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This is the mother of FKK clubs and was the first its still very popular with the local German community it is relatively expensive and doesn't have the quantity of the bigger clubs and the quality of the girls fluctuates up and down
Address
Schieferhof 28
53773 Hennef/Lichtenberg
Phone: 02248-1529
Open: Mon-Fri 14-23
Homepage: http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de
Entrance: 40Eu
Prices: 80 Eu /Girl
Misc.: Swimming pools, sauna, garden
Directions from Klon take the A3 towards Klon\Bonn airport till junction 32 then take the A560 in the direction of Hennef till the autobahn turns into the B8 carry on down this b road about 5 km till you see a sign post to lichtenberg on your left (its a sharp turn back) go down this road about 3 km you will see a small hotel bar on your right a bit further turn left Schieferhof stir its lays in between some residential homes be careful that you don't block the neighbors parking and access Bernes has its own parking
I am posting my old review of this famous club .Even though a few years have gone by since this was first posted elsewhere on the web .It still captures the magic of the place and nothing other than the girls have changed .It still makes good reading .
WIZARD'S Visit to BERND's
My visit and only to Bernes Sauna club Hennef Lichtenberg was on a Thursday night
I arrived after 20:00 and was greeted at the door by a tall naked dark skinned pretty 20ís girl who spoke good English told me the rules 70DM entrance 150 DM go to a room with a girl I agreed and told me to undress and shower and then she showed me around the house.
There were about 10-15 girls present (its a bit difficult to judge as some are in rooms and they rotate back and forth) but none of them were real knockout ís I reckon they rated 4 - 8 looks but most were in the lower rating with only a couple of 7-8 but they all seemed friendly and smiled and there was a nice general atmosphere.
The layout of the place has been well documented already but one item that I did not know about was the just behind the main door and between the bar there is a small lobby leading to a open alcove about 2 mtrs square with a big bed taking up all the area fully lighted in other words a public fucking arena there was a long love seat outside in the lobby for the viewers this looked very interesting for me. At the time it was all-vacant.
I first sat myself down in the upstairs lounge and looked around there were about 4 women sitting around one was starting foreplay with a elderly guy she wasn’t very pretty there was a very big girl 30ish with giant drooping boobs not for me another young girl 20ish with heavy features oriental looking also not my type there were another 4 girls in and around the bar one was blond pretty nice tits and a nicely shaven triangle who looked a good bet.
I decided to wait a bit and see before committing myself .So I went downstairs to the bar below and ordered a drink of coke there were 4 guys and 3 girls and a smallish girl dressed in a very short mini skirt and halter top she was the barmaid and was not available for the customers but just to serve the drinks the other girls were all totally naked pretty but plain girl next door type The girl next to me at the bar started a conversation asking were I was from etc she was a short blond girl in her early 20ís from Yugoslavia she was very pleasant and we held a long interesting conversation she seemed to be well educated I could see that she was obviously try and hoping that I would ask her to go with her but still I held off (I had been there over an hour by now ) I was looking for something better .I had a swim in the pool and went into the sauna for 10 minutes and but this time I felt it was about time I made my first move .
The girl I had been talking to had disappeared as did the other 2 this left a very plain skinny blond at the bar so I went upstairs again I could not find the blond who I saw when I came in but in the lobby next to the door there was a knockout tall brunette with short styled haircut beautiful large pointed boobs totally shaven pussy and she was sitting talking to a mid 40 ish guy they didn’t seem to be getting anywhere so I decided to stick around and try and get
Her if she doesn’t get invited for a session with her present partner .I sat next to them on the sofa and was shortly joined by the oriental girl who I seen when I came in (she obviously hadn’t had any success with the customers) she started a conversation with me telling me her name and that she was from Turkey
I replied politely and answered her questions but before I realized what was happening she had grabbed hold of my organ and before I could say Jack Robinson she had it in her mouth and the girl who I had my eye previously on was smiling and urging me on with her looks I new from what I had read that once a blow job is started you are committed and as I was in a very aroused state after an hour in this place with no action I decided what the heck ì let the woman get on with the job I also felt sorry for her and I was hoping that the brunette and her partner might get turned on by us and join in a foursome .
So me and the Turkish girl got down to business on the big bed on the open area she did a good blow job on me I returned the favor and we ended up in the 69 position which led to her mounting me from behind and me on my back enjoying the action also the other couple outside the room had been watching us and were also getting excited and she was playing with his erection They were watching us and we them I by this time made my partner stand up and bend over and I took her from behind with her bent over the bed and on seeing this the other couple copied our moves but from across the way in the lobby what ever we did they did .On her back legs up in the air on the edge of the bed I think we tried every position in the book till we both had the women on all four and I rammed it in and out like a steam engine till I came in a tremendous finish the couple next door seemed to finish at the same time gathering from the grunts and sighs the guy let out .
I was very surprised that this girl had more or less seduced me without my consent as they have strict instructions not to make passes at the men only when a man approaches a woman are they allowed to proceed I definitely didn’t want this girl but I wasn’t going to squeal on her and anyway I got what I came for and I did enjoy holding the competition with the other couple even though I would have preferred to have the brunette instead,
I got up had a shower and went into to pool for a swim and ended up in the sauna once again.
When I got back to the downstairs bar the Yugoslavian girl was back and ask me where I had been I told her that I had just been with a girl upstairs and her interest in me faded we spoke a little bit and then she left me alone at the bar with the bartender.
She didn’t speak any English I was tired after my day’s work and sat sipping my coke she was washing the glasses as it was already late getting near to closing time this must have gone on for about 10 minutes we were all alone downstairs all a sudden to my astonishment the bar lady sits up on the edge of the small horseshoe shaped bar hikes up her short mini skirt spreads her legs wide (she wasn’t wearing any panties) across the bar and begins to masturbate right in front of me I could see that she was already soaking wet between her legs and she was playing with her clitoris in a circular motion with her middle finger I could see that she was enjoying her self in front of me I made a gesture with my tongue that I want to give her an oral work out (something I love and are very good at ) but she didn't show any interest continued to play with herself till she let out a small scream and gasp telling me that she had her orgasm I could clearly see a large amount of slimy fluid running down her legs on to the floor as I was sitting not 2 feet away from her .She got a paper towel wiped herself and without a nod or a word got off the bar and left (I imagine to clean her self off properly in the bathroom ) I to this day am amazed by what I saw and it was all done at the barmaids instigation I was just an innocent bystander She obviously enjoys do this in front of strangers .
Has anyone of you had the same experience, as I don’t think I am alone at watching this performance?
I know it sounds unbelievable but I swear it happened just as I described maybe someone will come forward and backup my story.
By now it was late near midnight and I finished my drink went back to the changing room and dressed and went back to pay my bill 220DM it was funny I went to the upstairs bar to pay but I was called away to the door by the Yugoslavian girl I though maybe to invite me home but no such luck she told me that I am not allowed near the bar in my clothes (only nude) and this was already after closing time when practically everybody had gone home.
It sounds funny but the German’s are sticklers with rules.
The FKK clubs sound pretty depressing to me. None of the subtlety of the asian scene. Everything hanging out in the open. I'll pass.
Wizard:
Thank you for the detailed report on Hennef-Lichtenberg. I have been to the FKK-Club in H-L more than ten times over the last eight years and have not been allowed inside, every single time. I always wondered if it was racial discrimination. At one of these visits, I spoke with a departing customer, who said that they would have let me in if I had come with a "white" customer. Please can you comment on the ethnicity of the customers inside.
There is also a small, intimate brothel, with about two or three bedrooms on a side road, parallel to Am Schieferhof. Quality varies from a 3-6. They used to charge DEM 50, but recently had increased to DEM 75. I do not know the new EUR rates.
Best regards,
ChicagoMan
Being there on friday May 14th after reading a lot of favourables reports on german forums.
A little bit deceiving. What is not written on the internet, and I think it must be clearly said, is that this fkk is expecially for:
- German speaking customers only,
- not for customers looking for young girls (below 25 y.o.)
The mother of all clubs? Maybe the grandmother of all clubs!
I´m joking of course.
Or maybe the two times I was there I was only unlucky not to find beautiful girls...
Bye.
went there for the first time today. from the guest side it is like a retirment community or senior citizen's home. i was at least half the age of the next youngest customer, and i was there for 4 hours.
the girls also tend to be on the older and significantly more chubby side than at many other clubs.
they have changed the price structure.
now it is 70€ entrance instead of 40€
but the room has gotten cheaper going from 80€ down to 50€.
they changed the way they do business a little. now the girls keep 100% of the room fee, and the club makes its money through the entrance fee of the men and women.
what is included in a room has not changed. significant couch action including kissing and a long bbbj on the couch before the room is standard, and they don't clock watch. anything under 45 minutes counts as one room.
had a not so great session with a turkish girl named gulsch. we didn't click, and since the only slim girls there were in rooms i thought i would start with a bbbj to cim with this girl, because her face was pretty good. i did not enjoy going down on her, weird aroma. i finished off quickly and wanted to get on to another chick.
there was a dutch girl named mara, who is 21 with short dark hair and a really muscular body. she looks like a speed skater or something like that. she is really tight, and maybe a little muscular, but she still has very natural looking breasts. not really something i normally like, but in this sea of cellulite she stood out as the girl with firm thighs.
nice kissing and bbbj on the couch. we headed for a room, but all were taken, so we kissed a lot, and well in the hall. then she dropped to her knees and gave me good bj in the hall. i pulled her up, kissed some more and went down on her in the hall, to the enjoyment of more than one of the octogenerians wo frequent the club. i got up and we kissed some more (all in all we spent about 10 minutes waiting for a room), she dropped to her knees again and took my dick in her mouth. then the room was available.
i went down on her as i usually do, which she semed to enjoy (can the girls fake those deep body shivers???). then she gave a decent and long bbbj while i was fingering the hell out of her snatch. i thought of cim, but decided i wanted to knead that rock hard ass. bent her over doggy style and rode her home. got a good look at her supremely clean a-hole. after finishing in doggy she arched backwards to give me a couple more kisses. she had a bit of a boyish look, but it was an interesting session.
i was going to go homw, but i saw a girl downstairs that looked to be my type, but i was unsure because of the lack of couchaction on the old hairy guy who went to the room with her before.
her name is vanessa, 21 german from the east living in cologne. long dark hair and really pronounced eyebrows (like mia kirchner or that woman from just shoot me). it was her third day on the job. first day she earned nothing, was just nervous and watched, second day managed to net 200, and seemed on par to beat that today (i was her 3rd). talking to her was nice, interesting enough girls and genuinely fresh to the seen. she seems to come to terms with the job, and seeing as she has already had 2 kids, she has seen the reality of the world and knows what she is getting herself into.
i was her youngest customer by far, she told me, and in this place most 50 year olds could still claim that title. in contrast to the program i had witnessed before she dfk'd very passionately on the sofa, fondled me, but did not bbbj on the couch. i wasn't going to push the issue, and we went to the room. i was still expecting a so-so session.
this girl loved getting eaten out, and i loved eating her out. she came 3 times, and told me it has been over a year since someone has made her come orally. (i practice hard, and earn all the titles i win:))
she returned the favour with a monumental bj. no teeth, nice rhythm, eye contact every now and again, good licking and sucking interspersed. all that was missing was ball licking or phrenulem stroking for it to have been phenomenal.
i asked her if she wanted me to finish in her mouth or with sex and she said;"it is up to you, you are the king!" excellent attitude!
i said, "you are doing so good, lets go for the finish this way."
after about another 5 minutes i figures i wasn't going to finish this way, so i asked her to get a condom (which i had to put on because of her long fingernails), and bend over. she has a world class ass and i liked trying to puch my pelvis through it.
then i flipped her over and pumped her missionary while exchanging deep kisses. after a couple of hard thrusts, when i felt i was almost ready to come i pulled out, yanked the condom off and stuck my dick in her face. she eagerly sucked and sucked, trying to get me to come. i still couldn't. i wanked myself off into her mouth, which she accepted like a top class porn star. i did not see her move to spit it out, but then i went in for a snowball kiss. i figure i took some of it, but she swallowed a good portion. excellent session and excellent value for 50€.
i had two very good sesssions here, but i probably won't be back. i did not like the crowd there, and with the exception of these two girls there was nothing ther under 20 pounds overweight.
peter
Hotel nearby:
Schieferhof
Hotel-Restaurant Reuter
Uckerather Str. 72 Ortsteil Lichtenberg
Tel. 02248/ 912410
Fax 02248/ 912412
Zentrum Hennef: 6 km
Betten: 20 Zimmer: 10 Zimmer teilweise: WC/Du Dusche Fl. k/w. Wasser
E: € 35 D: € 60 Mehrbettzimmer möglich incl. Frühstücksbuffet (empfehlenswert)
TV im Zimmer, Kinderbett auf Wunsch, Garten/ Wiese, Parkplatz für Hausgäste, Kegelbahn. Pauschalangebote Restaurant Di-mittag geschlossen (Gruppen bis 80 Pers.), Biergarten.
500 m zum Club
Hi there,
I am an American scientist working in Germany for about three years now. I have been a lurker on this board for quite a while. I thought I would post something now, seeing as how much good information I have gotten from here in the past.
I have visited Bernd's three times now. I had always heard that it was one of the best, if not the best, FKK in Germany, but until recently it was beyond my price range. I have been a regular at Blue Note for almost two years now, and have most often been very happy with the service there. When I heard that the prices had changed at bernd's, and that CIM can be had there from many girls at no extra charge, I decided to check it out, since this makes it about the same price overall as CIM at blue note (which is 2t Euro extra).
My first trip to Bernd's was even better than I had dared hope it would be. I went on a Friday night, and about 7PM. I guess this was the middle of July. There was a wide selection of girls there, with something for everybody. There were several absolutely gorgeous girls there, and all of the girls were completely nude (something that seems to be becoming less and less common at Blue Note). The facilities were nice, although the shower could be better. The food also looked good, but I had already eaten.
I spent an hour or so looking around, and decided to go with a petite Ukrainian girl, named Tanja. The couch action was fabulous, with lots of deep kissing and excellent blowjob technique. She was very affectionate, and there was no hint of being rushed at all. In the room, we did a very nice 69. Her blowjob technique went from excellent to amazing. I had to ask her to ease up a bit, because I was afraid she would make me come too soon. After about 15 or 20 minutes of 69 I asked her if I could cum in her mouth, and she said it was no problem. She then continued blowing me, and didn't stop until I was completely drained. She the cleaned me up, and only then spit it out into a tissue. We then cuddled for a while. All around, this was by far the best experience I had had anywhere, up to that point.
My next choice was a girl whose name I cannot remember. She was medium height, long brown hair, and a great body. Very pretty. Again the couch action was fabulous, although her bj technique was not as good as Tanja's. I asked her if I could also cum in her mouth, but she said it would cost extra. I could also tell by her reaction that she didn't want to, so I didn't bother. In the room, she was very nice. She did some very nice tit-fucking too, which ended with me cumming between her breasts. We then cuddled for a while. By this point it was becoming clear that I had not just been very lucky with Tanja, and that this level of GFE service really was standard here, as I had heard.
My third choice was Svenja. She has a truly amazing ass, and nice breasts. The face is pretty, but not the best. She also has very nice legs, although a bit skinny from the knees down. Again, the service was excellent. Her oral technique was almost as good as Tanja's, and she also seemed perfectly happy to let me cum in her mouth.
For a total of 220 Euro, I could not have been more satisfied. I would never have believed that my nets trip (two weeks later) could be even better, but it was.
It was very warm and sunny the next time I was there (also a Friday evening). They were grilling food outside, which was very nice.
My first session this time was again with Tanja. Again an absolutely amazing experience.
For my second session, I went with Vera, who I had had my eye on the first time I was there. She is a tall blonde, absolutely gorgeous. If not for her rather small breasts, she would be a 9 or maybe even a 10 in my opinion. Again a completely girlfriend experience. Not only did she let me finish in her mouth, but at my request she then showed me the cum in her mouth before she spit it out. More of a pornstar experience than a girlfriend experience.
The entire time I was there, I had my eye on a girl named Mara. Medium height with an amazing body. Very muscular, but also very feminine, with amazing breasts, full lips, and short dark hair. She was constantly busy, and obviously very popular. I finally got her to myself near the end of the evening, and found out why. This girl is amazing. She gave the best blowjob I have ever had, her deep kissing was wonderful, and she was extremely affectionate. Apparently she is Dutch, and she speaks perfect English. She also let me finish in her mouth, and like Tanja, Vera, and Svenja, she knew exactly how to milk me dry (as opposed to simply leaving it in her mouth when you cum).
Mara was by far the best I have ever had, up till then, or since.
My third trip to Bernd's was yesterday, the 20th of August. No grill today, due to rain, but the food was still pretty good.
My first session this time was with a pretty young lady named Vanessa. Very pretty, and I was really turned on by the way she played with the other girls between sessions. Definitely a very hot girl. The couch action was the excellent level of quality I have come to expect there. In the room, she was amazing. She even swallowed at the end, which kind of took me by surprise.
In the mid evening, this absolutely beautiful blonde girl named Bashka did a striptease poll dance in the basement area. Very hot. I wanted to go with her, but never got the chance.
My second session was with Mara again. Absolutely the best, ever.
My third session was with a woman named Andrea. A little bit older than what I usually go for, but still very attractive, with a great body, and amazing breasts. I had hoped to go with either Bashka, or another equally gorgeous brunette named Aileen, but they were both very busy, and I never got the chance. Andrea's service was excellent. Very affectionate, and very skilled. Like just about everyone else I have been with there, she seemed to be perfectly happy to finish me off in her mouth.
Overall, I have to say that Bernd's is simply amazing. I can't wait to go again.
The easiest way to get to this club from Bonn via public transportation, is to take the U Bahn 66 to Siegberg, then the S12 to Hennef and then a taxi.
Regrettably, Bernd's was closed on a Saturday that I had the time to visit. I was informed that they are closed Sundays as well.
Thanks so much for your timely input!
I was just about to leave my hotel in Frankfurt, to drive to Lichtenberg, to try my luck getting in at Bernd's. It is cold and rainy in Frankfurt, so I really do appreciate your information that Bernd's is closed on the weekends.
Cheers!
ChicagoMan
I went to Bernd's today. WOW is the best way to express what I saw. The quality was outstanding with lots of quantity. There were at least 15 very nice women. I arrived at 13:05 and already was the third person to arrive. The house is located on a residential street out in the country. I took the train to Hennef and a taxi from there. The taxi out was 13€ and back was only about 10€.
The entrance price of 70€ is high but the quality is good with plenty of fantastic women. This is a real FKK and everyone is free to wear only a smile. There is not a lot to do between sessions, but that is not a problem with all the eye candy. All in all it was a great day.
Started with Nina. She is from Holland and speaks excellent english. Excellent service. A definate. I would have gone with her again but the choice was too large and she was busy.
Next was Michelle. Wow. She is a bit older but really knows how to please. It was GFE all the way. I was struck with the way she led me to believe that she really enjoyed it. She was really good.
Last was Ariel. She is a stunner. Long, long blond hair and a figure of a goddess. She spoke excellent english and was an excellent provider.
There were plent of girls to go around, even when it got busy late in the afternoon. I was really sorry to have to leave at 18:30 but work calls. This is a definate return. The trip was well worth it. It is not really that hard to get to.
I just visited today for the first time and had an overall positive experience.
The establishment is different than Oase or Palace. Its more "cozy". The ladies are all friends with one another, and don't gather into competitive ethnic groups like in the larger clubs.
Entrance was 70-Euros.
Service is 50-Euros, and very good.
Ladies are easy to talk to, but wait for your approach.
Opens at 1300, and closes at 2400.
Food is good.
Free drinks include beer!
Generally a low-key atmosphere with lots of regular customers.
Small free-standing house
About 130 kilometers from Frankfurt, but close to Cologne/Bonn.
Its worth a visit just for comparison.
Have fun!!
I was there late last year. It was fun finding it on a dark rainy night. Make sure you park in their lot or you will have to go back out and move your car.
Compared to the larger clubs in Germany it is quite a change. Although I speak a bit of German, I did feel a bit like an outsider. Sometimes it is nice to have a few aggressive girls around to stir things up.
I only did one girl that night. I think she was from Hungary, a bit older than my normal taste, but still quite nice. All in all a good time, but I much prefer the bigger clubs like World or Oases. I think it is easier at those clubs for a stranger.
Thor,
Thanks for these comments. Good insight, interesting perspective on the smaller club vs the big boys in FFM.
I was in this club (Schieferhof) last Friday. They were having a "Beach Party" theme and all the girls were in Bikinis with lais around their neck. They had a barbecue going in the back yard, but still had the excellent buffet set up in the food room.
I went with 3 girls. Started with Svenja (German), who has been there for almost 3 years now. I always thought she was about 28 or so, but she is only 22. She doesn't look that much older, but somehow I always thought she was older. Her service is excellent. Extensive and excellent Deep French Kissing followed by a nice BJ and ball licking on the couch. Then we headed to the room, where it continued. This girl really kisses well. The only complaint I had was that she had just eaten some sort of potato chips, because there was a hint of that on her breath. She audibly and physically enjoyed me going down on her, and reciprocated with an excellent Blowjob. We finished in Doggy. She has a thin upper body, a bit of a wider thin butt, I used to think it was a bit flabby, but when I was lined up behind it doggy, it was quite nice.
Then I went with a Tunisian hotty named Ina. She has exactly the sort of body I like, tight and tone and slim. Nice breasts, good looking face. She kissed well (but not as insanely well as Svenja) and really enjoyed me going down on her. When I started to rim her, she gladly placed her heels behind her ears to give me full access. Her BJ was good, and lining up behind that perfect ass in doggy was amazing.
I had to go, I had to pick my Girlfriend up from the airport, but I still wanted a third girl. I was looking for one who would just give me a world class blowjob, didn't even want sex. I was looking for the turkish girl who welcomed me at the door, but she was not available. I thought of going with one of the other girls I had gone with before, but none had blown me away in their BJ ability. Then I picked a young German /Russian girl named Ines. She was thin, with a bit of a puffed up belly, with her hair pulled back and a piercing in her tongue. she looked like a dirty cute chick. She is new to the club, only been there for 2 weeks, worked a couple of appartments in Cologne for the 2 months before that.
I enjoyed her very nice and smooth pussy with a whisp of blonde hair on it. Then she moved to a mediocre BJ, which was too fast, and at times a little painful. I told her to slow down, which she did, but it wasn't getting that much better. She then asked me whether I wanted "with or without condom".
Given that the BJ was already in progress I was not sure why she was asking the question. I asked for clarification, and she told me she meant for sex. That is true, this girl was offering Bareback sex. I was disgusted. I had heard rumours that it happens at this club, but thought it was folklore. The strange thing was this girl wouldn't do Cum in Mouth - Genius this girl (The CIM is because she also doesn't like it in her private sex life). I couldn't really get into it anymore after that.
This club has had an influx of about 6 new girls in the past two months, and all of them are young and between reasonably and very pretty. But the Everything uncovered makes me a little worried, and I won't be going down as much here anymore. I guess they think all the over 60 customers are relatively safe, but I am half that age.
at Hof was a big issue in the german Roemerforum just two weeks ago.
It seems to be sure that it is available for an uplift.
Whatever you think now, remember that they are doing that with everyone who is willing to pay the extra money.
Not a real safe thing...
Have fun,
but better elsewhere,
Novize
In 7 visits to this club and probably 20 sessions this was the first time that any sort of no condom thing was mentioned. I had heard it from a provider who worked there years ago, but I thought it was urban legend.
When she asked me I started getting worried about having gone down on her. If it really is that prevalent I nmight just completely avoid this club in the future. Shame, there are some nice girls, it just seems too risky, especially given how much I enjoy going down on girls.
Has anyone been here lately? What is the level of talent during the holidays? I was there in May and it was very good. I will be back early September and would like to enjoy another great day.
Bob
I was there Friday. I was certainly not disappointed.
Mara was there. She is currently my favorite. Her and a girls named Sandy, who I have not had any experience with, did a session together with some guy right on the couches. At the end, they put their faces together, opened their mouths, stuck out their tongues, and let him shoot all over their faces.
Quite a show.
There were at least five girls there who I know from personal experience are top-notch. Mara, Katja, Tanja, Jesse, and Svenja. I did three sessions, Mara, Katja, and Svenja. All quite excellent, as I have come to expect from them.
Stimpson
I went to Bernd’s Sauna Club last Wednesday night, arriving around 9.30pm. I thought I would follow Mahaba’s advice and go there just for a comparison, and I was not disappointed.
There are two things to note: Firstly the opening hours are only 1pm to midnight five nights a week, so don’t go there on a weekend (in fact it shuts at 1am on Friday nights). All the girls normally work a 9 hour shift, so if you want to see the most girls plan to be there between 3pm and 10pm.
And secondly, the 50 Euro price for half an hour includes swallowing at no extra charge! Way-heyyyy!
Without wishing to dis Wizard’s directions, this is how I would describe how to get there: Drive south on the A3 from Cologne. Take the A560 autobahn eastwards until it runs into the B8. Go up the B8 about 5km (most of this is uphill). Miss the first right hand signpost saying “Lichtenberg”, and take the second, which is a very sharp right, almost coming back on yourself. Go 1km until you see the Hotel-Restaurant Reuter. Almost immediately turn left into Schieferhof Street. Number 28 is down on the right. Park in number 24.
During my visit I only had time to have sex with two girls. The first one was called Barbara or Babsi for short. She is an attractive blond of 42, but I have been with many girls in their late twenties who have looked older than Babsi! So she is young looking, intelligent and knows what she is doing. She is highly recommended by me, I just don’t know why no one has mentioned her before on this forum, as she has worked there for years (she takes Mondays off).
Bolstered by my positive experience with Babsi, I chose another young looking tall blond. This time it was a 21 year old Latvian called Vicky who said it was her second day there. Just on this evidence alone I should have avoided her, but by 11.20pm everyone was picking their girl for the last shag of the night, so the choice was limited. Sure enough, 2 minutes into our session she told me I had to hurry up! Don’t you just hate that? I damn well made sure that I fucked her hard for 20 minutes and then came in her mouth at the end just to try and educate her in the ways of customer service!
All in all, I recommend to take Mahaba’s advice and go there just for a comparison. Have fun.
KingW,
Thanks for the report. Nice to have a fresh view and your driving directions seem well written, clear and most useful!
Tell me, can you compare the quality of and the beauty/sexiness level of the girls at Bernd's to what one might find at , say, Oase or Palce or PHG or Goldentime? How would you rate most of the girls at this club on a scale of 1 to 10? I give the average level of girl at the Frankfurt clubs to be an 8. Can you say honestly that the level compares to Frankfurt? I know the 42-year old Babsi must have been good, but that is a far cry from the kind of selection one might find in, say, Palace or Oase or PHG, no?
Ortos,
Thanks for the question. First of all, let me just say that the only fkk clubs I have been to are World and Oase. I have also been to fkk-Prague, but that place does not deserve to be called an fkk in my opinion, as it is rubbish.
Anyway, to try to answer your question I have only been to Bernd’s once and I only saw half a dozen girls and only had sex with two of them. My feeling is that the girls there are just as good-looking or sexy as in World or Oase, but maybe they are slightly older. Or maybe I am just being influenced by Babsi? Obviously, statistically you are more likely to find a girl who matches your “ideal” criteria in a larger club.
On the question of age, I have always found that “younger” providers are not normally as good as more mature girls. In practice this means I normally avoid girls under the age of 21 or 22 and tend to go for girls over the age of 25. I am 38, by the way. Obviously I break my own rules from time to time. Having sex with Vicky was an example. One reason why I fucked her hard for 20 minutes (it was an ungentlemanly thing to do) was that I knew in advance I was taking a risk and so mentally prepared myself beforehand not to let her spoil the session.
So, to summarise, you give the Frankfurt clubs an 8. Well, I would give the girls in Bernd’s a 7 for looks (as they are a bit older) and a 9 for performance and satisfaction. And all mongerers know what’s more important.
If you were to ask me if I would go back, then the answer would be “not automatically”, the reason being that Oase and World have more to offer as they are larger. On the other hand, being able to finish in a girl’s mouth at no extra charge is quite a unique selling point.
I visited today from 1:30 - 3:30 PM, and had a pretty good time. The place had just opened at 1:00 PM and there was already a good sized afternoon crowd.
Here is what I liked about it:
1. Free Beer
2. Free snaks include peanut M&Ms
3. 50 Euros gets you a GFE, DFK, Couch action, BBBJ, CIM, AR, Swallow, Good attitude.
The girls name was "Brandy".
I was told that the majority of the girls are very talented, and good service is the club standard.
The place is much smaller than the "Big" FKK's, and more low-key.
The only downside was the 1.5 hour drive from Frankfurt, and they are closed on weekends. If you live in Cologne then your pretty close.
My personal feeling, after frequenting Oase, Palace, World, Atlantis (sigh), is that "Bernd's" is my new favorite because I like the girls there better.
Regards,
Mahaba
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]Sure enough, 2 minutes into our session she told me I had to hurry up! Don’t you just hate that? I damn well made sure that I fucked her hard for 20 minutes and then came in her mouth at the end just to try and educate her in the ways of customer service![/QUOTE]
Of course her behaviour would have been worth complaining at the reception. Especially at Bernd´s, this would have shown a result very soon.
Behaviour like yours surely won´t "educate" any girl. It´s just unpolite and contemptuous. And, btw, if the girl didn´t agree, it´s liable for prosecution in Germany.
Have fun, but do it the right way,
Novize
Well, I would suggest, if a girl offers CIM that is a big concern. As she is completely exposed to all bodily fluid infections and its very easy to transmit infections into one's mouth.
I am quite alarmed at the amount of guys in these forums that openly suggest they give oral sex to pro workers. I'd suggest you might finger bang them with a condom on your finger, have hetro sex protected, but thats as close as you should get to handling their genitals.
Importantly, if u are going down on a girl you are about 10 times more prone to receiving an infection than by having bareback sex. The penis is actually quite resilient whereas the mouth is very open to infection/transmission of bodily fluids.
To receive HIV thru hetro sex with penis/vagina is actually quite hard. Basically, the blood transmission/infection actually has to make its way down the eye of the penis into your system (although NSU, Clymid, Gnor, herpies are all easilly transmitted to the top of the penis - these can all be transmitted if you give oral sex).
However, that is where Anal sex becomes decidedly more risky, as there is a high % of tearing skin tissue on both persons which leads to blood transimission and high risk of infection. Hence when u see a Dr they will ask you many times about have u participated in Anal sex, additionally why there was such an explosion thru the gay community in the 80's.
I studied sports medicine for a while and understand the risks of transmission and have consulted Doctor's about such things when I have had tests.
Basically, it only takes one rotten apple to spoil the whole bunch.
Guys, I'd just suggest to be very wary of girls who CIM or do bareback. But I'd be even more smart and not undertake such risky activities as 69 or giving oral sex to pro workers.
If you think about the multiplier affect, if u have sex with one woman who is a pro worker - she might have sex with 500 guys at least a year...think about how many girls/guys those people have had sex with, then who they have had sex with...etc...it can in all probablility be millions.
In essence, is a couple months/years of infection problems worth 15 mins of fame with a girl u are paying for sex? I consider not. I believe have some great safe fun, act out your fantasies, but be smart not stupid.
[QUOTE=Peter]I was in this club (Schieferhof) last Friday. They were having a "Beach Party" theme and all the girls were in Bikinis with lais around their neck. They had a barbecue going in the back yard, but still had the excellent buffet set up in the food room.
I went with 3 girls. Started with Svenja (German), who has been there for almost 3 years now. I always thought she was about 28 or so, but she is only 22. She doesn't look that much older, but somehow I always thought she was older. Her service is excellent. Extensive and excellent Deep French Kissing followed by a nice BJ and ball licking on the couch. Then we headed to the room, where it continued. This girl really kisses well. The only complaint I had was that she had just eaten some sort of potato chips, because there was a hint of that on her breath. She audibly and physically enjoyed me going down on her, and reciprocated with an excellent Blowjob. We finished in Doggy. She has a thin upper body, a bit of a wider thin butt, I used to think it was a bit flabby, but when I was lined up behind it doggy, it was quite nice.
Then I went with a Tunisian hotty named Ina. She has exactly the sort of body I like, tight and tone and slim. Nice breasts, good looking face. She kissed well (but not as insanely well as Svenja) and really enjoyed me going down on her. When I started to rim her, she gladly placed her heels behind her ears to give me full access. Her BJ was good, and lining up behind that perfect ass in doggy was amazing.
I had to go, I had to pick my Girlfriend up from the airport, but I still wanted a third girl. I was looking for one who would just give me a world class blowjob, didn't even want sex. I was looking for the turkish girl who welcomed me at the door, but she was not available. I thought of going with one of the other girls I had gone with before, but none had blown me away in their BJ ability. Then I picked a young German /Russian girl named Ines. She was thin, with a bit of a puffed up belly, with her hair pulled back and a piercing in her tongue. she looked like a dirty cute chick. She is new to the club, only been there for 2 weeks, worked a couple of appartments in Cologne for the 2 months before that.
I enjoyed her very nice and smooth pussy with a whisp of blonde hair on it. Then she moved to a mediocre BJ, which was too fast, and at times a little painful. I told her to slow down, which she did, but it wasn't getting that much better. She then asked me whether I wanted "with or without condom".
Given that the BJ was already in progress I was not sure why she was asking the question. I asked for clarification, and she told me she meant for sex. That is true, this girl was offering Bareback sex. I was disgusted. I had heard rumours that it happens at this club, but thought it was folklore. The strange thing was this girl wouldn't do Cum in Mouth - Genius this girl (The CIM is because she also doesn't like it in her private sex life). I couldn't really get into it anymore after that.
This club has had an influx of about 6 new girls in the past two months, and all of them are young and between reasonably and very pretty. But the Everything uncovered makes me a little worried, and I won't be going down as much here anymore. I guess they think all the over 60 customers are relatively safe, but I am half that age.[/QUOTE]
Kingw,
Not the way to treat a girl. If you had broken it off there and complained at the breast, the girl might have been asked to leave the club. 2 customer complaints about any girls and she is asked to leave and not come back.
also the CIM is not a given for any girl. The rule is that if a girl offers CIM, then it has to be in the price of 50€ for the session, but if she doesn't offer, then that is her prerogative.
Was able to squeeze in a day at Bernd's. What a day. Went with a delightful lady named Babsi. She was fantastic. We talked for some time on a couch. She was not in a rush for the room and we had a really nice talk. I was ready before she said anything. She has lived all over the world and has a very interesting story.
Went later with a young girl from Greece. She was young and inexperienced. My mistake.
This is still one of my favorite places. The cost of one day is high so I like to make it a long day. I have arrived around 1:00 and stay until around 8:00 to maximize the time. Also the train schedule back to Cologne is good to around 11:00 at night.
There is a lot of couch action if you want. I enjoyed a bit and then the break is nice as we head to the room. There is not all that much to do between sessions, but the ambiance is good.
Fly Bob,
I have always drove to Bernds from Frankfurt, and the traffic can get bad at times. If I take a train to Cologne, how do I get to Bernds after arriving at the Cologne train station?
Thanks,
Mahaba
[QUOTE=Mahaba]Fly Bob,
I have always drove to Bernds from Frankfurt, and the traffic can get bad at times. If I take a train to Cologne, how do I get to Bernds after arriving at the Cologne train station?
Thanks,
Mahaba[/QUOTE]From Cologne, you can take either the S12, or one of the RE trains to Hennef (Sieg). If you take the RE train, it is direction Giessen.
From there, you can take bus 522 to the Lichtenberg stop, which is about 500m from Bernd's. It is about a block from the hotel Reuter. If you plan on staying the night at the hotel, then this is probably the best bet.
Alternatively, you can take a taxi from Hennef to the club. It is not very far, and shouldn't cost too much. I always took the bus and stayed at the hotel over night, so I am not sure.
Stimpy
Stimpson is correct regarding the trains from Cologne. The trains run about every 10-20 minutes. This is a small station and is the end of the line for some trains. The 522 bus leaves the station at 54 minutes past the hour and looks like it takes about 10 minutes. I have always taken a taxi from in front of the station. It costs around 10-15€ and takes about the same amount of time, no matter how fast they drive.
If the weather is nice next time I may try the bus. Stimpy, what is the cost of the bus?
Bob
[QUOTE=Stimpson]From Cologne, you can take either the S12, or one of the RE trains to Hennef (Sieg). If you take the RE train, it is direction Giessen.
From there, you can take bus 522 to the Lichtenberg stop, which is about 500m from Bernd's. It is about a block from the hotel Reuter. If you plan on staying the night at the hotel, then this is probably the best bet.
Alternatively, you can take a taxi from Hennef to the club. It is not very far, and shouldn't cost too much. I always took the bus and stayed at the hotel over night, so I am not sure.
Stimpy[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Fly Bob]If the weather is nice next time I may try the bus. Stimpy, what is the cost of the bus?[/QUOTE]About 1.40 Euro each way.
By the way, I was there yesterday for the Holloween party. Amazing. It was a bit crowded, but the girls did their best to keep things lively. It was interesting to see them in sexy outfits, rather than completely naked as normal.
Some highlights of the evening:
katja and Aylin did several two on one sessions in the main room downstairs, and put on quite a show.
A Brazilian girls (I think) named Evelyn (I think) did a very nice dance downstairs at the pole.
Later Stella and Sara did another pole dance downstairs.
Toward the end of the evening, Mara (probably my favorite girl there) got her pubic hair shaved. They set up two of the tables, laid her down, and shaved her right there in the main room.
Quite a party. I did sessions with Aylin, Mara, and Melissa. Any one of those sessions would have made it a great day. I am amazed at how they are able to do it. All three were busy almost constantly the entire day, but even after ten hours and god knows how many sessions, they were still great. Either the management at Bernd's has an uncanny talent for finding complete nymphomaniacs, or these girls are world-class actresses with the patients of a saint.
Stimpy
Thanks for the train/bus information. I'll be planning a trip in the near future and may take public transport. Bernds is one of those clubs where its hard to identify a favorite, because most of them are excellent. It could only be better if they added viagra to the beer, to reduce the down time between sessions.
Hi,
Will be visiting on 3/4 of December...anybody wanna share some christmas cheer?
Spending the weekend in Dusseldorf/Koln.
Send a PM.
Look fwd to hearing from u.
Cheers,
VB
For some reason this place has been silent. Either everyone is too busy recovering or fogetting to tell how things are in Schieferhof. Has anyone been here lately? Who is working this month? This is a great place with some interesting talent. I would like to spend a day here around the end of the month.
Bob
[QUOTE=Fly Bob]For some reason this place has been silent. Either everyone is too busy recovering or fogetting to tell how things are in Schieferhof. Has anyone been here lately? Who is working this month? This is a great place with some interesting talent. I would like to spend a day here around the end of the month.
Bob[/QUOTE]Hello Bob, things are always great in Sicherhof ... you can go without any problem.
Do you know that the managers of Sicherhof are now running another club in Cologne : Sudbad . [url]www.sudbad.de[/url] Same great girl sample ! And open during the week end.
Stano, thanks for your comments. Sudbad has an interesting web site and is certainly closer into Koeln.
Are the superstars of Bernds still around, Babsi and Mara? Someone reported that Babsi takes Mondays off, does she work the rest of the week? Anyone seen here there late in the week?
Bob
[QUOTE=Fly Bob]Are the superstars of Bernds still around, Babsi and Mara? Someone reported that Babsi takes Mondays off, does she work the rest of the week? Anyone seen here there late in the week?
Bob[/QUOTE]Hello Bob, as far as I know, Babsi and Mara are still working at Bernd's, but I don't know when they have a day off.
Bernd's is closed during the week-end. So I suppose they are mostly present during the rest of the week.
As I know from my last visit end Dec., Babsi planned to take January off . Mara should be there. I plan to visit the place tomorrow evening, open end. Anybody interested to join - pls. pm.
Val
[QUOTE=Val Yodel]As I know from my last visit end Dec., Babsi planned to take January off . Mara should be there. I plan to visit the place tomorrow evening, open end. Anybody interested to join - pls. pm.
Val[/QUOTE]
Val,
Let us know who is there now and how the action is. Don't keep us in the dark. Have loads of fun for the night.
Bob
Snap-shot Jan 17th:
Found the place very quiet this time. Not many girls, action was slow, m/f ratio changing, between 1:1 and 4:1 at times.
Babsi was there, but dressed, visiting only(very attractive btw). She´ll be back on work by end of the month. Mara was there, but left 7pm (it was her birthday). Attendant girls known:
Alija Ina Katja Leila Michelle Mina Nadine Nadja Sera Svenja.
Plus 2 or 3 new / unknown to me.
Must say I´ve had better days there. But things change daily.
Val
That Sudbad and the Hof are owned by the same crowd has been the case for sometime. What you may be referring to is that the original owner of Sudbad who had sold part of the business to Bernd's has now (I hear) sold the remaining part. Sudbad is one of the oldie clubs in Cologne, one of the original so-called red carpet clubs. It's a haunt of older German businessmen from the south (jovial 'boys' from Bavaria with fat wallets and fat!) who know little of the trend towards places like FKK World. Whether Sudbad has changed enough to compete with the newer clubs catering for a more robust and 'modern' clientele remains to be seen.
Correct me if I am wrong, but Sudbad has a pretty bad reputation among the German forums as old, old, old.
[QUOTE=Marlow]Correct me if I am wrong, but Sudbad has a pretty bad reputation among the German forums as old, old, old.[/QUOTE]
I think you are wrong. Sudbad is one of my favorite club. And I have already experienced more than 10 FKK's (Oase, World, Palace, Samya, Goldentime, PHG, Bernd's, Yin Yang, Ritz, Villa, Colosseum ...)
Stano,
I was under the impression Bernds didnt have beer. But on Sudbad's website it looks like they provide beer. Can you tell me if sudbad and bernds provide beer. And is it free or is there an extra charge? What other fkk clubs that you've been to provide free beer?
Marlow,
The place gets as much press or more on german boards in the last 4 months than Bernds. The place has changed their pricing, redone the whole place and is now a major force in cologne. No bad reviews to be read other than an occasional thread claiming that Bare Back sex is available there.
I am always a little wary of the reports on the German forums, because it is well known that certain senators, gladiators and so on on these webs act as unpaid promo managers for certain establishments. Wary both when they heap lavish praise and pour on the scorn. There is a great deal of kameradschaft behind the scenes, trade offs for giving a good report. I grant Sudbad is getting a better press and if you don't mind appearances then be my guest and go there. If you like a two storey grey building in a builders yard on an industrial estate. As for being top of the heap in Cologne, I don't think that is difficult given what else in the way of Sauna clubs outside of Samya.
Girl-wise it rates better than before, but facility-wise, well you can't turn a sow's ear into a silk purse. Sorry to be so tough but.
Yeah, both Sudbad and Bernd's offer real live alcohol. And yes the one great unspoken fact (Every German forum member knows and will never tell you)about both places is that some girls there do it without a condom for a few dollars more.
They also do anal and sandwich. Just ask for the 'crew girls' at Bernd's they'll know what you mean.
In every club you can find some bareback-girls.
Samya in Cologne for example is a very well known place for sex without condom. There are reports in german forums about 5-6 girls offering it.
[QUOTE=Marlow]Yeah, both Sudbad and Bernd's offer real live alcohol. And yes the one great unspoken fact (Every German forum member knows and will never tell you)about both places is that some girls there do it without a condom for a few dollars more.[/QUOTE]In every club you will find some bareback-girls.
Samya in Cologne for example is a very well known place for sex without condom.
There are reports in german forums about 5-6 girls offering it.
Meindorfer
[QUOTE=Marlow] And yes the one great unspoken fact (Every German forum member knows and will never tell you)about both places is that some girls there do it without a condom for a few dollars more.
[/QUOTE]
Several years ago at Atlantis, once we were in the room, one of the girls told me her "service menu". She said every half hour was fifty, CIM was an extra 50, anal was an extra 100, and BBFS was an extra 250. I wasn't interested so I don't know if that price was set in stone but I wouldn't call that amount "a few dollars more."
Meindorfer,
You might want to add that Samya is the only club that has asked every girl they have reports of offering BBFS to leave, as opposed to Sudbad and Sheiferhof. I think it is very unfair to paint that club as an AO (Alles Ohne - everything without) club.
[QUOTE=Peter]You might want to add that Samya is the only club that has asked every girl they have reports of offering BBFS to leave. [/QUOTE]You do not believe this really?
[QUOTE=Peter]I think it is very unfair to paint that club as an AO (Alles Ohne - everything without) club.[/QUOTE]Different users in different forums reports of 'AO' in Samya with different girls. Some names of the girls have been reported too and this girls are still in Samya !
Meindorfer
I had the chance last week to vist both places. It is not fair to compare them. They are serving completely different people.
Sudbad had some nice looking girls and I went with one that was a 10 in looks and a 4 in the room. All the girls wore large sashes and were somewhat bored due to the slow night.
Schieferhof has an energy of its own. I was there from 13:00 to 23:00 and watched as the crowd changed and the girls adapted. Had three great sessions and a fine relaxing day. The girls are slightly older but much more experienced. They enjoy their jobs and are not doing it for a couple of months to earn money to send back to E. Europe.
My preferance is still Schieferhof, too bad the enterance fee is so high.
Bob
This doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel - ohne gummi - may be the reason why certain clubs get rave reviews. Cannot for the life of me understand why fucking bare arsed and bare cocked is such a big deal with Germans. They take it as a matter of laddish bravery to risk erasing their lives by leaving the rubber in the pack. When the east opened up the second reason why Germans flooded across the border to such grim dives called 'Love Hotel' or whatever - where you never drink alone and don't stay the night - was because Czech/Polish girls did it ohne for 100DM more.
Other than that Samya is good fun.
I plan a trip to Frankfurt next weekend. It seems like I will be able to reach Bernds around 22.00 Friday evening. Unfortunately they seems to close at 01. To those of you who have been there, is it worth the time and money just to try the place during these late hours? Unfortunately they are closed during the weekend, so if I want to test it, this is my only chance.
By the way. I read some german, and I have seen on a german forum that they write about some specialities around the car park. I have not been able to understand however. Anyone who knows if there is something special? If it's ful just outside the building, what to do then?
Thanks.
Polar,
It is probably not worth it to go up all the way from Frankfurt for max. 3 hours of enjoyment. I say this because the chances that you will get lost and not find the club right away are high too. The club is interesting, but not really that much better than the frankfurt area that it is worth investing the extra 90 minutes of driving each way.
Regarding the parking particularities. They have 3 parking lots. One directly in front of the house. there are about 5 spots there, almost always full. Then there is a second parking lot about 3 houses up the hill on the same side of the road as the club. It is marked as being for the club. The third parking lot is at the bottom of the street on the other side of the road, with a horse barn backed up to it. It is important that you park in one of their lots, and they will ask you at the door too if you did. The reason is that some of the neighbors really don't like having a club as a neighbour and have nothing better to do than have your car towed. Trust me, you don't want that, and if you park on the street (and not one fo the 3 lots) chances are good you will get towed.
Thanks for the info Peter.
I guessed that the parking issue was due to the neighbours, but I had not understood the info about the alternatives given. I will keep it for the future.
Sad they are not open during weekends. Maybe I shall try to prolong my stay for an extra day and go there on Monday instead. Is there enough action during daytime, and will I survive with my english (and some poor understanding of german) do you think?
Schieferhof is packed daytime. They aren't really open late, and the girls are all there by noon. Most of the customers seem to either use work as their alibi (I assume they are the boss) or they look old enough to be retired.
That is the type of customer this club, which has been around for about 25 years, attracts.
I think it would be worth it to add a day for this club.
"Most of the customers seem to either use work as their alibi (I assume they are the boss) or they look old enough to be retired.
That is the type of customer this club, which has been around for about 25 years, attracts."
Peter,
This is very interesting. I've long read descriptions of the club's clientele being mostly (dirty) old men. It never rang home until I read your statement above.
Tell us: If some of us younger guys --I mean 40s-- show up at this club, will we really stick out like a sour thumb? Will we be judged as more desirable by the girls, or perhaps less so, since we are not some of the regular customers here like the older guys...Or maybe we should spray our hair grey????
I've been to Schieferhof many times over the past two years, and I'm a fairly young guy (33). I've also seen other (relatively) young guys there (40s), but as Peter said, it is mostly older guys.
I've never seen any indication of the girls preferring the older guys. I've even had a couple of them mention to me that they really don't much care for the really old ones (70+). Of course, I have no idea whether they were just saying this for my benefit or not.
I have noticed that the girls have warmed up to me a bit since I became a fairly regular customer. But that's not to say I got the cold shoulder my first time either. The service there for me has never been anything less than excellent, and the general attitude of the girls to me has always been quite friendly. Nor have I ever felt unwelcome by the other costumers.
Stimpy
I've been coloring my hair silver now for 10 years, so I don't appear like the 25 yo guy trapped inside my body. Well, that's my story and I'm sticking with it! Actually, this club shows no bias against age, origin or language ( as a non-german speaking visitor from Canada). It does get very busy sometimes, as it is a local favorite of the "mature set" as mentioned. A confirmation of good service. As everywhere, just go with a good attitude, be polite, and leave it in the hands (??) of the professionals.
[QUOTE=Peter]Schieferhof is packed daytime. They aren't really open late, and the girls are all there by noon.[/QUOTE]Peter, I thought the club opened at 1pm? Are you saying the girls arrive early before the opening or that the club opens earlier than the posted opening time?
[QUOTE=Fly Bob]I had the chance last week to vist both places. It is not fair to compare them. They are serving completely different people.
Sudbad had some nice looking girls and I went with one that was a 10 in looks and a 4 in the room. All the girls wore large sashes and were somewhat bored due to the slow night.
Bob[/QUOTE]FlyBob,
I was curious if sudbad had the same couch action and the free beer that's been reported at Bernds? Also wondering if you took advantage of the free entrance to Sudbad after leaving Bernds? I found the true fkk clubs where the girls had to go nude allowed for better choice selection. ie, they couldnt cover up any flaws, etc. Never heard of sashes being used. How did that effect making choices for you?
Both these clubs are on my list, was wondering how long of a drive it would take to go from Bernds to Sudbad. Also cant find a closing time for Sudbad.
Stimpson,
Did we meet at Bernd's once?
The rest,
I meant 2pm, not noon.
I have seen no age descrimination to younger guys, although I have never seen any real young guys (18-23). I know this age group is often not loved by girls, because they are sport fuckers by and large. Ang girls who get paid to be banged often (there are always excpetions) don't like to get banged REALLY long and hard until they can't walk anymore.
Never heard that you get free entry at one if you went to the other, if that were true, I can actually picture a convoy from one club to the other at about 8pm.
[QUOTE=Breadman]Both these clubs are on my list, was wondering how long of a drive it would take to go from Bernds to Sudbad. Also cant find a closing time for Sudbad.[/QUOTE]It's about 1/2 hour drive from Bernds to Sudbad.
Sudbad is closing at 3 am on friday and saterday and at 1 am on the other days.
[QUOTE=Peter]Never heard that you get free entry at one if you went to the other, if that were true, I can actually picture a convoy from one club to the other at about 8pm.[/QUOTE]Yes, it's true, when you leeve the Bernd's, you can ask for a free entry to Sudbad on the same day.
[b]Peter,[/b]
[quote]Did we meet at Bernd's once?[/quote]Probably. I've spoken to several people there who said they post here. I'm not so good at remembering names, though. Especially when I am being distracted by beautiful women. I do stand out. I'm about 6ft tall and around 250 lbs (180cm, 112kg), and as has already been mentioned, about a decade younger than the typical "young crowd" at the club.
Stimpy
Breadman,
There seemed to be NO couch action at Sudbad. There were conversations going on but only some flirting. The action seemed to be limited to the rooms and the girls didn't want to do much before the clock started. It may have been the night as it was slow so rooms were always available.
The opening time at Bernds is 13:00. I am not sure if you could get in at noon or not, but when I have arrived at 13:00 there were VERY few other guests there ahead of me. I would not suggest you arrive early unless you want to wait to opening time.
Bernds does seem to get busy late afternoon and early evening. When that happens you have to make an appointment and wait for a bit. Generally not too much of a problem.
Do not worry about the age issue. The girls are all very professional and take excellent care of everyone. If anything they may be a bit forward, which is nice. Sometimes when I have been recharging they have wanted to get something started. This has only been an issue one time with one girl. The overall atmosphere is relaxed and on your terms. Last time I wanted to spend the entire day there so I had to pace myself. If you wanted it would be possible to get three or four pops in a few hours. It is also less clinical than other places since it is in a house. The couch action changes from time to time from upstairs to downstairs.
I believe that it would be difficult not to have a good time at Bernds. It is all in what energy you are willing to put out. The girls may be older but they definately are great in the service department. Have a good time.
Bob
[QUOTE=Breadman]Peter, I thought the club opened at 1pm? Are you saying the girls arrive early before the opening or that the club opens earlier than the posted opening time?
FlyBob,
I was curious if sudbad had the same couch action and the free beer that's been reported at Bernds? Also wondering if you took advantage of the free entrance to Sudbad after leaving Bernds? I found the true fkk clubs where the girls had to go nude allowed for better choice selection. ie, they couldnt cover up any flaws, etc. Never heard of sashes being used. How did that effect making choices for you?
Both these clubs are on my list, was wondering how long of a drive it would take to go from Bernds to Sudbad. Also cant find a closing time for Sudbad.[/QUOTE]
One day last month I visited Sudbad since its owned by the same people as Bernds. In a nutshell, I prefer Bernds.
Sudbad is just OK, while Bernds is much better in terms of attitude, and service.
I can't even remember who I was with at Sudbad, while I remember the Bernds girls very well.
[QUOTE=Fly Bob]
There seemed to be NO couch action at Sudbad.
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This is not right : there is also couch action in Sudbad, but not so frequent as in Bernds.
I have been twice in Bernds en 4 or 5 times in Sudbad ... and I prefer Sudbad ! Sudbad is not so crowded and, in my opinion, the girls have more time to spend with you. The facilities are also better and larger in Sudbad with a big whirpool, a little swiming pool, a nice bar, more rooms, more place in the dining room, etc.
Some of the girls in Sudbad are realy toppers such as Michelle, Bella, Ornella, Vicky ...
Stano,
You might be absolutely correct. I have only been there one time and it was a very quiet night. I just was not impressed by any energy the night I was there. Very likely it was the night and not the place. Thanks for your comments.
Bob
[QUOTE=Stano]This is not right : there is also couch action in Sudbad, but not so frequent as in Bernds.
I have been twice in Bernds en 4 or 5 times in Sudbad ... and I prefer Sudbad ! Sudbad is not so crowded and, in my opinion, the girls have more time to spend with you. The facilities are also better and larger in Sudbad with a big whirpool, a little swiming pool, a nice bar, more rooms, more place in the dining room, etc.
Some of the girls in Sudbad are realy toppers such as Michelle, Bella, Ornella, Vicky ...[/QUOTE]
I'm almost a regular at FKK-World, since I've been there 5 times (I wish I could visit more often but it's difficult to find new excuses and time). Last weekend I flew from Rome into Koln/Bonn airport with Germanwings, while I usually land in Frankfurt Hahn by Ryanair.
I spent three days in Germany with a friend and I wanted to check the Koln area. So I read this thread and pointed out three places to visit: Sudbad, Samya and Bernd's.
We left on saturday morning from Pohlheim towards Koln. And our first stop was Sudbad. We arrived at 13:00 and a sign at the entrance said it would open at 17:00. Damn... World opens at 10:00 a.m.!!!
So we headed towards Samya. I visited their website and the place seemed just cool. We got there and the building is really big, seems like the good old Atlantis, but on three or four levels.
We parked our car, rang the bell and a very unpolite lady came to open the door just to say shortly that it was a club and the admission was reserved only to members. That's what my friend understood with his small german vocabulary. Quickly she closed the door and left us outside disappointed (and horny from the view of a couple of stunning beauties in the club). Damn... World accepts anyone at anytime!!!
After a quick glance at each other, we decided to try Bernd's. We headed towards Hennef and we got there approximately at 16:00. The place was closed and it really seems like a small house in the country side. There were also some kids playing across the street. Really not inviting...
We then decided to go back to Sudbab and try it again. After stopping at the hotel, we got there at 19:00. The place, compared to World, is quite small. But that wasn't a big problem since there were just 4 girls and a couple of customers. We then entered the Jacuzzi and then took a nap on the large sofas.
The situation gets "better" at around 21:30/22:00, when more girls arrive. But there's also too many customers. At a certain point there were 15 girls and no less than 30/40 customers. Of course not all of the girls are such beauties and so the good ones where simply assaulted.
The action (meeting and deciding to go to a room) takes all place in the bar area that gets very crowded and also a little bit frustrating. You have to fight over for a girl and you sip a drink shoulder to shoulder with the guy that has fucked her just a few minutes before. I know girls get fucked at World too, duh, but I can meet them alone somewhere in the facilities without having to deal with other guys' winks. I left the place as "innocent" as I entered it.
Maybe those are good resources for regulars or german guys. If you are visiting from abroad like me, to get some easy and nice mongering, just head to the World...
[QUOTE=Priapo]I'm almost a regular at FKK-World, since I've been there 5 times (I wish I could visit more often but it's difficult to find new excuses and time). Last weekend I flew from Rome into Koln/Bonn airport with Germanwings, while I usually land in Frankfurt Hahn by Ryanair.
I spent three days in Germany with a friend and I wanted to check the Koln area. So I read this thread and pointed out three places to visit: Sudbad, Samya and Bernd's.
We left on saturday morning from Pohlheim towards Koln. And our first stop was Sudbad. We arrived at 13:00 and a sign at the entrance said it would open at 17:00. Damn... World opens at 10:00 a.m.!!!
So we headed towards Samya. I visited their website and the place seemed just cool. We got there and the building is really big, seems like the good old Atlantis, but on three or four levels.
We parked our car, rang the bell and a very unpolite lady came to open the door just to say shortly that it was a club and the admission was reserved only to members. That's what my friend understood with his small german vocabulary. Quickly she closed the door and left us outside disappointed (and horny from the view of a couple of stunning beauties in the club). Damn... World accepts anyone at anytime!!!
After a quick glance at each other, we decided to try Bernd's. We headed towards Hennef and we got there approximately at 16:00. The place was closed and it really seems like a small house in the country side. There were also some kids playing across the street. Really not inviting...
We then decided to go back to Sudbab and try it again. After stopping at the hotel, we got there at 19:00. The place, compared to World, is quite small. But that wasn't a big problem since there were just 4 girls and a couple of customers. We then entered the Jacuzzi and then took a nap on the large sofas.
The situation gets "better" at around 21:30/22:00, when more girls arrive. But there's also too many customers. At a certain point there were 15 girls and no less than 30/40 customers. Of course not all of the girls are such beauties and so the good ones where simply assaulted.
The action (meeting and deciding to go to a room) takes all place in the bar area that gets very crowded and also a little bit frustrating. You have to fight over for a girl and you sip a drink shoulder to shoulder with the guy that has fucked her just a few minutes before. I know girls get fucked at World too, duh, but I can meet them alone somewhere in the facilities without having to deal with other guys' winks. I left the place as "innocent" as I entered it.
Maybe those are good resources for regulars or german guys. If you are visiting from abroad like me, to get some easy and nice mongering, just head to the World...[/QUOTE]
I am surprised that you even went to Schieferhof on a weekend. There are lots of places that broadcast that it is only open from Monday to Friday. You really missed out as it is the "Mother of FKK's" and is unique for sure. They do not seem to ever discriminate or turn people away as there is a real mix of customers there.
I agree with you that Sudbad is probably better for a regular local to go. It was slow the night I was there and it was difficult to connect with a girl.
I am surprised that Samyna turned you away. This is one club that I have never tried. Generally they are more than happy to take your entrance fee.
If you get the chance to return, come back during the week and give Bernds a try. It is different for sure as the girls and clients are older but the service is extraordinary. There is also more couch action than anywhere. The BBBJ is the normal warmup on the couch and this does not count against the time. Time, in fact I have never been rushed there because time was up. You are in the room until both of you are finished. The girls are a mix of young and a bit older. I personally like the older more skilled workers as more patient and pleasurable. There is one girl named Babsi that is fantastic and worth a long trip just to experience. Then there are about 5 others that are also worth a long trip to enjoy. Last time I was there I arrived at opening and stayed about 10 hours and enjoyed the time very much. I have seen others come for one or two hours and leave. In the summer they have a small garden area to relax in but the rest of the year you are mostly confined to two sitting areas and a small sauna.
World is big. There is always something happening and girls walking around. Sometimes it is hard to connect because they are "on the move" and I was in the wrong place to connect. You have to be more agressive at World to get what you want. The talent pool is much larger so there are great providers.
Too bad about your three bad experiences in NWR. There are other FKK's there that are worth a visit like Heavens Gate. Don't give up.
Bob
I was there between 1 - 4pm and had sex with just two girls as little Kingwenslas had been over-worked in the previous few days. Both sessions were excellent and I counted about 15 girls there and probably the same number of men.
Babsi was in attendance but I didn’t even talk to her as she was too busy. I wish to revise my previous report of her when I said that she looks 28 – I reckon she now looks a bit older, say, mid 30s.
Most of the blokes there were your typical middle-aged, fat, glasses wearing Germans. Interestingly, I did not see a single one of them take off his glasses when he went in the shower. There was one bloke who must have been mid 70s and he enjoyed his couch action just like the rest of us.
Since the club is so small, there’s not much to do except talk to the other guests and I swapped some excellent “war” stories with one of the punters. Interestingly, no one I spoke to had even heard of Fkk World or Oase.
I have forgotten the name of my first, but she was half Angolan, half Czech and was actually only 19. Normally I avoid the youngsters but at the time I didn’t realise how old she was, and she actually bears the distinction of being the first girl I have shagged who is half my age.
As already mentioned, I had been rather active in the previous few days and I must admit that my performance was not half as good as hers. I recommend this girl for you energetic types. She will not disappoint. Having said that, however, she did engineer the situation so that I didn’t come in her mouth, so this counts against her.
After this I went to chat to a regular who gave me the low-down on all the girls present that day, except for the one who he didn’t fancy. Basically he recommended either Brandy or Mara. Brandy had been on my “to do” list from my previous visit. Mara is not as good looking, but I went and chatted with her anyway to see if there would be a spark between us. She is Dutch and so doesn’t have the high cheekbones that you find in lots of EE girls. Also she does not have a suntan. More to the point, there was no spark, so I went and found Brandy.
What followed is probably one of the best experiences of my life. I told her my predicament, namely, that I was totally shagged out and she just took it all in her stride. She gave me the best blowjob I have had in a long, long time. She was chatty, enthusiastic and dirty :) When she swallowed my cum she even complimented me on its taste, asking me what I had been eating. She then playfully starting sucking my toes in “retaliation” for me tickling her earlier on. Then we have a few minutes of intimacy, just lying on the bed and chatting. She told me about her life and also that she was 32. And I had always put her at mid 20s.
My session probably over-ran by 15 or 20 minutes, hard to tell when you are so pre-occupied. I left in a pretty darned good mood. I will definitely be back sometime.
Kingwenslas
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]
I have forgotten the name of my first, but she was half Angolan, half Czech and was actually only 19. [/QUOTE]
Her name is Agatha ...
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]
Having said that, however, she did engineer the situation so that I didn’t come in her mouth, so this counts against her.
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Yes I had the same experience with her !
I had planned for a couple of days in Frankfurt to visit Palace an Oase. Due to certain reasones, I decided on Friday to find my way to Schieferhof. I had a car with GPS, so it should not be that hard. Takes "only" 1,5 hours from Frankfurt when you are lucky with the traffic.
I spent the time between 14 and 21 at the club and I can only say that this is my new favourite. The service level of the girls if almost far beyond what you could expect. And the relaxed atmosphere with a lot of action in the sofas is pretty nice.
The description telling the girls are a bit older compared to Oase and Palace is not really right, I would more say that the spread is higher. From 20 up to 45(?).
You absolutely come better off if you know some german. Mine is not that good, but nevertheless I was treated very well as a newcomer. It was also really noted by everyone that I was new to the place. I got this comment several times from the girls, and it was also obvious that they had discussed me between each other. It was no problem talking to the other visitors and all in all I felt very welcomed.
Unfortunately I was really not in my best shape due to a nasty cold for some time. People smooking in a small room with no air and hight temperature makes life harder. Still, I had two very nice sessions.
The first one was with Katja. This is a really good looking girl. Tall, enhanced breast I guess and with a very nice attitude. She did a very skilfull BBBJ while sitting in the sofa. After a while, she moved around to placed her self on little Polar and started to ride away with her breasts well placed for my mouth. Kind of akward feeling with 8 guys and some girls watching with interest.
After a while I suggested we should go to a room. Her comment was "Why does all men always want to go to a room?". Well, I personally don't bother having sex in front of other people. However, in a room with a large bed it's easier to do it in so many different ways compared to the tight place in the sofa. Well, a very nice session in all ended with a CIM.
The next session was with Brandy. She neglected to speak english with me and said that she had heard I could use german. Well OK, she has to be the one that talks the most. One hour later exhausted is the best word that comes to my mind. There are descriptions below about sessions with Brandy, and I can only say, this is the way it is. She "complained" at the end that I should have put my thumb harder in her ass while I was eating her pussy, and I have to make it up to her the next time. What a girl.
Unfortunately, the Friday evening went very busy, and I was not able to have a session with Mara. Does anyone know if she normally works all weekdays, or does she take one day off?
It has to be a next visit, and it has to be pretty soon. The big clubs in Frankfurt have their benefits and their big number of girls. Bernds has the the full quality in the treatment and it's hard to believe you could have a poor session at this place.
Greetings to all ye who see this.
Went the other day to Bernd’s just to be able to compare it with the clubs in the Frankfurt area. Well worth the visit.
Arrived early afternoon. Heartily welcomed. Initial observations:
- Guy/Girl ratio 2-to-1. Didn’t change in the course of the afternoon. - It may be said that the line-up is not as eye-catching as those in the Frankfurt clubs. - Hey! This place is really small. You are either in the upstairs or downstairs sofa area, both of which are not large. So whatever happens on the couches takes place quite close, if not right next, to you. - Atmosphere is warm, friendly and chatty. Nice camaraderie among the girls. Most of the men appear to be frequent guests (yes, I stood out as the newcomer).
As I was about half-an-hour into the upstairs-downstairs observation session, two girls went down on this guy right next to me. Whoa! to both the sights and sounds. That was some scene you don’t see everyday in Palace or Oase (maybe I missed out, but Bernd’s seems much more "public" than the other two). I later realized that this very appetizing sight was the normal fare here. Indeed, the couch action in Bernd’s is much more "intense" than the other two above-mentioned clubs I’ve been to. Anyway, I decided to wait just a little bit more and then get into the action.
Taking into account the recommendations derived from earlier posters, to whom I am grateful, thankful and indebted, I had my first session with Babsi. Yes, if you are even just a little reluctant to drive, Babsi is the one to guide you to the left lane of the highway. Very relaxed, very sympathetic and easy to talk to, and. Very able! She was kind enough to compliment me on the quantity and taste of my semen.
Then, again to the upstairs-downstairs routine.
After deciding my respite was sufficient, I continued looking around in a more desirous fashion and had my second session with Mara. She was outstanding both on the couch and in the room. She works on her BJ as if she was working on a piece of art. And art it was! Post-session talk was also very nice and friendly.
Finally, quite some time later, I decided to get a little adventurous and look for a session with someone not mentioned in the boards. Ended up with Anna. I haven’t described Babsi and Mara, not to duplicate earlier posts by others (I may just add that Mara has let her pubic hair grow again), but this is what can be said about Anna’s appearance: 5 ft. 7, brunette with blond streaks, green eyes, C-cup breasts, and a somewhat darkish tan for a girl from Poland. Quite good, but not as impressive as Babsi and Mara in terms of action. Little Jerry had already become a little sensitive after the earlier action at this age, and Anna’s BJ made you realize she has teeth. Ummm.
At the end of the day, I had been relieved of 220 Euros (70 for the entrance and 3x50 for the sessions, all ending with CIM). It was certainly worth it, particularly when you consider you would have to pay 150 more for the same treatment in the Frankfurt clubs.
OK, one last comment just to be able to say I also criticized the place: As I was paying to leave, I tried to be nice to the receptionist lady by saying how happy I was etc. But she simply ignored me. Dunno why, particularly after the warm welcome she had given me when I first arrived.
Cheers,
J
Someone wrote about Samya:
"We parked our car, rang the bell and a very unpolite lady came to open the door just to say shortly that it was a club and the admission was reserved only to members. That's what my friend understood with his small german vocabulary. Quickly she closed the door and left us outside disappointed (and horny from the view of a couple of stunning beauties in the club). Damn... World accepts anyone at anytime!"
I've heard about this happening at certain RTC (Rote Teppich Clubs or Red Carpet Clubs) in the Ruhr (particularly in Dortmund) but never down south of there.
Saying a club is closed only to member is a code word for saying you aren't the "right" people, whatever their defintion of "right" people might be.. usually it is because you aren't German or don't speak the language.
The only place I've been refused service was Planet Happy Garden.
It could be for various reasons. I speak fluent German but because I don't look German some women think they will have a communication issue with me (they never do, in fact, I am quite talkative in Nahkampf).
The first time I was refused service at PHG it was, I think, because the woman I wanted was waiting for a very specific Stammkunde. When the dude came, off they went to the room and she didn't resurface for hours afterwards.
I haven't been to PHG for a while but there used to be a video game in a corner off the bar and for some strange reason, some of the women can not be distracted from that game to do some work. And to think they would spend all afternoon playing at the thing while there were customers pacing up and down the hallways anxious to do business.
I've heard though (from a woman I met at Cocoon who also worked at PHG) that the Kontaktzimmer situation has been corrected. The old set up was a long narrow bar area with bar stools on one side where the women sat and a bar to the other side also with bar stools. When I say narrow, I mean narrow. Very difficult to manuever in, very crowded, not comfortable like a couch area.
Hi Stano, Polar and Jerry,
I think Bernds is becoming my new favourite club and I enjoyed reading your reports.
I just wanted to agree with Polar when he said that you will enjoy your visit more if you speak German. Germans in general love to practice their English, but on my two visits to Bernds I have never met an Anglophile and everything has been done in German.
For me, this is an advantage as I like to get some practice in, but if you are considering a visit, then bear this in mind otherwise you might be disappointed.
I am planning my next Bernds visit for Thursday 11 May just in case anyone else would like to meet up. I’ll be travelling by car, coming from the west, in case you would like a lift. Please pm me.
Kingwenslas
I did a quick and impovised visit to Bernds yesterday. This was absolutely the right decision.
I have purchased a small gadget since last time, the Garmin Nüvi 350. This little GPS navigator costs just a few hundred euros, and you bring it with you to any rented car. No hazzle to find the way. Well, of course I played with the navigator during the travel, so for the last part it focused on shortest way and not the fastest. I can tell that it's possible to reach Shieferhof from the back. Really passing cows in the country side. You just drive down and up through a walley on a narrow track and all of a sudden there is the place. I don't think many cars have used this way, but as beeing a tourist it's always fun to try something new.
For some strange reason I could not give the house number 28 to the navigator, it only acceptet 30. Filter against FKKs?
Wednesday was rather slow when it came to male visitors. At least that was what I heard from the girls. I stayed from 2 pm to 9 pm, and all the time the visitors were outnumbered by the girls.
From my point of view, the concept at Bernds more focus on quality than quantity. This said, I have to remark that I have had extremely high quality encounters at both Palace and Oase. I have had a couple of very poor ones there as well, and I believe this might not happen at Bernds. I'm also fond of the lack of hunting women. The visitors have to take the initiative.
I had decided to focus this visit on my so far all time favourite Mara. After searching for her for a while, the small head decided and I jumped directly on Katja. I don't believe you can get disapointed there either. Her CIM finish is very nice.
When we came out from the room I almost run directly into Mara. Shit. This was not the plan. Nothing funny will be even possible for a while. But there is nothing to to. Just let the nature take it's time.
When I left at 9 pm however, I was more than satisfied. Two one hour sessions with Mara (poor girl) will be something to remember until my next visit. For me she is as close to perfect as it can be. Luckily, alltough Bernds is much smaller than the big ones in Frankfurt, i believe that anyone will find his preferences fulfiled among the girls that works at the place. I saw guys waiting long and eagerly for girls I would never even think of coming close to. So, there is something for everyone.
Hope to be back soon. I'm not sure I will make it already for the 11th of May, but if that's the case, I post you a note Kingwenslas.
[QUOTE=Polar]I did a quick and impovised visit to Bernds yesterday. This was absolutely the right decision.
I have purchased a small gadget since last time, the Garmin Nüvi 350. This little GPS navigator costs just a few hundred euros, and you bring it with you to any rented car. No hazzle to find the way. Well, of course I played with the navigator during the travel, so for the last part it focused on shortest way and not the fastest. I can tell that it's possible to reach Shieferhof from the back. Really passing cows in the country side. You just drive down and up through a walley on a narrow track and all of a sudden there is the place. I don't think many cars have used this way, but as beeing a tourist it's always fun to try something new.
For some strange reason I could not give the house number 28 to the navigator, it only acceptet 30. Filter against FKKs?
Wednesday was rather slow when it came to male visitors. At least that was what I heard from the girls. I stayed from 2 pm to 9 pm, and all the time the visitors were outnumbered by the girls.
From my point of view, the concept at Bernds more focus on quality than quantity. This said, I have to remark that I have had extremely high quality encounters at both Palace and Oase. I have had a couple of very poor ones there as well, and I believe this might not happen at Bernds. I'm also fond of the lack of hunting women. The visitors have to take the initiative.
I had decided to focus this visit on my so far all time favourite Mara. After searching for her for a while, the small head decided and I jumped directly on Katja. I don't believe you can get disapointed there either. Her CIM finish is very nice.
When we came out from the room I almost run directly into Mara. Shit. This was not the plan. Nothing funny will be even possible for a while. But there is nothing to to. Just let the nature take it's time.
When I left at 9 pm however, I was more than satisfied. Two one hour sessions with Mara (poor girl) will be something to remember until my next visit. For me she is as close to perfect as it can be. Luckily, alltough Bernds is much smaller than the big ones in Frankfurt, i believe that anyone will find his preferences fulfiled among the girls that works at the place. I saw guys waiting long and eagerly for girls I would never even think of coming close to. So, there is something for everyone.
Hope to be back soon. I'm not sure I will make it already for the 11th of May, but if that's the case, I post you a note Kingwenslas.[/QUOTE]
Polar,
Thank you for your good report on a favorite club of mine. I also have enjoyed the skills of Mara. Another of my favorites there is Babsi. There are several other girls there that are exceptional.
I wonder if you could answer a question for me? Can you CIM and then FS in one session for the one session price? It always seems that the girls look at the session as a 30 minute block and don't focus on what happens during that time. In some places if you come that is the end of the session, even if it is in the first five minutes. Bernd's seems to be much more focused on customer satisfaction and not getting too concerned about turning over the rooms as many times as possible.
I just wish that visits here could be more frequent. Great place with great service and a great attitude. German is helpful but not required.
Bob
This club isn't for you if you are only looking for visual appeal. Service is their strong point with certain services included which you'd pay extra for at other clubs.
The selection of women is either really, really young (18 or 19) or older and very experienced. I like my service providers not to look like service providers so heavily tatooed or pierced women aren't my thing - this club has quite a number of the heavily tatooed and pierced. All are nude and there is considerable couch action so you can pretty well assess the qualities of the women before you make your choice.
The Kunden tend to be older (60s and up) and tend to be mostly German.
This is a very small club. It used to be even smaller when they had the pool but they filled that up and now have rooms over where it used to be. There is a small outside area but you can't go wandering out there without anything on (the neighbors can see into the back yard) or have sex outside either.
There are two bars: one upstairs and downstairs. Don't expect much from the decor. Its dated but functional. Their porno videos aren't anything to write home about.
They have very good food (provided by the Hotel Reuter which is down the street from it) so even if you don't do anything the entry fee (which is rather steep) is partially justified by the food. Where they serve food used to be a bedroom with an open door and mirror. If you sat on the couch just outside it, you could see into the room and watch the action.
This is a very loose club where lots takes place in public and nobody bats an eyelash. Picture guys standing at the bar drinking while there are squatting women performing BJs on them.
I miss the Sankt Augustine-Meindorf club though. This was a sister club to Bernds but it closed several years ago (supposedly the club was turned into a Kindergarten). Totally different Stimmung, even looser than Bernds, totally different Besatzung who were warm and friendly.
If nothing was going on there they had nothing against you sitting with them and giving them massages. I used to see Vanessa there: blonde, German, small tits, pear shaped. Wonder where she is these days.
There is one woman I remember from there who is now with Bernds: Katja. Russian woman, probably mid-thirties, built the way I like them: full-sized (5'9") and full-figured. Her name still show up in reports.
Then there is the legendary Aylin.
[QUOTE=Polar]I did a quick and impovised visit to Bernds yesterday. This was absolutely the right decision.[/QUOTE]Probably we met without knowing each other:)
Was there beween 1:30 and 8pm.
Saw a dutch guy promoting "ijsberenforum" by showing a t-shirt around:))
[QUOTE=Polar]I can tell that it's possible to reach Shieferhof from the back. Really passing cows in the country side. You just drive down and up through a walley on a narrow track and all of a sudden there is the place. I don't think many cars have used this way.....[/QUOTE]I can confirm, used the same way, some years ago, same situation, new gps navigator. :)
For the not german speaking visitors I can recommend Babsi, german, natural blonde,40, pretty face, looks younger. Educated lady, excellent english, excellent BJ /CIM.
1. Jenny, short blonde (dyed), greek origin. Very friendly, keen to please, service with no restrictions, moaning loud and shouting encouragement :) Did her an hour, she couldn´t get enough.
2. Babsi, as described above. Know and apreciate her since years, we mainly go to the room for exchanging the latest news and gossip. Beside I enjoyed a very skilled BJ.
3. Celine, early 20s, pretty face, somewhat firm figure, almost no tits. Friendly, nice BJ, good service, nothing to complain, but no spark.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]There is one woman I remember from there who is now with Bernds: Katja. Russian woman, probably mid-thirties, built the way I like them: full-sized (5'9") and full-figured. Her name still show up in reports.[/QUOTE]The mid-thirties she left behind;)
Not my taste, but famous for her service and excellent reviews.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Then there is the legendary Aylin.[/QUOTE]Sad to say, but since her comeback after one year of absence from the job she is very much changed. Lost the all smiling attitude, still nice, but no more spirit. Works like a robot, no heart with her doing.
Still very pretty, excellent service, but no more legend.
Val
[QUOTE=Val Yodel]
Was there beween 1:30 and 8pm.[/QUOTE]
Funny. Almost the same period. I arrived around 1:30 as well and left just after 9 pm.
[QUOTE=Fly Bob]
Can you CIM and then FS in one session for the one session price?[/QUOTE]
I have to admit that I have not tried, but I would be surprised if there was a problem. Or to be honest, I don't believe I would manage that. However the experience from Bernds is that the time counts and there is absolutely no hurry. Why not start with CIM during the foreplay in the sofa, and then move to the room for the rest. This would absolutely be just half an hour, I can't think of anything else.
[QUOTE=Polar]Funny. Almost the same period. I arrived around 1:30 as well and left just after 9 pm.
I have to admit that I have not tried, but I would be surprised if there was a problem. Or to be honest, I don't believe I would manage that. However the experience from Bernds is that the time counts and there is absolutely no hurry. Why not start with CIM during the foreplay in the sofa, and then move to the room for the rest. This would absolutely be just half an hour, I can't think of anything else.[/QUOTE]
Polar,
Thanks for your comments. I agree with you on their penchant for good service and not getting caught up in the minor details. I was always concerned about getting too far along on the couch and screwing up a great session.
Bob
[QUOTE=Val Yodel]Sad to say, but since her comeback after one year of absence from the job she is very much changed. Lost the all smiling attitude, still nice, but no more spirit. Works like a robot, no heart with her doing.
Still very pretty, excellent service, but no more legend.
Val[/QUOTE]Oh well.. this sometimes happens.
I remember a really cool tall blonde with a nice figure at Dolce Vita in D'dorf. Nice to look at but she was a little too much into getting the dirty deed done, too mechanical.
A friend who knew her when she was just new in the profession said she was quite something else then.. so people change.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Oh well.. this sometimes happens.
I remember a really cool tall blonde with a nice figure at Dolce Vita in D'dorf. Nice to look at but she was a little too much into getting the dirty deed done, too mechanical.
A friend who knew her when she was just new in the profession said she was quite something else then.. so people change.[/QUOTE]
I find that when women first enter the business many hope to make a bit of money and marry the boyfriend of their dreams and live happily ever after. Unfortunately, most of these relationships fail and the money is wasted. Then they feel they must return to their job and earn a living. Thus, the change in attitude. I can understand how the initial attention and money may be attractive to a new girl and how they will be disappointed when they realize that the men are only there for their needs and most really don't care what happens to the girl. It's sad to realize you are being used and discarded. I still remember the ones that were particularly nice, but I suspect I am in the minority.
Has anyone stayed at the Hotel Reuter, close to Bernds? They have a website (if in fact I'm looking at the correct website), but the building looks a little small and rustic. Looks like 35 euro single, though. Could put up with a little rustic for that kind of jack. Thinking ahead about my next vacation.
[QUOTE=whitey2]Has anyone stayed at the Hotel Reuter, close to Bernds? They have a website (if in fact I'm looking at the correct website), but the building looks a little small and rustic. Looks like 35 euro single, though. Could put up with a little rustic for that kind of jack. Thinking ahead about my next vacation.[/QUOTE]To stay at Reuter is very common for Schieferhof-visitors, they are welcome:)
Also Reuter is supplier of the food /buffet at Bernd´s.
It is in 3 minutes walking distance of the club, the rooms are clean, your key is for an extra entrance of the guesthouse, no reception to pass. The breakfast is famous, for 35 Eur you can´t get better value.
Val
Hi!
I usually stay at Hotel Reuter after having spent a day in the Schieferhof. Of course you cannot expect a 5star HiltonHotel but the rooms are pretty simple and clean. I would not recommend to spend your holidays in that hotel but one night is fine!
The breakfast is prepared by the owner himself and is simply excellent.
Best regards,
Koelnermatze
[QUOTE=whitey2]Has anyone stayed at the Hotel Reuter, close to Bernds? They have a website (if in fact I'm looking at the correct website), but the building looks a little small and rustic. Looks like 35 euro single, though. Could put up with a little rustic for that kind of jack. Thinking ahead about my next vacation.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=whitey2]Has anyone stayed at the Hotel Reuter, close to Bernds? They have a website (if in fact I'm looking at the correct website), but the building looks a little small and rustic. Looks like 35 euro single, though. Could put up with a little rustic for that kind of jack. Thinking ahead about my next vacation.[/QUOTE]This hotel is cool. It is rustic and basic but the owner is the same guy who delivers food to Bernds (which by the way, is very good). I'd park my car here and walk to Bernds and when it closes walk back to the hotel. I'd not stay anywhere else if I were going to Bernds. And the price is right.
I have stayed there many times. It is small, but it is clean, quiet, and the breakfast is quite good. It is also located one block from a bus stop which will take you directly to the train station, which saves you even more money compared to taking a cab.
Stimpson
Thanks, guys, for all the good info. I'll definitely give it a try next time I'm in Germany. Three minutes' walk to Bernds, 35 euro fare, excellent eats, free parking - what more could you ask?
To add my own info to this subject, the website for Hotel Reuter (I'm pretty sure I have the right one) is below. Pics of the food are on the site - apparently everybody's right about how good it is. Certainly LOOKS good! The reservation option on the webpage doesn't appear to be working, but there's an e-mail option.
[url]http://www.restaurant-reuter.de.vu/[/url]
Also, here is a pic of the place (if I can get it to post):
[url]http://web21.maxsyncron.org/restaurant_reuter/63dd08972213dfa6f/d000.html[/url]
[QUOTE=whitey2] The reservation option on the webpage doesn't appear to be working, but there's an e-mail option.
][/QUOTE]
Whitey2,
I stayed here a couple of months ago. Like everyone has said it is small, clean and friendly. I think there was only one other guest the night I was there. Don't arrive too early. I had a hard time finding someone to check in at 12:00. They were exceptionally friendly and the breakfast was excellent.
I made my reservation on the internet. I don't remember how but try sending an email if the reservation link does not work. This link is for some agency that handles the reservations for them. So, just send the email and give that a try.
Bob
Hi Guys,
With reference to my previous post about my next Bernd’s visit on Thursday 11th May, it looks like it will now be this Wednesday 10th May and I will be coming from the north, if anyone would like a ride in the car. Please PM me.
Kingwenslas
I'm a frequent lurker here but a first time poster. I've been going to FKKs few times a year pretty much for the past 6 years.
I've been reading a lot of praising on Bernd. I couldn't resist posting some of my fair and balance view about this club. I just want those newbies to know that if you are looking for model looking faces and playboy body type of women, you would be dissapointed like I did the first time here. In my eyes, most of the girls here are in the 5 - 6 range. Occasionally, you'll see a 7. I've been to this club few times hoping to meet a hot one, but I've never ever seen anyone who is higher than 7. You see. I'm an extremely visual person. A chic rated 5 or 6 can give me the best BJ in the world, but I have a tough time getting hard and enjoying it. It seems like my body is mentally or visually rejecting it or something. On the other hand, if I see a naked 9 or 8, I pretty much immediately get a hard on even before she touches me. This club just doesn't do it for me as much, granted that its service is generally pretty good.
[QUOTE=Peter on the "Other FKK clubs" section]
... 50€ at Bernds is for a single session with a girl. This basically entails some couch action and a reasonable time in the room anywhere near 30 minutes (can often be up to about 40-45 minutes). BHasically as long as it takes for you to cum (so if you cum 2 or 3 times and go for 45 minutes expect it to DEFINITELY count as 2 rooms).[/QUOTE]I'm not sure about the "as long as it takes for you to cum". I visited Bernd last year. I had a session with this girl Nadine who's German about 24 y/o 5'4" dirty blond with tan skin and A/B cup. After spending about 5 minutes with her on the couch, we went into the room. (I always wore a watch and look at it in front of her just so she know I kind of keep track of the time.) About 20 to 25 minutes later, she reminded me that time's almost up. I didn't even cum yet. She explained to me that the 5 minutes couch action would count toward the total 30 minutes. That started kind of turning me off little bit. I then politely and gentlemanly asked if it's ok to finish with CIM. She said no. I smiled and gave her a hug and said "danke". That's pretty much how the session ended without cumming.
[QUOTE=Peter on the "Other FKK clubs" section]
If the girl has CIM in her repertoir - that means if she offers it as a service ( but not all girls who work there do) . then it is included in the 50€ room charge. Again, not all women offer CIM, and the session going overtime without strict adherence to the clock are not givens. They belong to the clubs credo of good service..[/QUOTE]If I were a girl working there, I probably wouldn't allow CIM either. Why bother? What is it in for me? There is no incentive to do CIM, especially to the non-local guys.
[QUOTE=Investor]
I've been reading a lot of praising on Bernd. I couldn't resist posting some of my fair and balance view about this club. I just want those newbies to know that if you are looking for model looking faces and playboy body type of women, you would be dissapointed like I did the first time here. In my eyes, most of the girls here are in the 5 - 6 range. Occasionally, you'll see a 7. I've been to this club few times hoping to meet a hot one, but I've never ever seen anyone who is higher than 7. You see. I'm an extremely visual person. A chic rated 5 or 6 can give me the best BJ in the world, but I have a tough time getting hard and enjoying it. It seems like my body is mentally or visually rejecting it or something. On the other hand, if I see a naked 9 or 8, I pretty much immediately get a hard on even before she touches me. This club just doesn't do it for me as much, granted that its service is generally pretty good.
[/QUOTE]
This club's selection is skewed either really young (18 or 19) or older but experienced. In the older and experienced category, some of the women look like hookers, which is a turnoff for me. I'm not into heavy tatoos or piercings (a number of them have them).
What this club has going for it is its "anything goes" athmosphere. And the women aren't clock watchers (typically, anyway).
The typical scene, by the way, is a customer is in his advanced years making out with an 18 or 19 year old on the couch.
The Roemerforum guys keep saying: the better looking women typically do not offer good services because they don't have to try very hard, the lower rated ones have to make up for their looks with better services.
The Germans have an equivalent expression to "all that glistens isn't gold".
So if every now and then you pick a 5 or a 6 in a club who typically is on the sidelines because she can't make the visual cut, she just might surprise you service-wise.
You sometimes would do well to give a dog a bone every now and then.
I had an extremely erotic experience with a redheaded Ruhrpottmaedel on the couch here once. She wasn't a 9 or a 10 but she had a way of using her hands and rubbing herself against me which had me come though we weren't actually having sex (at least there was no penetration). It was like a long extended wet dream. Later, I took her into a room to do the dirty deed but I still remember her simply because I'd never had couch action like that anywhere.
I intend to do a drop by late next week combined with a trip to Sudbad just to see what that club is all about.
First of all, to Investor and Jackyo, it’s interesting what you are saying. Everyone is different and has different tastes. I am firmly of the view that looks are not important in sexual enjoyment, as long as the girl is attractive enough to make you feel horny in the first place. You only need to have one blowjob from a stunningly attractive girl whose heart is not in it to know what I mean.
I also think your age is important relative to the girl’s. I find now at the age of 39 that I can find women up to the age of 45 sexually attractive, whereas maybe 10 years ago I would not have.
But yes, you are making a valid point just in case people think they will find stunningly attractive young girls at Bernd’s who give the same level of service as the older girls. But there is something about the maturity of the older girls which the youngsters just cannot match.
For the record, I would define a youngster as someone 23 and younger. The girls who give the best service are over 30. Granted, this is obviously a complete generalisation.
Now, on with my report. I was travelling with my friend Noskin. We arrived early and waited in the car until 1pm. In rather a German way, several cars and taxis converged on the property at exactly 1 o’clock and so we made our way in to find things in full swing.
As is normal on a visit to an fkk, we both decided to get laid quickly and ask questions later.
My first was Monica, the 32 year old Hungarian who had been snatched away from me on a previous visit. Had a fantastic time with her. What I liked the most was her blowjob technique. She would scratch my balls and finger my arsehole whilst sucking my cock, or different variations thereof.
The only thing to criticise is that she did not swallow my cum, suggesting instead a condom for blowjob to completion. At the end she triumphally declared that she had “sucked me dry” – a fact I couldn’t argue with.
After a lovely lunch, sunbathe and beer I was back in the game. The girl I chose next was from Kaliningrad, has worked at Bernd’s for 11 years or so and is one of their longest serving girls. She is 37 and has a voluptuous body with a pretty face. I am sure that Investor would argue with my “voluptuous” description and call her plump (no offence, mate). The problem is, I absolutely cannot remember her name. Please, please, can someone reading this put me out of my misery?
By late afternoon the place was quite busy with a 5 minute wait for rooms. This girl’s favourite sex location was the room without a door down in the cellar, such that everyone in the bar could observe. Being British I was reluctant to try it here, but when you have a throbbing hard-on with a willing girl gazing into your eyes it doesn’t take long to concur. Also had a very good session. This girl’s strength was her kissing. Unfortunately she didn’t swallow either, but I was left extremely satisfied.
My third pop was an attractive 25 year old Polish girl called Anna. She said she had been there a month, and would like to stay. It’s a few days now since last Wednesday and I can’t remember the details of what happened. But it must have been good as I had her again for my fourth and final session of the day. She didn’t swallow the first time, but did the second time.
Anyway, in conclusion we both had a perfect day out, with top quality sex at a reasonable price and we will certainly both be going back when time allows. I will try and get Noskin to write his own report. Oh, and I have just realised there is a “Travel Plans and Announcements” section which I should have used on a previous post, so apologies for that.
Kingwenslas
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]The girl I chose next was from Kaliningrad, has worked at Bernd’s for 11 years or so and is one of their longest serving girls. She is 37 and has a voluptuous body with a pretty face.
The problem is, I absolutely cannot remember her name. Please, please, can someone reading this put me out of my misery?[/QUOTE]You had an encounter with the much praised russian ”queen” Katja!!
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]
After a lovely lunch, sunbathe and beer I was back in the game. The girl I chose next was from Kaliningrad, has worked at Bernd’s for 11 years or so and is one of their longest serving girls. She is 37 and has a voluptuous body with a pretty face. I am sure that Investor would argue with my “voluptuous” description and call her plump (no offence, mate). The problem is, I absolutely cannot remember her name. Please, please, can someone reading this put me out of my misery?
Kingwenslas[/QUOTE]
Could this have been Katja? She's a fixture there. I first met her when the Sankt Augustine-Meindorf club was open. When that closed she moved to Bernds.
She's Russian, tall, with nice curves, wide ass. She's definitely older but has a nice face.. and a great attitude.
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]
You only need to have one blowjob from a stunningly attractive girl whose heart is not in it to know what I mean.
[/QUOTE]
If you pick a girl simply based on the way she looks you can be in for a disappointment.
If you spot a stunningly beautiful girl, my advice is to sit and watch first. If the other customers don't approach her, its because they know something you don't know.
If she does get a customer, make note of the time they go to the room and the time she gets back. There are women who want to turn tricks as quickly as they can and if she is one of them, avoid her like the plague.
There is nothing that is more of a turnoff than having a totally "lustlos" experience.
Its happened enough to me.
You step into the room, she spreads her towel on the bed and then she bundles up her hair with a rubberband. Then she makes you lie down face up and she administer a so-so blowjob. She won't consider any other activity (going down on her, for example, or just intensive kissing). When you are stiff enough, she lies down and you are supposed to get on top. A couple of artificial moans and sighs and you are supposed to come. She won't even consider any other positions, certainly doesn't want to get on top because that means she needs to exert effort. Or if she gets on top she kind of rocks with you inside her, doesn't want to do any real inside-out action. When you finally come, she gets up without saying a word, wraps a towel around her and thats the end of that. She won't give you a second shot even if you've booked her for longer.
What I dislike the most is the "hand-wrapped-around-the-dick" procedure just so the condom doesn't fall off. I understand the concern and I can deal with it but it doesn't contribute to a spontaneous, adventurous athmosphere.
There is no foreplay, sometimes no conversation. You crack a few jokes, make some comments and she doesn't react. There is nothing more unsexy than a dumb woman (or one who can't understand you or who doesn't want to make an effort to understand you). Sex is a form of human interaction and communication is a part of it.
I speak better German than some of the foreign women so sometimes I find myself explaining to them what certain words mean.
Give me someone instead who has a sense of humor, a sense of adventure, is into her work and wants to enjoy it too. If she comes or wants to come, thats a plus. She has to have something to say too.
Since finding someone who is like this is difficult, if I find a girl I like I tend to go back to her during my club visit rather than sample the rest of the selection. Why take that chance the chemistry isn't there?
Clubfreund from the Roemerforum has a test to see if a girl is worth booking for a long time or not. Its called the CF Test after him and its a link on the upper right side of their website.
When they enter the room, he lies face down and waits to see what she does. If she says: "Hey, are you here to sleep?" or "You're lying down the wrong way", she's there to do business and thats it.
If instead, she goes with the flow and she offers a massage or starts caressing or kissing his back, you've found someone who is genuinely service oriented and is worth booking for a longer time.
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]The girl I chose next was from Kaliningrad, has worked at Bernd’s for 11 years or so and is one of their longest serving girls. [/QUOTE]
I wonder how many thousands of cocks she has had in her??
I hope you are only asking this out of idle, intellectual curiosity :). It was certainly the last thing on my mind at the time. Having said that, it did occur to me that she must be very good and happy at Bernd’s if she’s been there that long.
And Jackyo, now that you mention it, yes, her name is Katja. She’s everything you said (and a little bit more). I feel a lot better now that I have her name again.
Kingwenslas
Now let's see:
She's say been active for 18 years (37 less 19). If she works twenty days in a month, has ten customers per day, she has had:
18 years times 12 months/year times 20 days/month times 10 customers/day = 43,200 customers. Bernds is closed on weekends, one musn't forget.
If each time she has a session each customer pumps her 60 strokes per minute for seven minutes, that would amount to 420 strokes per customer or 18,144,000 strokes in total over the past 18 years.
If each customer measured 8", that would be a total of 145,152,000 inches or 12,096,000 feet or 4,032,000 yards.
Is anyone interested in doing a metric conversion?
[QUOTE=Jackyo]When they enter the room, he lies face down and waits to see what she does. If she says: "Hey, are you here to sleep?" or "You're lying down the wrong way", she's there to do business and thats it.
If instead, she goes with the flow and she offers a massage or starts caressing or kissing his back, you've found someone who is genuinely service oriented and is worth booking for a longer time.[/QUOTE]
hehe, this is excatly what I like to do. Sometimes it confuses the hell out of'em. I like to do it with a twist, like "no I don't like massage, I am just not in the mood for sex right now, do you mind singing for me" and then light a cigarette or something stupid just to see how they handle the situation. It can be fun to play these little tricks.
Chivaz
I'll mention this here because Sudbad and Bernds are sister clubs.
Sudbad is running a 1/2 reduced entry fee for Roemerforum registered members until the 21st of May.
It does not apply to the entry fee at Bernds.
You need to be a registered Roemerforum member.
You need to post at the "Verabredungseck" before 5:00 o'clock on the day you are going so they know to expect you.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I'll mention this here because Sudbad and Bernds are sister clubs.
Sudbad is running a 1/2 reduced entry fee for Roemerforum registered members until the 21st of May.
It does not apply to the entry fee at Bernds.
You need to be a registered Roemerforum member.
You need to post at the "Verabredungseck" before 5:00 o'clock on the day you are going so they know to expect you.[/QUOTE]
that's intresting. How much they reduce to the entrance fees?
[QUOTE=Xavier Yves]that's intresting. How much they reduce to the entrance fees?[/QUOTE]
The entrance fee has been cut in half but as I wrote only until the 21st, only if you are a registered Roemerforum member and only if you register in the "Verabredungseck" that you are coming.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Now let's see:
If each customer measured 8", that would be a total of 145,152,000 inches or 12,096,000 feet or 4,032,000 yards.
Is anyone interested in doing a metric conversion?[/QUOTE]
Zounds! Don't know about metric conversion, but 4,032,000 yard = 2,290 miles! That's one long stretch of pecker. That would also be enough of a pile of accompanying rubbers to make into several sets of Goodyear tires. Of course, we 8"+++ mongers might drive up the mileage considerably :)
Just want to make you all a little envious, and tell that I spent the whole yesterday at Bernds. Arrived just after opening and stayed until 21.30
It was more crowded on a normal Tuesday than I had expected. That was also a comment I got from one of the girls. I thought the germans have vacation in August?
We can all read from the reports that there are different opinions and different flavours of taste. I absolutely don't fancy all the girls that works at Bernds, far from. But what I think I can see is the real focus on making the guests satisfied. I admit that you can find several 9 or 10s in the larger FKKs in Frankfurt, but I still believe that the risk to have a poor session is much much higher in that area as well.
Something that stroke me yesterday was the habit to go to the room with several girls. Two, sometimes three. On one hand this could be something to dream about, but when I think of it, I feel it would be rather confusing. Where should I put my focus? Nevertheless is seems to be popular among the visitiors. Mara told me they had a session the week before with 2 men and 5 women in the room. She had to admit it was slightly complicated to know who did what to whom...
To comment the important side, I had two sessions with Mara that I can live on for a while. Don't have to comment the details, she knows her profession and she is very nice to be with. She suits my personal taste more than well.
This was my third vistit to Bernds, and I feel there is another difference compared to Frankfurt area as well. The girls seems to talk to each other, and also to remember things. In the small talk after the sessions I got the comment "last time you went with Katja". Hey, this was many weeks ago and there have obviously passed quite a few other men since. I have told myself to see the comment as something positiv.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Now let's see:
She's say been active for 18 years (37 less 19). If she works twenty days in a month, has ten customers per day, she has had:
18 years times 12 months/year times 20 days/month times 10 customers/day = 43,200 customers. [/QUOTE]
Jackyo
There is another way to look at this, at 50€ that amounts to 2.160.000€ She could have retired a long time ago. She must love her job.
I do think that she probably does not average 10 sessions per day so the mileage needs to be adjusted back a little.
Either way, she is a really nice person and a good provider for sure.
Bob
Reminds me of that old joke about the two hookers having a fight about who to have the highest mileage. One suggested that adding all "her" dicks in a row would reach from Wienna to Rome, when the other replied she could gravel the same way with "her" balls :-)
BTW, I admire proffesionalism and skills in every profession and pussy is no exception i.e. I'm on my way........
Well, just confirms my opinion that Sudbad is beyond saving.They should close the place. Times and fashion have moved on from the red flock wallpaper, red carpet and classic darkwood furniture kind of brothel.
Marlow,
I have been to PHG, Goldentime, Atlantis when it was open and FKK Freude 39 in Bochum and I have to say that I prefer the red flock wallpaper, the red carpet and the darkwood interior has its charms!
Although PHG and GT have a modern feel, you know the large plasma screens, muted interiors and plush furniture, I am more relaxed in Freude 39. PHG feels like rush hour in the evenings; The large space at Freude's is most welcoming. Also couch action happens and no-bats an eyelid, well except me when I have a good stare! And also comfortable sofas!
If I remember some members have asked for wireless internet in theses clubs. Who wants to work when they can relax an unwind!
I am intending one day to photograph FKK architecture and go around some of the clubs before they open for customers. Anyone on good terms with the owners and can help me out?
I remember my early visits to PHG a few of Winter ago. Early afternoon with my robe sitting in the Nachcafe and watching the snow fall outside and the odd girl or two walk by me and feeling very relaxed, priceless. leave your laptops in the office.
Yes I can see it now, a coffeetable book titled "FKK Architecture" published by art book publishers Taschen.
The only problem for me would be if the book was published and a a journalist asks me "Have you been to an FKK Club before" Now that would let the cat out of the bag.....
i can confirm that the veterans of this club are still there: anja, babsi, katja and aylin.. aylin has a different look and i didn't recognize her at first: she now has jetblack straight hair.. katja is just as i remember her.. both of them are built for comfort and not speed.. neither is particularly aerodynamic.. but this is how women should look.. i say thumbs down on the super thin model types with small asses, bony backs and small tits with small drag coefficients..
highlight of the visit was watching the two of them do this guy on the couch.. first taking turns on blowjobs while he fingered and played with the other one.. then gummi darauf.. and one would pump him.. and then the other.. without changing the condom! (this surprised me).. then an eventual finish which left the guy literally shivering from head to toe (a frisson, if i've ever seen one) as aylin took it in the mouth (and then spit it out into a papertowel).. and then some lying around and cuddling before everyone went off to get cleaned up.
i will doing a more detailed writeup of my trip for the roemerforum but thought i should throw this in for now.
i would guess that katja easily does ten customers a day.. she hung out downstairs and it was very rarely that you would see her just sitting there.. i entertained the thought of doing her and i'd wander down there and not find her because she was in the room.. she still very much keeps up with the youngsters.. this speaks as well for her talents and her reputation.
we (me and the breadman) were there from the time it opened (1 pm) to just about when it closed and though we had originally planned to go to sudbad after to get in two clubs for the day, we decided to stay put instead.
i spoke briefly to mara and can confirm she is really nice. she's dutch by the way (hence the accent) and she's been there for two years. i remember seeing her when she was just new to the club. none of those younger girls who were in her jahrgang (or baujahr or baureihe, if you want to think of them as cars or locomotives) are there any more though.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I say thumbs down on the super thin model types with small asses, bony backs and small tits with small drag coefficients..
[/QUOTE]
I'll gladly take the ones Jackyo doesn't want.
Bernds is a nice little club, id go there again. I found enough women to keep my attention, like the upstairs/downstairs setup that allows you to get some sunlight in the main room or head downstairs for a more secluded/dark atmosphere. Was not impressed at all with the food. Basic cold cuts, bread, fruit with a small hot plate of potatoes and a meat/mushroom/gravy mix. Had better, had worse...but for 70 euro entrance they should go the extra step and provide better fare.
Girls tend to do the 3 minute public bbbj and then drag you off to the room, you can almost time the public display. I was informed that the girls arent clock watchers and that if the half hour runs over to 45 minutes you'll only get charged the half hour rate. Wrong. Got charge the hour rate for going over, didnt make a scene since I did go over...just be warned that if you do you might get an extra fee tacked on.
[QUOTE=Breadman]Was not impressed at all with the food. Basic cold cuts, bread, fruit with a small hot plate of potatoes and a meat/mushroom/gravy mix. Had better, had worse...but for 70 euro entrance they should go the extra step and provide better fare. [/QUOTE]
It used to be much better with a broader selection of hot food and salads.
The meat dish was replenished periodically but it was basically the same food for the entire period of time we were there.
To Peter,
I AM taking the ones Jackyo leaves out!!
[QUOTE=Marlow]To Peter,
I AM taking the ones Jackyo leaves out!![/QUOTE]
Hey Marlow and Peter,
... there is every possible size and shape out there.. plenty for everyone and more than enough to share!
Women are, as always, a Geschmacksache...
It seems like I will visit Bernds on this comming Monday. Does anyone know if there are several girls at Bernds that take Mondays off? I will try to call them and ask, but I´m not sure I will get the true answer.
I hope there is not a holliday in Germany on Monday - Tuesday. I saw in the calendar that there are some special Days, but it can of course be so without beeing a free-from-work day.
Hi Polar,
I am sorry, but everything (including Bernds) will be closed on next Monday. There is an official bank holiday in Germany!
Best regards,
Matze
polar,
call them. Monday is a holiday and I think they might be closed.
Thanks!
You learn something new every day. Next time I think I can squeeze in a trip is during week 25. No special holliday's during that week I hope?
Does anyone know if when you leave Berndt's you can get a free entry coupon for Sudbad in Koln, and vice versa? I think they are under the same management. You used to be able to go to Berndt's and St. Augustine and only pay one entry fee before SA sadly closed years ago.
[QUOTE=Catalyst]Does anyone know if when you leave Bernd's you can get a free entry coupon for Sudbad in Koeln, and vice versa? I think they are under the same management. You used to be able to go to Bernd's and St. Augustine and only pay one entry fee before SA sadly closed years ago.[/QUOTE]
.. but a) you will need to tell them you are doing this when you leave Bernds, b) you will need to do at least one session at Sudbad to not be charged the entry fee again.
This was how it worked between Sankt Augustine-Meindorf and Bernds back then too.
I have a trip coming up in a couple of weeks. Wondering if anyone has been here lately? Are there usually a lot of girls on holidays in early July? In the past the ratio changed through the day but was really never bad.
Bob
Here is day 2 of a trip I took a few years ago. If you like hearing about the past look for days 1 and 3 on the Babylon and Oase branches.
DAY 2 – Berndt’s and St. Augustine
Well, this is really day 1 of a second trip since there was a long hiatus between this day and the one before, but what the heck. I went to Berndt’s and this time it was open. The selection was not as good as at Babylon, but entry to Berndt’s was also good at St. Augustine, which I had heard good reports about, so that was only half of the selection and I got to try out another new club for free.
Suzy, Germany, 25?, looks 7 attitude 6
The best looking girl in Berndt’s was a German with long stringy dirty blonde Christina Aguilera style hair, only she was taller than CA and wasn’t as thin. She had nice tits and a pretty good figure with just a bit of cellulite and a slightly glazed look that made her look lazy and slutty. When she spoke it was slowly and with a monotone. She acted like she was on drugs, though I didn’t think she was. She didn’t have any tattoos or piercings. Her name was Suzy.
I sat next to her and started a conversation. We started touching each other and then kissing, though there was always a bit of a battle with her holding back a bit and interrupting the kissing and me chasing her. It was annoying, but at the same time it added to her lazy trashy attitude, which I found sexy. She blew me fine but with too much interruption and then suggested we go to a room. I asked if we could just stay there on the sofa and she said sure. She got on top of me, facing me in cowgirl. The room was crowded and there were people sitting right next to us. There was some space where she had been sitting and I after a few minutes I put her down on her back and got on top of her. But the kissing wasn’t great, so I rolled her over and spooned her since I preferred not to have her face right in front of me avoiding me. I finished inside her with both of us facing the whole room full of people. It was different from having sex in the center bed in Babylon where you are in the center of the room and are separated from everyone. We were on the bench seat sofas around the outside of the small room; we were in the audience this time. It seemed more spontaneous and natural.
Annette, German, 24?, looks 6, attitude 10
The pickings were slim after that, but I wanted to do one more girl before heading for St. Augustine, and Annette didn’t look bad. She was small and thin, with a flat chest, freckles, and short wavy blonde hair. Her personality was the exact opposite of Suzy’s. She was bubbly and friendly. After a short conversation we started making out like teenagers. She went down on me and we 69’d on the sofa. Then she put on a condom and got on me cowgirl style. After a few minutes I turned her around for reverse cowgirl. I was tired now since I had just done a session, so it took more work to finish. I tipped her over so the reverse cowgirl became spoon and I gradually rolled on top of her. She twisted her head back so we could kiss. Her head was almost in the lap of a guy who was sitting next to us on the sofa; actually it was bumping against his leg. He didn’t seem to mind. I finally came and we cuddled for a few minutes before I showered up and got my entry coupon for St. Augustine. Berndt’s was definitely a club where anything goes. I was hoping that St. Augustine would be the same.
St. Augustine
My internet directions were good and I found the place without too much trouble. Inside I explored the club. There was a main room with a circular bed in the middle which looked like it could come in useful. Next to it was a large secondary room with a huge blue mattress—much bigger than a king sized bed—and a sofa in front of it. A couple was having sex on the mattress and people were stopping in the room for a few moments at a time to watch. The girl was pretty cute and she was taking good care of the guy, DFKing him and doing lots of different positions.
Yvonne, German, 21?, looks 7, attitude 6
I went back to the main room and found Yvonne. She was the prettiest girl there. She was German, with long straight blonde hair and a face full of freckles. She also had nice firm tits and an athletic body. She wouldn’t do it in the main room, but she agreed to go to the big mattress in the secondary room, which was now free. But the sex was mechanical. She kissed, but only reluctantly. It was fine, but I had no intention of repeating with her.
Sunny, German, 24?, looks 8, attitude 9
Next I found Sunny, who I hadn’t seen earlier. She was also German and had wavy blonde hair. She had a softer, less athletic but still shapely figure. I asked her if she wanted to do it on the bed in the middle of the main room and she acted shocked. She said “What? There?” But then she agreed to do it. And she was great. First, on the sofa around the outside of the room she kissed and blew me like she loved me, and then we moved to the bed. Afterwards she said it was nice, but asked if next time we could do it somewhere more private.
She told me a sad story about one of her regulars. He was married with a kid and didn’t have enough money for food for the kid. That didn’t stop him from being a regular of hers and spending money that the kid needed for food. The wife knew where he was going and what he was doing and that didn’t stop him. Sunny told him that what he was doing was wrong, but that didn’t stop him either.
Rebecca, Ukraine, 22?, looks 9, attitude 10
Then I found Rebecca. Nice girls seemed to be arriving or emerging from the rooms or from somewhere. She was a beautiful Ukrainian girl with a wavy blonde perm and a hot soft slim figure. She was a 9. Her attitude was fantastic. We started kissing in the main room. Then she sat on me and started rubbing her wet pussy along my dick. Sunny hadn’t liked having sex in the main room, so maybe Rebecca would be the same, and I had done it already, so I asked Rebecca if she wanted to go to the big mattress in the secondary room and she said yes. It was a great session, with great kissing and hot sex. I came in her mouth at no extra charge.
I ran into Sunny again and I asked if we could do a session with Rebecca. She said yes. Rebecca was with another guy now, but Sunny said she would be available soon. So I waited. But whenever I looked I didn’t see any signs that Rebecca was going to be done with this guy soon. I went to Sunny and she invited me to sit with her. She got in my lap, naked, kissing me periodically as she talked to her friends. It was great, except that now it would be hard to back out of a session and I was worried that Rebecca wasn’t going to be available at all. After a while she went to talk to Rebecca, came back, and told me that Rebecca was almost ready, so we could get started and Rebecca would join us. I wasn’t sure how to play this. Rebecca had been with this guy in the main room for some 45 minutes now and it didn’t look like they had even sessioned yet. If she took longer than expected was I going to be charged for the extra time with Sunny, or was I going to get extra foreplay for free? And what if she was never ready?
Sunny (again) and
Yvonne (again)
We got started on the big mattress in the open second living room and I had forgotten how nice she was to be with. She was sexy and everything was great, except for the absence of Rebecca. After some extensive foreplay I asked what was going on with Rebecca. Sunny got up to go investigate and came back with the news that I had expected: Rebecca wasn’t going to be available after all. I said that I wanted to do a threeway session and so I wanted to find another girl. Well, the selection was limited at this late point, so against my earlier better judgment I suggested Yvonne and Sunny agreed. Noticing how much friendlier Sunny was after we had done a session together I figured that Yvonne might undergo a similar adjustment. Unfortunately my hopes were not realized. She showed the same limited enthusiasm as before and even put a damper on Sunny's attitude. But at least she kissed both me and Sunny. The girls went down on each other and I got to bang them both. I finished inside Sunny while she kissed Yvonne, though it took some prodding to get Yvonne to keep up the kissing. It was good enough that I managed to get my sixth pop of the day.
I went back to PHG. I saw two girls but I can’t remember much about them other than their names, which I remember only because I wrote them down. They were Ana and Viera. Viera was a redhead who wouldn’t kiss.
Oase
Alina, Romania, 22?, looks 9, attitude 4
At Oase, after the drought of the past couple of days, I was eager to have sex in the main room. I asked a couple of girls and one said no and the other said she would only do it for 200 DM. Then I saw Alina. She was Romanian, with long frizzy red hair. She was short and skinny, but had perfect big tits. I asked her if we could have sex in the main room, and she said “of course”. We went to one of the sofas behind the plants which were more secluded and she started blowing me. It was great for a few seconds, exactly what I was looking for, and then she said “of course it’s 100 DM extra to do it here because many people see me.”
I said I wasn’t paying 100 extra. She said well then we have to go to the room. If I had been as experienced as I am now I might have told her to get lost, but I was still a little green in the world of FKKs and I got taken advantage of. Actually, I did consider telling her to get lost, but besides knowing that I would have to get in a huge argument the market conditions were not favorable; there wasn’t anyone else I was interested in. So I agreed to go to the room. Even if it had been good I wouldn’t have enjoyed it because I would have been pissed off at being tricked, but it wasn’t good; it was mechanical. She started out offering me all kinds of extra services like cim without telling me that they would cost extra (I turned them all down) and the session ended when she told me I was taking too long. I didn’t resist because it was lousy anyway. Burned again at Oase.
(Note: recently in another club, a better club, a girl tried to pull the same stunt, telling me after we had started that it was 50 euros extra for sex in public or we had to go to the room. I stood my ground and got sex in public for the normal price. But this girl wasn’t as pushy as Alina.)
Maria, Russia, 24?, looks 8, attitude 9
Next I picked Maria (or her name might have been Tatiana, I wrote it down differently in two different places). She was a Russian girl with a big smile, big soft tits, and neck length slightly wavy blonde hair. She seemed very open minded and we had a nice session out in the garden on the lawn by the whirlpool. The light from the whirlpool in the night made it romantic.
Kim, Bulgaria?, 25?, looks 7, attitude 9
I tried a few more girls to see if any of them would do it in the main room, but I had no luck. All said no or wanted more money. I considered paying the extra, but decided against for financial reasons and also because I didn’t want a girl who considered it something unpleasant that required extra compensation. Finally Kim agreed. She had long frizzy black hair and a nice figure, not overweight, but not firm either. She was very affectionate and it was nice being on top of her with a crowd of people standing next to us having a conversation as if we weren’t there. That satisfied my urge to do it in public so I called it quits and another fine trip came to an end.
Berndt’s and St. Augustine, my two favorite clubs, hadn’t been superb on my last visit, and anyway I wanted to sample new clubs, so I put my bags in the car and headed north, having heard good reports about PHG and Wildenrath. But on the way I first passed Babylon and it seemed reasonable to drop in and see what was happening there.
Nina, German?, 24?, looks 8, attitude 8
It was a quiet afternoon. There was one girl who looked interesting. She was Nina. She was tall and stocky, though not overweight, with short wavy blonde hair and big tits. I asked her if she would have sex with me on the bed in the middle of the room and she said no. I said that I wanted to find someone who would do that with me and I would get back to her. But after looking and waiting there wasn’t much else. So I went back to her and asked if we could go in the garden downstairs. She agreed.
It was a nice sunny day outside. There was only a groundskeeper walking around, so it wasn’t exactly sex in public, but being outdoors in the sun was nice. It was good sex with good kissing and if it wasn’t passionate enough to be called GFE that might have had as much to do with me as with her. She let me cum on her tits, which was nice. After that there was no one else I was interested in, so I continued north. It was fun hitting all of these different clubs, though the entrance fees were starting to add up.
PHG
The club is in the middle of nowhere and the directions I had were good, but once I got within a few hundred yards I wasted another 20 or 30 minutes finding it. It was probably the liveliest club I had ever been in. The selection was good and it was fun the way people were up and walking about, talking to each other, like in a real bar. It contrasted to the other clubs were everyone sits silently in a ring around the outside of a room and stares at each other until it is time for someone to pick a girl.
Christina, Romania, 23, looks 8, attitude 6
The first girl I approached was Christina, a nice short thin Romanian girl with short wavy red hair. We went to a room and had a long session with lots of kissing and long DATY because she excited me so much. I thought it had gone really well, but I was irritated when she charged me for an hour. I don’t doubt that it was more than half an hour, but she never said that I was going over or asked if I wanted to spend the extra money, and on top of it even though I know the rules (and some of you will probably jump on me for this), the fact that a lot of it was DATY for her benefit (at least in my mind) made the extra charge seem more unfair. Well, her punishment would be that I wouldn’t go with her again. It’s possible that I wouldn’t have anyway since I usually prefer to see a variety of girls, but in this case I had thought that we had made a nice connection.
Name, German, 23?, looks 9, attitude 8
I wanted to try sex in public, but there was a different atmosphere in this club. I didn’t see any couch action anywhere ever. Doing it in the main bar area might be frowned on if any girl would even agree to it. But it was a warm sunny day, so doing it on the grass by the huts seemed alright. I asked a couple of girls if they would do it with me and they said no. But I tried with a beautiful tall thin German girl with long soft straight blonde hair, and she agreed. She didn’t get into it, though. She asked that we go to a spot around the corner by the huts that was not directly visible from right outside the main building. It was a perfectly nice session with kissing, but not with a lot of passion. A girl came by with a guy and said (in German, but I could tell) “you know, there are huts that are free ...” “Yeah, but he wants to do it here on the grass” “Huh? OK, well, whatever.” I felt more like a raincoater than a porn star. Otherwise it was fine and she was a nice girl. I wish I remembered her name.
Name?, Poland, 23?, looks 10, attitude 10
The next girl I picked was gorgeous! She was from Poland. She had fluffy blonde hair that curved slightly inwards and barely reached her shoulders. Her chest was big and perfect. She had a wonderful well-groomed girl next door look with no tattoos or piercings. She didn’t speak any English and we could barely communicate in German. In the room, however, she was fabulous. She didn’t act like a porn star, she just acted like she loved me, and she did everything just right. It was plain vanilla sex in a private room that would bore me to tears if I saw it in a porno film. No cim even. But it was great. Tragically, I forgot her name as well. After this trip I started writing down the girls’ names so I wouldn’t forget them afterwards.
Wildenrath
Maybe I should have stayed and done the blonde polish girl again, but I figured I could just see her there the next day, and I could have more FKK time if I went to Wildenrath, since it stayed open until 4 or 5 AM. Wildenrath was more like a traditional FKK because most people relaxed on comfortable sofas instead of walking around like at PHG, but it also had a bar area, so the atmosphere was livelier than in Babylon or the other couch potato clubs.
There were two really good looking girls. One of them was Mina, an Iranian girl. She approached me and started talking in German, but I didn’t understand, so she called her friend over and her friend translated. Mina said that she couldn’t have sex with me because it was the wrong time of the month, but she would blow me. I could take her and her friend and Mina would blow me and then I could have sex with her friend. This didn’t make any sense to me. Why would I take a girl who I can’t have sex with? I wondered if I would get something else instead, like lesbian action, but nothing was mentioned, so I said no.
Nadia, Dutch, 24?, looks 9, attitude 8
Nadia was beautiful, with long wavy red hair, a slinky hourglass figure, and a nice full chest. The bar area was crowded, and I hadn’t seen any couch action, so I didn’t ask if we could have sex there, but I asked about doing it in the garden right outside the glass doors. She agreed and we went to a nice patch of grass that was lit by the light coming from inside. The sex was nice and the weather outside was perfect. We ended with a nice cim. I stood up and she was on her knees, so it got all over her mouth and dribbled down her chin and spilled onto her tits. Everything was great until I went to pay. Then she explained to me that I owed her an extra 100 DM; 50 for cim, plus another 50 for coming on her tits. We got into an argument while I got dressed (I hadn’t decided whether to leave or not until she pulled this BS). I paid her for cim but not for cot and left in a bad mood with her telling me that it wasn’t fair and me saying yes it was.
Ilona, Poland, 25?, looks 7, attitude 8
The next day I decided to visit Beverly for the first time. But they didn’t open until late, so I started the day with a return to St. Augustine to fill the time and to make sure I got in some action in case Beverly didn’t work out. Ilona was there again, but she was with another guy. Other than her the selection was not good. After wandering around I went into the large open room with the large blue mattress in the middle and there was Ilona getting fucked in public by the guy she had just been talking to. I sat on the sofa and watched them, making eye contact with her for long periods. Soon afterwards I saw that she was free and I asked her if she would go with me in the main room now. She said no. I asked why she would do it with the other guy in public but not with me, and she said she would do it in the same open secondary room with me (as long as I remembered that she didn’t want me to cum in her mouth) because it was less crowded. We got started and the guy I had watched her with noticed that we were there and he came in, sat on the sofa opposite the bed, and watched us just as I had watched them. Unfortunately, I was spent from all the sex so far and didn’t finish, but still it was fun.
Suzy, Germany, 25?, looks 7 attitude 4
There wasn’t much left that I was interested in, so I went back to give Berndt’s another chance. It was a warm sunny afternoon when I arrived and a barbecue was going on in the garden. I saw Suzi, who was the first girl I had ever been with at Berndt’s. I had had an ok time with her. She was not warm and open. But she looked as lazy and slutty as I remembered from before and I liked her that way. She was talking to some other guys and it was hard to get her attention, but eventually I succeeded and got her to come join me on my towel that was laid out on the grass.
