expected and was on two occasions outright rejected when spontaneously offered, even though proffered subtly (I thought) and in the guise of future gift purchase/visa-fee deferral, etc.[/QUOTE]Yes, afrointroductions can be a gold mine. I used it too and each african country I visited I already had like 5 or 6 numbers of girls waiting. Most of them I was never able to call because I kept running out of time & some of them I sent away due to bad looks/hygiene (with no money). However, the ones I fucked they also NEVER asked me for money. Usually as they were leaving I would just say here is some extra money for your taxi or tro-tro (ghana) or matutu (kenya, uganda) and I would insist they take it (usually equivalent of 20 or 30 USA dollars in local currency) and they always would.
I guess it is just IMHO that the girls on afrointroductions are looking for a boyfriend or sponsor or maybe a foreigner husband to change their lifestyle for the future (I think this is for many their dream) so I think maybe they (even the ones that don't ask for money) might be left disappointed once the mazungu leaves or stops calling them & they got nothing out of it except for a night out of fun with an interesting mzungu foreigner? And if they are left with a feeling of emptiness maybe they will not venture onto afrointroductions anymore or get into bed with the next mzungu (or obruni/west africa)?
Nevertheless, I can't wait for my next trip to africa, my top 3 cities are: kampala/uganda, accra/ghana & nairobi/kenya. All are FUN to be had! I will for sure be using afrointroductions beforehand & I also heard about the website 'tagged' and might try that too.
Good luck & keep up the posts!
SW
[QUOTE=Smallworld21]Yes, afrointroductions can be a gold mine. I used it too and each african country I visited I already had like 5 or 6 numbers of girls waiting. Most of them I was never able to call because I kept running out of time & some of them I sent away due to bad looks/hygiene (with no money). However, the ones I fucked they also NEVER asked me for money. Usually as they were leaving I would just say here is some extra money for your taxi or tro-tro (ghana) or matutu (kenya, uganda) and I would insist they take it (usually equivalent of 20 or 30 USA dollars in local currency) and they always would.
I guess it is just IMHO that the girls on afrointroductions are looking for a boyfriend or sponsor or maybe a foreigner husband to change their lifestyle for the future (I think this is for many their dream) so I think maybe they (even the ones that don't ask for money) might be left disappointed once the mazungu leaves or stops calling them & they got nothing out of it except for a night out of fun with an interesting mzungu foreigner? And if they are left with a feeling of emptiness maybe they will not venture onto afrointroductions anymore or get into bed with the next mzungu (or obruni/west africa)?
Nevertheless, I can't wait for my next trip to africa, my top 3 cities are: kampala/uganda, accra/ghana & nairobi/kenya. All are FUN to be had! I will for sure be using afrointroductions beforehand & I also heard about the website 'tagged' and might try that too.
Good luck & keep up the posts!
SW[/QUOTE]Plaese explain to my. You pay 20 or 30 dollar for taxi or I pay 20 or 30 dollar for sex direktly. Wath is the different? You end my. Paying for same think. Sex
I stayed the Country Lodge back in May and had no problems brining ladies in. Although I reserve a double occupacy room so there would be no troubles. Nice rooms but just too far away from everything. I liked the city center better.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Plaese explain to my. You pay 20 or 30 dollar for taxi or I pay 20 or 30 dollar for sex direktly. Wath is the different? You end my. Paying for same think. Sex[/QUOTE]I am talking about the girls who do not ask for money or are too shy. If it is a non-pro who I know won't ask me for money because she wants me as a boyfriend I cannot say to her "take this money for having sex with me" or she will be offended & maybe could get angry. So, instead of fucking her & leaving her with nothing, I tell her to "take this money & use it for your taxi or tro-tro or matutu, or gift, etc" so that way she at least gets something. This is my point that if the girl does not ask for anything it does not mean we should not give her anything. It doesn't mean every time I fuck the non-pro I give her 20 or 30 dollars just it depends how many times I am seeing her and what we do or if we go out and also her situation, etc. There are many variables but I am not proud of myself if I just meet a bunch of chicks in africa and fuck them all for free. I am only talking about non-pros & not pros. With a pro I will negotiate up front and will never listen to their stories & I will negotiate hardline for the bottom price. I would rather give money more easy to a non-pro to keep her coming back.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Plaese explain to my. You pay 20 or 30 dollar for taxi or I pay 20 or 30 dollar for sex direktly. Wath is the different? You end my. Paying for same think. Sex[/QUOTE]Of course you pay for the same.
The diff is purely for the girl's self-esteem: if you say " this is for your taxi " then we both pretend she's just a nice regular girl.
If you say " and here is your $20 " then it's abvious that she is just a regular ho'.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Plaese explain to my. You pay 20 or 30 dollar for taxi or I pay 20 or 30 dollar for sex direktly. Wath is the different? You end my. Paying for same think. Sex[/QUOTE][Quote=LustyHombre]The diff is purely for the girl's self-esteem: if you say " this is for your taxi " then we both pretend she's just a nice regular girl. If you say " and here is your $20 " then it's abvious that she is just a regular ho'.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Smallworld21]I am talking about the girls who do not ask for money or are too shy. If it is a non-pro who I know won't ask me for money because she wants me as a boyfriend I cannot say to her "take this money for having sex with me" or she will be offended & maybe could get angry. So, instead of fucking her & leaving her with nothing, I tell her to "take this money & use it for your taxi or tro-tro or matutu, or gift, etc" so that way she at least gets something. This is my point that if the girl does not ask for anything it does not mean we should not give her anything.[/QUOTE]The better you treat your lady, not necessarily in cash only, the easier it is for the girl to accept her position and willing to come back for more. The worse you treat them, the more difficulties you'll face.
