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Freeler...

Thanks for the great report on Korat. I will be in Korat in June and do you have any recomendations for hotels? Can you tell me where to look for girls in Korat?

Thanks

Udon Thani - Does anyone have any information as far as Discos, beer bars or hotels in Udon Thani? I have not seen any postings for this area and appreciate any info.

So freeler,

what you are saying is spend my time someplace else??

Ok Freeler and AdleZ, the reason I wanted to email is because I have alot of questions, but if you (or anyone) are willing to answer them here...cool! I am only going to Korat and possibly Udon for only about 2 or 3 days so I won't have much time to spend looking around and if someone can point me in the right direction, then great. I am trying to get away from the tourists in pattaya, phuket bkk etc and I am sure there are nice places off the beaten path.

1. Any suggestions on which hotels to stay at? I have heard it is much cheaper up there for a nice hotel. I obviously don't want to spend 1500 baht, but I do need a shower and AC...for the ladies of course. haha

2. I mainly like the freelancer types. I thrive in the disco atmosphere. However I will go to beer bars if necessary. Massage Parlors are ok...but only as a last ditch measure. Any suggestions on clubs or beer bars? Locations?

3. I have also heard people talking about picking up girls at a park somewhere in town. That sounds like someplace I would be happy. Can anyone expand on this?

4. Golf courses definately interest me. Any idea on the greens fees?

5. Lastly, what is the going rate up there? I do not want to mess things up by paying BKK prices.

these are just a few questions I have so any help anyone can give me is greatly appreciated!

Thanks!

Freeler, many thanks for the link. All the info looks really good. When was the last time you were there? Was there any discos open? I couldn't find any info on that.

Freeler -- Good question...I have no idea how I'll be getting there. I do know that I don't like to waste time on buses and trains though, so if I can, I'll be flying. However, I don't know if this is possible. Any suggestions? I'll coming from BKK though.

Zelda, this is the type of info I am looking for. many many thanks! I'll be up there the first week in July so if you see 2 white guys in the discos....come on up and say hi. I am really looking forward to the non existant westerners that are all over Pattaya. It will be strange to be in a disco with no other white guys, but I anticipate the advantages. Also, is there any taxis up there? The way you guys talk it is all buses.

Lastly, I take it there are no flights to Korat? I dont really want to mess with the bus.

This is all great info though, thanks.

What is the market prices in Khorat, compared to Bangkok an Pattaya ? How much for ST and LT in general ?

Freeler, I am sure not bringing a chick along!!! That is like bringing sand to the beach. HAHA. Thanks for the flight info though. I may take the bus...but I really don't like to waste time. The max I want to mess with a bus is an hour or two, otherwise I'd rather fly. Certain things I don't mind breaking the budget on.

Any info about Ubon Rachathani and Khong Chiam, near the Laos border ?

Can anyone offer any info on Ko Samui's action. I will be spending a month there in July.

Thanks in advance!

JTL -- most of Samui's action centers around either the Chaweng or Lamai areas. Primary action is in the various beer bars, though it can also be found in places like the Reggae Pub or Bauhaus. I know there's some to be had in the massage places, but never investigated that myself.

Sorry about the repost, but I posted the following question under the General Info section and got no replies. I believe this is the more appropiate section of the forum for my question:

Any info on Hua Hin? I'll be staying at the Hilton resort in Hua Hin in mid July and would appreciate any info on the action in this town.

Hi,

Nothing in Ubon ?
I stayed 4 months in Ubon 4 years ago, but when I read your message it seems that the massage parlors and the karaokes with the rooms upstairs have disapeared...
What a pity...

For connoisseurs :
In your opinion, where is the most sanuk, easy going, relaxed, open, good value action in all I-San ? Nongkai ? Khorat ? Khon Kaen ? Surin ? Si Saket ? Udon Thani... ?
I am not afraid of non-english speaking places, as long as farang are welcome. I just would like to experiment locally I-San girls who have not been lured by Pattaya yet.

Hi folks...
next month I'll be in LOS, so I'm reading you everyday to have the most from my journey...
By now, reading all the post, I think I'll have this kind of trip: some days in BKK, some days in Pattaya, then heading to Korat for a couple of day, then Lopburi, Ayuthaya and heading back to BKK for my return flight.
Now a couple of question. What do you think, for a 16 days trip? Is there something important (yes, for TG and for traditional kind of tourism) that I'm missing in that area?
Any suggestion 'bout Lopburi and Ayuthaya? (while I have lot of info 'bout BKK, Pattaya and Korat, I never read anything 'bout those two little cities, but Ayuthaya is a cheap city to stay in...). Hotel, action etc.?
Thanks a lot and sorry for my very bad english.

IOTR.

P.S. If someone would like to share a beer with me and my friend in the second half of August... you're welcome!

Italyontheroad,
When will you be in BKK, and Pattaya?
I'll be in BKK on 8-17, and in Pattaya on 8-21.

Maybe we could have just a day for a meeting.
I'll be in BKK from 8-12 to 8-17, and in Pattaya from 8-17 to 8-22.
Maybe we could manage to have a beer together on 8-21. I'll let you know...

IOTR.

IOTR,
Sounds ok to me.

Freeler, thank you very muck for your advices. Yes, just a day in Lopburi, while Sukhotai maybe is a little be to far for me... But maybe a couple of days in Ayutthaya and Lopburi to rest after all the action in Bkk, Pattaya and Korat sounds ok for me, before going for the final rounds in Bkk... Just a futher info, if you know and if you can. How 'bout Phimai (not for the action, but only for the park?) It seems to be very near to Korat and maybe good enough for an one day excursion. Thanks again.

Hukster, ok we'll set up a meeting point in those days. I can't wait any longer to be in LOS!!! ;)

IOTR

Need more info about korat:
Which hotel is in the best location near all nights action.
I'm looking for room up to 800Baht a/c,hot water,tv etc' .
What discos and bars can you recomend ?

Freeler, thanks again.
I think I'll go there, for a quick taste of the khmer culture and for a cultural day before the "West Park" night.
Thanks again.

IOTR

I want to thank everyone for contributing a lot of good info on Khorat. I have been to Thailand three times and only stayed in Chiang Mai, and Pattaya.

I'm looking for something a little fresher when it comes to the girls and your comments have captured my attention.

A couple of heads up questions. Do you catch the bus to Khorat at the bus station across from the international airport?(if there is one). How long is the trip would you say?

Any girl advice is also appreciated

I know of a bus station down the road from the airport that takes me to Pattaya.

I plan to spend 3-4 days in khorat and maybe try Cambodia by way of Pattaya.

I enjoyed some of the posts about the border town in the south.

Anyway since I will be in Khorat what is the basic going rate for shorttime and overnight when pick up a girl from the park or maybe lucky at the indoor swimming pool?

If anyone new is reading this, I know one can get good information about getting buses or trains from the information booth in the airport before you walk out.

I just like to have an idea of what I'm looking for before I get there.

Again thank to all who have given so much good advice.

adleZ,
Thanks for the info. Everyone here seems totally against the "LP" books...I checked one today and it says that there aren't any buses from midnight to 5am?!? Chikan trusts adleZ more than LP....Chikan has read with great interest s'adleZ reports about Korat, and will take his advice and stay at the Korat Hotel, which has some action on the 5th floor. I'll hang out there for awhile, before venturing to the great north ......any other tips, please let me know (like getting to the hotel from the bus station w/o using a tout who'll rip me off by inflating Chikan's room rate at 3:30am!!!!!!!!)haha....should be interesting....

adleZ,
Do u have anfo about what I ask ( look 6 messages down) ?
Tnx

adleZ,
Thanks for the informative post!.....Never bought the LP book (just read in the book store) as Freeler already scolded me earlier on about it! ;) Since I land so late at night I can either go directly there or crash "1 night in BKK", hit the Thermae, and go in the morning (can see some scenery this way I guess-maybe this is better..). Anyways, if it's cool, I'd like to spend a few days there and check it out - up for a beer "or two"? Chikan would like to adleZ...(Last week of August)......Chikan out....

adleZ,
The last sentence should read, "Chikan would like to MEET adleZ"...It's almost midnight here and I'm beat after work. Later.

Thank you Adlez for the information.
A scrotum massage! That sounds very interesting. I never heard of that specialty until you mentioned it. I will positively try that. Which places specialize in this?

Any good Chinese/Thai restaurants that you recommend?

One reason I'm going to Khorat is the pool you mentioned. I would think the pool would be a great place to meet girls. Especially checking them out in their swimsuits.

Are there any places to play pool/billards that you are fimilar with?

How safe is the downtown, outdoor market and the park area at night say up to midnight.

Like others have pointed out one does take precautions everywhere. I'm not interested going down alleys late at night. I don't do it at home and I'm not going to do it there.

Again thanks for all previous help.

Oh! besides the scrotum massage do you recommend a good place for traditional Thai massage and or food massage?

appreciated

Anybody for infromation about Rayong ?

Thanks Adlez for the info. I always like to have a little heads up before going to a new place.

I should be there around August 8 or so. I going to Thailand via Philippines.

This will be my third visit to Thailand.

Everytime there is something new.

Again thank you

For anyone else who may go after August 20, I will post some of the outcomes of my visit that may help others who follow.

Need more info for Korat Hotel,
What is there rates?
Is it the Kstar on the net
1000 baht per day?

Thanks

mangothaibob,
Looking forward to your report as I'm planning on spending 1 night in BKK (no song pls!), and then heading to Korat for 1 or 2 nights (around the end of August).....any tips, etc.etc.will be appreciated. How long are you in Thailand for? and where are you going (besides Korat).
MEGA,
The Kstar is the same hotel according to my searches of past posts......and you can get it for 500B or so (found a couple different sites that offer that rate) or if you just show up - you should be able to neg. that rate.

Thanks, Chikan

Will readup the old posts and see what come up.

Hello to those heading to Khorat in the coming month.

Chikan: I plan to visit Khorat between August 8 - 21. Then head back to Manila.

I thought about going back down to Pattaya for a few days and or going to Cambodia for 3 -4 days.

I think I will just see what happens in Khorat. I like the idea of hanging out at the pool then getting a good oil massage followed by some good food and then some "delicious desserts" I think I could do this for a week. Just fill up until I cannot take it anymore.

I confess I'm divorced and 58. At least I can still bend over and touch my toes.

Thailand for my limited experience is the only place where nice relatively young lady will look at me and give me a smile. Yes, I'm aware it is a game but I do not care. It makes me feel good.

Like someone wrote in an old post. It is the adult disneyland. Enjoy it and go home with the memories.
Don't make more out of it than what it really is.

Just three more days. I can hardly wait for my disney adventure to start!

MangthaiBob,
Where is Khorat relative to Pattaya or BKK?

*****,
Thanks for the info. SINCE THIS IS MY FIRST TRIP TO LOS i WILL PROBABLY STICK TO bkk, AND pATAYA THIS TIME, AND VENTURE OUT NEXT TRIP. oF COURSE UNLESS i GET Bored.
Hey,
what do you think about these guys reporting price increases in BKK. I think maybe there negotiating skills have gone down the road.

Thanks Freeler,
but I will be staying in BKK for A few days when I first fly in, then off to Pattaya. If I get bored in Pattaya, then I will look at alternate plans, but from what i've read I don't think I will.

Thanks Freeler,
This is good info as I was under the impression that everything goes through BKK. I will be spending 4 days in BKK, then off to Pattaya for either a week and a half or two weeks what ever strikes my fancy at the time. One good thing about LOS is you can change your travel plans very easily.

Wow, Skinless, you're really doing the tour. Where the heck is Philot? Can't find it on any of my maps, and even Google comes up blank (though, interestingly, I see that Philotes is one of the descendants of one of the early Greek gods Nyx -- Night -- and was in charge of sexual love...)

Ah, thanks, that was actually somewhere I've been considering, less for sanuking and more for the folk museum, which I've read is funky, and supposedly the world's most beautiful Buddha image. Bravo Skinless on helping add another dimension to the possibility.

Hi all..... im malaysian .i will visit Sg Golok Thailand next month.
i want booking somebody (ladies/girl) for sex at Golok. Girl interested is arround 15-17 yrs old (new once)....is a luck for me if girl still VIRGIN....
so can somebody arrange for me and quote price for booking overnight

thanks

zarrmans@yahoo.com

skinless,
Good report! I had to laugh at the story with the maid.... looking forward to your report about Korat too...happy trails!

Skinless -- I admire your stamina and quest, and perhaps some day I'll do the pure numbers orgy junket, but not my upcoming trip. Looking to enjoy the slowness of the pace in contrast to my usual frenzy. Plenty of time for me to do more than enough sanuking in ten or twelve weeks there, and I'll be long dead if I try to sustain your pace :) My approach is going to be to establish a secure long-term base camp in Chiang Mai where I can leave anything of real value, and then be able to be out on the road with a light pack in some funkier/cheaper places without worry, though I'm not much one for hanging in fuck fest hotels in any event. (I don't like the really upscale ones, either -- just something in between with a bit of character.)

Regarding your comment about double booking hotels -- are you saying other hotels in the area aren't girl-friendly?

Freeler (et al), speaking of security issues -- do you have any experience with safety deposit boxes in Thailand? I'm thinking that it might be worth my while to rent a big one at a bank where I could leave my laptop and other things when I head out on the road.

And characters :D as well. I've stayed in plenty over time, in various places, and this point I'd rather just pay a few extra baht and not worry about this or that. What I lose in paying more I'll make up in using a lower volume approach than Skinless is using, especially when we're talking 8 a day at 200baht each :)

As far as the safety deposit box, it's more for various electronics than anything else -- since I'm probably going to be gone for a week or two here and there, I'd just rather not worry about whether the proprietors I've trusted where I rent long-term will misuse that trust while I'm out of town. Ten bucks or so would be well worth it for the peace of mind. And, yeah, I figured on checking with the banks; just thought I'd see if anyone had any history.

So, Skinless, do you agree with Z that the girls are spectacular looking in Korat? (I know you've been hanging in different places than his haunts, but still...) Sure sounds from your descriptions that you've found them moreso than Philok.

Wow....

Skinless reports although funny they read like a man's descent into hell. into the heart of darkness....What a tropper he is: he goes into the pits to report experiences from the bottom of the barrel.... we should give Skinless a medal for his bravery and for fucking just about anything that moves....... what a tropper.... Skinless is now the general of provincial Thai ho special forces....

And on top of it, he made a mess in Zman's backyard.....

Skinless, thanks for the reports and stay safe.

sup skinless...

have fun
play safe
boink one in my name

tapioca

Skinless... I haven't checked out the Thailand board for quite a while. Glad I did. Dr. Hunter S. Thompson meets Caligula with a little bit of Colonel Kurtz thrown in for good measure. Fear and Loathing Sanuk Style! Your reports make me regret that I have had to limit myself to China recently (due to business reasons). Your reports re-kindle the "fear" and the "fever". Just outstanding!

Someone can tell me about NongKai nightspots?

scotfree,
Provide any tips you can my man (korat area etc..).....as I'll be following in your guys trails in approx 2 weeks! Can't wait....hehe. Have a great time!
PS. What happened to our major contributor of info (besides Freeler of course) adleZ???? That testicle massage sounds interesting.!

Freeler,
Ill be in BKK on Sat. 8-17-02, Ill be staying on Soi 8 for 4 days. I've been told to get to Pattaya go to the eastern bus terminal for an aircon bus which leaves every 1/2 hr. My question is where is the eastern bus terminal, and do I have to purchase ticket in advance?

scotfree,
Good reports! Any tips on places to eat that were 1/2 decent? Sounds interesting there.....keep up the good reporting!
skinless,
Thanks for your reports and have fun in Pattaya with your little friend....hope you two can enjoy yourselves.

Scotfree,
Thnks for the info, but I already have my hotel,
Stable Lodge soi 8. Maybe I posted in the wrong area, but I needed to know where the Eastern bus terminal was to catch an aircon bus to Pattaya, and if I needed to purchase ticket in advance. Skinless, will you be in BKK between the 19th, and the 21rst?

Thanks Freeler, good info. Ill be in BKK for 4 days then off to Pattaya for 2 weeks, then back in BKK for 4 more days. No problem with the reports I have internet access in both hotels BKK, and Pattaya although I might do better at a cafe as the hotels charge 1 BHT per minute comes to 60 BHT per hr.

I heard starting this month, no smoking in a/c bars an resturaunts. anyone know anything about this?

Great report. Scotfree, thanks! And, as Packripper aptly posted in the Thai Women section, some like FFF, some like GFE, some like both. One of the nice things about LOS is there's a flavor for every taste, and for those of us with varying likes, that's the best menu in the world. Though I like GFE, I also like soapies, as well as the occasional 3F experience. It's great not to have to make up your mind but simply to indulge! Between all you guys (Z included) Korat has definitely become someplace I've got to check out on my upcoming trip.

surfernoah,

as you probably know, Samui is no Pattaya, not even Phuket.

As far as I know, there are no MP or Go-Gos on Samui (the governor of the province is against it), but you will find plenty of girls at open bars anywhere on Chaweng or Lamai (decide on which beach you want ...). I am a Chaweng person myself.

Discos: Green Mango and Reggae Pub in Chaweng, not sure about Lamai. There is a Thai disco named Angkor on the road to Lamai that opened mast year, and several people were killed there already, I was told.

If you fancy the GFE, you might want to consider an alternative which is to bring your own pillow from Bangkok. She would welcome the holiday and she would be an outsider just like you, and as such much more controllable. It is a bit pricer, of course.

Enjoy Samui.

Going to Koh Samui in November. Appreciate any recommendations for action (i.e. MPs, Go-gos, discos, etc.)...Thanks!

The scene on Chaweng is pretty similar -- with lots of beer bars, and some massage places as well. The area by the stadium, where the Reggae Pub is located, is also very much happening (for Samui.) Wildman's absolutely right that you can get "tagged" pretty easily if you're not careful, but of course there are usually still other places you can go. Depends on your tastes.

hello everybody

in november i go to samui; Will stay in lamai
is there anybody who has good experience in massage parlour in samui. Where to go??

and which bar you recommend to me

thanks everybody

Hi,
I'll stay in Trat and Ko Chang for a few days. Could not find anything about this two places.
Thank's in advance

skinless,
gud & informative fr bro...keep it up

adlez,
i learned that you are x-sun devil dude...i was there too between 93-96...if u were there between those years i might know u...for further conversation u can email me at noien2002@yahoo.com

my fr,
here's my fr on d trip to danuk on friday the 13th last week. went there with 2 friends.

checked in @ grand court (bht600) & proceed to karaoke/massage; can't remember whether 333 or florida 2, thereafter. caught my eyes on this girl. really cfm look w voluptuous body. with a lil bit of make up, can look like supermodel, a bit chubby, which i like. proceed to have 1hr massage session (bht100) to get know of this girl. she said she likes my masculine body & tell me that i'm a handsome boy. LOL. i thought i look more like chow sing chee rather than andy lau. i know oredi that this girl likes me. so then i ask her to accompany me that nite. she said ok. pay the mami bht1500 & left for dinner.

she reached my place at 10.05pm while me watching CSI on ntv7. we cuddled each other & chatted a bit. real gfe. then i asked her whether she wants to shower with me? she said "shy". i can respect that & let she showered herself first. i had a quick shower & then proceed to bed. she almost fell asleep. damn! i had to sacrifice d CSI ending & proceed to kiss her neck. at the same time my hand proceed to explore her p***y. wet oredi. she said that she hasn't had sex for long time. the skin is silky smooth, fit tummy, full round breast 34c, small pink nipple, round butt; need i say more, she's perfect! start missionery under d bed sheet (she's shy). less than 1 min, she had orgasm. wah lau! then she spread her leg & asked for somemore. i removed d bedsheet (not shy anymore). fr innocent, she becum a wild sex maniac. at one time, she used her labia majora/minora to grip my lil bro. damn! i almost thought it could leave a ring mark around it. after 30min i shot; not 4 or 5 but easily a dozen times.

chit chat a bit then then we slept. woke up d next morning, wanted to go another rnd. but shit, my friend called asked to pack up bcoz we have to leave. i took few pix of her w my digicam. d nude pix of her is saved inside my head LOL. if u ask me whether i'll take her next time, my answer will be a big YES!! Overall 12/10.

noien,

Can you tell me how to get to Danok?
Is it in Thailand or Malaysia.

Thanks

mega,

i assume u r cumming from m'sia...after bukit kayu hitam toll, go straight until u reach d immigration...if u were daredevil enugh, try like i did...as u pass the immigration, do smile @ d officers and wave ur hand as like u know them...drive slowly but don't stop unless they ask u to...but remember on ur way back, when u reach d first booth at m'sia side, pls hand in rm3 to the officer; consider as parking fare...if u wish to go further to hatyai, i advice u to enter thailand legally...

or u can try another alternative...u can park ur car @ d duty free area...rm1 only...if u were stopped by any officers, just tell them frankly that u don't have any passport and u'r going to the duty free complex or playing golf @ black forrest (behind the duty free complex)...from there u walk...d areas r within walking distance...don't worry about ur car, it'll be safe there...

danuk is a small town in southern thailand @ m'sia-thai border...imho to me it's clean and safe...

noien,

Thanks for the great info.
Keep up the hard work man :)

adlez,

asu reunion eh...my favourite hang out place was the alaskan bush company (ABC) @ grand avenue phoenix...god!! i can still remember d place!!...familiar?...cut out some coupons from the university's newspaper and enter d place free + a glass of coke + njoying d view LOL...

freeler,

me myself has never been inside the duty free area LOL, though have in mind to buy some duty free product i.e. cigarette, electrical goods etc. main objective is just to get accross d border to find some night life. usually went there in rush, so no time to shop. in brief, it's sandwiched between m'sia and thai immigration. looks like a mall from d outside. there's a black forrest golf course behind it.

anybody can help our friend here on the duty free area?

Noien,

Can u tell me how to get to Danuk by Express bus, I am not local Malaysian.
Starting from KL (Puduraya) please.
Thanks

Hi all,

Heard a lot about Ko Samui advertising on radio, has anyone been there? of course what i really need is some infomation on hotels and ST & LT facilities there, any suggestion?

Thanks

You're really not going to be looking at ST places on Ko Samui; the scene is just not like Bangkok or Pattaya -- much more low-key, laid back, and smaller. If you're looking for places to stay there take a look at http://www.amazingsamui.com/ which has a pretty wide range -- anywhere from 200 baht to the moon, depending on what you're looking for and location on the island.

For what it's worth, I did like it there, and will probably spend a couple of days there again this trip, as I enjoyed the beaches, snorkeling, and general atmosphere. But definitely don't go there if the nightlife or mongering is the major thing you're looking for.

mega,

i haven't been to danuk by bus before...but i'll try my best to give some tips...instead of danuk, u might want to consider to go to hatyai instead becoz a lot more of things happening there...if you notice outside puduraya, there's 7-11 shops..you'll see a lot of this ticketing booth to go to hatyai along the row...my best guess for the cost would be arnd rm35-40 per trip...remember to bring your passport along..

or if you still insist to go to danuk, maybe you can buy ticket to bukit kayu hitam or alor setar...from the bus terminal, take a cab to bring you to the duty free area...so from there you know what to do la...

or other alternatively, you can go there by tour package...i mean "bachelor" tour package to hatyai...you can visit their homepage http://www.hatyai-tour.com/ thanx to our bro raychow

good luck!!

kl to hatyai by bus,
transnasional counter in puduraya provides this service. if i am not mistaken, the bus will make a stop at bukit kayu hitam , hatyai and pattani. it leaves kl at 10pm at night. personally, i have not taken this journey, but i have taken this company's buses to destinations all over malaysia. service wise is good and leaves on time, does not over speed on the road and tickets prices are fixed.( some other counters do change their tickets prices based on demand/holiday seasons etc. )
better to buy the tickets in advance as this company is pretty popular among the regular bus passengers.

bukit kayu hitam duty free complex,
alcohol and tobacco products have the highest % of tax by government compared to other products such as electrical goods. so when it is duty free, the prices are cheaper by the corresponding amount of % tax removed. a view of this complex is below:
http://www.sriwani.com.my/tph/services/shopping/bordertown/bukitkayuhitambt.htm

going to Thailand for 1st time. There's no section for Krabi. Is there any good places, meaning variety and quantity, in Krabi?

Also any good places to stay in Krabi?

Thanx

Can anyone tell me if there is any pussy action in Yasothon Isarn I occasionally have to stay there for two or three days and the only reasonable hotel there is the JP Emerald. I have seen nothing in that town although I have been there several times now.

Any fresh info on Nong Khai and BungKan??

Where exactly is Korat? I may be transferring there this coming summer. Thanks

...(prog)

Prog,

Read the posts from this section starting 07-19-02, Lots of info on Korat.

It also go by the name of Nakhon Ratchasima.

MEGA,

Actually I went back 7 pages without really getting a good feeling of where it was. Thanks for the other name. I did a search on "Nakhon Ratchasima" and found a decent map that shows a great layout of where "Khorat" is, highways in and out of it, as well, as surrounding areas.

The URL is: [url]http://www.travelerroad.com/thaimap/khoratmap.htm[/url]


...(prog)

Freeler,

I agree. I surfed them yesterday...

...(Prog)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 6'Nail
[i]...about Ko Samui ... [need] some information on hotels and ST & LT facilities...?
[/i][/QUOTE]

for accomodation etc. look up www.sawadee.com.
There's a small(?) bar scene in Chaweng and Lamai (and some bars elsewhere round the island) . Chaweng has a GoGo-Dancing nearby the Green Mango. If you visit Samui go to the Chaweng or Lamai food centers to get good food at reasonable prices.

Massage in Hua Hin,

Can anyone give me a god advice
of a massage parlour in Hua Hin or maby
even a ***** house open daytime
(when my wife is shopping He He)


Uli the terrible

Hey Guys,

I'm in Koh Lanta right now to do some diving and I definitely don't get the feeling that I'll be doing any of the "Muff" kind. Anyone know anything I don't? It seems waaaaay mellow here. If someone has advice please let me know....Thanks...

MP

Does anyone about any interesting action in Loei, a small province near the Lao border ?

Hello! I've been to Thailand 7 times this year, and I'm heading back again for 10 days starting this weekend. I think Pattaya is a stinking hellhole, and Bangkok is a sewer also. I wanna hit some other places I've never been before and now after reading adleZ posts I will definitely try Korat.
If you have any new advice or comments please let me know! I'm a picky bastard so I only wanna know where the real hot ones are to be found. I'm also a former sun devil, class of 93. Thanks!

Uli,
Phet Barber is about the only massage place worth going! Ask any taxi driver

Dana & Adlez,

Well now this is what i call a reunion. Moi? Engineering Class '93. So Dana, are you the one who drove the gold color Integra?

Ever been to the Alaskan Bush Company guys? hahaha

To Isaan specialists :
Please tell me, is Udon Thani worth a stay by itself ? How is the sex scene ? Compared with Surin ? Or Khorat ? Any gogo bars there ? Is it easy to have a student GF ? Is is then worth continuing further north to Nongkhai if just for sex ?
Thanks.

Thanks very much for the info. I went to Surin quite some time ago (1 or 2 years), so I don't remember very precisely, only that there was 3 or 4 gogo bars (rather more Thai than farang orientated), all distant one from the other. I don't have great souvenirs from there.
So shall I give up with Udon ? What about Khon Kaen ? I understand there are universities out there? Does it mean opportunities for student GF or student-P4P ? Any gogo bars there ?

Hello!
I am going to stay a few days in Kanchanaburi just before Christmas. Any action there? Bars, soapies, freelancers, karaoke? Have never been there, so any information will be appreciated. Will continue to Ayuthaya and Khorat. Have seen som posts about the latter, but what about Ayuthaya?
Thanks:-)

Thanks Freeler,

a lot of useful information! I have already booked a hotel; Felix River Kwai. Do You know if it is far from the citycentre? As I have certain company at the hotel, I do not intend to bring a girl back.....

Freeler,
Now you make me hesitaite between Khon Khaen and Kanchanaburi... Which of the two has the hotest scene ?

If you go to Surin, you MUST take an extra day to travel to Khao Prah Vihearn (spelling...?). My preferred Khmer site, after Angkhor of course. You can spend a night in Sisaket. I remember having had a very good full service session in a massage parlor (there are not many, it should not be difficult to find) nearby the train station.

Hello everyone!

I will be going to Krabi, ao nang, railay, and koh lanta soon, Im looking for a good time, my question is does any one know if there is any brothels or sex seen in those places?
and how much shold u pay??

thank you on forehand Eric

Sugenman,

Forget about any of that in KohLanta, AoNang and Railai. These places are the home of the LP crowd and not for us.
If you are up to it, Krabi has one or two cheap hotels with an inhouse sexservice, no young girls, no stunners, but always willing. Find them and you'll be paying B200 a pop.

C'est tout!

Erik and Norhead,

Sorry for removing my answers yesterday, for a change I didn't mean to! I just wanted to add a little, change a little and put them together. But I guess I focus a little more than I should on the DELETE button, and it was gone...
This really is the only thing I wanted to add:
A better map of Kanchanaburi: http://kan.sawadee.com/kanmap.htm
This site (http://kan.sawadee.com) has lots of info on Kan, and as far as I could check: spot on!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Freeler
[i]Sugenman,

Forget about any of that in KohLanta, AoNang and Railai. These places are the home of the LP crowd and not for us.
If you are up to it, Krabi has one or two cheap hotels with an inhouse sexservice, no young girls, no stunners, but always willing. Find them and you'll be paying B200 a pop.

C'est tout!

Erik and Norhead,

Sorry for removing my answers yesterday, for a change I didn't mean to! I just wanted to add a little, change a little and put them together. But I guess I focus a little more than I should on the DELETE button, and it was gone...
This really is the only thing I wanted to add:
A better map of Kanchanaburi: http://kan.sawadee.com/kanmap.htm
This site (http://kan.sawadee.com) has lots of info on Kan, and as far as I could check: spot on! [/i][/QUOTE]
you wold not know the name of the hotells?

tnx Sugenman

By the way does any one know if you kan bye viagra in thailand with out a peskription over the conter?

you can buy Viagra at almost any pharmacy. I have found it at every place I looked.
Depending on your specific needs, I suggest to buy 50mg tablets that can be split in two (I have the pharmacist do this). Every person is different, but, I found that 25mg is enough to get the blood flowing.
As for price, I would expect to pay around Baht450 for each 50 mg tablet. (I forgot the exact cost).
good luck.

Chiang Rai report

I only spent one night in Chiang Rai so far, and my day was a disastrous saga of canceled flights, further delays owing to Prime Minister Thaksin's yen for airport ceremony, and utter miscommunication. As I said to the person I journeyed to meet after it became clear that we were not going to -- no sense us getting together really: why change an unmitigated disaster to a mitigated one just for the sake of appearances?

I arrived at mid-day and the person I was to meet wasn't to be found, so I decided to do a visa run to Mae Sai. I went to the Chiang Rai bus station and hopped the first one to Mae Sai, immediately making a massive mistake in where I chose to sit. Since the bus was fairly empty and ready to leave, I figured no problem, I'd just dive into the first open row. Unfortunately, the seats on this bus were far too close together for someone of my height, and I literally couldn't sit in a normal position, as my leg bone was too long to go from where I was sitting to the row in front of me. The bus also made dozens of stops along the way, picking up and depositing travelers, and before long it was packed, I had a seatmate, and I was completely packed in. (You'd think I'd know better, having been in similar positions in other countries, but I'm apparently an infinitely slow learner.) But, hey, it was 25baht.

We arrive a couple of hours later at Mae Sai, I check out of LOS and into Burma/Myanmar, and head across the bridge. Before I even made it off the bridge I was flooded with begging children who worked hard at getting their hands into my pockets (even had to tell them "no" more harshly than I've ever had to speak in LOS) and, from tuk-tuk drivers, offers of drugs and women. At this point (about 2pm) what I most wanted was lunch, so I passed by and found my way into a little literally hole-in-the-wall cafe where I had a marvelously filling meal for 60baht. I then felt a bit better and wandered back to the bazaar area and put up with being assaulted for a while. (Huge amounts of goods from the US at great prices, btw, not to mention most of the same things found in LOS.) I was tired at this point, and still hoping to hook up with my evening appointment, so I simply came back across and grabbed a songtaew back to the bus station to head back to Chiang Rai. This time I was smarter (probably because I was pretty much still in pain from the previous ride) got in early, and headed to the back where there were a few seats with good legroom. Had a nice talk on the way back with a farang retiree from Oakland who now lived in Chiang Mai and was considering a move to Chiang Rai as there was a woman there he was dating/sleeping with from one of the CR massage parlors. Never did find out which one, or get a chance to explore for one.

So back in CR I made another unsuccessful call and decided to find a place for the night. Freeler gave me a good guesthouse suggestion, but it was full, so I found a place called Boonbundan Guest House that was 200b a night for a fan-cooled room with what was promised to be hot water but was only tepid, at best. A bit run down, the plmbing needing work, but very clean and pretty spacious for the price. I'll happily stay there again.

The other advantage of this place is its location -- walking distance to the CR night market and most of the bars. I cleaned up, wandered around a bit, and had dinner and drinks at a nice little place called the Bamboo bar, run by a girl who's married to a Dutchman, her pretty 20-year old daughter, and her sister, recently come up from Korat. Talked for a bit, relaxed at last, and then headed up the road more, where I found a go-go bar whose name I forget (starts with A -- but you can't miss it with all the lights on the outside) on Phahonyothin, I believe, just a bit north of the Night Bazaar.

I popped inside and was immediately joined by a very pretty 21-year-old Burmese girl (Akha tribe) named Nuen who proceeded to make out with me for the next hour-and-a-half in return for two small glasses of coke running 50b each. She was from Mae Sai and had been in CR for two months, so she extolled the virtues I'd missed in the town. We talked price and barfine, which was stiff (bar fine 500b, short-time, meaning 4 hours 1500b) and non-negotiable in a hilarious way -- she simply pretended not to understand each time I tried to bargain or said the price was too high. I finally said no, I'm not paying that much, asked to settle the bill, and prepared to leave. She then agreed to meet me at my room after her shift ended so I'd avoid the bar fine, and stay until I told her to go in the morning for 1500b. Still too high, I think, but at this point I wanted something good to happen in the say, so I said yes. Turned out to be an absolute hell-cat and worth every baht and then some.

After I let her go the next day I hopped a bus back to CM, air-conditioned, a much easier and nicer three-hour trip for less that 150b, and since I was pretty worn out from the previous day and night I basically slept most of the way.

I really ended up giving all three places I visited short shrift, and want to head back. The good side was I got my visa renewed and had a memorable night, so that helps wash away all the rest of the annoyances, which were more circumstance that anything else.

joe,
You had a memorable night? Please explain.

juice.

Umm, you want a graphic novel? My companion made it so, basically -- great bj, active and enthusiastic as heck in bed, one of those women where everything is calculated to get a physical reaction out of you. Did that nice little trick with dragging her nails -- not too much, just enough.

Kurt:

It is the otherway round. from K-star to Korat Hotel.

Ok, I’m back at my laptop, so I can access some of the notes I took on my little portable keyboard and post them. As promised, Firedick, here are what I know about Krabi and Trang, which I’ll caution is not a heck of a lot, but since no one’s really posted much about either in a while perhaps you’ll find it useful. I’ll post some more later, as I get the time to clean up my jottings a small bit.

Krabi

I spent a whole bunch of time wandering around Krabi once it got dark and I'd gotten some food at the night market across from my hotel, but I'll be blunt -- though it's close to Phuket it's also a million miles away. If you’re at all looking for the kind of scene you find in Patong, Pattaya or Bangkok, you’ll be sorely disappointed. That said, I'll be the first to admit that there may be tons of things going on that I didn't see, as I was only there for a night, but basically the only place I found any action was on Maharat Soi 2, which I think is also called Phattana Road. (A caution that I've jotted this down two days after leaving -- it's possible I'm off a street but the general area is right.)

There was a massage parlor attached to a karaoke where it seemed like extras were probably available, given the proximity, but none of the women particularly attracted me, so I didn't inquire, though I did get a massage. I should note that I found a general lack of stunners, for those of you in search specifically of them, in Phuket, Krabi and Trang. Didn't bother me all that much, as there were plenty of women who were far more than cute enough, but if you're heading out looking for diamonds you'd best prepare to do some searching. I didn't count all the karaoke places up and down this soi in Krabi, but there were several, and they were stiff and unyielding in their prices -- 1500b ST, 3000LT was pretty much the norm, and I did my best in a couple of places to bump things down without any luck, as they just let me walk even though they were basically empty. So I walked. Finally I came to the Opera karaoke, run by a katooey so the cabaret is him going to town in your basic gay cabaret style (which I thankfully missed) and I found a few decent looking women here and a comfortable atmosphere. There was a tall girl who just couldn't sit still, bouncing around to the music, talking to everyone, mouthing the words to songs and generally forcing me to pay attention to her, so I did. Turned out she was the mamasan, Neung, twenty-four years old and a ball of fire. I decided to take her short-time even though again I couldn't move down the price, figuring at least I didn't have to pay a bar fine or hassle with the hotel, plus I was getting tired of looking and was ready for some action at this point.

Short time meant adjourning to a room on the third floor which was your basic mattress on the floor, clearly well-used, but clean and with a decent air-conditioner. Neung was as energetic here as she was downstairs, both blew (covered at her insistence) and screwed like a champ. She was somewhat concerned when I didn't finish after a long while but was game and completely up to the task, and I went away happy. She was quite surprised when I bought her a drink after we headed back downstairs and stayed to talk to her for a bit, telling me no one had done that before. Odd.


Trang

There might be a lot going on in Trang, but I had neither the time nor energy to really find it to any great extent. I stayed at the Trang Hotel, which with a few coats of paint and a truly small bit of work would be a very nice place. As it is it's a bit frayed around the edges, but the rooms are large and clean, the air works very well, and the price is reasonable at under 500baht. I was feeling a bit knackered, as the trip here was very hard on me -- supposed to be a van from 11:00 to 12:30, simple enough, ended up being picked up early and then having to wait an hour-plus in the sun outside the travel agency, melting away, for another van where I ended up packed in tight, unable to move or straighten my legs, with what passed for air conditioning essentially non-existent. Got to Trang at 2:30 hurting and exhausted, then headed to the hotel to stretch out for a few minutes. Freeler, you may be fine packed into the cheapest transport available, but it's really hard for me, at 6'2" and with less and less flexibility as I get older, to manage a lot of these trips, so it becomes a pay now or pay later scenario. And in spite of Freeler's caution that the LP crowd has now discovered Trang, of the 16 people in the van there were only myself and one Thai woman getting off -- the rest were continuing to Hat Yai. Now, it might well be that people are heading in droves now to the resort areas, as they're still nowhere as built up as many places, but around town I saw a minimal number of farangs, certainly far far less than Krabi, which is night and day from Phuket, Samui, Bangkok or Chiang Mai. Those I did see were either the backpacking crowd or what looked to be fairly long-term players with a TG in tow and an agenda in mind which did not include conversation.

I apologize, FD, that I've not got more useful info on the whole diving scene -- the places to stay around those areas fell into the outrageous price range (upwards of 2800b) for my purposes. I will say that I spoke with two Thai bargirls in Phuket who named as their dream opening a place in the Trang Andamans, but that's really the extent of my involvement there. My trip to Trang is really a small and temporary swat at a place I knew precious little about -- an "Uncertain Heart" excursion as opposed to the darker sides Skinless and Freeler champion -- sorry guys, I've definitely got a willingness to strike out into places a little off the main track, but I lack your relentless drive into the seamy side -- I just keep meeting really sweet folks everywhere, regardless of whether they're spreading their legs or not, which is one of the reasons I like coming to LOS. Yup, I'm no doubt a softie at the core, but I still know how to protect myself in the clinch.

So, after checking in and cleaning up a bit I wandered around for a while. Didn't really feel like dealing with a moto, since my back was still a pretzel, so I decided to figure out how to get to Surat Thani, check out the markets, and have a late lunch. Interestingly, the travel folks I tried both declined to book a van for me, both explaining where the minivans could be found and what they cost but neither wanting to reserve something for me. When I walked to the van place I understood why -- they wouldn't make a reservation either, telling me just to show up the next morning. Ok.

I spent several hours walking around (my general preference on these things) poking into the day and evening markets and just getting a feel for what was around me before going back to my room and taking a nap while the day's heat subsided. I woke hungry at 7pm or so, and found things had undergone that particular Thai transformation from day to evening. I seriously considered just doing room service and sleeping until morning, but felt the weight of forum expectations :), so out I went for a small while. I ended up, after walking a bit, at the Trang Southern Bar for drinks, dinner and etc. I was directed by a twenty-year-old darling named Warn (which aptly means sweet) to a seat inside where I had a basically awful meal of chicken and noodles, partly because I didn't understand that agreeing to yellow noodles meant I'd get spaghetti (and I could do a whole riff on Thais and spaghetti, but I think it falls into the general category of "hey, it's a noodle, right?) and a particularly tasteless gravy, but I was actually far overdue for an unremarkable meal here, so this falls in the category of so it goes. Warn, on the other hand, was a clearly delectable dish and her menu was made clear by the usual questions regarding wives, children, Thai girlfriends, was I staying alone and why, an offer to make my bed less empty, etc. I truly wish I'd had either the energy or time to indulge, but since I was feeling crappy and knew there is always another day in LOS, I decided to decline and head back to my hotel.

Once there I decided to have a beer before crashing (it was only 10pm) and wandered into the bar attached to the hotel, where I discovered there was a karaoke in a style very different from those in Krabi, which are basically straight-up *****houses, and more like the more genteel versions found elsewhere, (which we've not spent much time discussing here, since they generally don't fit the equation) where you pay 100b to buy flowers for the singers, and gradually work on romancing them back to your room with the promise of immensely more (and perhaps a long-time relationship.) At any rate, I spent a bit of time drinking and watching the completely Thai crowd, buying a couple of flowers for the entertainment of having the girls be mostly terrified of talking to me -- the language problem, and having to deal at all with a farang, since there simply weren’t that many around, though once one struggled though it all the others lined up to take their turns, with huge peals of laughter over what we couldn't manage to understand -- and I got an offer from a waitress to go with me after I tipped her for taking those 100b roses to the singers. Ultimately, I decided more than anything I needed sleep, and wandered off and did so -- Skinless, I admire and am cowed by your stamina, but for me, sometimes I need to wait to boink another day. I've certainly gotten more than my fair share of tail so far this trip, and it's a nice luxury to turn down available offers to do things like sleep. Perhaps I'm becoming more like Z than I think!

I gave some serious thought to sticking around another day and looking around more, but I decided to head instead to Koh Samui, as I felt like doing nothing for a couple of days other than seeing if one girl I'd failed to boink last time was still around. I also felt like seeing if my memory of the place was faulty, or if I truly did prefer it to Patong. So I got up early, another minivan ride up to Surat Thani (3 hours) a one-hour ride to the pier, and about the same over on the ferry. I think I'm going to stay here for several days, work a bit and sleep a lot and ideally get rid of the little sore throat I've picked up.


Ko Samui

Wow – what a massive and disappointing change in less than two years. I stayed in the same place I did last time, the Samui Resotel, which is on the south end of Chaweng. It was pretty much the same, some improvements actually, with the exception that they now had a sign-in process for bringing women back to your room/bungalow and an addition of 200baht per night for the privilege. I still like the place, but that does take a bit of the bloom off the rose.

Let’s see, changes. There are now at least two traffic lights on Samui, which pretty well says it all, as well as Burger King, McDonalds, Starbucks, etc. Most of the smaller Thai stands, including beer bars, along the main drag in Chaweng have been replaced by strip malls. Oh goody. Construction everywhere, and traffic a complete mess. When I was there, the 10th or so of December, plus a couple of days, it was raining like hell, which is normal this kind of year, the tourists were unbelievably cranky about it (doesn’t anyone ever look at climate maps?) It was also pretty empty as far as tourists in general, and places were going pretty cheaply.

The Reggae Bar, which has always been one of the main hotspots on Chaweng, had been closed down for a month as of two days before I arrived, as they had a girl working there who lacked both the proper identification and the age of eighteen. Truly rather idiotic at this point in things, isn’t it? Ah well. The area around the stadium was filled with tons more beer bars than used to be there, but the general quality of women was underwhelming – to the point where there was one bar where it was clear not a single one was under forty, and when that’s obvious looking at Thai women that tells you a lot. There was also simply a general dearth of women period compared to when I was there in May the last time.

I ended up stopping in at this little beer bar near the Resotel, the Rose Garden, where I’d had a good time and good relationship my last visit. There were only two holdovers I recognized, including the owner, which was a bit disappointing, as I’d hoped to hook up with this very nice albeit totally professional TG from my last visit. So be it. But my luck with this bar held, and I hooked up with Meam, a lovely little thing from just this side of the border with Laos, right next to the Mekong, twenty-three years old with a one-year-old baby back home with mom and dad. She’d spent four months with an Englishman at Koh Phranget, and was only at the Rose Garden for about ten days, according to her -- a week, according to her coworkers who I knew from my last trip. She was an affectionate little thing, though she had the frequently found Thai reluctance to blow, and after the first night she was quite concerned about her fatigue. The next night she was doubly concerned about mine, as she wore me out. I stayed with her the three days I was there, and it was time well spent, though I didn’t really get a lot of rest as she was a very avid and interested partner.

I did note that there were some nightlife changes on the main drag of things, though I didn’t indulge – a couple of karaokes and what was clearly a soapy massage place – it advertised “the most beautiful hostesses” and paino (sic.) music. The Green something or other, I believe – it’s in the middle of the beach strip, and anyone looking will have not trouble finding it.

Me, I did my pseudo rest time, mostly spent screwing with Meam and occasionally sleeping, then grabbed a flight to Bangkok for the gathering on the 13th at TLR.

More later, but as this is already my usual massive tome, I’ll stop for now.

Joe_Zop,

I know what you mean about Samui. The place has developped a lot over the last few years, at least Chaweng has.

The rest of the island is still quite laid back, and Samui remains my favorite sea,sex and sun destination.

My advice to would-be visitors is to book a room in one of the many beach resorts outside of Chaweng and Lamai. Bophut and Maenam are just fine. If one feels the need for some evening thrills, Chaweng is only 15 minutes away by car.

Obviously, if mercenary female company is required, then it is better to be closer to the center of things, unless one has a LT GFE (as I normally do).

[QUOTE]Originally posted by joe_zop
[i]...
Ko Samui

Wow – what a massive and disappointing change in less than two years. I stayed in the same place I did last time, the Samui Resotel, which is on the south end of Chaweng. It was pretty much the same, some improvements actually, with the exception that they now had a sign-in process for bringing women back to your room/bungalow and an addition of 200baht per night for the privilege. I still like the place, but that does take a bit of the bloom off the rose.
-> Them started proceeding like this three years before but if you check in your girlfriend them will not charge. But they raised price about 100% within 5 years. At the other hand the registration should rise your security. But it's still a quite place to stay. Also Try the Papillon Resort; opposite end of the beach.

Let’s see, changes. There are now at least two traffic lights on Samui, which pretty well says it all, as well as Burger King, McDonalds, Starbucks, etc. Most of the smaller Thai stands, including beer bars, along the main drag in Chaweng have been replaced by strip malls. Oh goody. Construction everywhere, and traffic a complete mess. When I was there, the 10th or so of December, plus a couple of days, it was raining like hell, which is normal this kind of year, the tourists were unbelievably cranky about it (doesn’t anyone ever look at climate maps?)
-> Rainy season seems to be pretty late this year; Chaweng had a lack of water in October where usually the rainy season starts; and in November there where a few rainy days in the second half of the month.
It was also pretty empty as far as tourists in general, and places were going pretty cheaply.
->Have you been to Tesco Lotus? I Think many small shops will close within the next few month and Chaweng / Samui will lose much more of it's charme. The area round Laem Din Market is changing very much, too. Have you been to Lamai?

The Reggae Bar, (-> Reggae PUB or BAR?? ) which has always been one of the main hotspots on Chaweng, had been closed down for a month as of two days before I arrived, as they had a girl working there who lacked both the proper identification and the age of eighteen. Truly rather idiotic at this point in things, isn’t it? Ah well. The area around the stadium was filled with tons more beer bars than used to be there, but the general quality of women was underwhelming ... There was also simply a general dearth of women period compared to when I was there in May the last time.
(This I can confirm; been there in March and in November)

I ended up stopping in at this little beer bar near the Resotel, the Rose Garden, where I’d had a good time and good relationship my last visit. ...

I did note that there were some nightlife changes on the main drag of things, though I didn’t indulge – a couple of karaokes and what was clearly a soapy massage place – it advertised “the most beautiful hostesses” and paino (sic.) music. The Green something or other, I believe – it’s in the middle of the beach strip, and anyone looking will have not trouble finding it.
-> Green Mango & Full Circle

Frog --

Yeah, I still like the Resotel, as its area isn't terribly overbuilt and it's an easy hop to Lamai (which is nowhere as ridiculous as Chaweng, though it's been changing, too.) I don't really have a huge problem with the registration situation -- it's just something different than how it was before, and an indication no doubt of the way things are going. Had I brought a girl when I registered I'd have not complaints, and I'm still not exactly steaming over an additional 800baht for girl fees for my stay. Just works out to the difference between bar fines in other places, really. And even with their higher prices they're still pretty reasonable for what you get -- I paid 1200baht for a deluxe cabin with air with only one of the pricier beachfront bungalows in front of me and their great beach and water.

I agree with you about rainy season in general -- there was rain in Phuket the first part of December, and Chiang Mai had flooding in November. Hard to predict what's going to happen when you chop all the forests down. But I still find it amazing that so many tour booking folks (including those in Bangkok) don't know that it generally gets wet in Samui this time of year.

I went past the Tesco Lotus and blanched -- you're right that it's going to kill off tons of mom and pop stores. Utterly ridiculous to put such a thing on this island.

And, yup, the Reggae PUB not bar, and the Green Mango it is -- did you go inside the latter?

Seydlitz -- I still like Samui a great deal, don't get me wrong. I was just appalled at the level and kinds of changes that have been happening so quickly (and so badly -- because of the way things are designed there's always going to be terrible traffic on the main Chaweng Road, as it's too narrow.) It certainly doesn't bode well for the future of the place. I almost did Bophut this time, and will definitely go to one of the spots further out next time.

Ok, a bit more from a couple of different places:

Sukothai

This is a place where I've literally seen more Lonely Planet Guidebooks than everywhere else in Thailand combined. More discussions right out of the pages about how not to pay too much, good and bad places to stay, and on and on until the backpacks are filled. This is also the place where I've seen more obnoxious tourist behavior around monuments, with people climbing them, ignoring designated areas, sitting on and grabbing onto ancient Buddhas, and tossing trash.

I arrived in town by plane, as I’d overslept the trains I’d planned to take to Pitsanulok and didn’t feel like spending another day in Bangkok. I begged off the van driver’s shilling of a guesthouse and went to an internet café, and found a note from Freeler suggesting a hotel to check out – the Sawatdipong. I went there, but the only thing they had (or wanted to discuss) were air-conditioned rooms starting at 600baht and heading up. I didn’t really need air, as the weather was a lot cooler for me than what I'd just experienced in the south. I looked around at some of the other hotels nearby, none of which really caught my fancy, and then decided I’d let the tuk-tuk driver take me to the place he was shilling, the Garden View Guesthouse, which was the same place the airport van was pushing. I checked out the rooms upstairs, which were dark and dismal, and decided to walk, but then I was shown the bungalows, which were quite charming, made of wood surrounded by lush vegetation, fan-cooled, with little porches on the side. At only 250baht a night, if all the people shilling them are getting a cut, it’s surely not a large one. I stayed there for three nights and could very easily have done more. This was in the new city, which has more going on, from what I could tell, than the old.

I’ll skip the general sightseeing stuff, though this is a fabulous place for that, and just note that from the moment I hopped in the tuk-tuk people were pushing women at me. The driver offered to take me to some (declined) and then hung around the guesthouse in case I changed my mind. I rented a moto from a place a few doors away from the guesthouse – very nice, 350baht for two days, 450 if I’d have done three – and the woman there asked if I was lonely and wanted her to call someone to keep me company. This was a fairly general theme many places I went, with the offers coming strictly, I’ll add, from Thais, not farangs. I declined in all cases, as my experiences in having people provide women for me or take me places has generally not been satisfying, but suffice it to say that it’s a clearly available option.

Instead I used my moto to find several places of interest. There are a stretch of beer and karaoke bars in between the new and old cities, and there are women available in them. There’s another stretch of bars running south toward the city from the bus station, and there’s some action there as well. I stopped in at a number of these places (including a completely Thai karaoke bar, where the agenda clearly was drunkenly singing Thai songs, which was a rather entertaining experience anyway) and there were some decent-looking and very friendly women, but in the end I decided against taking anyone with me during my time in town. There are a number of massage places, but as far as I was able to discover they’re all traditional Thai massage – though some very good ones, I must say, as I had two in the old city area that were among the best of my trip so far.

Also, just down the block where I was staying is a place called the Chopper Bar, which also apparently has women available, but I wasn't able to confirm this as the few times I stopped in the house katooey decided to attach him/herself to me and wouldn't bug off despite my polite and direct statements of lack of interest.