We started to kiss and I remembered what I hadn’t liked the first time. She rations out kisses. You get a couple and then she wants to stop. You can start again with her after a short wait and she will give you another ration of a couple more and then stop. So it was a constant struggle to maintain the kissing. The sex was also mechanical. It was fun and whacky for a while doing it right next to everyone enjoying their barbecue, but then when I didn’t finish quickly she got more and more difficult. Kissing ended completely, and she started squeezing her legs together to make it hard to penetrate her. Once it deteriorated to a certain point I called it quits without finishing. I paid up and left for Beverly.
Beverly
Beverly is a blur since the evenings aren’t landmarked by paid sessions. Overall I wasn’t too impressed. The layout was fun, with all of the rooms for sex with varying degrees of voyeurism possible. There were some nice girls who could have worked in an FKK as middle quality acts, but they weren’t having sex anywhere in view and I didn’t see any way I was going to have a chance to have sex with them. Not speaking much German seemed to be a disadvantage since I couldn’t try to strike up a conversation with anyone at the bar, but I’m not sure how easy that would have been even if I had been fluent. There were a couple of girls in the group rooms who were taking on multiple guys, usually f---ing one and sucking another. I took my turn a couple of times, but I don’t think the quality of these girls was high. Thankfully the rooms were dark. I suspect that these girls were paid.
A stranger, Germany, 25?, looks 7, attitude 7
I also had a round with a younger girl who was not bad looking and could have worked in an FKK if she had wanted. I lied down next to her when another guy was on top of her and took his spot as soon as he was done. I had the impression that she was not paid because she was better looking and because she stopped after just a couple of guys, even asking me to stop before I finished when I started taking too long. (Too bad. I wished I had skipped the paid girls earlier.) In spite of not finishing it was the highlight of the visit. It was fun to have nasty gangbang sex in the middle of a group of people with a girl who really wanted it and didn’t expect to get paid for it. I think it is definitely possible to score here, maybe even with a hot girl. If I were living near Germany and could go often I would find it a more attractive option. But since I visit Germany infrequently I prefer the sure bet of FKKs where I don’t risk leaving unsatisfied at the end of one of my nights of Rhineland recreation. Beverly is probably good value for money over time, but you can never be sure that you won’t pay your entry and have to settle for the unattractive paid girls or end up rushing home to get to your porno collection for some relief.
Sunny, German, 24?, looks 8, attitude 9
My next visit to a club was many days later. I went back to St. Augustine and arrived in the afternoon. I didn’t see many attractive choices, but there was one pretty blonde girl with a curly perm and a nice figure. She was bouncing around between some other guys for a while, talking to them, and I was worried that it might be hard to get to her. But I eventually got a chance to say hello to her and she stayed with me and chatted. Everything went smoothly until I asked her what her name was and she said, surprised and hurt, “Sunny!” Oops, I had seen her just a few months earlier and we had had a good time together. She didn’t have her perm then, so I had a weak excuse for not recognizing her, but we got down to business pretty quickly after than and I could see that I had partly spoiled the personal attention I had been getting until then. I suggested we go out to the garden and lie down on one of the lounge chairs where we could get started. We stayed there and did everything there on the lounge chair. It was cramped and not the most comfortable surface, but it was fun to try one time.
Michelle, German, 24?, looks 9, attitude 6
I wanted to do a session in the main room but couldn’t find anyone else to do it with. Finally I asked Michelle, a thin and pretty German girl with long blonde hair, and she said ok. We had a nice session in the circular bed in the middle of the main room. When it was over she didn’t get up right away, but stayed and talked with me. My German is not great and I just nodded and agreed with a lot of what she said without understanding everything. It was nice, we kissed a bit and there was some light caressing. It was unusual to stay so long just chatting, but I didn’t think much of it because it was late and I figured she had given up on finding another customer for the night and preferred instead to relax.
When it was over I got dressed and went to pay and was told that I owed for one session with Sunny and two sessions with Michelle. I said that the two sessions with Michelle was a mistake. The manager called Michelle over who said that she had asked me if I wanted to extend for another half hour and I had said yes. I said that I didn’t understand German and had simply said yes to everything she said, and that she ought to have realized this. They told me to pay her something and I looked in my pocket. I had a 50 DM note and I thought that was too much, but the only thing I had that was smaller was a ten or something else that was too small, so I reluctantly gave the 50 and it was accepted.
Atlantis
I was reluctant to spend any of my precious time in Germany away from my favorite clubs, but I had read so much about Atlantis that I was willing to risk a few hours in the afternoon to investigate it before deciding whether to spend precious evening hours there. I flew into Frankfurt, but I had a hotel reserved farther north near St. Augustine, so I went to Atlantis straight from the airport with all of my baggage hidden in the trunk of my car. When I arrived I was put off by the ghetto-style security cage outside and I wondered if all my possessions were going to be stolen out of my car. Inside, however, I was pleased by the layout, particularly the luxurious bed in the main room. I now realize that by arriving in Atlantis for the first time early in the afternoon I missed out on one of life’s great moments, the dazzle of walking into the main room at Atlantis for the first time when it is in full swing in the evening and filled with beautiful women.
Name?, Poland, 21?, looks 10, attitude 6
The selection seemed alright, though as I later learned, it was far below average compared to the evening. After checking out the facilities and shopping I saw a beautiful young girl, slim and healthy looking, short, with perfect tits and neck length straight red hair. I asked her if she would do it on the public bed, but she said no. She was pretty enough that this was not a deal breaker, so we went off to a room. Once there, however, I was disappointed. She kissed reluctantly and the sex was mechanical. It wasn’t awful, and she was pretty, but it was impersonal enough that later if we passed each other in the main area we didn’t say hello to one another or even smile. I quickly forgot her name.
Vicky, Germany, 27?, looks 7, attitude 3
I approached several girls to see if they would do it on the public bed and they all said no. I began wondering what it was there for. I was disappointed by all the refusals, but in addition I was unhappy at the businesslike and standoffish attitude of a few of the girls. Some asked how much extra I would give and others had a f--- you are you crazy attitude. When all of the really hot girls I asked had said no so I started asking the second tier ones. Finally Vicky, a German girl with sandy blonde hair and on the tall side, said yes.
Normally when girls agree to do it in full view of everyone they treat you well. The ones who don’t treat you well won’t do it in public because they don’t want to have everyone see that they provide lousy service. But there are exceptions to any rule and Vicky was a big one. She wouldn’t kiss and she made it clear that she couldn’t wait to get rid of this idiot. She turned her head away from me and clamped her legs together to limit my penetration during sex. Having a hot session in front of others is a big turn on, but struggling with a girl who is treating you like crap in front of everyone is just embarrassing. Afterwards I asked Vicky her name and she told me. I wonder if she was clueless enough to think that I liked her or whether she suspected the truth, that I just wanted to be able to warn others about her (which I did on another board when I got home).
I had finally tried the famous Club Atlantis and found that the hype was completely unmerited. I was glad that I hadn’t wasted prime hours in the evening. I still had time to get to one of the good clubs and save the day.
St. Aug.
Rebecca, Ukraine, 23?, looks 9, attitude 11
I had come close to doing a three-way session with the famous Rebecca on my previous visit here and had since read some of the glowing reports about her. I was confused when I first saw her because her hair color had changed from blonde to black. I found her in the main room and we got started there, first with a blow job, then with her sitting on my lap and rubbing her pussy across my dick, a script that I recognized from my previous visit. We moved to the open room near the whirlpool and had a great time which ended in her mouth. It was long and wonderful, and was well appreciated after my lukewarm visit to Atlantis. The unrestricted kissing was particularly a relief. I gave her a 100 DM tip for the cim, which was more than the usual surcharge of either 50 DM or zero (depending on the girl’s mood). She told me it wasn’t necessary, that she liked it when I came in her mouth, but I insisted and she said in broken English “thank you very very thank you.”
Celine, Italy, 23?, looks 9, attitude 10
After a short rest I talked with a nice polish girl with shoulder length black hair named Ilona. I asked her if she would do it in the main room with me, but she said no. Then I saw Celine, a gorgeous slim young girl with shoulder length black hair. She was Italian. We talked on the couch in the main room and I asked her if she would do it with me on the circular bed in the center of the room. She acted shocked at first, but then said it was ok. We did a couple of different positions, and when I spooned her I saw Ilona staring at us. I wondered if she was disapproving, but it seemed more like she was turned on by it. There was a long stretch during which Ilona and I maintained unbroken eye contact. After a few minutes Celine and I were doing cowgirl with both of us sitting up kissing and I was about to finish, but I slowed down and held back to make it last. We did a couple more positions and I started to regret not finishing earlier since I was starting to lose sensation while also wondering if I had taken more time than I should. (At the time I had never been charged for extra time by a girl in an FKK and it never occurred to me that this could happen. I just worried that I might be asked to stop.) I asked her to blow me and even though she had said earlier that she didn’t want me to finish in her mouth in the end it was ok.
Afterwards I asked Ilona if she liked watching us and she said yes. I asked if she would do it with me in the main room now and she said no. I asked her if she would do a session in the room with me later, and she said yes, but that she didn’t do cim. I wandered around the club and had a few snacks. Shortly afterwards I saw Ilona in the hot tub with another guy. I waved to her and held up three fingers to ask if she wanted to do an MMF threeway. She shook her head.
Sammy, Germany, 26?, looks 5, attitude 9
Sammy wasn’t the best looking girl in the place, but she wasn’t awful, and she agreed to do it on the bed in the center of the main room. She was short and bony with a flat chest. We got started on the sofa with a blow job and then her sitting on me for cowgirl. After a few minutes I picked her up and put her on the bed, but when we jumped onto the bed together and I dropped down on top of her I still had my wrist under her and sprained it. It didn’t hurt or interfere with the session, but it was sore for a few days afterwards. I finished in her mouth too and it was pleasant. Too bad for Ilona, though. I would have to get to her next time.
Berndt’s
Gina, Thailand, 20?, looks 6, attitude 10
I could have hung around and gone to a room with Ilona, but after her there wasn’t much left that I was interested in that I hadn’t already done. Meanwhile, my entry to St. Augustine was also good for entry to Berndt’s a short distance away, so I decided to try my luck there before it got too late. On my other visit the selection had been less good than at St. Augustine, but there had been a couple of good girls. When I arrived, however, I saw that the possibilities were very limited. Furthermore it was crowded, and not with younger better looking guys. No, these were the famous fireplugs; fat fiftyish men who knew their beer. I quickly met Gina from Thailand, a small skinny girl with a nice face, on the sofa in the main room. She was really friendly and fun to talk to. We began kissing, then a blow job, and then sex. It felt comfortable and natural doing it with her there. We never discussed whether or not to go to a room. I was tired from my other five sessions that day, so I took a while to finish and she suggested cim, which was at no extra cost.
Name?, German, 25?, looks 8, attitude 7
I decided to try for one more shot after that. I picked a German girl with long dark brown hair and a good figure. She wasn’t super friendly, but she was pleasant to talk to and we started kissing and then she blew me. She asked if I wanted to go to a room now and I suggested we just stay where we were. But she said she didn’t want to do that. I made a long face and tried to get her to change her mind, but she insisted. I should have asked first, so it was my fault. We went the room right off of the main room by the entrance and it was fine. After that there was no one left that I wanted to do and she was my sixth pop of the day anyway.
Here is a years old report of a seminal trip during which I returned to St. Augustine, Berndt’s, Babylon, and Oase, and made my first ever visits to Atlantis, Beverly, PHG, and Wildenrath. I am posting it all here because I think it reads better if it is not split up and because this branch is quiet, so I won’t be distracting mongers who are looking for the latest info on Oase or Dorsten.
I know I have my reports from the good old days somewhere. Trying to find them.
Some names there bring back good memories. It was a real shame that Bernd's closed St. Augustine, it had its own charm, particularly that circular bed in the middle of the contact room. You mention an Italian girl Celine at Atlantis. This could be the Celine who went on to great things working on her own. She is a member of the the German Freiclub's Hall of Fame, gets rave reviews consistently and a queue of men visiting her private quarters in Königswinter. Have a look at sexrelax.de - she is now blonde - same girl? If it is, to be so good for so long is an achievement in this business.
Last I was at Bernds I spoke to one of the Thekenfrau who I recognized to have been a Thekenfrau at Sankt Augustine.
She had to agree: the Stimmung at Sankt Agustine was quite something else and even if the the two clubs belonged to the same people, they were very different in character. Even the women who would alternate between clubs would change in character depending on where they were.
Katja is probably the only one from the Besatzung who is still left. There was also a Turkish woman with large tits there and a Polish woman, Ella, who I did in the backroom with the large circular mattress in full view (this could be the very first time I ever had sex in public). I do remember Celine from back then.
I need to find my notes.
My favorite and the one I saw numerous times was Vanessa. German, blonde, pear-shaped, small tits, large ass, nice legs, nice face. She was a little crazy, liked it rough particularly from behind. She would get on all fours practically asking for it. She wasn't into missionary. Her BJs were also quite rough though with too much tooth contact.
Vanessa has retired, unfortunately.
St. Augustine
Natalie, German, 24?, looks 8, attitude 8
I had gone two days without finding a girl who would kiss me, so I badly wanted to get to a premium service establishment, one that I was familiar with and could rely on. The selection was fine and I quickly zeroed in on Natalie, a nice looking German girl with short blonde hair curled inwards and freckles. I asked her if we could do it on the circular sofa in the center of the main room and she said that was fine with her, so we spread out our towels on the circular sofa and got started. We began kissing and I sighed with satisfaction and relief. We did several positions and I finally had a satisfying finish.
Hanging out and waiting for the batteries to recharge got boring. There was no action going on in either of the main rooms and not much to do other than wander from room to room. Sitting in the main room with the circular bed I noticed Celine, who I had seen on my last trip and liked, but she didn’t notice me. She was talking with a friend and seemed to be upset about something. She was by far the most beautiful girl in the place, a 9, so I was hoping that this problem would get resolved, but for about 15 minutes it showed no signs of improving. I asked another girl what was going on.
Natalie (again) and
Celine, Italy, 23?, looks 9, attitude 10
The girl told me in vague terms what was wrong—I forget what it was, but it didn’t seem so bad—and said that she would tell Celine that I was interested. After a word Celine came and sat with me with a big smile on her face. She was warm and friendly and showed no signs of being upset. I asked her if she wanted to do a threeway with Natalie and she said ok. She spoke to Natalie and it seemed that everything was arranged. First she sat with me alone and spent a long time with me, talking and snuggling. When she started the blow job it was slow and fantastic, and it seemed perfectly natural that she would go down on me in a room full of people. I wondered what had happened with Natalie, but this was so good I didn’t want to say anything. Then, after a long blow job she asked me if I was ready for her to get Natalie.
We went to the big bed in the center of the open room next to the whirlpool. There was a couple on the sofa in front of us and as we got started I could hear that they were getting started too. We took turns kissing, making out with one while the other blew me, and then I asked them to kiss each other. Celine looked at me with a big smile and said sheepishly that it was extra. I asked how much and she said in an embarrassed tone “25 each?”. No problem, I said, and they smiled and started kissing. They also went down on each other. All this time I could hear the sounds of the couple on the couch, and from time to time someone would walk in to see what was going on, but they mostly acted disinterested and only stayed for a moment, which I found odd. Maybe they didn’t want to gawk. I decided to finish in Celine’s mouth, but wasn’t able to. I didn’t try too long since I didn’t want to feel like a grunting sweating oaf and because I wasn’t sure if it was going to be extra and I was spending a lot already.
I asked at the desk if I could go out to get some dinner and return and they said it would be no problem. I did, but I returned after 9 PM. I didn’t think this would be a problem, since the club was open until 1, but it was. Many of the nice girls had left. I had wanted to do Celine and Natalie again, but right after I arrived I saw Celine walk off with another guy and she left after that. There had been a couple of other girls that I might have been interested in, but they were gone too. I was disappointed and started to panic. Sitting on the bench sofa against the wall was a nice Croatian girl with curly black shoulder length hair who I had seen in Sudbad in Koln before. I asked her if she would do it with me in the main room, but she said no.
Natalie (again)
So I decided that it would be more fun to do Natalie again since she would do it in the main room. She was also missing, but she soon walked in. I was sitting next to the Croatian girl and I smiled at her. Natalie came over and we talked and then got started. We made out, she blew me, and then she got on top of me. The Croatian girl was next to us, staring straight ahead, trying to ignore us. After a few minutes of cowgirl I rolled Natalie onto the sofa without coming out of her and got on top of her. We were facing the Croatian girl and I reached out and held her hand. Natalie kissed most of the time, but after a while she put her head back so it was hard to reach her. I finished inside her and thus ended another good trip, not quite as successful as usual, but interesting.
Dolce Vita
I had heard good reports about Dolce Vita FKK and what good value it was. I hadn’t explored the lower priced clubs and I wondered if I really had to pay the high cost of the big FKKs or whether the less expensive clubs were just as good. Also I decided that I could do something to keep down the costs of this trip after the big Wildenrath bill I had carelessly racked up.
Upon entering the club my hopes were high. It was apparent that the lower entry fee paid for less luxurious surroundings, but the difference was not so great. The girls were almost as good looking as at higher priced clubs, and maybe they would have better attitudes since they were not so expensive and maybe would be less likely to have too high opinions of themselves.
It didn’t work out that way.
Carmen, Russia, 26?, looks 6, attitude 5
I started with Carmen who said she was from Russia. She was a 6. Or maybe I misheard her and she said we would be rushing. She wouldn’t kiss and it was mechanical. I really don’t remember much about it. Afterwards I asked some of the other guests whether it was common for the girls not to kiss. They said that some did and some didn’t.
The good part was that it really was cheap. It was 70 euros for the first girl and 25 each for the next two. So I thought of it as a 45 euro entry plus 25 per girl. If I wanted to do a fourth girl I had to start over and pay the entry fee again. So I was making up for my expensive Wildenrath visit. But I don’t go to all the trouble of getting to Germany just so I can spend the minimum amount and get second rate entertainment.
Lola, Turkey, 26?, looks 6, attitude 5
Next up was Lola, from Turkey. She was a 6. She was cranky and wouldn’t kiss either. I didn’t make much effort to finish since I still had another 25 euro girl to go and I was more concerned about the limited amount of sperm I had for the rest of my trip than the limited amount of money.
Sara, Poland, 26?, looks 6, attitude 3
It was late, I still had a day left in my trip, and I didn’t want to have another expensive day, so I decided to do my third girl here and call it a night. I thought if there were girls here who kissed and had nice attitudes I was bound to get lucky soon. I picked Sara from Poland, a short girl with stiff wavy blonde hair that felt like it had a lot of hairspray in it. She was a 6. There weren’t many good looking girls left after her, so if she wasn’t good there wasn’t much for me here.
She was the worst. She wouldn’t kiss, she had a sour attitude, and before I was finished she started bitching that my 20 minutes was up. I told her that it was 30 minutes and she said no. So we went to the manager to settle the issue and she was right; I only got 20 minutes. That was fine with me. I would save my energy for the next day when I would make a triumphant return to St. Augustine.
Wildenrath
As soon as I arrived at Wildenrath Mina, who I had met on my previous visit to the club but not chosen, jumped me and bombarded me with commercial offers. She tried to sell me a laughable deluxe session with her friend for more than 300 euros. But she was clearly the best looking girl there, so I foolishly went with her for an ordinary session. She was Iranian, with long straight black hair and a perfect thin tight figure. I asked her if she would do it with me on the sofa right there in the living room and she said yes. (This was before the renovation of Wildenrath. There used to be a big blue leather sofa in the main room with the bar.)
So I ignored obvious warning signs but please remember that this was by far the hottest girl in the club, and furthermore the second hottest was Nadia, who I had already done on my previous trip. Somehow the club’s policy had changed since my last visit and sessions now had to be paid for in advance. The price was 80 euros for a session. I asked if I could do cim. She said that I could, but it was 50 euros extra and also had to be paid in advance. I reluctantly said ok.
Mina, Iran, 21?, looks 9, attitude 4
So we did it right there in the middle of the room. It was mechanical. She kissed, but reluctantly and without any tongue. Still, she was great looking and we were doing it on the sofa. But I got pissed when it was time for the cim. It seemed that I had misunderstood. I wasn’t allowed to cum in her mouth, only on it. She kept her mouth closed the whole time. At least it spilled all over her tits and made a nice mess. A few minutes later when I was in the shower she came in with it still all over her. She had been walking around wearing it for several minutes (maybe showing it off to the other girls). So that was kind of hot, but I still paid 130 euros for a mechanical fuck with a rip off cim.
The club had a lot of excess space. I went upstairs to check out the food. There was a large buffet area, but the only food there was two large vats of watery ground meat in tomato sauce and understandably no one was eating it. The entire upstairs area was often completely empty.
Nadia was the girl I had seen on my last visit. She looked fine, probably worth an 8, though I wanted to try someone else. I had seen at least one other girl who I could be interested in, but she disappeared for a long time. I waited and had a couple of beers, gradually realizing how boring it was to hang out in this club. There was little conversation. The girls spent long stretches of time playing video poker and looked bored to death. I eventually gave up on finding another girl and decided to go back to Nadya. I sat next to her on the sofa and said hi. She looked straight ahead and said hi. Something seemed wrong. I said “how are you?” and she blurted out “I don’t do sex in the room!!” So I smiled, said ok, and got up.
A minute later I came back and asked her if she would do it on the big circular bed in the living room upstairs (which was darker and had fewer people in it). She said no, but didn’t seem to mind being asked. I was friendly about it. A minute later she came over to me and said ok, she would.
Nadia, Dutch, 24?, looks 9, attitude 6
So we went upstairs and got started (without paying in advance, of course, since Mina had been lying). While she was blowing me I noticed a group of guys watching and she said that they annoyed her, that they only came to watch but never went with a girl. When I got on top of her there was no kissing and I started to wonder if none of the girls in the club kissed because the club was close to Amsterdam. Mina was on the sofa in front of us with a guy, bowing him, so there was a show that I could watch, giving me something to do with my head instead of kissing. I opted for cim again, and this time it was real. When I went to pay her I owed her 130 but I didn’t have change, so I let her keep 150, which in retrospect was too generous for a session with no kissing and an expensive cim. But I was feeling grateful that I hadn’t been ripped off again. I took a look around and saw the other good looking girl, but she looked like she still wasn’t available, and she wasn’t worth waiting for. The night was not over, however. I still had time to go to PHG.
After I left I thought about what I had spent. With the entry fee it was 315 euros for two mediocre f---s. I don’t know how I let that happen. I wasn’t going to be returning for a long time.
PHG
Ela, Turkey, 25?, looks 7, attitude 5
PHG was livelier. There was a bigger crowd and more girls, including several who were doable. I picked Ela, who was a Turkish girl, but didn’t look like one. She had long straight fluffy blonde hair and was tall with a meaty but curvy figure and a huge chest. It was an ok session with no kissing and too much talking.
Laura, Russia, 25?, looks 7, attitude 7
Next I picked Laura, a Russian girl with long wavy bright red hair and huge tits. She wouldn’t kiss either and was also too talky, but she let me do cim for only 25 extra. It was another uninspired f---. Between sessions I realized that hanging out in the main room was not relaxing. There aren’t enough places to sit, and most of the seats are just stools, which aren’t terrible comfortable. At least there was free beer, though I’m not a big drinker, especially not in FKKs.
Sandra, Russia, 23?, looks 10, attitude 8
The last girl I picked was Sandra. She was gorgeous, with long thick wavy black hair, soft smooth skin, and a gorgeous full soft chest. She looked like the porn star Princess Diana. I was standing by the wall at one end of the room and noticed her standing next to me. I realized that she had noticed me too, and we played a short game where each of us had realized that the other had noticed us but we stared off in the same direction and didn’t immediately acknowledge it.
In the room she was warm and friendly, but wouldn’t kiss. This was starting to get to me. It still wasn’t a bad session because she had a nice attitude and was spectacularly beautiful. She let me cum on her tits for 25 extra. I liked PHG a little more than Wildenrath, but I felt like I had done it and the next day I would try somewhere else.
Another report on several clubs. None of them is Berndt's, but this thread is less busy. Let me know if any of the names is familiar.
Marlow - that could be her. Hard to tell from the picture. Is she Italian?
I suggest we have a separate link for posts about non-current visits to clubs. It would make things more organized. I like to read these reports, but they clutter up the links for those looking for specific information.
I have to second Akibono. Catalyst, no offense, I do not intend to start any flame war. I've enjoyed many of your previous reports. It's OK to remember some good old memories from the past. But your last 50 reports are cut/paste from detailed reports made years ago about girls that for most are not anymore in the business, not only in the FKK threads, but also in Spain, South Africa and Brazil threads. Don't you think it is a bit too much?
You remembered me Mina from Parksauna, that unforgettable girl for me that took my FKK virginity. But still, I'm not sure that the vast majority of readers are very interested in detailed reports from the past. First timers look for practical information about the clubs themselves and general mongering tips, experienced members look for reviews about the girls and for the latest general atmosphere of the clubs. Members like to share not only information or tips but also emotions and humor. Yes, it's also some kind of therapy to discuss on the board, as we can't share anything about our hobby in our normal life. For the benefit of each of us, we all need to keep the board on the highest level of quality.
Catalyst.
Yes Celine is Italian. if you are a member of freiclub (freiclub.de) you can read up on her in detail and mull over a whole series of pics taken by her adoring fans.
Routard,
OK, If people don't want to see any more of my reports I won't post them. When I first posted a couple of long reports I wrote that I had more of them and asked if people wanted to see them before I continued. Several people responded emphatically that they did.
My reports are NOT "cut/paste from detailed reports made years ago". They are my own reports of my own experiences which I only wrote up recently and have never posted before. I hope you are not suggesting that I didn't meet these girls, that the events I describe didn't occur, or that any of the details are copied from somewhere else.
Hey All,
Personally I am not bothered by the Historic reports. Catalyst labels them clearly as such and if one choses not to read them, then it is pretty easy to just scroll downward.
Also, aside from the nostalgic value that a golden oldie provides, there may be a few things to be gleaned from these reports about FKK etiquette, etc. that may be of value even though they are not "current".
Maybe the best compromise IS a new thread, but until that day arrives I say post on.
Just my two cents,
Dedalus
I have continued my discussion with Catalyst through PM in order not ot clutter up the board. But some PM are even better than many reports on the public board. As I had expressed my opinion first on the public board, I simply want to make it clear also on the public board that I changed my opinion about the historic reports. I apologize towards Catalyst, as I believed at first they were simply copied from older posts. Now, I look differently on those reports and admire the effort it requires to bring back old memories. Some members suggest a separate thread for it (that doesn't exist yet), why not using the Atlantis thread ?
A month or so ago a new thread was started on which clubs deserved their own threads.
Some of us created lists of which clubs deserved their own threads, etc.. but nothing has happened so far.
We run the risk of too much clutter and club reports being difficult to locate unless something is done soon.
Do any of you have the ability to create threads? I don't.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]A month or so ago a new thread was started on which clubs deserved their own threads.
Some of us created lists of which clubs deserved their own threads, etc.. but nothing has happened so far.
We run the risk of too much clutter and club reports being difficult to locate unless something is done soon.
Do any of you have the ability to create threads? I don't.[/QUOTE]
Probably best to pm Jackson directly. Actually I will go ahead and do that.
Cheers,
Dedalus
Hello all,
I've been away from my computer for a few days. I hope no one thought I had gone off to sulk.
I'd like to clarify a couple of things about these historical posts. Most importantly, they were all written recently. They are not C&Ps of old reports. None of it has been posted here and only a couple of details were posted at the time on other boards - mainly warnings about ripoffs.
Here is an elaboration of the explanation I gave Routard in my PM to him:
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Except for a few of my first trips I always write down the name, nationality, and now age of the girls I see, along with how much I spent, plus a couple of exceptional details added if there are any (e.g. "threw a knife at me" - wait 'til you see my Amsterdam reports if I ever post them). I've become increasingly detailed in what I write down, but even in my earlier reports I can usually tell from the price who I did cim with, who overcharged me, etc ...
People here liked some of the detailed current reports I posted here recently and I found that when I read them myself afterwards they made the past come alive. In some cases I reread experiences that I had forgotten and they were recaptured. So I undertook a large project to write up every mongering holiday I have ever taken before ever more details faded from my mind. I looked up credit card receipts to see what restaurants I had been to, airline tickets and itineraries to see what time my flights left, bank withdrawals, digital photos with the time and date the file was created ...
Then there was a lot of detective work concentrating on remembering and piecing together details. I might write about one girl and how much I liked her and then it comes back to me that one of the things I liked about her was that she kissed and it was a relief because the two previous ones didn't. I might remember that I had just eaten in a good restaurant when I saw a particular girl and maybe told her about it or maybe couldn't finish because of the wine I had drunk, and then I find the charge for the restaurant dated in an old credit card statement. Maybe I picked a girl in a hurry because I arrived late at a club and then I find a dated photo of myself on a hilltop with the sun going down and remember that this is why I was late that night. I might remember looking out the window at the snow and that rules out all but one possible date. I might remember hurrying to catch a flight or making a small withdrawal from the ATM to top off my cash, and I have dated records of most of these events .
In Rio there is a girl who is lost, I don't remember anything about her, but I know I saw her because I have a clear memory of a girl seeing me going to a room and saying "you're going again?" and knowing that it was my third time even though I only remembered two of the girls. If I could just find some record of some detail, maybe remember her hair or something another girl said about her ...
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[i]Holy cow!! That last phrase was the trigger! Just as I wrote "something another girl said about her" I remembered one of the last lost girls from my Rio trips!! The whole thing just came back to me this very moment! It was an ok girl with dirty blonde hair. What was exceptional about her was that she had a really annoying way of kissing. She would stick her tongue in my mouth and wouldn't make contact with my lips. It was kind of gross and she kept doing it even when I recoiled from her. What caused me to remember it as I wrote the end of that last sentence is that afterwards one of the girls (Dani) mentioned it to me. She saw it and she thought it was gross too. She could tell that I didn't like it and wondered why the girl didn't stop doing it. I swear I'm not making this up. Damn! I don't have editing rights to those Rio posts anymore. But thanks, guys.
OK, here's the ironic rest of the sentence that I was editing. Routard can verify that I included this same paragraph in my PM to him, but without the part about remembering what another girl might have said.[/i]
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... I think the whole experience would come flooding back like in Proust.
In one or two places I might have moved a girl from one day to the next or in front of another girl, but I'm sure I got almost everything right and maybe even everything. Some of the descriptions of the girls are sketchy and in a couple of places I admit that I just don't remember anything at all, but most of it I remember after a lot of work and thought devoted to remembering and piecing together.
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I'm currently working on my Amsterdam visits, but those are long ago and very sketchy. They will have some big holes in them. Maybe I'll let them sit awhile and see if I have more memory rushes like the one above.
As for my remaining hisgtorical reports on Germany, there are only three. Why don't I post them on the Babylon branch. I've already posted a couple there and it is not active. There have been seven posts in the last three years and the last one was three months ago. If Jackson creates a historical reports branch I'm happy for all of these reports to be moved. The only thing I would request about such a branch is that all the material be new (e.g. never posted before), as mine is, even if the events are not.
I also have one interesting report on the Frankfurt RLD that I posted on the once active but now moribund DexterH site years ago that I can post. Speak up if you want to see it.
As I’ve already stated, Bernd’s is pretty much my favourite club at the moment. I went there again about three Fridays ago with a good friend of mine who was a mongering virgin (since getting married, anyway).
I told my friend that one reason why Bernd’s is my favourite is because of the service they give, and that, for example, half an hour is half an hour, so if you orgasm quickly the session does not end.
I was therefore quite surprised when he came out of the first ever FKK session in his life stating that he had been charged 100 Euros and definitely had not had anything like an hour.
To cut a long story short, what we found out after complaining was as follows: -
Half an hour is half an hour, except if you cum and then ask the girl to try to make you cum again. This is then deemed to be a new session even if you are five minutes into your first session. If, however, you lie on the bed with the girl and talk, kiss and caress until the 30 minutes are up then that is still the first session so you only pay 50 Euros.
Unfortunately my friend came quite fast and then let the girl start a second session, but then he told her to stop when he realised he would not cum again so fast, but he still had to pay up.
I thought I was pretty much an FKK expert, but I certainly learnt something here, hence this post. I spoke to three other girls about it and they all verified the rule.
Perhaps another thing worth mentioning is that we went on a Friday on the day of a good football match, but following a bank holiday. I was hoping that the football would keep the number of men down, but actually it attracted more customers who all thought they would take advantage of the game. And secondly, some of the regular girls were not there as they were taking advantage of the long weekend to have a break.
I won’t bother to describe all my sessions, as they were excellent, but I will just say that although Brandy was on waitress duty that day, I still managed to get in a quickie with her. Part of the pleasure of this was seeing the look on another punter’s face when he saw me leading the “maid” away to one of the rooms. Oh, and it was her birthday and she gave me some Champagne which I thought was a nice touch.
While I am here, I will give you my humble thoughts about posting historical reports: -
I am weakly against the idea, unless they are amusing, well written or full of insights relevant to today’s audience. I’m afraid that I skipped over the straightforward descriptions of sessions with girls who are now long gone. Please don’t take this as criticism but more as an inspiration to create more posts which inform and entertain us fellow posters, punters and mongerers.
Kingwenslas
It has been a long time and no reports. How is Bernds surviving the summer vacation period? I hope to be in the area late September and would like to spend a day. Anyone know about changes going on?
Bob
[QUOTE=Fly Bob]It has been a long time and no reports. How is Bernds surviving the summer vacation period? I hope to be in the area late September and would like to spend a day. Anyone know about changes going on?
Bob[/QUOTE]
I hope it has survived. I will be there next Monday and of course post a report afterwards.
I try to follow things on some german forums. With my limited school german I'm able to understand say 50% of what is said. But as far as I can understand, there should be no problem. I look more or less only for certain girls, and as long as they are there, I'm happy.
I plan to be there the first week of October. Hope your still there.
Dick
[QUOTE=Fly Bob]It has been a long time and no reports. How is Bernds surviving the summer vacation period? I hope to be in the area late September and would like to spend a day. Anyone know about changes going on?
Bob[/QUOTE]
Don't worry : everything is OK at Bernds. I was there a few days ago. Most of the well known "stars" were on duty : Mara, Brandy, Sandra, Mina, Jenny ...
A recommend a new one : Trixie ! Be sure not to be desapointed if you bring her to a "zimmer".
There is also a new Czech girl : Marcella with big and beautiful breasts ... enjoy her smile !
And ... how ... I forgot the new top model : Anna from Poland ! But there is a problem : she is busy all the time. You have to wait in front of the entrance if you want to book her !
Monday was Hof-time. I had planned to arrive by opening, but missed it as usual and arrived around 13.45. I wonder why it's so difficult to stand there in a que (?) when they open and really go for the first round of the day. The drive alway takes longer than I plan.
There is still a slight vacation-influence regarding the lady assortment. However, the line-up in number is very good with a lot of new faces. Some I wonder if they really have passed 18 years of age...It will be interesting to see next time how many of the new girls that can stand up to the Hof standard and will stay.
This monday was a very slow day. Excellent for the guests, but it must have been booring for the girls. More about that later. I sat in the new and very unpractical sofa upstairs and counted to 9 girls at the same time as we where 2 men in the room. Downstairs the situation was very alike.
It was unfortunately cloudy and slightly cold, but still possible to sit in the garden for a while and talk to some other guests. Practiced my school German a little bit. The only drawback with Bernds is the limited space. The garden is not much to walk around in, and inside, well, what to say. Either you sit in the sofa or stand by the bar, that's about it.
When I first started to visit FKK clubs, the funny part was to see new girls every time and encounter new experiences. Luckily, I can say that I have only had two rather poor rounds. Much thanks to info on this forum. Now, Bernds has become the absolut favourite no 1 and I stick to this club.
To make things more complicated, I also stick to the same girl. Might sound boring, but why not. The good thing is that the more time you spend together, the more you get out of the session. Not really a surprise.
I spend my time at the club with Mara as much as possible. I was not able to catch her by opening, so I waited in the upstairs sofa for her to show up by the bar. When she saw me, she said she would just come back after some refreshing acitivites. When she came back, she said there was a guy that had asked for her and he had to leave at 15.00 the latest. We now talked 14.27. Would it be OK for me to wait until she was back - "it won't take long". Well, I will stay the whole day, so I can wait. 10 minutes later she was back!! Why do you pay 70 Euro entrance and 50 Euro to the girl for some 5 minutes activity?
After that we spent slightly over 1 hour in the room. 60 minutes of continous activity and after that I thing we both felt like we had been running som 10 km. It was rather warm and extremely swetty. I believe I start to know what she likes and that makes things even more funny.
Resting time in the garden, food from Restaurant Reuter and then time for the next round. Another hour in the room and I do think she had some fun out of it as well. After the session, we sat in the sofa for some 30 minutes of cuddling. The girls around was giggling about the couple in love.
The slow day had really made the girls more and more giggling. There are many new young ones, and they are really playful. Marcella, at the club since some 3 weeks, made an exact sound-immitation of a frog. After that she showed that she could put her whole hand in her mouth (!) and yes, she could. So you guys out there with extremely big dicks, Marcella is the one for you. Next step was smoking a cigarette with her pussy. 2 meters away Brandy was fucking a guest in the sofa and behind the bar one of the regular guests took care of everyones need for drinks. I think this is more or less this club in a nutshell. A lot of couch action, intimate and with very good spirit.
Around 23.00 it was time to withdraw to the nearby hotel Reuter.
I just registered at ISG but have been visiting Bernds Schieferhof for over a year now. Also other German FKK's for over 2 years, mostly PHG-Oedt and GT-Bruggen, partly Freude-Bochum and Samya-Cologne. Since last year I'm also visiting a new Dutch FKK, YinYang in Roermond, on the border near PHG and GT. And recently a new Belgian FKK, Relax (formerly Ritz), halfway between Antwerp/B and Eindhoven/NL. Usually I post on [url]www.ijsberenforum.nl[/url], sometimes on [url]www.rheinforum.com[/url]. Some other ISG-members also do, as postings in English are also welcome :).
OK, enough off-topic introductions, so back to Bernds Schieferhof. Recently I posted a shortlist on IJsberenforum about my favorite Hof-girls. I'll translate that list with some details here; please feel free to add remarks or advise to these or other girls. Mondays through Wednesdays are the best to visit Bernds, as it's usually less busy than on Thurdays and Fridays. Most Hof-girls speak sufficient English and are present from Mondays through Fridays (except holidays), starting at 1 PM unless stated otherwise:
[B]Babsi[/B]: Attractive German blonde, 42 but looking much younger, 5'7, figure size-4, great looking (and feeling !) natural C-cups. A steady Hof-girl for 7 years, Babsi's service is outstanding, even for already high Hof-standards. She's also an excellent choice for lesbian trio's (very common at the Hof), especially with Brandy and Mara. Babsi is absent on Mondays.
[B]Sandra[/B]: Bernds masseuse-girl, very friendly German blonde, 37 but looking younger, 5'7, figure size-2, nice B-cups. Sandra does fine regular massages at E 25,-/half hour, but also full-service massages including FK, BBBJ and CIM for E 50,-/half hour. Either way, her service is excellent, proven by the fact that you have to sign her reservation list at the bar, preferably before 2 PM. Sandra is present on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
[B]Svenja[/B]: Very friendly and sweet Italo/German girl, long straight black hair, 22, 5'5, figure size-2, super body and B-cups. A steady Hof-girl for several years, Svenja's service is excellent, particularly her BBBJ and CIM. She can really revive a dead man with her blowjobs ! Svenja starts daily at 4 PM.
[B]Stella[/B]: Very attractive little Turkish girl, long curly black hair, 21, 5'0, figure size-2, super body and B-cups. A steady Hof-girl for several years, Stella's service is excellent, particularly her cowgirl, reverse and doggy IC. BBBJ is also very good, although she doesn't do CIM. Stella has many longterm clients, so sometimes hard to get. She starts daily at 5 PM.
[B]Brandy[/B]: Tall Polish girl, long curly blond hair, 32 but looking younger, 5'9, figure size-2, nice body and B-cups. A steady Hof-girl for several years, Brandy's service is outstanding, including deepthroat BBBJ/CIM with real swallowing and anal-IC. She's very energetic and truely bisexual, so perfect for a lesbian trio which she prefers with Babsi, Mara and Anna. Solo or in a trio, be ready for a real rollercoaster ride with Brandy !
[B]Mara[/B]: Fair-skin Dutch girl, short brown hair, 22, 5'5, figure size-2, nice body and B-cups with neighbour-girl looks. A steady Hof-girl for several years, Mara's service is excellent in all aspects. She's doing excellent lesbian trio's with Babsi and Brandy. Mara has many longterm clients, so sometimes hard to get.
[B]Ayleen[/B]: Very attractive Turkish/German girl, long curly black hair, 25, 5'8, figure size-2, super body and C-cups. A steady Hof-girl for 5 years, Ayleen's service is excellent in all aspects. She has many longterm clients, so sometimes hard to get. Ayleen usually leaves around 9 PM.
[B]Michelle[/B]: Very friendly German girl, long curly black hair, 42, 5'7, figure size-2/4, nice body, B-cups. A steady Hof-girl for 4 years, Michelle's service is outstanding in all aspects including anal-IC. She's an excellent choice for lesbian trio's, preferring Babsi and Brandy. A must for MILF-lovers !
[B]Anna[/B]: Very attractive Polish girl, medium-long blond hair, 23, 5'8, figure size-2/4, great body and C-cups. A Hof-girl for about 5 months, Anna's service is excellent in all aspects. For lesbian trio's she prefers Brandy which are great, according to a fellow Dutchman.
[B]Jenny[/B]: Attractive tiny Greek/German girl, long curly blond hair, 22, 4'11, figure size-0/2, nice body and A/B-cups. A Hof-girl for a year, Jenny's service is excellent in all aspects including anal-IC. She's also doing good lesbian trio's with several longterm Hof-girls.
I also had some good sessions with [b]Katja[/b] (blowjob-miracle, doing public CIM's !), [b]Tanja, Mina[/b] (fiery readhead !), [b]Jessy, Celine, Rita[/b] (stunning looks !) and [b]Princess[/b] (currently the only African girl at Bernds, stunner body !).
The service provided by the Hof-girls is unrivalled by any other club. Indeed, most girls would be Top-Acts elsewhere :) !
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This as comprehensive a list as I've seen anywhere.
I'd add Monika who is Hungarian, dark-haired, about 5'3", 115 lbs, petite. She has a beauty mark on one side of her face (can't remember which side). I've been with her before at Wiago and at Babylon. She has a Latin look but she doesn't have one drop of Latin blood. I thought she looked Brazilian when I first met her.
Celine is about 5'7", nice legs and hips, small tits (she wanted to have them enhanced she said - I'd prefer that she left them the way they were), blonde. I had multiple sessions with her the last time I was there. She's easy to talk to, willing to try different things.
Both provide services at the "Hof-standard".
Jenny is a major exhibitionist and will keep you entertained when you are between sessions. She does this thing where she puts her fingers down there and tries to catch you looking at her. Since they are not supposed to approach the men at this club, this is the only way she is allowed to catch your attention other than offering you a drink once in a while.
Princess is petite, French from Senegal. Nice tits, nice ass, very pleasant personality.
Welcome to ISG Hollandmale, I'm a silent reader on Belgian and Dutch forums, and one of your admirers. Yes guys, Hollandmale is a star on the local forums!
Routard
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Celine is about 5'7", nice legs and hips, small tits (she wanted to have them enhanced she said - I'd prefer that she left them the way they were), blonde. I had multiple sessions with her the last time I was there. She's easy to talk to, willing to try different things.
Princess is petite, French from Senegal. Nice tits, nice ass, very pleasant personality.[/QUOTE]Celine was a blonde before, but last time I saw her (24/05/06) her hair was dark brown, almost black. Did she change to be a blonde again ? Celine told me she has her breast surgery planned for early October. So let's check some follow-up reports. By the way, my sessions with Celine were great, certainly up to Hof-standard, FK-DATY-IC-BBBJ-CIM.
Good description of Princess. And may I add: Princess has an absolute stunning body, real tight, very smooth skin, fantastic body curves. Her tits are very nice enhanced and firm C-silicons, standing upward with protruding hard nipples. Although I rarely go with African girls, Princess made me ready for action immediately. We did a session on 26/04/06 when she just arrived in Schieferhof. Her service is certainly up to Hof-standard, FK-DATY-IC-BBBJ-CIM. And the latest reports suggest that she's still improving. Princess is very cute, sweet and communicative, speaking English, German and French.
Hello, Hollandmale, nice to meet you here also.
Thanks for your short list, but I think you forgot Trixie. Don't say that you have no experience with her because I won't believe, I was just in front of you in the sofa :-))
I would send a pm, but you can't get them yet, but what is IC and what is Anal IC?
IC = InterCourse (?)
[QUOTE=Hollandmale]Celine was a blonde before, but last time I saw her (24/05/06) her hair was dark brown, almost black. Did she change to be a blonde again ? Celine told me she has her breast surgery planned for early October. So let's check some follow-up reports. By the way, my sessions with Celine were great, certainly up to Hof-standard, FK-DATY-IC-BBBJ-CIM.
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I saw her in May too!
Maybe her hair was more light brown than blonde. I wouldn't think of her as having black hair though.
I had such a good time with her I even promised I'd marry her and send her an engagement ring. She promised she'd stay true to me.. but only until the next customer.
Yeah, I know. I had it pretty bad.
[quote=stano]thanks for your short list, but i think you forgot trixie. don't say that you have no experience with her because i won't believe, i was just in front of you in the sofa :-))[/quote]ooowwhhh yesss stano, how could i forget [b]trixie[/b] last august 14, the latest top-attraction in the hof. as you mentioned, we were sitting on the couch opposite to you. trixie gave all four of us head, in a straight row, one by one. i was the last one to join her, around 10 pm.
as all rooms were occupied, we continued at the [i]spielwiese[/i] with my fellow dutchmen having some sneaky peeps, behind the big glass window. that didn't prevent trixie to go straight down to business with a deep and wet bbbj. i returned that favour with some slippery daty, after which we were both ready for some very nice missionary and cowgirl. the room next door came available, so that's where we continued.
we repeated pretty much our whole session. some fiery fk, deep bbbj standing up, continued wet daty laying down, followed by some very slippery missionary, cowgirl and reverse. i wanted to finish off with a flat lay down doggy, but it took a little more than that. so trixie turned me over for a final bbbj and had me cim very nice. all 'n all we spend 1,5 hours, from the upstairs couch untill the downstairs room, at the cost of 2 [i]programme[/i] (2x e50 = e100).
trixie is 24, brunette, german, 5'8, a figure size-2 with natural b-cups, excellent service, certainly up to hof-standards (and more) with fk-daty-ic*-bbbj-cim. that was the opinion of all 4 of us, as we kept trixie occupied from 6 pm till 11.30 pm ;).
(* = intercourse)
Welcome here, it took a while but you found us also here :-)
Finally had a chance to visit Bernd's after more than a year away. Last time, I came away less than impressed and felt that it was missing the unique Bernd's flavor that allowed it to stand out, despite the inferior facility, etc. Since I went on record as saying that IMO it was no longer a top club, I feel that I need to give credit where it is due.
Well that's all changed back to the better. As Hollandmale has given a very detailed and accurate picture of the women and lineup, all I can add, is that it is these gems of service that give Bernd's its name. Much has been written about the unique, intimate atmosphere and decadent scenes. Well it's all there and oozing. Business for a Thursday night from 7 p.m. till closing was very slow - may be 15 men the whole evening.
Sightings: Celine ( definitely a brunette, used to be blonde, but not down there), Svenja, Stella, Brandy, Mara, Michelle, Anna, Jenny, Katja, Mina Jessica, and Princess.
Sessions:
* Jessica - we really hit it off. She's working hard to save up for new boobs and I spent most of the night trying to show her that her current equipment is perfect (Looks: 8, Personality:10, Service:10)
* Mara - Great intelligent girl - Very special person. ( Looks:7, Personality:10, Service 9)
* Katja - As reported a BBBJ expert (Looks: 8, Personality: 8, Service: 9)
Would have had a session with Princess, but we ran out of time so no rating for service (Looks: 9 - what a body!, personality:9)
At one point I was sitting on the couch with Jessica on one side holding my jewels, Mara lying on my lap and DFKing Jessica while fingering Katja, whose ample booty was in our face as she went down on another customer. You don't see scenes like this in Kansas.....
[QUOTE=Iseeu] You don't see scenes like this in Kansas.....[/QUOTE]
You got that right.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Sessions:
* Jessica - we really hit it off. She's working hard to save up for new boobs and I spent most of the night trying to show her that her current equipment is perfect (Looks: 8, Personality:10, Service:10)[/QUOTE]Jessica = Jessy/Jessie/Jessi ?!
[b] bernd´s saunaclub (schieferhof) [/b] schieferhof 28 53773 hennef/lichtenberg (tel. 02248-1529) [url]http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de[/url]. open from monday till thursday from 14h00 till 0h00, friday from 14h00 till 1h00. entrance is 70€ and pricing is 50€ for session.
take a560 to hennef. continue straight on at the end of the highway on b8. after a few km, take right towards lichtenberg in a street named oberdorfstrasse. follow this road till a main road. turn right on the main road named uckerather strasse. you will have hotel reuter (uckerather strasse 72 53773 lichtenberg, tel. 02248-26550) on your right hand side. a room and breakfast is 35€, hotel can be booked from the club. the first street left after the hotel is schieferhof. the club is in a regular house at number 28. as it is a residential area, you may not park elsewhere than at the club’s parking lot on number 24.
bernds is a legendary club as it is the first fkk. everything started here more than 20 years ago and is now referred as the mother of all fkk. but it’s reputation is not only due to it’s history. it is also considered as being the wildest fkk of all, with an unique erotic atmosphere and the best offered service. yes, bernd’s is hot!!! even the professional masseuse can be fucked! there have been constant rumors about bareback sex being offered, but i can't confirm and didn't even try to check it out.
it starts at the door, a full naked girl welcomed me. she was a tall slim nicely tanned dark haired german girl in her early 20 with natural c breast. she introduced herself: trixie. she gave me a complete visit of the club with all the practical information. i did not follow everything she told me, and not only because of my poor german skills. i had my eyes and mouth widely open and my tongue reaching the floor while listening to her. but she kindly acted as if she didn’t notice it and during all my stay she felt responsible for me, inquiring from time to time if everything was ok. she was on my to do list, but the list was too long. i definitely need to come back.
here the practical information and a guided tour in case you will not follow everything too. you pay 70€ at entrance and get towel, sandals and locker key. take the corridor at the right side when in front of the entrance desk for the locker room. you need to give a name linked to the locker number for account opening. each session will be registered on your account by giving to the girl your name and number and you pay everything when leaving the club. pricing is 50€/30min and this includes bbbj and cim and anal is 50€ additional, but girls are not clock watchers and couch action is standard. the girls are not allowed to approach, you need to make the first step. drinks and food are included in entrance price.
there are two meeting rooms, one in the main floor and one in the basement. both have a single large u shaped sofa around a table and a bar with chairs. each floor has showers. the main floor has also the dinning room with buffet made by hotel reuter. food is better than at most other fkk. there is an outdoor garden to relax on a sunny day but the neighbour has sight on it. it is kindly requested not to be naked and not to have sex outside. there are bedrooms on each floor. and of course, did i mention there is a sauna?
there are 12 to 16 girls, in between 20 and 30 years old from mainly from germany, turkey and eastern europe. dressing code is naked. looks are good, at fkk standard, but the difference comes from attitude and service. most are regular service providers for several years at bernd’s. there is no other fkk were girls seem to genuinely enjoy sex as much as here. customers are mainly older german, most are regular customers for years. nudity is no big deal, even the customers tend to walk around naked. the towel is mainly to sit on it for hygienic reason.
the overall decoration is really old fashioned. but one thing seems to help for a better atmosphere: customers and girls are all sitting together on the single u shaped sofa. it allows to speak to each other without commitment. ruling language is german, but customers and girl switch easily to english as soon as they feel that you are not always comfortable with german. another socializing area is at the bar. surprisingly, the regular german customers are open minded towards first timer foreigners. i had fun with a japanese first time customer too, the only other foreigner that night.
but now the best part of the club: the unique atmosphere. it is hard to describe, and it’s better to live it. girls may not approach, but know exactly how to get attention. they don’t have obscene attitude, but flash their pussy on a very natural way. girls talk together with stretched legs on the sofa and one hand playing with pussy. i was discussing with a customer sitting next to me. one girl was already starting a bbbj on him, but he continued discussing with me as if nothing was happening. the girl had one foot on the floor and another one on the sofa near my shoulder. my face was at 50cm from her delicious wide open pink pussy. a bit embarrassed, i watched on the other side. but my other neighbour was already mounted by a cowgirl. in front of me, a guy was receiving a bj by a girl on an upside down position, her feet on the wall reaching nearly the ceiling. and when i looked back again to my first neighbour, he was already in doggy style on the sofa. the strange thing is that the atmosphere is never the same. at some moment everything looks like a regular pub and 10 minutes later, the wildest things are happening around. other funny thing is that most customers are old timers, but they have incredible health thanks to all those sexy ladies! i watched all the scene amused, and my to do list just kept growing.
one girl i noticed at first was dark haired dutch mara. she reminds me an old teenage girlfriend. she has a teenager look with her young petite b cupped body, pretty “next door girl” face and soft white skin contrasting with her unshaved pussy. she is very kind and quiet, speaks fluently dutch, german and english. there was a good chemistry together. cuba, dominican republic, indonesia…we had many destinations in common. we started to kiss on the sofa, but one girl disturbed us and asked mara to come to the kitchen. we skipped coach action and went straight to the room in order to be alone. she is very sweat, likes to dfk and her bbbj are very deep. she asked me if i always smiled like that. no, not always, but with her for sure. i loved her small body, and enjoyed having sex with her. she is definitely not a clock watcher, fortunately, as it took me very long to orgasm. after the session, she was again on my to do list, but unfortunately she is very popular and i could not catch her for a second session.
never mind, there were plenty other girls on my to do list. i went with hungarian maria who has a similar look too. she is even smaller, and has a body of an ****d girl. her attitude was not as friendly, i could not get a chemistry. but her narrow ass was incredible. what is life good to me!
turkish stella made a striptease (in bernd’s, this means that she dresses herself up!). she was hot, and was on top of my to do list, but didn’t manage to get a session with her. so, i finished the evening with romanian tina. she has a perfec petite body, short dark hair very nice face and incredible bue eyes. not a real chemistry too, but nice session with quality performance.
it was time to go…and to pay. it’s funny, as the girl at the desk takes your file listing all the girls you catched that evening. and they are all called to say good by!
yes, bernd's is unique!
Yes, Jessica is the wonderful Jessi/Jessie/Jessy. Highest recommendation and the more business she drums up, the quicker she gets to her new boobs.
Mon ami,
Another great report and I'm so happy that you've broken your Hof cherry. It can get addictive.
And once again, we keep choosing the same woman, a couple of days apart.
Next time I write you a PM on the girl's butt, you might read it when doggy styling her!
Routard
Monsieur Routard,
So this was your first time?! I would have thought an experienced monger such as yourself would have already been there.
Yes, its a very unique club. Anything goes.
Yes Jackyo, Bernd's was on my to do list for long time already, and is a must for any mongerer. But as long as I'll still have places on my to do list, I will live, so I'm not in a hurry. And believe me, my to do list is long!
Routard
Since I know Routard fairly well, and since I have very similar tastes and attitudes, I will try Bernd's as well when I return to Deutschland in December. Routard's report is a classic and really motivated me to give this palce a try.
thanks
euro
Routard,
Or leave me a note in her pussy with a string attached, so I can see it when I'm DATY :-)
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Routard,
Or leave me a note in her pussy with a string attached, so I can see it when I'm DATY :-)[/QUOTE]
Uhhh, that's gross.
Reminds me of the old joke where this guy get really really drunk one night in a club. When he wakes up from his daze he finds himself in a strange bed with a naked chick next to him. He looks at her and she is ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS. Then he feels that he has something in his mouth, with a string attached. And that string is hanging from his lip. As he grabs the string to take whatever is in his mouth out, he says "Please God, let this be a teabag!"
euro
Euro, you made the correct conclusion. I had fun sampling other FKK for a change. FKK Relax (did anyone notice my report in the Belgian thread [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=506071&postcount=45?[/url] OK I agree, it was maybe not the most exciting one I made...) is the closest FKK option if coming from France, Belgium or the Netherlands, Cocoon is the cheapest option together with the RCC. But for people like us coming only once in a while, location and pricing is not the main issue, we simply want the best. And the best by far are the three Frankfurt Clubs. Only Goldentime can claim competing with them in terms of line-up and facilities. However, I wanted to experience also more erotic clubs like Partytreff and Bernd's. I'm pretty sure Euro you would have had the same feeling about Partytreff than what I had, as we both can't forget that a prostitute is a woman at first. I was uncomfortable with the concept, my experience turned out to be excellent as for some strange reason my only genuine GFE of all my trip happened there. Probability that such thing happens again in partytreff is close to zero, so it should not be taken into account for making up an opinion about it. Bernds is at the opposite, even if erotic level is as high as in Partytreff. In Bernds, girls seem genuinely enjoying what they are doing, more than in any other FKK. They seem to be proud playing in world champion league of sex. A pity that Bernd's is so small, but I guess that it needs to have that size to get that unique atmosphere. I was alone, and it must be much more fun to go with a couple of friends. So why not together next time? December you said?
[QUOTE=Routard]And the best by far are the three Frankfurt Clubs. [/QUOTE]
I know I keep plugging NRW relentlessly but there are two predominant kinds of clubs (and I know I am generalizing but bear with me):
1) The large clubs with great facilities and a large but unedited selection of women. You take your chances. You might find yourself with a visually stunning "burn 'em and churn 'em" girl who will give you the bare minimum in terms of services and take your money in as efficient a manner as possible. You might also have a great time if she turns out to be a GFE. The Besatzung at these larger clubs lacks stablility usually and you can read all the reviews here and on the other forums available, make lists of who to see and you will still not be able to pick out the winners from the losers. The women come and they go. These clubs are mostly oriented towards tourist traffic.
2) The smaller clubs with necessarily reduced facilities and a smaller selection of women. The selection is limited but edited as the owner exercises a point of view on who should work on his club and what constitutes great service. Because there is an editing process at work, there is also more stability in the selection and you can return year after year after months of being absent and be assured you will see more or less the same women and not stumble upon a bad experience. This stability improves your chances of being able to create connections with them. These out-of-the-way clubs don't get many tourists and so have to work to retain their Stammkunde (or client base).
I don't doubt you can have fun in a type 1 club but for my money type 2 clubs provide more bang for the buck.
There probably are also two types of club customers, those who prefer one type over the other. Different strokes for different folks.
Absolutely First Class reports, Gentlemen .
So much so, that I will visit next week because of it - report to follow but doubt that I will be able to reach or beat our two posters
[QUOTE=Excess]report to follow but doubt that I will be able to reach or beat our two posters[/QUOTE]Don't worry. As you report is about next week's visit, it will be the most recent report and therefore most valuable :).
[QUOTE=Routard]I was alone, and it must be much more fun to go with a couple of friends. So why not together next time? December you said?[/QUOTE]
You bet, I am in! As soon as my trip firms up, I'll let you know. We could organize another ISG gettogether. The last one at FKK was great fun!
And then let's also talk about going to Rio. I have to show 4*4 to you. This is the wildest place I have ever been to in my entire life :D
euro
[QUOTE=Hollandmale]Don't worry. As you report is about next week's visit, it will be the most recent report and therefore most valuable :).[/QUOTE]
Very smooth, Hollandmale, it is clear why the FKK ladies love you.
I hate to think what damage you could cause in and with your own mother tongue. :-))
As it will be my first visit to Bernd's, I am sure that I will have my eyes wide open. Look foward to it.
Hi all,
My story started about in June when, after you made me know about fkk, you support my boring question and so on. THANKS, I decided to try and I tried Palace. Was great, I made my report and I felt without any wishises to come back to my country hobby (italy.) where you spent only and usually you are ripped off about service.
So, after one month I couldn't stay in my skin and I tried also Oase. But. I didn't make report as it was bad experience but bad becouse of me. During flight my temperature grow up and so only two session but only trying not to waste trip, organization and so on. And now I need to try to go again ingermany to feel again the experience.
Reading this forum my dream is Bernd's. But it's so difficult for my job to be able to go only in working days. (I'm sure one day I'll go but don't think in one or two month). Now I need your kindly help. I'd like so much to try experience like you described in Bernd's. In your opinion if I'll decide to go to Sudbad (Saturday.) could be near? I mean, near and different of Palace or Oase?
I'll follow your advise (hoping to be able soon) is better to go again in Palace (where I felt. In heaven) or could be a great experience (as I'm sure will be Bernd's. If only will open also on Saturday.) to try Sudbad?
Thank a lot guy, I promise a as much as detailed report when I'll be able to go
[QUOTE=Crazy Travel]In your opinion if I'll decide to go to Sudbad (Saturday.) could be near? I mean, near and different of Palace or Oase?
I'll follow your advise (hoping to be able soon) is better to go again in Palace (where I felt. In heaven) or could be a great experience (as I'm sure will be Bernd's. If only will open also on Saturday.) to try Sudbad? [/QUOTE]
Signore,
I am trying to understand your question which is, I think, whether its worthwhile going to Sudbad. I believe you are trying to say as well that your only reference point is Palace as you've not visited any other club.
Bernds is only open from Monday to Friday, closed on weekends. Sudbad is open on weekends and is Bernds sister club (though it doesn't come close to matching Bernds athmosphere). Bernds is unique.
If you are near Koeln or Bonn, these two clubs are both accessible (assuming you have a car). You should know that there are two other possibilities: Samya and Traum-Paradies (more a brothel than a club).
If you are definitely going to be near Frankfurt, one club you should visit but which you've not mentioned is World. Given limited time though, I'd pick Oase over World. Or better yet, go to both.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Signore,
I am trying to understand your question which is, I think, whether its worthwhile going to Sudbad. I believe you are trying to say as well that your only reference point is Palace as you've not visited any other club.[/QUOTE]Thank Jackyo... you are right, when I read again what I wrote is difficult to understand exactly what I need... :) Sorry!
So, yes I have only experienced Palace and Oase.
Reading your post I become excited of Bernd's but for me is quite impossible as I cannot go on working day.
I'm planning to visit soon an FKK and my question is: Sudbad is similiar like atmosphere and emotion to Bernd's?
And anyway, between Palace and Subad which is the best choice in your opinion?
About location i don't think is a problem as I think to rent a car and between Frankfurt and koln is about only 170 Km.
[quote=crazy travel]
i'm planning to visit soon an fkk and my question is: sudbad is similiar like atmosphere and emotion to bernd's?
and anyway, between palace and subad which is the best choice in your opinion?
[quote]
crazy travel,
sudbad is not at all like bernds. it doesn't matter that the same person owns both of them, they are very different. bernds is raw and in your face. there is not much room so anything that happens on the couches is right next to you or across from you. this can happen for you just as quickly as it happens to someone else.
i personally like world the best of the frankfurt three. palace is kind of like a zoo atmosphere and all the animals are walking loose, stalking and striking. everyone seems to be on the prowl. it is all inside a warehouse and more confined. oase is like a labyrinth with areas rep001tered without any thought. if the weather is nice there is more room outside, otherwise it is crowded. the main meeting room is loud and dark. world is a modern mansion with plenty of light and nice places to sit and meet girls. the line up is similar for each place, great to ho-hum.
also, it is not required to have a car. there are lots of trains to get you close to anyplace. ask any question as this is a great place to share current information. enjoy your time.
bob
i’m hesitating to make this report because i am afraid that horny mongerers will now overrun one of the great if somewhat remote bastions of absolute wanton sex. on the other hand i can’t keep this from my fellow aficionados.
one of the threads last week had questions about dietzenbach and led to a discussion of the most easily accessible clubs from fra. obviously palace and oase were mentioned, which got me thinking of other possibilities.
one day last week, i found myself on the way back from asia with an unplanned 8 ½ hour stopover in fra. using the broadband internet connection on the lufthansa flight, i found that there’s a direct high speed ice train from fra to siegburg.
landed in fra at 14:30 p.m., dropped my bag off at the 1st class lounge in terminal 1b, and walked to platform 6 in the fernbahnhof, which is the long range train terminal in the airport, not to be confused with the short range train terminal which is what you would use to go to palace, oase or the zeil.
39 minutes later we arrived in siegburg. i grabbed a cab for the remaining 15 km, and 15 minutes later was ringing the front doorbell at bernd’s. exactly 54 minutes total travel time, which compares favorably with traveling to oase and definitely beats going to pohlheim by public transportation.
i would not recommend this for the budget traveler. total cost was 96 euro roundtrip for the train tickets + 35 euro for the taxis. and that definitely doesn’t compare favorably with the costs for a quickie trip to palace or even oase which are both priced as local trips.
had more than 4 hours to spend in bernd's before heading back for my flight. 2 sessions at bernd’s + travel cost = 300 euro. it’s worth it for the horny atmosphere at bernd’s, which for me now becomes a stopover made in monger heaven.
This is good to know!
This will go into my memory banks immediately for use sometime when I need to escape the FRA airport.
Its amazing how this hobby has led to me carrying around so much trivia relating to how to get to and from certain places in Germany.
I also risk being outed practically every day: I met a German woman yesterday (yes, in real life and not in my unreal one) and when I asked her where she is from she said she was from Hennef.
I was, of course, tempted to say: "Oh yes, Hennef. I've been to Lichtenberg. Just past Calygula and in the cluster of houses to the right. I've stayed at the Hotel Reuter. Also been to a club they call the Hof."
Instead I had to throw up a smoke screen: "Hmm.. is that anywhere near Bonn? Is it anywhere to the east of Koeln, say near Olpe but to the south? Where is it exactly?"
Makes me want to compose a limerick:
There was a woman from Hennef..
[QUOTE=Jackyo]
Its amazing how this hobby has led to me carrying around so much trivia relating to how to get to and from certain places in Germany.
I also risk being outed practically every day: I met a German woman yesterday (yes, in real life and not in my unreal one) and when I asked her where she is from she said she was from Hennef.
I was, of course, tempted to say: "Oh yes, Hennef. I've been to Lichtenberg. Just past Calygula and in the cluster of houses to the right. I've stayed at the Hotel Reuter. Also been to a club they call the Hof."
Instead I had to throw up a smoke screen: "Hmm.. is that anywhere near Bonn? Is it anywhere to the east of Koeln, say near Olpe? Where is it exactly?"
[/QUOTE]
Yes, I know the feeling. I have train schedules, rental car agency numbers, Highway Kreuzs, usual stau places and area maps of NRW, Hessen, and Bavaria all in my overcrowded mind, and could find the way to Oase or Beverly driving a rental car blindolded.
I had a very similar experience to your woman from Hennef...
A few years ago, I was with my then boss at CeBit in Hannover and he heard about this great sauna bath in Bad Homburg where all the people are naked. As his Germany expert, he asked me if we could drive there on one afternoon instead of working the exhibition, with the rental car that the company had hired for us.
I made myself stupid (not so difficult to do) and told him that Hamburg is much too far away to drive back and forth from Hannover in 1 day. I also told him that I am sure that I can find a similar sauna bath closer to Hannover as they are fairly common in Germany and I found one for him in Laatzen.
Of course, after he left Hannover, and I finished at CeBit, I drove the rental car down to Beverly on a miserable winter afternoon for an evening of wanton pleasure, and the next day I drove to Oase (passing by Bad Homburg)on my way to FRA for an afternoon and evening of ogling naked women and more. I no longer work with him but he has never stopped thanking me for going the extra length and finding that sauna bath in Laatzen as it was certainly not in my job description.
Hello,
I am an Asian American male thinking of going to Bernd's while I'm in Colgone. I speak English perfectly but don't speak German, could that be a problem going to Bernards? Are they a pro-German only club? Any help would be apprecaited.. thanks
[QUOTE=Monkey1717]Hello,
I am an Asian American male thinking of going to Bernd's while I'm in Colgone. I speak English perfectly but don't speak German, could that be a problem going to Bernards? Are they a pro-German only club? Any help would be apprecaited.. thanks[/QUOTE]
.. in Duesseldorf as it is most commonly chosen by Japanese firms for a German or European headquarters. I've seen Japanese there and in other clubs in NRW and its never been a problem.
I have a post elsewhere on discrimination in this section of the forum. Its post #921 under the Partytreff thread.
You will manage though you don't speak German but you will get more out of the experience if you do speak German.
[QUOTE=Jackyo].. in Duesseldorf as it is most commonly chosen by Japanese firms for a German or European headquarters. I've seen Japanese there and in other clubs in NRW and its never been a problem.
I have a post elsewhere on discrimination in this section of the forum. Its post #921 under the Partytreff thread.[/QUOTE]Thank for your help Jackyo. I certainly will visit now:)
From Koln by train - would the easiest way be to get off at Hennef (Sieg) and then take a cab there?
[QUOTE=Monkey1717]Thank for your help Jackyo. I certainly will visit now:)
From Koln by train - would the easiest way be to get off at Hennef (Sieg) and then take a cab there?[/QUOTE]
From Koeln to Hennef (Sieg) and then a cab.
You can also take a bus (forget the bus number) and walk from the bus stop on the Landstrasse (believe its called Oberdorf) towards the cluster of houses to the right.
Brush your teeth, shave and mind your manners. This advice is not anything beyond what your mother would tell you. Believe me, it goes a long way.
[QUOTE=Monkey1717]Thank for your help Jackyo. I certainly will visit now:)
From Koln by train - would the easiest way be to get off at Hennef (Sieg) and then take a cab there?[/QUOTE]
Jackyo is correct about taking the train to Hennef (Sieg). There are taxi's directly in front of the station. It will cost you about 12-15 euro from there and take about 5-10 minutes. If you take the bus you will need to have a really good sense of direction and a very detailed map because this hof is a regular looking house in a regular looking neighborhood. There is a 28 on the front of the house but that is the only thing the will tell you that you have arrived. For the price of the taxi I suggest you go that way. It will take a lot of pressure off as you would undoubtably wander around loosing time. The bus runs about three times per hour and if you are determined to go that way, you will save a few euros, you can look up the schedule on the German Rail web site [url]http://reiseauskunft.bahn.de/bin/query.exe/e[/url] put in the station you are coming from and going to. When you get the report back you can click on the station. Then go to the other forms of transportation and you will see the bus schedules to Lichtenberg. Just take the taxi, it is easier for everyone, so we don't worry about you wandering around in the dark of night in Lichtenberg cursing your sense of direction and wasting time that would be better spent watching 15 beautiful naked women.
Remember, you are paying the enterance fee to enjoy yourself. Do that! You pay the girl to give you what you want, do that. Have a nice time and let others, especially the girls, know you are enjoying yourself and you will have a very good time. Bernds is tops for a raw FKK. Let us know your experience. Take note of who is there and who you enjoyed the most.
Bob
Drive south on the A3 from Cologne (Köln) towards Frankfurt. Turn east onto the A560 autobahn. This is just after the first service station you reach after leaving the Köln area. This autobahn quickly terminates and runs into the B8. Go up the B8 about 5km (most of this is uphill). Miss the first right hand signpost saying “Lichtenberg”, and take the second, which is a very sharp right, almost coming back on yourself. It’s easy to miss these turnings, so it may be easier if you just keep on driving until you find the local petrol station on the left hand side. Do a U-turn and go back about 300m and turn left, then bear to the right. This is the “very sharp right” that I just mentioned when coming the other way. Then go about 1km until you see the Hotel-Restaurant Reuter on the right. Almost immediately turn left into Schieferhof Street. Number 28 is down on the right. Park in number 24, where it says “Privat Parkplatz”.
My report will follow. Kingwenslas
My Bernd’s visit came a couple of days after my trip to Relax in Belgium 65km east of Antwerp. Go to the relevant section of this website if you are interested in reading my report.
I turned up at 1.30 to be greeted by the lovely Monica from Hungary. I’ve been with her a few times now, but she had to confess that she had forgotten my name. “That’s OK, Monica”, I said “The only reason I can remember your name is because I’ve been fantasising about you for the last three months”. No, of-course I did not say that.
Almost immediately I was introduced to cunning1 and had a good, but short chat with him about everything. I just could not understand why he had been there for a full 20 minutes longer than me and still hadn’t lost his Bernd’s virginity. So, in spite of the good conversation, I went off in search of prey.
I was interested in meeting Trixie, having read up on her, but found out that she was not there that week. I noticed an attractive girl with nice boobs who I had never seen before. She was Martina from the Czech Republic. I was very tempted but decided against as I didn’t want to risk a session with someone I had no inside information about. I also noticed another girl that I had never seen before. It turned out that she was the girlfriend of one of the guests and she’d only paid €10 to get in.
As soon as I saw Anna I made a beeline for her. I think the thing that endears me to her so much is that someone told me once that she doesn’t swallow. This was 10 minutes after she had swallowed with me. “Ach, she must like you!” was the conclusion. So we had a chat and then decided to go upstairs where there was more space to try out some couch action. This was good. In fact I got rather carried away by the BJ and gasped every now and again much to the amusement of the girls hanging around. “Is it really so bad?” they asked in their caring, motherly tones.
After 10 minutes we went to the room with the sofa in it and boy, has Anna become quite a dirty girl . I would now recommend her to anyone, whereas when she first started she was different. I wouldn’t say that the room was particularly warm, but by the time we had finished we were both covered in sweat and I was ready for a rest.
So I went and had my first beer of the day and then sunbathed in the nude for some time. I was woken up by the sound of cunning1 talking. There was also a Norwegian and an Italian bloke and it turned out that they were all at Bernd’s partly as a result of reading my reports! Oh how proud I felt. And didn’t we all praise the internet?
I then went and had my ration of sauerkraut and mashed potatoes, had a quick shower and was just off in search of more prey when I ran into two English soldiers in the locker area. Never in my life had I met so many English speaking people in Bernd’s in one go. It didn’t stop me, however, in my pursuit. I had always fancied a double in Bernd’s and had been completely indecisive about which two girls to pick. In the end I just went into the main area, saw that Monica was available and went and asked her who she would recommend. She suggested Mara and went off to find her, then came back saying that she would be over soon. In the meantime Monica passed the time by giving me a blowjob whilst we waited. I was slightly anxious by this as I wasn’t sure if we were eating into my allotted slot, but in the end I need not have worried. Eventually Mara came and the threesome started. Now, I have only heard good things about Mara, but I must confess she has never been top of my list. Anyway, just as we were going to the room, another couple asked if they could join in. I didn’t know this could ever happen so was unsure what to say. One half of this couple was Martina, so I was interested. I asked Mara’s advice and she said YES. So the five of us went to the room. “This is just like Partytreff Dorsten”, I announced and one of the girls said that she had heard of the place but never been.
Was this good? Well actually, not as good as you may think. I had always thought that sex with Monica was like sex with two girls anyway. She has this technique of massaging your balls, fingering your anus and blowing you all at the same time. Having Mara around cramped her style. But I’m being oh so fussy here. Anyway ten minutes in and the other bloke in the room asks me if he can do Monica. “Be my guest, I’ve got plenty of pussy to be getting on with”, I said. So then things started going differently to how I thought they would. And then Martina was free so I took the opportunity to snog her and give her lovely tits a fondle. I was pleasantly surprised by the outcome.
Fortunately the other guy climaxed soon after this and then buggered off leaving me in peace. I went back to snogging my own birds and realised that we were all covered in each other’s saliva as well as all sweating quite a bit. Just the thought of this made me feel hornier. I sat on the sofa and had both girls blow me until a came. We then had a good, long chat about everything and I really felt wonderful about chatting in such a relaxed, mellow way as if everything that had just happened was a completely normal and everyday event.
The girls told me that the other guy would have to pay €50 for fucking Monica, but then I became slightly anxious about having to pay for kissing Martina. In the end she did not charge me, but if this ever happens to you, be careful about initiating contact, as rules are rules. By the way, I now recommend Martina but this is based purely on one snog.
Next I went in search of the English soldiers and found them chatting to cunning1. It turned out that one of them had read my reports of Bernd’s on the internet and so it had influenced him in deciding to try the place out. If only I could be paid a commission for everyone who comes as a result of my reports. As for his mate, it was his first time in any fkk. He just didn’t know how lucky he was to have been parachuted into the best club in Europe on his first ever outing!
Once again we had a fantastic chat only this time with too many beers and fags thrown in for good measure. We spoke a lot about the army which I found very interesting, but always the subject came back to mongering. By the way my new soldier friend recommended the “Private Club” in the centre of Birmingham (off junction 6 of the M6) and also the “Gentleman’s Parties” in the east end of London, both of which he has attended. Both can be found on the internet.
My last session was with Brandy, who else? I have known her a little over one year, but already she feels like an old friend. Needless to say, my session with her was fantastic, in the end lasting nearly 1½ hours, although she only charged €100. There’s no need to describe the session as it was fantastic, but the thing that struck me on this occasion was how “into” the sex she was. Much has been written about her, so I am not saying much that is new, but she is in her own league and she just loves sex and that’s it.
Before I left, I had one last chat with the soldiers. One said that he had just had his first ever Bernd’s session (with the black girl, Princess) and it had to be in his top ten ever best shags. Praise indeed.
I left far later than planned, had spent far more money than planned, but felt pretty good.
I don’t think that mankind has yet invented a better way of spending a Thursday afternoon.
Kingwenslas
Excellent report Kingweslas, Bernd's is definitely the best kept secret of Germany, don't spread the info too much around! My favorite part of your report was your group sex experience.
Funny also that ISG members seem to go each time with the same girls. I was with Mara too at Bernd's, and I read your earlier report at FKK Relax, I was been with Iris too.
Routard
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]I noticed an attractive girl with nice boobs who I had never seen before. She was Martina from the Czech Republic. I was very tempted but decided against as I didn’t want to risk a session with someone I had no inside information about. [/QUOTE]
.. you can throw a dart to pick your provider and you will be satisfied. Have no fear.
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]In fact I got rather carried away by the BJ and gasped every now and again much to the amusement of the girls hanging around. “Is it really so bad?” they asked in their caring, motherly tones. [/QUOTE]
I had to laugh at this. The women do carry on a dialogue with you as you are having your couch action. This kind of interaction is pretty cool and contributes to "anything goes" ambiance of this place.
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]I had always thought that sex with Monica was like sex with two girls anyway. [/QUOTE]
And yes, sex with Monika is like having sex with two girls! Hungarian women are amazing!
There is also Nicole at Blue Note and then Michelle at Babylon (this goes back a long way). And also, Cynthia at Samya who is easily the best provider I've met recently. She kisses very well, gets really into it and she speaks English too (she used to have an Australian boyfriend).
I know there are more in my past but I'll have to dig into my archive of reports.
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas] I noticed an attractive girl with nice boobs who I had never seen before. She was Martina from the Czech Republic. [/QUOTE]
Are you sure it was not MARCELLA : Czech girl with nice boobs and short dark hair.
Hi Stano
Yeah, maybe. I thought it was Marcella when I spoke to her, but asked someone and they said Martina, so I ran with that, but thinking about it, you are right. Cheers. Kingwenslas
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]I also noticed another girl that I had never seen before. It turned out that she was the girlfriend of one of the guests and she’d only paid €10 to get in.[/QUOTE]A most interesting observation.
Was this girl also nude and available for other guests?
If she was, it could open up some surprising possibilities ;).
Hi Hollandmale
Yes she was nude, but no, I didn't see her go off to a room with anyone else. In fact, one of the girls (Mara I think) said that the man had sex with one of the regular girls whilst his girlfriend watched.
i made a point of visiting bernd’s – and sadly it seems that i missed wenceslas by one day.
spent much of the afternoon and evening there and found it to be just as our reporters before described it. totally outrageous and i loved it !!!
i won’t go over old ground and recommend that you read first routard’s excellent post that gives you the layout, rules of operation and as he says tries to give some of the ambience. nothing fully will describe bernd’s better than your own visit.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=506443&postcount=169[/url]
next, read through hollandmale’s comprehensive and succinct run down on the ladies. from my observations, it is very accurate.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=504871&postcount=156[/url]
i’ll simply provide an update, run through the ladies i spent time with and try to define why bernd’s is indeed so special, and sadly venture a guess on how it probably will be ruined in the coming 6 months or so. not to worry though, bernd’s has survived, i understand, for over 20 years and has and will probably overcome any adverse effects and shine again for another 20 years. i am very optimistic and i’ll return as often as possible.
arriving at the door and ringing, within less than a minute i was greeted by a lovely and very polite lady – totally nude and wearing every stitch of it beautifully who welcomed me in. asked if this was my first visit, i answered “yes.” she then booked me in with the assistance of the manageress, euro 70, giving my name and was given a locker key. she then showed me my locker suggested that i meet here back at the bar for a tour when i was ready.
one financial point that i haven’t seen mentioned in previous reports to note: credit cards are not accepted at bernd’s according to the introductory talk by the lady, only cash. at bernd’s, no cash changes hands until you are finished and ready to leave. all sessions as recorded at the main floor bar on a chit for each girl – your session is noted and the amount with your name/number.
when you are dressed and ready to leave, the manageress will tally up the account and you pay then. one or more of the girls who you have sessioned with are called to say good-bye and with a kiss you are off into the day/night. very, very civilized. just try to ensure that your sessions don’t outrun your cash supply, although i am sure that they have sorted out a fall-back position to cover this real possibility.
the lady was the lovely monica – hungarian but in germany quite some time. we were to get to know each other much better as the day progressed.
after changing and showering, i returned to the bar on the same entry floor. asked for a mineral water and looked around the room – there were about 6 ladies all nude sitting on the u shaped couches with 2 guests. soon monica got up and asked if i would like the tour now. we looked at several of the empty rooms to get an idea of what they looked like, and then went down the stairs to see the bottom floor – here again couches, a bar, also a sauna in back behind the bar and about 4 more girls and another 2 guests only. it was about 3:00 pm.
at that point, monica finished, said that she hoped that i would enjoy my visit, feel free to ask her any questions, and returned upstairs as did i after saying hello to the girls.
bernd’s is a “local” fkk – a bit out of the way in the rural surroundings of cologne. on my visit i was the only “outsider” and foreigner until the mid evening. my german is much worse than it should be. i found it up to the task and rapidly improving as the day went on. my first chat was with an older gentleman at the bar. he told me that he had been coming to bernd’s for 20 years and came almost every week – it was very much a case of the manageress and girls calling out “hello fritz or hello tomas” to arrivals – like dropping into the local pub for most of them. without some german, bernd’s could be a bit of hard work. although very, very manageable since everything and everyone is so relaxed and friendly.
the lineup
taking hollandmale’s list – the girls available in the afternoon with a couple of later arrivals as he mentions were pretty much his line-up. notably missing in action were:
jenny, trixie and marcella and probably some others. holidays and illness were given as the reasons with expectation that they would return in the next few days.
i spent quite some time observing upstairs and downstairs. it was a slow afternoon for guests (from the girl’s point of view). how slow was it? the lovely anna (anja) was sitting on the couches downstairs for about 2 hours in the afternoon – bernd’s visitors will know how slow that is.
mara though was constantly busy; the poor girl’s feet rarely touched the floor all afternoon and evening.
i first sessioned with, who else, monica for a starter after her very nice welcome.
an excellent girl as has been described, soft and intelligent with a super body. great bbj skills with smooth ball handling and light anal strokes along with dfk. this is of course on the sofa in front of the bar even before we moved to the room. the other two guests looked on and off - the other girls checked out the action without fuss before continuing their conversations.
did i mention that i loved bernd’s ?
off we went to one of the (many) empty rooms – and had a very good session of more bbbj – 69 – dfk and then with monica in cowgirl to a very nice finish for a pipe opener. full marks for a very full program, all done with no rush – no question of what was on the menu as all of the above is a virtual standard at bernd’s.
after a bit of recovery moved up and down the stairs for drinks and observing. still pretty quiet – a few threesomes or troikas were happening – mara and brandy treating one tired and very happy guest to an hour it seemed.
next up was tanja – from transdneistra – a very hot little girl with a lovely body. speaks russian and german. again, a chat – wanted to know how to translate a number of russian words and phrases into czech – which i have a reasonable knowledge of since she wanted to surprise a friend who wasn’t there today (probably marcella). we went through translation exercises along with our other exercises on the couch and later in the room. slowly, as we got acquainted and the other lessons finished, tanja started to play with little excess and finally moving as if it was the most natural thing in the world to lengthy bbbj on the couch until i felt it was time to move to a room. at bernd’s from reports it’s quite all right to continue and complete the deed right on the couches. during my visit, i did not see this happen but there were some close calls before they headed off to the rooms.
i should mention that virtually all the girls are happy to provide cim – personally i loved the whole scene at bernd’s with all girls providing top level bbbj’s on the couches and in the room. dkf as well, dfk and 69 all part of the tariff – euro 50 per half hour without extras.
i waited until late evening before going for bbbj and cim preferring the bbbj activity and fs.
with tanja, we went to the room and both us seemed to be ready for a vigorous sexual workout. again bbbj, dfk, 69 and multiple positions. we finished in 15 minutes after the lengthy bbbj on the couches again with a rocking cowgirl. as tanja said with a smile, with us both sweating, that was “shorter but scharf”. just what we both needed. we completed the time with a few more language lessons. a great body on the girl and another bernd’s girl who seems to love to use it. i was really warming to bernd’s and the girls
time to ring up another euro 50 on the bar tabs and off to a shower.
again, very relaxing sitting on the couches, chatting, drinking and moving from the downstairs to the upstairs. in the little room by the main bar, there is the food and 3-4 small tables. very good food – best in an fkk that i’ve had. it was a smoked meat and sauerkraut day, very nice. how german is that? drinks free. the food was replenished several times during the day and evening.
guests had been arriving and the place was filling up – again everyone was german speaking – many were old hands. still a very good atmosphere – friendly and the bbbj’s were starting to come faster and faster on the couches or in a couple of instances while guests were standing at the bar finishing their drinks before heading for the rooms. i went downstairs with the thought that i’d nab anna about much has been written. she was still there sitting on the couch – good. turned to get a drink before sitting down beside her and begin to get acquainted. got the drink ,turned around and damn, another monger was already there. and that was the last time in the evening that i saw anna alone. ;-(
things were now getting very busy – about 4-5 girls who had not seen much activity remained quiet while the rest were in constant action. the rooms were full most of the rest of the evening.
there were 4 guests from the same multinational – 2 german guys, and their colleagues from the us. chatting, i asked if they had been downstairs – the american guy said “yes – and it was wild – i’ve never seen anything like it”. they were all unhappy though and hadn’t had a girl. the two germans were looking for english speakers for the 2 americans and couldn’t find them. the rooms were full. as one german guy mentioned: “this isn’t good for the club – will get a bad reputation about over booking”. at the same time – 2 or 3 guests arrived together at the door – they were turned away with the explanation that there too many guests after a lot of discussion that continued outside and seen on the camera monitor at the bar. they were not happy. but the damage had been done as at bernd’s it is so small that there is really little to do if the rooms are all full. as the club closes at 1:00, time is more limited than many other fkk’s the 4 colleagues stayed about 2 hours and then got dressed and left headed for bochum without trying any of the girls.
i remained and started talking to what i understand is a relatively new girl – agatha (sp). she wouldn’t tell me earlier where she was from for some reason after asking me. this time she said that she was from the czech republic – mother czech and father portuguese. i believe that she is actually from a family that traditionally “travels”. when asked about the city that she said she was from she didn’t seem to know some of the main streets and other points of interest. she was dumbstruck that i was able to converse with her in her native tongue.
she was the only girl who was a bit anxious to move on to the room – probably because she had not been very active from my observations for most of the day. told her that i was ready for a pause, that was enough and we continued chatting. eventually, i was ready and we started to move along to the by now familiar bernd’s warm up on the couches. again, very nice dfk and then on to agatha lying out on the couch and moving into a good bbbj while i fingered her slowly.
there was just enough room for her to recline as a guest and girl had left, otherwise not much space and across the room (3 meters) another guest was enjoying a bbbj from a girl on her knees in front of him.
so off we went to find a room. nothing free on the main floor. excess’ towel was able to remain in place in spite of a (large) object raising the front like a tent pole as we checked the rooms. downstairs again all rooms busy. what to do? went back and agatha asked the manageress if we could use the room upstairs. answer no. so it does seem that there is a room upstairs. the upstairs is for the girls only – for their clothes and showers between sessions as well as a rest area. downstairs we go again.
we walked into the room with the large glass wall looking out onto the downstairs couch area. a couple was on the bed and we sat on the couch to continue the bbbj asking them if they minded. no, they had finished and were recovering. we carried on for a few minutes on the couch; they got up to go and wished us lots of fun. we moved to the now free bed.
this pretty much sums up bernd’s for me – totally outrageous, totally relaxed and sex everywhere in the air and ready to break-out anytime and anywhere.
started off with more bbj of course, mixed with dfk, another good 69 session and then was ready to move in for the kill. several times she wanted to look at her pussy while 69’ing. seems she was interested in seeing her lips spreading as they were and pink. very horny girl. then was fingering her pussy as we went along and it provided another reaction. whatever i was doing was meeting strong approval from agatha. she clearly liked it deep. taking my hand away to change position, she grabbed it and put it back into her pussy and made sure it was deep. more dfk’ing and stroking, agatha using her hips to sync with the fingers. took my fingers out again and wham – she was having none of that, she put my fingers back in to do their work. things were getting very warm in the room.
on with a condom, i moved her without my fingers being attacked again onto her back and started entering her lying on my side and with her legs over me. she wasn’t familiar with this position initiallu but she adapted very quickly with her hands against the wall over her head for increased pushing power and we got up speed rapidly. agatha was going into overdrive.
i decided to finish in doggie – it worked well after all the warm-ups with agatha and me looking out through the glass wall into the couch room – and i guess a few passersby looking in. – it became a bit of a blur.
although we had spent an hour on the couches, looking for a room as well as a lengthy session – the charge was the standard euro, 50 although i was fully prepared for it to be more it wasn’t. perhaps excess was rewarded for a good performance.
much of the rest of the evening was a bit frustrating due to the lack of free rooms and girls of interest. hung in there though.
toward the close, i had been chatting with and eyeing over the bar the lovely german babsi – she does speak some english is a real character, good fun and is a little more mature lady. we chatted with other guests and my german let me down when she said to the guest beside me that it was time to look for her next victim. she explained it to me in english, i said “which” referring to “victim” and she said no, no not “witch” (hexen) - “victim.” i was just about ready to tell her that she had found him – me, and she moved to the little couch next to the bar stretched out like a spider in her web.
i had just started a fresh drink so was going to take it over when another guest entered the room, saw her and they clearly knew each other and immediately sat down with her. second time a drink (water) had cost me pussy. within 10 minutes, babsi was lying across the couch giving another excellent bernd’s bbbj while the guest was happily playing with her pussy. off they went to a room – and that was the last i saw of babsi until i left 2 hours later. she hadn’t much action before that i saw.
after a few more frustrating trips up and down the stairs, i was standing at the upstairs bar.
i had noticed princess during the day – not very busy but as has been reported an absolutely knock-out figure. thought that i would complete the day with her. you guessed it, just as i was about to move over to the little couch by the bar vacated earlier by babsi and her friend, in came agatha and sat down with princess. i listened to their conversation in which agatha wanted to know some french words and expressions and princess was trying to explain them to her. being only 2 meters away, i excused myself to them and joined in the conversation. we now had the interesting situation where i was explaining french grammatical points brought up by princess to agatha in czech and giving her the czech equivalents. bizarre everyone had lots of fun with this. princess said that her mother was from martinique as was she, and her father was from cameroon. very black and stunning lady.
i was invited to sit with them on the small couch but declined as i wanted to get my hands on princess for a finale. after awhile, agatha went off, i moved in and after some more discussion in french, the black panther began her version of the bernd’s bbbj. very, very good in fact it would seem that you can’t get a bad bbbj from any of the girls – at least the ones that i tried were all way above average. no teeth, only a little hand work and when it was useful. bbbj oral heaven.
agatha returned to the room as we were going along with the bbbj and pussy stroking – saw what was happening and without a word or missed step went to sit on the other couches – good girl.
by this time there was a free room off of the locker area.
i had decided that i was going to go for cim this time to finish off a long and interesting day at bernd’s. princess and i moved quickly after more bbbj to 69 and a longish session of tasting her lovely and responsive pussy as she continued the treatment on little excess. i told her that i wanted to finish in her mouth. no problem says princess and so we went to a happy ending….. princess taking it like a trooper.
no rush …. after a minute, she got up stood over the plastic waste paper basket used for condoms and kleenex’s and slowly spit it out using the kleenexes to wipe her mouth and then little excess.
all in all a great finish.
time to leave this wonderful place. got dressed in the locker area – mara also came in as she had some things in a locker next to mine. from the next room, there was a lot of noise from a lady. mara smiled and said that things seemed to be going full speed in there, i answered that the lady didn’t sound unhappy. i have a suspicion that it might have been babsi enjoying her work.
moved to the reception desk, the manageress called out loudly for agatha and tanja. up from downstairs came agatha who explained that tanja had her mouthful at the moment and couldn’t come up to say goodbye. i paid euro 200 for the 4 great sessions and left following a nice dfk kiss form agatha who thanked me and wished me well.
in my opinion and experience, it really doesn’t get a whole lot better than that.
so what’s the upside?
a very friendly and german small fkk where the girls are seemingly and uniformly ready to provide genuine and full service for a reasonable price. very little discussion necessary over services, they are basically all included but check if in doubt or better yet again refer to hollandmale’s excellent run down on the girls for the few exceptions. i was in awe of the quality of the bbbj’s by all the girls. could almost give up fs for a day at bernd’s and let the bbbj’s and cim’s do the talking as it were. bernd’s is a very special and time tested place.
the most striking thing about bernd’s is the atmosphere of no rush, friendly local vibes and girls, no negotiation, and one after another excellent providers. never mind the song “love is in the air” at bernd’s it’s “sex is in the air”, and on the couches and up the walls. the girls are not the star knockouts that you come across in very small numbers in a number of clubs, but something for everyone and the bottom line is that top and caring service beats sheer beauty 98% of the time for me. tremendous value and clearly it demonstrates that with careful selection, training and peer pressure, the girls can catch the spirit of top service and pride themselves in giving it consistently and seemingly willingly. all the bad attitudes, up selling and dramas that can be seen elsewhere seemingly are left at the door at bernd’s. so it can be done.
so what’s the downside?
through the pulling power of isg and its reports, i would give bernd’s 6-9 months maximum before there is a crisis.
don’t get me wrong, in my opinion every isg member should experience bernd’s and its unique atmosphere, i hope that they do and i am afraid that many of them will.
bernd’s cannot stand up to a lot of visitors. it is too small and when the rooms are full for hours on end – it does become much too small. as well, it is a very local and german club, with locals from near and further afield who use it as a well worn and comfortable pub and meeting place. they will become upset and i fear unfriendly if a lot of “outsiders” fill the place up every day and they have to wait for a room and girl, the place is overcrowded, and few of the visitors speak german.
so enjoy and experience bernd’s. it is a one-off, not to everyone’s taste but it is amazing. i hope that i am wrong about the potential looming crisis, but even if i am right with more than 20 years under its belt, bernd’s will weather the storm, get back onto an even keel and the stammgastes will return as happy campers.
i am very thankful for isg and our members who have made me aware of bernd’s and provided me with a memorable and probably unique experience. i will return.
somehow when that ideal isg fkk is built – at least the spirit and intimacy of bernd’s as well as the girl’s superior service ethos needs to be emulated.
as a contrast and control against the visit to bernd’s, i visited the following evening samya. i was very disappointed as it used to be my usual stopping off place. but that is another story and report following more travel.
Hi Excess,
Yeah, it was a shame that we didn’t meet. I’m always up for meeting other forum members.
You wrote: -
“I remained and started talking to what I understand is a relatively new girl – Agatha (sp). She wouldn’t tell me earlier where she was from for some reason after asking me. This time she said that she was from the Czech Republic – mother Czech and father Portuguese. I believe that she is actually from a family that traditionally “Travels”. When asked about the city that she said she was from she didn’t seem to know some of the main streets and other points of interest. She was dumbstruck that I was able to converse with her in her native tongue.”
I found this part quite interesting – when I sessioned with her back in March she told me that she was half Czech and half Angolan. And she didn’t swallow.
Also, you hinted that Bernd’s is becoming too successful for its own good. We will have to monitor the situation. I couldn’t believe that on my last visit the other five non-German guests all told me that they had read my reports on this website. Do you think we should stop posting information now? It’s a tricky one.
By the way could someone please PM me to say how to up-load a quote, as I can’t seem to do it properly.
Kingwenslas
Kingwenslas,
We will meet one day at Bernd's or elsewhere.
Agatha is in my opinion a full blooded Gypsy - little doubt actually. She does speak Czech with a Czech and not Slovak accent, I believe.
I didn't ask her for CIM so can't say if she swallows or not.
I hear you about the increased traffic. But, as I wrote:
"Don’t get me wrong, in my opinion every ISG member should experience Bernd’s and its unique atmosphere, I hope that they do and I am afraid that many of them will."
Bottom line must keep posting on this and other places. I've learned too much from these threads that has both kept me from some bad experiences and saved me money. I would never have found Bernd's without the thread and reports from you and other members.
It would be churlish not to share. We will have to put our faith in Bernd's and the girls to overcome any crisis. In the meantime, let's enjoy every visit that we can make to this place and many others. Life is truly good.
[QUOTE=Excess] So what’s the downside?
Through the pulling power of ISG and its reports, I would give Bernd’s 6-9 months maximum before there is a crisis.
Don’t get me wrong, in my opinion every ISG member should experience Bernd’s and its unique atmosphere, I hope that they do and I am afraid that many of them will.
Bernd’s cannot stand up to a lot of visitors. It is too small and when the rooms are full for hours on end – it does become much too small. As well, it is a very local and german club, with locals from near and further afield who use it as a well worn and comfortable pub and meeting place. They will become upset and I fear unfriendly if a lot of “outsiders” fill the place up every day and they have to wait for a room and girl, the place is overcrowded, and few of the visitors speak German.
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THis is why I was hesitant to post the relative easy way to travel to Bend's by public transportation from FRA. Worried about the great multi-national horny horde descending on this relatively isolated paradise.
[QUOTE=Excess]It would be churlish not to share. We will have to put our faith in Bernd's and the girls to overcome any crisis. In the meantime, let's enjoy every visit that we can make to this place and many others. Life is truly good.[/QUOTE]
This isn't the Mother of all clubs for no reason.
It has been around the longest and its unique club culture will survive.
I have faith.
I would be more content if its sister club, Sankt Augustine-Meindorf, were still around.
If you think Bernds is loose, Sankt Augustine-Meindorf was even looser.
Aside from one of the current Bernds Thekenfrauen (I don't know her name but she is the petite one with the nice firm calves), the only other member of the current Bernds cast who was at SAM is Katja.
SAM lives on through her.
ok, just transferred over from the other fkks thread, because the discussion there was moving more towards bernd’s. that’s better.
perhaps i should qualify my comments.
i am an irregular visitor to bernd’s, and i have not reported on it. the danger of its being overrun is real.
my opinion is that the price is high. they get away with it, so it is obviously right. good business judgement. but i compare it with world or oase (lower) with their magnificent facilities, especially in the summer, or with artemis (same price), in fact with almost anywhere else, and for me the price is high. the place is small, even claustrophobic, the carpets old and worn in places, the changing areas poky, ditto the sauna, they call it atmosphere. i was served old coffee out of a thermos flask, and at the upstairs bar i three times (repeat: three) walked away having received no service because the dame had better things to do like chatting to another guest. i know, i know, toscana doesn’t know how to relax and take things slowly in this countryside idyll. to their credit on two occasions a girl saw what happened and brought a drink over to where i was sitting. ok, that was exceptional, and wouldn’t generally happen. however, i was there for eight hours, and if you deduct four hours for four sessions with couch action and showers etc. from that, i still have four hours to while away. i was bored silly to be honest, despite talking to other guests a while. nowhere to go. significantly perhaps, i saw two american first-timers enter mid-afternoon, and then never saw them again. they and several others pissed off quite quickly. imho not much for my eur 70.
(well i wasn‘t quite bored silly, because last friday i was diverted by one older guest, whose cock, when erect, was the longest i have ever seen. ever. porn movies, real life, ever. i won’t describe it in any great detail, because you may get the wrong impression, but i was fascinated, i tell you. real, live, right in front of my eyes on the sofa next to me, scraping at the low ceiling…. you could almost see the girls rolling their eyes at each other when he walked in, as if to say “your turn today”!)
having bitched on about that too long (the club, not the cock), i must state that i did not have a mediocre time. all i was saying was that i thought the selection on that friday (their busiest day) was mediocre. there were some absences, notably brandy. to answer everhard’s question i would say there was only one eight there (princess). most are in the range 5-7. three or four were below 5. in many cases, the face was fine, but the body overweight, or the body was great, but the face like a vw bus. just my opinion, but if i am paying i want looks better than in my private sphere, as well as service, and i was struggling a little.
when i did go to the room, i had a great time. service just wonderful, far from mediocre. it’s always like that, and the locals come back week after week. the attitude of most of the girls is exemplary. they also know: one complaint, and they are out. punto. i wish they had that discipline at other clubs.
i’ll be honest: i go to bernd’s when i want a good snog. on friday, three of the girls i went with (anna, princess and jenny) kissed like there was no tomorrow and like i was johnny depp, ho-ho! guess i’ll be returning soon to receive my spanking too, as promised by wan king. shudder, shudder, the anticipation is just killing me.
Toscana, Thanks for your long and articulate essay. I am a frequent visitor to Frankfurt clubs and very occassional to NWR clubs, but lately I am planning my return journey to FKKs --after a 6 month lay-off-- so I have been giving serious consideration to driving up from Frankfurt to try Bernd's.
However, I am a bit concerned that I might make the trip and find exactly what you Toscana are warning about: A selection of girls that is not very good looking when compared to other mainstream FKKs.
So can anybody else weigh in here about the looks of these Bernd's girls? I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, etc., do other of you guys who visit Bernd's agree that the looks of the girls is not so high?
Just wondering for other voices here, not that I at all distrust or disrespect such a stalwart reporter as Toscana. Far from it really....
Thanks,
Ortos
Yes, you will not find any 10s here.
If you are motivated strictly by the women's Optik, keep away.
If you are looking for service-oriented exhibitionistic women who work on the tease factor, know how to please men, take their time, like to build relationships and focus on interactions, then do go and visit.
Take my word for it, you will be satisfied.
If you are looking for a 10 who does not put her heart and soul into her work, look elsewhere.
I have to admit that when I first visited this place I couldn't understand the appeal but over time have come to realize that the consistency and quality of service at this place plus the loose athmosphere isn't duplicated anywhere.
Its long departed sister club, Sankt Augustine Meindorf, was even better though.
(Actually I am glad that there are negative reports lately about this place, he he... this should keep the traffic down and make it easier to book the women here who are Dauerbelegt. This plays right into the hands of those who us who are fans. :-) )
For what it is worth - the Bernd's line-up as I saw it.
Out of 12-14 girls using my own (biased) measure.
4 girls in the 7-8 class
5 girls in the 6 class
3-4 girls in the 5 class. ( 2, shall we say in the much more mature class)
Service levels - 9-10 which is really along with the ambience makes the place for me.
Off topic - for Ortos. I owe a report on Cyprus and in particular your question on Imparator plus 4 other locations. I have done the research and hopefully can get a lengthy report written sometime. Short answer on Imparator - for the first time in my life, I actually fled from a place - a disaster. Later.
Jackyo and Excess:
Thanks, mates, for responding so quickly and specifically to my question about the looks of the Bernd's line-up.
As anybody even moderately experienced in FKKing will himself conclude: raw hot looks is not the only quality we look for. And both of you make this point.
I think Jackyo is right: got go check it out and be seduced by the raw sexappeal rather than just plain good looks. The attitude with which certain acts that happen during a good session are far more important, for me, than just straight looks of the session partner. And this seems to be a main part of the Bernd's experience.
So thanks for weighing in here...
Rest assured when I go I shall report my experiences on this thread...
Ortos
I just noticed that there are several complaints about the line-up last Friday on the Roemerforum. It's clearly been like this for several days now, and people are getting a bit fed up. Some guys are now deserting Bernd's for Dierdorf, which is only 40kms down the A3.
Ortos: you are right, you've got to try it. Even if you only get a couple of numbers, and zip off up to Sudbad or down to Dierdorf, it'll still make a decent day.
[QUOTE=Toscana]I just noticed that there are several complaints about the line-up last Friday on the Roemerforum. It's clearly been like this for several days now, and people are getting a bit fed up. Some guys are now deserting Bernd's for Dierdorf, which is only 40kms down the A3.
Ortos: you are right, you've got to try it. Even if you only get a couple of numbers, and zip off up to Sudbad or down to Dierdorf, it'll still make a decent day.[/QUOTE]
The following excerpts are taken from the R Forum.
[quote=poppulus romanus]Fazit: Die Damenbesetzung im Hof ist derzeit nicht das, was sie schon mal war. In den Räumlichkeiten herrschte zu manchen Zeiten gähnende Leere, und die wenigen anwesenden CDLs wurden teilweise dauergebucht. Ich hatte zwar zwei befriedigende Nummern, aber ich hoffe doch sehr, dass die Verhältnisse in Nr. 28 sich wieder bessern...
Viele Grüße
Poppulus Romanus [/quote]
The complaint was that there weren't enough women there. Poppulus Romanus even makes a list in his report of who was away or on vacation.
[quote=samson]Ich selbst bin das letzte Mal vergangenen Freitag vor Ort gewesen (Bericht folgt morgen); es war tatsächlich relativ ruhig, aber das kommt schonmal vor -zumal sich das "ruhig" auf die Anzahl der dreibeinigen Mitstreiter bezieht und nicht die quantitative Anwesenheit der Mädels!
Aber das ist mal wieder typisch deutsch! Wenn das Essen lecker und reichhaltig, der Wein wohl temperiert sowie der Kellner nett und zuvorkommend sind, dann wird gemäkelt, dass die Farbe der Tischdecke nicht zu der des Klopapiers passt oder der Gast am Nebentisch unrasiert ist!
Wenn man das Negative sucht, dann muss man nur lange genug suchen, um es zu finden!
Samson[/quote]
Samson says that it was the number of customers at the club last Friday which was reponsible for the relative inactivity and not the number of women. And then he goes into a discussion of how typically German it is to complain (this is very true, by the way - they are the toughest critics of their own clubs). If one looks for something negative to say, one does not have to look very hard to find it, he says.
[quote= witzbold]Samson hat un eingeschränkt recht, so ist die deutsche Mentalität. Wer kein Problem hat, taugt nicht für diese Welt. Also wird so lange gesucht, bis eines gefunden ist. Ich freue mich jedenfalls auch mal über einen ruhigeren Tag im Hof und fahre dafür Meilenweit. Auch wenn mal einige Mädels weniger da sind, einen Flop habe ich dort noch nicht erlebt. Was hilft es mir, wenn 40 oder 50 Gretels anwesend sind, aber bei jeder 2. die Gefahr eines Flops besteht.[/quote]
Witzbold jumps in and says that yes, it certainly is the German mentality to be so critical. He then says that he has never had a bad experience here een when there haven't been very many women present and that it makes no sense to visit a club where there are 40 or 60 women but you run the risk of having a bad experience with every other woman.
I could not give you a response on your question yesterday but I can't resist writing a comment. The reason I didn't do it yesterday is that I spent the day at Bernds...
Most about looks and services is already said by Excess and Jackyo. Looks are so personal, but I can only agree that you see more 10s at other clubs. The difference with Bernds is that you can be sure to get service at the level 9-10 every time.
Tuesday was a very slow day at the club. It was explained by a school holliday this week in Germany. A slow day gives more time with the girls and no queing for a room, so from my perspective it was a great day.
Whatever you do, go and visit the club. Toscana is perfectly right about the look of the club itself and the service you don't get with the wrong woman behind the bar. I'm there for the service I get in the room, and that one is unbeatable.
Not to go over old ground, but I did see a very marked difference in the bar staff before a shift change - about 6-7 pm ? upstairs. Before that time the lady was very nice. The lady after till close was quite shrill and abrupt with both girls and guests. Couch and room service throughout was superb.
Thanks, Polar, for your great comments. I know now was ist dort loss! So maybe we should dampen the commentary on this question, lest this place get over run???
Thanks to all who responded...
Went there yesterday. I arrived about 13:30 and was about the 5th person there. I would guess about 8 girls were already there. People came and went all day and it got really busy around 17:00. There were almost always some girls waiting.
I went with two girls. Tina is a German born Turkish girl; medium height, long dark hair with brown streaks, great figure. Really a nice girl with an excellent figure, oh did I already say that. Good service but was over too quickly.
Next up was Monica from Hungary; medium hieght, black wavy hair, great curves. She was the one that met me at the door and I was suitably impressed with her smile and attitude. She was all about service in the room and gradually relaxed. I have never known a girl to cum so many times. She was wonderful. Later in the evening went a second time and just improved on the first session. She is a very nice girl with fantastic service.
The evening bar lady lived up to her fame. The upstairs stayed well cleared out for most of the evening. I didn't have any problems with her, but noticed the room stayed empty. The girls didn't stick around and this made the downstairs crowded.
[QUOTE=Fly Bob]Next up was Monica from Hungary; medium hieght, black wavy hair, great curves. She was the one that met me at the door and I was suitably impressed with her smile and attitude. She was all about service in the room and gradually relaxed. I have never known a girl to cum so many times. She was wonderful. Later in the evening went a second time and just improved on the first session. She is a very nice girl with fantastic service.[/QUOTE]
... met your approval.
I could do her over and over again - she gets better the more time you spend with her.
[quote=Hugo1147]Am Donnerstag waren die folgenden Damen im Hof:
Jenny, Leyla, Mara, Kim (neu, ExFreude, dunkelhaarig), Rita, Monika, Celina, Tatjana, Agatha, Michelle, Lara (neu, ExFreude, blond), Anna, Katja, Brandy, Tanja, eine Farbige und 1-2 weitere.
Marcella ist wegen Schmerzen gegen 15 Uhr leider wieder gegangen.
Mit den ersten 4 Mädels war ich auf dem Zimmer, jeweils top.[/quote]Complaints about a lack of girls in Schieferhof might be a bit premature.
According to the RF-report, last Thursday there were 18 girls attending.
Among them 2 new girls from Freude-Bochum; Kim had a favourable report.
The [i]Farbige[/i] (coloured) girl is probably Princess.
Actually there were 19, but Marcella left, feeling ill.
I guess it's business as usual in Schieferhof ;).
Last monday October 16, following 16 girls were reported present:
Rita, Brandy, Celine, Agatha, Jamila, Sandra, Princess, Monica, Mara, Mina, Anna, Jessy, Leila and another 3 not mentioned by name. Jamila is a new tall attractive blonde Russian girl with goods service.
Fairly quiet with punters, good availability and selection of girls :).
The classic small club with a family atmosphere. This was my first club 10 years ago, and like any club, has had its ebb and flow. But with the remodelling it is better than ever. The the 16-18 girls cover a wide range characteristics and all have excellent attitudes and service. It is impossible to make a bad decision I think. Especially outstanding were Leila from Turkey and Janie from Greece. The 70 euro entrance fee is higher and the food not so great, but is more than made up with extra services at reduced or no charge. The couch action is still very hot (10-15min) and without the room clock starting. CIM is standard. Overall, the german patrons made me feel very welcome as well. So, the classic is better than ever IMO.
A quick report from todays Halloween party at Bernds.
I had planned this trip long before I knew there was a party, else I would not have been here. Now it was too late. I'm far from an expert, but after some 7 visits this year I have at least started to learn more about how this club works.
Very crowded 13.15 is not normal. There was a real queue of men waiting to pay the entrance fee. Everywhere decoration with Halloween touch. And worst of all, the girls wear a lot of clothing. Some people like desous days, days with "sexy lingery", I don't. And this was much worse.
Bernds is known for it's couch action. I belive it was sligtly more of that kind today than usual. Katja looked to be happy taking care of one guy one after the other in the sofa downstairs. It's fun to look at, but personally I can't find the amusement in a 5 minutes cow-girl in the sofa. For 50 Euro.
The comments from the girls was not so positive about the party. "crowded and less business than usual". And maybe they were right. There were never the need to wait for a room, and most visitors seemed to just be sitting and watching. The food was more rich than usual, but I don't really go there for the food...
The lineup was pretty normal. Jessy and Anna were both missing and that was a disapointment. Agatha was not there either. I saw one new face. Ina. < 20 and very very very slim. Around 160 cm tall and blond hair down to her shoulders. She looks ver nice and with a big smile most of the time and with great emphasis what I could see of ther couch action. She was however back again less than 20 minutes later, so I need to see more before I give it a try.
I started with one hour session with Mara. More or less as usual. That girl fit me a little bit too good, have to be careful. Perfect as always.
I felt I had to do some new aquaintances so next I invited Tanja to the sofa. Slim 160 cm with short black hair. Unfortunately she only speaks Russian (which I don't know) and German (that I know a little). Enough to have fun 30 minutes in the room at least. I have to admit that her DFK is very good. And her BBBJ is of the same caliber. That is something I will repeat.
Good time in the room, besides the lack of extensive small talk of course. She enjoyed DATY and then we did some reversed cow-girl and mish. She claimed that she came during our activity. I can't tell if it was fake or not, but it was a good session. Myself I kept my orgasm for the sessions to come, else there won't be any so much more activity.
Something that is pretty obvious every time, is how much better the sessions are when you start to know the girls better. It's always tricky to compare one 30-minutes for the first time with someone you have spent say 20 times 30 minutes with. So, I ended the day with another hour with Mara. After the session we stayed in the bed talking for at least 20 minutes until the room was needed by someone else. That girl is more than adictive.
To conclude. It ended up to be a good day, but I will if possible stay away from party day's in the future. You get so much more out of the visit during an ordinary day.
Last Tuesday I also visited the Halloween Party, along with 7 friends from the local Dutch forum. A crowded party, but a sufficient number of [b]20 girls attending: Babsi, Michelle, Mara, Mina, Leyla, Rita, Svenja, Katja, Brandy, Tanja, Jenny, Celine, Monica, Princess, Marcella, Sandy, Tatjana, Ina, Helga and masseuse Tanja[/b]. I didn't mind the dressing up; many girls went nude as the evening progressed. I did 2 afternoon sessions, with Michelle and Jenny. I mentioned them in an earlier report, as for stats and services. Both sessions were very nice, as they were a few months ago. By the way, Michelle was dressed in a very sexy short and tight police uniform. That's what got me arrested ;).
At night I met Helga, normally a [i]Thekefrau[/i] (bartender) from Mondays till Thursdays. But on Fridays (and parties) she works as a regular club girl. My session with Helga was excellent; we started on the couch in the basement with the traditional FK-BBBJ, moved to the [i]Spielwiese[/i] (open playroom) with some FK-DATY-IC-BBBJ while waiting for a room. In the room we pretty much repeated everything in a different order, finishing off with a superbe CIM. A full 1 hour session, so 2 [i]Programme[/i] or E 100,-. Helga is German, black hair, 42, 5.7/1.70, size-38/40, B/C-breasts, FK-DATY-IC-BBBJ-CIM. She's very kind and sweet, not at all pressed for time, even with a crowded party going on.
Helga gets highly recommended, especially for MILF-lovers. I will certainly do another session with her again, if attending on Fridays :).
celebrating my 500th isg post and what better way than with a report on the once and still greatest fkk club in the world.
just back in my hotel from a day at the hof. i'm staying in the holiday inn express troisdorf. not the most luxurious, but the price is reasonable, breakfast is free, there's a mcdonald's in the parking lot, high speed internet in the rooms, and most importantly it's only a 10-12 minute drive from the hof. take rte. 59 2 exits south to 560 and then straight on to 8. (and 30 minutes to beverly for tomorrow night).
this was my 3rd visit in as many months and each visit has been different but great. today's lineup listed alphabetically (that's how i managed to remember them): anna, agatha, babsi, diana (tonight was her first night), inna, jamilla, jenny, katja, leila, mara, marcella, michelle, monica, princess, rita, sabrina, sandy, and tatjana. jessy has stopped working at the club after a dispute with the boss, but she is trying to get back in.
i never counted more than 15 men at any given time, and some of the girls were complaining of inactivity. of course, katja, mara, monica and marcella were almost always busy and not to be seen in the lounges.
i knew that jessy, who was the star of one of my previous visits, would not be there, which was disappointing, but at bernd's you can almost never go wrong. pick the type that you want, start up a conversation or just sit down next to your target and in minutes, she'll be hanging over you and hoovering.
my picks for the day:
* monica- a great smile and sweet girl who gives and unbelievable bj. a classy lady.
* princess - what a body if you like enhanced hardware! a great fun girl, who speaks a decent english. a great kisser. we spent almost an hour on the couch dueling tongues, before going to a room, which i extended automatically to an hour. deep swallowed the family jewels and wand, over and over again. my star for the day. we ended spending most of the day intertwined on the couches
* katja - she is undoubtedly the raunchy star of the raunchiest fkk. she's been at it 11 years, but still looks great, and still loves the sex. beautiful natural breasts, sweet-tasting pussy, a great kisser, good english and great f*ck. we get in the room, she stretches out on the bed, points to her pussy and says "eat".
* marcella- finally managed to get her unbooked sitting on the couch. really sweet person and great great bj.
much has been written here about the couch action which is in your face and amazing everytime you see it. but it's not just that. it's the original fkk, and it maintains the original fkk concept to the "t". with a service ethic focusing on the little things that's unmatched (certainly not at the big clubs)- such as the naked girl who runs to meet you at the door and takes you to your locker, the girls(not the bartender) who upon noticing that your drink is empty will run to get a refill, the unrushed conversation giving the feeling that the woman is actually interested in you and not just your euro, the girls being called and rushing from wherever they are in the house, to walk you to the door and kiss you goodbye.
it's the whole atmosphere, the friendliness, the people having fun, especially the women, the "genau" (laid back). as katja told me, she feels like it's her family. for a sexworker to say that uncynically, speaks volumes. i admire professionalism, and maintaining in exact detail a concept developed 20 years ago, shows a management that has pride in its product and is unwilling to compromise on its quality, even if it's difficult and inconvenient to maintain and wouldn't directly adversely effect the business turnover.
some scenes that stick out:
1) watching katja find the next unsuspecting victim, is the best way to while away the time between sessions. at 1 point, she was riding cowgirl on a guy on the downstairs couch, then took him to a room next to the downstairs bar, but left the door open, so the entire room was listening to their sound effects (sounded like a room of barnyard animals- really!) which drowned out the really loud music. when they came out, everyone downstairs gave them a round of applause and katja took a bow.
2) i'm sitting on the couch intertwined with princess, with leila's breast in my hand, while across the room marcella is hoovering a guy with her spread-open behind in my face.
3) i'm sitting on an upstairs couch with leila, priness, diana, inna, sandi and rita. across the way are jamilla, agatha and anna. i am the only male species in site in a room of 9 naked women all willing to have sex with me at any moment. it's moments like this when i find religion and thank the fkk gods.
4) i'm still intertwined with princess. michele (the mentor) appears with diana who is introduced to the room. she's 22 from cologne. blonde hair, slim build, 32b. the receptionist behind the bar writes her name down and then notices on her list that diana follows princess and yells "princess diana". so i introduce myself to diana as charles, eliciting chuckles from the assembled. diana, sat more or less in the same spot on the upstairs couch all night. at one point i thought to approach her and her fkk cherry, but i wasn't sure of the protocol - was she open for approaches? later, monica enters the lounge, scouts the room, spots diana sitting alone, and then quietly asks her if she would like to join her in a room with a customer. she could have asked one of the veterans, one of her friends. did i say that monica is a class act?
the club is a class act, and i'm dying to get the u.s. franchise.
Isseu,
Nice report and reminds me of the great time I had at Bernds a couple of months ago. I threatened to carry Jenny back to Australia. I should have; could have taken up the Ozzy franchise to Bernds.
Still the best mongering place I've been to anywhere.
C1
Congrats Iseeu on 500 + posts with information, a few dramas, and much enjoyment.
Excellent post on Bernd's and from the many solid points raised in your post, I think this one says it all: " The club is a class act.. "
Thanks and looking out for many more from you.
May your condom be always full.
Hi,
I am hoping to visit Bernd,s next week when in Koln,can someone advise me please, if any day has the lingerie day, or don't they do this here, because its something I don't like, I believe an FKK should be just that.
Thanks in advance,
Viscount.
[QUOTE=Viscount]Hi,
I am hoping to visit Bernd,s next week when in Koln,can someone advise me please, if any day has the lingerie day, or don't they do this here, because its something I don't like, I believe an FKK should be just that.
Thanks in advance,
Viscount.[/QUOTE]
The only time the women wear any clothing is when they have special party themes.
You maybe already know this but they are closed on weekends, by the way.
Many thanks for the reply.
I hope to visit next Wednesday or Thursday.
Best regards,
Viscount
[quote=Iseeu]Jessy has stopped working at the club after a dispute with the boss, but she is trying to get back in.[/quote]A friend of mine was at Bernds on Thursday November 9th. Jessy was attending as usual, so apparently her break was only short :).
[QUOTE=Hollandmale]A friend of mine was at Bernds on Thursday November 9th. Jessy was attending as usual, so apparently her break was only short :).[/QUOTE]
... and we've made a date for this coming Weds. Nov. 22nd.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]... and we've made a date for this coming Weds. Nov. 22nd.[/QUOTE]
Hey Man,
You have certainly got me thinking, and pining for the old days when Babylon delivered service like what you describe. It just may be time for me to finally make that Schieferhof run. Will this coming Wednesday be a daytime visit for you?
Cheers,
Dedalus
Hi,
I was at the 'hof on Thursday. Got there at 1:30 pm. (No problem wiht GPS in my rental car.) There were about 15 girls in attendance. I was met at the door by the customary naked lady. To my disappointment, she was about a factor 2 (I am not kidding!) too heavy for my taste. But oh well; to each his own. She was very friendly, and later she and another girl (also a bit too heavy to be inside my target group) gave some exquisite BJ service to a guy on the upstairs couch.