Semi-pro and non-pro don't like to be treated referred as a ho. The respectful way we treat them with the same goal, regardless she is a regular, semi-pro or non-pro is a big reason to be with mzungu. And man, it doesn't cost us anything to be polite and respectful, so why not?!
Hi
Does anyon know of a MP near the Kenyatta Airport, where one could relax for some few hours in between connecting flights? Or do I have to go the whole way into Nairobi and back again?
[QUOTE=Smallworld21]my top 3 cities are: kampala/uganda, accra/ghana & nairobi/kenya. All are FUN to be had!
SW[/QUOTE]Red your article. It seems that you are real guru. So I'd like to ask you something about destinations
I've only been to nairobi. And I plan to visit kampala or accra. Which one would you recommend under the criteria belows:
- prices (hotel, restaurant, taxi)
- girls (I prefer big girls; height, boobs, butts)
- securities (nairobi was not bad)
[QUOTE=Expat Kenya]The better you treat your lady, not necessarily in cash only, the easier it is for the girl to accept her position and willing to come back for more. The worse you treat them, the more difficulties you'll face.
Semi-pro and non-pro don't like to be treated referred as a ho. The respectful way we treat them with the same goal, regardless she is a regular, semi-pro or non-pro is a big reason to be with mzungu. And man, it doesn't cost us anything to be polite and respectful, so why not?![/QUOTE]Treat a Ho like a lady and a lady like a Ho and you cant go wrong.
[QUOTE=S2kylib]Red your article. It seems that you are real guru. So I'd like to ask you something about destinations
I've only been to nairobi. And I plan to visit kampala or accra. Which one would you recommend under the criteria belows:
- prices (hotel, restaurant, taxi)
- girls (I prefer big girls; height, boobs, butts)
- securities (nairobi was not bad)[/QUOTE]I have been to Kampala and stayed at the Serena Hotel. Excellent hotel but pricey, there are other more affordable places close by. 1st night there I met a non WG and off we went for a few days, Also got to enjoy one of Ugandanas finest as she and her partner were on a special guard assignment on my floor protecting somebody. Invited her to my room at 0100 and a few minutes later her 9mm was on the dresser as she tried to F the S out of me-I wound up giving her a US Police Tee shirt which she loved- Sorry for PERSEC no pics of this one.
[QUOTE=Smallworld21]Yes, afrointroductions can be a gold mine. [/QUOTE]
Sure, it can be! But once I dated a girl who looked 'slightly different' than on the picture in afrointroductions! A little strange, isn't it? :) Anyway, since most African girls are available when you talk to them directly, I do not use this kind of web-based support anymore!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Greek Niko]Treat a Ho like a lady and a lady like a Ho and you cant go wrong.[/QUOTE]Amen to that Greek.
Sounds like you know what your talking about!
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Sure, it can be! But once I dated a girl who looked 'slightly different' than on the picture in afrointroductions! A little strange, isn't it? :) Anyway, since most African girls are available when you talk to them directly, I do not use this kind of web-based support anymore!
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]I agree with Hesekiels on this statement. Just make eye contact and so interest when in Africa and you will be on you way to some good fun. I have scored as much just walking down the street or setting at a outdoor cafe were you can watch them as the walk by, if you something you like let her know and offer her a drink and let the games begin!!!! I am in Nairobi now, although I have a somewhat steady here, there are times that I am free and use the above method. I have worked all over Africa and it works everywhere. A nice smile goes along way on this continent.
[QUOTE=Bulik]I agree with Hesekiels on this statement. Just make eye contact and so interest when in Africa and you will be on you way to some good fun. I have scored as much just walking down the street or setting at a outdoor cafe were you can watch them as the walk by, if you something you like let her know and offer her a drink and let the games begin! I am in Nairobi now, although I have a somewhat steady here, there are times that I am free and use the above method. I have worked all over Africa and it works everywhere. A nice smile goes along way on this continent.[/QUOTE]I agree but what is the 'smoothest' way to invite them to your hotel or to suggest going to their place?
[QUOTE=Bulik]... I have worked all over Africa and it works everywhere. A nice smile goes along way on this continent.[/QUOTE]Indeed! That's exactly my experience too! Give a nice smile and the girl can hardly resist!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=October70]I agree but what is the 'smoothest' way to invite them to your hotel or to suggest going to their place?[/QUOTE]Quite easy! Invite them for one drink, be friendly and get straight to the point after, let's say, 30 minutes! Believe you me, the lady is as horny as you are!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
If you have some local friends or have hired a very good local driver like mine he would be a good guide to take to various clubs and can have some good action out there.
I've been away from Nairobi for a while, and I heard a rumor they shut down the mud house / mad house (never really got the name right).
What's the latest?
I'll be there all week next week.
The place was crazy - very easy to hook up.
Any other recommendations?
[QUOTE=Nxtgen Mgr]If you have some local friends or have hired a very good local driver like mine he would be a good guide to take to various clubs and can have some good action out there.[/QUOTE]That's true, but please bear in mind that you have to pay for them too when you are 'barhopping' with them (drinks, food etc.). According to my experience they can drink Tusker gallon-wise! :)
If you don't care about it, then it's perfectly fine!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
My first post. I have been busily researching hotels for my forthcoming visit to Nairobi, using this site and others. I smiled when I came across this report on Trip Advisor regarding the Kenya Comfort Suites.