Finally, as I was getting tired of being on the road at this point, I decided to go to Philok/Pitanulok, spend one night there. It’s generally not a completely horrible bus trip – cheap enough, at 32baht for the air-conditioned bus, but it’s also your basic state-run bus with some wear. I managed to find a spot in the back where my knees didn’t get too banged up, but still got jolted about to some degree.


Philok notes

Arriving at the bus station in Philok, I tried without success to get the guy at the information desk to tell me where to catch the #10 bus to the local station (5 baht) and finally ended up taking a songkaew for 40baht to the train station, where I bought my ticket for the next day. That made things easy, and ended up being a good thing, as the trains were fairly full.

I must say that in general Pitsanulok is a fairly dismal town, little of the beauty you find elsewhere in Thailand. Some nice wats, a couple of decent sights, but overall rather drab and dreary. Skinless, Freeler, you're simply far more adventurous men than I -- when I looked at the rooms in the Pansombat hotel, hooker central, as I believe Skinless aptly called it, the rooms were simply so filthy and torn up, and seemed so unsecure I couldn't make myself stay there. Instead, I went down a block to the London Hotel, which was a little bit better -- clean at least with door locks that clearly worked, fan-cooled -- about as good as you could expect for 100baht a night. Asian toilets, shared showers only a small attempt at decor, but at least there was some small indication of effort. As Freeler wrote to me, it's decidedly more the Lonely Planet crowd, who were there and annoying as hell as usual, (the two signing the register before me listed their occupations as "artiste" and "genius" respectively -- and don't these people ever shut up about the places they've "discovered" simply by reading their guidebook?) but I just did my best to avoid them. I was generally successful -- beyond horrifying the two dowdy women in the next room by boinking loudly half the night. I was only going to be there for a night, as I looked around a bit and then took the train the next day back to Chiang Mai. Again I take my hat off to Freeler and Skinless -- after two-plus weeks on the road I'm more than ready at this point to stay in one place for a while. The various buses and minivans had taken a toll on me physically, as my knees were all bruised from banging against seats and my back out of alignment from being twisted into various uncomfortable positions. (Not to mention that I had a healing scab on the top of my head from a bathroom doorway that was unexpectedly too short for me, and that I've banged into several canopies and the like by walking and looking at something else.) I'm only 6'2" and I find it hard to imagine managing to travel in Thailand being a few inches taller.

So anyway, within three minutes of my arrival there was a woman sitting in a towel on the bench across the hall from me, smiling and informing me as I opened the door "I go take shower." Ok, well, thanks. I told her, "same-same" which is precisely what I wanted to do anyway after jolting in a bus and then wandering around in the afternoon heat. So I got a towel and grabbed my soap, took my cold shower (can't expect hot water, soap or toilet paper for 100baht) and stretched out on my bed as best I was able until the cleaned and somewhat dressed Ba slipped into my room. She spoke precious little English (very much the norm here -- don't expect to see many signs or menus other than in Thai, and don't expect that anyone's going to understand much other beyond that) and my Thai is still pretty pitiful, but I managed to understand her telling me that she is 29, from Bangkok, had journeyed here to pray at one of the temples, had no money, and was willing to make me happy for some. She had a nice looking face and body, thin, firm everywhere (no kids) and was generally pleasing enough, so I told her, ok, but later, first I want to sleep a little bit. No, no, she said, no sleep, boom boom now. Her hands and mouth were convincing enough for me to agree and off we went to the races. She wanted 500baht, I said 200, we ended at 300. She was the snuggest fit I've had so far this trip, astonishingly tight even after she was very juiced up and simply loved being pounded very hard, protesting whenever I slowed down a bit.

Afterwards, I did exactly as I'd said and slept for a couple of hours -- the previous night I was very restless, only an hour or two of real rest. I then went walking a bit, did some sights, and grabbed some food as the sun got ready to head down. The vendors around the train station are fairly plentiful during the day, but close up in late afternoon. On my songkaew ride over from the bus station I saw a sign for a karaoke, and looked to find that without success, thought I didn't really try all that hard. There were a few little bars around, but nothing much. I headed back in the direction of my hotel, past the block with the Pensombat, hoping to spot Skinless' Chinese lady with the teeth who he alleges gives the best bj in LOS, but no luck. I was however repeatedly hit upon by several of the local workers, none of whom I felt was nearly as attractive as Ba, so I headed back in early evening to the London for another session with her, which lasted till midnight or so. She said she needed to get up early for her bus to Bangkok, so I sent her off, had a beer, and called it a night. In the morning I was heading into the shower as she was heading out, and she then hung around looking for another session and then for some money for breakfast. I said no to both, and she tried to get me to take her with me to Chiang Mai (yeah, right) which I told her sadly was impossible because she smoked cigarettes (we'd had a running conversation about that.) When I expressed surprise that she was still there, she said the man downstairs was heading to Bangkok that evening, and she was going with him. I mention this simply to note that it was pretty clear, all the various stories aside, that she had set up shop at the hotel for at least a while and if anyone heads up that way she's well worth a session.

Just one other note here, off-topic, so I apologize -- when I was walking along the river I came across close to a thousand people, which means roughly one percent of the city population, doing aerobics in front of a stage there. This is in response to the King's stated wish not long ago that Thais exercise more to improve their health and fitness. On the train to Chiang Mai at least three people were reading the King's recent book of stories about his favorite dog. I couldn't help but wonder exactly how it would be to have such a figure and force in my own country -- essentially a close to universally respected, listened to, and loved moral figure, someone whose wishes had a force of their own and who at least primarily used them for the good of the people. Just a very uniquely Thai thing, I guess.

joe,
I know what you mean about Samui... I go there often and despite the newly developed Chewing and even Lamai the place still a great sun/beach spot. A great place to visit is Budda Beach, a short ride on motorbike from Chewing where there is very few people on the beach even during high season.....

In Chewing the hooker action is not good but you can find a few gems. The times I have been there I was lucky to find new goodlooking girls that lasted very little because the crowd that goes there is more interested on the sun/beach experience than hooking.... There is one go-go bar in Chewing and for the last 3 times I visited this year there was this one sweet and sexy girl I had a hard time getting rid-off her but was fun and very new at the biz...

Samui is for relaxing and getting away from it all (including Bangkok)....I like going there to chill out and not for the night action which is minimal.....

juice.

Sorry for the big delay - wasn't in the mood for postings during christmas season...

I completely agree with you referring to the Chaweng Resotel. I like the GFE and if you check in your girl there's no extra fee (reservation was for double occupancy). #124 is almost like you described - only a few steps from the beach...

I entered the Green Mango one time in November but it seems like the best days are gone - was very loud (as always) but looked a little bit dirty. But very close to it there's the ful circle (run by the former Santa Fee-Owners) with live-musik. Another Place to get live-musik in Chaweng is on the Beach-Road direction Resotel about 100 m on the right Side after the crossing with the road from Laem Din market (I'm sorry but I dont remember the name).
Soi Green Mango changed very much too; thei opened (and closed again?) a second go-go-bar; other Bars and buildings come and go but their number is still raising). But more and more of the small kitchens on the road disapear. :-(

btw: it's not the wrong weather, it
s the wrong cloth. And as you said: who's booking a beach-holiday in rainy season ;-).

joe_zop:

about your off-topic comment about Thai royalty (and this is off-topic as well, of course, and apologies for that).

Every Thai person (and I mean EVERY) has the deepest respect for His Majesty the King, as you have seen. This is in fact a combination of the "normal" respect the Thais have for their royal family and the respect the reigning monarch has acquired over the years of his very long reign.

Sadly, this bigger-than-life figure is now getting old, and might not be with his people for many more years. It is expected that he will be followed to the throne by his eldest son, who might have to do with just the "normal" respect.

It is most adviseable for any Farang to show no disrespect to the Thai Royal Family. Bad things happen to those who do not behave.

Yeah, I know what you mean. There was absolutely no question of the genuine affection for the king during his 75th birthday celebration, and there's been a huge uproar over the fact that shirts with the dog on it sold out so quickly (300,000, I think in a day) and the delay there will be in printing more. And there's good reason for the affection, I think,and no reason for a farang to show disrespect -- from what I've read, the king is someone who has a clear and generally positive influence on things, and a lot of his ideas and actions are quite something, such as helping divert the hill tribes from drugs into tourism for financial stability. He's certainly more of a positive social figure than, say, Queen Elizabeth, the second-longest reigning monarch, who's totally a ceremonial figure (and no disrespect meant to her either.) My friend here has been speculating that people may actually clamor for the eldest daughter to rise to the thrown, as she's apparently far more popular than the son, but from what I understand about Thai society that seems more than highly unlikely.

And don't get me wrong -- I'll still go back to Samui, as there's plenty to like. It's just disappointing to see the character of the place change so much and so quickly and know it's heading further in that direction.

Joe_zop,

On Pilok: You want to take the #1 (edit: or is it #2, I'm not sure now, but ask for ROTFAI=train or BOKOSO=bus<station>-F) GREY bus to the station for just B5 or B7(aircon)... The ordinary bus from Phitsanulok to Sukhotai is B23, the songthaew to town B4, to the old city B10.
The Sawadipong starts at B150 for fan-rooms, but it is a popular place with Thai businessmen and the cheaper rooms are often full around 3PM. The second choice would be Sukhotai Hotel, a bit down the scale from the Sawadipong, but NO LP-crowd.

At first, Joe, I didn't like the cheap fan rooms either. But now I do. They are so much more Thailand!

PS - Do you read your Yahoo-mail at all?

All,

When in Phitsanulok I saw this fat guy, about 30yo, carrying his LP asking NUMEROUS tuk-tuk drivers to bring him to Sukhotai Old City the next day. Don't these people understand that Thailand is a country and as such has trains and buses, just like their own country? Don't these people buy maps? I just cannot understand the stupidity that drives these LP-people.
There are absolutely fantastic bi-lingular maps for sale for just B90, with all the info the LP doesn't provide.

There is only one use for the LP: burn it on a cold night!

a selection from a load of emails sent during my six week tour of duty in the holyland, from christmasday to early february.

day 01-03, korat

girls all over the place.
first one up: n, a 30 yo, shaved, nice set of
tits and plenty of skills to make me happy.
number2 was e. petite.
lots of tattoos and a big nasty motocycle accident
scar on her hip. i guess she took the tattoos after the
accident for 'good luck'. has a big smile and dito tits and
one state of the art pussy. she gave some real good service
and she was as pleased with the b300 as i was with her.
number three was a fat chick from korat, a mistake! as soon as we
entered the room she started talking and she didn't stop
until we left. money, money, money, money, money, money,
money.. up front. well, i don't think so! refused to bj,
started to smoke a gawwdamd cigarette and spread her legs. one
big fat pussy opening up! ok, i have to say she wasn't a bad
fuck, but can't she stop blabbing?! i shot my load, got
dressed, paid and walked.

day 04, korat,

yesterday was super-zoo-day in korat. there were twenty or
so women available at any given time throughout the day! bkk women,
visiting korat with hubby and kids, trying to make some
home-going money offered just about everything a man could
want. lovely chinese talking chicks from chiangmai and the
usual locals. prices were a swell b150-200. so i
picked me one of these chinese girls, 5ft, funloving for sure
and happy to deliver. shaven seems to be the norm these days,
not a hair in sight, and i gladly accepted what she offered.
paid her b200.

day 05, surin,

somehow i ran into the only hooker on surin station today,
named seyang, who insisted on b500, but ofcourse she settled
for b200. we went to her room, about 200m from the station.
when we got there she told her neighbours how she caught this
big farang who was going to pay her b300. i made sure
everybody understood that only b200 were going to change
hands! i don't want no trouble, dammit! her room: matrass on
the foor, laundry everywhere, clean hongnaam (bathroom), and
us, ready to go. after the shower she proceded to lie down and
spread her legs. saying: bj no have, doggie no have. fuck that
b****! which i did, while she was counting the pieces of
laundry... it was like plain-vanilla but someone left out the
stinking vanilla! after about five minutes she checked her
watch, and so did i, what a boring encounter. another ten
minutes of exercise and i pulled out, tore of the rubber and
came all over her belly. guess what, she didn't like that
either!
i took my time in the shower, put on my clothes, paid the b200
( always pay what you agreed on!) and left.

day 07, si saket,

but then this little lady asked: where you go? i
said: go for a walk, she: go with you,
i, after one whole second of thinking: ok!
we swiftly agreed on b150 for full service and went upstairs.
named kaew, means glass - but in her case i prefer the other
meaning: gem, a 28yo local girl, 5ft or so, no kids and not
married for a change. well, well!
little kaew turned out to be a piece of dynamite, constantly
smiling and hot as hell. she undressed in seconds and then
took care of carefully removing my clothes. she started
jacking of my dick with those little hands of hers..
i like to jack you off, she said, still smiling.
she pulled me to the shower where a soapy rubbing followed.
then she somehow produced a rubber, put it on and started
sucking without asking for permission. not that i did mind at
all... she kept going until she indicated that her jaw hurt,
so i said: never mind, let's fuck!
what followed was the wildest fuck i've had in years. too
much!
i was so impressed that i tipped her b50.
after we showered and put our clothes on she sat on my lap
giving kisses and talking smalltalk for almost an hour before
she said she had to go.
kaew left one smiling freeler behind.

my newyear2003 started with a big bang in the presence of the lady from up, the one with the big twat.
she showed up knocking at my door around 11pm and, i will keep
this very short, left when i was absolutely legless and she
had squirted all over the floor during her last and final
orgasm, which was #..... i don't know...
by then it was 1.30 am in the newyear, i did the cleaning up,
and went to sleep.

day 11, korat.

later that afternoon, to my great surprise, i met d who
was wearing the shirt and belt i gave her. lovely! at first i
didn't recognize her because she was dressed like a
streetsweeper, with a hat, a jacket on. but fortunately she
saw me...
i promissed her i would pick her up around 8pm.
so after dinner i had a look and there she was. all ready to
go. like a real pro she dodged the reception at the hotel. or
really, they know when to look the other way. we went upstairs
to the fifth for another great three holer with this very
accomodating lady. hell, she still isn't pretty, and her
titties might as well remain covered up, but she is a go-er if
anything.
like i said, d takes it up all three holes, doesn't complain
if you execute a facial and says 'thank you' if you pay her
b200.
a 5ft4 dream cum true!

day 13, korat

(my second encounter with kai)
kai had just turned down a thai, calling him cheap
charlie because he offered only b100. then she asked me to go
with her for b100...
so we walked the walk to her room and she was just as horny as
yesterday, showing her tits even before she closed the door.
she needed it more than i did!
she undressed in record time and got on the bed, on all fours,
ass way up in the air, looking around to see what kept me. i
was putting on the rubber, getting out the ky. it's all a bit
unromantic but it has to be done.
as soon as i entered the wet party zone she started slapping
her ass. giddy-up-go!
she went right over the hill a number of times before i
planted the seed. and then she indicated she wanted to suck my
dick. why the hell not! so a new rubber, supplies are now
running low, wiping off the lube with a towel i found laying
around, and right down her throat. jesusfc! yesterday she
wanted almost none of it and new she wants it whole... must be
a reason. find the reason and we are in heaven forever!
i guess her knees started to hurt or something, but after a
while she spit the rubbered snake out and went back to the
bed. on her back this time, head hanging down, upside down.
mouth wide open, ready for a fuck-my-face-slaphappy-style.
without the slapping and the puking, thank you!
and i didn't feel no teeth either.
anyway, this is a sure way to ge me off in a hurry. so i
pulled out, pulled of the rubber and gave her a warm welcome
all over her face.
then this woman wanted b150 instead of the b100 we agreed on.
and, weak, weak me, i paid her b150.

day 14-16, nongkhai

i was horny as hell so around 3pm i made it to an
old stand-by kfc ('chickenfarm' or thai style brothel).
i walked in, but no-one insight, so i
knocked on a few doors and nid stepped out of a room, clad in
only a towel. 'b200' she said, without any further ado. i like
that: acurate and staight to the point. and she looked good
too. slim, tall for a tg and pretty enough to look good under
gogo-lights.
we proceded to her room, i paid her the b200 of which she got
to keep b100, the rest for mamasan, no doubt...
but guys, she fucked as if i had paid her a thousand, did a
lovely little bj, rode on top like the genuine cowgirl and
took it doggystyle with pleasure. everybody sanuk, i assure
you. the lovely little darling loves doing her job! in fact
she jacked me off to the finish and had a lovely giggle when
the white stuff landed between het titties.
worth the baht!

i saw that a karaoke that was a true karaoke last may now is a
true *****house. i was asked in with the promissing line:
'pam-pam inside!'
i ordered a coke, b10 for half a liter, and i got the
coke+m, who started to feel me up immediately, pattaya
style... four girls were trying to get my
attention, but i had basicly settled to go with mai, if
anyone. the asking price was b300, but after the usual 10
seconds the price was down to the familiar b200.
i only had a b500 note on me, but i agreed and paid. i got the
change instantly without any funny remarks or tricks tried. a
good sign. we went to her room, which was a bit pi style: very
basic and none to clean, but there was a bed and wasn't going
to be on the floor anyway.
m turned out a sl*t in the true sense of the word. trying
everything, bj again a bit on the weak side, but hj and the
wild thing no complaints what so ever! again well worth the
baht. this could be a place to come back to for a 3sum...
maybe tonight!

later i went back to the former karaoke
to pay m another visit, and perhaps let one of her friends
join in aswell. unfortunately none of the ladies present did
it for me, so it was just m+me.
m gave me a lovely hj, her bj had inproved overnight: more
enthousiasm and deeper too! she wanted me to take some photos
and again was well worth the b200+b40 tip.
this time the coke was b15 and i didn't get any change from a
twenty...

day 16, nongkhai,

well, i just returned from bonking the mamasan at the former
karaoke. mamasan, n-36yo, did have the
bj skills i was looking for, tho she did have the nasty habbit
to spit the condoms rubber flavour on the floor every now and
then. keep your shoes on! so she sucks cock ok. on top of that
she is nice, has a juicy wet pussy, refused(!) ky... and
she tried to get hers too. i like that!

day 17-18, pitsanulok.

when i checked in to the hotel the
woman at reception rang a bell. the porter perhaps? no way
guys. it's the wake-up call for the ho's, telling them to be
on the first floor and all over the new arrival. when i walked
up the stairs i saw three of them plus the old cleaning lady,
who is ever so keen on telling you exactly what this hotel is
all about: 'pam-pam' pointing at the three women. the one who
immediately caught my eye was pretty! i didn't have a good
look at the others... the pretty one showed me to my room,
brought in a towel and cleaned the room.
it looked a bit like a wife experience here instead of a gfe,
lah.
the old lady came in and i could see the surprise on her face.
'why aren't you fucking this lovely lady yet?' well, i was
going to, but since this is a business agreement i first
wanted to settle the terms. i asked for her name. s,
42yo. and goodlooking! b300. hohohoho, that's not what i want
to hear! i offered b200 and she accepted after i promissed a
tip if i could take some pix and i wanted a whole hour with
her. she asked me to keep quiet about the tip. mamasan takes
half of the agreed sum. so, if you're here: settle for b200
and tip!
s is a cocksucker, when she was going down on the rubbered
dna-spreader, she repeatedly said: i like to eat
dick! and that was no lie. at first she didn't take it whole,
but after some encouraging words - always be nice! - she went
down all the way and swallowed, too much! yippee, a
real pro. her hands were soft and strong, giving good service
massaging my tired muscles and my dick. too good! then she
decided we ought to start fucking by now. and she rode me.
first slowly, then wild. then she
wanted me to do the work. why not. she put a
pillow under her ass, pushed her hips up and said:
go, go. we fucked till well after lunchtime, so to speak, and
she took it well, i might add. s gets a freeler
recommendation! when i was ready to release the little guys,
she pointed at her lovely titties, here. why not? you
should have seen her rub the goo in...
she gave me a nice little massage to fill the remainder of the
hour, we took a shower. i took a few more pix, and she left

around 8pm the call of nature became to great
to ignore, i walked out, pointed at the first one i saw
(because she looked ok) and took her to my room. name
p, 37yo, nice big'n'soft tits, lots of pussy hair, bad
stretchmarks, b200, pop'n'go. and that's what happened. fucked
her, popped and let her go.

well, today saterday was the day of the encounter with the
'lady with the teeth'. she turned out to be a 44yo, perhaps
5ft, and no way you could call her pretty. but always smiling
that smile, showing the teeth we all heard so much about.
after some ado we agreed on b300 for an hour. at 2.30pm she
knocked on my door. i let her in and immediately she started
to treat me right. kisses, little massage moves, more kisses,
feeling me up a bit and always that smile. and those teeth.
there is no way i can ever describe what she did, but she was
great. and not just the bj, but her fuck action was worth a
repeat aswell.
she is the living proof that looks and age don't mean a thing
in this business.

day 19, pitsanulok,

the one i picked up lastnight for fuck'n'go had a swell pussy! j asked for only b50 and i, stupid me!, thought she was joking, so i offered b100. she almost jumped for joy...
what is this world coming to?
anyway, tho she was a bit of a starfish, she started to make
some noise well into the fuck and she actually got pretty
damned wet too. she could be a gusher, i always love to see
them cum all over the place, lah! maybe give her the three
finger treatment tonight and see. but for b50, and not a
satang more!

day 20-21, pilok

after checking the street several times for a b100 lay, i
dicided to give it one more try at 9pm, i walked out and she
-wham- caught my eye. i asked how much and she said b200. and
i said ok. why? because she had the most humongous tits i have ever seen in real life (on a girl her hight)!
her name was k and just 20yo.
and tits!
now, i must say she was a bit of a starfish, but one with
tits(!). i actually slapped myself around the ears with them
when i was humping her...

day 22-24, chumphon, nakhonsithammarat

in chumphon, within 5 minutes of arriving a
ho outfit was following me to my room. she wanted b500 st, but
settled for b200 immediately. it may seem i'm after them, but
this one, o-38yo, was equiped with above average sized
hooters too...
a bit of a funny lay, when i doggied her and i felt she was
going to cum, trembling pussy and such, she pulled away. some
women are in the wrong business. never mind that, i got my
load away just fine, thanks.

nakhonsithammarat - warning: this town is not for the weakhearted...

my room on the 5th has a perfect view of the fuckcentral accross the
street. there can't be a better planet to live on than planet
earth!
about 6 ho's are waiting for clientele. i will let them wait a
little longer, but after dinner will do the rounds down there
and take a pick.the rws is dead again, just like last may. a
police clean-up maybe...? i'll see tonite.
i crossed the tracks to see what's beyond the trees and
typical thai railway housing on the other side. it has to be
the worst part of town. for every adult at least five kids are
running around. it is a zoo out here. kids are telling me
which of the three women at an open air thai bar is ready to
go for b200. the other women don't go, unless i pay more baht.
makes sense..
the rws is quiet because the last train departs at 3pm, but in
the early evening activity picks up and it becomes the zoo it
used to be. two men were telling me with loud voices who are
fuckable and who are not. when i expressed my lack of interest
in the merchandise i was told to go to a certain chinesehotel.
so i did.
as you would guess this hotel is not a hotel at all. it is a
*****house. it is (probably) fuckcentralheadquarters in nakhon.
i decided to go with j, from phuket, chinese-28yo, for b300.
a bit steep, but anything for science... she had good
bj-technique, a lovely tight, just wet enough pussy and she
gave me a decent bang for my baht, but attitude less than
acceptable. even that b**** in surin was nicer to me than this
chinese ho. i won't go with her again. but i might visit this 'hotel'
again and choose someone else. there are plenty ho's
to choose from...
perhaps i will pick me up a stray from the rws tonight, maybe
not... find out later on!
it's the morning after, day 24, it's raining for the first time this tour and i did not pick up one of the ho's on the platform.
let me explain why:
the one who looked the best had some loose teeth or something,
when she spoke there were all sorts of disturbing sounds
coming from her mouth, resembling rattling, loose teeth. no
way!
another one had teeth that made a crocodile a good choise for
a bj... rotten, nasty stumps.
number 3 had so much make-up on, something bad had to be
underneeth.
the next one up seemed ok but then started to shout without
any reason at all, and made stabbing moves at innocent passers
by.
it is a zoo out there!

then i saw one of the guys who told me about the chinesehotel, now saying the place is a pool of hiv. i better use rubber. this
means that i should use rubber, not he. you see, thai men
don't fuck outside too much, but that's what they say, so they have no need for that protection. i've heard that total nonsence a number of times now and it is worrying.

i couldn't resist going for an afternoon-st in the fc accross
the road from the hotel. i decided to go with 23yo k and on
the way upstairs we settled for b250 for a nice fullservice
treatment. it was not to be... k had her periods, and that is
my personal biggest turn-off. i paid her b150
only because she gave me a hell of a bj and after i entered
the holy ground and discouvered it was her time of the month.
she jacked me off and took it all in her face. she asked me to
say nothing to mamasan, but i did because i always complain
when this happens to me. and like always, mamasan didn't give
a damn.
imagine those thais plunging it in there unprotected....

day 24-26, nakhonsithammarrat, krabi

my last night in nakhon was one to remember. at the rws i met
w, a 40yo cook from phuket, holidaying in nakhon and
staying at a friend's house. she repeatedly said she was not
one of 'those girls' but would like to sleep in my room, in my
bed, and perform certain duties free of charge. well, well,
another nakhon first: a freebie! but before we went to the
hotel she insisted i see her friends. so we crossed the tracks
and headed for the ghetto. i saw it before, but not like this.
the word zoo does not describe the actual goings on there...
we first visited some 'other friend', walked through an alley
and arrived at this one room shed, matras on the floor and
ofcourse a vcd player and tv. the friend wasn't in, but the
oldest son was watching a ripped private movie, the one where
anita blonde (or dark, i always mix them up) gets done
thouroughly in ancient egypt. the boy is totally undisturbed
and rubs his crotch while watching and says he doesn't know
where momma is.
the next stop features two (censored by freeler) while
the (censored by freeler) copy
the act... the adults are playing cards and bets and baht fly
accross the table.
house #3 is the one where the friend lives. no wonder the lady
wants to sleep in a hotel. at least three kids plus mom and
dad share the one matras on the floor. w would be number
6 on the floor. whilst we are there the private boy comes in.
he's done with the movie and returns it to its owners. then
w giggles and points at the window, a hole with bars
really. a fat girl in a very tight t-shirt stuck her tits
though the bars and squeezes them. have you ever! it turns out
she is a karaoke 'singer' on her way to work. do i want to
come too? well, yes i do, but i won't. this is a thai thing,
and i could very easily get into trouble at one of those
slump karaokes.
anyway, it was close to 10pm when everybody in the ghetto knew
i was going to fuck the visitor from phuket and it was time to
live up to the expectation. we went to my room, where at first
w proved a little shy. but once i had her in the
bathroom, any such shyness disappeared immediately. after a
good soap down it was down on the wet floor, where after
inserting the rubbered one it was all go. she was horny and
she needed it! she was wet like hell and when my dick
accidently slipped out she replaced it with three fingers. you
should have heard the noise... after some time we changed
location and went to the bed. big enough for a good bang, but
not really squeekfree. people outside in the streets probably
looked up to see where the noise came from... during a short
break w gave a nice little massage and didn't forget the
rubbered one. good hands! i like good hands!
it was close to midnight when the battle ended with some shots
right on target.
we showered and w went out to eat. i offered to pay the
'normal' fee of b200, but she refused to take the money. when
i said i would pay for her meal she said ok and she took b30
and wai'ed.i didn't see her until the next morning at the rws.
i asked why she didn't come back to my room. she said she went
to tell her friends what happened. it must have taken all
night to tell the tale...

krabi,

in krabi i went straight to the hotel.
i took a room on the top floor.
the topfloor is where the ho's live. so that's convenient!
i brought some laundry to the ho in room #1, she was
sitting on the floor, playing patience, and flashed her tits
and showed three fingers indicating b300 for a lay. i turned
it down, i'm not going to pay more than b200 and i wanted to
see who else was in. good move, as i found out l, 40yo - but
she looks a lot younger - from chiangrai, was still available.
she is nice and good at what she does.
so, day 25 ended with a pleasant b200 bonk, a lovely hj and a
cute little masturbationshow from this lovely lady.

day 30-32 pilok,

in the early thursday afternoon i ran into n, from pilok,
who gave me the whole story without being a bore: she has to
buy milk for her baby because she doesn't have any herself. i
saw the implications: i would be a kind of unicef if i fucked
and paid her!
anyway, n followed me to the hotel and proved to be a kisser!
have i turned from bt to kissing??? and a hell of a lay too.
and quite pretty aswell. that's a lot of 'good' for b200!
man, did she kiss!
next up, just after dinner, was k, the monsterbtone. a major
disappointment this time. she was having her periods. she
said: never mind, use condom. well, i
didn't think so and booted her right out the door. b20 for the
2 or 3 pix i took. she didn't complain, just didn't
understand, and was back in the street selling herself within minutes...

later i went with 'the lady with the teeth', again...:
we settled at a pretty low b200 and went at it in my
spacious corner room. i really love to see her gulp the
rubbered one down. it's an awesome sight! i didn't elaborate
too much on her performance last time around, so here goes it!
she opens her mouth kind of like a shark would: eyes close,
lips go back, teeth appear(!). and then she takes a bite...
brr!!! and she repeats 'til there is nothing to bite left,
slowly retreats and starts over again. meanwhile the little
darling does not forget to kiss and lick the tool, scratch u'r
balls with her sharp little nails... and, man, when those eyes
close. ready to take another bite...
anyway, she had to wash her hair when we were done. but that
was her own fault. never bow your head when cum cums flying
your way, ladies. or it will be in your hair.

later, on the street: no new faces, a couple i don't feel like
bonking right now...ahh, there's j, last weeks b50 girl. i
walked up to her and the first thing she said was: 'ladies
tell me ask for b200'. j is getting streetwise! much to her
visible surprise i agreed on the b200 and off to my room we
went. j has become one of my favorites by now. always
willing to take the meat hard and i love her glasses too
this time was no different. she took it like a woman, i could
ofcourse be wrong but it felt like she was at least a little
sanuk herself, and she got me off bigtime!

saturday's bonking adventures: more of the same i have to
admit. i had another b200 round with s. she had one of
those moods women have, bursting out
in tears for no apparent reason. fortunately this happened
after the sex part of the encounter, during the afterburst
massage.
in the evening i had another go at p. this was just another b100 cum'n'go...

day 33-34, pilok

day 33 was the day i showed 2 ladies the door without the
actual penetration... lady #1 started sending sms'es as soon
as she entered my room: bye bye! lady #2 promissed a bj i
would never forget. in reality i could forget ever getting
that bj: bye bye! i was however bright enough to take some
mugshots of this ho, so i can make a kind of 'wanted
poster'... 'warning: scam ho. all promisses, no delivery'.
but #3 was a cute little chinese jackpot. nice, cute, gooood
hands and dito oyster. and just 20yo, name o. too bad that
when she smiles it shows that half her teeth are missing.
another victim of thai traffic. but don't let this minor
handicap scare you away. she would have been the
lay-of-the-day any day this tour i would say. just b200.
gentlemen: support this kid!

an average update: to date my pay-per-lay is b225 and 25
satang. this does not include the ones i kicked out without a
bang, but ofcourse does include the freebie and roomrent where
appropriate.

day 35-36 pattaya

i saw one very attractive girl and we agreed a price and
went to my room. but on the way there she kept a few paces
behind me and i wondered why. then i noticed her heavy
breathing and when she looked around for a moment, i saw why.
pregnant and not very long to go. so that contract was torn
up. which she didn't understand. 'other farang fuck me'. well,
let them, i won't.

just after she went back to her spot on beachroad mee-au (like
the cat does) caught my eye. b500 all night. why not? so we
went to my hotel, but before we arrived i found out she was a
kisser, had strong hands and wore no bra and no panties...
hmmm...
in the room we went about it without any ado. a hot shower
together, lots of soap and sliding. good fun! after mutual
drying on to the bed where she proved nothing short of a
little champ. fucking like crazy. asking for more and harder.
changing positions herself. pumping on top. and when i came it
was all stars and banners.
we stayed in bed for a while and then back to the shower for
another soapy wash. and then she began to complain: too hard
fucking, have to see doctor tomorrow. have no money, you pay
doctor. she started rubbing her belly: hurt so much inside,
have x-ray before. baby came, now no good. next she didn't
want to stay longtime because there are ghosts in the
bathroom. now i've been with tg's who were terrified of ghosts
but this was a bit too obvious. she simply wanted out with
full pay... no way!
i've heard all this bs a zillion times before and i am having
none of it. i told her: stay b500, go b300. no surprise she
wanted go b500 but that wasn't amongst the offers. but she
chose the go b300 and left. i followed her downstairs and
made sure the reception understood that the room was mine and
mine alone. they put a note in the keybox. i like the visa for
its girlfriendlyness, but sometimes they can be too
girlfriendly...
i went to sleep and didn't wake up until the next morning from
a knock on the door. mee-au. who else. clearly hadn't slept
all night, and it seemed as if she had forgotton to take her
lithium, prozac or whatever. totally nuts. i'm not a shrink so
i sent her away. and she left. when i went out for breakfast
at 8.30 she walked in again, so far gone that she didn't even
see me tho i almost bumped into her at reception.. well, the
new receptionist knew her: 'crazy', and escorted her out. glad
to say i didn't see her again.

when i walked along beachroad, i saw a stunning lady, long hair, nice boobs and a huge ass, all wrapped in a lightblue indian sari. a feast for the eye.
too bad mr. just-a-bit-quicker-than-me had taken her already. good for him!

i went on and talked to a girl from nakhonsawan, but had
doubts. not the price. b300st is totally ok in pattaya. i just
had doubts...
perhaps i sensed i would meet o just 50m further down. from
bkk, 37yo, turned out to be the same quality as mee-au, but
without the crazy shit! another beachroad jackpot for b300st.
and the st lasted a full 2hours15mins. and she almost forgot
to take the money...

internet, prices so far:
korat: b15-20/hr
pilok:b20/hr
sisaket:b20/hr
buriram:b20/hr
ayutthaya: b20-30/hr
krabi: b1/min, but b40/hr
pattaya: b1/min, no discount for lt, one ic asked b2/min....


day 38-40, korat,

so far this new lunar year has treated me very well. last
night i had the second freebie of the tour. a 40yo from
lopburi couldn't stand being alone any longer and headed for
the park for some 'friendship'.
as usual, women on the search are the ones to catch, as she
too needed it baaaad! we went to her room in a
chinese hotel. she shared the room with her
daughter and her daughter's boyfriend. first we had to get
them out and then play commenced. she got rid of her clothes
in no time, leaving me well behind. i tried to make good use
of this time and gave her the ky. she put some on two fingers
and rubbed it in...
why do women do that, don't they know it turns me on to much?
we skipped most of the foreplay, no need for it, but got
straight to the penetration and pumping part. i felt her pussy
tightening after just a few thrusts. her contorted face told
the rest. if she wasn't cumming all the time, she was the best
actor i ever met. it must have done her some good, because
after the act she didn't let me go. she massaged me, kissed me
all the time, and she refused the money i offered her for
'roomrent'. holidaying in thailand may be very cheap for us,
but not for many thais, she should have taken the cash.

later this morning i met n. had her a few times before, to my
total satisfaction, and agreed to see her tonight.

saturday morning...

n played hard to get last night... so i went straight to w,
the freebie woman, and had a ball, paid her b200. she now
accepted the money. later, ofcourse, n was angry, but
promissed to be there for me tonight. we'll see.
i didn't exactly save myself for n today. she was brought to
'work' by a thai on a huge bike and avoided me all the time
that he was around. i'm not counting on her tonight. so i went
to a st hotel with o and i more or less fucked the shit out
of her. i don't really think she liked it, but i did, lah!
i paid her b150 for the assault and b50 for some pix.

back on the street a girl with a difficult name, let's call her
chch, insisted on a fuck and right now! that fact alone
set the price at b100. she showed her tits in the elevator,
just long enough for me to get the camera out and snap a few
shots. in the room, all i did was some pic-taking and some
semi-penetrating. she was too small down there and refused to
use ky. i don't know what she was scared of, but ky wasn't an
option for her. so she left with the b100 as a modelingfee...

i've got just three more days to go and i will go all out from
now on. if i like it, i'll fuck it.

i liked k2, from lopburi, and she wanted to go, so we went.
i took some titty pix in the elevator, just like i did with
chch... in the room she got undressed and ready to go in
half a minute. she gave me my b200 worth for over an hour, i
was happy and i think i can say she was too.

day 40-41, korat

i haven't seen n since motorboy dropped her off, so she is out
of sight, out of mind. who cares?
i see o and she takes my offer of b150 for some pumping in
that st hotel.
she is just cum'n'go material but i like her. she is fun to be
with. but no extra's, no hj, bj or cim. just bang-bang-bang. just
like last saturday. but this time she really fucked back, so i
guess she liked it, or maybe she wanted to get me off quicker!
she got me off, no question about that.

after i had soup at the nightmarket i sat accross the road
from the chinesehotel. this hotel must be the fchq in korat. i
know that at least seven sw's reside at the chinesehotel.
after i had an ice-cream and a bottle of m-sport w appears. our
eyes meet and she turns around and goes back to her room.
today she is wan the pro. she wants b200, fuck
only. no, no massage... no, no bj... still, i agree...
the action is the same as before, basicly, just better,
including vagina dentata.... suddenly she makes a surprise
move. she pulls back, leaving my dick pointing at a lot of
empty space for a moment but then she wraps her lips around
it. she gives me a ten second 'bj-preview', stops and says for
b100 more she finish me off with her mouth and tongue. i know
she has me in her web... but i'm weak and say: 'ok'. and she
bj's and she dt's and she massages my balls and i'm soooo
happy. and when i'm about to cum the darling pulls of the
rubber and takes it all on her face and in her mouth (but
didn't swallow). jesus, i'm spent and after some recovering we
head for the bathroom, outside. we wash off the goo and the
sweat and the ky and back in the room i want a massage to
relax my muscles. at first she refuses, but don't get dressed
and just wait until she's done with her make-up and then i get
a two-minute-speed-massage. she pushes her thumbs in my neck and spine, then grabs my chin and goes: 'one, two...'
kkkrrrkkk to the left and then 'one, two...' kkkrrrkkk to
the right. she could have broken my neck... but this felt
soooo good!
bottomline: this lady has s-k-i-l-l-s.
my 'problem' is that i found out about these
skills in the wrong order.
first you should get the massage, then the hj, the bj and then
you should fuck her. and she kisses damned good too. god knows she may even do a real testicle massage. must find out!

day 42, korat,

the last report, written at 4.45am on a cold very early
morning in europe. the jetlag helps me wake up early...
i decided to go to w for my last session to check what she
can really do. i went to her room at the chinesehotel to make
an appointment for 'massage only'. 3.30pm suited her and me
just fine.
while i was waiting for the hours to go by, i took e to a st-hotel
for some pass-time-banging. that was ok.
3.30pm.
w time.
to the point: she can do a good massage, but doesn't have the
patience to go through with it for the full 2 hours it should
take. she's too horny or pretends to be. after 15mins she
started to pull my shorts off. i resisted for a full 5 minutes
and then i had to surrender.
but i tried!
i urged her to play with my balls, but apart from a few gooood
touches, no signs of testicle-massage-capability.
anyway, do try this lady!
around 5.30pm i made it back to the hotel to pick up my
things, i chartered a samlor-biker for the ride to the rws
to go to the airport to go home:(

freeler
(or should i say 'freezer', damned cold!)

Freeler,
Good report......wouldn't mind having a "once-over" some of your pic's....hehe. If you don't mind, send some to canada_1970@hotmail.com Thanks! Sounds like you out did yourself! We'll have to see how Skinless does now and compare......haha. Take care.

Phitsanalok Report: Shinless arrived at Bkk Internayional, picked up his Viagra at the phartmacy between the international and domestic airports. He then flew to Philok, where he got a 30 bt motor bike taxi to the Pansobat Hotel. A guard of honor of 15 women of (low) virtue were therer to greet him with such traditional greetings as Pam Pam, and gestures of fellatio (putting fingers into their mouths suggestively). Skinless ignored them but checked into his old room (203), changed and got ready to party with them. Each was paid 200 bt regardless of service. In all, Skinless fucked 5 of them, got bbbjs from most of them and some anal. The nicest was a 19 yo picked from the brothle on the road parallel to PSB Hotel. He stayed there 2 nights and is now in Chiang Mai, having doen a Freeler and paid 65 bt for the local train. Some Skinless tips on PSB:
1. stash your cash under the bed.
2. booby trap the door with the towel guard.
3. checjk their pussies for diseases.
4. hide your towel so they don't use it (this could also be a STI risk).
5. have something to kill the bugs with.

The lady with the teeth got a going over as did her friend. I passed on their apprentice. The bed was no good for the bracelets but I did get a bj wearing the mak of a gorilla and I got the lady with the teeth and her fat friend to do fellatio on each other, each wearing a mask (pig and gorilla). They got into the spirit of things but are obviously unused to fisting. The younger ones are nice, shy etc but a total waste for anything less than plain vanilla. They are good girls though and it was nice to see them in the temple the next day with my 200 bt as offerings.
Philok is really only best to take a break in and get rid of some old semen. I am no longer in love with the teeth lady and her performance, like that of her friend, let a lot ot be desired. They did have some fun with the double edged dildo though. The inside crew work 9 to 5, roughly, and there are always some other floating around. There was a lot of LE around on the second night which helped me sleep some and get my early start today. I left PHilok at 7.30, have arrived here in Chinag Mai at 4.30, wil wash, rest up and maybe fuck some tonight. Then it is north after the elusive Burmese pussy.

Skinless,

A bit of a slow start wouldn't you say?

No need to bring a bug killer to the PSB, the hotel rat (huge, big as a cat, lives right behind the toilets, comes in through the hole in the outer wall) takes care of bugs, mice etc.
The biggest rat in Pilok lives in a restaurant near the rws. It hardly fits under the coke vending machine... This rat likes to go for a morning walk during breakfast time. Regular guests are undisturbed when it appears. Newbies take the first train out and never return to Pilok.
But really, people shouldn't worry. Both rats are 'guestfriendly'.

Hi Freeler,

How about sharing some of the photos?

diver69a@hotmail.com

I'm heading to LOS in Nov / Dec .... would love to follow your footstep.

Diver

Skinless,
"3. checjk their pussies for diseases."
Ok.......and you do this how?????? I guess just looking for the obvious signs of Herpes or green goo dripping out of their boxes.....You're right about the risk of catching STD's from towels.. stay safe my man - cover that willy! Keep up the reports! Your fan.......and shifen's too (remember that broad?)
Chikan

Skinless -- thanks for the starter report, and good luck up north. Where exactly is "the brothel on the road parallel to PSB Hotel"? I must have wandered right by without recognizing it!

Joe_zop,

There's a pic of that brothel in your mail...

Thanks, Freeler, and of course I did in fact walk past it several times without realizing its true nature...

skinless in mae sae, c rai, c mai and back to philok: i am back in philok on the road to udon, having just been on the road to mandalay. i got to c mai, a festival on so no ladies working. checked into a shit place, went to mae sai next day after the elusive burmese pussy. bagged two. get up real close to the border, there is a burmese drinking den (karaoke for the illegals) with lots of burmese ladies saying hello handsome man, where you go? into you, my dear. some of them are very young and the burmese guys like the whisky a bit much . this place is behind the hotel on the rhs as you look toeards the border. the other massage joint is on the other side of the main road near the immigration place. chinese runing it, dozens of burmese babes. worth fucking but not worth going to fuck. the pattaya brothel scouts wil be up here soon if not already. lots of road blocks byt the cops looking for illegals.

i left mae sai and got back to the psb hotel. the teeth lady and the usuals met me, offered me their daughter but i said no, i am not like that. then i caught the old lady on her own, i emerged naked from my room and made a "little potato" proposition (yes chikan, i rmeember shifen but now i don't even ask names, too much small talk and wasted energy). she refused but brought me in a real dragon (cute smile and nice belly if you like sumo wrestlers gone to seed). anyway a quick fuck and i sent her on her way. obviously the old lady gets a cut from her not me. i then left the hotel and two young things (one a 2, the other a freeler (apologies)freak special, puffy pupped up maybe ****) gave me the pam pam signs but, being an upright man, i refused. i will fuck them later. i will go to nong kai after this, first thing in the morning, maybe hang out there a few days, then down to korat. i am not so sure how much it is worth checking out these other places. in some ways a jo would be better but at 200 bt a shot...

also a lady boy alert: there was a tall one patroling the block the last nite here, could be a tv. the brothel behind the psb, last time a lady refused 250 bt so i was happy this time 200 was ok. lots of soldiers in there.

skinless summary: this place has lost its magic for me. it makes a good stop over but that is it. also, the sumo lady had roaming eyes, maybe wondering where my stash was. so, if in philok, do drop in for a quick fuck. otherwise, well let's see what happnes now. i will go back . , pop a v and see whose lucky ass it is going to be.

mae sai: burmese are cheap but you must bargain properly to avoid bar fines and massages. stay in either of the hotels on the main street, prices around 350 bt.

after nong kai and korat, who knows? i might go south, a place i am very fond of.
this fucking is only to put in the time. in many ways the hired ho from pattaya is better. depends what you want. not much gfe in psb. i fuck them, pay them and open the door standing naked till they go. i am a romantic at heart.

chikan, maybe one of them discovered lubricant. that modestly shit is bad as 1. they use your towels (on the pussies, butts etc), means you cannot check pusy for puss as your towel is around them.

thanks for the 2 up on the rat freeler? is it a male or female rat or did you forget to fuck it?

skinless,

you asked: 'is it a male or female rat or did you forget to fuck it?'

this question makes more sense than one would think at first glance...
let's do the math together:
perhaps the restaurant rat takes its morning walk to fuck the psb rat. now, if rats are anything like you and(!) me, the travelling rat would be the male, the psb rat the female.

there are two n0-go's for me skinless: sii-deang and ****. any kind of doubt means <no!>.

Only one day or so around Burma, Skinless? I thought that was going to be a more substantial part of your tour. It was a little unclear to me -- did your mongering activities all take place on the LOS side, or did you do some north of the river as well?

When you say this is behind the rhs hotel, do you mean the Top North?

Sounds like you've just had too much of PSB -- time for different pastures. Hope you've properly disciplined them all, however :)

skinless,
Sounds like you're getting bored with the old scene. A definate change of scenery would be good for you. New "territory" to conqour - so to speak. I, like joe_zop, thought you'd spend more time in Burma. Be a trooper and spend more time there (in Burma).......do some serious recon for us boyz! Take care, and happy fucking!

Skinless in Nong Kai: Left the Burmese back to the shit heap in Philok where I bagged a few brutes. I did not put much effort into it as the traveling (only) wore me out.
Burmese border town: one brothel on same side as North Hotel. A Burmese drinking den is behind the otehr hotel on the opposite side of the road. I was advised not to go into Myanmar as it was a waste of time. NOw I am here, in Nong Kai in Sawasdee which has a baby rat (cute) in the kitchen. I got out of the bus, staggered around wiht my back pack, walked up the main street away from the Friendship bridge, turned left toward the river and hey presto, a little brothel. A deaf mute asked me (??) if I was on for it by making some suggestive signs. The other one translated (pam pam), we settled on 250 but Skinless chickened out as I needed a drink. I then stumbled on to the Sawdee (not much there I think but I like the no prostitutes sign, worth stealing: a loady dressed in garters etc and a big X sign) THe Lao visa costs too much $$. Also the traveling is tiring and I am stiff as a brick, except in one very impoortant place.

When I stumbled out of the bus, I thought I found the ***** house but again, I oculd not locate it afterwards. A tuk tuk driver asked me if I wanted fucky fucky but I said niet.

I intend to stay here for a few nights. Freeler WHERE EXACTLY IS THE PLACE NEAR THE BUS TERMINAL?

Skinless,

You are such a disappointing 'member'!

East of the terminal look for a Soi on the lefthandside that has a gate (as in 'arc'). Walk up that Soi. The brothel is on the lefthandside.
Walk in, depending on the time of day you will see girls or no girls. But girls are always around, just call out (not too loud because that's not what you do in Thailand).

When you get an invitation to bonk always have a look inside. You will remember the location better...
I always have a look and I never forget!

Also check your mail!!!

Non Khai update. Freeler, here is how you give directions. Please note (please also note I have still not found your brothel). Ok: leave the bus terminal. Go to the main road, which is 20 m from the terminal. Walk away from the Friendship Bridge. Depending on what exit you took, you will see a Shell gas station on your right hand side after you walk 70-200 m. Just before the gas station, take a left (the opposite side of the road to the terminal and the gas station). Walk fown 30-40 m. On the left hand side of that road is a single story building with door and pusssies open. There is a fork to the left immediately after.

I fucked 2 here at 9 am. No names as I did not ask.

1. Lao, 35, insisted on 300 bt but fooled me into thinking this meant 2 bonks. She put 2 condoms and a cream on the bed. She was an ok fuck but I came kinda quickly. No second fuck. I protested but no use. Het this: house policy is to get the $$ up front. She takes it out of the room so no arguments. Good in lucks, bad in fucks.

2. The deaf, dumb and blind kid. Not blind but hey, who remembers the Who? Anyway, she stands 4'2" (G-L--O=R=1A) Gloria. or wht her name was. Signals with a thumbs up she does a good bbbj. We settle on 200 bt (the other one is the boss). She bbjs me for about 2.5 seconds then insists it is time for fucky fucky. Here follows the good part.
When I was signaling to her before we agreed on price, I signaled I would cut the other one's throat. She signaled the other one was a lousy fuck. I signaled I agreed. Then she signaled the other one gave a lousy bbbj. I agreed and signaled she gave a great butt fuck. The DDB kid liked this. When we were fucking, I kept "telling" her the other one a. gaver a lousy fuck; 2 had flat tits. c. had a smelly pussy. d liked it up the butt and was a sicko. The DDB kid liked all this and when she emerged, the other one was making fun of her inability to talk. No doubt the ddb kid told her farang said "and you are a lousy fuck.,, you flat chested *****". Her tits were actually quite good but don't tell the ddb kid that.

All in al;l, an ok start to the day. I am going to rest up her one more day and then push on. I wil save most of my serious bonking to the tried and trusted places. The bus terminal is quite big, I have now left the guest house and am into otehr things but I owuld still like to try out that brothel.

There is an English loser on the next terminal, married to a Thai lady, living on a pension. Same circus, different clowns.

Skinless,

Well, THNX for the update.

But the FriendshipBridge is miles away...

You should look for the A-R-C, it was there 8 months ago, it was there 8 weeks ago, but now of course it could be gone.

The former Karaoke is on the guesthouse road, 'away from the FriendshipBridge' as you put it. Go into the Soi on your right after passing the Karaoke, the brothel is on your right after about (I didn't measure!) 150m. The brothel door is always open, you can not miss the karaoke machine, unless it's at the repairshop...

It is normal practice in these places to pay up front...

Nakhom Phom: I am now here. Lovely women, one beauty 17 yo from Pattaya. No sign of working women yet. Way to go is to ask the tuk tuk drivers. Speaking of which, I had to show one a blade in Udon Thani today. In Philok, I never bothered to close the curtains; false modesty from the women there.
eg away from Friendship Bridge. We might be talking about the same place as this one is near the Sawasdee guest house too. Later as I have something happening right now.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Freeler
[i]... There is a flight to Korat at 18.55 arr 19.40.
...[/i][/QUOTE]

Sorry, but I couldn't find that connection with THAI nor Andamanair between BKK and NAK (0314); next is 5 pm (0315).
Thanks´!
-> added on 02-23-03
But found the bus-connection (3:20h, 157 THB), so I guess I might take the bus:
[url]http://geocities.com/tclinfor/tbusnorthern_32.html[/url]

Korat Hotel (ex-K Stars Hotel)
[url]http://ash-hotel.com/kstars.htm[/url]
[url]http://hotelthailand.com/korat/kstars/index.html[/url]

Frogggie: there are severall ineernal airlines: THa, Bkk, Andaman etc. Search a tourist page, then bokmark all their home pages. i think a domestic connection makes sense to avod bkk.
I returned to the hotel last nite (First, near seafrot, 180 bt, hot and cold etc ok), where a WWF (Hulk Hogas's sister) offered me as massage, 200 bt, 2 hours i my room. I stripped off, got an ok masage and a hard on. She played a lot with my dick for some reaso and kept mentioning pam pam for some reason. After an hour of a so so massge, she offered to jerk me off for 500 bt. As I had previously tried to grab her tit but was repulsed, i declined. She finished the massage in an hour and claimed the 200 b was for one hour. THe only way in these small towns is to ask the tuk tukers. i will ask the hotel guys tonite as i need a savage in my bed soon. this is a nice town and would be a nice place for genuine wife hunters to consider. the promenade is full of male and female tens flirting, putting in the time etc. Ok guys time to drool over these beauties. the dildos are beginning to rust!

NongKahi-Buriram: Last night in Nong Khai, I was giving up, went back fuckless to First Hotel when I got talking to two babes in TV room (just in past reception). All thre of us went to my room, I paid off the fat one 50 bt for a shit massage. Ther other, a beautiful body, gave my dick one of the closest examinations it has ever got outsdie of a STI clinic. I poppede a V, paid 200 bt and started a savage session with her. She could not get enough. The first burst came early but she kept at me again and after 50 or so minutes of very hard work, I sent her on her way. I cleaned off the vibrators and other toys and settled in for a night's sleep.