For my first round I picked Diana. For all of you who think that German girls cannot give GFE: Diana is living proof that this theory is wrong. She was great! One of my top 10 all time. (as the regular reader of my posts knows, there are about 50 girls in that category already ;), but still ...)
Then I got really tired, having crossed the Atlantic the night before. This is the biggest drawback of Bernd's: no quiet room to take a snooze. I went to the kino and threw myself on the couch. (It was not easy to fall asleep, though, because Katja was in there sending SMS on her cell phone. And she was lying with her money-maker right in front of my face, wiggling her legs suggestively.) Exhaustion won, and I fell asleep. It lasted only 10 minutes, and then one of the girls woke me up on her way to the room next to the kino. I guess she thought she was funny :(.
For my seond pop I went with Agata. She looks like she could be from India, but has Portuguese and Czech parents. OUtstanding, even better than Diana!
All in all a very good experience for my first time at the Schieferhof 28. the food was pretty decent. The 70 euro entrance included alcoholic beverages. (Since I was driving, I was not able to test if there was an unlimited supply of booze included.) The girls are very friendly, offer to fetch you your drinks, but do not ever animate. Depending on who the customers are this means that the atmosphere can be very relaxed or dead. There were some times when the upstairs sofa held about 5 girls and 5 guys, and not a single words was said; everybody sat there in awkward silence.
On the German boards some newcomers reported that they did not get any action all day long at the 'hof. Girls claimed there were long waiting lists for their services. I did not observe this, but I did see that the girls avoided some customers. For at least one I could smell the reason. COme on, dude, take a friggin' shower!
I seem to be albe to enjoy myself wherever I go. And I would come back, if I was in the area. But I would not make a special trip. Compared to FKKW, I still think that I prefer World.
I like the special touch of the girls being called to the entrance when a guest leaves. Diana and Agata both came running to me and gave me deep good-bye DFKs. I had to congratulate myself to my excellent taste in women :).
euro
Euro100,
The difference between this club and any other club is this: you can throw a dart to make your selection of who to spend time with at this club and you cannot go wrong.
At a large club like World, you never know what you are going to get.
Just recently there were posts on the RF about rip off sessions at World.
One dude was charged an extra 50 Euros for fingering. He was new there and didn't know that this wasn't customary. Only after the fact was he made aware that he had been ripped off.
At Bernds you needn't have this worry. I'd much rather have the sure thing.
One of the highest praises anyone can give to a girl wherever it is she works is to say she is at "Hof standard". No one ever writes to say her service was at the "World standard".
Yes, I understand your point of the Hof being a very tighly controlled environment, a sure thing when it comes to the money aspect. On the other hand to me this is not that much of a bonus, because I like the challenge of the hunt. Shooting fish in a barrel was never my thing.
Since you mention the RF, let me also point out that recently there were several reports on how newbies couldn't get any action all day at the Hof. So it is not like all comers are treated like kings there.
If nobody ever talked about FKKW-standard, then let me be the first one. The service I have gotten there from Olga, Irina, Jana, Andrea, non-Helga, Jasmine, Bani, and many others is unsurpassed in Germany.
But, look, in the end the Hof is a great club. As is FKKW. As is Oase. As is the Palace. As is ColA. As was Atlantis. And many more. Germany is a monger's paradise. (In my mind only Brazil is better.) So to me it is kind of pointless to try to discuss which is the better or best club. Everybody has their own preferences.
euro
[QUOTE=Euro100] I like the challenge of the hunt. Shooting fish in a barrel was never my thing.[/QUOTE]"Hunt" ? Prostitutes ?
I believe every visit in any Club is like "Shooting fish in a barrel" !
Meindorfer
[QUOTE=Euro100]Yes, I understand your point of the Hof being a very tighly controlled environment, a sure thing when it comes to the money aspect. On the other hand to me this is not that much of a bonus, because I like the challenge of the hunt. Shooting fish in a barrel was never my thing.
Since you mention the RF, let me also point out that recently there were several reports on how newbies couldn't get any action all day at the Hof. So it is not like all comers are treated like kings there.
If nobody ever talked about FKKW-standard, then let me be the first one. The service I have gotten there from Olga, Irina, Jana, Andrea, non-Helga, Jasmine, Bani, and many others is unsurpassed in Germany.
But, look, in the end the Hof is a great club. As is FKKW. As is Oase. As is the Palace. As is ColA. As was Atlantis. And many more. Germany is a monger's paradise. (In my mind only Brazil is better.) So to me it is kind of pointless to try to discuss which is the better or best club. Everybody has their own preferences.
euro[/QUOTE]
... and yes, in the end, each one has to determine for himself what they most value.
Yes, I have read recent reports from newbies at the Hof complaining they aren't getting serviced as they should be. It certainly isn't perfect.
I have done World numerous times since its opened and I can say I've had good experiences but also bad ones there. In all it has been an average club for me service-wise. If you are looking at facilities only, it clearly is the very best there is in Gemany.
I have not, however, had excellent experiences; ones which have one wanting to book her over and over again for extended sessions.
These I have only had in the smaller NRW clubs which are less rushed and there is more of a chance for more interaction before, during and after the session. And with their stable teams, one can come back a year later, find more or less the same women and reconnect: we converse, she remembers me, remembers conversations we have had, things we have done together.
I've not connected to the women at World in the same way. I attribute this to the selection at World being too big and unstable. Its hard to get the lay of the land if one isn't there more than a couple of times a year. This increases the risk of landing a bad session and with the service guarantee there being not that clear, I approach each visit to World with caution.
One complaint about a girl at the Hof and she is out of there.
So yes, do get the word out on those girls there who are at FKKW standard. They deserve our business and I will look for them the next time I go.
But I will go only if I find myself in Frankfurt.
[QUOTE=Euro100] I was met at the door by the customary naked lady. To my disappointment, she was about a factor 2 (I am not kidding!) too heavy for my taste. But oh well; to each his own. She was very friendly, and later she and another girl (also a bit too heavy to be inside my target group) gave some exquisite BJ service to a guy on the upstairs couch.[/QUOTE]
Has to be Michele. She's been there forever, and has a loyal stable of repeat customer and the reason is obviously not her looks, but those amazing BJ's and service attitude.
[QUOTE=Euro100]For my first round I picked Diana. For all of you who think that German girls cannot give GFE: Diana is living proof that this theory is wrong. She was great! One of my top 10 all time. (as the regular reader of my posts knows, there are about 50 girls in that category already ;), but still ...) [/QUOTE]
Great to know. I was there on her intiation night and she was understandably very shy, but smart and sweet. I was afraid to pop her FKK cherry. Now, I'll put her on my list for Weds.
[QUOTE=Euro100]I went to the kino and threw myself on the couch. (It was not easy to fall asleep, though, because Katja was in there sending SMS on her cell phone. And she was lying with her money-maker right in front of my face, wiggling her legs suggestively.) [/QUOTE]
And what a money maker it is. Weren't you even tempted? You missed out on one of the all time great SP's in the business. She's been at it for 12 years and still loves it because she really does like the sex. Hard to believe,when you calculate how many men she's been with in her career.
[QUOTE=Euro100]
Since you mention the RF, let me also point out that recently there were several reports on how newbies couldn't get any action all day at the Hof. So it is not like all comers are treated like kings there.
[/QUOTE]
How is that possible? All you have to do is pat the couch next to you, go sit next to a naked available woman, start fondling a girl at the bar, or open your towel and and give a come hither smile.
Then again if newbies are discouraged they won't come back and we keep the mongering hordes to a manageable number.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Then again if newbies are discouraged they won't come back and we keep the mongering hordes to a manageable number.[/QUOTE]
.. gemischte Gefuehle (or mixed feelings) about this.
On one hand, I really haven't seen service levels close to those at this club anywhere in Germany.
On the other hand, I don't like it to be crowded with newbies who would spoil the Ambiente.
I have to admit that at one point in time I just didn't get it. There are better looking women at other clubs. And the facilities are quite basic.
But the consistency of service and the longevity of this club is proof that what it has to offer is really unique and not duplicable.
Put it one other way, if James Bond were to visit a club, he wouldn't visit this club but would visit World because of the facilities. He would better fit into that kind of an environment rather than this one which is more like a Familienbetrieb.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]And what a money maker it is. Weren't you even tempted? You missed out on one of the all time great SP's in the business. She's been at it for 12 years and still loves it because she really does like the sex. Hard to believe,when you calculate how many men she's been with in her career.[/QUOTE]
Oh, absolutely, I was tempted. But what can you do? I had to get up at 6 am the day before, work all day, catch the evening flight from the US to Europe, was not able to sleep in the plane, the hopped into the rental car, had to take care of some very important non-mongering business, then drove to the Hof. I just ran out of gas and had to go to sleep for a few minutes after my first session. My bad! Next time I'll give Katja a try.
By the way, when I woke up I could have still had a session with Katja. She was available. But I picked Agata, because I found her physically more attractive. This is not to knock Katja, it's just my preference. I did not have my laptop with me and was not able to recall from memory who were the highest-rated girls. By the way, I was extremely happy with both of my picks, in physical appearance as well as quality of service, and would gladly repeat.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Then again if newbies are discouraged they won't come back and we keep the mongering hordes to a manageable number.[/QUOTE]
Seeing how constrained the space is, if they let more than say 30 guys in, it becomes unmanagable. If they have less than 10 males come in, the girls clearly are not getting enough work. It is a really delicate balance. The day I was there it was definitely a buyer's market, and I appreciated this a lot. There were only about 5 girls in the entire place that I found to be attractive to very attractive, and I was glad that I had sufficient opportunity to sample them.
[QUOTE=Meindorfer]"Hunt" ? Prostitutes ?
I believe every visit in any Club is like "Shooting fish in a barrel" !
[/QUOTE]
Oh well, I guess my attempt at finely honed irony did not work in this case ;)
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Put it one other way, if James Bond were to visit a club, he wouldn't visit this club but would visit World because of the facilities. He would better fit into that kind of an environment rather than this one which is more like a Familienbetrieb.[/QUOTE]
Well, in that case I suppose I'll have my Martini shaken, not stirred.
euro100 (who has to lose 91 in order to obtain double-o rating)
[QUOTE=Euro100]
By the way, when I woke up I could have still had a session with Katja. She was available. But I picked Agata, because I found her physically more attractive. This is not to knock Katja, it's just my preference. I did not have my laptop with me and was not able to recall from memory who were the highest-rated girls. By the way, I was extremely happy with both of my picks, in physical appearance as well as quality of service, and would gladly repeat.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Euro100]
There were only about 5 girls in the entire place that I found to be attractive to very attractive, and I was glad that I had sufficient opportunity to sample them.[/QUOTE]
...is one of the most attractive there and she was on my ToDo list last time, but ran out of time. Love that exotic look and fabulously proportioned body.
And Diana is also a looker and also on that list. So much sex out there and so little time. We seem to have very similar tastes.
But unlike some of the other clubs, knowing that service level at Bernd's is universally good and almost guaranteed, I feel more free to take chances and go with a woman who would not usually be in my physical focus group just for the diversity and thrill of trying something new. Mara, with her tomboyish looks is a great example, is a Bernd's star, and gives a great GFE session.
Whatever happened to the St. Augustine club?
[QUOTE=CBGBConnisur]Whatever happened to the St. Augustine club?[/QUOTE]
.. closed something like five years ago.
The building was converted into a Kindergarten, believe it or not.
Some of the SAM crew still works at Bernds: the petite Thekenfrau with the muscular calves who used to also work on the floor and of course, Katja.
Katja is practically the only one left of the girls of the SAM staff who still is still active.
Katja?? She my sister, she number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!!! LOL
The price structure at Bernd's is it 30EUR entry and 80EUR per session?
I would agree strongly with the poster below that Germany is a sex paradise, at least the parts where FKK clubs exist, mainly the NRW and Frankfurt. The large numbers of Eastern Euro women have a lot to do with this.
There should be a film Sexual Learnings of Germany for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of US and A!!!
[QUOTE=The price structure at Bernd's is it 30EUR entry and 80EUR per session?
[/QUOTE]
Way off beam I sorry to say. Entry to Bernds is 70 euros and each 30 minute session is 50 euros. Entry level is I think set this high to keep the riff-raff out (or should that be in? considering how the girls behave!) because you don't get a lot for it in terms of refreshment and facilities. Not compared to World. But hey, we're here for the sex. And it is hard to beat, when your fifty note buys you erection pleasure time on the sofa during which you will be washed and buffed and made ready for the lady's tent. Depending on your athleticism she will proceed to take you every which way and one or two you never dreamed of doing. When you are good and ready she will offer you the choice of three different 'venues' for your climax - only one of which you will pay extra for.
It is a real shame to go to Bernd's and end up playing missionary. The girls are very game for playing Twister. With you, your friends and her friends. Before I first visited Bernds I didn't have much use for 50 Euro notes. Amazing what it can buy you.
As long ago as last May, I decided to buzz off directly to Bernd's the very next time I am in Germany. This was well before the sudden interest in this club has blossemed, making it almost a cult selection, unfortunately...
Well my next visit to Germany is now just a few days away...and next Monday or Tues should see me in Lichtenburg. So in advance of this, I suddenly start wondering:
--Is there a preferred time of the day to visit this club? or is there a time to avoid?
--I know many clubs have particular patterns: the day time sucks for selection, but after 19.00 the place really picks up...or there are two shifts, day shift vs night shift etc... Well given the fairly early closing time of Bernd's relative to some other clubs, maybe there is only one shift? So if one arrives at say, 15.00, is this a good time to catch the full selection and not be inundated with other male guests? or can one still show up as late as 18.00 and have the best benefits the club can offer?
Just looking for some general guidance here...
thanks in advance to anyone with enough knowledge and kindness to reply...
Ortos
[QUOTE=Ortos]So in advance of this, I suddenly start wondering:
--Is there a preferred time of the day to visit this club? or is there a time to avoid?
--I know many clubs have particular patterns: the day time sucks for selection, but after 19.00 the place really picks up...or there are two shifts, day shift vs night shift etc... Well given the fairly early closing time of Bernd's relative to some other clubs, maybe there is only one shift? So if one arrives at say, 15.00, is this a good time to catch the full selection and not be inundated with other male guests? or can one still show up as late as 18.00 and have the best benefits the club can offer?
Ortos[/QUOTE]
I've always gotten to this club early in the PM to a) make sure I get in - it is small and can get crowded (hence my mix feelings about talking about it too much), b) get as much action as I can get.
The clientele skews more older, prosperous businessmen or older, retired and prosperous businessmen. In either case, they seem to have time and money on their hands and will camp out there for extended periods of time. Lots of them are regulars who the barmaids will greet with a: "Gruess dich, Otto!".
I have only seen one shift there. The same women who are there at opening are then until the end.
So long as they aren't having a special event (a theme party), you should be able to get in in the early evening.
The women do have very long shifts though and tend to get tired towards the end of the day. It is also when they are loosest and the more talkative, I've found. I've had ridiculous and amusing conversations late in the day when they let their guard down and just want to be entertained.
Yeah, true, 70 euro is steep. And the facilites are not the greatest. But the food is decent and there all day. (Which not the case at Oase, BTW). And alcoholic drinks are included in the admission. So if you want to have a few beers or a cognac, then 70 euro is not that much.
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[QUOTE=Ortos]
--Is there a preferred time of the day to visit this club? or is there a time to avoid?[/QUOTE]
I can't think of any reason in the world why you would want to ever avoid this club, unless you're against no holds barred GFE sex. It is a little slower earlier in the day, with an older crowd, and as the day goes on, a younger professional crowd comes in, people get looser from a few drinks and advanced states of tiredness and it becomes crazier.
[QUOTE=Ortos]
--I know many clubs have particular patterns: the day time sucks for selection, but after 19.00 the place really picks up...or there are two shifts, day shift vs night shift etc... Well given the fairly early closing time of Bernd's relative to some other clubs, maybe there is only one shift? [/QUOTE]
You're basing this question on your experiences with the bigger clubs. Bernd's is different. The girls are regulars for long periods of time and can't be there if their service sucks. You will not find a selection at Bernd's that sucks (well actually everyone that I select there "sucks" :-)), but you also might not find your perfect fantasy fuck physical specimens.
There's only one shift, but most of the girls don't start at 1 p.m. and stagger in at different times during the early afternoon. Peak times begin after 5 when working locals can get away from their offices and delay going home to their families, and all of the girls working that day will get there by then.
[QUOTE=Ortos]
So if one arrives at say, 15.00, is this a good time to catch the full selection and not be inundated with other male guests? or can one still show up as late as 18.00 and have the best benefits the club can offer?
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Yes and Yes. Arriving earlier, there will be fewer male competitors, but also fewer women. If you arrive after 6, you will certainly be able to enjoy all of the "best benefits".
at Bernd's yesterday. Whereas, I usually am forced to spend my down time talking with one or more naked women, who sometimes start to fondle the family jewels and wand, which distracts me and impairs my natural conversational abilities, yesterday I could talk with a bunch of naked men, none of whom tried to fondle me (thanks guys), contributing to the high level of content and intelligent discussion :-)
I counted at one time 10 English speakers; 7 American, 2 English and 1 Scottish. Met Nashluv69 and Eric Burdon, who are occasional posters (Great to meet you guys - POST!!) and a couple of lurkers. In fact we outmanned the local clientele. We spent so much time shooting the breeze that I almost missed my reunion with Jessi.
Bernd's was its usual raunchy self. Other than Jessi, I also continued from where we left off last time with Princess and had a great hour long fun session with her, finishing with COB on those amazing enhancements, contined the love hate relationship with Katja, made up to Leila for missing her during my last trip and got to cross Agata off of my To Do list.
Also spotted; Anna, Babsy, Katja, Jamilia, Jenny, Monica, Rita, Sabrina, Sandi Tatjana + 2 others whose names escape me. Not seen: Mara, Marcella, Michelle, Diana.
This forum is at least partially responsible for this new foreign popularity. It's great to have the company, let's just commit not to ruin this jewel...
[QUOTE=Iseeu] ... and got to cross Agata off of my To Do list.
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Well, did I promise too much?
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Princess does a mean deepthroat!! Katja seems pissed off all the time.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]at Bernd's yesterday. Whereas, I usually am forced to spend my down time talking with one or more naked women, who sometimes start to fondle the family jewels and wand, which distracts me and impairs my natural conversational abilities, yesterday I could talk with a bunch of naked men, none of whom tried to fondle me (thanks guys), contributing to the high level of content and intelligent discussion :-)
I counted at one time 10 English speakers; 7 American, 2 English and 1 Scottish. Met Nashluv69 and Eric Burdon, who are occasional posters (Great to meet you guys - POST!!) and a couple of lurkers. In fact we outmanned the local clientele. We spent so much time shooting the breeze that I almost missed my reunion with Jessi.
Bernd's was its usual raunchy self. Other than Jessi, I also continued from where we left off last time with Princess and had a great hour long fun session with her, finishing with COB on those amazing enhancements, contined the love hate relationship with Katja, made up to Leila for missing her during my last trip and got to cross Agata off of my To Do list.
Also spotted; Anna, Babsy, Katja, Jamilia, Jenny, Monica, Rita, Sabrina, Sandi Tatjana + 2 others whose names escape me. Not seen: Mara, Marcella, Michelle, Diana.
This forum is at least partially responsible for this new foreign popularity. It's great to have the company, let's just commit not to ruin this jewel...[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Euro100]Well, did I promise too much?
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was OK. You can never promise too much when it comes to Bernd's women...
Happy T-day
this report was written to educate us poor unfortunates who live on the other side of the world from fkk clubs. hope you enjoy the style.
bernd’s is reported as one of the best-respected fkk style clubs in germany. for those of you who don’t know how an fkk club works, you pay an entry of normally 70e and then you can sit, watch, eat, drink and have sex with a selection of girls all day. one session is normally 30 mins and you also get about a 15 min warm-up in the public area, which includes bbbj and dfk all for 50e. anal is available from some girls for an extra 50e and some will do bbbj and cim as part of the base deal.
one of the reasons (but by far not the main one) is to get an appreciation for public style sex, as at some fkk’s you can have sex with the girl in the public areas. laga will understand why this is important as we have a plan to see a fine pair of ladies in sydney for a foursome, so i needed to get some group action in so as not to embarrass myself.
arrival
i arranged to meet a guy there who would show me the ropes and hopefully tell me which girl does what. as it happened, when i arrived for the start of the sauna club day at 1pm, he messaged me to advise he would be another hour, so i nervously walked up to the door of the club, which for all intents is just an ordinary house, in a residential street in a quiet village some ½ an hour from cologne.
i went in and paid my 70e. it may have been 1.10 but already there was about 6 guys ahead of me and some 10-15 ladies all in the nude. a young dutch girl, mara, was asked to show the englishman around as she speaks excellent english. she told me to shower and then return to the bar where she would collect me and take me on the tour.
the first novel experience was in the communal shower with other naked guys. no australian brothel here with divisions between punters. this is a happy family where we share things, like the guys walking around in towels and the girls being stark naked. mara showed me round and there are basically two areas, one on the ground level and one in the basement. for your 70e you get free food, drink, towels as required, snacks and in true german fashion passive smoking that will give you lung cancer!
what the hell, i was all in now. mara has a good description on the forums around and i will borrow some of these so you get the feeling:
mara: fair-skin dutch girl, short brown hair, 22, 5'5, figure size-2, nice body and b-cups with neighbour-girl looks. a steady hof-girl for several years, mara's service is excellent in all aspects. she does excellent lesbian trio's with babsi and brandy. mara has many long-term clients, so sometimes hard to get.
it was a great day with a temp of 27c so i took the liberty of sitting out in the garden, admiring three lovely girls lying naked on sun loungers topping up their tan, while i sank my first free pilsner. after a short time my mate arrived. he proved a good source of info. after chatting for 15 mins he got toey and headed off for his first pop. i went back in to see that things were beginning to happen.
the sex starts here
i sat on the main lounge and watched the porn and checked out how things worked. the girls don’t hassle you so you need to make the first move. a guy sitting near me moved next to one of the girls and started to chat, and within a minute they were dfking. no problem, i follow what is going on here, in a minute they will disappear to a room and that’s that.
wrong…..the girl started stroking his cock under his towel with the desired effect, and before i knew, the towel was open and she was giving him what looked like a great bbbj. you can imagine me now thinking…”okay, so this is fkk life”. within another 5 mins, they disappeared to a room.
i decided i liked the look of monica, a very tidy 30 yr old hungarian girl, who was not reviewed on the sites i had read, but just looked very nice. she was probably an 8 for those of you in to numbers, med brunette, b cups, great tan, about 5’6”, nice butt, shaven but for a small strip and a great smile.
i asked her a couple of questions and she said she didn’t speak much english. now don’t let this put you off as all the girls speak some english, especially all the sex related words which are important. we started kissing and she sucked my nipples. she then slid her hand under my towel and i was fully ready to go. all this in your face sex was having a great effect on my libido and she asked if she could suck my cock. there may have been 10 people in the room, but i wasn’t going to say no. as she sucked i looked around and realized this was normal operations and so just enjoy. after about 5 mins she suggested we go to a room which we did.
when we got to the room, she left the door ajar, so that people passing in the hall could have a peek. you can tell that by now i was in for a penny, in for a pound so what the hell. she then proceeded to give me a great bbbj including the porn-star style spitting on my cock which had me close to blowing before i stopped her and told her we had to fuck. she asked if i would daty her and i was delighted to oblige. after a few minutes she came and writhed around the bed as i held the moment for her. it was fuck time and she rolled on a condom and after three or four positions, she jumped off me, tore the condom off and sucked me again bb like her life depended on it. as i came she took my cock out of her mouth and sprayed it all over the pair of us which had me climbing the walls in ecstasy.
we had a quick cuddle and chat and then i headed for the shower thinking….i love this place.
so, it’s 2.30, i’ve had sex with a great hungarian girl, time for another beer and chat to some people who speak english. after plenty of refresh time it was time for round two. my new-found mate suggested anna. her description is as follows:
anna: very attractive polish girl, medium-long blond hair, 23, 5'8, figure size-2, great body and c-cups. a hof-girl for about 5 months, anna's service is excellent in all aspects. for lesbian trio's she prefers brandy which is great, according to a fellow dutchman.
we hooked up in the downstairs bar area and she was very passionate. she started sucking me off in front of the masses whilst i played with her pussy and her very nice boobs. after a few minutes she led me to a room and she sucked like a girl possessed, before fitting the condom and then bending down in front of me for some hard doggy action. some cowgirl and mish followed, before she waved me off, peeled off the condom and sucked me bb until i cim. she appeared to swallow the lot because i didn’t see it going anywhere else and you can just imagine how i felt.
after showering again, i made a mental note to get some cialis for next time as i could go mad here if i was up to it.
i returned to the downstairs area and started chatting to two english soldiers and my new found mate. we swapped stories, drank beer and watched at least three couples at different times have sex in front of us. by now i was hardly even noticing someone having their cock sucked in front of me, so i knew i had passed the group sex task with flying colours.
the final pop was saved for a girl i had really liked since i arrived. her name is jenny and her description is as follows:
jenny: attractive tiny greek/german girl, long curly blond hair, 22, 4'11, figure size-0/2, nice body and a/b-cups. a hof-girl for a year, jenny's service is excellent in all aspects including anal-ic. she's also doing good lesbian trio's with several long-term hof-girls.
she was very much my type and i smiled at her as she walked passed and told her i liked her. she immediately gave me full attention and told me to sit on the lounge upstairs. we kissed passionately and i loved every minute. i was going to take her home to meet my mum, so i knew this would be good. i was not disappointed. she lay over the top of me her mouth wrapped around my cock and her lithe, even tanned petite body, totally at my disposal. she is gorgeous.
we headed off to a room and again we left the door open. i told her to go doggy style on the bed and i started daty, working her clit, inserting fingers in all the nicest spots and rimming her sexy butt. this was better than sex, well nearly and she responded magnificently. she reciprocated with great bbbj before putting on a condom and getting me to fuck her doggy, which was awesome. she rolled over and we finished in mish with great dfk, and a lot of compliments from me to her ensured she was very happy. off came the condom and the bbbj started again. my poor cock was worn out so i finished off by hand with her help over her tits and as my cum launched passed her face i was totally satisfied.
we lay back and cuddled and she was ultra gfe. this is one fine lady if you like blonde petite girls, and i do. i commented on her great even tan, and she pointed out the only white bit was between the cheeks of her butt, and she pulled them apart and showed me in great detail. now that’s what you call class!
showered again and got dressed as i had to find my hotel. i paid for my day. now bear in mind, i paid 70e (0.6e=$1) to get in, had at least 5 pils, probably the same number of cokes, chips, nuts, a banana and sauerkraut and mash potatoes to keep me going. i had been through about 5 towels, watched their porn, watched live sex and been there from 1.10 to 9.30. i could have stayed till close at midnight too.
my bill for the three girls was 150e, that’s 50e each, no extra payments, up-sell or whatever. i had missed out on two girls as a double and sex in the bar areas or in the room with just a full glass wall where everyone can see you.
but what the hell, there’s always next time.
this area of germany is called the pussy triangle and let me tell you it has never come or cum better. i would happily have a had sex with at least another 7 girls that day before even thinking about coming back for seconds. they have girls for all tastes, and some of them were not mine. but then again, some of the guys were downright unattractive so whatever gets you through the night, i say.
top spot, total of 220e for 8.5 hours of debauchery.
c1
ps i intend to return on dec 1, so if you want to meet up, drop me a line.
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Welcome aboard, dude... or as you say Down Under: mate!
Glad you had a good time at Bernds. As a newbie you started you career at the "Mother Of All Clubs", the oldest of them all, an institution in the world of FKK-Dom known for its loose environment and pure exhibitionism.
To set things in proper perspective: other clubs have better facilities, a larger selection and better looking women. This one, however, guarantees your satisfaction service-wise.
[QUOTE=Cunning 1]
Wrong…..the girl started stroking his cock under his towel with the desired effect, and before I knew, the towel was open and she was giving him what looked like a great BBBJ. You can imagine me now thinking…”Okay, so this is FKK life”. Within another 5 mins, they disappeared to a room.
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Its almost like they time the couch interaction (which isnt included as room time). So you get a free warm-up before heading off to the room. But that's not always the case...sometimes the girl wants to have public display to show off her talents...and they'll stay right on the couch the entire time. Once you cum your done...if you come during the introductory bbbj im going to guess they wont do the half hour in the room (but im not sure).
I saw this hot little Russian girl on my last visit...I sat next to her and did the dfk'ing, groping and then she opened my towel and started a bbbj. I was expecting the usual 2 minute bbbj...but it went on and on for a good 15 minutes. I finally had to ask her to go to the room where we went at it for another half hour. No upcharging, she only charged for the room time.
After a hard days work in Frankfurt, I had a very nice dinner at the Restaurant Hafez in Baseler Strasse, next door to the Hotel Europa. They probably have the best Persian / Iranian kitchen in Frankfurt, at the moment, and a decent wine list. Slept well, dreaming of Babsi and woke up late, but rested, as Bernds Sauna Club, opens only at 13:00. I borrowed a compact Opel from a business associate, ostensibly for "sightseeing" and took off North West on the A3. Hennef-Lictenberg is easy to find, even without navigation assistance.
It was almost 13:30, when I turned into Schieferhof and parked in the "remote" parking lot, which is just 20 meters from the front door. Rang the door bell and expectantly waited to enter FKK heaven. The door opened and Mara was there in all her glorious nakedness to welcome me in. Paid the entry fee of EUR 70.00 and undressed in the locker room, wrapped myself in the rather small towel. Are the towels here deliberately sized to be small? They are much smaller than the towels at any of the other FKKs in Germany. In any case, I was not here to measure the towels.
There were about 10 men there already and the usual contingent of service providers. At the main bar, I asked for Mara and was told that she was busy with a customer. So, I told the barmaid - I've forgotten her name - to inform Mara that I was looking for her. Then, I went down to the sauna and spent a hot 15 minutes defrosting my old bones, followed by a bracing, cold shower.
Now, a word of appreciation here for Manuella [spelling?], the downstairs bartender - she was just great. She quickly refilled your glasses before they were empty. She kept the snack bowls always full and has good taste in music. They have an interesting IBM-PC based music system at the downstairs bar - which I have seen at quite a few of the other FKKs in Germany.
A half hour later, Mara comes downstairs and hugs me, with her perky breasts pressing into my back, gently massaging my shoulders. I did not want to waste any more time and went with Mara immediately into the middle room, next to the bar. There is no need to describe Mara, as many of our colleagues on ISG have already described her, quite eloquently. But, I must state that she is certainly not muscular, as described in a few reports. She is well toned and has a lovely skin texture. She speaks excellent English...she is Dutch...and after a few minutes banter, she started DFK and then onto a sensuous and deep BBBJ. She has got an excellent technique for the BBBJ and can quickly flick her wet tongue on the glans so quickly that it drove me wild. Still holding my penis in her mouth, she turned around, placing her fragranced pussy over my face. I was so entranced by the sight of her pubescent pussy, that I did DATY in a FKK, for the first time in my life. I must have done something right, as she soon was so wet and dripping on my face. She continued her BBBJ with a pumping action from her hand, till I CIM, sucking me completely dry. She does not swallow and after safely wrapping away all the sperm in her mouth, she spooned up next to me. And, we were just chatting away for another 10 minutes or so. A real GFE.
After the first session, I showered and went upstairs for some food. I understand that the menu at Bernds, which is being catered from the Hotel Restaurant Reuter, does not change at all. And, is the same every day. One of the women here actually cooks and brings dinner packed for a bunch of the girls, every day, as a paid service. The food was not all that great, but satiates and the fresh fruit selection was nice.
It was now time for my massage. Contrary to a report several pages earlier, the masseuse is not available for sex. She clearly mentioned at the start, that the massage was strictly a massage, nothing more and nothing less. The masseuse was a Turkish girl and the massage was lackluster, although she had some nice Native American chants playing on her CD-player.
I went downstairs after the massage, marking Agata as my next target. But, I had to wait for a whole hour and a half, before she was free from servicing her loyal, local clientele. But, the session with Agata was forgettable. She looks very exotic - she is half Portuguese and has such dreamy and sexy eyes. But, her performance in the room was not on par with the other providers here. She does not do DFK, preferring to do a light peck on the lips, which is like a LightFK. And, she seemed to be hurrying me up. And, apparently she does not do CIM either. We were finished with the session in 20 minutes. She said something in German, which I understood to be that she was going to take a shower with me, but when we exited the room, she just gave me a new towel and pointed me to the shower stall in the back. This was probably due to a miscommunication, due to my limited understanding of German.
After the statutory post-coital cleanup and shower, I had a banana and an apple and hit the A3 to reach Frankfurt and my comfortable bed at the Hotel Europa, a very happy man.
Cheers!
ChicagoMan
Regular visitors to Bernds Sauna Club, could you, PLEASE, clarify the following:
1. Is it possible to order by telephone, fresh food - pasta or pizza or doner, from outside, for delivery, possibly from the Hotel Restaurant Reuter?
2. Is it acceptable to leave a small tip for the upstairs or the downstairs barmaids? If this is allright, what would be the amount of the tip? EUR 5 or EUR 10?
Cheers!
ChicagoMan
ChicagoMan--The masseuse on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays is named Sandra and she is available for sex. She is German and close to forty. She gives a very good massage and an even better BBBJ. If you have any MILF fantasies to sort out, she's the woman for you.
[QUOTE=ChicagoMan]Are the towels here deliberately sized to be small? They are much smaller than the towels at any of the other FKKs in Germany. In any case, I was not here to measure the towels.[/quote]
The smallest towels in all of FKK-Dom are at La Folie in Berlin. They are the size of a handkerchief. They will cover your balls or your dick but not both.
[quote=ChicagoMan]I did not want to waste any more time and went with Mara immediately into the middle.
She does not swallow and after safely wrapping away all the sperm in her mouth, she spooned up next to me. And, we were just chatting away for another 10 minutes or so. A real GFE. [/quote]
This is what I mean about GFE. This woman is extremely busy, always in demand. She (as well as the rest of the team) will take time with each customer, even spend post-coital time with you.
At the large not to be named clubs in Hessen within a minute of you coming, she's up and about making the bed trying to get you out of the room.
This is the one thing which pisses me off. If I want to have a Laufhaus experience, I go to a Laufhaus. That I would get that kind of service at a so-called "reputable FKK club" turns me off.
The only other clubs where post-coital time was the norm were Babylon and Wiago. But even that too has changed and it isn't standard any more.
When I write I had a good experience with someone, my reference point is the Bernds, Babylon or Wiago experience (at least as it used to be). It is not the Laufhaus standard.
[quote=ChicagoMan]It was now time for my massage. Contrary to a report several pages earlier, the masseuse is not available for sex. She clearly mentioned at the start, that the massage was strictly a massage, nothing more and nothing less. [/quote]
Some of the masseuses are and some aren't. The other place where the masseuse does full serve is Blue Note.
[quote=ChicagoMan]But, the session with Agata was forgettable.
But, her performance in the room was not on par with the other providers here. She does not do DFK, preferring to do a light peck on the lips, which is like a LightFK. And, she seemed to be hurrying me up. And, apparently she does not do CIM either. We were finished with the session in 20 minutes. She said something in German, which I understood to be that she was going to take a shower with me, but when we exited the room, she just gave me a new towel and pointed me to the shower stall in the back. This was probably due to a miscommunication, due to my limited understanding of German. [/quote]
I've never had the pleasure and am disappointed this was not good for you. CIM is normally standard or at least I thought it was.
It could be that your chemistry doesn't work well particularly if you can't communicate. Some people underestimate the role language plays here. If you can speak German you get so much more out of sessions than if you don't.
[QUOTE=ChicagoMan]But, the session with Agata was forgettable. She looks very exotic - she is half Portuguese and has such dreamy and sexy eyes. But, her performance in the room was not on par with the other providers here. She does not do DFK, preferring to do a light peck on the lips, which is like a LightFK. And, she seemed to be hurrying me up. And, apparently she does not do CIM either. [/QUOTE]
I am sorry to hear this. Agata was just great for me. She did DFK and was very good at it. I guess this proves that even at the Hof person-to-person chemistry plays some role.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]At the large not to be named clubs in Hessen within a minute of you coming, she's up and about making the bed trying to get you out of the room.
This is the one thing which pisses me off. If I want to have a Laufhaus experience, I go to a Laufhaus. That I would get that kind of service at a so-called "reputable FKK club" turns me off.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, you must have had a horrible experience (or several of them ...) at the big-3. While I cannot deny that this getting up right after the deed is done thing has happened to me, too, I also have plenty of experiences where the girl stayed with me in the room for quite a while after the pop.
At Hof, Diana got up right away after we were done, too. But this was fine, because we had had almost filled the entire 30 minutes with pretty athletic sex. And if you ask me how I want to spend my 30 minutes, talking or pumping, I think you know my answer ;). (And by the way, the fact that ChicagoMan did not get DFK or CIM from Agata blows the theory that everybody gets uniformly heavenly service at Hof right out of the water.)
In my opinion there is just very little difference between the service/GFE aspect between Hof and Oase/Palace/FKKW. After the session is done, the girls move on to the next customer in all places. For comparison, when I am in Rio, the true GFE experience in the termas includes the girl spending the rest of the evening with you, in many instances even coming over to your hotel room for an all-nighter if you want. Often they get TOO clingy! As one of my buddies on the Rio-part of this board puts it: "You do not pay them to have sex, you pay them to leave when you want them to leave."
[QUOTE=Euro100]And by the way, the fact that ChicagoMan did not get DFK or CIM from Agata blows the theory that everybody gets uniformly heavenly service at Hof right out of the water.)[/QUOTE]
DFK and CIM. The DFK I know from personal experience; the CIM from a blow to blow report from another customer, 10 minutes after the act. These are both standard servcies and she could lose her job by witholding them, so I would surmise that either there was a misunderstanding or soemthing else was going on.
[QUOTE=ChicagoMan]
1. Is it possible to order by telephone, fresh food - pasta or pizza or doner, from outside, for delivery, possibly from the Hotel Restaurant Reuter?[/QUOTE]
I've not seen or heard it done. You probably could make a special order from Hotel Reuter from their regular menu but I doubt if they have pizza or doner or a much wider variety.
[QUOTE=ChicagoMan]2. Is it acceptable to leave a small tip for the upstairs or the downstairs barmaids? If this is allright, what would be the amount of the tip? EUR 5 or EUR 10?[/QUOTE]
NO. Service is expected and not to be tipped. If you'd like to express appreciation, give her a big kiss and hug, or bring her some chocolates next time.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]At the large not to be named clubs in Hessen within a minute of you coming, she's up and about making the bed trying to get you out of the room.
This is the one thing which pisses me off. If I want to have a Laufhaus experience, I go to a Laufhaus. That I would get that kind of service at a so-called "reputable FKK club" turns me off.
The only other clubs where post-coital time was the norm .......[/QUOTE]You can expect such a behaviour in large clubs on party days. It happened to me once or twice, yes!
I feel sorry for you, because in all other cases I had totally different experiences in WORLD and Palace. I'm really amused about the term ”post-coital time”.
If this is so important to you, why don't you tell the woman in advance what you really need. Maybe you should try to spend 100 Euro next time, leaves you more room for warming up with the woman in ”post-coital time”.
[QUOTE=Euro100]Oh man, you must have had a horrible experience (or several of them ...) at the big-3. While I cannot deny that this getting up right after the deed is done thing has happened to me, too, I also have plenty of experiences where the girl stayed with me in the room for quite a while after the pop.
At Hof, Diana got up right away after we were done, too. But this was fine, because we had had almost filled the entire 30 minutes with pretty athletic sex. And if you ask me how I want to spend my 30 minutes, talking or pumping, I think you know my answer ;). (And by the way, the fact that ChicagoMan did not get DFK or CIM from Agata blows the theory that everybody gets uniformly heavenly service at Hof right out of the water.)
In my opinion there is just very little difference between the service/GFE aspect between Hof and Oase/Palace/FKKW. After the session is done, the girls move on to the next customer in all places. For comparison, when I am in Rio, the true GFE experience in the termas includes the girl spending the rest of the evening with you, in many instances even coming over to your hotel room for an all-nighter if you want. Often they get TOO clingy! As one of my buddies on the Rio-part of this board puts it: "You do not pay them to have sex, you pay them to leave when you want them to leave."[/QUOTE]
I've had good experiences at World and bad ones too. Never any excellent ones. Those have all been elsewhere.
My sense of it is that you need a guide who knows who is who at World because it can be very uneven quality-wise and its hard to size up the large selection. I'm just not there that often to get a feel for it hence my hesitation in visiting the large Hessen 3 when I am there.
And you may not believe it but I have also visited and left World "ungepoppt" as the Germans say.
Re: ChicagoMan's experience at the Hof. Chemistry is part of the equation, definitely. She could also just have been having a bad day. They are women after all and in real life they are normally difficult to figure out.
Again, just my opinion and anyone is free to disagree.
Now Rio, that is not something I've done yet!
My only other hunting ground is Montreal which I go to to experience multi hour sessions with intelligent and communicative Quebecoises.
A GFE to me is hooking up with a woman who I can picture myself actually going out with in real life. If she has nothing to say, its a turn off immediately. I don't find dumb women sexy. My Romanian isn't good enough to figure out who at World meets my GFE standard and who doesn't.
[QUOTE=Nick The G]You can expect such a behaviour in large clubs on party days. It happened to me once or twice, yes!
I feel sorry for you, because in all other cases I had totally different experiences in WORLD and Palace. I'm really amused about the term ”post-coital time”.
If this is so important to you, why don't you tell the woman in advance what you really need. Maybe you should try to spend 100 Euro next time, leaves you more room for warming up with the woman in ”post-coital time”.[/QUOTE]
I can't think of any other way to describe it. :-)
I equate her standing up quickly to make the bed to a Laufhaus experience. If I want a Laufhaus experience, I go to a Laufhaus. But this is sometimes the level of service which I've gotten at an FKK club.
If she doesn't kiss, thats another Laufhaus thing. Or if she isn't into eye contact.
If she starts reading off a menu in terms what she will do or won't do, dictates restrictions or starts to upsell, she's definitely Laufhaus material.
And what really puts her on my "do not do again" list is when I pass her in the hallway, I wave "hi" or give her a smile and she ignores me.
She should at least try to maintain the illusion.
My preferences also have something to do with the type of women who I look for.
In my years of visiting, I tend to look for the "talented amateur".
She's most likely German, in her early twenties, a University student or just completed her Abi. You can tell she's a talented amateur because she really enjoys herself, gives you free rein in deciding what you will do. She is definitely not in it for the long term, definitely not a hardened hooker. And if you spend enough time talking to her you find out that she has something to say.
But these experiences are fleeting. She's doing this metier to meet some financial need and once she meets her objective, she's gone and I usually never see her again.
I almost never meet any women like this at the Hessen 3 as mostly they are foreign (Romanians being the largest contingent), they don't speak German very well and they are there to do business and nothing more. Too mercenary for my taste.
Now if someone would create a club for "talented amateurs", that is the one I would go back to over and over again.
Bernds is a good club and its lineup suceeds because they are professionals who maintain the illusion they are amateurs. Given a choice, I'd prefer an all amateur lineup but Bernds will do.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]My preferences also have something to do with the type of women who I look for.
In my years of visiting, I tend to look for the "talented amateur".
She's most likely German, in her early twenties, a University student or just completed her Abi. You can tell she's a talented amateur because she really enjoys herself, gives you free rein in deciding what you will do. She is definitely not in it for the long term, definitely not a hardened hooker. And if you spend enough time talking to her you find out that she has something to say.
But these experiences are fleeting. She's doing this metier to meet some financial need and once she meets her objective, she's gone and I usually never see her again.
I almost never meet any women like this at the Hessen 3 as mostly they are foreign (Romanians being the largest contingent), they don't speak German very well and they are there to do business and nothing more. Too mercenary for my taste.
Now if someone would create a club for "talented amateurs", that is the one I would go back to over and over again.
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Your criteria are part of the attraction that i find at German swinger clubs and especially at Beverly;
The women are talented amateurs, really enjoy themselves, allow what happens to happen, and are definitely not in it for long time or hardened hookers. My German sucks, but when we get over the language barrier, (and I usually end up going with couples for whom this is not a barrier) We have great smart conversations about life, both in the bar, on the bed and during what you call post-coital time.
Now, they're usually not in their early 20's or university students any more, but that happens too, and the fact that they are talented amateurs, funny, intelligent and sexy with whom you can connect on a real person level, is just as, if not more of a turn-on.
So the club exists, my friend....
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Your criteria are part of the attraction that i find at German swinger clubs and especially at Beverly;
The women are talented amateurs, really enjoy themselves, allow what happens to happen, and are definitely not in it for long time or hardened hookers. My German sucks, but when we get over the language barrier, (and I usually end up going with couples for whom this is not a barrier) We have great smart conversations about life, both in the bar, on the bed and during what you call post-coital time.
Now, they're usually not in their early 20's or university students any more, but that happens too, and the fact that they are talented amateurs, funny, intelligent and sexy with whom you can connect on a real person level, is just as, if not more of a turn-on.
So the club exists, my friend....[/QUOTE]
If indeed the "talented amateur" scene is at Beverly, this is where I need to be! Thanks for the tip! I need to check it out on my next trip.
The women I enjoy being with the most don't work at the large factory style clubs and they certainly don't look or act like hardened hookers. And yes, I am looking for a human interaction including communication and an exchange of views on life and culture, etc..
The best examples of them I've met at Cocoon which has recently consistently delivered for me (except for my one really bad experience in May which is somewhere further down this thread) the "girl next door experience".
In January I met Eve there. She was totally natural, large tits with plans of becoming a Rechtsanwaltin but needing some pocket money. Blonde, German, 22 y. o. We sit, we talk. Her natural curiosity and intelligence is clear in the questions she asks and she has a sense of humor. She makes no motion to go the room, I just enjoy the time but her warmth sitting beside me starts to arouse me and we go off eventually.
No restrictions at all, no sense that there is any time limit at all. I go down on her and she practically begs me as she starts to come: "Finger reinstecken, bitte schoen!". She gets into as we do various positions and then she comes again. And again.
Her orgasms are non-scripted. There is none of that fake moaning.
I love it when the women enjoy their work. I find one girl like this in a club and I don't look at the rest of the selection. I booked her for two more extended sessions after that and each time it just got better and better.
When I tell her I'm returning to the club later in the year, she says she will probably not be there again as she has exams to prepare for.
Such is the nature of the "talented amateur" experience.
It is always fleeting but I am hopeful that the next time I return there I will find another woman like her.
Fats / Jackyo:
Many thanks for your replies regarding the masseuses and the massage. With reference to Sandra, the MILF masseuse on Mondays + Wednesdays + Fridays, is she available for full service or only for BBBJ? Do you do the deed in the first floor massage room itself, as an extension of the massage session, or do you take her to a room @30 minutes @EUR 50.00, just like one of the other providers there?
Please advice. Cheers!
ChicagoMan
I had a very rough day at the Messe in Düsseldorf, on my feet for more than 8 hours, and probably walked many miles. This was my last day at the Messe and I wanted to end this trip to Germany with another visit to Bernds Sauna Club.
As per the report #188 of Iseeu, I took the ICE, but from the opposite direction - from Dusseldorf to Siegburg Bonn. After much delays (What is going on with DB these days?) I arrived at Siegburg Bonn, 15 minutes late. The taxi stand is right off the south bound gleis and I promptly got into the first available taxi. The taxi driver seemed like a young teenager, who could not find either Schieferhof or Uckerather Strasse in Lichtenberg, on his navigation system. I told him to find the B8 and he found it after a long detour. B8 is actually parallel to the railway tracks, on the front side of the Siegburg Bonn station. After a bit of confusion, we arrived at "the Hof", with the taxi meter at a hefty EUR 24.00, at about 19:15.
Later on, I discovered that it would have been quicker to change to the S12 - direction Au (Sieg) from the lower level platform at Siegburg Bonn, directly to Hennef (Sieg) and then taken a taxi from there, which would have cost somewhat less, at EUR 14.00.
On arrival, I was greeted by the fabulous and legendary Babsi, who remembered that I had wanted to try a threesome with Mara, during my visit of last week, but could never find both of them, free and available, at the same time. She said she was leaving early at 22:00, that night.
I showered and was at the entry level bar, sipping at my first Coca Cola of the evening, when Monica from Hungary, gave me a warm hug. Now, I have never had a session with her before, but she had always flashed me one of her charming smiles. I was captivated by her hug and wanted to have a session with her. She is about 30 years old, a natural and soft body. We chatted, in her rather limited English, about Budapest, one of my favorite cities in Europe. This was followed in the room, by slow DFK and an excellent, sloppy BBBJ. As mentioned in earlier reports, she can really vacuum your balls and she did some light rimming using her fingernails. Very erotic. After a solid 15 minutes of BBBJ, she pressed her breasts together and tit fucked me. Altogether, this was too much stimulation for me, and I erupted prematurely. She was disappointed that I did not do a CIM, but I told her that we would do it again next time.
She did NOT do what Jackyo had complained about: the post-coital behavior of service providers in the Big-3. She then cuddled up with me and we continued our chat, from where we had left off, while she gently massaged my aching feet. It must have been more than 30 minutes from the start of our session, when she asked if I wanted to try cum one more time. But, I was too tired to try with her again. An excellent GFE experience, although the cute little mole on her upper lip kept reminding me of Austin Powers. Not very sexy!
After the cleanup and the shower, I sat in the sauna for a while. A local German guy entered and we managed to hold a limited conversation in my broken German. He highly recommended Wiago in Leverkusen, as being the second best FKK club in Germany after Bernds Sauna Club. I will try Wiago during my next visit to Germany and duly file a report on here.
It was almost 22:00 and Babsi was just leaving. She really looks like the MILF next door, with her small basket in her hand. I wanted to do a session with Rita, but she had already left by that time. Mara was free as well, but I wanted to save her for the planned threesome with Babsi.
The raven haired Tania or Tanja with her twinkling eyes, from Russia, caught my eye and we went straight to the room.
Catbath. BBBJ. DFK. Missionary. Cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl. Doggy and finally finished with a HJ. I just will say that she is one of the best here. One caveat though. She does not do CIM. But, altogether a fantastic session.
The taxi was waiting for me as I came out of the locker room and Monica was there to kiss me goodbye. The taxi dropped me off at Hennef (Sieg) bahnhof, from where I took the S12 to Koeln Hauptbahnhof, where past midnight. I had the Triple Whopper Menu at the BurgerKing. Completely satiated, in every way, I slept well to catch the early flight back home, on Friday.
Cheers!
ChicagoMan
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[QUOTE=ChicagoMan]As per the report #188 of Iseeu, I took the ICE, but from the opposite direction - from Dusseldorf to Siegburg Bonn. After much delays (What is going on with DB these days?) I arrived at Siegburg Bonn, 15 minutes late. The taxi stand is right off the south bound gleis and I promptly got into the first available taxi. The taxi driver seemed like a young teenager, who could not find either Schieferhof or Uckerather Strasse in Lichtenberg, on his navigation system. I told him to find the B8 and he found it after a long detour. B8 is actually parallel to the railway tracks, on the front side of the Siegburg Bonn station. After a bit of confusion, we arrived at "the Hof", with the taxi meter at a hefty EUR 24.00, at about 19:15.
Later on, I discovered that it would have been quicker to change to the S12 - direction Au (Sieg) from the lower level platform at Siegburg Bonn, directly to Hennef (Sieg) and then taken a taxi from there, which would have cost somewhat less, at EUR 14.00.
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Good report, and glad that you were able to use the public transit route. Just some points:
*The taxi ride from Siegburg to Lichtenberg takes between 10 and 15 minutes depending on the slow moving traffic, and whether or not you catch the 3 traffic lights on the way. It costs between 22-25 Euro.
*Yes Hennef Sieg is slightly closer to Lichtenberg, so the taxi ride is less expensive, but unless you get the S-bahn right away, I doubt if it's quicker. The S-bahn runs 4-5 times an hour and if you're like me on a tight travel/mongering schedule, I prefer to spend the extra 10 Euro and have the extra time in the arms of Monica, Jessi, Princess, Katja, etc.
*It's really simple to get to the 560/8 from the Siegburg station and probably less than a kilometer. From the taxi stand near the southbound tracks, have the taxi make a U-turn. At the corner make a right. After the traffic light, go over the over pass and get on the 560 which becomes the 8.
I agree that once you're at the HOF, a BBBJ with COB on Monica's breast, is a great way to compensate yourself for a rough day at the Messe.
I was yesterday at Bernds.
13 girls were available : Michelle, Annia, Anna, Katia, Brandy, Mara, Jenny, Tania, Rita, Sandy, Marcella ... from the other 2 I don't know the name.
One was a newbie : a young russian, very thin with blond curly hair. She looks a little bit as dutch Kim from the Goldentime but she is shorter.
Here name could be "Ive" but I am not sure.
I was in bed with Tania and Anna.
Tania was good, but nothing special to mention.
Anna was fantastic. How can a so beautyfull girl fuck so good ? This is incredible.
Now she belongs the top 3 of my FKK girls.
For those who understand french, I wrote a more detailed report on [url]www.youppie.net[/url] - Sorry but I am not enough fluent in english to translate all the details.
Excellent site in La belle langue, Stano.
I liked very much the organisation of Club and then Girls under which posts are made. Simplifies finding the data on the girls. Upon checking a few entries the reports coincided with my findings very well.
Im just back from a short trip to Dusseldorf and I met an older German guy in Club Tabulous yesterday, who claims to be a Bernd's regular, and he says that Bernd's is well known for bareback sex, and that not all women do it, but about half do.
He claims he has been having bareback sex there for 20 years or so. And he was amused when I told him him that there was doubt about it on the forum here. He then went on to say something like:
"Well you get on that forum when u go home and tell all those guys that they can get a bare fuck in Bernds if they want, its certainly no secret around here."
I not condoning or encouraging bareback in anyway, Im just writing what I was told.
I'll have more on this later....
[QUOTE=Wan King]Im just back from a short trip to Dusseldorf and I met an older German guy in Club Tabulous yesterday, who claims to be a Bernd's regular, and he says that Bernd's is well known for bareback sex, and that not all women do it, but about half do.
He claims he has been having bareback sex there for 20 years or so. And he was amused when I told him him that there was doubt about it on the forum here. He then went on to say something like:
"Well you get on that forum when u go home and tell all those guys that they can get a bare fuck in Bernds if they want, its certainly no secret around here."
I not condoning or encouraging bareback in anyway, Im just writing what I was told.
I'll have more on this later....[/QUOTE]It's funny you say that. I work with a German guy in the States who is dialed in pretty well to the sex scene in Germany and has been going to Bernds for many, many years and told me the exact same thing. About half (maybe more) girls do it there. He said it's always been that way at that club which is why he always frequents it when he goes back home. I told him bareback sex for some reason is a taboo topic on this board and he just said "it may be taboo in other countries but not in Germany."
I personally use a (super thin) condom about 55% of the time and a anti-viral lube made with carrageenan the other 45% of the time so can proudly say I'm fully protected to semi-protected 100% of the time I monger. :)
One thing should be mentioned though. I read on here that the girls who do this use a spermicidal lube for pregnancy and STD prevention. But somebody should explain to them that the spermicides actually increase the risk of HIV transmission because they are known to irritate and damage vaginal tissues and make it easier for the virus to enter the bloodstream. They are better off using a plain old water-based lube which also kills viruses without damaging sensitive tissue.
[QUOTE=Wan King]Im just back from a short trip to Dusseldorf and I met an older German guy in Club Tabulous yesterday, who claims to be a Bernd's regular, and he says that Bernd's is well known for bareback sex, and that not all women do it, but about half do.
"Well you get on that forum when u go home and tell all those guys that they can get a bare fuck in Bernds if they want, its certainly no secret around here." [/QUOTE]
I saw bareback in the upstairs lounge one time. I have no idea how often this happens in the rooms. I have never been asked if I wanted covered, it was just assumed, at least that is the way it came across to me. Maybe a regular would have some sort of working arrangement with the girl. Since I only get there a couple of times a year they don't assume anything. I was surprised when the warm-up session went so fast to full penetration bareback by the dude sitting in the corner spot. They both seemed to be in sync and like normal at Bernds, nobody even seemed to notice.
Fred, I am with you that personally bareback is not for me. This is a level of risk that I am not willing to take. Life if full of choices, each with their level of risk, and bareback is stacking the odds against you.
Just my two cents worth and what I have observed .........
.. was watching Aylin and Katja getting it on with a guy on the couch and not changing condoms while alternating penetration.
Maybe they are so in synch as a team that even their bodily fluids are in synch.
[QUOTE=Jackyo].. was watching Aylin and Katja getting it on with a guy on the couch and not changing condoms while alternating penetration.[/QUOTE]Guys,
This forum is about enjoyment. I personally do not enjoy the fkk charms when at the same time I have a nagging thought of getting infected with some nasty stuff. I had that happen to me before, and believe me, it's not worth it. I understand, we are all grown up and to each his own, but in the interest of the community, I would never speak of bareback sex in a positive sense.
The FKK world is a setup worth supporting in our respective countries (is it ever possible to introduce in North America?), but one of the arguments is to make it safe for the providers and clients as well.
[QUOTE=Wan King]Im just back from a short trip to Dusseldorf and I met an older German guy in Club Tabulous yesterday, who claims to be a Bernd's regular, and he says that Bernd's is well known for bareback sex, and that not all women do it, but about half do.
He claims he has been having bareback sex there for 20 years or so. And he was amused when I told him him that there was doubt about it on the forum here. He then went on to say something like:
"Well you get on that forum when u go home and tell all those guys that they can get a bare fuck in Bernds if they want, its certainly no secret around here."
I not condoning or encouraging bareback in anyway, Im just writing what I was told.
I'll have more on this later....[/QUOTE]
Here is the full conversation with this guy
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=537657&postcount=1823[/url]
With all this talk of BBFS, how about a BBBJ? I was at the Hof on Friday, Dec 1st, and went with Katja from Russia. First, a little backround info. The woman at the front desk told me there were only ten woman and many men when I arrived. She said that 5 more might come later but I think only three more did. At one point there were 12 men and zero woman upstairs. There was no couch action as the couches were full of men and guys would grab girls the minute they came out of a room. A small group was actually turned away as the club was "full." In this atmosphere, I went with Katja. Everything was as a usual session until the BJ. She rolled over across me so her back was facing me and then gave me a CBJ like I wouldn't notice! WTF?
I also went with Mara, who was excellent as always, and another girl who's name I can't remember who was also very good. She said she was from Bonn and has a birthmark over her lip. As the song goes, two out of three ain't bad, but a CBJ was the last thing I was expecting at Bernd's.
[QUOTE=Fats] and another girl who's name I can't remember who was also very good. She said she was from Bonn and has a birthmark over her lip. [/QUOTE]
Monica from Hungary. Great smile.
[QUOTE=Fats]With all this talk of BBFS, how about a BBBJ? I was at the Hof on Friday, Dec 1st, and went with Katja from Russia... Everything was as a usual session until the BJ. She rolled over across me so her back was facing me and then gave me a CBJ like I wouldn't notice! WTF?
As the song goes, two out of three ain't bad, but a CBJ was the last thing I was expecting at Bernd's.[/QUOTE]
but still this is extreme as she has probably done more than 10,000 BJ's in her professional career and not to be expected unless she had a reason for it. You could have stopped her, and asked for ohne gummi.
I have to agree with FATS. That Friday at Bernds was a washout. I haven't been there for a couple of years or more. None of the girls was that interested in doing anything much above flirting, drinking and lounging on the sofa. It took a great deal of will power to stay longer than an hour: and a great number of confused and sad looking men no doubt thinking the same as myself. I am prepared to but this down to 'Friday night blues' as by the end of the week the girls have made their money and simply want to hobnob with their 'stammgaeste'. Couch action was robotic. Indeed catching sight of one girl's glazed eyes as she mechanically rubbed her tits in a guests face, that was the moment I should have cut my losses. I remember a different Bernds to this, almost came over all nostalgic for those days of yore! A tear in the eye, which was certainly the only drop I spilt that evening. On the German boards Bernds has had a bad press recently.
[QUOTE=Marlow]I have to agree with FATS. That Friday at Bernds was a washout. I haven't been there for a couple of years or more. None of the girls was that interested in doing anything much above flirting, drinking and lounging on the sofa. It took a great deal of will power to stay longer than an hour: and a great number of confused and sad looking men no doubt thinking the same as myself. I am prepared to but this down to 'Friday night blues' as by the end of the week the girls have made their money and simply want to hobnob with their 'stammgaeste'. Couch action was robotic. Indeed catching sight of one girl's glazed eyes as she mechanically rubbed her tits in a guests face, that was the moment I should have cut my losses. I remember a different Bernds to this, almost came over all nostalgic for those days of yore! A tear in the eye, which was certainly the only drop I spilt that evening. On the German boards Bernds has had a bad press recently.[/QUOTE]
Jacko:
This is a good post so that the place doesn't get over-run by us deutsch non-spreching foriegners, Ja? ;-)
[QUOTE=Iseeu]but still this is extreme as she has probably done more than 10,000 BJ's in her professional career and not to be expected unless she had a reason for it. You could have stopped her, and asked for ohne gummi.[/QUOTE]
This is very odd. I suspect she is doing you a favor. She might have something wrong with her gums or teeth. Doing a CBJ is one way to cut down on the transmission of diseases. There is no way a girl who normally does BBBJ would choose an alternative without a reason if you are clean. For all we know, she might have some transmissible disease.
[QUOTE=Eagle 5]Jacko:
This is a good post so that the place doesn't get over-run by us deutsch non-spreching foriegners, Ja? ;-)[/QUOTE]
I know of which Marlow speaks as I've been reading these reports too.
I don't know what their visitors statistics are these days but it is a small club and its finely tuned ambiance is dependent on a certain dynamic between the women and the clients.
I was also there on Friday Dec 1. I can only agree with the previous posts, it was a strange atmosphere. I have been there at least once a month for the last 10 months, but usually on Mondays or Tuesdays. It has been great every time, sometimes slow, but then slow in number of guests, never concerning number of girls. This Friday, it was really the lack of female providers that was the problem.
Since we are approaching Christmas Time, I guess it will only be worse. I've heard that many of the regular girls will take a break during that period. I just wonder how long that break will be.
Generally I would say from experience that the slack period in clubs runs through December until mid jan
Had my first visit to Bernd’s on Thursday (30th November). When I arrived at 8 pm (after a frustrating search fo rthe place), the little girl at the door was quire unfriendly. Where had I parked? By the fence. Falsch!! I had to go back and negotiate my way into the car park up the road, which was quite full. At Bernd’s there were maybe 15 girls, but several left at around 9 pm and by 11, when things tend to start to hot up elsewhere, there were only a handful and they seemed eager to get home. Still, I had three useful sessions, with Anna (Poland), Tanya (Ukraine), and Mara (Holland). Anna struck me as the most attractive and we got on well. There was another across the room (Leila?) which looked appealing, but she spent all the time sucking the dick of this guy who looked like a shrivelled-up prune so I didn’t fancy her after that. The real star was, of course, Mara, with whom I spent 54 minutes from preliminaries on the couch to when she handed me my towel and sent me off to the shower. Wonderfully translucent skin and a real star in every respect – especially the ‘deep throat’ effect. Good conversation, too, which can’t always be said of the east Europeans. I was expecting to be charged for a double session as would have happened anywhere else, but no – the cost for 3 women, good food, three beers (my limit when driving) was 220 euros. Yes it is cramped and there are not all that many ladies to choose from. Marchella, my first choice, turned out to have a kind of rash on her tummy which put me off but no one else seemed to mind.
[QUOTE=Mind Snatcher] The real star was, of course, Mara. (..) Good conversation, too, which can’t always be said of the east Europeans. [/QUOTE]
Mara is not east european. She is from Rotterdam ... in the Netherlands.
[QUOTE=Stano]Mara is not east european. She is from Rotterdam ... in the Netherlands.[/QUOTE]
Her German is very good but she does have a slight accent.
I've met a couple of Dutch women in my travels. I can think of one who I met at Babylon and another one who used to work at Atlantis.
In general they have not been very good, mostly too professional.
Mara is an exception to this rule.
The only Dutch girl I can remember from Atlantis was Jessica/Sabrina. She used both names rather interchangeably. She moved to the Palace after Atlantis closed but I haven't seen her recently. Heard she was working at the Colosseum in Augsburg but I've never been there so who knows. She was also from Rotterdam and was always a sweet girl next door type, not the least bit professional. In fact, about the only way to get her to stop talking was to stick your tongue or dick in her mouth, a little bit too GFE!
... across the border in Holland that the Dutch girls there think its beneath them to do certain things and so exhibit kind of an attitude.
I've never been so I can't confirm.
What I can confirm is that though Amsterdam has this reputation for paid sex it is the absolute pits.
The women go through an upsell process which will drive you nuts.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]... across the border in Holland that the Dutch girls there think its beneath them to do certain things and so exhibit kind of an attitude.[/QUOTE]If you can find any Dutch girls at all in YinYang, because the vast majority are German and Eastern-European.
[QUOTE=Stano]Mara is not east european. She is from Rotterdam ... in the Netherlands.[/QUOTE]
Did I say Mara was east European? I thought I said or implied that she has good conversation, IN CONTRAST to the east European girls at this particular venue on this particular occasion. On an almost totally unrelated theme, I rode the train from Amsterdam to Brussels the other day and before reaching Brussels North it goes alongside one of the window-shopping streets. The girls just stand there in their lingerie and wave or blow kisses at the passing trains. Bizarre!
Went back there to see if matters have improved. The good things is the friendliness, which is something you don't get that much of in other clubs. This counts for a lot as there us nothing worse than boredom setting in. (Yeah, me and my jaded palette) I had a couple of good sessions with a bouncy redhead whose name escapes me. Loved her fur boots and told her to keep them on. Otherwise Bernds gets more and more like a body snatchers holding point. Some of these Germans look as if they are lucky if they make home afterwards.
[QUOTE=Marlow]Went back there to see if matters have improved. The good things is the friendliness, which is something you don't get that much of in other clubs. This counts for a lot as there us nothing worse than boredom setting in. (Yeah, me and my jaded palette) I had a couple of good sessions with a bouncy redhead whose name escapes me. Loved her fur boots and told her to keep them on. Otherwise Bernds gets more and more like a body snatchers holding point. Some of these Germans look as if they are lucky if they make home afterwards.[/QUOTE]
The last time I was there one of the guys was dressing to go home but couldn't find one shoe. Kind of difficult to explain to the wife why one left with two shoes but returned with one.
Anyway, the Thekenfrau comes in and asks those of us who aren't busy with partners if we knew anything about his shoe. Some of us file into the dressing room and we have this lively discussion about what might have happened.
She stops this guy who had just come out of the shower (he had just arrived) if might have any ideas. He was, as most of the guys there are, older, a little befuddled and he had these Coke bottle glasses. He offers to check his locker.. and sure enough, in his confusion while undressing he had stuffed the other guys shoe into his locker (he must have taken off his glasses).
Everyone had a good laugh.
Problem solved!
I have read numerous reports on the RF about guys losing their shoes, I should mention. Lock them up in a locker. Don't leave them outside.
Following my not-so-enjoyable visit to Oase on the previous day, I decided to treat myself to a Bernd’s visit. As ever, I had a fantastic time.
I had two things on my “to do” list. Firstly, when I last met him, Hollandmale had insisted that I try an erotic massage, provided that one visits on a Monday, Wednesday or Friday. Secondly, I had regretted not trying out Marcella on my last visit and so she was a priority this time.
I was also vaguely interested in meeting Trixie, having read about her on postings earlier this year, but the bar girl downstairs (gothic looking type) told me that she had left for good, about two months ago.
I arrived late afternoon and there were quite a few younger guys there compared to normal and it did not look like there were so many girls, but most were occupied. Apparently the average age of the clients drops from over 50 to under 40 on Friday evenings.
I saw that Marcella was available but could not sit next to her due to too many blokes being on the sofas. All I had to do was literally wink at her and she immediately started gathering her belongings together and followed me straight to one of the rooms. The sex was incredible (as expected) and what a contrast to the previous day’s visit to Oase! For example, whilst taking her in the missionary position she would look and me and kiss me, whilst wrapping her legs around me, unlike the girls at Oase who would always look away and not kiss.
Next up was my massage with Sandra. She’s quite thin with small boobs and so not really the type that I would normally pick. She started off with a conventional massage but then started rubbing my cock and balls. We had a bit of a chat and she really came across as wanting to please me, and apologised for having the taste of Champagne on her breath. She pecked me on the lips in a slightly embarrassed way, like a young girlfriend, and then started to give me the most professional blowjob you could imagine (I suppose unlike a young girlfriend). This was good, but I decided not to come, in order to save myself for my next session.
Anna was my next. As I think I said in a previous post, she really has come along nicely since joining Bernd’s, and now, if my mood is right, I think she is consistently as good as Brandy. Maybe next time I will try a double with Anna and Marcella.
I’ve noticed that my reports about Bernd’s Club are tending to become a little repetitive, as it is consistently the best club I know, but long may it continue!
Kingwenslas
Kw,
Good to see you had a good time on a Friday as I left empty handed the Friday before to take my heaving load elsewhere. I think I will stick to non-Friday visits though as it sounds like it was pretty busy when you were there.
C1
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I have read numerous reports on the RF about guys losing their shoes, I should mention. Lock them up in a locker. Don't leave them outside.[/QUOTE]
I have witnesses shoe snatching! Several guys always had their shoes on top of the lockers in Atlantis. While I was getting undressed, I saw some guy come into the locker room, take a pair of shoes off the top of one of the lockers, walk over to the big window, open the window, throw the shoes out, and close the window again.
I suppose he thought that was funny, but imagine the guy who owned the shoes when he discovers they are missing. THAT is the definition of the onset of panic!
I was close to the same feeling when I took one of those rental Smart cars and could not get in started in the Atlantis parking lot. The darn ADAC had to come and help me. The guy just could not stop smirking.
Ok, for me it was just a rental car in a foreign country. But imagine this happens to you as a German, possibly from the same town, who just went over for a quickie, and his wife Waltraut is waiting for him at home. The guy from the ADAC is probably in the same Kegelclub and recognizes him ... Could be interesting.
[QUOTE=Marlow]Loved her fur boots and told her to keep them on.[/QUOTE]
Thanks Marlow, just envisioning that scene gave me the laugh of today..
[QUOTE=Euro100]I have witnesses shoe snatching! Several guys always had their shoes on top of the lockers in Atlantis. While I was getting undressed, I saw some guy come into the locker room, take a pair of shoes off the top of one of the lockers, walk over to the big window, open the window, throw the shoes out, and close the window again.
I suppose he thought that was funny, but imagine the guy who owned the shoes when he discovers they are missing. THAT is the definition of the onset of panic![/QUOTE]
... as I can picture that Atlantis locker room and those windows which you could indeed open and throw objects out of.
That place was kind of the start of the arms race with the over the top facilities: the pool, the sauna and steambath.
I also remember clearly meeting an American woman who worked there.
I was sitting on one of those couches in the middle section and she comes by from behind and starts running her hand through my hair. She spoke German but she had an accent. And then I realized she was an American and she realized I spoke English too. That was a genuine surprise. I forget her name though.
The last time I was there was in the fall of 03 and it was clear that something was in the air and it was going through the tubes.
The selection was awful. You know when a club is on its way out when the Thekenfrau, who is the only one who is fully dressed, makes you turn your head every time she walks by to pick up empty glasses and to clean ashtrays.
[QUOTE=Marlow]I had a couple of good sessions with a bouncy redhead whose name escapes me. Loved her fur boots and told her to keep them on. QUOTE]
..would be Mina, she of the pierced upper lip
if you pronounce her name in english it is also the same name given to an indian bird that mimics human speech to an uncanny degree. mina certainly never stopped talking, but then she says the greatest things. if you like athletic not in the flo jo sense but the stripped down racer then mina with her small breasts (okay non-existent!) lithe legs and flat board of a stomach is the girlie for you.
Has anyone info if there is beer available at Bernd's fkk?
I know it's possible to have a beer or Champagne at the Palace but I would like to pay a visit to Bernd's and I want to be sure.
Thanks in advance!
Alex
[QUOTE=Alejandro66]Has anyone info if there is beer available at Bernd's fkk?
I know it's possible to have a beer or Champagne at the Palace but I would like to pay a visit to Bernd's and I want to be sure.
Thanks in advance!
Alex[/QUOTE]
Of course, beer is available at Bernds
Thanks Stano!
Alex
I don't want to be a downer but........I have seen more times than I thought necessary at Bernds late in the evening, men slumped over asleep. Why? they are dead drunk. A sex club is not really the place for winos to kip. It is an embarrassment to see the girls eventually drag a guy to his feet and help him out of the door to the taxi they ordered for him. would advise keeping the sex content high and the booze intake low.
5th visit in 4 months, qualifies me as a regular, and even the women that I've never "done" greet me like I'm a long-lost lover. Sadly, this is my last trip to DE until long after the holidays, and my Bernd's longing will have to wait awhile.The Caribbean Princess even asked me why it took me 3 weeks to come back when I had said that I would be back in 2 weeks.
Full lineup at hand: Agatha, Anna, Babsi, Ina, Janey, Jessi, Katja, Leila, Marcella, Mara, Michelle, Mina, Nina, Patrizia (new girl introduced that night; black hair, medium build, 32B, sat with her legs closed and covered by towel most of the time), Princess, Rita, Sabrina, Sandi, Svinja, Tanya, Tatiana and a tall, skinny, 40-ish woman whom I have not seen before.
Began with Janey who is sweet and shy, followed by a long session with Leila, who is amazingly wild and sexy, and a 2 hour session with Princess which was mind-boggling and life-changing and left me totally wiped out. I had brought her a small pocket rocket vibrator for Xmas and it was a big hit, so much so that in the midst of my session with Princess in the room just off the locker room whose door doesn't lock, we were making so much noise that we had a steady stream of women visitors, some who stayed for awhile. Good thing that I had a long flight to the Middle East that night.
4 observations:
1) In light of the recent discussion here re Creampie- I did some onsite research and asked 5 of the women including 2 with whom I am friendly with and who are really honest with me, and they said that if it happened it is on girl's perogative and only with a long-time regular. It's not on the menu and probably only on offer with the long-time operatives.
2) Sitting on the couch upstairs cuddling with Princess with Marcella on my right and Svinja to her right, this large, fat, 70 year old guy comes and sits between Marcella and svinja, and begins the Bernd's couch dance with Svinja. About 10 minutes pass and he invites Marcella to join from the other side. The 3 of them go off to the room. Later Marcella stops in to visit Princess and I in the midst of our session (damn that unlockable door) and when we asked how the session with the older fat guy was and did he manage to pop, she tells us that the guy came twice. As Marlow has pointed out - the elixir of life is in the wasser mit gaz at Bernd's.
3) The Movie of the Day featured on the upstairs screen was a "Day of the Dildo" No, actually it was showing a bunch of guys visting a Sauna Club. I was in the middle of talking with Janey and Jessi when I glanced at the screen and recognized the room that they were filming in. Unfortunately, I have been in too many clubs to remember where it was. When the scene changed they showed the entrance to Park Schloss Dali, which I last visited about 4 years ago. Surreal scene- sitting in FKK, surrounded by naked FKK women, and watching a movie filmed at a competing FKK.
4) Met a Canadian guy and his German colleague- The Canadian said that they had been at Calligula but left because the entrance fee was 175 Euro and each session afterwards was 75 Euro. Can that be?
Luckily, I'll have many Kodak moments to revert back to over the next few weeks, dreaming of a Bernd's Christmas.
[QUOTE=Stano]Of course, beer is available at Bernds[/QUOTE]Bottles of the very excellent Koln brewed,Fruh Kolsch are available in Bernds, but has been stated, beer and fkk clubs,dont really go together.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]4) Met a Canadian guy and his German colleague- The Canadian said that they had been at Calligula but left because the entrance fee was 175 Euro and each session afterwards was 75 Euro. Can that be?[/QUOTE]
That scene of watching a video of another FKK club while sitting in another one (and not just any club but one of the best in the country) is just totally surreal. How were the video's production values?
Let me do some research on Calygula (down the road literally from Bernds) and its current Eintrittpreispolitik.
Last I checked on the RF it had been renamed Steffis Waldsauna.
[quote=jackyo]that scene of watching a video of another fkk club while sitting in another one (and not just any club but one of the best in the country) is just totally surreal. how were the video's production values?
[/quote]
production values? how the f*ck would i know? it was hard enough to concentrate on getting my words straight with janey and jessi draped over me and you want me to comment on plot, lighting, and continuity? it was not a reality show - the mongers were actors (one of the men i've seen on alot of fkk kino screens) as were the sp, who by the way were fully clothed in the lounge area. also in the lounge, they only showed 1x1 interaction so there was no view of the full lounge area with a bunch of guys checking out the merchandise and women walking around shaking their goods.
still i wonder if bernd's management knew that they were showing a promotion for a competing club.
btw, according to a marlow report on another thread, the entry at steffi's is actually 25euro, while the sessions are 75 euro. if steffi's has eye candy like the canadian guy said that it does, it may make sense to stop in next time.
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]I’ve noticed that my reports about Bernd’s Club are tending to become a little repetitive, as it is consistently the best club I know, but long may it continue!
Kingwenslas[/QUOTE]
Just saw this great report of yours, and I have noticed the same about my Bernds' reports. The quandary - report or not report after each visit. To avoid the repetitive "did that again", I only report when something out of the ordinary occurs or there is a change from a club's normative state for better or for worse.
I also share in your salutation - Long may Bernd's maintain its consistency!
[quote=iseeu]production values? how the f*ck would i know? it was hard enough to concentrate on getting my words straight with janey and jessi draped over me and you want me to comment on plot, lighting, and continuity? it was not a reality show - the mongers were actors (one of the men i've seen on alot of fkk kino screens) as were the sp, who by the way were fully clothed in the lounge area. also in the lounge, they only showed 1x1 interaction so there was no view of the full lounge area with a bunch of guys checking out the merchandise and women walking around shaking their goods. [/quote]
i only asked because i know i wouldn't have been able concentrate either... as a girlfriend puts it to me, i am one of those guys who can only do one thing at a time.
as she never ceases to remind me, women are the superior sex as a) they can multi-task, b) they are multi-orgasmic.
man, i need to get out there soon...
Is anybody going tomorrow (Thursday, 21th) to Bernd's.
I will be there from 2.00 PM...
I hope to meet someone from ISG.info!
Regards
Alex
Hiya Gents,
I am 90% certain to be in the 'Hof' tomorrow - Wednesday 17 January 2007 - between 3pm and 9pm (ish). If any members are in say hello - I will be the English guy with the 'military' style haircut and a tattoo of a famous English football team on my upper right arm.
I haven't been to Bernds for a month or so now - has anyone been since Xmas? What is the line up like at present?
I'm also looking to have a bit of 'Anal' with one of the girls - do any regulars know which of the Hof girls provide this service and any recommendations?
For the record I have been to the Hof 3 times now - on my first visit bumped into King Wenslas and Cunning1 and we had a good chat and drink - my favourite girls there (in no particular order) are:
* Princess.
* Mara.
* Martella.
* Svenja.
All of the above give a 1st class service!! :-)
Bis Spater,
Soldier Boy
[QUOTE=Soldier Boy]I'm also looking to have a bit of 'Anal' with one of the girls - do any regulars know which of the Hof girls provide this service and any recommendations?
[/QUOTE]If you already have been with the dutch Mara, try her again on this topic.
Otherwise, Soldier Boy, take viagra blue, drink redbull and go for an exhausting ride with Brandy over the Hof battlegrounds!
[QUOTE=Soldier Boy]Hiya Gents,
I am 90% certain to be in the 'Hof' tomorrow - Wednesday 17 January 2007 - between 3pm and 9pm (ish).Bis Spater,
Soldier Boy[/QUOTE]
Well Soldier Boy, I'm 100% certain to be in the 'Hof' tomorrow - Wednesday 17th. I'll say hello and I guess we had better be prepared for a thorough "short arm" inspection from the ladies.
This was the 4th club that I visited during a 3 day trip to NRW and FRA. I visited Cocoon and Beverly the previous day and Steffi's Waldsauna on my way to Bernd's.
Bernd's has become my home club, which is not easy living in Florida, but I've been back now 6 times since the summer, and I feel a little like Norm in Cheers - everyone knows my name...
Lineup was still suffering from holiday vacationers: Agatha, Bianca (new girl), Brandy, Didem, Ina, Janey, Katja, Lina, Mara, Michaela, Michelle, Nina, Princess, Rita, Sabrina, Svinja, Tanya, Tatiana+ the Sandra the masseuse. Princess, my regular girl these last few months, was really busy all day and night but we arranged that we would meet for the last sessions of the day.
I specifically planned a Weds. visit to be able to enjoy Sandra, the erotic masseuse. Skinny, 30-something blonde with A- cups. In the massage room she takes off her top and give the back massage topless, climbing on the table, paying attention to the ass and perineum. On the flip side she turns her attention to iseeu jr., and begins a great BBBJ while encouraging fingering her beautiful pussy. I believed that it would end right there with CIM, but she climbed right on the table and brought her sopping pussy over my face while continuing the BBBJ. After a while, she asks if I want CIM or in her muschi with gummi. I chose the latter and she rode me reverse cowgirl right there on the table. Amazing, hot experience with a really sweet person.
After a sauna and relaxing, I asked Didem to join me. She's been in the club for a few months now, but this is the first time that were there at the same time. Well- porportioned, dirty blonde hair in pigtail, nice smile, B-cups. We talked first at the downstairs bar, then moved to the small downstairs couch. One thing led to another and after clearing the other people off of the couch we ended up going at it right there on the couch, cowgirl and then doggie style with everyone downstairs enjoying the show. For the cumshot, I pulled out, she ripped the condom off and took me in her mouth, taking every drop...Wow, right there on the couch
There was a group of 5 guys- 3 French and 2 from Germany who were having a great time ordering champagne and laughing amongst themselves. After dinnertime they took a new bottle of champagne and 4 women (Sabrina, Brandy, Bianca and Princess) into the kino room. Eventually, with Brandy and Sabrina on the bed servicing 3 of the guys and Princess and Bianca on the facing couch with the 2 others and everyone in the downstairs avidly watching through the window, a group orgy developed with Brandy superstar getting anal and screaming her lungs out. What a show and it sure beat the lame movie (Yes, the same one that was filmed in Park Schloss Dali )on the screen over their heads. began Bianca the new girl, was sitting very primly on the couch and watching when Princess, sunk down onto her knees and to rug munch. Eventually, Bianca asked to move with the guy that she was servicing into a private room.
It was such a hot scene that everyone was standing and watching through the window and commenting on particular acts/positions. A very overweight German guy was so affected that he asked Didem to jerk him off while they watched. To get a better angle, they just walked into the kino and made place for themselves on the couch.
Brandy and Sabrina ended up spending the entire evening and night with those guys.
Managed to get some time with Mara, who I have not been with in many months. Terrific intelligent, sexy woman who is always busy and has I believe become the biggest money maker at the Hof. Great active session, she gives an awesome Bj and rimming and afterwards she quizzed me at length about the little toy that I brought last time for Princess. I think that she was jealous...
Met a monger who lives in Germany and reads both RF and ISG. He gets to a lot of clubs as he works around Germany, but doen't report, although he has read our reports about Hof and other clubs.
Patience finally paid off and Princess and I spent the last 1.5 hours exploiting the last frontiers... She is amazing, hot wild, fun, adventurous, fabulous ass, breasts, eyes and muschi and a great, smart person besides.
In comparing Bernd's with 2 other "small" FKK clubs, that I visited this week i.e. Cocoon and Steffi's, it's clear that there's something special happening there that the other clubs can only hope to achieve. That orgy scene in the kino with Brandy and Sabrina screams was unforgettable and a scene like this could never happen in any other FKK- only Bernd's. I love this place...
To Iseeu
When the big hitters come to town all the girls love it.....so what was the damage financially?
[QUOTE=Marlow]To Iseeu
When the big hitters come to town all the girls love it.....so what was the damage financially?[/QUOTE]
in my mental health not financial damage.
Entry: 70 Euro
At Exit: 275 Euro calculated as 75 for Sandra (massage + session), 50 for Didem, 50 for Mara and 100 for Princess.
Best investment that I can think of.
njoy.
[QUOTE=Soldier Boy]Hiya Gents,
I am 90% certain to be in the 'Hof' tomorrow - Wednesday 17 January 2007 - between 3pm and 9pm (ish). If any members are in say hello - I will be the English guy with the 'military' style haircut and a tattoo of a famous English football team on my upper right arm.
I haven't been to Bernds for a month or so now - has anyone been since Xmas? What is the line up like at present?
I'm also looking to have a bit of 'Anal' with one of the girls - do any regulars know which of the Hof girls provide this service and any recommendations?
For the record I have been to the Hof 3 times now - on my first visit bumped into King Wenslas and Cunning1 and we had a good chat and drink - my favourite girls there (in no particular order) are:
* Princess.
* Mara.
* Martella.
* Svenja.
All of the above give a 1st class service!! :-)
Bis Spater,
Soldier Boy[/QUOTE]Hey, it's the American smoker from Wednesday night at Bernds! Who was your last session with? The drive back kinda was shitty, it rained the entire way but at least no fog!
You are SO lucky you live in Europe. Will you adopt me?
Last Tuesday I visited Bernds with a dozen fellow Dutch/Flemish local forum members. [b]Attending 16 girls: Rita, Brandy, Monica, Leila, Michelle, Mara, Katja, Jenny, Agatha, Princess, Marcella, Tatjana and (quite) new girls Didem, Bianca, Patrizia and Michaela.[/b]
For a Tuesday it was pretty busy, especially from 4 till 8 PM, but over the day we all had our sessions with the girls we preferred.
I had 2 excellent sessions, with Princess in the afternoon and Didem at night:
Princess: African-French, brownish curly long hair, 23, 5.3/1.60, body size-2/34, C-silicones, speaks English/German/French.
Service: super DFK, DATY, tight IC, super BBBJ, DT and CIM. No doubt that Princess ranks among the very best girls at Bernds ;).
Didem: German-Turkish, blonde hair in pony tail, 22, 5.7/1.70, body size 4/36, B-cups, speaks German and some English.
Service: super DFK, DATY, tight IC, super BBBJ, DT and CIM. Didem is fairly new at Bernds but already ranks among the top girls :).
Some friends had excellent sessions with Marcella: Czech, brown hair, 24, 5.5/1.65, body size 4-6/38, C-cups, speaks German.
Service: super DFK, DATY, IC, super BBBJ, DT and CIM. Very outgoing and spontaneous, Marcella's service is in high demand ;).
I also heard good reports about fairly new girls Tatjana, Bianca and Michaela.
Most other attending girls are already well described on this forum.
Gameless, how about posting your experiences at Bernds. Quoting an entire post just to say "hey its me" doesnt help anyone on this board.
Twelve dutchmen in Bernds at once! This give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'going Dutch'! You must have given all those aged German businessmen who totter around Bernds as if they own the place a terrible shock. Glad someone has shown the indiginous race what enjoyment really means.
Was actually directed for soldierboy.
[QUOTE=Breadman]Gameless, how about posting your experiences at Bernds. Quoting an entire post just to say "hey its me" doesnt help anyone on this board.[/QUOTE]
If you would share your newbie perspective from your posting on MERB, we'd all be interested.
Yes, I post there and post here too.
Arrived at the Hof on Wednesday which I assume was clean-up day after the Orange horde from Holland swept through.
Must have been chaos as the damage report included: Marcella absent -"too tired" said Connie, Agatha absent - AWOL said an unhappy Connie - we don't know where she is. Babsi behind the bar in civilian clothes for a couple of hours after visiting an eye Doctor who advised her not to work - "had something poke her in the eye" and was having Laser treatment :-)) Missing from the ISG line-up was Ortos who was caught up in servicing the FKK girls in Frankfurt and so was given a pass. Next time Mr. O.
It was Mara's birthday - so she had a light day of drinking and socialising rather than working too much - enjoyed a number of gifts form the girls and guests. Left early at 8:00 for a birthday dinner. She too was on my first time to do list - but in the Birthday spirit we chatted during the afternoon and we agreed that we would consumate our relationship on a later date - what a gentleman I am.
Marcella and Babsi were also on my first time to do list - so that blew those two off - thanks Holland !!!
I will report a bit later on my visit which was successful in clearing away the new year cobwebs. Nice to meet some other ISG'ers - Soldier Boy, Clomonger - who flew in that day from Western USA and still managed to perform himself up to Hof and ISG standards - well done, and the now named Gameless Dork. Great afternoon/evening Gentlemen. We had enough for an English table and all enjoyed themslves. I have told Soldier Boy that I would not write too much on the day and so encouraged him to do a FR - he too enjoyed himself very much.
Did I mention his wish to finish the evening by taking me along for a session of Double Penetration with the lovely Jenny ? It is nice that ISG'ers are not perverts.
Main actor for me was the lovely Anja who was also on my first time to do list. Outstanding multiple sessions with her and little Excess was totally drained and showed signs of wear and tear from the very aggressive and reciprocated sex that he got up to with Anja. Followed by Michaella and Patricia to complete the day's dance card.
The birthday drinks began to kick-in early evening and Brandi proceeded to carry on again and posted new highs even for her of delightfully disgraceful behaviour. Think further BBBJs, Anal Rimming and doing Princess on the couches, having a guest up on the top of the couches screaming for more from Brandi blowing him until his forehead nearly caved in alternating with Princess who the guest called in to reinforce Brandi, then instructing Brandi and Pricess to alternate DFK with each other ( he didn't have to ask Brandi twice), then BBBJ on him and DFK on him. The Trooper finally limped off with both Brandi and Princess in tow to a room for more of the same Troika. An early candidate for the ISG Ironman of the year Award.
Later, Tatiana calling everyone over to observe Brandi with a guest through the window doing a torrid licking and rimming session both ways on the couch in the room with Brandi totally upside down on his lap while grazing herself from below - prearranged by Brandy with Tatiana of course who knew it was going to be a memorable session and wanted witnesses to the fact.
As well Svenja during a good session with one of our little band got into a discussion about the elderly gentlemen who seem to frequent the 'Hof. Svenja proudly said that the oldest guest that she had serviced and who popped was ... wait for it.... 91 years young!!! Gott love that Boy. Who says that there isn't a Fountain of Youth ? It is in the cellar at Bernd's.
Another Ho-Hum day at the Hof.
God knows what it would have been like if the Holland Battalion had not blitzed the girls before hand and slowed things down.
Later.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]If you would share your newbie perspective from your posting on MERB, we'd all be interested.
Yes, I post there and post here too.[/QUOTE]Well, I went on Monday and Wednesday of the past week. Was very shocking at first. My first choice was Meena, she's very attractive, but she was a bad decision for my first. She wasn't very accepting of me as a newbie, and asked "why are you even here? ", and that was a pretty negative experience. I then sat next to Jenny next, and we spoke for a little bit, in german/english. Had a great session with her. She's so tiny. My third and last session on Monday was with Princess. She was great too.
I took Tuesday off, then came back on Wednesday. I immediately saw Jenny and talked to her again, but entirely in German this time. I think we were talking about greek food and how I've never had fish before. We had a session because I had enjoyed her a lot. When I had finished, she kept on saying "wettbewerb" which if my recollection from school is right, she was meaning to say that I won a competition of. Err. You know. I just give my apologies to anyone else who used the bed later.
On Monday I had wanted to see Mara and Svenya, but they were always Busy. It was Mara's be-day on Wednesday, and Soldierboy was there and we had been talking for a while and I told him how I wanted to see her, but I was kinda shy and she was always busy. But he told her I wanted to talk to her. Ironic, because she spoke English, that I didn't have as much to say to her. I kind of have an easier time with a language barrier. Anyways, had a really nice session with her. I hope she had a nice be-day dinner, I felt kinda bad that she was there on her birthday. That's not a way I would want to spend my birthday if I were female.
I then wanted to see Svenya, but she was always talking to some guy, and he was sitting close to her on the couch. But I couldn't tell if she was engaged with him or just talking, so I asked in german if she was free, and she said yes, that she was just having a conversation. I think Svenya was the only one I made out with on the couch. She's a great kisser. Had a really nice session with her, and we only spoke german, well, I more or less tried, and was talking to her about soup, and we both like the same kind.
I'm not at all sure who is my favorite, they all have such great attributes.
Things were in full operation on Friday. Babsi was absent and I was wondering about her being gone. The day started off good with a reasonable number of guests.
I got a very nice massage (massage only) from ____ (and I hate to admit, I forgot her name). She has nicely fixed up brown hair with a nice smile, a student in Koeln so working just three days per week. The massage was 25€. She spoke reasonable english. I didn't ask her if she did FS.
There were a couple of new girls there. One girl about 20-22 with a fantastic figure. Sat all day on the upstairs couch and stared at the floor. A couple of times she got up to welcome someone but the rest of the day she just sat. I felt so sorry for her that I was tempted to talk to her. My German is not up to starting a conversation so she just sat.
I went twice with Monica from Hungary. She was fantastic as always. We had some great sessions last summer and these were even better.
Now that I find out about the Dutch attack on Hof I can understand why the bar lady upstairs was so gruff. She might have thought I was Dutch. I just assumed that she was alway mad.
By about 19:00 the crowd had grown to almost standing room only. This place does have a special atmosphere. Must be the combination of dingy carpet, dingy sofas, cramped quarters and FANTASTIC SERVICE from the girls. They all seem to get along well and keep the place exciting.
[QUOTE=Excess]God knows what it would have been like if the Holland Battalion had not blitzed the girls before hand and slowed things down.[/QUOTE]Oops, didn't know the impact was that big ;).
Babsi wasn't present that Tuesday, so something else must have poked her in the eye ;).
Without mentioning names the German boards have remarked that the new girl at Bernds has not, to put it politely, learned the ropes. Bernds is a tough competitive place to work for a girl and trying to get away with 'sex-lite' which a girl can do at other FKK clubs is impossible at Bernds. I doubt that the newbie will stay much longer if she finds the Bernds way of doing things too much of a challenge. The management were so knocked over by the Dutch (or pissed!) that the legend now grows to there being not a dozen but 18 of them. But then the Dutch have a lot of practice at playtime - have you seen how short their working day is?!
[QUOTE=Marlow] . The management were so knocked over by the Dutch (or pissed!) that the legend now grows to there being not a dozen but 18 of them. But then the Dutch have a lot of practice at playtime - have you seen how short their working day is?![/QUOTE]
Marlow, dont quite follow what your getting at.
[QUOTE=Marlow]Without mentioning names the German boards have remarked that the new girl at Bernds has not, to put it politely, learned the ropes. Bernds is a tough competitive place to work for a girl and trying to get away with 'sex-lite' which a girl can do at other FKK clubs is impossible at Bernds. I doubt that the newbie will stay much longer if she finds the Bernds way of doing things too much of a challenge.[/QUOTE]
During the orgy that I witnessed, the new girl Bianca, was one of the girls in the room. While all hell was going on around her, across from her and next to her, she just sat there with her legs crossed, hands in her lap, not even touching the guy she was supposedly entertaining. At some point, Princess was goaded and began going down on her, but that didn't seem to melt the ice either. Eventually, she stood up and went with her charge into a more private room.
I can imagine that going into the Bernd's environment as a new employee, without a strong streak of nymphomania, or previous FKK experience, is probably disconcerting. In the last 6 months, I've seen 6 or 7 new women introduced; Diana, Lina, Didem, Patrizia, Michaela, Bianca. It will be interesting to track who has staying power.
I mean that the Dutch gang of 12 did the work of 18 men. Also you Yanks work a great deal harder and longer (at work I mean) than western Europeans. Dutch for example have a short working week and anything up to six week hols a year. These guys are always on holiday!
[QUOTE=Iseeu]In the last 6 months, I've seen 6 or 7 new women introduced; Diana, Lina, Didem, Patrizia, Michaela, Bianca. It will be interesting to track who has staying power.[/QUOTE]Judging by last Tuesday, Didem and Michaela did quite well.
They could well be staying longer and be succesful at Bernds :).
I think I know who you are talking about, I see her on Wednesday. She looked very miserable, but either I or soldier boy were going to go up to her. He eventually did and said she was great and was German and spoke good English.
[QUOTE=Fly Bob]Things were in full operation on Friday. Babsi was absent and I was wondering about her being gone. The day started off good with a reasonable number of guests.
I got a very nice massage (massage only) from ____ (and I hate to admit, I forgot her name). She has nicely fixed up brown hair with a nice smile, a student in Koeln so working just three days per week. The massage was 25€. She spoke reasonable english. I didn't ask her if she did FS.
There were a couple of new girls there. One girl about 20-22 with a fantastic figure. Sat all day on the upstairs couch and stared at the floor. A couple of times she got up to welcome someone but the rest of the day she just sat. I felt so sorry for her that I was tempted to talk to her. My German is not up to starting a conversation so she just sat.
I went twice with Monica from Hungary. She was fantastic as always. We had some great sessions last summer and these were even better.
Now that I find out about the Dutch attack on Hof I can understand why the bar lady upstairs was so gruff. She might have thought I was Dutch. I just assumed that she was alway mad.
By about 19:00 the crowd had grown to almost standing room only. This place does have a special atmosphere. Must be the combination of dingy carpet, dingy sofas, cramped quarters and FANTASTIC SERVICE from the girls. They all seem to get along well and keep the place exciting.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gameless Dork]I think I know who you are talking about, I see her on Wednesday. She looked very miserable, but either I or soldier boy were going to go up to her. He eventually did and said she was great and was German and spoke good English.[/QUOTE]
This is the perfect example of what not to do. Gameless here quotes an entire post and makes a comment saying he know's who Fly Bob is talking about...but if you read Fly Bob's entire post he touch's upon several subjects.
The correct quote would just include this: "There were a couple of new girls there. One girl about 20-22 with a fantastic figure. Sat all day on the upstairs couch and stared at the floor. A couple of times she got up to welcome someone but the rest of the day she just sat. I felt so sorry for her that I was tempted to talk to her. My German is not up to starting a conversation so she just sat."
This is the second time in this thread (and on the same page) that he's done this...please 'edit' the quote so only the part you want to answer is highlighted.
This was the first Friday I've been to the Hof where it wasn't packed. I was actually met at the door by a naked woman rather than by the bartender. Due to the many reports on a session with Brandy being a wild ride, I found her downstairs and sat next to her. I knew who she was because of the way they pay the girls as a customer leaves. I'm suprised my ears aren't still ringing from the bartender yelling girls names down the stairs. Anyway, I sit next to her and say, "Hi Brandy." She turns and looks at me. She has a confused look on her face as she stares at me and then tells me, doesn't ask me, that she's never been with me before. Now she looks pissed off. She asks, "How do you know me? From the Internet? I hate it when people read things about me and then expect me to do ..." The moral of this story is that what a regular can get and what a first timer can get are two very different things. Once in the room, she was very good with extreme DFK and multiple positions ending with CIM. However, she did not swallow as some have indicated and anal seems to be reserved for people who have had multiple sessions with her. Just because someone else claims to have received some service, don't start demanding it. "Hi Brandy" was enough for me to get an earfull.
On a brighter note, those red dots have finally cleared up on Marcella. She seems to have a few screws loose but her couch sessions are a show not to be missed.
[QUOTE=Fats]Due to the many reports on a session with Brandy being a wild ride, I found her downstairs and sat next to her. ..." The moral of this story is that what a regular can get and what a first timer can get are two very different things.[/QUOTE]You really think, a girl will perform better when you tell her that you have been reading about her in one these sex forum in the internet? Or you think, you know much about her, when you read about her, what she did with other guys? It doesn't matter how much time you spent in front of the computer reading about her and her sessions with others guys, for her it is the first time that she meets you!
Just imagine, how would you feel, when a woman would tell you in the first meeting, that she knows a lot about your likes and dislikes in your sexlife (with your last ten girlfriends)?
Don't forget, most of these women like to work in clubs because they have complete control over the men, the conditions for pay sex and what is going on in the room! If you tell them too much about what you know of them from the internet, they will feel very uncomfortable, because you disturb their "role".
So far, I have been three times in the room with Brandy. Everytime it was completely different!
If you are a first timer, you are lucky, because in principal everything is still open and anything can happen, a completely new experience is waiting for you! If you are willing to pay and open to let it happen! And you have to build up sort of a relationship to this woman too when you meet her the first time and in your first session. So you better take your time.
If you come with a lot of expectations and you compare every minute of your session with what you did read beforehand what she did with other guys, you are a fool! All of your expectations are hindering you massively from making a good experience with her!
I would say, the moral of this story is: you are meeting a female human being, not a usable fucking machine according to your expectations. Even in pay sex business you have to build up good business relationships to obtain best service!
I think Fats has a fair point and I think Brandy's reaction was unprofessional. Okay she hates to read what she does with men. Why is that I wonder? If what is said is true and not exaggerated for the benefit of the girl then she should be happy that her prowess is widely regarded. And furthermore she should be prepared to give even a first-timer the same treatment she gives her regulars. There is no performance related pay structure in the sex business as far as I know - perhaps following Fats experience and Nick's defence of Brandy's attitude there should be. For Brandy to do anal and CIM only to those who pay into to 'favour bank' shows a deal of cynicism on her part. Comparing Fats admission of prior knowledge to sex in the real world is not comparing like with like. I'd be quite flattered if a girl knew what I liked and didn't like, I would not regard it as sneaky behaviour behind my back as Nick seems to imply is the reason Brandy gave Fats the brush off. Fats has every right to mention this to Ralph the owner of Bernds on their website. He'd pretty quickly tell girls to stop having A and B list clients.
So my advice to Fats is don't feel you are a second class citizen here, having to doff your forlock to your elders. Brandy is in the pay sex business and is expected to come across with the goods, everything else is bullshit.
[QUOTE=Hollandmale]Judging by last Tuesday, Didem and Michaela did quite well.
They could well be staying longer and be succesful at Bernds :).[/QUOTE]
The talk around Bernd's during my visit was more from the girls' talking about the staying power of ISG members. I seem to remember the word "Awesome" being used. Must have been referring to current posters of course. :-))))
With reference to Bianca - agree she is not yet comfortable with the Bernd's public no holds barred performance expected. One of the members did give her a go - she told him that she was ........ 18. :-((
Was working briefly in Dusseldorf area but left since she felt it was too dirty in the rooms.
The correct answer in every situation at a FKK/Bordel - I am almost always asked like others are - Been here before ? - How did you find out about this place? etc etc
The answer is Always, Always, Always the same - "A friend was here and told me that I should come" The less "Internet talk" the better for both the girls and we honorable (sic) members.
''answer is Always, Always, Always the same - "A friend was here and told me that I should come" The less "Internet talk" the better for both the girls and we honorable (sic) members.''
Is it? If so why? why for example are we telling others how to behave? It comes across as very snotty-nosed, head prefect, school boss, kind of way to say there is a correct way to behave. Why the less Internet talk the better? What are we trying to achieve here? The girls read the German boards for one, so do their 'boyfriends' and club bosses. Why pretend? Sorry, but this is close to being the coy maiden routine. There are many such forums as this in German, so for a bunch of anglo-saxons to start denying they read sex forums or even (God forbid) write for them is a bit silly. How is one then to answer the next question 'you don't read the Internationalsexguide forum, then?'
Either you have to admit you are not telling the truth or something like this will happen - 'Oh, who me? Good heavens no. What's that again, the international what did you say?'
It is a fact that the German boards endenger self-promotion. Guys visit clubs and let it be known they write for a forum. The deal here is that they garner themselves better attention in return for 'promo-ing' the girl. On the Freiclub subcription only forum ( seriously top flight girls only) they list their 'testers' so the girls know who is calling. The Rheinforum endlessly promotes Samya and Traumparadies to the point where the moderators are tearing their hair out about it.
[QUOTE=Marlow]There is no performance related pay structure in the sex business as far as I know - perhaps following Fats experience and Nick's defence of Brandy's attitude there should be. For Brandy to do anal and CIM only to those who pay into to 'favour bank' shows a deal of cynicism on her part.[/QUOTE]Don't expect to get everything for 50 euro only! As far as I understood Fats, she did CIM, but didn't swallow the juice, who wants to blame her for that?
If you are willing to pay and, if she is in the mood, Brandy will do anal. It will cost you extra money, o.k.? But she determines, if she wants it or not, o.k.?
As far as I experienced it, a half hour session (30-40 minutes) and anal sums up to two "programs" (100 Euro).
[QUOTE=Fats] Anyway, I sit next to her and say, "Hi Brandy." She turns and looks at me. She has a confused look on her face as she stares at me and then tells me, doesn't ask me, that she's never been with me before. Now she looks pissed off. She asks, "How do you know me? From the Internet? I hate it when people read things about me and then expect me to do ..." The moral of this story is that what a regular can get and what a first timer can get are two very different things..[/QUOTE]
I visit Bernd's regularly, and I know all of the girl's names and can repeat the lineup alphabetically in my sleep, but each time I approach a girl whom I have not spoken to before and/or have not been with, I introduce myself and act dumb and ask her name, where she's from etc. It opens a comfort level.
If you approach a girl and already know her name although she has never seen you or spoken to you before, she understands that you're working from a list and have some preconceived notion of who she is and what she's like. I'm not saying that this was the case with you but that's what she thinks. Of course, she'll feel uncomfortable- so would you if the shoe was on the other foot.
Actually, the moral of this story is "Be smart and think with your brain not your penis." You acted naturally and made an honest mistake, but remember the psychology of this. If Brandy feels comfortable with you, she'll allow herself to let go and give you a wanton, no holds barred experience which is way over and beyond what she does in a standard session. The reports that you read about Brandy are from sessions like those. So why screw up your chances, by making her feel self-conscious during her time with you.
[QUOTE=Fats] However, she did not swallow as some have indicated and anal seems to be reserved for people who have had multiple sessions with her. Just because someone else claims to have received some service, don't start demanding it.[/QUOTE]
While CIM is a basic service at the HOF, anal isn't. CIM- does not mean swallowing. Once in the mouth most of the girls will spit it out into a tissue or towel. Both are done by the girl based on her comfort level with the customer which can be based on her perception if the guy is being nice or his level of cleanliness or even, with anal, the size of his member.
Remember, although we're paying, and although we make the decision whether or not a transaction will occur, the girls are really the ones in charge since as good as we think that we are at it, they have the tools and experience to really know who's good at it and with whom they can/should go the extra mile and/or loose additional layers of inhibitions.
[QUOTE=Marlow]''answer is Always, Always, Always the same - "A friend was here and told me that I should come" The less "Internet talk" the better for both the girls and we honorable (sic) members.''
Is it? If so why? why for example are we telling others how to behave? It comes across as very snotty-nosed, head prefect, school boss, kind of way to say there is a correct way to behave. Why the less Internet talk the better? What are we trying to achieve here? The girls read the German boards for one, so do their 'boyfriends' and club bosses. Why pretend? Sorry, but this is close to being the coy maiden routine. There are many such forums as this in German, so for a bunch of anglo-saxons to start denying they read sex forums or even (God forbid) write for them is a bit silly. How is one then to answer the next question 'you don't read the Internationalsexguide forum, then?'
Either you have to admit you are not telling the truth or something like this will happen - 'Oh, who me? Good heavens no. What's that again, the international what did you say?'
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Take it easy...
I have found in clubs that the less internet talk the better. I know that some of the girls that I've been with have read some of my posts, but I believe it's better that they don't connect my face and other body parts with my ISG call name. I prefer to be like a restaurant critic maintaining anonymity - it's the best way to get the real picture of what's going on in the kitchen, the true dining experience, and the genuine from the heart (and not ass-licking;then again in an FKK, I want ass-licking :-)) service.
If I'm asked by an SP how I heard about the club, I say "I was told by friends and looked it up on the internet". I don't tell SP that I post regularly, and I don't believe that I would get preferential treatment if I did. If you're seen regularly then you're a potential for return business, and if you build a reputation as someone who will treat a woman nicely, will be interested in her as a person, and is fun to be with, you'll get the best treatment.
As you wrote, the German guys who post on the main German language forums, don't hide who they are. They can't hide because they're regulars who come there at least weekly and perhaps even socialize outside the club with the owners. And that's why those are the guys that everyone in the club from owner to bargirl to SP will go overboard to please.
Of course you're entitled to tell them that you read the internet and post on ISG. I doubt if it will make that much of an impression.
[QUOTE=Excess]The talk around Bernd's during my visit was more from the girls' talking about the staying power of ISG members. I seem to remember the word "Awesome" being used. Must have been referring to current posters of course. :-))))
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Wow - isn't it amazing how proficiency at typing on computer keys somehow enhances the male libido and staying power.
All those hours sitting on my ass, hacking at the keyboard, with my scrotum scrunched up in my pants must have done wonders for my "awesome" sexual prowess. Since I'm sure that they must be talking about me, I have to thank you for making my day. Did wonders for my ego :-0)
I agree with Iseeu that if you are a regular then you build up a relationship with the girls and if you are fun to be with then its better for both of you. But I personally don't fool myself they therefore think of me as someone special with sensational sexual prowess. It is very tempting to believe this! Does wonders for my libido as well. They love you for spending the money. To me it is like going to the theatre or watching a great movie, or indeed as Iseeu says eating at a great restaurant. We enjoy the illusion. We know it is acting, but its very good acting. These clubs are places where we willfully suspend our disbelief. Nothing wrong in that. It would dismay a large and passionate following among my German friends to learn that one of Bernd's girls whose popularity was legion and whose performance convinced each and every one of them that the 'chemi' between them was special, was totally faking. She was fantastic at the job but faked every moment of it. it stands to reason when you work out that the take for a girl at Bernds is between six and ten clients a day, five days a week. I do know this business from the other side, and not in an amateurish fashion.
Normally when I write a post I do it directly on the website and try to keep it as short as possible. My last post may have been to short as a few people seem to have misconstrued the point I was trying to make. So here is the extended WordPerfect version.
Also in the interest of brevity, I will assume that the reader will have read my previous post and the comments from others already. While I had not had a session with Brandy before, I have talked to Brandy before, so I didn’t see anything wrong with saying “Hi Brandy” when I sat next to her. As it happens, she didn’t remember me and started to rant about guys on the internet. Her complaint was that guys read about what she did (or what someone claims she did) and then DEMAND the same level of service. I never said a single word about the internet.
For example, here are some of the reviews for Brandy-
From Hollandmale on 9/9/06:
Brandy: Tall Polish girl, long curly blond hair, 32 but looking younger, 5'9, figure size-2, nice body and B-cups. A steady Hof-girl for several years, Brandy's service is outstanding, including deepthroat BBBJ/CIM with real swallowing and anal-IC. She's very energetic and truely bisexual, so perfect for a lesbian trio which she prefers with Babsi, Mara and Anna. Solo or in a trio, be ready for a real rollercoaster ride with Brandy!
From Polar on 8-26-06:
And then we have Brandy (at Bernds) who literally complained because I had not driven my thumb hard enough into her anus. It's not always easy to know how to behave...
In response to Soldier Boy’s request: ”I'm also looking to have a bit of 'Anal' ”
Nick_The-G wrote: “take viagra blue, drink redbull and go for an exhausting ride with Brandy over the Hof battlegrounds!”
When we got to the room I asked Brandy what she liked to do and anal was not among the things she said. So I didn’t bring it up and certainly didn’t demand it because others wrote she offers anal.
As I wrote before, my session ended with a CIM and she spit it out. I didn’t ask her to swallow and didn’t expect her to swallow. I didn’t say I’ve read on the internet that you swallow, so swallow.
The point I was trying to make, the point Brandy was complaining about is that just because you read something here, don’t expect/demand the same service. In short,YMMV. From what she told me, more and more customers are demanding for what they read on this and other sites.
P.S. Nick The G–If you go back to my original post on this subject, you can read the line “”Hi Brandy" was enough for me to get an earfull.” That is ALL I said to her, “Hi Brandy” set her off. I never said a single word about the internet. Before you call someone else a fool, perhaps you should improve your reading comprehension.
[QUOTE=Nick The G]You really think, a girl will perform better when you tell her that you have been reading about her in one these sex forum in the internet? Or you think, you know much about her, when you read about her, what she did with other guys? It doesn't matter how much time you spent in front of the computer reading about her and her sessions with others guys, for her it is the first time that she meets you!
Just imagine, how would you feel, when a woman would tell you in the first meeting, that she knows a lot about your likes and dislikes in your sexlife (with your last ten girlfriends)?
Don't forget, most of these women like to work in clubs because they have complete control over the men, the conditions for pay sex and what is going on in the room! If you tell them too much about what you know of them from the internet, they will feel very uncomfortable, because you disturb their "role".
So far, I have been three times in the room with Brandy. Everytime it was completely different!
If you are a first timer, you are lucky, because in principal everything is still open and anything can happen, a completely new experience is waiting for you! If you are willing to pay and open to let it happen! And you have to build up sort of a relationship to this woman too when you meet her the first time and in your first session. So you better take your time.
If you come with a lot of expectations and you compare every minute of your session with what you did read beforehand what she did with other guys, you are a fool! All of your expectations are hindering you massively from making a good experience with her!
I would say, the moral of this story is: you are meeting a female human being, not a usable fucking machine according to your expectations. Even in pay sex business you have to build up good business relationships to obtain best service![/QUOTE]
Thanks to Fats for giving a clear and concise appraisal of a visit to Bernd's. Could it be that the truth of the matter is that Brandy is getting fed up with all the hype? That what is written about her is...er, OTT? That some of the reports here, like those on German boards, are suffering from a slight case of the 'maerchen' syndrome? Would seem to be a possibility to me.
[QUOTE=Fats]When we got to the room I asked Brandy what [B]she[/B] liked to do and anal was not among the things [B]she[/B] said. So [B]I didn’t bring it up[/B] and certainly didn’t demand it because others wrote she offers anal.
[B]I didn’t ask[/B] her to swallow....[/QUOTE]I'm sure, you're a good boy! You pay to comfort a woman, therefore you ask the woman what she wants! Perfect service attitude!
Why don't [B]you[/B] tell her [B]what you want[/B] for your money! E.g., say, I have the following fantasies (which of course are mine now!): I want deep kisses and feel your tongue everywhere, I want to fuck you in different positions including anal for about 2 hours, then please take the condom off and I would like to come in your mouth finally and I would like to see you swallow my juice with pleasure.
It's as simple as that!
And the woman (Brandy or any other) can say yes or no to (parts of) your proposal and then can tell you the price you have to pay!
Maybe I'm wrong but my impression is: your head was filled up with all these expectations but you didn't dare to say what you really wanted and now you try a bit to blame the result on the woman! You think she can read your thoughts?
My proposal: maybe next time you try it the new and maybe more direct or "aggessive" way and I would be very interested what the results are! Say directly and clearly what you want/expect from her!
My first session with Brandy lasted approx. 1,5 hours, didn't include anal (I didn't ask for it), but it was way beyond everything else I had experienced before!
[QUOTE=Fats]As I wrote before, my session ended with a CIM and she spit it out. I didn’t ask her to swallow and [B]didn’t expect her to swallow[/B].[/QUOTE]Come on, why did you mention it in your original posting then, you even compared it to the experience of others with Brandy?????
[QUOTE=Fats]I didn’t say I’ve read on the internet that you swallow, so swallow.[/QUOTE]The internet is in your head!
You were completely preoccupied with all the scrap from the internet! You can cite as many other guys (including me) from as many sex-forums as you want, it will not help you.
What I meant was: You are a fool if you suck in and accumulate/amplify all the information in your brain and believe in what has been written in these internet sex forums by others and that it will happen to you, instantaneously!
[QUOTE=Fats]Before you call someone else a fool, perhaps you should improve your reading comprehension.[/QUOTE]I promise I try!
Don't take it too seriously, our hobby is fun and illusion costing a lot of money.
On the other hand, I have no problem stating that I'm a fool myself, especially in those days now in the middle of the carneval season in Germany! (big grin)
[QUOTE=Marlow]Could it be that the truth of the matter is that Brandy is getting fed up with all the hype? That what is written about her is...er, OTT? That some of the reports here, like those on German boards, are suffering from a slight case of the 'maerchen' syndrome? Would seem to be a possibility to me.[/QUOTE]I fully support what you state here!
Always be open for a new experience and trust in your own experience. Don't compare to others, it may completely ruin the good feelings in your life!
[QUOTE=Marlow]''answer is Always, Always, Always the same - "A friend was here and told me that I should come" The less "Internet talk" the better for both the girls and we honorable (sic) members.''
Is it? If so why? why for example are we telling others how to behave? It comes across as very snotty-nosed, head prefect, school boss, kind of way to say there is a correct way to behave. Why the less Internet talk the better? ....[/QUOTE]
Marlow,
I believe that you missed the point in your reply. My point was not that full and open discussion of clubs, the girls and their service offerings shouldn't be written about and shared on Internet Boards such as this one. I certainly believe that it should.
My point was that one should never reply to a girl's question that we often hear from them that we read about them and their services on the Internet. You get the same point across by telling them that a friend visited and recommended that you visit - if it is your first time. On subsequent visits a similar story in that you have indeed been there before and if the pressed where did you hear about it ?- from a friend.
Why you ask ? 1) Female sensibilities and 2) the information is to be shared by Men who are seeking information about Women for sex and not with the Women and upset them- why should we?
Most woman who have a big ass know it. Most woman who do prefer not to be reminded of it. Most women who work in the industry know that they can be classsed at least for their time there as W****s, most woman who do prefer not to be reminded of it. Many are not particularly proud of the fact and do so for a number of reasons that in the end are only important to them.
Much of the industry thrives on perceptions. Most woman and many men prefer 'positive' rather than negative perceptions.
The Reward. Let's be selfish, one will usually find a higher level of service and willingness to please if the women are treated somewhat as normal people just as many men often like to keep their own perceptions of the surroundings and activities taking place. This includes telling them that their every activity and scoreboard is on the internet. Women are thankfully women but they do have their quirks and most are offended by this.
The Downside. Fats covered it. Brandy as reported many times - including by me is one of the most uninhibited providers known to (many) man. She truly revels in her sexuality and shares it enthousiastically. Her reaction to Fats answer states the case of female sensibilities. They all also have their moods and their own sense of privacy even if different from yours or mine. Rubbing their noses publically in the fact of the type of work that they are doing and that it is 'public knowledge' usually doesn't help in receiving the higher levels of service that we all hope for. And that is what the ISG Forum and members are all about and looking for.
Saying that I am among the first to encourage accurate reporting and cutting off below standard providers as soon as possible in the way that hurts them most immediately - in their purse. 'Nuff said.
We all very much enjoy our hobby and the information from this Forum to highten it. Enjoy by all means but the counterparty to our transactions are not unfeeling machines but people who chose a different work environment than many of us. In the Zimmer or in the wonderful case of the 'Hof on the couches - it's Voll Gaz. But let the girls keep their diginity if they wish while they are blowing your brains out - you and those who come after you will usually reap the rewards of a better session and THAT is what it is all about.
I too would wish to make the final point that I appreciate your reports and those of Fats among the rest. When at a club and meet an ISG member who has been lurking or not posting, I go out of my way to encourage them to report.
I am reminded of a very good reply from Hollandmale to a poster that commented that he would not measure up in the quality of his reporting to a new club for him after his upcoming visit as compared to several outstanding posts on the club made by Hollandmale and others.
Hollandmale replied that the Club newbie's report on his visit would be the most valuable since it would be most up to date.
The Club was Bernd's and the newbie to the Club was ehhmm... me.
Wise man that Hollandmale.
This whole explanation smacks of the kind of double standards men are good at. You are saying to me we must never tell them what we write about them because of their sensibilities about being prostitutes? Sorry but what I read tells me more about the attitude of men here, than it does of the girls themselves. In other words pretending to treat them are normal people, while behind their backs writing about them as sex objects. Some girls want to know what is written (not here because it's in English) so they can improve their technique. Like everyone they get pissed off if it sometimes isn't good. I think these typical Anglo-saxon double standards have no place in Germany, where prostitution is legal and by and large (not always) girls are not looked down on. (It is difficult to look down on someone earning 60,000 euros a year!) As Gerry MacGuire said 'show me the money'. Frankly I don't care for all this sham behaviour. The girls know very well what job they are doing and proud of it, so give up this notion they are little flowers in need of protection, they are a lot toughter that most of us men. If you have been to the Bernd's girls Christmas party in Cologne and gone on with them afterwards you will quickly be disabused of the thought that these are women ashamed of what the do for a living. But what the hell tell the girl what you like because she'll tell you what you want to hear in return. Here's another line out of a film, by Ken Russell, when a call girl says to a client who demands the truth 'which truth do you want?' I am not against people being nice to each other, but men trying to tell each other how to behave when it comes to sex - that's a bit rich.
[QUOTE=Marlow]This whole explanation smacks of the kind of double standards men are good at. You are saying to me we must never tell them what we write about them because of their sensibilities about being prostitutes? Sorry but what I read tells me more about the attitude of men here, than it does of the girls themselves.[/QUOTE]Meh,
I think you're making this a bit more complicated than it really is. IMO, it's not about looking down on prostitutes or anything like that.
Simply put: If anonymous people on a public forum on the internet were to judge, analyze and grade MY job performance, in detail, continously, on a day to day basis, then that would make me a little uncomfortable. And pretty damn pissed off.
So, to me, it's no wonder if many of the women should find forums like this annoying or disturbing or whatever. Therefore, my personal view is that it might be best if I avoid bringing unnecessary attention to the fact that I'm active on this forum.
But, hey, if you feel like starting a session by telling the girl that you later intend to write a public report card on her performance, grading her looks, technique and enthusiasm then by all means, go ahead. And good luck with that :)
Lots of interesting fireside chit-chat about Brandy the past few days, guys. She polarizes every forum.....
I must say I'm wondering just what I've got to do to meet this girl. Turned up yesterday, and again she was not there. So far as I know, but I'm pretty sure I identified even those I'd not seen before by the end. I still have no idea what she looks like. So no tantrums, no earful about forums, no anal shrieking, no head-over-heels oral gymnastics. Does she know I'm driving over?
It was still an entertaining few hours, which I utilized to get to know both Rita and Svenja for the first time. They put in excellent performances, both extremely good kissers.
Rita is a very, very pretty Belarus girl in my book, and quite a live wire in conversation. The room was very good Bernd's standard.