[url]http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g294207-d1412888-r83452895-Kenya_Comfort_Hotel_Suites-Nairobi.html#CHECK_RATES_CONT[/url]
Some hotels just don't suit some visitors but looks right up my street!
Sorry about the long wait but here goes for part 2.
I decided to quit searching for the ultimate lady and asked Florence from day 2 to stay with me for the remainder of my stay.
This turned out quite well as she took very good care of me. Since I was staying in a very nice hotel she stayed fulltime and did not really want to go home or elsewhere at all. Sex on demand and otherwise just relaxing - a guy could get to like this setup.
I wanted to do some shopping at the local market, partly some stuff for my apartment and partly some presents for my ladies for my upcoming trip to Pattaya in January. Anyway, I quickly realised that no matter how hard I bargain I still end up paying much more than the locals. A fact Florence, my new found girlfriend, was teasing me about. So I decided to make her my personal shopper for an afternoon and gave her the money to buy the stuff and take care of the price negotiations. Turned to be a very good decision as the pricer improved a lot and also she was much better at selecting the gifts than me.
I did manage to take some photos, but not nearly enough. It seems everytime she was naked I had other things on my mind. These were taken one morning, so not the most flattering I could have made. Anyway, here goes:
[QUOTE=Junior]Sorry about the long wait but here goes for part 2.
I decided to quit searching for the ultimate lady and asked Florence from day 2 to stay with me for the remainder of my stay.
This turned out quite well as she took very good care of me. Since I was staying in a very nice hotel she stayed fulltime and did not really want to go home or elsewhere at all. Sex on demand and otherwise just relaxing - a guy could get to like this setup.
I wanted to do some shopping at the local market, partly some stuff for my apartment and partly some presents for my ladies for my upcoming trip to Pattaya in January. Anyway, I quickly realised that no matter how hard I bargain I still end up paying much more than the locals. A fact Florence, my new found girlfriend, was teasing me about. So I decided to make her my personal shopper for an afternoon and gave her the money to buy the stuff and take care of the price negotiations. Turned to be a very good decision as the pricer improved a lot and also she was much better at selecting the gifts than me.
I did manage to take some photos, but not nearly enough. It seems everytime she was naked I had other things on my mind. These were taken one morning, so not the most flattering I could have made. Anyway, here goes:[/QUOTE]
Junior, she has an awesome ass. I hope you tapped it.
Those are incredible pictures, Ben and the sheer pleasure she seems to display is in itself worth watching. Thank you for sharing the pictures. During my two trips each to Nairobi and Addis Ababa, it was really great fun mongering with fun loving African women. Unlike in many countries where the women seem to make it very obvious that they are doing you a favor while taking your money, African women really enjoy sex and do things for you while telling you in explicit detail what they like most.
Well done, Ben. Keep them coming.
[QUOTE=Zircon]Junior, she has an awesome ass. I hope you tapped it.[/QUOTE]
A gentleman never tells - but being a naughty boy and not a gentleman I can confirm that her ass is just right.
She was quite skillful in addition to good body and looks.
Junior
Just back from a 10-day trip to Nairobi. Wow, wow, and double wow. Been to many destinations to SE Asia but this experience beats them all. First, let me tell you how impressed I was about the beauty of the women, their bodies and their bed-skills (and willingness). I think I wasted years of mongering in Pattaya, Bangkok, Angeles, South Korea, China and Vietnam without finding a woman with any nice ass or tits like they are available in Kenya. And once you got to know them, the real gf experience is not far away.
Anyway, landed in Nairobi by 2:00AM with Turkish via Istanbul. Could not get a SIM card since all stands are closed. Got picked up by the driver from Natural Oak Apartments where I stayed. 3500 KES a pure rip-off, but better to be on the safe side since this was my first time. By now I have so many phone numbers of taxi drivers I would get a taxi for 1500KES (the normal price). Stayed at the NOA in a studio (5500KES/night), very clean, with pool and more important: quite area. Thanks for the tip, DZIKUSEK! First walk to the security guard to get me a lady for the morning for 2000KES plus 500 taxi. Next day the hunt started. I followed the Facebook procedure, where I had about 25 "friends" on my FB account, of which I narrowed it down to 6 girls to meet. 2 never showed up, 2 were sexually speaking a miss but cool to meet, and 2 turned out to become my "gf" in parallel. What compashions, what beauties, and the energy they put in. Wow! And best of all, none of the two actually ASKED for money directly. Food, wine, beer, entrance fees and some shopping (shoes and cloth, max 1500KES/day) was all what was needed. Best of all, one of them insisted that we wouldn't rent a car and driver to go to nearby Nakuru national park but took her car instead. Reluctantly I agreed, never sure what kind of wreckage she was driving. In the evening before she turns up with a big motherf. Toyota 4x4 jeep with leather seats and all available junk inside. Not even I could afford a thing like that. Tells me it's her husband's car, a high shot at Safaricom, the telecom company in Kenya. Cool, hope he's not a member here. One of the girls also took me with her friends (nope, did not have to pay for them, only entrance but no drinks) to Florida madhouse, a bar close to the university and Galileo in Westlands, the latter I can recommend for cute but rich chicks. No easy mongering place though as in Florida, where only a walk to the rest rooms alone can lead to some grabs at your ass, some breasts stuck in your face or a short touch to your penis. Next time I will enjoy Florida on my own, this time was browsning with company only.