THe V kicked in and I went down to fetch her again. But she was not to be seen. Some hornt Thai guy was frog marching a lady to her room. I took her friend. For 200 bt, I got a great examination of my cock again, and two very pleasant bbbjs. It seems to be a custom there to serve double helpings. Late nite is when to lurk when the teenage lovers are all gone.

Next stop was Si Saket, checked into the hotel by the railway station. I got an early 200 bt fuck from some babe who was floating about. Great body but not great participation on her side. Afterwards it was down to the railway station where a lady boy offered me her attractive girl friend for 1000 bt. I laughed and walked away. I got another lay there for 200 bt, nothing special.

Now I am in Buriram where I checked in (120 bt) and immediately fucked the receptionist for 200 bt. Girl friendly?

Greetings later in the day from Buriram where I have just banged ther lady I banged last time round. 200 bt, plenty of gfe and a few toys. Not bad value consideing people are paying 800 bt for bar fines in Bkk. The FCHQ hotel is ok for one night's stay. Just leave the train station and it is along the tracks, first house on the Bkk side (I think) and the side where the big clock is. Lots of ladies hanging around. Mixed quality.
One big lady boy, no effort to hide the fact. A note: Leaving Si Saket today the pedicab etc guys were playing foot volleyball, a soccer form of volley ball where you head and kick the ball. Those guys can go up really high and fast with their feet. Also, at 6, everyone, Skinless included, stood for the Thai national anthem. Bottom line: don't fuck with these guys as they might leave you skinless.

Joe_Zop: I have been quickly scanning some of the other threads. There are a lot of sad people posting here. A good sensible guy was Prokoviev on the American board. American women are like any other; they arer nice if treated nicely. The Thai women board seems like a cat fight, currently pointless. There are some serious issues that could be aired. The height issue on the American board is one: if your height, weight etc is a problem for you, then fix it, fix yourself. We ocme to places like Buriram where 200 bt gets us a good fuck and we think we are something special. Remember there are no 200 bt *****s, only 200 bt johns.

THe whole trick with women is to be nice and caring. Now I have popped a V, I have bag full of toys back in my room just waiting to be inserted into some of the specismens on show in front of the railway station.

Ubon is a shit hole btw, so far as I can tell. Tomorrow it is off to Korat for a few days of serious S&M withe the best I can drag out of the moat.

Nice sensible posting, skinless, and I agree with you pretty much down the line. Complaining that women in general, society, the sun and moon, etc., do not conform properly to your needs and desires is a pointless exercise -- either do something about it or you. And the latter, with the exception of society to some small degree, is really the only one you can affect. So much of this stuff is all about attitude -- and as much fun as we can make of how TGs in the game interpret jai dee, the bottom line is that no one wants to be with someone who they think has a [i]bad[/i] heart. Heaven knows there are lots of people on this board who, based on what and how they post, I'd never want to hang out with, so why would some woman want to put up with it on a regular basis?

The foot volleyball you're referring to -- is that the game with the bamboo balls? I watched a couple formal matches of those and it's really amazing. Always have wanted to catch a good bandminton match there, since that's another sport LOS is into far more than other places, but have never tracked one down. And it's interesting to note how Thais treat farangs who, when the national anthem comes on, treat the process with genuine respect and not as a painful interruption. Several times, after being attentive during the anthem in train and bus stations and elsewhere, I had people come up and be friendly immediately after, not after anything other than to talk, where I'd been left alone before. We forget sometimes, given that we're wandering around the countryside looking for people to sleep with, how proud a people the Thais truly are, and how basically friendly. Yup, they can cut you to pieces -- but more than most places, you've really got to give them a reason to do it, or they won't.

Since I've been shovelling snow here of late, :( I've been working on organizing some of the hundreds of photos I took while in LOS, and have been struck again by the pure beauty not only of the people but of the country. Even in the places where it's basically a crap-hole, it's a crap-hole filled with color, life, and variation. And so much of it is the exact opposite -- just plain gorgeous. Of course the same thing must be said of the women --whether 200baht, 2000baht, or not for rent.

Skinless, Joe_zop,

The 'footvolley game' is called takraw and is a typical game for the sunset hour.
It is very popular in both Malaysia and Thailand and no-one else is able to beat either country at it.

On prices: Being nice gets 30% off any price in LOS, knowledge 20% and speaking Thai 20% more. So: be nice, know what you're talking about and do so in Thai:)

Skinless,

Your NongKhai-Buriram post leaves me slightly confused.
As far as I know FirstHotel is in NakhonPhanom, close to the clocktower and some great restaurants on the banks of the MekongRiver. If this was the hotel you stayed in: How was it?

Ubon is OK for a short lunchbreak. Good, in fact very good, restaurants near KrungThongHotel.

On the National anthem,

Please note that the majority of Thais find somewhere to walk to just before the anthem sounds. So, they really don't get up for the anthem, tho politically correct it is 'uncool' I guess, but are on their feet already...
BTW The current version of the anthem will be replaced by a 'cooler' one to make it more popular!

Freeler, very nice points on price, and I'd add that adding a bit of theatre, so as to be entertaining and pleasant in the process, can get further discounts, mongering or not. A couple of times at the markets minor crowds gathered around my negotiating sessions, which pleased the merchants immensely - something I was rewarded for both then and later on. ("You come bargain with me again? Ok?") Didn't really matter to me all that much on the bargaining side of things, of course,as I pretty well knew where were going to end up, but it was fun for all involved. I've had disagreements with TGs on price only a couple times, and then it was the usual somewhat after-the-fact "what is the definition of short time" issue that is fairly universal.

I know what you mean about the anthem -- so perhaps the ones that stay tend to be more traditional and patriotic -- or just slower or not paying attention. Regardless, I think it's the Thai option to walk away and ignore it, not the farang, and it's like dressing decently -- it's not required, but people do let you know that they appreciate it.

First Hotel: This is of course in Nakhom Phanom. Bottom line is action starts late.
Buriram: After I signed off last nite, I picked up a pretty 18 yo, back to my room where I had taken the precaution of hiding my towel. Nice body, zero technique. I threw her out later, went out to prowl again but not liking the ether, retired to my room. 1 am, loud knocking on my door. I unpack my knives, spring open the door and emerge, stark naked, with blades in both hands. There is lousy fuck #3 with 2 friends. Lots of Thai is exchanged, she thought she was sleeping in mu room or some such shit. I take her two friends, give her 20 bt to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] off and settle in for some sick hours of total and utter debauchery, nothing left out.

Get the morning train to Korat where I book into the hotel (farang levels are definitely up here big time). I do a quick patrol of the park but miss a young Chinese beauty who is taken by a fat Thai, which pisses me off no end. I am here on vacation, I like to walk around like a cat on its berat, looking at all the holes for sale and thinking, mine all mine. Then thius fat fuck comes along and steals MY WOMAN. The pig. Oh well. Guess I will have to find someone else to spear. There are plenty of older hags about and a one legged lady (they are always fun to spear).

Thai national anthem etc: the game was on in the middle of the day in Si Saket and everyone stood for the national anthem in Buriram at 6. Just my 2 cents but if these guys turn nasty...

Speaking of which, I am now going to go out andf get me some 200 bt hot meat. I miss old Adlez and his mantra. I never ask the namesa, seldom engage in talk at all.

It was, however, interesting to see how the last months have treated my Buriram love. A lot more amenable to my baser desires. A pity we will never meet again. A pity I cannot bonk all 30 million Thai women. You should feel sorry for them.

a note on prices: it is hard to spend money in the country towns. Only the 200 bt women dent the pocket and then only every so slightly. Now I will peruse some other threads, listen to the moaners and then get me some Thai burger to take back and fuck in my room.

Korat Park update. After leaving here I was waylaid by the good looking chick and another. They had a tug o war over me. The other one, fdark and dusty, one. We, or rather I, agreed on 200 bt (times are hard). Back to the hotel, she takes out a bag of glue, snorts away and offers me a shot. I refuse but fuck her anyway. Then I see her to the door. She is 18, firm tits, starfish mode. Nang, 01-0728806, for anyone interested., She wrote it down as she was leaving

I also see her at the park later but I take the other one. I agree on 200 bt but have to listen to a lot of shit in Thai about what a great bargain I am getting. I take her back, examine her: tyiny tits, shaved (?) pussy. I quickly fuck her and show her the door. She has about 3 pimps working her, which kinda pisses me off.

I don't really like fucking these teenagers. They are usually starfish and a. they make it like thye are doing you a big favor, b. there is something wrong with old guys fucking young women. The lousy fuck last nite told me I was big and fat, which all 50 yos must look to 18 yolds.

I will fuck some more here and then head towards Chanaburi and Tret just to beef up the other areas a bit.

I feel something like NR, posting to myself and Freeler and Joe_Zop. Oh well. I wil go take a shit and then find someone else to squirt my semen into. This is not a place for romances.

Oh, fuck #2 today took a keen interest in my berongings. Best ot fuck them and show them the door. Only do a second squirt if you wil not fall asleep on the job.

Skinless -- you're not NR, as you're posting field reports as they happen, with concrete information, on topic, and not sending personal messages. I know what you mean about teenagers and I think that's particularly going to be the case in a situation where it's a quick cheap short-time encounter. I avoid them, for the most part, though last trip made a couple of exceptions -- in a CM massage parlor this girl was simply head and shoulders above everyone else, and while she kept looking at me with a "my god, you aren't finished yet" expression, she kept fucking hard right back. But that tends to be the exception.

Since you're heading to Trat, are you planning to cross into Cambodia as well?

took a strol through the park. Like a bad acid trip, hags from hell calling to me. No Cambodia no. THis wil get Thailand out of my system (for now). Here is the question for the day: why do we do this? Different reasons but I find bonking these young girsl a bore.

To me and I think Joe_Zop, this is surrogate drinking (certainly with me as I like mammary glands). Here is the Skinless pearl of wisdom ofr today: this place is a heap of shit. Going short tem for 200 bt is only to get your rocks off and, let us say it LOUDLY, Adlez had the right idea there. Find em, fuck em, pay em and get em to leave. However, the other, the long term deal, like Joe_Zop had in Chiang Mai, also makes sense. This is a sad world that young girls/women will let a fat fuck like me fuck them for 200 bt so they can have a glue party with their pimps.

I still think of the Big breasted One. I still regularly check her email. The Czech who is in Czech land with no job (but plenty job in spring) sends all his love. He has also sent some $$. These women attract their fair share of losers. Maybe we should take Adlez' advice and take up video games as a hobby. But that would be even more boring.

Ok, time to do another patrol of the park. However, no more glue sniffers, jail bait or toothless grannies. That limits the selection considerably:)
Here is another thought: people write about these women (I know this should be in my regular section) but they know Jack shit about them. They fuck for their pimps. And what are we to make of a glue sniffer with a mobile phone? Or a fat farang fuck like me who fucks her? The fault obviously lies within us. I will now patrol the park, knowing that 200 bt ($4 or so) will get me what they pay $30 plus in Bkk (including bar fine) or $100 + in other places for. Mm, maybe I better check out Zeld.a and other games.
10 pm: Sgt Skinless of LOSPD took another patrol and here is my report. A fat 50 ish prosperous looking farang got a lady companion. also LP types hanging around statue with their shoes on. The word is definitely out on this place and the ladies are probably getting higher prices from other farangs. Several lady boys, must be 6' plus. the one legged lady and friends still about, plenty of working women and pimps. This area definitely goes down hill as the night wears on. The one legged lady and friend and pimps are high on whisky so ...

The moat is worth a visit for the same reason a zoo is worth a visit. There must be something beter i life than this. The homeless are bedding down for the night. I will patrol again but most likely will not dril anyone else tonite. I wil gaek at the human zoo and then return to my virgin bed.

I am here for one more day and will then try out one more under reported area. I am thinking of Chantaburi and Tret. Suggestions?

Skinless,

Looks like you are your old self again!

Nang, is she the girl in the pic I emailed some time ago?
She was 17 then, she said, and had an askingprice of B700ST.
Her age made her a definite no-go for me, so I didn't test her price level. She didn't look like a sniffer tho...

There are direct buses from Korat to Chantaburi, if you're interested. Both air (rot air) and ordinary (rot tammadaa).

Young girls are indeed boring fucks, which doesn't mean that old ones can't be boring. but at least the majority of old hags know what they are doing.

Skinless -- sounds as though you're nearing the end of the HODT, in that you're pretty solid on where the darkness is, and it's everywhere, and most especially where you've been hanging, as there's no question that this is a simple financial transaction. By and large, one of the reasons I prefer long time encounters to quick bangs is because it keeps the darkness a bit more distant, maintaining an illusion for a while, same as seeing a long movie on a big screen as opposed to a half-hour TV show. Of course it's still not real, and of course I'm always aware of it, but suspending disbelief and just "being" for a while can be wonderful. The people who get screwed up are the ones who think it's more than it is -- Z is right that these people should simply bang and move on. (BTW, why not look him up while you're in Korat? He's a very nice guy!)

Is it somehow worse that these young women fuck for glue parties as opposed to milk money for their babies? Their choice is their choice, and while I might feel better personally knowing the baby's getting fed, that's my own little tickle and nothing to do with the lady's decision.

In my first post to this board a long time ago I said that what I prefer is the totality of the experience, and that's still my position. Yup, at the core ST, LT, HODT are all the same, but it's what you want to get out of it. I understand the HODT scenario, which is different from Eden or blowjob bars mostly in price, location, and ambience, but for me, spending all my time on such an approach would leave me terminally depressed, . I can do a bit of it, but I get tired of it pretty quickly -- as Z said, fucking in itself can be boring after a while. I need the temples, the culture, the markets, just hanging out and talking to people, etc., as opposed to constantly being on the prowl. Just don't have the stamina or temperment for it, I guess, or more likely I prefer a little more real life illusion, even knowing that's what it is, than one constant dessert menu. I salute your ability to eat so much pure darkness, and then go back for more!

Skinless:

just for the record, I am horrified by the kind of experience you describe.

Thailand is a Disneyland for adults. But obviously Disneyland has its dark side.

This has nothing to do with the Thailand I like. But I know enough about Thailand to know that what you experience is probably much more "real", i.e. closer the what Thailand really is.

Keep up the good job.

I did another tour last nite before calling it a nite. Lots of really tall and muscular lady boys about, also there is a wedding dress shop on the road Sakol is on. There must have been 6 or so lady boys in it at midnite trying on wedding dresses. What we have here is feral prostitution. So I guess the middle road is the way to go. The best ladies I have had this tour (all 3 of them) have been 30 ish, big, full tits and responsive.

Nang: I don't really know if she is Freeler's Nang but it is a turn off (or reality check) when a woman resorts to sniffing glue coz you are on top of her.

This makes the Pattaya etc deal, if handled properly, a good one. Pay well and relax. The other thing with lots of guys around (motor bike taxi guys a lot of them I would say) is you have to watch out for muggings. This is particularly true with the relatively large contingent of lady boys, al of whom seem big and tough enough to be in the marines. Last time I was here, I walked through packs of ladies for hire at 1 am as well as young male glue sniffing prostitutes. The cops are generally on top of this scene and they took a very special interest in a Dutch predator who I later met in Pattaya. He was definitely into the litle boys but that is doubly dangerous: the cops even warned him off.

After this, I will bus it to Chantaburi and see what it can throw up.
Also, Joe, it depends what you want to get out of a vacation. I am getting what I want. There is a big reality side here, one I am glad to experience but one I do not want to experience much longer.
There was plenty of pussy in the park at 9 am today. Let's see waht it is like now at 10.30 am

I did a patrol. Lots of ladies about, some LP types too. Nang is there, looking radiant, or as radiant as her addiction allows her. She wanted to go to my room for some reason and swore she was not sniffing. After pulling out of me, she got the message that my virginity is important to me. We stuck tongues out at each other and she returned to her 3 pimps. I finished my patrol wuth litle but awful speciments of womanhod to report.

On another matter, I am now using the internet shop on the road leading away from the monument. Good connection and keyboards. Good looking women sending emails in English too. There is an absolute beauty sending an email to some lucky guy called Mark. If you are out there Mark, you have a beauty. I will tryu again to get into her panties but I think it will be back to the moat for me.

Darkness at Noon: Skinless from the slurry heap in Korat, where I am staying an extra day. I splashed out yesterday, spoiling myself. I got a good 2 hour street massage (200 bt plus 20 bt tip - sorry if I am Jappping up the prices for you guys). There is also a LP couple just checked into the hotel, nice blonde in need of a drilling: I really felt like asking her how much for short time (but she smokes, cigarettes that is). Anyway, there were plenty of specimens of human life in the park last nite, including one male hooker (I also got propositioned in the toilets of the nearby shopping mall where I indulged myself to the tune of many thousands of baht; some of the prices are outrageous but I am worth it).

Not much else to report. Lots of motorbike dudes/part time pimps and their money making machines. I did not partake as I was going to head off today but did a park hooker instead at 9 am: the early bird catches the monger. Lots of little female elephants standing under trees waiting on a 200 bt john to come along.

I wil probabloy go to Pattaya after this and then to Bkk. Too many bus rides, too few good female ones.

One small thing: i got a tailor job doen for 5 baht. Also there are plenty of people spending serious $$ at that mall so plenty of Thais have money. PLenty of course don't.

Another thing: I have abandoned the old ladies' internet shop for theo ne in the street parallel to the Sokal and opposite the monument. Much better, quicker and reliable. Also, lots of farangs around. Now I want to bang someone working at that monument.

Hope you're having a good time skin and is successful at getting whatever it is out of your system.
-Dick

Skinless
Pleased to hear you found the pharmacy at the airport. Also good to see you are getting over your shyness.
Wayne

skinless after 2 more bonks at the slurry heap. wayne, yes, i seem to have lost some of my shyness. i am meeting some very friendly women who come back to my hotel room and draw me out of my cocoon for 200 bt all in. mind you, i kinda hate the long walk to the elevator, a long walk with a ho in tow kinda lwts everyone know that i am a naughty boy who likes f-g naughty women. dick j: i saw your post on shifen (do you know what a moon smile is btw? dick h does) an interesting thing regarding shifen and where i am is in packaging the pussy. if she can package or market herself properly, she will get serious $$. the women here have obviously never done marketing 101. i have got plenty of cum out of my system and i would expect i will never be in korat again after today. the women who currently service me are selling plain vanilla sex. (they dislike toys it seems). shifen and others are selling bs which always attracts a hefty premium. the long term rented women of pattaya and bkk are not primarily selling pussy., not the high scorers who are latching in to the loneliness, insecurities of those they spread their [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] flaps for. those latter are under represented in the regular posters here. pattaya @ 1000 bt long term a day is a good deal if you can keep her out of the shops. here they are trying to score 20 bt worth of beetles and not doing very well at it. the world of prostitution is a fascinating world. the main mistake the korat rejects make is they don't add in the bs flavor (i love you too much, groaning etc, all of which are necessary if the visit to the gold shop is to become a reality). of course, it is a differnet market here, in buriram, si saket etc. this is much nearer the bone. the sukumvit etc women are kinda the equivalent to top end in the west.

here is another observation on isaan. i enjoyed driving through it, admiring the pick up trucks and the new houses and thinking, with pride: hey we paid for all that.

anyway, after leaving here, i resumed patrol. got talking to a nice slim dark lady who invited me back to her place for 200 bt worth of fun. i did many patrols first but only dragons and hideous creatures from the lake to be found. like something out of a bad rock video. or the local homeless shelter. anyway, we f off to her hotel but they want 100 bt. skinless storms off, telling her to f off too. 300 bt all in, what do they take me for?
later, i get bagged by a lady, aged pimp beside her who tells me she gives good head. she wants 250 but settles for 200.

however, on the way back, she gets me to buy her 20 bt worth of cockroaches. she crunches them in my room, spitting their shells on the floor. she gives me a smelly bbbj for about 1 minute and starts going on about how she has to shop. i take back my money, she gets the message and gives me a forgettable fuck, fore and aft. i cum in her ass and set her on her way.

then it is back to the moat where i pick up the first lady. lovely slim body when peeled off. as i doggy her, i admire the two of us in the mirror, ebony and ivory. she also had nice tits but objected to me biting them and her legs and ass. all she wanted me for was a quick lay for 200 bt. oh well, i came inside her (doggy). she asked permission to use towel (i like that, asking). she asked for 20 bt for food but i said no (i don't want to ruin it for you guys). she went back to her friends and pimps. after i finish here, i will resume patrol. lovely body but probably figures she has better things to do than spend too much time with a farang 2x her age.

executive summary: good lays are hard to come by in the park. if you want to bonk them in their hotel, it will cost 60-100 bt more. also, there are some women just taking breaks from the sun in there (i tried to pull one). if these women would only do more, i coukld go as high as 250 bt. gnerally, they give up arguing about the money quitel quickly. i wonder what the locals pay.

Skinless,

You are on your way to become "Monger of the Year." You deserve it because of all the shit you go through to get lay for 200bt. It almost sounds like you enjoy it. Almost. You are a true pro, you have discipline and committment to your craft.

You wrote: "Here is another observation on Isaan. I enjoyed driving through it, admiring the pick up trucks and the new houses and thinking, with pride: hey we paid for all that..." Good point and very true. The Thai government should allow mongers to have an embassy in Isaan with full diplomatic rights. Skinless could the embassador...

Keep up the good work and reports.

juice.

From: H.E John C Skinless, Embassy of Mongerland, the Park, Korat.
To: The People of Mongerland.
Subject: Isaan Pussy.
Sad to relate, I have only banged about 2 sonce my last update. Lots of farangs around, some patrolling the park, others with ladies in tow praying at the shrine, more at the night market/bazaar with thier Isaan sweethearts/ hired holes. I did some serious patrolling: the choice was as follows: a lady with no front teeth who had been in the park all day long without a sausage; a lady who had the cheapest jewelry I have ever seen, as well as the cheapest woman's power suit I had ever seen (she seemed the better lay but I did not fancy taking her for the long walk to the elevator in the hotel (I retain some pride). The rest were Holloween nite specials I later met an old gray headed woman and was going to pam pam her (good body) but she had to go buy some cheap whisky so I passed. I then spotted an ok looking babe who asked me to sit down beside her. The subject quickly (nano seconds) turned to pam pam. She wanted 500. I laughed and walked away. She later dropped to 300 but i told her 200 was the going rate. She finally agreed. But I didn't as I reckoned she'd be a bad lay. I went back loking for cheap jewlery and the tooth fairy but both were gone, probably bar fined each other. Then the young non glue sniffer appeared.
Very pushy, settled on 200 which was supposed to include smoking and anal. We get to the room the whole conversation is $$. I ask her to smoke, she refuses, I ask her to leave, she prays to Buddha, smokes for a nano second, we bonk I ask her to leave. All the time she is talking of $$$. I find that so unbecoming in young ladies.

I feel I am doing some good here. The pimps can afford theit whisky and cigarettes, the mothers get to eat. BUT WAHT I WOULD NOT GIVE FOR ONE DECENT MEMORABLE FUCK. maybe 250 bt but I don't want to spoil the prices; plenty doing that already.

Perhaps, Skinless, there is at times truth to the old adage that you get what you pay for, and you should splurge another hundred baht or so and reward yourself. Your state of mind sounds remarkably like near the end of the last HODT: lots of bad seed distributed, quantitied out. Your comments regarding the high end of Sukhumvit versus the lower end are quite apt -- where's the percentage in giving extras when you're giving it up for 200baht?

You've said this is your last visit to Korat, and also to the PSB in Philok -- what does this mean for future trips? Is this your LOS swan-song, or just fatigue setting in?

Skinless,

You ask: 'I wonder what the locals pay.'

Well, they pay B300 or more... But Thais like to show off when they have money. We like to keep it in our wallets!
Even at brothels the Thais pay more than we do, unless you're a fool.
Talk about two tier pricing :D!

Joe_zop,

Another B100 won't turn them into superfucks.
But I'd rather waste B200 than B500 on bad pussy:)

Freeler etc: Importnat point: when taking the bus from Nong Khai to Sakhon, it does not go to the bus station; you have to get a shit as taxi and put up with hteir crap.

Skinless on a break, 11.20 pm. Joe, there are no 300 bt hos, only 300 bt Johns. It depends what you are looking for. And 200 bt is big bucks to these ladies. Most of them got nothing today. I had a 2 hour massage on the street (I need it with all the bus trips and bonking)., 200 bt plus 20 bt tip = 220 bt. The motorbike taxi guy beside us got one lift, less thgan 5 minutes in all that time. He spent the rest siting on a deck chair, making occasional comments on farangs etc. The women, or young girls (the glue sniffer and her friends) were back on duty when my masage was finished. God knows where she was for the day. They have not been through the Pattaya University School of selling bullshit so they give a plain vanilla fuck mostly, no matter what you pay. The Pattaya women etc are selling something else, an illusion, often to losers.
Pattaya has several different sorts of clients (Freeler, 200-300 bt end of story), Joe_Zop, guys on 2 weeks vacation and the fool who is born every minute. The women there hope to score from that pool.
Korat etc is different. Sex without more is boring. Just like sex shows. These are feral fucks, there to feed their pimps (= families), their habits./addictions etc. They are interesting for al that. Same as the women in Sukhumvit. Again, I remeber Seydlitz' comment after traveling around with one of them: all mobile phones, kiddy TV etc. You soon get bored of that.
I went into the shopping mall yesterday and there were hundreds of schopl girls singing into theose karaoke booths. That's what theser young girls should be doing, not spreading their [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] flaps so I can fuck them.
Juice was saying I was some kind of maestro at this. Of course, Freeler is the guy who more than paved the way. Freeler's way is not my way but he is far more right than 99% who post here. AdleZ also spoke a lot of sense when you review his mantra.

Joe, you surprise me a lot to. I respect what you did i nC Mai with that young lady and such a holiday could be nice - but it is a holiday. I can very much relate to your bj pub crawl too. All these things are ok if used properly. (Even) Freeler sees this: he has no intention of leaving Holland. He will swim in this slurry and then go back to Holland and shower. I am, of course, loking for the Frankensteins etc. All that is life too.

Look at it this way. A bonk in Japan, all in,m is 5,000 bt minimum, 2 pops. I am rejecting women here at 200 bt. What does that say? Most guys are not here for the sex. It is a part of it but only a part.
The Skinless Pearl of Wisdom for the Day: always spend more on yourself than you give to the ladies in any given day (or 48 hours in some cases). That way you will keep a sense of proportion.
The BB One (yes, she loms again and no I never sent any money nor am I going to ocntact her) asked her Swedish trick for 30,000 baht a month. Does a Thai manager earn that in a month? Joe, you are the myth man. Is this Peter Pan, the Wicked Witch or what? THis is being a very productive holiday for me. But it is a holiday and I do not need to go to these places again, ever. Well at least for a few months. My next ports will probably be Myanmar, Vietnam etc. I have about 6 days left here in pussy paradise. And even Paradise is boring. Ask satan.
Keyboard sucks (more than I can say for the ladies) can't fix al the typos. Tomorrow, another town, another plug n play

Skinless,

Bus from NongKhai to Sakhon. I take it you mean SakhonNakhon, where they eat dogmeat... And I take it that you go by way of UdonThani.
Well, getting through UdonThani nearly always takes a taxi ride, unless you go from NongKhai to Pilok. BUT if you state your destination to the ticketseller on board the NK-UT bus, they WILL drop you off at a songthaew stand. The thing is not to ask questions when this happens, but to get the hell out of the bus and into the songthaew. The songthaew(B5) WILL drop you off at the terminal where your bus leaves.
But why didn't you hop on the direct ordinary bus to NakhonPhanom. Cheaper and the route is nicer. This is even more true in the rainy season...

On Sakhon: No matter where you came from or where you're going to, it seems you always have to change buses in SakhonNakhon...

No surprise necessary, Skinless -- we are all looking for something or other, and what you're after and what I'm after don't need to be the same thing. Otherwise we'd only need one kind of everything in stores. My point was a simple one -- if you're bemoaning the lack of "ONE DECENT MEMORABLE FUCK" then perhaps it's because you're not paying for extras, illusion, etc. but instead being with, as you said, ladies who are selling plain vanilla sex. Or perhaps it's because you're nearing the end of your tour. You're the one who said you were getting heavily into the reality side, but that you did not want to experience it much longer -- I was just responding to that.

And the point wasn't about an extra 100baht or so, it was about paying for the "love you too much, groaning etc." which is like paying for the extra scoop of ice cream -- if you want the extras, you've generally got to find a place that has them on the menu. Doesn't mean you do or don't want a steady diet of it.

Damn right I know it's not real -- I pay more in order for the sweetie I'm with to keep that fact off my mind, or to sell me a specific kind of illusion. If she doesn't do that I look for someone else who will. Eden sells feral fucks with garnish, where the only illusion is that you're a porn star. Potential for memorable there, as they know that they're outselling other better looking ladies by being sex machines who will do anything -- that's what's marketed. Others sell the GFE, which promises the memorable fuck by cloaking it in emotion, tenderness, whatever. The bj bars sell specialties -- limited menu fast food prepared by professionals. No criticism of any of this on my part, and I absolutely recognize that you're getting what you want out of your holiday, and am not at all being critical of that. My comments were simply a surprised reaction to your very absolute statement that this would be the last time you would come to Korat, which I didn't expect.

Farewell to Korat: I am getting the bus to Pattaya to try some different ice cream. Before that, I just did another early morning patrol of the park. I figure Pattaya beats the extra bus rides of going to the Cambodian border. But who knows what might happen? I will spend a max of 3 nights in Pattaya and 3 in Bkk. Of course, if anytihng should present itself on my final tour of the park..

Outback overview: this information is worth knowing if you are going to go on tour. Otherwise, if it is a full menu of sex you want, go to Bkk and Pattaya where it is on offer.

Freeler: you are right. The bus change plusd taxi ride is in Udon. I left too late in the day to get the direct connection. I had some other things going on in N Khai and that is why I was late and did not get the direct bus. You should get a job with TAT as you know the country like the back of your hand.

NOw on to Pattaya FOR MORE POT HOLING

[QUOTE]Originally posted by skinless

Freeler: you are right. The bus change plusd taxi ride is in Udon. I left too late in the day to get the direct connection. I had some other things going on in N Khai and that is why I was late and did not get the direct bus. You should get a job with TAT as you know the country like the back of your hand.[/i][/QUOTE]

Now only you've found out. He is even better than the TAT

Where Thailand is concern, I can give you this:

Freeler is the best
F* the rest

:D

Entering Korat last night... Checked the Mall, the soapie behind K-Hotel (THB 1700)... Would have been easy to get any girl but not my taste 8-(... Karaoke at K-Hotel: some good looking girls.)
Today a walk in the park... Some Girls round, easy access but again not my taste. Will try some massage parlors later on.

BTW: was told by TAT that i might catch the bus to Korat at the Don Muang train station but the buses didn't stop there - took a taxi to the next station (50 THB). Bus 120 THB.

Checked the park almost every day (14-18th). Age rab\nges from under 18 (I didnt ask but she looked like 14 and was really ennoying me - run around me like a fly...) to I don't know 50 and up. Price: I was offered 300 THB but as i said, not my taste so i didn't ask.

I had different appointments with girls i met in the mall but it didn't work out ;-) ; nevertheless they made me having a good time (e.g. saw the Korat zoo) and I still get their calls - maybe should go back to Korat.

Once I tried GINZA and this was really worth it - got 2 very beautiful girls for 1200 THB (90 minutes) each and might have taken them to my room in Korat Hotel (which I can recommend) after work for THB 3000.

Going to BIG C or to THE MALL by tuktuk you will be asked for 60 THB but you could get the ride for 40 (C) / 50 (Mall).

And one last remark:
Korat by plane sucks - on my way back my travel-agent booked me on the one and only flight (8:20) to BKK but it went to Surin first so Arrival in BKK was 10:25 - will take the bus next time because as fast but extremely cheaper!

Korat. Forg. Ears cock up. Thailand's best bargain. Keep us posted. Don't do a Najene. Though many of those park ladies would make excellent wives and concubines. please give a full report on age ranges, glue sniffing, prices, mongers. Try and get one of the women at the shrine. I failed there. Fish face is doubntlessly lurking as well. Frog, it is 12 noon now Korat time. Use the internet cafe on the street parallel to Sokal that juts on to the shrine. Try to get some long term (4 + hour) prices.

Does anybody have any info on Krabi, Trang and Songkhla?

ph

Philo,

Trang=as good as dead mongering wise. A few too many LP-folk there too.
Krabi now has bars, gogo's and some hidden treasures. Expect prices to be in the Phuket/Patong range.
Songkhla: the area aound Queen hotel has some karaokes, 'barbershops' and a bunch of real down to earth B300 brothels near the fishing port. All are within 200m from said hotel.

Thanks Freeler

I just got me a cheap Phuket 14 days ticket, and would like to do a tour out of Patong. May be better to go to Hat Yai (a lot of info here) or Koh Samui (same same). Do you know anything about Surat Thani, Nakhon Si Thammarat or Thung Song?

ph

Philo,

Surat Thani means LP-people, who use this town mainly to get to KohSamui. I use it to take the bus to Nakhon!

Thung Song is just a junction, but the surrounding scenery is
O-U-T-S-T-A-N-D-I-N-G!!!

Nakhon Si Thammarat or Nakhon for short is a zoo!
Check this post:
02-08-03 08:58
I did leave out some, ehhrr, disturbing details...

Phuket,

Thai Airways run a cheap service out of the airport to anywhere on the island for B60 (or so). There is a counter, you must buy the ticket before you get in the van.
From Phuket-town buses, both air and ordinary, for Surat, Nakhon Krabi and Trang leave regularly.

Thanks again Freeler

I have read your terrifying (:-) report. As I am just a novice to the trade, I think I dear not indulge in the more anarcistic part of the market yet.

Will wait and see... (I have 10 days to some more research and thinking).

ph

need info about Nong Khai actions & hotels ,planing to visit there next week.10x

Kojack: I see you have posted five questions, four here and one in the Phuket section, and have never supplied any information. Do you intend to continue this? Do you think we exist just to serve you? Here is a suggestion: Just read the archives, do whatever else it is you normally do and don't bother posting any more questions here again!

Remark to Korat:
Found in the forum the hint that GINZA can be easy accessed by feet from Korat-Hotel but no description where to go...

So if you leave the Korat hotel, turn right and walk to the wallet park (2 blocks), then turn left and walk through the park (~ 3 blocks), pass the buddha-statue* and turn right. Approx. 50m on the left side there's GINZA-Entertainment.

* well, referring to freeler it's not a buddha-statue but a statue of
ThaoSuranari/YinMo.

Frog,

Though the statue you mentioned is as important to the Thais as some of the most important Buddha images, it is the statue of ThaoSuranari/YinMo, the woman who, many, many moons ago saved Korat from invading armies.

I was talking with a guy this afternoon on the phone who owns a dive shop in Phuket. He does 4 day group tours to the Similan Islands. I told him I wanted to go diving at Ko Samui and he said this is wrong time of the year for Ko Samui . . . . rainy, and water to brown and turbulent. I'll be having dinner with him tommorow and he should be a good resource of info as he has been going back and forth the last 12 years, and has lived in Phuket the past 6 years. I aprise the board with what I learn.

Zidaho,

Do a Google-search for Similan and you will get plenty results.
But I'm affraid the season is about to close...

Actually, this is the [i]right[/i] time of year for Samui -- on average, it gets half the rain of Phuket in April, and has slightly higher tempteratures. Check this link for more detail -- [url]http://www.traveleshop.com/menus/weather.shtml[/url] -- it lists by month average rainfall, temperature, and hours of sun per day for tons of places, including half-a-dozen in Thailand.

Damn you guys are good! I think your right!!! Now I believe my new acquaintance has vested interest in sending me on HIS dive tour to Similian Islands. Thanks again. I'll confront him with the web site info. See what his take is, on that. Ha, ha, that will be fun. I love being well informed!!!

Hi Everyone, my friend who is in LOS gave me permission to post this which he sent to me a few days ago. Zidaho
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Paradise! No other word describes it better. Flew out of Pattaya three days ago on Bangkok Air to Koh Samui, an island on the SE coast. Great to be out of Pattaya. Landed at Nathon airport in early afternoon and was picked up by the resort Suzuki 4X4.

The resort (Sundream Resort) is on Lamai beach which is supposed to be more laid back than other parts of the island. Very true. Still lots of shops and peddlers and a few beer bars but nothing like Pattaya.

The resort is on the beach, all bungalows, some air conditioned. BW and I each got an A/C bungalow for 750 baht. A bit primitive. Dark paneling on the walls, pallet bed. The bathroom is the shower, toilet and vanity all in one. You just try not to spray the toilet paper. Lock the door with a padlock.

Nice beach with a restaurant. We settled in, took a walk "uptown" and then back to the resort for dinner on the beach. When dusk falls they move the tables onto the sand, set up "Xmas trees" with lights. Very nice.

We had met a guy from Portland, ME and joined him for dinner. He is about 40, been to Thailand numerous times, and other parts of SE ASIA too. Pleasant company. I had tiger prawns sauteed with garlic and spices and nam soda {soda water) to drink. Great meal. Unfortunately BW can be very opinionated, dinner conversation deteriorated into him expounding on various subjects and soon enough he had browbeat Scott and I into submission. I got a headache and after dinner I begged off going downtown and went back to the room to try to recover from Bill's emphatically delivered opinions.

Next day we took the taxi to Chaeweng Beach to check it out. I was still pissed at Bill, it seems that every suggestion I have, he has a better one. Finally I snapped at him, said I had to have breakfast and coffee or I would chew his leg off.

We were walking the beach at the time and just picked a beachside restaurant. Good breakfast. Bill usually has rice with veggies with a fried egg on top, but I had fruit with yoguhrt, coffee and toast. Lots of cute little Thai kids running around. We continued walking the beach, checked out some of the resorts. It turns out that our Sundream resort is a "pit" compared to these. So we resolved to move to Chaeweng Beach next day.

So back to Lamai beach for the afternoon. I spent the afternoon walking downtown, had lunch and watched a movie at a bar/rest . Lazy day. Back to the beach for a swim and then we went back downtown for beer and dinner.

Our waitress at the bar was a real cutie so I paid her bar fine and we took her to dinner with us. I had yellow curry chicken followed by sweet banana in hot coconut milk. Delicious. A martini and nam! soda to drink. Not surprising, the martini wasn't of James Bond quality.

Back to the room where I had another night of no sleep. (I didn't sleep the night before either, pallet mattress and I had trouble adjusting the A/C.) We resolved to move to Chaeweng Beach, checked out and caught a songtaew taxi to Chaeweng.

Songtaew literally means two rows, a pickup truck open at the back with a canopy and two rows of seats nside. Cost 40 baht to go to Chaeweng, a distance of about 8 km. Bill had gone on earlier ( I was waiting for my laundry) and had reserved a bungalow for me.

When we got there (Charlies' Huts) they wouldn't give me a room because my little Thai friend was with me. "Thai people not allowed here". Such bullshit. But hey, no problem. My friend and I went down the beach and got a much better bungalow at a place called Tradewind. Great room, frig with cold drinks, A/C, tiled bathroom/toilet with hot water, light and airy. Breakfast included on the terrace overlooking the beach. 1500 baht/nite. Real mattress on the bed too.

After checking in we all went downtown to buy my little friend (hereafter referred to by name, Liy). some clothes. Between BW and I, we bought her 2 pairs of shorts, three cute tops, a short beach skirt, bikini bathing suit, sunglasses, sandals, and a sun visor. She looked great before but now sensational. She is 150 Cm, 43 kg ( 5', 95#) cute as a button. Reminds me of my friend Noi in Ft Collins CO only a bit younger.

She takes care of me, pays the taxi driver, orders the food, pays the bill, dials the phone, She watched me fix my coffee once and now she does it for me just the way I like it. Puts the food in my mouth. While I am writing this email she is massaging my shoulders and editing my spelling. Can I bring her home with me? &n! bsp;No one there would believe it.

So, after shopping we went swimming in the 80 degree, crystal clear water just off our beach. Very shallow, so not intimidating to Liy. Most Thai people don't swim, but Liy can swim "a little". So we played around for a couple of hours and I tried to teach her some rudimentary strokes. Bill came by and we had appetizers on the terrace. Spring rolls, Thai salad and chicken steamed in pandanus leaves with several nice Thai sauces. Wonderful, light meal. Then a shower and a stroll downtown to look around.

Bill took off and Liy and I discovered a sidewalk bar that actually had some decent beer. Wow! We each had a hefeweizen poured properly and at the right temperature. It was so good! All domestic beer in the bars is cheap lager, similar to coors and Bud. Yecchh!

Back to the room and to bed early. Tired because I hadn't had a decent nights sleep in two days. Actually slept in the this morning. Great sleep, good mattress and off to meet Bill on the terrace for breakfast. He was having a Thai massage on the beach when we got there, joined us for coffee after. Liy, of course, fixed my coffee the way I like it. Bill had a present for Liy. An English language book for Thai learners. Her English is pretty good, but a nice thoughtful gift from Bill.

Bill has left to go back to Pattaya. He will take the bus back. Liy and I will rent a catamaran sailboat for a few hours of sailing. I haven't done any sailing since I moved to Ketchum and left my two sailing dinghies in Bellingham. Should be fun and a new experience for Liy.
More about adventures in paradise later.

B

here's my friend bill's latest post from ko samui. dang . . . he has me chomping at the bit! zidaho

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i had booked a snorkel trip the day before, so the minibus driver picked us up at the resort at 7:30 in the morning and drove us over to the dock at nat hon to get on the tour boat.

this boat is a medium size tour boat, probably holds about 100 people. modern fiberglass boat, pretty fast, with an enclosed cabin, air conditioned and an open top deck for the folks who like the wind in their hair. a lot of europeans with some thai families.

about 45 minutes to nat hon where we switched to a smaller open speed boat, about 25 persons, for the trip out to the snorkel site further up the island. several boats there already, of course. they provide all the snorkel equpment and we were in the water in a moment.

liy, not being a good swimmer needed a life jacket, but i don't wear one so i can dive to the bottom. they give you some bread to attract the fish.

not a bad site but not as good as! coral island out of phuket. hundreds of fish here, thousands at coral island. so many at ci that they can scare you by their numbers. but we had a good time.

liy's first time snorkeling. they give you an hour in the water, plenty of time and then back to the little town for lunch. we shared a table with two sisters from rotterdam. one of them was suffering an intestinal upset and only ate some pineapple which has enzymes that are supposed to be good for a bad tummy. i introduced myself and liy and they said therenames and said," she is my sister". so i pointed to liy and said, " she is my sister." they were quite impressed with the family resemblance.

lunch was steamed rice, a seafood dish and chicken strips with fruit for dessert, plenty of water. then back into the boat for the trip to the marine park, koh nangyuan, where we had an hour and a half to do whatever. cost me 100 baht to land but only 30 baht for liy. because i am a farang.

so we relaxed a bit, had a beer at the bar, and then snorkeled for 1/2 hour before boarding the boat to go back to nat hon.

back onto the big boat for the trip back to the pier at samui. little miss liy climbed up in my lap and went to sleep for a while. at the pier we found our minibus and were taken back to the resort.

7:30 to 5:30, 3000 baht for both of us. a fun, full day and worth the price. got a shower and off to the restaraunt for a nice dinner.

i'm afraid i got carried away at dinner, ordering fruit drinks with liquor, steamed fish and a seafood medley salad, steamed rice. actually miss liy ordered every thing. she has taken over my life and i love it. here are some examples.

in the morning she makes sure we have everything we need for the day, including patting down my pockets to make sure i haven't forgotten the money. she packs up the day bag. at breakfast i show her on the menu what i want and she orders. when the coffee arrives, she adds sugar and cream just the way i like. when the food arrives she butters the toast and cuts up my food and puts it in my mouth. she keeps the room tidy, folding and putting away the clothes. when we go somewhere she takes the money and pays the taxi driver. she hangs on my arm and gives me little kisses, pinching and sqeezing and giggling. she is never still, moving and squirming like a little puppy. are we all gagging yet?

when the muslim martyrs die they go to heaven and get 72 virgins. i am already in heaven with my liy.

of course i am experiencing this in the name of pure research. someone has to do it. can i bring her home with me? she is almost small enough to fit in my hand luggage. but of course she would be run out of town immediately by the women.

we have to leave the resort on sunday as they are booked solid. for the sonkran festival. a big deal in thailand. to ensure water for the crops, so the people throw water and white powder on everyone! on sunday even the police get nailed. every body goes nutso, spraying people with water cannons, high pressure hoses, and such like. last year there were over 500 deaths attributed to the holiday. people knocked off motorbikes and such like.

so we are going to phuket. i have decided to take liy with me. so i have to got to the bar where she works and bail her out for several days. as she is not working she is not making the bar any money so i have to pay. it's worth it. she is a great girl, and we are having a lot of fun.

this morning we rented a catamaran and went sailingfor a couple of hours. another new experience for liy. she makes good crew and a very pretty one too. liy isn't beautiful, but she is cute like gidget, a little pug nose. the joke when we were looking for sunglasses for her was that she didn't have a bridge to her nose to perch the glasses on! always a big smile and a laugh. and she has a great little body. skin like silk, 26" waist, 34b bust, long dark brown hair. a real cutie and she looks great in her bikini altho she wears a cover up when not in the water. the body of a 25 yr old which she is. is there a price on my head yet?

we are renting a motorbike after lunch so we can go to lamai beach where i will pay up and then a tour of the island.

bye.

My friend Bill has been in Ko Samui the past several days with a girl he met there and who he is bar fining out for the next several days. They are leaving KS because all the rooms were booked as of tomorrow. As described below he is now on his way to Phuket. Zidaho

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So the day started early, 6:30 and we were getting ready for the day. Off to breakfast at 7:00. Breakfast is included in the rent and we eat at the open air bar overlooking the beach. Breakfast is usually light, yoghurt with fresh fruit for me and boiled rice soup with seafood for Liy, but today, bacon and eggs for me and rice, pork and egg for Liy. The hostesses and Liy were discussing my potential talents as a father, mostly in Thai, but I could tell what they were saying. They said I have a good face, make handsome baby. And I said "Yes, but no hair, pointing to my mostly bald head." So they said "yes, no hair but good heart".

So, about the time we were finishing up breakfast the massage ladies showed up for work. We both had a Thai oil massage with scented oils, a manicure and pedicure each, complete with matching toe nail color, (gold), four hours for 800 baht, less tha! n 18 dollars, all right on the beach.

Back to the room for a shower then uptown to make reservations to go to Phuket tomorrow. Cost about $120 to fly (2) 2800 baht each plus taxi to the airport of $7 (300 baht). But we can take a bus for 700 baht plus the minibus to the ferry dock, about $22 total. Leave early arrive at 2:00 pm in Phuket town. So that is the way to go. Fancy A/C bus too, then shopping.

I didn't mean to but we found some really pretty clothes for Liy, plus cosmetics, toiletries, etc. Some stuff for me too, loose fitting cotton pants, a swim cap.

By now Sonkran has started and we wrapped our goodies in plastic to walk back to the resort. I have finally figured this Sonkran thing out. It is the Thai New Year celebration! Anyway we were soaked by the time we got back to the room.

By this time it was late in the afternoon. I got a newspaper and went to the bar to read.&n! bsp; Liy came down later and we went swimming. Bodysurfing the small wavesuntil it got dark. Beautiful sunset, pink clouds with a half moon in the sky.

Another shower and we dressed for dinner, Liy in her white wrap cotton pants and white knit halter top. Very cute and sexy. Me in black cotton loose pants and black print Hawaiian style shirt. Handsome and sexy. Off to dinner at the japanese rest.

10 pm now and we have to pack and be up at 6:00. A shortlesson in Thainglish. My friend me.= My friend. Your friend you= your friend. My friend me, same same you.= Our friend. All prepositions and connecting words are gone. We go now. You like. Me no like. We eat now. etc. No l's inthe language, so my name is pronounced Bin, or Birr. Thai language is all one/two syllable words, no tenses. I eat now, I eat yesterday, I eat tomorrow.

Liy speaks good Thainglish and reads English language papers and books. She also reads my emails as I write and corrects my spelling mistakles.

Lots of places (Bangkok, Pattaya, etc) you feel like everyone is after your money, but then you come to a place like this. Liy has never asked me for money. One morning I was looking for my moneyclip, muttering about the room, "Where's my money, need money." Liy went over to her purse, reached in and gave me all her money!.

When we rented the sailboat, the beach guy rigged it all up and got us launched, helped us land andpull the boat up the beach. He walked away and I caught up with him, gave him 40 baht. He said, "What's this for?" I said" For your help." He took the money with a bemusedlook on his face, as if to say "Crazy Farang."

The girls at the beach bar work 12 hour days and make 4400 baht/month. Plus room and board. Pretty incredible.

Time to go pack up for tomorrow.

Zidaho,

" Cost about $120 to fly (2) 2800 baht each plus taxi to the airport of $7 (300 baht)."

And please don't forget no less than B500 for departure tax from KohSamui.
All other airports levy just B50 for domestic flights...

For B500 you can get ANYWHERE in the Kingdom from KohSamui by train and bus.

Freeler,

the Samui airport tax is 400 baht for domestic, 500 for international.

At Don Muang, the international tax is also 500, but if you check-in for your homebound flight in Samui, they will have you pay the 500 baht tax there, but you will avoid the BKK one.

That way, you do not pay the extortionate 400 baht tax at all.

Seydlitz,

I found the B500 here:
http://www.samuiholiday.com/transfer/gettosamui.html

B400 still can get you to anywhere in the Kingdom.
8 times more, 10 times more: It's always a rip-off!

A couple of Brittons I met while checking in at DonMuang came from Samui. They had to pay departure tax from Samui AND from BKK... This was on Feb 4, 2003.

Freeler,

I returned from Samui last week, and did as I explained. The thing is to check-in at the international terminal (that is the hut next door to the other one, since Samui airport is a low-key affair).

Nothing prevents you to pay the domestic tax from Samui to BKK, and then the international tax at Don Muang, but there is obviously an alternative, if you do not need to leave the airport in BKK before your homebound flight.

Apparently, some Bangkok Airways staff are more helpful than others.

One note of caution: if one is in the company of a local person (say a BKK-based sweetheart), it is adviseable to pay attention to the fact that her bag is not checked-in to Farangland as well, as that could easily happen with not-so-caring Samui staff members....

Seydlitz,

The Brittons checked in again at DonMuang, I guess they shouldn't have done that...

well, to give a different take on things, i really don't mind the samui tax (or the one at, say, sukothai) all that much. those are private airports built by bangkok air, and that's one of the ways they pay for them, and given that they're trying to build internal infrastructure and the airfares are pretty cheap, i can live with that. the tax is actually less than the airport taxes we're currently charged in the states on every ticket -- the main difference is that here it gets folded in right away, and in los they make you pay in person, which highlights the fact. as you note, i can certainly take bus or minivan, but sometimes speed and convenience (or an extra day on the beach) is worth the money.

nice reports, btw, zidaho. hope we'll see some from you as well. your friend's experience with his tg is far from unique, though it sounds as though he's probably getting far too emotionally attached. he should keep in mind that liy didn't learn english at boarding school, but from other farangs. but as long as he keeps his heart safe he'll have the great time thailand can offer.

Joe_zop,

I'm looking forward to posting my own experiences after arriving in LOS April 24. Though . . . my writing not as eloquent, hopefully I can manage to get feedback from you experts. I'm amazed how many people from Ketchum Idaho have lived or currently live in LOS. So far, I think I've told everyone of my tax clients about my Thailand trip this Spring!! This is going to be FUN!!!!!

I'll be in Khon Kaen on business for about a week next month. Anyone got any good info on clubs, massage parlors, or SW there? I've been to Bangkok several times but not to the Northeast.

Xsailor

I hope anyone have info about the massage parlors in Korat?

Thanks

Does anyone have any info on the Trat area? I'm thinking about spending a night there when travelling between Pattaya and Koh Kong.

Samus Aran:

I live in a small town about one hour car-travel north Korat, I also have a house there. (Nangrong)
I like to know where I can find some massage parlors in Korat,
name or place, maybe prices....

Thanks

[blue][b]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information for Men who are looking for sex with Women.

Please try to refrain from personal attacks and stick to the subject.

Jackson[/b][/blue]

Greetings brothers,

Am back in BKK after a jaunt to Koh Tao for diving. Diving is good, not great, and I don't recommend it for beginners.

Just wanted to share a little bit of Koh Samui information for those headed that way. There is a scene there. It revolves around a large outdoor entertainment area called "Full Circle," which is on the main strip of Chaweng Beach. Look for The Quarterdeck bar, it has a sign with a big Q, it's right across from that. Looked fairly grim to me and I didn't partake.

Stayed at a place well south of the main strip called the Chaweng Guest House for 600 baht per night, had air-con and satellite TV. It's about a 20 minute walk from there to Burger King, if that gives you any feel for the place. BTW, BK is open until 3 am there.

I highly recommend The Dive Shop for anyone diving. They are the nicest people, very helpful, and limit their group size.