Svenja is no facial beauty for me, but has a body right to my taste. Literally of course. She is indeed experienced. Very fine long BBBJ hoovering and 69, plus a crunching CIM finish at the end of an hour's acrobatics. Her mouth and my dick were created together in a previous life, I am sure. I shall simply have to return to Schieferhof for regular reunions. Like space station and shuttle, it's a long way before they come together, but the dock-on will be smooth precision-perfect harmony. Was a goner after her, so called it a day on that high note.
Hi Tosc,
You know I have a softspot for Belarussian girl :D. Can you develop a little bit more on Rita? Blonde? Brunette? ... redhead ;)?
Jim
is brunette with straight shoulderlength hair. Pretty short (but to a 2 meters guy everyone is short), I would say 1,60 or something like that. Very good looking, but allthough I've been at Bernds several times now, I can not remember seeing her smile. I find that curious, especillay when you have been to the place a couple of hours and listened to Marcella...
My question to Toscana is about Ritas english skills. My german is so limited, so I have not even tried talking to her yet. Did you have an english or german conversation with her?
Yes, Jim, I know all about you and Belarussian girls. :-) Polar's description is accurate. She is slim (A/B breasts), no fat anywhere. Just nicely shaped. Really like her eyes. She's from near Minsk, and been at B's for about 18 months, I think. And as with so many Belarus girls, life has driven out the airs and graces. Definitely has her feet on the ground.
In fact I was tempted to go over to her, BECAUSE she was smiling to me, and because there was a nice bit of free sofa next to her. Space, in the rooms and on the couches downstairs, was at times at a premium. Polar, I know she has very little English at all. We spoke German. But why worry? You can always fall back on French....
Brandy is in her early thirties, has shortish light colored hair, very wide set eyes and very shall we say prominent teeth. She is thin, flexible and usually sits downstairs on the benches along the wall. She often sits rolled up like a ball, with her knees by her chin. To be honest, based on looks, she would not be the first woman there I would pick. Or the 2nd or 3rd for that matter. She will be very good in the room, but if you think Svenja is no facial beauty, compared to Brandy, Svenja is a beauty queen. That being said, if you plan to go with Brandy, be sure to get plenty of sleep the night before, take your vitamins and be prepared for the ride of your life.
A few comments after enjoying a couple of visits to Bernd's over the past week.
My first session was with Michaela, who is relatively new to Bernd's scene. Certainly no complaints there. She fits in well with the fine level of service that seems to be the norm at Bernd's. And an added plus: She is able to converse in English! One of the challenges at Bernd's for non-German speakers such as myself is finding someone with at least limited skills in English for use in that initial "getting to know you" period on the couch. At least for me, that interlude adds to the quality of the non-verbal activities that follow.
During my recovery period, I ran into Excess, Soldier Boy and the guy now known as Gameless Dork. Nothing like some conversation with fellow hobbiests over a Pils to pass the time.
During this conversation, Soldier Boy mentioned that Svenja's oral skills are quite outstanding. Actually, he used slightly different terminology to make his point, but I understood it quite clearly.
Although I was close to exhaustion at that point, there happened to be an empty space on the couch next to Svenja, which I quickly occupied (to the surprise of Soldier Boy, who was contemplating such a move himself). This slender half-German, half-Italian lady also has some English capability, after which she began to demonstrate the skills that Soldier Boy had alluded to.
Despite my feeling that I was done for the night, her mouth quickly proved that thought to be incorrect, quite a surprise for us both. Since this achievement took only a matter of minutes, she finished out the half-hour with a soothing back massage.
Some comments, then, about Bernd's in general, most of which won't be news to frequent readers of this section:
The smoke level of the place is very high. At one point, it was even necessary to open the window to air the place out a bit. It's an irritant, but at least for me, not a deal-breaker.
The warm-up period on the couch is pretty amazing. Generally speaking, chat moves on to DFK and then to BBBJ in the public areas. I found that the observation of these activities taking place with other patrons is much more stimulating than the porn flicks that are standard FKK fare.
I also liked the technique of paying at Bernd's. At the end of a session, the girl simply asks for your locker number and gives you a towel for your next shower. No money changes hands at that point.
Payment is made after you are dressed and about to leave the club. Your bill for however many sessions you've had is totalled up, you pay, and if any of your playmates are not occupied, they come up to bid you farewell.
This method separates the "payment" from the "services" by some number of minutes or maybe even hours, perhaps making it easier to fantisize that the services were provided because you were a pleasant person to be with, rather than just another paying customer. It's quite different from the other Frankfurt FKK clubs where you be the girl immediately after leaving the room.
As time permits, I'll add a few comments about getting lost in Germany in the General Information section.
[QUOTE=Fats]I was actually met at the door by a naked woman rather than by the bartender.[/QUOTE]
.. by a naked women is the standard.
Being greeted by the fully dressed bartender (or Thekenfrau) is not the standard.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Of course you're entitled to tell them that you read the internet and post on ISG. I doubt if it will make that much of an impression.[/QUOTE]
In the grand scheme of things, the women (particularly in the non-tourist oriented clubs) know that their domestic clientele are those who butter their bread.
The stray English speaking tourist who comes by once and a while is not the one who they need to impress that much.
[QUOTE=Jackyo].. by a naked women is the standard.
Being greeted by the fully dressed bartender (or Thekenfrau) is not the standard.[/QUOTE]
Being "greeted" by Connie on one of her many 'bad days' would certainly make a first-timer think twice about entering.
[QUOTE=Excess]Being "greeted" by Connie on one of her many 'bad days' would certainly make a first-timer think twice about entering.[/QUOTE]
... I know exactly what you mean!
Connie goes back a ways.
Bernds has a Weiberfasnachtparty on the 15th.
I'd never seen them do pop up ads on the RF but there it is along with one for FKK World.
Anyone going?
I wish I could but I won't be there until the week after.
For anyone interested in learning about the tradition of Fasnacht (Karneval, Mardi Gras or Fasching as it is known elsewhere):
[url]http://www.serve.com/shea/germusa/fasnet.htm[/url]
Even die Bahn has something to say about what is going on that day:
[url]http://www.bahn.de/p/view/preise/tagesfahrten/sonder_19_weiberfasnacht.shtml[/url]
I’ve been visiting Bernd’s regularly for more eight years (mainly because of the amazing service which everbody talks about – and including decent food and cold beer). But I haven’t gone for almost a year because it was I was getting a bit used to it and it was becoming a stammtische. I’ve also been lurking on this board for a few years. So I’ve been interested in the way other people have been discovering it on this board over the last year or so – I’ve often wondered why it took so long. .
By the sound of things, everything is as good as ever, so I’m thinking of going back later in the month.
Can anybody can help me with a few questions which I’ve got from reading some of the recent posts:
- Several people seem to say that CIM is part of the ‘regular’ service. Does that mean it’s not charged? In the past, some girls gave me CIM unasked, in which case it wa in the basic price, but if you asked, it was treated as a second session (EUR 50). Is it now free if you ask for it?
- Where girls will do A, is that now EUR 50 as well? Or EUR 50 plus a double session (ie EUR 150 in all)? I’ve had differing experinces on this one
- Someone mentioned that Helga the Thiekenfrau worked the floor on a Friday. Crazy! Is she there every Friday? And does she work any other days? In the past, sometimes Fridays have tailed off a bit after 10 or so – place full, girls done what they’re going to and so off home.
Thanks for any info on any of these; maybe I’ll see you later in the month – may post before I go to see if anybody else will be there.
Not all the girls do CIM (most do), but if they do, it's no extra charge in my experience.
Anal, is EUR 50 extra. No other conditions that I am aware of.
I have to defer to others on Helga. Friday is the busiest day (too busy IMHO), so I don't go.
Look forward to your non-lurking mode...........
[QUOTE=Toscana]Not all the girls do CIM (most do), but if they do, it's no extra charge in my experience.[/QUOTE]
.. in my experience too.
If they offer it, its included. They don't all swallow, if that matters to you.
Actually Carnival parties in clubs is a pretty good promo, whether they are fun to be at is another matter. Bernds certainly is packed the moment the door opens. I've heard than men queue eight deep outside waiting for someone to leave so they can get in. Meanwhile on the streets of Cologne, Bonn and Dusseldorf and in cafes and bars and discos, women are offering it for free - believe me, it's true. So why queue at Bernds? A psychologist writes.........(please, be my guest)
The Rhineland becomes one sexual madhouse. Then when it's all over on the Wednesday (Ash Wednesday) they pretend it never happened and they never fucked anybody.
Monday February 19 is [i]Rosenmontag[/i] (Carnival) in Cologne.
It's a public holiday in the Cologne area; Bernds will be closed.
Thank you, for your update regarding the public holiday for Bernd's on Monday, 19 February 2007. I was planning to be there on Monday, but now will have to reschedule my visit.
Cheers!
ChicagoMan
[QUOTE=ChicagoMan]Thank you, for your update regarding the public holiday for Bernd's on Monday, 19 February 2007. I was planning to be there on Monday, but now will have to reschedule my visit.
Cheers!
ChicagoMan[/QUOTE]And other clubs were closed on that day too.
Don't know if "someone" (any volunteers?) can make a list.
Its a fun athmosphere in town. Even the policemen were in a good mood and there was no really unruly behavior, just lots people stepping off trains in the morning who had already had something to drink.
A few days of break had allowed me to recover from my previous adventures. I had a meeting at Bernd’s with Iseeu. I have to admit that Bernd’s is not my favorite club. I know, no other FKK can compete with it’s unique erotic atmosphere and the quality of service of those superstars of sex. But I guess that the crazy girls at Bernd’s just scare me, I’m a little boy compared to their incredible sex experience. In fact, I’m again back on my search for GFE, and those stars just know the ropes and will not get trapped by their emotions. The only girl that had made me a great impression from my previous visit was Dutch Mara, and I was looking forward to see her. There was a lot of snow on the road and I was glad when I arrived.
Once inside, I found Iseeu already in the sofa with his favorite girl Princess together with Mara. It couldn’t start better, I took place in the sofa next to Mara and we had fun all four, the discussion switching from one language to another. Princess claimed to be from Martinique, it might be true but then with very far relatives as she didn’t speak Creole and had few knowledge of the island. It doesn’t matter, she is a great girl. I believed at first that Mara had already forgotten me, but she remembered me quiet well from my previous visit a few months ago. Iseeu was holding Princess in his arms but started to grab also Mara. I worried that it was going to the wrong side, but Mara came back to me even closer. She had already noticed that I was under her charm. She soon started to kiss me naturally on the sofa. I guess Iseeu was looking for a foursome. We had already missed a previous foursome together at World with the Cuban duo and it looked great to me, but for some reason I prefer to be alone with Mara. She seemed to feel exactly what I wanted as she offered me to go straight to the room to be alone together, which is quiet unusual for Bernd’s standards where couch action is the norm if not the rule.
Once in the room, Mara just made me dream away straight to my teenage flirt years. She has a pretty face, a petite slim teenage body with a perfect soft white skin and a natural unshaved pussy. She is sweat and quiet, loves to kiss and takes her time, the illusion is scaring perfect. Also the way she puts the condom is unnoticeable, a real Houdini trick. I was deeply impressed, but of course, that’s why Mara deserves her star status. At the end of the session, the door of the room opened, Iseeu and Princess entered for the foursome, but they came too late! This is the great thing about Bernd’s, there are no taboos, anything is allowed.
Once outside the room, I dared not to disturb her anymore. With the snow, there were nearly no customers and the girls were bored. Iseeu’s knowledge of the club is impressive, he knows all the girls. The club was too quiet to get the usual orgy atmosphere. But on the other hand, the great thing is that all girls are available, even the superstars that are booked all night long with the regular customers. Strange, but no other girl fancied me, I had only Mara in my mind and the marvellous session we just had. I needed a good fuck to get over it and decided to go with Rita, probably the best looking girl of Bernd’s. But no matter how great she is, she just didn’t succeed in getting me Mara out of my head, as was soon again back in the living room. Iseeu had already left, and I felt myself a bit lonely. I discussed with a few other guests, comparing notes about other clubs, but I kept an eye on Mara. She was always busy with other girls that had always something to tell her. Mara is a great girl, quietly listening to all those crazy girls. Yes, she is also very popular among the girls! I wished she would come to sit next me. But I was in Bernd’s, and I could wait a long time for that, as the girls are not allowed to approach. When I saw her standing up, I asked her to come and see me as soon as she has finished. She gave me a sign with her head and left.
She was back a bit later and came to sit next to me. At last I had her for myself! We tried to find again a room for some intimacy, but most were already in use. There was only one room left near the “kino” without screen. Of course there is no screen, the action is in the audience itself! There were already two couples preparing something. Mara tried to negotiate some privacy with them, not easy in Bernd’s! Once in the room, she dimmed the light on a romantic level and we started to kiss. I was already dreaming away with her small body in my arms. My heart was beating so strong that she probably felt it on her chest. The look of her eyes made me melting away, she kisses passionately, she moved slowly her hips and I felt her pussy becoming more and more wet against me. I know that she is very good and that the difference is hard to notice, but we did it truly. She was sincere, she had taken off her protection, I can’t tell you more about it. I know Mara reads the forums. I know she will recognize me if she reads it. She doesn’t care about it as she knows that she has always excellent reports. But I am the one that feels uncomfortable about it. Yes, I will not brag that she had feelings for me, on the contrary. Yes, there was an excellent chemistry between us , but it was clearly me that was deeply impressed by her. I guess she was sensitive about it and gave me a favour. There were probably a few other circumstances like the fact that I was the last guest on that quiet evening or that I started to get the regular status on my third session with her.
We stayed a long time discussing on the bed. I was seriously affected. It’s incredible how many thing we have in common. we even discussed about a similar experience with had both in the Amazonian jungle in Suriname can you imagine that? She is simply amazing and I’m glad I live too far to come on a regular basis, else I would fall deeply in love.
The romantic atmosphere was suddenly interrupted by three girls that entered the room, as they didn’t appreciate I stayed all that time with their Mara. The Bernd’s is simply incredible for that, where else could this happen? One moment I was dreaming with a girl in a romantic atmosphere and the next moment I was in bed with three crazy naked girls that wanted to have fun with me too! One of her friends wanted to go home with her, but Mara had promised to Princess to go to the sauna first. She asked me to come too, so we went all three together in the sauna before closing. I felt Princess didn’t appreciate she could not be alone with Mara. She spoke with Mara as if I was not there. Mara simply listened, but I guess she hoped that I didn’t understand everything in German. Yes, it was better not to hear everything!
De Club was already empty, I took quickly a shower and went to pay. It’s funny that list at the end with the names of all the girls you have been with, but Mara had 3 marks with me! She was also the only one that said me goodbye. She gave me a last kiss at the door before I left the house. Mara, I’m still dreaming of her.
Routard. You have really succeeded to describe why I travel all the way from Sweden down to Germany just to visit Bernds, and you know whom. I don't write a note on the forum everytime I'm there since it would be very repetitive. Same girl, same activity.
I have not made it during the last months due to all work, so the abstinence starts to be heavy. Planning for a trip March 12. Can't wait until I'm there. It's nice to be in a dream sometimes.
Mon Ami,
Great report, but you were so fucked out by then that you're a little hazy on some of the details :-). Here then is the real unadulterated version by a soberer participant:
+ We met in the downstairs lounge when I saw you doing your initial scouting survey and called you over...
+By that time I had already had sessions with Marcella and Jenny. Marcella is one of the better providers at the Hof, and she maintains her status after this session. Very passionate, multiple positions, incredibly sexy movements, great oral. Terrific.
+ We made some rounds in the upstairs and downstairs lounges trying to find the right partner for you. Princess arrived later and she came downstairs looking for me, and I introduced you in French.
+Then we went upstairs where I found Princess and Mara talking and motioned you to come over and join us on the couch near the screen, where you reacquainted with Mara, while I gave her a head massage and talked with Princess while contentedly fondling her ample charms. Yes, my hand did wander over to Mara's pearly white skin, but I am not in control of that hand and it has and amazing independent libido, that hand...
+After the 2 of you went off, Princess and I just continued talking, laughing, caressing, kissing, making out, orally pleasing each other. We stayed like that for almost an hour, with me in a permanent state of arousal, but not moving to a room. This is another unique piece of bernd's- I would have been charged 100 Euro anywhere else for what we did on the couch.
+Princess and I traditionally get together for my last sessions of my visit so while she went off to process 2 customers, I sat down by Tanya, who's been getting top marks on RF, but with whom I've never been before. The session was good, but too structured and professional. I like the disorganized, spontaneous play time not the 1/2 hour scripted professional production.
+While I waited for your return from the clutches of Mara, I met a Belgian monger who had driven down for the day and posts in youppie.
+ Later we were talking at the downstairs bar, watching the couch action and making eyes at Rita and Tanya. I mimed to them that underneath your towel you were supporting a salami and Rita came over to check the veracity of my information while we sat on the bar chairs. She was very good at it, drawing you into her clutches and more or less pushing me out of the way.
+If I recall, it was at that moment while you were incoherent, with one finger in Rita's **** and your eyes drugged over with lust that you asked me if I would like to join the 2 of you in the room with another girl. You were the initiator of this not me, ne ce'st pas? You just want to get me into a room, you devil.
+ I was waiting at that point for Princess as I was ready for my last session before I had to catch the train back to FRA for my plane, and preferred to wait for her. By the time she came down - and we barged into your room, you and Rita were in post-coital throes. Missed the 4some again.
+Session with Princess was, as always great. We just match up well, despite looking like an odd couple, but the chemistry in and out of the room is for want of a better description, "Routardly". Her personality is very similar to my ex-wife's, with whom I am still very good friends, so the time with her is like pulling on an old glove, it's just so natural and comfortable. It's a shame that we live so far away from each other...
+ So there we are, my dick planted comfortably inside of her, her hands stroking my face, while I nestle in her bosom after a straight uninterrupted hour of horizontal dancing, and I glance at her watch and it's 5 minutes before my taxi was called for. I jumped up, ran butt naked to the lockers and only when I was pulling on my pants did I realize that the condom was still hanging there....
+Yes, it was a quiet day and night at Bernd's, but I had a succesful monthly inspection tour and it was great to see and talk to you once again. We need to meet more often perhaps closer to home.
+ Routard, don't worry, we'll make it into a foursome together, with Cubans, Dutch, Martiniqueans, Lithuanian or whatever women happen to be around,sometime soon. Your Colombians are making my blood boil. Can't wait.
+Made it to my taxi, then my train, and then to my plane to Singapore, but never had a chance to wash up, so I took the smell of Princess and Bernd's all the way with me to Asia. Ce'st la Vie. I can think of worse ways to travel.
Sorry Iseeu,
I'm confused, and with all your details I realize now I had eyes only for Mara, all other memories are fuzzy. I guess that's why we need to be backed up by a fellow ISG member for a more accurate overview.
I guess I 've fucked up again the foursome we could have done. But what about a partytreff on the Caribbean sea? I'll arrange for the girls and the boat. Just check those pics, it will give you an idea about marvellous Saint Maarten:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=555993&postcount=621[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=555993&postcount=621[/url]
See you soon.
Routard
This was my second visit to this club...and i'll be honest the first call on my first visit didnt sit very well. Service was good but she informed me that I had gone over the half hour and 'had to charge me for the next half hour'...5 to 10 minutes over by my watch. I wont say who it was or argue with the manager...but figured a second visit was needed.
The second visit to this club went much, much better than the first. Met up with some regulars at this club...dont know if by being in on the conversation made them open up a bit more to a newcomer. But the service levels were much more open than my first visit.
Not going in order the one that really caught my attention was Sandy. I wanted to approach her throughout the day and finally made the move (no, i wasnt waiting just for her, saw two other girls before her). Started by giving her a little massage while she was seated on a barstool downstairs...then moved into the couch area...and finally into the room. This is when she asked me to give her a massage, so gave her a nice massage for 20 minutes...finally getting the action started. She's a looker with just enough extra weight to make the action feel that much better. Afterwards though, thoughts of the overcharge from the first visit came to mind and I did get concerned about getting overcharged again for the massage time...but turns out I worried for nothing.
My last visit wasnt really planned, I was just looking around and ran into Mara upstairs. I was told she was highly recommended...but I never look for girls by names. I usually go on my gut instinct. Looking at the reviews of Mara I can see why the two strange guys seemed to be following her around. Mara sat down on the sofa and one of those guys asked to sit next to her...asked her a question or two and then just sat there ignoring her. So I moved across the way and when she looked over just gave her a finger wave that said "come over here". She jumped right up and sat in my lap. Turns out she's a really sweet girl with a great sense of humour. She ended up giving me a good 10 minutes of couch action and getting comments from several of the girls sitting around her. Told her she was probably the last of my trip and she went out of her way to make sure Id remember her the most. Yes, the sex was spectacular...but for the guys who show up just for the sex dont forget to talk to the girl a bit before going to the room.
.. but thought I would summarize quickly changes to the lineup at this club.
Some girls have left: Monika, Celine, Jennifer and Aylin.
Not clear as to whether they have left to retire or have left to work elsewhere. Yeah, I know... its very confusing.
They gave me the impression that Aylin has retired.
There was some talk about Celine coming back.
Based on conversations with Bianca (from Koeln, 18 y.o, dark hair, petite, very very tanned, very talkative), the girls pay 30 Euros Eintritt each day. After their first client, they are 20 Euros ahead. Each client thereafter puts 50 Euros in their pockets directly.
Bianca says that Jennifer once serviced 22 clients in one shift.
You do the math.
[QUOTE=Jackyo].. Bianca says that Jennifer once serviced 22 clients in one shift.
You do the math.[/QUOTE]Well not any more, she isn't. Reports have it that Jenny and Monika were fired. For absenteeism. So my math remains unchallenged, zum Glück.
[QUOTE=Toscana]Well not any more, she isn't. Reports have it that Jenny and Monika were fired. For absenteeism. So my math remains unchallenged, zum Glück.[/QUOTE]Jenny was there 2 weeks ago. She is not the Jennifer who did 22 in a shift.
Jessy was fired for absenteeism. I have not heard that Monica was fired.
According to my info Aylin and Celine have left the business for now.
Bianca is fairly new- on the job for about 2 months. I was there her first day. My impression was that she was more reserved than the normal Hof girl. How was the session with her?
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Bianca is fairly new- on the job for about 2 months. I was there her first day. My impression was that she was more reserved than the normal Hof girl. How was the session with her?[/QUOTE]I see that I am following in your footsteps, Iseeu!
Yes, she is quite new and yes, she has been there only for two months. She was, indeed, quite reserved. Despite her very young age, she actually has things to talk about, particularly if you bring up music as a topic. She listens to just about anything.
She does provide service at the Bernds level. If I may reveal an intimate detail: she is quite tight. Most eighteen year olds are usually quite clumsy but she is clearly an exception.
I wanted a second session with her and at 10:00 sat beside her to talk. She says she had plans of disappearing at 11:00. I say, fine, we have enough time for one more session and I offer to give her a massage in the room. She says she'd prefer to just sit there and talk. So for the next hour we sit and talk. My hands aren't idle during this one hour conversation, by the way. She didn't mind at all and actually enjoyed the attention.
Nice girl. Makes you want to use the line: "Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
Her side kick, by the way, is a very young German blonde who has a face like Calista Flockhart's. Problem is that she also has the body of Calista Flockhart: rail thin. I didn't have the pleasure of meeting her.
I am planning to visit Bernd's around March 16 (not too sure at this juncture as things have yet to take shape for a definate Go-Go, but this is in no way directed towards the caliber of Bernd's, I have to finalize my trip to Cologne)
I would like to know from the Bernd veterans a few things that came to my mind as I went through about 25 pages in this thread -
1) Am a newbie to the FKK scene so would Bernd's be the way to break my FKK virginity :))
2) From Hennef (Sieg) bahnhof, which U bahn do you take to get closest to Bernd's and how do proceed further from you drop-off point to Bernd's ? Or
Is it best that you take a taxi coz those guys know the place like the back of their palm ?
3) After having read the reports, I get the impression that Bernd's is for rich European businessmen or rich American tourist or guys who are 30+ or 40+ European/American guys looking to have a great time and I am an Asian guy so would I stick out like a sore thumb there (keeping in mind that the pricing of the club is not an issue here.
4) Am looking for a good time and most imp a good GFE. So is Bernd's the way to go ?
5) As far as the time goes I think reaching Bernd's by 1500 hrs and back by 2100 hrs should be quite sufficient, if I am not worn out and well have to leave coz I just can't take it anymore :))
Thanks guys and hope someone is able to help me with my questions here
[QUOTE=Krazydude]I am planning to visit Bernd's around March 16 (not too sure at this juncture as things have yet to take shape for a definate Go-Go, but this is in no way directed towards the caliber of Bernd's, I have to finalize my trip to Cologne)
I would like to know from the Bernd veterans a few things that came to my mind as I went through about 25 pages in this thread -
1) Am a newbie to the FKK scene so would Bernd's be the way to break my FKK virginity :))
2) From Hennef (Sieg) bahnhof, which U bahn do you take to get closest to Bernd's and how do proceed further from you drop-off point to Bernd's ? Or
Is it best that you take a taxi coz those guys know the place like the back of their palm ?
3) After having read the reports, I get the impression that Bernd's is for rich European businessmen or rich American tourist or guys who are 30+ or 40+ European/American guys looking to have a great time and I am an Asian guy so would I stick out like a sore thumb there (keeping in mind that the pricing of the club is not an issue here.
4) Am looking for a good time and most imp a good GFE. So is Bernd's the way to go ?
5) As far as the time goes I think reaching Bernd's by 1500 hrs and back by 2100 hrs should be quite sufficient, if I am not worn out and well have to leave coz I just can't take it anymore :))
Thanks guys and hope someone is able to help me with my questions here[/QUOTE]
.... answered numerous times but I will exhibit some patience and answer them.
1) If you are already going to be in Koeln/Bonn, do drop by. If you are making a large detour to get there from Frankfurt, better you stay in Frankfurt and enjoy what Hessen has to offer so you don't waste travel time (and money).
If you are already in Koeln/Bonn, I can think of several good clubs for a newbie to visit which won't ask you to drop your inhibitions and still give you a good experience.
There are all sorts of whiny, prudish types lurking out there who freak out at the thought of being naked in a club and/or having sex with a woman who has sex with other guys before (!). You know who you are...
2) There is no U-bahn to take from Hennef. Your choices are either a cab or taking the Bus which goes down the Landstrasse eastwards (I forget the bus number). Get off at the Oberdorf Bushaltestelle.
3) There are Japanese businessmen who come to this club too. There is a very large Japanese community in Duesseldorf. It is not, however, set up as a tourist club, d.h. you will get by in English but your level of comfort with the environment will depend on how uncomfortable you are with understanding only a fraction of what is going on around you.
This freaks out some people but some people don't mind.
Bernds is all about interactivity. Its unique ambiance is a function of the easy communication which takes place amongst the girls, the Thekenstaff and the guests.
4) Yes, you will get a GFE. Or rather, you are almost certainly guaranteed a GFE without having to worry about the hit and run tactics which are employed at other not-to-be-named clubs.
5) You need to factor in drive time or travel time into this equation. By getting back, do you mean back to Frankfurt? If yes, this timetable starts to look more and more unrealistic.
I forgot to mention that Bianca is a Sponge Bob fan.
In German he is known as Sponge Bob Schwalmkopf.
For some reason they drop the reference to his "quadratische Hose".
My opinion is that Bernd's is not the best club for a non German newby:
- The erotic atmosphere, anything goes, can be intimidating for a newby who has no experience of public group sex.
- The typical German atmosphere can be intimidating too as there are few tourists, everybody seems to know each other and everybody speaks German.
- The size of the club can be intimidating as you are not anonymous in a crowd and you can not keep busy with any facility: you need to socialize.
- The girls can be intimidating too, they are older, have attitude and you need to make the first move.
- The poor facilities and the small line-up can even be disappointing for a newby expecting a huge club.
Try first the 3 Frankfurt clubs: Disneyland for adults.
[QUOTE=Routard]My opinion is that Bernd's is not the best club for a non German newby:
- The erotic atmosphere, anything goes, can be intimidating for a newby who has no experience of public group sex.
- The typical German atmosphere can be intimidating too as there are few tourists, everybody seems to know each other and everybody speaks German.
- The size of the club can be intimidating as you are not anonymous in a crowd and you can not keep busy with any facility: you need to socialize.
- The girls can be intimidating too, they are older, have attitude and you need to make the first move.
Try first the 3 Frankfurt clubs: Disneyland for adults.[/QUOTE]
Yes, Routard speaks the truth.
You may find it intimidating particularly if you are a total newbie, don't speak German and haven't had your cherry popped elsewhere.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]In German he is known as Sponge Bob Schwalmkopf.
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It is "Schwammkopf". Schwamm = sponge and Kopf = head. Equals spongehead.
The original name in English I think was SpongeBob SquarePants.
Hessen Bub
I agree with Routard and Jackyo. It takes a certain kind of mongerer to really enjoy himself at Berndt's. Everything is more out in the open. There are only two public rooms, with sofas along the walls. Basically all of the meeting the girls and all of the foreplay happens there. This can be intimidating.
There is really no quiet corner to which you can withdraw. Believe me, I have experienced this intensely, when I just needed 30 minutes of shut-eye between sessions.
You have to make the first move. And there is the possibility of rejection. When this rejection happens (sometimes it does), it therefore necessarily is visible to just about everyone.
Some of the girls are ... shall we say ... of a bit more advanced vintage. Looks are always subjective, of course, but I find about half of the girls at the Hof very unattractive. Several are quite a bit overweight. (But great performers, nevertheless!)
The place is so small that a few more men can make it uncomfortable, and a few too few men can make the girls bored. So it also can happen that they just will not let you in, because there are too many men inside already.
BUT ... after all of these qualifiers ... here is the botom line: If you go there with the right expectations, if you are not too shy, and if you enjoy excellent GFE service, then this is the place for you.
Language is not even the most important point. The last time I was there I went in at the same time as a guy from Poland. He did not speak any German and only little English. But he was cheerful and outgoing. He and I did not chat after the first 10 minutes in the locker room. There was no time, because both of us were just too busy with our "dates". He had a terrific time!
Let me make a comparison with skiiing: Advanced skiers enjoy the bumpy steep slopes. Beginner would die there. Beginners like smooth and not too steep runs, but the more advanced skiers can get easily bored on these. Berndt's is the moguls. Not a good place to start out, but for the advanced punter enjoying challenges and special rewards it is a great option.
euro (who can do double-black, but still enjoys the occasional blue cruise ;))
[QUOTE=Jackyo]
2) There is no U-bahn to take from Hennef. Your choices are either a cab or taking the Bus which goes down the Landstrasse eastwards (I forget the bus number). Get off at the Oberdorf Bushaltestelle.
[/QUOTE]
Bus number 522
Having been at GT and PHG over the last 2 days and having been at Bernd's, I would suggest a non local should go to GT. The girls have excellent body language and their radar is good. If you look at them longingly, they will smile back and soon point to you to come over. Quality is very good. Sex on average may be hotter at Bernd's, but compared to what most people have back home, it's miles ahead.
I am from Australia, speak next to no German and would happily go alone to GT.
C1
Thanks for the patience and the answers Jackyo
1) I am not traveling from Frankfurt, am traveling from Hannover to Cologne.
2) I take the advice given here and so shall try out the Frankfurt Clubs even though Bernd's is closer and well is know to me the mother of all FKK clubs.
3) Have not tried the public sex thing ever in my life and so would have wanted to try that - I am kind of an adventurer, at least I would like to think so.
4) I am going back to Hannover again due to some work, so just wanted to go down there for the weekend and since Bernd's is closed on Saturdays, Friday is the only possible option left.
5) I have lived in Germany for 1 yr and well can manage German quite Ok, am not a fluent speaker by any means but I can manage to understand conversations and well sometimes even contribute something, but yes I cannot discuss German Literature or Politics with a German native for sure (I don't think you would even do that at Bernd's). I agree I am a bit of a lurker and am not that updated on my German socializing skills.
6) The whole or perhaps the only reason of going to Bernd's is because of the GFE, I have been to other RLD's and what not but reading the reports got me curious as to this GFE that Bernd's has to offer.
Thanks for your input guys, will go through the FRA Big 3 pages to see where I should go.
Have a good one.
[QUOTE=Krazydude]
1) Am a newbie to the FKK scene so would Bernd's be the way to break my FKK virginity :))[/QUOTE]
NO! It probably sounds very tempting after reading the hot reports over the last couple of years emanating from the mother of all clubs to make a beeline for Bernd's without passing go, but it's not a good idea. Bernd's is like a fine wine, to be savored, but if you've never had a good vintage wine before, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a classic vintage and a $5 port. And, the experience may sour you to fine wines forever.
Get some FKK mileage under your belt at some of the more popular clubs geared for the sex tourists like Oase and World in the FRA area or Samya, Living Room, or Golden Time in the Cologne/Dusseldorf area. Learn the intricacies, the modus vivendi, the tricks of the trade, what to look for and what you like. Then plan another trip to go to Bernd's.
[QUOTE=Krazydude]2) From Hennef (Sieg) bahnhof, which U bahn do you take to get closest to Bernd's and how do proceed further from you drop-off point to Bernd's ? Or Is it best that you take a taxi coz those guys know the place like the back of their palm ?[/QUOTE]
From Hennef-Sieg Bahnhof, it's best to take a taxi. Costs 7-8 Euro and saves a hell of alot of time. The driver will know how to get to Lichtenberg, but don't assume that the taxi drivers will know the way to Bernd's. Tell him to take you to the Hotel Reuter. Schieferhof is the first left after the hotel.
[QUOTE=Krazydude]3) After having read the reports, I get the impression that Bernd's is for rich European businessmen or rich American tourist or guys who are 30+ or 40+ European/American guys looking to have a great time and I am an Asian guy so would I stick out like a sore thumb there (keeping in mind that the pricing of the club is not an issue here.[/QUOTE]
As a rich American Tourist/businessman/guy who is 30+/American guy looking to have a great time (LOL), I can assure you that an Asian guy for whom pricing is not an issue would fit in just fine. I've seen many Asian guys, who left with sore body parts, and it wasn't their thumbs...
[QUOTE=Krazydude]4) Am looking for a good time and most imp a good GFE. So is Bernd's the way to go ?[/QUOTE]
Read my answer to 1. We're all looking for a good time. You can get GFE at any of the clubs. It gets much easier to find with experience and FKK confidence.
[QUOTE=Krazydude]5) As far as the time goes I think reaching Bernd's by 1500 hrs and back by 2100 hrs should be quite sufficient, if I am not worn out and well have to leave coz I just can't take it anymore :))[/QUOTE]
Is f*cking hot horny women such a reprehensible act that you would have to leave, or can't take it anymore?
If you're in Cologne, using public transport and time is an issue, try Samya or travel to Living Room in Kaarst, both of which are more easily accesible by train service.
Whatever, Njoy and report.
[QUOTE=Hessen Bub]It is "Schwammkopf". Schwamm = sponge and Kopf = head. Equals spongehead.
The original name in English I think was SpongeBob SquarePants.
Hessen Bub[/QUOTE]
I should have checked my dictionary for correct spelling.
On my last trip I had the pleasure of also meeting Svenja.
In a few words: a man would want for nothing more with a woman like this at his side (or on top of him or under him, for that matter).
She is 24, been in the profession for 4 years, is from Bonn. Her father is Italian, her mother German. Dark straight hair, petite, nice proportional frame. Excellent service as one would expect from a Bernds girl. Very communicative and funny just as I like them.
I'd seen her on previous trips but never actually had the pleasure. I thought I would seize the moment on this past trip and not allow her to get away.
Its a decision I do not regret making.
Other details of my visit:
Nothing has changed at this club since my last visit. I already mention below the girls who aren't working there any more. The only new ones were Bianca, the Calista Flockhart look-alike and Sandy (who the Breadman met).
It was Layla's (or is it Leila's) birthday and they had a cake and some Sekt to pass around. I hooked up with a couple of RF guys I've known for years who had also come to see her: Feldi and Wolfl.
It was as well a chance to catch up on gossip and developments which sometimes don't make it to the forum proper.
One of the things we toasted to was the Hof's placing three of its girls in an RF survey: Babsi, Mara and Katja. Katja was named Blasshase. Quite an accomplishment for the little, tiny Hof.
I also conversed in French with Princess. She's quite funny.
One of the weirder guests was a foreign dude (I won't say what nationality) who insisted on getting close to the public action and jacking off. The Breadman was more of a direct witness to this than I was. But nothing, absolutely nothing shocks the Hofteam.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]One of the weirder guests was a foreign dude (I won't say what nationality) who insisted on getting close to the public action and jacking off. The Breadman was more of a direct witness to this than I was. But nothing, absolutely nothing shocks the Hofteam.[/QUOTE]
I know jacking off is sort of out of place in an FKK, but in a swingers club its sooo the norm. Take Showboat in Amsterdam - dozens of guys jacking off there to the action.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Katja was named Blasshase. Quite an accomplishment for the little, tiny Hof.[/QUOTE]
Katja also came in second in the 2006 Miss FuckandBlow rankings on another forum. But surely it's Blashase? The other one is a pale animal indeed.
[QUOTE=Toscana]Katja also came in second in the 2006 Miss FuckandBlow rankings on another forum. But surely it's Blashase? The other one is a pale animal indeed.[/QUOTE]
I stand corrected.
Two "s"s would imply the animal (a hare in this instance) was rather pale.
Speaking of Hase, Easter is in a months time and the timing would be good to get together with the Blashase and have her work on the Eier.
[quote=wan king]i know jacking off is sort of out of place in an fkk, but in a swingers club its sooo the norm. take showboat in amsterdam - dozens of guys jacking off there to the action.[/quote]
i've seen it many times at fkk clubs, particularly by older guys. the very first time i saw it was actually at zeus in switzerland, where a guy stationed himself all day on a couch which was positioned looking out over the hallway where all the private rooms were located. every once in awhile he would get up to peek in one of the rooms, otherwise he just sat there and jacked himself off, with a wad of used tissues to show for his efforts by his side.
in oase a few years ago, i was approached by one of the women who told me that this guy who was sitting off to the side, asked if i was willing to go to a room with her on his dime, with the condition that he be allowed to sit there and watch us while he jacked off. what free candy?!
a couple of months ago in the hof, there was an orgy going on in the open room off the downstairs bar. a bunch of the older german guys stood there jacking off. one of them called over one of the girls and asked her to blow him and help him jack off while he watched.
at the hof it's not considered unusual behavior- if katja et al, can sit there splayed open and stroke their muschis, the customers can stroke their own equipment as much as they want.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]
At the Hof it's not considered unusual behavior- if Katja et al, can sit there splayed open and stroke their muschis, the customers can stroke their own equipment as much as they want.[/QUOTE]
I noticed Mara doing a guy in the public room downstairs on the couch...then noticed this dude wacking off about 2 feet away at the end of the couch. Thought it was a bit strange...
Later overheard Mara telling the guy off for doing that...she later told me she asked the guy she was doing if he minded, when he said he didnt she let it go until she got him alone.
Well I decided to take my Dad to Bernds since they cater to older gentlemen and I had heard some really good reports about going there. Got really lost getting there. Took the exit into Hennef instead of going to Litchenberg (Sp?)
Finally found the place, its in a residential area in a normal looking house. Anyways, I had taken Viagra again and my cock was saluting at full attention as soon as I entered the door. I was met by two naked women, one who gave my Dad and I a quick tour of the facilities. That was a nice touch. Well I met a really pretty girl named Inna from Germany. She had really beautiful blue eyes with a petite figure. We started with deep french kissing at the couch, my cock was at full attention under the towel with no sucking needed.
We went to the Zimmer and we started with more DFK, then 69, Cowgirl and Missionary. I was really deep fucking her, power drilling her like I was drilling for oil in Southern California. It was a really super fuck session and she was amazed at how long I lasted. Wanted to leave, but she wanted to cuddle on the bed some more before we left. That was nice.
Went to the sex kino room and my Dad was there on the couch. He told me later that some German asked him in front of everyone if he spoke German and he said he sure wish he did and everyone broke out laughing. He said he didn't want a session right now so I went and spoke and hooked up with another girl. Can't remember her name but she had a deep tan. Had a deep fuck session with her again power drilling her and I did finally cum so I had two cums so far.
Finally went downstairs and began public blowjob session with Anna from Poland. We DFKed some more on the couch and then she asked if I wanted to go to Zimmer. We went to the Zimmer and the Viagra again helped me get another good hard on. I fucked her really good but this time couldn't cum. I think her pussy may have been a little loose for my cock so after about 30 minutes of fucking I ended the session without cumming. Still had a good session with her.
As I walked to the shower, there was some public fucking going on in the see though window and of course I took a quick glance. I went back up stairs and asked my Dad how it was going. He said that he didn't really see anyone that he really wanted to fuck and his libido was down today. I asked him afterwards if he still had a good time and he said for sure. Even though he didn't fuck, every time he learns something from a new experience and enjoys the time spent learning. So we had two meals before we left. All in all I think we saw around 15 girls working and 20 men during the time we were there. We left around 5PM when it started picking up in business some more.
Of course, Inna and Anna met me at the door and said goodbye. Tomorrow we are heading up further North and plan on hitting one or two Partytreffs, GT, LV and maybe PHG. More reports to follow!
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To end my European soiree I decided to finish at Bernds after three other fine visits over the weekend to GT, PHG and Traum Paradies.
I arrived shortly after opening at 1pm and was greeted at the door by a naked girl. Even though this was my third visit, the initial shock never fails to excite you. My last visit had been on a Friday and it had been very busy, in fact too busy. Monday is a good day to go as the boys have the whip hand.
I saw only Anna from Poland that I had previously had the pleasure of and today was to be a different day, no blondes. Anna is blond so, sorry, off the list.
I decided Tanja was to be the first. She is 27, short dark hair, 160cms and cute. She is from the Ukraine and speaks a little English, so patchy chat was fine. After the couch action we headed to a room and the BBBJ continued with gusto. The Bernds girls have PhDs in cock sucking and anyone who knows will agree. These girls do the lot, spitting, licking, swallowing.....well you get the idea. After she had me going I decided to return the favour and almost had her orgasm. But true to form for younger girls, she backed off from the edge. I assume this is so their clits don't become over sensitive which could dampen the next guys fun.
So on to the sex. She sucked me for a minute and the condom was slid on without me knowing it. She then jumped on reverse cowgirl, and slowly eased her way on. She is a small girl and has a very tight pussy. We got going and she spun round to cowgirl before getting me on top for mish and then doggy. After a while I eased her flat on to her stomach and we continued the doggy, with her tight butt now clamped around everything I have. Things were developing so I suggested we finish CIM and she happily agreed. Off came the dom and five minutes later I was bouncing off the roof as I blew. Whew...
She complimented me on the taste of my cum and my oral skills. It's a big honour to be marked up by girls who see a lot of cock in a week, so I was very happy.
When I got back from the shower she suggested I should have a 3some with another Russian girl plus her later. A couple of drinks, some passive German language training and a banana later I was motioned back over to Tanja. The young Russian girl (Rita) was not with her so I asked what was going on. She said, well we should do it with Katya. Katja is Russian, 38 (looks 30 max), dark curly hair, 175cms and has a sweet face. She is also a hornbag! The two girls started pashing me and sucking me off in tag team while everybody watched. The look was awesome I have to say and we decided to go to a room. But it wasn't any room, it was the Bernds Kino.
We lay down and this was to be the sex of a God scenario. I just lay there as one then the other pashed or sucked me, then one sucked while the other sat on my face. Tanja was already sensitive so couldn't take a lot more, but then came Katya. This girl rocks and loved my oral so much she orgasmed hard. She then stuck my fingers in her pussy so I could feel how wet she was and we could share the juices. Heaven!
Now the girls took turns riding me as I lay there with one riding and one pashing. I was playing and stroking everything in sight and even a few things out of sight. Katya likes her anus played with so of course I helped out. Now only one thing was left and that was to enjoy Katya's 13 years of experience at Bernds. If you work it out she must have sucked off 1,000s of cocks in that time, and experience shows. Tanja worked my balls and butt and Katya spat and slobbered until I hit that damn roof again! When I settled down, the two girls snuggled in and pashed me like their favourite lover and Katya mentioned my fine tasting cum again. What's more she loved my oral, so I am well in with Russians.
Another shower, quiet rest in the corner and some dinner followed. The food is pretty good I have to say and hit the spot. I knew I had to get out by no later than 9 as I have a big day ahead of me tomorrow, so I decided I would go for another 3some, this time with oral queen Katja and with the beautiful and sexy Rita. Rita is about 25, Russian, like Katya speaks good English, 162cms, brunette shoulder length and has a great body. We went to a closed room this time so as not to give another free porno show and the same (that sounds terrible, but let me tell you it's not) sort of thing happened again. I pashed both girls, they both sucked me, Katya orgasmed again, Rita got very close and backed off, great doggy with Rita, slow and deep which she loves, mish, reverse cowgirl and doggy with Rita. It was all too much really and I was in sensory overload.
Then came the fabulous oral and they tried their damnest with every trick they knew, but I was totally spent after sex with 8 girls in 3 days prior to the two of them and the big bang wouldn't happen. To tell you the truth I didn't care. The whole thing was fantastic and an orgasm for me was only a minor issue.
So, I decided to call it a day and I got dressed and paid my E250 total. The whole day had cost me E320 inc entry, I had sex with 3 great Russian girls, I was totally satisfied and to top it off, Rita and Tanja met me at the door, wishing me well and kissing me. I took one last look at their naked bodies as the door closed and knew I would return for them as soon as I could.
No wonder this is known as the best club in Germany. The friendship between the girls is awesome. There would have been 15 girls there at least and I know several who were on a day off too. Some are a bit older, but they still do a lot of business as their skills are honed to a peak.
C1
Thanks for the outstanding report, Cunning1.
You captured the mood and the excitement at Bernd's to perfection, just as the Russian ladies captured you. Having never done a Troika at Bernd's, your report has firmly placed it on my to-do list.
Great report.
Cunning 1 and Hamboner- both great reports and both capture some of the unique essence of Bernd's.
Katja is the mother hen for the Russian contingent and Tanja, Rita and the other women in her brood are always suggesting 3somes with her. Part of their payback. Not that Katja needs the marketing help. She is consistently rated as one of the top providers in the business.
BTW, in her 12 years in the business, she has sucked alot more than 1000. If she works 200 days a year and does only 5 men per day in 12 years she's done more than 12K...
[QUOTE=Iseeu]BTW, in her 12 years in the business, she has sucked alot more than 1000. If she works 200 days a year and does only 5 men per day in 12 years she's done more than 12K...[/QUOTE]
LOL - Katja has indeed done a lot of mileage if you lay them end-to-end..............
For a woman like Katya her earnings per annum exceed comfortably those of most if not all of her male clients. Bernd's is open five days a week excluding public holidays. Katya takes maybe a month off. As one of the most popular women in the club five men a day would be a poor average. it is nearer six or seven. so let's say around six which works out at between 90,000 and 100,000 Euros a year gross accounting for taking days off for female reasons. This does not include extras in the club or any private work she does at weekends. It's a strict rule in the club that no girl does private work but they all do it on the side. Every trick has his favourite and those with the dosh are willing to pay for private sessions.
So how many mongers on this forum earn that kind of money?
Furthermore Katya in terms of her profession is not one of the really high earners. A woman who works totally private charges a minimum of 150 Euros an hour, with 50 a time for extras. The best of these have around five clients a day. So we are looking at a comfortable 150,000 Euros gross a year, which can rise to close on 200,000 when you take into account overnights, weekends, gangbang parties and so on.
From this of course every woman has to deduct her expenses such as rental whether in the form of the daily fee clubs charge or the rent for an apartment and advertising. The latter is actually the cheapest outgoing. A month's fee in Sexrelax.de is 100 Euros and entry in Freiclub.de is free so long as the girl gets picked as a top tip by the men who run Freiclub. Katya and all club girls pay quite a high rental per day compared to renting an apartment and sharing the costs with at least one other girl. It is always an advantage to work with another girl as she can offer threesomes and hold the occasional private party for their better guests. All of which boost earnings considerably.
The best bonus is that prostitution in Germany is legal, so by and large women don't need pimps, and they can deduct all their expenses against tax. Unfortunately the sex industry is still run by a mafia of rocker gangs and equally unfortunately many girls come into the business via some pimping operation with the guy taking half her earnings as payment - the well known 'boyfriend'. Bernd's for example pays 500 Euros for every new girl it takes on, so long as the girl stays six months. So the pimp gets an upfront bonus plus an incentive to keep the girl at the club. Naturally the pimp can't wait for his money so he deducts the 500 from the girl's initial earnings.
There are many high earners in Germany but with 400,000 prostitutes if you said five thousand earned the kind of money I am taking about that leaves a huge number earning a great deal less. Among the worst off are the girls who work in 'puffs'. Fifty per cent of what they earn is taken by the house. The very worst paid are women in a partytreff who may get 250 Euros for a ten hour day if they are lucky. At this kind of 'earnings per dick' ratio the girl has to be either doing it for the fun or for pocket money.
With such high earnings possible the competition between the girls is fierce. In Bernd's particularly so. Every girl has to fight for her corner with the biggest spats being over 'stealing' clients. I wouldn't personally be taken in by all the praise they might heap on your sexual prowess. If anything they are praising the thickness of your wallet. The first lesson in selling is make a friend. Of course they want to make you happy because they want you back and back for them and not one of the other girls.
If you had the potential to earn a six figure salary in cash each day, what would you not do to get it?
[QUOTE=Marlow]
So how many mongers on this forum earn that kind of money?[/QUOTE]
Certainly very few after costs related to FKK visits.
[QUOTE=Marlow]I wouldn't personally be taken in by all the praise they might heap on your sexual prowess.[/QUOTE]
Hey, what have they been telling you about my sexual prowess? LOL.
Very interesting survey. Rings true. Mind you, I don't think that earnings on this scale are ever reported to the tax inspector. Guess he gets a freebie occasionally.
Of course, most mongerers can work for considerably longer at their careers than the women here. They have career spans like footballers, I guess. With spending habits to match in many cases no doubt.
I must say that I have never noticed any competitive tension among the girls at Bernd's.
The clever ones go into management themselves and run either agencies or houses - as you say like soccer players. As for us mongers, well we have a duty to explore all avenues of fun. To this end I would advise getting a girlfriend or wife (your own or someone elses) and joining a couples only website. This is a ticket to as much sex as you could possibly wish for in as many combinations as you could imagine. Beverly is only the tip of the iceberg in this regard. Out there is a world of pairs getting down and dirty as only (it seems) Germans can. This woud be a great addition to one's pay sex activities. Actually you would probably meet some of the girls you paid to have, they also belong to couples clubs!
I have noticed a lot of Customers with tensions that were quickly relieved of them by a visit to the zimmer with any of the girls at Bernd's. Once I saw some very sharp words between two of the girls - but only once.
I do know some mongers who would be considered to be very well heeled and meeting and well exceeding Marlow's scale. Almost invariably, they are very quiet about their situation and you would not know it if you did not know them well. They also take much more than average care not to 'spoil/ruin' the girls or the club they are in - even if they can if they wished due to their financial situation. They know what they have and are comfortable with it without needing to display it. I have known some of them to walk away from a club or escort girl who they felt was trying to bump the price stakes since they felt a need to practice price discipline for the benefit of themselves sure but also mongerdom in general. I have observed a genuine feeling of cameraderie and concern among mongers who are both while mongering and in life what one would call 'class acts'. It is hoped that the majority of ISG members fall into this latter category, their financial resources notwithstanding since this has little to do with being a class act.
But then again, they are for the most part 'gentlemen' and win out this way with the girls in p4p or other cirlces with only the light scent of money wafting around them that any girl is born with the ability to pick-up on and they usually do. Talk to most club girls around the world, as we do, and almost invariably they will describe a guy as being a "gentleman" if he was. It is about the highest level of praise that a working girl can give with honesty - if accompanied by $$$ then she is in heaven and the lucky guy will more often than not experience a way above average session/meeting. On second thought, remove the lucky guy comment - he has worked very hard on all his skills/personality/financial situation in order to put himself in that situation.
we are all gentlemen, and all gentlemen pick up the tab. It is the way the world is arranged.
[QUOTE=Marlow]From this of course every woman has to deduct her expenses such as rental whether in the form of the daily fee clubs charge or the rent for an apartment and advertising.[/QUOTE] As a rule of thumb, a constantely working (6-7 days a week) and really good SP in an FKK-Club can earn 20.000,- Euros per month after her expenses, but before tax.
Of course, if they work this hard, they need breaks and in sum they usually don't work more than 8-9 full month a year. Girls from e.g. Romania or Bulgaria cannot stay/work officially longer than 6 month per year in Germany.
The girls really don't know whom to give a big share of their income, either to the german government as tax or their "business partners". In most cases, "business partners" have better information in the first place and strong arguments to convince these women to give those 50 percent or more to them.
Many girls don't want to pay any taxes in Germany. They say, I will only stay for a limited time, e.g. a three month period here, and then go back. But in most cases, they will stay away for three month and afterwards (need to) come back again and again.
[QUOTE=Marlow]The best bonus is that prostitution in Germany is legal, so by and large women don't need pimps, and they can deduct all their expenses against tax. Unfortunately the sex industry is still run by a mafia of rocker gangs and equally unfortunately many girls come into the business via some pimping operation with the guy taking half her earnings as payment - the well known 'boyfriend'. [/QUOTE]Most women working as prostitutes in Germany come from abroad. E.g., if they come from the east european countries, the day they cross the border until the day they go back to their home country they are "under contract".
Contracts may last for a time period of one or two years. They have to pay on a day by day base a certain sum to their "business partners" who usually speak the same language. If the women want to have a free day, it's a reduced sum. I have heard of up to 300 Euros per day when they want to have a free day.
A business model for a hard working SP I have already mentioned in an older posting:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=441317&postcount=1289[/url]
Other price models include, that the women who start in this job have to pay a certain fixed amount, lets's say something between 30.000,- to 50.000,- Euros to their business partners within a certain time range (phase 1). After they have paid this sum, they are free to leave the job and go back, they are not free to work on their own, in the same or in another club. If they want to continue in this job (phase 2), they are "allowed" to continue and get other, hopefully better conditions from the same guy. Or they have established in phase 1 some good connections to members of these rocker gangs, e.g. security guys or even higher hierarchy in the clubs, who then, in phase 2 - take over the role as business partner sometimes asking more moderate conditions.
The less clear the legal situation of a SP, the higher the sum she has to pay.
The better the SP (in terms of working hard, making money and ruining herself), the higher the position of the business partner in the "system".
Since this business is hard, some significant expenses have to be taken into account for substances and liquids to „stabilize“ body and psyche.
Iseeu and Excess, thanks for the comments. Happy to give the real deal if you get some appreciation form my fellow mongers.
Excess, as a gentleman I would never write down that someone of the quality of Katja has sucked 10,000 cocks, even if we all know it's a possibility!
On the financial front, as a "foreigner" from down under, and doing alright thanks, I know that I will win no friends by paying above or even below the market rate. There's a price which works for all, and these clubs are a shining light on supply and demand. What I get paid an hour and what I pay out is something I am more than happy with.
Show resepct and be respected and we'll all live happily ever after with empty sacks.
C1
Interesting stuff. I was talking more about German born women who have none - or in theory should have none - of the 'contract' problems those from the Ost bloc do. It's like every selling operation in many ways, money is witheld in some form to ensure you don't skip off and take your clients elsewhere. Look how time share is run to pick one example. Yes there is huge money to be made as a certain English woman will tell you - if you can get visiting permission in the french jail where she sits. She was the most successful madam in Europe having numerious lap tops, cell phones and a line up of great girls. she is estimated to have stashed away at least five million pounds.
Indeed nice to hear from one of the many Gentlemen who are both from Down Under and that is also one of their favorite positions.
May I ask, Cunning1, for future reference if you might be from the 'West island', or the North or South islands? I did like the report as mentioned and may we meet at Bernd's one day. I can claim citizenship of the North Island, myself.
Update: my question is answered - I read back a couple of posts, thanks Cunning1.
Ok - time to move back firmly on topic.
I returned to Berndt’s after a long absence. I saw several of the older not quite top tier girls that have been mentioned here, but there were also some young cute ones. There was one who was a 10 or at least close and several solid sevens. One of the nicer looking girls was Mara, a short dark haired girl with an athletic body and a nice C size chest. I asked her where she was from and my heart sank when she said Holland. I asked her if we could do it there in the room and she said sure. So I was hopeful, but was prepared for the worst. It was far from the worst. It was great gf sex in several positions right on the sofa, first cowgirl, then missionary and spoon. At the end of it I asked if I could do cim and she said yes, but it ended up not being very porno with all of it going into her mouth and then into a paper towel. It never made contact with air. We cleaned up, went to the desk, and she quickly wrote something on my slip, flipped it over, and slid it to the manager behind the desk.
As soon as I was done I noticed Lila, the almost ten. She also agreed to sex in the main room in the far corner facing the bar. She did a long and great blow job and then I got on top of her, but after a short time she said that it was too much for her and she would rather blow me. I asked if I could do cim and she said yes, but soon after doing it I regretted it. Now it seemed that she was trying to upsell to cim by claiming sex was difficult. I had read that cim was usually included, but maybe this was an exaggeration. Lila was suspiciously eager to do cim, and Mara didn’t seem to want me to see what she wrote on my slip. Maybe I had just paid for two cims that I hadn’t intended to pay extra for. After the session I stewed for a short and then I asked to see my slip. The cim really was included and I had stressed for nothing. I later talked to a guy by the shower who said that what is great about this club is that nothing is extra.
Did that go for lesbian action too? I asked Tanya, a nice short black haired Russian girl and she said yes. I asked if she had a special friend and she picked Mara. We went to the room behind the window on the lower floor. There were a lot of people in the living room on the other side of the glass because one of the bargirls was retiring after many years at the club and there was a party for her.
The action was great. They kissed each other passionately. They both went down on me at the same time. They both did p2m. We only used one condom, even when I switched girls. At one point I asked Mara if she loved Tanya. She said yes. I said she should tell Tanya and she went crazy. She jumped on Tanya, saying “I love you so much”, kissing her and holding her tight. We finished with a double cim.
I did my last session with Ana. She was tall with short blonde hair and a great size D chest. I asked if we could do it in the living room downstairs, but she said it was too crowded, so I asked about the living room upstairs and she said ok. When we got there it was mostly empty anyway, but it was nice. I was tired out so we went at it for a long time, including a great long bj that ended with cim. There was never any sign of complaint or fatigue on her part.
Summary:
Mara, 22, from Rotterdam,
Looks 7, chest C
Short boyish wavy dark brown hair,
Sex in living room with cim.
Lila, 25, Turkish Kurd from Diyarbakir,
Looks 9, chest D
Long wavy streaked brown and blonde hair
Sex in the living room in the corner facing the bar, cim.
Mara (again), and
Tanya, 26, Ukraine,
Looks 7, chest A,
Shoulder length wavy blk hair. Thick short figure
Sex in the windowed room in the basement while party was going on next door. Lots of lesbian action and double cim.
Ana, 25, Poland,
Looks 7, chest D
Short blonde hair that curves around her head. Tall with a soft figure.
Sex in the main room, but everyone was downstairs. Cim.
Note: The report for my whole trip is in the FKK World section.
Yes, Bernd's absolutely smokes. This is the place to go, but maybe not the first time as mentioned further below.
But Mara must be chest A, isn't she? Not C anyway. If nothing particular has happened during the winter season of course.
Well, it's not a big deal. I will check that personally on the coming Monday...
[QUOTE=Polar]But Mara must be chest A, isn't she? Not C anyway.[/QUOTE]
Unless you eat mushrooms...;) Great reports Catalyst!
[QUOTE=Catalyst]
Mara, 22, from Rotterdam,
Looks 7, chest C
Short boyish wavy dark brown hair,
Sex in living room with cim.
Lila, 25, Turkish Kurd from Diyarbakir,
Looks 9, chest D
Long wavy streaked brown and blonde hair
Sex in the living room in the corner facing the bar, cim.
Mara (again), and
Tanya, 26, Ukraine,
Looks 7, chest A,
Shoulder length wavy blk hair. Thick short figure
Sex in the windowed room in the basement while party was going on next door. Lots of lesbian action and double cim.
Ana, 25, Poland,
Looks 7, chest D
Short blonde hair that curves around her head. Tall with a soft figure.
Sex in the main room, but everyone was downstairs. Cim.
[/QUOTE]
Mara is actually a B cup...
Leila is a C cup...
Tanja is a B cup
and Ana is a C cup.
Yes, Bernd's smokes - but what were you smoking?
Great report.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Mara is actually an A cup...
.[/QUOTE]
Id have to say Mara is a medium B cup. Not a C cup but larger than an A.
I didn't have my tape measure with me, so I'm estimating these measurements from memory, and I may have some of them wrong. I can say for sure there's no way Mara was smaller than Tanya.
[QUOTE=Breadman]Id have to say Mara is a medium B cup. Not a C cup but larger than an A.[/QUOTE]
Oops, my bad. Fixed it in my post. Sorry Mara....
It's good to see so many folks re-discovering Bernds. The girls do an excellent job, hand picked by the management and test driven before being let loose- to be loose. There are girls who won't work there for one reason and one reason alone, but no other club comes near for consistency. There have been poor times at Bernds but that's so with any club.
According to the local forums, Jenny and Laila have left Bernds.
That's bad news, but there's great news as well: Stella is back :).
..... is in the Hof since a couple of weeks. She receives very good reports on the local forums for her service and looks. Dalia seems to be a very similar girl as Didem. She's also Turkish and German raised, quite tall and slender, long blond hair, pretty looks and very good service, both on the couch and in the room. Although new in Bernds, Dalia seems to fit in perfectly ;).
Shame about Jenny; I could happily spend hours with her.
So who does the test driving? I can get a licence if need be!!!
C1
[QUOTE=Cunning 1]Shame about Jenny; I could happily spend hours with her.
So who does the test driving? I can get a licence if need be!!!
C1[/QUOTE]
Well someone's gotta do it. I'm planning my monthly inspection one day next week. If she looks like she needs it I'll grease and lube Dahlia and burn some rubber...
[QUOTE=Hessen Bub]It is "Schwammkopf". Schwamm = sponge and Kopf = head. Equals spongehead.
The original name in English I think was SpongeBob SquarePants.
Hessen Bub[/QUOTE]
.. from somewhere.
And here is is:
[quote=Wikipedia]Schwalm
The Schwalm is a river in Hesse, Germany, right tributary of the Eder. It rises on the north side of the Vogelsberg Mountains. It flows north through Alsfeld, Schwalmstadt and Borken. The Schwalm flows into the Eder near Wabern, east of Fritzlar, after a total length of 97 km.[/quote]
There is also a Schwalm river somewhere near the Dutch border just to the West of Duesseldorf.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]There is also a Schwalm river somewhere near the Dutch border just to the West of Duesseldorf.[/QUOTE]
Runs right through Brüggen.
Cheers,
Dedalus
Sorry, but you guys have really lost it! LOL
qualifications vary. either you have to be the son of the owner (may God rest his long departed soul - heart attack was the reason) or his former partner who was a German middle weight boxing champion. If I'm right the son married one of the girls, a hungarian who went by the name of Vivien - damn him!
After a long winter it was time for the years first visit to Bernds. With the visit to Geizstall on Friday in fresh memory, I really was looking forward to a club where quality is at the top level. I had booked a room at hotel Reuter just 300 m from the club and the room key delivered to club. I parked my car just outside Reuter and walked the few meters in the sun down to Bernds. It was +15 degrees and a wonderful spring day.
Mara’s car was not to be seen outside the club. A slight disappointment, but OK, the car might be on service. And there are of course other girls as well.
Entering the club I was greeted by a new girl I have never seen before. Might be the one called Dahlia below. Looking around I saw three other new girls. Obviously there have been some changes. Mara was standing by the bar - the day was saved. I was greeted by Connie in a good mood – she said something like welcome back in German.
Quick change and shower and then focus on the important issues. Where was Mara? Found here by the bard and quickly off to the sofa downstairs. Some nice socializing, what has happened during the winter etc. She was in a good mood. Had won some cycle competition during the weekend before. Still exercising just as much as before.
The room was waiting so off we went. I was her first customer for the week, so she was really fresh. No use going into all details. Responsive nipples (on A-cups I insist), wet pussy that you can eat on for ever and she gives BBBJ as a goddess. We spent a good one and a half hour and I think I made her come at least once. You never know. I decided to keep my load not to get too tired at the beginning of the day. Some small talk and after a while she started to clean up the bed. Looking at that bottom from behind made me horny as hell so I just had to have her again. No resistance to that, more the contrary. We spent another hour of fucking and sucking. After that, some more small talk and I felt it was time for a short brake. I needed to fill up with some water. She asked with a smile how short the brake was intended to be...I said too long, because I needed to get some fresh air. Hell, were where these clubs when I was 20?
After this extremely good start of the day I started to look around. Unfortunately I have a bad memory for names. There were several new girls whom I don't remember. The only thing I can say in certain cases is that Bernds absolutely offer someone for everyone’s taste.
Stella is someone to my taste and absolutely to put on the to-do list. She spent a god half hour in the sofa sucking a guy before they went off to the room. She seems to know what she is doing, and she is very good looking to my taste. The very thin girl Ina was moving around with a lot of guests. I have not had a meeting with her, I get the slight feeling she moves on a little bit too fast to my taste. Very quickly back from the room and short time on the sofa. But I’m not sure.
The Monday was very quiet. Not many guests but a good number of girls. I felt recovered and started to look for Mara again. Then all of a sudden all girls were called upstairs to the management. The boss had something to say to them. Obviously there is some competition going on between clubs, some foul play sometimes, and girls going back and forth between clubs. Might be the reason why some have left, or have been forced to leave?. It felt rather strange though with only men and not one single girl in the club.
Half an hour later they all were back. Took Mara with me to a room. One hour of 69. She was very responsive and I used a finger to help it out. Here whole body was shivering extensively and she really sounded to appreciate it. I moved my precious piece slightly aside. Don't want getting a bite. A few seconds of recovering and then she continued her BBBJ until I finised with CIM.
After this I really had to get something to eat. The plan was to continue with some action after the late dinner, but I felt too drained. Tanya went around and loudly declared she wanted to do some cock-sucking. Finally she took care of a gentleman by the bar while he was drinking his beer. This Bernds tradition is something special. I decided to call it day despite previous plans. Better to leave when you are on the top, and my mood really was. There has to be a new visit soon.
[QUOTE=Polar]The very thin girl Ina was moving around with a lot of guests. I have not had a meeting with her, I get the slight feeling she moves on a little bit too fast to my taste. Very quickly back from the room and short time on the sofa. But I’m not sure.[/QUOTE]
.. very young blonde who looks like Calista Flockhart and also has Calista Flockhart's body?
I like a woman with a little more meat on her bones.
There is a Polish blonde, by the way, I've seen at both Cocoon and Heavensgate who looks just like Cameron Diaz.
Routard has been with her and describes a session with her on the French forum. I know the Breadman has been with her too.
I'd be interested in meeting a full size German blonde who looks like Elisabeth Roehm from Law and Order, by the way. Any ideas?
E. Roehm apparently was born in Duesseldorf and is half German, half American.
Law and Order got rid of her in a very lame episode. She is fired and intriguingly asks something like: "Is it because I'm a lesbian?" Her boss doesn't reply. (I can't remember though if it was Sam Waterstone who fires her or Fred Thompson).
Could the Calista Flockart have being wearing Uggs and spoting a wonderfull tan line on her behind?
I believe the tall polish girl is names Anna. Great service.
Tanya a short russian girl with very dark eyes should no be missed. Good things come in small packages.
All that has been written about this place is true.
[QUOTE=Visual]Could the Calista Flockart have being wearing Uggs and spoting a wonderfull tan line on her behind?
[/QUOTE]
She of the furry short boots, new blonde do, lithe body, glorious pussy, strategic piercings, and too-much-tanning-salon white triangle front and aft.
[QUOTE=Polar]Entering the club I was greeted by a new girl I have never seen before. Might be the one called Dahlia below. Looking around I saw three other new girls. Obviously there have been some changes.
There were several new girls whom I don't remember. The only thing I can say in certain cases is that Bernds absolutely offer someone for everyone’s taste.
Stella is someone to my taste and absolutely to put on the to-do list. She spent a god half hour in the sofa sucking a guy before they went off to the room. She seems to know what she is doing, and she is very good looking to my taste.[/QUOTE]
The New:
*Dahlia is the tallish big-boned blonde with fleshy(not fat) body. I spoke with her yesterday, but there was something missing in the eye contact, so I took a pass on the test drive even though she has been getting good reviews on the local boards.
*Kim is another tallish blonde, great proportioned body, really sweet and intelligent who's all around good looks raises the house score. When she explained in psychological mumbo-jumbo why she's Ok with the job, she had me sold. Good session although I would not say it was top Bernd's quality- she's holding soemthing back.
*Diana is showing some staying power as it's now about 3 months, although I still don't see her fitting in. Too reserved, although I did catch her a couple of times sitting with legs splayed to the side as the female inhabitants of the Hof are wont to when trying to attract a mating partner.
The Old:
* Stella looks chubbier than she used to? That bubble butt is now more than a couple of handfuls. Short, long black hair, 34C, nice smile. She's back and fits right back in.
The Bad:
News that is. One of the outstanding Hof regulars, who is very popular on this and other boards is planning on leaving the business in the fall. Can't give more details in public forum.
i was told yesterday by a few habitat regulars- lots of competition, many clubs in nrw offfering happy hour pricing, it's the 2nd half of the month, miserable wet winter keeps dragging on, local economy still in the doldrums, etc.
still, full lineup in house: agata, anna, babsy, brandy, dahlia, diana, ina, katja, kim, marcella, michelle, princess, rita, sabrina, sandy, stella, svinja, tanja, tatiana...but no more than 20 men total in the almost 6 hours that i was there.
i had some businessito do at cebit so drove over from hannover in just over 3 hours, route a7- a2- a1-a3-b560. would have taken half hour less, if not for all of the constructions sites and reduced speeds. since my 300 euro contribution to the autobahn constabulary, i've become more careful about those stupid change of speed signs. 300 euro is almost enough for another bernd's visit :-(.
in order to best gauge the true nature of the ecosystem on my monthly inspections, i usually check out one new inhabitant, one permanent inhabitant, and one of my favorites.
started with kim (gorgeous to look at, very intelligent, but she holds something back( 9 looks, 8 personality, 7 session) who is there just about a month. nice girl, hard to see her staying in the hof too long.
followed it up with anna, who i missed last time, and who still gives a great passionate session(8.5 looks, 7.5 personality, 9.5 session) who can be considered a permanent inhabitant.
for the coup de resistance, which i actually arranged during my last visit, an amazing 3-some with princess and marcella. they are close and friends outside the club so this had potential. it began with some hot girl to girl to boy kissing, me in the middle with this huge silly grin from ear to ear, sucking and licking on the upstairs couch, with a very appreciative audience all around us enjoying the show, and culminated with a sweaty, wild, wet, hedonistic free for all in the room with the big bed at the end of the upstairs hall. they were really into each other, marcella made princess come and then marcella returned the favor. at one point, going at princess's beautiful booty while she's lying on top of marcella rubbing boobs and pubic bones, i stuck out my tongue and went from booty to pussy to pussy to booty...wow, i was in heaven. we were all over that bed, trashed the couch, the bedding, the curtains, rolled onto the floor. it was wild. towards the end cuddling in a fetal sandwich, caressing, being caressed, smoldering, sticky, yummy...
it only lasted an hour as i had to run to catch a flight ( i have an overzealous pa), but i could have stayed in that room with those two forever. 20 minute drive to cologne bonn airport, returned the rental, caught the flight and less than 3 hours after leaving the sticky embrace of marcella and princess, i was doing drinks with a prospective business partner in frankfurt. he asked me if i felt ok since i looked a little flushed !!!!!
thinking of going to twice monthly inspections :-) how will i explain that to my pa?
[QUOTE=Iseeu]a sweaty, wild, wet, hedonistic free for all in the room with the big bed at the end of the upstairs hall. They were really into each other, Marcella made Princess come and then Marcella returned the favor. At one point, going at Princess's beautiful booty while she's lying on top of Marcella rubbing boobs and pubic bones, I stuck out my tongue and went from booty to pussy to pussy to booty...Wow, I was in heaven. We were all over that bed, trashed the couch, the bedding, the curtains, rolled onto the floor. It was wild. Towards the end cuddling in a fetal sandwich, caressing, being caressed, smoldering, sticky, yummy...
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Iseeu, what happened when the session got going?
[QUOTE=Toscana]Iseeu, what happened when the session got going?[/QUOTE]
Who remembers? LOL
[QUOTE=Visual]Could the Calista Flockart have being wearing Uggs and spoting a wonderfull tan line on her behind?
I believe the tall polish girl is names Anna. Great service.
Tanya a short russian girl with very dark eyes should no be missed. Good things come in small packages.
All that has been written about this place is true.[/QUOTE]
Hey Visual,
I was good meeting you at Bernd's last week.
I heard people call that girl Mina and Nina. In fact as I was going into a room with Celine, I heard her clearly say that her name was Nina. Maybe it changes.
Cheers,
Dedalus
[QUOTE=Iseeu]The New:
*Dahlia is the tallish big-boned blonde with fleshy(not fat) body. I spoke with her yesterday, but there was something missing in the eye contact, so I took a pass on the test drive even though she has been getting good reviews on the local boards.
[/QUOTE]
Hey Iseeu,
She was one of the bunch on the day I was there who caught my eye and kept it for a while. I had just finished with Anna and had to regenerate, and so I missed her for the rest of the evening, but when I return to the Hof, she is one who I will be looking out for.
Btw; Who is the dark-haired, fake-boobed, smiling lass with a pretty good figure. Big eyes, fair complexion, probably early twenties. Seemed to be constantly busy.
Cheers,
Dedalus
[QUOTE=Dedalus]
Btw; Who is the dark-haired, fake-boobed, smiling lass with a pretty good figure. Big eyes, fair complexion, probably early twenties. Seemed to be constantly busy.
[/QUOTE]
With a darkish complexion and killer body? That's Agata.
[QUOTE=Dedalus]Hey Visual,
I was good meeting you at Bernd's last week.
I heard people call that girl Mina and Nina. In fact as I was going into a room with Celine, I heard her clearly say that her name was Nina. Maybe it changes.
Cheers,
Dedalus[/QUOTE]
Yes, that's Mina.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]With a darkish complexion and killer body? That's Agata.[/QUOTE]
Hey Iseeu,
No, it wasn't Agata, although she was another one who caught my eye that day. The one I saw had a much more lighter complexion and a bit of a tighter body than Agata.
Cheers,
Dedalus
[QUOTE=Toscana]Well not any more, she isn't. Reports have it that Jenny and Monika were fired. For absenteeism. [/QUOTE]
Monika has been seen at the Hof this week so maybe she was just suspended for a while.
I can confirm that Monika was there today when I was there. She's looking pretty good for those of you who like her (and who wouldn't). Rita is back (from holiday) on Monday.
Great sessions with Tanja and Katja and a new one for me, Babsi. Everything said about her is true. Absolutely fantastic.
New girl today is Mona. Another girl like Marcela. Marcela is doing good business and will be a stayer.
Was told that of 10 starters, 5 are gone in 2 days and 2 out of ten become stayers. Not too busy today and fun for all.
C1
Hi Dedalus,
Nice meeting you too.
My only disappointment about Bernd's is that I left too early.
Almost everything that I have read about this place is true. It takes very little time to feel very comfortable. From the time you get the newbie tour to the kiss goodbye.
Can some let me know if Tanja wears the black chocker all the time? Definitely great sweet service.
[QUOTE=Dedalus]In fact as I was going into a room with Celine...
Cheers,
Dedalus[/QUOTE]
... this is good to know.
She wasn't there when we were there.
Did she have her tits done? I hope not.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]... this is good to know.
She wasn't there when we were there.
Did she have her tits done? I hope not.[/QUOTE]
Hey,
I felt no silicone. Not a bad session at all.
Cheers,
Dedalus
[QUOTE=Dedalus]Hey,
I felt no silicone. Not a bad session at all.
Cheers,
Dedalus[/QUOTE]
I am hoping this is the way Celine's tits shall remain.
[i]"Finger weg von den Titten!"[/i] is what I'd like to say to her.
Went to Bernd's and had another great day. The more you go the better you become part of it.
I started with the Ukrainian, Tanja in celebration of the wonderful 4some experience I had in Sydney with an Aussie Ukrainian, Cassandra [url]www.aprivateaffair.com.au[/url] and a Kiwi [url]www.kellymartyn.com[/url] . Great sex and BBBJ CIF finish. Then moved on to Germany's Miss SucknBlow #2, Katja, from Russia, who is a must have. Had sent another guy to see her before I did, and he left after 20 mins with a huge grin. Asked him if it had been good as if it hadn't I would shout him the E50. No way, he was paying.
Told Katja had sent him to see her and she was pleased. She remembered her Aussie (that's me), but not my name (who cares). Got her off twice, fucked her on top, underneath and finished with a mega 69 closing with a mutual blow, me straight down her throat. That girl is an A+++ cocksucker.
Was watching a pretty, but obviously older blonde (43 as it happens, but oozes sexual confidence) for an hour or two off and on and she was smiling back. I was in no hurry so in the end she deliberately moved to a sofa and I moved from the bar where I had been watching porn, to say hello. Her name is Babsi, and as soon as I heard it, I knew it was jackpot time. She speaks great English and had spent 6 great months going from Sydney to Port Douglas, and had worked as a high class escort in all of the best hotels along the way.
Although some may consider her body is not as good as it once was, she still has what it takes. She got in to the DFK and then lent behind her and started stroking me (the famous Bernds move). Next thing she is doing another A+++ blowie in front of the assembled crowd and with the chocolate brown girl Princess, with the killer body, looking on.
Time for the room and 69d her until she had come 4 times. I think you know you've got it when you can get those girls off and keep them cumming. And then she says to me "I want you to blow your load down my throat" and I said "I want to kiss you first". So whilst on top, I'm rubbing my naked cock against her clit and her pussy is in torrents. She says "I think he wants to go in there?". I cover up and then we fuck soft then hard, spin her over, stick my finger in her butt, and fuck her till I blow way down deep inside her. It was lovely.
She's looking forward to me coming back and guess what, I am too.
Now I've been 4 times, I can easily handle the fact that my zero German ability is not an issue. Mara, Marcella, Katja, Rita and Babsi speak very good English and i'm sure more do too.
Interesting to see I now recognise some of the local guys. How many times a week do they go? Lucky bastards! Would you ever get bored?
C1
.. a post on the French forum, Bianca is half Australian, half German.
This might be of interest to our Aussie colleagues on this forum.
I didn't have a chance to check out her English but one of you might want to find out.
Jackyo,
Thanks for that. Which one is Bianca? I don't remember her.
Of course, she will be no good to Excess who only wants to root (f.ck) Aussies at Rugby and Cricket whilst wearing some very black outfits.
C1
[QUOTE=Cunning 1]Jackyo,
Thanks for that. Which one is Bianca? I don't remember her.
Of course, she will be no good to Excess who only wants to root (f.ck) Aussies at Rugby and Cricket whilst wearing some very black outfits.
C1[/QUOTE]
Hey C1,
She's about 5'2", very very tan with shoulder length brown hair, brown eyes, shaved. She's very tight (if I might reveal a small personal detail about her).
She looks 18 and she is 18.
Some guys have complained that she's not very experienced but she is very game and willing to try anything.
By the way, I once met an Australian woman who had lived in Switzerland for a while. She spoke Hoch Deutsch. Spoke some Schwyzertuetsch too.
All with an Aussie accent.
It was quite something else.
I don't remember her, but I tend to ignore the teenies, although if she can talk Okker Aussie then we could discuss chucking another shrimp on the barbie....or maybe I could just f..k the little barbie!
C1
[QUOTE=Cunning 1]I don't remember her, but I tend to ignore the teenies, although if she can talk Okker Aussie then we could discuss chucking another shrimp on the barbie....or maybe I could just f..k the little barbie!
C1[/QUOTE]
At 18 or 19 they need more ripening and practice with their technique. They are not all they are cracked up to be.
Its at 21 or 22 with several years of experience under their belt they are at their best.
Speaking of rooting - Jackyo ( I know that Cunning 1 is hopeless on detail) is Bianca the relatively new small German lady who is supposed to be and looks 18/19 or is there another one that is shy about blow jobs on the couch at Bernd's ?
The one iI saw on her first week or so at Bernd's was very attractive - 18/19 and had almost black hair nicely coiffed and in a sort of helmet style. She was shy about BJ's but I can report that I did see her once in the day performing as we all expect at Bernd's on the couches with her mouth full.
I did not have a chance to try her myself. Is this Bianca or another "B...".
[QUOTE=Excess]Speaking of rooting - Jackyo ( I know that Cunning 1 is hopeless on detail) is Bianca the relatively new small German lady who is supposed to be and looks 18/19 or is there another one that is shy about blow jobs on the couch at Bernd's ?
The one is saw on her first week or so at Bernd's was very attractive - 18/19 and had almost black hair nicely coiffed and in a sort of helmet style. She was shy about BJ's but I can report that I did see her once in the day performing as we all expect at Bernd's on the couches with her mouth full.
I did not have a chance to try her myself. Is this Bianca or another "B...".[/QUOTE]
.. Bianca was at first shy about BJs on the couch but has since relented.
She is definitely petite, has very dark hair which is more brown than black though. Its shoulder length and more or less straight (its definitely not curly). Its her tan which makes her standout.
She has nice curves though. She's not flat as a board.
The only other B I can think of there is Babsi. No wait, there is someone else.. Celine's girlfriend, whats her name... Brandy. Don't think you'd get those two confused with Bianca though.
Someone wrote on the French forum that Celine is actually a lesbian and her partner is Brandy.
Thanks Jackyo.
No, I know the other two "B's" - Brandy and Babsi - no mistake there.
More research on the couches needed - if Bianca is the one that I am thinking of then glad to hear that she has 'lifted (adjusted) her game' on the couches. Very sweet looking girl and worthy of closer inspection as you report. Will also check on the French board for details.
Due to bad airplane connections, I missed out on a full free day at Bernd's last week - this is one 'session' that I do not want to repeat. :-((
Thank you.
To add some "detail"..for any of you who don't know rooting = fucking in Oz.
Babsi.....shivers.....best of the 9 sessions I have had in 4 days. May be more than twice Bianca's age, but experience works for me.
C1
PS How much detail do you need LOL
[QUOTE=Cunning 1]To add some "detail"..for any of you who don't know rooting = fucking in Oz.[/QUOTE]
I'd never have figured that out.
I was thinking: rooting.. hmm.. root vegetables..
[QUOTE=Cunning 1]
Babsi.....shivers.....best of the 9 sessions I have had in 4 days. May be more than twice Bianca's age, but experience works for me.
C1
PS How much detail do you need LOL[/QUOTE]
Hmmmmm.... Babsi and I have had a longish-standing smoldering flirting relationship. Not been consummated as yet. She was first on my 'to-do' list for my last visit but she had a small eye operation that morning and was working behind the bar until she left late afternoon. So it was not to be.
As she has now been initiated to Antipodean ways by Cunning 1, it clearly is time for her move up a notch and get a "taste of Kiwi".
Will oblige on my next inspection tour.
I told her to stay away from Kiwis as they are crap at cricket. She told me she's not interested in All Black anyway!!!
But if she relents you will be a happy man mate, although she does prefer C1 type Aussies...LOL
C1
you go Black, you never go back.
Or so they so. :-))
All good things are mean't to be shared.
Tell her the Aussie guy she loves sent you..it will work...honest.
Hope we're not there on the same day!
C1
[url]http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/[/url]
Bernds announced a [i]Frueling[/i] Party Monday April 30. The number of girls on Parties is usually around 20.
Parties at Bernds are usually very busy with clients. Be there 13.00 to avoid crowds if you're interested.
Please note that Bernds will be closed the next day May 1, due to Labour Day.
Sounds interesting...what are the these parties like??
[QUOTE=Hollandmale][url]http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/[/url]
Bernds announced a [i]Frueling[/i] Party Monday April 30. The number of girls on Parties is usually around 20.
Parties at Bernds are usually very busy with clients. Be there 13.00 to avoid crowds if you're interested.
Please note that Bernds will be closed the next day May 1, due to Labour Day.[/QUOTE]
I was originally thinking of driving down to World and Oase on monday and tuesday....but this sounds interesting.
Has anyone ever hit Bernds when they have a party like this?? Its a pretty small club, think my last visit there were 13 girls and maybe 20 guys at the busiest time. So 20 or more girls...and how many guys crowding into the club?
Just how many lockers are there?
[QUOTE=Breadman]Has anyone ever hit Bernds when they have a party like this?? Its a pretty small club, think my last visit there were 13 girls and maybe 20 guys at the busiest time. So 20 or more girls...and how many guys crowding into the club?
Just how many lockers are there?[/QUOTE]For the moment there are max. 23 girls at Bernds.
They might all be present at the party. There will probably be lots of guests.
The risk is that the club will be so overcrowded that you will not be able to move decently.
There are 28 lockers at Bernds. It might happen that all the lockers are already occupied at 13.30 h. So several guests (arriving together) will have to use one locker or they will have to give their cloth at the reception and they will be locked in a room upstairs.
Personally I avoid such parties.
Enjoy Bonhomme.
I understand that the girls will not be naked for the party on Apr. 30. Lingerie.
Hi,
@Excess: thanks a lot.
@Toscana: indeed, then girls will not be naked.
Feinschmecker on the RF says a couple of the women from Bernds now work at Samya.
[quote=Feinschmecker]
[Hinweis] Bianca aus dem Schieferhof, verwöhnt jetzt im Samya!
Bianca ist mit Jenny, Layla, und "???" schon die vierte Frau, die nun von der Sieg an den Rhein gewechselt hat! [/quote]
Fazit: Bianca, Jenny, Layla and a fourth ex-Hof girl now are at Samya. He didn't know who the fourth girl is though.
it looks like my self-imposed ban on visiting Samya may be coming to an end. Glad for Bianca as she was never comfortable with the standard operating proceedures at Bernd's, and she may blossom in the Samya environment of less public warm-ups. Bernd's will remain the first port of call but with these 3 or 4, Samya's ladies will get a run for their money and perhaps get a dose of the service ethic that Bernd's is known for.
Good news.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Feinschmecker on the RF says a couple of the women from Bernds now work at Samya.
Fazit: Bianca, Jenny, Layla and a fourth ex-Hof girl now are at Samya. He didn't know who the fourth girl is though.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Excess]it looks like my self-imposed ban on visiting Samya may be coming to an end. Glad for Bianca as she was never comfortable with the standard operating proceedures at Bernd's, and she may blossom in the Samya environment of less public warm-ups. Bernd's will remain the first port of call but with these 3 or 4, Samya's ladies will get a run for their money and perhaps get a dose of the service ethic that Bernd's is known for.
Good news.[/QUOTE]
So when are you going to Koln to break your ban? Next week?
Ortos
Funny that you should mention it, Ortos.
I was looking at flight schedules last night and this morning concerning a possible deviation (excuse the expression) via Koeln for a trip that I am required to make towards the back end of May. Seems that the flights that I have taken previously and were perfect for Fkk'ing are not now available. This will be second time in two months that I have missed out on relaxing day in the region.
May be able to move it up - here's hoping.
is indeed at Samya, but under the name of Eleni.
[QUOTE=Toscana]i{Jenny) s indeed at Samya, but under the name of Eleni.[/QUOTE]
There is indeed mention of a Greek girl by that name in recent reports about Samya.
It can only be Jenny then!
Let's hope that the service ethic brought over from Bernds rubs off on the rest of the Samya Besatzung then.
Funny but on another forum I post on there was a dude who wanted to find a Greek girl. He had to specify that he wanted a girl from Greece, not one who would provide Greek.
[QUOTE=Excess]it looks like my self-imposed ban on visiting Samya may be coming to an end. Glad for Bianca as she was never comfortable with the standard operating proceedures at Bernd's, and she may blossom in the Samya environment of less public warm-ups. Bernd's will remain the first port of call but with these 3 or 4, Samya's ladies will get a run for their money and perhaps get a dose of the service ethic that Bernd's is known for.
Good news.[/QUOTE]
These 3-4 women won't be the ones to change anything at Samya. Bianca never really fit in as was evident to anyone who saw her sitting for hours on the couch with her legs closed and a blank expression. Jenny, is sweet, but very quiet- not the leader type. Layla is spirited and fun, but always felt that she wasn't accepted into the German or E. European cliques.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Let's hope that the service ethic brought over from Bernds rubs off on the rest of the Samya Besatzung then.[/QUOTE]A Dutch forum confirmed that Jenny/Eleni and Laila apply Hof service in Samya, including pre-room DFK/BBJ in the bar.
The report also mentioned that they're still welcome in Schieferhof and are allowed to return whenever they want.
I see the point that you are making, Isseu, and I have no illusions that Samya will now rival Bernd's as to service levels and atmosphere.
However, my comment and hope was that all four should bring with them from Bernd's a big breath of fresh-air into Samya if they retain any semblance of the Bernd's esprit and service levels. As I have said in the past, Samya was my first stopping place in Koeln and I enoyed it up to more recent times. Lately I felt that it had degenerated attitude wise but still thought the facilities were excellent. Now, with the gang of 4 from Bernd's there may be sufficient mass to move the Samya attitude scale back up to acceptable levels, at least for me.
Bianca, I have commented on and also agree she wasn't comfortable with the demands of Bernd's public service activities. That's Ok, best for her to move on and glad that she perhaps has found a place that meets her comfort zone - she is very young.
There is for me the 5th Horsewoman at Samya - the lovely Nicole who I also wrote about earlier. Can't be missed as she alone follows the true FKK apparel guide and wears... nothing but a lovely shaved pussy. Will be interesting to see what the Bernd's 4 adopt as their dress code. Nicole appears on Wednesday evenings, is German and provided one of Excess' top 5 all-time sessions running over 2 hours. It simply worked and went on and on and on. So, will try to check in when it can be scheduled.
Thanks, Hollandmale, Samya with BBBJ at the bar and couches will certainly stir the place up and shake the rafters.
With reference to Layla and not fitting into the EE and German cliques, perhaps she will indeed be more comfortable at Samya as besides the nice facilities, I was told by a couple of the girls that the owner(s) are Turks or at least Turks with a long history in Germany as I understand is Layla.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]These 3-4 women won't be the ones to change anything at Samya. Bianca never really fit in as was evident to anyone who saw her sitting for hours on the couch with her legs closed and a blank expression. Jenny, is sweet, but very quiet- not the leader type. Layla is spirited and fun, but always felt that she wasn't accepted into the German or E. European cliques.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Hollandmale]The report also mentioned that they're still welcome in Schieferhof and are allowed to return whenever they want.[/QUOTE]I have my doubts about that. :rolleyes:
I am a total newbie to the German FKK / club scene though they are in easy reach for me, at least the famous NRW clubs. But I have some experience with chinese Saunas / MP and for this reason I always wanted to compare girls and service level between these scenes.
I made my homework and decided to try Bernd's, because there are no starfishes working there and this allows me to choose the girl of my liking.
I arrived early, work finished quicker than expected, and was introduced by Tanja (lovely face she has). I should have made one session with her, but somehow I missed my turn with her, busy as I was all day. So I owe her next time.
Quick shower and a drink in the living room. Nice chat with Celine (German) and the usual Schieferhof practice, BBBJ and DFK on the sofa, then FS in the room, finished with her on top. A nice first round. Now I was relaxed and could choose some more lovelies which were arriving little by little.
I spoke German with all girls and do not know which ones do speak english.
As it was a first time with each girl, I wanted to go with the flow, let the girls play there game. I was not very keen to tick off as many positions as possible, but to meet some lovely ladies and obtain GFE.
During this wednesday I could put some names to the faces:
Living Room
Celine, Monika, Michelle, Babsi, Princess and another young girl with black hair (not as slim as Rita)
Cellar Bar
Katja, Tanja, Brandy, Mara, Kim, Sandy, Rita
I tried the lunch (chicken stew on rice - good) and was ready for my next session. Meanwhile I have spotted Princess. I joined her on the sofa and we started a nice conversation. We discussed if she is more Martinique or Cameroon (agreed on first one). Then she showed me her tongue piercing - a nice sensation during her BBBJ. She likes to kiss and I needed no more advertising to book a room with her. Very gentle session, she decided to finish with BBBJ / CIM and I had no objections.
Now I was ready for some dessert (from the kitchen!) which was strawberry curd cheese. I love erotic massage and ordered one with Sandra when I arrived. Due to traffic congestions she arrived late. All ladies in the Schieferhof are fully naked, the barkeeper ladies are fully clothed and the massage girl Sandra sports a tracksuit. When it was my turn for massage (25,- EUR / 30 Min.) she called me upstairs. In the room she stripped to the panties and asked which kind of massage I like. Again I went with the flow and let her do anything she likes.
If you want "extra" services (BBBJ, HJ) you have to negotiate beforehand (and it costs additional 50,- EUR). I opted for the extras, but did not specify which one.
As usual she started to massage back and legs (and feet, if you like). How do I love these words "please, turn-over" spoken by a gorgeous young lady, when you do not know which kind of surprise will follow.
She started to kiss me all-over, followed by a nice BBBJ. During the massage I kept my hands, but now I could roam, carress, kiss... She got turned on as well, dropped her panties and got on top of me, big "O" for both of us.
This session was better than exptected, the chemistry between us was really good. Though FS is not on her regular menue YMMV.
The 30 minutes are over much to quick. Maybe I am spoiled by the 2 hour services in chinese Saunas / MP. Still highly recommended.
Sandra is working mon, wed, fri.
All my sessions in the Schieferhof were BBBJ (& CIM when finished this way), FS always safe with condom.
Now I am not young anymore, neither too old, but 3 sessions on one day is a good limit for me and in general I am happy and satisfied with that.
I always like those reports of studs laying one lovely after another, managing 6, 8 or 10 sessions on one day. But I do not envy them. This sexual appetite takes its resources, time, personal power, money.
I could have called it a day. But I still had the urge to talk to some ladies, relax, drink (water and o-juice) and somehow found myself in a very nice conversation with Rita (Belorussia). This gorgeous lady is very intelligent and her body, hmm, slim, shaved, nice face, a solid 8/10 for me and the best looking girl in the Hof on that day.
How could I resist? She got me rock-hard on the sofa, more kisses and cuddling in the room and finish with BBBJ with CIM (her choice).
I was done, over my limit and really relaxed and happy. Now I needed some coffee before going home. I took a seat in the living room beside Monika (Hungary). After my second session I already had a very nice talk with her when I was waiting for my massage. Now we continued our conversation.
Somehow she had counted my sessions with the other girls and really wanted to land on me!
Monika is in the middle, agewise, of the Hof-girls. Neither in the twenties, nor in the forties. She has not the hard-body of Princess, but is still slim and well proportioned. Her bonus is the nice face doubled by the wonderful hair (reminded me of Sean Young in Blade Runner). But what made the kill for me is her sexy french accent when she speaks german. You can not resist her (soft) dirty talking with this accent. I could not believe it myself, but she got me rock-hard in no-time and what followed was another very good sessions in the room.
It could not get better after this one, and would not have been possible anyway. A little regret that I could not get to know Mara better, she is on my to-do list for next time. It was time to go. Monika farewelled me and I promissed to return.
[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]
An excellent report by Tom Jeffereson. I am an FKK newbie and need reports like this to guide me in the right direction.
For a first experience, is BERNDS better than WORLD?
[QUOTE=Spanish Main]For a first experience, is BERNDS better than WORLD?[/QUOTE].....no easy question.
Being a Bernds afficionado myself, I would suggest Bernds of course. However, if you're not comfortable with public sex, go elsewhere. And if you prefer a large selection of girls to choose from, go elsewhere also. But if excellent service is most important to you, than Bernds is the place to be. Chances to pick a substandard girl are almost zero in Bernds, but quite big in a larger club, certainly as a newbie.
[QUOTE=Spanish Main]An excellent report by Tom Jeffereson. I am an FKK newbie and need reports like this to guide me in the right direction.
For a first experience, is BERNDS better than WORLD?[/QUOTE]
.. for newbies to follow.
First do a Saunaclub where the women are dressed, then do a true FKK club where the women are nude, then do an FKK club where they have some public sex. Once you've gotten to level three, you are ready to do a PT where public sex is the norm.
Samya is at level 1. World is at level 2. Bernds is at level 3. PT Dorsten is at level 4.
[QUOTE=Jackyo].. for newbies to follow.
Samya is at level 1. World is at level 2. Bernds is at level 3. PT Dorsten is at level 4.[/QUOTE]
Goldentime, Cocoon are also number 2's.
[QUOTE=Breadman]Goldentime, Cocoon are also number 2's.[/QUOTE]
.. at GT though.
Flew in to Germany so needed the jetlag recovery day.
Dropped in to Bernd’s and decided to have the massage by Sandra to unwind the knots in my body. She does a top-less and G string massage for a very reasonable E25, and for 30 mins of pampering as well as some scrotum and cock touching, finishing off with a kiss on the end of your hard-on, I have to say it’s top value.
Rita was there and very busy as was Babsi, so went with my other favourite, Katja. Great Russian girl who absolutely loves sex. I wonder how many orgasms she has in a day, but my guess is a minimum of 6 every day. BBBJ, FS and CIM was just what the Dr ordered. This girl always delivers and has a tongue that must have been trained by the Russian Olympic gymnastics squad.
Decided to try Club M as well to see how things are progressing seeing as how it is trying to model itself on Bernds and Manuela, the joint owner, was previously behind the bar at Bernds. Finally found the place behind the Hotel Nord, and the facilities are good. Lala showed me round and chatted with me for quite a while. They have only been going for 4 weeks and things have some more bedding down to go, but it might well get there.
Had a session with Lala for 30 mins (E50), and she was very enthusiastic, with good BBBJ, DATY had her very wet and hot and nice FS session. I think the jetlag and the fact she is a bigger girl had me struggling for a finish, but a bit of hand and mouth work and I left happy.
I think I will give them a couple of months to bed things own and then call in again.
C1
Hello all,
Could you kindly provide details (location & Web site) for Club M that you refer to?
Thanks so much.
Coxswain
[QUOTE=Coxswain]Hello all,
Could you kindly provide details (location & Web site) for Club M that you refer to?
Thanks so much.
Coxswain[/QUOTE]Club M. is in Rheinbach near Bonn, see this link:
[url]http://www.club-manuela.de[/url]
What can I say that hasn't been said already. Oh my GOD comes to mind.
The level of service was amazing and while I felt a tad strange as an english speaking person in a german club I wasn't made to feel uncomfortable by the girls or other guests.
Negatives. Bernds is a SMALL club, that has almost nothing to do but talk to the girls, the guests, or sit in the Sauna. Found that after 4 hours I was bored and had to leave.
Was there when they opened at 1pm and was one of many in the queue to get in the door.
Key, Towel, and Escort to the lockers. Showered and wrapped in my towel I returned to get a tour by Celine. Tour was short and sweet. Left to my own devices after just a few minutes.
Grabbed a drink and sat on the couch upstairs. Denise started talking to me, and I was soon agreeing to go to a room. Nothing happened on the couch aside from a little under the towel tug and a few kisses. She seemed to want to go to a room before becoming more intimate. In the room she managed to show me the fun a toungue ring can bring to a BBBJ. A few minutes later I was on the edge and decided it would be best to slow down. I tried my best to bring her to that same edge, but she seemed not to want to go over and soon covered and asked me to take her missionary. She was a lot of fun but was soon asking me to take her doggie. We switched and as is usually the case a few minutes later I was finished. Cleaned up and was out of the room after 15-20 minutes. Felt rushed but might have just been a first pop situation.
Shower, sauna, drink, and food. Hour later I was feeling frisky and had been staring a Monika's ass as she walked around the upstairs. Smiled at her and she came over and showed me some of the infamous couch action. 5-10 minutes later with my dick still partially in her mouth she asked if I wanted a room. Well how could I say no. All rooms taken so she managed to get the room upstairs. vinyl bed was strange and kept sticking. She gave me more of a BBBJ than I could stand, but I held off and soon had her riding on top. She was really into grinding and I didn't mind taking my time. 10 minutes later we moved to doggie and I lasted a bit longer than before. Finished just about after 25min once we were in the room.
Another shower, Sauna, drinks, and food. I'd been catching a view of Sandy running around teasing the guys and eventually being taken up for long sessions. So when she stopped for a second I grabbed her and asked to "talk" she knew what I was wanting and soon had my towel open on the couch. Fantastic BBBJ. I asked her about a threesome and she agreed and soon had Denise involved. Off to that room upstairs again where both girls treated me very well. Denise seemed a bit out of the mood and was mostly providing an extra girl to play with sometimes sucking and riding, but Sandy did most of the work. After two earlier pops I was taking my time and towards the end we switched to Doggie and I was stroking hard into Sandy, she was moaning and Denise was rubbing her tits and my balls. I came a few minutes later and Sandy was looking mighty flushed. Not sure if she came or not but she took a few minutes before moving around.
I'd been at Bernds for 4 hours and was "bored" with eating, drinking, and sauna so decided to head south to oase. Paid my dues (270Euro total) and was soon on my way.
For those who cared, I saw a Bianca not sure if she's the girl others mentioned or not and if she was just there for the "party". And the girls ran the gambit from cute and limber, Sandy and Mara, to old and scary (never got their names they wouldn't talk in anything other than german). But in general I don't think I will visit any other smaller or bigger clubs if I can fit Bernd's into my schedule. Monday-Friday is a bit limiting. I had great service from the girls and felt this was a neighborhood bar kind of place. One big Family as Sandy put it.
Not sure how busy Bernd's usually is but there were always a couple of girls free, but maybe not the rooms. So not sure if the party affected things. Anyone else visit this day?
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[QUOTE=Jack195]Negatives. Bernds is a SMALL club, that has almost nothing to do but talk to the girls, the guests, or sit in the Sauna. Found that after 4 hours I was bored and had to leave.
I find that "boredom factor" can crop up even in the large clubs after too many hours, despite all the eye candy. I RTFF regularly, but I can't remember reading if you can leave and re-enter this club during the same day without paying an additional entrance fee. Anybody know? More to the point, I'd like to know if anyone has any experience with staying at the Hotel Reuter and visiting Bernds MORE than twice in a day. It would seem ideal to me to be able to show up at opening time, spend a couple of hours, then wander back to the Reuter to rest up in private and maybe read a little. Then hit it again from say 5 to 6 and again from 9 to close, taking breaks back in the Reuter.
[QUOTE=Whitey2][QUOTE=Jack195]Negatives. Bernds is a SMALL club, that has almost nothing to do but talk to the girls, the guests, or sit in the Sauna. Found that after 4 hours I was bored and had to leave.
I find that "boredom factor" can crop up even in the large clubs after too many hours, despite all the eye candy.[/QUOTE]
I don't doubt that there are folks who read this thread and say: "I've got to go visit this place" and then end up being disappointed with the facilities when they get there.
This is not a large club and facility-wise there are much better places. Folks go because its athmosphere is a very special one. The girls are very service-oriented but they are not beauty queens.
No other club comes close in loose uninhibitedness and pure raunchiness.
It is also more German and more Stammkunde-oriented (rather than tourist-oriented) than any other clubs. Wandering non-German speaking tourists are not its bread and butter.
If you are starting out your FKK career, looking for more to do between sessions or looking for more of an tourist environment, you might want to consider a different club to begin at.
[QUOTE=Whitey2][QUOTE=Jack195]Negatives. Bernds is a SMALL club, that has almost nothing to do but talk to the girls, the guests, or sit in the Sauna. Found that after 4 hours I was bored and had to leave.
I find that "boredom factor" can crop up even in the large clubs after too many hours, despite all the eye candy. I RTFF regularly, but I can't remember reading if you can leave and re-enter this club during the same day without paying an additional entrance fee. Anybody know? More to the point, I'd like to know if anyone has any experience with staying at the Hotel Reuter and visiting Bernds MORE than twice in a day. It would seem ideal to me to be able to show up at opening time, spend a couple of hours, then wander back to the Reuter to rest up in private and maybe read a little. Then hit it again from say 5 to 6 and again from 9 to close, taking breaks back in the Reuter.[/QUOTE]
I never get bored. Part of the experience is to connect with the other guys and the women. For locals it's a social experience, that they go to with some friends from work, the neighborhood pub, or a circle of mongering friends who get together just for that. To fully appreciate a place like Bernd's, connection is important. Even if your German is crap, and you were too shy to suck your mother's tit, you will only maximize your investment if you become part of the flow. At the larger clubs it's also important, but less so, because of the train station effect, with people constantly coming and going. Here, people come to sit, relax, talk, spend some hours cuddling and shmoosing with the ladies, let loose...
Yes, you can leave for a few hours and come back without paying the entrance fee again, but make sure that you tell the thekenfrau that this is your plan when you first get there and also when you leave for your break. You will have to pay the SP that you had been with before you leave.
After my previous afternoon and evening at Selm went back into work mode. Arranged to finish my meetings in DUS by 4 pm. Drove down and checked into the Bonn-Cologne airport hotel and drove over to the Hof.Unusually quiet Monday afternoon and evening. Some old guys, 2 groups of german friends, some Dutch guys who left early and myself.
Some Bernd's stars also missing. Lineup included: Anna, Nansi, Brandi, Celine, Debbie, Inna, Irena, Katja, Kim, Michelle, Monica, Sandi, Svenja, Tanja, Vicky(new, 5th day, Originally Polish,blonde, chunky but not fat, great attitude) and the other large middle age German women whose name I constantly forget. No Mara, Marcella, Princess, Rita, Tatiana in sight.
It was really quiet and laid back most of the time, except for one of the groups of Germans who got rowdy from time to time, throwing things around in the downstairs lounge and roughing it up with Sandi, who was loving every minute of it. Renewed acquaintances with Tanja, who looks great and has a sweet personality, but gives IMO a sub-Bernd's level session, holding something back. Relaxed in the sauna, ate dinner, made some phone calls and was ready for the next session.
Kim is 29 years old blonde German from Koln, who looks great, and is also very intelligent, very nice and speaks a great English, even though she began by hiding that fact and enjoyed herself while i mangled the German language. Great session on the bed downstairs with the viewing glass, ending with COB, and her slurping it up afterwards...Later we lied there and talked for another 20 minutes which is when I discovered her English skills. All this for 50 Euro....
The place really cleared out after 9:30, but I've found that this is the most relaxed, and enjoyable time, since the women are also into this laid back mode. I had planned to do a Katja session, but she just kept disappearing for long stretches of time. Finally, at about 11, I sat down next to Monica upstairs where she was sitting alone with Vicky. I had seen them earlier tag team on an unsuspecting guy, and it looked like they had a good rapport with each other. As I sat down, they exclaimed "Eine Manne!", since things had really slowed down and there were rare sightings of the species.
We got into it on the couch, the three of us. Monica is a star and Vicky, while new, is the perfect new Bernd's girl. I admired her tender areas while she lapped at Monica's breasts and Monica hoovered me on the couch. Ran with towels in hands to the first empty room where we proceeded to go at each other. I DATY'd Vicky while she DATY'd Monica, Monica ate out Vicky till she came, I ate out Monica till she came with Vicky sucking away on her breasts, MOnica rimmed me with Vicky sitting on my face, then Vicky cowgirled me and Monica took her place in my face. Then we went into doggie with me plowing into Vicky while she ate out Monica. Session ended with Monica sittiing on Vicky's face, and me in tight mish in Vicky.
We were all wiped out. The girls really like each other and Monica has taken Vicky under her beautiful wings, helping her out in her first few days at the club. It was a great sweaty, sticky, hot, sensuous session.Vicky is a great addition to the Bernd's lineup as is Kim who's only been there for 6 weeks. On the other hand, it doesn't look like Debbie will stick it out.
There have been some posters who have complained about boredom in ths clubs. I don't know -where I come from, most of the guys would choke in disbelief at the sight of of a room full of nubile naked women ready to have sex at any moment and would never want to leave. As I'm sitting on Bernd's couch with two naked asses and twats a foot away from my face as their owners provide Bernd's class service to other customers, the last term that I would use to describe my mood at that moment is bored. But maybe that's just me....
I'll keep coming back...to be bored.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]There have been some posters who have complained about boredom in ths clubs. I don't know -where I come from, most of the guys would choke in disbelief at the sight of of a room full of nubile naked women ready to have sex at any moment and would never want to leave. As I'm sitting on Bernd's couch with two naked asses and twats a foot away from my face as their owners provide Bernd's class service to other customers, the last term that I would use to describe my mood at that moment is bored. But maybe that's just me....[/QUOTE]
You can only be bored if you do not talk to people. Hof is such an intimate place that it is very hard to withdraw. Believe me, I know: last time I tried go get a snooze in after an all-night flight, and I just could not do it. There is too much going on, and it's all right there in your face. Great place!
Great post, Iseeu!
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It’S really thrilling to wait for the holidays in Germany since I began my mongering trips in the FKKs with the guides of all the seniors 3 years ago. In the past 3 years, I had done my best to arrange my holidays or business trips to Germany just because I am a man with FKK Dependence. For the cerebration of the 3-year anniversary, I arranged journey full of FKK feast.
Day 1: Bernd’s Sauna Club
After repeated visits, Bernd’s became my first choice to start my trip not just because it is the mother of all FKKs but the atmosphere lured my most. Arrived in FRA early in the morning on 30 April, picking up the car rented, and then head for Cologne by noon to enjoy the European atmosphere. After lunch, rushed back to Hennef for just half an hour. After checking in the Hotel Restaurant Reuter, go immediately to Bernd’s. Welcomed by Celine, for sure, naked and stunning and then settled myself done. Everything is so similar to me as if it is one of my residences. Have a cup of coke and sat in the living room. The line-up that day is just acceptable with only 3-4 girls in the living room, but Mara, Princess were all busy. Watch the boring porn and then searched the first pray for my first big load (I became abstinent for 2 weeks for that! ). Monica sat across to me and her smiles became more and more seducing to me. Go there and sat by her, talking about the past and the recent travel. She began to lean on my body, then stroking my chest, abdomen, and then the dick. It had been erected long before her touch because of the additional effects of Cialis. I grabbed her beautiful breasts, implying that I booked her, and then we began DFK, stroking each other, cuddling, and, while she sat upon me, I grabbed both the breasts and sucked her nipple as hard as if she was lactating. She then slipped down between my legs and began the standard service of Bernd’s: BBBJ. Her skills were average to me but all felt so good as the chemistry began to ferment. It was a marvelous quarter as if I were back to the haven in my teenager’s first sexual experience.
Just before I exploded, I stopped her efforts and said that "Let’s go to the room". All room in the first floor and the basement were busy, and then we go to a room near the ladder up-stair. We continued hugging, DFK and then I gave her a period of sensual massage/licking/sucking all-over the body. She spread her leg apart while she moaned, and DATY started spontaneously. She was really in the mood for enjoyment and then we started to 69 position enjoy mutual BBBJ and DATY. Upon her first climax, I immediately began to fill her up in mish. The orgasms persisted as I thrusted her furiously. Screaming and moaning excited me more. I ended up with doggy style before a mirror as I could see my action: grabbing her pendulous breasts and the buttock with the music of moans and flaps as I thrusted form behind. A more than half an hour session but we enjoyed both thoroughly. After shower, I intended to book massage session but the lady had not come yet and there were 3 on the waiting list. I gave up and went into the garden, sat, got fully relax, and took BBQ for supper. The other characteristics that attracted me are the friendliness between the mongers there. A regular custom recommended the local Köln beer (I forgot the exact name) for BBQ, and the taste was excellent. Everything was so intimate as if we knew each other for a long time even German is Greek to me. 3-4 colleagues talked about the girls in Bernd’s and shared our experiences, and we made the same conclusion that Bernd deserved its reputation and the status in the fields of clubs although the line up and the size was not comparable to those big FKKs in other place.
Because exercise immediately after the meals is harmful to health, I decided to go to the basement as an audience. It really deserved staying in the club after months of hard work and saving for the money for mongering. I listened to the chores of mongers and 2-3 girls around the bar with a regular took the lead showing the song admiring some stars (Mara, Babsi, Princess.) in the club with his own speakers and laptops. I just could image the content from the names and laughter because of my poor German. However, the atmosphere is very attractive.
Tired of the smokes and increased audience, I went up-stair to the first floor. To my disappointment, Mara was still busy but 2-3 girls including Monica were there. A good F/M ratio of 1 at that time and one of the couple had begun coach actions. Seeing that, I erected again and then sat next to Bianca. We talked about the scenes of Cologne as she lived there, her feeling about the clubs and her interests. Everything went on its way as we began to explore each other with hands. DFK, BBBJ, sucking and stroking the breasts were my routine coach actions and then we go to the room.
This is the first time I had Bianca after 4 times of visits, and she was so famous because of good services. It is the same true for me even I am an orient. I just lay on the bed, enjoying her delicate BBBJ while I stroking her buttocks, nipples and the breasts. It took a hard job for Bianca because I usually stood long after the first shot. Mish, doggy, lotus position, cowgirl, and reversed cowgirl were tested and we were all drenching wet in sweat. The hard job finished in BBBJ and CIM. Wow, what contentment at the expanse of abstinence in sexuality before this visit!
Bernd’s always closed earlier than other club, besides, long flight made me ‘kaput’, and thus I called it a day and checked out with just 165 Euro for a 6-hour stay in the heaven.
The report on second day was posted at the section of FKK Oase.
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Next Monday 25th June, Routard, Iseeu, and I (maybe Deepvoid aswell) will attend Bernds together. It will be my first time to the "motherclub".
Routard has very kindly offered to pick me up from the airport and chauffeur me for the day, which is very much appreciated. It should be interesting to say the least, and I'm looking very forward to it.
So if anyone wants to join us, feel free....
Now if only I could meet a hottie with as ass like this there:
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[QUOTE=Wan King]Now if only I could meet a hottie with as ass like this there:
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You're just gonna love, Princess' glorious chocolate behind :-)
Oh boy! Visiting the wildest FKK in Germany together with Iseeu and Wanking, I' better take some vitamines before... :o
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Ive just purchased a foreskin replacement kit online!!!
Heard a rumour that Mick Jaggers daughter now works in Bernds!!!
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Just a few words about my most recent visit. Phoned Reuters Hotel in advance but they were booked up for a whole three days. Must have been a group booking or retired clergymen’s conference. Never mind, headed for Oase instead and booked the earliest available date at Reuters. Lesson: you can’t just turn up and expect accommodation. But the boss is a bit laid back and doesn’t always take names, so people sometimes show up on spec and pretend to have booked (not recommended). The hotel is amazingly cheap (35 euros) and they give you a packed lunch too. Incidentally, getting there by public transport is simplicity itself. Take a train to Hennef from Bonn or Köln, then get on the 522 bus (leaves every 30 minutes), and 15 minutes later you will be dropped outside Reuters. Total cost was about 4 euros from Bonn. Noted a second hotel in the village, name of Susännchen. Has anyone stayed there?
The line-up was good: Mara is always good value though in much demand, but sessions with Monica can be recommended (mature but competent), as can Denise (newish, very young and fresh) and Jamila (very attractive though tends to rush – but if you are feeling exhausted you must try her bbbj, boy she knows how to make the impossible happen). The only downside is that the building is cramped, there’s too much smoking, and the garden is hemmed in and you have to be quiet so as not to disturb the neighbours. Got told off for taking cold beer (Kölsch) into the sauna. Remember that you are in a small and conservative country village, which is the main reason why Bernd’s closes early and remains shut at weekends and German public holidays.
[QUOTE=Mind Snatcher]. Noted a second hotel in the village, name of Susännchen. Has anyone stayed there?
[/QUOTE]I think it is Hotel Haus Sonnenschein : [url]http://www.hotel-haus-sonnenschein.de/html/home/main-bild-sonnenschein-01.html[/url]
[url]http://www.hotel-hotels-hotelfuehrer.de/hennef/hotel-haus-sonnenschein.html[/url]
I have seen the place but I never stayed there.
We came from different directions, but we managed to meet us all three in the morning at Dusseldorf airport. We took a coffee together and learned to know us better. I had met Iseeu already a couple of times, but it’s always funny to discover the characters behind the ISG member’s names. Iseeu, Wanking and Routard, from different origins and background , meeting together for the first time that morning but it was as if we knew each other for years. No wonder, we share together our best kept secrets that even our close family are not aware of!
Bern’s was not opened yet, so I went with Wanking to book his room in Selm before. When we arrived at Bernd’s, Iseeu had already had his first session with Rita. It was slow as usual on a Monday afternoon, not all girls were arrived and only a few guests. I decided to go for a first session too and went with Ukrainian Tania. She is together with Rita the best looking girl of Bernd’s. But this session was…how would I say, as a first session. You all know what I mean, I didn’t take the time to try to build up anything, I just fucked and she just did her job. I know you guys love to make detailed reviews about girls to rate their performance. Well, I don’t give a damn shit about what other may tell how good or how bad a girl is. Sex is with two, (or more) partners and when a session is not good, I blame myself as much as I blame her. Yes, at the end of the session, I was the one who apologized!
Meanwhile, the number of girls was growing. I spotted Princess. She was already busy with a customer, so we communicated briefly in French, I told her Iseeu was there also but she informed me that Mara was on holydays. I was very disappointed, I had dreamt of her the night before and was looking forward to see her again.
Iseeu had taken an appointment with Sandra for a massage and Wanking had already had his first session too with Russian Katia. I was looking for my next choice, there were about 15 girls available. Hungarian Monica remembered me from last time even if we had never sessioned before. She is dark haired, easy to recognize with her Cindy Crawford look-a-like mile on the upper lip. She was on my list of to do girls as she always smiles, same as Marcella, so I decided make a try. I knew she had also good reviews, maybe I was wrong not to trust them. I have indeed to admit that she delivers good service, but that was it. Even if she was very friendly, for some reason I can’t say there was mutual chemistry. After the sex we stayed in the room discussing for a while. I was surprised to hear she was already 34. Nice girl.
Iseeu was back in the basement from his massage. The masseuse had given him a BBBJ without completion, he was horny and ready for his next session. We spotted Lisa and Jamilla, two young girls at the bar and had the same idea, doing our foursome with these two. I tried to delay as I had not left enough time between the sessions, but Iseeu was already doing is routine approach. Not easy to synchronise our biological sex cycles. When I arrived at the bar, he was already committed with Lisa. I approached Jamilla, offering her to go for a foursome and I received a strange answer. She apologised as her pussy was out of order but offered to go for a session with only BBBJ and no sex. I told her that I would rather have preferred the opposite and declined. Iseeu showed me Brandy, but I didn’t feel myself fit enough to go for a foursome with Brandy. I declined the foursome and preferred instead to make some savings on my sperm account. I didn’t want to be bankrupted before the end of the night!
Wanking went with Monica and I stayed alone in the sofa in the basement, with Katia giving a BBBJ to my neighbour, her foot on my dick and her pussy flashing me, a typical Bernd’s atmosphere. I was still not in the mood, strongly missing Mara. I realized that apart from Mara I had never had any good experiences in Bernd’s. I agree with the general idea, it’s an excellent club with a unique erotic atmosphere and great performing girls. But I’m looking for real mutual emotions and these girls simply seem to be too good in their job. They are excellent providers but won’t let themselves being trapped by their emotions. I know it’s not part of their contract and can’t blame their for that, but I guess I have been spoiled with my previous experiences. I tried to convince myself to forget about that and simply trying to get great sex and nothing but sex.
Wanking had finished his session too and we went to dinner together. Wanking also seemed to have trouble getting in the mood of this club. We joined later Iseeu in the main upstairs room. Iseeu on the contrary was doing great in his home club after three sessions. He was discussing with an older German guest, comparing notes about other clubs. Svenja was sitting next to us, trying to follow the English conversation. We had fun together and we were getting in the atmosphere. Wanking had indeed been slow until now, but when a legend turns on, nothing can stop him. Dear readers, for your own safety, fasten your seat belts and expect a bumpy ride! For his Hof's cherry, Wanking picked up Vicky, a Blonde D cupped girl, big boobs, big bum, big everything. She might be an experienced Bernd’s girl, but she was far from expecting such a treatment on the coach. Iseeu and I giggled, Svenja near me was watching, her eyes and mouth wide open while Wanking was performing a WKS on his victim. Iseeu smiled and said to me: “We have something to write about!”. Svenja watched at me, her eyes asking me if this was my friend. Hey, don’t watch at me like that, I have just met him today! Yes, we have also to inform Jackson to add it on ISG’s abbreviations, WKS for Wan King Special. When he realized that all the club was watching his performance, he ended the show and preferred to continue in the privacy of the room. Legends can’t give all their tricks and secrets.
Svenja was still in state of choc and came closer to me. From the mirror in front of us I realized she was pretty good looking. she has long dark hairs and a beautiful mysterious face. I told her she made me remember an old girlfriend of me. She came into my arms and we discussed for a while. She is just 24 with Italian origin and comes from Bonn. I don’t remember who initiated kissing, but we soon were passionately kissing, forgetting about the Bernd’s ritual of BBBJ on the sofa before leaving to the room. This time I had an excellent session, but I still was missing true mutual emotions. I had to accept it, I won’t get it this time.
I went back to the living room downstairs and atmosphere was great. Iseeu was initiating a public session with Mahe on the stage of the kino. Wanking wanted to fully enjoy the show and installed himself on the sofa in front of the bed. I decided to do the same and soon there was a small audience watching. Iseeu at his best, this was not to be missed! Here I was, Routard, sitting on the coach as a retard, with a wanking Wanking next to me, watching Iseeu (to be pronounced “I see you” for those who are slow in understanding jokes). Svenja joined the audience too and came in my arms. I was surprised, what about that stupid rule forbidding girls to approach in Bernd’s? Does it maybe not apply to the sessioned girls? Anyway, I was glad she did. No doubt, she was not interested in the show, she simply wanted to be with me. She was so far the best session, she was maybe the best bet for my last one, you know, the one you leave for your favorite. I whispered into her ears to remember me before closing time.
After the great show, we went upstairs again. I heard two guys at the bar speaking Dutch and I guessed they could be the two members from [url]www.ijsberenforum.com[/url] that had announced their visit. I introduced myself and indeed, they were Liefhebber and Hotshot from the Dutch forum. I introduced them to Iseeu and Wanking and noticed another familiar face, Ackbee from the French [url]www.youppie.net[/url] forum. Marcella tried to follow the conversations, switching from one language to another. Brandy felt bored as no one took care of her, so she decided to initiate lesbo coach action with her friend Michelle. Bernd's unique atmosphere.