Some practical issues:
Phone card: get a SIM card at the airport or any shopping mall. It's easy and absolutely necessary to stay in touch with the girls
ATM: available at any shopping mall or bank. Found out not all banks take my CC, but others do. Guess it's all about agreements with your bank. Had some US$ with me and exchanged at the airport right at the luggage belts. Good to have a few 1000KES in the beginning.
Taxi: Make friend with one or two taxi drivers close to your hotel and negotiate from the beginning. From NOA to down or uptown it's not more than 400, to one of my girl friends in buru buru it's 1000KES, night time 1300KES, to the YAYA shopping center ot other distances up to 15 minutes drive it's 200KES. Downtown to the aiport it's roughly 1500KES. Just to give you an idea of prices.
Girls: There is an abundance of super hot bodies out there, with asses and forms one can only dream about, especially for me with Asian experiences. However, Kenyan women in general strike me as more educated and smarter than the average Pattaya/Angeles woman (please forgive my generalization here). So watch out, they can eat you in a heartbeat and suck you dry of money. Treat them nice, make jokes, give massages, pay for good food and some presents and simply have a nice conversation and the lady is yours. But don'd overdo it! In general, most of the are available if smiled at, talked to and rewarded. Heck, I even fucked the housekeeper at NOA twice after waking up with a boner and her knocking on the door. So willingness there is!
Safety: Be careful but not afraid. Just be yourself as you would be walking in New York or Beijing, no money showing but with a determined walk. Take a taxi at night whenever possible or walk with local company. We walked from the University to Florida at 11PM without any issue, but alone I wouldn't have done it.
Simmers: Many opinions on that place in previous posts. Can't really understand the fuzz about it, drinks are slightly overprized and the food wasn't that impressive. In fact, it's noisy and crowded and the ladies standing there ugly for Kenyan standard. Why going there if other options are available? However, good for an early afternoon shag if beauty is not the primary requirement.
Sightseeing: KICC tower, Nairobi National Park, Nakuru National Park, Kenya Museum, Florida mad house and any street with bypassing hot chicks.
Sex: yeah, well, enthusiastic and willing like I seldom have seen women before. Oral or anal almost non existing. Some do oral but not very skilled, anal a big no-no and believe me I tried. I had to train my Toyota jeep lady for a whole week until she got the idea of a well performed BBBJ, after that I couldn't get her off my pecker anymore. One more thing, they don't seem to be used to a good foreplay: a short massage, a bit of kissing or DATY and she will be going crazy. That's my experience. Oh one last thing, something I couldn't not do with the Asian iron boards: find a lady with a nice booty bubble ass, lube your dick and her ass crack and fuck her crack. Once I even succeeded to penetrate her ass up to my glans until she pushed me off. Do it on the bed or in the shower, it drove me crazy and made me cum many times. Maybe just a temporary phantasy of mine with these asses, but it was cool.
That was all dear mongers, any questions, just let me know!
[QUOTE=Bide59]Girls: In general, most of the are available if smiled at, talked to and rewarded. Heck, I even fucked the housekeeper at NOA twice after waking up with a boner and her knocking on the door. So willingness there is!
[/QUOTE]Hi Bide59,
Like your style that you even fucked the housekeeper at NOA. Just out of curiosity how did you angle that one? Did you just let her in and asked her or.... Please elaborate so I can copy your technique for next time.
[QUOTE=October70]Hi Bide59,
Like your style that you even fucked the housekeeper at NOA. Just out of curiosity how did you angle that one? Did you just let her in and asked her or.... Please elaborate so I can copy your technique for next time.[/QUOTE]It's quite simple, actually. For some reason, they always close the door behind them to clean the room (intentionally??). Once she was inside, I watched her and asked her if she could make me happy. She knew what I meant right away but was a bit reluctant in the beginning. But I showed her my hard pecker behind my bath towel and I asked if 1000KES would make her happy. Somehow we reached a mutual agreement here, she undressed after making sure the door was locked and here we went. Fucking all styles, including doggy and spooner. No BJ though, she didn't know how to do it and I didn't bother to show either. Ready after 15 minutes, she dressed, got payed and off she was. Repeated two times in total
[QUOTE=Bide59]It's quite simple, actually. For some reason, they always close the door behind them to clean the room (intentionally??). Once she was inside, I watched her and asked her if she could make me happy. She knew what I meant right away but was a bit reluctant in the beginning. But I showed her my hard pecker behind my bath towel and I asked if 1000KES would make her happy. Somehow we reached a mutual agreement here, she undressed after making sure the door was locked and here we went. Fucking all styles, including doggy and spooner. No BJ though, she didn't know how to do it and I didn't bother to show either. Ready after 15 minutes, she dressed, got payed and off she was. Repeated two times in total[/QUOTE]Excellent, brother! I like your approach very much! That's exactly the way it can work in Africa, only in Africa I guess!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]Excellent, brother! I like your approach very much! That's exactly the way it can work in Africa, only in Africa I guess! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]
Guess so, because the first time it happened I was surprised that they come to clean in the room even with you inside and closing the door behind them is something I've never seen before in any other country. In some Asian countries they even have two girls coming and cleaning when they see that you are still inside.
But this is exactly what I love with Kenya, the "moments", the unforeseen and unexpected scenes with girls you can't experience in other countries.
[QUOTE=Bide59]... In some Asian countries they even have two girls coming and cleaning when they see that you are still inside.[/QUOTE]And if that happens to you in Africa, then you simply take both cleaners for a great threesome! It would be an idea, wouldn't it!?