I'm late in reading it, but a great report Zidaho dated 4-12-03. By the way, I'm also a beancounter here in Wisconsin.

I wanted to make one comment about his girlfriend's offer of money. I also experienced the same open generosity with a Thai lady I was with for four days. Twice when I was fumbling for money in the flap pockets of my cargo jeans she reached into her pocket and paid for the item in question. Neither item was expensive, just cab fare & lunch on the street after a long walk, but it showed me a charming and unique side of the Thai ladies. Money is very relative to the nice ones. As long as they have enough to pay the bills today or this week, they are completely at ease about the matter. I would guess it doesn't do much for their long term security, but it did show me again how kind and giving these ladies are who we seem to take for granted. This was my first trip to Thailand, but it wouldn't be my last, even if it wasn't for the petite, beautiful and caring ladies.

OK, by the lack of response I received maybe not to many people visit Khon Kaen. But I did happen upon an interesting upscale MP during my visit there if anyone’s interested. It’s called Caesars, back behind the Krung Thai Bank on Sirchan Road between Namang Road and Langmuang Road. The prices were a bit high for Thai standards with sessions with a local girl starting at 1,100THB, 1,300THB for the “Classic” and 1,600THB for the “Playboy”. I asked for a girl who spoke some English and got one in the “Classic” range named Geat. Quality here was outstanding, this girl was the perfect Thai beauty. Very nice body with larger than average tits that appeared to be natural. Service included beer served in a private room, a brief massage, followed by full tub bath with lots of play and “submarine” activities. Then back to the bed for a talented CBJ, cowgirl riding and doggie action. I was surprised she didn’t ask for a tip or even seem to expect anything over the posted price when I “checked-out”, but I gave her a bit more anyway for which she appeared genuinely grateful. Anyway, for less than $30 US it was a bargain to me. Perfect break on a busy business trip.
Overall the place appeared safe, overly courteous service by the staff, no one tried to rip me off, and of course excellent service in the room! If you have a few hours to kill in KK I highly recommend this place.

XSailor

Has anyone out there got any info on "Koh Lanta". Does it have any "scene"??
Plan to go there as part of Bangkok and southern Thailand tour later this year. I have been to "Koh Phi Phi" where I know there is limited action, but I think its neighbour Koh Lanta is a different thing altogether.

Bottler,

'I think its neighbour Koh Lanta is a different thing altogether.'

Think again!
At least on PP there are some bars. For drinking that is, or a bite to eat and watching a stupid movie with a bunch of 'one bottle of water a movie' geeks.

On Lanta there is nothing. Nothing as in 'empty' and 'boredom'. Perfectly ok, but not for the average visitor of this board!

Thanks Freeler

I did mean "different thing" as in less going on. So will have to stick to diving for just a couple of days then! Had hoped there might have been a smidgin of paid talent about!

Dear Colleagues,

I am soon heading for Mae Sot and Mae Hong Son. Does anyone know of any action there? Most reports (though nothing on WSG) indicate nothing much happening there.

Any tips on MPs would be especially appreciated.

Many thanks!!

Haven't heard so much about the 'scene' in Samui too much. Just returned from a trip with the 'trouble'. Managed to sneak off though. Hit the Green Mango which now has TWO go-go bars (100% more than two years ago). Dream Girls has some very tasty totty, but I was scared off by the offer of B2000 for one of them. I should have checked if it was for FT or ST. Barfine B500.
Couple of days later tried the old go-go bar which has in the past got a bad rap. Things have changed over the last two years. Better selection and beer prices not exorbitant. Took Tam out for ST for B1000. Lovely body and very willing. Went round the back of Green Mango to a concrete blockhouse of rooms. Not so big room, divided up into bed and 'lounge' with TV. Tam stripped off quite quickly and laid on the bed thrusting her puss in the air. Had to DATY! It would have been criminal not to. When she was wet I did the deed and came away very satisfied. Nice tight body, not a bit of fat and very willing to try different positions. Well worth it.
Would have liked to try the Pink Panther (I think) down the south of Chaweng. A massage parlour which charges B2000 for 'everything'. Next time, maybe.
Back in the Middle East now, looking forward to my next trip to the LOS.

Cheers

Hi all,
Does anyone have any info on the Cambodia border crosing with Thailand at Poipet? Need to do a visa run and wondered if its worth a night away :-)
Any info appreciated.
Meaty

Hi all,

Anyone been to Koh Chang? Whats the action like there?

J

meaty - Ekkamai to Trat (express bus) 200B max and minibus to Hat Lek (100B right across street from Trat bus station), visa run to Cambodia at Koh Kong is perhaps an easier way to go (will only cost $25 or so including a night in Koh Kong (more if you want AC room) ASSUMING you are going from BKK. IF you didn't want to stay o'nite, you COULD exit Thailand and turn around and re-enter without gettng the Cambodia visa (which costs 1100B - more there for some reason than in PNH) IF you plan on going back within a month, get a BUSINESS visa for $10 extra, allows unlimited entry/exit for a month

200B+100B+1100B+200B+100B+ "incidentals and entertainment"$45 (they seem to prefer $ in Cambodia but take Baht)

Didn't make it to Poipet so I can't say about that route

Oh jeezz guys but Joe Smuff in particular,

I just saw 'Koh Chang' and 'action' on the same page:(

PS This is just a hiccup, I won't be back here for a while.

Have read it somewhere on the Net that Samui hookers are the oldest and ugliest in the whole country. Coincidentally I had the same thoughts so I felt justified. But this only partly seems to be true.

When you look around Samui one can't help but notice the great number of hot looking young thai females everywhere. Except that most of them already have male company. It is quite common in Samui to book a girl for a week, a month or longer and go bike riding and just hang out together all the time. In fact the better looking ones count on this and will not easily go for just "ST" if there is something better in view. All that is left the uglies and oldies (some very advanced ages indeed) for short time action.

If you go to Lamai the beer-bars are quite well packed with reasonable lookers at opening time around 7-8pm but virtually deserted (except for the grannies) by 10pm.

The top lookers in the two go-go bars in Chaweng are often booked out for a week or month at the time, espec. in peak-season. There is a serious shortage of good looking females in Samui's meat trade. Yet if you put in the work, occasionally you will find some.

Just like in the brothels back home, like attracts like. Better looking meat tends to gather together. In Chaweng down the way to the Reggae Pub only a couple of bars have really reasonable looking pussy. One used to be the Elle Pub which closed down just recently. But the one next to it, the Queen Pub is not too bad either. Almost all the hostesses are passable.

If it's not a busy night, you should be able to get ST for B500 and LT for 1000. Some ask more but I could always get it for this much and the performance has been satisfactory or even better.

In the go-go bars of Chaweng for the best girls the asking price is B2000 ST (short time up to 2-3 hrs but sometimes only one hour). They can get this much since of the meat-shortage as mentioned before. I even heard of a story of a girl getting B7000 LT because the place was packed and several punters wanted to take her home. (She is very good looking though!) But if it's a slow night and you are persistent and smile you should get anyone for 1000 ST or 1500 LT in either of the two go-go bars.
All the girls gave reasonable service as this seems to be the norm in Samui. It's such a relaxed place.

The massage joints near the Green Mango are a rip-off. They wanted B600 for massage + handjob or 2000 F/S one hour on site. Who would pay that much? They weren't even anywhere near good looking.

At Pink Panther massage on Chaweng Road ST is B2000 F/S. They look okay but for this money?

Good hunting!

Got this good one on the way to Reggae Pub just in one of the corner bars. I had already banged all the good lookers in all go-go bars and most beer-bars so just wandered around and wandered and wandered. The situation seemed quite hopeless. But hop, a nice smile!

Sat down immediately not to miss the chance and indeed was she gorgeous! Such an exotic face, very long curly hair. a real cutie. We had a drink each.

Conversation was a bit slow as neither of us could speak more than a few words of each other's language but we got on somehow with a lot of help from mamasan. Soon I popped the question "ha-roy baht short time ok?" (500baht ST). She nodded and off we went. Samui is such a relaxed, romantic place and every time it's just like doing it with your lover of many years.

Maybe because she was so nervous, (I don't know) she started deep kissing me as soon as we entered the bungalow. This became deeper and deeper and soon my hand was buried in her hole elbow deep, and we didn't even take a shower until then. But I supposed she had washed before. The first round was done right there and then in one steamy session. She didn't stop deep kissing for one second, nearly suffocated poor old Mistapenus. She had a gorgeous face and perfect white teeth so I complained not even a bit. It's so hard to get a good kisser anyway.

After some intensive moaning and groaning and screaming (her) I suggested we take a shower. Some real tasty oral action followed from both sides and did she have the pinkiest pinky ever! In great contrast with the black skin. You must have noticed that the real hot ones are always the blackest. (Why?)

Round two was just as good as round one, or better. We both got succesfully totally exhausted. I had to remind her that time was over, 2 hours gone. She might get another quickie if she goes back to the bar, I reckoned. So good for her.

Bye, bye, see'ya later! She got on the motorbike taxi.

Evaluation: Excellent! 30 year old (looked younger). The cost only 200 pay bar, 500 pay girl, 50 taxi, 200 two drinks total:B950.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dinghy
[i]IF you didn't want to stay o'nite, you COULD exit Thailand and turn around and re-enter without gettng the Cambodia visa (which costs 1100B - more there for some reason than in PNH) [/i][/QUOTE]

I've never heard that you can exit Thailand without entering somewhere else, are you sure this is possible? Has anyone else done this before? everyone i know has always got the Cambodian visa, it makes sense that you don't have to if your just doing it for Thailand visa purposes, i need to know more. Anyone?

Meaty - well, let's assume you have exited LOS (you gave the LOS exit folks the visa) then crossed the border. You next have to GET the visa for Cambodia. IF you decided that for whatever reason, you want to go back, you HAVE legally exited LOS but just HAVEN'T ENTERED anywhere else. IF you turn back (without getting the visa), you need to re-enter Thailand. I heard about a guy who argued with Cambodia about the difference between the 1100B and the $20 (visa is supposed to cost $20, but at Hat Lek crossing it costs 1100B) and got told that he wasn't welcome. They (Thai or Cambodians) didn't make him stay in Cambodia. Since the Thai visa is free, it's no skin off their nose if you don't PAY Cambodia)

While I can't speak authoritatively (meaning - I didn't TRY it - I actually wanted to GO to Cambodia), they probably don't CARE if you didn't get the visa and enter Cambodia, just that you departed Thailand and then fill out the paperwork and legally re-enter Thailand. ONCE you hand over that exit permit, you have LEFT (they DO stamp you "out" and particularly if you actually enter that "no man's land" between the borders, you have LEFT Thailand - and the same person doesn't "enter you" as "stamped you out")

Just saves the visa fee I think (I might be wrong, anyone else out there have another opinion/experience?)

Ok, Meaty finally did his 'visa run', went by coach to Poipet, Cambodian border. Stamped out of Bangkok no probs, went round all the casinos for about 5 hours grabbed some grub, turned round went to enter Thailand and told cannot, told i must enter and exit Cambodia first. I've lived here for going on 4 years, so i know some things about how to be with thai officials but i wasnt getting anywhere. I even suggested that there must be a way we can solve the problem and help us both and he said "i know what you mean, if you pay Cambodia visa Thailand does not get money but the law of Thailand you must enter and exit Cambodia" so i was getting at giving him some money to let me in but no dice.
In all i got sorted and am now in for 3mths so no problems. On another note, i'm thinking of organising a 'Casino trip' on a regular basis. Its 3 hours by bus from bangkok, package along the lines of, return VIP coach to Poipet border, entry into all the casinos, free transfers between casinos, Free entry to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner International and Thai buffet. for about 1,200baht. + cambodian visa. Now obviosuly i make money from this so those long timers that recognise a few pennies could be saved here and there, sure, but we all need to live right! I'm not doing it yet i'm just interested to know if people here feel they would be interested. Combine visa run with a little gambling and there are also 3 big Ratchadapisek style massage parlours offering the usual, as well as plenty of good lookers about that look like there up for it!
Just thoughts, cheers anyway Dinghy, i agree with what you put, it does make sense, but i must have run into mister 'by the book' which i didnt realise existed within the immigration dept!

Went to this beautiful little town once, called Ao Nang. it's near Krabi. The scenery is absolutely amazing.

Also it's very touristy but not overrun yet with cars and backpackers like Krabi. A little bit boring though as most visitors seem to bring their own ho.

But in the evening I noticed there are actually a string of bars here! A dozen or so TGs hang around, seemingly all in the Game.

Drinks are quite cheap, mine and one for a girl was total 100 baht.

We played a bit of 'connect four' then I asked her out for ST. She wouldn't go for less than 1000 baht (that's double of Pattaya's standard), so I left it at that. I was on the way to Pattaya anyway. But the town itself is a lot more beautiful than Pattaya.

Meaty - how did you go to Poipet? I understand "bus" but where did you catch the bus? any specifics? How about the visa fee? $20 or 1000B (it was 1100B at Hat Lek crossing)? I have read some things about the bus trips being a "bit" difficult in that they want to sell you a trip to Siem Reap/ want you to stay where they want you to stay/ etc etc. AND there haven't been much said about how to find the bus. I was going to go to Surin and cross there but couldn't figure out how to make it work. (I need more Thai language)

you can go to the casinos without "entering" cambodia? Sure can't at Hat Lek - the casino is 1000M or so down the road IIRC.

This site used to get around 50 posts a day, seems to struggle with getting anything these days! Come on guys, bring yourselfs back and start typing up those FR's.

Dinghy - Sure thing, the bus i want to be selfish about and keep a secret at the moment, it has a huge earning potential attached to it which i don't want to miss out on. I can tell you its a thai bus, not government, 24 seater VIp, picks up at Central Bangna. Departs v early am, returns 8pm, 3hr journey to the border. Cambo visa is 1,000Baht, and if you want you can pay the officers local assistant 200baht to then run the gauntlet and get all the stamps you need.
I can assure you that the bus takes you there and once there you can go where you want. Certainly not restricted. The problem i have is this is very much a 'secret' thai thing, so the odd farang here and there is no problem, but i reckon we can get 30 a week, so i need to grease the working parts a little more.
If you want to go i'd be happy to set it up for you, e-mail me at meatywsg@hotmail.com.
Before i get slammed to death for witholding info on an info sharing board, i will eventually post the details, if someone doesnt find out first, i'm just trying to put a small business operation together to offer this to you all and by posting all thye gritty i lose that small edge. Hope you understand.
Meaty

First: A big THANK YOU to Progman for saving my reports!

Day 1 the first of 41 days in the HolyLand... Pilok

After a very pleasant flight on a free upgrade the plane touched down half an hour
ahead of schedule in a very humid BKK. I cleared immigration in no time at all
and was surprised to see my luggage have to go through an X-ray machine after
customs...
No SARS checks were done.
I had plenty time left to catch the Rapid train to Pitsanulok. The ticket was
B126.
The trip was nice, but of course I was a bit too tired to fully enjoy the
goings on.
After arriving in Pilok I went staight to my hotel, where the old
lady was still bossing everybody around and some familiar faces were waiting on
the first floor: S1 and Y.
I took the room on the corner and had the leaking shower repaired before
I settled in. When I went out I more or less decided that I would take S1 to
my room when I returned.
I took a walk around and found that most shops were closed, there were hardly
any people on the streets, that the AM/PM shop was closed down and vacant. My
favorite little restaurant near the RWS, the one with the giant rat under the
Coke vending machine, was also gone...
The London Hotel had six ho's downstairs and just one guest. I was the only
guest at my hotel. You could say that things were quiet.
After an hour or so I returned to my room. The tap was fixed, two towels were
on the bed and S1 was ready to go. Or rather, more than ready to go. We took a
long shower together and she showed that she hadn't lost her touch. Amazing how
some women apply just the right amount of presure on the ever stiffening
member... She had about enough of it when my eyes started rolling in seperate
directions. She pushed me out of the shower and over to the bed. She took one
of these tiny Thai 49mm condoms from her purse, but I of course made sure I had
a supply of N-11 available. And we put one of them to good use. Unbelievable
how this rubber holds out during almost an hour of sucking, fucking some more
sucking and so on... After the hour was over darling S1 gave me a hand release
like none before, leaving me sanuk mak.
S1 was happy too with the B300 she earned.
After another shower I walked to Topland Mall and Hotel. I had to get some
clothes. I found what I needed and went to get a bite in a small restaurant
opposite Topland. I had a very good sweet and sour chicken for just B15.
When I came back to the hotel I found that police blocked the road. A local
hotshot was playing badminton in the hall behind the hotel. Needless to say the
hookers had left for better places. At 9pm the police left and the hookers
returned. One of them was J from a previous trip - she was the B50 girl -
and I knew she would give me the good thing 100%. So we swiftly agreed on B200
for ful service and went up to my room. I must say that she learned a few
things sice last time, she had a supply of condoms in her purse and perhaps
more important, her skills had improved considerably! I would call her double
handed HJ a classic already... She dropped on her knees in front of me and
folded both hand around my dick and started squeezing and jerking... too
good... I almost forgot to fuck her! She was one hot little fucker before, but
improvements here too. She is now a very hot little fucker. If you don't pound
her hard enough she will let you know! after she gave me a massive orgasm and
after a shower I sent her on her way with B200.

Day 2

At noon I picked up J again. This time around it was HJ only and very much to
my satisfaction. No oil or any other useless crap, just a couple of bare hands
doing the job and a little titty rubbing too. Awesome!
She left with another B200.
I went for another B15 dinner at yesterday's restaurant, a red curry pork dish.
Very good food again!
Around 5pm I picked up L, a 20 yo local girl. She was ok, she tried very
hard to earn her B200. But I don't think I would take her again.
This does not go for T, a 28 yo I ran into around 9pm. She was sitting with a
50yo lady who at first caught my eye. I started talking with the older lady and
was just about to ask her to come to my room when she made the mistake to
mention her friends big pussy.
Big pussy.
The very words made my dick jump in my pants. My mouth went dry. Have to have
her! I tipped the old lady B50 and took T by the hand. On the way to the hotel
she said she was from BKK and that she comes to Pilok on a regular
basis to make some money.
For a mere B200 I enjoyed this lady with a maxi sized pussy, above average
sized tits and a big mouth too.
HAPPY!!!
Very good service all the way through to a massive burst on my part and more
than one orgasm for her.
Do NOT forget: MUST have her again!
I went to sleep avery happy man and passed out completely until my alarm woke
me up at 7AM the next morning.

Day 3 ChangRai

I checked out at 7.45 and took the #1 bus from the RWS to Bokoso ('busstation'). I bought
the B195 ticket to CRai and had breakfast, the same as yesterday. The bus left
about 15 minutes late, but didn't waste any time on the way. We had a 20 mins
foodbreak just South of Phrae. I had a delicious B20 green curry chicken with
basil.
I went straight on to CRai where I took a large room for B180, down from last
year's B200, in an innercity guesthouse.
I had a very good Chicken curry at the IMF1999 restaurant, B20.
In the evening I walked out to the military airstrip. There used to be some
Thai style brothels here, but they haven't re-emerged after the big raids last
year. Lots of new Thai style night spots here now tho. I didn't bother with the
supply on the main tourist oriented strip, I chose to have a traditional
massage instead. I checked 4 mp's before I found a woman older than 25 yo with
strong, capable hand. It was at Udom Rak, opposite the ThaiAirways office near
Wancome hotel, her name was C, 44yo - my guess was 34...
The cost for a two hour full massage was B200. I paid the same amount in
the same mp in 1997. Back then 1US$ was B25.... The girl get B100, mamasan
keeps the rest. I tipped Chintana B100. She was particularly good in the
presspoint part of the massage. Hot flows through all extremities... When she
started on my face she removed her bra to let my head rest on her soft breasts.
I remommend this lady for a massage.
She will come to your room for B300, of which the mamasan gets B200. I prefer
to spend that extra B100 on a tip.

Day 4

I'm pretty sure I will leave the CRai bargirls where they are tonight and sleep
alone. Perhaps another massage...
Like I said, I didn't BF any of the bargirls in CRai., but I had a look at some
of the gogo's, and man, what a depressing sight! No customers, no girls, drinks
at B80 and B2000 LT quotes. A total waste of time!
I let a tuk-tuk driver bring me to some Karaokes that are supposed to have some
action going. Not so. There are no girl line-ups anywhere in CRai anymore.
Police are keeping a close watch and anyone who tries to pull something off
gets shut down straight away. The one Karaoke that had some girls didn't have
rooms and the LT quote, again, was B2000. I paid the driver B20 for 'not
getting me any pooying' and he seemed happy I paid him at all.

Day 5 Fang and Pilok again

In Fang:
I asked a motorguy to show me the karaoke and massage places. There are just
two. A bungalow/massage about 1 mile outside town and one karaokebar about 1/2
a mile from the hotels.
It's hardly worth the visit.
They have a massage room upstairs, but any 'make lub' has to be done elsewhere.
A lady take-out was B800 ST...
I'm not 100% sure, but it seems like police are keeping a CRai style watch on
the business in Fang.
I decided not to stay the night, but to move on to MaeSai.
But bad news at the busstation, the bus had not arrived from MaeSai - accident.
Oops.
There were basicly three options left: Back to CRai, onward to TaThon or South
to CMai and Phrae or Pilok from there. I opted for the last possibility and
took a B60 ordinary bus to CMai. In my memory the road to CMai was pretty
straight, not so. It's hilly and has lots of dangerous curves. The bus was
never more than half full. After just over three hours we
arrived at CMai's NorthernBusStation. I immedeately took a B20 red songthaew to
ArcadeBusStation where I just missed the Phrae bus. Next one at 9pm. A 4 hours
wait... *UCK! Fortunately there was a B216 class 1 aircon to Pilok (and on to
Korat) at 5.30pm. We left right on time with just 10 people on board.
In Lampun no one got on, three left. in Lampang 5 more left and just two came
on. Other buses too were almost empty. I've never seen this before in Thailand.
It seems as if Thais don't travel anymore.
The trip had a lovely little feature: a twenty minutes stop just 3 miles
outside Pilok. Very nice! It just started to rain, and I could see myself
getting soaking wet on a motorbike to the hotel...
But there was NO-ONE in Pilok's busstation.
Not a single passenger waiting, not a single samlor, tuk-tuk or motorbike. I've
been to Pilok busstation many times at all sorts of ungodly hours, and the
place was always packed...
I started walking and made it to the hotel in less than twenty minutes, checked
in and paid B150 for the night, put my luggage in the room, went out and picked
up the only girl in sight. 33yo N, a cute lady! But that wasn't
going to stop me from fuckin' her goood! She talked a lot, but it never
irritated me. Kind of funny to hear her voice change pitch at a deeper stroke.
Anyway, she took care of 72 hours of no-go in LOS. I took some pictures
I paid N a well deserved B200 and tipped her B20.
She left and I slept like a baby until 10AM the next day.

Day 6

I woke up to find no less than 9 girls on the first floor, 5 sw's just outside,
4 more around the corner, 2 at the clocktower and 5 at the Chinese hotel at the
other side of the block.
Who wants Pattaya?
But no sign of T. So I pulled out her phonenumber, dropped a B5 coin in a
payphone and dialed. She answered the phone. We set a date for 5pm today at the clocktower.
Today is the first sunny day.
It somehow became 5pm and I went to pick up T for a(n almost) triple session.
Apparently giving a girl some compliments about her bodily features helps her
like you a lot more. We started getting it on in the shower, proceded to the
floor in front of the bed, did a photosession on one of the chairs
and ended the first part with some lovemaking I will not easily forget. When
the little darling came she just about cut of my tool... We had another round,
starting again in the shower, then on the floor, skipped the chair part and
then some cowgirling on the bed. Good for me! She took care of the finale with
her soft little hands. And the way she looked when some of the white stuff hit
her nose. Cute! Too bad that when I started poking her 'blue colar' style her
period started... I was happy that her time of the month hadn't begun 2
hours earlier and did all I could to stop her from crying. She was affraid I
would send her off with no payment! How dare she... Freeler promised her B300
and Freeler paid her B300. There, me no cheap Charlie! We took a little
afternap and around nine it was time to part. She went to her room in the
Chinese hotel and I went to get some food. I tried a restaurant near that
Chinese hotel, had a good chicken red curry, one with a surprisingly spicey
ring to it. Cost: B15...
Before I could sleep I had to clear the room of some nasty little bugs. I love
Baygon!

Day 7 korat

Woke up around 8, had a coffee in LondonHotel just when the dayshift ho's came
in. The nightshift stayed, they were too drunk to go anywhere. After downing
the coffee I left to get some toast at a bakery near the rws. The place was not
exactly cheap: B40 for two toast, a coffee and some orange juice.
I checked out, said goodbye to the girls and took bus #1 to the
busstation to catch the bus for Korat.
The CMai-Korat bus arrived dead on time, half empty, I'm getting used to
that. The trip was nice and I got off at the Mall in Korat at 6.50PM. I took
bus#6 to the park and checked in at the SakolHotel.
Now I'm in this internet cafe after banging the hell out of poor Kai, who
excepted B200 for an unholly round of poking. She left with a smile on her face
- happy to leave perhaps? - and I don't feel bad either....
I made a round of the park at 11pm and found a good looking 33yo who
said she was ready to go. So we went to the SriRat hotel where I took a B60 st
room. In the room I found the towels were already used by another couple and
the girl less willing to go then I thought. I quickly had enough of it and
left, leaving behind a baffled girl. The nightclerk at the desk downstairs
didn't fully understand either when I complained about the dirty towels. Usualy
Thai hotels pay back the roomfee after similar mishaps, but this bloke didn't.

Day 8,

I had the first two films develloped and I did manage to get some artistic
shots!
After a quick sweet&sour chicken lunch I strolled through the park once more to
find N. I took her to one of the other B60 ST hotels, where the towels are clean,
but the rooms often are not. N about 5ft short and, ehhhr, FAT! But a good juicy
pussy that allowed for some good fucking. After a good 45 minutes B200 changed hands
and we parted.
Around ten I went on a lady finding mission. After half an hour a woman walked up
to me, said she
had a room and that B200 was the price. She stayed in the wooden Chinese hotel,
Korat Fuck Central, and lead the way at a pace that got me thinking she needed
it more than I did...
She was so excited she could hardly open the padlock on her door. When she
finally managed to get in, she was naked and on the bed with her legs spread,
her feet almost behind her ears, before I had taken off my t-shirt.
Did she need it!
She used three fingers to losen the hole up and pulled her clit with
thumb and forefinger of her other hand. Sounded juicy. I proceded to take the
camera out of my bag, and if you thought she had any objections, forget it,
Instead she turned to show her feminin side even more, lah! She didn't want to
do any little handjob or blowjob or other nonsence, she just wanted to get
fucked! So I fucked and fucked and fucked this utter 30yo nymphomaniac until I
didn't feel a thing anymore, she showed four fingers, saying 'sanuk sii krang'
- happy four times. Time for me to give myself a little sanuk as well, after
which she checked the rubber's contents with her expert eye...
When I was getting dressed she was poking away at her **** again.
Anybody up for a nymphomaniac?
I was a bit stupid not to ask her for her phonenumber, but she said she would
probably be in Korat when I return after my probe in the Eastern Isaan,
tomorrow and the day after.
She is included on my 'have to bang again' list.

Day 9 SiSaket

I took the 11 am ordinary to SiSaket, B48, a trip without delays. In
SiSaket I quickly went to the hotel.
Next I banged the big **** lady from Uthomphon Phisai, she's always fucking
hot, I paid her a massive B300 because she deserved it.

Day 10

I just left my room, it was a bit small, the curtains were everywhere except
covering the windows and I found a leech in the bathroom... but hey, it is
rainy season, it is the tropics and it is rural Thailand. I now have me a large
room one floor down on the third, a bigger bed, a larger bathroom, curtains
that look like they can do the job the were designed for and all that still at
B120.
Today is a day of 'dolce far niente'. Maybe get a haircut and see if I can get
some more film develloped.
I got that haircut(B40) so quickly that I had plenty time left to take a train
to Ubon to do some shopping.
Ubon update: The white bus#2 is no more, white songthaews #2 now run the route
from the rws all the way to Bokoso in the Northern part of town. The price is
still B5.
In Ubon preparations for this year's candle festival were underway. The
festival starts on July 8 and goes on for about a week.
When I returned to the hotel around 4pm, there
was at least a ho for each hotelguest hanging around by the tv-set in the
lobby.
After a tom yam plaa (spicey fish soup), delicious but a little boney, I took
P upstairs for a 2 hour B200 get together. She was worth everylast Baht!
There was a lovely looking shorthaired woman sitting in the lobby when I
returned and I was thinking to give her a try, but -stupid me- I took a nap
first. A nap that took until 8 am the next day....

Day 11 What a day.... Korat again

I woke up just in time to catch the 8.16 rapid to Korat. Fortunately I bought
pancakes for breakfast yesterday and my bag was as good as packed, so I could
leave immediately. The train was full!!! I jumped off at Korat's Thanon Jira rws and
had the good taste to select a drunk as my driver to the hotel. B20 less in the
pocket but three near death experiences richer I arrived at the Sakol, where
they gave me a top floor room. I went out to have two more films develloped,
looking good again, but I am already mixing theladies up:(!
Back in the park I didn't come across my nymphomaniac friend, but goodlooking,
busty 20 yo J instead.
For B200+st room rent she would treat me well, so we went to the ST hotel on
the North end of the park erea. The cute little thing loved to have her
pictures taken and modelled like a pro - without the attitude!
She also gave me the loveliest little bj and then let me into her gourgeous
pussy. An 11 on a scale from 1-10... Perhaps a little too slippery with the KY
added....
It was in the middle of this bit of intercourse that I smelled glue on her
breath. What a turn-off! If her pussy wasn't of the quality described before I
might have lost the power. I set the gluethought aside and went through to the
perfect finnish on her lovely smiling face.
I paid lovely J B200 + a B20 tip. She asked for it with a kiss and a smile
and said it was for food for the baby. I just hope I didn't support the glue
industry...
I see more foreigners in Korat than before... Two apparent newbies, judging
from the stupid grin on their faces, walked up to the ST hotel with two very
happy looking hookers (B500 ST perhaps?), when I was leaving after banging J.
Come to think of it, I probably had a similar grin on my face, duhh...
If J's around tomorrow I may forget about the nymphomaniac I was supposed to
bang...
Well, I've forgotten all about the nymphomaniac anyway, because tonight I ran
in to D, the lovely girl I had the pleasure of escorting me back to my room
on two previous tours. And like last time she still isn't pretty, her titties
are still best left covered up, but her service is in the #1-outstanding range.
And her noises are absolutely unbeatable...
D left with B300 and a B20 foodtip.
J and D, what a day!

Day 12

It's almost 8 pm, I'm going to pick up D.
It just started to rain and perhaps that is why D didn't show... OTOH the
only girl that EVER kept her deals in Korat was Deang, the best little DT in
Thailand. She would knock on my door every evening at 8 sharp...
I turned this little mishap into a nice thing by going with D2 and J to
their room in the Chinese FC. At first D2 seemed the hottest of the two, but
she was more words than action. J, however, was a little piece of dynamite
and a talented kisser too... For B400 the three of us explored just about every
thing possible for three people to do. I only wish I'd taken just J and left
D2 out in the rain. J is on my 'have to bang again' list.


Day 13 Pattaya

I woke up pretty early and finished breakfast and a little
internetting in time to catch the 10.30AM bus to Pattaya. The fare was B210 for
a class1 airconbus. The company at ticket-office 7 run buses between
Ubon-Korat-Pattaya. The trip was ok, but there were a few timeconsuming
sidetrips of the main route to pick up parcels and drop off stuff. Nakornchai
don't do that. Somewhere at the halfway mark, the bus stopped and picked up
some passengers who had to stand in the isle as all the seats were taken. My
neighbour for the trip told me that sometimes ten or more people have to stand
all the way: overbooked.
Nakornchai don't do that either. They leave at 12.30 - same price.
After 6 hours the bus stopped at the Pattaya ticketoffice on
PattayaCentral(Klang) and 3rdRoad. From there it was a ten mins walk to
my hotel on Soi8, where my B300 small airconroom was waiting.
I went out for a stroll along BeachRoad and was amazed by the lack of white
faces. On the walk to PattayaLand I met perhaps ten tourists, it was 5.30PM, so
maybe everybody was having dinner...??
I took a B5 songtheaw to see if Muffdriver, we planned our meeting here weeks
ago, had arrived in his hotel. I was met by a receptionist who was an
asshole and instead of trying to understand who the person was I wanted to
meet, he tried to sell me a room.
I decided to try again 'tomorrow' and took the long way back, along Beachroad,
no surprise.
It can't have been much later than 8pm when I met K, 36yo from Ubon, Indian
(as in Hindu) appearance. I offered her B300 - my special Pattaya price - for a
ST and some snapshots in my room. Of course she agreed, it was a generous
offer!
In the room I quickly discovered that she was still in her time of the month,
but for some reason I believed her when she said that she could do other things
to make me happy than fuck me and I didn't kick her out the door.
Lucky me!
She massaged, HJ'ed and BJ'ed me to heaven and back. It wasn't exactly the
infamous scrotummassage, but the way she pushed certain parts and parts there
of down there made me cum big time. Keh collected the product of her efforts in
her hands and seemed pleased. Very likely not as pleased as I was...
I walked her back to the beach and returned to my room for a good night's
sleep.

Day 14

I'm a bit confused about what happened this day, so please forgive my blabbing:
I met Muffdriver on this day, and P, a 34yo, no babies, gorgeous
knockers, a Brazillian butt and an a-1 attitude. She agreed to come to my room
in the middle of the afternoon for B300. Her performance and the photo
opportunity she gave me made me pay her B500 with a smile on my face.
I'm pretty sure that this was also the day when I met E again, the lady with
the biggest NATURAL hooters in Thailand, and argueably SEAsia as a whole. I had
her in my room in Jan 2002 and tho the sight of her is amazing, her attitude
leaves lots to be desired: no photos! DAMMIT!!! No TF, hardly BJ and a pussy to
tender for any real fuckin'. I wouldn't have her again, but promised to
introduce her to Muffdriver.
We showed up at that bar not together but with a party of five. Muffdriver,
2 other guys a TG and me.
Think again if you thought that E would be all over Muffdriver! She
started out by complaining about the other people, ran away as soon as any kind
of camera pointed in any direction and I'm sure we would have been outathere in
no time if the two guys hadn't climbed the karaokestage with the purpose to
'sing' through the entire karaoke computer's collection. That took a while...
Meanwhile, back at our table, E let het 50 pound hooters rest on my hands,
arms, neck everywhere except around my dick...
Muffdriver had to settle for a 'flatbed', relative to E that is.
At some point the singers were done and we left to walk through Soi8 and
then along BeachRoad to PattayaLand.
I strolled back along Beachroad, picked up Jen2 from SamSen, BKK and did
my thing.
Jen2 wanted her money quick I guess, she agreed to to my every suggestion and
did so with joy. Full service completo, so to speak: HJ, BJ, DT, TF, some good
fucking - lovely pussy - and a big finish on her smiling face. There. Another
B300 well spent! Pictures? Of course.

Day 15

In the evening Muffdriver invited me to dinner at his hotel's restaurant.
THNX Muffdriver!
No doubt lots of other things happened during the day, but all I can recall is
that I called P and asked her to be in my hotel at 9PM. When I
arrived there at 8.30 she was there already, thinking we were to meet at eight.
Whatever. I got another 2 1/2 hours of super service, including pre- and
after-hump-shower, a lot of kissing and more of that tender stuff and an
allmighty shagging. And a nice little splash to round things of... I simply
don't waste money, do I? Another B300+B200 tip very well spent!

Day 16

In the hotel, I checked and cut the film I had develloped before and had some printed at
Central Color Lab, opposite Soi7 on 2ndRoad. They are always a good choice for
printing. After I picked the photo's up I went to the pharmacy next door and
bought ONE blue pill for B450. I had it cut in half.
I'm not going to blow up my dick in a first time, non-doctor-supervized, V-test. THNX!
That night, half a pill turned out to be plenty for the task at hand: Getting
P out the door unable to walk. Kidding! P deserved a good session after
her previous performances and wether it was the pill or not, I had the biggest
raging hard-on since.... can't remember! Bad thing was that I woke up at 4AM
next morning with that thing poking in the matrass... good thing was that I'm
pretty sure I could still feel the effect the next day when I picked up L for
a session.

Day 17

What got me through the day? A bit of shopping with Muffdriver and one of the other
guys, an afternoon session with L, who, like myself, could still benifit from last
night's blue pill. She had a nice lose pussy. No wonder, she gave birth to a
lovely baby boy less than a month ago...
Later, Muffdriver and I had dinner in the foodcourt at the BigC. They serve
lots of different Thai dishes at prices you can afford. (BUT: My favourite
place to eat in Pattaya is still the small foodstand outside the 7-11 on the
corner of Soi7 and 2ndRoad).
I was treated to a foot massage, courtesy of Muffdriver's generousity. THNX
again!
After the footrub, we split up to monger.
I went out to look for K, the 'Indian' girl. Her periods ought to be over by
now and I would just like to try that pussy of her's. I found her, a little drunk
and a little giggly. And back in the room it was clear that the alcohol had
removed her (only) inhibition(s). There were none left.
She treated me as if she was an angel and fucked me like a devil.
Happy!!! For me it was a bit difficult to pop, and when she finally retrieved
some droppes, her comment:
'You no have mut butter, mister'. B300 her way.

Day 18

I checked out, left my bag downstarirs, had breakfast and picked up Muffdriver
for a short bar visit. Luckily some of the regulars were there, but damn
you Muff, just after you left, conversation picked up -the man in yellow was in
shape!- and rounds came in. You can go back safely tomorrow: As I promised I
did pick up your bill. And paid it, lah! I made sure that the gents' table was
full of alcoholic beverages when I left.
After I picked up my bag at the hotel I took a B5 songthaew from Soi8 to
the Naklua roundabout and another B5 songthaew to the BKK busstation. The place
was crowded! Buddist-lent celebrating Thais on the way home. I had to wait an
hour for my Morchit2 bound bus (B90). Instead of taking the elevated Tollway,
the driver took the motorway, resulting in 45 mins of trafficjams. Nice! When
will people finally start to believe that the Motorway is the S-L-O-W route
to/from BKK? In Morchit2 the bus for Ayutthaya was just about to go when I
jumped on. The B41 ride took 2 hours, about the usual for an afternoon trip. I
arrived in Ayutthaya just after 6PM and checked in to BJ's Guesthouse. Once
they were B120, three years ago they tried to go to B150, which didn't work,
despite new tiles on all the floors in the rooms.
Now they are just B100, they had just 12 guests in the past 5 days... all their
food is pricey, if not plain expensive, except for the chicken/pork curry,
which goes at a very reasonable B50+B10 for rice. Guess what I had!

Day 19 Pilok again...

Leaving BJ's at 7.30AM, I ignored the lies of the motorized samlor drivers
that the station was 'very far away'. Instead I walked to the ferry that
crosses the river to the rws and boarded her after paying B2.
On the other side I passed the guesthouse I stayed at in January. It was
closed. Strange as its location less than 100m from the rws should guarantee
plenty guests...
I was at the station in time to catch the Rapid to Pilok, but I had planned to
take the slow train. I almost changed my mind, but then a group of tourists
came running into the station after being dropped off by no less than four
samlors. They all rushed to the ticketcounter and bought tickets for the Rapid
to Pilok/ChiangMai. That train would depart without me.
I bought the B58 ticket for the slow train and went to get a coffee and some
patankoh at the market opposite the rws.
The train arrived and left spot on time, and the trip was almost without
delays. Only the last leg from Pichit to Pilok took three mins longer than the
schedule said.
In Pilok I went straight to the hotel and checked into my room on the first
floor.
I called T to set a date for tonight at 6 and made trip to the BigC. 'Z' always
talks about the girls at the Mall in Korat. Forget them, come to Pilok and
check out the girls in the BigC's upstairs foodcourt.
Ultra short skirts, high heels. Ok, they're way too young to bonk, but a little
looking doesn't hurt no-one...
Went for a B20 sour chicken curry at one of the restaurants on the hotel block.
Great food as usual.
At 6 T was nowhere in sight. Nice! I'm as horny as a monkey in the zoo and
she's not there.
I checked the meeting place twice more and decided I was being stood up bigtime
and picked up 45yo N. She wanted B400. HAHA!! I offered B150 and she said
yes. Back in the room she undressed, showing a less than perfect body, took a
shower, went to the bed, lied down and spread her legs. There you go, but a bit
too fast for me.
Howzabout a little BJ first?
Nik opened her mouth and I could shove it right in. All the way, down the
hatch. She gagged just a little. She looked up at me, a bit expressionless,
but what gives, that mouth is made for fucking! I kept moving in and out for a
while, oh so easily, and she just went 'gggggggghhhh'.
After a while I pulled out and TF'ed her a bit. If she had ANY expression on
her face this woman would have been H-O-T! Now just weird, but good-good
feeling.
Next I did something stupid. I thought I could fuck her for a while. Mistake. I
told Muffdriver about the 62yo in Krabi with that incredible pussy. N's was
just as good or even better. What an unbelievable fit! I had to pull out a few
times so I wouldn't nut immediately. Damn this awesome pussy! When I popped I
could safely say 'butter too mut' this time...
(BTW This internet/game cafe is just B10 an hour...)
Around 8pm I picked up D3, right outside the hotel. D3, cute, petite 22yo,
nice tits and a very smooth skin, had her picture taken and her pussy fucked
and left with B200. Because she asked for B200!
Somehow I feel that the V-pill is still working?!?
Just before my bedtime, 10PM, I made one more hotel block round and took A to my
room. She has not achieved nymphomaniac status yet, but this 41 yo old is as
slutty as they get. Hold back for half a second and she starts pumpin' til it
breaks. So I grabbed hold of her firm tits and didn't slow down until release.
She left a nice wet spot on the sheets too. Anyway, B150 and A out the door
and finally I went to sleep.

Day 20,

8.15AM.
Knock, knock! I tought: 'Must be that irritating old ***** who thinks she runs
this place', but opened the door anyway.
There was N, holding one finger in the air. B100? Cum on in!
Again she undressed in Worldrecord matching time and spread eagle positioned
herself on the bed. Shower first, I said, and she duck-walked to the shower,
did her thing and assumed that familiar position again. I had a different idea,
turned her around, so her head was on my side and N automaticly opened her
mouth. She didn't really DT me, I DT'ed her, lah. Until it came. I sanuk. She a
bit amazed that I let her go with out entering her pussy but quite happy with
the B100 I paid her.
After a short internetsession I returned to my hotel, only to find more
desperate girls outside. One of them, monsterhootered A2 was pushed forward by
one of the other girls. A second girl pushed up A2's tits to show me how truely
huge they were. At first I thought that A was K, an equaly fitted lady I
picked up last January. I let my dick do the thinking and took A2 upstairs for
B200. I got a bonk, a photoshoot and a cumshot out of that deal.
Value for money, I'd say... A2 told me that she had three sisters who
looked just like her, perhaps K is one of them.... She also said that mommy
has the biggest tits of them all.... Nice family
Some prices:
Laundry: Trousers, B30 in my Pattaya hotel, here trousers, sportshort, socks,
handkerchief and T-shirt for B30...
A sheet came back clean for B10....
This noon I had coffee and eggs for lunch at the busstation. After lunch I went
to BigC to look for some stuff: a schoolgirl outfit! I found a skirt that was
too long, but priced at B85 and a shirt for B45. Can't go wrong with that and I
knew what sizes to shop for. I went to a street tailor to have the length of
the skirt halved to a sexier, but reasonably decent 12''. This job was done for
B25.
Around five I had dinner at again that same restaurant on the hotel block. This
time I downed a green chicken curry and again it was delicious, at a cost of
B20.
Next I telephoned T and more or less ordered her to show up at 6PM or else...
She arrived spot on time. Yesterday, she said, she was in Sukhotai and had
forgotten all about our date. Yeah, yeah...
I introduced her to her new identity: Schoolgirl T.
She took off her clothes: no bra, no undies. Hmm, should be hot in short skirt
and white blouse...
After a brief shower she put on her new clothes and she damn sure loved them.
She started posing even before I had the camera out. I tried to give her some
pointers on how to move so I could get sexier pix, but this schoolgirl didn't
really understand. I probably would have had better picture if I'd stayed
quiet. Never mind.
The bonking part, gentlemen, was a little boring, more of the same. Everytime
she rode me she creamed all over me, begging me to please go on top. She was a
bit 'jeb' after 'ork sii krang' - had some pain after cumming four times. Her
words!
She remains #1 on my 'have to bonk again' list.
Next time with her tomorrownight. She said she will cum and sleep with me - no
money. 'But can I please have the skirt and blouse?'
Yes, tilak, you can...

Day21,

T came over at 8pm with some lame story about having to be in hospital by 9pm.
I sent her on her way, but I did give her the skirt and blouse as I like to
keep my promises. I didn't even fuck her. I am an idiot... And I won't take her
off the 'have to bonk again' list either.
Dammit, at least twelve(!) women outside are hoping to cum inside with me. Or
me to cum inside them. Whatever....

Day 22 Phrae

I went to Phrae.
It is VERY hot today. 40C and over...
The ONLY place in Phrae where you can get any is next to the big hotel at the beginning
of theroad leading to the busstation. You can't miss it if arrive in Phrae by bus.
The girls are on the topfloor and it is a pricey place. Count on B1500 minimum
for any action.
The action in my hotel was non-existant. I saw nothing that looked like
brothelactivity, eventhough the woman who showed me to my room said that the
room was 'Good for make lub'.
I just slept , fan low, no sheet. It was HOT all night and the heat woke me up
a couple of times.

Day 23 Pilok

Another HOT day. I won't stay. Today it's back to Pilok and then to Isaan,
where I hope to see some rain!
The train I was on arrived in Pilok just 5 mins late.
When I got out I could immediately feel the temperature was well down from
yesterday and earlier today in Phrae.
I had dinner and called my favorite NongKhai guesthouse to book a room. I'm out
of here tomorrow. No matter what!
Around 9pm I took that two bit **** A to my room for some very uncomplicated
boning for B120.
An hour later I was at it again with 'Apple' a big 24yo with one fat ass booty
and some good to hold on to tits as well. She was more or less in control,
assuming several positions - Hey, why do we always have to do the thinking?
She didn't want the KY and hell, she didn't need! She 'allowed' me to finish
between her boobs.
The bad thing about her being in control was that for the first time this trip
I didn't get ANY pictures at all. Not even clothes on...
She forced me to pay B200...
I slept well that night, windows open, fan off and no sheet.

Day 24 NongKhai

I went to NongKhai and the day saw no action...

Day 25

FINALLY it is a bit cooler. The skies are overcast and
every now and then a bit of sunshine makes it through the clouds.
Somehow I made it through this day and in the evening I did
some exploring. The NongKhai action is still on and near the soi that runs
down to the river from the Shell fillingstation just East of the busterminal.
In fact, there is more of it then ever before. There is a new brothel on the
right, 5+ girls, the old karaoke is still there, 6+ girls and just around the
corner at the end of the soi girls have set up there lovely business from at
least five houses. I went to the new one and took F, 27yo, upstairs to her
room, just big enough to fit the bed, there was just one small red light.
She had nice small titties and one hot pussy. I won't be back here though: It's
all a bit too dark and none too clean. It was a good thing I brought some
tissues, washing was out of the question; filthy towels and the soap was at
least two years old.
But like I said: F was OK!

Day 26

It's been raining all night.
I ran into F today, she had changed venues... So I banged her again, now at
her new place. NongKhai is a fun town!
Finding a place to eat was more difficult than finding a place to get laid.
Lack of customers made many restaurant owners decide to close their doors or
not open at all. I ended up in an 'Israeli' place named NamSuey. The chicken
sweet and sour didn't really appear fresh. It was as if they threw in all the
chicken they had left. The rice could easily have been yesterday's.
When I left the restaurant I saw an incredible rainstorm approach from the
West. Time to go to the guesthouse in a hurry! I made it to the door just in
time.
On my compulsory evening round I met S, a chubby 28yo Lao girl. At first she
brought me to a room without any light. Nope. Then to one with just a tiny red
bulb. Nope. Next she took me to her own room, in an alley. Plenty of light, a
decent bed, a good fan and a hot girl. Bingo! Worth each and everyone of the
B200 I paid her.

Day 27 NakhonPhanom

This morning I left NongKhai on the 7.30 ordinary bus for NakhonPhanom, B106.
The trip was slow, as usual, but beautiful. Isaan in the rain is the best there
is...
I arrived in NKPCity and decided to check-in in FirstHotel. B160 for a fan
room, no problem. The room was clean, cool, had a decent enough bed.
I went out to eat. I had a yam wun sen, which was delicious.
Back at the hotel, whappo, woman downstairs. 44yo I came
upstairs with me for B300 for a two hour long session of the better kind. She
made damn sure she came first and then started taking care of me in a very
special way. She did anything to get me to cum. The only thing about the
efforts I didn't like was her HJ. Jerking off is not same-same jerking it off!
But hell, she throatfucked herself on my dick and when the white boys came
running out she tore off the rubber and caught them all in her mouth. And then
she wanted more. So much more that I for a moment feared that I wouldn't get
rid of her tonight... But she did leave after letting me get mine one more
time.

Day 28

Woke up this morning and made up my mind: I will stay one more night, went
downstairs and paid for one more day.
Around 2PM after some strolling through the town, I sat down in a restaurant and
ordered a chickensoup. A girl turned around and said: 'bungalow pam-pam'. Well,
well. She was with two friends, so I asked if they were in the deal too. No
way. Just S, B2000 (two thousand) for the night.
I didn't laugh, just said: 2 hours, B200.
We had a deal. The soup came and it was BAD! As bad or worse than the
Indonesian SotoAyam. The chicken was just skin and bone, the mie wasn't done
and what should have been chickenstock was water. I tried to eat as much as
possible. I don't know how much it cost, S paid for the meal...
Time to check her out in the room. She wanted her money up front. 'No way' I
said and opened the door. After a while she agreed to the fuck-first-money-later
scheme and she wouldn't be sorry!
She undressed: hairy pussy, small titties with huge aureolae, big nipples.
after a little foreplay I entered the little ricefield and, what a feeling.
Why are some pussies soooo much better than other pussies? I was in heaven from
stroke one and her moaning indicated that for her it probably was the same.
Anyway, my eyes almost popped out of my head when I came. Sanuk makmak!
So I thought it was over, took a shower, so did she, but then she sarted
feeling me up to see if I could serve her with another round. Hell, sure can!
She rode on top, and after not a very long time she came. A big wet orgasm. S
left a happy girl, taking B200 with her. At first she didn't want me to take
any pics, but since she wanted the second round I bargained for at least a
couple of 'from behind' shots.

One of the karaokes at the end of the nightmarket is back in action. Girls in
the doorway, girls inside and even some girls out in the market looking for
customers. theywant B300 for a ST in basic surroundings. Bring your own
tissues, towel etc...
Better hole up in FirstHotel and see what cums your way.

Day 29 SiSaket

I went to Nakhon Phanom bokoso to catch the 7.30 tammadaa to Ubon Ratchatanani
for B91. The 5 hour trip was smooth. On arrival at Ubon Busterminal I got into
a #2 songthaew and took a ride to the KrungThongHotel area for breakfast at 2
PM. I had quite an appetite so I ordered a big breakfast which I devoured
completely.
Again I took a #2 songthaew, this time all the way to the rws in WarinChamrap.
I had to wait just 10 mins for the train to SiSaket, B13.
In SiSaket I checked in to the SantisukHotel, where I immediately made my
acquaintance with O. She quickly went from B500 to B200 and we went upstairs. She
undresses and, my God, what a body. Breasts perhaps not as big, but the same
shape as Kitten Navidad... Attitude #1! O left one happy Freeler when she left
after an hour.

Day 32 Korat again...

Went to Korat.
Never thought I'd see a day in Korat without pussy... The first girl wanted the money up
front, so I left. The second one wanted to shower alone. And yes, I knew it:
another case of sii-daeng. Don't these cunts ever learn that I kick them out and tell
everybody about it? I guess I got so angry with this one, that she was about to leave my
room naked. Can't have that. I made her put on her panties and jeans first. Then she ran
to the elevator: Topless!

Day 33

Bonked K, 45yo, ugly but a hot'n'wet pussy, in SriratHotel (...) this morning.
B200+60 for the ST- room. She screamed like a piglet. I loved it and nutted bigtime!
I just returned from an afternoon session in the other ST hotel, next to the park.
J was my companion, this time without the gluesmell, but with her full mounds and juicy
pussy. Again B200+60 for the ST-room. I could hardly breath when I came, thought I
might collapse and go to the HappyHuntingGround in the sky. Man, she pleased me good!
Today the park is overflowing with willing women of all categories: fat, thin,
cute, ugly, old, (too) young, cheap and cheaper.
In the evening I met 33yo K2 from KhonKaen. A bit chubby to say the least, but
definitely not fat. After some consideration, I left her standing there a couple of times,
I took her back to my hotel and it made me happy! Nice full tits with a lovely set of
chewable nipples and a big, jucy pussy, just waiting there to be filled. And she liked
bangin' too. What a difference compared to the two previous days! I would not mind
running into this lady again... she left with B220.
I went to sleep a happier person.