We had a great social time all together, but time was running and it was nearly closing time. When I saw Princess coming closer to Iseeu, I understood it was time for the last session. I gave a sign to Svenja, and she came close to me too. I had promised a gift for Iseeu and Princess. Princess asked me “J’espère que ce n’est pas quelque chose de pervert? », but when she discovered it, she was grateful. Our biological sex rhythm was synchronized this time, but the last session was not intended for a foursome, so we went each with our favorite for our last hour.
Once in the room, we tried to forget we were in a brothel. I stood behind her took her in my arms. She turned herself in front of me and we kissed passionately. We laid down on the bed and continued kissing. He kissed all my body till she arrived at my dick. She started a BBBJ and turned herself flashing her pussy. I’m not very into DATY, but her pussy was clearly begging for it. I carefully started to taste and it was indeed a clean pussy with still a soap taste. I gently kissed her intimated lips with my lips, my tongue stimulating her pussy. I soon found the right way as the taste of her pussy was changing. I tasted more and more her salty and acid pussy juice and her lips were opening more and more. An open vagina was soon begging to be penetrated. I noticed her lub tube on the bed, I hate to see this, but fortunately she didn’t use it. When I started to penetrate her, she was indeed narrow but she knew from the previous session that I was very careful. I slowly entered, but she was already wet enough to be penetrated completely. She seemed not to have enough of it and took a funny position on her back, her head leaned backwards, her legs widely spread, her knees close to her elbows. She wanted to feel me as deep as possible and enjoyed. Yes, there was mutual pleasure, but not the mutual emotions I was looking for. She seemed to feel sorry about it, as she had warned me before the session she had a boyfriend, the kind of things hookers rarely mention. She seemed to like me but tried to be honest with her commitment towards her boyfriend. Thus, she was not ready to give me her soul, I can’t blame her for that of course. But she seemed to feel guilty for that and gave me instead all the tenderness she could give. We spent a full hour together and I ended in a strong orgasm, my dick inside her, my body resting on her body. My eyes were closing, I nearly felt asleep. She was worried for me as she knew I had a long drive to do. I told her I wouldn’t care to die, having her as my last memory. She was surprised, but it was true.
God, what do I love women! I wish only one thing for my death, that I will still have the smell of a woman’s perfume, the taste of her lips and her smiling eye’s in my mind when leaving forever this world.
I took my last shower, Wanking was already dressed, waiting for me. The good thing with Bernd's is that there are never bad surprises with the final bill. Apart from the first session, all sessions had exceeded half an hour, the last one being close to an hour, but I just paid 200€ for 4 sessions. Svenja stayed with me till we left all three and gave me a last farewell kiss at the door. Outside on the parking lot, we said good by to Iseeu and Wanking and I left to drop him at his hotel. It was great meeting you guys, sorry if I made some mistakes during my report as I'm not fully sure it all happened in that order, but who cares?
[QUOTE=Routard]Svenja near me was watching, her eyes and mouth wide open while Wanking was performing a WKS on his victim. Iseeu smiled and said to me: “We have something to write about!”. Svenja watched at me, her eyes asking me if this was my friend. Hey, don’t watch at me like that, I have just met him today! Yes, we have also to inform Jackson to add it on ISG’s abbreviations, WKS for Wan King Special. When he realized that all the club was watching his performance, he ended the show and preferred to continue in the privacy of the room. Legends can’t give all their tricks and secrets.[/QUOTE]
Routard you are too gracious…All I did was bury tongue in her anus in front of everyone. In fact there was even a smell of shit off it, but with one good lick of the Wan King tongue that disappeared. Great session, great girl. Full report on all this later.
But before I go any further, I want to say a really BIG thanks to Routard for going way beyond the call of duty in chauffeuring me half way around Germany for the day.
I mean it Routard and its really appreciated. How I will ever repay you I don’t know. I guess when I go for my sex change, I can really repay you then :D
Also It was great to meet Iseeu, really a top man. He might not reflect it on the board, but his knowledge of clubs is truly amazing, I don’t there is a club worldwide he hasn’t visited. I felt like the apprentice in his presence. Also If he ever desires a change in career, he could do very well in the Porn business. This dude ain’t shy.
Again much more on all this later.
So Im just in the door, from my 3 day whirlwind adventure. Tired but sexually content, for the next day or 2 anyway. Loads to report on, including a lot of news on PT Selm, had an awesome day there. It is still my favourite sex club!!!!
Also adventures in the Dortmund sex kinos, and an invitation to a Swingers Party from a Kinky old couple I met in a naturist Sauna.
All in the next few days!!!
Routard,
A top quality report and well thought out re the emotional side of Bernds. Good for a shag, but your not going home together.
Look forward to Wan King's follow up.
Thanks for sharing.
C1
Your choice of Svenja was a very good one.
Interesting take on Monica:
[QUOTE=Routard]I have indeed to admit that she delivers good service, but that was it. Even if she was very friendly, for some reason I can’t say there was mutual chemistry. After the sex we stayed in the room discussing for a while. Nice girl.[/QUOTE]
She has so many fans, but this was exactly as I experienced her too. Underwhelming in the Bernd's context.
Thanks for the great report.
[QUOTE=Wan King]I mean it Routard and its really appreciated. How I will ever repay you I don’t know. I guess when I go for my sex change, I can really repay you then[/QUOTE]
As long as you don't lick my ass, it's OK! :D
Looking forward your reports.
[QUOTE=Routard]As long as you don't lick my ass, it's OK! :D
Looking forward your reports.[/QUOTE]
I will now have to spend the rest of my life getting this image out of my mind :-) Thanks,alot.
had a great time, but no time since to report as i'm still traversing central europe on business. hope to find time on the long flight back to the sex penitientiary (wk- there is only one that can really claim that title!) as i have 2 other reports to file, from 2 clubs that have had little coverage here.
routard as ever was his gentlemanly debonair self, and he really went out of his way, driving wk from dus to selm to bernd's back to selm and all of this after he had already driven imself 300 km and before he had to drive himself back another 300 km. a great friend and companion, so smoothhhhhhhhhh.
great putting a face (and body, heh, heh, heh) to wanking, the wanking king. it was his initiative for this little foray and i really appreciate the invite, all though it did necessitate making major changes to my schedule and some raised eyebrows from my conscientious pa. great bud to have a beer with and a venerable encyclopedia on classic porn.
and that scene on the upstairs couch is an isg classic moment, where after eyeing vicky, the well porportioned blonde, for about an hour, he approached her from across the room, without so much as an hello, motioned to her to raise her legs, and just dove into her muff. it's too bad wk that you couldn't see the look on vicky's face as this bear ate away, raising her up so she almost stood on the couch, her shocked (where did this guy come from?) but visibly flushed face with the entire room having a good smile. it seems to me wk, that you did get into the bernd's mood.
it was a slow monday, only 15 women, and not too many guys. both wk and i arrived at dus airport on separate fligts but 5 minutes apart, and found routard waiting for us. we had a coffee, and while r drove wk to his selm hotel, i drove down to bonn to check into my hotel and get some work done, so i could justify spending the rest of day, errr, getting my rocks off. got to bernd's about 1:30 p.m., and took rita for #1. not a great session as we don't really click, but i love her eyes, and had to empty some built up energy after the long flight over the pond. i find her to be the most passive of the bernd's women, and one of the things that i like in bernd's is that they're usually very open and carefree.
while i'm showering off, r and wk make their entrance so already our biological sex clocks were off. i know that one of the reasons that r asked me to join them today is that he harbors a secret desire to get me into bed....alongside him that is, not together him and me, well you know what i mean...went with r downstairs for some drinks and waited on wk to join us.
gave him the lay of the land. in attendance; brandy,jamilla, katja, mahi (new/old bernd's girl- more on her later) marcella, michelle, monica, princess, rita, sabrina, sandi, svenja, tanja, vicky + sandra and later gabi the masseuses. knowing wk's predilection for a well-porportioned but tasty bum, we tried to find good candidates and came up with katja, monica, princess, sandi, tanja and vicky. if i am not mistaken he personally auditioned most of the ones on this list.
made an appointment for a massage- 1 hour waiting time, but sandra gives one of the only real erotic massages in fkk world and for 25 euro it's worth waiting for. in any case, i needed to rejuvenate my fluids for sandra, who last time humped me on the massage table. we're sitting around and talking. tanja comes up to me and asks if i will have time for her today as she remembers our last time- sorry, maybe, no commitments. sandra comes and calls me for the massage and we walk upstairs talking. all of a sudden i hear my name screamed from the girl's dressing room. princess heard my voice and came running to me, smiling face and bobbing boobs showing that she's happy to see me. she knew that i would be there that day, but we hadn't seen each other in almost 2 months due to her vacation. we've become friends over the past year, renewing our friendship once a month and maintaining it in between visits. the truth is that i had missed her.
back to the massage. i get on the table, face down, and hear sandra getting the lotion, etc. ready. i look up and she's nude and i'm staring right at her pubic hair. i give it a kiss, she pushes my head back down, and begins the massage, as always showing particular attention to the prostrate, and perineum, and me showing particular attention to her pert breasts and lovely muschi whenever they're in reach. flips me over, does chest and legs, begins wildly kissing me, begins sucking on my balls, mouths my perineum, tongues jr., and then stops! tells me that she can't do the rest for the next few days. huh? whaddafuck? if she’s having her monthlies, i understand, but what about a blausen? i'm full mast and rearing to go, and remember i saved fluids for this, and she tells me that the massage is over. it was a great massage- no complaints, but now i have a serious case of blue balls awaiting me.
stumble downstairs, with peaked towel, get a drink, make an appointment with princess for the finale, and then go looking downstairs for a likely therapist to relieve me of my pain. find r and wk downstairs. i tell r my need and tell him that sandi looks like a good solution. he sees jamilla next to her and suggests that we go for it together. i agree, and then he disappears for a few minutes. i couldn’t wait any longer, so i approached sandi, and began the bernd’s pre-session ritual (yes, wk, some of us actually talk to the girls first :-0). r returns and asks jamilla if she would join our 4some, and she says she’s sorry but her muschi is out of commission but she’ll give him bbbj. r declines and we try to find another candidate. knowing his preference for a skinny body, i suggest brandi, but r’s scared by her wild reputation. i urge him to make a decision as i’m holding a loaded gun, and the trigger has already been pulled. he can’t, so lisa and i find the closest available room. i’ve always liked her- she’s a nice girl with a wild streak, good sense of humor, and sweet personality. it was an ok session, not spectacular, but then i’d already had a half hour of foreplay with lisa and i wasn’t looking for a long drawn out session.
more, later...
[QUOTE=Toscana]Your choice of Svenja was a very good one.[/QUOTE]
Wish I was there to participate. Sigh.
I am a big Svenja fan too, by the way.
.. who is waiting with baited breath to read if Wan King had a session with Brandy? Call it Bernd's Fight Night: Clash of the WKS Titans. Possibly the only candidate who can top Wan King in the arse licking championship, or at least come second, by ehhhm, a nose.
I have the music system programmed and ready to be cranked up with a loop to read the report with including: Top Gun, Do it to Me One more Time, and Love Hurts.
I see that Routard bailed out from a session with Miss B. - probably wise in his condition, can only hope that the foundations of Bernd's rocked with a meeting of minds and bodies of Brandy and Wan King. Worth the Euro 70 entrance fee alone. If you didn't do Brandy, Wan King, next time as she is right up your ehhmm alley. LOL
The girl put on a teriffic display one afternoon with a monger on the couch in the glass room. He had her doubled over on his lap ass up while licking her ass while she was rimmming him while upside down. "It takes two to tango".
[QUOTE=Iseeu]I will now have to spend the rest of my life getting this image out of my mind :-) Thanks,alot.[/QUOTE]
HA HA HA :D
Dude I already have an image that I will never be able to get out of my mind, no matter how hard I try, and that is of your asshole and balls while you were on your knees licking out that lady during your live sex show. Your ass was about a meter from my eyes. Sorry but NO I wasnt tempted to bury my face in it even though it did look very clean!!! Only problem was that it was male, very male infact....
... and do the reporting ;). I just put Routard (as I do with most of his longer reports) and Iseeu into the RoD. I am saving space for Iseeu's continuation, which will come soon, I am sure, and also for your part of the trifuckta. But I can only edit my RoD report for the next 24 hours.
God, I really wish I could have been there! And to think that I only missed you guys by a week! 'cause next week that time I will hit 'Hof and (for the first time) Goldentime.
[QUOTE=Euro100]... and do the reporting ;). I just put Routard (as I do with most of his longer reports) and Iseeu into the RoD. I am saving space for Iseeu's continuation, which will come soon, I am sure, and also for your part of the trifuckta. But I can only edit my RoD report for the next 24 hours.
God, I really wish I could have been there! And to think that I only missed you guys by a week! 'cause next week that time I will hit 'Hof and (for the first time) Goldentime.[/QUOTE]I visited the hof, for the 3rd time two weeks ago, I was not sure about this club the first time I visited last November, but now I think it is superb, I sessioned with the very beautifully Monica, and the magnificent princess, all I can say is wow. I will be back next month for more, bring it on and enjoy yourselfs. Viscount.
Btw I don't consider myself royality (the name viscount, that is)its just the first aircraft I ever flew.
Starring:
Iseeu as The Porn Star
Routard as The Cool Handsome Stud
WanKing as The Anus Licker
And the Girls as Themselves
Directed by Steven Spielcock
So once again a great thanks to Routard for driving me around, mucho appreciated.
My flight arrived in early which was rare, and once in the arrivals area I immediately went looking for the tall handsome one, known on the board here as Routard. I walked up and down and then saw a guy that fit the description run past me like he was desperately searching for someone. I followed him and then tapped him on the shoulder, and it was a great relief to have located each other. We then hooked up with Iseeu, had a coffee, and then hit the road.
I really enjoyed the time in the car with Routard. Gawd damn those autobahns are just the business as we hit close to 200 kph in places, and it was a great treat for me, as I usually travel by train in Germany. We compared out war stories, talked in detail about the clubs, discussed the various forums and members we had met up with in the past etc.
We finally arrived at the club at 2pm, and I’m not going to go into minute detail here as both Iseeu and Routard have done that in their great respective reports. I’ll give you my highlights and lowlights. Bernds is an awesome club but my day didn’t start great but it certainly improved as the day went on.
When I arrived at the club I was tired having got no sleep the night before, I was also a little stressed due to business issues at home, and as delighted as I was meeting the guys for the first time, I did feel a little like I had to prove myself in front of those two great studs. Bottom line I wasn’t relaxed but did start to relax after a few hours. Another thing that niggled me all day was being conscious of time in the room. With my money being tight, I didn’t want to go over the ½ hour in any of the sessions, and be caught for €100 instead of €50. For this reason I much prefer the partytreff scene these days, pay your €100 and your done. Also I find ½ hour isn’t enough for me, I prefer nearer an hour. I like to take it slow, lick her pussy/ass for a while, then a long blow followed by a slow fuck, and not to be watching the fucking clock. In PT Selm for instance it’s possible to have such nice long sessions with most of the girls in my experience.
After showering I went for a look around and I was disappointed initially by the line-up. Nearly all the women were brunettes, and many looked very like each other, sort of like clones. The guys pointed out the various famous “stars” of the place, like Brandy and Katia. Brandy I though was physically gross, too skinny and crazy looking, and as Routard later pointed out she didn’t appear to do a session all day.
Katia is indeed my type but I wished I had waited a little longer to go with her. When we got to the room I couldn’t get hard for the first ten minutes. Then I was conscious of the time, but once we got into a 69 position it all worked out well. She has a lovely big round ass, and bit tits and I delighted in licking it, also her blow is one of the best I have ever encountered. Sensing I was near ready to cum after about 15 mins of 69, she finished me with a mighty hand job. All done in about 25 minutes. Great girl, great ass. Only after I finished with Katia, I noticed Viki, the curvy Polish Blonde and to be honest she was the only girl there that I was really horny for there, but she was busy so I had to wait a good few hours to get her, but when I did it was worth it.
Next Tanja, a smallish Ukrainian brunette. She has a dark complexion and a beautiful and slim body. Lovely little perky small tits too. She was one that sort of grew on me as the day went on. Licked her pussy, and also got a blow on the couch, then off to the room, but in the room she was too restrictive. When fucking her she kept holding my cock back with her hand, you would swear it was 10 inches long the way she was going on. Really just an Ok session 5/10. But after that I started to relax and my day improved.
Spent a while upstairs hanging with the guys, the two Dutch guys that Routard mentioned were there, and a French guy from yuppie forum. So we spent a while comparing chatting about the hobby, then Viky arrived and plonked herself down on the couch. I was getting really hot for this girl, really wanted her, but I wanted to slowly tease myself and just lech at her for a while. After a while I sat opposite her, and she teased me flashing her gorgeous shaved **** every now and again. I was getting very horny taking it all in, her blonde hair, pretty face, big tits, fleshy thighs…. Then I walked over to her, fell to my knees opened her legs and buried my face in her pussy. It got wet almost immediately. I moved up and sucked each breast, then turned her around and pressed my face into her ass. There was a smell of shit off her hole, which even turned me on more (I am sick I know it :D). I gave a long lick up and down, and that smell disappeared. This was it, this was heaven. I had travelled far, and now here was my prize. 5 foot 6 inches of blonde beauty. Time to fuck her.
But I couldn’t fuck her right there, cos I could only manage a semi in front of the guys. Unfortunately I am no porn star like Iseeu, and while I can certainly have sex in a group environment where everyone else is partaking, I cant in front of an audience.
In places like Selm or Dorsten I usually have no problem unless a group of guys gather around to watch, but if its just couples fucking on the bed, then all is fine.
So Viki and I went to the room, and I licked, sucked and fucked her hard. Best session of the day but as usual I was conscious of the time, and wanted to finish in the ½ hour. We actually ran to about 40 minutes in the room, but she assured me it would only be 50 euro, so that ok. So my total time with her was about 50 minutes including the action on the couch. The girls really don’t seem to be clock-watchers there, but didn’t Jackyo or Breadman report on being charged an extra €50 for going 5 minutes over with some girl at Bernds????????
When I returned downstairs Iseeu was busy on the couch with Mahe. He then went into the room with the big glass window, and beckoned us in. What a show they put on. No limp cock here, the Porn star was at his best, cock nearly ready to burst it was so hard. They played for a long time, must have been near an hour before the Porn star shot a big load that would have doused a fire. While they were at it, the cool handsome stud Routard joined me watching the show with Svenja. I reached over Routard to rub Svenja’s Leg and Routard says “Easy Wan King you are close to my dick, make sure not to grab it instead”. Iseeu got great value there, cos he was easily over an hour with that girl, and she only charged him €50. Also Routard had 2 very long sessions with Svenja, one of which went on for around an hour and he only paid €50 for each of those.
My last session was with Monica, good session but I felt she was rushing a little.
Conclusion:
Bernds is an awesome club but not for those on a budget, the way the women sit around touching each other and showing their open cunts is fantastic. As Iseeu says “They don’t hold back, the girls really kiss deep like they don’t in Oase or World”. Many of them are true Nymphs, who really love sex. It’s a great place for voyeurs too, as there is loads of couch action. When a girl gives a blowjob on the couch, she often gets up on all fours and shows her ass and **** to the rest of the club, or if you are sitting nearby she nearly shoves it in your face. On a couple of occasions there, I was very tempted to bury my face in the ass of a girl sitting beside me who was blowing another guy, maybe I should have. Wonder would she try to charge me as well as the guy she was blowing??
In order to have the maximum experience in Bernds, don’t be too concerned about money. Put aside at least €500 and be prepared to blow it and not worry about it. Unfortunately this isn’t possible for me at the moment, so I stick with the excellent value Partytreffs. Speaking of which it is time to write my PT Selm report…
I also should mention that Bernds is a real regulars club, and Routard agreed with this, that as the girls get to know you more you will get better service.
The adventure continues,
Wan King.
This is from day 3 of my recent trip (still need to finish day 2)
Encounter with a swinging couple in a naturist sauna in Dortmund
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=614590&postcount=13[/url]
Dortmund Sex Kino sex
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=614603&postcount=14[/url]
Well, it was worth the wait: Wan King came through, both on the mat at the 'Hof, and on the keyboard as well. This type of literary collaboration between three of the all-time greats on this board is exemplary. I know Iseeu from our fuckfest at FKKW a couple of years back, and I have had many interactions and PM exchanges with Routard. This must have been a great day of mongering. My compliments to all of you for your diligent reporting.
... and, of course, we are all still waiting for part 2 from Iseeu ...
After my session with XXXXX I needed some relaxation time. Routard introduced us to the 2 ISJBear guys and Youppie guy. While R & WK were off on their respective sessions, I spent alot of time upstairs with the ISJBear guys comparing notes. Like me, they make a monthly pilgrimage to Bernd's which one of them called the "mecca of sex". While we were shooting the breeze, Katja came over to one of them and whispered something in his ear. It turns out that Katja is, in addition to her other well-documented talents, an amateur chef and had cooked some Thai food. (looks like that, blows like that and she can cook- sound like someone to take home to Mama). She brought some over to him, while I salivated at the sight of gloriously endowed Katja serving him a heaping plate of food, which he claimed was very good. Where else would a guy get service like that?
On my visits to Bernd's I make it a habit to do "someting old, something new, and something tried and true. I had already been with Rita and XXXXXX, who qualified as "old" and had a finale session lined up with Princess, the tried and true, and needed to look for someone new. I noticed a tall, long legs, slender, exotic looking, beautifully proportioned woman standing at the bar, whom I had never seen before. She was enticingly beautiful with a smoldering passion in her eyes. Neither of the Dutch guys had ever seen her before, so I was entering uncharted territory, and until a woman has built up some "Bernd's time" under her belt it's hard to know if she has that Bernd's guaranteed quality of service. But from the easy way she stood at the bar, ass proudly stuck out, she didn't look like a newbie, so I went for it, with the Dutch guys' urging to take one for the team and adamant request to report back.
Her name is Mahi. Half Korean, 25% Polish, 25% German. What a lady. Looks like she’s 29 but she’s 39, worked in Bernd’s 8 years ago and came back 1 week ago. Definitely not a newbie. In between she sold insurance. I looked in her eyes and was sold. We went downstairs to sit together. She speaks a wonderful English. I asked her if she had noticed any changes from 8 years ago, and she said that 8 years ago, there were no English speaking guys coming to Bernd’s, but that in the week since she came back, she had seen more English speaking guys than in all her previous years, which she thinks is because of the internet. (jackyo, pls note- it’s all our fault.)
We began the pre-session ritual. Deep passionate kissing, great BJ, wonderfully responsive skin, neck and breasts. I reached behind her and played with her anus. Se thrust her behind onto my finger. I saw WK watching us, but the couch was getting too small, so I suggested that we move to the kino bed, knowing that there, WK could continue to watch. As we stood up, and went into the room , I motioned for him to come closer. We didn’t expect a crowd to gather on the small couch, but neither of us had a problem with it and enjoyed the scene. It was a real turn on knowing that WK and R were there, but even more of a kick seeing Svenja watching us too.
She was very passionate. After some preliminary kissing, I asked her if she had come today? She said no, not in 3 days. I moved down, worked her anus, area between anus and muschi and outer lips, moved up and began DATY. She raised her body into the air and kept her bottom raised, pussy in the air, moving with me thrusting her nexus into my face. I worked 3 fingers into her pussy, found her G-Spot, and began thrusting to accompany the DATY. Se came twice in deep shakes and shudders and coated my face and fingers in her juices. I held her to let her come down from her peak and brought my fingers and mouth to her so that she could taste her own juices. From time to time we looked up, to see our audience at rapt attention, and also heard their commenting on the action. R & Svenja were caressing each other, WK, was well, caressing himself :-)
We moved against each other. She turned to BJ, but I turned her around so that her ass was on my mouth and slowly licked from anus to clit, anus to clit while she ate my balls. She turned to rub her breasts against me and go down on me. We were clinging to each other, rubbing the full length of our bodies one against the other. I was ready to burst, and motioned to er to put my c*ck between her breasts. She said “sorry, they’re not big enough”, and I said “no, they’re perfect”. We rubbed against each other some more and I burst, pouring out copious amounts of come, rubbing against her body and breasts. It was one of the most memorable sessions I’ve ever had.
The crowd dispersed. No one left a donation for the performers, not even a round of applause. We laid there for another half an hour talking. She is super-intelligent, raises dogs for a hobby/living, and a great person to talk to. Very opinionated and perceptive. She critiqued my life and was right about everything that she said. I love smart women who speak their minds. And she sensed it. She looked at me and said, “you know that I have never had such a session before, not now, nor in all my years here”. I said “you probably say that to all of the men”. She said, “actually, no never before.” I thanked her, she said no, thank you.. …I went to take a shower and make a work- related phone call to the US, and when I came to the upstairs lounge, R tells me that Mahi was looking all over for me. About 10 minutes later she plops down on my lap, plants a big kiss on my lips and says, “Where were you, I wanted to sit with you.” Then tells me again, that she really liked our time together and wants to be together the next time I’m in the club. I don’t usually write a play by play, but the time with Mahi, was just so sensual and special, and that live sex show scene so unique, that it deserves the detailed account from the performers' perspective. I'll leave it to the audience members to describe it from theirs. As R said, "something else to write about."
True to my word, I gave a thumbs up to the Dutch guys, one of whom had XXXXXX splayed over his lap. I joined Wk and R+Svenja on the upstairs couch and spoke with an older German guy who takes the train up from Munich once a month for a monthly pilgrimage at Bernd’s. (Do you notice that there’s a trend here?). It was getting late. WK went off with Monica – I knew that he wouldn’t be able to resist that undulating butt. R and Svenja were getting more and more into each other. Princess came over for our date. R rushed away and came back with our gift- 2 small bottles of a special liquer for Princess and I to share. It was totally unexpected and such a nice gesture. What a gentleman.
My session with Princess was, as always, sensuous beyond description. We know each other’s rhythms by now and it all flows so naturally. We went to our favorite room, the one near the shower with the big bed, couch and mirror. We kiss, we cuddle, we giggle, we whisper sweet nothings. Closest thing to real GFE that I've ever had. She came 3 times, I came twice. Once, almost sans gummi. We both wanted to, but stopped ourselves before it was too late. The final time for both of us, was with her beautiful butt in the air, me half standing, half crouching behind her, facing the mirror so we both could see the slow action. Wow. When we were done, she took one of the Routard-supplied bottles, poured it all over my body, licked it up and sucked me dry using my cum as a chaser. Wow.
I wobbled out of the room and into the shower. Everyone else but R & WK who were waiting for me had gone. Dressed quickly and went to pay and then got another surprise. I had done 2 normal sessions, 2 long sessions of more than an hour and one massage. The bill should have been at least 325 Euro, but they charged me 275. Someone undercharged me.
I don’t know how an experience at a club can be better than this. Good friends to talk to and share in the fun, great women who know what they’re doing to have sex with, the VIP treatment that we receive there, the whole out there in your face vibe of Bernd’s. Yes, I’ve become jaded and spoiled. When I have sex in my normal life and when I go to any other club, I end up comparing them to the ultimate yardstick, and very few can favorably compare. It’s not fair, I know. Bernd’s is a surreal world, not life, and we can’t expect the real world to be like this. Then again, why not?
Time to go back to work, the real world calls. Said my goodbyes at our cars to my 2 good buddies. We laughingly said that maybe we should deny to the ISG board that anything ever happened. Mes Amis, Wk and R, bon voyage, thank you for a great day.
[QUOTE=Wan King]Starring:
Iseeu as The Porn Star
Routard as The Cool Handsome Stud
WanKing as The Anus Licker
And the Girls as Themselves
Directed by Steven Spielcock [/QUOTE]
Thanks for the credits. Do you think Ron J. has anything to worry about?
[QUOTE=Wan King] I immediately went looking for the tall handsome one, known on the board here as Routard.[/QUOTE]
You mean the suave, debonair, conqueror of women's hearts and souls, and tall and handsome to boot. Too bad, he's already taken ;-)
[QUOTE=Wan King]I did feel a little like I had to prove myself in front of those two great studs. [/QUOTE]
Wow- thanks again. I have never been called a great stud, but will print new business cards soon. WK, you didn't;t need to prove anything to us. We love you just the way you are. (sung to Billy Joel)
[QUOTE=Wan King]Katia is indeed my type but I wished I had waited a little longer to go with her. When we got to the room I couldn’t get hard for the first ten minutes. Then I was conscious of the time, but once we got into a 69 position it all worked out well. She has a lovely big round ass, and bit tits and I delighted in licking it, also her blow is one of the best I have ever encountered.[/QUOTE]
That's why she's consistently number 1 or 2 in the BJ rankings, and has been for years. BTW, if I recall Tanja beat her out for number 1 last year.
[QUOTE=Wan King]..then Viky arrived and plonked herself down on the couch. I was getting really hot for this girl, really wanted her, but I wanted to slowly tease myself and just lech at her for a while. After a while I sat opposite her, and she teased me flashing her gorgeous shaved **** every now and again. I was getting very horny taking it all in, her blonde hair, pretty face, big tits, fleshy thighs…. Then I walked over to her, fell to my knees opened her legs and buried my face in her pussy. It got wet almost immediately. I moved up and sucked each breast, then turned her around and pressed my face into her ass. There was a smell of shit off her hole, which even turned me on more (I am sick I know it :D). I gave a long lick up and down, and that smell disappeared. This was it, this was heaven. I had travelled far, and now here was my prize. 5 foot 6 inches of blonde beauty. Time to fuck her. .[/QUOTE]
This was an all time classic moment. You building yourself up, her teasing you across the room, all of us watching as this developed. And then the headlong plunge into her muff and her incredulous face.
[QUOTE=Wan King] But I couldn’t fuck her right there, cos I could only manage a semi in front of the guys. Unfortunately I am no porn star like Iseeu, and while I can certainly have sex in a group environment where everyone else is partaking, I cant in front of an audience.
In places like Selm or Dorsten I usually have no problem unless a group of guys gather around to watch, but if its just couples fucking on the bed, then all is fine.
So Viki and I went to the room, and I licked, sucked and fucked her hard. .[/QUOTE]
And deprived the rest of us of more classic moments.
[QUOTE=Wan King] It’s a great place for voyeurs too, as there is loads of couch action. When a girl gives a blowjob on the couch, she often gets up on all fours and shows her ass and **** to the rest of the club, or if you are sitting nearby she nearly shoves it in your face. On a couple of occasions there, I was very tempted to bury my face in the ass of a girl sitting beside me who was blowing another guy, maybe I should have.[/QUOTE]
You should have. At Bernd's it works.
[QUOTE=Wan King]
I also should mention that Bernds is a real regulars club, and Routard agreed with this, that as the girls get to know you more you will get better service
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Can't argue with this- it's certainly been my experience, and justified the special trips to NRW, time spent away from my impossible schedule, and thousands of euro spent.
But even with the special service, it's even more special to have been able to share the experience with you and Routard.
Great report- thanks.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Wish I was there to participate. Sigh.
I am a big Svenja fan too, by the way.[/QUOTE]
in the heat of things, and I said to the guys, that wouldn't Jackyo just love to be there.
Next time...
Iseeu, I managed to also get your second part into my RoD summary before the edit deadline expired. Great job, is all I can say.
Having been to Berndt's, I know how it can go there. But when three legends of this board come together for a fuckstival like this, it's something special.
BTW, Routard, note that I managed to do the RoD links correctly ... unlike somebody else who wanted to link to my series of reports in Rio, but managed to always link to the same report :D
Well, not much can be said about the reporting by the Three Amigos in Lust than Bravo !
Comprehensive with drama, comedy and just a touch of sex. :-))
For me, FWIW, what comes through the posts from the 3 gentlemen are: The Joy of Sex in the FKK environment but of course especially in that special place called Bernd's; the added spice and fun when there are "Mongers in the House" to share the afternoon and evening with; the girls and management that makes Bernd's what it is; reading and experencing vicariously 3 undoubted masters of the FKK Universe enjoying themselves and fully 'working the Bernd's system'; the wonderful thing that Ata created and Jackson has worked his ass off to build and maintain - International Sex Guide - allowing us to expand our carnal knowledge and share; and finally, Bernd himself RIP - for what he created and has been amazingly maintained after he left us for the Mongerland in the Sky. Very, very rare in the Service Industry. I am very doubtful that there are any Virgins left for any of us in Heaven now that Bernd has spent some years there. And I bet that those who remain all give great BBBJ.
As always, YMMV on any given day in any club or with any girl. But as Louis 'Satchmo' sang - "What a wonderful Life."
I will encourage the three reporters and leave them to place their series of field reports in the Reports of Distinction as they have earned the right to bring to the attention of future mongers the day the Three Amigos did Bernd's.
"All for one, and one for All".
Congratulations Gentlemen and thank you.
My only small regret - that Brandy and Wan King didn't meet in the heat of battle. I understand that she isn't your type, Wan King and respect that but it would be a no-holds barred session that you would never forget as competitive Brandy would fully appreciate and respond to your mode of operation in every sense.
[QUOTE=Excess]I will encourage the three reporters and leave them to place their series of field reports in the Reports of Distinction as they have earned the right to bring to the attention of future mongers the day the Three Amigos did Bernd's.
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Not necessary for them to field and RoD hyperlink, as I already placed them into RoD right after Routard had put his masterpiece down. As the other reports came in, I modified my RoD post to include them all.
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=614799&postcount=149[/url]
[QUOTE=Wan King]HA HA HA :D
Dude I already have an image that I will never be able to get out of my mind, no matter how hard I try, and that is of your asshole and balls while you were on your knees licking out that lady during your live sex show. Your ass was about a meter from my eyes...[/QUOTE]
Well at least it's an image that's worth remembering! If you ask nicely I'll climb up to my scanner and send you a poster-size blowup :-;
[QUOTE=Wan King]Sorry but NO I wasnt tempted to bury my face in it even though it did look very clean!!! Only problem was that it was male, very male infact....[/QUOTE]
I am so proud-all those hours of douching have paid off. Receiving the Good Houskeeping Seal from the Anus Licker himself is an honor. He should know a clean one when he eh, licks one.
Just why exactly were you studying my a-hole so closely?
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Well at least it's an image that's worth remembering! If you ask nicely I'll climb up to my scanner and send you a poster-size blowup :-; [/QUOTE] Please do...:D
[QUOTE=Iseeu]I am so proud-all those hours of douching have paid off. Receiving the Good Houskeeping Seal from the Anus Licker himself is an honor. He should know a clean one when he eh, licks one.
Just why exactly were you studying my a-hole so closely?[/QUOTE]
Ha ha, most beautiful anus Ive ever seen, thats why :D
No seriously it was just so close there was simply nothing else to look at, apart from the girls feet, which I also inspected closely!!!!
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Just why exactly were you studying my a-hole so closely?[/QUOTE]To judge by his report, I don't somehow think he was checking for anal bleaching. WK likes 'em just as they are. LOL.
Great reports guys. Little Tosc was in spirit there with you on the sofa.
Sorry guys, I was travelling while you were having fun on the board . I discovered your reports in an airport terminal on my PDAphone, but couldn't easily answer. I guess other passengers took me for a crazy dude laughing alone while reading text on my cellphone. There was a girl sitting in front of me, smiling, her eyes asking me to share what makes me laugh, but I just couldn't...
[QUOTE=Iseeu]You mean the suave, debonair, conqueror of women's hearts and souls, and tall and handsome to boot. Too bad, he's already taken ;-)
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To all female readers, stop sending me PM. They are just joking, trying to shape caricatural descriptions from the characters to make our stories more fun to read, I'm just average looking.
Yes, I manage to get with some girls much more than what they are supposed to give for money, but the key for this is simply to detect those with mutual chemistry. At average in a given club, there are never more than 1 or 2 girls for mutual chemistry, and I guess this is true for anybody. Positive reviews on this board about girls will not help you in any way to find them.
I met Mahe at the bar and we discussed together for a while. She is indeed a very interesting person, I started conversation in German with her, switched to English and finished in French. But it was clear for both that there was no mutual chemistry between us. She is very frankly, for example when I couldn't share her love for dogs, she told me she couldn't understand people who don't love dogs. Iseeu on the contrary had an excellent mutual chemistry with her. I realized this not during their session, but afterwards. She was desperately looking Iseeu everywhere in the club and she came to ask me if I knew where he was. Believe me, I can read in girls' eyes...wished I was Iseeu at that moment.
Same goes for Viki, you bet she will never forget Wanking! Three different dudes, each their own personalities, each their own key to a woman's heart. Sure I will not go through the same path as Wanking to reach it. ;)
Hey Iseeu, if we didn't give a round of applause after your session, it was simply because we tried to be as silent as possible, we didn't want you to lose your concentration!
[QUOTE=Euro100]Routard, note that I managed to do the RoD links correctly ... unlike somebody else who wanted to link to my series of reports in Rio, but managed to always link to the same report :D[/QUOTE]
Sorry for this, when I noticed it, it was already too late, as we don't have 2 weeks anymore to modify our reports. Be ready for new reports to link on the Rio thread, only 2 weeks left to rest from my latest adventure before hitting the Mecca for mongers!
[QUOTE=Wan King]My flight arrived in early which was rare, and once in the arrivals area I immediately went looking for the tall handsome one, known on the board here as Routard. I walked up and down and then saw a guy that fit the description run past me like he was desperately searching for someone. I followed him and then tapped him on the shoulder, and it was a great relief to have located each other.[/QUOTE]
What scares me is that you found me in the middle of a crowded Dusseldorf airport simply based on my ISG reports....
[QUOTE=Wan King]I really enjoyed the time in the car with Routard. Gawd damn those autobahns are just the business as we hit close to 200 kph in places[/QUOTE]
"You can be my wingman anytime", as said Iceman to Maverick in Top Gun.
[QUOTE=Wan King]Another thing that niggled me all day was being conscious of time in the room. With my money being tight, I didn’t want to go over the ½ hour in any of the sessions, and be caught for €100 instead of €50. [/QUOTE]
Sorry to hear it was an issue preventing you to fully enjoy, as this happen's seldom in Bernd's, just watch what we have really paid at the end.
[QUOTE=Wan King]After a while I sat opposite her, and she teased me flashing her gorgeous shaved **** every now and again. I was getting very horny taking it all in, her blonde hair, pretty face, big tits, fleshy thighs…. Then I walked over to her, fell to my knees opened her legs and buried my face in her pussy. It got wet almost immediately. I moved up and sucked each breast, then turned her around and pressed my face into her ass. There was a smell of shit off her hole, which even turned me on more (I am sick I know it :D). I gave a long lick up and down, and that smell disappeared. This was it, this was heaven. I had travelled far, and now here was my prize. 5 foot 6 inches of blonde beauty. Time to fuck her. [/QUOTE]
Once again, just for the fun. Yeeh, we can't get enough from it!
[QUOTE=Wan King] We actually ran to about 40 minutes in the room, but she assured me it would only be 50 euro, so that ok. So my total time with her was about 50 minutes including the action on the couch. [/QUOTE]
I told you!
[QUOTE=Wan King] I reached over Routard to rub Svenja’s Leg and Routard says “Easy Wan King you are close to my dick, make sure not to grab it instead”.[/QUOTE]
I forgot this one!
[QUOTE=Wan King] Speaking of which it is time to write my PT Selm report…
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Can't wait to read this!
[QUOTE=Routard]But it was clear for both that there was no mutual chemistry between us. She is very frankly, for example when I couldn't share her love for dogs, she told me she couldn't understand people who don't love dogs. [/QUOTE]
She probably meant "doggy"! :D Who could be against doggy?
[QUOTE=Wan King]The girls really don’t seem to be clock-watchers there, but didn’t Jackyo or Breadman report on being charged an extra €50 for going 5 minutes over with some girl at Bernds????????[/QUOTE]
On his first trip to this club, the Breadman booked Aylin (unfortunately, she's no longer at this club) and she charged him for an hour as he extended the session beyond the normal window of time they allot.
I don't believe it was because he was over by five minutes though. They were at it for at least an hour.
[quote=Iseeu]I asked her if she had noticed any changes from 8 years ago, and she said that 8 years ago, there were no English speaking guys coming to Bernd’s, but that in the week since she came back, she had seen more English speaking guys than in all her previous years, which she thinks is because of the internet. (jackyo, pls note- it’s all our fault.)[/quote]
This is probably true. I can't recall running into any English speaking guests at this club when I first visited it in 99.
I know the Dexter Horn groups liked to camp out at this club and shuttle between it and its sister club at Sankt Augustine-Meindorf (where you could pay the entrance fee at one club and gain admission to the other one without any additional expenditure).
Sankt Augustine-Meindorf was an even better club, IMHO. It was looser and girls were more inclined to be wilder. Katja is the only left of the SAM team. She and I go back a long way, if you want to put it that way.
Before newbies make a beeline to Bernds, I should mention that this is not the best club to begin an FKK career at. It has a very distinctly local flavor to it: the clientele is mostly local and the girls are mostly German speakers.
Also, the exhibitionism of the place would probably be too much for someone just new to it.
But it does have a very stable [i]Frauschaft[/i] (as compared to [i]Mannschaft[/i]) and though one might not visit it frequently, one can be assured that when one does return, more or less the same girls will be there. I can sit here thousands of miles away and picture most of the girls you mention by name in your postings.
My next Bernds visit? Late October. Will anyone be around?
[QUOTE=Jackyo]But it does have a very stable [i]Frauschaft[/i] (as compared to [i]Mannschaft[/i]) and though one might not visit it frequently, one can be assured that when one does return, more or less the same girls will be there.[/QUOTE]
One of the keys to Bernd's long- running success, is that for a girl to last there against the competition, she has to provide consistently good service and have staying power. The local clientele keep coming back because they know that their favorite SP will be there Mon- Fri, every week. The lack of a revolving door, and the need to build a loyal clientele, keeps the "FKK mercenaries", those women who move from club to club depending on the ebb and flow of business and location of the next big Messe, out as to be successful at Bernd's they have to make a personal commitment to stay through good times and bad.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]My next Bernds visit? Late October. Will anyone be around?[/QUOTE]
It's a date. I should be back 2-3 times before that and don't know my exact schedule that far ahead but we should be able to work it out.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]
I don't believe it was because he was over by five minutes though. They were at it for at least an hour.
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I rarely ever go an hour unless im busy with daty for the first 15 minutes. I had a watch on...and the time hit 40 minutes before I was done. And she even came into the locker room to inform me that since time had run over she had to charge me for an hour. Had she told me in the room that we had run over time I would have stayed for the extra 20 minutes.
You told me that in this club one didnt have to watch the clock, I did but figured I wouldnt have to rush things even though the half hour was approaching. This was on our very first trip...so I wasnt about to argue about it.
Now on the last trip we did together I had a couple of 'half hours' easily go into the 40 minute times and never received a one hour charge....one even went over an hour as the girl wanted me to give her a massage. So in the end what's to complain about.
Great club, great women...lets leave it at that ;-)
[QUOTE=Breadman]I rarely ever go an hour unless im busy with daty for the first 15 minutes. I had a watch on...and the time hit 40 minutes before I was done. And she even came into the locker room to inform me that since time had run over she had to charge me for an hour. Had she told me in the room that we had run over time I would have stayed for the extra 20 minutes.
You told me that in this club one didnt have to watch the clock, I did but figured I wouldnt have to rush things even though the half hour was approaching. This was on our very first trip...so I wasnt about to argue about it.
Now on the last trip we did together I had a couple of 'half hours' easily go into the 40 minute times and never received a one hour charge....one even went over an hour as the girl wanted me to give her a massage. So in the end what's to complain about.
Great club, great women...lets leave it at that ;-)[/QUOTE]
Maybe Aylin tacked on an "oversize surcharge", i.e. She had to work twice as hard to accomodate a dick which is twice normal size.
:-)
I was thinking of going to the Hof on Thursday 26th July after an absence of a year or so. When I phoned Hotel Reuter, it was fully booked.
Does anybody know if there is a big group going that night (for example, another 'Orange Invasion' as so graphically described by Gaston la Gaffe a few months back)? If so, I might try another night.
And is there someahere else ahere I could stqy within walking distance? It would be good to have over a few beers while watching the fun also.
Last but not least, will any of the Kings of the Hof going be there that night? I would appreciate some guidance on who is who amongst the new faces
Does Herr Reuter at the hotel speak English, if I were to send him an email in English to reserve a room would that work?
Also, can someone please tell me if Bernd's has any problem with 'colored' Auslanders?
Thank You,
Jack
[QUOTE=Jack Anderson]Does Herr Reuter at the hotel speak English, if I were to send him an email in English to reserve a room would that work?
Also, can someone please tell me if Bernd's has any problem with 'colored' Auslanders?
Thank You,
Jack[/QUOTE]Yes I got a reply from Reuters hotel, in English, but it took a week, I dont think you will have a problem at Berndts. I have seen all nationalities and colours there. They also have a black lady, called Princess,so dont worry.
I hope that helps.
[QUOTE=George Bickham]I was thinking of going to the Hof on Thursday 26th July after an absence of a year or so. When I phoned Hotel Reuter, it was fully booked.
Does anybody know if there is a big group going that night (for example, another 'Orange Invasion' as so graphically described by Gaston la Gaffe a few months back)? If so, I might try another night.
And is there someahere else ahere I could stqy within walking distance? It would be good to have over a few beers while watching the fun also.
Last but not least, will any of the Kings of the Hof going be there that night? I would appreciate some guidance on who is who amongst the new faces[/QUOTE]If all else fails,there is a train from Henef to Koln at 0020hrs,it takes about 40 mins,and there are lots of hotels within walking distance of the hbf in Koln.
.....with lots of girls, but unfortunately they're not naked:
[url]http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de/inde...of_galerie.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de/index_schieferhof_galerie.htm[/url]
[QUOTE=Hollandmale].....with lots of girls, but unfortunately they're not naked:
[url]http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de/inde...of_galerie.htm[/url][/QUOTE]
... much larger and more glamorous than it is in real life!
Thanks for the update.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]... much larger and more glamorous than it is in real life!
Thanks for the update.[/QUOTE]
...and the women all look like model types, tall, lithe, athletic types- definitely not the Bernd's women we've all come to know and love,,,
[QUOTE=Iseeu]...and the women all look like model types, tall, lithe, athletic types- definitely not the Bernd's women we've all come to know and love.[/QUOTE]Hey Iseeu,
I am one of the Dutch Guys that you met on your last visit to Bernd's (we were a black and white-team aka Liefhebber and Hotshot, I was was the white guy;.)
I disagree, the girls in the pictures are definetely the girls from the home-team. I recognize most of them. OK, the blond which appears on most pages (in her white panty) was not there THAT day! (most of the time she is not there on Monday's). XXXXX is also in the pictures, put on your glasses and look again my monger-friend. I must admit; having looked at them naked SO MANY times could make it hard to recognise them with their "clothes" on. LOL
Reading your reports I realize I have to apologize to you.
I was the one that was just a little bit earlier in booking Sandra for an extended massage (so thats why she had allready fullfilled her quota for the day!. She is only allowed to do 2 "massage+"-programs a day!. The earlybird cathes the. Masseus) I also was the one that kept you waiting for Princesse.
BUTTTTTTTT. I am very glad you enjoyed your day anyway:.))
Thanks for testing Mahe for "the team", I will probably test her services the next visit!
If I find the time I will post my impression of that memorable day so readers not have 3 but 4 different perspectives on the same great event.
CU2, Robert (aka Liefhebber)
[QUOTE=Iseeu]...and the women all look like model types, tall, lithe, athletic types- definitely not the Bernd's women we've all come to know and love,,,[/QUOTE]
Yes, this question crossed my mind immediatly I viewed the updated website:
Are these girls really the girls at Bernd's these days? Not what I remembered or expected. Does any one of you regulars recognise any regular Bernd's girl in the pictures?
Thx
Ortos
[QUOTE=Ortos]Yes, this question crossed my mind immediatly I viewed the updated website:
Are these girls really the girls at Bernd's these days? Not what I remembered or expected. Does any one of you regulars recognise any regular Bernd's girl in the pictures?
Thx
Ortos[/QUOTE]No sign of the two stars, namely Monica and Princess. Maybe library photos of some sort?
[QUOTE=Ortos]Yes, this question crossed my mind immediatly I viewed the updated website:
Are these girls really the girls at Bernd's these days? Not what I remembered or expected. Does any one of you regulars recognise any regular Bernd's girl in the pictures?
Thx
Ortos[/QUOTE]
.. to pose for the photos.
I expected to recognize some of the team but none of them looks familiar.
And nude women in the small garden in a small inflatable pool? Never seen that ever.
The girls on the picture's are most certainly from the home-team. (I am willing to bett serious money on it! )
For instance; Iseeu MUST recognize the girl which is leaning against Connie's bar. (look again, its. XXXXX! )
Ok, there was some Photoshop involved because on some pictures (in the upstairs "livingroom") a few girls apear mutliple times. Just look at the shoe's! (sometimes it's a big help to be a forensic detective. LOL)
They also changed the hair and haircolour of some of the girls to prevent recognition (but Princesse is not in the pictures because HOW on earth would it be possible to change her appearance so nobody would recognise her? Hahahaha)
The pictures were taken somewhere in may this year (I believe someone from Youppie.net was present that day?.please confirm! )
I know, to some of you these babes look TOO HOT to work in Hennef-Lichtenberg but. They DO! (Bravo! Hurray!. Where a my carkeys? , is there enough fuel in my car to drive the 280Km? If I leave NOW will I be there at 1300, just in time to get a massage+? Why don't I have an alibi planned for today? )
Just an idea;
Men always want what they cannot get! So if there is a room full of "clothed" girls they always want the one that is naked OR if they are all naked they want the one girl which got her clothes on (Masseus-Sandra? )!
The time I was there that the girls had their "clothes" on (halloween-party) they looked VERY SEXY!
(Mara as Catwoman.Wow! Princesse as a little devil with red net-stockings. Monika with a vampirella-wig. Michel as Police-officer with handcuffs. Need I say more? BRRRRRRR! )
Looking at these pictures. PLEASE introduce one day a week where the girls use this dresscode! (but leave ONE girl naked! Hahaha)
GRTZ,
Rob
..taken a while back soon after the renovations. The girls worked there at the time. If he had hired models they would have looked better than those in the fotos...what you have are originals. If Bernd's is known for one thing, its for not faking it - either on or off the mat.
The girl with short brown hair on the right before the pool in the garden is Marcella. I don't recognize the other girls ...
Pics were taken about 2-3 month ago at Bernds.
There are only a few different girls on the pics, the rest was made by photoshop ;) Girls were made taller, hair colors changed and so on.
At Bernds they do not like to see discussions about "who is who on the pics", so the best is to stop it.
I will not even try to describe how I got to the Saunaclub Lichtenberg (which is Bernds (no ' used used on their website) official name when they answer the phone). My GPS took me from Frankfurt to Bernds mainly on the Autobahn A3, but for the last few kilometers guided me through a succession of extremely narrow and hilly roads that I thought were impossible to still find in 21st century Germany. But by 1:30 pm I got there, and the few parking spaces in front of the house at Schieferhof 28 were already taken. No problem, they have a gravel-surface “Privatparkplatz” just two houses down at number 24.
I ring the bell and hear the customary shout “Türe” from the lady at the upstairs bar, which summons a naked girl to greet you at the door. In my case it was Celine (24 years, German, from Cologne, tall and slim, very small breasts, a bit of ink and a couple of piercings, and long curly black hair). She gives excellent service, as I knew form a previous visit.
A word about the facilities here: everything is small and intimate; there are no hiding places to where you can withdraw to spend some time by yourself; it has the feeling of a neighborhood bar, where – just like in Cheers – “everybody knows your name”. You will not find leather couches and cool décor, like you would at Goldentime or FKKW or the other big Frankfurt area clubs. There are only 8 bedrooms (3 in the basement, 3 on the first floor, and 2 on the second floor). One toilet! Yes, they have a sauna, but no whirlpool. The very small outdoors facilities are a joke. There is no other way to describe it. The pool is actually an above-ground little plastic tub of perhaps 3m diameter. Neighbors can get a look into the backyard, and so outdoor action is strongly discouraged. At best you can sit outside on a plastic chair and cool off a bit. The food is not up to the better clubs’ standard, either. So the entrance of €70 is a bit stiff, even though all alcoholic beverages are included.
So what is so great about this club? One word: service! No clock-watching, and things like DFK and BBBJ are automatic; CIM is included in the price. It’s raunchy and raw at times, and always relaxed. Sometimes you feel like you are an actor in a porn movie, getting your tool worked on by your girl, while the girl working over your neighbor on the same couch sticks her ass in your face. A lot of regulars are here, and the girls greet them by name and a little kiss. I had a lot of good chats with several of the guys; we are all brothers here, because sharing our “girlfriends” really does contribute to some bonding.
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Speaking of bonding: since DFK and BBBJ is absolute minimum standard for every session here, this means that every mouth you kiss samples pretty much all germs from all cocks of all the other guys in the house. … Just a thought! :D … Bring a bottle of Listerine (I bought a travel-size one in Germany for less than €1), and rinse thoroughly after every session! Plus, it freshens your breath, too! (OK, end of commercial break; back to the report).[/i]
First I went for a massage with Tanja. €25, and I felt great afterwards. She lubed my up with baby oil, and worked by backside extensively. Since she declared right away that she does not do “erotische Massage”, I didn’t even get my hopes up. Fine by me.
Then it was time to look around and see who was available. My two previous favorites, Agata and Diana, had quit. Katja is still there, but has quit smoking and put on quite a bit of weight as a result. I am not trying to be judgmental, but she has now pretty much moved out of my weight class, as they say in wrestling. Of the 15 girls, who were there during the day, I would say that none was ugly by my standards. I could have done just about every girl. But there were two who were clearly outstanding in my eyes: Princess and Debbie. Two very pretty faces mounted on total killer bodies. Princess is black, from France, but with roots from Martinique, and she will turn 21 in October. Debbie is Caucasian, with a very nice tan from her recent vacation, blond, blue eyes, 29 years. They are a study in contrast: Princess is youthful and exuberant, with an almost innocent and joyful air to here. Debbie can be friendly and smiling, but also has a steely hard side to her, which sometimes shines through. She has seen and done a lot, and I think she is getting to being ready to retire from this business. If I sound too harsh on Debbie, let me add that I am probably even more attracted to her than Princess. But again, killer bodies and very pretty faces on both.
My first session was with Princess, and it was great. We chatted a bit, and when she heard I was form the US, she said that there were a lot of extremely pretty African American women in the US. We discussed Beyonce and Halle Berry and others, and I said to Princess that she can hold her own against any of them. And I really do think so, BTW. She knew how to excite me almost effortlessly. 15 minutes of foreplay on the upstairs couch, and we went to a room. She did another very long BBBJ, and I was fighting to keep my load just a little longer. Then she mounted me in reverse cowgirl, and when that perfect ass below super-tight hips lowered itself down on me, I already knew that this would be a one-position session. ;) We cuddled a bit and made out like teenagers. 40 minutes after we entered the room, we exited, because another girl stuck her head into the room and told us she needed it. €50. After the session and the customary showers she joined me again upstairs for a drink and some conversation. Again, this is something you are going to find more likely at Bernds than at other German clubs. The girls really try to give you a quality experience and not mass-process you.
Then it was time for Debbie. I was sitting on the couch in the basement and saw her come down the stairs. Eye contact, a slight nod of my head, and she was sitting next to me. Earlier in the day I had seen her process three (old and overweight) guys in rapid succession without any couch foreplay. I was determined that this would not happen to me. But when we started to chat, I got the feeling that my worries were unfounded. She was very friendly and open, and did not seem to be rushed at all. We chatted for at least half an hour before BBBJ, with occasional DFK after the first 20 minutes. I found it incredibly interesting to talk with her. She had started in the business 7 years ago at Bernds, then moved to Atlantis, then Oase, and occasionally also to other clubs like Goldentime and Palace. She did not like Goldentime, but loved working at Oase. She told me that for her the math was easy: up to 400 men pass through at peak times each day, and if 390 say no to her, she was still doing great. She said that she pushed CIM and two-girl, extra time, and so on. It dawned on me that Debbie was a “shark” in retirement. (Or perhaps still active???) She said she loved the Messe times, because she used to make around €4000 per long weekend at Oase, with a lot of “stupid guys” (her words) giving her huge tips or sometimes just paying her for the whole evening. She is a girl that can wrap guys around her fingers and keep them there happily.
We had very good couch action and then went to one of the basement rooms when it opened. She started another very competent BBBJ, and we went into 69. Yes, she made the requisite noises, but after our previous conversation I could not help but think that it was fake. We went through numerous positions after putting on the rubber, and it was all very athletic and competent. But again, no real deeper connection was established in my mind. Long story short: I am shooting a blank! We gave up after 35 to 40 minutes. It was not that it wasn’t enjoyable and sweaty and everything, but just no release in the end. Bummer!
We just hung around in the room for another few minutes and talked. I asked her how often she comes, and she said never on the job. She said she was particularly annoyed by guys trying to lick her to completion. One regular guest tries this often on her, she said, and he was in the house that evening. “You can lick until the doctor arrives, and I will not be able to come” was the line she used. Others, though, do get into it, according to Debbie. In particular she mentioned Brandy, who will often order guest who start with DATY to finish what they started. (I was determined to give Brandy a try after that, but when I asked for her, she was already gone for the evening.) According to Debbie every girl in the ‘Hof and everywhere else she has worked at uses lube gel. Another downer for those of us who think that they can get a seasoned FKK pro wet! Debbie said that they all insert it right after the shower, and then they press a bit and squeeze out a little of the gel at the opportune time: bingo, you got a girl in heat ;).
Well, we talked about many more things in her and my life. But I won’t bore you with the details. Eventually we got kicked out of the room. I went to the downstairs bar after the shower, had a few brewskies, and talked shit with the fellows, and with Celine and Jessica. A guy from Switzerland was getting an offer for a two-girl session from Celine and Svenja, which we could not refuse. The warm-up act on the couch was already a nice show! Like I said, Celine gives quality service.
OK, by now it was 10 pm or so. I thought about another session. Debbie came down and sat two barstools away from me. We both put our feet on the stool between us. She clearly wanted to continue our earlier conversation, and so we kept chatting for a while. Even though our previous session did not turn out the way I wanted, I had to admit that just looking at this great body and pretty face got me horny again. I felt that, now that I knew where she was coming from, I could do better. So I asked if she wanted a rematch. Sure! We moved to the sofa, and boy did she ever throw outstanding foreplay my way. For obvious reasons I did not bother to reciprocate with DATY. We were on that couch longer than most sessions at other clubs last, and I saw that the other girls and certainly the other guys were getting very interested in the show that we (OK, mainly Debbie) put on.
We went to the same downstairs bedroom as before and continued where we had left off on the couch. While she gave me more BBBJ, I explored her body with my hands and mouth. Not primarily for her enjoyment, but for mine. She also dispensed with the fake moans of earlier, which definitely helped me. Ten minutes later, as I felt I was getting close, I pulled her over on me for 69 and buried my face deep. I busted a big one that seemed to go on forever. Like a trooper, she took everything. She complimented me on the taste of my juice. (According to Debbie: smoking, in particular cigars, makes sperm taste bitter. The sweetest tasting sperm is obtained through drinking copious amounts of pineapple juice.)
After taking yet another shower, I went upstairs. It was close to midnight by now. Shortly thereafter Debbie came into the room as well and snuggled up to me at the bar. I asked if she wanted to sit down, and she agreed. We continued to chat another half hour. I was starting to wish that I had met her outside the club. She will make a fine trophy wife for someone some day. I must say that I have never learned so much about the business in so short a time from someone as from Debbie on Friday. And maybe I also learned a little about myself.
OK, there you have it. That’s the ‘Hof in a nutshell for you. Just a great club! And what makes it a great club is how the women interact with you. Nothing like it in Germany. If I had to pick between Bernds and L’uomo, my favorite club in Rio, perhaps I would still pick L’uomo, but it would be close. And even though Germany is an industrialized country, the Saunaclub Lichtenberg is actually cheaper than the better places in Rio. My whole day here cost me a total of €245 (=70 entrance+25 for the massage+3*50 for the sessions). As I checked out and paid, Debbie and Princess were called over for the traditional good-bye. The thought of having had these two beauties caused a grin on my face that lasted until I arrived at my hotel at the airport.
[QUOTE=Euro100]every girl in the ‘Hof and everywhere else she has worked at uses lube gel. Another downer for those of us who think that they can get a seasoned FKK pro wet! Debbie said that they all insert it right after the shower, and then they press a bit and squeeze out a little of the gel at the opportune time: bingo, you got a girl in heat ;)[/QUOTE]This is very interesting. I guess now I know why most women don't approve of fingering.
What Euro 100 say is worth remembering before anyone gets carried away by the experience. As Jackyo often says internal temp readings are the best guide to girls on heat! Nine times out of ten it is your money that turns them on, if they throw the switch at all that is. Fingering, well they don't like it because of uncut nails and the chance of a scratch which is an 'open' invitation to disease, and some men think fingering and hammering are the same thing. As a girl once said to me, you men come out of there and spend the rest of your lives trying to get back in!
Sexfan.....don't think Bernd's are worried about discussions - hell, they've been top of the popping league in Germany for a generation and discussed to kingdom come..er, yes i did mean that...on the german boards for yonks.
Jackyo doubted the outdoors picture. That atrocious looking plastic tub is really there. So this part is real. The right of the three girls standing in front of the tub is likely Macella (I am hoping that I did not butcher the spelling too badly).
Iseeu: the blond athletic type was actually represented twice on Friday. The blond girl in the white panties is very likely Debbie, who I reported on extensively below. But it could also be the other blond girl (sorry, I don't know the name), who had a very similar build, only set slightly wider.
I also recognize two other girls in the outdoors picture, who I saw on Friday. The one on the very right was definitely there.
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[QUOTE=Marlow]Sexfan.....don't think Bernd's are worried about discussions - hell, they've been top of the popping league in Germany for a generation and discussed to kingdom come..er, yes i did mean that...on the german boards for yonks.[/QUOTE]
Just take a look at the following posting by the Bernds "Clubleitung" at roemerforum:
[url]http://www.roemerforum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116998&postcount=8[/url]
Well how unusual, think Bernd's are playing King Canute........and it's not up to them..
Hi everyone,
I'm definitely going to visit Bernd's this trip. I have directions, and even though I understand some German, they seem confusing to follow in German. Would anyone mind posting directions in English (I'll probably stay at a Ibis hotel in or around Koln), or refer me to a post number that would have directions?
I'll be in Germany for a week (Wed-Tues). I know Bernd's is only open M-F, but is there a certain time or day that would be ideal to visit? And likewise any day and time that would be subpar? I have a totally open schedule so I can go any day or time.
I'll be sure to report back (hopefully reporting on how amazing the girls are) after I visit. Thanks in advance to anyone that posts directions or day/time recommendations.
[QUOTE=Travel100]Hi everyone,
I'll be in Germany for a week (Wed-Tues). I know Bernd's is only open M-F, but is there a certain time or day that would be ideal to visit? And likewise any day and time that would be subpar? I have a totally open schedule so I can go any day or time. [/QUOTE]
I would make sure I got to this club early. The earlier the better. It is a small club and the worst thing which can happen to you is getting there and having them turn you away because there is no locker space. As to which day of the week is best, I have been there early in the week and late in the week and have not seen much of a difference.
I would particularly want to get there early if they are having a special event. Then the club can be voll besetzt.
Travel100,
Here is what you do: rent a car with navigation system or even buy a cheap portable one (~200 euros) in an electronics store. If you cannot or do not want to afford this, then do the following.
Fire up your favorite web browser and go to maps.google.com. There you type in [i]from: koeln, germany to: schieferhof 28, hennef-lichtenberg, germany[/i]. Print out the map and directions that this generates. Then zoom in a few levels to your destination and print out a map through Lichtenberg. This will help you navigate the streets of that hamlet. You can even zoom in all the way, and with the Satellite option get a picture of the house. I am attaching the picture of the house on the left and the gravel parking lot on the right. (The address in the computer system is slightly off, BTW, and points you to their parking spaces at Schieferhof 24).
Another reason to come early: only then can you get one of the four coveted parking spaces right in front of the house. Don't just park anywhere! They do not want you to park in their driveway. And most certainly do not just park somewhere on the street, because neighbors have a habit of not just complaining, but in some cases taking action. Nothing ruins an trip to a club more thoroughly than getting your car towed ;)
Have fun
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.. about where ex-Hof (Bernds) girls are now to be found.
Someone (was it Euro100?) was looking for Agata.
Here is a sequence of messages by Meindorfer and Feldstecher on where she now is:
[quote=Meindorfer] Ist Agatha noch im Artemis ? [/quote]
[quote=Feldstecher] die habe ich zuletzt im LivingRoom gesehen. [/quote]
Feldi answered this on the 22nd of June so this information must still be fresh.
On that thread one can also follow the migration patterns of Jenny, Didem, Layla, Bianca, etc...
A separate thread discusses the sad news that Tatjana is leaving the club and returning to private life.
Yes, I mentioned Agata. But I was not really "looking" for her. If she had been there, cool, if not, fine as well.
I know that some of the RF guys obsess with who is where and when, and that they trace the girls. Often when the girls change clubs, they change names, too. In our ISG forum I have posted a few of those location/name changes, too.
I can understand that the girls would rather not be identified in the pictures that the clubs post on their websites. They really REALLY don't want their "professional" and private lives connected. (As so most of us, BTW). And any small sliver of information posted on them could cause someone somewhere put 2 and 2 together, and figure out who they really are. The Internet is so powerful, it's scary.
Indeed, comings and goings are discussed on the German threads and of course, in the Hof itself. From last week's visit on the couches at the last stop before Heaven, Tatjana was mentioned as leaving (not by her) - however, two of the ladies said that she was not at all popular with the girls due to attitude and that her business had slowed down. Celine was observed to be very quiet with guest visits all day/evening - was growing visibly frustrated over it, and it was mentioned by girls independently from this to be seriously considering moving on. Debbie - ditto as to both frustration over lack of visitors and moving on possibility. Brandi too was almost without guests for most of the afternoon/early evening - traded in her skin for clothes and worked behind the bar for the evening until an old customer arrived about 9ish and she visited the blue room behind the lockers with him for a session. Brandi was described by two of the Hof girls as being "crazy" and in one case "perverse". I didn't know if I should take that as a criticism or a compliment. otherwise a reasonably busy mid-week. As always, take with a grain of salt as "club girls never lie."
Bernd's inspection report to follow.
[QUOTE=Euro100]My GPS took me from Frankfurt to Bernds mainly on the Autobahn A3, but for the last few kilometers guided me through a succession of extremely narrow and hilly roads that I thought were impossible to still find in 21st century Germany.[/QUOTE]
Yes, it's strange, my navi (the BMW own system) did exactly the same. It's a very pretty route, but it takes much longer, and that's bad when Bernd's is the destination. Basically, it takes you off the Autobahn one exit too early. Now I ignore the first exhortation to leave the A3 and it automatically sorts itself out and takes you the quicker, sensible route.
Have been sent on the scenic route by a navisystem before and now like Toscana override it, or on the last run the car had a navisystem that took the direct route.
Speaking of which. Sometimes you have to laugh.
Arrived at Koeln airport - hopped into a brand new car ready for Bernd's - Audi as free upgrade with Navisystem. Turned it on and what do you know? Last destination was Lichtenberg - the Hof !!!!!!
The car had a total of 45 kilometers on the odometer. Nice to see that mongers have their priorities right !! NO deviations except at the Hof itself.
Pissed myself laughing all the way down the highway.
Had a chance for all full day/evening back at the Hof after a number of false starts. A great time again.
Missing from the familiar faces/names were Svenja and Anja. Most everyone else present and accounted for. I was welcomed in by Celine.
There were a few long-standing 'to-do's to be done and so I got down to it.
First up, was Babsi. Babsi and I have had a smoldering relationship that was yet to be consumated due to schedules and days off when I visited. Today was our day. She was behind the bar and I told her that today was our day - Yes, she said. Now?? Indeed.
On to the couches, for some quiet chat time and things progressed as they do at Bernd's. We both knew that when it was time for the room. On entering and getting settled, I told Babsi that we were going to go for an hour. She responded Ahh, two shots? I said let's see but I suspect that we have a lot of ground to cover with one good shot. She liked that of course. A full program evolved including her showing me her trick nipples and how to extend them on command. Ask yourself when your with her - it is all about her neck and shoulders - amazing reaction. Good time - multi positions and lots of talk - didn't realise that her English was so good. Agreed that it like all good things was worth waiting for and we would be happy to do it again. Fun lady and very sensual when she gets going which she does quickly.
Spent some time doing the things that you do at the Hof - lounging about, talking and listening and flirting. A number of Francophone visitors arrived and Princess was very well taken care of for the day/evening.
On the long-over due list was smiling Marcella. Again due to conflicting schedules we hadn't been able to get together previously. Today was again to be the day - and it was going to turn to be extraordinary.
Marcella was very surprised that we were able to communicate pretty well in her native tongue. This provided for very good time both in and out of session time. A very strong and heady chemistry built up. I was very surprised when she told me her age. She is actually older than most guess. A lovely lady.
It was decided that we would continue to the room after about an 45 minutes on the couch in conversation leading to the Bernd's preliminary. It turned out to be a very GFE hour and intensely enjoyable. 'Nuff said.
After cooling down with a shower and 1/2 an hour cuddling on the couch - I did the gentlemanly thing and told her gently that I would love to spend much more time with her on the couch talking as we were, but that I realised and respected that she and the other girls were working and that I was inhibiting much further interaction between the guests and her by staying beside her. I told her that we were going to have the last hour together and to not forget. She seemed to be genuinely touched by the consideration of her work situation, thanked me profusely for that, and we parted with a long kiss and I left for downstairs to give her some space.
After spending time observing - a few nibbles from the buffet and drinks. It was time to jump back into it following the two very goods sessions . Viki had made a couple fo trips to chocolate mousse bowl while I was eating more substatial fare. I kidded her that it was calorie free - and she giggled each time. She does need to watch her time at the mousse bowl.
Back to the upstairs, Marcella was busy elsewhree and I moved over eventually after chatting with Babsie at the bar to the couch near Viki. One thing led to another and I decided seeing that the lovely Monica was on the other side to invite her to join us - this she did. I was ready for a troika.
We spent awhile playing together - a few guests only around. I told Viki that we both knew that she liked the chockolate mousse and that she should go get some. She came back with a small bowl and a spoon. By then little Excess had raised his head due to Viki and Monica's attentions and Viki proceeded to apply some chockolate mousse to little Excess and lick it off with the Bernd blow job. This went on a couple of more times with Monica joining in - the verdict from the girls? Lecker !!! Some raised eyebrows from the Thekendamen, but hey it's the Hof !!!
Time for the room. The session was fine - not earthshaking and would probably not repeat with the two of them together. Clearly I was not able to inspire them to scale the heights - one of the first questions in the room was are we going to go for an hour? I said no as I couldn't see 200 Euros worth without a test firsat. Glad that I didn't. In any event a good session.
After shower, more time chatting with the Francophones and some of the girls. As always - gossip and whatever. Tatijana, Debbie and Celine considering moving on from Bernd's according to the gossip. Brandi with limited customers. Rita ditto which surprised me as it wasn't an entirely slow day. Some Sauna time and chatting with the downstairs T'Frau who was replaced mid-evening by Brandi in civilian clothes. Told brandi that she was also on my to-do list and cried on her shoulder. Ah well, part of the fun.
In any event, it was now getting on in the evening and approaching the last dance. Coming up stairs, I saw that Marcella was just begining to be involved with a customer and they shortly moved off to the room. After some time I went off to shower and then the toilet and when coming out heard noises and then saw Marcella at the bar asking: "Where is XXX - we were going to meet." It seems that she had been downstairs looking and now upstairs.
Here I am.
She explained that she wanted to take a long shower and freshen up and would I mind waiting for 10 minutes. No problem.
She returned fresh as a new-born as promised. On to the couch for a few minutes only as we were both, it seemed, very ready for the agreed finale for the night. She did say that she was going to let it go this session. All the chemistry that had been building during the day seemed to peak.
What followed was an extraordinary session spent mostly in her own language which seemed to turn her on as it did me. That rare session of being both multi-orgasmic and megaorgasmic. Without going into much detail, a top 3 lifetime session by my count - both from a personal view and viewing and feeling the reactions of the partner. The Thekenfrau was calling out loud for her by name as we were still coming saying that everyone had gone and they were closed.
We agreed that there was still more for us to explore next time, and a bit sheepishly left the room for the nearly empty club except for the owner - the T'Frau, and a few of the girls.
And so ended another day at the Hof. I love this place.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I would make sure I got to this club early. The earlier the better. It is a small club and the worst thing which can happen to you is getting there and having them turn you away because there is no locker space. As to which day of the week is best, I have been there early in the week and late in the week and have not seen much of a difference.
I would particularly want to get there early if they are having a special event. Then the club can be voll besetzt.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, I'll plan to arrive right around opening time. This club sounds like the first FKK I visited back in March 1998 (Herne). A totally Naked girl would greet you at the door. Good couch action, great service, lots of public sex (I even had a girl BBBJ/69 CIM right on their couch in a very visable outcove. I warned her twice I was about to CUM but she just kept going and swallowed it all. No extra charge). Bernd's sounds unique, but maybe similar. Herne was also just in a house in a residential neighborhhod. When you left the girl you were with the most would run out to kiss you goodbye and walk you out, etc..
By the way, what do you do IF the 4 parking spaces are taken??? There must be some place to park (don't want to get towed).
Thanks again
Thanks Euro 100,
I actually have a car now with a GPS system, but don't really know how to use it. I've been travelling around Eastern Europe for the last few weeks. When I've been in Germany I get a detailed map of where I am (but I really have no idea how I would input an address).
Anyway, I have no printer here in Prague, maybe when I'm in Amsterdam I'll have the hotel print me a map with the Maps.google site you mentioned (I won't be using my laptop there as the hotel charges 10/Euros HR for wifi).
Looking forward to Bernd's. I'll check the info I printed to check the opening times and try to arrive early. Won't worry about which day as long as it's M-F.
Just in case where do you park IF you don't get one of the 4 parking spaces?
[QUOTE=Travel100]Thanks, I'll plan to arrive right around opening time. This club sounds like the first FKK I visited back in March 1998 (Herne). A totally Naked girl would greet you at the door. Good couch action, great service, lots of public sex (I even had a girl BBBJ/69 CIM right on their couch in a very visable outcove. I warned her twice I was about to CUM but she just kept going and swallowed it all. No extra charge). Bernd's sounds unique, but maybe similar. Herne was also just in a house in a residential neighborhhod. When you left the girl you were with the most would run out to kiss you goodbye and walk you out, etc..
By the way, what do you do IF the 4 parking spaces are taken??? There must be some place to park (don't want to get towed).
Thanks again[/QUOTE]
I started out in these Red Carpet clubs back in that same time frame.
Herne has unfortunately since closed. Yes, its more or less the same: naked girl greets you at the door, lots of couch action and public sex. Do expect that Bernds will be looser, more fun and more exhibitionistic though. This plus the service is what keeps us coming back to them.
They had a pool in the basement of Herne. Come to think of it, Bernds used to have a pool in their basement too but covered it up during the last renovation.
I always had a laugh at the sign at Herne which said that you would be ejected from the club if you ejaculated in the pool.
And yes, services which would be charged extra for at other clubs are included at Bernds. You need to ask her though if she does CIM, for example, but as a rule if she does it, it doesn't cost extra.
Early in my career I had a chick at Herne start couch action on me and without too much fuss, she impaled herself on me while we were sitting there with other folks walking by. I couldn't believe what was happening. But then again, its a totally normal human interaction so why can't people be seen doing it more often.
Don't worry about the parking thing. They own a parking lot (its a dirt lot) down the road from the club on the left side and it can accomodate several dozen cars. Do not park in front of the neighbors houses. You will be towed. The girl who answers the door will ask you where you have parked and will suggest you move your car if you have to.
[QUOTE=Travel100]Just in case where do you park IF you don't get one of the 4 parking spaces?[/QUOTE]
Look at the picture I posted below. I wrote 28 across the Bernds house. And I marked park on the gravel parking lot at number 24, which is the main parking lot.
[QUOTE=Euro100]Look at the picture I posted below. I wrote 28 across the Bernds house. And I marked park on the gravel parking lot at number 24, which is the main parking lot.[/QUOTE]
Yea, I saw that in the picture (thought that was the lot for 4 cars). I'm all set, thanks guys.
[QUOTE=Travel100]Yea, I saw that in the picture (thought that was the lot for 4 cars). I'm all set, thanks guys.[/QUOTE]
there are 2 parking lots for 'customers' ,, one 50 meters befoire you reach the Hof on the right side and another 200 meters after the Hof on the left side...just for clarification
[QUOTE=Excess] One thing led to another and I decided seeing that the lovely Monica was on the other side to invite her to join us - this she did. I was ready for a troika...
Time for the room. The session was fine - not earthshaking and would probably not repeat with the two of them together. Clearly I was not able to inspire them to scale the heights - one of the first questions in the room was are we going to go for an hour? I said no as I couldn't see 200 Euros worth without a test first. Glad that I didn't. In any event a good session.[/QUOTE]
I had a very memorable 3-some with Vicky and Monica, the first week that Vicky was working in the club in May. I told them from the outset that we would do an hour session at least and it was a great relaxed session.
Since you seem to hit it off with marcella, you should know for next time, that she makes a great combo with Princess.
[QUOTE=Excess] As always - gossip and whatever. Tatijana, Debbie and Celine considering moving on from Bernd's according to the gossip. Brandi with limited customers. Rita ditto which surprised me as it wasn't an entirely slow day. [/QUOTE]
I reported back in May that a Bernd's regular would be leaving after the summer....
[QUOTE=Travel100] I know Bernd's is only open M-F, but is there a certain time or day that would be ideal to visit? And likewise any day and time that would be subpar? [/QUOTE]
It really doesn't make much of a difference which days you go. Since most of the girls are steady regulars, the majority are there M-F. Friday is usually the busiest day.
Read on and you will spot something that might make a difference (in days AND time!)
[QUOTE=Iseeu]It really doesn't make much of a difference which days you go. Since most of the girls are steady regulars, the majority are there M-F. Friday is usually the busiest day.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Iseeu]Made an appointment for a massage- 1 hour waiting time, but Sandra gives one of the only real erotic massages in FKK world and for 25 Euro it's worth waiting for. In any case, I needed to rejuvenate my fluids for Sandra, who last time humped me on the massage table. We're sitting around and talking. Tanja comes up to me and asks if I will have time for her today as she remembers our last time- sorry, maybe, no commitments. Sandra comes and calls me for the massage and we walk upstairs talking. All of a sudden I hear my name screamed from the girl's dressing room. Princess heard my voice and came running to me, smiling face and bobbing boobs showing that she's happy to see me. She knew that I would be there that day, but we hadn't seen each other in almost 2 months due to her vacation. We've become friends over the past year, renewing our friendship once a month and maintaining it in between visits. The truth is that I had missed her.
Back to the massage. I get on the table, face down, and hear Sandra getting the lotion, etc. ready. I look up and she's nude and I'm staring right at her pubic hair. I give it a kiss, she pushes my head back down, and begins the massage, as always showing particular attention to the prostrate, and perineum, and me showing particular attention to her pert breasts and lovely muschi whenever they're in reach. Flips me over, does chest and legs, begins wildly kissing me, begins sucking on my balls, mouths my perineum, tongues jr., and then STOPS! Tells me that she can't do the rest for the next few days. HUH? Whaddafuck? If she’s having her monthlies, I understand, but what about a blausen? I'm full mast and rearing to go, and remember I saved fluids for this, and she tells me that the massage is over. It was a great massage- no complaints, but now I have a serious case of blue balls awaiting me.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Rob Raunch]Hey Iseeu,
Reading your reports I realize I have to apologize to you.
I was the one that was just a little bit earlier in booking Sandra for an extended massage (so thats why she had allready fullfilled her quota for the day!. She is only allowed to do 2 "massage+"-programs a day! -one hour in length-
The earlybird cathes the... Masseus!)[/QUOTE]IF you would like an EXTENDED MASSAGE (truste me, you DO!) then you would have to go when Sandra is available (Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays).
But as you can read from the above story.... be EARLY!! she will be booked out VERY fast for Massage+ (and comming early still is not a guarantee!
BTW she is on holiday until july 30th, I think.
Have fun, Robert
Another forum that is interested in Bernd's mentioned last week that Tatijana has left.
Thanks Iseeu for the tip re M+P.
...or I would have done the honors. Euro100's visit to the HOF ([url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=620593&postcount=559[/url]) has great writing and insights, and perfectly captures the differences between the mega-clubs and the old mistress of the clubs, from the "Ture" door service, to the dowdy decor, to the "Cheers" type atmosphere amongst staff and clientele alike, silly kiddie pool in the back, the ritual pre-session couch gymnastics, the all-inclusive service, Brandi's reknowned insanity, fabulous interaction, and finally the naked kiss at the door and grin on our stupid faces that lasts and lasts after we leave. Great stuff.
Wish I'd been there too...:-)
[QUOTE=Rob Raunch]Hey Iseeu,
I am one of the Dutch Guys that you met on your last visit to Bernd's (we were a black and white-team aka Liefhebber and Hotshot, I was was the white guy;.)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rob Raunch]Reading your reports I realize I have to apologize to you.
I was the one that was just a little bit earlier in booking Sandra for an extended massage (so thats why she had allready fullfilled her quota for the day!. She is only allowed to do 2 "massage+"-programs a day!. The earlybird cathes the. Masseus) I also was the one that kept you waiting for Princesse.
BUTTTTTTTT. I am very glad you enjoyed your day anyway:.))
Thanks for testing Mahe for "the team", I will probably test her services the next visit!
If I find the time I will post my impression of that memorable day so readers not have 3 but 4 different perspectives on the same great event.
CU2, Robert (aka Liefhebber)[/QUOTE]
Great to read you on this forum and it was really fun to meet you and HotShot at the Hof... I couldn't respond until now as I'm travelling in some remote areas of Asia with shitty internet connections most of the way...
So you're the one who plugged Sandra first- never forgive you mate. Funny thing was that she did all the prelims like she always does, let me finger her, some DATY, anal massage and rimming, got me to rise and then KAPUT, just said my muschi can't be used today... Left me with a case of horny blue balls. Do you know why they limit her to 2 a day? (Score: you owe me one)
I don't mind that you enjoyed the fruits of Princess, as long as I got her for my finale, but I did have to wait fo you to finish (heh, heh, heh) and that put me off my well-planned internal juice schedule(GRRRRRR!- you owe me 2)
Taking one for the team with Mahe was outstanding and turned into one of the hottest most exhilarating times of my mongering days, but my porn movie with her was enjoyed by so many spectators (you missed the show), and we were never paid for our hard work. So this cancels out.
So the score is 2-0, and in retribution, if your feeble mongering-addled mind can still recall the events of that day, it would be great to read the viewpoint of an "innocent" bystander.
C U next time....
My 2nd visit to the Hof, and not my last one.
Though my favorite Rita from my 1st visit was not present (holiday break), I got a lot of fun with the lovelies.
Not present:
Rita, Tanja (holiday break), Mara
Returned to the Hof:
Debbie (German), Mahe
New faces:
Leonnie (Brazil), Vicki (Poland) and a fresh girl, young, very slim (skinny / about 45 kg) on her first day
My 1st session was dedicated to Monica (Hungary). She is really pleasant, knows how to satisfy men and open for a lot of fun.
She is a keeper. WIR: yes, of course
After lunch I ventured to the cellar where I discovered Jamila (Russian-German), a very cute, slim (but not skinny) young sweetie. She was not present during my 1st visit. With her it was my first time in the open room (glass wall). She is very vocal und there is no door in this room so some patrons at the bar might have had some fun too.
Later she cuddled with me on the sofa for another hour. WIR: absolutely yes
For my last session I decided to go for blond and choosed Debbie. She likes to blow and takes it very deep (nearly DT). She also likes to talk and have fun.
Though I was tempted to try the new girl on her 1st day, but she is to skinny for my taste.
okay, here is my report of june 25th at bernd's sauna (as promised, the fourth report of that day)
i used to walk the-path-of-sin alone but a year ago i hinted my best friend about my hobby and he was very interested. so i decided to take him to a club (fortunately i did not take him to bernd's the first time. this might have resulted in sexual-overload) ever since we like to have a relaxingday with lots of entertainment, good food and male-bonding (no perverts, we just like women! ) once a month.
having a common hobby has its advantages; the alibi-problem is a bit easier (he says to his wife he is with me and i do the same; just keep the women from getting to friendly with each other so they cannot compare agenda's) there is also a disadvantage; i used to do the planning of my visits well in advance but my friend has a problem with that so instead of one agenda you have to plan 2 agenda's (and 2 wives! )
we decide to go on june 25th and my first choice was freude in bochum but a few days before departure i heard that my little angel in freude was in hospital so we went to our well known spot in the german mountains; hennef-lichtenberg.
the club opens at 13:00 and it is always a struggle to get there in time since my friend is "late-without-exception" (probably because of his south-american-dna), so we put-the-pedal-to-the-metal (thank god, there is no speedlimit in germany! and we talked about declaring a hormone-related medical emergency if we were stopped by the police.).
we arrived 12:55, parked the car right in front of number 28, and entered the premises. there were already 2 or 3 guys in the club. connie didn't ask for our names this time (nice surprise; i've been comming there for years now but she never remembered my name once! ). we hit the showers and as soon as i got back to connie i saw sandra the masseus standing behind the bar and asked her to sign me up for a massage. i was already number two on her list! (13:08). by experience i know that you have to acquire pole-position with her to get the special-treatment (and even then, there is no guarantee since she might have her period or whatever! ). now she might do a half-an-hour-session with the first guy or an hour, so. don't take any risk, don't look at any other girl (well, looking is ok but i don't start anything since it might lead to the fact that i'm in a room when sandra is ready for me! )
after an hour (lucky bastard! ) sandra came to get me for my massage.
this might be the right place and time to explain something to you about me and sandra;
sandra is a pleasant looking german woman, early 30, 1. 70m, nice but she's not a "stunner". i have seen a lot prettier girls in clubs. still, of all the girls at bernd's she's the one that i fucked most (according to my logbook). when i made this observation i did some soul-searching and came up with this explanation; men always want what they cannot get!
i have been around the world in many prestigious hotels and nearly always i booked a massage. most of the time there was a pleasantly looking young woman that would say "please take of your clothes and get on the table" and i did just that. while i was laying there naked as a baby, i would count the tilles on the floor, think about my mother-in-law or recite the alfabet backwards in my mind. just to keep my manhood from expressing his affection to the gentle hands touching my body! most of the time i succeeded.
well, with sandra i don't have to count anything! the first "session" with her was my ultimate revenge on all the masseuses that had ever touched my body, it was heavenly! as soon as i turned from my belly to my back she got very enthousiastic and asked a little bit worried "you have been lying on that? , you poor man! " (yes, there is a god! )
i am not into the habbit of describing explicitly what went on in the room with sandra but let me tell you that she is in my top-3 when it comes to bbbj! (and always a gfe)
ohyeah, a word of caution; do not under any circumstance try this with the other masseuses at bernd's! sandra is the only one that will do a massage+, only twice a day.otherwise there would be to much competition with the other girls! , and only on monday, wednesday and friday.the days she's at work)
just before sandra called me i saw iseeu putting his name on the list (though luck dude, after me her quota for the day is filled! ).
in the meantime my good friend was exploring a room with lisa and when he returned there was a big smile on his face (those two definitely have a click! ). while i was chatting with connie someone spoke to me in dutch and asked if we were from holland. it was routard, he told me he had seen the announcement of our trip on another board.
he introduced us to wanking an iseeu and we started a nice conversation in english, dutch, german, about women, clubs, countries and life in general.
after a while some of my new friends got hungry for female-flesh and they left to go downstairs. i on the other hand decided to renew my friendship with monika, a nice young (30? ) woman from hungaria with whom i have been in the room a few times before and always a nice gfe. after an intial welcome on the couch i followed her to the red-room (she has a habbit of taking you there "dick-in-hand" (instead of hand in hand. hey, everybody already saw you full-mast so what the. ! )
again, a word of caution; while bbbj monika likes to explore the male rear-exit rather enthusiasticly. i have experienced that with her before and it was nice but for most men it is an "acquired taste". this time she suggested a prostate massage and i told her to be gentle with me since that part of my body was still a virgin! she took a finger-condom and some lube and started to blow me. it was nice but it was my first time and a little distracting so after 20 minutes i asked her to turn around for daty while she was doing bbbj (without the finger! ). well gentlemen, next time we need a plumber. this girl was dripping on the carpet! she was horny as hell! (so much for "the girls put in some lube before the come down the stairs to go to the guests"). monika loves to play with men's-exit's, it really turns her on. very nice 1 hour-session with a gentle girl.
when i returned to the upstairs couches my friend was sitting under the video-screen with a very very big smile on his face. i saw something that i have never witenessed before; katja brought him a plate of hot homemade food that she prepared herself! and she waited on him hand and foot "you want something to drink with that dear? ". nothing was good enough for her man! again some explanation is due; katja (also called the tsarina! ) is a very dominant woman, 38 years, 1, 80m, big but everything in right proportions. she picks her own victims, is very professional, very good service, been working at bernd's for many years now. i have never seen her lose her "cool" but my friend seems to have found the key to her hart! (he was in a room with her for more than an hour! )
that changed our dinning arrangements; normally we step out of the club, go to a good italian restaurant 20km from the club and return.we already paid so no extra charge to re-enter-. not that the food at bernd's is bad, but you cannot compare to a good restaurant and stepping out is more relaxed. it's a small club and looking at all these naked women and men all these hours. plus coming back is like visiting a second time for free! (yeah i know, must have damaged a braincell or two while fucking! )
my friend decided that he had reached his limit for the day and we started discussing the world again till. lisa wanted to sit between us. it was rather snugg on that little couch under the videoscreen but no problem. we surrendered our towels because lisa's towel was downstairs and the girls had to sit on something! after an hour of chatting.during which lisa's hand never stopped teasing his manhood- his "water" was at boiling point! so they decided to go to a room. lisa asked if i wanted to come with them but i declined because i didn't want to spoil their party and. because of the fact that my little hot-chocolate (princesse) was sitting alone on a couch!
yep, i decided to be quick (princesse is popular! ) and sit next to this darkskinned beauty. wanking and iseeu were also sitting on the couch upstairs and told me about the show i had missed! (nexttime guys! ). i didn't understand it all; i was already focussing on the most perfect booty i know in the universe. princesse is, according to my logbook, my number 2 at bernd's her bbbj is one of the best i know. we had a very nice 45 minutes gfe in the room, always a pleasure!
when i came back from my playtime with princesse my friend came out of the room where he had happytimed with lisa (for a guy that "had reached his limit"! ? ! )
we decided that there would be no use in staying because his 3 and my 3 "shots" were more than enough!
as we stood there handing over the money to edit princesse was already "pleasing" iseeu's needs (sorry to have kept you wait a second time that day, lol).
lisa kissed us both goodnight at the door as we stepped into the darkness "come back soon" were her last words for this very pleasant day.
nice to have met you wanking, iseeu, routard. maybe nexttime well meet again!
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I've never been inside Bernds so I don't really have much to contribute to this thread however I've a small anecdote on what happened to me last year in October.
I'd been reading some positive reports on the Internet about this club and I wanted to try it myself so I wrote down the street name and started to drive from my hotel in Düsseldorf.
After a while I suddenly found myself in the middle of a narrow road in the middle of nowhere. I thought something was wrong with my GPS but I've later read a few posts here with other people mentioning this road "with cows and horses walking around you". At the end of this road, if I remember correctly, I was on a street with the same name as the street where Bernds was supposed to be located, Schieferhof. Outside of number 28 I knew for sure my GPS must be totally fucked up. No way there is a club in this quiet and peaceful residence area and definitely not in that little house.
As far as I could see not a single sign saying Bernds, FKK or sauna club or anything. Just a simple house looking the same as all the other houses on that street.
I was absolutely certain there is no way whatsoever the "Mother of all FKKs" is located in that house.
I was not doubtful it could be that house or not. No, I was absolutely certain it wasn't. I was so certain I didn't even bother to step out of my car and knock on their door to ask.
I remember trying to enter Lichtenberg instead of Hennef into my GPS (or if it was a combination of both names or the other way round I don't remember) as name of the city just to try something different but after driving a few blocks I ended up on the same street again.
A few neighbours was outside walking and taking care of their gardens so the third time I came driving from the small "cow road" I was not in the mood to keep driving here for any longer. Nor did I feel it would be a good idea to ask the mother with 2 kids, who was walking on the street, if she would know if one of the world's top brothels is any place nearby.
Some time ago someone posted a picture of the outside of Bernds. I think it was Wan King. Oh my God, it was that house I was outside! I can't believe this.
I've been so ashamed about this so it took me a while before I got the courage to post this message.
I must be one of the very few who have been only outside of Bernds but never inside. What a fool I am....
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[QUOTE=Flodhast] No way there is a club in this quiet and peaceful residence area and definitely not in that little house.
As far as I could see not a single sign saying Bernds, FKK or sauna club or anything. Just a simple house looking the same as all the other houses on that street.
I was absolutely certain there is no way whatsoever the "Mother of all FKKs" is located in that house.
I was not doubtful it could be that house or not. No, I was absolutely certain it wasn't. I was so certain I didn't even bother to step out of my car and knock on their door to ask.
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The only indication that 28 Schieferhof is anything but a private residence is a small plaque by the doorbell which states "Private Club" where you would expect a family name. Next time you're in the area, you'll know exactly where to go, just don't park on the street, some of the neighbors are more than happy to have visitors to Bernd's towed.
[QUOTE=Flodhast]As far as I could see not a single sign saying Bernds, FKK or sauna club or anything. Just a simple house looking the same as all the other houses on that street.[/QUOTE].....the sign at the doorbell states [I]"Privatclub"[/I], but you have to walk 10 meters from the roadside to the door to see it. From the roadside, the house number [I]"28"[/I] is fairly big and can be lighted at night. It looks like a round and white ceiling lamp, hanging 3 meters high on the roadside wall. For people who've never been there and don't recognise the house, it's the only visible feature from the roadside.
[QUOTE=Flodhast]As far as I could see not a single sign saying Bernds, FKK or sauna club or anything. Just a simple house looking the same as all the other houses on that street.
I was absolutely certain there is no way whatsoever the "Mother of all FKKs" is located in that house.[/QUOTE]
Only a club in a commercial or industrial area would have a big sign. So as not to offend certain sensitivities and avoid embarassing childrens' questions ("Mommy, what's an FKK club?"), clubs in residential areas often only have a slightly bigger lighted number sign in the front, just as Bernd's does.
[QUOTE=Flodhast]A few neighbours was outside walking and taking care of their gardens so the third time I came driving from the small "cow road" I was not in the mood to keep driving here for any longer. Nor did I feel it would be a good idea to ask the mother with 2 kids, who was walking on the street, if she would know if one of the world's top brothels is any place nearby.
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You could have asked the mom or any of the other adult neighbors to help you. They would have pointed you in the right direction. And you would not have been the first one to ask. BTW, some of the Bernd's women rent homes in Lichtenberg, so they're also neighbors....
[QUOTE=Tom Jefferson] and a fresh girl, young, very slim (skinny / about 45 kg) on her first day
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Her name is LINDA. I saw her yesterday. Very slim, indeed. Long black hair and beautifull boobs.
I don't know if she offers a good service (Hof standard). Can somebody tell more about her ??
Thanks to everyone who responded to my post. I've now found Wan Kings exterior posting however the link does not work anymore. Wan King, any chance you could post it again? The picture could certainly be useful if more Bernds newbies like myself wants to drive there.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]You could have asked the mom or any of the other adult neighbors to help you. They would have pointed you in the right direction. And you would not have been the first one to ask.[/QUOTE]Iseeu,
Thank you for your suggestion. I would have done that for sure if I had thought there was a slightest possibility that Bernds could be located in that quiet residential area.
I think when someone who never has been to Bernds reads some of the glorifying reports that are posted here it's easy for that person to imagine a larger house/parking than Schieferhof 28. :)
What you are saying about the discretion factor is exactly what I've experienced in other countries but I was not prepared for this in Germany. All other clubs I've been to in Germany has always been very easy to identify as soon as I've found the right street. But now I know better.
I will definitely make another trip to Bernds and I'm absolutely certain I know exactly where to go now. :)
Thanks.
Go for it, Flodhast,
After your visit to Bernd's, I am sure that you will agree that while it is not so big, Bernd's is definitely "larger than life" in as many ways as you wish to count..
Enjoy.
[QUOTE=Flodhast]Iseeu,
Thank you for your suggestion. I would have done that for sure if I had thought there was a slightest possibility that Bernds could be located in that quiet residential area.
I think when someone who never has been to Bernds reads some of the glorifying reports that are posted here it's easy for that person to imagine a larger house/parking than Schieferhof 28. :)
I will definitely make another trip to Bernds and I'm absolutely certain I know exactly where to go now. :)
Thanks.[/QUOTE]
This picture is a few years old but I don't think the place has changed much.
[QUOTE=Stano]Her name is LINDA. I saw her yesterday. Very slim, indeed. Long black hair and beautifull boobs.
I don't know if she offers a good service (Hof standard). Can somebody tell more about her ??[/QUOTE]Hello all,
I'm still recovering from shock from my first visit to the legendary Bernd's. I have now visited several FKKs, but still have never visited the same one twice. I've liked them all but really had a great time at Bernd's. Such an interesting atmosphere. I will definitely return. I believe I am hooked. As mentioned in the reports earlier and throughout the many fora, this is not the place to go if you are looking for some mechanical session with a would-be supermodel. If you want some interesting choices and a really laid back ambience with no pressure at all. Then Bernd's is for you.
I arrived around 8:30pm and was greeted by Babsi at the door. She insisted on giving my tour in my native English and did a fine job of it. The first girl that I noticed was Linda. She is very thin just like I like them, a very young looking 19 with an adorable smile and open attitude. I went up and down the stairs and looked around a few times just to get the lay of the land. It was interesting, because I was welcomed immediately by all of the patrons and had a few good conversations with a very cool crowd. The ratio of guys to girls was probably 2:1 which was a bit disappointing, but I could really see the potential in the club. I am sure it's amazing at other times.
I decided to approach Linda and we had a great conversation on the couch. Her English is actually decent, but we spoke mostly German. Once in the room, she was incredibly passionate and seems to genuinely love sex. I just melted looking at this girl. The best way that I can describe her is that she is the 19yo girl that you see on the street while walking with your wife that you are mentally undressing and thinking of the things you want to do to her. That's her! She had excellent oral skills, although she wouldn't allow CIM. No matter though, be/see her pussy was so tight that I really wanted to cum insider her anyway. All in all, I would certainly repeat with Linda. And I did later on in the evening.
I would repeat Bernd's again and again. Hope this helps with your question about Linda. She is incredibly sweet and should be taken care of well there. If you have any questions about her service let me know on the board or in a PM.
JC
.. describing Brandy as a [b]greyhound[/b].
I've been sitting in my car over the past week or so driving and then this thought strikes me and it makes me smile.
Then it occurred to me: In French making love [i]"a la levrette"[/i] is in effect, doing it doggy style.
At the same time, the word [i]levrette[/i] in French is also the word for a female greyhound.
Coincidence? Or is it WK's way of subliminally saying he would only do her doggy style? Is this bizarre or what?
he he :D
Thing is I just found her physically gross!!!
Firstly, thanks for all the good Bernds info, especially from Iseeu, re Mahe! I made a visit Friday, met by Jamilla, very cute. Walked around till Mahe surfaced, started chatting, then she suggested a "drier" with Marcella (who had been put on the "to do" list! ) Am not really a fan of paid 3somes, but WTF, we only live once! It was the best 3some I have ever had, tongues fingers, pussies and a dick everywhere! That lasted 30 min, cause I wanted Mahe solo as she was scheduled to finish early, so we carried on for an hour or more. She is very, very special, lots of fun and a stunning performer. We finished, had some dinner and talked a while. Am already looking forward to a rerun!
Saw a cute dark girl I thought was Princess, wrong, she was Leonie, a Brazilian chica, so had a session, was lots of fun.
After a long recovery break hooked up with Marcella. That was a ride, she is so much fun, totally uninhibited, knows what she likes and gives it all back. It was an hour plus of licking, sucking, fingering, screwing every way my old body could manage ending with an awesome CIM. I can't wait till next time!
Will have to post this now, can't figure out to write long reports on German keyboards! Part 2 to follow.
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After the sensory overload of solo sessions with Mahe and Marcella, I had several coffees and decided who was to go on the list for next time. Mahe (and Marcella) are interesting to talk with before, during and after which is very nice, real GFE's.
I saw a cute girl with an unshaven pussy (is that Mara? )who was always busy, who looked very "doable ", also Jane, super model thin with great breasts. Both for next time, also Princess.
After reading some negative comments re facilities, food, etc I wouldn't complain about anything. Maybe if there were more guys there I suppose it could get "busy", but the same can be said about many clubs. I thought the food was good, you could eat when you wanted and there was a variety of choice.
The atmosphere is like a low key porn movie shoot, everyone is having fun and I haven't ever been to a club where ALL the girls look like they are having fun and want to be there. Truly a wonderful experience!
Negative points? Bernds are too far from where I live! They are not open weekends!
Maybe those are good points for my financial health, no, definitely!
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Friday I needed a "fix", yes, Bernds has done that to me! Lifes tough! I had decided to try one of Sandras massages. All I can say is, I want more!
She is a real sweetheart, lots of fun. Met a Belgian guy at dinner on his first visit to Bernds (previous FKK visits were YY and GT, he was seriously impressed with Bernds), had a good chat. After eating I went on the prowl, Marcella wasn't there, Mahe was servicing some miserable bastard in the upstairs bar, he never even smiled, just used her as two holes. There are some weird fuckers out there. The down side of the job for the girls.
Scored Mara, disappeared to a room, she is truly a gem. Lots of fun, loves give and take, GFE 200 %. Afterwards we cuddled and talked, she is very interesting, very focused, knows what she wants and goes for it. Will I repeat?
Most definitely! I like a girl you can talk with before, during and after. After this I went looking for Mahe, but she was not feeling like any more sessions and was going home.
Decided to try Princess, that was also fun, but after the first two I had been spoiled, and finished after 30 min, but as has been written before, she is good. I missed out on Leonie, (there were not so many girls working that night) and called it a night.
I have never been in this club. How far this club from Oase? How far from Dossdorff if drive? I will be in Dossdorff for 3 days, plan to go GT Thursday, Bernds Friday, phg Saturday. Is that a good plan? Is Friday a good day to go or I should try Thursday? If I bored at Bernds (since it is small) where is the closed club? Is that feasable to visit 2 small clubs at one day? It called mother of fkk, because it is oldest club, or because the girls are all mother age? I preferred young girls, although I understand that the service is important. But like to try. Should I save this club for next time to visit Frankfurt since it is not too far from oase?
It seems we pay in the end instead of pay girl for each session, is that right?
Just read Brazil site: the price for girls are about the same at fkk and thermas. It seems that service is good at rio, anal without extra charge, but flight time from US is longer to rio, and need a visa to go there. Other consideration is color, fkk has more light color, while thermas tend to have darker color skined girls. Usually, european girls have lovely pussy and feet, while brazil girl's feet usally not that attractive. I am feet fetish.
Please advise. Thanks!
all4bb
[QUOTE=All For Bb]I have never been in this club. How far this club from Oase? How far from Dossdorff if drive? I will be in Dossdorff for 3 days, plan to go GT Thursday, Bernds Friday, phg Saturday. Is that a good plan? Is Friday a good day to go or I should try Thursday? If I bored at Bernds (since it is small) where is the closed club? Is that feasable to visit 2 small clubs at one day? It called mother of fkk, because it is oldest club, or because the girls are all mother age? I preferred young girls, although I understand that the service is important. But like to try. Should I save this club for next time to visit Frankfurt since it is not too far from oase?
It seems we pay in the end instead of pay girl for each session, is that right?
Just read Brazil site: the price for girls are about the same at fkk and thermas. It seems that service is good at rio, anal without extra charge, but flight time from US is longer to rio, and need a visa to go there. Other consideration is color, fkk has more light color, while thermas tend to have darker color skined girls. Usually, european girls have lovely pussy and feet, while brazil girl's feet usally not that attractive. I am feet fetish.
Please advise. Thanks!
all4bb[/QUOTE]
Uhhhhgggg, lot's of questions. Here are some answers:
I have never heard of "Dossdorff". Wild guess: you mean Düsseldorf. Then it's less than an hour drive from the airport. (Get a car with GPS!) Bernds is very far from Oase, at least 2 hours by (fast ;)) car.
"It called mother of fkk, because it is oldest club, or because the girls are all mother age?" Ummm, I don't know how old your mother is ;) Usually the girls at Bernds are in their early twenties. If your mother is this young, you shouldn't be reading this forum :D.
"It seems we pay in the end instead of pay girl for each session, is that right?" Yep, correct. They call all of the girls you sessioned with to the front, and then you have one more chance for a quick hug/grope/kiss after forking over your dough.
Brazil: I have posted lots on the comparison. You can find all kinds of skin colors in Brazil. Search my past posts, and you will find lots of info on Brazil. (Mostly Rio, actually.)
"Usually, european girls have lovely pussy and feet, while brazil girl's feet usally not that attractive." Well, I cannot help you there. I cannot recall even a single foot on any of the girls I have ever slept with. For me the visual scan starts at the face, then moves downward. Once my gaze reaches the mumu, I am done ;).
Met up with Irish Pussyman at FRA, who was nice enough to pick me up at FRA after an all night redeye from the West Coast and drive me all of the way up to the Hof for the monthly inspection. Nice guy, we had a great time comparing mongering venues, and some common threads in our backgrounds.
IPM isn't a regular reporter here, so I'll take the liberty and report for him as well.
Readers may recall that on my last visit I was joined by my buddies, the suave Routard and the inimitable Wan King, leaving our indelible mark on the consciousness of Bernd's. This visit wasn't as well planned (we basically only confirmed plans that morning) but this was still a great visit. Originally, both if us had planned to go to Oase, but it being dessous day and a a cloudy one at that, made a day at Oase less attractive.Actually, IPM was staying in FRA for the specific purpose of going to Oase, but i don't think that he ever made it there.
We arrived at about 2 p.m. and found only 3 other men there, about 12 women in house with more coming later for the evening shift. Lineup included:
Brandi (who actually worked the downstairs bar dressed in jeans and a T until Jessica came), Celine, Debbie, Denise, Inna, Izana (new, German, blonde, nice package, about 30), Jamilla, Katja, Kim, Leonie, Lisa, Mara, Marcella, Michelle, Princess, Rita, Tanya, Vicky.
Missing: Monica, Mahe, Linda (not sure if she's coming back) Svenja, Babsi, Tatiana (Her name's not on the messsage board. Is she gone for good?).
Gave IPM the lowdown and since he likes some meat on the bones, suggested that he begin with Katja. Not a bad start, lucky Irishman. Later, in a scene reminiscent of Wan King's visual intercourse with Vicky ( who still has a look of shock and awe when she remembers Wan King's approach to her 6 weeks ago), he sat across from Vicky in the upstairs lounge making eyes at her and playing with himself, while she played with herself, before making a move.
In the meantime, I could not resist going with an unoccupied Mara (who's never unoccupied-that's how slow it was when we first got there) for my opener. I just had to make sure that Routard's girl is taken care of well. It's all that I could do for a friend, ne ce'st pas? She's great, intelligent, pliable, with a rich varied life out of the club and just fun to be with. Spent about 45 minutes in the room and then we went off and showered together downstairs. Nice GFE touch.
Walked around a bit, had something to eat, then went to sit upstairs, looking to meet my Bernd's goal of "Something old, something new and something tried and true". Mara was the old- I know she's not old, but it's a figurative term and it was time to look for someone new. As I walked past the bar, I was greeted by Marcella, who had just arrived. She made room for me to sit next to her.
We spoke for awhile, picking up our conversation from last time, and then she excused herself for a few minutes, only to come back with Princess, who more or less accosted me (Marcella, had gone to tell her that I was there.) They sat down on either side of me ,we spoke, caught up on the last couple of weeks and played around a bit. Then without warning or so much as a hint from me (I swear) they went wild, began making out with each other with me caught in the middle...and then went after me. Princess plopped herself on my lap, massaging jr. under the towel, then took him all the way to the root, then leaned over me to get at Marcella's puppies leaving her glorious choco booty and gleaming slit in reach for my own hungry mouth.
I looked up to see IPM and the rest of the room avidly watching the show. Deja Vu. Marcella left and came back to say that the blue room was empty. Now, pls note that at no point did I say to either one of them that we should go to a room or do anything else together. I was just a pawn, a willing pawn in this case, and of course a paying pawn in the end.
Hot, hot session that went for almost an hour. We both ate out Princess, then both sucked on me, then both of us ate out Marcella. We were all over each other all over that big bed making multiple daisy chains. I succeeded in holding back for almost 45 minutes, but finally the sensory overload of the 2 of them sucking on me, sucking on each other, and finally me in doggie to Princess with Marcella behind me stroking my anus and balls, put me over the top. This is the 3rd time that the 3 of us have done a 3some. So a lucky 3.
This Princess thing has given me some of the best sex in my full sex life, and continues to do so. This is getting to a different level, that sensual stratosphere, where the lack of oxygen causes the gray matter problems, that plateau that all mongers should be cautioned to avoid. I know. But we can't seem to stay away from each other, and even knowing what she does for a living, like a child told to stay away from fire, I can't keep my hand away from the flame...and nothing has managed to reduce the flame.
We emerged after close to an hour- I was really spent. Did the sauna thing, made some work related calls and checked emails. Came back to the bar to find Champagne being poured for Rosie's (the owner) birthday. Then went back to look for "my something new".
Found Leonie in the upstairs lounge. She is gorgeous, tall, model's figure, Brazilian booty, beautiful features, cornrow rasta braids, artificial boobs. IPM discovered that she'd worked in many of the key mongering clubs in Rio.I liked her smile and how she intereacted with others. And Princess and she hit it off, so I was guaranteed to be treated well. Wild service, she's a squirter, which I lapped up, and then she turned to junior and gave one of the softest, most caring and dedicated BBBJ that I've ever had. She played him like a violin, prolonging the sensation and it was so good and soft and comfortable, that I elected to just CIM. Wow...
IPM had gotten all horny watching my couch action with Princess and Marcella, so he decided that he had to have a Princess experience too, which I'm told that he enjoyed. Luck of the Irish- a Katja, Vicky and Princess trifecta. Not bad for a Bernd's beginner.
We left at about 8 with IPM driving me back to FRA to catch yet another redeye. Thanks to IPM for putting up with me on the long trip and for changing his plans to accomodate mine.
Inspection score: B+
I just wanted to ask if Bernd's has some policy wherein they do not allow Asian's in. Since I have read here that the community is predominantly German and quite close, with patrons coming to Bernd's for ages (in a matter of speaking), would an Asian stand out like a sore thumb, because the reason why I would like to visit Bernd's is for the ambiance and good company (of course women are the major draw for sure, but those are common to all FKK, Saunaclubs)
Iseeu,
Ace report and makes me desperate to return. Good to see some fresh reporting of the lovely ladies. Roll on October.
C1
Last time I was at the Hof, in July, Monica told me she was away until September in her native Hungary, I hope to return also sometime in September, anyway great report Iseeu/IPM, makes a good read, thanks, and I willl return soon.
Iseeu,
Met you last November (the week of thanksgiving) at the Hof and the next night at Oase. Your reports keep me alive while I'm back home. I hope to catch up with you again someday. I'll be back in Deutschland this year once again during the week of thanksgiving, hope you are around. Every report you give on the Hof makes me lust for more Hof action. As I always say, I only get laid once a year, all week long though, when I make my yearly pilgrimage to the infamous triangle plus the Hof. This is coming from a guy who is married and has two girlfriends. Anyhow, keep it up (literally) and keep the reports coming. Each of your reports are read in great anticipation.
Nash
Iseeu,
What can I say!! When are u going to write your memoirs?? Should be a best seller...
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Inspection score: B+[/QUOTE]
What do the girls have to do to ace your exams? You are one tough grader :D!
Needless to say: I put this one into ROD. Awesome, as always.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]I just had to make sure that Routard's girl is taken care of well. It's all that I could do for a friend, ne ce'st pas? [/QUOTE]
I have met Irish Pussyman the next day in Goldentime and he told me about your meeting.
I promised to take care of your girlfriend too on the same way you did, unfortunately I had to interrupt my FKK tour and return home as soon as possible.
[QUOTE=Krazydude]I just wanted to ask if Bernd's has some policy wherein they do not allow Asian's in.[/quote]I was in Bernds Friday and there was a Chinese dude there, he first did some 69, then a crazy self HJ routine (with condom on! ) with Marcella sitting on his face, she was doing a be porno movie type act, moaning, etc! The place (upstairs bar)was in fits, the theke frau, Connie, couldn't stand up!
I had a session with Leonie while I was waiting for Sandra, fun! Managed to have an hour with Sandra later, that was a truly memorable experience! I must press (or is it lick? ) all the right buttons with her, she is a great GFE and more.
Finished the night with Marcella, a seriously raunchy session of debauchery, fucking and sucking, ending in a ball draining CIM, combined with another 100% GFE. I think I could just have just those two and be satisfied. Although I must have Mara again (she was always busy when I was free) and Linda and Brandy look very desirable. Anyone tested either of those two? Comments awaited eagerly! We should have a grading system with details of performance, maybe?
[QUOTE=Krazydude]I just wanted to ask if Bernd's has some policy wherein they do not allow Asian's in. Since I have read here that the community is predominantly German and quite close, with patrons coming to Bernd's for ages (in a matter of speaking), would an Asian stand out like a sore thumb, because the reason why I would like to visit Bernd's is for the ambiance and good company (of course women are the major draw for sure, but those are common to all FKK, Saunaclubs)[/QUOTE]
They are mostly Japanese who live in Duesseldorf and they mostly speak German. Mostly also they fly solo.
I've only really seen Japanese in groups at Goldentime and there the more mercenary blondes seem to enjoy picking them off one by one.
This club does have a local clientele, that is for sure.
You can still have a good time even if you speak no German but if you want 100% participation in the goings on, German is recommended.
There is a constant dialogue which goes on between the patrons, the girls and the Thekenpersonnel. This is what adds to the special athmosphere of this club.
[QUOTE=Krazydude]I just wanted to ask if Bernd's has some policy wherein they do not allow Asian's in. Since I have read here that the community is predominantly German and quite close, with patrons coming to Bernd's for ages (in a matter of speaking), would an Asian stand out like a sore thumb, because the reason why I would like to visit Bernd's is for the ambiance and good company (of course women are the major draw for sure, but those are common to all FKK, Saunaclubs)[/QUOTE]
Krazydude,
I am Chinese and was at Bernd's last week for the first time. I was made very welcome bu the girls, duty manager and had a very good conversation with regular German guests! A has been said before, Bernd's is quite different from the larger clubs of the NWR(PHG, GT) in terms of it is much smaller and more homely. But the service of the ladies is something different!
If you don't mind having a BJ in an open couch and then 69(as I did) then this is the place for you!
Tony
I had a meeting with a few friends at Bernd's on Friday. Unfortunately business had taken all my time and I arrived at midnight, leaving me only one hour before closing time, making it my shortest visit in FKK ever.
I have had a long drive by car and reaching Bernds was as if I had reached home. Most girls recognized me from last time and smiled at me. Svenja offered me a drink and informed me that my friends had already left the building. She noticed how tired I was and took great care of me. I spent all my time with her till closing time. Nice feeling to be with a familiar girl, it was as if I was finally with my girlfriend after a long journey.
I had made a reservation at Reuter, but the hotel was already closed. Svenja helped me to find a hotel in Hennef that is open 24 hours a day. Good to know, so here the adress of this hotel:
Hotel Johnel
Frankfurterstasse 152
Tel. 02242 969 830
fax. 02242 969 8322
[email]hoteljohnel@t-online.de[/email]
[url]www.hoteljohnel.de[/url]
Pricing: room 40€, breakfast 5€.
When coming from Bernd's, at the highway take the second exit (Hennef West), then take left at the Stop. Drive straight, you will see Mac Donald and a few car dealers. Continue straight and the hotel is on the right side next to a gas station.
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6th day, tuesday 4 september: bernds, hennef-lichtenberg
with these not so exiting or even bad experiences at my shoulders, my thoughts were still going back to melissa at yin yang. in my list there was bernds left, but i was undecided. i was also thinking of going back to yy in the hope of seeing the infernal girl again. you may say i am a fool, but these are the facts, that girl left a sign on me.
in that sunny morning i went for a long relaxing walk along a path on a bank of the rhein to find a decision. amazing places immersed in green and sometimes even some small sandy beach!
i may now say that fortunately i decided to go to bernds as originally planned.
berdns opens late at 13, and also wandering slowly through the country, before midday i was already there.
the sight of that apparently normal house, with the number 28 in evidence, didn’t procure me great expectations of what i could have found inside, and, in spite of what i had read on this place, i remained quite skeptic.
feeling a little bit tired for having not slept well, i looked for a quiet spot, uphill in the country, stopped the car and took quite a good nap.
at around 13:15 i rang the bell and a nude girl came to open the door. a nice girl, but not so impressive. at least at first sight (you will learn why i say so). at the entrance desk another woman of the staff (dressed) asked for my name and wrote it down on a paper, then she said: "mara will show you the place". i thus followed the nude girl for a first guided tour of the place (it doesn’t take too much).
after the shower i wound myself with the towel of ordinance, which will keep to loosen all the time later? . here they don’t have bathrobes. the use of the towel may be sexier and conforms better with the girls that are nude, but it’s really uncomfortable to me, and perhaps, not being used to it, i was feeling cold sometimes.
as you may already know, the place develops in two floors, each with a bar desk and nearby rooms, some open for the exhibitionists, plus a small garden outside, were i could see the famous, funny, inflated pool (! ), but that day was too cold to stay outside. upstairs there is the buffet and downstairs a sauna.
as the place is small, so you have to share spaces, and usually the inclination of guest is "familiar" (but you also have to be lucky), i soon get to know a young guy from french, of chinese/vietnamese origin, at his 2nd day there! we had lunch together and commented the situation. at the bar downstairs another guy joined us in the discussion. he is from switzerland, the italian side, so he speaks italian too. he told us he has been living in germany since some years, but his german is still very poor, however he has been a frequent guest here. he likes the place and the atmosphere. he put his experience at our disposition: some girls are here since many years, some others change, at times the lineup was really impressive, now we are on the average. in fact i couldn’t see any stunner yet, at least in my opinion, even if, for many coming here at bernds, the two blacks princesse and leonie are stunners, and are in fact pretty busy all the time, they are not so exciting to me. for the rest 2 or 3 girls i don’t like and 7-8 nice girls, that, for now, don’t trigger me to action.
* katia
at about 15:30 there are new arrivals, one in particular captures my attention and animates the place. while i was talking to my friends i saw for a moment an imposing brunette who looked like the incarnation of the ideal woman to me! but not only for me. in fact she disappeared.
eager to see her again i am not much concentrated in the discussion with my friends, i explore the place up and down, but i can’t see her no more anywhere. of course she went to a room, perhaps with a regular client.
my friends seem not to share my interest, that woman is too imposing for them, who prefer slender or smaller types. my bbw appeared, but disappeared again quickly, like if she were booked in advance, so it took a while before i could be able to approach her.
finally i could see her placing herself on a couch downstairs, so i immediately reached her telling her how i was impressed in seeing her before. it turned out that she is the famous katia, someone defined her: "the pornostar of bernds", well i agree. katia to me is a real stunner, she is a bbw because she is tall with flesh on the bones, but only on the right places. dark, almost black hair and turquoise eyes like gems on a beautiful face. natural d cups and a killer curvy body. she still exhibits a natural tan since her last vacation in spain, with the mark of slips which further enhances (if possible) the allure of her body. she is 38, but looks younger, and i cannot imagine what she could have been in her twenties! talking to katia is nice, but she is professional and gets quickly to the point. with her dfk my cock readily peeped out of the towel, she didn’t miss the occasion to bring it to maximum rigidity with a deep and prolonged bj on the couch, while i was fingering her. once in the room i could finally see her impressive pussy, opened like a flower and offered to me. she took me in cowgirl and then reversed devouring my cock to the end. she was moving so well and i was so excited thinking i was fucking such a beautiful woman that this time i couldn’t control myself and after maybe 12’ i came in a redeeming explosion. she said "looks like if you didn’t have a girl since 20 days! ". well, not exactly, but the effect is the same, i thought. social time was short but fun. she told me of her native town: kaliningrad, of her 20 y.o. son and of her mate, who every day tries to convince her to quit, but this work is important for her.
after a few minutes looking in her eyes i felt the beast was still hungry, and so i took her again and again. in approaching the ½ hour i asked her if we were going for a double session or not. she told me that i could come one time and is 50, two times is still a 50, and that here they don’t look at some minutes extra. as i came relatively quickly the first time, maybe she thought it wouldn’t take much for me to come a second time. but after 45’ and all sweat (yeah, it gets really hot in the rooms at bernds, in every sense she took the occasion of a pause to put her shoes on and stand up, so implying it was enough. out of the room she handed me a towel for the shower and kissing her i said "maybe we can have another session later" and she smiled, as saying "who knows".
i rejoined my friends. the french guy also had a session, but complained because he came too fast. yes, is something that may happen, particularly when you are young, but with time and application you will solve this problem, my friend. as i did. now i have most often the opposite problem, and perhaps this time there is no solution. the guy from switzerland instead was still waiting for the right inspiration, but after tens of times of frequentation of the place, he already knew almost all the girls, a part some new ones: a long legged, slender brunette with wide dark eyes, who was about to tempt me, another slender blonde.
a football amateur, he told us of when germany lost the match against italy at the latest world cup and the place closed ahead of time, paying back the entrance ticket to the customers!