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Does anyone have experience with using Facebook to chat up Kenyan girls before going there?
[QUOTE=October70]Does anyone have experience with using Facebook to chat up Kenyan girls before going there?[/QUOTE]
Yes i had with a girl of Malindi, i dont met her because without know her she starded askink gifts from Europe and when i write her i didnt buy she disappeared
[QUOTE=Mariomarengo]Yes i had with a girl of Malindi, i dont met her because without know her she starded askink gifts from Europe and when i write her i didnt buy she disappeared[/QUOTE]If you meet girl from Kenya, in the street, datingsite, disco. End this girl is 20 jaers jounger than you. Than this girl going with you for money. If you think. My girl is different. Than you need flying docter.
For love. Kenya girls need black man. Mzungu lover. This is for money. Amen
[QUOTE=October70]Does anyone have experience with using Facebook to chat up Kenyan girls before going there?[/QUOTE]Post #598.
Christ, man. Do a simple search.
[QUOTE=October70]Does anyone have experience with using Facebook to chat up Kenyan girls before going there?[/QUOTE]Of course. If you are not looking for hardened prostitutes this is a very good way to meet girls in Kenya.
But don't start talking about sex etc. Just ask to be showed around by her. The rest will follow unless you are a complete idiot! ;)
[QUOTE=Mariomarengo]Yes i had with a girl of Malindi, i dont met her because without know her she starded askink gifts from Europe and when i write her i didnt buy she disappeared[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, that's quite normal! I guess the chance that she disappears then is about 98%. Just my personal experience!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
The best exercise to get used to kenyan ladies culture is to buy a snake.
But this will not assure you a 100% readiness. For that you need to buy a mamba from the amazon forest and use it as a pet.
After a year of training you can reduce the risk of surprise (from kenyan lady) by 10%
I am shifting now to Colombia and peru. in colombia the black girls are much
more attractive due to a mix blood.
But kenyan ladies has one huge advantage:
They fuck instantly in a matter of minutes especially non-pro.
they are very easy to get if you are smooth and used to snakes.
Performance wise, they are average since no positive emotion involved.
so if you just escape from a prison and you want only sex go to Mombasa
JP
"Heck, I even fucked the housekeeper at NOA twice after waking up with a boner and her knocking on the door."
This is what once happened to me at a downtown Nairobi hotel that has since been redeveloped. My overnight guest had just left when the cute housekeeper -- who was well aware of my mongering activities -- showed up. Through her actions -- her smile, the sway of her hips and combing her hair -- she made abundantly clear without saying a word that she was available and would be mine for the asking. I would have been interested except that I had a terrible hangover and was not in the mood.
Which means that you should not insult any housekeeper. But take advantage of her willingness when it is evident and on offer. As it is surprisingly often.
I've just arrived in Nairobi and if anyone wants to catch up for a beer and check out some of the fine ladies of Nairobi, just send me a message. (I'm American by the way)
Cheers
I admit I'm green with envy reading all of your posts. I'm a mid-50's Mechanical Engineer and I think I want to try the ex-pat gig for a while. Any PM's would be much appreciated as to details of your experience. LDP
[QUOTE=Vittu]"Heck, I even fucked the housekeeper at NOA twice... .
Which means that you should not insult any housekeeper. But take advantage of her willingness when it is evident and on offer. As it is surprisingly often.[/QUOTE]
Wow, great! Congrats, brother! I would be interested to know if she made 'the offer', of if you have asked her? Maybe you can explain us your approach? :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Willyboy]If you meet girl from Kenya, in the street, datingsite, disco. End this girl is 20 jaers jounger than you. Than this girl going with you for money. If you think. My girl is different. Than you need flying docter.
For love. Kenya girls need black man. Mzungu lover. This is for money. Amen[/QUOTE]
I know very well what they need this is why i never bring gifts from Europe but only Euro, I was meaning that is not a good idea to chat with a Kenyan girl in facebook before going there ,she will be not more friendly but more expensive for sure
I was making 2 persons from mayself $20 different countrys in EU. One with home mail, one with gmail. Having 50 mailadresses from kenya girls. I contakt this girls with same mailtext. Five thimes /day one girls sending my mail to one mailbox. Text. I missing you evry moment. Than, same girl write to adder mailbow (one minute later) I pick you up from airport. My god. Maby good to play this love game with your p. C. But plaese. Verget this girls end look in disco. Spend not your thime for meetings (girls coming always 1h later than you. There is no different betweem Kenya malaya out of disco end the girls from internet sites.
1: Have class
2: Be groomed
3: Be handsome
4: Be nice
5: Spend money
If you haven't met a chick that this is the correct order for then you are not looking hard enough.
[quote=bide59]but this is exactly what i love with kenya, the "moments", the unforeseen and unexpected scenes with girls you can't experience in other countries.[/quote]like last tue night at the hilton: riding up the elevator to my room on the 17th floor, initially with quite a bunch of people in it and then gradually thinning out while my eyes were fixated on this georgous mixed-race milf. at first, she was noticeably embarrassed but then thawed up and returned my smile. she got out on the 15th floor and flashed me her key card. i got out on my floor and caught the next car down. there she was waiting outside her door, quickly inserted the key and let herself and me in. lateron, after "the deed", she returned to being embarrassed and claimed that she had never done anything like this before. i consoled her and expressed my appreciation for the spontaneous expression of her (pretty wild!) sexuality. she must have liked that bcs she kind of raped me right then and there and we had another sweatdrenching encore before we fell asleep. i had a biz breakfast meeting to attend first thing in the morning and she had to catch a flight back to asmara/eritrea, where she lives. i guess it will be kind of hard to work out a credible alibi for me to visit her there (and chances are she wouldn't want me to anyhow bcs i am sure she has a reputation to defend).
let's see how long the "after glow" lasts; maybe we'll set up another tryste in a 3rd city, if mutually desired.