Day34

Had another session with K2 this evening. A most satisfying experience! B200 for the full
treatment.

Day35

I had an afternoon session with N, 44yo from Korat. What a playful lady!
She really took me to the limit and then I gave up: I just let it cum, LOL!
Hehe, in the early evening Poo, the nymphomaniac I met a few weeks ago, came up to me.
Guess what? She felt like going with me to my room to get fucked good. We went at
it for over an hour and then she bitched me that she only came three times...
But I'm still a bit DEAF from her screaming right into my ear. Anyway, I got a number
of gooood shots of that six pound pussy of hers. At one point she even crammed a bottle
of shampoo down her twat - Am I suddenly not good enough anymore?-, my camera caught that
too...
Alright, in the end I paid her a massive B300. Well deserved!

Day36

Still in Korat, jeez, no bonk yet today... No particular reason...
I met J again, glueless, and asked her to come down to my hotel. She
refused. WHAT?!? Turned out that her brother works at there...
No bonk today at all.

Day 37 Pattaya again

I first took a bus from Korat to Chonburi for B175 and then hopped on a
Pattayabound bus for B40. Checked in at a hotel on Soi8 (again...).
Spent the first part of the evening with Ooy - B300. I'm sure I've been
with
her before on this trip, and so said she, but I can't find any
reference to her
anywhere. Oh well, perhaps she's somewwhere amongst the pix...

Day38

Today I was with a 45yo from korat with a very fit body. Not a shred of
evidence of her three kids. Her babies may not have sucked on her nipples,
but I sure did. B300 her way.

Day39

Walked down BeachRoad and witnessed a girl denying three Indians access
to herbody, even tho the Indians offered her B1,500 per person. I asked her
why shedidn't take the B4,500... Answer:' They smell bad!'
I could cum with her for B300, as usual, but I didn't like her that
much...
Had an encounter with a Phuket lady, but she talked way too much.
She got me off, but just barely. B300 her way.
She did not believe that 90% of the ladies on BeachRoad are for hire
for B300 a ST. So I proved it to her by asking three girls to cum with us to our
room for a 3sum. All three wanted to go for B300.
After I brought her back to BeachRoad I met Lot, a big 30yo from
Phichit.
Big tits, big ass, and big pussy. I asked about the pussy, I'm not shy...
Back in my room I gave her such an almighty shagging that the bed moved
two feet. She had one of the best cock-slides I ever entered. Damn, what a
big wet hole! I really had to stop myself from cumming a few times. In the end
I finished all over her tits and belly. She left with her B300. Two
hours later the phone rang, I answered it: ' I Lot, the big girl. I want fuck you.'
'OK, cum on up.'
Five minutes later, a knock on the door, I open it and there is Lot
plus a GF.
But the GF calls Lot 'mae' when she speaks to her. A mother and daughter
reunion... I kicked out the daughter. Not because I'm not in for a
3sum, but she's way too skinny. Scary!
So, again I have my way with Lot, who wants to stay all night for B200.
But after the first bonk is through, and she cleans her face she says she
wants 'to go home to daughter'. I'm a nice guy, so I let her go and I pay her
B100+B20 for the taxi.

Day 40

In the evening I heard a 'schoolgirl' asking an older guy B500 for ST
in her room. He walked on, I went up to her, talked a little, she asked B300,
I said 'yes' and we went to my room after. She claims she's 19yo, but I
believe it's more like 29, and she has the schoolgirl routine down to the last
little detail. Lovely voice, cute yellow and pink attire and a lot of 'I'm so
shy's'.
Yeah, yeah. Like all the other ho's on the beach!
During the fucking she screamed and said her pussy hurt too much from
big dick and then tightened her muscles... A 19yo schoolgirl with a
ViginaDentata...
Whatever, but that pussy sure was good! I gave her my 'butter' and she
left, B500(!) in her little hand. Yes guys, a B200 tip for an awesome photo
shoot!
Hope to see her tomorrow for my 'last bonk on the tour'...

Day 41

Last day. I've got my B200 ThaiLimousineBus ticket to BKK at 6.30PM.
I packed my bag.
In the afternoon I went to BlueHouseBeerBar on SoiPattayaLand. I walked in,
pointed at agirl named D and took her upstairs after
paying the mamasan B500. At first she was a bit unwilling.
I no do this, I no do that.
But gradually she started to enjoy herself and that reflected on me. I had
a bonkin' good time once more. We even had a very pleasant afterlay, just talking and playing.
No girl at the BHBB has ever disappointed me.

Biggest tip for your next trip: Get a Buddha haircut. All the woman luv
it!
Well, this is where it ends and I'm truely sorry I've been a bad boy...

Freeler:
1. First Hotel must definitely be a 2 bang shop. A local custom I am sure. I got awesome fucks and sucks there 2x2.
2. There is a good restaurant opposite it, backing on to Mekong but you - Mr 5 bt chicken curries - are too much of a cheap Charlie to go there.
3. Remember the Skinless rule. TGs are an expense and you must always spend more on yourself than you give to them. They exist to be fucked and you keep ying and yang in balance by spending more on yourself than you spend on them. Otherwise, it look like you are just going to LOS to bonk (the truth often hurts).
4. Shell station: So has the big ho house you previously mentioned vanished. Did you fuck the deaf and dumb kid? That was enjoyable, listening to her ***** about her bg titted friend I had just bonked. Remember they are toys.
5. Why did you not go to Buriram? There is a lovely lady there, perfect set of hubcaps, patrols the square and likes DATY. And you do like your tummy.
6. Korat still has the best zoo in LOS.
7. Did you not do any rear entries, bondage etc to get value for your money?
8. Just how many months' vacation do you get a year?
9. I did see some o fthe photos of the freaks of nature you fucked. Next time, put a bag over them.

Skinless,

2>>
That's where I had the YamWunSen.
I ate at those places well before you even heard of NKPcity!
3>>
That must be a new rule. Been up that mountain again to make up a new set of commandments then, Mr. Skinless?
I did spent more on myself: B700 for me vs B340 for pooying. That's per day, not per hour!
4>>
Like I said, everything was there plus more. It's never been so easy in NK!
5>>
I skipped Buriram because I wanted to take it slow. Not too much racing around.
6>>
This time Pilok was BY FAR the biggest Zoo!
7>>
None of that funny shit:D!
8>>
Enough to put a big smile on my face:D!
9>>
The bag. You keep telling me that every time and then you follow in my footsteps, fucking the hell out of the same ho's, Mr. Skinless.

Does anyone have any info about Surin? I will be there for a few days and wanted to know if there are any gogos worth seeing or MPs not to miss. Appreciate the help.

thai: surin, where my bb one comes fro has never got a good review here. if you have to stay there, check out the train station late at nite. that's where the cockroaches seem to hang out.
freeler: you are too interested in your stomach. you raped the lady with the teeth after me. i never fucked her as i respected her (only bbbj and rim). then you took her fucking photo but, being modest and in love with me, she covered up her face and her teeth.
now, who got the glue ladies first? little john skinless. your forte is old hags with huge hooters. what do you inject yourself with? they would have to pay me and i have fucked osme animals, like the receptionist in buriram.

i wanted to fuck that bossy 70 yo old ***** in pilok but she palmed a middle aged bag off on me instead.

if pilok is a zoo, korat is a wild savannah, full of tender game, just right for snaring and bringing back to the lair.

oh, that restaurant opposite first: it has a lovely lady from a town called pattaya; the kind i would like to have babies with. or daty.

i am undecided whether to go to los next month or not. if i go, it will be korat, buriram and maybe some other shit heaps too. but not pilok. so much free pussy here!

Thai-1-on,

This is in the archives...

<<Day 05, Surin,

Somehow I ran into the only hooker on Surin station today,
named Seyang, who insisted on B500, but of course she settled
for B200. We went to her room, about 200m from the station.
When we got there she told her neighbours how she caught this
big farang who was going to pay her B300. I made sure
everybody understood that only B200 were going to change
hands! I don't want no trouble, dammit! Her room: matrass on
the foor, laundry everywhere, clean hongnaam (bathroom), and
us, ready to go. After the shower she proceded to lie down and
spread her legs. Saying: BJ no have, doggie no have. Fuck that
b****! Which I did, while she was counting the pieces of
laundry... It was like plain-vanilla but someone left out the
stinking vanilla! After about five minutes she checked her
watch, and so did I, what a boring encounter. Another ten
minutes of exercise and I pulled out, tore of the rubber and
came all over her belly. Guess what, she didn't like that
either!
I took my time in the shower, put on my clothes, paid the B200
( ALWAYS pay what you agreed on!) and left.>>

Jackson, why don't you simply delete the archives. Nobody bothers with them anyway...

Surin is a crapheap. The only interesting thing about Surin is their annual elephant round-up.
The LP people like it tho...

I heard a rumor in Hua Hin over the last week from some bar girls that sounded pretty suspect but was at least fairly consistent. The story was this - that a month ago, 'the doctor came', tested all the girls, and several were found to be positive and banned from work or sent away. One girl told me 36 girls, another said 6. I couldn't say exactly how many girls in Hua Hin, maybe 200-500? Who knows if it was true but it was an interesting rumor.

Basically I was awfully surprised to hear that perhaps someone is actually checking?

Nobody seems to report about Koh Samet for a long time. Been there December 2001. Not the place to be for mongering for sure. However it's a gorgeous island, small, laid back and relaxing atmosphere. Good hit for those of you young people who would like to try their luck at regulars. Plenty of australian and scandinavian beauties looking for a good time. Local pussy is also available at the only local disco and a couple hostess bars, but quality of looks leaves much to be desired.

Mae Sai, the most northerly town in Thailand is on the border of Myanmar (Burma).

It is 4.5 hours by bus (95Bht) from Chiang Mai, and also served by VIP express bus from Bangkok (742 Bht : 12 hours), Ryong, Pattaya, etc. Regular busses leave from Chiang Rai, and a taxi from the airport at Chiang Rai is about 400 Bht.

Only decent hotel is Wang Thong Hotel, on the last Soi to the right of the main street, 100 yards from the border crossing.

Rooms are 800Bht, quite decent 3*. Ask the bellboy for some company for the night, and he will bring a selection of 3 - 5 girls to your room. Cost is 2,500Bht all night, but if after 10:00pm you can bargain down to 1,500. Girls only 6-7, aged 18-20, mainly Burmese and speak little or no English.

Be careful with the new visa regulations. If you have more than two exit/entry stamps from Mae Sai in your passport, you are not allowed to cross using original passport, unless you provide a letter stating why you need to leave and re-enter the Kingdom of Thailand.

Upon re-entry, they are no-longer issuing 90 days visas, only 30 days at Mae Sai.

If you simply want to visit Myanmar, and have enough time on your original Thai entry visa, you can leave Thailand be lodging your passport at immnigration, with a fee of Bht 150, then , they willn stamp a photo-copy of the photo page of your passport, and you can use this to enter Myanmar on a one day return permit, cost of Bht 250. Must cross back over by 18:00pm, as this is when the border closes.

If you want a new Thai entry Visa, you must first report to the main immigration office, 1Km from the border before the Police station in Mae Sai. There, they will issue you with an exit stamp. Show this at the Thai side of the border, and walk accross (no fee). Pay Bht 250 to enter Myanmar on a one-day return visa, and leave your passport with them (they give you a receipt). Then, before 18:00pm, collect your passport from the Myanmar immigration, walk accross the border, and get a fresh Thai entry visa for 30 days. As I said, you can only do this TWICE on any one passport, without a letter of explanation and permission.

Hi,

Do you have any info for SATUN or the islands around the Thai/Malaysian border? Will be there in Dec for some fun.

Any info on Hotels/prices and girls/prices would be great.

Keep up the good work.
E.

Last time in UdonThani, stayed at the Charoensri Hotel downtown. Paid about $30 for a double for my Thai driver/friend and myself. We had dinner at a very nice restaurant on the main drag. Then went downstairs at the hotel to the karaoke bar, in the basement. Had a great time. Choice of girl to sit with you from about 20 different girls. Some very young and pretty, most of them mid to late 20's. Picked a girl who was late 20's but seemed very friendly, nice smile, very nice bady. It was one of my best picks ever. She made up for not being very young and very pretty by being a definite GFE experience. Could not take them to hotel until after the karaoke bar closed, but we then took them to a hotel about two blocks away, and paid $10 for each of two rooms, one for me and one for my friend. As soon as we got to the room she shucked her clothes and headed for the shower. The whole time I was thinking what a lucky pick!

I showered right after her, and then we spent about an hour and a half, cuddling, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, covered all positions, and just a general fine GFE time. I'm headed back there in January and I will do that again. 1000 Baht for me, and 750 for my friend, since he's Thai.

I am due in Yasothon mid November and am asking the contributors if there is any experience or knowledge of sex business there. I have been there previously for a short visit but found nothing there.

Hi,

Any action near the airport? I am stuck there for 3 hrs waiting for a transfer. Any suggestions?

Thanks

Cruk,

I don't know which airport you are talking about. But if you are referring to BKK airport, take a look at the links below.

http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?postid=43985&highlight=Bangkok+Airport#post43985

http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?postid=131485&highlight=Airport+Amari+Hotel#post131485

24 hours in betong, thailand from kuala lumpur, malaysia
date: 10th october 2003 - 11th october 2003
attendees: haagendazs, p, c and a

p arrived my place to park his car. we hangout in front of my house until c arrives at 5:40am. onward to sri petaling where we should hop into a toyota hilux turbo but we arrived early. c suggested breakfast. no food were available at this hour in sri petaling. c and me decided to go for an early bottle of guiness stout to start our morning while p had a coke? or was it some tea? we then park our transport at a petrol station before hopping onto the hilux turbo monster at almost 7:30am. onward to betong was the battle cry from the heart. a need to drop something off in ipoh, hence we are forced to stop at ipoh. along the way, there seem to be a problem with the car. some noises from underneath. being a car lover, a quickly made a call to his friend to borrow a car. we took a wira aeroback 1.3gl from ipoh to betong while leaving the hilux turbo monster in ipoh.

being an experienced driver to betong and with the skill to go with it, a were bending corners with the wira aeroback 1.3gl after the kuala kangsar turn. first time experiencing such speed (100kph+) rounding corners with a 1.3gl. experience was not scary. just the thrill of speed. found out later that a used to be a race car driver. no wonder we don't feel afraid when he's driving. he's a very steady driver even when he's speeding, bending corners without throwing us about the car. we actually slept comfortably while he was bending corners at the speed of 100kph+.

with such speed and skill, we arrived the border at no time. we checked in merlin hotel at 12:00pm+. p complained hunger and yet want to view the stocks in betong. c being skeptical about nice resort, since we haven't been there before, decided to bring us around betong's many clubs to see the parade of girls. p as usual, prefer to check out all the stocks before deciding on getting one. c targeted a girl where me and the rest could not see any good in. well, one man's meat is another man's poison we thought. i saw my target in "hearts" but decided to relax first. took down the joint's number. will call later if no other stocks. after almost 1.5hrs of parade, p finally decided on a hot chick at jockey club, right next to our resident hotel.

after the parades, only p and c have chosen their wls. i decided to follow a's footstep, take everything slow. told the joints to send the wls up at 3pm. we decided to go for the ancient foot massage at sri betong hotel. while walking back to merlin hotel, anticipation of having sex is getting stronger knowing that both c and p already have their women. a still taking it slow. i finally couldn't take it anymore, i gave a call to "hearts" and told them to send the girl, "joy" right away to my room. can see the snicker on a's face. i know, it's tough to negotiate with my brother down there. i tend to lose. heh.

everybody went into their respective rooms where both p and c already have their girls waiting for them. a went into his room alone, making some calls apparently. decide to go check out both c and p's girl before my girl arrives. i must say c have chosen wisely, his girl is so sweet. but never noticed her that way while parading. my guess would be c actually have foresight! as for p's girl, i would have chosen her if he didn't choose her. she speaks cantonese well and have this pair of wonderful eyes to go with her sexy body. damn, cannot wait any longer. i am still waiting for my girl. gave another call to the joint. girl say will be there in 5mins. true to her words, the girl, joy, really came in 5mins. negotiated to 1900baht for the night.

stripped her, she seem shy. told me only been in betong for 3 days and i am her first customer. great i thought, french her first. body a bit to the dark side. she seem so much fairer under the red light. sat her down on the bed, push her mouth to my cock to blow me. she requested cbj, i complained and got angry, she decided to bbbj right after. deep throat her while my standard operation procedure is ramming her head to my stomach, i can feel her soft nose tip rubbing against the sensitive skin of my stomach. what pleasure i thought to myself. being horny and all, i decided to cum quickly so i can get to the 2nd round. took my dotted durex condom, ram her missionary before cumming doggie style. i have to take the condom off myself, i am beginning to dislike this girl, eventhough she said that i am very handsome to her. after taking off the condom, pull her to shower with me, made her to bbbj me before i wash myself. she seem to like pinching my nipples. after she licked me clean, i washed myself. left her alone to take her bath. she crept up the bed to stay close to me after her bath while i was making some phone calls. decide not to waste my 2nd cum. told her to sleep while i go out. will be back to take her out for dinner.

went to round up c and a to go nice resort. p is still going about his own sweet time cheonging the girl i wanted. will call us when he's done. c brought his girl to nice resort while a and me went as lone rangers. stepped into the discotheque with striptease
shows, one hot dancer came hugging me. wow i thought, this girl is hot. ordered 2 jugs of guiness stout. bought the dancer a pack of dunhill. she look cfm all the time when she was with me at my table. decided to negotiate price with her, will dump the girl in the room when i go back. she said 2000baht. i said no, told her 1500baht. she said okay. damn, should have offered 1000baht i thought. she then brought her small handbag to put on my table. told me she'll go up the stage to dance and strip first. she was flirting with me with her eyes when she was on stage. she looked damn hot on stage. but there are even hotter women on stage. found out later that some of these dancers choose their customers. they don't sleep with any tom, dick or harry that comes into the bar. saw this teluk intan guy by the name of ah yong (yeah, being my friendly self, i actually talked to him) got rejected by this other damn hot dancer. he asked me how to get these dancers, i told him mine just ran straight into my arms when i walked in. can see the disappointed look on his face.

p came later with his girl. missed out some of the actions but last i heard from him, his girl was frenched by one of the dancers when p used his girl to give tips to the dancers. what a sight if i'm there. damn damn. i think i was paying the dancer to spend the night with me at that time. damn! i missed frenching between 2 thai women. aaaargh! regret. basically, only me and c drink stouts, so, after 2 jugs, it's enough for us to call it quits and decided to go for dinner. made a mental note to come nice resort straight next time. no more parade at other joints :p. now i have to settle the girl in my room. a helped by taking her in. we exchanged rooms. everybody went out for dinner while i have other plans for the dancer. we took our dinner in the hotel room nude. found out she have 4 tatoos on her while i only have one.

i was too lazy to go shower after all those stouts. she ordered 2 extra towels from room service and actually wet the towels with hot water and clean me up. all these while cat bathing me. then onward to the bbbj and the deepest and longest ar i've ever experienced. she deep throat without choking. first and fastest cum ever with bbbj after so many drinks. can feel a drop of semen flows down my shaft. she licks it back up to the top and swallowed every single drop. got another hard on in no time when she continue to bbbj after the cim. it's either the lecithin or the stout, one of these is providing me with extra strength.

i don't feel like moving after almost drunk. she seem to realised my condition and move about herself. put on cap for me. she ride me like she's dancing. my shaft is her pole. she's using me. i can't believe i'm being used by a thai girl. how can this happen. this is haagendazs you know. with that thought, i turn her around with her back facing me in a backward lotus position. entered her anal. she squealed a bit but no complaints. i cum in her tight ass after some ass ramming. move around for a little bit before i stop her. she then uncapped me and bbbj again. how many times? i have lost count at that time. alcohol getting into my head after my 2nd cum with her. i am getting drowsy, but can still feel my hard on. i felt the 3rd cum but i have forgotten the process building up to the 3rd cum with her. i don't remember but it must have been something spectacular to have cum until i fell asleep. i can even feel the hot towel cleaning me while i was sleeping. just no more strength to move about. woke up in the morning with a hard on. saw the last piece of condom on the table. she's asleep next to me. decided to pay her back in kind for the services she gave me yesterday.

licked her body, legs, arms, neck, everywhere until she opened her eyes with a big smile. she wanted to move but i stopped her. i wanted her to rest. she is going to work again later. i don't need to. i caressed her arms first, neck, body and lastly her beautiful long legs. she have a beautiful body although her tit is on the small side. i turn her to her back, gave her a sensual massage with warm water while penetrating her from behind. all the ooohs and aaahs from her made me cum. took my bath with her. gave her 300baht tips. told her to go off first while i go visit the buddhist temples with both a and c.

went back from betong to kuala lumpur at 12pm. overall it was a damn good outing.

Hello all,

I'll be in Thailand again in December, and have a question that I hope someone can help with. Is there any action of any note in Kancahanaburi? I'm thinking of spending a couple of days in that area.

I've been browsing through the archives here a bit, but admit I didn't have the patience to go right back to the beginning.

Any help/recommendations would be appreciated.

Sawadikap,

Was in Golok for about 4 days. First time visiting there. Stayed at Tara Regent Hotel. Met with some local pimps at a near by shop there and got a girl to stay overnight with me. 24 hours to be precise. Can screw her as much as you want. Cost me only about RM250-300. I'm from Malaysia. Somebody in this forum said that the most interesting part about looking for a hooker is not screwing her, but the anticipation of waiting for the girl to arrive.

In about an hour, he brought over this petite looking girl. Average face and body. Tits were small. Never spent overnight with a stranger before. Was feeling kinda odd. Just need to get heated up abit. Had a bit of small talk, then took her to the shower. Bath together. She was reluctant at first, after pursuading, she agreed. Pretty SOP in the shower. Thai girls are extremely shy, or atleast mine was.

Got into bed. To my suprise, NO BBBJ She doesn't do! Can you believe it. But choice has been made, had to go with the flow. The only best thing about her was her version of woman-on-top. She was born with wonderful hips. The way she moves her hip front and back was really good. It made me cum real fast. But who cares, as I can do it again and again till the next morning!

But there is a downside with spending overnight with a stranger, cause the next morning, after she left, I found out my Calvin Klien eau de toilette was missing! Bugger! Maybe I screw her one to many times. It revenge!

So, be careful who you sleep with. I was luck to only lose that... could we worst.
Anyway, since I will spending 4 days there, I want variety. Basically, one fresh girl everyday. But that will be in my next forum.

Until then, adious amigos!

Digger out.

Wow,

I was going to post informaton regarding Betong,Thailand but,after reading Hagendazs post, it was all the info I need. Looks like I'll spend a day there.

Thanks Hag,wherever you are!...But I STRONGLY suggest you "wrap it up"

MeatMan

OK, here's the first report from my recent trip to The Holy Land, more to cum...

Well, after arriving in Pilok the day before yesrterday I made the wrong decision to bring a girl in from the street. She was such a lousy lay that I forgot her name, age and what she loked like. I paid her B100 to please get the fuck out!
Nice start, dammit.

Number 2 was a way better pick: 47yo Tim, in-house, and skilled to the bone. Small tits, but very sensitive nipples and a big slit sporting a nice clit (' tet' ) that popped up every now and then... She is one of very few women who don't have to do an awful lot, simply because they have 100% good feeling pussies. All I basically had to do was hang it in there and nature would take its course. Luved it, will have her again before I leave Pilok. Well worth the B300.

Third on the list was Fan, from LondonHotel. Lots of promisses, but a little on the meagre side where the actual execution was concerned. A little of everything, but nothing to remember her by. Other than the scar on her right tit that is... B300 out the door and she isn't even a B150 ho.

My daily 8 pm lay was with K, apparently in-house, but I never saw her before. Took her in from outside and she gave me the works for B200. She promissed me to back the next day at 8pm again. Have to wait and see...

Day two started with breakfast and a walk to the bookshop for some postcards. Next I went to the busstation for a look at the bus departure times - no changes - and a tea. Wrote the postcards, bought a couple of shirts for the ladies and took a bus to BigC - still a lot of nice looking chicks in the foodcourt, beerarea. Was back at the hotel by 2 PM, took an in-house to my room. I forgot her name, eventho she did everything to make me remember her. Had a nice wet, biting pussy.
B200 her way.

I went for a walk and found out that I must be getting old. A gawwdaamn policeman grabbed me by the arm to help me cross the street.

After a B15 curry, a B21 (!!) soup and some sateh I ran into Ta of previous tour fame.
I had to kick her out of ho class that time around, but hell, I'm always willing to give these poor girls a second chance. She is stil not the smartest girl on the block, but a worthwhile companion for an hour or so.

BTW All the girls so far (except for #1) gave me some afterlay play, to help get rid of post-coital fatigue. I love all these women too much!

Today, day three. Thought I take T again, but she had to go and eat....!?! WHAT?
Time for another lesson: Went out, picked up D, promissed her B200 and got my money's worth.
Tim seemed a bit pissed-off. Too bad!

Any 'old hags' yet. Not yet, but tonite at 8PM all that will change. L looks older than her 42 years, has a belly and saggy tits, but says she's going to take care of me real good. She'd better!

Old trusted faces report: MIA: The lady with the teeth, Som and Nik. They where all on my hitlist...

Soon to be MIA: J. She says she's fat, but I'm sure someone planted a seed that started to grow. Wanna bet daddy ain't gonna be around to witness the birth?

Talk to ya later, have to go get laid!

Skipping a couple of days; I went sight seeing, an activity most of you don't bother with...

Day 8,

Warning: OldHagAlert!
Had first old hag and am all smiles!
Don't read on if you're too weak to stand BIG shaven pussy.
Her name was T, said she was 40, what gives, and had a fat round belly and skinny legs.
And a BIG shaven pussy.
I used a little extra KY to lube that thing and didn't waste any time I just put my dick inside her and started fuckin'.
Nothing beats a BIG pussy.
After Gawwd knows how much time I askedher to turn around and I gave her my best shot from behind. "Yoopie-ii-yai!" (that''s Thai for "Yoopie BigPussy").

Day 13, continued from Korat section:

The trainride was uneventful and a room in SiSaket's BonkBonk hotel was quickly arranged.

After dinner I fucked the living daylights out of myself, and judging on her panting, her contracting big **** and other signs, out of the big **** lady from UthomphonPhisai as well.

Later the RWS freakshow turned up with W, she said she was 45, but looked older. I chose her anyway because she offered a massage for B100 an hour and the little prefeel she gave was promising enough.
We went to my room and she took off her clothes without delay. What a horrible sight!
I am NOT going to fuck that! NO WAY!
But she massaged me in an incredable way. Damn, she's good! I said I wasn't going to fuck her, but getting a HJ from an expert like this is not on the to be denied list. And she went forward with a smile on her face. Bet she could feel every reaction.
Then she asked me were I lived.
I told her.
Do you have mia.
Nope, no have mia.
Do you want mia.
No, don't want mia.
But she still offered herself to me, to come to my strange and foreign land and to be my mia.
All this without missing a single stroke. Next she started the infamous ball massage. There you go: B100 for a full hour including ballmassage.
For those of you who haven't had this pleasure yet: GO GET IT NOW!!!
It is the singlemost awesom feeling in the universe!
A few more strokes finished me off gooo-ed!

Day 14, early morning

I woke up around 7 and went downstairs to meet three ladies already (still?) sitting in the reception area of this fine hotel. I went for a tea and patanko breakfast in Chokdee restaurant across the road from the RWS. After downing that I walked to the market and saw something I haven' tseen since 1977. A 'fuck off wankers - the exploited and uk subs' T-shirt. I love this country!

This is my first post, so please don't be too rough. I will be spending 5 days in Hua Hin and another 3 in Bangkok this coming December. I am really thinking about "hiring" a lady in Bangkok who will travel with me to Hua Hin, spend 5 days there with me and I will let her go once I get back to Bangkok.

Being fairly new this sort of arrangement, how much would you estimate it would cost me to hire a lady for 5 days? Also, where would be a good place to start looking?

Thanks in advance for all your help.

All,

I just found this message in my PM box:

phitsanulok
ai am spending 3 weeks in Phitsanulok and surrounding areas in March can you give me any tips on where to stay and where the action is ? I guess its not the same as Bangkok for young ladies.?


Regards Pilok

Pilok stands at 0 posts.
Pilok, why don't you read the archives and old posts on the forum? That's what they are there for. And don't EVER PM me again!

Hey Freeler,

Is it easy to find three-holers upcountry in Isaan and the North? What about bareback?

Day 14, the rest

Yesterday was one of mixed results. After a whole lot of pretty succesful internetting and a bit of food I met up with O in her room. She has Kitten Natavidad tits. Everything went according to any plan you might have: A little of this and a little of that but when it came to the penetration part, not exactly the most insignuficant bit of the procedings, it was as if her pussy was in total spasm - It was like breaking in a new one on the scene. It took half a tube of lube to get entry completed and then the moaning started. Not the right kind but the kind that says: Jeb, jeb, jeb, mai au, jeb and more of that nonsense you don't expect from a 40yo been-there-don-that-more-than-once-ho. I more or less decided to save my cum for a better opportunity. Well not really decided, my dick hurt so much from that clamp she put around it that I simply couldn't cum.
So fuckin' be it.
I won't hold this against my friend downthere. Upto now he's been very coorperative:)!
It was only B200 down the drain. Mai pen rai.

The RWS ho's come out in full force after the last rapid for BKK is gone. There were two new ones that I couldn't get to at first because the BCLfUPlady blocked my path all the time, grabbing my dick and when she finally gave up SuperOldHag W started the same routine.
Why can't these women just 3F me?

Finally I got a chance to talk to T and after first asking for B300 she, of course, settled for B200. We walked to the hotel and there were cheers al around. A bit like the way a Pattaya newbie is treated when she leaves with her first farang...
In the room she said she was 'Ai' (Shy). I took no notice of that but took out my camera instead, placed her up against the wall and took a photo. I signaled her to pull up hetr t-shirt, which she did. Click! And then to remove her bra, which went without hesitation.Click!
That situation was under control!
We took a short shower and proceded to the bed. Tom turned out to be one little hottie!
Did some HJ, thought BJ was a little to outlandish, what gives: Stick it in! This went with incredible ease and her reactions were very nice too. Holding me the right way, making lovely noises, taking me on an A1 rollercoasterride. Luv too much! Took some action photo's too.
I came fucking big time and was happy indeed I didn't waste my cum on O before.
We had a very pleasant afterlay. She asked about four times if she could go, but only after the last YES she went, blowing kisses from the staircase...
I showered once more, did some cleaning up and went downstairs, only to see T in the reception area with some Thai. T was all smiles: Three fingers indicated he paid her B300.
LOL!

Freeler,

Very "fucking" funny... A man with a mission and a budget.

juice.

Freeler,

You paid 21b for noodle soup? How dare you. Never pay more than 20b! Please stop driving up prices in Thailand....... You might think about not posting the ages of your conquests, and descriptions of sagging this and that. It paints a pretty gross picture in some of our minds. lol

I just made a trip to Udon Thani, an Issan city up northeast. Lots of people use this city as base when they make trips to Laos. This was my 3rd trip to this city. It may worth staying over a few nights if you are making a visa run or plan to visit Laos. Udon Hotel is a good choice. It has a massage parlor inside. I think the papasan quoted me 1500 and 1800 for sideline. I went there too late and most nice ladies are working already. I headed back to hotel and the bell boy asked me if I want some lady and he say will bring them to my room. He asked me for 1500 but I say I will see first. 5 minutes later he brought 2 girls and they both looked fine and I really like to keep both so I negociated with the boy. We agreed 2000 for both and he was happy. Both girls are the Issan type but very nice smooth skin and nice tits. I pounded both but can only came in one. Both girls BJ me without condom and licked me very well. I gave them 200 tip each and they wanted to stay with me. So I have to kind of kicked them out.

I went out for some food and the time was still only 10PM so I was wondering what to do next and went back to hotel. The bell boy asked me again if I want some more ladies. I was not hungry anymore but just want some company to play around for a while before sleep. So he brought 2 more girls up to my room. And this time both girls have very nice body as well. I got horny again. I negociated the price again trying to keep both. The boy try to asked me 2000 for 2 again but I told him I am tired just want to hug around and talk so I offer him 1200 for 2, and he was happy again.

This 2nd 2 girls were very nice and the body were very good. If you go to massage you have to pay at least 1500 for it. They started to lick me again and I tried to pound them but was tired could not get hard so they licked me for a long time and I sucked their tits and they were so friendly and wanted to stay longer as well. I gave them 200 tip each again and sent them away. I was tired. So the whole night I spent less than 100 US for 4 nice Issan ladies. Very worth it and very memorable.

The next night I went to disco and picked up a student. I think she works sometimes -a semi pro. And paid her 1500 for a few hours. Very pretty girl but lack of service like the 4 girls a night before. The next day I went to Laos and on the way back stayed in Nong Khai. I will post them in other section.

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I've been meaning to post about my trip to Surin last month. For some reason it kept slipping my mind. Anyway, here goes. Since arriving in Bangkok, a lot of the TG's I met seemed to originate from Isaan. So I decided why not go there? I asked the receptionist at the Dynasty Hotel to recommend a destination in Isaan. She said, why not start at Surin? Why not indeed. So off I went to the Northern Bus Terminal. 7.30 p.m bus leaving in 5 mins mister, you want? Is it air-con? Yes. How much? B300. Hmmm, a little on the pricey side but, what the hell! As this was a impulsive trip, I didn't even ask how long or how far Surin was. On the bus, it was full, everyone was bloody Thai. No one could understand a word I was saying. In fact they all thought it strange that an Asian looking man spoke English like a farang. 9 long hours later we pulled into Surin. Gee, it's a lot smaller than I had thought. I was beginning to question my decision to come. Well, having come into town with no idea of where to stay, I left it up to the recommendation of some Swiss tourists who were departing back to Bangkok. We stayed at the Thong Tarin Hotel. It's very nice. So off I went. Hey, not a bad hotel. Hope they have rooms. Sir, we have one last room. How much? B900. Wow, pricey for a little village like this. Ahhh, why not? was tired needed to catch some sleep. By the time I woke up, it was already 4 in the afternoon. Wasted a whole day. Time to walk around town. Hmmm, not much action around. WTF? Where are all the gogo bars and the nightclubs? Don't think they exist. Strange really considering most girls in Bangkok come from this region. Anyway, I think I didn't get approached by any FL because they probably thought I was Thai. Big, big disadvantage. So, I headed back to the hotel, disappointed. When's the first bus to Bangkok in the morning, I wondered. What I didn't know then was that Surin has an airport. Well, the bellboy on seeing my obvious distress(was sitting in the coffee lounge reading the Bangkok Post over and over again) asked me, "You have girlfriend?" No. "You have boyfriend?" God no. So I asked him if he knew how I could find the women. Oh he said, no need, I ask them come here. How much? B800. Ahhhh, why the hell not? So, 20 mins later this chick arrives. Must have been close to 40. No,no,no, I want young girl. Ten mins later yes a young girl did show. My god, I know that Surin is famed for it's elephants, but I never expected one to be in my room. Jesus Christ! I summoned the bellboy and told him in no uncertain terms that this was all BS. Another 20 mins later, jackpot! Young girl 20, nice body, but speak no english. No shower, which was really off putting. No bj which I couldn't believe. Basically she just sucked my nipples till I got hard and rode me for about 10 mins. Then, no thank you, no shower, out she goes. Arrr, I felt a little dirty at this point. Washed myself thoroughly to make sure every part was clean. Yuck, I was even scared to lie back on my bed. Not sure what sort of mites lurked there. At that moment I said, fuck this, go back to Bangkok. I packed my bags, to the amazement of the hotel staff, checked out. Went straight to the bus terminal. WOuldn't you know it? No more seats. Jesus! Made my way to the train station and, woohoo seats available second class. B250. Train was set to leave in another hour, which gave me just enough time to get a bite to eat. Settled on a place called Pochana, I think. Ordered a delicious bowl of curry and rice. Where else can you get a meal for less than 20B. Filled up, I headed back to the station and onto my train. Oh, not many people. Should be good. About an hour into my trip, stomach felt uneasy. For the next 4 hours, the toilet bowl was my favourite friend. Somehow, stuff with coconut milk never agrees with me. What a great trip this has been. About 30 hours after I left the Dynasty Inn, ta-da, I was back. Good trip sir? Fantastic!


Should have looked back in the archives. Would have realised that Freeler has said that Surin is shit. Oh well, :)

Sainter,

You didn't even CONSIDER a stopover in Buriram or Korat!

Freeler: they are at the center of the forthcoming tour of Rev JTS. Also some other places. Gotta strike new ground. There is such a lovely lady in Buriram. I think I love her.

Skinless,

But does she love you, like ALL my ladies loved me?
Ask her, and if she says yes and she wants you to visit her village, we will have something to talk about in the Thai Women section:D.

PS What's with the T, dear Rev J'T'S?

Sainter

LOL, you should have tried the karaoke and cafe's. Lots of chicks and some very cute. It's not all in one place or that obvous, but everywhere in thailand you will find girls there. Speaking the langiage will be a big advantage.

Have fun

Sainter: Reg hunting in Issan.

Issan is a great place tp pick up girls either pro or non pro. But you have picked the wrong city. You have gone to the most boring place in Issan. Try Korat, Khon Kaen, Udon or Ubon. These 4 major cities have lots of action. Korat only 3 hours away from BKK. A beginner can start here. I recommend to stay at Korat Hotel 550 bahts. It has a massage parlor and a cafe and a big disco on its premise. And a beer restaurant in front of the hotel. Many ways to pick up ladies. On weekend the disco is packed with non pros including lots of students. If you can spend some money you can get non pros as well. Much easier than BKK.

Khon Kaen ia another nice hunting city. Recommend to saty Hotel Roma, good and cheap 400 bahts for a good room. There is a bubble massage in the Hotel Kosa. For picking up freelancer or non pro-there are many discos all in the the area between Hotel Kosa and Sofitel. Go on weekend lots of college babes. Most of them friendly and can be scored. Enjoy Issan next time. Its much easier to hunt than BKK ot Phuket.

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Well, it was first time to Northern part of Thailand. Also had time constraints. Next time. But I've also found that exploring smaller towns is a bit of a downer, especially if you're travelling by yourself. I for one, will not do it again unless accompanied by a friend or 2. It's just a little boring, doing things solo. And, if I see something or experience something unbelievable, it's a whole lot better when someone else is there to share the experience.

Freeler: T stands for "Tits". I love good ones.
Sincerely

(Rev) JTS

Great fuck in Hua Hin.

Yesterday I saw a female ejaculation for the first time. A 20 year old hottie stayed with me for the night. Too drunk for making love in the night but the next morning after a quick breakfast I banged the shit out of her. She has been one of the sexiest TG I ever had with a nice string and a perfect body. After 3 minutes of fucking I wanted to change positions and put my dick out of her pussy when a white fluid was running out her pussy. It almost look like sperm but I took a rubber and was far from cumming. In the last 2 months I had about 35 TG but this was the first one I wanted to stay with for more than 2 days. Unfortunately she had to go to BKK the same day for breaking up with her english boyfriend because she soon go for 3 months to her german boyfriend. What a ****!!! But it was definetely a memorable fuck.

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Kuranyi,

I don't think you fucked the shit out of her but some discharge instead...
She should see a doctor before meeting any boyfriend of which ever nationality.

Female ejaculation fluid is very similar to the fluid produced by the prostate. If your prostate fluid looks like sperm, you better go see the doctor as well.
If you take some time to search the web, you will no doubt find some reliable info on this subject.

Kuranyi

Freeler's assumption might be correct. If she had some discharge she definately should see a doctor. There is no such thing like a female ejaculation. She might have a bacterial infection or a fungus instead.

It's also possible, that her vaginal secretion/fluid just went foamy due to your activities. This is nothing to worry about and happens quite often, especially when you go doggy style.

Have fun

No such thing as "Female Ejaculation"? You living in the twenty-first century, The_Traveler? Doctors (male) used to make this claim. It was based on assumption they made during anatomy class.

Now, occasionally female ejaculation can be as simple as incontinence, but more often it is the more complex, less understood discharge of a vaginal fluid. Many women, perhaps most don't display this activity, but others due in varying amounts. Some leak, some gush.

Hanging out with *****s, you are much less likely to run into it. They fuck for money, not for love or desire. Since the encounter is much less "erotic" in their eyes (regardless what they are leading you to believe), those that do the "spurter" thing, are much less likely to have it actually occur. But obviously it does occasionally.

For a more discussion of the phenomenon see:

http://www.umkc.edu/sites/hsw/femejac/

Personally, I love gushers, but I prefer them in women I'm romatically entangled with, versus simply sexually. Your mileage may vary.

Tatoosh

Kurani,

I experience the exact same thing here in the states. The white fluid looks exactly like cum. I was freaking out. I found out latter that is was a yeast infection. At least that is what a doctor said I asked. We treated it like a yeast infection and it went away. Thank God for condoms though huh. Always wear a condom especially in Thailand. Even if the girl is clean you will be sweating on the airplane ride home. All that stress is not worth it.

Hope I helped

Kuranyi,
Sounds like to me your girl shot some nonoxynol 9 up her puzzy or some other contraceptive foam. Don't listen to traveler, women CAN have secretions or ejaculates that act like a lubricant when she gets excited during sex. It shouldn't be milky like sperm, but can look foamy if you use a lubricated condom. Doggy style has nothing to do with it.

Kuranyi,
The only way to know for sure is to taste it. Next time taste it and tell me what it tasted like then I'll tell you what you tasted--sperm, puss, nonoxynol, or female cum. :->

CJW, I'm pretty sure that everything that comes from a pussy is salty. There's no such thing as sweet pussy juice.

Bil

I already admitted that girls will have secretions that acts like a lubricant. If not, they are probably not horny.
I just said that they do not have CUM. When going doggy you will pump a lot of air into them so this lubricant could get foamy. Any other postion might cause the same effect but doggy seems to be an extreme. Ever experienced a pussy fart ?

Have fun

Traveler,

Please stop making false statements. Your spending too much time and space trying to explain your lies, and get yourself out of the hole you dug yourself into . It seems you are doing this alot lately. Just lay it to rest and think before you speak.

Have a nice day

Bil, lay off. I know you're bored now that your only supporter got banned. Get a life! :p

sainter, hear hear !!!

1ball

I am sure that she did not use contraceptive foam or anything like that because i was next to her and she did not go to the bathroom. I really doubt that she had an infection because her pussy did not smell at all and the first condom was broken and i went on for about 1 minute and my dick is all right. I have read some articles in the internet and the description exactly fits so i am still convinced that this was an female ejaculation.

Wondering about Ko Samet and Ko Chang. I love Pattaya and want to stay close to there as a home base. Any women there, the islands? Recomendations? Bring your girl from Pattaya? I love pretty beaches and snorkeling, are they allright there? I don't have time to hit the west coast where I hear the snorkeling is the best.

Thanks

I'll be in Ko Tao first 2 weeks in March. I'm free to hook up if anyone's interested.

See you in Koh Tao, dude. I hope your bungalow has enough space. Btw, where is it located? In town?

Sainter, Plugger,

Check the files for comments on KT.
Do you still want to go there: :(!
You have been there o-reddy:( and want to go back:(: You are beyond repair:(!

I've never been there as yet Freeler. But Plugger has a bungalow out there and he promises a good time and great diving. So why not? I need a few days off from the "love scene".


Come and join us Freeler!

Freeler, KT is not the best place for mongering. But I promise if you come out here, you're guarenteed to have a good time. Fishing, snorkelling, diving, not to mention it's all free. There's no need to pay if you stay at my bungalow. Hope you consider it.

Plugger,

"Hope you consider it."
Nope!

"KT is not the best place for mongering."
Are you aiming for the understatement of the year award?

:)

Hey, there's more to life than sex.

Sainter the bungalow is in Hin Wong Bay. Quiet part of the island.

I am travelling to Phitsanulok for a 3 week stay in March. Can anybody help me and advise where the action is. I have read the reports posted but I do not understand the abreviations for hotel names and places to go, I would be gratefull for some help.

Thanks,

Dave

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3 October 2003 – Udon Thani, Thailand

R invited me to visit in Udon Thani to sample what he consideres to be the best women in Thailand. [blue][Report deleted by Admin][/blue].

In the afternoon we went to a place he calls Don’s – Soi 7. Things have been more covert than usual because the Bangkok police came up demanding bribes for them to stay open. So instead of having the available girls on display in the hut in front, they are called when you ask. It means you can’t see all of what’s available.

A young lady, experienced and perhaps 18, took a liking to me when she met me, and I decided to give her a try because R recommended her. She was nice but not very skilled. Her pubic her had not fully grown in – it seemed like fuzz – probably not just shaven off. R says that they grow their hair a little later than American girls, but who knows.

Just before I was ready to come, she thought I already had, and stopped. I oozed a bit but it was a misfire – quite frustrating, a bit of blue balls from the experience. On the other hand it left me fresh enough for another adventure later in the evening.

The cost here was 300B for the lady and 150B for the “nice” room – but the shower didn’t work well in this “nice” room. Better off going for the 100B room, but it’s a small cost difference.

Much later in the evening, we went to “The Box” – a newly built place that was very nice and clean. It has a number of bedrooms where the girls sleep and work. If the door is open, you can knock and visit each one. I chose one again on R’s recommendation. She turned out to be very thin – malnourished is what another friend would say – but she was very nice.

I had bought some generic “Vitamin V” from Harry’s pub in UT, and took a small amount, so I was ready to go when I arrived. I probably came barely a minute after we got started. It was satisfying, but I wish I had made it last longer. Part of it was her skill and the way her body felt to me, tight.

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4 October 2003 – Udon Thani, Thailand

We went sightseeing most of the day. In the middle we returned to UT for lunch and quickies, then headed back north for more sightseeing.

Another young lady, probably 18, from another house in the afternoon. This place was pretty grungy. I had had some Vitamin V, but aside from being hard, wasn’t really that charged up. I did not actually come. Since we went at it for awhile without the peak, I just gave up at some point. I did not like the place, there was no chemistry, and I felt rushed.

While in Nong Khai, after sightseeing we stopped at an open market. Somewhere along the lines R and I spotted two attractive young ladies, probably in their early 20s, college girls, not professionals. We followed them around a bit, and I offered to buy one of them a Coke, which she accepted. R says that with many Thai girls you can stop them by asking “where are you going?”, buy them a drink, and sometimes things can go from there.

They did not speak good English, but we had a local guide (a young man) who arranged for the two ladies, R, and me to hang out a bit at a bar on the banks of the Meh Khong River. We sat at a table right at the rail, and just on the other side was Laos. The ladies were friendly, but it was difficult to converse without much Thai. Our guide suggested getting together later in the evening at the “Public Pub” in UT, and they agreed to come down to see us to dance and party some at 9pm. R liked one, and I liked the other (Nidh) so it seemed good. They seemed to like us.

It turned out to be a rainy night, and riding 50 km south on a motorcycle probably did not seem like a good idea. When they did not show up by 10:30pm, I asked R to call the one whose mobile number he had. She said that they could not get a car ride down and weren’t coming. I was very disappointed; I liked Nidh and had hoped to work a nice connection with her.

[Nidh actually called R’s phone on Sunday morning, and I talked to her briefly, though again a common language was a problem. I got the sense that she had wanted to come as well. I hope that I can get an email and experiment in talking to her that way in Thai.]

After some beers and snacks, we left the bar. It was a bit late. R suggested touring the Soi’s in UT to see what was available. But in the first one, I found an older lady (30) who I fancied. We took a room and had a nice time – strong GFE. R has seen her since then and she asked about me. He’ll try to get me her phone #.

One thing I learned during my weekend in UT is that I definitely prefer mature women to bunnies. The experiences I've enjoyed most have been with the mature women. Overall they seem more relaxed and don't hurry me, they are more skilled, more likely to speak some English, plus they are more likely to show genuine affection and kindness. I really dug the 30-year-old I met late Friday night, especially in that I think she actually liked me.

can anyone give me some infor about PIPi island. I have a contact there but only want tovisit if there is some action. I am 48 so I don't need to screw 5 times a day. I have been to Ao nang , Phuket. koh samui

any info is appreciated
thank you

Ozikboy,

Compared to PhiPhi, Ao Nang is a mongering paradise.
Or: Better stay away from PhiPhi!

3d/2n in betong
date: 5th march 2004 - 7th march 2004
cheongsters: haagendaz_s, samson(69hippo), pinstrips and calvin(non-forumer)

5th march 2004
can't sleep much, apparently too excited in visiting betong with the guys. only slept for 30 minutes. picked up calvin at 5am. he already started to boost his energy with a bottle of guiness stout at this godly hour. arrived at pinstrip's place at 5:30am. tried calling samson(69hippo) after pinstrips hopped into the car but to no avail. what the heck, we still go to samson(69hippo)'s place anyway. gave samson(69hippo) 20+ missed calls and still no answer from him. mood in the car is going down as cannot contact one of our bro. i gave reassurance to the rest of us that samson(69hippo) sure going as he gave me a confirmation call the night before at 11pm. waited around samson(69hippo)'s area as i forgot the exact house that he lives in. had a light breakfast at the nearby coffee shop before deciding that we should leave as it is already 6:45am. while we're rolling down the highway almost reaching sungai buloh resting point, *ring* (polyphonic), a call from samson(69hippo). everybody's face brightens up as he said he will me meeting up with us at restaurant jejantas sungai buloh along the highway. apparently samson(69hippo)'s excuse is can't wake up. lol. so we waited, anything for our little hippo. we started our journey to betong from sungai buloh between 8:30am-8:45am, right after the arrival of samson(69hippo).

we exited at the kuala kangsar toll section. samson(69hippo) did warn about the speed trap at kuala kangsar toll area. true enough, prior to the exit, a few cars were blocked off while we exited safely. all thanks to samson(69hippo)'s advise. so you guys be alert if you ever need to go through this area. we exited kuala kangsar and followed the direction of gerik. the right exit point to betong is right after gerik and right before a nice looking police station. we twist and turn the steering wheel and finally arrived at the border around 12:00pm-12:30pm. we took a taxi in to betong while i park my car at the border car park. while going through immigration, the taxi driver did inform us that betong is rather quiet today, not many customers. great we thought, more girls for us. betong is now like 5mins away after immigration. but we did stop by the duty free shop after immigration to purchase some hard liquors (bombay sapphire and chivas regal). all and all, we arrived at merlin hotel and checked in to our rooms at 1pm. which is 12noon thai time (tt). after having a quick lunch at a nearby shop (wan tan mee), we decided to have a foot massage at hotel sri betong. the foot massage started at 12:30pm tt (thai time).

while we're beering away during the foot massage, saw pinstrips fell asleep within 10mins of the foot massage. i realised i am quite tired also. last saw the clock was almost 12:50pm tt before i fell asleep. woke just in time to enjoy the final part of my foot massage session. overall the foot massage over here at hotel sri betong was pretty good, a definite 8/10 for the foot massage. after we've refreshed our mind back in our rooms, we decided to go pick up some wl. although the initial plan was to pick up the strippers at nice resort, one of the okt who camp in front of our resident hotel (merlin hotel), managed to persuade us to check out his stocks at jockey ii. due to the relationship between the owner of jockey ii and calvin, and especially due to the blood flowing downward instead of up, both me and calvin managed to select our wl while pinstrips and samson(69hippo) wants to see more elsewhere. the main reason for me to select my wl is because he look like one of my ex-colleague in my ex-company. and most importantly, this cantonese speaking wl likes to flirt with me and always give me her horny reaction whenever i tease her. a 5.5/10 or 6/10 for looks with a petite body. money (rm200 for overnight) were exchanged hands before we went wl hunting at other places for both pinstrips and samson(69hippo). in the end, both pinstrips and samson(69hippo) were unable to select their wls. so we stopped by jockey i (next to merlin hotel), for some final parade. first 2 girls that come out are not their type. saw a final kinda hot wl but they want to wait also. so we went back to the hotel. a guy from 888 were waiting for us and he brought two wls. samson(69hippo) selected one of the two. wow! that is a great looking wl. and comes with a money back guaranteed price tag. knowing everybody have a wl, our horny korean, pinstrips decide to select the last wl paraded at jockey i. so off we went back to our respective rooms, my room is connected to samson(69hippo)'s room while calvin's room is connected to pinstrips.

my wl was already waiting for me in my room when i opened my room door. wanted to cum so much but everybody was hanging out in my room and so after the cheongsters gathering in my room, before we head off to elsewhere, i decided to cheong my wl first. found out her name is ah lin. so much more easier to break the ice between me and the wl when they speak our language or dialect. i was all over her before clothes came flying off. she's the passionate kind when it comes to foreplay. she played me an orchestra of small sighing and moaning before she insist that we should take a bath first. she prepared the shower and hand held me to be careful when stepping into the bath tub. she washed me thoroughly. she wanted to use her own body shampoo on me, i insist on using my palmolive aromatherapy shower gel. give me cock face about it but knn, after she bath me, she likes my shower gel. so she used mine also. smile of pleasure is on her face. hehe. she dry me up before i hop on to the bed. i waited for her around 5minutes before she is prepared to come out nude. i still have my towel wrap around me. i gave her a growl, she growls back. i stood up, growl at her and pointed at my thicken'ed cock. she understood my meaning, kneeled down and gave a soft growl before she begin to taste my manhood. her mouth was opened, all ready for action. i told her to stop and stick her tongue out. i grab my cock and started slapping her tongue. every slap splurts out a few drops of saliva. since her mouth is opened, slapping half way through, i inserted my entire cock into her, catching her by surprised and of course wide eyed for awhile. she's accomodative enough to start adapting to the flow of the bbbj. instead of her ears, i am pushing cock deeper into her mouth by the back of her head, breaking her bbbj rhythm. for every few strokes, i pushed my cock deep inside one time. almost cim her but i manage to stop and jump on to the bed. she then lick my nipples and neck before i told her to cap me. she gave a naughty smile and obliged. she keeps licking my body and neck while stroking my cock at the same time. all of a sudden, she maintained a strong grasp on my cock and inserted it into her pussy. such swift and grace penetration. started riding me with movements of ups and downs, then front and back while running through my balls with her soft and sensual fingers. enjoyed the view for a moment then turn her into a backward lotus position. started playing with her anal but she doesn't allow. so we kept humping until i switched her to doggy. kept 4 fingers of my left hand in her mouth, she response with licking and sucking the fingers. my right hand kept pushing her butt cheeks up. i am pushing her against the wall when i start pumping her for cum. i crushed her against the wall when i was cumming. she milked me dry with her pussy muscles. we stayed in this position for awhile before we proceed to take a bath. opened both the connecting door with samson(69hippo) and my main room door. since i finished first, i waited for the others to get ready.when everybody's ready, we chatted and flirted with the girls in my room, where everybody hang out until dinner time. we had the hottest food in one of the best looking restaurant in betong.

forgot name of restaurant but it's cramp between 2 shops and tables are cover with red table cloths. the girls wanted to bring us to some light festival in betong happening after dinner. one look around can see everybody's horny faces. so decided to go back into room for some drinks before heading to the dance club opposite merlin hotel. you know, being a bunch of cheap charlies, we bought a chivas regal and a bottle of bombay sapphire from the duty free shop before entering betong in case we need to drink, can save the alcohol cost if we go dance club, hehe.

off we go, hand in hand (more like hand to wl's butt) back to merlin. as usual my room will be the common room. as we stayed at the end of the row, nobody notice us even if we stay nude in my room with the door opened. but nudity never happen ~><~. anyway, we played some rounds of big 2 and some alcohol (3/4 btl of chivas, 1/8 btl of dry gin) before i chase everybody out for another session with my wl.

i dim the lights (more like switched off lights at strategic locations in the room) after closing all the doors. have to bonk my wl in certain lighting as she is a 5.5/10 or 6/10 looks ~><~. but in certain lighting she is at least a 8/10. so off with our clothes, flying everywhere. in a flash, we're nude on the bed and frenching like there's no tomorrow. push her head down desperately to suck me. she did both my nipples, lick one and bit the other. naughty girl need some spanking. turn her 69, saw fresh pussy that need some fingering lessons. she continues to suck me while i finger her with 2 of my left fingers and spanked her with my right hand. satisfied with the redness of her butt cheeks, moved her into a missionary position with her hands still playing with my cock, giving me a fuck-me look, so to maintain my hard-on i guess. she moved up a bit to cap me. prior to the cap-ping, i wiped my cock on her face. cap is on. true action begins. must show her what malaysian men are really made of. made sure she suck my fingers when i enter her gapping love hole. *squish* enough for easy penetration. as i need a good hold on her, i pushed her butt diagonally. pump her with much vigor for a long time in the exact same position. can feel the wetness of her pussy. all these while, my fingers has never left her mouth. have been grabbing her mouth and chin (alternating between 2-3 fingers in her mouth while my thumb is under her chin) for some good grip, also tongue bath and sucking for my fingers. these are passionate moments, thought of cumming, too crazy to withold...suddenly, i stopped and am breathing heavily, heart pounding furiously, i have cummed. never forget to wipe the saliva on fingers off wl's face and neck. enjoyed being muscled by her pussy to milk more cum out of me before i pull away my cock for her to uncap me. we went for a short shower together, just so that she can clean me up.

told her to rest up while i go out. opened my connecting door to samson(69hippo), he's ready. waiting for pinstrips and calvin. went to the dance club opposite merlin after grouping all of us together. had a beer, dance a bit before feeling tired at around 1am+ thai time (tt). went back to room myself after informing the 3 of them. there is an fr after i left the place. but that is another story to tell in another fr by samson(69hippo) and pinstrips. so i ended my first day in betong as it is at that moment and am looking forward to tomorrow.