* katia (again)
we were still on a couch talking, but in the meantime time has passed and an unoccupied katia is wandering in the room. realizing that i couldn’t take my eyes out of her she probably did what follows intentionally.
she started a sexy dance in front of us, also using the pole right there, at times glancing at me. at this sight i had an immediate hard on, that the towel couldn’t hide. my friends were quite interdict. seeing i was not passing to action she put a leg on one of the stools at the bar desk, bent herself and started masturbating, placing her **** close to my eyes! (distances at bernds are short :) at this sight i acted instinctively, i stood up, got rid of the towel and went to rub my cock against her. she moaned of satisfaction: she succeeded in her intent. after a while she turned herself and began to suck my dick. i think it were stiff like iron. then i suddenly found myself provided with a condom! she has an astounding technique to dress you with her mouth! she turned and bowed, sustaining herself against the bar desk. i thus started to fuck her wildly from behind. probably everybody was observing the scene, but i could only realize that also mara was there, just to my right, standing at the bar desk and observing my efforts.
then katia led me to a room where high voltage sex followed. i did my best to please her (who knows) and, supposedly, she did her best to make me come, but this time she stopped exactly after ½ hour, probably thinking i am a desperate case. she dismissed me with a kiss and a smile. and handing me a towel for the shower, as before.
at this point i really needed to recharge batteries, drink, eat and restore. first i went to the bar upstairs, were i met mara again. i asked her how the show was. she asked me why i went to a room, i could have continued there, or in the open room as a benefit to the public! i answered that it was not my intention to give a public show, but that it just happened, then i simply followed katia who went in that room, then i closed the door because it was natural to me. but she made me think i may have an exhibitionist side that i never brought to light and left unexpressed. meanwhile the french guy left, so i spent the rest of the evening with the swiss guy. he told me that perhaps mara was disappointed because she thought i was looking at her and then she saw me in action with katia again. in effect i was intrigued by mara, even if she is so different from katia. the swiss guy perceived my interest in mara and he recommended me to try her. he had very good experiences with her. but while we were talking, other shows started and went on for a while in two open rooms. at a certain point a guy was involved in a session with 4 girls and mara was one of them. well, you know, is part of the game.
* mara
later in the evening, at about 8 pm, the situation calmed down and i finally could see mara alone, looking at me.
i made her a sign to came and sit near me. she came. i told her that i don’t like only the voluptuous kind of woman like katia, that i was thinking of her for quite a while and that i was glad to finally have her close to me.
mara is dutch, 23. she has intense eyes and fleshy lips, a gentle face crowned by short blonde hair. she has small and sharp tits, a tonic body of white complexion, with round buttocks, a sinuosity waist-hips not too accentuated but sufficient to made her sexy. contrarily to most girls, that are shaved, she exhibits her little dark pubic hair.
our intercourse started with a very long and passionate kiss. i say passionate because it’s the right word, for the first time i was surprised and i thought "she kisses like if she were my girlfriend! ". well, if it’s only technique, it’s amazing! then i touched her and she guided my hand where she liked it most. she took me to a room, where i ate her in a daty with her still standing, then 69 and intense sex in all positions. i didn’t watch at the clock, perhaps she didn’t either, but i can say we went along for a long time. finally, perhaps both exhausted, me for sure, we laid down on the bed to rest and talk.
she told me she is so fit because she makes sports. i understood she likes her work. "the first time i was bothered and if it were awful i probably wouldn’t have continued. but i did almost nothing, they just licked me. and gave me money, so i thought it was not bad". "to me it’s not so important how they look. many times i had bad sex with good looking guys or vice versa". "most important thing is that they are clean and gentle. " understood guys! ?
"certainly it would be different if i had to choose a man to have children with. i would choose a fit and good looking guy, also in behalf of my children :) ". she told me also other things of her life and i recounted her something of mine. of the year i spent in los angeles, of my sailing races of some years ago.
was so nice to stay with her. mara is a wonderful girl, she is not just a body to love, she also got a brain.
and perhaps she likes me and she is having good time with me? i thought. you know, i would have stayed there forever, but at a certain point we had to leave.
under the shower i was thinking: "how could it be possible that i am so attracted by such different kinds of woman at the same time? . there should be something wrong in this rhetoric of love between "a" man and "a" woman. we are not made for a life in couple. ". a thought that can bring us quite far if developed. i think.
mara didn’t went for other sessions later, as shortly thereafter (at about 22), she came to tell me goodbye as she was about to leave. so i kissed her for the last time. katia had already left.
i waited for my swiss friend, who in the meantime evidently found the inspiration for a session, as he was not around. finally he showed up, to me there were no point in staying further, so i told him i intended to leave. he accompany me to the desk upstairs, were you should pay for your sessions before leaving. in the paper where they wrote your name when you arrived there is the list, compiled by the girls who have pleased you. i was expecting to pay 3 sessions, although i would have accepted also if mara had charged me a double session. but mara charged me only for a single session! what a kind girl!
katia instead, in spite of what she told me in the room, charged me our first session as a 1h session (50+50 here).
i obviously complained for this, explaining the facts. i told them that the session lasted about 45’ indeed, but i was told it was ok. moreover if i knew that the girl were going to charge me for 1h i would have spent the entire hour with her! at bernds, as you know, when you are about to leave, the girls that have pleased you, if available, come to say you goodbye. being my two girls gone, a substitute girl was probably elected and she was assisting me in dealing the problem with the staff. they tried to contact katia to have her version, but, being unavailable, at a certain point they decided in my favor: "ok, the owner will pay for your 15’ extra, and tomorrow we will ask katia". well, i hope they won’t harass katia for this, perhaps misunderstanding, but i appreciated very much the decision of the direction. this is style, and bernds confirmed its good reputation also in this accidental situation. i thanked them, paid my 150€, said goodbye to my friend, kissed the girl, and exited in open air.
driving back to the hotel the images and the feelings of that day were returning and mixing in my mind. most of all i was remembering of mara, and not only because she was my last one.
i really would have liked to come with her, i didn’t. perhaps time is signing me and i should resign myself to this fact of being able to come only once a day, at least when i make a "tour de force" like this, or perhaps i need even longer times, but i will have time to address this issue in the next months.
but also the memory of katia were so vivid in my mind. what a force of nature!
mara, katia, thanks for existing! thanks for existing to all the other girls like you. you sell us moments we will not forget and an illusion, an illusion that makes our life brighter.
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... is spelled K A T J A, by the way, and not Katia.
J or I, who really cares; we all know who she is ;)
.....according to Youppies-forum:
Friday September 21: Dessous-Party.
Wednesday October 31: Halloween-Party.
Parties at Bernds are crowded from 15.00 till 21.00.
Usual girls attendance on Parties is around 20.
The girls are NOT naked on Parties :(.
Hello Everybody
I was at Bernds on Friday, Sept 10. I arrived there at 5:00 Pm and was greeted by a really hot black girl. Finally, I said, something to look forward to. She showed me the place, told me that the jaccuzi down stairs is available at an extra cost and left me to wash up and get ready. It must have been a slow day as I only saw about eight 5’s & 6’s with the original host being the only exception. I was expecting a more sensuous experience as highlighted by the various reports here. Maybe the higher expectation was because I was coming in from Frankfurt’s super clubs. I was really hoping for the GFE with a 8 or better as that is what I was thirsty for, but that is far from what I got. There were about 10 men there, mostly situated in the main living room couches watching television with one taking care of business with the hot host. After about 15 min of couch action, the guy disappeared. The hot chick returned about half an hour later and while reporting to the management she gets picked up again and the whole cycle begins again. This chick was obviously very popular. While I was there I counted at least 6 guys that she took on while the others girls were parked on the bench in the basement. IMHO somebody this popular would not make a good GFE as the image of all these guys having her effects me. Oh well, there is probably more talent that will be arriving, I will just have to be patient, I said to myself. I went to the small kitchen and had a bite to eat on one of the 3 tables. I met up with another guy who too had traveled 200 km to get to this place and was telling me that he really liked the personal slowed down pace of this place and that he had just had a session. Considering the talent I had seen there, I really was not impressed with his conquest. At about 8 it was becoming obvious the situation was not going to change. At 9 Pm I called it a day and left. For me this was write off of 70E. I reached OASE at 11:00 and attended the 10th year party and man what a change of pace that was.
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[QUOTE=ABC2]Hello Everybody
I was at Bernds on Friday, Sept 10. I arrived there at 5:00 Pm and was greeted by a really hot black girl. Finally, I said, something to look forward to. She showed me the place, told me that the jaccuzi down stairs is available at an extra cost and left me to wash up and get ready. It must have been a slow day as I only saw about eight 5’s & 6’s with the original host being the only exception. I was expecting a more sensuous experience as highlighted by the various reports here. Maybe the higher expectation was because I was coming in from Frankfurt’s super clubs. I was really hoping for the GFE with a 8 or better as that is what I was thirsty for, but that is far from what I got. There were about 10 men there, mostly situated in the main living room couches watching television with one taking care of business with the hot host. After about 15 min of couch action, the guy disappeared. The hot chick returned about half an hour later and while reporting to the management she gets picked up again and the whole cycle begins again. This chick was obviously very popular. While I was there I counted at least 6 guys that she took on while the others girls were parked on the bench in the basement. IMHO somebody this popular would not make a good GFE as the image of all these guys having her effects me. Oh well, there is probably more talent that will be arriving, I will just have to be patient, I said to myself. I went to the small kitchen and had a bite to eat on one of the 3 tables. I met up with another guy who too had traveled 200 km to get to this place and was telling me that he really liked the personal slowed down pace of this place and that he had just had a session. Considering the talent I had seen there, I really was not impressed with his conquest. At about 8 it was becoming obvious the situation was not going to change. At 9 Pm I called it a day and left. For me this was write off of 70E. I reached OASE at 11:00 and attended the 10th year party and man what a change of pace that was.
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You've hit the nail right on the head. This place isn't about visuals. The women don't rate 9 or 10 here.
As Wan King notes in a posting he made a couple of months ago, Brandi gets a lot of good reviews service-wise but he thought she looked like a greyhound.
This club is all about service. Its a small, cozy, uninhibited environment which is just the opposite of the large, impersonal, F-factory environments of the large clubs. Its also more oriented to a local German-speaking clientele. Tourists make it out there too but they aren't their bread and butter.
Note to newbies: If you only turned on by looks, then stick with the Frankfurt clubs.
I don't how long you've indulged in the hobby, how many clubs you've visited and how many women you've met but once you're past the newbie stage and start to sharpen your criteria, you'll know why this club is as highly rated as it is.
I have to admit that I didn't understand its appeal either at the beginning but over time I started to understand. You can throw a dart here to pick the chick you will meet and you will be given Hof-style service (which is, by the way, a comment you will read a lot on the RF forum. The guys will post and say: "I met so-and-so and she was great. She provided services like they do at the Hof.")
You can't say that about the Hessen 3 where the women (and the clubs) are less customer-oriented.
Jackyo have already said whats needed. Since I travel some 1500 km at least every second month just to visit Bernds I just can't resist a comment.
You are perfectly right there are a lot of very nice girls at Oase. This was my former favourite club, and I have been lucky and had several sessions there at the same level I can find at Bernds.
The main difference is that at Bernds you might go with any girl, and still know you will get the treatment of your life. At Oase you really need to look out for what you chose. Depends on what you are looking for, but I see it as a benefit that I more or less know what girls will be there when I show up. At Oase I have several times agreed on a new meeting some weeks later, just to realisz that the girl has disappeard when I come back. This is not that likely at Bernds.
But of course, be best thing for us foreigners is the fact that in Germany there is always somthing available regardless of personal taste.
Being one of those who travels from afar to reach Bernds (probably near 10,000kms from Australia to the Hof), I always ensure I go there on every trip. Is it for the optificks? No, it's for the fun time, relaxed atmosphere and great service. I just wish someone would help me with my German as I miss out on all the chat going on.
I visit lots of other places, but life's about a blend of experience and you always can bank on Bernds.
C1
Last Wednesday, 17 girls present, posted on Youppie-forum:
- Babsi, Mara, Michelle, Brandy, Katya, Jamila, Rita, Princess,
Léonie, Anna, Svenja, Kim, Linda, Céline, Lisa, Marcella, Mahé.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but many of the above
mentioned girls are pretty and attractive by most standards.
And their service is way above anything in FFM and NRW :).
I had a nice session at Bernds a week ago, was met at the door by Monica, what a nice sight after my last visit in July, I sessioned with Monica, Princess and Katja, about 15 girls were present, but Mara was busy as usual, so maybe next time, hopefully, I had been in Oase the previous night and it was quite busy but what a contrast, beteew the two, the food at Oase is crap, Bernds food is of a much higher standard and provided by the nearby, Reuter hotel. I agree the girls are not stunners but thats not what I look for for, and I also could not get the hang of this club for the first few visits, but now I am recognised by the girls and the lady manager I think you have to go there a few times before you are trusted so to speak, my German is not that good so I look forward to meeting some English speaking guests, whick has always been the case, some people may or not know, that it is possible to get a bus to Bernds the number 522 from Hennef banhof, but it only runs every hour, usually on the hour and takes about 15 minutes to get to the Reuter hotel, then the hof is a short walk from there, the last bus back is 2100 so get a taxi back to Hennef, hope that helps someone.
Long live Bernds.
Just reading that list is making me salivate, and experience other physiological phenomena....
Pavlov was right :-)
[QUOTE=Hollandmale]Last Wednesday, 17 girls present, posted on Youppie-forum:
- Babsi, Mara, Michelle, Brandy, Katya, Jamila, Rita, Princess,
Léonie, Anna, Svenja, Kim, Linda, Céline, Lisa, Marcella, Mahé.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but many of the above
mentioned girls are pretty and attractive by most standards.
And their service is way above anything in FFM and NRW :).[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cunning 1]Being one of those who travels from afar to reach Bernds (probably near 10,000kms from Australia to the Hof), [/QUOTE]
Dude thats got to be a record and you gotta respect that. Are the management of Bernds aware of your distance??
No, not really and to be honest it's no big deal. A few of the ladies have measured up my tackle though!
C1
Friday Sept 14
Arrived at Bernd’s at around 2:30 p.m. Parked in the parking lot just before the house and rang the doorbell. Was met by a nude, cute girl, with short blond hair and a perfect teen body with a tuft of pubic hair! Wow! After picking up my lower jaw from the floor of the entrance I managed to stammer a hello. The girl turned out to be the famous Mara! I was a bit taken aback by her and wasn’t sure she was approachable. It just seemed to be to good to be true. She spoke quite good English, took me to the “mama san” to pay the €70 entrance fee and then showed med to the locker room and shower.
There were about 10-12 other guys there and at least 15 girls. I later found out who the stars were. Princess was there as well as a younger, taller, lither and more beautiful black girl who was absolutely gorgeous. What I’d describe as model material.
I decided to chill out a bit and start off the day with a massage. Booked it, and 15 minutes later was called up and we went upstairs. The massues did her stuff, back only, for 30 minutes, no hanky-panky allowed, not even a HJ. She was fully clothed throughout the session. Not exactly what I was hoping for.
For my first session I decided to go with a girl I’d read many good reports of, namely Hungarian Monica. Since I didn’t know what she looked like I asked Mara who happened to be around. Mara described Monica to me and told me where Monica usually sits so I went upstairs and started chatting to her. Soon we went to find an available room. Monica started off with a BBBJ while fingering my anus. She asked me if it was OK, and I said sure. Then she fishes out a finger condom, lubes it up and starts massaging my prostate. Wow! Even though I’d had 3 sessions the previous day at Ypsilon Club (see the Zürich thread for more on that), I didn’t last too long in Monica’s capable mouth and fingering technique. After I came in her mouth I was pretty spent. By this time we’d been in the room for all of 10 minutes. We cuddled a bit and then got into a 69. Monica got nice and wet and I did all I could to stimulate her as best I could. Soon our 30 minutes were up, we cleaned up and vacated the room. Next time I come to Bernd’s I’ll make sure to be well rested so that I can hopefully enjoy Monica’s company longer.
After my session with Monica I hung around upstairs, the downstairs, then upstairs again. Didn’t really feel that I fit in. There didn’t seem to be many English speaking guys that day, although I later noticed 2-3 non-Germans. Watched the girls, especially downstairs. A gaggle of Russian girls were on the couch. They didn’t seem to be going to the rooms much with the clients, but they sure made a lot of noise. Also I got the strong impression that most of the guys were regulars. The girls were pretty familiar with most of the guys, or so it seemed.
The highlight of the day was when a large frog jumped through an open downstairs window in the left-most room which doesn’t have a door and is just glassed in. This caused a lot of commotion among the Russian gaggle, but Jamilla saved the day when she calmly got off her bar stool, went and took hand of the green intruder and took it back outside.
At about 5 p.m. a barbecue was started outside and everyone parttook. The temperature wasn’t very high and most people just piled up their plates and went back inside.
By this time I was thinking of Mara and her near perfect teenage body. But she was nowhere to be seen. I think I went up and down the stairs at least 7-8 times within an hour to try to find her. She finally showed up and I mentioned that I’d like to see her. She said she’d find me and sure enough, 15-20 minutes later we were sitting on a sofa downstairs French kissing like a couple of horny teenagers. The really refreshing thing about Mara is that she’s all natural. No makeup, a great personality, fun to be with. And when we got to a bedroom things just got better. We were soon in a 69 and she got super wet. Wow! We got around to various positions but I was pretty spent. She did her best to finish me off with a HJ, but I asked her to stop after 10 minutes. It was not to be. We cuddled and talked for a while, she told me a little about herself and it was a true GFE. Be aware: this girl is dangerously addictive.
Now I have to find an excuse to get my ass back to Dusseldorf/Köln soon and sample some of the other Bernd stars, Princess and Anna, as well as more of Mara and Monica.
The next day I drove to Frankfurt for the car show and ended the day with an erotic massage with an unexpectedly nice surprise. A report on that will be forthcoming soon (in the appropriate thread). Peace.
I just read on the Dutch forum that Marcella has left!
[QUOTE=Kiwi 69]I just read on the Dutch forum that Marcella has left![/QUOTE]
Marcella has left a week ago, starting another job
The Schiefer Hof club is set in a large house in the residential area of a village in NRW, but near the Hesse border. We arrived, my pals and I, at about one o' clock in the afternoon, a friday of september 2007.
Although she is not talkative, the "waitress" didn't look unfriendly. I payed the 70 € for the entrance, got two towels and, since I was a newby, was granted the honour of a guided visit by the lovely Mara, star of the Schiefer Hof. Thus, Mara, naked as the other girls, showed me every corner of the house, while explaining to me in a fluent english the rules clients and girls must respect.
In the price of 70 € are included food and drinks, at will. The dining room is a small room where customers help themselves, I think the girls have their own dining room, because I saw no of them eating, although they must get hungry with all the exercice they have to do daily... Food is alright.
Then, Mara left me near the dressing room. I undressed myself, took a shower and went to the bar with Stano.
The Schiefer Hof is a small club, but fitted to its goal. The atmosphere is somewhat surrealistic.
On one hand, it looks like an boarding house. The girls are behaving nicely to the clients. Most of the latters are regular customers. The girls don't have the permission to take the initiative of the approach to the customers. The management seems to have a sort of paternalistic relation to the girls. Each girl must undergo a medical examination twice a month and follow the rules the club has edicted.
On the other hand, the Schiefer Hof is one of the hottest FKK, if not the hottest. Totally naked, the girls are doing bbbj in public, most of the time on the sofas set in the two lounge bars, the first on the ground floor, the second in the underground. But fucking seems to occur only in rooms closed, except one in the underground, which is only closed with windows, so that you can watch the scene, while quitely drinking a bear or a soda.
In other clubs, the customer must pay each girl immediately after having a session with her. In the Bernds, the customer pays only in the end, when leaving the club : the "waitress" calls the girls with who the bear had a session, and they come near the entrance, getting the money, then saying goodbye to the bear and kissing him...
The girls are all attractive, but moreover all of them seem to provide a service of high standard level. Since the club know his girls and keep only the ones who provide a good service, the customer is not exposed to the risk of an unpleasant uncounter, as it is in clubs like Palace, Yin Yang, Golden Time, for instance, where girls are sometimes unknown of the clubs and just working in it one day or two.
The day of my visit, I had to session, one with Linda and one with Ania. I appreciated both of this session and has completed the threads especially dedicated to these girls.
[B]Linda[/B]
Linda is a german girl 19 years old. She is a newby in the club and one of the youngest. Her service is at the standard level in FKK Bernds, although some other girls belonging to the club, like the polish Ania (see below), give even a better service. After a few minutes of chat, not so much interesting in the lounge bar on the ground floor, she started to suck my dick in a quite good manner. Later, we went to one of the room uptstairs. There, she went on sucking my dick and eventually came on me as an amazon. Sexual intercourse, as bblj was fine. We stayed about half and hour and it costs me the standard price of 50 €.
[B]Ania[/B]
Sorry Hollandmale,
Ania is a polish girl. She is now brown haired, though ealier she was said to be fair haired. She is rather tall, has a lovely face and a body. She provides a classical, but very good service. She is talkative, too, and alltogether a nice girl.
We spent at least half an hour together, for 50 €.
BBBJ (provided at first in the lounge bar) and sexual intercourse are among the best I ever had in a FKK.
I recommend warmly this girl.
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....., due to a national holiday.
Other FKK's are open as usual.
Oh those wonderful east european girls! Now I know what the Iron Curtain was all about. Nothing to do with politics but all those Commies keeping the best sex to themselves.
I know this question sounds very ridiculous but I was about to go to a famous FKK club in NRW and they didn't let me and my african friend into the club.
The guy told me that I could enter but not him. He was well dressed and looked smart.
Of course the doorman brought up a stupid excuse not to let him enter.
I was wondering if I could enter in Bernd's club. Anyone has experienced this kind of racism in small FKK clubs?
Thanks
[QUOTE=Ara Jobs]I know this question sounds very ridiculous but I was about to go to a famous FKK club in NRW and they didn't let me and my african friend into the club.
The guy told me that I could enter but not him. He was well dressed and looked smart.
Of course the doorman brought up a stupid excuse not to let him enter.
I was wondering if I could enter in Bernd's club. Anyone has experienced this kind of racism in small FKK clubs?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
...not wasted, loudly singing Bette Midler songs, exuding a really bad smell, scratching oozing scabs and otherwise exhibiting anti-social behavior, they'll be happy to take your Euro. I have seen many black men there, and as expected, for some unknown physiological reason, they are sometimes very popular with the Hof ladies.
Njoy.
[QUOTE=Ara Jobs]I know this question sounds very ridiculous but I was about to go to a famous FKK club in NRW and they didn't let me and my african friend into the club.
The guy told me that I could enter but not him. He was well dressed and looked smart.
Of course the doorman brought up a stupid excuse not to let him enter.
I was wondering if I could enter in Bernd's club. Anyone has experienced this kind of racism in small FKK clubs?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
Which club was this "famous FKK club in NRW"?
The smaller clubs have more of a local German clientele.
That having been said, they don't have a history of turning down people.
The club which has lately been turning people away, Goldentime, is a large club. I've also read stories about PHG turning people away.
The club in NRW with a long history of turning people away is the former Red Carpet club in Dortmund-Alperbeck.
If you see a large German flag in front of the club, it is because it has nationalist leanings (read this as [i]National Socialist[/i]).
As I've suggested before, if you want to be 100% sure of getting into a club, visit one which has a Turkish slant to it. I've never read/heard of them turning anyone away. These include Ali Baba in Wuppertal and Penelope in Essen.
That was Samaya club and I read some previous reports saying that they don't let Turkish in. Is that true that the owner himself is Turkish ?
That's a shame because there are very beautiful girls in Samaya and the service is excellent.
I would appreciate if you could give me the name of some equally nice clubs in Cologne/Dusseldorf area where we could get in.
Anyone had any similar experience in FKK World (Giessen) or Living room (Kaarst) ?
Thanks a lot
Leila, who was not there on the day of my last visit, has been getting some positive reviews and since I firmly believe in positive reinforcement for a job well done, I sought her out and found her sitting upstairs. Some of the girls were drinking the contraband liquers and chilling out. Princess and Leonie (who has become her best girl with Marcella's parting) were sitting next to each other launching positive energy vibes throughout the room. The Polish ladies just sat there.
Found my spot next to her and we began to talk, She's of Turkish descent but was born and grew up in Germany. Dark hair, dark skin, meaty, nice boobs and an ass that Smelly Vagina would die for. Great dark sparkling eyes and sense of humor. A single, divorced mother, she has 2 children and some slight stretch marks to prove it. Used to work as a saleswoman, but the money wasn't great, so she made a career change.
As we were talking the conversation in the room was swirling around us. Someone else said it’s been a slow day. To which Leila said; I need a a “poppen”. Princess and Leonie were watching us and made some comments about my OOBA and IBM (that’s “In bedroom methods”) and said to Leila, “Iseeu is good- go with him to a room”. She blushed, I blushed as we hadn’t reached that intimate level stage. She was visibly upset and got up from the couch to look for a poppen. Princess and Leonie asked, “where are you going? Iseeu likes you” but she just continued out of the room. Princess came over to confirm our session for later and I asked “who will be our 3rd now that Marcella is gone?” She said Leonie, which was fine with me. Then I told her that I had brought her a gift to be presented to her at the beginning of our session so she should tell Leonie to join us after the first half hour.
I got up to check emails again and then plopped down on the couch near the bar, to wait for Leila to come back. She did a few minutes later and I motioned to her to join me. Without the encouragement of others, she really relaxed and we continued our conversation from before. The vibe was there. I leaned over and kissed her. She’s a great kisser. We made out like little kids for 15 minutes. I asked her if she was ready for her poppen and she was. We went to the red room, which has a great big mirror with wide angle view of the bed. We continued passionate kissing (Did I say that she’s a great kisser?) for a long time, and then I gave her the Iseeu special including foot rub ending in her “poppen”. For my poppen we did cowgirl then reverse cowgirl, then mish, during which she got her 2nd poppen. I complimented her on her kissing and she returned the compliment while we sat and kissed for almost 20 minutes more. I had made a new friend and the rest of the evening, every time she saw me, she came over and gave me a big soulful kiss. A valuable addition to the Bernd’s lineup.
I needed to rest up and gather energy for my Princess finale scheduled for 9:30 p.m.. I had flown all night Sunday to arrive in FRA on Monday morning and had spent the day driving up to NRW, going to a meeting and f*cking my brains out and was feeling it in my bones. Found a quiet spot to rest downstairs. Helen(a) was still trying to catch my attention, and I was still ignoring her. After catching 20 winks, I went back upstairs. Edita was planning with Mara the costumes for the Halloween party that the girls should wear. Scheduling permitted, I’m hoping to attend (October 31st), so I asked Mara what costume I should wear. This started a discussion amongst the upstairs ladies at which they decided that I should be the devil with big horns, big tail, big c*ck.
I sat down on the upstairs couch across from Princess who was being fondled by an older guy. She saw me watching her, and looked at the time realizing that we had an appointment. She came over and asked if she could schedule with the guy for 11 p.m. after our session, and I told her sure, but I doubt that we’ll be finished at 11, since I had something special planned with my gift for her. She ditched the guy and we went to look for a room, getting the key for the upstairs room at my request. I told her to lay down on her stomach and close her eyes. I know how much she likes massages and I had bought her a wooden massage roller and a big bottle of scented massage oil. I began to give her a long languid erotic massage, including the crown of her head and temples, back of the neck, hands, feet, and everywhere in between.
This was heaven for her and me, plying her gorgeous chocolate skin, hearing her murmur with bout of pleasure after pleasure, getting to spend as much time as I wanted manipulating that beautiful butt. I asked her to turn over. Her eyes were glazed, her nips were at attention and her pussy was dripping. I began to move down from her collarbone to her feet, skipping over her Y but lavishing attention on her boobs and inner thighs. She couldn’t take it any more, and asked me to just finish her off already. I protested that she wasn’t ready yet (heh, heh, heh), but I lost that argument. I have been with her now for many sessions, but this time she screamed, really screamed.
She asked to massage me in return and I lay down on my stomach. I knew that she could never give as good a massage as Sandra, but she wanted to do this for me. At some point while Princess straddled my back, with her glistening wet pussy on my ass, Leonie came in to join us, but I didn’t want the distraction so I apologized and told her maybe later but not now. Princess flipped me over to do my front by rubbing the oil on to her front and slithering over my body with hers. She began a tongue bath, knowing exactly how I like it with the anus, balls and perineum in play, and of course her taking me whole in her mouth up to my balls, her tongue swirling around it as it fills up her mouth. At one point she began rubbing my dick with her pubic bone and pussy. It was unbelievable. After I came, she pulled a large towel over the 2 of us and we cuddled, spent and happy. I told her that this is getting seriously dangerous for me.
The room was a mess. We were a slimy, oily, mess. It was almost 11:30 when we stumbled down the steps and I went to shower. There was one guy still sitting on the couch upstairs. All of the girls were free, the place was quiet. I went to the bar to get a drink before going to get dressed and the girls upstairs decided to go downstairs to dance, so I followed them. 6 girls were sitting on the couches, 3 girls were dancing, and I am the only male watching the dirty dancing scene. Eventually I was coaxed by the sultry Leila to join her, and we rubbed up and against each other, with my towel slipping from its precarious knot and falling periodically to the floor to the joy of the naked female audience, who applauded me for my efforts when we were done.
It was a great unusual ending to a great unusual day and night. I doubt that the current Polish contingent will have staying power. I know for a fact that at least one of the Hof stalwarts is also planning to leave soon, so Bernd's will need to do some quality restaffing in the coming months to replace its departed stars. They've been doing it for 25 years, so we have to feel confident that they'll find new stars to fill the voiid.
I was there for 10 and half hours, had 4 sessions + Sandra's blue ball enducing massage, received 2 massages, spent quality time with 2 Bernd's legends, one up and coming star, and a Polish novitiate, dirty danced with a sultry naked Turkish woman, took 7 showers, drank 17 sprudelwassers, planned my Halloween costume and even got my emails done. Cost 325 Euro+ 70 Euro for entry. Of my 4 standard (not Sandra's massage) sessions, only the one with Silvia was a standard half hour set. I spent at least 50 minutes with Leila, well over an hour with Babsi, and over an hour and a half with Princess. I love getting a discount.
“There’s no place like Hof”
Final word- I’m leaving out one strategic sentence from my encounter with Princess, which I will only reveal by PM to Senior Members with whom I have been personally introduced.
ad found in the nrw "bild":
wanted: a hof novice to fill an open "something new" slot. must have smiling eyes, good ooba, an obvious willingness for sex with strangers, and be open to dfk, daty, and horizontal calisthenics. experience very necessary. meet my eyes to apply."
they were all still sitting there, legs crossed, lighting cigs, waiting to be approached. betty actually plumped her breasts at me and gave me a sly smile, but i wasn't catching the vibe with her. carmen looked bored with the whole scene. the statuesque blonde didn't crack a smile all day. silvia seemed the apparent choice and she looked the novice type.
i watched and i waited. took a plate of lunch to the couch. spoke to some of the guys and gals. silvia was picked up by an older german guy, without any couch action. i resolved to wait till she got back and gauge the post-session body language. 20 minutes later, they come back and he has a big smile and a hand around her waist. good sign- time to make a move.
she went upstairs to shower and when she came back, i asked her if she'd like a drink from the bar. she seemed happy that someone was paying attention to her. i bring our drinks over and we begin to talk. she's 19, and has worked at dietzenbach. i make a check next to the experience box. we laughed that age wise she could be my daughter, and it would be very kinky thinking about a father and tochter going at it. she called me "****". we begin to stroke each other and she reaches under my towel. her eyes are blazing and smiling. check next to ooba. she tells me that she came to germany to make money to go to school, heard about fkk, and decided that if she can make money at sex, she can get frequent sex and an education. check next to "likes sex". good interview, the job is hers.
unfortunately, the session wasn't great. her dfk was forced and not passionate. to break the ice, i asked her to lie down and worked my way down with my mouth from head to toe and then back. she has a beautiful p*ssy, and i went to town on her. she visibly came and smiled and endearingly said "father that was very good". fair, not spectacular, mechanical bj. i realized that she just didn't have the bernd's service skills, so it would be best to cash in sooner rather than later. i wanted to watch her amazing body in action, so asked her to climb on top for cowgirl. when we were done, she lay next to me for awhile.
i relaxed for while and went to the sauna, planning the rest of my day. i had a pre-arranged tryst with princess for “the tried and true” slot and as usual would save that for my last session. i hadn't been with babsi in more than a year, so she fit the "old" slot for the day. she's great, fun person, loves her job, great to talk to, and knows all of the moves. we sat on the couch near the upstairs bar and talked about her interests. she has 9 cats and 2 dogs, and has a purse with a furry cat sewn on the outside. i asked if i could stroke her pussy. she said yes, so i took her purse and begin stroking it. "not that one, you idiot." so i began stroking the other one. she assumed the bernd's couch position and while she went down on me i leaned over and went down on her. the thought crossed my mind to shock the polish girls out of their complacency, and just complete the session right there, but babsi didn't like the idea. "i want you to finish what you started and i can't stretch out and get comfortable here."
we went upstairs where she laid down expectantly on the bed. knowing that she's very ticklish, i gave her an excruciatingly slow foot massage, which really relaxed her, then i went about slowly strumming her strings, using her clit, lips, anus and g-spot. she came hard, so i did it again, and again and again till she had to forcefully remove me from her y. she was happy, very happy, and skillfully reciprocated. i knew that she gives one of the great bj's in the western world, and she still does. i also knew that she loves to swallow, so i gave her what she wanted. i came really hard and she took in every drop. then i tickled her, with my cum still in her system and she jumped away and told me that once the guy she was with made her laugh right after she had swallowed and the guy's cum came out through her nostrils. that's a vision to think about for a while.
we lay there and spoke for almost an hour afterwards. i like the upstairs room since it's quieter with none of the ambient noises coming form the bar/hallway/door/couches and there aren't any interruptions. it was great, relaxed, and fun. she's a consummate pro, but never makes you feel like she's just doing her job. silvia needs to take some lessons with the master.
needed to relax so i went to the sauna, checked phone messages and emails, and spent some time in the downstairs bar where the denizens of the dark, celine, jamilla, svenja, tanya and sandi roamed. a guy came in with a bunch of cd’s with music that he had made upon the girls’ requests, and sat down at the bar there and spent most of the evening making lists of songs. another guy came in with 2 contraband bottles of liquers for the girl’s refreshment. i met a sometimes youppie contributor and isg lurker, chaton, and we compared notes for awhile.
princess came down and sat with me for awhile. helen(a) stroked herself and positioned herself to catch my eye. but i had a plan for the rest of the evening and night and i was not to be deterred from my plotted course of action.
to be continued…
this is a very long report, so i've divided it into 3 parts. njoy.
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my october inspection found bernd's in a bit of a funk, but i still had some great sessions and fun, hof style. yet, there’s a sea change happening there with a number of the old guard sp leaving and a big contingent of new sp being “broken” in at the same time.
i was able to arrange a monday morning meeting in nrw, and a tuesday morning meeting in holland, leaving me with all mon. afternoon and evening free, and even a couple of hours free tues. afternoon before my flight tues. evening from cgn, which i took full advantage of at traumparadies. see my tp report on the cologne thread.
rushed to get to the door as early as possible to get on sandra the masseuse's "full service" list. a few months back, i was #3 on her program, and only the first 2 can get the whole package. so i put the rental mercedes c class into drive and broke my own personal land speed record, hitting 190 kmph on the a59. got in at 1:20, and was met at the door by sylvia, a red- haired, polish 19 year old, with an unbelievably balanced porportions figure, one of the new hof crop. followed her beautiful butt to the locker, and copped a feel on that butt. mmmmmmmmm. i always try to complete a “something new, something old and something tried and true” program to mix things up a bit. silvia was hot, and i made a mental note to make her a candidate for the novitiate slot of the day.
stripping down, i hear voices at the bar and saw that sandra was standing resplendent in her short white clingy thing at the bar. great, i'm thinking, she couldn't have finished a half hour massage yet and if she’s standing at the bar and waiting, there’s no one on the list yet. took a quick shower, and ran dripping to schedule my massage, before others get ahead of me. i'm on the list, but i’ll have to wait a half hour. great, i’ll be #2 for the day. sure, i’ll wait.
in attendance: babsi, betty (new, polish, thin, short black hair, friendly personality, small floppy boobs), carmen (new, polish, very skinny teen figure, short black hair), celine, helen or helena (new, german, zaftig, some belly fat, busty, smelly vagina level butt, black hair), jamilla, leonie (only 2 months on the job), leila (only 2 months on the job), mahe, mara, monica, michelle, princess, sandi, svenja, silvia (new, polish, nice figure with a teens body, reddish hair), tanya, uschi and a very pretty blonde polish girl who only began working last thursday, and no one knew her name. no katja, kim, rita, anna, brandi, etc. in sight. so of the 19 sp present, 7 have been on the job 2 months or less.
bernd's has always been good at integrating new staff, and michelle keeps a very tight rein on making sure that the hof level of service is maintained and indroctinated to the new team, but i guess that integrating that many new sp at once, may be too much to bite off at once. it was a monday afternoon, on which the energy level can anyway be low, but walking into the upstairs lounge, i was hit in the face, with a dispirited, melancholic atmosphere, not the type of atmosphere that i usually expect to find there. kissed hello to mara, leonie and babsi and sat down next to monica to catch up. arraigned around the room were the new polish contingent, who more or less spent the day in the same positions; legs crossed, bored looks, snatches of polish conversation amongst themselves. i made some conversation with them, using my polish heritage as an opener, but they continued to show a lack of spark or interest. they may have not felt comfortable conversing in english, but that’s never been a problem with me. i couldn’t keep my eyes off of the blonde one and silvia, who together with leonie, were the eye candy for the moment. but, they wouldn’t keep eye contact, or give a slight smile. not the hof way, if you know what i mean.
for most of the day, that was the scene. downstairs, which is usually more edgy, was quiet, and with no katja splayed out, there was almost no sexual energy in the tepid air. for the first time in my bernd’s visits, i spent the majority of the day in the upstairs lounge, where most of the women were. it was a very slow day, business wise for the girls.
princess walked in around that time and the energy level surged. what an entrance she makes, coming right over and plopping her gorgeous derriere on my lap with a big sloppy french kiss to greet me. we smooched some and talked, and then she was told that a blonde german stud had been looking for her, so she went off to find her first customer of the day. sandra also came back a few minutes later and called me for my massage.
anticipation building, i climbed the stairs after her, catching an enticing glimpse of her pink slit, under the white clingy thing. in the room we emphatically kissed, adding to the anticipation of things to come. laid down on the table and enjoyed her naked ministrations, copping a feel of her breasts, butt and p*ssy, when the opportunity allowed. she gives a great erotic massage, including the anus, prostrate and feet, which is for me, a highly underrated erogenous zone, and one that i often grant to the women that i believe deserve it. she asks me to turn over, lies down on me and we make out for 5 minutes, issue jr. rising to the cause. she massages my chest and legs, sucks on my man boobs, and reaches down to my nether regions. i’m in heaven from her tongue bath of my balls, anus and perineum, and jr. is full, primed and at attention, waiting to complete his mission. i sit up and motion to her to turn around so i can reciprocate. she sadly looks at me with those big eyes and says, “no, i’m having my monthlies, can’t do sex today.”
i’m incredulous. she continues the tongue bath. jr. is full bloated and ready to burst and i motion to her to let me cim. i imploringly tell her about my last massage with her, and how i was #3 on the list. she shakes her head. “can’t do it today. if i make you shpritz, i have to write it on your card, and i can’t today.” i couldn’t walk down those steps in my condition, so i pull her over, take her nip in my mouth and gave myself an hj. as we’re cleaning up, i told her of my anticipation for the session with her, and she gives me a big soulful kiss, promising me “next time”. as a marketing professional, i think to myself, what a smart woman, now she’s got me thinking about her till next time. i ask her in my broken german, if she can email me her period calendar and she laughs. she tells me, that on busy days she’s allowed more than 2 full service, and on wednesdays when she stays till late at night, she can also do more.
i shower, and decide to spend my down time observing the mating habits of the new crowd, resolved to find a crack of opportunity in the polish wall of indifference.
to be continued…
[QUOTE=Iseeu] Cost 325 Euro+ 70 Euro for entry. Of my 4 standard (not Sandra's massage) sessions, only the one with Silvia was a standard half hour set. I spent at least 50 minutes with Leila, well over an hour with Babsi, and over an hour and a half with Princess. I love getting a discount.[/QUOTE]Great reports from "the HOf", but:
4 sessions = 4 x 50 euro = 200 euro + massage 25 euro. total 225 euro.
You had do pay 325 ?
So where is the discount?
M.
[QUOTE=Ara Jobs]That was Samaya club and I read some previous reports saying that they don't let Turkish in. Is that true that the owner himself is Turkish ?
That's a shame because there are very beautiful girls in Samaya and the service is excellent.
I would appreciate if you could give me the name of some equally nice clubs in Cologne/Dusseldorf area where we could get in.
Anyone had any similar experience in FKK World (Giessen) or Living room (Kaarst) ?
Thanks a lot[/QUOTE]
I'm surprised that this happened to you there.
I've never heard/read of this happening at World or at LR.
If you want list of clubs in the area, just visit the "Clubs needing their own threads" thread and they are listed by region. This way, we don't have reinvent the wheel each time this question is asked.
Meindorfer,
You need to re-read Isseu's report again. He only had one 30 min session, so he had a good deal, not a bad deal. Once your over 30 mins, the girls can charge you another E50 for the next 30 mins. Most are very time friendly, but you have to be realistic. If your obviously going over-time, then you'll have an overtime rate!
Still the best value E50 can buy in my opinion.
C1
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Dark hair, dark skin, meaty, nice boobs and an ass that Smelly Vagina would die for. [/QUOTE]
What a report, thanks for thinking of me!!!
And were any of the vaginas smelly in Bernds that day??
[QUOTE=Cunning 1]Meindorfer,
Once your over 30 mins, the girls can charge you another E50 for the next 30 mins. Most are very time friendly, but you have to be realistic. If your obviously going over-time, then you'll have an overtime rate!
Still the best value E50 can buy in my opinion.
C1[/QUOTE]
On my first visit I did get charged the extra 50 one time, but on my last trip I had several go's with different girls and was never charged for another half hour...but it doesn't hurt to check every so often. I figure I went over a couple of times by 5 or 10 minutes, but if you hit the 45 minute mark that might be an issue.
Well as always my first port of call after stepping off the plane was Cheers, the New York bar where everyone knows your name. Strictly speaking they do not remember your name when you can’t visit as often as you like due to a minor 10,000km gap, but they still remember you.
October 2
I arrived shortly after the bell at about 1.15 and found a few new faces. Isseu’s description of the new Polish girls is spot on, and I have to wonder If they will ever fit in. You cannot judge easily at Bernd’s as the camaraderie between the girls is a sight to behold. Where-else in the World would 20 women all keen to spend time with you to lighten your wallet, be so sharing. I am sure girls in some other places can make more money, but if you want consistent earnings then this must be a good place to work. Like all of us, working is not necessarily about how much you make, it’s about the total package of money, location, co-workers and job satisfaction. I would bet the girls leave better satisfied than many and some of them are just dying to give away their virginity…every day.
Connie was in good form and wearing the same skirt she must have been parading to Isseu the day before. She has the best legs in all of Bernd’s and although her singing is not the best, you have to smile as she barks at the girls and keeps some measure of order. I took my time, lapping up the environment and enjoying the banter which even though I don’t speak German, my immersion tactics at FKK clubs gives me an inkling of what is going on. There was a strong selection on today, and my second trip confirmed that there appears to be a re-generation going on. First girl was Monica, she always remembers me and smiles and chats in English. She is like an old friend and must be a great person to be with outside of working hours. After the normal couch action and Bernd’s gymnastics, we went to the room and she worked her magic on me, and I on her, in a really GFE caring way. I love that! With her signature move of prostate massage, number one was given up for the day, and I went to the shower smiling with a friendly smack on my butt from Monica.
Number two was a girl who I have admired, as many of us have, and to date have never been close enough to make a date. Princess is sex on legs, and has a wonderful tan added to her Martinique body. You have to laugh as her butt is darker than the rest of her from top-ups in the tanning booth or from outside sunning. She is a chocolate delight, speaks perfect English to go with her French and German and who knows what else, and is bubbly and fun. She is also hot and love to dance to the language of love. Our session was very passionate and her blow job is deep and nice and slurping. Who teaches these girls….thanks anyway! After mutual oral, sex with her on top and me behind and the sight of her sexy little butt, it was time for the grad finale, blow job CIM and a smile of satisfaction on Princess’s face which was priceless. My smile was great too.
Number three was one of my favourite girls anywhere. Babsi is also my friend, we always chat and she is so relaxed, it’s unbelievable. She is as sexy as they come and along with Mara and a few of the others, will leave no stone unturned in the battle to experience everything that can be. I had been chatting to Mr M, a Swede who is also a reader of internet discourse. He was having fun and loving Bernd’s on his first visit. We chatted to Liza, who danced her butt against his excitement and I chatted to Babsi who was on the leather swing downstairs. I had been laughing at her earlier for eating a Ritter Sport sandwich, and so I stuck my tongue in her mouth to see if there was any chocolate left. None, but then that was only a ruse to get intimate with my wonderful friend.
We retired to the glass house and before two minutes of getting to know each other had gone by, Liza and Mr M joined us to be friendly. They got well in to some hard sex and Babsi and I licked each other in to submission. There was a general “coming together” as the four of us appeared to cum in a chorus, Babsi taking my cum in her mouth as she does with shear grace and she being in a state of not being able to take any more clit attention! Mr M was still partly hard after Liza riding him hard and can you believe my date leant over, took his cock in her mouth and brought him off in a 2 minute blowjob, ending with Mr M wondering if he had gone to heaven.
So another great day at Bernd’s, I left with Monica and Princess kissing me goodbye, and a miserly E220 lighter in the wallet which by anyone’s standards is real value.
October 11
I returned a week or so later to find all was much as I left it. I had left a couple of cuddly little koala bears with the girls the week before and it was good to see them still hanging on to their bags. Today I spotted a coupe of new faces to me, the Brazilian girl who is close to Princess and is exquisite and Debbie, who tells me she has been there for ages, but this was the first time I have seen her.
Those of you who know me, know I am a sucker for short blondes, and Debbie could sense it. So number one for the day was Debbie and I liked her a lot. She is passionate and appears to be really in to the sex, and the look of her face was all I needed to have a good time. Suffice to say, the look of a pretty blonde sucking you to completion was more than enough fun for me and I visited the shower again happy!
The days of traveling had left me physically a bit stuffed. Age, jetlag and crap beds and pillows just don’t do me any good, so I knew that I had only one big effort left in me. Would it be Babsi, Monica or Princess or someone else. Well as often in Bernd’s, a bit of seat shuffling tends to deal you the cards you will get and so Monica joined me and could see Princess looking a little put out to be ignored. She asked if Princess could join us and of course, I played it up a little but let them go ahead with the plan I had anyway. Suffice to say, the two of them working on you is absolutely crazy, and in the end Monica sat on my face, not wanting to give up her spot, and Princess rode my cock before they set to work to blow me off. I was done totally, and knew I had a bit of driving to do so headed for the shower. E220 lighter again, as I headed towards the door, Babsi called over “hope to see you next time” in a way that was pure friendship.
I headed in to the night thinking of the bar that always remembers your name.
Thanks, Cunning1, for the comprehensive report that once again captures the easy going and much coming that is Bernd's. Always nice to see that even a little Aussie Battler can be fully satisfied in this age of slipping Customer service when entering the place that Bernd built.
Yours along with Isseeu's has inspired me to start planning another Inspection trip. Must try to crack the Polish wall if possible and then there is ............
[QUOTE=Cunning 1]Well as always my first port of call after stepping off the plane was Cheers, the New York bar where everyone knows your name. [/QUOTE]
Cunning1,
Excellent report - I put it into ROD. (And of course I also put Iseeu's masterpiece below into ROD as well). All of these reports capture the atmosphere at 'Hof at its best.
By the way, I also use the "Cheers" analogy in an earlier post, [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=620593[/url]. It really does capture the feel. I, however, insist that Cheers is in Boston. In particular during baseball playoff season it is an unforgivable sin for many of us to mix up these two cities ;).
In the same post, BTW, I also mention the two sessions that I did with Debbie. Read it, and you will recognize her. (And, of course, I did Princess as well. This jewel also holds a special spot in Iseeu's lineup.)
you gotta lov the 'Hof
euro
Indeed Cheers bar, is in Boston, but they only used the outside of it, the series was filmed in California, anyway I would like to say thanks, to all, for the very good and informative reports on Bernds recently, I will be there at the end of this month and finally got a reservation, in Reuters, so I can't wait to ring that bell, and have a naked girl greet me, its a tough job but someones got to do it!
[QUOTE=Smelly Vagina]What a report, thanks for thinking of me!!!
And were any of the vaginas smelly in Bernds that day??[/QUOTE]
All 4 that I had the pleasure of sniffing, smelled fresh, clean and musky. Of course, I didn't get to Sandra's and she had Aunt Flo visiting, so I may have missed out.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]All 4 that I had the pleasure of sniffing, smelled fresh, clean and musky. Of course, I didn't get to Sandra's and she had Aunt Flo visiting, so I may have missed out. [/QUOTE]I am curious as how Bernds got its name, I assume that was the name of the original founder, is that person still involved? It makes me wonder because the standards seem to have always been maintained to a high standard, anyway I am glad thats the case.
Regards Viscount.
Gents,
Thanks for your comments and apologies for my jet-lag induced geography deficiency!
Bernd is now gone (as in to heaven or wherever) but his son keeps the family business intact with good help from the management in place.
C1
Dad Bernd died a few years ago now, and son Ralph took over, married (to my best knowledge) a really gorgeous Hungarian girl who worked there back in the late nineties. Spends much of his time between Majorca and Cologne. Was in partnership with one Heinz, a former German national boxing champion, whose sister ran a club in Cologne for twenty years. I think their partnership is now dormant and Ralph took a major share in the cologne club. These days Ralph enjoys his money and his family, his wife is one of the women who runs the theke in Bernds.
[QUOTE=Marlow]These days Ralph enjoys his money and his family, his wife is one of the women who runs the theke in Bernds.[/QUOTE].....is handled by Rosi, at least apparently to clients.
A 40-ish blonde, no [I]Thekefrau[/I], visits frequently.
Rosi might be Ralph's wife, but I'm not sure.
[QUOTE=Hollandmale].....is handled by Rosi, at least apparently to clients.
A 40-ish blonde, no [I]Thekefrau[/I], visits frequently.
Rosi might be Ralph's wife, but I'm not sure.[/QUOTE]
Connie (day) and Edita(night) are the regular thekefrau. Rosi only works the desk if one of them is off. I see Rosi very infrequently. The last time I saw her, was on her birthday and she came especially with champagne and cake to share with the the SP and clients. Yes, I know, I should have counted the candles on the cake...
A classy lady, short blonde hair, skinny figure, dresses well, the girls call her the "owner". I have seen Ralph twice, but sans Rosi.
Has anyone ever met Bernd in the flesh before he passed on?
I understand that he has been dead for a number of years now. Heart Attack - what else? RIP
I have given some thought about the truthfulness of the seventy odd virgins story awaiting a martyr in heaven that is promoted by a religion often in the news. Not being religious myself, but happy for others to be, I have dismissed that idea as being implausible with Bernd in heaven doing the incoming inspections and running the ladies' training courses.
One other off topic comment on Bernd's. Having seen on occasions, the number of very active and very Senior German Members of the Bernd's regulars, I now am confident that I will be able to grow old disgracefully at Bernd's before hopefully joining him at the bar.
Thanks to everyone for responding to the Bernds history,sure is interesting, I will be there at the end of this month, and this info,will just make the experience sweeter, roll on the end of the month.
Viscount.
So yesterday I drove 1. 5 hrs NW to Cologne. Thought I'd take a look at that huge ass church. Ho-hum. Put a check in the box of 'seen that'.
But to complete my journey, I then drove thru the German countryside, near Cologne, to a small farming community wherein lies, unsuspectingly, the mother of all FKK (supposedly the first? ): Bernd's sauna club.
The place is about the size of a large house. You ring the bell, and one of the naked girls welcomes you. Being that it's my first time, they give me a quick tour. Downstairs is a lounge area (couches), a small bar. The girl, to my amusement, explains that the swingset "is for fucking. Really good for sex". The ground floor has a small dining area where there are tables/chairs and catered food. After my first session, I had a bite to eat. A nice snack to re-energize. And typical european food. Couple slices of brie cheese, some rice, with a little chicken/gravy over it. Some fresh mozzarella slices with tomato, and a little chocolate mousse. Drinks are included of course, so I have my usual cola. Beer is also included in the 70 euro admission.
What makes Bernd's unique is how it has a much closer flavor to the actual term, FKK. "Freikörperkultur" meaning "free body culture" (to borrow from Routard). If it doesn't gross you out to see one guy get a blowjob while another has a girl bent over, you'll enjoy the ambience. Fucking in view though isn't common. But the couch action. Ie blowjob to start things in view of everyone, is the standard.
Bernd's has a much warmer, cozier environment than the Palace. In Palace, it really has the meat market Vegas feel to a strip club. At Bernd's, it's a more home-like environment.
Anyhow, I was happy to make the acquaintance of Sylvia. She is 19 yo (she could have passed for younger), brunette with dark red hair (likely dyed), lower shoulder length. If I could imagine what a pixie from a fairy tale looks like, she would fit the description. Approximately 5'6". Not too short, but certainly not Playboy full body. Nice set of natural tits. Certainly bigger than a handful. Body was lean, skin so youthfully taut and perfect. But striking to me were her facial features. Very pretty. Sparkling blue eyes. There are blue eyes, but then there are sparkling blue eyes. She obviously knew how to use her mascara/eye makeup to highlight her features. I mean, this girl had a set of eyes that could easily model for a Lasik billboard. If I were to compare her with a celebrity, I would say she remarkably reminds me of the actress Alexis Bledel (tuck everlasting, and she also ironically played the hooker in Sin City who betrayed her fellow hookers).
Naturally, onto session #1 with her. After some petting with her hand rubbing me up, we go to a room. Overall her session was enthusiastic, but a little reserved. Light frenching, a reflection of her very mild apprehensiveness. A well-performed BBBJ, followed by the usual positions. Finished with doggy as her beautiful ass helped me out with her skillfully reciprocated pounding.
We still had some time left. She asked for a massage. I happily obliged (though I prefer to receive). Her skin so perfect, body so lean, the texture of her ass so rewarding. She fully appreciated my massage talents.
So I take a quick shower, then lounge on the couch (with a number of other pros and mongers), drink, smoke. Sylvia by now has become comfortable with me, and I enjoy her company. But she isn't on top of me, to show that she is ready for more business w/other clients. She teases me with occasional petting, air-kisses, and occasional footsie. Though I think perhaps she may be using me to attract more clients. For what an easy way to show her attraction than to show that I enjoy her company. LOL. So she goes with another client, while I hang out with the other pros.
Then eventually I'm ready for round #2. Again with Sylvia. Shame she doesn't speak english. Only polish and german. Her supposed sister Betty translates a few phrases for us. This time I'm ready for my first couch action. After some petting, kissing, fondling, in full view as is typical at Bernd's, she starts with a very nice BBBJ. She laughed when I quietly exclaimed, "yihaa! ". Unlike every other client in there who I think is much more serious about fucking, I am extremely playful, from start to finish.
So onto the room, but this time, she has no apprehension. We are making out like long-lost lovers. Ka-ching! So wonderful to have great chemistry with a hottie pro. Multiple positions, BBBJ, constant DFK (deep french kissing), and I'm having the fuck of my life.
Ahhh. Shower, drink, smoke. I wonder if I have enough in me for Round #3.
Then the usual set-up. She sits beside me and teases me while getting more clients. LOL.
Then between an hr or two later, I tell Sylvia I am Houdini. "Rise! " (while making magician motions towards my tool). And a miracle, as I open my towel. I am alive! Sylvia giggles, her sister somewhat wide-eyed laughs, and Melanie the other Polish blond pro (well tanned, great figure) sitting nearby calls me "stupid". LOL.
So onto the usual. Couch action, followed by passionate love-making. During the session, I think I could have gone bare-back (in routard style? LOL), for she never prompted to get a condom, and she motioned with her pelvis, while staring into me with her hypnotic eyes. It seemed like a lifetime as we lovingly stared into each other (at least from my perspective. LOL). But my frontal lobe (logic) resisted, though my brain-stem was feebly protesting. Lots of thrusting eventually followed suit, covered of course, and later I became slightly concerned I wouldn't finish. She tried to get me off with a hand-job, then motioned for me to finish myself on her chest. We then went to doggy, and she pounded into me with full ferocity, and after near-exhaustion from the both of us. Mission accomplished.
A wonderful night, much better than the meat-market at Palace. At Bernd's the girls don't try to upsell, so the overall cost becomes extremely reasonable. The total was 70 entrance, plus 50 x 3. One older American remarked that he would never go to Palace. He hates their aggressive, meat-market ways followed by shitty service (though I've gotten great service more often than not).
Sylvia took me to the door naked, gave me a nice kiss, and the dream was over.
The only annoying thing was driving 1. 5 hrs late at night from Bernd's back to Frankfurt. And I was struggling to stay awake while racing along the German freeway.
I think I'll be back at Bernd's (closed on weekends) on Monday, for I look forward to another 3 sessions with Sylvia. She is so addicting.
I have a question about Bernd's. Do clients ever hire a girl for more than 1 session at a time?
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[QUOTE=Briedward]I have a question about Bernd's. Do clients ever hire a girl for more than 1 session at a time?[/QUOTE]The "quick" answer is yes. I've had a session that lasted about 2 hours and ended after being interrupted the 3rd time with "other quests want to use the room" (I was told it was an unusually busy afternoon).
Boomer10
Briedward,
Excellent report - I am going to put it into ROD! Now I am sure that you understand what we tried to tell you after your first couple of Palace visits. At Bernds you get the great service at the reasonable price without an attempt to overcharge. It really does put Palace into perspective, doesn't it.
... but of course I agree that the 90 minute drive from Frankfurt is a bother.
euro
May be coming over Nov 10 - 14. Looking to hit Dorsten, possibly Selm or Sessen and Berndts. Just trying to get a gauge of driving time from Dusseldorf to Berndts.
Hi,
I've been following this tread for a while, and a plan for visit is slowly emerging in the back of my head. Due to work related arguments I'll only be able giving it one shot. One concern though; Which day do I need to opt for if heading for the super experienced mature SP's?
Have tried figure out by reading way back, but seems line up is very little predictable due to turnover with a lot of new young faces, right?
wbr
your U
[QUOTE=Jimmy Smits]May be coming over Nov 10 - 14. Looking to hit Dorsten, possibly Selm or Sessen and Berndts. Just trying to get a gauge of driving time from Dusseldorf to Berndts.[/QUOTE]
Just take a look at maps.google.de and choose "Route berechnen". Entering Düsseldorf and "Schieferhof 28, Hennef" will show you approx. 80km and 53 minutes.
Hessen Bub
euro. thanks for referring my report to rod. i'm flattered!
yes i have to agree, bernd's is more pleasurable than palace. for economics (no constant upsell battles), consistency in quality of service, and ambience. sort of like the difference between drinking jack and coke (palace) versus drinking cristal champagne (bernd's). both are tasty, but bernd's is more refined.
but i don't regret my experiences at palace. i saw it as an appropriate training ground, and it allowed me to more appreciate bernd's. had i started at bernd's, i would have later despised palace, bewildered by palace's upsell minefield. but i see palace for what it is, so i can still enjoy the place. the one thing i missed at bernd's, in comparison to palace, were the excellent professional massage therapists.
[QUOTE=Briedward]
I have a question about Bernd's. Do clients ever hire a girl for more than 1 session at a time?
[/QUOTE]
They sure do. During my last five visits to Bernds, I have only had sessions with one girl, and several times (and hours...) per visit. Like in real life, the time in bed gets better the better you know each other.
I've been told by some of the girls that this is standard by the local visitors. Of course they need to try the new girls, but often, they go there to see their favourites.
Let me correct myself - Rosi is actually Heinz's wife, not the stunningly gorgeous 'Vivien' who used to work there. Sorry for the memory fade back there! As usual treat the info as 'for your eyes only'.
[QUOTE=Polar]They sure do. During my last five visits to Bernds, I have only had sessions with one girl, and several times (and hours...) per visit. Like in real life, the time in bed gets better the better you know each other.
I've been told by some of the girls that this is standard by the local visitors. Of course they need to try the new girls, but often, they go there to see their favourites.[/QUOTE]
When I was new at visiting clubs I used to think I had to sample each girl at a club.
I say [i]used to[/i] because after years of mongering my style has changed. Nowadays, I find a girl I like at a club and I do multiple sessions with her.
I think one goes through stages in ones career.
At the beginning I felt like I had to visit every club, do as many girls as possible. The result was: I visited lots of mediocre clubs, saw lots of mediocre girls.
Nowadays, I stick with clubs I know but also make it a point to add a new club or two to my itinerary when I visit. I sample new girls, reject the mediocre ones, do multiple sessions with the ones who meet my requirements. I really only need to find one chick at each club I can get along with. I am really easy to please.
Why a multiple session strategy?
a) It cuts down on the chances of landing on an average session (note, I said average not bad - most sessions are really only average, its only once in a while that they are truly bad).
b) Our sessions tend to get better the more often we are together.
c) I can return to a club and she will remember me. I have no interest in clubs where the women process the customers, turn around and forget their names. Its nice to be able to establish connections such as this.
Akibono's three rules for mongering:
1) Never go in search of a better club when you find the currently hot club.
2) Never go to a club with the expecation that your favorite hottie will be there.
3) Sessions with different girls will always regress toward the mean. (good sessions will be followed by bad sessions) So, stick with proven performers before you explore new talent.
Well I decided for a repeat trip to Bernd's, rather than Oase. The craving for Sylvia was far too great.
In light of Akibono's Rule #2, "Never go to a club with the expectation that your favorite hottie will be there", I called Bernd's early afternoon and asked whether Sylvia was working. The lady who answered confirmed that Sylvia was working, so that's all the info I needed prior to departing for the 1. 5 hr journey.
I arrived at around 330 pm, and who else but the lovely Sylvia appears, looking showered, as though she had recently finished a session. Her hair this time was curly (instead of straight), more red in color, and very beautiful. She was looking extraordinarily pretty just as I had remembered. In fact, if I were to compare her with a celebrity, I would say she looks like Milla Jovovich, back when Milla was on the cover of 17teen magazine (a long time ago). To my relief, Sylvia's sparkling eyes seemed to light up at my presence. Her supposed sister Betty even remarked that she (betty) was shocked that I came back.
So I resumed my typical position on the middle portion of the sectional couch on the ground floor. Sylvia was attached to my hip, and I enjoyed loving kisses, fondling, and the like. By 445 pm I started, this time, a 90 minute session. Of course it was wonderful. Tons of passionate kissing, some BBBJ, uncovered humping (teasingly near), then the usual positions. Then of course my preferred intermission of a smoke break, then lots of cuddling and kissing, until finally with only 20 min to spare, back to the usual positions until I finished in my typical doggy.
Now here's where the strangeness began. From 615pm until 1030pm, Sylvia was literally attached to my hip (as opposed to being unattached and attracting clients). First we ate a small dinner in the small dining area with Betty. Then we resumed our typical couch positions, except I was surprised she stayed hooked to me (her leg was always across mine, at the very least). From time to time I would get aroused, she would tease me with stroking, she would sometimes get on top of me, but throughout the hours we were like teenagers in love. Constant kissing, smiling, teasing, caressing. I was amused earlier when a noticeably older client (with clients as old as him, I'm surprised Bernd's doesn't have paramedics at hand) sat nearby, and Sylvia clung to me harder, as though to be protected by me. By 1030 pm, the entire time I was ready for another 90 minute session, but I wasn't about to suggest going to a room, as I was thoroughly enjoying Sylvia's company (if only I had Routard's language skills, I would take Sylvia with me to the US and live happily ever after).
Then out of the blue, a client must have wanted Sylvia. I'm not sure who it was, because the client didn't motion for Sylvia to sit next to him on the couch, as is typically the custom. Rather, the woman working at the bar called for Sylvia, and I was most annoyed since I was perfectly willing to take her to a room at any point. I asked Carmen what happened, and in her broken english, said "sylvia is working (making hand gestures). She cannot hide".
Well I'm obviously okay with sharing Sylvia, but I would have preferred to know that I needed to send ourselves to a room or end up losing her.
Fortunately Sylvia came back within the half hour, and we were back together like teenage lovers. After prolonged teasing, kissing, fondling, her sitting on top of me, I could see the Christina was giving her some looks, to suggest that Sylvia needs to send me to a room, rather than play with me for free on the couch. Christina is blond, full-bodied, looks to be in her 30s, has a few extra pounds, and not somebody I would go to, even for free (just my taste). So I wonder if Christina (assuming I remembered her name correctly) has a bigger role in the business.
After the exchange of looks between Christina and Sylvia, Sylvia proceeded to the standard couch action BBBJ, and I think she did so merely to follow whatever provider rules they have. Naturally I didn't mind.
So by 1115 pm we were in a room.
Then the unthinkable happened.
We made out in typical fashion, smiling, laughing, rich chemistry despite horrendous language communication. I was in full, unrequited love (though it certainly seemed reciprocal at the moment, as is expected in a good session). We teased each other with uncovered humping (but no penetration). She communicated that she was tired, and asked "preservatif? (condom). No? ". Well I just go along with whatever she says, so I wondered what she meant. Bareback perhaps? Turns out she meant whether we wanted to have sex. Also going thru my mind was whether this was going to be strictly 30 min session (I left it up to her, but on retrospect, I think they close at midnight, so duh, no wonder it could only be 30 min despite me willing to go 90 min). We cuddled, kissed, gazed into each other's eyes.
Then she said something about me showering, going to her house, and I was confused but excited about the possibility of staying the night with her. Well I was wrong, for she showed me the door in typical fashion at the end of the night (though with intentionally prolonged kissing).
Earlier in the evening I had asked Sylvia if I could give her my email address. Betty remarked that they are not allowed to communicate with clients, for they would lose their jobs.
I think overall I had a super night, and spent only 200 (150 for first session, 50 for second). Sylvia could have gotten a lot more euros, had she taken me to a room a lot sooner in the evening. So if anything, Sylvia was protecting me from getting fleeced. So sadly, no prolonged future with Sylvia, for a variety of reasons that I prefer not to take the time to deconstruct.
But in the meantime, I will enjoy being in love with her, if only for a few more days until my trip back home.
My head however is confused by all the events of the evening. Why didn't Sylvia take me to a room much earlier in the evening for session #2. Why did she opt instead to hang out with me for such a long time? Why didn't she encourage us to have sex towards the end of session #2 when she knew I was erect? Did she gain more love (doubtful) and respect because we didn't have sex for a session at Bernd's?
And I wonder if Sylvia, and others, are truly working at their own free will (vs being trafficked)? Small red flags include 1) no communication with clients 2) "sylvia is working. She cannot hide". I probably should have no reason to suspect, but I wonder if anyone else has an opinion on this.
So yes, I did the unthinkable, somewhat inadvertently. I paid for an independent session at Bernd's and didn't even put the condom on. And I'm okay with that
I plan to call Bernd's tomorrow afternoon for hopefully another session with my dear Sylvia.
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You made a couple of great report Briedward, already RODded by Euro. Looks like you are on my footsteps and I don't mean only because we visit the same destinations. ;)
Yes, lack of communication brings in all kind of assumings and misunderstandings. But if you had the language skill, you would have brought it even much further, and then who knows what could have happened?
Regarding trafficking, as far as I know most girls in Bernd's are independant, whatever that means. But the club has a couple of strict rules which gave you that uncomfortable feeling that Sylvia could not do what she wanted.
[QUOTE=Briedward]Well I decided for a repeat trip to Bernd's, rather than Oase. The craving for Sylvia was far too great.
My head however is confused by all the events of the evening. Why didn't Sylvia take me to a room much earlier in the evening for session #2. Why did she opt instead to hang out with me for such a long time? Why didn't she encourage us to have sex towards the end of session #2 when she knew I was erect? Did she gain more love (doubtful) and respect because we didn't have sex for a session at Bernd's?
And I wonder if Sylvia, and others, are truly working at their own free will (vs being trafficked)? Small red flags include 1) no communication with clients 2) "sylvia is working. She cannot hide". I probably should have no reason to suspect, but I wonder if anyone else has an opinion on this.
So yes, I did the unthinkable, somewhat inadvertently. I paid for an independent session at Bernd's and didn't even put the condom on. And I'm okay with that
I plan to call Bernd's tomorrow afternoon for hopefully another session with my dear Sylvia.[/QUOTE]Having had a few sessions at Bernd's;.)) I might be able to shed some light on the "hiding"-question.
As you have observed yourself most guests at every club (and also at Bernd's) cannot all be classified as "male-hardbodies" and "young God's".
ADD to this fact that not ALL the "working-girls" are nympho's (and want to have sex with ALL men on the planet).
And you will see that sometimes a girl that is not in a "working-mood" (had one or multiple REAL orgasms? ! )
OR if she wants to make herself invisble to "that creep that is staring at me all the time.but I'd rather not go to a room with him! " likes to HIDE behind/next to a nice gentleman who she can relate to!
Been in that situation quite often, where girls (with whome I've already "familiarized, ahumm") talk and touch for hours on the couch without even hinting (from their side) to go to a room!
Call me crazy: I enjoy those hours as much as I enjoy sex (okok, nearly as much)
SOOOOO. Hiding in this context means not wanting to have sex with other men at the time
And allthough the girls at Bernd's are independant (from the club) the club wants to keep their visitors happy!
So if a girl is hiding and a customer is complaining that "HIS choice of the day" has been sitting on the couch for hours just chatting. Management might give a "back-to-work"-signal.
Hope this helps,
Rob
[QUOTE=Rob Raunch]sometimes a girl that is not in a "working-mood" [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rob Raunch] if she wants to make herself invisble to "that creep that is staring at me all the time.but I'd rather not go to a room with him! " likes to HIDE behind/next to a nice gentleman who she can relate to! [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rob Raunch]So if a girl is hiding and a customer is complaining that "HIS choice of the day" has been sitting on the couch for hours just chatting. Management might give a "back-to-work"-signal.
[/QUOTE]
That's exactly it, jonge ijsbeer, couldn't have explained it better. And this might be the reason why I have trouble getting in the mood of Bernd's atmosphere (except when I'm with Iseeu or Wanking of course ;) ). In other clubs I guess I am usually that "nice gentleman" girls use to hide themselves. I love when girls use me! :)
It happened also to me sometime in other FKK clubs. One girl after having had sex with me in one room, asked me please to stay with me all the time of the evening. Just chatting. So she avoided to be asked for sex by just anybody. Thinking she was engaged with me. And pernitting her to go only for selected men. Sometime she left me a moment alone to go offering herself to a guest of her choice. I was not disturbed and had nice hours of free Gesellshaft. I also suggest to avoid to ask for Handy telephone number. Better than email. When other girls are present. I asked for it when girl's alone and I got it very very often. Some girls were sometime later available, with her great pleasure, for a Privat in a nice Hotel. I did not experienced this in Bernds. This is very good for girls as they earn more money easily and have a night really less boring with lunch and drinks and much more relaxed. Despite it is generally forbidded to take Guests home, some girls believe. My true experience. One can always have a friend in her privat life. Very exciting provided you can control you emotions and do not fall eventually in love.
The Thekendamen at Bernd's do try to keep a tight ship. Quite right too, since the club's income is entirely from the Guests entry fees. Happy Customers equal happy girls and a happy Bernd's management.
Girls being girls they do like all of us, perhaps a bit more given their gender and their Bernd's workday activities, want to "turn off" sometimes. Like any management consultant they work by the hour of paid activity - no sex - no money for them, so it is a choice they don't make lightly.
On my last visit, chez Bernd, as it was getting into the evening and things were winding down just a bit, Edita called out twice to Princess who had come from the shower to sit on the couches in the upstairs room. Princess had forgotten or was comfortable in her towel wrapped around her lovely frame and was talking with a guest.
Edita called out from behind the bar, but Princess didn't hear her. The second time everyone in the house heard Edita calling out, "Princess, this is a FKK, please remove your towel." She promptly did. Alles in ordnung.
I have not seen any indication that any girl is forced to have sex at Bernds. While trafficking may be a problem at other clubs, I do not think that Bernds is one of them. All of the girls are independent operators, but they do need to be there on their "shift".
Why then the [i]get back to work[/i] order? At any given time there are about a dozen girls at hand. A few of them are in the "room"s with guest. This leaves only a limited selection at any time. If now on top of this a girl (or, worse, even more than one girl) elects to just take herself out of commission, this can be a real problem for the male guests who want to get a quality session.
Yes, of course some girls use some of us to hide out for a while - Debbie did this with me one evening and simply ran out the clock on a guy, who wanted to session with her, but who she did not want to session with. But if this goes on for many hours, then the club has a problem on its hand. Just imagine if you were the guy who had set his sights on Sylvia and had to wait for endless hours without success ...
Thank you for your insight: Routard, Euro100, Rob Raunch, Excess!
Today I had the pleasure of meeting Irish Pussyman at Bernd's! ISG is feeling more like a community, now that I've met a mongering colleague
Once again I enjoyed Sylvia. Today was a lot more smooth. Upon arrival, Sylvia's sister, Betty, gave me a warm welcome. I can't help but to note that Irish Pussyman enjoyed a session with Betty
I was especially pleased to once again see Sylvia's smiling face. She joined me at the hip, per usual, and we eventually were off to a room. A great session as usual. I value the intimacy with Sylvia more than anything.
Then again she spent as much time as possible with me on the couch. I tried to monopolize her time and was reasonably successful (she had to occasionally escape to other clients, which typically occurred while I was showering). After awhile of sitting together, caressing, teasing, exchanging kisses as well as the occasional smoke kiss, I brought her again to a room, except this time NO SEX. It was simply my chance to have more intimacy. I wasn't quite ready for Round 2 anyhow.
Back to the couch, joined at the hip, so on and so forth. A wonderful Round 2 session (though again while I was showering she was devoured by another client), then she joined me at the hip, etc, til finally I had NO SEX session #2 to close out the evening by midnight. For I noticed some elderly geysers giving her looks, and what better way to treat my dear Sylvia than to protect her in my arms for another intimate 30 minutes?
If only I could be her knight in shining armor every night, protecting her from the rotting zombies of the Bernd's local elderly (don't they have a curfew in their nursing home? ).
I leave Bernd's at closing with a passionate kiss, and my love story continues (but sadly ends in a day). While exiting, Monica remarked "when are you getting the ring? " If only it were that simple.
Alas, tomorrow is my last day with Sylvia, and like all things in our precious finite lives, it must end.
Irish Pussyman, it was great meeting you!
As I point out to newbies all of the time (but most don't believe me), Briedward's experience here shows how important chemistry is.
If you and your [i]Lebensabschnittgefaehrtin[/i], she will go out of her way to spend time with you and it needn't be because she is on the clock.
As I've pointed out elsewhere, there are clubs where the women are [i]transaction oriented[/i] and others where they are [i]relationship[/i] oriented.
Bernds is more like the latter.
I have been [i]used[/i] at this club (and a couple of others) in this same way: chick sits down with you and it seems she doesn't want to do business, just hold hands and talk.
It happens for various reasons: a) she doesn't want to work just right now, b) she doesn't like the look of a guest who she knows will ask her out, c) she enjoys your company.
This almost never happens at a club where the women are there only just to turn tricks.
[QUOTE=Briedward]I leave Bernd's at closing with a passionate kiss, and my love story continues (but sadly ends in a day). While exiting, Monica remarked "when are you getting the ring? " If only it were that simple.
Alas, tomorrow is my last day with Sylvia, and like all things in our precious finite lives, it must end.[/QUOTE]
Falling in love / becoming infatuated: I live for these moments!
Enjoy one of the sweetest fruit of mongering.
euro
[QUOTE=Euro100]I have not seen any indication that any girl is forced to have sex at Bernds. While trafficking may be a problem at other clubs, I do not think that Bernds is one of them. All of the girls are independent operators, but they do need to be there on their "shift".[/QUOTE]Please don't dream.
There are even in Schieferhof several girls with a pimp. And almost all the girls from outside the EU have or had problems with their papers. Therefore they have to pay a lot.
The average age of the girls in Schieferhof is a bite higher so maybe you have less problems of this kind you mentioned.
So open your eyes.
[QUOTE=Willem2]So open your eyes.[/QUOTE]
Yes sir, I am opening my eyes as we speak. Nope, still don't see it.
[QUOTE=Willem2]There are even in Schieferhof several girls with a pimp.[/QUOTE].....W2 is right.
I have been at the Hof on several occasions where I arrived before opening time or left after closing time. I saw several younger girls being dropped off or picked up by their "boyfriends". Upon seeing their appearance and much too expensive sportscar, I knew enough. Also I saw several older girls arriving or leaving by their own car, as I expected.
Similar to other FKK's: the younger the girls, the bigger the chance that they are pimped, and vice versa.
[QUOTE=Hollandmale].....W2 is right.
I have been at the Hof on several occasions where I arrived before opening time or left after closing time. I saw several younger girls being dropped off or picked up by their "boyfriends". Upon seeing their appearance and much too expensive sportscar, I knew enough. Also I saw several older girls arriving or leaving by their own car, as I expected.
Similar to other FKK's: the younger the girls, the bigger the chance that they are pimped, and vice versa.[/QUOTE]
Some of the girl/ladies also just have a deal with a guy to drop them and pick them up ....as you all know Schieferhof is somehow in the middle of nothing.
At least from 2 I know that they have a guy who just drops them and picks them up
[QUOTE=Hollandmale] I have been at the Hof on several occasions where I arrived before opening time or left after closing time. I saw several younger girls being dropped off or picked up by their "boyfriends". Upon seeing their appearance and much too expensive sportscar, I knew enough.[/QUOTE]
What does this prove?
A) Is the guy really a boyfriend?
B) Is the guy a private driver?
C) Did she have a one-nighter?
D) Is he her brother?
E) Her mechanic? (heh, eh, heh)
F) She was taking a test drive...
Sorry, to say, but your inference is weighted by your own prejudice, and deciding that a girl is being pimped because you saw her get out of an expensive sports car is stretching the realm of scientific proof a bit.
Alot of FKK women spend their hard earned euros on buying their first nice car, and owning a beemer in NRW doesn't have the same "exclusivity" as it does in other countries.
That's not to say if we'll ever really know the truth about every single one of these women, but I do know that most of them are true "independents". Women who work in a club permanently over a long span of years, even if they're originally from E. Europe, aren't being pimped. And many new Bernd's SP who come in for a tryout, are locallly grown, or long time immigrants.
Most girls at Schieferhof are independant. A few girls have a pimp. I could post some names but I won't do it.
I think it is reasonable to believe some of these girls are pimped, pay a fee, are indebted, whatever, at least initially. But I would be surprised to find out some girl is indebted for years to a guy(s). We know girls from Poland are bussed in for two week stints at some clubs. Surely they pay certain fees for it but aren't indebted. I've talked to several girls about it and they look at me like it's a crazy notion- that they are sex slaves or something similar. Most of them seem to make their own decisions. I'm sure there are a few that are under some guy's thumb, that happens everywhere in some form. But by and large it seems like the girls do what they want when they want. Some of them might even willingly work to support their boyfriend's needing a nice car to pick them up in. In Latin America it happens quite often that a girl works and the husband knows, even supports it because the money is so good.
If it's a 911, it's probably a pimp ;-)
[QUOTE=Fkk Lover]If it's a 911, it's probably a pimp ;-)[/QUOTE]
Even that is not assured ... One of the girls at the 'hof told me that she has a 60+ year old regular client who drives a Carera. Sometimes she spends the night there, and he drops her off at opening time.
According to a Rheinforum-report, 17 girls were attending:
- Mara, Debby, Babsi, Brandi, Anna, Tanja, Katja, Lisa, Leonie,
Sylvia, Monica, Carmen, Jamila, Michelle, Betty, Mahee, Milena.
Pimp/boyfriend that's the question. Whether 'tis nobler to arrive in a Skoda or take his arm and be guided into the Porsche. Pimping in Germany exists, but we call them boyfriends as often that is actually what they are. Your average German Zuhälter caricature is a skinhead with disco-muscles, works out in a gym during the day and polishes his tattooes at night. However Bernds isn't the kind of place where this dickhead sends his girl - she's more likely to be in Samya or Oase or World. Girls may not like Mr. Boyfriend but being young and defenceless they need his anabolics to frighten off other hidebound suitors who see an easy picking. Trafficking exists but mostly around the Frankfurt and Berlin areas, to name two of the larger cities with ths problem. Cologne I would venture to say does not suffer that much from trafficking as competition and quality in Cologne sort of ensure that nasty, cheap, drug dependent women earn zilch. Hamburg is also pretty bad for trafficking, though I did hear it is finally starting to enter the modern world.
As Germany is (I venture to claim) unique in what if offers in terms of legal fun
(which other EU country boasts such fabulous clubs?) pimps and traffickers have a hard time forcing women into the trade. Where it is illegal such as the UK will soon become, traffickers and pimps thrive. Most women do it because they pretty much want to and for a multitude of reasons.
You are right. Would only like to add that even in exclusive clubs and FKK there are many girls with pimps. Some brought them there and have 40% of income. Others have the role of protectors and get part of income even after the girl started to work there. The girls are often a bit lost in a new job and country and many wants a part of their income. You may call them boyfriends. And some think they are in love. In exclusvive clubs they tip the employees compulsuary. Some doormen/clubattedens start to make problems for the girls and get money to solve the "problems". Many girls has to pay a fee to their pimps to be "free" from a non-excisting contract. There is also threats against their family back home if they do not behave. A lot of pimps are from Balkan and Turkey.
FKK is the best solution for the girls. They only problem here is the pimp that brought them or they choose themselves.
[QUOTE=Marlow]Pimp/boyfriend that's the question. Whether 'tis nobler to arrive in a Skoda or take his arm and be guided into the Porsche. Pimping in Germany exists, but we call them boyfriends as often that is actually what they are. Your average German Zuhälter caricature is a skinhead with disco-muscles, works out in a gym during the day and polishes his tattooes at night. However Bernds isn't the kind of place where this dickhead sends his girl - she's more likely to be in Samya or Oase or World. Girls may not like Mr. Boyfriend but being young and defenceless they need his anabolics to frighten off other hidebound suitors who see an easy picking. Trafficking exists but mostly around the Frankfurt and Berlin areas, to name two of the larger cities with ths problem. Cologne I would venture to say does not suffer that much from trafficking as competition and quality in Cologne sort of ensure that nasty, cheap, drug dependent women earn zilch. Hamburg is also pretty bad for trafficking, though I did hear it is finally starting to enter the modern world.
As Germany is (I venture to claim) unique in what if offers in terms of legal fun
(which other EU country boasts such fabulous clubs?) pimps and traffickers have a hard time forcing women into the trade. Where it is illegal such as the UK will soon become, traffickers and pimps thrive. Most women do it because they pretty much want to and for a multitude of reasons.[/QUOTE]
The ex Yugoslavs and Turks are the worst and certainly girls get trapped into paying large chunks of their earnings to upleasant men. I'm not sure now watertight or prevelant this age old Zuhälter system is. Clubs do pay a finder's fee, but earnings go direct to the girl, not to her 'boyfriend'. Her boyfriend may provide accommodation while she is in Germany and charge a fat rent. Young German born Turks think it's hip to be a zuhälter and recruit girls in clubs. Girls from the former soviet states ending in '-stan' are more than likely to be beholden to a pimp, whereas from neighbouring states -Poland, Czech etc, - girls are more likely to be freelance. An expert would probably tell me the picture is more complex than one can imagine. At one end there's the thirty something teacher from St. Petersburg and the other the twenty one year old Russian from Volgagrad in Germany since three years doing a course in Germanics: the late twenties German mother with son from Hessen, the Czech mother in her early thirties married to a German, the thirty something Moscow woman with daughter whose family in Germany help out while she works.....so as you see many of them don't fit the profile. Though at Oase and World and Samya they probably do: nubile, single, not much German, great lookers, high earners. but appearances can be deceptive!
You are right the picture is more complex than you can imagine. In other clubs than FKK, the guest pay to the bar/management. A girl brought there by a pimp will only have 60 of her share. 40% to the pimp. Paid to him by the club.
For example 1 hr. 250 euro (normal price Funny, Relax etc) 125 euro should be for the girl. But she gets 60% of 125. Rest to the pimp. A pimp can have several girls there! Does not need to meet here in months! There are turkish restaurant owners that hire Polish girls to their restaurant. Pays 500 euro a month for 12 hours day and after a while suggest a better paid job. Brings the girl to the club, not everybody is prepared for what is up. He will get the income as long as she works in the business or she pays her free. You may say they can run away, but that is dangerous for her and family. Without money it is not easy to leave the club either. And after a while the money is good and the pimp helps with practical matters.
So you are right there is a wide varity of backgrounds.
[QUOTE=Marlow]The ex Yugoslavs and Turks are the worst and certainly girls get trapped into paying large chunks of their earnings to upleasant men. I'm not sure now watertight or prevelant this age old Zuhälter system is. Clubs do pay a finder's fee, but earnings go direct to the girl, not to her 'boyfriend'. Her boyfriend may provide accommodation while she is in Germany and charge a fat rent. Young German born Turks think it's hip to be a zuhälter and recruit girls in clubs. Girls from the former soviet states ending in '-stan' are more than likely to be beholden to a pimp, whereas from neighbouring states -Poland, Czech etc, - girls are more likely to be freelance. An expert would probably tell me the picture is more complex than one can imagine. At one end there's the thirty something teacher from St. Petersburg and the other the twenty one year old Russian from Volgagrad in Germany since three years doing a course in Germanics: the late twenties German mother with son from Hessen, the Czech mother in her early thirties married to a German, the thirty something Moscow woman with daughter whose family in Germany help out while she works.....so as you see many of them don't fit the profile. Though at Oase and World and Samya they probably do: nubile, single, not much German, great lookers, high earners. but appearances can be deceptive![/QUOTE]
Available yes or no? Is it included in the 50E price?
[QUOTE=Jimmy Smits]Available yes or no? Is it included in the 50E price?[/QUOTE]
Available, but not standard. You have to negotiate on a case-by-case basis. If the girls says no, and you really want it, just more on to the next girl and ask her.
Jimmy Smits--your best bet would be Michelle or Brandi. Some other girls will do it with a regular customer/if they're in the mood, but Michelle and Brandi are a sure bet.
@timmendorf
...what you describe. As for running away, where would they run too; and as a recent Italian mafia killing spree at a four star restaurant in the Rhür (I think from memory) in which a family was wiped out, revenge is only a shotgun barrel away. These guys travelled from Italy to do the job! And a few years ago a young good looking club owner in Frankfurt, in his thirties, was gunned down outside his house and left in the street to die.
I'm pretty sure there is a standard charge for anal, but can't remember how much. EUR 50? 70? Anyone? I don't think you have to negotiate on price anyway.
[QUOTE=Toscana]I'm pretty sure there is a standard charge for anal, but can't remember how much. EUR 50? 70? Anyone? I don't think you have to negotiate on price anyway.[/QUOTE]Anal is + 50 euro.
Brandy and Michelle do it for sure.
Mara and Monika if they are comfortable with the guest. So no guarantee.
I am back from making the pre-Halloween inspection tour at Bernd's.
Everything was in order for the party - Connie and Edita in good form, Rosie arriving late in the evening to hold a team meeting up the stairs in the attic for 10 minutes to lay out the ground rules. From my inquiries there will several sheDevils in costume. Tanja was spreading herself out as she is won't to do by choosing as her costume to come as a spider. Girls looking forward for the party. I have it on good authority that several ISG members will be attending the party and will report on the festivities.
A quiet and then it became a busy day at the 'Hof.
Did not manage to session with Ms. Mahe, did chat for a while but one thing or another came up for both of us as does happen at Bernd's. We agreed on 'next time' and marked our respective dance cards accordingly.
Lovely getting back into the Bernd's scene a more full report will follow when my wings have cooled.
Besides enjoying myself to excess by putting a more or less full afternoon and evening of extensive inspecting and relaxing did manage time for 5 sessions along with a number of observations to be included in the next report on the happiest little house in Schiferhof.
I am reconsidering my handle of Excess upon meeting with a US Guest who was completing his 5th straight day at the Hof - interrupted by the week-end - sadly he said !!! As they say in billiards/snooker, the gentleman had run the table at Bernd's and in a number of cases several times with the same provider. He was still going (relatively) strong towards the end of the 5th day - another example fo the Fountain of Youth that is Bernd's.
And then it was proposed late into the evening that I should put on a full Public Porno performace on the upstairs couches by the bar with one of the girls for the benefit of a very rotund gentleman for whom this is main source of enjoyment while he was sitting opposite with one of the other girls wanking him. Thoughts of Smelly Vagina flashed through my mind and not of my partner's who was fresh and sweet. You will have to wait for the full report to hear how this one turned out. Only at Bernd's you say and you would be right.
The party should be a blast and in full swing as I write.
In addition to much chatting, kicking back and whatever, deeper probing interviews were held with:
Ana
Tanja
Michelle
Silvia
Martina - an early test on this new arrival undertaken for research purpose more than magnetism.
Later.
With only two days left on this fantastic voyage, I felt I had to pay my respects to the Holy Grail of sex palaces. Who would have thought that this place would be smack dab in the middle of some farmland housing development? A beautiful, completely naked young girl welcomes me in to the establishment. What an excellent start! It turns out to have been a false start as the manager told me that I could not park on their residential street and that I had to move my car down to the venue's gravel parking lot a little further down the road. So I had to leave, park my car again, and come back. The good thing was that I was welcomed back in by another more beautiful girl. Wow! You know, if more business establishments welcomed in their customers with a beautiful, naked girl, this would truly be a much better world. This second girl gave me a tour of the house and explained to me all the rules in perfect English. Just looking at all the gorgeous nude women lounging around was enough to get the motor revving. These two Swedish guys who came in right before me were similarly impressed. It turns out that one of these Swedish Gladiators was the guy I heard get cursed out last night in the upstairs orgy room at Beverly (see report). Well isn't it a small monger world? He told me that those old German hausfraus did not do it for him and her rudeness was just one example of their unattractiveness. If I wanted a good example of a pure beauty, he told to go downstairs and look at the girl sitting alone on the basement couch. That's when I met Jmila.
She was 19 and drop dead gorgeous, a dead ringer for an American actress named Leelee Sobieski. Tall, slim, and long-limbed with perky breasts and a wonderful smile, Jmila would be hands-down the most beautiful girl I have ever had sex with in my whole life, and most likely ever will. When we were in the room, she knew what she was doing. Those agile long arms and legs on the bed made her seem like some sexy spiderwoman. At first I was concerned about her performance, because as some of you guys may know, sometimes the hottest women are the coldest performers. Jmila was definitely not one of those. After some oral and many positions, I finished with a CIM. I thought my heart would burst. Afterwards, we talked on the bed and it was very pleasant. There is even no clockwatching. This girl is perfection in human form.
I needed a bit of rest after this episode so I sat in the living room couch and talked some more with the Swedish Gladiators, a couple of hilarious dudes with great personal stories. Also on the couch were some Polish girls, a dark Brazilian girl, and some Hungarian girls; none of whom were under an 8 on the beauty scale. Is this Heaven? Between sessions, all we did was sit around and joked with each other. When I got up to get some food at the buffet, I noticed a lovely nude brunette eating alone at the dining room table. I have been to thousands of restaurants around the world but have never seen a naked woman eating by herself. Just the sight of this turned me on. I guess the sight of her big boobs and those sexy wet lips helped too. She said her name was Monica and she was from Hungary. We finished our meals and decided to hit one of the back rooms. You can't swim on a full stomach but you can certainly have some great sex. My God, she was incredible. There is a massage service here and I decided to take advantage of it. My body has been good to me this trip so I am rewarding it. 25 euro for 30 minutes of kneading was just what the doctored ordered. Plus, the sounds of coital ecstasy in the neighboring rooms was also a turn on. As I went back to meet up with the Swedes, one of them had booked a solid two hours with some short haired brunette. I was impressed, given his age. The other Swede told me he uses viagara. Now, I have always wanted to try out this miracle drug. Thank the lord I have never needed it but soon I will be 40 and who knows? I asked if I could score some. He said why not. I gave him 20 euro for a couple of pills and felt I had to do some scientific research. However, I wondered how will I know if it is me performing naturally or if the pill was really working? After the all the ficken I have been doing the last nine days, I thought I could tell the difference. Svenya, a 23 year old German/Italian, would help me with my research. What a fantastic body this girl had! 30 minutes after taking the pill, I really could not tell if it was working because seeing Svenya nude and pleasuring my body would have had the same effect, pill or no pill. Only after 20 minutes of super hard pumping did I realize from the rigidity of my member that the pill was definitely working. This was a great experience.
Bernd's is one of the greatest places I have ever been. The selection of beautiful women, the service, the facilities; everything was just wunderbar! Every monger in the world owes it to himself to make a pilgrimage here before he dies. Otherwise, he will live an incomplete life.
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[QUOTE=Lovemissile]She was 19 and drop dead gorgeous, a dead ringer for an American actress named Leelee Sobieski. [/QUOTE]
[url]http://img168.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12789_lee_lee_123_843lo.jpg[/url]
ya what a hottie...
I had a great session at Bernds the other night, what a great relaxed place it is, I landed at Koln Bonn Airport at 1630 hrs and I was knocking on the door of Schieferhof 28, at 1805, not bad going, I am normally based at Hahn in the middle of nowhere, so it was great to be able to use CGN, anyway now to get to the stuff that matters, The very beautiful Mahe, answered the door and showed me to the locker, man the sight of a beautiful ass in red high heels realy got me going, I didn't get chance to go with her, but next time for sure, Princess got my attention, and I just can't leave her alone, two session, s with the great kissing and blow jobs, she is a class act, I too met the guy from the US, that had been there all week, wow what a way to spend a week, who needs sightseeing ayway! I next sessioned with new girl Martina, very nice figure, not skinny very curvy and great fucking and blow jobs, I saw the legend that is Mara, but again she was busy, I think next time I will phone ahead and get a reservation with her, LOL, Monica left early so I didn't get to her, but I don't like to overdo things and leave something untill next time, I think I will take advantage of the Massage service next time, that sounds good, anyway I think I will be back in December after a short tour of the far east, but I will be based at Hahn again which is a pain, give me Koln anytime,
To anyone from Bernds thats read this, the mangement or girls, please keep up the good work and I will support you always.
Best regards viscount.
According to Youppies-forum, 20 girls attending:
- Mara, Michelle, Brandy, Debby, Betty, Milena, Sylvia, Princess, Leonie, Leila,
Anna, Céline, Jamila, Mahé, Lisa, Anya, Katya, Monika, Tanya and new Martina.
I do love this place but also have had my down moments there due mainly to the small size of the place and when rooms are too busy. I couldn't get past our inspector Lovemissile's report on his visit to Bernd's. This was sandwiched between continuous visits to 7 other FKK's and Party Treffs so he was in a position to do a strong market analysis and comparison.
And how did Lovemissile sum up his visit to the Mother of all FKK's?
Simply and with reverence. The boy was impressed.
As always YMMV, but as Lovemissile puts it the place should be on a monger's to do list and be done at least once before he hangs up his tools and heads off to meet Bernd in person at the Theke in the sky.
Enjoy.
[QUOTE=Lovemissile]Bernd's is one of the greatest places I have ever been. The selection of beautiful women, the service, the facilities; everything was just wunderbar! Every monger in the world owes it to himself to make a pilgrimage here before he dies. Otherwise, he will live an incomplete life.
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[QUOTE=Smelly Vagina][url]http://img168.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12789_lee_lee_123_843lo.jpg[/url]
ya what a hottie...[/QUOTE]
thats just plain not fair. I am at work and cant get up......
Sad to say, but Princess has moved on from the Hof.
A sad day, but she had mentioned the fact she wanted to start a new career and I guess it was only a matter of time.
Happy memories of a great girl though.
C1
[QUOTE=Fats]Sad to say, but Princess has moved on from the Hof.[/QUOTE].....the RF and Youppies boards, coming Friday Nov 9 would be her last day.
And Princess would continue to work the Hof on Fridays beside her new job.
If any old Hof hands would be there this week, do share your intel with us.
[QUOTE=Hollandmale].....the RF and Youppies boards, coming Friday Nov 9 would be her last day.
And Princess would continue to work the Hof on Fridays beside her new job.
If any old Hof hands would be there this week, do share your intel with us.[/QUOTE]
...that she's leaving, but effective immediately. Not Nov. 9th, not Fridays....
She broke some Hof rules, had a falling out with Rosy and was told not to come back. She's begun university studies and was planing on quitting the Hof before EOY anyway.
[QUOTE=Hollandmale].....the RF and Youppies boards, coming Friday Nov 9 would be her last day.
And Princess would continue to work the Hof on Fridays beside her new job.
If any old Hof hands would be there this week, do share your intel with us.[/QUOTE]Hello hollandmale,
The posts on youppie talk about Princess having left Bernds [b]last[/b] Friday, not Nov. 9th. ;)
I'll be headed to Bernd's on Monday for my first time. Haven't been to an FKK for three long years, but have some fond memories from World, Oase, Palace and even the long lost Atlantis... Looking forward to Bernd's based on the many great reports posted here of late.
So my questions for the board are:
1) Are Mondays good at Bernd's?
2) Easy directions from CGN airport?
3) After Bernd's closes at 00h00, I am wondering whether I should go to another FKK (Samya, Sudbad or other) or just find a decent, cheap hotel to sleep until my flight in the morning?
4) I am partial to the young, pretty, nubile types. From what I've read I should like Sylvia and Jamila, are there others recommended.
5) Compared to Palace and World, sounds like there are some obvious differences. Key points are free CIM, additional 30 min for 25e, and generally more face time and less hit-and-run type encounters. Any other key differences I should know ahead of time?
5) Finally anyone else planning to visit on Monday? PM if you would like to coordinate.
Thanks in advance,
RtW
[QUOTE=Round the World]I'll be headed to Bernd's on Monday for my first time. Haven't been to an FKK for three long years, but have some fond memories from World, Oase, Palace and even the long lost Atlantis... Looking forward to Bernd's based on the many great reports posted here of late.
So my questions for the board are:
1) Are Mondays good at Bernd's?
2) Easy directions from CGN airport?
3) After Bernd's closes at 00h00, I am wondering whether I should go to another FKK (Samya, Sudbad or other) or just find a decent, cheap hotel to sleep until my flight in the morning?
4) I am partial to the young, pretty, nubile types. From what I've read I should like Sylvia and Jamila, are there others recommended.
5) Compared to Palace and World, sounds like there are some obvious differences. Key points are free CIM, additional 30 min for 25e, and generally more face time and less hit-and-run type encounters. Any other key differences I should know ahead of time?
5) Finally anyone else planning to visit on Monday? PM if you would like to coordinate.
Thanks in advance,
RtW[/QUOTE]To get to Bebnds from Koln Airport(CGN) is easyand takes about 1 hour 20 mins by public transport,I assume you are not hiring a car,so in terminal 2 CGN go to the DB ticket office,near arrivals and tourist info.and ask for a VRS ticket to Lichtenburg near Hennef,cost about 6.30 euros,then train to Hennef/seig,there is one change en route,then when you arrive at Hennef go to the bus stops at the station and get bus 522,it drops you off quite near the Reuter hotel and schieferhof is off that road Uckrather str,you may want to stay at the Reuter hotel(50 meters from Bernds) this is the email, [email]hotel.reuter@t-online.de[/email],its only 35 euros for a single room.
Bernds takes some getting used to my first visit was 1 year ago,and I was not sure if I was going back,but I have and its great,I think you have to be regular enough to be recognised,which I now am,
The girls are great and very service minded,not at all like Oase or the Palace,and you pay the lady in charge at the end of your visit ,with your ladies coming to say goodbye.I was last there on a monday,about two weeks ago and there was about 14 girls,
I visited Oase two days ago,and all I can say is give me Bernds anytime,I will not be going agon untl december,as I leave shortly for the Far East,
I have to tell you that the recent news that Princess is leaving this week,is sad for me,she is a great girl,I will miss her,but she is studying medcine and I am sure will have a great future.I would have liked another session with her though.
hope you have a great time at Bernds.
Regards,
Viscount
[QUOTE=Round the World]So my questions for the board are:
1) Are Mondays good at Bernd's?
2) Easy directions from CGN airport?
3) After Bernd's closes at 00h00, I am wondering whether I should go to another FKK (Samya, Sudbad or other) or just find a decent, cheap hotel to sleep until my flight in the morning?
4) I am partial to the young, pretty, nubile types. From what I've read I should like Sylvia and Jamila, are there others recommended.
5) Compared to Palace and World, sounds like there are some obvious differences. Key points are free CIM, additional 30 min for 25e, and generally more face time and less hit-and-run type encounters. Any other key differences I should know ahead of time?
[/QUOTE]
1) Yes, Mondays are good- a little slower as fewer men, but every day is a good day at Bernd's. There may be a little less energy in the air, though. Mondays are especially good as it's one of the days that Sandra the masseuse is there. She gives the best erotic massage in the FKK world and if you get there early, you can enjoy a very happy ending....
2) From Cologne airport (CGN), Bernd's is very easy to get to by car, and takes less than 20 minutes as opposed to almost an hour and a half by public transportation. I usually rent a car and drop it off at CGN. Take the A59 south (towards Bonn) about 5 exits to the 560 going east, richtung Sieg, Hennef. After about 10 km the 560 stops and becomes the 8, which is a local rural road. After about 3 km you'll come to the turnoff on the right to Lichtenberg.
3) It depends how much you have left. Most of the clubs in NRW close at about the same time. The only one that I know is open later is Living Room in Kaarst, but that's at least a 45 minute drive away. I'm not sure when Samya closes but you can check that on their website. Don't bother with Sudbad. If you're in the area you might want to stop in at Traum Paradies which isn't an FKK but an amzingly good brothel and it's located less than a 15 minute drive from Bernd's, on the way back to CGN. BTW, when I stay in the area, it's usually at the Holiday Inn Cologne Airport, soi I can fall out of bed an hour before my flight abd still make it.
4) Bernd's is not known for the young and nubile, but in addition to Jamilla and Sylvia, Leonie, Anna, and Martina probably fit that bill. Jamilla, Anna, and Leonie are all great.
5) There are lots of differences between the Hof (house in German) and the big Hessen clubs. Bernd's is a small intimimate house. It's impossible to find a quiet corner alone, away from the others. It gives the old style FKK service level, including being met at the door by a naked woman, being brought drinks by the girls, lots of couch action and pre and post coital time. There's no upsell, no clock-watching. There's no revolving door of girls. If a girl is able to last at Bernd's you know that she gives good service- it's almost a guarantee, whereas at the big clubs some of the longest lasting women are the worse processors. You pay for all of your sessions as you leave directly to the SP that you've been with and then they accompany you to the door and kiss you goodbye enabling one last fondle. It's quite a sight sometimes- I've been met and accompanied to the door by 4 naked woman. You feel like a king when you leave like that.
njoy (and post)
[QUOTE=Round the World]Haven't been to an FKK for three long years, but have some fond memories from World, Oase, Palace and even the long lost Atlantis... [/QUOTE]
What I want to know is this: How in the world did you manage to stay away from FKK country for three whole years? :)
I would add to Iseuu's sound advice. There is one club that stays open until 4 am and its only 20 mins drive from Bernd's and that is Finca Erotica on the A3 south, turn off Dierdorf. A couple of ex hof girls work there.
Directions:
A) get back on the motorway A3 heading for Frankfurt and take Dierdorf exit. 5k in Dierdorf itself after the Aral gas station on the left take a right into Poststrasse. Finca Erotica is 1k on the right next to a Norma supermarket - strange but true.
B) Be very clever and from Lichtenberg get the main road but head towards Uckerath. In Uckerath take a right at the traffic lights, follow your nose through Wellesberg to Sand where shortly afterwards you take a right. You come to another set of traffic lights go straight on and at a roundabout (brandnew) take a left to the A3 and the Siebengeberge interchange, follow signs to Frankfurt.
The second route cuts off the great loop of A3 and A560 and saves you a good ten minutes if any of you are driving north to Bernds from the Frankfurt area.
You might prefer route A being as it will be dark and late and driving through hills and dales ain't the best plan unless you know where you are.
[QUOTE=Euro100]What I want to know is this: How in the world did you manage to stay away from FKK country for three whole years? :)[/QUOTE]
... for three years and then decided it wasn't for him.
Its the only scenario I can think of. :-)
Question for Iseeu (or other regulars of the Hof):
Does Debby work on Mondays?
Thanks Viscount, Iseeu and Marlow for the great advice. I'd forgotten that the FKK boards are so collegial and helpful. In fact I think I may have crossed paths at some point, but never properly met, Iseeu and Euro100 back in 2004 at Oase or World. I do recall meeting the gentlemanly Shiatsu (but unfortunately missed Cordelia).
To answer Euro100's question, circumstances kept me away from FKK land for too long, however I've been to other interesting areas in the meantime where the women were good but certainly the ISG board membership has not been as helpful.
Looking forward to returning to FKK land...
RtW
[QUOTE]Question for Iseeu (or other regulars of the Hof):
Does Debby work on Mondays?[/QUOTE]Yes, Debby was present on the last Mondays.
[quote]I have to tell you that the recent news that Princess is leaving this week[/quote]Princess has already left last week Friday.
[QUOTE=Marlow]I would add to Iseuu's sound advice. There is one club that stays open until 4 am and its only 20 mins drive from Bernd's and that is Finca Erotica on the A3 south, turn off Dierdorf. A couple of ex hof girls work there.
Directions:
A) get back on the motorway A3 heading for Frankfurt and take Dierdorf exit. 5k in Dierdorf itself after the Aral gas station on the left take a right into Poststrasse. Finca Erotica is 1k on the right next to a Norma supermarket - strange but true.
B) Be very clever and from Lichtenberg get the main road but head towards Uckerath. In Uckerath take a right at the traffic lights, follow your nose through Wellesberg to Sand where shortly afterwards you take a right. You come to another set of traffic lights go straight on and at a roundabout (brandnew) take a left to the A3 and the Siebengeberge interchange, follow signs to Frankfurt.
The second route cuts off the great loop of A3 and A560 and saves you a good ten minutes if any of you are driving north to Bernds from the Frankfurt area.
You might prefer route A being as it will be dark and late and driving through hills and dales ain't the best plan unless you know where you are.[/QUOTE]
Finca: You're right- I don't ususally think of Finca when considering NRW options. Is it really only a 20 minute drive from the Hof? Have you been to Finca recently? Is it worth the detour?
Re: The scenic route- That's actually the route that most of the navi devices send you on. I inadvertently discovered it on one of my first trips to Bernd's (without a GPS device), but don't use it as I find the A3-A560-8 route to consist of better roads that I can drive on much faster and is therefore quicker, even though it probably adds about 10 km to the trip.
The short cut is only 10k long so it's not really losing you no time to use it. And do the maths yourself - 10k against how many driving back along the B8/A560/A3 to the same exit on the A3?? Twenty minutes, why not, cruising at 220km/H, it's a doddle.
Day 2. The Magical Mystery Tour continued at Bernd's. Once again, as the day before, my little stack of Google maps at my side, Bernd's was quite easy to find. Once inside, however, unlike Oase, Bernd's did not match their website, being considerably seedier than than it appears in pictures. As accurately described by those who've gone before, Bernd's is almost surrealistically located right smack dab in the middle of a residential subdivison in the middle of nowhere, itself not sticking out as the structure is a suburban home.
All of the action here revolves around two smoky rooms, where men and women sit interspersed, mostly chain smoking, and rarely interacting. (I’d say that in the five clubs I visited, the 100+ working girls I observed, that better than 95% smoke. I don’t know whether it’s because the rooms at Bernd’s are smaller and the ceilings lower, or whether the other clubs have smoke removal systems, but the air at Bernd’s was considerably more offensive than anywhere else.) When a guy and girl make a connection, the action starts right there in front of the crowd. I like that, but little else at this establishment. I found few girls, among the 10-15 there, of interest.
I finally hit upon Ina, realizing up close that she wasn't quite as attractive as she was from the bar. A pretty face to be sure, but too skinny for my liking. Other than the absence of DFK, she was alright, though not exceptional. There were two other girls there I considered passable, though one, the girl who gave me the tour of the club, a pretty girl in a non-glamourous way, did have a bit of a complexion problem and bad teeth. I eyeballed the other for a while, pondering whether or not to make a move, when someone else took her first. With her occupied for the next half hour, I decided to blow the place and see if Samya was any better. On the whole, having only Montreal to compare, I'd rate Bernd's, in terms of quality, right at the lower end, the equivalent of a south shore incall. Bernd's was a decided come-down from Oase.
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[QUOTE=Regnad]Day 2. The Magical Mystery Tour continued at Bernd's. Once again, as the day before, my little stack of Google maps at my side, Bernd's was quite easy to find. Once inside, however, unlike Oase, Bernd's did not match their website, being considerably seedier than than it appears in pictures. As accurately described by those who've gone before, Bernd's is almost surrealistically located right smack dab in the middle of a residential subdivison in the middle of nowhere, itself not sticking out as the structure is a suburban home.
All of the action here revolves around two smoky rooms, where men and women sit interspersed, mostly chain smoking, and rarely interacting. (I’d say that in the five clubs I visited, the 100+ working girls I observed, that better than 95% smoke. I don’t know whether it’s because the rooms at Bernd’s are smaller and the ceilings lower, or whether the other clubs have smoke removal systems, but the air at Bernd’s was considerably more offensive than anywhere else.) When a guy and girl make a connection, the action starts right there in front of the crowd. I like that, but little else at this establishment. I found few girls, among the 10-15 there, of interest.
I finally hit upon Ina, realizing up close that she wasn't quite as attractive as she was from the bar. A pretty face to be sure, but too skinny for my liking. Other than the absence of DFK, she was alright, though not exceptional. There were two other girls there I considered passable, though one, the girl who gave me the tour of the club, a pretty girl in a non-glamourous way, did have a bit of a complexion problem and bad teeth. I eyeballed the other for a while, pondering whether or not to make a move, when someone else took her first. With her occupied for the next half hour, I decided to blow the place and see if Samya was any better. On the whole, having only Montreal to compare, I'd rate Bernd's, in terms of quality, right at the lower end, the equivalent of a south shore incall. Bernd's was a decided come-down from Oase.[/QUOTE]You need to give Bernds a chance,its been said many times that the women are not stunners,but its the service levals that attracts people,and the value for money culture,I too wasnt sure if I would return after the first time.but , I now see the point of the club and think its great,so give it another try please.
and thanks for the report.
[QUOTE=Viscount]You need to give Bernds a chance,its been said many times that the women are not stunners,but its the service levals that attracts people,and the value for money culture,I too wasnt sure if I would return after the first time.but , I now see the point of the club and think its great,so give it another try please.
and thanks for the report.[/QUOTE]
Most newbies don't understand all of the fuss about Bernds when they visit it for the first time but this club has a cult following and its not because of the visual appeal of the women but rather because of the iron-clad service guarantee.
It is also the most permissive of all of the clubs, there is lots of public action and eye candy in the form of exhibitionistic women to occupy your time. The girls don't tend to be clockwatchers and extras which incurr additional charges elsewhere are considered included in their normal rates. And if you aren't there for the sex, its for the conversation and the interactions between the women and the other guests.
When you've had your fair share of disappointing sessions at other clubs because you made your choice based on visual appeal only, then you will understand what this club is all about.
Its not for everyone though and I can also understand why someone would react the way you did.
Bravo, by the way, for your first set of reports! I liked the reference to Jacoby Ellsbury in your GT report. I wonder what those guys are doing in the off season. If I were them I know where I'd be and what I'd be doing.
I'll admit it...as a rookie to the fkk scene Bernd's didn't really do it for me. But on my second visit I had a blast. Id do it again as long as I knew there would be some guys that I could chat with to pass the time between shags. The women are a mixed bunch, with enough cute girls thrown in to keep things interesting. Its a rookie mistake to visit Bernd's on your second day in fkk land, better to start at Samya...work your way to gt, phg and oase and then try out bernds.
After too long an absence from the FKK scene, I recently returned starting with a visit to the famous Bernd’s for a first visit.
As described, the road to the club is surprisingly pastoral and there is nothing on the outside that distinguishes it from the surrounding houses. Inside I quickly learned that they don’t take US dollars – rookie mistake – and had to go find a bank (not easy in fact even with GPS, I could not tell you exactly how to find the bank again, even ATMs are in scarce supply).
Finally once inside, the place seems like someone’s converted house. Some couches and a small bar upstairs and the same downstairs. Neither room is bigger than an average living room. Interestingly some girls hang out upstairs and others hang out upstairs. But few upstairs girls go downstairs or vice versa. Anyhow, there were about 20 or so girls on a Monday afternoon. A diverse selection of girls: tall, skinny, old, pretty and not. The few I considered doable were Carmen (very thin young looking short brown hair), Jamila (the previously mentioned Lee lee sobieski look-alike, Russian from Kazakhstan), Sylvia (very pretty red-headed Pole) and Leonie (Brazilian, tall dark and pretty). Since all these girls were described in detail here I knew what to expect.
I started with Jamila, she was nice but seemed bored. Since she never left the downstairs I could imagine how it could get boring downstairs in the dark. We went to the public couch and started the standard initiation phase: a little chat, a little DFK, then a nice public BBBJ. In the room she gave a good performance. More DFK, BBBJ, couple of positions, then the signature Bernd’s CIM. She also seemed to really appreciate a back massage. Nice breakin experience for Bernd’s. Maybe repeat in the future, but she seemed even more bored as the day dragged on.
Next I just hung around in the Sauna and the upstairs. I noticed that the all German clientele were quite friendly and it seemed as if all the clients spoke at least some English. I struck up conversation with 3 or 4 and they were all quite friendly and jovial. Nice contrast to the Frankfurt clubs where most clients don’t speak to each other. +1 to Bernd’s for the camaraderie amongst clients.
After awhile I found myself sitting next to Sylvia. I was conflicted about going with her since the reviews on her were mixed, that while she was one of the most attractive, she was not up to Bernd’s performance standards. This was confirmed by the another client I met in the sauna, nice guy from Munich who recommended Mara, Katya, Tanya, Carmen, Leonie. Since I like them pretty and nubile, I was going to go with Carmen, but she was quickly snatched up by another guy. Then I was sitting next to Sylvia and she started joking around with me. So I decided, what the hell, there seemed to be atleast some minimum of chemistry between us. So again a little kissing, and onto the public blowjob. Sylvia’s public BBBJ is shorter than most girls at Bernd’s which I had noticed with her and previous client. In the room she loosened up a bit with some DATY, improved DFK, a few positions then more BBBJ. She doesn’t do CIM strangely and no anal on offer either. Though her little arse hole looked perfectly ready for the task. Overall a nice experience.
After that I decided to try another club since I had been staring at the same selection for 6 hours now. At Marlow’s suggestion I set off for FKK Finca with the plan to stay there till 4am then back to the airport to catch my morning flight. It took me a while to get there on the A3, and then my GPS map did not have the exact address Poststrasse 21 in its database, so I spent some time at the wrong end of Poststrasse looking in vain. Eventually was about to give up, but then found it on the way back to the A3. Upon entering it was 50eur at the door. Very nice facility. Somewhat like Palace. Large bar in the center, lots of nooks and crannies to hang out. Food available all night. Two upstairs areas, one with massage services, the other with a kino. The girls however were not so great. Very professional, quick hello and zimmer approaches. After Bernd’s it was disappointing to see this professional attitude. Girls were generally younger. But only a couple I found attractive. After waiting around a long while and not seeing much action going on from any other clients, I chose to go with a fake blond with a nice smile and an hourglass figure, Selma, I think she was Turkish. In the room she was very much in a hurry, fast BBBJ, overly aggressive HJ and then a few positions ending in a modified doggy (in between doggy and RCG). Then I asked for a massage, but then found out she was in such a hurry because she wanted to go home to sleep. Turns out many girls leave at 2am. After that there was just a handful of girls and an equal number of guys who were all not doing much of anything. So around 3am I left to hang out at the airport lounge. I don’t think I would return here, in fact I probably should have gone down to Oase instead.
[QUOTE=Round the World]As described, the road to the club is surprisingly pastoral and there is nothing on the outside that distinguishes it from the surrounding houses. Inside I quickly learned that they don’t take US dollars – rookie mistake – and had to go find a bank (not easy in fact even with GPS, I could not tell you exactly how to find the bank again, even ATMs are in scarce supply).[/QUOTE]The only thing that identifies Bernds is a visible circle shaped number [I]"28"[/I] at the front.
ATM's are a few km uphill on the B8 main road at Uckerath; [I]"Sparkasse"[/I] and [I]"Volksbank"[/I].
[QUOTE=Round the World]Inside I quickly learned that they don’t take US dollars – rookie mistake – and had to go find a bank (not easy in fact even with GPS, I could not tell you exactly how to find the bank again, even ATMs are in scarce supply). [/QUOTE]
.. respect for the US dollar these days and the tendency is for it to lose in value in the near term.
Gisele Buendchen has recently stoped taking them for her modeling fees and we, of course, know that she is an authority on matters relating to international finance and exchange rates.
I've been told by the RF guys that the clubs in Hessen (or at least the girls) do take US dollars [i](Du brauchst nichts mehr zur Bank gehen!)[/i]. I've never tried it though.
[QUOTE=Jackyo].. respect for the US dollar these days and the tendency is for it to lose in value in the near term.
Gisele Bundchen has recently stoped taking them and we, of course, know that she is an authority on matters relating to international finance and exchange rates.
I've been told that the clubs in Hessen (or at least the girls) do take US dollars. I've never tried it though.[/QUOTE]But even so, it would seem to me that, in the interest of self-protection, any club taking the USD would give you, and would be justified in giving you, the least favorable exchange rate. I personally, if offering a club or girl USD, would expect to pay $1.50 for the Euro, with simple rounding up.
[QUOTE=Jackyo].. Gisele Bundchen has recently stoped taking them for her modeling fees and we, of course, know that she is an authority on matters relating to international finance and exchange rates. .[/QUOTE]
Same for the SP in Latin America. :D
[QUOTE=Breadman]Id do it again as long as I knew there would be some guys that I could chat with to pass the time between shags.[/QUOTE]My take on the Hof completely. Much though I appreciate the session quality, it's rather run down, smokey and claustrophobic and for me not a place to enjoy all day (in stark contrast to Artemis or Oase or, in the summer, World). So, unless I know a friend or forum member is going to be there, I no longer go to this club. It's no loss to them, it's deservedly doing very well.
RTW
Unfortunately you made a very poor choice at Finca, but that can happen to us all. Thanks for your report. For anyone interested in this club, it is one of the FEW where an early visit is better than a later one. After about 21.00 rien ne va plus. I think it's because the local bums have to get back home, and the girls know that not much more is going to happen, so they drift off too. But there are always gems to be found. If in doubt go for the Russians or Brazilians.
I returned to Bernd's yesterday after a great Monday and fun at Oase on Tuesday. I was sorry to hear the lovely Princess had left. I am happy to report yesterday was the return of Stella a 22 year old Turkish princess. Stella has been away since April and told me she was a little nervous about her return. I took Stella for her first session and it was nothing less than fantastic.
While I enjoyed both Bernd's and Oase, they are both different in many ways. On Tuesday at the Oase buisness was slow and the ladies were very agressive. In contrast the Bernd's ladies were almost to laid back. Both continue to be on my top 5 places in the world to visit!
Went to Hof a couple of weeks back on a Wednesday.
One hour with Sandra was a perfect way to start, good happy ending, a few beers, sauna and back to the couch.
Next was Tanja, on the couch was good for about 5 mins, can't say the same about the room,it was not GFE, she holds back in the room.
Last session was with Swenja, excellent session.
Food was okay, beer was okay, overall a perfect way to waste away a wet boring day.
I can't complain about the size of club or the smoke or anything else that people find to b*tch about, the quality of service makes up for it all. Besides, not having the girls pester you everywhere you go is why Hof shines.
Friday 23 it was time for Bernds again. I drove up from Frankfurt just to be there at opening time. This time I could only squeeze in a short stop, and I wanted to see Mara before she went away with someone else.
She hadn’t arrived at 13.00, but I asked Conny to let Mara know I looked for her when she arrived. And only 45 minutes later it was time for a visit to heaven.
This short text is more to comment the huge difference between Bernds and other clubs, represented in my mind by Oase. The night before, loads of gorgeous girls in large and nice facilities. But the first second you run into someone, the question was immediately “want to fuck?”. Why do they think I’m there? Of course I want, but still, it would be nice with at least a few minutes of socializing before heading of to a room.
I was sitting in the basement waiting for Mara to show up, watching this German guy in the sofa talking to Tanja and Rita. The girls of course placed on each side of him. After some 10 minutes of giggling, they continued another 10 minutes but with then the talking were interrupted by more physical activities. I thing they spent more than 20 minutes in the sofa before they left for the room. The contrast can not be bigger to the evening before.
I can however guess that several of the male guests I have met at Oase would feel lost at Bernds. They run around like children in a candy store and take quick pops in a room with more or less the first girl they see. And with a happy grin in the faces, immediately start chasing the next.
The small area available at Bernds and the common public sex all the time is different. And I hardly have had one single 30 minutes session here. It more tends to be 1 – 1,5 hours. And after a session like that with almost anyone I know at Bernds, you don’t immediately start to chase someone else.
Hi,
After a couple of days at Bernds, I’ve got some interesting stories to tell. I chose to rent a car and drive there, which was especially helpful since it was raining both days and I wouldn’t look forward to waiting out in the cold and rain for the trains.
The atmosphere is so amazingly far beyond X-rated and I enjoyed every traumhaft minute! Among the highlights:
One sleeping fellow being woken up with a BBBJ.
Babsi sharing how she woke up her boyfriend similarly (came home and banged him in his sleep, he woke up afterwards after coming).
No need for the porno on TV, as couples were having intercourse right in front of me
Staying until closing time on Friday and talking with the “happy few” customers remaining and from how far away they had come to get to Bernds. On to the ladies:
Monika-she smiled at me when I walked into the upstairs bar, so I went over to talk to her. Since she speaks little to no English, and I speak little to no German, this made conversation difficult. This was no matter, as the service was excellent, including BBBJ on couch, DFK, and then sex off in the room. Good experience, and since her service has been discussed elsewhere on the board I’ll move on to
Martina-She’s German and has been working for a few years in Frankfurt but moved to Bernds only recently. She’s older and has blond hair. Saw her on the upstairs couch and moved in after Monika. Good English, fun and teasing conversation both before and after our session (this was throughout both days BTW). Her service is good (including couch BBBJ and DFK, multiple positions in the room) and she aims to please.