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]1: Have class
2: Be groomed
3: Be handsome
4: Be nice
5: Spend money
If you haven't met a chick that this is the correct order for then you are not looking hard enough.[/QUOTE]Point 5 very inportent.
One minut ago in my mailbox. I was asking about salery from hotelworker to one datingsite girl. This girl write. 40. 000 to 50. 000ksh/month. I now good enough. From 6000 to 10. 000ksh. This girls are so big liars. You not believe this. Plaese inform you bifore paying (about real prices) FOR EVRY THINK WATH YOU PAY
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Point 5 very inportent.
One minut ago in my mailbox. I was asking about salery from hotelworker to one datingsite girl. This girl write. 40. 000 to 50. 000ksh/month. I now good enough. From 6000 to 10. 000ksh. This girls are so big liars. You not believe this. Plaese inform you bifore paying (about real prices) FOR EVRY THINK WATH YOU PAY[/QUOTE]Really depends on the employer. salaries for hotel workers are not fixed, some high class hotels in Nairobi pay really well especially if the worker is from his tribe or a relative etc etc. I know of receptionists who earn 40,000/= a month for example.
[QUOTE=LustyHombre]Like last Tue night at the Hilton: riding up the elevator to my room on the 17th floor...[/QUOTE]
Excellent! You are a lucky guy and I am happy for you that you had such a great experience! Long live Africa! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Point 5 very inportent.
... I was asking about salery from hotelworker to one datingsite girl. This girl write. 40.000 to 50.000ksh/month. I now good enough. From 6000 to
10.000ksh. ... [/QUOTE]
Sure, Willyboy, they try to fool us, but it is their right to do so! And it is our duty to combat that! Agreed? :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=LustyHombre]Like last Tue night at the Hilton:[/QUOTE]Hope you gave her money.
Otherwise I will accuse you of abuse.
Hesekiels -- You are an experienced Africa traveler. As you know, women everywhere are available and signal their interest. If you misread their invitation, you can always apologize profusely. But don't be too sorry. Just tell them how beautiful they are and how wonderful their personality is. In more cases than not you will end up in ecstasy, or at least in trying to get rid of mutual curiosity and lust.
There used to be a saying in more conservative times: "Are you married -- or do you live in Kenya?" Either way, bull's eye.
[QUOTE=Tanga2000]Really depends on the employer. salaries for hotel workers are not fixed, some high class hotels in Nairobi pay really well especially if the worker is from his tribe or a relative etc etc. I know of receptionists who earn 40,000/= a month for example.[/QUOTE]One person was giving information that in hilton hotel nairobi ...possibel 40.000ksh/month .But than must by the room valeu. Minumum 200 dollar/day (around 15.000ksh/day) But i find 3000ksh/day enough for my .
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Point 5 very inportent.
One minut ago in my mailbox. I was asking about salery from hotelworker to one datingsite girl. This girl write. 40. 000 to 50. 000ksh/month. I now good enough. From 6000 to 10. 000ksh. This girls are so big liars. You not believe this. Plaese inform you bifore paying (about real prices) FOR EVRY THINK WATH YOU PAY[/QUOTE]
Not all girls are after money only.
If you cover 1-4 many girls would love to date you
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]Not all girls are after money only.
If you cover 1-4 many girls would love to date you[/QUOTE]Sure not all girls are only after money, but they're after money too, what else? The ones who generally are not after money as their main goal, those do not go out. I've covered about 400 girls now and if they are not after my money, they hope I'll hook them up with a relative of mine who has money.
All girls?
No, about 1% is not after money
But who cares?
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]Not all girls are after money only.
If you cover 1-4 many girls would love to date you[/QUOTE]For love. Black girls need black mans (without money) For poor kenya girls is money always better than love. Not only in Kenya. Al over the world
[QUOTE=Willyboy]For love. Black girls need black mans (without money) For poor kenya girls is money always better than love. Not only in Kenya. Al over the world[/QUOTE]
Dream on if you think they only want black man for love
I had written a very long report about everything you guys need to know, but know every word is gone.
I found out today as I wanted to update it.
Mods?
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]Dream on if you think they only want black man for love[/QUOTE]Maby also for long dick? Without romance?
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]Dream on if you think they only want black man for love[/QUOTE]Willyboy is not dreaming, in fact, he is a very interesting personality and if you'd meet him in person, you'd be amazed about his knowledge of African life. The latest trend though is not a young black boyfriend but another girlfriend who also has one or two mzungus. Or both, this is Africa.
Poor black boyfriends are getting too expensive to maintain in their life-hood I guess.
[QUOTE=Jamjam222]I had written a very long report about everything you guys need to know, but know every word is gone.
I found out today as I wanted to update it.
Mods?[/QUOTE]Surprise me.
You must've remembered something?
[QUOTE=Willyboy]Maby also for long dick? Without romance?[/QUOTE]
First of all, and not that I really care. But black guys aren't the only one with big dicks.