6th march 2004
woke up together with wl. went into the toilet together, she was brushing her teeth while i am supposed to shower. strip her nighties while she is brushing her teeth, a little hesistant but gave in at the end. put cap on and fuck her from behind infront of the mirror. wanted a quickie but cum seem to takes longer than usual. in the end, after all the hard fuck, her moaning with a toothbrush in her mouth, i lost the mood to continue on. uncap myself, threw the cap away and continue with my shower while she cleans herself. as i finished first, i waited for her at the bed. once she is done, i paid her 300baht as her tips before ushering her out of my room. quickly round up the guys for some breakfast. after breakfast, we decided to go for a massage before we head for nice resort :d~. conveniently we opted for the massage parlor at the 2nd floor of our resident merlin hotel. when we walked into the massage parlor, we are like being chew keng by the massage ladies. since we want clean massage, the 4 of us share a 4 persons massage room. calvin spotted a cutie on the way in and was hoping for her services. the massage ladies came in one by one after we've changed into our massage attire (long silky pants, which can easily be strip off). the first dino came in and went for calvin, can see his unwilling face but what the heck, it's a massage. the cutie masseur that calvin spotted came in 2nd and went straight for pinstrips. this proves that pinstrips is the good looking one in the group. as for me and samson(69hippo), we have to settle for aunties. alot of noises were going around during the massage, our massage ladies playing with our cocks like toys. sort of like a simulation of an orgy going on, very kinky. well, it's always kinky whenever samson(69hippo) and pinstrips are around. overall the massage experience in a group is very fun. very fun indeed. after payment and tips to the masseurs, we left for our room to clean ourselves up, you know, toilet, bath, grooming, etc.

once everybody is ready and have changed into their "leng chai" attire, we head off to nice resort. we walked into the nice resort and it's so bloody quiet. apparently nice resort opens at 2pm tt. we arrived almost 1pm tt. we decided to head back to jockey ii area for some eye candy.

calvin picked up a wl almost instantly while the rest of us waited for nice resort experience. after all the chew keng to waste time, we head back to nice resort at 2:30pm tt. strippers, blinking lights and heavy music, now this is more like it. we sat at a table nearest to the stage. we were chosen by wls almost instantly but apparently only pinstrips's wl is gorgeous (aaliyah type) while samson(69hippo) and mine, well, we don't like ours. but we touch them anyway while keeping an eye out for other options. samson(69hippo) and pinstrips brought the strip club some new approach to strippers as the both of them used to frequent the same strip joint in canada. we had fun, canadian strip club style. can see from the crowd _expression that they were impressed. the details about it will have to be from either samson(69hippo) or pinstrips. apparently samson(69hippo) were able to choose a wl from nice resort, which look very sweet and cute. pinstrips didn't go for his wl from nice resort. calvin already has his. i don't see any that i feel like fucking. ended the fun at nice resort at 4pm tt. went back to merlin with the group but pinstrips and me has other plans as we don't have anybody with us. samson(69hippo) and calvin went up to their respective rooms for some hero-ism. hehe.

we went around town to look for wls but non to my liking and when i see one, pinstrips already set his sights on her. i guess i won't be cheonging today. pinstrips chose his one and we went back to merlin. everybody had their dinner at this shangri-la restaurant located next to merlin hotel. i had an early night in as i need to drive home tomorrow, the rest will be useful.

7th march 2004
woke up rather early as we intend to arrive kl when the sky is still bright. we checked out of merlin after we had our breakfast at this bak kut teh shop, where me and calvin always eat before we depart from betong and to good old kuala lumpur. we arrived kuala lumpur around 4pm, and dropped calvin off first as he is not feeling well. me, samson(69hippo) and pinstrips went for a banana leaf rice. after the food, samson(69hippo) wanted some alcohol/beer to end our trip. so off we went to our usual ktv for some beer and girls. apparently that ktv doesn't have happy hour on a sunday. we were disappointed as we waited for the place to open until 6pm. and with must frustration and still horny after our betong trip, we head off to skyriver.

pinstrips took on no.21, samson(69hippo) took on no.96 while i opted the services of no.57, in skyriver, kuala lumpur.

ended the day after dropping both samson(69hippo) and pinstrips, i arrived home at 11pm. what a trip, what an experience, what a weekend, totally out of this world.

Yo ice cream brother,

You really have a lot of time on your hands. Good report anyway. Btw, how long is the drive from KL to Betong?

Very nice report, Haagendazs -- excellent detail.

Dear *******, the drive was approximately 4 hours including stopover for some quick refreshments. Well, I drive up to Betong from KL once every 3-4months. So it's not exactly that I have alot of time on my hands. It is usually planned way before the next trip. I go during the weekends anyway.

Dear Joe Zop, thanks for the compliment. I am pretty sure there are better reports out there. I can only try so much :D~.

Thanks brother. Also I was wondering what sort of permits you require to drive in Thailand? How much extra money do you need to pay?

Thanks man. Come down to Singapore when you're free, I'll be happy to give you a personal tour.

******* - IF you are used to driving on the left side of the road (I'm most definetely NOT) ...

anyway - just a "normal" driver's license works for rentals in Thailand so "normal" driving should be the same.

*******,

Your drivers license from the states or Europe is in fact not legal to drive within Thailand. The rental car and motor bike places don't really care and will rent to you. But in fact you are illegal when you drive, 99% of the time it will not be a problem but it is the 1% that will kill you. If you want to be legal get an International Drivers License or have a Thai License.

In the States AAA will issue a International Drivers License for a small fee. Another problem is the fact that written into every insurance policy that I have seen is the statement you must be a legal licensed driver, so if the car or bike is stolen or totaled you could be in for a very large bill.

Now I know guys who have driven in Thailand for 20 years without a license and some guys will post they do it all the time but watch out for that 1%. It is a risk I would not take.

Sexreview

*******:

I park my car at the border's parking lot (turn left before immigration, and it's a covered car park) all the time. It's totally safe as there are security (locals) to take care of the car park. Take a Malaysian cab (RM10) pass Malaysian immigration and then take a Thai cab (RM10 or 100Baht) or Tut tut (30Baht per head) from Thailand immigration into Betong. Personally, I have never driven into Betong/Thailand. Don't want the hassle of losing my car outside of Malaysia.

Singapore? Thanks for the offer. I visit Singapore yearly as mom's side of the family are Singaporeans. But I never cheong in Singapore, too expensive for my blood. Am cheap charlie ~><~.

*******, was in Pattaya a couple of moths ago, and rented a motorcycle. I have an international driver's license. The Thai cops stopped me as i went down a one way street the wrong way, soi 6 or 7, i believe. They pulled me over right in front of the cop shop, and wrote me a 250 baht ticket. At the same time, they pulled over a guy riding a small scooter without a helmet. He DIDN'T have an international license.

he was still arguing with them after I had gone into the cop shop, waited 10 minutes for my turn to pay, got on my bike and took off.


SR's advice is good, and always wear a helmet in town, they are sticklers for farangs riding without one.

You mean driving down the street the wrong way is a crime? I've never seen a Thai pulled over for that, but I'm sure you knew that. At least at 250 baht it wasn't serious damage.

Thanks for all your help everyone. I was planning on driving from Singapore to LOS but, it seems too troublesome. In any case, it's probably more expensive to drive, with all the damn tolls and petrol. I might as well catch the air asia flights.

I just returned from Bangkok last week and miss it already. Really should have made more out of my trip. :(

In Udon Thani a few weeks ago and wandered the streets from hotel near river. Did not appear to be much going on. Finally went to restaurant with a band playing as as I went in caught the eye of a young 20's girl selling juice next door. After they brought me menus I motione dto her to join me. After much giggling she did, and I got her a juice. She was sweet and spoke some English. I told her there seemed to be nothing going on in this small town, and she told me she would show me. She took me KTV (very inexpensiver) and I listened to her sing a few soungs as we drank a couple of beers. The I told her I wanted to show her what a nice room I had. She laughed and agreed, and when we got there she was fantastic, and open to anything. She kept telling me how long it had been (explained that she has a daughter and doesn't go out much). She stayed all night and we had more fun in the morning. Took her for breakfast at her fav place, then on the road to Laos.

You'll see at least one on every flight from BKK to the Northeast. Better not to proposition on way there (they are about to visit their mom), but on way back they should be open to nice offers.

Hi group,

Just a quick mention of Roi ET a medium size town in Isan. This being the town that my wife is from means that I have to make the trip hear at least twice a year. The hotel Mai Tai offers a rather poor soapy type service . The last time I used the service (late afternoon) there were about six ladies working, the one I selecter was mid to late twenties gave good bbbj (deep) and average sex with. The fee was 1200 baht. Its on the first floor of the hotel. I have been told that there is a better selection in the evenings. The hotel also has a disco though I have not been. Anyone have any more info on this area.

Jumbo,

There are two hotels (my journal says: Banchong and SaiThip) in the B250-300 range on the same street as the post/telephone-office - the night market is just around the corner - that sometimes have a supply of sw's.
I had an awesum Thai massage there once, but the lady left when it was fucktime (2hrs B200).
On another occasion, the Thai massage was skipped altogether, leaving me no other option than to fuck the lady.
Life sucks!

Freeler,

about a year ago you posted some info on the 'Queens Hotel' in Krabi.

http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=75571&highlight=Krabi+AND+hotel#post75571

I googled for it, and came up with the "Pavillion Queen's Bay Hotel." Is this the right place you were referring to?

PNG,

The part of the post referring to Queens Hotel is about Songklha.
I'll try to dig up a good Krabi hotel, check your pm in a while...

Freeler,

Thanks for the information on Roi Et. I will try out Banchong and Sai Thip on my next trip to Roi Et in August. I will report on my findings.

Rev Skinless,

From the deep jungles your heart of darkness tour roams. Amen. Spreading the gospel and punishing the bad and the ugly... As always, great reporting. A true visionary. I can't wait to see the pics of your conquests. It will be scary for sure.

juice

Skinless....

"All wrinkles, too much sun or too many bad grandchildren, who is to know....?"

LOL. keep the reports coming and be sure to post some pics as we will be able to see the depth and commitment of your tour/research. Great reports.

juice

[quote][i]Originally posted by the Reverend JTS[/i]
great body but man, her face sucks big time
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I like it when a girl gets that whole sunken cheek effect going because her face is sucking big time :)

Aaaah Skinless, always interesting to read your post. Keep it coming! You should draw a map, or have write a book about your experience. I am sure you can sell it ("Ugly, as can be," A Guide to Having Sex With Ugly Woman in Thailand), LOL!

How often do you travel to Thailand? It seems that you are there 3X a year?

I like to be in SE Asia, when the weather is cooler, around the end of the year.

Thanks, your posting are always entertaining, maybe b/c you are so blunt about it.

Just reading your adventures makes me both be jealous of your adventure, and glad that I don't have to contend with rats in the bathroom, or with leper like legs.

Take a picture of the rats next time. I've only seen them in the streets in Thailand so far. Does it cost extra to have a room that's rat free, or is it considered an upgrade to have them?

Skinless,

Great stuff. Very funny accounts of falling in love and with country girls. You have a huge heart. Sweet accounts of honest s.l.u.t.s... Lovely.

Keep them cumming... You know how to have a good time.

juice.

Skinless san,

Please check your mail.

How cum Buriram and SiSaket are great places while Surin, on the same railwayline, is such a shitheap?
No need to answer, just move on to SiSaket and enjoy!

Freeler

[b] Si Saket- Nakohon Bus Clarification [/b] Buy breakfast (no coupon in Si Saket (20 bt). Get Udon bus from Ubon and get off at That Phanom, a dirt track about 50 km from Nakhon.
[b] Internet in Nakhon Clarification [/b]: There now seems to be an Internet cafe opposite Firt Hotel. I did not check it out. Lots of pretty chambermaids in Furst Hotel. Skinless has had no luck in extablishing relationships.

I did NOT have sex with that woman Tom Lewinsky. (Why don't they pick good names like Rachel, Sarah, Miriam etc?) The trip to her shit hole home was one of the highlights of my troip and I really enjoyed meeting all the family and interacting with them. The young kids were scared of the foreigner at first and Tom told me you cannot date until you are 16. There is nothing to do there (we ate ants from the swamp: no money so kids hunts anything edible). Then they get pregnant at 16, go to Pattaya etc. They are very moral women, even though they fuk like bunny rabbits. Tom is a nice girl (Dennis you moron, you got that?). She is just an uneducated peasant who left school at 15 (her mom left at 10 so progress of a sort).

[b]Surin [/b] Bonking areas of Isaan: Primarily in the poorer end of town, often near the train station. That, and Surin, has more cash so less need for overt bonking.

Buriram/Si Saket: My Si Saket fiance is from Buriram. And Tom would not fuck anyone in Buriram, and wanted everyone to know we met in Intenrnet cafe. A 12 year old guy, built like a champion boxer, drove us back on the (borrowed) motor bike (she was afraid to drive at night on her own and Dennis you fuckwit, she is praying to Buddha every night for you, you sap). I paid him 40 bt for gas and a 60 bt tip. (money no object with John Skinless). Buriram etc are the brothel towns for the entire area. Most folk there are mobile so going between towns is not a problem.

Frankly, I preferred Buriram as it was easier to enter the sleaze industry there. The imortant thing about Si Saket is the two locals who came in shor timing at 11.30 am. Where, oh where, did they pick up their pussies from? Fact is, we are on the outside and towns outside of the Patong/Pattaya belt are not much good without definite leads. I would say Ubon has bonking around the railway station but it is not worth stopping over for that.

Nakhon: I rested up last night in First Hotel. No action, only a load of Thai guys drinking heap whisky and shooting the breeze. I might try to link up with the Brit ex pat today. But I don't trust him and I think he bullshits. Either that, or he is really paying 1,000-2,000 bt a shag here.

[b]Skinless tip of the day [/b] Always pack a padlock for the hotel door. [/b]

[b] [red] ................[/b] [/red]
Skinless in Paradise. [b] Buriram/Si Saket/Ubon/Nakhon [/b]

Buriram is a blast. Lonely Planet wonders why it has so many brothels. Skinless doesn't. There are just too many adventures there. I fucked India again. I told her I love her and her alone. I want to marry her. But she thinks I am a butterfly just because I fucked the entire hotel staff. I paid her long time but got her to leave at 4.40 so I could sleep. Great tits and a safe sex lady.

Best thing about Buriram is the interent cafe where Skinless whiled away many happy hours removing spyware, virus, drinking Coke and helping Pattaya ladies write letters to you sad fuckers. At least two of the ladies were gems. One was a beaut and Skinless would happily join you lot (Gunther, Masaya etc) sending on the $$. But then I met Tom, a (female) veteran of Pattaya. Dennis you dumb fuck if you are reading this, she did not fuck around on you. She is earning less than 10 baht an hour making wigs in the shit hole she lives in with her family, which is 15 kms from Buriram. Skinless went there and met momma and papa and the cute little daughter which is more than you did, you dickhead. Skinless did not have sex there (or with Tom who refused my test advances). But she is a nice girl, she loves you, she still has your tattoo on her back (her mom does not know that or that she has her belly pierced) and she is heart broken. Over 20 girls from her very immediate area are married to farangs and the road between there and Pattaya is well trodden. Dennis, you prick, make an honest woman of her. And send her some money, you cheap fucking asshole. WTF do you expect her to live on? Handouts from John Rockerfeller Skinless? Wake up and smell the pussy.

Si Saket: Stayed in the usual prison like fortress beside the train station. Took things easy until I met the love of my life in the hotel lobby with a mini army of other hookers. She told me "I speak Engrish" which brought a wicked grin to my face. I brought her to my room. She said "Tomorrow we go Buriram. Bus air con. You meet father, mother daughter". Skinless said OK. (This conversation was repeated at intervals over the following 10 hours) She said we go drink beer. Skinless said ok. I buy her a beer and me water in the shit heap the hookers use as a bar. The barman (this is outside in a wooden veranda to a shack) helps himself to some of the beer and pockets five baht (5 bt) change. I buy her cigarettes (5). She hugs me and kisses me and keeps up a running conversation with the staff. Occasionally she says to me " I no like Thai man. Thai man no good (not like Skinless who is very good). I work Phuket. Farang in Phuket good". News to Skinless.
I then tell her to fuck off. This is the signal for us to go shopping. Skinless easily adapts to his new role as an ATM. I splash out. Money is no object. For John T Skinless is no cheap Charlie (or should that be Dennis?. I buy her two blouses (total cost 60 baht, with 45 for beer makes 105, and 10 baht for cigs brings the damage to 115 bt). Happy with her new acquisitions, we head back to the hotel across the railway track. Here she passes her key to her pimp (she hads previously passed her money to the same "stranger"). Skinless, who is a loving, trusting big hearted kind of guy is suspicious. But pimp man is only friend. Ok. I beleive her. So, on the hotel stairs we meet him again. But we are still bound for Buriram as we are in love again. We go to the room, I put her through more Lonely Planet routine (she is 20, baby face, one baby and looks very funny as she smokes and drinks like a hardened hooker which is probably what she is). I take off her bottoms, her top stays on to cover bad scars. We agree on 300 bt (or rather she does as she imagines she is in control of JTS). After the deed is done, JTS pays up and she suggests we go drink beer. I tell her to go. I meet her later where the hookers hang out on the railway station but I ignore her and go back to nurse my broken heart. I go to bed at 9.30 am. At some time in the night, a fat hooker bangs at my door offering me pam pam while grabbing my balls. Skinless declines (he is not like that).
Today ( a Freeler special but without the duck food). Skinless takes the 9.25 train to Ubon (one hour, 13 bt). He then gets a jeepney bus to the bus station (5 bt: important as this is a very long ride to the other side of town and would be over 100 bt by motorbike). He then takes a 137 bt bus ride on the Udan Thani run and gets off 50 km short of Nakhon. where he gets a government bus for 21 bt to Nakhon and a motorbike taxi to First Hotel (20 bt) and checks in for 160 bt. The bus and train timing is important. A few adventures on the bus but none woirth recounting here at length.

Rats clarification: The PSB hotel is for fucking, not for shitting. Just time your shits man if the rats disturb you. Also, when Skinless checked in at Si Saket hotel at 11.30, two guys were checking in with two nice looking hookers. Thius is not Club Med. There is serious fucking being done here. I just got done talking with an expat here and his dick is falling off with all the bonking he is doing.

Thai Women: There are jewels there, girls with big hearts. But they are not for Muhammad Skinless. And because the mountain would not come to him, Muhammad Skinless went to the mountain. Tom's mountain. They are so shit poor you would not believe it. If you do want to marry one and if you are too fucking stupid to control the finances, well you deserve what you get. Tom, who seemed honest (and, by the emails I read) a bit too fond of Mekong whisky in the past, had guys sending her 30,000 bt a month. As we drove to her place she showed me the the fields your money bought. Thanks guys. And I also saw the buffalo who is, you will be pleased top hear, in very good health. Just like

John T Skinless

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[b}Skinless is in love. [/b] Buriram latest. I left the cafe last night, immediately met India and bonked her all the way back to Madras. 300 bt damage but she earned it. She is a perfect looker, nice large firm breasts, lots of black hair, sexy, sulty a big ass:(. She is a good girl and does not give a gfe. But she had to earn her baht with Skinless who was hard as a rocket from V. The best thing about V is it is a great practical joke on the ladies as they have to work hard. I like to hang my hat on my dick and walk around. They get a thrill out of that. India had to take three showers during our session as the workload was that much. She then fixed me up with her fat sister for a massage but she was not my type. Gents, if you are the marrying type, grab India now before someone else does. After the bonk, I sat around shoting the breeze with her, a street seller and a few hookers when my original gf reappeared. I took her back and drilled her for 90 minutes with a massage and lots of showers thrown in.

These women are the envy of the Pattaya trash as they get to stay at home with their babies and, added bonus, they get fucked by John Skinless.

Hi Dudes

I was just sititing in front of Buriram's main brothel, innocently shooting the breeze with this Indian beauty when who should chance by but the lady I banged on all my previous visits. She was wearing standard Pattaya hooker uniform of cheap, slinky top and tight jeans. She has a great body but man, her face sucks big time. All wrinkles, too much sun or too many bad grandchildren, who is to know? India was massaging my balls as we watched the kiddies play in the gutter. My GF says hi. I say hi, how about a double act? I already had India in my room but we fell out over price. She insists on 300 bt and I would not go over 250. India says a double is on for 500. I agree. Then they want 500 each; then 300. General Stonewall Skinless stands firm. The deal collapses. Instead, my gf and I repair to my room (the earlier babe is down the corridor fucking the brains out of her soldier bf). I take some Lonely Planet shots and then we get down to business. Or rather I do. She makes me lick her pussy. I go through the motions, come (with a condom) and send her on her way with 250 bt.

Bad news: it looks like my room will be very crowded tonight. I have at least three guests lined up. I don't want anyone staying the night as I have cameras and $$. Now the babe on the machine before me forgot to log out. Skinless will post anything worth posting on the Thai Women board (nothing doing: it is the Swiss guy's gf anbd she is a dumb ass, not pretty either, and has a baby: I hope it works out ok. Buriram rocks: check out LOnely Planet where to stay in Buriram if you doubt me. This is Brothel City.. It is a total sleaze hole, not so much total debauchery as plenty of it to go around (the lady boy on duty is ugly as fuck).

Ok, guys, I took half a v and I want to do some more hands on research here. I love these places that are not spoiled by tourists telling that about WSG photos. Buriram: a hole for every taste.

[b] Buriram update. [/b] After I left this cafe, I turned the corner to my hotel and met Fun, aged 23, delighted that Skinless loved her. Back to the room - after I bought her a beer (mistake) - she wants to be my gf. I snapped her, kissed her tiny tits, fondled her ample ass, came inside her and sent her on her way, all within 10 minutes of posting the last report. She seems annoyed that Skinless is not yet ready to be her bf. Maybe someone out there can help out. There is now another guy in here with his hired ho. Oh well, l'amour. The market seem to be still closed. I will do some V tonight and poke Buriram's best. Check out Lonely Plantet guide for what it says re accommodation here. After this I may push on to Si Saket and Ubon. I am waiting to hear about Ljohnson's breakfasts before I move on Pattaya.
Word to the wise: Try to make things as clear as possible with these hired helpers b4 making the move. I met Fun in the ladies' toilet of the adjacent train station after I emerged from the hotel.
It is hot as hell today but Skinless plans to fuck a lot of them tonight. I hope Fun does not harass me; this happened my last trip here. Gotta be fresh for this work.

[b]Phitsanalok Follows [/b]: Skinless stayed at the PSB. He also fucked in London Hotel and the hotel behind PSB. This was not always a pleasant experience. However, as you will soon find out, he met some sweet babes, real GWM (great wife material). First, some Lonely Planet advise:
1. Pack insect repellant: Lots of bugs in PSB.
2. Watch out for the rats on the first floor toilets: arrogant shits. Use the 2nd floor toilet: less rats there.
3. Thanochea Junction is the nearest train stop to Sakol Hotel: 10 minute walk.
4. Bus and rail stations are 15 minutes walk apart in Buriram.
5. Bonk rates have gone up, no mistake. Someone has killed the goose... Now the receptionist in Buriram (whose truly awful photo I will post) wants 300 bt minimum. She is owrth at most 50 bt. I fucked her last time. Her MO is to bring you to your room, kissy kissy and pam pam. Not this time, she must be riven with all known STIs.
6. [b]Phrae [/b] Skinless stayed at the Basarakham Hotel. Nice, clean and cheap. He was warmly greeted on all sides by lady boys, of which Phrae seems to have a surfeit. He got a crap massage, and a very drunk bicycle taxi man offered him a lady for 1000 bt. He declined. Skinless did not viist the brothels with the 85% HIV rates. He also skipped Nan becasue of the weather. Too hot for long trips.
7. Ladyboys: There is now at least one operating out of PSB and some in Korat Park too. I got some good tips from the PSB one who is now part of the furniture there.
8. So here is the PSB count, Names changed as they are not worth remembering:
1. Dressed in trad gear, 40s, has a lovely baby, one you would love to adopt. The sweestest little baby with lovely black hair (much more than JTS). The baby is lovely, the motehr is a lousy fuck. Skinless tip: don't fuck mothers when they are looking after babies. You will be disappointed. Skinless has photos of all these horrors.
2. London Hotel: Skinless paid an early morning visit, dragged on of the drunken sluts into the ground floor room reserved for that purpose. Skinless, high on V, gave her a good pumping and helped her remember what it was like to be a woman. Skionles deposited his condom in the bin along with all the otehr condoms, paid 300 bt (I think) and left all the ladies as an old farang entered the hotel. (which lurker is that?)
3. Hotel behind PSB: Skinless fucked this one a few times, all three holes, in both the PSB and in her room at the other hotel which makes PSB sound respectable. I have photos of her masturbating for the camera for all you lurkers out there. She is 43 and has her boobs made up. Could be mistaken for a post op ts. But there sre lots like her around. Skinless, being a cultural type, took in the festival by the river bank where he eyed up the ladies dancing, many of whom looked like lady boys. Skinless also figures many monks are lady boys.
4. Bridget the midget: Or pygmy to be more like it. This one is tiny, pygmy rather than dwarf model, aged 23 (ID checked)the most incredible scars tou have ever seen. Her inner thighs would remind you of the legs of a dying leper: wasted and rotten. She is a great little fuck hower and aims to please.
5. Skinless passed up at least two good looking lays: one freelancer outside PSB and one in London Hotel when he emerged.
6. There are probably some more. Skinless has had males and females from 7 to 70+ offer him his services. More of that another day.
[b]Philok Verdict [/b] This is an essential stop over for some serious bonking. Drop a V and do 2 days here.
[b]Phrae/Nan Verdict [/b] Too far to go in the heat.

Ladyboys: The lady boys on duty here in Buriram must be the world's ugliest. Imagine a sad, cheap clown with lots of white powder on his face and a big red nose. That is what they look like. Only worse. Still the soldiers who surround them do not mind so why should John T Skinless? The soldiers ramble around the brothel and when Skinless walks the corridors at night, all he can hear is the tit willow of the nightingale and the sqeaking of a hundred beds.

Did I mention I was in love? With Buriam. This is a great place and a great hotel (be sure to pack insect repellent). Women wander around the building and every time you meet one, you signal you want a pam pam. Who could fail to love a situation like that? My main gf (great body, shame about the face, 32 years old) says she will drop by at 8 pm but I want to bonk at least three others before that. I am into hotel staff (if we can call this shit heap a hotel).

Dudes: Put Buriram on your tour. And bring a lock and key for the door. This is essential when staying in 150 a night brothels.

Talking about big racks (for extra big ones just RTFF/go to Grace Hotel or look at some photos): I came out of the hotel in Buriram and met an angel. She and her friend were at the corner which I turned, smiles between me and her fat friend. I walked on, turned round, and she was still smiling. Skinless walked back to conduct research. We got talking. Turns out the babe is married to an Irish guy in Dublin; she had a gold claddagh ring on so that was true. This one was to die for: small, long brown hair, petite, slim waist and great hooters. An obvious go go dancer who met a fool, who she later tells me she loves deeply. I quiz them: their English is excellent (where did they learn that?). She met hubby in Bangkok (Nana?) three years ago and they got married in January of this year. She has been back home in Thailand for two months already. Lets see: Janaury (=1), April =4) and 4-2=??? So the happy couple have had one month of maried bliss so far:)

So she married the guy and came back here to bake in the sun. He wants to move here: he likes Thai food and if he is anyway human he must love waking up to her perfect figure and her coquettish ways. So Captain John Skinles O'Shaunnessy asked her about the Old Sod and they knew they were dealing with a monger. (She wouldnt let me take her photo: obviously Nana knows all about the photo section here). No one else refused me that simple pleasure:(

I remember getting a mini bus from Pataya to the airport and talking to an English guy who had lost serious $$$ to his sweetheart, to whom he was stupid enough to pay a surprise visit. She was in Pattaya and he went there, looking for her, trying to believe the unbelievable. Next time,. it will be an Irish guy. She is drop dead gorgous, better than anything posted here (I do prefer flesh to photos so I am not a big consumer of the photo section).

Maybe it will be a Swiss guy. The babe at the next terminal is doing her email with her. There is an attachment re migrating to Helvetcia. She is pretending to John Skinless who has selflessly offered his computing services that she cannot speak Engish. Skinless has just solved her problems: she is an amateur. Skinles later quicly read through her emails. She is a sad case and got turned down for her Swiss visa last time. She is onbviously not in the hooker network. I hope that Irish bride reappears and needs some chum change:)

As my Lonely Planet photos will show, Buriram is a great town. It has some great attractions, most of whom are 300 bt hookers. The internet shop is also good and there is some good food available.

Skinless,

I read your report on phitsanulok, what is the PSB and where in Phitsanulok is it please?

Thanks

Skinless,

"Si Saket- Nakhon Bus Clarification Buy breakfast (no coupon in Si Saket (20 bt). Get Udon bus from Ubon and get off at That Phanom, a dirt track about 50 km from Nakhon."

There are direct connections too. Regular buses every 30 mins in the early morning , then every hour. Aircon buses less frequently, which doesn't bother me - I won't use them.
BTW There is a temple in NakhonPhanom that's quite similar to the famous one in ThatPhanom, but: is nicer, quieter, has no LP-folk running around like the idiots they are and is situated on a slope with a FANTASTIC view of the Mekong river and the hills of Laos.

Pilok,

A long time ago (Thailand>Pilok>02-23-04) you wrote:

"I am travelling to Phitsanulok for a 3 week stay in March. Can anybody help me and advise where the action is."

You didn't bother to file a report, yet you ask for more info you could easily find if you RTFF!?!?

nong khai food

Si Saket GFE (60 bt)

si saket sumo

Buriram girls love Skinless:)
And Skinless loves them:D

Buriram: Good wife material

Burram Loves Lonely Planet

Buriram: Lonely Planet says visit it to get away from the sex tourists. Skinless agrees.

Buriram: Where Lonely Planet becomes Lovely Planet (great bbbj btw and a 3 holer for 250 bt)

Lonely Planet: The book of choice in Korat

Korat: After a hard day at water fighting, Korat ladies like to relax with the hooker's favorite read. (And JT Skinless, the hookers' frend).

Skinless only stays in the best hotels. TYhe ladies in the white brothel pay 1900 bt each a month. And Skinless is here to help.

Nong Khai: The 300 bt brothel. RTFF

Landmark on left hand side of main street heading opposite Shell station. Turn into this soi, then right, then left. The brothel area is there. The white house is a soi nearer the bus station.

KOrat student

Burram: Lonely Planet legs wide open

Si Saket: True GFE

A better shot of the NK brothel. Shots of the operatives will follow when time allows.

Skinless,

....scary, riveting, hilarious, a very entertaining account with images of your "lonely planet" tour....

I thought you were kidding about the places you slept in and the women you fucked... I guess not.

Great stuff.

juice.

Water festival Korat

Lovely Thailand: Sucked

Juice: I am a serious dude. These are only the pretty ones. I am saving the best wine to last. Skinless will personally solve Jackson's bandwidth problem. Those Chinese will run all the way back to pre Internet days. Drunk ****, Buriram. (Pity about the light). She wanted a farang bf. And she got one. Till I came, Then I went. That hotel rocks

KOrat starfish fvote LP book of the year (bad nose and worse bonk)

300 bt for 2 liters of milk in Korat. Lovely hooters, safe sex and a starfish.

Philok 300 bt lady sends a signal to the world

Juice: I am a serious dude. These are only the pretty ones. I am saving the best wine to last. Skinless will personally solve Jackson's bandwidth problem. Those Chinese will run all the way back to pre Internet days. Philok lady in New Year clotehs. This is the one wioth the lovely baby and the terrible bonk.

Philok disaster zone. I can't even remember her preformance. I gave up asking their names a long time agop. Wouldn't you?

42 year old Philok Lonely Planet pin up. Another reason to visit Phuket?

Fellas: Some hot chicks for you to enjoy:D
Nong Khai: I did the Lao one I did last time. Nice knockers but starfish. Her photo is here soemwhere and photos of the dive she works in. The deaf, dumb and blind kid is gone, replaced by another dumbass, who is on the menu for later. Three ladies were on duty and all three posed for Skinless' lens. I have a photo of the knockers too. Again, lots of lady boys hanging around and some of Thailand's ugliest hookers who will soon be meeting JTS in person.
Directions: Walk from the bus station up the main road, east, away from the Friendship Bridge. Turn left at the Shell sign (which is on the right hand side of the main road). You turn left, the white brothel is on the left, and when you reach the next main street, there are sws about but they and their lady boy friends/pimps are ugly as hell. Walk on a bit and head back to the main road and you have completed the circuit. Skinless will do more roaming tonight.

Freeler: I had a great time in Nakhon and Laos. I walked out on the sandbanks which is Lao country, according to LP:) I really did what LP advises about Buriram. I got away from the big city atmosphere and soaked in small time hustling. THe guest house know nothing about the bus to Lao capital.

Nong Khai: Staying at Guest House. There is a good internet cafe on the same soi, heading towards the Friendship Bridge, almost directly across the road. There is another much further diwn the main street heading towards the bridge..

Lonely Planet:
Advantages: Makes a great prop for snapping the hookers.
Disadvantages: Not only is it full of bs about Khmer ruins and German wankers who open charming shitheaps where their lovely Thai ex hooker wives cook you up some over priced junk, but it is also wrong on travel distances between eg Philok and Korat. It has such bs phrases as "Last time we visited". BS. They put in press releases, rob some shit about Khmer ruins from tourist guides and skimp where there is no information available they can rob.

Bus Connections: My tip is worth keeping in mind as it saves some time. It is so hard to spend money in rural Thailand. Maybe pattaya is the answer:(
Now time to do some more resarch but without the camera. (Lenses are important and those hags....................)

Skinless san,

"I had a great time in Nakhon and Laos. I walked out on the sandbanks which is Lao country, according to LP I really did what LP advises about Buriram. I got away from the big city atmosphere and soaked in small time hustling. The guest house know nothing about the bus to Lao capital."

NKP-city is da best! I loved it ever since my first visit. It's so quiet and I love the views. And getting there too ain't bad either. The road from KhonKaen passes some beautiful country - the drop from the Korat-plateau is simply stunning. The trips from both Ubon and NongKhai along the Mekong River basin are a treat everytime - even when it's hot and dry like in this time of the year.

The busservice to Vientiene starts this Friday the 23rd according to the BKK-post a couple of days ago.

Skinless

You deserve some sort of public service award - just for keeping them off the streets, and making it safe for the rest of us, even if it was only for the short time you were pleasuring them.

Keep up the good work, and the bad photography : - )

jack

[b] jerk off. [/b] Fellas hope you enjoy the jerk off material I am posting. Speaking of which, I went back to the white brothel and a Lao lady throttled my dick so much I ended up roaring in pain. (A first)> I told her once more and it is lights out for her. She fled with a blanket covering her. The posse arrived. Skinless and his bag of tricks stood firm (my dick was still throbbing). Full refund but no more bonking here for me. They should do an induction 101 course. The hookers around the corner all looked better (around 20 years, but some shit ugly). I will be glad to beat a retreat.

Jack Spratt and friends: The photos are simply for record and some of them actually help the ladies. There is life beyond the ghetto. The LP helps. I am not in competition with Sex Review and Cronin (or Saint). There is life beyond the bird cage. The main thing was to show what lot of bs it all is. Man, this dick hurts like hell.

Freeler: I iwll do a grand non sex tour here tomorrow and then head across country. I think I willnot go south the entire trip. No real point as I no longer have a dick. It is still throbbing. I was figuring Philok, Buriram, one or two others for the bonking and the rest for Lonely Planet, without the monsters.

As regards Lonely Planet itself, a young LP babe tells me South East Asia on a shoetring sucks but that was their premier book. Also in the guesthouse, there are a few other books (Lets Gop, Rough Guide). They are all better on Nong Khai than LP; one of them gives the story of the statues and the dude who set it up. He got 12 months on a trumped upcharge of insulting the king. Now off to nurse my dick back to health if I still have it. Why do newbies think strangling it helps? :(

Skinless,

Dunno that this was your particular situation, but there is a technique for making a guy have a massive orgasm. Involves getting him to the very point of cumming, then throttling his hard-on so he can't actually cum. Can be a bit painful. Normally done at least once, but often two or three times. Finally he when he is brought to release the last time (no throttling), he will come like a race horse taking a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]! Major Orgasm that drains you down to the toes.

Like I said, dunno if that was what your little Lao lady was after, probably not. And it does need to be done on a willing and informed guy, otherwise he'll think she's trying to strangle him in a most dastardly and deceitful way.

Tatoosh

Skinless, interesting photos and story as usual. I don't mind lower quality pics, but a bit of light would help. Maybe a flash? Or were you using a cameraphone?

Skinless san,

The Rough Guide at least has maps that make some sense...

When on the grand non sex tour, don't miss out on SalaKu (WatKek), the Guesthouse owner can tell you how to get there.
A very interesting site just East of Udon, on the road to SakhonNakhon, is BanChiang. A museum and an archeological/excavation site , both on BanChiang culture, are well worth a visit.

Skinless~

Hey, sorry! No, I'm not trying to make fun of you or "a fool of you". It was just the description you wrote initially reminded me of a sex technique. But obviously what happened to you was nothing like that. Yeah, I've been in a couple of fights along the way and know what you are talking about. Zero fun and does get the recipients attention big time. Well at least it did me.

The technique I was alluding to is more like the girl using her hand(s) as a "C clamp" just below the tip of your dick. It's not particular pleasant and can be a tad painful. She does it when you are about to come. Can do it a couple of times in succession. Sort of an emergency throttle down. Result is the last time you cum and she does NOT stop it, you have an amazing orgasm. Major flood, maximum total discharge that will leave you drained and delighted. Well, at least it did me.

Now the technique was initially used for guys with premature ejactulation problems. Not something I've personally experienced. At least not since I was a kid. But it works fine for guys that are getting a bit older and find their orgasms are not quite as explosive as they used to be.

When combined with Vitamin V or Cialis you can end up feeling like you just turned sixteen again. Primarily intended for us older punters that are interested in how to improve performance. Not of any particular consequence to young punters that feel they are god's gift to womenkind. (No, that last line wasn't to you, just to all the younger punters.)

For a bit better description of the technique, try the site below and scroll down to the "Squeeze Technique" instructions.

http://www.sweetecstacy.com/tutorial/prematureejaculation.htm

Tatoosh

Dickless stayed in Sam Kom, very nice. He is now in Sokothai, having skipped Philok. The dick or what is left of it still hurts like mad.
Lao visa: cheaper in Bkk and probably in your hopmer vountry. The Lao bus was busy when Dickless left.
Skinless shared his Sam Kom lodgings with giant lizards and he was awoken in the morning to the sound of a cute little rat family scuttling all over him. The drive to Loie was interesting. The driver let the teenage girl helping him drivr it over the mountains. Dickless bounced off the roof several times and nearly fell out twice. Lat time that happened was Thet. Happy days. Must be the V that brings youth on.

Freeler: Tomorrow me go Sam Koom, on road to Loei. Me take restr from boom boom. It is still hurting.
Nong Khai-Vientante: Bus leaves from bus station at 7.30, 10.30, 15.00, 16.00. Same from Vientante (an expensive city). Price 30 bt. Plus $30 or 1500 bt Lao visa. Plus 1000 bt exit Thai visa. Cheaper using US$ for Lao. Also bring 2 passport photos. The travel agent I scoped charges 1800 bt for the visa and 200 bt for his bus. Bridge side of the market. I rented a bike from him and did the strange statues. Lots of (good) photos.
Photos: The photos are a joke and I don't mind removing them. I wanted the photos to be an interesting experience, nothing more. I will improve them. I dislikle porno and they are only disposable memories, like the ladies themselves. I am using my cameras for different reasons. I might go into this another day.
Tatoosh: Thank you. If I am ever captured and castrated by my enemies, I will think of your kind words when they are denutting me. Are you trying to make a fool of me? Were you ever in a school fight when the other guys grabs your balls and yanks, more or less detaching them from the rest of you? It was 1000 wors like that and was like something you would expect from Saddam's ex secret police. I was screaming in pain so, no I was not on an orgasmic trip. However, this feeds into something else. The older hooker knew the ropes and was telling this newbie what to do. No smoke, 300 bt, no lower etc. But at the end she was going to smoke me. She was clueless. The burly pimp is on the prowl and has bumped into Skinless in the cafe where I hang out twice already today. Should be ok but......
There is a big festival here in Nong Khai the first 9 days of May to celebrate 10 years of the Friendship Bridge where Skinless was today on his rented bike and where he ran into a string of beauties in trad Thai wear taking the bus to Lao from Udon (air con).
There is now a little office beside the bus ticket place at the bus station for the new lao bus.
Skinless also saw both the old and new railway stations. The new one is near the bridge so they have high hopes. The old one is run down and abandoned as is the track between the old and new stations. The Tourist Office gave me some promo literature which says this city ios ranked #7 in the world as an ex pat home. Not much of a survey but I would imagine it is a nice place to live - if you stay away from the Lao torturer :(Hope all this helps.

skinless,

LOL. What a fucking adventure you are having... Hope your dick gets well soon.

juice.

Skinless,

You didn't even stop by the Pilok hotel to say 'hi' to the PSB rat from the Sam Kom rat family?
Very disappointing:(!

Dickless in Sukothai: The Sam Koon rats have a much more vibrant life than John Dickless. Last time I got a hard on seems like 100 years ago. I skipped Philok s it is a dump (can you believe, some sad fuckers stop pver there just for sex with old hags and then the sick fuckers post them on the Internet where other sad fuckers fantasize over them. Not the Dickless one.

I am now staying in a hsit house guest house here in Sukothai. Lots o old mo\numents in the park (10 bt bus ride). Skip the museum (though one of the earlier Buddha-Hindu statues has a great pair of hooters that Nibu would enjoy). Riding the bike around the park and allowing all to view Dickless' fine torso was the best part. Lots of LOnely Planet types here. They get ripped off in the hsit heaps they stay in: thiings like food etc. Dckless got a great breakfast for 15 bt and a jungle full of mangos for 10 bt (I am shitting like one of those randy rats I shared with a few nights ago).

It is hot as hell here. Dickless intends to do a Myanmar border run to see if Burmese women are as cruel to Little Dickless as Pol Pot's lady in Nong Khai.

Any Cheap Charlies coming here: there is a 100 bt guest house beside the new bus station; most are near the old station.

Philok: There is an intresting karaoke joint by the bus terminal. Not for me though as I am having a clean and wholsesome vacation:(

Skipping PSB: I reckon PSB would have taken me two days and for what? I got in late, I have to do the day shift as well as the night shift and I wanted to take in Sukthai. They will probably get the Skinless treatment if Dickless can rise from the dead.

Also, this bonking is a load of shit: especially when your equipment has been ground into mush as mine has been. It still hurts. She tried her best but her best was hell. With friends like her., Skinless would hate to have one of these womwen as an enemy. I woulkd say a lot of Thai men hate duck.

Skinless,
Kudoz on your use of LP. It almost makes up for that model with toe-fingers. I didn't know they had that type of surgical skill there, to replace severed fingers with toes.

Just made a weekend short trip to Kanchanaburi. Checked out the night life there. I stayed at some river raft guest house that floats on top of river. I think my place is called Sugar Cane 2. Room has air and bath and floats on river. Baht 550. The view quite nice but in the morning the noise from passing boats will wake you up from 6AM.
Rented a motocycle 200 a day. The first night. Rode around town looking whats there. There is a big massage parlour in the hotel River Kwai. 3 classes. Side line 2000, window has 1800 and 1500. The sideline had some cute girls and I ordered one and she was very good and age 20. Face very cute and body a 9. Very good pounding but the massage was almost non existant. This massage is the only big one in town. The lady level overall is good. Finished about 10PM. Then noticed another Thai massage place across the street from Hotel River Kwai. Went in take a look. All the ladies were ugly so I left . Rode my motorcycle around found another massage place in the back of bus station. The papasan told me the girls from Myanmar. Price 700. I was full already so I did not order a girl. But there were 2-3 ok looking girls inside.

Second night. I went to check the disco scene. First place called Discovery. I walked around and saw a few potentials but did not act because I wanted to check another disco too called Glizy. It is the biggest in Kancha. It was so packed on the Sat. I walked around to check the ladies. Finally I decided to hit on a loose group of 6 girls. 1 of them was very cute. But they danced like really enjoing themselves. I talked to the cute one and she told she is student and her friends some are from Nakhon Pathom. I was kind of tired and went straight to work on her. I told her I am last night here and if I can see her after disco. She said not sure but she thinks ok if she take one more friend together. I was still not sure the situation so the disco closed I went to talked to her again. I told her I really like to stay with her and talk to her tonight. She said she will take a friend. I said ok. I told her I feel so lonely travel alone to Kanch and like to talk to her and hold her the last night. She smiled. I told her I will give her some money as a gift. So I rode my motorsai and she took another girl riding her own motorsai followed me back. The other gal was ok too. I was thinking in my head go for a 3some. We went to the floating room and sat on the veranda. It was very dark and you hear the water flowing and you see the dark sky. It was a little scary so I hug the girls and started to touch them both. They were actually giggling. Then we went in the room. I again touch them both and the girls were shy. But I said I like to hug them both so I took off both clothes. They did not resist much. They looked kind of dazed like whats happening. And both girls were shy and giggling. They asked me if I have condom. So I put on condom and started working on the cute one. The other was looking and I think she enjoyed looking. Then I pulled out and did not change condom and pounded the other one. She really moaned. And I switch again and shoot in the cute one. I have feeling these 2 are amatures too. They looked like they were amazed what had happened. They stayed with me till next noon and lunch together. They did not ask me for money but I will give them as a gift. I had a very much fun time so I gave them together 5000 bahts. They were very amazed again. But I feel good with them. So 5000 bahts I am happy to give. Then they said they want to take me to a beautiful temple. So we rode out motorsai. It was so far about 30 minutes ride. But the temple was good and has great scenic view on top of a hill. I think it is called Wat Tham Sua(or Tiger temple).
Later the day I took the bus back to BKK. But I like the 2 girls. Very good personality and always giggling. I may go back to Kancha to see them again.

Skinless is getting great use out of his LP guide. He has squashed some cockroaches with it. He has also read the Pattaya section and get this: they have deleted probably 80% of the hotel lisitings in it. Now Skinless agrees with LP that most of thy guys who go to Pattaya are losers (just read recent posts in the Pattaya section to see my point). Skinless also agrees with SA that you guys should all cover up - or be put down. Skiness would go further ad suggest the LP gals should cover up, or rent out their services to horny elephant lovers. But if 33% of all tourists go to LOS, LP should list hotels etc and not deliberately delete them to discourage you sad fuckers from going there. As an example, the Soi 8 dives are no longer listed and the Boyztown places ae no longer there. This means that even more morons will use WSG rather thasn LP in the future:(

Skinless is using an Internet shop in C Mai run by disabled people. Their stories are also posted, sad reading. Skinless is going to get an over priced massage here from a nearly blind lady who lost her husband and kids in a car accident. Skinless admires women like her who bttle on. This is a kinder, gentler Skinless, getting ready for tomorrow when his dick should be fully recharged.

Skinless is now in Chiang Mai resting up. He has visited temples, the zoo (to see waht you guys and your gfs look like) and soon he will be on the move again. He used the time here well to wine and dine a French beauty (well out of your league, peasants). Soon, he will be on the move again.

Myanmar border was good fun but little in the way of bonks. Many of the women chew betel nuts which make their gums all red. Kinda like having a period in the mouth. Interesting but not for me. Lots of signs in Mae Sot saying kiddy fuckers not welcome. Also Siam Hotel had lots of security including guards sleeping in the car lot.


Skinless also figures V does not agree with him so he is taking it easy until a massive sex assault in a few days time. This will be my Eskimo period: lots of little dogs (female ones, of age) to keep me warm and hot. Also, be prepared for the most disgusting photos ever posted on this entire site:)

Skinless is gald some of you liked the Disabled info in Chiang Mai. To be blunt: there is no sex there and do not ask. If you do go local like JTS and Freeler, it wil broaden your horizons. If you want to fuck go to Pattaya and the shitholes that deal in that crap.
Or to Buriram: Here is a photo of the kids Skinless met when he visited the shitheap Tom lives in. Note the brand names, the shoes, or the lack of them. Skinless likes stuff like that and although he does not contribute to Jackson's Argie charity, he knows the added value Jackson and his cronies get by being LUCKY enough to be able to visit the slums they visit.
Skinless would also like it put on record that Thais are genuinely friendly, warm people and that this helps make the bargirl cocktail more lethal. Skinless genuinely likes them and hearing of their lives. He advises you to move around as much as your calories and Rolexes allow you to.