Jamila-She looks like Leelee Sobieski and mentioned being born in Kazakstan and raised in Germany. We started with some kissing downstairs in the bar and then moved to a BBBJ in the center of the bar before going to the downstairs window bedroom. Sex for a while (including DATY) and then finished by giving her a massage. Speaking of which
Sandra-the masseuse later on Friday. Very good and relaxing massage, I felt much better afterwards. Sex was available (maybe I should have taken it), but later I found
Mara-who is certainly one of the sweetest girls that I have met at Bernds and possibly at any FKK. She made plenty of time for slow, sensual kissing and a BBBJ beforehand. We talked for a few minutes before and after about a bunch of topics (where we’d traveled, what we studied in school, the best way to get to Bernds). She’s been recommended by others and I can also highly recommend her for a fantastic GFE!
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Okay,
The bad news first: Leonie (Brazilian-Samba-Babe with perfectly made chest.made in Thailand-) has left us starting today. So neither Princess nor Leonie will be performing their ART (Yes, with Capital-Letters!.weep, weep)
The good news: She (Leonie) will be back! , we'll just have to wait 2 (TWO! ) months for her to return from her vacation in Thailand!
Now, I am not going to hold my breath or suspend my mongering but I'll save some. For when she comes back!
Maybe some lucky bastard in Thailand will meet her in Bangkok, Pataya or Koh Samui and write a report about it here (Mongers UNITE! )
Grtz,
Rob
Can anyone tell me the holiday schedule for hof, i'm sure they're closed on Monday(24) and Tuesday(25), anyone have any idea on the other days?
Thanks,
Jack
[QUOTE=Jack Anderson]Can anyone tell me the holiday schedule for hof, i'm sure they're closed on Monday(24) and Tuesday(25), anyone have any idea on the other days?
Thanks,
Jack[/QUOTE]They are open on the 27th and 28th; I asked last time I was there.
[QUOTE=Rob Raunch]Okay,
The bad news first: Leonie (Brazilian-Samba-Babe with perfectly made chest.made in Thailand-) has left us starting today. So neither Princess nor Leonie will be performing their ART (Yes, with Capital-Letters!.weep, weep)
The good news: She (Leonie) will be back! , we'll just have to wait 2 (TWO! ) months for her to return from her vacation in Thailand!
Now, I am not going to hold my breath or suspend my mongering but I'll save some. For when she comes back!
Maybe some lucky bastard in Thailand will meet her in Bangkok, Pataya or Koh Samui and write a report about it here (Mongers UNITE! )
Grtz,
Rob[/QUOTE]Don't think these girls are looking forward to meet any mongers on their vacation, unless she'll be mixing business with pleasure.
Jim
(See previous report: "Thursday at Palace")
After a good sleep and a huge breakfast I checked out and was ready to meet my friend for the expedition to Bernds.
At about 13:30 we were at the door and two girls I didn’t see last time went to greet us upon entering the place. Like the other time, the atmosphere looked like quite cold at startup, but I was confident it will have gotten hotter later on. However I was worried, because I was not feeling very good. Despite good premises, my heart wanted to go for a ride in the morning and I prevented it to go crazy just in time, but I didn’t recover completely yet. Also I was a little bit disappointed by the lineup. Some of you described enthusiastically the new arrivals, but none of them was really inspiring me.
At about 2:30 the gorgeous Katja showed up and I felt a sweat sensation in my throat But she rewarded me of just a cool greeting sign. I immediately suspected, not only that she didn’t forget me, but that she was upset with me for what happened last time (see my previous report: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide. Info/forum/showpost.php? P=642568&postcount=618[/url]). My friend was in doubt, but I was pretty sure of this. I kept staring her, but she never even glimpsed at me. She was laying magnificent on the couch, all alone and getting bored, I only had to move two steps, but I was feeling still weak and confused, what a shame! Nevertheless, after a while, I was about to move, but she made her choice first, verbally provoking a guy who was drinking his beer at the bar desk. Not a bad looking guy, but with a belly like if he was pregnant! The guy decided to move to her after her insistent provocation. Strange guy, it appeared like having his head elsewhere, even when Katja started to give him an anthology blowjob. Then she brought the guy to a room, passing close to me. Could be presumption, but I felt like if she was also making me a spite.
After having processed the guy, she went readily for another session, thus I knew that, for the moment I had lost my chance.
(BTW, I hope that the purist who last time questioned my spelling of her name is happy this time. Actually Katja is an international name, which spells Katia in latin countries and Katja or Katya elsewhere. I forgot to ask her, but I hope the correct spelling is the one you suggested me)
Also my friend was not inspired yet, I knew from last time he needs a long warm up, so we went for a meal, and some relax, which was probably good for me, in order to recover my physical shape.
* Katja
At about 5 the situation calmed down a little bit and I could see Katja alone again on the couch! I also was feeling ok, so I thought "Go men! Go for it! Don’t miss also this chance! ". So I sat close to her and I said "You are always the best one to me", she answered "No! " glimpsing at me. Thus she was upset for sure and I had to spend some more compliments on her to melt her down. Then, without saying a word, she started to give me a violent BJ like if she wanted to punish me, and she placed herself all laid down on the couch in a way that it was almost impossible to touch her, but just to caress her back. She also decided when to bring me to a room. Then she closed the door and. Started talking! She remembered everything of that day with me last time and started to reproach me (because I didn’t pay what she asked for) trying to explain her point.
I learned that, contrarily to what I understood last time, at Bernds it counts not only the time you spend with a girl but also the number of time you pop. I. E. If you pop 2 times in 30’ it accounts for a 100! Is this right guys? Anyway, this was not the point with me, as I came only once with her. The question was the time, I. E. 45’ which she charged me a 100 without telling me, moreover after having affirmed they are tolerant with time there, letting me understand she would have counted them as a normal session. Anyway. Each of us remained with the same opinion, but for mine and hers sake, she decided to forgive me, and became again tender with me, so we could turn to more pleasant affairs. When she looks at me with lust I found her irresistible and I got a new hard on. She wanted me to lay down and started to fuck me RC. She performs exceptionally in this position and I find her sight really exciting. Not wanting to finish too soon I asked to change position, to get more control, but I couldn’t last much longer anyway. After a while, laying down talking and caressing each other to regain mutual tenderness, I found myself excited again, so I decided to go for 1h, and this time my crazy mate did his job!
At this point I was quite in peace with the world and I spent plenty of time talking to my friend and observing the scene. Bernds can be a quite animated place, particularly on a Friday! Moreover a lot of exhibitionist take pleasure in showing their performances right on the coaches or in the open rooms.
Gone upstairs for a shower, there was a guy in a room with the door left open, who pumped for quite a while a girl moaning all the time, but I couldn’t recognize them. Downstairs a big, young and healthy guy was giving his dick to the tall, slim Polish girl, who later, apparently with the same enthusiasm (! ) gave relief to an old, fat man. (but who later revealed himself a nice and gentle talker to us). One of the new arrivals was sat on a stool, legs wide open showing her pussy and found shortly thereafter an esteemer.
Going upstairs I encountered Katja descending and she kidded with me placing her succulent bottom cross the way, so I slapped it and smiled at her.
Upstairs another one of the new girls, a young slim and cute blonde, was always sat in the same place and looked like absent, but my friend was interested in her, so he finally approached her, and later I saw him with a big smile on his face.
Well, difficult in this atmosphere to remain quiet without taking part of the action, but whom to chose? Try a new girl or repeat with one of the two I knew already? (Katja and Mara). For a short while I considered to approach one of the new girls, who has quite a feminine body, with generous hips, and an amusing face, but I was more tempted to repeat a session with Mara, which last time was great. However a very positive experience leaves a sign and, as a drawback, I was also afraid it could not be as good as last time. So I was confused, but the events lead my way, as Mara was engaged all the time. Instead downstairs a bunch of girls were available and occupied all the coaches. They were launching jokes to each other in an happy atmosphere.
* Katja (again)
Among them was also my favorite, Katja, and I felt my dick was not yet satisfied of her. So he decided for me. I sat again close to her and she glimpsed at me with a sneer of satisfaction for having me under her power. I don’t remember what I said, but rather than responding to me she took apart the two sides of my towel, to look to my already almost erect penis, who was thus exposed to the public of chatting girls? At this point I heard the first choruses on the background: "Pinocchio, Pinocchio. " but I couldn’t realize immediately they were directed to me, as Katja was managing to set up a surprise for me (she is always a volcano of ideas. ). She asked for something to one of the other girl and in a short while she got a small bottle in her right hand. The bottle contained some sort of lube which she dropped on my dick, then she started to rub it energetically with her hands. I was really amused of the situation and I left her doing what she wanted. She laid with her back over me spreading her legs so that I could finger her. Some time later she went over me, to rub my dick with her pussy rather than with her hands. My God! Then she stood up and made sign to follow her, I thus stood up at my turn with my lubed penis in full excitation. This time the chorus was general and loud: "Pinocchio, Pinocchio, . ! " At this point the reference was clear also to me and I laughed, but I was more interested in following Katja to a room.
I cannot sound her mind, maybe she is very professional and she is faking everything, but I like to think that we clicked together. I had this impression and I made love to her like I could do it to my partner. The physical and mental sensations were great, and I felt like our bodies blended in one for a while. I had this intense feelings, was not just mechanical excitement, and I like to think was good sex for her too. She let me understand was so. However, once again, I was not able to come and I quitted only because the time was ending and I was physically exhausted. She asked if I usually have problems in coming. I said no, in fact it’s a new situation for me too. We continue talking for some minutes after the time. She gave me further details of her life. At a certain point, I found myself excited again and I proposed her extended time once more, but she said was already past 10 and was almost time to go home for her, so we quitted there, and perhaps was right like this, we already did our best.
In fact after kidding for a while with her girl friends she prepared to leave the place. This time there were no questions, and I directly paid her for her services, she greeted me of one more kiss and left.
I had no more cartridge to shot, and there was no point for me in seeking something else after that.
My friend instead was not done yet and she went for a last session with Mara, who is an old acquaintance for him. Last time he left her to me, so this time was his turn. He was satisfied, as usual with her.
Then we went for a sauna to relax and there we met a very extroverts Swedish guy, wearing his own leather kilt in place of the usual towel, like all others. Later he took the scene on the room downstairs. He let a blond girl give him a 15’ BJ or more, then, instead of going to a room, he put a black wig on his head and initiated a mad dance with the tall Polish girl, continued with kissing a cute brunette who was not much active during the whole day, then let the blonde girl suck him again, etc. Don’t know how it ended and cannot imagine how much all this would have cost to him!
It was time to go for us, so we headed to the locker room. There I met Mara. My friend told me she remembers me, so I told her I also remember the great time we had, and that I hope to enjoy her company next time, this time. "You were too taken by Katja" she interrupted, "and you were too busy too" I replied with a smile. She greeted me of a kiss. I rejoined my friend, we exited the place and headed to the small hotel nearby (35€). We went to bed satisfied
(Continues with: "Saturday at Yin Yang")
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Both of my visits to Bernds have been on a Monday. Ive found the talent level to be decent enough for me to make several connections...but always wondered if I was missing out on some of the girls who might always be taking off Mondays to have a longer weekend. Am I missing out on some cuties?
I too was at Bernds last Friday, it was great, I was met at the door by my long time favourite Monika from Hungary, who I had the usual great opening session with, then Martina, a blond German lady, who I met the last time I was there in October, I have been in Thailand and China for three weeks, and I was feeling the cold, but the heat of Bernds was what I needed, my final session was with Svenja, wow she is fantastic great gfe, and blow job tecniques, and great kisser, I will repeat next time with the beatiful Svenja for sure, I also noticed Stella who is very pretty, but also very busy, as was Mara, hopefully both next time, there were also some English speakers, amongst the guests and I had good conversations when not sessioning, the selection of ladies was good and service was to its normal high level, long live.
I too was at Bernds last Friday, it was great, I was met at the door by my long time favourite Monika from Hungary, who I had the usual great opening session with, then Martina, a blond German lady, who I met the last time I was there in October, I have been in Thailand and China for three weeks, and I was feeling the cold, but the heat of Bernds was what I needed, my final session was with Svenja, wow she is fantastic great gfe, and blow job tecniques, and great kisser, I will repeat next time with the beatiful Svenja for sure, I also noticed Stella who is very pretty, but also very busy, as was Mara, hopefully both next time, there were also some English speakers, amongst the guests and I had good conversations when not sessioning, the selection of ladies was good and service was to its normal high level, long live Bernds bou I do miss Princess, be back next month.
Regards to all.
If anyone takes US dollars in Europe these days they will give you a horrible exchange rate. I tried buying an electric converter a few years back when the dollar was relatively stronger in Frankfurt and got a horrible exchange rate. FKKs were dirt cheap back then, still a good value now, I don't think any hardbody in North America will fuck you for 50EUR to 80EUR
Last Thursday I visited the Hof with 3 friends from Holland.
We weren't there for a year, so looked very much forward.
[B][I]Attending 16 girls:
- Anna, Mara, Katya, Martina, Alex, Brandy, Babsi, Michelle,
Jamila, Svenya, Tanya, Ina, Lisa, Anya, Leyla and Saki*.[/I][/B]
We arrived 12.40 at the parking, a bit later we were welcomed at the door by nude Babsi. After check-in, Babsi escorted me to the dressingroom where I had my first DFK of the day. Change, shower and a nice meal of goulash, schnitzels and pudding. Off to the bar for a cool Koelsch beer and we were all set up for a first knock-out round,
being [B][I]Babsi[/I][/B] for me. No need to elaborate as she's a longterm Top-Act in the Hof.
In the afternoon we enjoyed watching several public CIM's in the basement, most notably performed by Katya, the [I]Tsarin von Hennef[/I]. And some very raunchy sessions on the glassed [I]Spielwiese[/I] by Mara. Spirits rose, and so did little HM under the towel, so I went for a second round, starting on a basement couch, continuing on the [I]Spielwiese[/I] with:
[I][B]- Leyla[/B], 22, Turkish, black curly longer hair, 1.60/5.3, slender, natural B-cups, excellent GFE-service: DFK, DATY, heavenly intercourse, great BBBJ + CIM. Leyla is 4 months in the Hof now, ranking among the top performing girls. She's usually absent on Mondays.[/I]
I decided not to roam the club for a third girl, in spite of catwalkmodel Jamila being available, one of the prettiest girls I ever saw in any club (!). Instead I made a date with Leyla for another session later that evening. In between, one of my friends booked her, convinced by what he saw and by my very positive evaluation.
My second date with Leyla started on a couch in the livingroom. A couple of drinks together, combined with some intimate cuddling and DFK. This time we felt no need for public orals and continued in the blue room, next to the lockers. An even better session followed, as we now were more familiar with eachother. Similar to my first date with Leyla she finished me off with CIM.
At 10.30 PM, being drained 3 fabulous times that day, I joined Layla at the basement bar. Both she and me called it a day, as far as sessions were concerned. We spent the last hour cuddling and DFK-ing at the bar, Leyla being exhausted after 8 sessions in 6 hours. By the way, a number reached by most girls last Thursday (!).
In 2005 I described Schieferhof as the [I]Holy Grail[/I] among Sauna/FKK-clubs.
Last Thursday the Hof more than lived up to its outstanding reputation.
[I]*Saki, mid-20's, mixed Japanese/German, black half-long hair, 1.65/5.5, very slender, BC-silicones, very exotic looks. Saki is temporarily standing in, originates from Sudbad/Cologne which is closed this week. It was her second appearance in the Hof, she'll probably continues to do so irregularly.[/I]
Hi Hollandmale great report!
Just one question: - Can you give a more detailed description of what Jamila looks like please and also some feedback on what your friend said about their session together. Thanks
Kingwenslas
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]Can you give a more detailed description of what Jamila looks like please...
[/QUOTE]
Jamila is a young nubile brunette, tall and thin, ca. 20yo, 1.75m, supermodel type body, blue eyes.
Since things went so well with my last visit to the Hof, I decided to return over the Holidays. I flew out after Christmas, and drove a rental car up from Frankfurt. I had several days of vacation planned, so while Bernd’s was open I passed the time there, knowing that during the weekend and on New Year’s Eve I would be elsewhere.
On the flight out, I saw the R-rated version of the movie Superbad. What an interesting way to set the tone for my trip, I thought as I was watching.
On to the girls—
Mara—saw her last time and wanted to repeat. She has been mentioned extensively on this forum, and again her popularity is well-deserved! Some more great sex, made all the better because she remembered me from last time and knew what I liked.
Celine—her English is good and we got to talking downstairs, which eventually led to a BBBJ on the couch, then off to the room for sex. As I got close to coming, she did something rather surprising: she pulled me out, said "now it’s my turn, " and had me do some DATY for a while. I’ve not had a girl do that to me before, but somehow it made me want her more.
Martina—She also remembered me from last time, and more importantly, remembered what I liked. She got better at adapting to me, knowing when to tease me and joke with me and when to be more docile. So, I had good sessions with her both days.
Babsi— After talking with her for a while last time, I became excited at the prospect of a session with her. From our flirtatious conversation I could tell that this was a girl who knows how to have fun. And we both had fun, as I made her come twice! She suggested to me that I get a threesome with her and Mara the next day. She did not have to work hard to convince me of the merits of this idea!
On to day 2.
On Friday, I had hoped that Sandra would be working (she was), but I made the mistake of signing up too late. I am told that she can only do a limited number of programs per day, and I came in after her last one. So, after the massage she kissed me goodbye (and kissed me, and kissed me some more) and gave me something to look forward to next time.
But before this, I had a threesome with
Babsi and Mara—The whole is indeed greater than the sum of the parts! We started with some kissing downstairs, followed by Babsi and Mara kissing and sucking each other’s breasts. As this was the glass bedroom, other girls and guys could and did watch. I took turns with each of them, so many positions that I’ve lost count.
Just like last time I was quite fortunate to run into many customers with whom I had great conversations, not just on Bernds and other FKK clubs but on politics and travel, among other things. I will plan to learn some German before my next trip, and any suggestions as to specific books or CDs to improve my German are most welcome.
Continued in the Oase thread.
[QUOTE=Monger Man]Just like last time I was quite fortunate to run into many customers with whom I had great conversations, not just on Bernds and other FKK clubs but on politics and travel, among other things. I will plan to learn some German before my next trip, and any suggestions as to specific books or CDs to improve my German are most welcome.[/QUOTE]
... is the banter with the Thekenstaff, the women and the other customers.
You want to work on your German. I want to work on my Polish.
I don't know of a substitute for formal classroom language training for German. The language is not easy to speak [b]correctly[/b] primarily because the concept of declensions is not one that grasps automatically as an English speaker.
Declensions are used in Latin and identify words either as subject, direct object, indirect object or indicate ownership (or affiliation). Latin, though, has an Ablativ case which German does not have. [i]Gott sei Dank![/i] But four cases is enough to turn your mind upside down.
The language is very precise grammar-wise (and it reflects itself in the German mentality). Foreigners mangle the language in use of the prepositions, in improper agreement of gender and number (particularly in declensions of adjective endings) and in pronounciation.
I personally am turned off by folks who speak pidgin German. A lot of the women at the clubs actually don't speak it correctly and it is very painful to the ears. Part of my selection process in picking out who I will session with is how well she speaks German. It is, as well, an indication of her level of education.
The issue also is that you will learn school book German only to find out that most folks really don't talk that way.
I've got a set of Polish tapes I play in the background when I am at home. They help a lot. I can't say if one set of tapes is better than any other. Polish has declensions too.
If I really want to bite the bullet on Polish though, I need to take formal classes.
Does your city have a Goethe Institut? I would start there and be ready to spend several thousand hours practicing it (what better place to practice than at a club lying in bed with a nude woman who speaks proper [i]Hoch Deutsch[/i]?)
[QUOTE=Jackyo]... is the banter with the Thekenstaff, the women and the other customers.......................
The language is very precise grammar-wise (and it reflects itself in the German mentality). Foreigners mangle the language in use of the prepositions, in improper agreement of gender and number (particularly in declensions of adjective endings) and in pronounciation. ...................[/QUOTE]A sweet young Turkish/Iranian girl (Ex PHG, who could also speak perfect German, English, French and Italian) once told me, after a frustrating attempt to explain some German grammar to me "if you don't know the grammar of your native language, you will never learn German. It is not an easy language "
Fortunately, a lack of good language skills does not preclude fun times in FKK's!
[QUOTE=Kingwenslas]- Can you give a more detailed description of what Jamila looks like please and also some feedback on what your friend said about their session together.[/QUOTE][B]Jamila:[/B]
- Kazachstan, 20, chesnut brown half-long hair, 1.75/5.9, catwalk body, natural AB-cups, blue eyes, stunning beauty.
Great GFE-service: DFK, DATY, multiple position intercourse, great BBBJ + CIM. Top package of great looks & service.
[QUOTE=Kiwi 69]A sweet young Turkish/Iranian girl (Ex PHG, who could also speak perfect German, English, French and Italian) once told me, after a frustrating attempt to explain some German grammar to me "if you don't know the grammar of your native language, you will never learn German. It is not an easy language "
Fortunately, a lack of good language skills does not preclude fun times in FKK's![/QUOTE]
Germans like to think of their language as [i]die Sprache von Dichter und Denker[/i], in other words, the language of poets and thinkers.
What I find amazing is that this very serious language, the same one of Goethe, Kafka, Freud, Kant, usw.. is also very capable of being used to say things: "Look at the tits and ass on the chick!".
Talk about versatility!
I had a discussion with Akasha at PT Mettmann once about this, believe it or not.
Give me a hot chick who speaks [i]Hoch Deutsch[/i] properly and I am in seventh heaven. You might say I have a language fetish.
I have to say though that I find German spoke with an Austrian accent, specifically from Wien, to be the sexiest. Pity you don't really come across too many Austrian women at German FKK clubs (or can someone point me in the right direction?)
I have to say though that everything I know about English grammar I know from contrasting it with German grammar.
When you learn a language as a mother tongue all you can say is "that sounds right" or "that doesn't sound right" without any reference to formal rules of grammar. Its quite a different experience from learning a language in a serious academic format.
at first german irritated me. that syntax! how could they do it! the inability to describe simple actions in two words! aargh! but now i find it more precise than english. in english you can slap words around any which way you want (try translating that into german!) and get away with it. it leads to lazy speech, which in german is regarded as unforgiveable. sometimes as in american english it leads to a admirable robustness that even english english lacks. when a language doesn't evolve and change it usually means the culture itself has started to fossilise. which tells me something about the virility of america and the stodginess of germany- goethe fine, mann yes, but modern german novels - please spare me.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Does your city have a Goethe Institut? I would start there and be ready to spend several thousand hours practicing it (what better place to practice than at a club lying in bed with a nude woman who speaks proper [i]Hoch Deutsch[/i]?)[/QUOTE]Thanks for the advice and the warning, Jackyo. I was looking for some ideas now that signing up for German I at the registrar’s office isn’t an option, and now I have some. I don’t claim that learning a language is easy (it certainly wasn’t for the other language I know) and in that case I never got good at it until I had the opportunity to practice 24/7.
I do agree with you as to an optimal situation to practice German, though!
[QUOTE=Hollandmale][B]Jamila:[/B]
- Kazachstan, 20, chesnut brown half-long hair, 1.75/5.9, catwalk body, natural AB-cups, blue eyes, stunning beauty.
Great GFE-service: DFK, DATY, multiple position intercourse, great BBBJ + CIM. Top package of great looks & service.[/QUOTE]Hmm, those tits don't sound like your taste, KW. ;-) I'd go for them though.
Quote from Jackyo -
what better place to practice than at a club lying in bed with a nude woman who speaks proper Hoch Deutsch?
Ah, so when I ask a girl for 'German' this is what I get - German?
When I ask her for English I get whipped.
Ask for French I get sucked.
Ask for Greek I get ...ooh no, that hurts!
Spanish I start to neigh.
Asking for Turkish is the same as Greek.
Ask for Russian I get turned on.
Hi Tosc
I’m seriously impressed that you can remember my taste in boobsize! You remind me of a friend who, not only would give me a bottle of whisky on a special occasion, but would give me my favourite brand of single malt. I just hope that Jamila is there on my next visit.
Kingwenslas
[QUOTE=Marlow]Quote from Jackyo -
what better place to practice than at a club lying in bed with a nude woman who speaks proper Hoch Deutsch?
Ah, so when I ask a girl for 'German' this is what I get - German?
When I ask her for English I get whipped.
Ask for French I get sucked.
Ask for Greek I get ...ooh no, that hurts!
Spanish I start to neigh.
Asking for Turkish is the same as Greek.
Ask for Russian I get turned on.[/QUOTE]
I usually speak in tongues ;-)
Well, after reading Jackyo’s comments I concluded that he must listen to BBC Radio 4 more than that retired Colonel living in Tunbridge Wells.
Yeah, German is bloody hard but not half as hard as Russian. I’d like to know what Mark Twain would have said about learning the Russian language with its six cases, two verb aspects and every commonly used word having its own conjugation or declension…
I too judge a girl by how well she has mastered die sprache. And I am the only person I know who actually finds the German accent in English sexy. But it wasn’t always like that.
As for Austrian, well, you can milk cows with the accent. Think honest, buxom wenches on farms surrounded by mountains – actually, now that I think about it I’m getting turned on! Or maybe it’s those “Flotte Teen” films from the 1970s.
My advice to Monger Man would have been to have learned just 100 phrases or words and be able to say them with a good accent and then give up. Since he hinted that he already speaks another language then he will know the enormous amount of trouble that one must put oneself to, in order to master another tongue.
I learnt my German by starting with a BBC language course and then going to Germany and speaking to other foreigners who were slightly better than me. Finally I graduated to talking to Germans. If you talk to native speakers too soon then you will become frustrated that you don’t understand them. Obviously, an fkk club is a perfect place to meet other foreigners who are motivated to talk to you.
It’s quite a thought that, since I don’t use German and Russian in my daily life, the vast majority of practice I get in the two languages is by talking to working girls. But it would be bad form to forget them, wouldn’t it?
That has just reminded me of the first time I went to Bernds. I had neglected my German for several years whilst trying to learn Russian and I just sat down and listened to Brandy dominating the atmosphere. I remember being secretly pleased with myself that I could understand her and I thought that at last I had a practical application for my knowledge of the language.
Kingwenslas
.. Sado-Maso crowd.
Yes, I've heard that it is even more complicated grammar-wise than German.
I would be very content to speak near decent Polish but it is just about as difficult as Russian is, I've been told, if one were to take it seriously.
I'll skip Romanian and Bulgarian entirely.
How about a discussion about "which dictionary is best to jerk off to"?
That way we would at least get some sexual content involved in the discussion :-)
Jokes aside, I think these things are best kept to the General thread instead of clogging up a specific club thread with reports that have nothing to do with that club (and now I have just done my share of that as well)
Hi,
I have not seen it mentioned in the posts, so I was wondering if w/s is available?
Quote from Breadman -I usually speak in tongues ;-)
It's very rude to talk with your mouth full
@ Jackyo -
it started at school watching those wonderful Russian films about Ivan the Terrible and Battleship Potemkin. Lay those vowels on me, baby! - yes, it was a weird school.
I have to agree with Henio on this one. Forget about the oneupmanship on various languages and concentrate on the pussy!
[QUOTE=Henio]How about a discussion about "which dictionary is best to jerk off to"?
That way we would at least get some sexual content involved in the discussion :-)
Jokes aside, I think these things are best kept to the General thread instead of clogging up a specific club thread with reports that have nothing to do with that club (and now I have just done my share of that as well)[/QUOTE]
[quote=sobo77]hi,
i have not seen it mentioned in the posts, so i was wondering if w/s is available?[/quote]
sorry but i've never come across this term.
"with sex"? "white slavery"?" [i]wichsen[/i]"?
the whole w section of the abbreviations section of this forum follows and i don't see it:
[quote=isg]wah from wahei: peaceful, harmonious and calm (japanese)
wah wild ass humping
[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord118][CodeWord118][/url] urination play.
weeklies alternative weekly newspapers. these often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. the village voice, san francisco bay guardian, the stranger.
wf wild fuck
wg working girl. a prostitute.
white knight a poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
whor*monger one who habitually patronizes prostitutes. see urbandictionary.com
with with condom (e.g. french with = cbj)
without without condom. (e.g. french without = bbbj)
wir would i repeat, would i return, would i recommend
wl working lady
woa word of advice
working girl a prostitute.
wsw white street walker
wtf what the fuck?[/quote]
actually it doesn't much matter what it is. there are surely women at bernds who will do it (and that is not even know what you are looking for).
if you are visiting pts and pts exclusively, the women at pt mettmann will do just about anything too.
With sperm or with semen?
You spunky monkeys.
Intro
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Germany and Koln (about 0 degrees Celcius) is damn cold for a guy from Asia (used to 23 degrees). Still, after 13 years I was back in the Fatherland only this time older and wiser I was here to explore the nightlife. My oh my how a boy grows up. Flying to Asia via Frankfurt I stopped off in Koln for 3 days of shall we say exploration and fun ....
Anyway, I arrive in Germany on New Year's day with about 5 words of German and hunt for a VRS machine to find a DB train from Frankfurt to Koln. Thank God for the web ([url]www.bahn.de[/url]) where I was able to pre-plan routes so I knew it could be done just not how. Buy my ticket hop on the train, set my watch and fall asleep. Germany is so cool, efficient & reliable I knew that I could just set my wake up watch alarm and be safe. This is why Germany is my second favourite European country.
Arrive in Koln Hbf. Hbf is the main train station for Koln and my hotel was a short walk away. I got lost but still made my way to the hotel in 15 mins. At the end of the post I'll provide some directions for those fellow intrepid explorers. Check in and decide to go out and about. If for nothing else other than food – it was New Year's Day after all. Early to sleep as tomorrow is a BIG day.
Dedication & Credits
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This post is dedicated to Excess for the guidance and level headed advice. Toscana, Wan King & a friend of mine who'll go by the moniker RJGP (guys encourage RJGP to take the FKK plunge and tell him to live a little you gotta live a lot).
THE HOF & the Virgin
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2nd Jan up early for brekafast and back to the room for a snooze until noonish. Walk down to Hbf, go into Travel Info and ask for a ticket to Lichtenburg. Find out that this is 500kms away which doesn't sound right. So I ask if they can look again for something close to Hennef/Sieg. Presto up come Lichenberg. I am onto something so buy the ticket and 1 ½ – 1 3/4 hrs later I am at the door of the famous number 28. Expectantly froozen like a shit on a slate. Knew I was at the right place from the landmarks passed (thanks for the team work guys - I am not worthy) plus the door bell said “Privat Club”. Thunderbirds are go ..... do we have lift off ?
Pressed the bell and was greeted by ...... I should have been prepared ...... I knew it was gonna happen ...... a large breasted blonde naked woman with curves in all the places you'd expect. Holy cow. Anyways, apart from the kultur shock & being fecking froozen it was a delightful way to be greeted for a lad so far away from home in a strange land. She beckons me in speaking German to which I gamely replied “Ich speich klein Deutsche. Speicken zie Englishe und Chine?”. I was told in good English to come in as it was cold outside. Just before 2pm I crossed the threshold of the Hof .... no I mean THE HOF.
It was Martina (lives nearby Frankfurt) that welcomed me. Friendly gal helped sign me in and brought me to the changing rooms. Asked if I wanted a large towel. Unbuttoned my coat and my most important investment was evident – my big belly – I pointed and she giggled and went for my large towel. Hot shower to defrost thoroughly and wrapped snugly I ventured back up stairs for my tour. Martina took me around and explained the Hof rules. She asked why I was so quiet well time to 'fess up - I was overwhelmed, intimidated and bashful despite all the preparations. Martina said its often like that the first visit but the key was to chill out, take your time and relax. Aha there was a reason why I wanted to arrive early as I often need to take time to adjust to new surroundings but it was all factored into the mission. I kept thinking of the wise words I found on the ISG (thanks Isseu) – something new, something old and something tried and tested. Bloody hell it was all new :-)
Anway, got a drink, found a ground floor corner seat and decided to absorb the ambiance and sus' things out. Jaysus 30mins later in the same den sitting opposite me was Martina laying into a guy, kissing him with one hand behind her back stroking his todger to attention. Jaysus twice times over when she moved to giving him a BBBJ in full public view. Jaysus thrice times with a holy cow or two, it was like what you'd see on an A-Pian kino (knocked off Chinese porno) but right there out in the open in the flesh. I swear I could have stood up and reached over and touched them (not that I would but its was that tangible). Whoa ...... kultur shock indeed it was going to take some adjusting and reframing of perspective. Only time I've come similarly close is at a Tokyo kinky kino. Generally, in Asia outside of Japan, I've not seen anything comparable. Now don't get me wrong I am not judging but if I were this is fucking up there in the heavens.
Achtung Baby ! This is why I came to Koln, Germany to experience something out of my usual hunting ground in Greater China. It was just going to take some time getting used to the sensory and cerebral overload.
I decided to grab a bite to eat since it gave me an excuse to chill out and an excuse to not exert myself on a full stomach. Fairly standard German fare and a good cheese selection (I do miss good cheese in Asia – its expensive and good local cheese's are not appreciated so are hard to find). Good desert selection too which came from the famed Reuter Hotel. Anyway, this is where I met Babsi (great waist & hips) who was having trouble making up her mind what to eat. She wanted the chocolate cake but not all of it so I offered to split a slice to which she agreed. Good move on my part as she shared the table with me and we spoke as we ate. Once she mentioned her name then I was able to place her mentally and indeed she has a bubbly personality, gsoh & made me giggle. She asked whether it was my first time at the Hof and I explained that I was passing through and the reputation of the Hof made me extend my stop over. She explained that since just before Xams and through the New Year they were extremely busy with regulars all visiting in a concentrated period but that it was a great fun for her and the girls having all the faces together. However, she mentioned that being busy made for less time to talk and be social. Babsi struck me as the girl next door type, not a stunner but a “real” woman, and had an innocent curiosity (I had a jade amulet around my neck which she asked about). Really helped me to settle down talking with her. She seemed well liked as quite a few gals stopped by to gossip with her before being dragged away by one of them (who I later found out was Mara). Nice chatting with her and good way to see other gals.
Went downstairs to have a closer look. Jaw dropped at the sight of the window room being used – DFK, BBBJ on a couch to be followed up by DATY on the bed and bit of a flashing session until FS all done in plain open view. Fuck me pink ! Ukranian by the name of Tanya actually walked up to me held my jaw in her palm and pushed it shut. Transfixed I gazed and thought its time to grow up and not be like a boy in a candy shop. Well I got me a drink and sat on the small couch by the window room. Took in the moment and scenery for an hour or so. Had a few conversations with other patrons which was nice they allowed me to speak in English. After all I was in Germany so I appreciated the allowance. Was asked by one why I was there ? Only reply I could immediately think of was “Isn't it obvious !” which got a round of laughs before I realised the question really was why was I visiting Germany & Koln the expected answer was for business or tourism & not to get my rocks off at Bernds. I laughed too since it was funny and I just had to accept that I was making a clown of myself. But its clear that guys are at Bernds for more than congenial conversation......
After much ado, I decided to strike up a conversation with a tanned Anna who was Polish from Krackov. Very pleasant and friendly but with just enough English. Still she was attentive, attractive and a good kisser. Not too long afterwards there was lil' ole me getting the public BBBJ and it was time to hoist the jolly roger and let the pirate have its way off in a room with a door and no windows (for fear that I'd loose my concentration with a flaccid meat stick). Anna paid good attention to me with a sustained BBBJ getting things into working order followed by a couple of positions on a rather soft bed. Finally, came whilst on top of her embraced in a tongue tingling kiss and thrusting. A great lady and a great release that sent a shudder down my spine. I'd lost my Hof virginity.
Came out of the session only to find Mara being a bit exhibitionist in the window room. She gave me a thumbs up as I passed which brought a smile as she was standing spread legged on the inside couch. Went for a shower and then for a sauna. Another interesting observation was an older gentleman who took considered steps as he appeared to be a bit unstable on his feet. This chap was happily chatting away and tottered off to a room a few times with lassuies from Bulgarian & Russian contingency. Damn I'd found a role model and something to aim for in life. Strange that I chose to next go to the sauna to cool down. But it was over 10 yrs since I'd had a gal outside Asia and whilst they're basically all put together with the same bits & pieces there is a contextual difference. Plus with Chinese gals they are more submissive and instructional not so in Europe.
It was now about 7:00pm as I decided it was time to eat again. Before pursuing the approach to my next conquest. But first another drink request to Jenni and a seat by the basement bar. Caught Jamila's eye and she sat beside me. Jamila is easy on the eyes with good English. During our conversation she just up and asked was I horny. Well, if I wasn't I was now. In the time it takes for a cow's lick to whish by she was running up my flagpole and hoisting the flag at full mast catching the trade winds. I'd seen her do this earlier and it have been a wonderous sight for those onlooking to see Jamila bent over standing up sucking me off. Especially, with her body and shape.
As the French say ...... and so to bed. By now I was humming along on a buzz and found that zen spot where mind and body meld. Jimila was an athletic gals and certainly gave my cock a vigorous time whilst I enjoyed stroking her body. Despite my best efforts to hold back I surrendered to her skills and shot into her mouth (after prior warning) and she kept going as if to suck me bone dry. Its was fantastical coitus interuptus. But it was still early in the session and I knew that I would need time to recover so I asked for an extended session. I started to massage her shoulders and back working my way down her body to her feet and back up. She rolled over and as I straddled her concentrated on her breasts. She reciprocated and gave me a good back & buttocks rub which was stimulating. I was getting my second wind and I knew enough to not allow her blow me again :-) Jolly Roger rose to the occasion after an invitation to DATY and it was time for Jamila to walk the gangplank. Mish, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, sideways thigh screw and back to mish working away mad dog style now only to be brought back into focus by Jamila holding my head in her hands and looking me in the eyes. Wham dang doodle and shazam the little red rooster gushed forth a hollering. Jolly Roger went down the ship not with a whimper but with a bang ! Lay back caught our breaths conversed for a while and then tidied up to go.
Spent the rest of the night at the basement bar in conversations or over hearing them. By now it was fun trying to guess the flow of the German conversations which I got about 30% of the time with the other 70% a fun time guessing. Babsi joined around 10pm calling it a night and just looking to chill and chat the evening away with those at the bar. She sure is one funny gal with a big personality and a bag load of jokes. 11:30pm I ask for a taxi, get dressed, pay up, kiss kiss kiss and call it a night as I had to catch the train back to Koln for the next days listed activity.
Next Day – Please see the Samya thread for details.
From Virgin to HOFmesiter
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Dashed from Samya to Koln Hbf to catch my train back to Frankfurt. Bugger missed it by 7 minutes and had to wait for the next one. What the hell I was going to be late back anyway and my flight wasn't until middle of the following day. Only a hotel night was at stake. I hopped on a train back to THE HOF for a final foray. You can't keep a good man down.
One thing about life is to learn to go with the flow if things are going your way. An hour and half later I was ringing the door bell about 8:30pm. It was like a symphony or a kaleidoscope montage. They remembered my name from the previous day and there were smiles of recognition. Off to change and decided this time to plan out my evening so asked for my evening to be scheduled.
Kicked off with Mara who was everything that has been shared in the Forum. An exuberant and playful lady with a naughty suggestive streak. She greeted me with a big thumbs up. Ah this was the famed HOF service level coming into its own. Pleased and eased.
Had a shower, drink and a bit of a rest before Stella turned up for her test drive. A striking bundle of fun with a wicked head of hair. Like something out of Vogue only in a small package. Saw her the previous day and thought at first she was a bit serious almost fierce. But at the end of yesterday sitting at the bar I saw another side when most of the gals were wining down. She was cute and good in the room. Multiple positions (it was just like heaven watching her on top of me with her magnificent mane of hair - woof woof stick it to the man baby) , good BJ but she also likes to use her hands and to good effect. Squirted my bukkake way through another good session. Kissed and cuddled at the end like old friends.
Small bite to eat and a drink followed by a cat nap. So much pussy around only right that it was a cat nap. Anyway, I had to preserve my strength for the last appointment which was in the whirlpool room. Jolly Roger wanted to be captained into a special port of call. I was gently woken up by whispers in my vicinity and a voice I recognised: Babsi. She sat in my lap, we hugged, we kissed, we'd each other an eternity and just a day, and Jolly Roger was indeed happy to be called into arms on the couch. My, my and oh me oh my was the whirlpool a fitting way to get acquainted with Babsi. There was no rush and it worked out as planned – a pure indulgence. It is true that nothing succeeds like excess. she was every bit the warm, friendly & giving woman that I imagined. She did things under water that I can't write here you just have to experience it. My abiding memory will, however, be doing her doggy style over the side of the tub which brings me back to the comments I made about her shapely waist and hips. What a sight holding onto her and clasping her hips thrusting away. Babsi is an animal lover and she brought that out in me. But in the very end I was just her teddy bear.
It was about 1:30pm after I left and headed back to Hbf for my Frankfurt train but I left to a chorus of kisses and memories that warmed against the cold chill of a German winter morning. I will sadly miss the karnival next month but if Babsi dresses as a sheep then I will be over joyed as that will be my legacy.
Summary
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The HOF is an intimate and unique experience. Certainly different to others that I have experienced. Its well run, friendly and cosy. Intimidating and overwhelming to an outsider and you must be willing to make the effort to “join in”. Being a non-German speaker is not as big an obstacle as entering into the social network. But the effort is well worthwhile and rewarded. I can see how THE HOF grows on you and how it improves over time. If I had to do it over again then I would still visit THE HOF first but I say this having made the unplanned decision to go back on the second day when I reaped what I sowed. LONG LIVE THE HOF !!!
I left an emptied but satisfied traveller on life's open highway :-)
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The below is a set of directions to Bernds from Koln Hbf which is written on the base of other Forum posts. Credit is deserved by those who have previously written and all I have done is embellished on an already good set of directions. The accompanying photos should be helpful flag stones.
Bernds-Saunaclub address:
Schieferhof 28, 53773 Hennef. Telefon: 02248 1529. Web: [url]http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de/[/url] (use Google to translate as appropriate)
1) From Koln Hbf which is the Koln main train station (there is also an underground there as the station is a main interchange). Picture 1 shows a shot of the Hbf (note that an Ibis Hotel is at the station).
2) Enter Hbf and go to the Tourist Info shop / office. Join a queue and ask if its OK to speak English. Ask for a single or return ticket to Lictenberg that passes through Hennef/Sieg. It cost me Euros 14 and 40 cents for a same day return. (Note that the ticket can also be used on local busses). Pricture 2. Do not ask to go to Lichtenburg as it is 500 kms away and the worng station the correct stop is Lichtenberg which is less well known.
3) As its a S train go to platform 10. Picture 3 and wait. Get off at Hennef/Sieg station which is about 33 to 35 minutes journey from Hbf. Picture 4. Walk down the exit tunnel and take the left turn to exit (Ausgang) for the buses. Picture 5.
4) Exit the station and on your left hand side is a row of bus stops walk down and look for route 522. Picture 6. There is no Picture 7 loaded so don't be bothered looking for it.
5) Hop on the next bus 522 and it takes about 15 minutes or 4 stops to get to Uckerather Strabe. Keep an eye out of the bus window. Walk back up the hill and down Uckerather Str. (Picture 8) and you'll pass by the Reuter Hotel (Picture 9) where its Euro 35 for a single overnight room. The Hotel is only 50 meters from Bernds.
6) Watch for the Schieferhof sign to the left going downhill. Follow it along until you come to number 28 wich is no different from the outside to any other residential house. except for the lit number 28. Picture 11. Walk to the near side of the house and press the door beel on your right hand side and you'll be greeted.
Buses go back to Henef Sieg with the last one posted as 10pm. I took a taxi ordered by Bernds for Euro 14 which is worth it to stay on longer. Trains head back to Koln Hbf into the early morning hours so staying with the ladies is possible up to 1 am or 2am or 3am or whenever Bernds finally closes its doors.
Come now, a little linguistic divertion never hurt anyone. And sex begins in the head, n'est pas?
[quote=jackyo]sorry but i've never come across this term.
"with sex"? "white slavery"?" [i]wichsen[/i]"?
sorry, it is [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117][CodeWord117][/url], or natursekt
[quote=sobo77][quote=jackyo]sorry but i've never come across this term.
"with sex"? "white slavery"?" [i]wichsen[/i]"?
sorry, it is [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord117][CodeWord117][/url], or natursekt[/quote]
.. a [i]natursekttag[/i].
i believe its thursdays. i've never been.
if they did offer at bernds, i'm not sure where you'd have it though.
it is a very small club.
Ahhh, Wapec made me feel like I was there with him. Excellent reporting, dude! I put it into the ROD.
Welcome to Deutschland, Wapec
euro (who will be back for another fuckation in Wunderland on M:)nday :D :D)
Yes great report Wapec, just to advise anyone planning to go by public transport the 522 bus operates every half hour peak times but every hour during the day, but around lunch time there are big gaps, you can check the time on the DB website,
I hope to be at Bernds next week, either Tuesdsay or Wednesday, so will post a report also.
[QUOTE=Wapec]Arrive in Koln Hbf. Hbf is the main train station for Koln and my hotel was a short walk away.[/QUOTE]
Hbf stands for [i]Hauptbahnhof[/i] or main train station.
Towns which have more than one train station will designate one as the Hbf to avoid confusion with the other train stations it might have.
One other interesting abbreviation is [i]ZOB[/i] which is what Dorsten has.
Just to advise anyone planning to travel to the Koln area next week, that is week starting 13jan08, the hotel prices are high, as the Koln messe or trade fair is on, I am staying in Koningswinter, where I have stayed before only 6 kms from the Hof, it about 15/20 euros in a taxi, which is not much more than the taxi fare to Hennef from the Hof, there are cheap hotels in Koningswinter, as it looks like Reuters are full next week, but I did not get a reply to my email,
I hope that helps someone.
[QUOTE=Viscount]Just to advise anyone planning to travel to the Koln area next week, that is week starting 13jan08, the hotel prices are high, as the Koln messe or trade fair is on, I am staying in Koningswinter, where I have stayed before only 6 kms from the Hof, it about 15/20 euros in a taxi, which is not much more than the taxi fare to Hennef from the Hof, there are cheap hotels in Koningswinter, as it looks like Reuters are full next week, but I did not get a reply to my email,
I hope that helps someone.[/QUOTE]
That explains why I had to search all the way out in Wuppertal to get at room at a decent price. With rental car it's only 45 minutes from the Hof, so it's no big deal. They have really topped the prices in Cologne next week...
[QUOTE=Viscount]Just to advise anyone planning to travel to the Koln area next week, that is week starting 13jan08, the hotel prices are high, as the Koln messe or trade fair is on, I am staying in Koningswinter, where I have stayed before only 6 kms from the Hof, it about 15/20 euros in a taxi, which is not much more than the taxi fare to Hennef from the Hof, there are cheap hotels in Koningswinter, as it looks like Reuters are full next week, but I did not get a reply to my email,
I hope that helps someone.[/QUOTE]
This is what I have been saying about what happens to the accomodation scene when they have a large Messe.
In Duesseldorf they actually bring in hotel barges on the Rhein, tie them up to the banks of the river and rent out rooms on them.
Try Hotel Marktterrassen in Hennef. I booked them on [url]www.hotels.de[/url] for 55 euro. it is a small family hotel that is AWESOME. The owners are sweet, the rooms are big and breakfast is included AND ---- it is a 10 minute drive to Bernds. I only booked them cause the big hotels in Koln and Duss were soooooo high. How lucky!!!
Keep your eyes open tomorrow for my report on
* Bernds - my first time - OMG!!!!
* Cocoon (yuch)
* Mettmen (breakfast fuch - kinky)
* Palace (the usual) up sometime tomorrow.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]This is what I have been saying about what happens to the accomodation scene when they have a large Messe.
In Duesseldorf they actually bring in hotel barges on the Rhein, tie them up to the banks of the river and rent out rooms on them.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.hotel-marktterrassen.de/[/url]
I wonder if anyone has done a scientific study on the effect of secondhand flying genetic material.
The air at this club is not just permeated with secondhand cigarette smoke, there is also a bit of microscopic flying genetic material hanging in the air. Its on practically all of the surfaces: the couches, the walls, the bedsheets.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I wonder if anyone has done a scientific study on the effect of secondhand flying genetic material.
The air at this club is not just permeated with secondhand cigarette smoke, there is also a bit of microscopic flying genetic material hanging in the air. Its on practically all of the surfaces: the couches, the walls, the bedsheets.[/QUOTE]
That is a SICK thought! :D But the truth is that the largest intra-monger transfer of DNA is due to the combination BBBJ+DFK+DATY. You get the picture!
I just wonder if anyone have thought the same as I have when visiting the toilet. On the wall there are these protective paper sheets to place on the toilet before you sit down. I just wonder if they are ever used, thinking of what we share in the other rooms in the club...
The effects of passive smoking or second hand smoke has been extensively studied. Shame on any Monger who practices passive sex,... but on second thought Katja, Brandy, Celine, Mara, Mahe, Ana etc. etc. practicing very active sex on you while you lie back passively and enjoy it can't be bad for you, can it? More research needed clearly and reports to be filed.
It is pretty much exactly 100 miles from the Frankfurt airport to Hennef-Lichtenberg, and it take about 1.5 hours to drive. In my book that’s right around the corner. I landed at 11 am and had a few hours to kill until an 8 pm dinner in Frankfurt. So, OK, let’s do it.
It got to the house with the big 28 on the front at 5 minutes before 1 pm and got to park right in front of the house. Two guys were already waiting for the 1 pm opening at the front door. I stayed in the car for another 5 minutes and entered as the fourth guest, welcomed by Svenja (in the nude, as is customary). There was a line at the upstairs shower next to the locker room; so I took my towels and went downstairs to take a shower next to the sauna. I swear it was not even 10 after 1 when I came back from my shower and entered the downstairs bar, where one of the guys already had two girls licking his dick on the couch. Now there is a guy who needs to relieve pressure in a hurry.
New couches downstairs, by the way; very nice, but still not leather and thus not easily washable – what are they thinking?
Celine was at the bar and having a drink. If you are a regular at the ‘Hof, then you know that this is her regular hangout. I joined her, and we chatted a bit. A while ago we had a discussion about Zwangsprostitution in this forum. Celine definitely is in this business out of her own free will. How do I know? I know, because she has decided to quit, and today was her last day. She now has a new job as a security guard. (She actually had that job already since the beginning of the year, but still needed to get some money from the ‘Hof until her first paycheck from the new job arrived. You can make a guess on what her lifetime savings are ;)). My prediction is that she will not be able to make ends meet in her new job, and will need supplemental income from and occasional ‘Hof visit.
Celine was drinking heavily right out of the gates. She had found a bottle of caramel-flavored Irish Cream, and was drinking it by the water glass. She had also brought four bottles of Asti to celebrate her last day in the business, and she was drinking with all of the girls. She told me about the cute guy that she had exchanged phone numbers with at her new job, and that she intended to date. I figured that I had to give her one more spin before she entered civilian life. Somehow my perverted mind got turned on by the thought to doing the nasty with her right before she turned into a proper lady ;) Too bad that she had not brought her security guard uniform! Handcuffs would have been fun, too …
OK, what’s next? Ahh yes, after my shower Debbie came over to gave me a nice should massage. We chatted a while, and she did not remember me from my last visit. (You can read about that encounter [url=http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=620593]here[/url]). Oh well, I guess I am not that memorable. Yes, it had been about 6 months, but still. I told her that I would let another six month pass until she forgets about me again, then will try to get a date with her outside the ‘Hof and marry her. She found that funny. (By the way, with Debbie I am also sure that she does not have a pimp. This girl is actually financially extremely savvy and will be able to leave the business on her own terms.) So we chatted away and had a smoke. Then we moved to the couch. For my taste Debbie has the perfect body. Her mumu was freshly bikini-waxed. YUM!
Ten minutes of the famous ‘Hof foreplay, and we went to a room. She continued with her great BBBJ, and I just was enjoying it. If you followed the above hyperlink to my previous post on her, you know that I had two sessions with her, shooting one blank and finishing the second session with CIM. So I told her that I still had not filled the rubber with her. She said it was her ambition to keep this record going. We went to 69, and it became clear that she would be right. I tried to hold back as long as I could, but she sensed how close to the cliff I was and wouldn’t let go. (Just thinking about it makes me horny again.) Well, the result was predictable: CIM. [Thought in passing: CIM is included at no charge. At the FRA clubs this would have been an extra 50; so I figure that I had just earned the extra gas money that I had spent driving here :D]
After the completion we had a smoke. Debbie was in a great mood, and we chatted for another 10 minutes in the room, thus filling the entire half hour. This is really great at the ‘Hof: you never feel like the girls want to take advantage of you. Service is outstanding here.
After my shower I went upstairs to have a bite to eat. Since I already had some of Celine’s Irish Cream and Asti and about three Vodka-lemon, I needed to make sure that I had some food and that I stopped drinking before getting back into the car. Debbie told me that she preferred McDonald’s over the food at ‘Hof. She told me that the menu is the same every day of the week and only changes from one week to the next. The lentil soup with sausage was good, though. I also had some of the usual cold cuts, bread, and cheese, then finished with a Wackelpudding with vanilla sauce and washed it down with a coffee.
Sufficiently strengthened I grabbed a mineral water and walked around to see what I could dig up next. I chatted with some of the guys downstairs, and then Debbie entered the room again. What can I say? This girl turns me on. She offered me a smoke, and we chatted a bit. She was not in a hurry, because she knew she had me. Finally I said “Rückspiel?” [= rematch]. In response she smiled, stood up from her bar stool, and tossed her towel across the room into the corner of the couch. “Let’s go!” We went to that corner and I could sense that she was determined to put on a show for the gallery, climbing all over me. Sweet!
After what seemed like forever, we went to a room. She wanted to keep her streak going and mounted me 69. But after a while I said that I really wanted to enter her. No problem! We then went at it in multiple positions until I got pretty tired. By that time we must have already been close to the 30-minute mark. She took off the condom and said that we just had to work on keeping her streak going. Sure enough, it took a good while, but she got me to finish in her mouth again. When I exploded, she just kept on sucking, and it felt like my balls were coming out my shaft. Wheewee! She was immensely pleased with herself. For the forth time in a row I had not managed to come inside her in the conventional way. But that was just fine by me; in my book I had just received another 50 euro discount. Since we went quite a significant bit over half our and she only reported one program, I actually saved euro100 [ha, how is that for an appropriate choice of a name :)] over what I would have had to pay for the same session at, say, the Palace.
When I paid at the reception at 6 pm, Celine was not able to come. But Debbie came over and gave me a long slobbery kiss for the ride back to Frankfurt. I really dig that chick!
My plan was to spend 2 days up by Dusseldorf for work during the day and play at night. I love partytreff’s so I planned on Mettman for day 1 and Bernds for day 2. Well the airplane gods screwed up my flight so instead of arriving in the early morning day 1 and taking a leisurely drive leaving time for a nap before the festivities I arrived at 7PM. Well I wasn’t gonna let Lufthansa screw up my plans so…..
I will put the details in the appropriate section but here are the highlights of a wild couple days.
Day 1
Check in to hotel in Novatel in Wuppertal (close to Mettman). It was too late for Mettman but I was horny so I drove 10 minutes to Cocoon. BAD place bad attitude. [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=695591&postcount=20[/url]
Day 2
- Mettman breakfast fuck. 11am – 2PM FUN – Kinky – laid back
- Drive to Hennef to [url]http://www.hotel-marktterrassen.de/[/url] - AWESOME
- Rest
- Bernds – OMG!!!!!
Bernds
I LOVE THIS PLACE!!! It is in my mind how every FKK should be. It is relaxed, set up for guys to hang out between session, lots of couch and public action if you are into it, no pressure from the girls, no clock watching and GREAT service EveryTime!!! Oh, and the food is catered and not too bad.
Mara met me at the door. Oh, remember not to park on the street, they have a parking lot 50 feet up the street. Back to Mara – what a sweetheart. She speaks wonderful English and is just a joy. More on her later.
There was less going on upstairs, it is brightly lit and there was a VERY shy new Hungarian girl that looked like she was gonna cry any minute. Downstairs was great with the more intimate room with a big window to watch the action and LOTS of couch action.
Jamilla – looks like Lei Lei Sobieski. She is very sweet and actually wants to be a model. She started out just like all the sessions sitting and talking then slowly cuddling up and ending up with some deep kissing. Then she lies on the couch and starts an endless BBBJ getting very wet as I play with her. She wants to do it on the couch but I am not quite ready for that so off to the room. My comment I made on my PDA was OMG (OH My God).... more BBBJ, DATY for long time, all kinds of positions, more BBBJ then another cover and finish. I thought I had gone to heaven…. Little did I know.
Monica from Hungary was next after a long rest. She has long black hair, beautiful C cups and can kiss and suck the chrome off a bumper hitch. By any other FKK standard it would be a 10 but after Jamilla I can only give it a 9.8….
Mara was next – I had been waiting for her ALL night but she disappeared for quite a while. We had the usual couch action and though I had seen her get quite kinky with other guys she brilliantly picked up how tired I was and we had a LONG slow love making like a new girlfriend you are in love with. OMG #2
I thought I was kaput, done, fried, tapped out, dry as a bone but noooooooooo…… after a couple hours just relaxing with no intention of any more sex (I was at #6) Jamilla comes over and snuggles up to drink and smoke. Well, after a while this old fart is standing erect like a 16 old and so begins the hardest core sex I have every experienced. I am talking about BBBJ with deep-throat and fingers in my backside while I have 3 fingers in her very juicy holes. Then magically a wrapper was on and she is riding me on the couch like a mad-woman. By now her face is bright red (I am sure mine was worse) and we are both sweating and screaming. I push her down on couch and DATY with most of my hand in the game too and then another condom, squirts a handful of lube on herself and then mish then off comes the condom and more BBBJ then another goes on then doggy until we lose it. I think I heard some applause behind the roar in my head but we didn’t move for about 5 minutes. OMG AGAIN!!! We snuggled up until closing.
75 Euro entrance
50 Euro per session even if they go long or CIM
I am hooked.
Great report on a great time had by Deep Void.
I guess you could say he was 'knocked out' by the Bernd's experience and had the skill set and experience to fully enjoy a first time visit. Hats and Towels off for Deep Void. Well done, DV.
This one collects the $200 and goes directly to Reports of Distinction.
Had a good time at Bernds last Wednesday, with Monica and Martina, managed a session with Mara also, good talk with other guests also. I noticed that Mahe, s name was no longer on the girls message board, so assumue she has left, pity. Didn't manage a session with Katja, but you have got to save something for next time, I still miss Princess, maybe they are looking for a replacement who knows, had to leave early due to work comittments which meant an early start to Scandinavia the next day, but Bernds was a good, no stress place to be for 8 hours, hope to be back maybe March.
Keep the reports coming.
Sorry to read about Celine's retirement from this club.
She has a nice pear shape and I multiple sessioned with her on one visit.
She did say to me though that she has had absolutely no vocational training of any sort so her alternative career of being a security guard is no surprise.
I do wish her well.
The French forum had a posting which hinted at her having a relationship with Brandy (!). I never quite understood this.
I understand that the last 1/2 of 2007 was very slow for Celine at the 'Hof. Saw her a couple of times looking and acting (quietly) very frustrated at the day's 'takings' and she was preparing for a change in career location. It seems from reports to have picked up for her in the booking department more recently. As Viscount reports, Celine may find it necessary to supplement her income in her new career and hopefully she will make some guest appearances. Not sure how much butterflying Bernd's tolerates to be fair to the regular girls. Hopefully, it all works out well for Celine as she was always pleasant at her usual work place downstairs.
I will miss her very much. She speaks and understands English very well, this alone should give her good opportunities for outside work, especially with all the Messe stuff.
[QUOTE=Excess]Great report on a great time had by Deep Void.
I guess you could say he was 'knocked out' by the Bernd's experience and had the skill set and experience to fully enjoy a first time visit. Hats and Towels off for Deep Void. Well done, DV.
This one collects the $200 and goes directly to Reports of Distinction.[/QUOTE]
AWE - Excess - thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. :) I would LOVE to hook up with you guys next time.
DV
If you are going to be in the area of Bernd's and have a window of time that is to short for Bernd's to make sense, check out the Cologne/Bonn pages for posts about Traum-Paradies. I expect that the same sort of monger who would go out of his way to visit Bernds would also consider this. [url]http://www.traum-paradies.de[/url], with a longer post (including references to Bernd's): [url]http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=655098&postcount=240[/url]
Personally, I hope to make a quick stop at TP on a Saturday AM as I leave Hennef. Bernd's isn't even open then, and this will fit the bill nicely.
- OBG
[QUOTE=Oldbeijingguy]If you are going to be in the area of Bernd's and have a window of time that is to short for Bernd's to make sense, check out the Cologne/Bonn pages for posts about Traum-Paradies. I expect that the same sort of monger who would go out of his way to visit Bernds would also consider this. [url]http://www.traum-paradies.de[/url], with a longer post (including references to Bernd's): [url]http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=655098&postcount=240[/url]
Personally, I hope to make a quick stop at TP on a Saturday AM as I leave Hennef. Bernd's isn't even open then, and this will fit the bill nicely.
- OBG[/QUOTE]
...from my post. It is a great place and really just a short drive from Bernd's.
You should check though what sort of selection you'll find on a Sat. morning. That's a very slow time, and all the best SP usually work the evening Friday shift.
Njoy...and report
It's been great reading these last couple of month some of the reports by new recruits fresh from their Hof baptism, and their first exposure to the wonders of true Hof service. For a little club in the middle of a cow pasture, it seems to get a lot of foreign visitors. Keep up the good reports...
It's been 3 months since my last visit and it was as if I’d been there the whole time. Just fit right back in. I had to abort my planned Halloween trip (and Jackyo rendezvous) due to some scheduling mess up, and hadn’t been able to get back due to an extended Asian trip, the holidays and EOY/BOY work responsibilities. Finally, I was able to arrange a free afternoon and evening in FRA. My transatlantic flight was delayed, so I only drove into the parkplatze at about 1:30 p.m., and was met at the door by Martina, whom I’d never seen before. I had to be back in FRA by 9 that evening, so this would be a short visit, but enough to gauge the current state of the Hof.
As many of you know, many of the regular SP have left over the last 4-5 months, and we assumed that Bernd's would find a way to "restock" with the same high quality merchandise to which we've become accustomed at this signature club. But from 1:30 to 7 p.m. there were only 12 SP present; Angie (new young Hungarian), Babsi, Debbie, Jamilla, Katja, Lisa, Mara, Martina, Michelle, Monica, Tanya, and the older zaftig blonde who hangs with Michelle.
No Anna, Leila, Leonie, Stella, Mahe, etc. No Kim, Rita, Svenja, Vicky. None of the 4 Polish women from my last visit in October (no surprise there). No more Brandi, Celine, Princess and Marcella who have left. 12 SP is simply not enough to service the 25 men in the club that afternoon. At one point all of the rooms and sp were taken, and 15 men were sitting around watching each other. It could be that this is a temporary state, some of the SP are still away on vacation, and others were otherwise occupied that day. Still it’s a Thurs. afternoon with a big furniture messe in Koln and the club should have been better staffed.
The other noticeable difference is the new red couch in the downstairs lounge, which is a regular couch covering the side and rear walls, but becomes a Roman lounge style couch with no back on the window wall side. This would come into play later in my visit...
True to my creed I went looking for “Something old, something new, and something tried and true....”
Checked the territory and pencilled in the SP for their respective slots. Katja was busy, so I went with Monica for the something old slot. She has a nice smile, knows her stuff, we get along nicely, and have had great sessions in the past with a shared love for anal stimulation, so she's always a sure bet for the crucial cracking of the first nut.
For the something new slot, there was only one candidate, Angie. She has a lithe teenager’s body, black hair, pretty face, but it didn't look like she was enjoying herself very much, although she was being kept busy. I met up with a Canadian monger who’s working in Germany for 3 months and we began watching her to try and find a crack in her somber demeanor. He gave up and went searching for greener pastures; I stayed the course. She began to talk and smile at some of the conversation around her. I moved in and sat next to her. Made a joke. Asked if she knew how to smile. She’s been at Schieferhof for about a week. It was different than what she had imagined, but thinks she’ll stick it out for awhile (I’m not so sure that she will). Spoke a decent English and had a sweet innocent smile. Nice DFK, but she was shy with her hands and hasn’t learnt yet how do get into the Hof patented couch position. I took this as a challenge and showed her the position, my butt in the air and my crack visible for all to see (heh, heh). She went down to give a lackluster BBBJ. Went to a room. She was OK, but just OK, not knowing many of the moves and holding something back. An old monger once taught me that an SP who is holding back really wants you to cum in her mouth, but is too shy to tell you. So I did, and I have to say that he was right. She surprised me. She really wanted it, sucking in every drop, showing me the white glob in her mouth and swallowing it down.
I had two additional dance slots available. I’d already decided on Mara or Babsi for the difficult to fill “tried and true” slot, so I had a free agent slot to fill. Jamilla was looking mighty hot. She’s changed a lot over the last 6 months, coming out of her shell, really enjoying herself, and turning into one of the stars. I had never sessioned with her, but in my pre-Hof planning session, I planned to change that. She was being kept busy. I waited for her to come to the bar and fill out her dance card after a session. I told her that whenever she was ready, I was awaiting for her downstairs. She went to wash up and have a drink. I sat on the new couch near the glass wall, where there was a great show going on featuring Katja, Tanya and one of the regulars. She came downstairs all dewy and soapy smelling. Gorgeous. She comes over and just plops down on me facing me her legs spread wide around me. Not a word- we just started going at each other on the red couch. We DFK for awhile. I kiss behind her ears on her neck and shoulders and begin to move down her body. She pulls my towel off and pushes me down on the couch with a pillow under my head and straddles my face, holding herself up against the far wall. Her pussy was clean, no artificial lubricants, I ate her out in that position for 10 minutes until she shuddered on top of me, she leaned the other way and took me in her mouth. The room went very quiet- there must have been 15 people downstairs, all eyes on us. She rolled the condom and climbed on me. I’m lying on that couch looking up at her, with her eyes closed, her hair disheveled, her face red, her glorious body syncing with my thrusts. She’s a goddess. I wanted to see that glorious ass too, and it just seemed the right way to end that incredible session, so I asked her to turn over and she went on all fours, butt facing the room her head against the back wall, and I came behind her, which means that now it’s my not so glorious butt facing the assemblage. I plugged into her like that for about 5 minutes, before I burst. This was hot. We finished our thrusting and the room went back to its normal flow. We lied there on that couch and smoked and talked. Did you know that she’s trained to work in a butcher’s shop? I just can’t picture that … Much later, I was sitting at the downstairs bar and she was all alone on the red couch her legs splayed gynecology style, all of us watching her and laughing. She didn’t care, just having a good time… I think that I may have found my new Hof regular.
One more slot left, before the trip back to FRA. I just missed Mara (it was her birthday and she was leaving early), so Babsi and I went for a Babsi standard great session, which unfortunately could only last for half an hour as I had to get on the road. I prefer to spend longer sessions with her.
We need to monitor the SP situation there. I haven’t had time to follow the German boards about this. I wonder what the German regulars are saying/ hearing? It’s still the best at what it does, but the club in Schieferhof seems to be going through some winter doldrums. Spring’s not too far away and I hope that we’ll be seeing some new crops, shrubs and bushes. Hope springs eternal….
[QUOTE=Iseeu]As many of you know, many of the regular SP have left over the last 4-5 months, and we assumed that Bernd's would find a way to "restock" with the same high quality merchandise to which we've become accustomed at this signature club. But from 1:30 to 7 p. M. There were only 12 SP present; Angie (new young Hungarian), Babsi, Debbie, Jamilla, Katja, Lisa, Mara, Martina, Michelle, Monica, Tanya, and the older zaftig blonde who hangs with Michelle.
No Anna, Leila, Leonie, Stella, Mahe, etc. No Kim, Rita, Svenja, Vicky. None of the 4 Polish women from my last visit in October (no surprise there). No more Brandi, Celine, Princess and Marcella who have left. [/QUOTE]Hi Iseeu,
It isn't as bad as it looked. (fortunatly! )
For istance: Leonie is on vacation in Asia an will be back in, I believe, 2-3 weeks (I'm counting the days)
You missed Stella (the little Turkisch-queen), ALLWAYS a pleasure to be with You are wrong about Brandi, which I tested last week WOEHA! , she is anchored at Bernd's and will be there for a long time.YESSS, there is a GOD!
When I was there Anna, Rita, Svenja, etc. WERE present (you just weren't lucky! )
You are however, sadly, right about Kim.she is now Anna at Finca Erotica.
Mahee hasn't been spotted at Bernd's for quite some time now and her name was taken of the "tipps-board" next to the counter.
Princess, Marcella and Celine (very recent) decided to take another "career-path"
I was there last week and there were 16 SP present (I only needed 2
I had my wicked ways with Monica (or did she have HER wicked way with me? ! ) and later with Brandi (first time) who turned out to be a new winner for me!
She was everything her reputation states, NOT!
My image of her used to include terms like "wild", "dominant", etc.
But she was not even close to resembling that image I had set in my mind! (Halleluja! )
She was. A Kitten. Went out of her way to please me in any way possible! A FANTASTIC kisser! (scored a perfect 10 on my scale! )
We were in the room for an obscene amount of time (people thought we had deid and gone to heaven.we did go to heaven but were still alive! ).
When Edith presented me the bill for the day I had a VERY pleasant surprise.obviously brandi had liked it too!
I discovered Djamilla to be a major player a few months ago, WOEHA!
She's got long nice legs and gentlemen let me tell you: she knows how to please a man!
She's got a beautifull body and skills to match and she's not afraid to use them BOTH! Her aftersales is also outstanding, she is a certified nymphomaniac!
This concludes my report as I am going to the kitchen to get a paper towel to clean up my desk which I dribbled on!
("and WHERE did I put my agenda! I need to seriously plan a new trip to Hennef SOON!.have I got enough gas in my car to make it there today? And if I leave NOW will I be there at the opening? ")
GRTZ,
Rob
This is serious bad news that so many girls have left in one fell swoop. This usually means there's been a mutiny below decks for some reason. The girls aren't happy with something and whatever it is. it's bad enough to make them leave at the most profitable time of year - carnival. And if the replacements aren't up to much, then word has spread within the community that Bernds isn't a pleasant place to work.
[QUOTE=Marlow]This usually means there's been a mutiny below decks for some reason. The girls aren't happy with something and whatever it is. .[/QUOTE]Nonsense. Celine and Princess, for example, have long been planned to leave the Sex-Business. The others are on vacation or I'll and will soon return.
Meindorfer
Middle to end January is relatively quite at Bernds usually.
Last week some girls were still on holiday and some were missing due to illness.
Anna and Leonie should still be on holiday.
Stella is coming and going just as she wants.
Rita and Svenja are not working all days.
Vicky has left since a few month now.
Celine has a new job and has temporarely stopped working in the milieu.
Princess was fired.
Marcella has stopped working in the milieu.
Kim is working at Finca Erotica (she is called Anna there).
I forgot:
The polish girls Sylvia, Betty and Milena are touring the clubs, they are at Colosseum in Augsburg now. And btw, Milenas and Bettys services were not really up to Bernds level.
@Marlow:
So, don't try to interpret too much concerning a whole club by the absence of the one or other girl.
Carnival is not really the best time in clubs. Ok, there is a party on 31st, but the 2-3 days after Rosenmontag lots of the girls might not be working.
Last year there were only 6 girls at Bernds on Tuesday after Rosenmontag.
Iseeu, I love that description!
I also do not know the name of this girl. She is really really nice to talk to. But I could not make myself give her a test drive. Too "zaftig" for me!
[QUOTE=Rob Raunch]Hi Iseeu,
It isn't as bad as it looked. (fortunatly! )
For istance: Leonie is on vacation in Asia an will be back in, I believe, 2-3 weeks (I'm counting the days)
You missed Stella (the little Turkisch-queen), ALLWAYS a pleasure to be with You are wrong about Brandi, which I tested last week WOEHA! , she is anchored at Bernd's and will be there for a long time.YESSS, there is a GOD!
When I was there Anna, Rita, Svenja, etc. WERE present (you just weren't lucky! )[/QUOTE]
Yeah- I knew that Leonie was stiil on vacation and figured that others were sick or just besezt elsewhere and this is just the way that the work rota was arranged, but Bernd's has always been able to fill in the missing "holes" with new or old holes....eh, talent.
[QUOTE=Rob Raunch]("and WHERE did I put my agenda! I need to seriously plan a new trip to Hennef SOON!.have I got enough gas in my car to make it there today? And if I leave NOW will I be there at the opening? ")
GRTZ,
Rob[/QUOTE]
Now you're just gloating and laughing at the rest of us poor slobs who have to get on a plane and spend K's just to get there, when you can just hop in a car, your only worries are "do you have enough gas" and "how do I explain the next 10 hours to my wife." If I lived within driving distance, I would probably need to ask for a residency card in Lichtenberg.
that there must be changes also in the Hof.
The girls are there just for the money and nothing else. If they have alternatives they will leave. None ever told me that she is doing it for fun....even if you think they enjoy you.... they do it for money. Some girls even hate the job but continue or have already left the Hof.
But it is good some of them give the mongerer a good feeling why loosing a customer......
The once which will not succeed in their alternative job will return. I think for example Celine returned already 2 times. from others I do not expect them to return because they love current 'career path'
my 2 cents
... that makes or breaks the Hof. They have been running their place like this for the last two decades, and some of the girls who work their now were not even born when the Hof opened. Girls come and leave, and this is the nature of the business. I, for one, think that it is GREAT that girls can retire on their own terms or move on to other clubs, where they think they find better conditions for themselves. There will be others who will fill the openings.
I am also sure that Celine will be back before soon. Spending habits are hard to break ...
Brandi, by the way, is still there. I don't see here leaving soon.
Debbie, on the other hand, has told me that she is not too far away from having paid off the real estate loan she took out. After that she will transition into the live of a respected business women, I am sure. (Don't laugh; I think she can pul it off.)
But again, it's the club with its rules and habits and expectations of service that makes that makes the experience what it is. Not any particular girl or group of girls.
[QUOTE=Otto]The girls are there just for the money and nothing else. If they have alternatives they will leave. None ever told me that she is doing it for fun....even if you think they enjoy you.... they do it for money. Some girls even hate the job but continue or have already left the Hof.[/QUOTE]Hi Otto,
The Hof in particular is an exception to your rule!
There are some women at the Hof that do this job for the MOST part for fun (Yes, not the whole part! -everbody has to pay their rent!)
That is also the reason they are not clock-watchers as in other clubs (32 minutes!, sorry we charge you a full hour, pfffff).
I myself have experienced 6-8 times now that the girl i was with in the room only charged me 1 session although i was in the room with her for 2 hours (once even 4 hours, Woeha!- Just be nice to the girls, treat them with Respect and be gentle!)
They had the right to charge all the sessions but didn't SO if your rule was true they would have done that.
I look at it as a gift from the girl, an expression of her appreciation for the way i treated her and saw to it she had a good time to!
I am NOT declaring that they are all Angels (ok, through MY eyes) but there is a sharp contrast in work-ethics, service AND clock-watching when you compare the Hof-Girls to other clubs!
THATS why "the little club on the mountain" attracts people from ALL over the globe (believe me, they don't come to look at the house itself)
My 5 cents, Rob
Hi Rob,
well partially true. Of course sometimes there is the sympathy factor and I also enjoyed it several times. Also I did this experience. BUt do not take it general. I know that even former superstars in the club hated the job. They never let you know, they it is repeatable business. And the free time....well think about it may it have been at the end of the day. and she wanted to rest and you may be a sympathic guy. she already had her 6 to 10 sessions and did not want another one ? IF you got that session at 2 PM.....well then it is really true. There is a reason why some regulars take the EVENT with there favorit at the end of the 'working day'
I do not want to talk everything bad..... but let's be realistic. ...By the way I will be in the Hof soon too, again
Cheers
Otto
[QUOTE=Rob Raunch]Hi Otto,
The Hof in particular is an exception to your rule!
There are some women at the Hof that do this job for the MOST part for fun (Yes, not the whole part! -everbody has to pay their rent!)
That is also the reason they are not clock-watchers as in other clubs (32 minutes!, sorry we charge you a full hour, pfffff).
I myself have experienced 6-8 times now that the girl i was with in the room only charged me 1 session although i was in the room with her for 2 hours (once even 4 hours, Woeha!- Just be nice to the girls, treat them with Respect and be gentle!)
They had the right to charge all the sessions but didn't SO if your rule was true they would have done that.
I look at it as a gift from the girl, an expression of her appreciation for the way i treated her and saw to it she had a good time to!
I am NOT declaring that they are all Angels (ok, through MY eyes) but there is a sharp contrast in work-ethics, service AND clock-watching when you compare the Hof-Girls to other clubs!
THATS why "the little club on the mountain" attracts people from ALL over the globe (believe me, they don't come to look at the house itself)
My 5 cents, Rob[/QUOTE]
I am in need of some convincing that a Hof room can be occupied for two or even four hours and the girl only writes down 50 Euro on the ticket. Putting all the self congratulation to one side, this is a business and if a girl starts under-charging in a monster fashion, I can't see how the others would tolerate it.
How was it for you?
Why does this matter so much to guys on this board? Bad conscience about paying for sex? Worried about being branded a sex tourist? I'm not too bothered whether they are liking it or not, faking it or enjoying it, hell we fake it at home (at times to save someone's feelings) for a start when it's for free. Just enjoy yourself and let them join in if they want to.
Exodus
individual girls leave of their own free will, a mass exodus is something else.
[QUOTE=Marlow]I am in need of some convincing that a Hof room can be occupied for two or even four hours and the girl only writes down 50 Euro on the ticket. [/QUOTE]
Mercy Fuck ???? ;-)))
AGREE!!!!!!
[QUOTE=Marlow]I am in need of some convincing that a Hof room can be occupied for two or even four hours and the girl only writes down 50 Euro on the ticket. Putting all the self congratulation to one side, this is a business and if a girl starts under-charging in a monster fashion, I can't see how the others would tolerate it.
How was it for you?
Why does this matter so much to guys on this board? Bad conscience about paying for sex? Worried about being branded a sex tourist? I'm not too bothered whether they are liking it or not, faking it or enjoying it, hell we fake it at home (at times to save someone's feelings) for a start when it's for free. Just enjoy yourself and let them join in if they want to.
Exodus
individual girls leave of their own free will, a mass exodus is something else.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Marlow]I am in need of some convincing that a Hof room can be occupied for two or even four hours and the girl only writes down 50 Euro on the ticket. Putting all the self congratulation to one side, this is a business and if a girl starts under-charging in a monster fashion, I can't see how the others would tolerate it.[/QUOTE]The angle at which you are looking at this is pulling it all out of context!
The context being: "Its nice to be important but it is MORE important to be NICE!"
That's why I consider what you call "under-charging" as a GIFT from the girl!
It has nothing to do with other girls, it has nothing to do with changing the price structure.
It is a spontaneous reaction after something nice happened in a room with two consenting adults!
Its the same when you compare it to a girl giving a super-GFE.
Should her behaviour be tolerated by "the other girls" too?
Or is she pressurering "them" to give more of themselfs too? pffffff,hahaha
[QUOTE=Marlow]How was it for you?
Why does this matter so much to guys on this board? Bad conscience about paying for sex? Worried about being branded a sex tourist? [/QUOTE]Hahahahahaaa, is all I can say.
The thought didn't even cross my mind!
[QUOTE=Marlow]I'm not too bothered whether they are liking it or not, faking it or enjoying it, hell we fake it at home (at times to save someone's feelings) for a start when it's for free. Just enjoy yourself and let them join in if they want to.
[/QUOTE]Call me "old-fashioned" but.... it DOES matter to me if they like it or not!
In Germany they say "Wie du im wald hinein schreißt.... so kommt es wieder heraus!" (a saying I actually learned at Bernd's)
People treat YOU the way YOU treat THEM!
You say "I have the money, so I have the power, satisfy ME!"
Then they say "I have the pussy and the breasts, I have the power, PAY UP!"
By doing the girl a favor and treating her with RESPECT she will most probably do you a favor and treat you with respect!
(and sometimes that favor has resulted in a monatery benefit, no more no less!
-this may sound like a whole new concept to you: it payes to be NICE to someone!)
The way you talk about the women working in a club like Bernd's has more to do with treating them as cheap streetwalkers.
I ABSOLUTELY disagree with that!
It showes an egocentric approach which neither the girls nor other guests like. (but maybe THATS the biggest difference at Bernd's)
GRTZ, Rob (who is not going to waist anymore time on the subject)
I had a 65 minute session and was only charged for 50 euro's...Jackyo can back me up on this one. I remember coming out of the shower and he asked me where the hell I had been. I walked up to one of the girls I was interested in and started giving her a back massage while she sat at the downstairs bar...turned into a longer massage in the room, both before and after the session. Think I posted about this if anyone wants to search for it...guessing that would have been last Febuary'ish.
Basically I paid for the sex part, she didnt charge for the massage. Fair exchange. And yes, I am a sex tourist...
I fully agree with RR that if you are a repeat customer and treat the women right, they are more likely to discount the session.
In a visit to Hof a few months ago ([url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=654321&postcount=643[/url]) I was charged 325 Euro for 4 sessions and a massage. I could easily have been charged 525 Euro, as the first session with novitiate Sylvia lasted half an hour (50 Euro), my session with Leila went for 50 minutes (100 Euro), Babsi and I chilled in the upstairs room for 1 hour and 15 minutes (150 Euro) and Princess and I gave each other sensual massages and multiple O's and went for almost 2 hours (200 Euro).
Those last 3, were sessions in which I would like to believe that my partner enjoyed herself to some degree, and while I fully expected to pay for the time, I was not surprised when I got the bill.
As always, YMMV, but being nice to your Hof SP is the best way to get better mileage for your buck.
yes but as stated it is matter of being regular and personal relationship which I experienced you can have ... how we say in German the chemistry must be right. Would not see it as discount.
The girls have there 'revenue targte for the day ' and want to make their 6 to 12 sessions. Bear in mind they also pay entrance..... and need around 1.5 sessions till they are in the income zone.
Yes relationship matters, but not for everybody and not with every girl.
I had cases where she said,,,, let stay in the room because it is nice I am tired of what is going on outside. and also sessions where time just ran by...
my last 2 cents
Otto
[QUOTE=Iseeu]I fully agree with RR that if you are a repeat customer and treat the women right, they are more likely to discount the session.
In a visit to Hof a few months ago ([url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=654321&postcount=643[/url]) I was charged 325 Euro for 4 sessions and a massage. I could easily have been charged 525 Euro, as the first session with novitiate Sylvia lasted half an hour (50 Euro), my session with Leila went for 50 minutes (100 Euro), Babsi and I chilled in the upstairs room for 1 hour and 15 minutes (150 Euro) and Princess and I gave each other sensual massages and multiple O's and went for almost 2 hours (200 Euro).
Those last 3, were sessions in which I would like to believe that my partner enjoyed herself to some degree, and while I fully expected to pay for the time, I was not surprised when I got the bill.
As always, YMMV, but being nice to your Hof SP is the best way to get better mileage for your buck.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Otto] Bear in mind they also pay entrance..... and need around 1.5 sessions till they are in the income zone.[/QUOTE]The girls at Hof pay 30 euro "entrance", so they need 0,6 sessions to arrive in the income zone.
Not one girl will go to a room with you for 4 hours and charge you only 1 session. RR you are a dreamer or like to brag. Mind you if I have to say that one of your favorite girls in Bernds works for a pimp. Did you know that too if you are stating you are soooo close with them.
Greetz
Arrived in the afternoon. Maybe 10 girls present. Only 4-5 possibly doable for me. First selection was Debbie, short blonde German, probably 30 or so, good-looking but a little harder-looking than I normally choose. Average session at best for Bernds; attitude was kind of mechanical.
Commented to her that I didn’t recognize anyone from last time, like Polish Anna. She said that she was there and introduced her to me. When she did so I knew why I hadn’t recognized her; she was now a brunette instead of a blonde. When I was ready I called her over and we did the usual pre-couch action leading to a very good session in the room. She has a great body, nice face, and very good attitude. Very recommendable.
The other strong possibility was Jamilla, but I never got any vibes from her and although she had a great, young, tight body, I kept vacillating whether I liked her face enough to session with her. Jet lag finally made the choice for me and I decided to leave and get some sleep without sessioning with her. Maybe when I go back in mid-February. The only other women remotely doable for me were Mara, and possibly Tanya and Katya, but they would never have made the cut at a bigger club.
Stayed that night at the Cologne Hyatt. Very nice hotel, on the river across the river from the Cathedral. Arrived after 1:00AM and the person who checked me in parked my car at the front of the hotel at no charge. Was able to park there the other two nights I stayed there (saving me Euro 20 each time) when I arrived after midnight.
Nice visit last Wednesday to Bernds, the club was not too busy. Of the regular girls only Katja was not present, others were, Monica, Martina, Debby, Mara, Lisa, Babsi, Jamilla, Anna, Tanja, Svenja, Michelle, Leilla and a new girl from Hungary didn't get her name. Probably won't be back now until April due work, and holiday in the far east, but I will sure miss the Hof for a while! I always like pressing the bell and wondering who will answer the door, things like that put Bernds ahead of all other clubs for me anyway.
Hi guys,
I will be in Dusseldorf for a few days next month and was wondering whether it's possible to take public transportation (not cabs - just buses or trains) from Dusseldorf to FKK Bernd's?
I checked both [url]www.VRR.de[/url] and [url]www.Bahn.de[/url] but couldn't see anything. Any inputs?
[QUOTE=Jasonkasprowicz]Hi guys,
I will be in Dusseldorf for a few days next month and was wondering whether it's possible to take public transportation (not cabs - just buses or trains) from Dusseldorf to FKK Bernd's?
I checked both [url]www.VRR.de[/url] and [url]www.Bahn.de[/url] but couldn't see anything. Any inputs?[/QUOTE]
Jason,
Welcome to the forum. Use "search" -- it isn't hard. I don't think it's a trivial trip via public transport, but doable. I plan to get a car for convenience.
[url]http://internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=691153&postcount=772[/url]
OBG
[QUOTE=Jasonkasprowicz]Hi guys,
I will be in Dusseldorf for a few days next month and was wondering whether it's possible to take public transportation (not cabs - just buses or trains) from Dusseldorf to FKK Bernd's?
I checked both [url]www.VRR.de[/url] and [url]www.Bahn.de[/url] but couldn't see anything. Any inputs?[/QUOTE]It is possible, and you can schedule it through the VRR.de site. I've taken the trip myself. For the destination choose Hennef(Sieg) as the town, and Lichtenberg as the stop. You would take a train from Dusseldorf to Hennef (via Koeln), and change to a bus at the Hennef Bahnhof.
The bus lets you off a few blocks away from the Hof, an easy five minute stroll (or not so easy if you're walking with wood).
I agree it is better to drive.
[QUOTE=Walkin1]It is possible, and you can schedule it through the VRR.de site. I've taken the trip myself. For the destination choose Hennef(Sieg) as the town, and Lichtenberg as the stop. You would take a train from Dusseldorf to Hennef (via Koeln), and change to a bus at the Hennef Bahnhof.
The bus lets you off a few blocks away from the Hof, an easy five minute stroll (or not so easy if you're walking with wood).
I agree it is better to drive.[/QUOTE]Bus Number 522 from Hennef banhof,you can get a joint VRS train/bus ticket,ask the bus driver for Lichtenberg or Reuter hotel stop,you will know it the bus turns right at the Lichtenberg sign,off the main road then goes up a hill and a very narrow road you would not expect a bus to go up,get off at the top, as the bus then turns left and walk back past the Reuter hotel,then turn left into Scheiferhof,and remember to call in at number 28,enjoy ans I hope that helps.
Heard there's a new latina girl (Brasilian?) at Hof. Any reports on her?
HB
[QUOTE=Hessen Bub]Heard there's a new latina girl (Brasilian?) at Hof. Any reports on her?
HB[/QUOTE]Well,
New is not quite the word to use here, she's been on vacantion for about 2 months BUT she's BACK! (for tanline-lovers: go get her while they last!)
Who's also back on the nest: Mina!
After more than a year of work in places like Artemis Berlin.
What a feast for the eyes!
NEW isssszzz (or at last was last thursday, hope she's gonna stay!) a pretty philipina (sorry, didn't catch her name- YET!)
Who said "girls are leaving Schiefferhof"??, quite the opposite!
Enjoy
Hessen - that would be Leone, I met her on my first visit earlier this week. She doesn't speak much English but certainly looks good! Nice smile and very friendly and co-operative in the room. Will do anal sometimes but on the day I was there. Good oral and happy for CIM. Also happy with lots of finger-fucking, including lots of fingers which may explain why she doesn't have the tightest pussy in the world. Very nice girl.
Overall, I was a bit disappointed in Berndt's - maybe it was impossible for it to live up to the build up in these pages but the atmosphere did not seem that friendly to me - although I was amazed at how busy it was within 15 minutes of opening on a working day!
[QUOTE=Hessen Bub]Heard there's a new latina girl (Brasilian?) at Hof. Any reports on her?
HB[/QUOTE]
There's Leonie, a tall (1,80), black Brazilian girl at the Hof. She was apparently on break from the Hof for some time and I heard she just got back.
I'm planning a visit in a couple of weeks and wondered if Brandi was still there?
If she is, has anybody got any recent experience with her they would like to share? Or any other recommendations?
Brandi is still there (at least a lady with short blonde hair that goes by Brandi was there last week).
I've no history with her.
[QUOTE=George Bickham]I'm planning a visit in a couple of weeks and wondered if Brandi was still there?
If she is, has anybody got any recent experience with her they would like to share? Or any other recommendations?[/QUOTE]
As we all know, Borat’s sister was voted number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. I think I have met one of the three who beat her.
I arrived by rental car in Hennef around noon. My first stop was at hotel/restaurant Reuter. The restaurant is currently under renovation, but fortunately Stefan was there to give me the key to the room I had reserved. I gave him 30 euro in cash, and that was that. No need to show ID or anything. He told me to leave the key in the room next morning.
Then on to the main event! I arrived at the ‘Hof at just after 1 pm, their opening time. After my shower I went downstairs and ran into Debbie. This time she remembered me, said high, gave me a nice kiss. It was clear where this would end, and I just dragged her into a room. Again, just like last time, we did not waste a condom. CIM after only 15 minutes, but hey, a great start to the day.
Then I went for Jamilla. She is originally from Kazakhstan, but has lived in Germany for almost all of her life. She is blonde (not natural, btw), tall, slim, 22 years of age. She and I hit it off very well, and she gave excellent foreplay on the couch, even by the Hof’s lofty standards. In the room she really go into it, and we finished in reverse cowgirl. Yum!
After a while of resting, eating, drinking (I didn’t have to watch how many beers I had, because this time I could walk to Reuter), I picked Jamilla again. Or rather, she picked me. I really dig this girl! We went to the flat part of the basement couch in front of the interior window. She proceeded again to give me the greatest BJ. Then she whispered into my ear that she wanted to do it right there. Fun! I think we may have put on quite a show, but I did not notice anything around us. I only had eyes for her. Hmmm. She seemed to really enjoy it as well, and gave me plenty of visual and verbal cues on how to please her. Like I said, a great session. After we were done, I checked my watch, and the whole operation had lasted 35 minutes. But we just remained on the couch and cuddled.
She detected that there was some life left in little euro and told me she wanted to go another round. I wasn’t sure that I was up for another round, but was willing to try. Fearing shooting a blank, I suggested to head for a room. My fear was unfounded, though. And we had a another great session. So there you have it: Jamilla, my new favorite at the ‘Hof, better than Borat’s sister!
I figured that I need to quit after these four sessions. There was simply no energy left in me. I barely made it back to hotel Reuter and slept like a log.
[QUOTE=Euro100]
After a while of resting, eating, drinking (I didn’t have to watch how many beers I had, because this time I could walk to Reuter), I picked Jamilla again. Or rather, she picked me. I really dig this girl! We went to the flat part of the basement couch in front of the interior window. She proceeded again to give me the greatest BJ. Then she whispered into my ear that she wanted to do it right there. Fun! I think we may have put on quite a show, but I did not notice anything around us. I only had eyes for her. Hmmm. She seemed to really enjoy it as well, and gave me plenty of visual and verbal cues on how to please her. Like I said, a great session. After we were done, I checked my watch, and the whole operation had lasted 35 minutes. But we just remained on the couch and cuddled.
[/QUOTE]
This is getting wierd- you and I keep having remarkably similar experiences. See my report at #798 below, on how Jamilla jumped me on the couch and we put on a show for the assembled gawkers then laid on the couch and cuddled and talked...
You're sure you're not my twin?
Great report....
A week ago today I arrived at the Hof at 3:00 and went immediately downstairs. I never did see the beautiful nude woman who opened the door.
From my previous experience that is where I thought it all happened.
As I got in to the downstairs room, it was as if the year stood still. Kathy had her seat on the edges of the couch closes to the bar and Katja was showing her wares in the L of the couch while a BJ was being preformed by the older woman with one of the best bodies in the place.
Sitting down and enjoying the atmosphere I had a beer, as the smoke was getting thicker I headed up stairs
There I was introduced to Monica from Hungary by a fellow who I had met at Samya the nightbfore. She is great. I was given the traditional Bernds treatment.
About a half hour after the session I saw Monica with her full beautiful backside to me on her knees giving a BJ in the hall way in front on the washroom in the back. A great sight.
Another beer I took a seat on the main floor- to the right of the bar on the two seater was an older guy with Kathy on his face and another girl blowing him. Across from me was a younger patron being blown by a sweet young blond. In walks Monica, she stands next to me saying "SEX-SEX-SEX, everywhere sex". I invited her to sit next to me and she gave me one of her best. I was now in the middle of the Hofs famous porno movies that even had one of the spectators playing with himself.
Off the room with Monica for an even better time that the first.
The place never disappoints and Monica is a joy.
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Does any fellow monger know if Bernd's is open during Good Friday (the Friday before the Easter weekend)?
I also made a mistake about the opening hours of this club. I thought it opened at 12:00. I took public transport there, got there at exactly 12:00. One of the Thekenfrauen (no, not my favorite, Conny but the older woman who wears Coke bottle glasses) came out to say that it wasn’t opening until 1:00. So I walk back to the busstop and hangout there (it was raining) for an hour.
The train to bus connection is relatively uncomplicated. When you get to Hennef, the buses are right in view of the train station. The 522 bus takes you to Lichtenberg. The closest bus stop in Lichtenberg isn’t Oberdorf but Lichtenberg Ort. When you get off, walk in the opposite direction the bus is going in. You will see Hotel Reuter on the right side of the street. A little further you make a left on to the Schieferhof and a little further on you are there.
Getting back to the Hennef by bus requires knowing exactly when the bus comes by though. Thank goodness I took wrote down notes of the schedule. When I later walked back to the bus stop I couldn’t read the schedule because it was really, really dark and I hadn’t brought my flashlight with me (I am a former Boy Scout and am usually always prepared).
Nothing has changed at this club in a long while so I’ll not bore you with the details of the physical arrangements.
Conny was there and even she hasn’t changed. I used the mens room, hadn’t closed the door completely and promptly heard about it. I had lunch, set my plate and utensils on the side table instead of the plastic tubs and heard about that too. Oh well. What else is new?
The usual team was there: Brandi, Katja, Tanja, Rita, “Calista Flockhart” (I don’t know this chick’s name but she is way too skinny for my taste), Monika. Svenja and Mara came later (at about 4 PM). There were two new blondes there (one petite and older, one younger and taller). There was also one black woman there. There were other women there too who I’d seen there before but who I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting yet. Yup, Celine and Princess have moved on.
I did meet Anna who is a brunette from Poland. I'd seen here there before but had never had the pleasure. Seems she used to work at Wildenrath when it used to be good and she knew a couple of women I’d met there before: Naomi (now married to a Dutchman), Alina, the two Monikas (one of whom is at Goldentime). I’ll not bore you with the details and just say that it was a nice session.
My purpose in going though was to have a rematch with Svenja. I had asked if she was going to come and they assured me that she would be there. As soon as I spotted her I made a beeline. It was like meeting up with an old friend.
Fazit: Wiederholungsfaktor is 100% (but then again the Wiederholungsfaktor for this club has been 100% for as long as I’ve been visiting this place which is coming up on eight years).
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I did meet Anna who is a brunette from Poland. I'd seen here there before but had never had the pleasure. Seems she used to work at Wildenrath when it used to be good and she knew a couple of women I’d met there before: Naomi (now married to a Dutchman), Alina, the two Monikas (one of whom is at Goldentime). I’ll not bore you with the details and just say that it was a nice session.
"Bore" us with the details?!! Jackyo, my good man, God is in the details.
[quote]Does any fellow monger know if Bernd's is open during Good Friday (the Friday before the Easter weekend)?[/quote]I was there about a week ago, and Tanja informed me that they would not be open of Friday the 21st.
I think that both Thursday and Friday are Holidays in Germany. Does anybody know if Bernds will be open this Thursday?
Stimpy
[QUOTE=Jackyo]There were two new blondes there (one petite and older, one younger and taller). [/QUOTE]
That would be Debbie and Jamilla, both way on the top of my all-time favorite list.
[QUOTE=Euro100]That would be Debbie and Jamilla, both way on the top of my all-time favorite list.[/QUOTE]
I will put them on the list for my next visit.
[QUOTE=Mullvad]Does any fellow monger know if Bernd's is open during Good Friday (the Friday before the Easter weekend)?[/QUOTE]
I would be curious to know though.
My guess is that it would depend on whether Good Friday is a holiday or not in Deutschland.
Nice visit, there was no Monica/Martina/Babsi/Jamilla or Katya, but the lovely Svenja was there, man she is nice! And very friendly. I would have liked to gone with Stella from Turkey, but she seemed busy at all the times I saw her, so maybe next time, Mara was busy as always but we said hello, and Anna is also one for my next visit.
As regards the question as wether Berndts is open on Good Friday (Friday before easter)I think this is a holiday in Germany, and thats means it will be closed, but check with the club, there is a phone number on the website, its a bit of a trek if it is shut, maybe a diversion to GT or PHG, which are open during holidays.
Good Friday is a holiday in Germany same as the Monday after eastern
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I would be curious to know though.
My guess is that it would depend on whether Good Friday is a holiday or not in Deutschland.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Boomer10]Brandi is still there (at least a lady with short blonde hair that goes by Brandi was there last week).
I've no history with her.[/QUOTE]
.. as having the appeal of a greyhound.
I don't like angular looks on women either but that doesn't mean there aren't guys who probably find her appealing.
[QUOTE=Jackyo].. as having the appeal of a greyhound.
I don't like angular looks on women either but that doesn't mean there aren't guys who probably find her appealing.[/QUOTE]Brandi was in fact at Bernd's when I was there 3 weeks ago. From 1P until about 4, she was working with the other girls, then she put on some clothes and started to work behind the downstairs bar. She was still behind the bar when i left at about 6. I thought that was a little unusual.
[QUOTE=Walkin1]Brandi was in fact at Bernd's when I was there 3 weeks ago. From 1P until about 4, she was working with the other girls, then she put on some clothes and started to work behind the downstairs bar. She was still behind the bar when i left at about 6. I thought that was a little unusual.[/QUOTE]
Not that unusual. I've seen that happen at other clubs too and it's primarily because it's that time of the month for the girl. Or maybe she just simply wants to take a break...
[QUOTE=Woof Woof]Not that unusual. I've seen that happen at other clubs too and it's primarily because it's that time of the month for the girl. Or maybe she just simply wants to take a break...[/QUOTE]Sometimes Brandi is working behind the bar when there is a temporary shortage of personel. Jessi or Gerti or. Need some timeout ones in a while AND not see so many naked men! (I believe its called Holiday or something! ).
Hot detail: when working behind the bar Brandi is working with a small skirt ONLY. (she doesn't think much of underwear! ) and she is allowed to do 1 or 2 rooms while doing the job! (then another girl steps in)
GRTZ, Robbie
[QUOTE=Rob Raunch]Sometimes Brandi is working behind the bar when there is a temporary shortage of personel. Jessi or Gerti or. Need some timeout ones in a while AND not see so many naked men! (I believe its called Holiday or something! ).
Hot detail: when working behind the bar Brandi is working with a small skirt ONLY. (she doesn't think much of underwear! ) and she is allowed to do 1 or 2 rooms while doing the job! (then another girl steps in)
GRTZ, Robbie[/QUOTE]
I can confirm Rob R.'s post. Even though Brandi's not really my type (confirmed from preious experience), I could not resist the kinkiness of pumping the bargirl. She's still not my type, but the bargirl thing helped me get over it...eh, heh, heh, heh....
[QUOTE=Rob Raunch]Sometimes Brandi is working behind the bar when there is a temporary shortage of personel. Jessi or Gerti or. Need some timeout ones in a while AND not see so many naked men! (I believe its called Holiday or something! ).
Hot detail: when working behind the bar Brandi is working with a small skirt ONLY. (she doesn't think much of underwear! ) and she is allowed to do 1 or 2 rooms while doing the job! (then another girl steps in)
GRTZ, Robbie[/QUOTE]
I can confirm Rob R.'s post. Even though Brandi's not really my type (confirmed from previous experience), I could not resist the kinkiness of pumping the bargirl. She's still not my type, but the bargirl thing helped me get over it...eh, heh, heh, heh....
Hello, dear mongers!
I will visit Bernd's in April but it was said that my favourate residence, Hotel-Restaruant Reuter, in Lichtenberg was closed.
I had managed to find the access in the internet but it was sad that there seemed no available access to the hotel and even booking. I also sought the previous link in the homepage of Bernd's and the link was already removed.
Is it true that the hotel close?
If so, what are other alternatives?
If not, how to book via internet?
[url]http://www.restaurant-reuter.de.vu/[/url]
click on Zimmer-
click on Reservierung-
Fill out the form OR just call them (0 2248 - 912410) The husband speaks English well. His wife and daughter not so much.
[QUOTE=Lllldick]Hello, dear mongers!
I will visit Bernd's in April but it was said that my favourate residence, Hotel-Restaruant Reuter, in Lichtenberg was closed.
I had managed to find the access in the internet but it was sad that there seemed no available access to the hotel and even booking. I also sought the previous link in the homepage of Bernd's and the link was already removed.
Is it true that the hotel close?
If so, what are other alternatives?
If not, how to book via internet?[/QUOTE]
The restaurant was being renovated but the hotel was open and doing normal business.
Why not just call them and say you are looking for an [i]Einzelzimmerreservierrungsmoeglichkeit[/i]?
A seasoned Monger who posts on other boards emailed me and asked me to post the report on ISG on his first visit to Bernd's. The reasons for this were very simply: "if you wouldn't mind, could you cross-post the report to ISG? I don't have a login there and would like to share with that board, having done some of my research there prior to the trip."
Naturally, I will encourage hutchings to join ISG not only for his outstanding report but also his commendable wish to share and give back to one of the places he did research prior to his first Bernd's visit.
I think that you will agree that his report adds to Bernd's "file" and gives the perspective of a very experienced monger's first visit to the 'Hof. hutchings blew the doors off, IMO, and certainly wasn't afflicted by the deer in the headlights syndrome that some of us experienced on our first visit. His report follows. Thanks hutchings.
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Encouraged by the intrepid reports of various posters on the board, I was determined to visit Bernd's saunaclub, this 'mother of all clubs'... and see for myself just how good it is.
I landed at Schiphol extra early and made it through customs and immigration with the usual ease. I'd reserved a car with Budget and was assigned a VW golf for my journey southward. Before then I had never driven a car anywhere in europe, so this was a new experience for me. What was even more eye-opening was the transition from NL to the German Autobahn. I suppose it should go without saying, but these people do not fuck around, friends. I had to master the art of looking in my rearview and scanning as far back as possible for some 200mph daredevil who may or may not be approaching as I move left to pass. Just for fun when there wasn't much traffic I hopped over into the left lane and just floored it until I started feeling a little unsafe... I think I made it to about 115-118mph before I decided to give the little Golf a rest.
The drive from Schiphol to Lichtenberg is all major expressways, all but the last 10 minutes or so. Take your trusty GPS along for the ride, and you can't lose.
Lichtenberg is small. Don't blink, or you'll miss the turn onto Oberdorf. I thought I'd be the smart guy and had e-mailed the hotel Reuter to make a reservation prior to my arrival. I thought this would work to my benefit when I happened to arrive in Lichtenberg a bit early. It was a little after 11 am at that point. I pulled into the parking lot at the Reuter and found the place completely buttoned up. This being the case, I now had nearly two hours to kill before Bernd's opened up, and nowhere to hang out. I took a self-guided driving tour of lovely Lichtenberg. That took approximately three minutes. I backtracked a little bit and drove into Hennef proper to have a look around. That killed another twenty minutes. At that point I decided to cease my cruising and parked in the lot at the club and watched a movie on my ipod.
The 1:00 opening time arrived soon enough, and I walked up and rang the bell, ready for the famous Bernd's welcome. The buzzer sounded and I walked in to see a blonde woman (who turned out to be Babsi) with a towel wrapped around her. WTF? Oh well, perhaps my expectations were too high for so early in the day. I paid the 70E entrance and changed into my towel, at which point i got a cursory tour of this small club.
A number of reports that I've read have said that the vibe in this club is great because of the camaraderie among the patrons. I did not find this. My german is pretty decent, but I found that the guests tended to stick to themselves or to groups of friends. The girls, however, were a different story. They were all very social and having a good time and made it a pleasant afternoon... refilling drinks, having a bit of fun at one another's expense, etc.
I'm happy to report that the sessions lived up to the hype. I had what was, for me at least, a marathon. All of them started out with 10-15 minutes of couch action. I was surprisingly more comfortable with that aspect than I thought I would be.
Here was my lineup:
1. Katja - MILFy, curly brown hair, large natural rack. Said she was from Russia, spoke fluent German. Was very friendly and chatty, good half hour session.
2. Jamilla - Younger, short blonde streaky hair, tall and thin. I didn't hit it off with her as others reportedly have. She wasn't nearly as talkative as the other girls I went with. Don't get me wrong, the session was definitely up to Bernd's standards, I just didn't connect with her like I did the others.
3. Anna - Younger, medium length streaky brown hair. Very good looking. A very enthusiastic session. She wanted to pick my brain at length about the upcoming election.
4. Monica - Wavy dark hair, mole on her upper lip if i remember correctly. I think she's Hungarian. Offered me "prostate massage". Let's just say I paid a hefty price for that later on and leave it at that. Top marks from me for the session. In fact...
5. Monica again - had a second session with Monica right after the first. Didn't even leave the room, just went right back to it after a short break. She put in a very spirited performance. My favorite of the bunch at Bernd's. This one is a healer of men, as some have said about Kim in the Wallen.
6&7. Katja and Leonie - Finished off with a three way, with Katja (see #1) and Leonie, a lovely Brazilian girl, who Katja suggested. Loved the three way couch action, and the pace was very frantic in the room. A very intense session with them.
By this time it was about 10pm, and I was spent. Not only that, but I couldn't bear the thought of just sitting around until I might be ready for another session. In the meantime, the manageress had called to have the key to my room at the hotel delivered to the club. That was a nice touch.
As I settled up, the girls I'd sessioned with lined up to kiss me goodbye at the entrance. Monica told me that she was sure I'd cancel my plans for the next day to come back to the club. It was tempting, but alas I had other obligations. The breakfast at the Reuter was excellent, by the way. Well worth 35E for the room and the breakfast. It reminded me a lot of the long departed hotel de Pauw in Leeuwarden, except that the guest rooms were much nicer.
I had actually considered stopping by GT or PHG on my way back to Amsterdam, but I was so sated by my day at Bernd's that it was totally unnecessary.
I'm no expert on FKK/saunaclubs, but Bernd's delivered in a big way. I think I'll be back at some point.
H
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[QUOTE=Excess]Offered me "prostate massage". Let's just say I paid a hefty price for that later on and leave it at that.[/QUOTE]LOL. Excess, pass on our thanks to Hutchings for a "well-seasoned" report. Despite Jackyo's sensible advice to be wary about starting an FKK career at Bernd's, it can work out very well. Can only be downhill from now on....
[QUOTE=Toscana]LOL. Excess, pass on our thanks to Hutchings for a "well-seasoned" report. Despite Jackyo's sensible advice to be wary about starting an FKK career at Bernd's, it can work out very well. Can only be downhill from now on....[/QUOTE]
I see that we've contributed to the moral decay of another previously innocent mongerer.
Pretty soon the entire fabric of society will start to fall apart.
Oh well.
Went to the Hof last Wednesday, after an absence of a few months. I won't repeat the general descriptions from many of the other posts, but will pass on a bit of local colour in case anyone is interested.
The place was pretty full from about 1. 30, when I arrived. About 14 girls, about half of whom were familiar faces: Katya, who has shed a few kilos and looks better for it IMHO; Tanya who seems to have gained couple but still has the most fantastic dark eyes and smile; Mara doing what she does best; and a few others. No Monika, Stella, Svenja. New girls (for me) Michelle, Debbie, Leonie.
The usual very good atmosphere with a mixture of local regulars and visitors. Two guys on a day trip from UK, three Luxemburg cars in the parkplatz, and so on. I think the inside hadn't been repainted on my last visit, it certainly looks a lot brighter. And new couches. The old ones were getting worn but must have had a few tales to tell. Lots of couch action, two-girl sessions in the viewing room and so on. A feast for the senses.
Babsi was there. One of my main reasons for visiting. But she spent the whole afternoon tantelizingly naked behind the upstairs bar and never came out. Mina is also most definately back: blonde hair with pink streaks, signature moonboots and beads, lots of laughter. A lot of the regulars were pleased to see her back (from what I could see on the couch).
Eventually identified Brandi (another reason for going) but not tried, for one reason or another. Did very much see (and get captivated by) Leonie. She's tall, slim and Brazilian, with a lovely face and perhaps a touch of silicone in the chest. Has to be one of the best lookers there at the moment, and a worthy successor to Princess. She kissed and cuddled nicely on the couch (but no BBBJ), but more than made up for it in the room with a lot of very good BBBJ, finger fun, enthusiastic sex and a final slow and enjoyable CIM. Well worth a return match.
Also did Anna from Poland. She has first rate oral skills which she's happy to exhibit on the couch, taking it right to the hilt. An average session in the room. I sensed a bit of clock-watching. I timed her afterwards for a bit while I recovered and she liked to get the men in and out o the room in 20 minutes or so. But still quite enjoyable, particularly if oral is your thing. Finally did Tanya, excellent as usual.
One odd thing. One girl with a pretty, fine featured face and black hair spent the whole afternoon on the couch upstairs entirely wrapped in a towel, looking pretty uncomfortable. I assumed that it was her first day, and she was in shock, but it turned out she was Alisha, who I know from previous posts has been there for a while. I saw a couple of guys spend 40 minutes or so each chatting her up, but each time she wouldn't remove the towel or even kiss them on the couch. I even saw Edith the thiekenfrau trying to talk her into dropping the towel to her waist for a bit to get used to it, but she said that she couldn't do it. Not that I'm insulting this girl's modesty. Far from it. It 's just that if she's not comfortable walking around naked and blowing strangers on a couch in front of an audience, Bernds may not be a clever career move. It will be interesting to see if she's still there on my next visit. She'll either blossom like Mara, or realise that her true path lies in becoming a CPA.
Conclusion. Bernds is still a first-rate attraction IMHO. I'll certainly be back to see Leonie again, as well as to try my luck again with Babsi.
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Dear colleagues,
Thanks for the responses at previous threads.
I had booked but the owner replied me that they are full on that day.
Is there any alternatives nearby?
Recommendation, please!
Hotel Landsknecht
Westerwaldstrasse 184
53773 Hennef - Uckerath
02248/9141-0
[url]http://www.hotel-landsknecht.com[/url]
Hotel Johnel : Frankfurterstrasse 152 - 53773 Hennef
tél : (0049) (0) 2242 969830 - fax : (0049) (0)2242 9698322 - mail : [email]hoteljohnel@t-online.de[/email]
[url]www.hoteljohnel.de[/url]
or german hotels reservation: [url]http://www.hrs.de[/url]
I don't know those 2, but good luck,
I made Bernards my first stop because the uniform reports of good service.
It is the smallest club I attended in an average sized American type of house. The linup of girls was also the oldest in age of all the clubs I attended. I believe what makes Benards so good and so famous, great service is also it's weakest area for newbies. Benards seemed to have many regular customers and so some of the girls were never availabe the whole time I was there. I was there for 7 hours. On the good/great side the service I had from 2 ladies was the BEST. It is true this was the only club were I saw constant public sex on the couches, even I was able to enjoy this benefit. No worries about time and of course cim was not extra. For my first stop my experience could not have been better.
The lady who broke my FKK Cherry was Debbie, not often mentioned here. German, blonde, 20s, beautiful with lovely body. What a dream, nothing professional about my session with her.
Next was Svenja, possible the best session of my trip. If I ever has a girl friend like her I would never leave home, OK I am getting carried away: )). She was just the sweetest, young, pretty, talented girl of your wettest dreams. I can still picture her in my mind.
Thanks to this forum my trip started out so great I wondered how I was going to top this experience.
[QUOTE=Chukar]Next was Svenja, possible the best session of my trip. If I ever has a girl friend like her I would never leave home, OK I am getting carried away: )). She was just the sweetest, young, pretty, talented girl of your wettest dreams. I can still picture her in my mind.
Thanks to this forum my trip started out so great I wondered how I was going to top this experience.[/QUOTE]
She and I get along well and she is the one I look for when I am there. She's funny, communicative and she totally lets go. Love to find a chick like this in real life.
Discovering these clubs spoils you, unfortunately. It also is addictive.
@Jackyo - well, you know my theory on this - they don't exist in real life! Girls in real life want security and TLC. The same girl in a club wants sex for money. Watch Sebastian Horsley's Guide to Whoring on You Tube - excellent raison d'etre (and it's not me dressed up as a dandy)
[QUOTE=Jackyo]She and I get along well and she is the one I look for when I am there. She's funny, communicative and she totally lets go. Love to find a chick like this in real life.
Discovering these clubs spoils you, unfortunately. It also is addictive.[/QUOTE]She is a lovely and very beautiful girl, and makes my day when shes there.and more than makes up for the loss of Princess.
[QUOTE=Chukar]I made Bernards my first stop because the uniform reports of good service.
It is the smallest club I attended in an average sized American type of house. The linup of girls was also the oldest in age of all the clubs I attended. I believe what makes Benards so good and so famous, great service is also it's weakest area for newbies. Benards seemed to have many regular customers and so some of the girls were never availabe the whole time I was there. I was there for 7 hours. On the good/great side the service I had from 2 ladies was the BEST. It is true this was the only club were I saw constant public sex on the couches, even I was able to enjoy this benefit. No worries about time and of course cim was not extra. For my first stop my experience could not have been better.
The lady who broke my FKK Cherry was Debbie, not often mentioned here. German, blonde, 20s, beautiful with lovely body. What a dream, nothing professional about my session with her.
Next was Svenja, possible the best session of my trip. If I ever has a girl friend like her I would never leave home, OK I am getting carried away: )). She was just the sweetest, young, pretty, talented girl of your wettest dreams. I can still picture her in my mind.
Thanks to this forum my trip started out so great I wondered how I was going to top this experience.[/QUOTE]Hi Chukar,
Glad to see you made it to Bernds,and sampled Svenja,very good choice!,it sounds like you did your homework and had a good trip.
Viscount.
[QUOTE=Chukar]The lady who broke my FKK Cherry was Debbie, not often mentioned here. German, blonde, 20s, beautiful with lovely body. What a dream, nothing professional about my session with her.[/QUOTE]
Oh, I don't know if I agree with your statement that she is not mentioned often here. I have sessioned five times with her during the last few months, and I have reported on all sessions with her. She is one of my favorites.
But the fact that she make she session feel like "nothing professional" is exactly why she is a pro's pro. This girl has what it takes!
euro (president-elect of the Debbie fan club)
[QUOTE=Marlow]@Jackyo - well, you know my theory on this - they don't exist in real life! Girls in real life want security and TLC. The same girl in a club wants sex for money. Watch Sebastian Horsley's Guide to Whoring on You Tube - excellent raison d'etre (and it's not me dressed up as a dandy)[/QUOTE]
... indeed, a fantasy.
There are no illusions on my part and Svenja does say that her boyfriend/husband would have something to say if she were to do any work outside of the club.
It comes down to that dichotomy between sex and intimacy. One shouldn't get those two things mixed up.
The women set limits, z. B., and will say things like: "I can't come when I am not with my boyfriend/husband. So I can have sex with you but not come." Or they won't kiss because it is much more intimate than sex is.
I have seen that video and it is quite funny! Those red painted finger nails are quite distracting.
Sorry Euro, I am getting old and the memory is starting to get weak. Debbie is indeed a treasure to be appreciated.
Hi Viscount, in the end I decided to start where the chance of good service was the greatest. I wanted to start this trip on a good note.
@jackyo - distracting? in what sense, pray? off putting or captivating! His advice is whoring allows you to have a woman with falling into her hands. Now this seems to me the absolute bottom line, which from my reading of this forum is advice sometimes ignored.
Think of all those affairs we could have said no to, if only we had known about FKK clubs. What a boon they are! Answer to a philanderer's prayers and a wife's nightmare.
Because of some delays in my schedule, I did not make it to Bernds until later in the evening. I noticed right away that fewer names were on the board ( 15 as opposed to 25 in December), and that Martina wasn’t there. From memory, I saw Jamilla, Babsi, Mara, Brandi, Debbie, Anna, Leonie, Katja, Sandra, Tanja, Monika, and probably 4-5 others whose names I don’t yet know. I said "Hi" to a few of the girls and each time was greeted with a "Hi" that was surprisingly curt and indifferent.
I saw Babsi sitting down on the couch upstairs, walked over, and sat down. "Do you remember me? " I asked. She replied that she did, and that she remembered that she, Mara, and I had a threesome last time. She then commented how she was looking for sex, and would be disappointed if she didn’t find some soon. Somewhat encouraged by this, I continued talking and before we knew it we were making out. She reached down under my towel and stoked my penis, using just enough of a brush from her fingernails to tease it to hardness. "Let’s see how much he really likes me, " she joked as she moved down to blow me for a while.
Babsi always has had great ideas (e. G. She had told me to learn some German, which I did), and this time was no exception. She wanted to get Katja to join us. Once in the room, Katja proved to be every bit as terrific as described on this board. As we started, Babsi was kissing me, stroking my chest, and teasing my nipples. Katja was blowing me. She has this technique, while giving a blowjob, of stimulating the base of your penis (where the orgasm sensation begins.) Babsi could see that I was close to coming a few times and Katja responded by increasing her intensity. "It’s okay, you can come in her mouth, " Babsi said while gently tickling my ear with her tongue and then paused before whispering "She wants it! " Katja jumped on me before I had the chance, however. She rode me reverse cowgirl. The funny thing was that even with her pussy she can suck your sperm right out. I don’t know how she does it (muscle control, Kegel exercises? ) Despite my insistence on taking more time I could not last, a fact to which Babsi took some comic notice.
And then afterwards! I promised Babsi that she would get sex next time (she was looking for it, after all.) Meanwhile Katja came up to me in the upstairs hallway, and before long we were embracing and sucking each other’s tongues for the longest time. It was some of the most deep, intense, and passionate kissing I’ve had in recent memory and I just didn’t want it to end. She asked me my name to remember me next time, and she can rest assured that I will remember her.
What more is there to say except that I can’t wait to come back?