[QUOTE=Expat Kenya]Willyboy is not dreaming, in fact, he is a very interesting personality and if you'd meet him in person, you'd be amazed about his knowledge of African life. The latest trend though is not a young black boyfriend but another girlfriend who also has one or two mzungus. Or both, this is Africa.
Poor black boyfriends are getting too expensive to maintain in their life-hood I guess.
Surprise me.
You must've remembered something?[/QUOTE]
I can agree with the girl friend thingy.
[QUOTE=Expat Kenya]
Surprise me.
You must've remembered something?[/QUOTE]
It took me tooooo long to write. It was extensive.
[QUOTE=Satyr9]Hope you gave her money.
Otherwise I will accuse you of abuse.[/QUOTE]Satyr , since you don't seem to quite have developed appropriate sensitivity toward different pre-coital social situations , please let me spell it out for you :
1) you got accused by a few members of this forum of taking advantage of a few NBO girls who advertised themselves on Facebook or African FriendsFinder or similar websites , purporting to look for romance / friendship / marriage or whatever . You met a few , f***kd them and bade them byebye ( without discreetly slipping them a few bills into their purse on the nightstand , like I would have done ) , before going for the next one down on the list .
2) now you seem disappointed that I did not offer any money to a genuinely civilian and classy lady ( she has a double PhD, by the way ) ??
Summary : Ho's ( pro or semi-pro or wanna-be ) expect to be paid , whether you call it taxi money or whatever ; Female hobbyists ( if indeed she is one , and I honestly don't know ) just want to have some fun , exactly like we men do , and to offer her cash would be a deadly insult ( although, I am sure she would have accepted a Bvlgari bracelet or something like that, if I would have had it with me . This would have made her a ho instantaneously ; interesting how fluid the criteria are , isn't it ?) .
[QUOTE=LustyHombre]... she has a double PhD, by the way ...[/QUOTE]
wow, I am most impressed! Let us know, trom Harvard or University of Mombasa? Just curiousity! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels
[QUOTE=LustyHombreThis would have made her a ho instantaneously ; interesting how fluid the criteria are , isn't it ?) .[/QUOTE]My point exactly.
Thank you for encapsulating my argument so succinctly.
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]wow, I am most impressed! Let us know, trom Harvard or University of Mombasa? Just curiousity! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Unlikely, since she is from Eritrea and this was only her 2nd visit to Kenya .
LustyHombre may be experienced, but needs to brush up his understanding of African economics. Expecting a gratuity does not define a ho; most African women would be insulted unless you gave them something. Just like most Africans of any standing in life (male and female) would regard you as a Cheap Charlie if you invited them to a meal and did not offer meat. Pizza is for weenies, salads for those who want to eat grass.
Come to think of it, several years ago most embassies were in the habit of paying a gratuity to Kenyans guests if they were expected to show up at receptions.
[QUOTE=LustyHombre]Unlikely, since she is from Eritrea and this was only her 2nd visit to Kenya .[/QUOTE]Oic, then maybe two PhDs from the University of Asmara? Anyway, maybe I should not disesteem it!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Hi everyone,
I am due to stay at the Crowne Plazza in Nairobi in three weeks. does anybody knows if there is action in this hotel? Also what is a typical price for a girl there?
Thanks for your help,
Sam
[QUOTE=Hesekiels]oic, then maybe two PhDs from the University of Asmara? Anyway, maybe I should not disesteem it! :)
Cheers!
Hesekiels[/QUOTE]Why does it have to be Nairobi, Mombasa or Asmara? Cause she could not possibly have graduated from Harvard or Oxford? Or maybe if she did graduate from a "good" university, she could not possibly be living in Asmara? How condescending!
[QUOTE=Tonkazan]... How condescending![/QUOTE]Why that? I was just wondering why a monger proudly underlines that the girl he had f*cked holds two PhDs? It simply does not matter! But you are right, maybe I am all too critical!
Cheers!
Hesekiels
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bide59
But this is exactly what I love with Kenya, the "moments", the unforeseen and unexpected scenes with girls you can't experience in other countries.
Or did I mention the dinner with side effects I had with one of my facebook girls? Invited her for dinner to Natural Oak Apartments by SMS. Of course shy and didn't want to go in the room first thing. Kenyan girls don't do that, she said. Wwrriiight! Anyway, settled for dinner with wine and candles at the pool side. I had the wine, she brought the home cooked food. After dinner with some good glasses of wine I went to turn off the lights in the pool house before going back to the room, came back, unzipped on my way back to the table and took out my by then hard Willy. Pretended I was collecting the plates, put my dick next to her face and she smiled, giggled, grabbed it and started sucking on it. No a professional suck by all means but a nice one. Wow, what a feeling, getting a BBBJ by the table next to the pool with the stars reflecting in the pool water. While sucking and slurping on it I took off her blouse and bra and fingered her hairy pussy under the short skirt she had. After a while I couldn't take it any more, the environment and her sucking got me too excited, either a load in her mouth, on the big breasts or I needed access to her pussy. I took her by her hand and off we went to the pool house opposite to the pool, with my pecker sticking out. Went inside, pulled up her skirt and laid her on the locker room table with her pussy sticking up and gave her a good fuck with a creamy load in her pussy despite her asking not to come inside her. What an experience, half dark pool house, her sexy body and high heel sandals, big breast and a shot in the pussy. She found it funny too, wonder if the guards noticed anything, their voices from the guard house could be heard during the deed? Gave her 3k for the taxi ride back to her place, still didn't want to go to my room :-)
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Visited most of the ones found on [url]http://www.hookup.co.ke/en/classified[/url]
Most of them only do CBJ. Looking for other options. kenya is easy
[QUOTE=Local Nairobi]Visited most of the ones found on [url]http://www.hookup.co.ke/en/classified[/url]
Most of them only do CBJ. Looking for other options. kenya is easy[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the info. Just out of curiosity are any of them 'worth' visiting despite that?