This is the squalid scene in PSB Hotel, Philok. Great for a fuck stop over between Bkk and C Mai - but only if you will swim at the bottom end of the pool. Again, this is the real Thailand. Skinless recommends this - and then moving on. Indeed, this really helps the 3F MO- as who could stand htese toothless wonders for too long? Skinless is amazed at the popularity the LP guide has among the riff raff of Thailand - but it takes all types.

Skinless,

In regards to your comments and your pics. (implydsc00221/. jpg) I am sorry but I am confused what are you trying to say or imply. I would like to know. I saw the pic, it showed an old woman and a much younger one. Are you saying the are both working girls, or that one is the mother and the other the daughter living in squalor? You are trying to show what, the hotel or rather the place they live in? I am lost. This is not a flame or tying to bust your chops. I am honestly curious as to what you are trying to show/say.

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Monkey business. Lopburi: Monkeys rule the roost. Thye make good sailors by all accounts. The Thais also pamper rats and put banquets out for them. On nautical topics, there is more to LOS than Pattaya hookers.

Thailand beyond the ghetto is a dangerous place, full of wild animals who take no prisoners, only cash and Visa.

Pampered Temple Rat: Lopburi.

Nong Khai 300 bt hooker: White brothel where Skinless lost his dick. This is the lady who destroyed the world's greatest dick. Caveat emptor:(

Not me: 300 bt Nong Khai white brothel lady comes clean on who made Skinless dickless

World's ugliest? White brothel, Nong Khai.

Lao border, Nong Khai: Skinless discusses culture with some babes.

Room mate in shit heap on Lao border. Prettiest of the entire trip.

Dinner is served, Myanmar border.

Romantic statue, Nong Khai.

Pretty wman, pretty beggar, Mae Sot. Myanmar border. She and Skinless might have a baby soon so the child will have a playmate.

London hotel hookers, Philok read Lp, the book of choice for bottom barrel wenches. Skinless fucked this one. At 300 bt, she was overpriced. Too find of beer for a sensitive man like me.

London hotel hookers celebrate 10 am with a few beers

Isaan, days 4,5,6,7 and 8

My stay in Isaan was just a short 5 days.
The first two spent in Korat (4+5), where the damage done by Skinless apparently send the women fleeing off to somewhere else... On the first day I had difficulty getting a single bonk at a reasonable price.
I thought I made a deal with D, my love from past tours, but when the time came to cum with me, she had changed her mind and refused my friendship and love...
fortunately K from KhonKaen finally fell for my B300 charms and opened up to me.
You have to kind of be careful not fall into that hole of hers and disappear from the planet.
If she was a plant, she would be one of these slippery cone type meateatingplants, get to near and dissolve in her juices.
Strangly, most of the women around either didn't go with anyone at all, or only wanted to get fucked in that horrible CathayHotel, a place where you want to keep your shoes on and use kneepadding. Damn, that place filthy!

The second day in Korat saw the same problems: Hardly a lady in sight and those available only wanted to go to the Cathay. I didn't.
Eventualy I bonked a worn out 40 something yo. Ok if you can stand the sight. This event took place in the SriRat Hotel, where in the evening the ladies wait downstairs to take you upstairs. It seems that the ones sitting there must have a room but let you pay for the ST room as well. Managers would call this a win-win situation. To me it sucks.
In the evening I took advantage of K's situation, she had no money to take a room in the SriRat, so she went with me to my room and took care of me so good I popped twice within the hour. I send her off with B300 so she could get a room and some more customers.

SiSaket (6),

My favorite little Isaan hangout: SiSaket. Nothing much happened here tho until after a torrential downpour that started around 7pm and stopped at 11pm. From that moment on the hotel was flooded with hookers and customers. I went out to check out the supply at the rws and found the big **** lady from UP and 23 yo P. I took them both for a threesum at B150 each. A good thing i took them both: The UP lady was on the rag, so she did the handywork and took a mouthful, and P took care of the fucky bits. I must say, a most enjoyable session.

NakhonPhanom(7),

NKPCity only produced the FirstHotel lobby ho and two Lao girls who wanted B1500. They could not quite explain what they would do to actually earn that kind of money. So I went back to my room alone and slept very well, thanks.

NongKhai(8),

In short, many things speak in favour of this NorthEastern bordertown.
It has some of the best lodging available in the Kingdom, there is the TaTa restaurant with a splendid menu of B20 dishes, check out the laat-na and laap - the menu is in Thai and English. TaTa cums highly recommended, too bad tho they close at 5pm. Then there are the views, the Indo/China market, way cheaper than the Indochina market in NKPCity and far more goods to chose from as well. And let's not forget the B200 Lao ladies in the brothels near the busstation. They may ask for B300, but a little persistance gets them down easily.
I enjoyed the services of Noi and Mook, both from Vientienne, Laos, and both of them put a big smile on my face. Need I say more?

Freeler,

Omitting the lady you want to forget, you have spent 1,340 baht on those 4 skanks, 7 bonks. You could have got a nice short time in Bangkok for that. Why do you want to forget 43 y o P? Do you not like the letter P. It is a nice letter. Be kind to it.

Peace & Pizzas.

Pitsanulok, days 9,10,11+12

Just a short report on this town.
Prices are still B150+ for SW of all sorts, sizes and ages. Even the inhouse ho's cum to your room for B200.
The old lady is still around and I saw her half naked. My eyes still hurt.
I had a great session with inhouse SP, a 45 yo with skills that bring back memories of the ToothLady. The best yet was 25 yo A, a woman with a fat ass and big, gorgeous eyes you would want to drown in. She came up with a deepthroat from heaven and made me sanuk mak for just B200+B30 tip.

So far on my ' have bonked list' :
28 yo T - sw, 2 times at B200 each
50 yo T - sw, 2 times at B150 and B120 ( I was a bit 'kineau')
43 yo SP - in house, 1time at B200
43 yo P - sw, 1 time I hope to forget
25 yo A - sw, 1 time so far, but more to cum I hope, at B230

In short: Pilok rocks!

Right, it's several hours later and I did have my second encounter with A. Damn, even better than yesterday! This time she started with the softest, smoothest hj ever, followed by some inbetween-the-titties-rubbin' and some deepthroating that I'm not likely to forget soon. I really had to stop myself from cumming too soon like the first newbie, but dzjeesus, when I let go while pounding that soft'n'wet slit I thought my balls came through the shaft. Good thing they didn't... The afterlay was almost as satisfying as the deed itself. This time I paid her a whopping B240.

Right, now I have to try and wipe that smile off my face.

Domino,

Regarding P: She used to be a nice woman but went downhill:(.
I prefer 7 bonks way over one. specialy if that one is in BKK, that Smelly Durian!

Freeler,

How can anyone in that shit heap go down hill. Is there lower? Did Dante, our great poet, invent a lower level of hell than where you and those creatures reside? Maybe Orlando if this link to Hymie Ackerman, aged 79, and his fellow hookers are anything to go by.

Did you check the big temple by the river? It iso ne of the most cash rich temples in all Thaailand.

I still think you have it in for the letter P. Be nice to P. She might the the little lady the little Freeler boy inside of you craves.

Peace & Pizzas

Am currently in Bangkok and will then head to Pattaya for a few days. Am in Thailand for a week, and would like to spend 2-3 days somewhere with nice beach/ snorkeling, etc. With such short time, I need something fairly close to Pattaya. Has anyone been to Koh Samet? Any action there outside of the beach?

Suggestions warmly welcomed.

Lotus

Days 13-15,

I spent these days in HuaHin with my New Found Love C.
She loved it, I loved it and we still love eachother:).
HuaHin is a lovely little getaway. We had great food at one of the stalls opposite RomaPizza, stayed in a B200 guesthouse and walked along the beach at night.
HuaHin is ok for some quality time with a loved one. At least I didn't get distracted by other girls (like in Pattaya).
On the way back to BKK we had PadThaiPakTho - that's the PadThai they sell on the rws at PakTho... - and we stopped in NakhonPathom to gaze at the PhraPathomChedi.
And then we said goodbye - for now.
C wants my baby, your advice in the 'Thai Women - Opinions & Advice' or 'Samus Aran in Thailand':D sections please!

Domino,

Why not post some information instead of giving us your typical guide-book-style-bullshit?
At least I know the name of 'that' temple and the name of the famous Buddha it houses. And where to find a bunch of copies of that Buddha image (you won't find those in your LP:(!)

BTW you can get lower than P in Pilok: Some guy took just about every Pilok sw to dinner in the same restaurant. He must have mixed up Pattaya and Pilok:)!

Remaining Q: 'Some guy' was... Domino?

Domino

I appreciate your guide book style bullshit. Very handy.
Still much better than a list of letters and a few numbers behind them.

Freeler

"HuaHin is a lovely little getaway"

Do we talked about the same HuaHin, the one located between Cha Am and Prachuap Kirikhan ?
It used to be a very nice place several years ago but nowadays it's like little Pattaya and totally overpriced.

BTW, the name of the temple and buddha in Nakhon Pathom can be found in any guide book and if you need a few more pics of it, just say so, I made a lot many years ago.

Would be nice if you could post more precise infos on locations. Just mentioning the town isn't sufficient.

Freeler: As it is one of Thailand's main Buddhist temples, it is quite well known. As Phitsanalok is the main centre of buddhist statue making in all Thailand, replicas should not be hard to find. As I don't give a fuck about Buddhism, I don't care what they call that particular statue but I oculd easily find out. I have some nice pics of chicks inside the temple and that, to me, is much more interesting.

Time for a pizza. Try one! And no, I did not buy any hookers there dinner. I did give one some chocolate with laxatives in it but that is probably not waht you meant.

Peace & pzzas.

Ko Samet is a nice place, if you stay away from the open sewers. Great sand, some of the best bays for soft deep sand that your feet sink deep into.

No action to speak of, unless you are into backparcker babes. Some nice Thai girls are often there in groups and you can cut them out of the herd if your Thai language skills are highly developed.

You do not go there to monger, unless you are bringing along some one you found in Pattaya (and, let's face it, if you wanted to do that why not stay in Pattaya?)

skinless: i tried to send you a pm to ask this question but was unable to do so (told me you couldn't receive? pms).

your wrote
[quote]
buriram is a blast. lonely planet wonders why it has so many brothels.

but she thinks i am a butterfly just because i fucked the entire hotel staff.

buriram etc are the brothel towns for the entire area.

frankly, i preferred buriram as it was easier to enter the sleaze industry there.[/quote]i was curious about a few things - however i am not sure if you intentionally left them out of the report or not. so, i decided to ask.

i have visited buriram city on a few occasions, always staying at the vang thong hotel. there is a karaoke and mp in the hotel. the only places i found were the speed disco and the victoria (?) club.

i didn't have a lot of luck with finding more activity. would you please explain a little more about where you found so much activity? since my gf is from there, i have to make the trip from time-to-time and would like to find a little more reason to be happy.

also, what hotel did you stay in and do you suggest it? you couldn't get into vang thong without walking in front of the lobby staff and i hate that walk of shame.

thanks

In Buriram I think there is another disco called Hollywood. I may mistaken the name. There were many nice dancers. I went there last year on the way back to BKK from Ubon. I picked up a dancer from the disco. And honestly I don't think it is so night active as Korat or Khon Kaen. If Skinless knows some hidden night spots, please let us know too. I may pay another visit soon there and to Ubon.

LOS Traveller,

Since Skinless apparently retired :( I'll give it a go:
The action is Buriram is right in front of the RWS. There are two hotels nearby, I am talking about the B100-150 kind of hotel.
If you want action in Isaan that is the kind of hotel you want to go to.
Just stay there with the roaches, the rats and the ladies:)!
The same story goes for NakhonPhanom, SiSaket, Korat, KhonKaen, Pilok etc, etc.

One of the Korat SriRathotel ladies. She lives on the top floor

That wasn't the one that pulled Skinless' pecker off, was it?

Jaimito Cartero,

No, that wasn't her. I really can't imagine what happened to Skinless' skinless one. He said it happened in NongKhai in one of the brothels that I recommended to him... So I checked the girls out and they were the nicest ladies you can think of. I had a great time with two of them, both Lao and both very ready to serve. They left me satisfied and in ONE piece... (B200 each)

T from Pilok: smokin':D

A from Pilok: smokin' :D

Freeler: What are they smoking? If you mean they are performing fellatio, the gentleman being fellatio'd has no condom. But you led us to believe you always got a cbj.

I find your photos demean Thai women. I don't know why you covered up the photo of the elephant with the jumbo sized vagina on the Pattaya size and left the Pilok ladies as nature made them.

As I have started sending money to Kai, a lady friend of mine in Northern Thailand, I would ask all of you to show more respect to these good wemen. Thailand is not Morocco, you know.

The Pizza man.

WOAH HOO!...Gooooood shots Freeler! :D you must've tooken a cue from Belguel!

Ok, one more smokin'....

Freeler,

Nice shots... work them.

juice

Feeler,

I think you should change your user name to Cheech. Keep up the good work.

Fo the ecod,

I have just decided NOT to espond to anyone who can't type RRRRRRRR's,

Thank you

Sorry Dude,

I guess I didn't look hard enough at the name and thought Feeler (feel her) seemed more appropriate for such a stud as yourself. No disespect intended.

Adjarn

AirAsia is running incredible promotional fares, round trip to Khon Kaen for 340 THB. Never been to Issan, but after shagging so many from there, I'm curious. 340 THB matches taxi fare to the BKK airport, including tolls, tip, and a side trip to drop my G Spot girl at home. The 'breakfast of champions' sure was good this morning, the twenty-one year old had just the right amount of baby fat on her sweet bottom. Even the 20th floor view from the balcony, overlooking the River of Kings, was no comparison.

The 450 km flight takes about 40 minutes, and the Sofitel Raja Orchid runs a complementary airport shuttle. This hotel is the tallest building in town, 25 floors, and the room size is very spacious, similar to my Horizon Room at the Shangri-La, although not as nicely appointed. Still, at a cost of 1900, considerably less than the 5000 I paid at the Shang, with a Priceline booking and $50 upgrade.

After a shower, I stroll over to the Koza Mall for a plate of pad thai. Where are all the farangs? I haven't seen one since I left the hotel. After the meal, I take a long walk down the main street for a closer look at the town. Thirsty for a beer, I stop at Top West Pub and Restaurant. No customers are present as yet, the staff is just setting up for the evening. "Heineken", I say to one of the young men. "No have", he barks back. "Singha", I counter, and take a seat at one of the outdoor tables, warped by rain so that it seems like driftwood. This is an open-air restaurant with an American West motif. A drum set sits against the far wall, which is covered with Old Glory. "Band tonite?", I ask the waiter as he brings a large bottle of Heineken. "2 o'clock', he replies, holding up two fingers.

I read farangs hang out at a bar called Number 1, on khonkaen.com. After finishing my beer, I ask the waiter if he knows where it is and show him the address I've written on a scrap of paper: 377/7 Na Muong Road. He shows it to the rest of the staff, and an older man comes over and draws a map with directions for me. He then says something to one of the waiters, who goes and fetches his plastic helmet. I don't believe it, he's actually going to offer to drive me there in this scooter! "No no, it's OK, I'll walk", I say, and thank them all while shaking hands.

After a 20 minute walk, I arrive at Number 1 Bar and Restaurant, a small hole-in-the-wall place with one pool table and some small dining tables. Two farangs are stooled at the bar, a thai man sits at a table eating peanuts, and two thai women are playing pool. A waitress takes my order of a calamari salad and bottle of Heineken, and the farangs join me and we discuss politics, Thailand, and the meaning of life. "Where can I find girls in this town?', the most pertinent question on my mind. "Well, there are a few massage parlors." I'm told, as well as that one of the girls shooting pool is the owner's wife, and there isn't a large enough farang population to support a Nana-like bar scene.

I head back toward my hotel and stop at a disco I'd noticed before, but it seems closed permanently. A young thai man approaches me from a bar across the street, "You want boy", he asks, "No take money, no kill you." Well, that's very reassuring. "No, I like girls," I tell him, and continue walking.

Back towards the main street are a small collection of bars, all populated with young thais, but at least I notice some girls there. Wondering about, I smile at three young honeys and initiate a conversation, although their English is difficult to comprehend. The one in the middle wears braces, but is exceptionally cute and wearing a very short dress. Immediately, I feel the urge to jump on her. She has difficulties with English, so she calls a girlfriend on her cell and I exchange pleasantries. I'm finally able to determine the girls work at Violin Karaoke around the corner, and the cute one invites me along.

We sit outside after I buy a round of drinks. The mamasan appears and introduces herself, she's about 30, older than all the other girls, and I wouldn't mind bar fining her either. She explains a girl is 200 baht an hour for Karaoke, and a private room rents for 90 baht, or 140 if you go over the hour. She also indicates I can take the girl off-premises, until 1:00 AM for 1500, but then came down to 1000.

"You like to take lady?", she asks me.
"Sure!", I reply, this mamasan must be reading my mind.
"Where you take her? She want to know.", the mamasan says.
Silly question, I think to myself, and point over to the Sofitel, "My hotel".

The mamasan appears quite startled, I think there is a major misunderstanding here. It seems the hotel is definitely out of bounds.

"Oh, she university girl. Must study tomorrow"

Oh sh_t, I think to myself, how embarrassing. But because of thai tolerence, the girl just giggles instead of giving me a well-deserved slap across the face. Next, the girl's friend shows up, the one I talked to on the phone, and I decide to take them both into a private room to make up for my rudeness. There we sing together, I danced with each of them, but never attempted to touch them in an overtly sexual manner. However, I believe I can say, I've never had so much fun with my clothes on. We exceeded the hour, and I checked bin, at just over 1000, including drinks. I complemented both girls on their singing, and kissed each good-bye, on the cheek.

Crossing the street to Club 172, this looks like the closest thing to a GoGo Bar in town. Again, I'm the only farang present. There are girls dancing on the bar, Coyote Ugly-style, so I take a seat in front of one. She strips down to a bikini, hot body, nice tits, so I stuff a 20 in her bra. The next girl steps up, but dancing in street clothes. She points to her top and waves her hand, signaling there's no way she's going to let me deposit a tip up there. Instead, I reach up and slide the bill into her hand to let her know a farang is capable of being gentlemanly, even if it wasn't my first choice.

I hang around the bar until 2 AM closing, then sit in the outside bar and have a few more, while hoping Ms. Good Tits might show. Finally, I head back to my hotel at 3:30.

Khon Kaen was an interesting experience, an authentic taste of the country I hadn't really experienced in Bangkok, Pattaya, or Phuket. There were no drunk thai women grabbing me and putting their tongues in my mouth, "I want go with you", like in Tiger Disco at Patong last week, the girls I talked to seemed more like girls you'd meet in church. I enjoyed the change of pace, but now it's time to head for Nana and bury my bone.

My old time hunting pal just returned from boder visa run to Poipet , cambodia and he got a bad and costly experiences. I think its good for hunters to be careful.

He stayed in some casino hotel in Poipet and picked up 2 babes on the street and they went to his room. Agreed on 700 baht each and he thinks he got a great deal for these young babes.
He said they look very white for Cambodians and he suspect them to be Vietnamese.

They fucked and played around and drank beer. But later my friend passed out and slept. When he woke up an hour or two later. These 2 babes have long gone and he could not find his Constatine watch and his wallet is empty. The Swiss watch he bought in Singapore last year cost him 7500USD. It was his beloved baby. Also his ring worth about 1000USD from his wife. And the 800 USD cash he planed to play gamble gone before he even started. And also about 10000 B cash. The babes also took his leather shoes and his shirts. Even took his automatic tooth brush.The worst is they took all his credit cards and his driver's license. But for some reason nice enough to leave his passport there. He was really thankful in way to these 2 babes to be so considerate.

He estimated total loss of 10000USD. He complained to the hotel but they checked the video and it was not working at all and they could not do anything. He believes these two babes are pro Vietnamese con girls and maybe look for rich target possibly shifting around all cambodian casino boder towns. And he think these girls may drug you or put you to sleep and steal everything and take off.

So if you see any 2 girl combo at casino boder town with very white skin, too white to be Cambodians, you have to be careful
they are probably Vietnamese con artist.

My friend took it very lightly. He actually had to wear the hotel slipper to go out to buy another pair of shoes and another shirt. And had to borrow 200 bahts from another hotel guest. Thats how he managed to get back to BKK. He took it very well and forget very quickly. He was all laughing about it.

RCA Night's story deserves the repeat of one of the most basic and important security procedures to be used when travelling: If you are travelling with money/valuables, use the room safe dilligently. If the hotel doesn't have room safes (I ALWAYS check when booking), don't use the hotel. And it's not just your lays that you have to worry about: Housekeeping can succumb to temptation, professional thieves target hotels and con/sneak their way past reception.

Good thing that RCA's pal kept his passport, otherwise he'd have spent a day or two staying at the Fucked Street open air hotel. Been there, done it when I was younger and naive.

Terry Terrier: I almost always stay in hotels with no safe but I am fine as I am an adult. I also leave my Rolexes etc behind as I am an adult.

Posterlion: I looked at your story. Here is one you should consider. The trick is to be extreme. Therefore, in writing about a monger, you have to write about someone who is built like a Greek God (me), is faultless (me), is God (me), is a humble nice guy (me), but likes fucking hos to death (me) and likes an occasional pizza(me). Someone, in short, who is something more than a ATMFE (ATM friend experience) to all the hos he bones.

Here is how it goes. I leave Korat, but not before admiring the cute haircut the hooker I fucked last night got; I like to see how my chump change is spent. Then, I go to Buriram, famed for its brothels and hookers. I lie down on a bed and four hired helpers, ages 19-59, give me a tongue bath (I had one yesterday too for 300 bt with two fucks thrown in), take turns sucking and rimming me, and doing each other. As I am a nice guy, I ask them to sing to each other and to play with their pussies. All the while, I am thinking: why is The Traveller such a loser and why does he lkike what you write, even though your work needs very heavy editing and uses the First Person singular fr far too much to be worth anything (even a used condom, to remember our own dear SA).

The price for my little romp. Less than 1,000 bt. But I am staying in an upmarket hotel (210 baht). and I am in the world's kinkiest internet cafe where the Pattaya women use as a base whyen they are home from home.

If you need some sex to cover your bad writing, just paint me as a crazed animal, who sneaks up on them, drags them down and pounds them till the room itself shakes like an earthquake or, till even the room has an orgasm such is hte power of Pizza man. Also, I tend to howl up at the moon, bite them on the neck like I am going to snap off their head with my jaws. I also make deep lunge into them just so they know who is in the saddle. Do you think you can handle that or do you want some more j/o material? If so, tune in tomorrow as there are two nice hos in need of my writing and other skills.

Your friend

God.

PizzaMan,

LOL. You are most creative when you are with the dragons and rats. Keep them coming.

juice

Domino

I have to admit that compared to you I am a loser cause I am neither faultless nor a God.

But keep the good advice of our beloved friend Freeler in mind : Hope you checked the ID of your 19yr old, hired a private investigator to check her background, went to police to verify that her ID isn't fake and really belongs to her. Otherwise you might end up just like me. But I guess as a God there is no need for you to act like a normal creature like me.

Domino,

A B210 hotel?
You must be losing it!

Freeler: I decided to splash out. This is the hotel opposite the Internet shop, slightly further down on the same side. I had a crab meal in the fish restauant near the Internet shop: rather pricey at 90 bt. It is pissing rain and I am waiting to nail an old flame when the rain clears. Or even before if I make it to the train station.

Juice Spike: Not all of them are dragons and rats. Why do the losers send money to Pattaya dragons and rats when there are more derserving cases here? One of the great mysteries of life!

The Traveller: You are not a normal person. You fuck children.

Domino,

I had a look at that one once. My opinion, as if you care: :(.
You can always crawl back through the alley at night and sleep in the B150 place.
I wondered about the elevator noise. Don't they shut it down after midninght anymore?

BTW I wanna bet your ladies had hips, a feature girls develop when they turn to women. No hips can be seen on any of the kiddyfuckers photos.

Domino

if you did not check IDs back with police your 19yr old might have fooled you and you fucked a kid too. Strange world, isn't it ?

Freeler

so you check hips rather than IDs. Why didn't you tell me long ago.
Now I understand your system and why there is no room for an error.

Freeler
Buriram: Executive summary: 21:00 no action as of yet because of rain. That will almost surely change now as the rain has stopped. There is little else to do here except bonk. Buriram is the spawning ground of a lot of the lovely ladies of Pattaya.

Elevator in Korat Hotel: they turn it off at 1 am. It should be noted that they get a lot of late night traffic: the car area is 100% full. Also, Fa did not like the long walk of shame there, even though she knew them all there.

I stayed in this hotel on my first visit to Buriram and meant to check it out for a longer stay. I don't think it fits the bill. I am beside the road this time and the movie complex is at the back.

The rain has eased off but there are no signs of Dracula's daughters as of yet. I still love this Internet Cafe and I think Jackson would have been beter off investing his money here in this Internet cafe rather than in BA. Of course, it is easy to give him advice.

I will check out of this place tomorrow and either move into the shit heap beside the railway station or go to Si Saket or Pattaya. The advantage the latter has is our troll will haveto folow me there.

went to korat, burriram, and surin. i will post my story on buriram and surin and my post korat in korat section.

took trian from koart to buriram. walked around town. for some reason there are quite a lot of older farang hanging out many places in the city. is this a popular retirement spot in thailand??

we could not find any decent hotel in town and only saw a bigger hotel call thai hotel and we have no choice and checked in. room 320 and no window. has tv. no where to go and waited for the night to fall to go to speed disco., the only place in town.

it started to pour rain. and we had to wait till about 12 30 for rain to slow down and walked to speed. it was quite crowded. and a small city like and has quite many foriegner customers in the disco. i guess people know this place can be a good hunting ground.

my friend sat and i walked around all night looking for a lady to talk to. and one time a lady at a table gave a toss to me and try to talk to me. she was quite cute and she asked for my number and said wait for her at the door when disco closes.

at 2 am, she came out the disco with her firends and i waste no time to talk to her and make it direct i like to stay with her. she said she has to go to another drinking place with her firends for a while and will come see me later. i gave her my number and room number.

then i waited until 3 am and called her and she did not pick up. so i gave up and about to go to bed and then another number called me. i thought it was she but she said she is a friend of her and saw me in the disco and like to see me. i was confused but let her come anyways. the girl came to my room and told me the girl i like was drunk and she cannot come and asked her to come see me instead. what a strange situation. but the new girl was so so and the body was a little fat but i decided to let her stay. she said she saw me in disco and like me. and since its better than nothing i pounded her. she is a student only 20 yaers age.
the sex was not good because she is a bit fat but personality was good. stay with me until next day and have lunched together before we left for surin. did not give her money and she did not ask for it. she said she will miss me. thats the end of my buriram.

after boring buriram we took another short train ride to surin.
i have been here just one time long time ago to visit the stupid elephant festival. and i will tell you its waste of time to see the festival show. its so hot and long and so boring. actually many tourists fainted during the show that drags on forever. if you want to see elephants, its much better just go to the rose garden or ancient city in bangkok.

walked around town and was very small. we went in the deparment store i think called petkasem. my friend tried to pick on a sales lady and stayed at her booth to talk to her for a long time. i went to mister donuts for a coffee.

he later came and said he got her number. this guy did not have amature gal for a long time. we then walked towards the hotel we want to stay called thong tharin. it is near the night action so we decided to stay there.

the room was very nice and rate only 720 for standard room. we took 2 rooms. and had some issan dinner and waited for the night to fall.

next to the thong tharin hotel there is a huge entertainment complex. there is another speed disco and some karaokes and beer bars and beer restaurats. we started our searching at 10 pm and again the rain started to drop. we retreated to a beer restaurant. there are many these promotion girls. there is one with very friendly attitude and smile all the time. her body was good. i tried to pick her up and she said she get off at 12 midnight and is going to speed with her 2 more girlfriends.

i told her i will be there too. then we left the restaurant and went to check out some karaokes nearby. we went in a few places and decided no more karaoke girls tonight and decided to concentrate on disco.

we went in the speed of surin about 12. ordered a 100 piper. i walked around and saw a few nice potentials. again this small city has quite many older farang guys with their issan babes. and some younger ones in the disco and bars hunting for issan babes.

the disco scene was good there were lots of babes. i found another okay babe with some katoey friends and went to taked to her. then she went to my table and sat with us for a while. very friendly and got her number. told her will call her later. then i found the beer promotion babe with another 2 girls at the other side. i stayed there for a while and bought them a few drinks and some snacks. later more of their friends came join and about 6 girls dancing together. and there is another girl kind of cute. i was confused which one to concentrate and i have to stick to the end so i will not screw up.

i decided to go for the original one i met and i danced with her for a while. and told her its my last night and like to see her later.
she said she call me later. they all said that. i went back to my table and my friend said the sales girl he picked up in the department store will come to disco to meet up with him.

later his girl come and they dance together. at 2 am when the disco closed my friennd took his new found love went to have late night snack outside the disco and then disappeared into the room. i called the beer girl and she was still with her friends and she said she will call me back later. so i feel not sure. then the first girl i picked up in the disco called me and invite me to go late meal. i met her at the hotel gate and she picked me up with her motorbike with another girlfriend on another mptorbike.

went to eat some noodle at some noodle shop and i told her i like to talk and stay with her more. she was not a beauty but personality so nice and nice thin body. she said she works for her father's business selling wood furniture. her friend left first and she took me to buy some wine cooler and snacks then to my hotel and went up. we talked and i started to hug her and not too much resistance. then she said to me she has period. but actually i was tired and just want a company. i told her i like her just want to stay with her and hug her. we hugged and fall asleep. about 4 30 am the beer girl called me and i was with the babe so i did not pick up fone and turned off my fone.

the next day we went for a good meal in the hotel. i told her i will go back to bkk today with my friend. she was so nice girl even i did not sex her only hug her and touch her. i still like to give her some pocket money, i gave her 2500 bahts to buy a gift. she was happy and i told her to go home first and i have to meet up with my friend. she was a little sad and i made another empty promise to see her shortly.

my friend was with her department store babe till noon and it was his first amature of the year. we met up decided what to do, to go back bkk or stay one more night. i know he likes to stay one more night with his department store babe. so we decided to saty one more night and changed hotel to petkasem hotel near petckasem department store. room was okay rate 590 baths.

i called the beer gal at about 1 30 pm and she picked fone and asked me where i am. i told her we stay one more day and i like to see her. she said she works again till midnight and she can see me after that. my friend's girl too has to work till 9 30 pm in the department store.

we have about 8 hours to kill and we decide to go for some sightseeing. we chatered a car with a driver near the hotel to take us to see the ruin of phanom rung. we paid the driver 2000 for the trip. about 1.5 hours we got there. the temple was on top of a mountain and there was long walk way to it. it was quite nice but still cannot compare to the angkor. we climb the stairs up to the temple and the temple was actually very small. we hanged out there for a while and the driver took us to another smaller ruin nearby i cannot remeber the name. then we went back arrived to our hotel at 8 pm. and took a nap.

my friend's babe got off first and she came see him about 10 30. and i have no where to go so decided to go to the beer restaurant where the beer girl works to eat there and talk to this babe. i stayed there and drink and eat until she get off work at 12. then she took me on her motorbike to another cafe with loud music. she had late dinner there.

then we went back to my room and i asked her to stay with me. she said she can stay with me for a while but has to go home about 3am because she has school at 9 am.

we talked and i hug her and she said she did not have a date with boy for many months. i stuck on hands in her shirts and touched her tits and she was shy but later opened up. i pounded this babe very hard and she actually stayed till 7am and has to go. i really like this girl's personality i gave her 2500 pocket money for buy gift. she hug me and said wanted to see me again and i told her i will come to surin again next month. of course i am not sure.

i slept again till noon and my friend called me to check out and we feel have enough issan girls. we left surin on bus for bkk.

generally speaking buriram, surin this area of issan, the girls are very nice and friendly. did not see any super beatuty but the personality can cover for the beauty. but saw quite a few with nice body. amature scene is very good in this area. but pro scene is not cheap especially in karaoke or massage. the price can be higher than bkk.

Anyone can provide me the information for the brothel in Danok?

Thanks

Big Lan Ciao,

Read Dr. Devil post on the 07-26-04 in Hatyai / Thailand for happening places.

I am going to be travelling up country overnighting in places such as Phayao, Thoen and Nakhon Pathom. Is sanuk available in any of these places does anyone Know? Any tips on how best to seek out the action whilst off the beaten track gratefully received.

For brothels in Danuk, I suggest you check out Rose. Located behind Oscar Hotel on the main road. Plenty of girls. You can have 2 girls at one time for a great time but her partner will depend on her pick not you taste coz not all can do this.

Chick Feeder,

I couldn't think of a single Thai town of 2,500+ inhabitants without a brothel.
Just ask a motortaxi to show you around. They would typically ask B50 for bring and return.
Make your move when it isn't fully dark yet, so you can see where they take you.
Small town take away service can be rather expensive - Pattaya is often cheaper. The small brothels start at B200 ST in house, when they ask for B500 or up, don't haggle or argue, just leave and maybe come back later.

Dipper Dipierdomenico,

Have a safe tour... I hope you will be able to send reports from the front lines and the pictures that I'm sure they will be worth a thousand words...:)

juice

Dipper

I sure hope you are not contemplating about eating the rat in the toilet. The field rats are much better and healthier. :-))) Have a great time.

Duni

Domino

You take in vain the name of one of the legends of Oz football.

May your dough become dry and flaky, and your toppings turn mouldy.

jack

Dipstick,

Leave the rat alone!

Duniawala,

I wouldn't eat the rat in that toilet:( anyway.
There are some nice restaurants nearby where, I'm sure, they will have a delicious recipe for rat... Rat soup, rat sateh, green rat curry - makes my mouth water!

Domino got out of the shit heap of Korat as follows. He asked a bicycle taxi man how much to bus station #2. He says 50 baht and Domino does his usual trick of walking away. He comes after me, shouting something, maybe a lower price. Domino ignored him and takes the songthaw. At #2, not wanting any hassle, he gives 10 baht - and get 5 back in return. Finding out that the Philok bus is not till 9.45, he takes the 8.45 to Nong Khai and here he is, in a luxury 100 baht pad that Freeler knows. Domino might split to Laos. He hears the women have pussies over there and the bus is only 30 baht.

Skinless was in touch and warned Domino about the white brothel. Domino wil go nowhere near it, well maybe to the brothels and hookers nearby on the same road as the guest house. Domino is not going to get the twisted dick treatment, not even for free.

Domino likes Isaan mainly because he sees very few farangs. There is a Swiss chick staying in the next room and needless to say, she wants her way with me. But I don't give freebies.

There are a lot of new housing complexes being built around the edge of Udon Thani. We could joke that we are indirectly funding them. But the reality is Isaan's upper class would want "our" ladies nowhere near them. Read Private Dancer again and find out why.

Domino treated himself to a Thai meal and two iced coffees (a Domino weakness). Total damage 40 baht.

I hope there is sufficiant j/o material for now in the Korat photos. The ones of the ladies pissing did not turn out so well so I did not post them. Hey, cheer up, shit happens.

This is a good internet shop - 100 yards other side past the guest house towards the bridge. But it kept cutting out when I posted those Korat meat pieces. Oh well, the weather is lovely here and I am going to fall in love - but not with the white brothel prick twisters.

To find Nong Khai's hottest chicks walk from the bus station towards the sea. Walking away from the Friendship Bridge on the road between the main road and the sea road, opposite a temple (the one after the Big Buddha one), heaven, in the form of three diseased witches wait for you.............. These three fine ladies ask 300 baht each. Domino loves a bargain,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

This lady stole my heart..............and later tried to steal my wallet

This lady could be yours for only 200 baht. And she will give you a free dose of whatever disease you like

Yes gents, the stories about the sick buffalo are all true;)

Always be happy at your work

At least she brought her own condoms

The place we did the dirty deed was dirtier than your minds. It was worse than a pig pen: a wooden shack with a kind of matress of pallets or something. It is hard to believe that anything could be seedier.

I gave her 250 but she wanted more and made a half hearted attempt to check my pockets which were largely empty.

She had 3 condoms. One was enough for me. But YMMV:)

one of those girls looks like a katoy and the other one looks like she is dead. Did you do all of them?

Domino,

Sea?

Freeler: Claro, que si. I am in Nakon Phanon now, staying at the usual place with some tupperware I met on the bus. She spent most of the time on the bus pulling my dick and I pspent it pulling her box and her tits while pretending to admire the scenery. The monk sitting behind us did not pretend to see anything. Nor did the two old women opposite us. I recommend Isaan buses.

When travelling on these buses dudes, watch out for the rest rooms. They charge 2, sometimes 3 baht! Almost as bad as Pattaya bus services.

I bonked the creature three times already (limp, sad squirts of sperm). She asked for 1000 baht in the bedroom of my luxury 160 baht pad, and got it:( I could hardly refuse after we checked in, or rather she did. She is a take charge merchant and I would like to fuck her out now. I am already down 1000 baht, a 70 baht bus far, a shared 85 baht meal, a can of Pepsi and a second 60 baht shared meal. I have also had to use three of my own condoms. The budget has taken a battering. But hey this is a holiday! But I gotta get her out of the room so I can stash my cash. Hookers are, like dicks, always problems.

On the positive side, I have some great j/o photos for you pervs. She is actually not bad looking, certainly in comparison to the Aids babes I snapped in Nong Khai for your pleasure, she is fantastic, super, great (about a 4-5 on a Pattaya scale.) She speaks no English which is good. I have snapped her fully clothed, boobs showing, legs together, and legs at ten to two. Gentlemen, which would you prefer? (Gotta wait til I am on a modern machine though:(

Do you think guys like me who snap the best of the best should get a special WSG award, or some form of recognition for snapping the finest women of Isaan in their spawning grounds? Frank comments please.

The entire Internet shop isfull of yahoo chatters, all with the love and hearts wallpaper/

oh: 2001: Maybe they were katoeys, dying with aids, I don't know. Why don't you ask them?

Domino,

Playing around in a bus with a monk sneaking a look... what is next?

Great reports... I'm learning where not to go in Issan for pussy :D


juice

Domino,

Ah, the City of Hills, NKP-city, where Uncle Ho planted his trees and, no doubt, got laid more times than a GI in Saigon.
Your latest captive: I don't give a shit about how she looks.
Does she DT (or can't you get that deep:D)? Is she a three holer? Can you see the wonderful hill of Laos from your window while you pork her?
I want information, please!

The lady dressed up for the night but did not realise little Domino was goping to dump her. He booked a second room in the hotel, securely locked it form the indside and ignored her attempts to bang her way in. She finally left about 6 am and Domino emerged from his saddam hole at 8 am. A learning experience.

She left, without saying goodbye (she had to shout it through the door), And she never got her 100 baht (!) bus fare, which makes a change from asking for taxi fare.

Freeler: Reading your post, I thought you were going to where Uncle Ho planted his seed.

Your post was in poor taste. I picked her because she reminded me of someone, the Lao hooker in the white brothel in N Khai, to be precise. I onhly 1 holed her as I am a gentleman. Fiunny you should ask about the window. I find them useful as one can stick the tupperware out the window and poump and watch at the same time.

Skinless gets ready to go out on the town (a 20 bt meal, full price below) with the love of his life, while he plots ditching her. No sex she said when we got back. Sleep (on the narrow bed) but naughty Domino, rtomantic fool that he is, found a way out.

Nong Khai, Thailand, surroundfed by big hills and lush valleys.

A little bit of lube, a condom :(, and a steady aim.

Relaxing, after a job well done.
She does not kiss btw:)

Nong Khai, big mountains but at 100baht plus meals maybe not worth it?

Room service or byo party, Nong Khai?

Hello sexy man, where you go? I go with you. Sit beside me and ignore the horny monk in the back seat. The bus to Nong Khai, Saturday 25 September.

Freeler: Do you want information or a porno read. If the former:

1. I am staying at First Hotel. The first internet shop was behind the little market facing the sea/Mekong/ Laos. This one is towards the tourist office. This one gives you a 40 minute token for 10 bt; the other takes coins, one baht at a time.

2. I went in and chatted up the lady in the Tourist Office which is full of government sponsored brochures entitled "Sex with Children is a Crime". Go pick up one the next time you pass a TAT shop. It says, in part, "If the commission of the offense against a person over 15 years but not yet 18 years of age, the offender shall be punished with imprisonment of 3-15 years and a fine of 6,000-30,000 baht. It quotes a lot of actual cases, including a 21 year old Thai dude who got 15 years!

3. As regards the information you want, I don't sweat the small stuff. She only asked me my name after I bonked her for the third time. These women are simply a means of relief for me, like a cup of cocoa but not so potentially harmful on the teeth. I do not think I am ready to marry one, just yet.

4. I expect guys to join the dots. I want them to start groping babes on rural buses. Although I set a good example, I cannot fuck the women for everyone. But I do my best. And that is all I do.

5. There was only a fat buffalo on the prowl in the hotel last night. I wil try again tonight. But don't push me on it. My stomach can only take so many swamp creatures at a time.


If you want porno, wait till I set up my web cam. Maybe Jackson can do live camming of me butt fucking these diamonds.

Domino,

If that fat buffalo is First's inhouse ho: Go get her!
Check your pm...

Sure I'll check her out tonight when I intend to have a tupperware party to get over of my heartache at my chick splitting without even saying goodbye.

The Tat police number, following on from the earlier report, is 1155. For places outside Bangkok, just add the prefix, eg 038) 1155 for pattaya. The Child Prostitution leaflet lists losts of other numbers too. Glad I don't have to worry about that shit.

"....tupperware party...?"

LOL.

She is the Tupperware queen, 17
(and a bit).

Getting down to business: THis was a quickie, for 240 baht, ie 200 baht and a 40 baht tip. You know the advice we get: never fight with a tul tuk driver. This babe drives one. After I picked her up in the TV room with about 6 Thai guys watching some BS Thai soap, she drove her tuk tuk round the back. No walk of shame here but she wanted me to go (buy her) for a meal with her. But I said no as I had to give you guys some j/o materiual instead.

Freeler, it was a plain vanillas fuck. She dfk, not that I recommend it unless you are a reasl sex pervert like

John T Domino
(he fucks the Thailand'sa sexiest babes).

The tuk tuk driver prepares for the worst....

This babe is HOT. She eats a lot of spicy food which is probably why she fucks for 200 baht a time. There might have been a second fuck included but one was enough for Domino

Here is a little hired hole I picked up watching TV in the hotel lobby immediately after I last posted.
She drives a tuk tuk, charges 200 baht, her pussy is old, warm and friendly (like fucking an old and cherished pair of slippers).
Best point: she left.
Worst point: she used my fucking towels., she even washed her hair and used a comb of mine which I gave her.
Still for the price of a beer, it is hard to complain too much.

All of the reports below are from Nakon Phanom, which is in the north east corner of pussy land. As you can see, it has the hottesat5, sexiest chicks as well as the world's greatest stud;) (who else could fuck them? Could you? Are you man enough to take the Isan 200 baht pussy challenge?:):(

Domino,

She's definitely not the inhouse ho who gave me double pleasure at B300. Yes, I was very generous....

Freeler

Walking towards the TAT, I came across a farang trying his "luck" with two sws. They were butt ugly of course, working out of another cheap hotel up that way ( quite near to my hotel).

Some cute Pattaya type babes in the bar opposite but they probably expect to be recompensed for services rendered:(

The guys in the hotel lobby are giving me plenty of leery sneers. I guess they think I am here for sex with their pets.

Did you see Duni's post in Korat. Though he acknoweldges my babes are -15/10, yet he is going to pass on Korat!!! Can you believe that? You know, when I read his post, I could not even remember what they looked like. Our meetings were more of the Samus Aran sort. Business only; no time to discuss broader issues unfortunately.
I will kill some more time here with the noisy gamers and then look for heifer lady.. One such beast of the field has a room on the ground floor; it is easily viewable from the TV room.

Luckily, in a land with no shame, there is no walk of shame. But poor Duni, he does not (want to) know what he is missing.

Yours in the lush but hidden pastures of Isaan

Domino,

5 billion people will never visit korat.
Apparently they don't appreciate the daily needs of these women: They want B200 for food, a place to sleep and milk for the baby.
In return all they want is to give us their kindness and warmth.

I once found a Pattaya type girl in one of those NKP restaurants too. She started with something like B2000 ST, but of course settled for B200 or B300 and she paid for my chickensoup. Her name was 'The Sun' but looking at her butt 'The Moon' would have been a better choice. Like the First's inhouse ho she wanted to fuck me twice. I have one picture of that butt somewhere, but I can't find it:(...

Domino

OK, you win. I will give the place a chance. Who knows, I might get lucky and find a gem in the land of cheap pussys. One must always learn and heed the masters of the trade. As Freeler says, one must appreciate their needs and hard work for an income (aside from sampling their warmth - bodies, GFE et al.).

Duni

Hi fellows,

Anybody know something about Hua Hin / Cha Am.

What about girl friendly hotels, and nice places to meet freelancers?

I would just like to show my appreciation to Skinless for shagging all those ugly women and protecting us all.

I've never laughed so much reading your reports mate. You really should do it professionally as you have a talent.

Cheers

Mae Sot,

Hello everyone my name is Frank Pole. I will be going back to LOS for the 4th time next week and plan to give some good detailed updates. The last 3 times I was with lots of family but was able to stray several times.This time it's just me and my mongering buddy.

I was in Mae Sot in 1998 and it seemed pretty dead. Then after hooking up with a farang jade buyer the next day he said this place is full of brothels. We got on the motorbikes and he pointed out no less than 10 ! He said wait till it gets dark and just look for a single red light or xmas lights.

I managed to free myself later that night and sure enough they were everywhere. 1st one I stopped at I knocked and Mamason answered the door. Ban Sow? And she said Chi Chi.

10-12 girls from 4/6.5 Papason wanted 700b ST and would not budge. I may not be a male model but I am no fat sloppy dog either.I took the 6.5 for a decent experience. I liked Mae Sot. Not many farangs. I will be going back so any other detailed updates would be appreciated.

Chaing Rai:

What is up with this place? I have been their 3 times (the last time was in 98) and everytime i escaped the family (i'm not married. family = mom,aunt,uncle and cousins.) and set to mongering it was tough to find. I seteled for 4 star hotel MP at 1600b ST.

I love Chaing Rai and would love to take my buddy their(we leave next week) But fuck this high $$ stuff. I would rather get a 300b gal and then tip her 2-300b.

Any updates would be greatly appreciated

Pole.

Frank Pole-

Most of the Chiang Rai action is in lady houses, much like the farang took you to in Mae Sot, although they are available to take back to the hotel.

Even with a Thai friend helping the negotiations, we paid 1200 for a take out short time. The next day at a different place, the papasan freaked out when he heard what we paid the day before and as I recall we paid about 1500 there. Quality was mixed, but there is enough selection to get what you want. Tuk Tuk drivers know where they are and they do not get a kick back, or at least didn't in these cases.

Gregbro-

Much more going on in Hu Hin than in Cha Am. Two streets of beer bars, one running behind the City Beach hotel down to the main road to the pier. Most all of the hotels other than the four and five star places give you no problem bringing a girl back. Good entertainment to watch the departures in the morning in the lobby of the City Beach (which is a bit of a dump and overpriced but well located).

Thank You Biz ;)

Chiang Rai,

I don't think CR has recovered from the clean-up two years ago. All the small brothels are gone and tuk-tuk drivers only bring you to out of the way big houses with B2,000:( girls.

You could try a regular massage place and ask the girl to service you in your room the next day. Or the same day:). Massage was still B200 for two hours + tea, like it was ten years ago:)

Had been very busy so no field reports, just a summary


Took a short trip to Isaan and visited Kabin Buri where there are a couple of Cafe's along road 304. Several cute chicks in the past and worth a stop by for a drink and an overnighter with one of the singers.

Proceeded to Korat, usual scene described by Freeler and others. The Park, the Mall and a couple of Soapies. All in all nothing exciting. Saw mostly crap so I headed to Buriram.

Checked several Cafe's and Karaoke. Had a lucky draw regarding looks but service was average.

Moved on to Surin, where I used to have a girl working as a singer. She was gone but her younger sister took over. Knowing me for quite a while we decided to deepen our already existing relationship.

Had to do some family business later on and stayed upcountry for a couple of days to get things fixed. After that headed back to Pattaya.

Roads are improving more and more. If anybody likes to makes a trip to Isaan and driving a car or bike himself, no prob. Nowadays insurances are a must - even though they do not really cover any damage especially if you are a farang.

My advice : Take road 331 heading to Chachengsao, then change to road 304 pass by Kabin or stay a night there. Lots of cafes and the like for the truck drivers. There is a hotel directly at the market close to the big intersection of road 304 and the road that leads to Aran. Rooms are basic but clean and cheap. If you need something better move to Prachinburi. Some hotels there and a nice night market with lots of food stalls.

Head to Korat and don't miss Phi Mai. Move further north to Nong Kai. University girls available there as well.

You can also turn right at Patong Chai (close to Chok Chai) and head to Buriram, Surin, Kalasin and all those other places.

A much nicer trip but longer is the way over Rayong to Chantaburi and then heading north to Sa Kaeo where you turn right to Aran. Lots of Khmer girls there. Proceed north and you will end up in Buriram.

All roads are in a very good condition now. Many roads are extended to two lanes per direction. Drive at daytime and avoid the nighttime for several reasons :

1 ; lots of police checkpoints who usually pick farangs to check driver licence. No begging for money anymore which could be avoided anyway but was somewhat boring and annoying. Taksin, kudos.

2 : At evening and night lots of pedestrians and bicycles without any light. Also motorbikes and cars, but situation is improving as well.

3 : Buffalos will be brought home in the evening and they often do not behave as expected, running on the street. Buffalos have no natural enemies (besides a few tigers) anymore and do not scare anything. The horn at your bike or car doesn't even catch their attention.

Use smaller streets as often as possible. That way you will see more of the country and cruising is much nicer. On highways not much to see and lots of pollution from the exhaust of the trucks and diesel pickups.

Also beware that Taksin ordered the closure of petrol/gas stations after 10pm to save fuel. Doesn't make sense to me. Have seen many gas station opened after 10pm along highways but not as many as in the past and in-town they have to close as far as I know.

There is a small street with several beer and go-go bars in Chiang Rai. Very easy to take girls for ST or LT.

Plus it is reasonably easy to pick up freelancers in the two main discos.

Hi from Nong Khai,

Day 7,

I missed the train to Si Saket this morning. For once I didn't check departure times and guess what happened. The train was half way to Si Saket when when I showed up at the RWS. I took the train to KhonKaen instead, where I changed to a bus for NongKhai. A non-air aircon bus. It must have been 35C plus in there. In Udon we got kicked out and got relocated to an ordinary, a real fan bus. Fans always work!
In NongKhai I checked in at my regular little place. They don't have much business anymore; most people go from/to Laos without stopping here.
In the evening I strolled through brothel alley and spent some time with a nice Lao girl (B200+tip) and later with a Loei girl who was with one of the hags domino pictured a few weeks ago. Hag looks better in the flesh! But loei girl looked a lot better still, so her it was. She took me to one of those 'keep your shoes on places'. There was a bed, a fan and a light bulb. And an awful lot of cobwebs. None of that intervered with the actual fucking part of the mission.
I paid Loei girl B200. No tip: No BJ and no photos. She was the first no photo girl of the trip...
Today earns *** out of a possible *****

Day 8,

Had a good time with yet another Lao lady, D from Vientiene. Again no BJ and no photos. But she was really into the fucking part, so OK there.
The second girl, Thai from NongKhai, was such a lousy fuck that Fuck and Forget is not enough to describe it.
I'll be somewhere else tomorrow
That makes just ** out of a possible ***** for day 8

Day 9,
Hi from Pilok,

This morning I took a B20 bus to Udon and a B171 aircon onward to Pilok(Pitsanulok). I arrived in good health and good spirit. I didn't take me long to get a room in the 'rathole' and get laid. I found my former student T, who - judging from her attire - now is a special agent for the FBI (Farang Bureau for Intercourse?). She followed me to my room for sucks and fucks and photos. Once again she performed well, introducing a new classic: Choking on my dick still pushing her head further down and mumbling 'Mai au'. You gotta love these girls and their skills. After I goo'ed her face she couldn't find the bathroom without my help.
After some very necessary clean-up T left with B220 in her purse - ready to serve another day.
Barely 2 hours later S caught my eye: Fat ass! Damn, I had to have her. I gave in immediately after she said that B200 was the price. After a shower she sucked life back into the equipment and then I doggied her for... ass long ass possible! I love the site of bouncing butt. When I stopped fucking her for a moment (Why the hell did I stop fucking her!?) she looked around at me and said: 'Go on'. Which I did. Finally, after a long time, she squeezed the juice out of me with her trembling pussy.
I tipped S B20 on top of the B200 we agreed on.

Day 10,

This morning I had a B120 fuck and forget with... forgot already. Barely an hour later, Meh was a much better choice for just B120...
The big whopper came in the afternoon with a wild threesum. A two hour B200+tip a piece fuckfest really set the day on fire. I could of course have gone to Eden and get the same plus strap-on act thrown in for B2800, but somehow I feel I had the much better deal.
In the evening I had a pre-sleep fuck with the ugliest hag on the block, 45yo T. She left her lipstick all over the rubber and then took a pounding that only the toughest can endure.
***** stars and there ain't no doubt about that!