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finished my work meetings by 5 and walked in to be met by babsi’s ample charms at 6 p .m. due to other obligations, i had missed out on one of my monthly visits, but was greeted like an old friend by babsi and even got a smile and sly joke from connie at the registration desk.
the place was hopping. 18 sp in attendance: alina (tall, skinny, inked, romanian?), anna, babsi, brandy, debbie, inna (in her signature uggi boots), jamilla, katja, leila, leonie, mara, michelle, monica, rita, rosa (new, short, plumpish grecian), sake (japanese heritage who grew up in germany, beautiful features, dark frizzy hair, good english skills) stella and tanya. for most of the day katja and mara were not to be seen, moving directly from session to session, and stella is also getting very popular.
took a drink and watched the action upstairs and then below. about 15 guys at any time in the club with most of the action downstairs this time. there was an almost constant wait for rooms which in bernd’s can actually be a good thing as it prolongs the great foreplay.
something new, something old and something tried and true- i try to follow this program in clubs that i am familiar with, so as to vary the overall experience and keep it fresh. for the something old slot, babsi perfectly fit the bill and we carried on from our last session ending once again with her incredible cim skills. she’s a very intelligent, varied, well-versed and well- traveled woman, and i love talking with her as her conversations are always frank and fun.
for the tried and true slot, i was torn between jamilla and debbie, so i did both. jamilla has developed into one of the hof’s stars enhancing her beautiful physical presence with a fun personality. there she was sitting on the downstairs couch, legs splayed wide, saying “doesn’t anyone want to f*ck me today?”. how could i resist? she recalled our last session together, when she basically raped me on the new red couch. i love watching her face and body in flagrante in the act of making love. gorgeous.
brandi, debbie and i were sitting at the downstairs bar. brandi put a slow ballad on the juke box, and for the chorus i took out my lighter and waved it over my head which led to the whole room swaying to the music and waving lighters over their heads. i had last sessioned with debbie more than a year ago and it was time to rekindle the spark. i was sitting next to her and began massaging her feet and legs. this led to her back, neck and head, which she particularly enjoyed. she leaned over and we hugged, then she sank below eye level and began to give me a slow bj on the stool. she said let’s go to a room- to which jessi the bargirl said “why to a room? do it here so i can watch.” so we went back to my favorite place on the red couch and had a great session right there with jessi leading the comments and cheering section. afterwards, while debbie and i lay there and cuddled in post-coital bliss, jessi brought us drinks and refreshments.
at one point brandi and sake double teamed a young spanish newbie stud in the open windowed room downstairs. he led them through position after position for a full hour, with the assembled crowd, watching, commenting, laughing and finally applauding them when they came out looking very drained.
i noticed an indian guy sitting alone, and not participating in the conversation, but didn’t find a chance to speak with him. i finally struck up a conversation as he was getting ready to leave and learned that this was his first trip to germany and of course to the hof, which he had discovered via isg back home in india. when i told him that i wrote on isg, he asked for my pen name and when he heard my name, his eyes went wide with amazement. “you're the famous iseeu? your reports are the main reason that i came here.” he remembered vividly the joint visit that wanking, routard and i had reported on. i told him, that at least for me, this is the reason that i continue to post- so that others like himself can discover this amazing world. he was justification personified for all these hours spent at the keyboard. we said our goodbyes with my reminder that it was very improtant that he should post his observations as a first time visitor discovering the hof.
my own main discovery this night was sake. i was watching her interaction with the other guests and sp and she looked like she would perfectly fit into the “something new” slot. great personality, smart, an accomplished dancer, exotic look, beautifully proportioned body and she speaks an excellent english. we hit it off on the couch, and then began kissing like teenagers in heat. this was a routard like click- the chemistry, the look in the eyes, the conversation flow, the lips and tongues in perfect sync, everything just clicked right. we got the keys to the upstairs room and didn’t come out for an hour and a half. she went to get a big towel so that we could cover ourselves with it. i could not get enough of her kisses, her beautiful eyes, perfect body, smart mind, life experiences. i gave her a nice slow daty, drawing multiple orgasms. she gave me a great bbbj. we tried lots of positions- i came twice. she’s in bernd’s on loan from sudbad, only working at the hof on tuesdays and thursdays, training for sudbad’s system change. she certainly passed my test. i told her that we would begin a petition to convince rosie and heinz to keep her in the hof. incredible woman.
as we had hoped, bernd’s has managed to mix in some good newer bernd’s worthy sp like stella, leila, leonie and of course sake with some hof mainstays. the hof is rockin and now its owners are planning on changing the system of its sister club, sudbad, to match bernd’s success. will be interesting to see if they succeed, but in any case, i will follow the trail of hot sake…
[QUOTE=Iseeu]My own main discovery this night was Sake. I was watching her interaction with the other guests and SP and she looked like she would perfectly fit into the “something new” slot. Great personality, smart, an accomplished dancer, exotic look, beautifully proportioned body and she speaks an excellent English. We hit it off on the couch, and then began kissing like teenagers in heat. This was a Routard like click- the chemistry, the look in the eyes, the conversation flow, the lips and tongues in perfect sync, everything just clicked right. We got the keys to the upstairs room and didn’t come out for an hour and a half. She went to get a big towel so that we could cover ourselves with it. I could not get enough of her kisses, her beautiful eyes, perfect body, smart mind, life experiences. I gave her a nice slow DATY, drawing multiple orgasms. She gave me a great BBBJ. We tried lots of positions- I came twice. She’s in Bernd’s on loan from Sudbad, only working at the Hof on Tuesdays and Thursdays, training for Sudbad’s system change. She certainly passed my test. I told her that we would begin a petition to convince Rosie and Heinz to keep her in the Hof. Incredible woman.[/QUOTE]
.. so meeting this chick is on my to-do list.
Blame it on being able to download so much Japanese porn recently.
Their porn always has an unusual slant to it.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]..
Their porn always has an unusual slant to it.[/QUOTE]
But the private parts usually have a digital blur so you can't quite see the action.
[QUOTE=Breadman]But the private parts usually have a digital blur so you can't quite see the action.[/QUOTE]
... but it leave something to the anticipation.
Things need not be that explicit.
Hi guys,
I went to Bernd's yesterday on my second visit. My experience this time was in stark contrast to the brill time I had 2 months ago on my first visit.
For a start Polish Anna was not working –someone said she was off because it was her birthday. (If you're reading this Anna: 'happy birthday gorgeous'). What bad luck for me as I had been so looking forward to having 2 to 3 session with her. (truthfully, I’ve been pining for her since my last visit). She gave 10/10 GFE, so engaging in every way. Love to have a girlfriend as horny and good-looking as her. So my no 1 girl was absent!
Feeling unlucky, I looked around and saw Jamila who I went with last time. She was a bit controlling last time, I thought perhaps things might be different this time. Apparently not! Again she kept directing the play - so annoying! When she was blowjobbing me she kept fast/hard hand wanking me. I kept telling her not to hand wank me, just use her mouth/tongue to blow me. It’s not nice when they do this, they obviously just want the guy to cum and end session. Awful! I’m so torn with her because on the other hand she has a lovely, young/tight, sweet lick-able pussy, supermodel breasts and legs up to her elbows. However the countering her control killed the session.
There was another short dark haired called Tania (Russian speaker, Ukrainian I think ). She was so loud/rude and obnoxious to me. I chilled with Alina, Laila, Monica - they were very friendly and warm, but I couldn’t get that 'have a go’ feeling. I felt buried by Anna not being there and having a bad exp with Jamila. Funny observation - the baltic nation girls tended to stay downstairs and the balkan/black-sea girls upstairs - a divide. This has put a downer on my second Bernd's visit
On way to airport stopped at TP in Spich and went with polish girl (Sam) she was sweet/cute, moaned during sex which was good, had 30 min session with her before boarding for Heathrow. Off to Artemis in 2 weeks - hooray!
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[QUOTE=Skristel]
There was another short dark haired called Tania (Russian speaker, Ukrainian I think ). She was so loud/rude and obnoxious to me. I chilled with Alina, Laila, Monica - they were very friendly and warm, but I couldn’t get that 'have a go’ feeling. [/QUOTE]Mara, Rita or Svenja were not there yesterday? They will give you the 'right feeling'.
Meindorfer
[QUOTE=Skristel]Again she (Jamila) kept directing the play - so annoying! When she was blowjobbing me she kept fast/hard hand wanking me. I kept telling her not to hand wank me, just use her mouth/tongue to blow me. It’s not nice when they do this, they obviously just want the guy to cum and end session. Awful! I’m so torn with her because on the other hand she has a lovely, young/tight, sweet lick-able pussy, supermodel breasts and legs up to her elbows. However the countering her control killed the session.
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Agreed. Jamila is drop-dead gorgeous, but she does have her likes and dislikes and in my experience always tends to rush things with first-timers, though there are some regulars (probably locals) with whom she disappears for what seems like hours.
Bernd’s- I chose a Monday to go to this legendary FKK cause I thought it would be less crowded, and it was, indeed, however line-up was not complete also, there were may be not more than 10 girls present. Actually I met Anna, Leoni, Sidney and Jamilla, and the others I did not talk to or got to know their names. However, regarding looks these were the best ones, in my opinion. When I spotted the address with the GPS I doubted whether it was really there, because it looks like a family house in the middle of a very familiar neighborhood. I had seconds thoughts about ringing at the door, did that only because was sure it was the right address, number 28. Was quickly buzzed in and received by a naked girl, whom introduced herself as Jamilla. Yep, that’s Bernd’s, I presume….. Then went to the counter and talked to an old lady with a severe look that explained me the procedure and asked me if I had come with a car and where had I parked it, in front of the house, I said, ok, no problem, said she. Apparently they have problems about customers parking the cars at neighbors’ entrances or something, be careful.
After dressing a towel, something I do not like, my perfect combination is women naked and men in robes, I went downstairs where most of the action goes on and must say that I felt very, very awkward at first, since everybody was laughing and seemed to know each other and my german begins with Gutten tag and ends with sprechen si english…. I sat at a free place at the coach but felt like a fish out of water… After a while I went to take a sauna. When I got back the room was less crowded and a girl wearing red warming boots was giving a BBJ at the coach, the very famous coach action. I sat again as if nothing was going on and was felling more relaxed, so began talking to a girl whom introduced herself as Anna, very friendly indeed but basic English. Actually I was horny about the BBJ girl,both for her looks and performance. She reminded me of Daryl Hanna as a replicant in Blade Runner, she is not that skinny, may it is her hair, whatever. Then the couple proceeded to the room and I decided to give a try with Anna. No regrets, excelent session, blow job, DFK, 69, all positions, I only regret not taking advantage of the not charged CIM service, ended up coming doggish, may be next time…. One thing- they watch the clock also, I was never rushed but in both sessions I did with Anna and later on with Sidney they warned me when there were only 5 minutes left. May be it was just with me, not a regular costumer.
Anna- Polish, brown and long hair, sometimes in a pony-tail
Face-8,0
Body-8,5
Performance-9,5
Attitude- 9,0
Then met Leoni, lovely brazilian but not my type and Jamilla, not my type either. I wanted to fuck Sidney, and it took a while till she got back to the room as she was with a second customer, no problem, I needed some rest also. Food was good but nothing extraordinary.
At that time I was already feeling confortable there, however this is a place of regular customers, one can easily notice that, even the customers seem to know each other.
SIDNEY- I am surprised there are no reports on her here, after I came from the trip I read something about one girl named INNA wearing boots, however Iam pretty sure her name is Sidney, she told me that and the other girls also called her by that, may be Inna is a shot form for Sidney... She is not new at Bernd’s either. She was wearing red warming boots, very sexy, she said she had problems with the cold… Blond, athletic, beautiful face, a ”modern”look, very attractive.
Session was pretty good again, but she does have a loose pussy. Again did not take advantage of the CIM extra, just forgot and came into pussy again.
SIDNEY, german, blond
Face-8,5
Body-8,5
Performance-8,5
Attitude-9,0
If you do not speak german, there is not much to do at Bernd's between sessions, so at about 10:00 pm I decided to go. By the way, they seem to close at 12:00, really a daily club. I liked Bernd’s however with all its reputation and fuss about it I expected more, do not know exactly what, but I did. Probably the greatest thing about this club is its regularity, it is probably very rare to have a bad session. I still have to go back there a few more times, with the full line-up and more sessions to get a better evaluation. But if I had not read anything about before going I would rate it as a good but average club, nothing extraordinary.
Trip report to be continued at the Cocoon trend.
Travelerb69.
Fearing getting flamed here. But how much are sessions at Bernd's? I have read back five pages or so on this thread. But here are now 50+ pages for this club and I might not have the time to read them all before I head to Bonn and then to this legendary club in two weeks time.
No, we generally don't go in for flaming on this thread.
Standard sessions are EUR 50 for half an hour, which includes a CIM finish, if the girl offers this (most do).
Let us know how you get on.
[QUOTE=Travelerb69]One thing- they watch the clock also, I was never rushed but in both sessions I did with Anna and later on with Sidney they warned me when there were only 5 minutes left. May be it was just with me, not a regular costumer.
I liked Bernd’s however with all its reputation and fuss about it I expected more, do not know exactly what, but I did. Probably the greatest thing about this club is its regularity, it is probably very rare to have a bad session. I still have to go back there a few more times, with the full line-up and more sessions to get a better evaluation. But if I had not read anything about before going I would rate it as a good but average club, nothing extraordinary.
Trip report to be continued at the Cocoon trend.
Travelerb69.[/QUOTE]
... that newbies start at this club.
They usually don't get what the fuss is about and why it has such a cult following.
But get a few more club visits under your belt and you'll see why it has the reputation that it does.
Its all about service at this club.
If you want only visuals, there are clubs which provide that but there are sometimes (not always) trade offs between visuals and service.
My last experience at Samya with Marlene is a good example of why visuals only don't work for me. [i]Bildhuebsch[/i] as they say. She looks like she stepped out of a Playboy centerfold... but lackluster, cold and distant.
If you aren't abusive of the time the women do bend the rules considerably here and won't bill you for excess time in the room or on the couch. And lots of services for which they'd charge extra for at any other club are built into the standard pricing for a session.
Yes, parking in front of the house can get you into trouble.
Look forward to your report on Cocoon which used to be one of my favorite clubs.
[QUOTE=Travelerb69]
If you do not speak german, there is not much to do at Bernd's between sessions, so at about 10:00 pm I decided to go. By the way, they seem to close at 12:00, really a daily club. [/QUOTE]
For those driving to Bernds and thinking about doing the same thing and leaving at 10pm...Finca Erotica is only 30 miles away and has a happy hour entry of 30euro's at 10pm until 11pm...they are open till 4am.
[url]http://www.finca-erotica.de/cms/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=29&Itemid=38&lang=en[/url]
[QUOTE=Jackyo]But get a few more club visits under your belt and you'll see why it has the reputation that it does.Its all about service at this club.
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That's what I think also, Jackio, I will surely pay it a few more visits till I can get a real picture of it.
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Yes, parking in front of the house can get you into trouble.
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No, as I reported I parked exactly in front of Bernd’s since it was early and the woman at the counter said to be fine, I think the problem occurs when there is no space there and customers park elsewhere like in front of the neighbor’s entrance...
[QUOTE=Jackyo]
Look forward to your report on Cocoon which used to be one of my favorite clubs.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jackyo]
It is already there, think you will be very sad about it, someone here called my report "visit to great clubs of yesteryear"-from Cocoon I went also to Park Sauna that same night- and I found it quite appropriate, both clubs are history... But actually I enjoyed the visits, surely I go to the clubs mostly looking for good sex but no problem getting to some decadent places now and then(not often, of course), it is part of the fun...
Cheers, Travelerb69.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]But get a few more club visits under your belt and you'll see why it has the reputation that it does.
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Yes, I agree with this statement. The Hof is quite in your face, it is relatively small, and there is basically no place to withdraw to. So this can be a bit intense for the beginner. But ... like Jackyo points out, it grows on you.
[QUOTE=Travelerb69]
Then met Leoni, lovely brazilian but not my type and Jamilla, not my type either.[/QUOTE]
You missed out on 2 of the Bernd's stars. Why are they not your type? They are 2 of the most attractive women there.
[QUOTE=Travelerb69]SIDNEY- I am surprised there are no reports on her here, after I came from the trip I read something about one girl named INNA wearing boots, however Iam pretty sure her name is Sidney, she told me that and the other girls also called her by that, may be Inna is a shot form for Sidney... She is not new at Bernd’s either. She was wearing red warming boots, very sexy, she said she had problems with the cold… Blond, athletic, beautiful face, a ”modern”look, very attractive.[/QUOTE]
I have been going to Bernd's regularly for awhile, and have not come across any one named Sidney. Those uggi boots are Inna's (also known as "Mina") trademark- she never takes them off- so it must be her.
[QUOTE=Iseeu] I have been going to Bernd's regularly for awhile, and have not come across any one named Sidney. Those uggi boots are Inna's trademark- she never takes them off- so it must be her.[/QUOTE]Sidney is the former 'Mina'.
And boots are her trademark too.
Meindorfer
[QUOTE=Travelerb69]SIDNEY- I am surprised there are no reports on her here, after I came from the trip I read something about one girl named INNA wearing boots, however Iam pretty sure her name is Sidney, she told me that and the other girls also called her by that, may be Inna is a shot form for Sidney. She is not new at Bernd’s either. She was wearing red warming boots, very sexy, she said she had problems with the cold. Blond, athletic, beautiful face, a "modern"look, very attractive. [/QUOTE]Sidney = Minna (the cyber-girl in ugh-boots
I've been there regularly (maybe too? )
Mondays tend to be a little. Quiet on the girl-front at Bernd's (10-12). It is VERY hard to estimate the group of women that are there but Monday is the most difficult day. The rest of the week 16-18 women.
In my opinion you missed out on a lot of very attractive performers: Mara, Brandi (a little hard to approach but when she steps on the gas with you. WOEHA! ), Stella (the most unpredictable attendee, but a sweet little hoty). I could go on for hours.
Absolutely true; you will have to go to Schieferhof 28 a few times to look behind the facade and enjoy the subtle differences to other clubs.
Here looks are important (how can one NOT think Leonie, Jamilla, . Are stunners? ! ) but NOT the MOST important!
Service is number ONE!
Saw a new little asian girl there: Kim (nice! , did not session, maybe next time) Was there yesterday and the girls told me that there was a "large" division of American male's who were there for 3 days (Monday till Wednesday) so WE are expecting some hot and heavy reporting the next week?
Have fun,
Rob
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[QUOTE=Iseeu][QUOTE=Travelerb69]
Then met Leoni, lovely brazilian but not my type and Jamilla, not my type either.[QUOTE]
You missed out on 2 of the Bernd's stars. Why are they not your type? They are 2 of the most attractive women there.[/QUOTE]
Hi Iseeu, attraction is a very personal thing. Actually, I do not have a certain type of woman, may be blond or brunette, thin or fleshy, it depends, I just did not feel attracted to these two, contrary to Anna and Sidney(or Inna), I hope you will not force me to fuck them...
[QUOTE=Iseeu][QUOTE=Travelerb69]
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I have been going to Bernd's regularly for awhile, and have not come across any one named Sidney. Those uggi boots are Inna's trademark- she never takes them off- so it must be her.[/QUOTE]
Blond almost bleached but not long hair, in a modern style, german, about 1,65/170, red boots, it is probably the same girl, either Inna is the short form for Sidney or she changed her name. I remember she told me she had been at Bernds for some time, was from Leipzig and had worked at Artemis(Berlin) before. Being a regular you will probably go there before I go again, please check that for us.
Best regards, Travelerb69.
Sydney used to be called Mina!
She changed her working name when coming back from Artemis.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]I have been going to Bernd's regularly for awhile, and have not come across any one named Sidney. Those uggi boots are Inna's trademark- she never takes them off- so it must be her.[/QUOTE]
I've not had the pleasure as I'm not into that very lean look.
I like a chick with a bit of meat on her bones, nice curves. She needn't have large tits, just a nice ass. I've been with lots of women with nice pear shapes, Celine being one who comes to mind.
Katja though has it all: large round ones up front, large round ass. She would look obscene even fully dressed.
I saw her dressed in street clothes once on her way out of the Sankt Augustine-Meindorf club and commented to this effect. She laughed.
[QUOTE=Rob Raunch] Saw a new little asian girl there: Kim (nice! , did not session, maybe next time) Was there yesterday and the girls told me that there was a "large" division of American male's who were there for 3 days (Monday till Wednesday) so WE are expecting some hot and heavy reporting the next week?
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Do you mean that it was open on Thursday, May 1? I didn't take the chance and drove to Finca instead where I briefly met those American guys at the bar jsut before they left (on their way to World to finish the night). They're 5 friends travelling together and told me they had been at Bernd's the previous day, and told me about Kim and how they passed her amongst themselves. They also gave me a good recommendation for Anita, a hot Polish blonde, and she was great. They know about ISG, but I didn't get the idea from them that they are "posters"...
[QUOTE=Travelerb69]Hi Iseeu, attraction is a very personal thing. Actually, I do not have a certain type of woman, may be blond or brunette, thin or fleshy, it depends, I just did not feel attracted to these two, contrary to Anna and Sidney(or Inna), I hope you will not force me to fuck them...
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I can think of worse punishments. If I do you'll thank me. The thing about Bernd's to remember is that once you learn the ropes, you are basically guaranteed excellent service and sessions. So personal attraction to a body type, facial features, hair color, ethnicity are somewhat less important here, unless you find her so loathsome that you can't be near her, and I doubt that Anyone could find Leonie and Jamilla, loathsome. I sued to avoid one of the Hof ladies, because she's more of a MILF type and I can always get those if I want without paying for it, until I used the above logic with her, and now I session with her regularly because she's amazing in bed and gives one of the best BBBJ with CIM in the business.
[QUOTE=Travelerb69]Blond almost bleached but not long hair, in a modern style, german, about 1,65/170, red boots, it is probably the same girl, either Inna is the short form for Sidney or she changed her name. I remember she told me she had been at Bernds for some time, was from Leipzig and had worked at Artemis(Berlin) before.[/QUOTE]
That's her- Inna aka Mina aka Sidney.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I've not had the pleasure as I'm not into that very lean look..[/QUOTE]
No Jackio, this Sidney/Inna has flesh, no Calista Flockhart type, different girl.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]
That's her- Inna aka Mina aka Sidney.[/QUOTE]
Ina and Sydney/Mina are two different girls.
Both often wear boots.
Ina is usually wearing normal boots; Sydney/Mina often prefers fury boots.
Ina is small and very thin, has small A-cup tits, Calista Flockheart type as you say. She is normally working 2 or 3 days a week at Bernds, normally arriving at about 4 pm.
Sydney/Mina is taller, has B-cup tits. She has short blond hair now, she used to have long red hair. She is present at Bernds almost every day, starting at 1 pm.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Do you mean that it was open on Thursday, May 1? [/QUOTE]Nope, I was there april 30th (but my postings are always delayed by the system here).
It was a special day: "Tanz in den Mai"; all girls were in "dessous", half the victoria secrets catalog was present.
I think it was VERY nice. Normally I always see these women naked!! now they had the chance to show how desirably they look with just a little piece of fabric on their bodies. BRRRRRRRR!
I mean, can you imagine how good a white set looks on the dark skin of Leonie? or how beautifull Katja looks in Polka-dots? of course Mara was clothed in her national color (orange) and Babsi=leopard-skin (what else would suit this milf best!)
Its always a pleasure to be there but this time an extra special feast for the eyes!
GRTZ, Rob
Has anyone had experience of a new Hungarian lady called Carmen? I met her last week and was absolutely bowled over - so much so that I had three sessions with her and ignored all the other charmers. Fantastic body and nice personality, just what I needed. On a different topic, accommodation is getting very difficult. Reuters has been fully booked weeks ahead the last few times I tried to get in, and I don't like driving as part of the fun at Bernd's is to enjoy the free booze. Fortunately there are plenty of other hotels a short taxi ride away, e.g. Landsknecht in Uckerath, and for those on a tight budget, the last bus into Hennef leaves at 10 pm.
I have been to the frankfurt fkk clubs, but I have always wanted to try the famous Bernd's, especially after my friend Routard described it for me.
But I only had 2 hours free while in Bonn and it took about 30 minutes to drive to the club and get checked in; I had to go out again and move my car from street parking to their parking lot further down the street.
Bernd's is small, it is intimate, it is great. I was given a tour by one of the girls who spoke English. She explained to me that the girls must wait for you to approach them; very nice. I showered and then checked out the 12 girls girls who were not busy. Not quite as beautiful on average as at Palace two days again, but several quite to my taste and all with good eye contact and smiles.
Monica
I spotted a girl sitting in the main lounge (really a small living room in this converted house) who had a really sweet look: good body, natural C cups, blue eyes, dark hair.
I drank my Coke Lite at the bar and surveyed the rest of the girls, always looking back at this one. She got up to go to the entry hall to say something to someone, or perhaps so I could see how nice a body she has. Excellent rear end. So as she came back into the room I said hello. She was a bit flustered because she doesn't speak English, only Hungarian and German. Her name is Monica.
I went to a sofa with MOnica and we tried to talk in my little german and her little english. it wasn't that difficult, as long as you don't worry about looking foolish.
Finally I lifted her hand in mine and said "zimmer?". I asked if they had music in the rooms; she said no. So she came with me while I detoured to my locker to pick up my zimmer bag with ipod, speakers, massage cream and condom. In the room I turned on some romantic latin music, started hugging and kissing her, where we left off from the sofa. I had intended to spend an hour with MOnica, or whatever time I felt like.
She went soon from DFK to BBBJ and back to kissing. I gave her a short massage to loosen her back, neck, calves and feet. I think she liked it.
She responded with more BBBJ, ball licking, very good technique. I responded with DATY. ALthough she was enjoying it, I think she faked an orgasm very professionally to move things along.
More BBBJ, then covered up, long vigorous cowgirl. I pulled her off me, thinking I might try another position or two. Instead, she slipped off my condom and finished me off with an awesome BBBJ.
I think we spent about 35 or 40 minutes, but she only charged me 50 euros. I showered, dressed and checked out - you pay at desk at the end. The hostess called Monica over, who said it was 50 euros and collected the money for herself (not thru the house). Cash only, no credit cards. Then showed me to the doors and gave me a goodbye kiss. Nice touch.
I think this is my favorite FKK club now.
-zing
From memory those present were: Anna, Alina, Jamilla, Mara, Katja, Svenja, Leonie, Stella, Debbie, Tanja, Brandi, Sandra, Monika, Michelle, Rosa, and one girl whose name I did not catch.
From the Hotel Reuter it is a very short walk to the Hof ( 5 min. , if that.) I was one of the early arrivals at 5 until 1. Eventually, we were let in. I signed up for a massage with Sandra hoping to catch her before she’d run out of programs for the day. No such luck. It was (and always has been) a very nice massage and some playful kissing but nothing more, even when signing up first thing on the slowest day of the week.
Mara
She and I caught up with what we had been doing the past couple of months since we’ve seen each other. We continued with this in the room, and then all of a sudden she leaned in and jumped me! I didn’t mind at all, of course. After I recovered my breath, I went down on her, which she really got in to. I had one hand rubbing her pussy, the other playing with her nipples, and my tongue rubbing all over her labia. After she orgasmed (with tremendous intensity), she returned the favor by taking her time with a fantastic blowjob. When I was ready, she got on top of me, and after we had worked up a lot of sweat (now I know why she always brings a drink to the room when I go with her) I came. We talked for a few minutes more and then each headed off to the shower.
Anna
Whenever we’ve run into each other in the past, she’s always smiled at me, and when she was grinning at me from across the couch downstairs I had to come over to say hello. After some small talk in German, she touched her lips to mine, opened up her mouth, and then stuck her tongue in my mouth. She slid down on the couch to get easier access to my dick and started a slow, sensual blow job that brought me to nearly full attention. We then went off to the room where she started kissing me again, alternating between moving her tongue around in my mouth, and sucking on my lips. This action quickly became an addiction for both of us, as we continued for the hour we were together, and even afterwards outside the room! But later in the room, she got on top of me and we rubbed our bodies together. From her moaning, she seemed to be enjoying herself. We started the sex with her on top, and then rolled over (without my exiting! ) and I finished while looking into her eyes, both of us lost in ecstasy.
Katja
I found her in the upstairs bar and jumped at my chance. I put my arm around her waist and she responded by leaning over to kiss me. While doing this, she brushed her fingernails up and down my back and my sides, lingering when she could tell from my moans that she’d found a sensitive spot. "Zu Zimmer? " she asked. "Ja, bitte, " I replied. In the room, she started off with a blowjob, but put her inviting pussy up in the air. It was just begging for me to insert my finger, so that’s what I did. And boy was it tight! I was trying to motion for her to move her pussy over my head so I could begin 69, and when we did this, based on her moans she got really into it. Once we were both ready, she got on top, and after a while we moved to me on top. As we got more into it, I moved myself further up, much to her delight. It was here that we finished.
By the time Katja and I were done, it was surprisingly late. After showering up, and grabbing a beer for the road, I headed back. Despite it being dark and my being tipsy, the walk back presented no problem.
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Present (and who I saw) were: Rosa, Jamilla, Anna, Alina, Babsi, Mara, Michelle, Katja, Leonie, Debbie, Stella, Tanja, Brandi, Monika, a new blond girl Lisa (just came in for a few hours, had an unshaven pussy), a girl who I did not recognize, and the masseuse.
I came in a little after 1 PM, and sat down for some lunch. After this I found and kept a mutual promise to
Mara and Babsi
Mara and I laid out on the bed and started kissing. Babsi jumped in, and not missing a beat started a blowjob. The two of them alternated between kissing me and blowing me. At one point, Mara decided to mount me reverse cowgirl. The combination of her tight pussy and Babsi’s expert tongue (she did more than just kiss, her tongue explored every crevice in my ear for instance) was just too much to take. I could feel my orgasm welling up within me and as it came out, I thrusted upwards as far, hard, and deeply into Mara as I could. After things calmed down, the three of us talked for a while afterwards and I got a sense of how playful these two can be on so many levels beyond sex when they team up.
Anna
There’s not much to say not because it wasn’t remarkable but rather precisely because it was. What actually happened probably wasn’t that much different from last time. Nonetheless, it was hard to remember last feeling so in sync with the rhythms of another person. As I write this, I’m trying to figure out why it worked so well for us. My only theory is that since we didn’t (and couldn’t) say much to each other in words, we had to rely on non-verbal communication. We tried to gauge each other’s feelings and reactions through a kiss, an embrace, a touch, a gentle stroke, some body contact, a longing gaze, a knowing smile and laugh. Since we were both on the same wavelength, we could employ and focus on the non-verbal aspects of communication to connect. In short, we didn’t say much because we didn’t have to.
Anna and I flirted a few times afterwards, but she had me too enthralled in the highest heights of ecstasy to think about another session. What’s amazing is that a day later she still does.
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[QUOTE=Zing23] I think this is my favorite FKK club now.[/QUOTE]
Hi Zing23 and all others on this Bernds thread,
In the gerneral information thread I mused about NRW pricing for standard service and extras versus Hesse pricing for standard service and extras. NRW won out on pricing but less so on other aspects like the true FKk experience of totally naked girls.
It appears from the frank feedback that Bernds offers an alternative in that for four sessions it will cost €270 being €50 per session and €70 entritt but the sellign point is that CIM or COB is inclusive in the €50 price whereas CIM or COB is an extra elsewhere.
I am not sure what the status of anal is so any clarification on this sexual service is welcomed. I assume that it is extra.
Anyway the joke is that if CIM is my mojo and I am getting concerned about the pricing differential guiding my visits then Bernds may be the nirvana that I am seeking. One person even remarked "I forsee LBC taking up residence there."
I understand that Bernds is a smaller club and as such less choice in women in general but you only need 1-4 good girls to make your visit. Looking at teh website finally I can see from the picture =a lot of young leggy hard bodied women with various bust sizes. It looks good. If the number and calibre of women is as advertised in those website pictures then I may be in for a treat.
My entry points to Germany have been Frankfurt or Dusseldorf so there will be transfers required to get myself to Bernds.
Anway I just wanted to say I am joining this thread and expect to visit regardless of my fears of not speaking any German and taking into account the feedback that German enhances the experience since it is a place frequented by locals as opposed to tourists like me.
Kind regards
Londonbasketcase
Hi All,
Just got reminded about a logistic issue. Bernds is not open weekends.
My visits to FKKs and saunaclubs tend to be weekends as I am working during the usual work week. I do use annual leave but there is only so much of that available. I was hoping to do it one Saturday but this does not look like a goer.
My next time I am in Germany mid week between Monday to Friday is 17-18 June flying into Dusselfdorf and the other is 27 June (over a long weekend of 27-29 June) into Frankfurt am Main. The intention of 17-18 June was visits to Goldentime by hire car. My visit of 27-29 June was for Oase but I have made plans to met another member of ISG there that weekend (unless I can convince him to come to Bernds as well and share transport costs as he is also coming into Frankfurt am Main).
After this the next time I am free midweek and in Germany is late July for one day. I am suppose to be working the normal week - not spending time in FKKs and when I do work I am too tired (showing my age) to be making my way to FKKs for late evening visits.
As for getting there it seems Bernds is closer to Dusseldorf than Frankfurt being in the East of NRW which indicates I should make use of my hire car and closer entry point of Dusseldorf.
Hotels I understand would be the Reuter which is local to the area.
My next window is late July for one day on a Friday.
Anyway I cannot make my way to Bernds that quickly. My thanks to you all.
Kind regards
Londonbasketcase
LBC,
If I were you, I would not make Berndts a special destination, unless you just want to experience it for the historical perspective. Berndts is all about service and price, at the expense of facilities and appearance of the women.
If your goal is to make sure you never pay a woman more than 50E, then Berndts is your place (never mind the entance fee is higher than other clubs). If you are looking for great service with great looking women, suggest F39 over Berndts any day.
Cheers,
Radler
[QUOTE=Radler] If I were you, I would not make Berndts a special destination, unless you just want to experience it for the historical perspective. Berndts is all about service and price, at the expense of facilities and appearance of the women. [/QUOTE]
Radler, thank you for the advice. I think I picked up your themes throughout the Bernds thread that the place is small and that the women are not uniformly of the usual Penthouse quality you see in some of the more frequently visited FKKs.
I know I am still hung up on visuals for girls and price is just one factor in my considerations. I think the drive is that I hear so much about Bernds and that it provides excellent service for the standard €50 fee. That feedback is too good to miss out on trying.
[QUOTE=Radler] If your goal is to make sure you never pay a woman more than 50E, then Berndts is your place (never mind the entance fee is higher than other clubs). If you are looking for great service with great looking women, suggest F39 over Berndts any day. [/QUOTE]
No, my intention is not to pay a girl no more than €50. I feel €50 is an excellent price for what you get. Extremely good value for money even if all you get is CBJ and covered sex as that is 15 minutes of more time than in Amsterdam's RLD.
Radler, maybe you can show me F39 when you are next in town. Sounds good.
Regards
Londonbasketcase
[QUOTE=Londonbasketcase]I know I am still hung up on visuals for girls and price is just one factor in my considerations. I think the drive is that I hear so much about Bernds and that it provides excellent service for the standard €50 fee. That feedback is too good to miss out on trying.[/QUOTE]
I doubt that you would find much to your taste at Berndts, but by all means, I encourage you to find out for yourself.
If your standard is visuals only, you probably shouldn't go.
That isn't what this place is about.
Its about the [i]Stimmung[/i], the anything-goes athmosphere, the debauchery, the banter.
This club and the girls have a cult following but its not because the women are like centerfolds.
Most newbies visit and will write back that they don't understand what the fuss was about. I have to admit I didn't understand it either at first (but this is because its sister club at Sankt Augustine-Meindorf back then was an even more relaxed and "anything goes" kind of a place).
I had to have a couple of very mediocre experiences with Optikficks to realize that its not her looks that make a difference but her service orientation and, as the Germans put it, her [i]Ausstrahlung[/i] or her aura.
Some guys visit these clubs and look for generic women. The women at this club aren't generic. They have personalities, some of which are quite complex. The one thing they all have is a service ethic which is unusual.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]If your standard is visuals only, you probably shouldn't go.[/QUOTE]
I actually like a mix of attractiveness, good service and chemistry. I also like a wide variety of women. Berndts women just didn't do it for me. Appearance-wise I thought the line-up was little better than your average Laufhaus.
Service-wise, I've had some good and some mechanical at Berndts. I've had consistently better service at F39. Service-wise, I found Berndts to be not as good as repeating with my regulars at other clubs.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Its about the [i]Stimmung[/i], the anything-goes athmosphere, the debauchery, the banter.[/QUOTE]
Well, as far as anything goes, the Kinos are rocking at GT and Oase. Couch action still exists at F39. Plenty of banter at other clubs if you develop a rapport with the women.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Most newbies visit and will write back that they don't understand what the fuss was about. I have to admit I didn't understand it either at first (but this is because its sister club at Sankt Augustine-Meindorf back then was an even more relaxed and "anything goes" kind of a place).[/QUOTE]
Oldbies too. I've been doing this for many years and th place still leaves me dry. I pop in Berndts every year or two just to check up, but still find it way over-rated. Suspect the people that rave abouth Berndts are the anti-extra crowd because of the inclusive pricing.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I had to have a couple of very mediocre experiences with Optikficks to realize that its not her looks that make a difference but her service orientation and, as the Germans put it, her [i]Ausstrahlung[/i] or her aura.[/QUOTE]
We've all been there and done that. There are other ways of dealing with that than resorting to Berndts. Like develop radar, talk to the women, develop a rapport, repeat with the one's you like and our reward good service with an occassional extra or extended time.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Some guys visit these clubs and look for generic women. The women at this club aren't generic. They have personalities, some of which are quite complex. The one thing they all have is a service ethic which is unusual.[/QUOTE]
Umm, Berndts women are any less generic than other clubs? There are interesting and complex women at other clubs as well. You just have to talk to a number of different women. Spent this morning with a quite interesting and complex woman at another club. As far as service level, I have run into processors at Berndts as well. Princess comes to mind, but there have been others. On the other hand, I found some women to be great. Svetla come to mind.
[QUOTE=Radler]Umm, Berndts women are any less generic than other clubs? There are interesting and complex women at other clubs as well. You just have to talk to a number of different women. Spent this morning with a quite interesting and complex woman at another club. As far as service level, I have run into processors at Berndts as well. Princess comes to mind, but there have been others. On the other hand, I found some women to be great. Svetla come to mind.[/QUOTE]
.. there is sub-segment of those of us who frequent these places who would prefer that the women not have any personalities or names. This forum is full of postings where the poster doesn't go beyond a physical description: "I banged a tall blonde with the large tits.. then skinny brunette.. and then a circumferentially challenge blackhaired chick."
Yes, there are very complex women at all clubs. I've met quite a few myself.
As several of us have written before, we don't go to Bernds for visuals only. The women are attractive enough but have a girl next door quality. Its the level of services that has us returning to the place and when we write reports we describe sessions with real women one can actually find if one drops in on the place: Katja, Monika, Mara, Anna, Svenja, etc..
They are almost brand names on their own, have their own individual cult followings.
One reason I'm not fond of the Fickfabriken is that I never ever find the same women when I return to them. I am just not there at often. They are way too transitory for my taste.
And yes, you can have a so-so session at Bernds too.
There were postings on the RF which surface every now and then about how the regulars get very good treatment but non-regulars don't.
And yes, that fake moaning is a distraction and turnoff for me too.
[QUOTE=Jackyo].. there is sub-segment of those of us who frequent these places who would prefer that the women not have any personalities or names. This forum is full of postings where the poster doesn't go beyond a physical description: "I banged a tall blonde with the large tits.. then skinny brunette.. and then a circumferentially challenge blackhaired chick."[/QUOTE]
As someone who forgets names after 20+ sessions in over a week, it doesn't mean we prefer women to have no personalities. I generally focus on the sexual aspects in my writings, but like to converse with the ladies to develop some chemistry. Often they share personal information I would not dream of sharing as it could potentially be identifying. Someone once posted the real first name and day job of a lady in the forum. Given that her nationality is not at all common in Germany, it could be identifying to someone who knew her outside of the club. This is why I tend to share little to no details of conversations and pillow talk.
As far as my criticism of Berndts, after watching so many guys who don't visit the place come into the Palace forum and take a good long [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], I thought turn about is fair play. Taking out my Schwanz and taking a good long satisfying [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] all over the Berndts forum felt kind of nice. But best I go back to my nice (if perverted) guy persona and bow out and leave you to your filthy pleasures at Berndts. I guess what I don't get about Berndts is the visual quality of the women is on par with what we can get for free from the non-working girls. But I shall open my mouth no more in the Berndts forum.
I am of the belief that negative criticism of Bernds should be encouraged.
The needs of most guys are best met at the larger clubs anyway.
And I've worried off and on that too many tourists making a bee line to this club would change its athmosphere and that this change wouldn't be for the better.
PT Mettmann is in a different situation. (No, Bernds girls are not anywhere near the standards of PT Mettmann.)
Every now and then someone will decide they want to go visit PT Mettmann. They come back from a visit and post negative reviews of the place despite the fact that plastered all over the PT Mettmann thread are warnings that the women won't meet certain visual or age standards.
On the other hand, I have absolutely no concerns about whether PT Mettmann "girls" can take on all comers so anyone so inclined to test that club out should go do so without hesitation. Just line up and you'll be serviced. Its almost as simple as getting your oil changed.
[QUOTE=Radler]
As far as my criticism of Berndts, after watching so many guys who don't visit the place come into the Palace forum and take a good long [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], I thought turn about is fair play. Taking out my Schwanz and taking a good long satisfying [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] all over the Berndts forum felt kind of nice. [/QUOTE]
Do you have issue's with others making negative comments about Palace?
[QUOTE=Radler] I actually like a mix of attractiveness, good service and chemistry. I also like a wide variety of women. Berndts women just didn't do it for me. Appearance-wise I thought the line-up was little better than your average Laufhaus. [/QUOTE]
Nonetheless, given its status and reputation I will at some stage make my way to Bernds. Maybe we can go together and maybe my Deutsch will be much more improved than the current 10 words I know?
For this visit I will have to look for inner beauty I think.
[QUOTE=Radler]Service-wise, I've had some good and some mechanical at Berndts. I've had consistently better service at F39. Service-wise, I found Berndts to be not as good as repeating with my regulars at other clubs. [/QUOTE]
If the service is as good as what is described then this palce will be value for money. So far in London the best deal I have had is the stag show finales where for GBP1 coin to the girl she will suck your cock to completion along with the other 30 attendees who are lined up behind you to have a go too. Then there are the swinger couples that let you do it with their wives and girlfriends. These girls are not young 20 something hard bodies but non working girls come into to enjoy all the horny men at the stag show that have been teased for the last 4 hours (this part costs money) and have boners that they cannot use. Then the stag girls annouce the finale and you all line up (very British) for your BBBJ if she trusts you or CBJ if you does not know you. I get BBBJ because I am so well known and always clean. All this entertainment for GBP1 at the end of the party.
[QUOTE=Radler]Well, as far as anything goes, the Kinos are rocking at GT and Oase. Couch action still exists at F39. Plenty of banter at other clubs if you develop a rapport with the women. [/QUOTE]
I can vouch for this. Best and longest session I had was in the Oase kino for 1 hour with a Balkans blond. We changed and alternated between different positons on the couch - oral then sex, moochie licking and fingering, more oral, more sex, rest while fondling her, then oral and more sex. A hot sweaty session that only a GF can provide was had.
Cheers,
LBC
[QUOTE=Londonbasketcase]Nonetheless, given its status and reputation I will at some stage make my way to Bernds. Maybe we can go together and maybe my Deutsch will be much more improved than the current 10 words I know?[/QUOTE]
Going to have to take a pass. By all means go and see for yourself. I just hate to waste an FKK day on Berndts.
[QUOTE=Breadman]Do you have issue's with others making negative comments about Palace?[/QUOTE]
Not at all, if they actually go to the club.
It is the crowd that either never went or stop going years ago, but just won't let it go.
Latest manifestation was the great upcharging conspiracy, where supposedly sweet innocent new FKK girls who live to fuck and suck for 50 Euro in the time honored German FKK tradition are being forced by the Romanian sharks to overcharge.
I like real reports, the good and the bad, but the holy anti-Palace crusade has gotten out of hand.
[QUOTE=Radler]Going to have to take a pass. By all means go and see for yourself. I just hate to waste an FKK day on Berndts.[/QUOTE]
Radler,
Okay, thanks for the frank reply. Getting there is going to be a purposeful side event as all my prebooked visits are tailored to quick in and out Dutch border NRW or Frankfurt trips.
We shall see,
Londonbasketcase
[QUOTE=Radler]I actually like a mix of attractiveness, good service and chemistry. I also like a wide variety of women. Berndts women just didn't do it for me. Appearance-wise I thought the line-up was little better than your average Laufhaus.
Service-wise, I've had some good and some mechanical at Berndts. I've had consistently better service at F39. Service-wise, I found Berndts to be not as good as repeating with my regulars at other clubs.
Well, as far as anything goes, the Kinos are rocking at GT and Oase. Couch action still exists at F39. Plenty of banter at other clubs if you develop a rapport with the women.
Oldbies too. I've been doing this for many years and th place still leaves me dry. I pop in Berndts every year or two just to check up, but still find it way over-rated. Suspect the people that rave abouth Berndts are the anti-extra crowd because of the inclusive pricing.
We've all been there and done that. There are other ways of dealing with that than resorting to Berndts. Like develop radar, talk to the women, develop a rapport, repeat with the one's you like and our reward good service with an occassional extra or extended time.
Umm, Berndts women are any less generic than other clubs? There are interesting and complex women at other clubs as well. You just have to talk to a number of different women. Spent this morning with a quite interesting and complex woman at another club. As far as service level, I have run into processors at Berndts as well. Princess comes to mind, but there have been others. On the other hand, I found some women to be great. Svetla come to mind.[/QUOTE]
As a Bernd's fan, I certainly have no issue with someone bashing it. That's why this forum exists- for a free, impartial, open discussion of the intricacies of this hobby. Where else can we do that?
I have some issues with the points that you make.
1) The main point that you raise is that the women there's fewer women and they are less attractive. Yes, it's a small club and so the selection is smaller, but Leonie, Jamilla, Anna, Sake, Stella, Mara could work in any of the big clubs and have a loyal following. The selection is very diverse, but again smaller. But to compare it with an average laufthaus? Have you been to a laufthaus lately?
2) If you're a regular at Bernd's the service is uniformly very good. As always, chemistry will come into play, but at the Hof, there is a standard service which is way above the standard service at any club. When I read that some SP at other clubs, charge for kissing and GFE, I feel sorry for the monger who shells out those Euros and thinks that he got a great deal. Believe me, I can afford the extras, and when I visit other clubs, I happily pay out. But paying for kissing and touching? That's just a scam. No scams at Bernd's. An SP who tries it would be booted out the same day. And I have to take issue with your branding of Princess as a processor. Her legions of fans, who rued the day that she stopped working, would also take serious issue.
3) As an "oldbie", I've developed pretty good antenna and my own skill for finding the right SP ( the eyes, the eyes). And I love the thrill of the hunt. I'm pretty sure that I could find SP to be with at most of the clubs. Although I come to Germany a couple of times a month, I don't always find time to play. I like to mix up my adventures and go to big clubs and small clubs, party treff, swingersclubs, RLD, private parties, and laufthauses. In the end, when there's only time for one club to go to, I much prefer going to a club that is consistent with a stable lineup of tried and trusted SP. Why accept economy seats if you're being offered first class service?
4) I don't bash Palace, because I've stopped going there. I also almost never go to World. I haven't been to Freudenberger in more than a year, but hope to be there tomorrow, after your positive report. Without current data to base my observations, I will not comment on many of the reports from those clubs. I'm not blind to the facts and I have my own criticisms of Bernd's which I voice when proper to the management. If you feel that you have enough personal experience there, go ahead and bash the Hof. I look forward to the free exchange of opinions that makes this forum so great.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]I have some issues with the points that you make.
1) The main point that you raise is that the women there's fewer women and they are less attractive. Yes, it's a small club and so the selection is smaller, but Leonie, Jamilla, Anna, Sake, Stella, Mara could work in any of the big clubs and have a loyal following. The selection is very diverse, but again smaller. But to compare it with an average laufthaus? Have you been to a laufthaus lately?[/QUOTE]
If you read my club visit reports in the other forums, you will see I like a wide variety of women. I usually session with an average of three women per club visit. Assuming you have chemistry with only about half the women you desire, that means I need about six women that I want to session with to make for a good club visit. Of the women you mention, I'm only familiar with Mara, who when I visited was constantly busy and hence no chance of actually sessioning with her. Let's just say I found the line-up wanting for optuions every time I have visited Berndts.
And yes, I have been to a Laufhaus lately (well, within three months at least). I enjoy window shopping but by and large do not indulge. Appearancewise, Babsi would be right at home.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]2) If you're a regular at Bernd's the service is uniformly very good. As always, chemistry will come into play, but at the Hof, there is a standard service which is way above the standard service at any club. When I read that some SP at other clubs, charge for kissing and GFE, I feel sorry for the monger who shells out those Euros and thinks that he got a great deal. Believe me, I can afford the extras, and when I visit other clubs, I happily pay out. But paying for kissing and touching? That's just a scam.[/QUOTE]
And I get uniformly high level of service with my regulars at other clubs as well. Only difference is I pay an FT bonus of 50E in Hessen and 20-25E in NRW. Suggest you read my report of sessions I had with Mia and Yasmina at Oase, Alexandra in GT and Sophie in Freude and explain to me again how Berndts is so much better.
As far as the scam extras, never happened to me. I've had one attempt at time banditry at Oase (refused to pay) and one women wanting a 100E FT bonus at Palace (declined to award the bonus). The scams are pretty much a non-issue with me. While no doubt scams do occur, half of the stories seem to be of the variety "a friend told me" or "I have it on good authority from an ex-(fill in the blank) girl".
[QUOTE=Iseeu]3) As an "oldbie", I've developed pretty good antenna and my own skill for finding the right SP ( the eyes, the eyes). And I love the thrill of the hunt. I'm pretty sure that I could find SP to be with at most of the clubs. Although I come to Germany a couple of times a month, I don't always find time to play. I like to mix up my adventures and go to big clubs and small clubs, party treff, swingersclubs, RLD, private parties, and laufthauses. In the end, when there's only time for one club to go to, I much prefer going to a club that is consistent with a stable lineup of tried and trusted SP. Why accept economy seats if you're being offered first class service?[/QUOTE]
When in Germany, I confine myself to FKKs and Sauna clubs. Laufhauses are a little down market for my taste. The all you can fuck PT model doesn't appeal to me any more that a cheap Chinese restaurant all you can eat buffet. If I only had one day to play in Germany, at this point I would probably go to Oase or GT. To claim other clubs are economy seats and Berndts is first class is laughable (unless Berndts is one of those airlines with an old tired first class product that should have been upgraded to a more modern version more than ten years ago.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]4) I don't bash Palace, because I've stopped going there. I also almost never go to World. I haven't been to Freudenberger in more than a year, but hope to be there tomorrow, after your positive report. Without current data to base my observations, I will not comment on many of the reports from those clubs. I'm not blind to the facts and I have my own criticisms of Bernd's which I voice when proper to the management. If you feel that you have enough personal experience there, go ahead and bash the Hof. I look forward to the free exchange of opinions that makes this forum so great.[/QUOTE]
I commend you for not joining the mindless vocal anti-Palace crowd.
I can only agree with Jackyo: Too much praise for the Hof may hurt, because it's a small club, and we don't want it overrun with huge male crowds. So I welcome Radler's post. The Hof is certainly not for everyone.
I just was there again last week and had stellar sessions with Leonie and Leila. Will report when I have a bit more time.
[quote=Radler]Yes, they do tend to say that, but get rather defensive when I point out a number of the women at Berndts at least appearance-wise would fit comfortably into the Laufhaus environment or point out the claims on the service level are somewhat exaggerated.
That said, there are two good reasons to visit Berndts: 1) for historical purposes (we all do owe this club a debt for its place in monger history) 2) budgetary purposes (you like an FT finish but don't like to pay for it as an extra).[/quote]
This way people can find it and then judge for themselves.
My next project, by the way, is to find a positive report written about Palace on the RF, copy it and translate it for the Palace thread. Don't hold your breath though. This is going to be tough one.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]My next project, by the way, is to find a positive report written about Palace on the RF, copy it and translate it for the Palace thread. Don't hold your breath though. This is going to be tough one.[/QUOTE]
I think about half the participants of this forum read German, so I'm not really sure it is necessary. If we want the RF perspective, we can easily get it. Might as well start translating Youpie and Ice Bears reports while you are at it.
Radler,
A week ago you said,
[QUOTE=Radler] I shall open my mouth no more in the Berndts forum.[/QUOTE]Any chance you're actually going to this, or should I just add you to my ignore list?
Boomer10
[QUOTE=Radler]I think about half the participants of this forum read German, so I'm not really sure it is necessary. If we want the RF perspective, we can easily get it. Might as well start translating Youpie and Ice Bears reports while you are at it.[/QUOTE]
... a positive report on Palace written by the natives probably doesn't exist.
Maybe I'll be proven wrong.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]... a positive report on Palace written by the natives probably doesn't exist.
Maybe I'll be proven wrong.[/QUOTE]
When is the last time you visited Palace? Why do you care?
For the record, my last visit to Berndts was March 2008.
Plenty of good and and bad reports on Palace in the Palace thread.
[QUOTE=Radler]
Plenty of good and and bad reports on Palace in the Palace thread.[/QUOTE]
Yes there are. The point is, how many reports can you find on the Bernd's thread that are like this one posted yesterday on the Palace thread; [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=751787[/url]
As the author points out:"I remember from my previous visits that the SP's where very fair and some of the appeal of the FKK (for me) has been the no-bullshit-atmosphere."
That is a big part of the appeal, and sadly, the prevalent attitude that it's Ok for the SP to fudge on service, charge extra for standard services that should be included in the basic session fee, and denigrate the standard service by interrupting it to make commercials for upsells, could ruin the whole FKK world if it spreads to other houses.
We should not support houses that allow this with our business, just as I would not give my business to a barber who would tell me once I'm shampooed and in the chair, that he''ll cut the front, but the sides and back will cost extra. That's why I stopped going to Palace and others and began giving the bulk of my FKK business to Bernd's, which is the last bastion preserving the old time service ethic.
I promise that this will be the last time that I weigh in on this issue. Radler- let's agree to disagree...
From another forum, written today by a guy after visiting "Oase"
"Overall i still prefer bernds as the girls dont approach you, its more hardcore, more couch action, all the girls have great attitude, offers better threesomes as all the girls gel in well with eachother and you can converse with other hobbyists (even though i dont speak any german at all) and lastly i dont fancy standing in a queue for food or going to the lockers to pay up immediately after a session.
Hope you will be able to get a taste of it yourself. "
Meindorfer
guys,
I know it's 70 euro for the the entrace to Bernd's and 50 euro cover half an hour even with CIF.
But what would be the cost for supplementary 30 mins? 25 euro or 50?
[QUOTE=Xavier Yves]guys,
I know it's 70 euro for the the entrace to Bernd's and 50 euro cover half an hour even with CIF.
But what would be the cost for supplementary 30 mins? 25 euro or 50?[/QUOTE]
50 Euro per additional half hour
I've only been to Bernds once, but to me this place was a turn-off.
Too cramped, especially the changing area, dirty shower sandals and then the other guests, many of them had bad body odour. Not very nice.
This place could also do with a renovation, I've never seen such a crummy club.
It's simply not a fresh and sexy environment!
As for the women and the sex, maybe I was unlucky but my two sessions I had was just average, I've had much better experiences at other clubs.
So to me the supposedly superior service level at this place felt really over-rated.
[QUOTE=F Nature]I've only been to Bernds once, but to me this place was a turn-off.
Too cramped, especially the changing area, dirty shower sandals and then the other guests, many of them had bad body odour. Not very nice.
This place could also do with a renovation, I've never seen such a crummy club.
It's simply not a fresh and sexy environment!
As for the women and the sex, maybe I was unlucky but my two sessions I had was just average, I've had much better experiences at other clubs.
So to me the supposedly superior service level at this place felt really over-rated.[/QUOTE]
Let's get more of these posted here.
If you are looking for great facilities, your needs are better met at the larger clubs anyway.
The club does need a renovation. It looks like its stuck in the 1970s.
There used to a small indoor pool downstairs where the small rooms are. The sauna downstairs also used to be where the bar now is then it was moved to the back.
The dining area used to be have a small doorless room and a sitting area just outside it. The small room had mirrors so you could sit on the couch just outside it and hear and see everything which took place inside the room.
It is small and cramped. And the outside area is the size of a postage stamp.
That having been said, my short career visiting clubs started in 99. I've seen clubs rise and fall (and close) or be rebranded but this is the only one from that time period I still return to visit.
Herne-Horsthausen, closed. Atlantis, closed. Sankt Augustine-Meindorf, closed. Wildenrath, declined. Babylon, declined (but hoping it will rebound). Wiago, declined. Tropicana, rebranded. La Bedo, off the radar screen. Fantasyland, closed (moved, became Finca). Inge's in Dormagen, rebranded. Cocoon, hoping this isn't in a decline.
I don't go because of the decor or the physical facilities.
OK, not that great, all by itself, I admit.
Yes, they could do with a serious renovation. But then again, its fine with me if they invest the money they could have put into renovation instead into alcoholic beverages.
In any case, the whole club is "small town" to the extreme. And some of us like it that way.
By the way, I do admit that about half of the Hof girls are in the "no friggen way" category for me. So what, I just boink the other half.
As I've said before, Martha Stewart would have a massive coronary if she ever visited this club and that wouldn't be because of the goings-on but rather the decor.
I've always been a fan of Polish women but she falls into a quite different category than the Polish women I am used to meeting: a lifestyle dominatrix, if you will.
[QUOTE=Radler]No!!!
Too easy....
Must resist urge.
But I promised no more on the subject.
Ber.. (one hand stopping the other from typing the obvious)[/QUOTE]
Just to move this to where it belongs.
My second visit this year. Had hoped to meet up with Carmen, who did it for me (repeately) on the occasion of my last visit, in May. But she had the week off. Yes, there are irritating things about Bernd's, such as the cramped washing facilities, the lack of a pool or jacuzzi (ther was a small pool in the garden last year), the closing at weekends, etc. I am also put off by the geriatric appearance of some clients, and the many overweight types with their alpine beer-bellies. You just have to focus on the ladies and all will be well. Managed three in a row, punctuated by a Kölsch and whisky each time. Firt Ilona from Lithuania, very lithe, slim and athletic body. Next the ever-reliable Anna from Poland, a bit more flesh on her, always a delight to be with. Finally it was a newish girl with short, raven-black hair and a natural look to her. Also Polish, Natalie or Natasha by name. An excellent experience, one of the best ever. Plenty of good food and booze. No, I don't drive. Take a taxi from Hennef, from where there are also plenty of buses (to Uckerath) which stop almost at the door.
Another curious feature is that the place is divided into two levels, each favoured by certain girls. Smoking should be restricted to one of these areas, but this is Germany! Many girls cuddle up to you on the couches, but there are some (e.g. Jamila) who hog the bar stools downstairs, making it more difficult to sample the goods before committing yorself.
[QUOTE=Mind Snatcher]Another curious feature is that the place is divided into two levels, each favoured by certain girls. Smoking should be restricted to one of these areas, but this is Germany! [/QUOTE]
I asked Connie about this the last time I was there. I was suprised they didn't have a designated smoking area like the cancer booth at the Palace. The smoking restrictions are on the way and downstairs is the designated smoking area. And for those who know her, she didn't seem to pleased about it either!
[QUOTE=Fats]I asked Connie about this the last time I was there.... The smoking restrictions are on the way ..... And for those who know her, she didn't seem to pleased about it either![/QUOTE]
Thanks Fats, I needed this one.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I've always been a fan of Polish women but she falls into a quite different category than the Polish women I am used to meeting: a lifestyle dominatrix, if you will.[/QUOTE]You've obviously never lived with one. This seems about right (but they are sweet while they tell you "no...now my way...")
Not that it was a bad trade-off in any way.
..I might venture to suggest that part of the reason why girls at certain clubs are cutting corners and getting away with it, is because (some) visitors from outside Germany are so overwhelmed by what they get that ripping them off is child's play for the girl? As Jackyo points out finding a good word about Palace for example on the German boards is like looking for the Dodo. Yet here it's a rave place. Bernd's is much loved by all, but those here who say it's a bit of a dump are right while the girls are by and large good - sometimes large and good! It can also be mediocre, but being rude about Bernd's is rather like being rude about someone's mum.
As of July 1st smoking is not permitted in the upstairs lounge or zimmers. The wonderfully ventilated downstairs lounge is the designated smoking area. Yesterday, even the smokers were taking refuge in the backyard in between the rainstorms. I can only imagine what it will be like in the cellar during the wintertime when it will be too cold to open up the windows.
Apparently, this new law has exceptions- as Connie repeatedly lit up behind the upstairs bar. Leave it to Connie to spit in the face of the law...
I'm planning a visit to the Hof later this month and have couple of quesions.
Can anyone give brief descriptions of Svenja and Carmen, please? I have read good reports but never seen them.
Also, does anyone know if Sake is still there? Does she still work Tuesday and Thursday?
Any other recommendations amongst new arrivals?
sake is working at babylon in elsdorf
[url]http://babylon-privatclub.info/cms/front_content.php?idart=64&idcat=2&lang=1&client=1[/url]
don't go if you expect some of the more risky services that really do seem to be rampant in hof, but I can tell you her service is very good.
Once in while, you hear that the Sun is getting up in the West and setting in the East, or water flows up hill.
Just about the same sensation felt when reading on the ijsberen and youppie forums that one of the world's constants has moved. Indeed, it seems that Brandy has left Bernd's and is now to be found at Club M(anuela) in Rheinbach run by Ela formerly of Bernd's.
Reason for the move said to be a disagreement with other members of the Bernd's bench/couch team. And the Sky will be green tomorrow and Connie will explain that she has quit smoking with a smile .....
[url]http://www.club-manuela.de/pages/maedels.htm[/url]
[QUOTE=George Bickham]I'm planning a visit to the Hof later this month and have couple of quesions.
Can anyone give brief descriptions of Svenja and Carmen, please? I have read good reports but never seen them.
Any other recommendations amongst new arrivals?[/QUOTE]
I just was with Svenja and saw Carmen there last Wednesday.
Svenja is small, about 5'4". She weighs about 110 lbs at most, smallish tits. Long black hair, very fair. She never gets there before 4 PM. I asked her it if is because she has to drop her kids off (or attend to something like that) but she just simply said wanted to have time to herself to do other things other than hang out at the club all day. She is constantly booked. I looked up and saw her just after she had arrived and poof, she was gone. I didn't know if I had seen a vision. [i]Fata Morgana[/i] was what I called her. She laughed. She's funny and good to talk to. You may have to mention to her you want to get in line for an appointment. She will come to you when she is free.
Carmen is about the same height and weight as Svenja, maybe a little taller. Shoulder length jet black hair. She has a very nice face: cute as a button. She and Monika spoke every now and then in Hungarian and that is how I figured out she is Hungarian. Anna sat across from me on the couch and would mimic what they both said. Hungarian is totally unintelligible. I arrived at the club when Carmen arrived too. Her boyfriend dropped her off in a car with Bonn plates.
I had a good time with Denise who I'd never met before. She is about 5'6", weighs about 115 lbs, is from Koeln-Kalk. She was sunbathing outside when I spotted her. She is a brunette, I think. Nice girl next door. She is game for just about anything, would get onto a recliner with you and rub herself against you if you wanted.
Other women who were there: Babsi, Michelle, Tanja, Mara, Rosa (Bulgarian, half Greek), Alina (thin, tall blonde), Monika, Anna (who I had wanted to session with), Jamila (I think her feet and hands are too big: I have a thing for women with small feet and hands). There was also a small round Turkish chick there but I didn't get her name. Katja was not there and someone already wrote below that Brandi has moved to Club M.
The one surprise was running into Jenny, the former Eleni of Samya. She recognized me and I, of course, recognized her. She's been back at Bernds all of three weeks, if I remember correctly. She hasn't been back to Samya since the renovation. This chick was always booked at Samya. She's very much at home at Bernds.
I am probably forgetting other women who were there. I may revise this if I can find my list.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I just was with Svenja and saw Carmen there last Wednesday.[/QUOTE]
I missed Jackyo by a day, spending Thursday afternoon and evening. It was a miserable rainy summer day as only Germany can supply, with intermittent storms so I missed out on the backyard "excitement". I had planned to session with Svenja that day but she had the day off.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Carmen is about the same height and weight as Svenja, maybe a little taller. Shoulder length jet black hair. She has a very nice face: cute as a button. She and Monika spoke every now and then in Hungarian and that is how I figured out she is Hungarian. [/QUOTE]
And she gives a great Bernd's quality session. She was my first of the day, filling my "something new" slot and we clicked. She seemed to have good rapport with Monica and I was thinking of ending my day with a 3-some with the 2 of them, but hesitated for too long and she was drafted into someone else's 3-some, so I had to "settle" for just Monica, the original Hungarian hoover, and her prostrate massage.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Other women who were there: Babsi, Michelle, Tanja, Mara, Rosa (Bulgarian, half Greek), Alina (thin, tall blonde), Monika, Anna (who I had wanted to session with), Jamila (I think her feet and hands are too big: I have a thing for women with small feet and hands). There was also a small round Turkish chick there but I didn't get her name. Katja was not there and someone already wrote below that Brandi has moved to Club M.
[/QUOTE]
The lineup Thursday was: Alina, Anna, Babsi, Debbie (session #2), Denise, Jamilla, Katja, Mara ("something tried and true" slot), Michelle, Monica, Rosa, Stella, Tanya and the other MILF whose name I always forget.
Great as always...
not just a "first time," but first time for a english-speaking-only guy.
special thanks to a couple of gentlemen who helped with my entry instructions, upon my arrival. they admirably translated both monica's introduction, as well as a few of my questions -- "danke."
nothing i can add to this thread's already-rich club info (thanks also to the long-time posters) but here were some of my impressions for other english-only speakers.
the social scene is very relaxed and cordial among all the recovering/waiting men at the club, and although i was unable to participate and did not wish to disrupt the natural flow of the club, i applaud the atmosphere at bernd's. towels for men are optional ... and, while covered initially, it was much more relaxing to "hang in the breeze," although i did keep a towel for sitting.
the sws each speak at least two languages and english is rarely spoken. not as much of a problem as i feared -- at least, in this stage of life, i know about some of the activities that i like/want, and am still open to discovering new sensations -- but actions speak louder than words and nothing worked better than initiating contact and guiding the sw to my desires. there wasn't anything that i was attempting that the girls hadn't done many times before -- probably with many of you!
arrived 9pm friday night, ice train from ams was banned, so i borrowed a car, switched to "plan b" and drove a borrowed car, using this board's directions -- again thanks, for the good directions and the warning about speeds as you cross the nl / de border.
my opinions, in summary:
tanya, russian: bbbj start, jumped upon my lap (and i freaked, not knowing that she had also put on my condom, pushing her off) we both relaxed and enjoyed ccg before bbbj/cim finish. looks/attitude/service 7/7/8
leonie, brazilian: bbbj start and this woman with an amazing body took care of my tired body and completed without my needing to lift a finger ... well, maybe i did use my finger a little -- and, so did she, and finished cim.
l/a/s: 9/8/8
babsi (does speak english) but has amazing french skills, joined my on the downstairs sofa, where the action was hot. bbbj to completion on the sofa, even though it extended beyond the hhr, she didn't seem to mind, and i certainly didn't mind at all -- a nice cim finish, followed by a nasty dfk, which surprised her more than it did me! l/a/s: 9/9/9
i am hooked on this (reportedly adictive) fkk scene.
slept late this morning, took a cologne city tour and am ready for my first visit to gt, tonight.
jimeboy
I'd be interested in a Threesome which included real Lesbi action between the girls, kissing, eating each other' pussies, 69ing, etc, Do the girls simply charge 50/euros each for the 30/min, so you pay each girl 50/euros for a total of 100/euros.
I'm pretty much sure that's the way they charge at Bernds. Is any need to confirm that the girls will do lesbi play with each other. I guess its best to choose a girl and then ask her to choose a friend that we could all three play together with lots of Kissing, licking, etc,
Are these situations common? Any Bernds Girls who really get into it, possibly even bisexual. Any recommendations would be greatly apprecatied, And a conformation of the price structure for a Lesbi-Threesome. Hope it's simply 50E paid to each girl for 100/E total session for 30 minutes. Never get the immpression that they charge for very many extras. Just like CIM can happen with no charge, I'm assuming 2 girls in a threesome will do lesbi stuff with each other for no additional charge.
Seems like it could be a lot of fun with the number of Uninhibited and passionate girls available.
[QUOTE=Travel100]I'd be interested in a Threesome which included real Lesbi action between the girls, kissing, eating each other' pussies, 69ing, etc, Do the girls simply charge 50/euros each for the 30/min, so you pay each girl 50/euros for a total of 100/euros.
I'm pretty much sure that's the way they charge at Bernds. Is any need to confirm that the girls will do lesbi play with each other. I guess its best to choose a girl and then ask her to choose a friend that we could all three play together with lots of Kissing, licking, etc,
Are these situations common? Any Bernds Girls who really get into it, possibly even bisexual. Any recommendations would be greatly apprecatied, And a conformation of the price structure for a Lesbi-Threesome. Hope it's simply 50E paid to each girl for 100/E total session for 30 minutes. Never get the immpression that they charge for very many extras. Just like CIM can happen with no charge, I'm assuming 2 girls in a threesome will do lesbi stuff with each other for no additional charge.
Seems like it could be a lot of fun with the number of Uninhibited and passionate girls available.[/QUOTE]
Most of the Bernd's girls will gladly do 3somes or more, I have had a number of them and they're fairly common. You simply pay each SP for the amount of time spent in the room. No extras.
Because of the way the club is set up, the best way to choose a pair is to watch the girls interract with each other and then ask 2 that seem comfortable with each other. Mara, Monica, Katja will really get into it.
The problem with 3somes in FKK clubs is that unless they are very comfortable with you it will rarely really be lesbian play since in the back of their minds they know that they are in that room at your pleasure. SP are by nature mostly heterosexual, that's why they're in that environment. That said, I have had some really hot sessions with Princess and Marcella (both now retired).
The best P4P 3somes that I have had are in classic PT's like Mettmann and swingerclubs where by definition many of the women are bisexual. The absolute best P4P 3somes can be had at the Eden club in Bangkok. Awesome, kinky experience.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Because of the way the club is set up, the best way to choose a pair is to watch the girls interract with each other and then ask 2 that seem comfortable with each other. Mara, Monica, Katja will really get into it. [/QUOTE]
Babsi is another good choice. She speaks good English and seems to have a good relationship with many of the girls there.
Thanks for the responses Iseeu and MongerMan.
You know I've never done a threesome before. Seems like Bernds would be the place to do it.
So, I've got Mara, Katya, Monica and Babsi on the list of potentials so far. I definitely think I'd like some lesbi action included for the sheer excitment of it. Otherwise, it might just be a distraction like you said, which is a major reason why I've never tried it.
When I was there last Summer, I saw Marcella and I think it was Svenja, playing around with each other on the couch upstairs, almost like they were lesbi girlfriends. I guess that would have been a good time to try it.
By the way, what does Babsi look like?
And who is the girl (thin, tan, small boobs) who also works behind the downstairs bar when she isn't naked working like the other girls? Is that Connie? or possibly Babsi?
I was thinking Babsi was the girl I saw upstairs with a nice strong looking body, that I saw several times in the doggie position on the ground giving nice, long BBBJ's to guys sitting on the couch in the corner next to the bar area.
By the way, Iseeu, I walked into the Eden Club in Bangkok, but didn't stay, ended up at Nana Plaza. Guess I should have stayed at the Eden club. I'm not sure if I would like Mettman. I have mixed feelings as I've heard mixed reports on whether people like it or not. I'm afraid the woman will be too ugly, old, fat or hard looking so thus far have stayed away and done the FKK thing instead.
How does it work with getting the "erotic massage" at Bernds?
Is Sandra still the massusse? I know read its 25/eruos for a 30 minute massage, but assume that's a normal massage. I read she'll perform full service massages 2 times a day, so you try and sign up early so you can be one of those 2.
What happens if you get signed up early. She asks you if you want full service? Does it still last 30/minutes total? Does she do a massage first and then end with BBBJ, sex, etc? Does she do CIM?
Will she get Naked for the massage even if your not one of the 2 that get sex?
Also, why do they limit her to only 2 times a day? Is that so she's not in direct competition with the other girls?
As you can tell form my questions I don't really have a feel for how the massage thing works, so any and all Info. you can give me would be greatly appreciated. I think I'd like a massage and 25/euros is not much. Also feel like doing something a little different than a normal choose a girl, couch action, sex, etc.. Is Sandra cute or what does she look like, is she nice?
Thanks in Advance. By the way, I'll be visiting Bernds a couple times the first week in August, so that's why I'm trying to get some info. Haven't picked the exact days yet, but think it may be Friday (August 1st) and then maybe the following Wed., and maybe even that Friday too if I still have gril's to do.
Travel100,
In answer to your questions:
re: a massage from Sandra. You've got the price, times, and limits correct-- she only does 2 a day, presumably so that she is not competing with the other girls. As I've never gotten a "full service" massage from her, I cannot say what happens if you are one of the lucky 2 on a given Monday, Wednesday, or Friday. Even if you are not one of the lucky 2, she does get naked. She's a very nice brunette (beautiful long hair, BTW) MILF-type, and she usually or at least every time I've seen her wears a tight, clingy white dress that does an outstanding job of hugging her body in just the right places! You can sign up for a massage by telling Connie at the upstairs bar, but be forewarned: I was one of the first in on a Monday but was 3rd on the list.
re: what does Babsi look like. She's got light blond hair, usually but not always hangs out upstairs, has a black purse with a picture of a cat on it, and perhaps most notably, even though she is in her 40s, she looks at least 10 years younger. And, she does give good blow jobs and is reportedly something of a connoisseur when it comes to the taste of sperm.
re: who is in the downstairs bar when she isn't naked working. If the thin, tan girl also had short blond hair and a tattoo on her back shoulder, you may be thinking of Brandi who is no longer there.
[QUOTE=Travel100]How does it work with getting the "erotic massage" at Bernds?
Is Sandra still the massusse? I know read its 25/eruos for a 30 minute massage, but assume that's a normal massage. I read she'll perform full service massages 2 times a day, so you try and sign up early so you can be one of those 2.
What happens if you get signed up early. She asks you if you want full service? Does it still last 30/minutes total? Does she do a massage first and then end with BBBJ, sex, etc? Does she do CIM?
Will she get Naked for the massage even if your not one of the 2 that get sex?
Also, why do they limit her to only 2 times a day? Is that so she's not in direct competition with the other girls?
As you can tell form my questions I don't really have a feel for how the massage thing works, so any and all Info. you can give me would be greatly appreciated. I think I'd like a massage and 25/euros is not much. Also feel like doing something a little different than a normal choose a girl, couch action, sex, etc.. Is Sandra cute or what does she look like, is she nice?
Thanks in Advance. By the way, I'll be visiting Bernds a couple times the first week in August, so that's why I'm trying to get some info. Haven't picked the exact days yet, but think it may be Friday (August 1st) and then maybe the following Wed., and maybe even that Friday too if I still have gril's to do.[/QUOTE]
They have two shifts at this club. There is always one Thekenfrau upstairs and one downstairs.
Upstairs, Conny takes the early shift and then she is replaced by Edith.
What is the name of the older woman with the Coke bottle glasses who does the early shift? She is replaced by a younger German woman who is a bit heavy set. She has a very low voice.
Manuela used to be downstairs but she's got her own club, Club M.
As to why they have two shifts, I wonder. Could it be a job creation program?
[QUOTE=Jackyo]What is the name of the older woman with the Coke bottle glasses who does the early shift? She is replaced by a younger German woman who is a bit heavy set. She has a very low voice.[/QUOTE]The name of the older woman is Gertie and she works usually till 4pm. The later shift is done by her daughter named Jessie. Sometimes Jessie is replaced by Anja who works from time to time in front of the bar as regular girl.
Greetz,
Shasar
[QUOTE=Shasar]The name of the older woman is Gertie and she works usually till 4pm. The later shift is done by her daughter named Jessie. Sometimes Jessie is replaced by Anja who works from time to time in front of the bar as regular girl.
Greetz,
Shasar[/QUOTE]
So Jessie is her daughter! Its a generational thing!
They don't look alike though.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]So Jessie is her daughter! Its a generational thing!
They don't look alike though.[/QUOTE]But they are.
And Addy the "facility manager ist the husband of Gertie and the father of Jessie. Hof is a crazy thing!
[QUOTE=Jackyo]They have two shifts at this club.
Upstairs, Conny takes the early shift and then she is replaced by Edith.
As to why they have two shifts, I wonder.?[/QUOTE]
Two shifts with Edith replacing Connie who needs recovery time from laughing so much during her shift. NOT. ;-)
[QUOTE=Excess]Two shifts with Edith replacing Connie who needs recovery time from laughing so much during her shift. NOT. ;-)[/QUOTE]
Actually, I did see Connie laughing when some visitors spoke in what was apparently butchered German. In fairness, mine is not that much better.
Quick report of my Bernds experience last Summer. I know the report is a little late, but the nice thing about Bernds is the stability. As far as I know 5 of the 7 girls I did are still there. I've been FKK'ing since the Spring of 1998, but had never visited Bernds until last August. I really liked the consistency of the service there and liked the overall "vibe" and atmosphere of the club. The main downside for me, is that since I go by myself I tended to get a little bored in between sessions since the place is so small compared to the clubs like Oase, World, etc.. But the quality of service exceeded my expectations! I like the feeling I get there that most of the girls like sex and enjoy what they do.
My first girl was Marcella, who I understand has left. She had a great attitude, totally uninhibited. After a long BBBJ, she mentioned fucking, but I said lets do a 69, she said "oh, my favorite" and spun into position. As I was ready to cum, I just came in her mouth and she not only let me CIM but swallowed it all as well. So I had confirmed for myself that CIM is on the menu and Free of Charge. Very exciting, something cool about a girl who lets you come in their mouth just because it's the natural progression of the sex and not because she wants 50/euro extra.
I also had an amazing session with Mara. Nice, fun girl. Couch action, in room after BBBJ she mounted me reverse cowgirl, then spun me over on top of her keeping me inside her the whole time. These Bernds girls are also skilled. Finished with her ankles on my shoulders. Great session, we talked for a while, I also enjoyed the fact that she has a Nice Bush, which you don't see very often
Next up was Rita. Small girl, good sex, tight pussy, she was skilled at riding me cowgirl, but nothing special, would not repeat.
Next visit did Celine and Jamilla. Both tall, thin, and pretty. Celine is gone so I won't say much about her but I would have definitely repeated with her if she was still there. I had a nice session with Jamilla. I thought she was shy the way she sits on the bar stool the whole time (silly me, a shy girl working at Bernds). In the room she reclined on the bed and positioned herself to have her pussy eaten. It took me a while to cum, definitely a little over 30 mins. after Lots of sucking and fucking, I came in her mouth. Felt a little bad, maybe I should have warned her because she choked/gagged when I came in her mouth. Must have been the timing, when she had me deep in her throat. A good deal for 50/euros, I would repeat with her. She told me she really likes Sex.
The last day I did Debbie and Tonya. The session with Debbie was very long and a lot of hard work. I had already been down to Oase on this trip and this was my 3rd day at Bernds. She took it all like a real trooper. She was nice to talk to, nice to fuck doggie style, but I got the impression that she has been doing this so long that she really doesn't get that into the sessions. I couldn't resist trying her after watching her in the doggie position giving couch BBBJ's. Definitely worth the money, but no real passion in the session. After I came she asked for a massage.
Last up was Tonya. Didn't really like my session with her and after a lot of fucking and watching her masturbate for me, etc. I gave up without coming. Would not repeat.
Even though it was a little boring in between sessions I certainly saw A LOT of sex all over the place. Saw Katya give 2 public on the couch BBBJ/TC/CIM. An Amazing athletic performance by blond Kim (now gone) in the downstairs behind the glass window room. Better than any porn movie I ever saw. She really went at it. Saw Jamilla with her legs spread wide open getting her pussy licked and moaning loudly throughout. Lots of BBBJ's all over the place, girls hanging out with their legs spread wide open, etc..
I wanted to do Katya after reading about her but just felt she had a few too many Kilos for me to be attracted to her. Monica wasn't there, must have been on vacation. I also found that after returning for the 3rd day, I was like a regular, everyone was very friendly.
Well that's it for my first Bernds experience, the sessions and the atmosphere that I experienced there have stayed vividly etched in my memory, unlike some other fkk visits that just seem like a blur when I think back on them. So I'm going head back this Summer (I'll be sure to give a more timely report this time) probably visiting 3 or 4 times, if there are enough girls on my "to do" list.
If anyone will be be going, I'll probably be there Friday (Aug. 1st), then again Wed (Aug. 6th), maybe Thursday (Aug. 7th), and probably finishing up on Fir. (Aug. 8th). PM me and maybe we could meet up, chat about some of our experiences, etc..
I would repeat with Mara and Jamilla. I'm trying to anticipate if there will be enough girls I want to go with to visit 4 days. Someone recommended the following:
Mara, Katja, Svenja, Babsi, Carmen, Monika, Anna, Alina, and Denise. Adding in Jamilla that would be 10 girls, assuming they are all there one day or another (ie-they still work there or they are not on vacation).
Are the girls I mentioned above still at Bernds?
Would anyone recommend any other girls? Or not recommend any of the ones I mentioned?
I'll be there the first week of August, does anyone know what girls are "Currently" working at Bernds? A few of the girls I saw last Summer are gone, like Kim, Marcella, Brandi, Celine (I would have liked to have done 3 of those 4 this time, all except Brandi).
So if anyone could add any input to the list above I would really appreciate it. If you think there's anyone I should add to the recommended "to do" list or anyone I mentioned that you may not think belongs on the short list, etc.
Also curious, I know YMMV but do All the girl's do offer the free CIM. My first visit it happened 2 of 7 times. Any girls who never do it or any who usually swallow instead of spit, or who actually really seem to like it.
I'm leaving Monday morning so if anyone gets around to these questions this Sat/Sun that would be great. If not I'll try and check from Germany next week.
I'd love to have a "current" line-up and "to do" list before I visit so I have an idea of how many days I may actually visit. Part of fun is the pre-trip planning as many of you know.
I hope Monica is there, I've heard so much about her, although I admit I'm not totally sold on the 'finger in my ass' technique.
Thanks in advance,
Travel100
[QUOTE=Travel100]I would repeat with Mara and Jamilla. I'm trying to anticipate if there will be enough girls I want to go with to visit 4 days. Someone recommended the following:
Mara, Katja, Svenja, Babsi, Carmen, Monika, Anna, Alina, and Denise. Adding in Jamilla that would be 10 girls, assuming they are all there one day or another (ie-they still work there or they are not on vacation).
Are the girls I mentioned above still at Bernds?
Would anyone recommend any other girls? Or not recommend any of the ones I mentioned?
I'll be there the first week of August, does anyone know what girls are "Currently" working at Bernds? A few of the girls I saw last Summer are gone, like Kim, Marcella, Brandi, Celine (I would have liked to have done 3 of those 4 this time, all except Brandi).
So if anyone could add any input to the list above I would really appreciate it. If you think there's anyone I should add to the recommended "to do" list or anyone I mentioned that you may not think belongs on the short list, etc.
Also curious, I know YMMV but do All the girl's do offer the free CIM. My first visit it happened 2 of 7 times. Any girls who never do it or any who usually swallow instead of spit, or who actually really seem to like it.
I'm leaving Monday morning so if anyone gets around to these questions this Sat/Sun that would be great. If not I'll try and check from Germany next week.
I'd love to have a "current" line-up and "to do" list before I visit so I have an idea of how many days I may actually visit. Part of fun is the pre-trip planning as many of you know.
I hope Monica is there, I've heard so much about her, although I admit I'm not totally sold on the 'finger in my ass' technique.
Thanks in advance,
Travel100[/QUOTE]
... but I had good time with Denise too the last time.
Monika I first met at Wiago back in 02. She is very good but then most Hungarian women I've met have been. She should be on your to-do list.
Anna is excellent too. A former Wildenrath girl.
I have multiple sessioned with Celine before but as you've said, she has moved on.
You are missing Tanja and Rita. I can't think of one without thinking of the other. Tanja has a crazy look in her eyes. Rita is a bit more reserved.
And let's not forget Jenny who is now back from her exile at Samya.
I don't know about CIM since I almost never indulge.
[QUOTE=Travel100]I would repeat with Mara and Jamilla. I'm trying to anticipate if there will be enough girls I want to go with to visit 4 days. Someone recommended the following:
Mara, Katja, Svenja, Babsi, Carmen, Monika, Anna, Alina, and Denise. Adding in Jamilla that would be 10 girls, assuming they are all there one day or another (ie-they still work there or they are not on vacation).
Are the girls I mentioned above still at Bernds?
Would anyone recommend any other girls? Or not recommend any of the ones I mentioned?
[/QUOTE]
I haven't sessioned with Denise or Alina, so I can't vouch for their skills. I would add to your "ToDo List": Debbie, Stella and Leonie
All of the above are still at Bernd's although Leonie has been on a long vacation.
You should be aware that early August is vacation period and the lineup may suffer as a result.
Njoy, and report
Thanks Jackyo and Iseeu for the responses.
Is anyone planning on visiting Bernds Wed. (8/6), Thursday (8/7), or Friday (8/8)?
Those are the 3 days I'm planning on visiting Bernds (unless I take 1 of those days to visit FKK F39 in Bochum for a change of scenery).
[QUOTE=Jackyo]You are missing Tanja and Rita. I can't think of one without thinking of the other. Tanja has a crazy look in her eyes. Rita is a bit more reserved.[/quote]I sessioned with both of them last Summer. I preferred Rita over Tonya.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]And let's not forget Jenny who is now back from her exile at Samya. [/quote]By the way, who is Jenny? Never heard her mentioned before. Should she be on the "recommend to do" list?
[QUOTE=Iseeu] I would add to your "ToDo List": Debbie, Stella and Leonie [/quote] I sessioned with Debbie last Summer, I'd repeat with her. Added Stella to the "to do " list, thanks.
[QUOTE=Travel100]By the way, who is Jenny? Never heard her mentioned before. Should she be on the "recommend to do" list?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
HB
[QUOTE=Travel100]Thanks Jackyo and Iseeu for the responses.
Is anyone planning on visiting Bernds Wed. (8/6), Thursday (8/7), or Friday (8/8)?
Those are the 3 days I'm planning on visiting Bernds (unless I take 1 of those days to visit FKK F39 in Bochum for a change of scenery).[/QUOTE]Hello, Travel100 and everyone, I just registered for this site because I'll be heading to Deutschland next week. I was definitely planning to visit Bernd's, and it could be Aug 7th (if I can muster the strength after my flight from the US! ) or Fri Aug 8th.
I've got a lot of experience with my local scene, but this will be my first opportunity outside the US, which is obviously much different than most European countries. So I'd love to meet with you and others who might be there. I have read the forum occasionally and, like everyone else, have appreciated the reports from frequent posters like Jackyo, Ieeu, not to mention the manic Wan King. Maybe I'll be able to add something soon.
On the other hand, I am a Germany veteran, since I studied there my junior year of college and have been back many times since. In fact, last year for three weeks. So on that score my German is good and I know quite a lot about the country.
My junior year in college was 1974/5 which will tell you how old I am. I registered to PM you but found that I need a subscription to do that. Don't mind doing that but it will take a while longer since I keep my hobby info separate. You could reply to this on the forum, or I suppose PM me on other sites I frequent. Mostly the US sites RAPS ("****" is a net site, I'm also Johnny Z there) and Escorts.com (as ZJohnny) but I'm also registered on Worldssexguide (as ZJohnny).
During my trip I'll have the possibility of visiting FKKs and Partytreffs in the period Thurs Aug 7th to Tues Aug 12th. If anyone is planning to visit any of the highlight Cologne/Bonn/Frankfurt places in that time frame let me know!
Travel100, if you're interested in a little company and being a "mentor", let me know what the best way to contact you might be.
[QUOTE=Travel100]By the way, who is Jenny? Never heard her mentioned before. Should she be on the "recommend to do" list?[/QUOTE]
Jenny is petite, dirty blonde (I don't think that is her true hair color at least compared to the color of her landing strip), of Greek descent.
She is quite an exhibitionist, will try to catch your eye while she casually grooms her pink parts.
She was away for a while at Samya where she was known as Eleni (which she says is a diminutive form for Jenny in Greek). She was constantly booked at Samya. She'd appear from a session, sit down and be rebooked almost immediately.
She's quite funny, very articulate in German and very good at what she does.
As to whether she does Greek, I don't know. Its not my thing.
Sorry for the delayed posts. Bernd's was in top form, myself on the other hand was sick as a dog. Don't know if it was something I ate (no jokes please). Over the next two days I only managed 3 sessions with Jenny, Katya, and another gal, tall slender athletic build and unfortunately only a massage from Sandra. Jenny, Katya, and another gal, tall slender athletic build. Great service with all especially Jenny. Great 69, tasty pussy and ass and she really went to town sucking me off. She then climbed on board and just my quick work of me. I just wish I had more energy to do more ladies. I just took it easy and enjoyed the scenery and focused on trying to get better after all my vacation in Germany had on just really started. What can I say being sick on your birthday at Bernd's. Worst birthday ever.
Silvercat
Hello,
Does anyone know where Ina works at the moment?
Due to a struggle with Brandy she had to leave Uncle Bernd, and after she was seen at Finca Erotica.
But even there she does not work anymore.
Anybody saw her recently?
Many thanks!
[QUOTE=Silvercat]Sorry for the delayed posts. Bernd's was in top form, myself on the other hand was sick as a dog. Don't know if it was something I ate (no jokes please). Over the next two days I only managed 3 sessions with Jenny, Katya, and another gal, tall slender athletic build and unfortunately only a massage from Sandra. Jenny, Katya, and another gal, tall slender athletic build. Great service with all especially Jenny. Great 69, tasty pussy and ass and she really went to town sucking me off. She then climbed on board and just my quick work of me. I just wish I had more energy to do more ladies. I just took it easy and enjoyed the scenery and focused on trying to get better after all my vacation in Germany had on just really started. What can I say being sick on your birthday at Bernd's. Worst birthday ever.
Silvercat[/QUOTE]
Glad you had a good time with Jenny just the same. She is quite something else.
Mounting Katja is like floating on a large comfortable water bed. She is very well padded and you just kind of drift. You are never in danger of falling off either as there are lots of places on her to hang on to.
Would you guys advise how long does it take by car from Frankfurt to get to Bernd's after 6 pm? Or such trip will not be advisable?
Thanks in advance.
[QUOTE=Turisto]Would you guys advise how long does it take by car from Frankfurt to get to Bernd's after 6 pm? Or such trip will not be advisable?
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Hint: Use Google Maps to calculate routes between locations.
Here you go: [url=http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&saddr=Frankfurt+am+Main,+Germany&daddr=Schieferhof+28,+53773,+Hennef&hl=en&geocode=&mra=ls&sll=50.41976,7.9547&sspn=1.233763,2.139587&ie=UTF8&z=9]Frankfurt am Main – Schieferhof[/url]
Expect some traffic jams around 6pm.
[QUOTE=Turisto]Would you guys advise how long does it take by car from Frankfurt to get to Bernd's after 6 pm? Or such trip will not be advisable?
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
...by car takes about an hour and a half. You may hit some traffic on way out of Frankfurt and at various construction areas along the way, but nothing major. It's an easy drive. Take into account that Bernd's closes at midnight.
[QUOTE=Philips763]Hello,
Does anyone know where Ina works at the moment?
Due to a struggle with Brandy she had to leave Uncle Bernd, and after she was seen at Finca Erotica.
But even there she does not work anymore.
Anybody saw her recently?
Many thanks![/QUOTE]
Out of curiosity I searched the RF and did not learn anything new other than what you already know: that she had fight with Brandy and that she was last seen at Finca.
Maybe we should issue a Missing Persons Alert...
For all fans of Katya who lives up to her Russian ancestory of wild sex (re Catherine the Great) she is now available through an escort agency for as many hours of her time as you can afford. A stack of gorgeous pics of her are on the site as well. not cheap I'm afraid - 200 Euros a pop and no reduction for subsequent hours. alpha-escort.de if you want to go this route
Nice pictures, but it is of course a nice girl. I wonder how she will combine this escorting with her job at Bernds. I guess she will not get the ful hourly amount from the agency, so maybe it's similar money for her.
And for a Swede, from the country where you might go to jail if you pay for having sex, it's great fun to see the price list where it's stated that the regularly VAT is included in the pricing...
Thank good we have not mutualized all legislation between the European countries.
As I said to end Part I of my trip report (in the Finca Erotica – Dierdorf thread), after one night at an FKK I was hooked. My plan to visit two or three clubs was out the window and it was now my aim to visit as many as I could in a week. Therefore, I didn’t do any driving Friday morning but instead toured the main sights in Limburg (striking late Romanesque cathedral, medieval town, Diocesan Museum featuring the unique Byzantine Staurothek, an incredible artifact to find in the middle of a small German city), which is on the A3 between Frankfurt and Bonn, and then went back to the hotel for a nap. An hour after I got up again I was at Bernd’s, just east of Bonn.
At Bernd’s, 70 Euros gets you all the usual things plus alcoholic drinks, too. Unlimited Koelsch! What a contrast to Finca Erotica (or, as most of you know and I found out the next day, to World or Oase). Really, a hole in the wall, a small house which just happens to be crammed with naked women. Crammed in this case would mean anything over 10, but they had maybe 15-20 women on this Friday night in early August. The upstairs has a small bar off what could be the living room in your house. Off to the side is a breakfast room with two small tables, it would be generous to call it a dining room. On the positive side, the food, from the Hotel Reutter which caters to Bernd’s sleepovers, was the best I had in a club. Downstairs is another small bar area with a couple couches, surrounded by a few rooms. One room has a glass wall for viewing from the lounge. Yes, I viewed a couple sessions going on in there. Kinky. It was a nice evening, which also allowed me to relax in the back yard. That’s right, they have an outside area, but like the rest of the place it’s pretty much the same as your back yard at home. The bar outside is just like a shed you might set up yourself if you liked to hang out with your friends in the back yard.
Bernd’s has a cozy, clubby feel, but the downside of that is you feel like an outsider if you don’t know anyone. No one was impolite or looked at me like I shouldn’t be there, but you definitely don’t feel like you’re part of the crowd at first, because you’re not. Like Finca, the women seem to be instructed not to pursue any guest, which reinforces that feeling.
So, I walked around a bit upstairs, went down to get a drink, looked around, went back upstairs, and all the while, I am sure, I looked like a guy who didn’t quite know what was going on. I didn’t, but I did know enough to realize that those women staring at me and in some cases smiling at me would be happy to talk with me if I talked with them first. Certainly, one of the downsides of having to approach the woman is that you feel a bit obligated to carry on if you’ve made the contact. In other clubs, if women approach you, you can have a nice (if she isn’t too aggressive) conversation and then politely decline if you’re not interested. With all four women I saw at Bernd’s, I pretty much decided I should go through with a session before I initiated the conversation. I would have to be overtly turned off to not go through with it.
All this idling led me to Sara, a fairly tall woman of medium build with hair dyed dark blonde. She had given me a friendly smile and seemed pretty relaxed. It turned out she’s from Bulgaria and doesn’t speak much German. And no English, of course. So, she was self-conscious and didn’t come across as friendly at first, but after a little while I could tell she was a nice woman, possibly around 30. She had just started at Bernd’s, so she may not be familiar to you Bernd’s fans out there.
Well, we got through the conversation and moved into a room. In the room she turned out to be more than friendly. She went right at me, diving in for an enthusiastic BBBJ. What is it about that in these clubs? In other places, I could tell right away the strategy for some is to see whether they can get you off fast in their mouth for a quick collection of Geld including a 50 Euro cim bonus. But at Bernd’s the cim is purported to be inklusiv (I never did find that out). Anyway, I enjoyed that for a while but indicated we should start screwing. Let me tell you, Sara (pronounced Zah-rah) knows how to move that solid body. I want to be clear, she is not at all overweight, in fact I’d say her weight is just right for her build. She’s a grown woman with full breasts and hips and not a skinny teenager, but I’d still call her slender. Whatever the position, Sara strove to do most of the work, and she worked delightfully. From top to bottom and back, within 15 minutes of screwing I found her pushing her hips back into me with a slight circular accentuation while I was behind her in doggie, which led to a most satisfying conclusion. Nice woman, nice work ethic.
After a quick shower I went downstairs for a drink and had the best stroke of luck on my trip. First, I saw the same guy I’d seen before sitting in the same corner of the bar talking with everyone. Aha, a regular! So it was, a friendly guy named Dierk who you’ve probably seen yourself if you’ve been to Bernd’s more than once. We had a great conversation. He loves to travel to the US (but no fucking there, only in Germany, and who could blame him? ), and of course he could tell me all the ins and outs of Bernd’s. All of a sudden I felt like I was part of the club. If you get the chance to talk with him, you should. He’s a Bernd’s loyalist. And then he loudly greeted another first-timer with whom he’d already become fast friends, a young (36) man with Viking heritage. The three of us had an even better conversation. That’s the advantage of a place like Bernd’s, you can make friends in any club (indeed, I had good conversation with people in every club I visited) but this is a place where you can hang out like a local bar. Also, with Dierk in the middle, all the girls felt they could come over and flirt with us new guys, since they all know him, and it didn’t come off as feeling aggressively pursued.
OK, I was having a great time but still remembered why I was there. And lurking in the background was Leoni, a dark Brazilian with obviously mixed heritage. Now I don’t feel I am a racist, but I’m a white guy, there aren’t many non-white escorts in my home town of Indianapolis, and I’d never had sex with anyone darker than a well-tanned Italian. Actually, she can get pretty dark in the summer, but you know what I mean. So there was an exotic quotient there. More than that, there was an attraction quotient. Leoni is not that tall (5’5"? ) but has long legs and a form like a goddess. A couple guys remarked they liked "natural" girls, but although her C-cup breasts looked perfect they were no exaggerated monstrosities and they felt soft and natural. If a surgeon did them (and I’d have to say one did), I salute him. I bow to him, actually. The long legs lead to perfectly curved hips which end in a very slender waist which transitions to a lovely chest which is a perfect platform for those perfect breasts. Leoni doesn’t have the face of a model, but she’s still quite pretty. She exhibited a pleasant, professional attitude.
Having had sex with three attractive women within the last 24 hours, I guess I felt ready to approach a goddess. Having had sex with three women in 24 hours, I also felt I should request an hour session (100 Euros), to which Leoni happily agreed. I was right about that. Like the others, Leoni started by caressing my already hard member with her mouth, and we moved from sucking to fucking and back again. I didn’t time things, but after what seemed like a half hour I was feeling a little worn out with residual jet lag (or would that be repeated sessions of sexual activity) and not on the verge of coming. We took a small break, and then I put her on her back for classic missionary. This revived me big time. I was ready to turn her over and we started doing some doggy. Then I had one of those classic moments. I looked at her hips moving back and forth in front of me, and looked into the mirror at her face, and she saw me looking. She stared back at me with The Look, which some women know how to use perfectly to make a connection. She locked her eyes on mine, I was transfixed by her stare, and with our eyes locked together we both moved rhythmically at a slowly increasing pace. Accelerating, ever accelerating, until I had a shuddering climax. My first religious experience of the trip.
Leoni was not bubbly-friendly either before or after or even during the session, but she performed like the goddess I imagined her to be. Actually, she had a back problem that night (she wasn’t there when I returned on Monday), and that probably explains the lack of a ready smile. If she was hurting that much, she is a true professional.
Well, it was after midnight and I had an hour drive back to Limburg, so it was time to leave. My new friend from the Northlands urged me to come back on Monday, since he had already booked at Hotel Reutter and knew he’d be back. Dierk thought he wouldn’t be back Monday, but I thought why not, I had a great time.
Still, Bernd’s is closed on the weekends, so I needed to find another club for Saturday night. On to World and Part III.
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For what it's worth if a girl works for an agency they usually keep around half what you have to pay, the rest goes to the agency. I imagine Katya is doing what a lot of girls do, and that is use the agency to build up a list of private clients. Then she gets to keep the lot...which is why agencies take their 50% - they know what the game is. So next time you see her in Bernds (if you do) then ask her to come to your hotel and work out a price between the two of you.
[QUOTE=Marlow] then ask her to come to your hotel and work out a price between the two of you.[/QUOTE]
Think you could do this to any girl if your a regular and have a place that you can use.
Continuing from Part III (at World), I had decided I should take a break after three straight club days and not visit a club Sun evening. Instead I spent the day driving along the west bank of the Rhine, that classic stretch from Koblenz to Bingen with the castles, the Lorelei cliffs, all of that. Scared myself silly driving on a tiny service road up one of those steep vineyards to give me a commanding view above Bacharach. Even with today’s worthless dollar, there are two great bargains I found on this trip. One is top notch wine purchased at the source. So, tip for today, when you drive along the great bend of the Rhine south of Koblenz which defines the magnificent Bopparder Hamm vineyards, instead of stopping in Boppard itself, stop in tiny, quiet Spay on the other end of the curve. Two of the best little producers of Riesling, Weingart and M Mueller, have Weinstuben within yards of each other on the main street, Mainzer Str. Wines from the Middle Rhine aren’t so well known, so they’re great bargains. Stop in, try as many as you want, and buy what you like best.
The other great bargain, of course, is sexual satisfaction purchased from the source of independent female producers taking as much advantage of the FKK setup as we do. So, back to the report. After a quiet morning shopping and visiting the striking, and in its plan essentially unaltered, Romanesque church in Dietkirchen, I rested up and hit the road to Bernd’s again. Now that I’d seen the dazzling display of bodies at World, I was regretting this, because now I wanted to see what Oase was like before I left. A promise is a promise, though. My new Norse friend said he’d be there and I told him I would, too. I am so glad I went back. Consistent with the rest of this trip, I underestimated myself and my plans changed, which is why there is a Part V to this travelogue (see Oase thread).
When I walked into Bernd’s on this sunny late Monday afternoon, the same sexy, naked young lady who had taken my clothes and valuables on Friday (it was so crowded Fri all the lockers were full) led me to my locker. Looking back, I can’t figure out why I didn’t have sex with her, but the timing didn’t work out, I guess. Since I got there earlier than on Fri, there were a number of people in the "back yard". I looked out and the first thing I saw was a girl kneeling with her head between the legs of some guy lying back on a lounge chair. She was working hard. Sweet. It took me a while, but I finally looked around some more, and who do I see in the back corner? Dierk, of course. You said you weren’t going to be here today! Well, he said, such a nice day, I couldn’t resist. Dierk told me that our mutual friend was also there, taking a shower after already enjoying a session.
Since I now felt like a regular, I wasted no time taking a quick inventory of the 10-12 girls. Can you believe it, both of the slender, sexy girls with perfect 20-something bodies after whom I’d lusted on Friday weren’t there. But I did spot another sexy body, belonging to Swenja (sp? ; pronounced Sven-ya). She has a slight build, is around 5’2", with dark curly hair, and she looks quite young. Swenja sat there with a sober look and she has a plain face, but when I caught her eye she stared right back at me in a very intriguing way. Hmmm. I sat down next to her and quickly found out she is a serious but charming young lady, not bubbling over with enthusiasm but with a focus which implied she knows how to please. We talked for a bit and things just seemed to proceed naturally as she leaned over me and started a sensual BBBJ. The closer I got, the sexier her slender-yet-curvy body looked, and I leaned to the side myself to engage her in 69. Typical Bernd’s – there we were on the couch in the middle of the downstairs lounge, but I didn’t care. Still, I’m a modest guy (ahem) and I suggested we find a room, so she led my stiff erection to the one of the side rooms. No, not the one with the glass wall. I can’t recall all the details of the session, except that she showed great skill with BBBJ and riding me cowgirl straight-up and reverse, and that we wound up doing the doggie. Then another Great Moment, for the second time in two visits to Bernd’s, I got The Look. As I plunged into those hips so perfect I had ached to enter them, I looked at the mirror and found Swenja staring at me with a focus even more powerful than what I felt with Leoni on Friday. No doubt Swenja does it for exactly this reason, but the result was that I was lost in a feeling of rising lust as I stared back at her, and with quickly rising intensity I finished with that surge of feeling absolutely invincible one can sometimes feel. My third religious experience of the trip.
So, Swenja doesn’t have the face of a model, but my session with her was one seriously erotic event, and I cannot imagine anyone else would be dissatisfied if she were anything like that with him. What a fantastic bargain for 50 Euros, great satisfaction and a great memory. Maybe I should have stopped there like I did Saturday to enjoy the camaraderie with my new friends. I had already observed (as subtly as I could) a pretty vigorous younger guy service two women in that glass-walled room and after Swenja I watched again as he took another sexpot in that room.
But sitting at the bar downstairs looking pretty bored was Djamilla (sp? ; pronounced Djah-mee-ya), a girl who’d been pretty lively Friday night. She is about as tall as me (5’10") but a lot thinner than I am. Skinny, really, but Djamilla has a sexy, extremely flexible-looking body which gives the impression of a teen-aged girl blooming into sexual maturity. Long legs, blond (dyed? ) hair, and a pretty face with sharp features, she looks very Eastern European. I found out she is from somewhere in Eastern Europe, but I forget where now. Well, I started talking with her and I soon realized I wanted her, so off to the room we went. Unfortunately, this session was not so memorable. I loved her body and just wanted to have it, so after a short daty warm-up I wasted no time diving right in. She felt as sexy as she looks, but she also showed another attribute of a younger girl in not really having a feel for handling an older gentleman. With her not showing the psychological skill for bringing me along, I started to think I might not finish this one, and once I start thinking that, that is usually what happens. Still, I spent an enjoyable half hour (at least) with her and in her.
Djamilla knew I already had a session that day and knew I’d been there for two sessions Friday, so when I explained what else I’d been up to, she wasn’t surprised. She was gracious and professional about it, but not particularly sympathetic. She looks so sexy, I would definitely try her again. If I were horny, I think she’d be great, but I’d also keep in mind she’s not one who will cater to you.
After another hour’s conversation, it was getting towards midnight, and by all rights my FKK tour should be over. I had visited 4 clubs in 5 days, had sex with seven women, and I would need to get up before 5 AM on Wed morning to make the drive from Limburg back to Frankfurt for my flight. Normally, I would go to bed early Tuesday evening to catch up on sleep before I flew back home. And yet I was so energized by this new experience. I started to realize that I’d toured as much as I normally would on a European vacation, but by travelling alone and taking some naps, I still had plenty of time to visit clubs all evening and get a good night’s sleep. I was well-rested and incredibly relaxed. I still wanted to visit Oase, and I thought, well, just why do I have to be well-rested to spend all day on an airplane back to the US? So I turned to me new friend from the Northlands and asked him if he wanted to go to Oase tomorrow. He had been on the road for two weeks, had visited clubs practically every night, and had sex with maybe 18 women on his trip. He was planning on driving back that night, at least as far as Copenhagen. But he loves Oase and had been there dozens of times, including once on this trip. When I told him it would be about a 1. 5 to 2 hour trip from Hennef, he said OK.
His experience and companionship made it the most memorable evening of my trip, a real capstone to the whole experience. And that is Part V (under Oase thread).
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@ Johnny Z
There are clubs with an [i]Aniemerungsverbot[/i] and those without.
Bernds is one of those with. The women have to market themselves in a more subtle way: by blatant exhibitionism and trying to catch your eyes looking at them.
As I've written numerous times before, I don't recommend this club to newbies. As it is mostly a club with a local clientele, you may feel left out if you don't speak German well enough.
This isn't a club for just anyone. I can perfectly understand why someone might wonder what the fuss is all about.
Its small, cramped and the selection is limited.
Newbies and tourists should stay on the beaten path. That is the current way I think about things.
Go visit the large clubs and stay there.
Svenja is my current favorite chick at this club. When we get togther we always have a lot of laughs. Its not only about the physical act when I am with her.
The last time I visited Svenja and I were on that bed with the glass wall which faces the downstairs living room area and Mara was with a client on the couch facing us. We were laughing so hard Mara started to wonder what it was we were actually doing. Its quite strange to be having sex while you have a running conversation with someone in the background.
Jamilla is the more accurate spelling of your other conquest's name.
[QUOTE=Breadman]Think you could do this to any girl if your a regular and have a place that you can use.[/QUOTE]
. .. with this. I know from personal experience that it happens, but Bernd's has a very strict policy for the girls against fraternization with house customers outside the club and any arrangement should be handled very discreetly or she could lose her job there.
I guess that Katja being Katja and a Hof icon, received a special dispensation to post her pictures and details on an escort site.
[QUOTE=Johnny Z]Leoni is not that tall (5’5"? ) but has long legs and a form like a goddess. The long legs lead to perfectly curved hips which end in a very slender waist which transitions to a lovely chest which is a perfect platform for those perfect breasts. Leoni doesn’t have the face of a model, but she’s still quite pretty. She exhibited a pleasant, professional attitude.
Leoni was not bubbly-friendly either before or after or even during the session, but she performed like the goddess I imagined her to be. Actually, she had a back problem that night (she wasn’t there when I returned on Monday), and that probably explains the lack of a ready smile. If she was hurting that much, she is a true professional.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Johnny Z]But sitting at the bar downstairs looking pretty bored was Djamilla (sp? ; pronounced Djah-mee-ya), a girl who’d been pretty lively Friday night. She is about as tall as me (5’10") but a lot thinner than I am. Skinny, really, but Djamilla has a sexy, extremely flexible-looking body which gives the impression of a teen-aged girl blooming into sexual maturity. Long legs, blond (dyed? ) hair, and a pretty face with sharp features, she looks very Eastern European. She was gracious and professional about it, but not particularly sympathetic. She looks so sexy, I would definitely try her again. If I were horny, I think she’d be great, but I’d also keep in mind she’s not one who will cater to you..[/QUOTE]
...are the naturally bubbly type. But both have been at Bernd's for awhile, and are real professionals at what they're doing or they wouldn't last there.
They have their silly side though. Jackyo wrote about some of his Svenja sessions. It took me awhile to crack Jamilla's shell, but when I did, it led to some extraordinary sessions with a gorgeous woman, with a lovely shy smile. She's one of those who warms up to regulars, so keep coming back...
[QUOTE=Iseeu]. .. with this. I know from personal experience that it happens, but Bernd's has a very strict policy for the girls against fraternization with house customers outside the club and any arrangement should be handled very discreetly or she could lose her job there.
I guess that Katja being Katja and a Hof icon, received a special dispensation to post her pictures and details on an escort site.[/QUOTE]
Actually, wasn't thinking of Bernds' when i posted this...it was brought to my attention that another club I visited, some of the girls might get 'tired' of sleeping in the club and could possibly be encouraged to stay at one's hotel in town if they hit it off with you. Not sure if sex would be included in the deal, but if you had a nice room with a comfortable bed, you might get something in return.
Thanks for your comments, gentlemen. And sorry if this is a duplicate post, but looks like the site timed out (in much less than 30 minutes) before I posted this reply.
I did see animierungsverbot in some reports, jackyo, but it didn't come to mind when I was writing my 5-part novel. Isn't german great, you just shove some words together and you can create a term for anything.
Should have gone with jamilla, but I overthought things and went with a more phonetic spelling.
Regarding my session with her, I would definitely see jamilla again. One sexy gumby. A detail I left out was that she was sitting around after our session obviously bored and tired, and looking at me and my friend having our nice conversation, and it didn't occur to me she simply wanted to go home. When I paid and left, she took the 50 right out of my hand. With a smile, though. Had I known, I certainly would have gone up sooner just so she could leave. Monday was just a much less energized day than Friday. And I had already had a superb session with swenja.
Regardong leoni, lack of bubbliness notwithstanding, she gave me a powerful experience. With a body like a goddess. I would worship her again any time.
Regarding the club's atmosphere, obviously I agree with you, jackyo, since I said much the same in my reports, but I think you go too far. Look at me, I had a great session with sara before I felt acclimated to the club at all. And I think that if you don't come across as the loud texan ("who the hell here wants to fuck some beeetches! ") you can quickly get acquainted with some regulars and start to feel part of the club, like I did.
In any case, I had a pretty good feel for bernd's from reading your reports, and hope mine helps, too. Then the reader can decide. As for me, you can tell from my little asides that I love those historical details, and there is no way I would have done the fkk tour without visiting the original.
You don't need to feel bad about keeping Jamila in the club for too long that day. She can perfectly well leave before you. In that case you will pay to the thecken frau and they will sort that out later.
On the other hand, at Bernds she can't leave her job if she's not allowed to. Usually they get an OK if it's a very quiet day to leave before schedule, but the club needs of course to keep a few women until they close. I usually leave not later than 10 pm myself, so I have missed the last closing hour and can't tell what's going on at that time.
[quote=Johnny Z]Regarding the club's atmosphere, obviously I agree with you, jackyo, since I said much the same in my reports, but I think you go too far. Look at me, I had a great session with sara before I felt acclimated to the club at all. And I think that if you don't come across as the loud texan ("who the hell here wants to fuck some beeetches! ") you can quickly get acquainted with some regulars and start to feel part of the club, like I did.[/quote]
... as folks will occasionally visit it after reading these posts and then post about how disappointed they were with the facilities and the selection.
So I have taken to setting low expectations for it.
It is what it is. It is primarily about service. Its also about hanging out with the girls, the staff and the clientele and just shooting the breeze.
If you read several months back (or was it years back?) on this thread, they launched a new website and had several photos of the women which looked almost too good to be true. We spent a bit of time trying to figure out if the women we know and love from this club were even to be seen.
The debate revolved around authenticity. This club has always been real.
regarding Katya's double act. I meant the correct thing to do would be to book her through the agency and then broach the question with her of personal service cutting the agency out. But to be fair to her, or any girl, you should be talking about an overnight or a three hour session minimum - on other words she then regards you as one of her very special clients. Yes, Bernd's like every club does take a dim view of 'private' work originating in the club. but I too from personal experience know it happens (met my girlfriend there). As for dispensation, this would imply that Bernd's have an employee relationship with Katya, which they don't and do anything to avoid.So I have my doubts that their embargo reaches this far. Katya is a free agent and can do what she likes under the law. and Bernd's is a club that prides itself in a kind of family management attitude. There are many girls who work in 'houses' (puffs to you and me) and are also signed up with escort agencies.
Back in the Sankt Augustine-Meindorf club days I actually caught Katja on her way out fully clothed.
I was taken aback and commented to the effect that: "Wow! You look really great even with your clothes on!"
Its not every day you can say that to a chick.
I miss that club. Think about Bernds but twice as loose.
'Nuff said.
[QUOTE=Marlow]regarding Katya's double act. I meant the correct thing to do would be to book her through the agency and then broach the question with her of personal service cutting the agency out. But to be fair to her, or any girl, you should be talking about an overnight or a three hour session minimum - on other words she then regards you as one of her very special clients. Yes, Bernd's like every club does take a dim view of 'private' work originating in the club. but I too from personal experience know it happens (met my girlfriend there). As for dispensation, this would imply that Bernd's have an employee relationship with Katya, which they don't and do anything to avoid.So I have my doubts that their embargo reaches this far. Katya is a free agent and can do what she likes under the law. and Bernd's is a club that prides itself in a kind of family management attitude. There are many girls who work in 'houses' (puffs to you and me) and are also signed up with escort agencies.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Excess]'Nuff said.[/QUOTE]
.. so this may, indeed, be a way of keeping Katja fully employed through the rest of the week.
Its ingenious!
Now if only one can find out how to get in touch with the other Bernds girls when they aren't at Bernds.
Dragged myself back to this club quite often with my tongue Jim Carey style on the ground. There was a girl there (German-Algerian parents), who later went off to work for Lufthansa as cabin staff on the Middle East run whom I couldn't get enough of. She'd suck my cock while I ordered a drink at the bar, then share my drink through a long lingering kiss, mutual sharing of orange juice. Each time I emerged from the room an exhausted animal. Once had the bright idea of cooling off in the whirlpool. then loudly ticked off (only Germans can do it this rudely!) for sitting there without a woman. told him if I hadn't have had such a good fuck I wouldn't be in deep water. He went off confused - with 'was that praise or an insult?' written across his forehead. for months I dreamed of taking a flight to Dubai....and asking for orange juice.
This was posted today on the RF:
"Ist Monika ... Sie ist nämlich auch schon länger nicht im Hof gewesen "
Seems to indicate she has moved on-- has anyone seen her lately at the Hof?
[QUOTE=Fats]This was posted today on the RF:
"Ist Monika ... Sie ist nämlich auch schon länger nicht im Hof gewesen "
Seems to indicate she has moved on-- has anyone seen her lately at the Hof?[/QUOTE]I think she spends all august in her native Hungary,so she should be back in September.
[QUOTE=Fats]This was posted today on the RF:
"Ist Monika ... Sie ist nämlich auch schon länger nicht im Hof gewesen "
Seems to indicate she has moved on-- has anyone seen her lately at the Hof?[/QUOTE]
Say it ain't so....
I saw her on my last visit but that was nearly 2 months ago. I hadn't heard that she was leaving and hope that it's not true. She was a stalwart- could always be found in "her place" on the upstairs couch facing the entrance, and could always be counted on for a good session complete with her patented prostrate massage.
Maybe she's just on vacation? ;-(
[QUOTE=Iseeu]
Maybe she's just on vacation? ;-([/QUOTE]
You are correct--the original poster on the RF received a reply:
Monika
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Hallo Fkk-Fan,
Zitat:
Zitat von Fkk-Fan
Ist Monika (auch ungarischer Abstammung) auch dort? Sie ist nämlich auch schon länger nicht im Hof gewesen ...
Monika ist in Urlaub und soll ab der nächsten Woche wieder im Hof sein. Sicherheitshalber würde ich dann aber vorher anrufen, ob sie auch wirklich wieder da ist.
Gruss
Hugo1147
So it is urlaub until next week.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]Say it ain't so....
I saw her on my last visit but that was nearly 2 months ago. I hadn't heard that she was leaving and hope that it's not true. She was a stalwart- could always be found in "her place" on the upstairs couch facing the entrance, and could always be counted on for a good session complete with her patented prostrate massage.
Maybe she's just on vacation? ;-([/QUOTE]
Good heavens! Let us hope she is just on vacation.
The girl does need a break but hopefully its not one which takes her out of circulation.
Hopefully Carmen is still there to represent Hungary. Where would the world be without Hungarian women?
Monika does annually return to her homeland for a freshen and catch-up as Long Range and Fats indicate.
Sometimes, she returns with or is followed by one or more of her countrywomen who have heard Ms. M. tell tall stories of the goings on at Bernd's and how a young Magyar can supplement her education fund with unusual and sometimes stimulating work.
What better chance for a young girl to work with Bernd's faithful Pensioners and not so old Guests, all of whom are learning the "Art of Growing Old Disgracefully" ?.
Let's hope so.
E.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Good heavens! Let us hope she is just on vacation.
The girl does need a break but hopefully its not one which takes her out of circulation.
Hopefully Carmen is still there to represent Hungary. Where would the world be without Hungarian women?[/QUOTE]
@Jackyo - as you know my answer to a world without Hungarian women is - 'not worth living', ah, those Budapest Babes!
[QUOTE=Marlow]@Jackyo - as you know my answer to a world without Hungarian women is - 'not worth living', ah, those Budapest Babes![/QUOTE]
... which only stocked Hungarian women.
Not found one so far.
Its that hot Gypsy blood flowing through their veins, I think.
And to think that Bernds has not one but two: Monika and Carmen!
I am planning on visiting Bernds next Wednesday evening and Thursday afternoon.
Would the Euro Park Hotel be a good place to stay after an evening at Bernds?
Thanks for any suggestions.
[QUOTE=Visual]I am planning on visiting Bernds next Wednesday evening and Thursday afternoon.
Would the Euro Park Hotel be a good place to stay after an evening at Bernds?
Thanks for any suggestions.[/QUOTE]
I've never stayed there, but it's fairly close to the Hof located in the Hennef industrial zone.
I usually stay, due our corporate rate at either the Holiday Inn Express Troisdorf, which is about 15 minutes away by car, has a McDonald's and Subway right next door and is a short walk or drive away from TraumParadies in Spich, or HI Cologne Bonn Airport, which is 5 minutes further away, but very convenient if you're flying in or out of CGN.
[QUOTE=Iseeu]I've never stayed there, but it's fairly close to the Hof located in the Hennef industrial zone.
I usually stay, due our corporate rate at either the Holiday Inn Express Troisdorf, which is about 15 minutes away by car, has a McDonald's and Subway right next door and is a short walk or drive away from TraumParadies in Spich, or HI Cologne Bonn Airport, which is 5 minutes further away, but very convenient if you're flying in or out of CGN.[/QUOTE]
I've never stayed at the hotel you name but the Hotel Reuter is a stone's throw away and you can walk home to it after your visit.
This offers lots of advantages. The girls tend to loosen up late in the day and you can just sit around and talk.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]I've never stayed at the hotel you name but the Hotel Reuter is a stone's throw away and you can walk home to it after your visit.
This offers lots of advantages. The girls tend to loosen up late in the day and you can just sit around and talk.[/QUOTE]Reuters, is a clean and inexpensive place, the only problem is, Herr Reuter does not seem to answer his emails very quickly, he replied to one of my emails after I had left home and already made alternative arrangements, I am presently awaiting his reply for staying on the 12th September, because of this I have only stayed once, but it was great walking up from Bernds, no stress at all.
[QUOTE=Visual]I am planning on visiting Bernds next Wednesday evening and Thursday afternoon.
Would the Euro Park Hotel be a good place to stay after an evening at Bernds?
Thanks for any suggestions.[/QUOTE]
Euro Park Hotel is a nice place about 15 minutes drive from Bernds. It is about 2 min from the autobahn and easy to find. It is a modern hotel at fair prices.
[QUOTE=LongRange]Reuters, is a clean and inexpensive place, the only problem is, Herr Reuter does not seem to answer his emails very quickly, he replied to one of my emails after I had left home and already made alternative arrangements, I am presently awaiting his reply for staying on the 12th September, because of this I have only stayed once, but it was great walking up from Bernds, no stress at all.[/QUOTE]
He does eventually answer his email. It maybe that during the summer months he goes away every now and then.
Things move very slowly in Lichtenberg.
The last time I was there I dropped in to check in at about noon. I'd written in advance to say that I was going to drop by to get the key. There was a car in the driveway. The restaurant was closed but the door to their kitchen was open and there was a pot boiling on the stove. I spent a good fifteen minutes knocking on the door, saying "Hallo". I considered entering the kitchen and walking around but decided against it.
Eventually he appeared.
The food he was cooking was almost certainly for delivery to Bernds.
What I also could have done is walked to Bernds with my suitcase and asked them to call Reuter to have my hotel key delivered but it was too early to check into Bernds either. So I waited. It was a nice day anyway, even a little too hot.
What does one do in Lichtenberg to pass the time? Not much.
I got there once too early to check into Bernds and since I didn't have a car and it was raining had to find a place to sit and hang out to kill time. The best I could do was a bus stop.
Next time I am there I will see about having a conversation with a real estate person about how much houses/apartments go for in Lichtenberg. I'll be very specific about which street the house should be on.
Then in my retirement, I'll run a B&B.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]He does eventually answer his email. It maybe that during the summer months he goes away every now and then.
Things move very slowly in Lichtenberg.
The last time I was there I dropped in to check in at about noon. I'd written in advance to say that I was going to drop by to get the key. There was a car in the driveway. The restaurant was closed but the door to their kitchen was open and there was a pot boiling on the stove. I spent a good fifteen minutes knocking on the door, saying "Hallo". I considered entering the kitchen and walking around but decided against it.
Eventually he appeared.
The food he was cooking was almost certainly for delivery to Bernds.
What I also could have done is walked to Bernds with my suitcase and asked them to call Reuter to have my hotel key delivered but it was too early to check into Bernds either. So I waited. It was a nice day anyway, even a little too hot.
What does one do in Lichtenberg to pass the time? Not much.
I got there once too early to check into Bernds and since I didn't have a car and it was raining had to find a place to sit and hang out to kill time. The best I could do was a bus stop.
Next time I am there I will see about having a conversation with a real estate person about how much houses/apartments go for in Lichtenberg. I'll be very specific about which street the house should be on.
Then in my retirement, I'll run a B&B.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that,Jacko,I know that bus stop well!,as I try not to use taxi,s when its out of my own pocket (more money for mongering)will wait and see what happens.
Thanks again.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Out of curiosity I searched the RF and did not learn anything new other than what you already know: that she had fight with Brandy and that she was last seen at Finca.
Maybe we should issue a Missing Persons Alert.[/QUOTE]I was posting in other forums still without any answers.