[QUOTE=October70]Thanks for the info. Just out of curiosity are any of them 'worth' visiting despite that?[/QUOTE]Search this thread using "massage" and you will find several accounts, my own included.
[QUOTE=October70]Thanks for the info. Just out of curiosity are any of them 'worth' visiting despite that?[/QUOTE]This website. Agencie for escort service. Prices 1000ksh for 30 minutes sex or 2000ksh for 1h sex.compleet ripp-off. By carfull.
[QUOTE=October70]Thanks for the info. Just out of curiosity are any of them 'worth' visiting despite that?[/QUOTE]I got a $450-a-night quote from some clueless pimp. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I got another one for 1,500/- for a BJ but I get the feeling that the girls aren't free agents which to me is a deal breaker.
I'll stick to the traditional pickup method of going to a club or even a shop.
Went to some lady on Tom Mboya Street. Best sex I've had in a while. Raw BJ, hand job, massage. She rode me, we did doggy. Came on her face. She was in no hurry. Total damage 1000 KES. Definitely going back. She was called Emma.
Depends on how you negotiate. Some are expensive, some cheap. just how you negotiate with them.
[QUOTE=Local Nairobi]Went to some lady on Tom Mboya Street. Best sex I've had in a while. Raw BJ, hand job, massage. She rode me, we did doggy. Came on her face. She was in no hurry. Total damage 1000 KES. Definitely going back. She was called Emma.
Depends on how you negotiate. Some are expensive, some cheap. just how you negotiate with them.[/QUOTE]Could you please be more specific, need to find a place like that next time in Nairobi. Where on Tom Mboya Street (it's a long one), was it her own apartment or massage parlor? What time of the day? More selections? Would appreciate your reply.
[QUOTE=Bide59]Could you please be more specific, need to find a place like that next time in Nairobi. Where on Tom Mboya Street (it's a long one), was it her own apartment or massage parlor? What time of the day? More selections? Would appreciate your reply.[/QUOTE]Thake newspaper. The standard. You find many publcity about this girls. The prices are around 1000ksh. Somethimes in gasthouse in town.
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I am new in Nairobi and I am looking for some place to have fun with sexy ladies.
Need some help.
Thanks!
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[QUOTE=Bahia 60]I am new in Nairobi and I am looking for some place to have fun with sexy ladies.
Need some help.
Thanks![/QUOTE]Your bed. Or hers?
[QUOTE=Bahia 60]I am new in Nairobi and I am looking for some place to have fun with sexy ladies.
Need some help.
Thanks![/QUOTE]Try 70 Peponi Rd, Spring Valley, near the OilLibya station. It's opened 24/7 and is a very discrete house in its own compound. They charge 3,000/- an hr but if you don't wonna fuck / bj / hj, you can sit at the bar and have a drink at a reasonable price (a beer is only 150/-) while chatting the girls. We found 4 girls but 1 was ugly. The bar was cosy with a nice fire and the music volume was low enough for us to have a conversation.
[QUOTE=Barri]Your bed. Or hers?[/QUOTE]Both options are ok!
[QUOTE=Mjuaji2003]Try 70 Peponi Rd, Spring Valley, near the OilLibya station. It's opened 24/7 and is a very discrete house in its own compound. They charge 3,000/- an hr but if you don't wonna fuck / bj / hj, you can sit at the bar and have a drink at a reasonable price (a beer is only 150/-) while chatting the girls. We found 4 girls but 1 was ugly. The bar was cosy with a nice fire and the music volume was low enough for us to have a conversation.[/QUOTE]3000Ksh/1h sex end housemaids in Kenya (salery start from 1500ksh/month) Where it will stop in Kenya? In Mombasa. Girls claining streets in Mombasa during night (250ksh/night) This is only information. Not injection for text from this text writer.
[QUOTE=Willyboy]3000Ksh/1h sex end housemaids in Kenya (salery start from 1500ksh/month) Where it will stop in Kenya? In Mombasa. Girls claining streets in Mombasa during night (250ksh/night) This is only information. Not injection for text from this text writer.[/QUOTE]I went there for the 150/- boozes in a quiet homely environment with a fireplace and nice company instead of some chaotic bar. I didn't go for the sex. 3,000/- an hr is outrageous.
[QUOTE=Mjuaji2003] 3,000/- an hr is outrageous.[/QUOTE]
Of course you are right but viewed in context, if you got one hour of fun for less than 30 euros in Germany or UK, you would post here on ISG crowing about it and guys would be either begging you for contact details or calling you a downright liar.
Black Diamond definitely has the edge at the moment,I met some great girls there and ended up with some awesome memories. Invariably with Meru and Masai girls. Although I have also been with sexy girls from most of the other tribes but the first two seem to have the edge.The most jealous was a half Somali/Meru girl totally insane!!
Apart from last wednesday hardly anyone in Black Diamond,so I went over to
Madhouse.Whoever said Madhouse on wednesday night(Reggae night) was not good is so correct.Full of guys and some very rough looking girls there on the Big Mamma side!! I suppose they turned up for the local guys who like the bigger variety of girl. My visits had been on other nights of the week and consequently there were some really sexy girls more suited for the mazungu market!