Day 11,

Still in Pilok. I had another 3sum planned for the afternoon and kept a low profile until then. For previous triples, I chose one girl that I already knew plus a new one. I found out that the girl I knew gave much convidence to the new one, in fact, told her to do the stuff she didn't like doing. This time I opted for two that I'd been with before: Fat assed S and one of yesterday's threesum girls. Damn, did that work out well! They both tried very hard to do better than the other one. When I kindly asked them to kiss, they almost swallowed eachother's tongues! I'll not go into detail, just let ya know that I paid them B200 plus a small tip each for 90 minutes of pure fukken 3sum.
In the evening there was a congregation of the ugliest Pilok has to offer right outside my hotel. One-fang-lady was there, as was dead-woman-crawling and drunk-shoutiung-hag. I was very lonely this evening...
But, day 11 still gets **** out of *****!

Just took a disaster trip to totally off beaten path to west of Kanchanaburi.
My hunter friend came to Thailand again and wanted to explore unspoiled territories so we decided to head to Sangklaburi and one stop in Thom Pha Phum.

Took bus to Kanchanaburi from BKK and had to change another bus to Thom Pha Phum. It was long trip and we arrived pretty tired and looked around for a hotel. We did not know it was a long 3 day weekend, and everywhere was packed with Thai tourists. It took us lots of walking around town asking several hotels finally to get 2 rooms at a hotel that has no English sign. We were lucky some guys checked out after short time with some gals. The room was basic and has no hot water. 450 bahts.

After wash up about 9 PM, we walked around the market areas. The town only has one major street and we found several karaoke like establishments.
We went in and looked around all the places. One place had a few potentials so we stick around for some beer. I picked a somewhat cute and very white skin girl and later found out she is not really Thai. The mamasan said she is from nearby border of Myanmar and only 18 very fresh and she said the girl only recently open up. I decided to off with her. Mamasan demanded 2000 for this fresh one. I did not bargain because she look really fresh. So we went and my friend took another girl which do not appeal to me at all.

The sex was like a lesson to her. She has absolutely no idea what to do. And was dry like Sahara. Had to use lots of saliva and still could not get in. Finally
I got in and she said she hurt so much, so I basically lost interest. Gave her a small tip for being so fresh. The body was good. If she has been working for another 2 months I think she will be a good fun screw.


Next day boarded another bus head for the frontier territory of Sangklaburi. The road there was so mountaneous. We both felt a bit dizzy after the ride of 75 kilo of moutain swerves. We arrived and head for the lake and the Mon bridge where most tourists stay and again all the rooms were full for the long weekend. So we were told to go to town market areas for another hotel. We checked in hotel called Pornpalin in the market area. Stayed in for rest till 8 PM and went out for a meal at the market area.


We walked around and could not find any neon signs so we asked a motorbike boy if there is anything exciting going on. He said he can take us to see lady houses. So we went with him. Two big guys sitting on the same motorbike was pretty squeazy. He took us to a lady house. It was like a ordinary house with about 8 ladies in there. We did not like what we saw and the bike boy told us one more place and we went again. It was pretty far out of the market area into total darkness. There were about 7-8 ladies. And 2-3 of them were ok and young. Again I can tell they were from Myanmar. The mamasan said they have room upstiairs but we can take home too. So we choose to take home. 1500 each. She said till tommorrow ok.


So we took the same bike boy home and the girls ride their own wheel. Went up to the room started action. The girl understand my broken Thai. When I try to insert, I felt my stomach was weird so I went to the toilet first. This is the begging of my ordeal. I can feel a massive diarrea is coming. I must have stayed in toilet for about 30 min. She knocked on my door and said " bpen arai" (what happened). I told her I had a bad stomach. Then matter got worse. When I finished my dumping, there is no running water to flush. It was pretty nasty stuff. I told girl to go to front desk and tell them why no water. She came back and said the water tank is broken and no water and they will fix it. I wiped my ass and went out but after 3 min had to dump again. I then know I have a stomack infection from the food from the market. I had to in and out the toilet every 3 min and without water to flush it. The gal really had good personality. She knew my condition is getting bad and she wanted to bring me to public hospital which is in front of the hotel.

I really try hard to close my anus really tight so no water will leak and made to the hospital with her by walking. There were a few docters at the emergency. A lady docter attented me and she was very nice prescribed me tough medicine to stop diarrea also some other medicine to comfort the stomach and sport drinks. I took the medicine and came back to my room. The running water came and I finally can flush down the waste. My condition improved and went to toilet only 2 times during the whole night. The lady stayed with me and took care of me. Make sport drinks for me to supply fluid and salt for my body.

The next morning, she ordered rice porridge for me. I was feeling pretty weak from losing all the body fluids and do not take any food for a long time. I told my friend to go sightseeing with his gal and I will rest in hotel more. My diarrea finally stopped but still feel pretty weak. I told her to go home ok, but she said she can stay with me no problem. We decided to stay one more night to rest up before head back to BKK. The evening she did not go to work and stayed with me and took me on her motorbike to see the Lake. It was nice scenery but too many tourist for the long weekend. I finally recovered the energy enough to pound her at least one time before I go home. The sex was really good maybe because after 2 days taking care of me I developed some emotional bonding to her.

I and my friend left for BKK the next day. I gave her a big tip out of my heart. She deserves it. She is not super beauty but her personality definitely surpass any beauty. Sangklaburi is really a long way from BKK and is so hard to reach. I probably will never make this trip again and probabaly will never see her again. But this memory will probably stands out of any hunting trips in my life.

Not much info on Hue Hin so here you go.
Hue Hin is an easy place to pick up freelance. I had a LTR with a girl from this area (ex FL) and she seems to think 90% of the girls working in the bars are for sale, or for free.

The tourist area of Hue Hin is so small that you`ll have no problems finding the 2 small lanes where the 10 or so bars are situated, and where you`ll also find a mid ranged hotel, where getting your girl in is no probs.

At the end of the lane (on the coast) is a Hotel, there is a disco here most nights and the place is FULL of freelance. Some of them are lookers too.
There is also a bar at the other end of the bar road (sorry I forget names) which only has girls in it. As you walk past, they try to get you inside to buy drinks for them, save your money and don't go in. Its not a beer bar.
When mentioned I wanted some action to one of the girls I got a horrified look.

It was 11 month since I was there, so report any changes to this.

P.S Oily HJ are a must-do at the MP. Cows

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this, gentlemen, is the new sexual mxxxa. it may not have beaches, lager louts, speedos and tattooed thugs but it has a taste of the real thailand: pagodas, papayas and pam pams. i will be getting my ass rimmed there in late november if anyone cares to watch. i will also get the ladies to do a 3 sum or more with each other for you benefit. that should set me back about 600 baht but, hey, that is why they exist. the lady in charge is an old hag. i would sure like to fuck her just so i can get bragging rights. when you wish upon a star...............

keep up the good work rca knight. well done for doing the star trek for the weaklings. your insights are always highly valued.

Domino - "Site has exceeded it's bandwidth allowance" - care to share what the location (somewhere in Thailand??) is?

Jeez,

It seems I can FINALLY post again!
So here are some major asssets of that place: 200 baht a piece threesum ladies without ANY fukken bullshit.

No dumbfuck Marc who wtches his watch, no so called lesbian show. If you ask them to kiss, they kiss. Please tip generously; B40 per piece of ass will give you more and bigger smiles than BKK gives you in a fortnight!

There are some eight to ten ladies available most of the day, so you do the math on the number of combos possible.

Dinghy, dammit, Domino and his previous incarnations as well as myself have posted on this wonderful spot for years!

Y'all,

Here's some more of Piloks asssets.
Now get on that B56 train and go there!

Great reports and great photos: I think what makes the photos is that the babes are both Sumosized. I will bonk these bare bottomed babes before long. I think the geocities page is in for a lot of hits. The only problem with Pilok Fuck Central is the noisy traffic (and the rat in the toilet). I think flying up there makes sense: it costs a mere Bkk bonk to do so. I also wish there was more upscale shopping outside of Bkk: a Panthip Plaza in the sticks would also help.

Domino,

Great title, what?
I love the rat but saw it only once when it was nibbling on a dead cockroach. Perhaps the poison that did the roach in passed the rat on to its next life aswell...
This Fucker is quite happy with Fuck Central Pilok: He brings EARPLUGS and hears no noise!

Could anyone update me on the scene in Udon Thani, and the friendly hotels please ?
Thanks.

Niiiiiiice ass shots Freeler! You are doing the damn thing! :D

Thanks, this is what I was afraid of. But how do you explain that all the guide speak about Udon Thani as THE entertainment centre of Isaan since the Vietnam War, with plenty of bars ?

Meatman,

Shoot me a pm with email addy if you want more phots.

Jesus H Christ!

Talk about something that might give a man suicidal tendancies. I'll stick to the 1000 Baht single fine ass in BKK. To each his own I guess.

I admit that I'd let those 200 Baht babes suck my cock, but shit! I'll be damned if I'm going to stick my dick anywhere near those caverns.

lol...

Chock Dee Tuk Wahn

Erik - simple, they closed the US air base years ago. The girls went to Pattaya

Great photos!

Kind of freaky, but a turn-on nonetheless.

Thanks. What about Khon Khaen. Any interesting scene out there ? Besides, is it a pleasant city to stay for a while ?

Erik,

I always liked Khon Kaen, but there isn't really 'a scene' apart from the usual karaokes. Most places are East and South-East of the aircon bus terminal.
Sometimes girls hang out outside hotels, but not always - or even often:(.
Hotels are on the road that runs South-North just West of the aircon bus terminal.
Nice thing about KK for the first time visitor: There are signs pointing to such places as the bus terminals and railwaystation. The daymarket is one of the best in the Kingdom. Restaurants next to Roma Hotel serve great Laat-na and Phet Yaang.

Thanks.
Do you know what is the current price in Khon Khaen in the KTV ? Are there any Soapies ? I understand KK is a university center, what about the opportunities there ? Do you know any conmortable, cheap and girl friendly hotel ?

Erik,

I always like Roma hotel. Rooms start at B200 for basic fan. Add B30 per item: second bed, TV. I believe air starts at B300. They are popular, arrive early or phone ahead.
You could also try 'the villa', perhaps 50 yards North of the airterminal. Three years ago, I had a large, clean aircon room there for just B200.
I did not run in to roaming Uni girls yet...
There are big hotels in KK; there must be soapies - You may recall that I am not a big fan of soapies.
The KTV can be confusing: Some KTV's do and some simply do not allow girls to go outside and prices can be high for this type of entertainment in Isaan. The biggest KTV I guess is just SE of the old daymarket. I posted a map on the old forum, but the link is broken:(.
Of course, trishaw riders are always willing to bring you places, but their basic line is: Lady, 500 baht!

Okay, so not much of scene for mongers in Khon Kaen, but should you find yourself there I highly recommend hunting at the discos, especially those at the Novotel and Charoen Thani hotels.

Plenty of get-able girls at those places; freelancers, opportunist-freelancers, and just girls wanting to have fun.

For students and other younger-chicks check out the Times Square bars.

Every hotel I have ever stayed at in Khon Kaen has been guest-friendly.

Speaking good Thai or Issan is extremely useful in Khon Kaen.

Philok’s skanks sure like my toys: these include a rubber ball which I use to play Fetch with them and a toy doggie bone which I also get them to fetch like little terriers (give the dog a bone as dogs like being boned). It was fun watching these terriers scurry up and down the hall, their big asses sagging to and fro, as they barked, begged and fetched for Master. I also fucked them, doggie style of course. I got them to eat out each other, rim each other and, get this: I got the dwarf to fuck the motorbike driver who took me from the airport (200 baht including the taxi fare). I made him wear his helmet – the head one. He declined a condom and thought the Skinless One (Okamoto rubber that is) was a big joke. Thais are a fun lot. And so, I guess, are their diseases.

But I treated my hired 3 holing skanks with all the respect they deserve. I even bought flowers for them (which I placed, with all due decorum, up their pussies and up their asses so I could photo them). In deference to Terry Troll’s “extensive” if unreported experience, I did not call these roses skanks, sloats, whares or anything of the sort. No. I used nice words like: Labrador, terrier, bulldog, geometry, Plato, Aristotle, calculus. For I too am an altruist, bringing kind words, flowers and money to Thailand’s poor so they can buy their babies milk, yabba and whisky; far be it from me to call a skank a skank. The stray dogs on the street are “nice” if anyone wants to “adopt” one. Me, I’m just a plain vanilla pervert. So I only do 2 legged dogs. Tomorrow, I might see if one of the skanks will fuck a stray 4 legged dog for 200 bt but you gotta tune in again for that. Terry Troll will, of course, as he has nothing else to do except his “business” which brings him to exotic places like Heathrow airport.

And, yes, Freeler, I finally fucked the flat chested 70 something hag in chief. As I am a charmer, I found the way to her heart: 1,300 baht but now I get to wear the t shirt. Lots of lube is recommended, she is not. I have fucked worse. And so, no doubt, has she.

Having a mini army of skanks in the room with me begged the question: why does Terry Troll pay Eden’s skanks to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] over him? The stench alone…..God, guess how many gallons of frothing yellow swill these jumbos could produce? Talk about whatever floats your boat:(

Although most skanks are 200 bt or so a squirt, I throw money around here; literally: down the hall and watch them scurry after it. Ten of them for the price of one Sukumvit clapped out skank-tramp. Philok’s skanks are good and upright: what with all those mouths and lazy brothers/pimps they have to feed. The room is 150 baht. The rat is fine and, as always, be sure to hide your good towel.

[b]Skank facts [/b]: Hotels by railway station, prices expensive but bearable (150-300 baht), all are 3 holers, most have 2 tits and a nose, looks (best not to ask), photos yes, photogenic no, diseases (this is Thailand and these are skanks), other amenities are all on hand. Some good nearby tourist sites (ask The Traveller or Skinless for photos of the famous temple; Skinless has grown up women in his). This is a good location, near Sukhothai and other famous ancient sites and on the main Bkk-C Mai train/bus run and is good for branching west towards the Myanmar border as well. Once you go north, TAT tells us that all LOS has is temples and skanks. Depending on your arrival time, it might make sense to fly out of BKK immediately. The flight to here is only about 1,000 baht.

[b]Belguel [/b]: For those of you who remember his Moroccan photos, many of mine are similar: stuffed, bound and caged skank for you to drool over. Belguel, you may remember, pissed into their mouths, to general acclaim here but not El Domino (!) of the golden mickey mike. But what I did was pretty sick all the same. The photos of them wrapped in yellow and green cling wrap with plastic dildos protruding out of their hairy orifices will not be to everyone’s taste (lovers of surreal art aside). Something like those movies we have all seen of Thai skanks (lovely Isaan roses, if you prefer) being humped by chickens, horses, pigs, goats and well hung donkeys. Not high end, shall we say. There was also a good photo on one of the African boards: some dude had about twenty sultry skanks on one bed staring out at us like extras in Night of the Zombie Dick Eaters. Although Belguel and “Africa” have the eye, I just have the raw material: a hotel full of delectable Thai skanks, that I call my isosceles triangles.

Isaan
To recover after Cambodia, I decided to see some quiet Thai countryside and meet some nice people. After visiting Isaan one develops a quite different opinion about Thais. There are actually Thai people who are genuinely friendly and not just for the cash like in Phuket or Pattaya. It never seemed possible for me to make friends with a Thai in Pattaya but it may be just possible in Isaan. What a discovery!

The other discovery is that the meat that we farangs are fed in Phuket and Pattaya is all crap compared to the beauties of regular chicks everywhere in the country but especially in Udon Thani. I have never seen so many totally beautiful women as in that town. Of course they are not easily available for farang. Saw farangs but always with the uglies.

In the two weeks didn't get laid. And it was so good. But could have if I wanted to. Here is the story:

Started in Khorat.
Yes, there is some park with ugly women. Passed on that one. Had a look at the massage parlours instead. Ginza was nearest to my hotel. Usual fishbowl setup. I am the only farang in sight. Order a cola. Papasan comes over. He is very friendly, even overly so. Speaks good English.

We chat a bit, "where are you from, etc". Informs me of the prices. 1200 B in the fishbowl and the higher quality girls outside, the part-timers are 2000 B for 90 minutes, all incl. The ones in the fishbowl were okay but nothing special. However some of the part-timers were very-very good. In fact there was one girl there so beautiful that it totally amazed me.

Perfect magazine-cover stock. 2000B is a lot of cash but I figured that even just to hold her tits would be worth it. She was like that amazing. I asked papasan if the girls liked farang. He said:"No problem, sure!"

So I pointed out the magazine-girl to him. He walked over to talk with her. I could see that the girl indicated she was not interested. Papa came back and said that the girl had pain in her tummy and cannot take a big dick. So my dreams of fucking a fotomodel in Khorat got shattered.

Could have done some other girl but they didn't excite me that much. After all I was very well fed in Cambodia. Had a look at some Karaoke bars and called it a day. I was the only farang everywhere. Managers usually seemed welcoming and spoke good English but the meat not so much.

There are soapies in Khon Khaen, Udon Thani and Ubon too. Prices pretty similar, I guess. Didn't have a look at those .

In Khorat while buying some food, got into talking with a local little girl she seemed quite interested but language problems prevented further developments of course. In another instance in the hotel in Ubon, opposite my room was staying a girl who always gave me that talk to me/ fuck me look everytime I passed by. She was literally staring. Not too bad looking but I am very vary of 'regular women'. They are always trouble. I like pro hookers.

In Roi Et the jeweller introduced me to her girls who worked there. He said they were looking for boyfriends. Just giggle-giggle but left it at that. Who has money for them? By the way, there are girls everywhere who want to practise their English and meet foreigners.

Also in Roi Et while sitting by that big lake and reading some book I noticed a very cute looking little girl. She was feeding the fish. There are tons of it in that water. She was very petite and looked very young from the distance, like 16-17. I couldn't see her face.

Anyway, I kept reading and the next thing I know she is standing there and asking "what are you reading?" Totally surprised me. In fact she was cute but older than I first thought, and rather 25 or 26. Very petite and pretty. We got into some talking. She was also just a visitor from another town, holidaying with her friends. Then we went shopping together which just turned out to be window-shopping as the shops were about to close. She asked if I was travelling alone and I lied, saying my GF was staying in the hotel. One can never be careful enough with them meat in any country. Anyway, she gave me her cellphone number, without me asking. But I enjoyed having no meat around for a while and of course didn't call her.

By the way the taxi drivers in Udon and other large towns usually speak some English and they promised me meat. But I wasn't really hungry.

Apart from all these, I had the most excellent, relaxing time in Isaan. Highly recommended.

Terry

don't reply to Mr. D.'s insults, he isn't worth it.
I won't do either.

Shit Domino, you have become so fucking predictable and boring. Almost time to adopt a new persona, and start giving us all the shits as someone else.

jack

Traveler

I really don't mind his insults when his posts are as funny as the last one. It's when he takes himself seriously that I start to worry.

Anyone have any experience of pissing at the Eden Club? Waffler has got my curiosity up. What does it taste like? Please don't reply '[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]'.

Domino

Terriers don't play 'fetch'. They are bred and trained to hunt and kill rats and suchlike.

You are a fucking lunatic... I like your last report as it includes facts and your twisted way of seeing things ....:D.... And funny.

Keep up the good work and stay sane. Any pictures to scare us?

juice

:( Terry the Terrier died late last night. :(

I bought a dog, an ugly mongrel terrier from some motorbike taxi dudes hanging around the brothel on the next road moving away from Phitsanalok train station. The glue sniffing type skanks (isosceles triangles = Its) there lack self esteem, I feel. This is fine if you are a Looking 4 Lefty who just wants to cornhole them, or a 3Fer who likes skank fests with the grotesque and deformed. I got one babe with a withered right arm; her teeth, what remained of them, needed lots of work but my 200 baht should go a long way to fixing either of them.

But I’m kinda broke now. This is because the mutt, Terry the Terrier as I fondly called it, cost me 170 baht, the price of an iced coffee and a hand job. I brought Terry back to HQ and all the Its made a meal of it, saying profane things to it in Thai. I joked along with them and signaled that we should put a condom on Terry. They laughed at this, like they do at all safe sex allusions. Dogs don’t seem to like condoms – which was fine by the dogs on duty. I got the Its to work up Terry by stroking its shriveled little dick and massaging its tiny red marbles (they do testicle massage too here in Philok). Then one of the Its made Terry really hard and started to gobble him, at which point the other Its cracked up laughing and I got out the video camera. Terry seemed happy enough even if his little brain was confused.

It was funny watching the dog begin mounting the skank with all the stoic seriousness that our own trolls might use when they are trying to be self important. Terry seemed to frown – especially when entry was denied. Then he went nuts, kinda like our own Terry Troll does every two or so posts. Then this little fucker started barking at me and me alone like one of our own sick, sad and demented little spam puppies. That’s when I calmed him down, whispered reassuringly to him, petted him on the head, picked him up by the hind legs and fucked him out the window. There was a dull thud down below. Then………..nothing.

Encore! Encore!

That was a brilliant write-up. It had me laughing at a time when I needed a good laugh. Namely, my first day back in America.

I'm in Sticksville, OK at the moment. It's funny to look around at the truck stops. We have our own version of ITS here as well. I'm not so sure they will have sex with a dog yet, but give them some time. The dollar might fall far enough for that to happen. :)

Thanks for the laugh,
poster...

Traveler

Talking of the Waffler, he's just made his first ever post in the Philippines section. What does he do in this first ever post? Of course, He tries (totally gratuitously) to kick up a 'kiddy fucker' argument!!! Poor Philippines section.

NURSE! The patient has escaped!

Terry

this discussion is going on for too long. There is no progress and there won't be any in the future. I currently try to calm it down, since either side can't "win" a discussion like that, whatever "win" means on the net.

Sure, sometimes I like to make fun out of him and show his insanity. I could easily respond to him too (itchy fingers of course) but what for ?
It's solely between him and me and nobody else is interested in it. Therefore I let him have the last word and kindly ask you to lay it to rest too.

The forum is cluttered with personal attacks, flaming and insults between different people. Let's get it back on track and remember the purpose of the forum, which wasn't a platform for personal warfare. Let's also honor Jackson's efforts for us.

I believe that Domino is a bright guy but emotionally instable. So prove that you are the better man and ignore his insults in the future. Don't worry, the vast majority of the members do not like this "punching each other" and the one who will go on will look even more foolish.

Maybe one day he will able to control his emotions and his character will match his mental abilities. Even though that might be a long way or never be the case we should give him and the forum a chance. Never give up hope.

On to Sukhotai where I hired a bike and had a fine time, riding round, bare from the waist up, listening to Steppenwolf’s Born 2b Wild and allowing the Lonely Planet types to admire my physique that Zeus himself would envy. The best thing about the ruins is you can ride all round them and get plenty of fresh air and sun. But, after a long day of Sukhothai riding, Master felt he needed some Philok riding. Last time he stayed in Sukhothai but he feels that is for LP types and those striking west; brothel dogs are more Master’s thing. The ability to clock up the miles and the sun (don’t forget your sun block boys) appealed to him more than the ruins which wear thin on repeat visits. Bring plenty of water as that sun is ruthless; I got through almost 4 liters.

Master got back before the day crew knocked off. Although Terry the Terrier smiled up at me from their dinner plates; as he had already eaten, Master declined their kind offer to dine with them. Domino wired up his lap top and put on some sounds. He then paid his well fed bears to dance, mostly salsa and meringue, though The Good Hearted Woman, of all abominations, was also popular. No Dixie Chicks though as I don’t know where the Philok Chicks stand on Dubya and the Iraqi war. The Babes also did some Thai dancing for Master; am I the only one here who marvels at how they can bend their fingers? One of the quirky tests I do with all my Thai fillies is to get them to contort: gentlemen, all Thais have great skills there, are they multi jointed? The dwarf was, as ever, great but the gone to seed chef ( aka “I am the Walrus”) needed some prodding so Domino obliged. Master pointed at his dick and said “You either dance or you fuck. Which is it to be?” Well, as she is not the sporty type, Chef chose the fuck. But I was not into it.

I got Chef to shave my balls and the hairs coming out of my ass (200 bt well spent, oral cleaning thrown in). She did a fine job and now my butt is just like Terry’s face: nice and clean but dirty inside. I am particularly pleased that all the “jungle hairs” are gone. The dwarf later ate me out. Gentlemen, we should always feed the poor. Especially on Thanksgiving Day;)

Dom i no,

"He then paid his well fed bears to dance, mostly salsa and meringue..."

Some very funny stuff, brilliant hallucination of Issan. I'm glad I'm not there with you. :D

Everybody needs medication. But not everybody takes it. In some cases that's good.

juice

we’ve had a few showers here early morning. rain showers terry:( with some time to go before leaving philok, i read over [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103][CodeWord103][/url] terry’s earlier april posts. seems, before embarking on earlier flame wars with the traveller against bill etc, he was in bkk in april where he bought over priced tours at the airport (ha ha) and paid some tramp a whopping 3,000 baht to plop the goodies on him. his only “reports” outside of the thailand section are a few inane letters to the editor types complaining like some pissued upon old woman about something or other. no informative posts of his "extensive" experience outside the thai section and none inside of his newbie experience either.

seems i can’t avail of his extensive mongering experience. me: i am going to phrae, then to nan and thence to c rai, c mai etc. have to check out those 85% hiv rates. hopefully i will make it to the myanmar border and do some hairless pussy (of legal age traveller)
traveller: another little present for you:
[url]http://www.fco.gov.uk/servlet/front?pagename=openmarket/xcelerate/showpage&c=page&cid=1100182470588[/url]
you are in deep shit. how terry must envy you;) looking forward to reading your newest explanation for fucking **** girls.
[quote=domino from living in thailand section]trolltraveller [b][red] bottom line: you have broken thailand's child prostitution laws in a big way. your lies, backtracks and silly slanders cannot change that. [/b] [/red] [b] [red]you said you checked the id afterwards, not before. guess you need to backpedal once again on your lies here. you are guilty as charged.[/b] [/red][/quote]
greetings eveyone else from heaven. yes, we did enjoy thanksgiving day. a few of the motorbike taxi dudes called around for a bonk fest. one had a guitar. i did mostly bob dylan (lay lady lay) though my bob marleys ( no money no honey, one love, one heart) both went down well and the ladies joined in, as best they could, on the chorus. finally i did a great eric clapton (wonderful tonight). then i did a great dwarf.

she is simply the best, better than all the rest, better than anyone, anyone i ever met and the love and gratitude with which she enveloped my dick caused any ideas of dwarf throwing competitions and the like to flee from me. any of you guys needing to adopt a thai skunk should give her proper consideration. perhaps i can procure her for a good owner;)

all good things must end. i feel philok needs a break. i have my train ticket booked: north towards the golden triangle, via c mai:( but with lots of raunchy detours:). like all of you, i have really enjoyed alexander the great’s informative posts on the pattaya and bkk boards. great to know there is now another fine poster showing how it is done. yes vrginai, there is a santa claus. please try to learn from him.

god bless you all. rest assured you are all in our prayers. please, please stay out of the sun.

Boom,

I'm in Udon right now. What a complete waste of time and money. Since I can't change my flightdate without paying a hefty fine I'll have to stick it out. There's not much to do here. A few farang bars near the bus station/ Robinson Dept Store. I haven't visited discos and it seems that the action is mostly restricted to karaokes.
However, if you still feel that you should still visit this hole I'll give you a few details.
As far as hotel are concerned, don't go to the Charoense Palace Hotel where I am. I found out last nigt that the Karin Hotel, 37 Watthananuwong Rd, tel. 042-320515, fax 320523 offers a much better deal. There are a few bars in Panprao Rd near the Charoense Palace, catering mostly to locals. Took a skank from there last night for 400 baht(barfine included). She made such an effort to please me that I tipped her 100 baht.

A little further up the same road there's a restaurant where they serve quite good food at a low price.

Domino

it's in vain, I won't keep this debate going on any further.
You might keep insulting me, I don't care, all you do is looking foolish and ugly.
It's like spitting vertical in the air. If your spittle is coming down, it will hit you in the face, nobody else

Good: I am glad you are going to stop. I hope you get the Golden Boy to stop too. I hope people will respect Thai law in the future and realise the risks they run. I laos hope you will reflect deeply on your past actions.

Phrae going well. My ass continues to get rimmed. Nice chats about wais etc by Posterlion and Philo. Very edifying.

Domino (pizzas on the move)

Domino

being a polite person I respond to "wais" and greetings of any kind.
So I say bye bye to you as well and hope you will stop too.

You have done enough damage to the forum and turned a good intention into a bad story. If you should decide to go on, remember that nobody is interested in what you say and therefore you would only talk to yourself.

Phi: Am reading Da Vinci Code. Such a crock of shit. Who reads that stuff;)
Pie: Lots of pussy here, I did the caged ladies but am concentrating on the Italian sweeties. I have gorged too much on Thais. Time to share the love.

Pai: Is a few hours from C Mai. Lots of planes to Pai, C Mai and Mae Hung Song (that I should have skipped). Besides tasting the caged hookers - I wonder, thinking of showing respect to these ladies, who besides Meatman is observing the African photos - these Lonely Planet types are the way to go. And who better to help them discover themselves than Leonard de Domino. Really shooting fish in a barrel. The best way to do these places is by motorbike. I have teamed up with a sweet Italian lady (dulce et decorum) and we are having fun visiting tribes and doing horizontal religous rites. Oh: Internet here is expensive (40 bt gb), as are iced coffees etc. It is a little Kao San Road all on its own.

Lod Cave: Freeler I presume you have visited this. We biked out from Pai, I paid 100 bt each, and 400 for a return row. The caves, canyons, hot springs etc are nice and the tour guide is funny, in a nice way. (poor English, great effort). The cave and the pretty backpackers are worth seeing. So are Pai's brothel cages.

Basic: Pick your NW town and travel from there,

It is nice to see you in a romantic mood and sightseeing the country side. What a great opportunity to learn Italian. I'm sure you will charm your Italian sweety with your presence. Maybe even get some.

juice

Nice reporting Domino. One day I'll take a trip to the OTHERLANDS. I'll wait until I get bored with Bangkok most likely. I'm not sure why that is but it's probably because I'm kinda lazy. Hell... I've not even gone to Pattaya yet. lol :)

poster

This Italian lady is sweet: educated, well read, likes opera (don't we all), cultivated, educated, sophisticated. Perfect. Body that is.

I am surprised, when looking at nampa on the Japan board, no one has ever gone after the Lonely Planet honies. They are here discovering themselves (with some help) etc. etc. I told her I need time alone today. (I wil give her a poem tonight: women like all that shit; I might even read her palam which is always a great leg opener)

I did Denis Hopper again today (Zen and the Art of ...). I spent it visiting tribal hangouts. The first place was the most bizarre: drove in past a military checkpont to see a waterfall. Meet two farang and a Thai on 3 bikes, selling ganja hidden in the trees. Into the village where about 20 hill tribe babes spent their time trying to sell me ganja and heroin. Domino went on to the waterfall: helped two Singapore chicks, perved at a French beauty, returned to the village and parked the bike. The place was a pig sty. Literally: pigs everwhere. and garbage. And women trying to sell ganja (if you don't want ganja, they presume you want heroin: probably mean opium). If you want neither, they want you gone.

Domino took in the guys (lean, machettes and at least two hunting rifles, common enough). He gets off the bike and gives the signal: no firewater or peace pipe, a squaw will do. The squaws are assembled. So too are the pigs (you get to fuck a pig in Thai jails so let's not knock it, even though I was saving that line for..). Anyway guys: if you come to this village for a fuck, FUCK THE PIG. If that village is not HIV rife, my name is not John T Skinless (oops). This also explains the attraction of this town to the LP brigade and the undertones of caged brothels etc.

I left that place and ended up back on the Mae Hung Song road,. I went up a fucking mountain through another military check point, following a motorbike taxi to the middle of nowhere. I gave up on that after falling off the bike three times (I could not even do it in first gear).

Back on the Mae Hung Song road. Hit the Lisu and Hmongs selling bags etc. The Hmong do nice sweet potatoes and corn on the cob. Drank some coffee and chatted up a Lisu who spoke some English. She has 2 babies and has been married twice (once in Philok). (She knew exactly which tribe was selling the ganja). I asked her why the plice check point where she is. Hijackers about 20 years ago. Cops: the cops/armies carry automatic assault rifles along the Mynamar border. Cool guys, lots of checkpoints with faces you don't give shit to. She told me some of her villagers were married to farang: Dane, German and a few others. We got on well. I drove her back at 3 pm to the village (Lisu on the main Mae H Song road). All the women were signalling that I was right for a ride. (two joining fingers is how they do it). They wear a lot of clothing and it hard getting through it. I gave her 200 baht for a feel and for her baby. Shit, if I am hanging out with the LP crowd, may as well act the part. I would not advise fucking the tribal ladies.

They seem to be two sorts: the first village where they are dregs in looks and hygiene and the clean, strong type where you wil need the right setting, like staying near them.

Getting to these places is not a problem with planes. It is good to see a different Thailand and a different type of tourist.

Posterlion: I do remember thwt earlier "spat". warning you IN CAPITALS and you replying in kind. You got a lot out of Bkk. Places like Chiang Mai and Pai probably attract, proportionately, a higher percentage of Posterlions.

This town, however, is, on the surface, given over totally to the backpacker crowd. Interestingly, driving up those back roads (10 miles in one case), there are a few big houses and little resorts literally in the middle of nowhere. The Thai entrepreneurs here in Pai are the ganja loving sort too. The Lisu lady told me all that ended about 20 years ago. The same year Pattaya stopped being a sex tourist destination;)

Ever listen to Jussi Bjorling ? Great stuff.

FD

FD:
Can't say I have. Last night:(: I met the Loveely Rosa de Roma. Laid it on thick, the palm read was a great success, as was the bs over pasta and coffee. We got back to my place around midnight, settled in, groped, finding ourselves. Then the Aussies attacked. Three fat witches, making their beds, talking in their nasal accents. And.......vomiting. Vomiting non stop into three buckets. Have you ever tried fucking a lovely Italian lady while three fat Ocker oafs puked their guts up in the adjoining rooms. Romantic it is not. I wanted to punch thier lights out. But bashing Babes does not impress quality:(: I walked her back to her place and went hope to sleep alone wishing I had a plug for my nose.

I drove back out to the Lisu lady today but they are not my type. The cleaner ones are pretty, in he way that Native Americans a little too fond of Big Macs could be labelled pretty. They call these roads the roads of 1,000 hairpin bends. Good ganja gowing countrt.

More competition: Thai guys are fucking the Lonely Planet babes. I am sure they have all the tarot etc tricks too. Good luck to them.

Pai, Mae Hung Song verdict: The backpackers are worth exploring if you are into that. I imagine some guys are scoring with the tribal women (those hanging out in Pai speak good pidgin English, are ok pretty, but are probably sharp enough as lots of guys with their first beard growth will be trying their luck with them).
Serious mongering destination? No but that is is charm, I guess. The young European ladies are very nice. The Ocker women out of university: you can keep them and their puke. Soon be time for fresher pastures.

Thanks for thinking of me Mr. D. :)

I'm not sure what to make of your meaning but it's no big deal, glad to see you are having fun up there. I'm still in Okieville.

I was reading one of your posts in the Cambo section where you mentioned that I was stealing ideas. I guess you where refering to the fat chicks, but I'm not sure.

One thing though, if it's a good idea than it is going to be stolen. If I stole one of your ideas then take it as the compliment that it most surely is.

take 'em sleazy and keep sending the intel,
poster...

Posterlion Bertold Brecht did not recognize the concept of private property in ideas so why should I? All Western literature is only a rehash of a few fables, in any event. I am sure the fat lady remark was supposed to be a quip. Anyway, I am far from flat ladies and literature now.

I am in Chiang Mai with my piece of Italian perfection. I have now learned something: Italian is not only the best language to sing in; it is the best language for wmen to come in. Up till now, my favorites had been French and Spanish. Now, the longtrek home into the Mother womb begins.

some skank facts: Bus from Pai to Mai: gotta make sure you get a seat as lots of back packers. The road is shaped like a roller coaser so maybe travel on an empty stomach. The man action in Pai is undoubtedly the backpacking condom packing Euros, Aussies and Americans. Soem nice ones to be had and the Thai guys are getting plenty of action.

[QUOTE=Domino] I have now learned something: Italian is not only the best language to sing in; it is the best language for wmen to come in. Up till now, my favorites had been French and Spanish. [/QUOTE]

That is a good point: Italian is my second favourite native language for girls, the first is Brazilian Portuguese. They are musical and sexy languages, ideal for a female voice while she talks BS before you profane her sacred holes.

Dear Domino and Gladiator,

I am reading every day every new posts here about Thailand cause after been 2x in Russina, Brazil and many times in Czech and Slovak Republic, I am looking forward to go to magic Thai. I am Italian so what do you exactly mean as favourite language for women? I prefer spanish or even Russian language I like, Italian, probably cause it is mine language, but I don't like so much, specially when woman speaks Italian...it most of time means. NO GFE! Lol but TRUE!

Regards

Lukasek, it’s about the musicality of Italian pronunciation, which makes it sound feminine and passionate.

Dear Gladiator,

It SOUNDS passionate, but they seldom are. Or better from my experience italians girls are nothing special and judging by the amount of italians I found everytime I go out of Italy, this is not only my point of view about our women, however Thanks!

Cheers

Gentlemen,

I will be working in Ubon Ratchathani in the new year. I notice there is nothing in the forum at all about action in that part of Thailand. It seems that nothing much happens in eastern Thailand. However, I refuse to believe that the locals there are all monogamous. Surely, there must be parlours, fish bowls, go-go bars, soapies .... something in Ubon Ratchathani.

Does anyone know what the scene is like there?

If not, can anyone point me in the right direction for a parlour or soapie?

Can anyone give me a contact number?

Finally, if all else fails ... can someone tell me how to ask the tuk-tuk driver to take me to the right place?

If I discover anything, I will post it here for sure.

Regards

Virgil

Virgil,

I went to Ubon 2 times before. It is not very active in monger scene. There are karaokes where you can take out ladies. The hotel bell boy introduced me 2 places. One is near the corner of Krung Thong Hotel. And I also went to another one near Regent Palace Hotel. I do not remember the both names because only Thai signs. The level of girls was not so good. Korat, Khon Khen, Udon are all better in choice. And the mama quote me a off-fee of 700 at the first place and 650 at second place and then you have to pay tip to lady yourself, mama said about 1500. So I only had some beer and left. Did not have a good selection.

There is a big disco at Nevada Grand Hotel. There were amatures and also part timers. That was where I picked up my company both times. You can ask your hotel for the karaoke location. I think there are only 2-3 major ones in the city. Then you can try the disco scene at Nevada Hotel. I am mot aware of any soapie there.

Virgil,

Just curious, but was wondering what kind of job you found for yourself in Ubon? Sorry, but I don't have any current info for you on the Ubon mongering scene but I know that it is a sizable city and am sure that your pecker won't start growing any moss. I also suspect that since you'll be living there, especially if you can speak some Thai, that a bunch of freebies will become available to you.

[QUOTE=Virgil]
Can someone tell me how to ask the tuk-tuk driver to take me to the right place?
[/QUOTE]There's a million ways to ask a tuk-tuk driver for pussy, here's one-

"kuhn pah pom bai ha sao dai mai krap".

[QUOTE=Virgil]

Ubon Ratchathani- does anyone know what the scene is like there?[/QUOTE]Not a lot for Farang, but if you speak Thai it is reasonably easy to pick up chicks in public places.

There are a couple of karaokes and massage parlours tucked away, but I can't remember any directions or addresses- just ask your hotel, tuk-tuk driver or bartender.

I've stayed at the Tohsang Hotel. Nothing special, but serves its purpose, and no problems returning with a girl. If you find a better hotel please let me know.

One of the nicest hotels in Ubon(think it is called 'Patumrat') has a soapie attached to it.It is on the main road.If you walk out of the hotel and turn right there is a small market area and a little bit behind that is a small red light area with a go go and a karaoke.

Not far from Patumrat across the road ,as you walk out to the left,is another very nice and big hotel which has a disco in the basement and an entertainment area with a cinema attached to it.

Or just ask a tuk tuk to take you to the 200 baht girls.

Good luck.

Hi guys,

I can't seem to find anything about Ko Chang here. Unfortunately the search omits Ko as it's too short a word, so Chang isn't much use as lots of mongers drink that in Thailand. :)

Anyway, thinking of going there in a couple of weeks, I live in Pattaya. Is there any sort of scene there? How about non working girls, easy to pull? I'm quite young and not bad looking.

Thanks,

Konangrit

Konan

There is plenty happening on Koh Chang. The main area is at White Sands Beach, where there are a couple of bars in the middle of the township. Going south (towards Kai Bai) you can find a large beer bar complex on the left side of the road - probably about 10 bars, and more than 50 ladies.

Further south at Kai Bai there is a nice beer bar on the main street, opposite the 7/11 right as you hit the township.

Prices seem to be quite high ie think Bangkok rather than Pattaya - I was there with my girlfriend, so cannot give first hand experiences.

No idea about the freebie scene, but I imagine it would be not much diferent from the rest of Thailand.

jack

Thanks Jack.

That sounds good enough for me, I'll see what accomodation I can find at White Sands beach, any recommendations?

I be going there tomorrow. Should reach in the late afternoon, Hope I could find a nice room that cost not more then 2300B on white sand beach.

Will let you all know whats nice there soon.

Freeler, interesting editing of the pictures. Quite colorful. :)

Nice animation... keep them cumming.

juice

Juice,

They keep me cummin'...

WTF, here's another one...
BTW, Jack's a girl... And I like the way her cheeks go 'bulb':).

Freeler,

You never cease to amaze me!. Good work my man!:D

Hi Meatman,

N, mother of ho's, a B200 fuck, suck&cumcatch-package at work.
Why can't all women be like her?

Freeler, too fucking funny.

Still have no clue how u did it, but I loved it. :confused:

1ball,

I already said how I did it: I used Photoline to resize the pix, Magic-morph for the basic animation and Ulead Gif-maker to finish it.

Or were you referring to the non-sexual act of throatfucking?
Just push in and pull out (repeat until done):).

I will be in the Bangkok airport for about a ten hour layover from 9:00 PM to 6:00 AM. I know about the short time rooms for rent for four hours at a time in the airport, but how do I find a girl in the airport to share this room with?

good katoey warning on the bkk page. one thing accentuating this is the clampdown which has pushed all the trouble on the street. domino spotted a guy pull a katoey a few nights ago and lure "her" into the dark. i watched the katoey and friend approach the mug but, just like all those jesus movies, we know how it will end (more nails centurian). so i did not stay to watch the inevitable shakedown. no wonder grace gave them the heaveho. they do have a following however.

anyway, i am far from them here in mae sae. good points: the hairless burmese pussy costs 300 shorttime, 1000 long time. i took her longtime (she had a hairy pussy though) but sent her packing after 2 or so hours as the backpackers in the next rooms had rap or some such bs music going and i wanted to end the romance before she fell in love with me. mae sae has nice, cheap strawberries and some bitter sweet fruit i highly recommend: looks like a cross between a pink grape and a pink gooseberry. the strawberries were also good value. i hope to buy more tomorrow and maybe post a strawberry pasta recipe for the choirboys as i know how much they appreciate them.

internet is 25 baht an hour which i can manage.

the burmese ladies are all little porkies (a bit more height and they would do well at grace). the porker i took yapped non stop about money problems in pidgin pidgin english. she was almost as bad as the backpackers in the next rooms.

she told me, in between pidginese, that burmese don't do bj, cbj or bbbj. she was happy to do covered anal and thought it all a big joke, until the condom broke. a good massage if you are a masochistic mackerel.

airasia gave a good deal to chiang rai, 600 baht all in but the plane was only 25% full. 200 baht taxi to cr bus terminal (a monopolistic rip off) and 25 baht bus to ms which is awash with cut price burmese hairless pussy with hair.

the big sikh offspring i reported on in bkk section claimed to have a waif by a german who sends her 10,000 baht a month. she says she could not manage without donations (cash not sperm) from dudes like domino.

just thought this mae sae info might come in useful. brothels are on the right of the burmese checkpoint (massage parlors all under the same mama san), backpacker shitholes from 100 to 250 baht on the left.

[QUOTE=Ruzhyo]I be going there tomorrow. Should reach in the late afternoon, Hope I could find a nice room that cost not more then 2300B on white sand beach.

Will let you all know whats nice there soon.[/QUOTE]I stayed at Magic Resort. Nice rooms, with aircon, ventilaition fan, wall fan, TV, fridge, attached bathroom, breakfast. All for 1300B a day. Good and cheap.

I will be up in Chiang Rai in a months time and wondered if anyone from the forum had any experrience of the scene in Chiang Rai and the best places to go and score TG's. Have read the obvious guide books about Jet Yot expat area but it sounds pretty tame. Am only in the city for three days so I dont have much time to explore and draw a blank. I hear that the girls are very cute up north and your baht goes a long way. Any advise welcome guys.

Yeah, there is a pretty decent scene in CR. Nothing compared to CM but still a lot of fun.

Behind the clock-tower, near the Wiang Inn Hotel there is a small soi with a bunch of beer-bars and go-go's. Those should suffice for your three day visit- plenty of available young babes.

Plus, there are a few good discos in town where, unless you're a Jabba, you can pick up girls without too much difficulty. Just buy a bottle of Johnny and girls will magically appear by your side. Like sexy leeches.

Not a lot to do during daylight hours in the centre of town, so sleep in late, fuck, swim, or flee to the hills. Good hills.

The most centrally located hotel is the Wiang Inn hotel, but definitely go for the best available room, their standard rooms are pretty shitty. You can literally walk about two minutes from here to the beer-bars.

If you don't mind being a short distance from the action then go for The Legend or The Dusit hotels. I've never had problems bringing home guests.

C-B.

I am in this sleepy shit heap right now. Last night - and yesterday - I toured the go go area. There is a gay and straight place both called Lobo; both obviously owned by the same dudes and indicative that there is a scam on here as there are so few places and what places there are seem decidedly sleepy and empty and, as regards the meat on offer, over priced. I was offered short time for 1500 baht but just laughed. I passed these places up to about 10 pm and they were dead. There are no more than 8-10 places in all. I feel like jumping on a bus back to Mae Sai for a 300 baht bonk.


The tourist streets mentioned are a watered down version of Chiang Mai: bearded guys barely beyond their first shave, German retirees, tourist trinkets.

I tried finding a lady house but lucked out with my bicycle driver who, like his friends, was quite drunk.

When I last passed the go gos (or whatever), there were probably up to 30 women and no guys at all. I thought the women unattractive and inert. So, if that appeals to you, gp for it. Otherwise go somewhere else.

Yorkie, also there are plenty of cheap and nasty brothels tucked away. If you like it like that.

Have just read Domino's report. He is correct, in that there isn't a great scene there, and I certainly wouldn't recommend going there for the action, but if you are already going there's more than enough pussy to keep you occupied.

Domino is also correct about CR being a watered down version of CM- "bearded guys barely beyond their first shave, German retirees, and tourist trinkets".

I always have a lot of fun there, but I do visit several times a year, plus I speak Kam Muang (Northern Thai). On my last few trips I've mostly bypassed the go-go area and instead gone for girls at the disco or in the night market.

Not sure why Domino was getting charged so much for ST, generally in that bar-strip prices are 800 ST and 1000-1500 LT, not including bar-fine.

So yes, don't go there for the sex, but if you're going anyway then you need not sleep alone.

The best thing about CR is staying outside town in the hills, taking a girl with you.

I've often taken a CM girl there for a few nights of peace, nature and tranquility, and yet we've fucked like nasty pigs!

C-B.

"yorkie, also there are plenty of cheap and nasty brothels tucked away."

about two years ago the police raided those places and they are most definitely gone.
the tuk-tuk people only take you to houses where they asume some girls can be had. i gave up on mongering in chiangrai, because none of those girls could be had and others indeed, as domino posted, ask for outrageous sums of money.
'that street' offers you the chance to peek into the lives of non-working-expats in thailand - it isn't pretty:(.

Domino,

Do you mean Grace Hotel in Bangkok? I am there now, coming to Mae Sai next week, then to Tachilek and Mong La. As you all know that area is just a shadow of its past, Grace also is now. But Tachilek is improving, and Mong La was great but not cheap.

Thanks for the advise guys, as a new poster I guess I didnt expect such an informative response, thanks. I have a map and a bike from ST Autos and will report back on my return.

Yorkie out

before commenting on nan, let me say:

1 good **** post by freeler in pattaya section.
2. yes, you can bonk bareback with zero risk of hiv. read on.
3. the strip in c rai is on a privately owned road so it is probably a political deal there. the bus stration at night might be ok fro a look but not worth the hassle. there is a cheap hotel nearby.
4. nan is a long way from anywhere, including the burmese piggies of mae sai who told me going bareback in burma is fine as there is no hiv there. so now you know: the 300 baht sluts tell me what the un don't want to hear. burma is hiv free and santa, who bonks there, is hiv free too.
5. the brothels of nan and phrae have the highest hiv rate in los. where you get hiv, you get hookers, where you get brothels you get hookers and where you get hookers, you get

john skinless domino
smokin em out in the brothels of nan

This is the sleepiest Thai town I have ever been in. It is asleep by 10 pm Friday night. No taxis, motorbikes etc to be seen after that. Domino patrolled by motorbike along the river, past the big military base, past all the cheap hotels, night markets etc. Nothing. No massage parlors, no tuk tukers asking if I need anything, no one speaks English, no teenagers out having a (good) time. This place is the end of the road, no through traffic so not much p4p. The town itself is a colection of wats and concentric roads. Nothing much to see really. Just as well I am staying in a 180 baht short time hotel along the main street, which is so quiet at night it is hard to believe it is the main street of even a village.

[QUOTE=Domino]... No massage parlors, no tuk tukers asking if I need anything, no one speaks English, no teenagers out having a (good) time. This place is the end of the road, no through traffic so not much p4p. ....[/QUOTE]
Domino,

since Thailand seems to be your favoured destination, why not finally learn a couple of thai words for some basic conversation ? That will ease up traveling and no one needs to speak English.

Does anyone know of the scoop in Hua Hin?

It seems pretty tame compared to other cities.

Thanks

Yes, it is more tame.

But, you won't have to sleep alone.

Coma, Fighter,

I'm not sure that 'tame' is the right word. It's more like laid back.
Speaking of which: If you get laid back there you may find your girl runnin' off after one round.
They have a strange definition of 'long time'...

I bring my own to hua Hin.
Less bullshit = more holiday!

Fighter 654

The main action is on the beer bar-lined Soi Bintabaht opposite the entrance to the Hilton hotel. Got to say though that any beer bar that names itself 'Starfish' (2nd on the left) has a little to learn about marketing.

Many of the still-available girls gravitate to the excellent Hua Hin Brewing Company disco (on the front of the Hilton) after midnight to freelance.

Exept from the students (who are very lovely, but difficult to get), most of the farang catering girls in HH are old, fat and ugly.

HH is crowded with farangs who have married a 40+ year old former hooker.

Except from Soi Bintabat (all hotels have the 'Thaiways' map), there are a few bars in the soi leading from Poon Suk Rd to Soi 57. Also, you can find girls in some bars/restaurants around HH Bazar (100 m. from the beach - Damnern Kasem Rd).

There is only one MP in HH, it goes by the name Diamond Pub. Any taxi or MC outside the shopping mall knows the place. Price: 1500 - but you need a sweet mouth, the two girls I like will not go with me - 'mai koey bpai kap farang ma gon'.

In Soi 72 (the tourist strip where the non available student show their assets) there are two houses for Thai men. ST: 300, 500 for farang. Same story: The young girls will not go: 'farang ham jai - goh dtoa farang men'. If you want to try your luck, tell an MC at the shopping mall that you want to 'bpai tiow puying glai glai talat ponn'. MC 15 + tip 100 for introducing you.

West of the railway tracks (on the unnamed street with an elephant picture (on the map)), you will find several karaoke/restaurants for the Thais. I have taken out 'nakrongplaeng' (singers) many times: 1200+. You need a taxi from the shopping mall: 150 for 2 hours (he waits you - and take you and the girl back. OK, now high season, may be more?).

Final advice: HH is a fcucking tourist machine, totally boring...and crowded with white holiday trash.

Good luck.

(Freeler: I have found me a beauty from Phitsanulok: Will I survive there?)

Philo,

"Final advice: HH is a fucking tourist machine, totally boring...and crowded with white :red: holiday trash :red:."
You know better than that!
HH is home to visitors from Scandinavia, mainly families. People are known to get stuck there, simply because it is... pleasantly boring.

A b-e-a-u-t-y from Pilok? You must be joking:D!
That aside, I haven't seen many corpses on the streets of Pilok lately. One would assume that you at least stand a chance...

Thanks

I will try it out. These lips (both pairs) are My Dick's Green Grass of Home.

Phitsanulok, here I come ...

I'll be in Udon Thani at the end of april and stay for a few weeks. Any hotel recomendations for under 1000 baht.
I want something quite, well lit, safe in room, gf, satelite tv, and private.

Is that asking to much? I don't have to be in the center of town. I prefer the quite and privacy.

I would think a 1000 Baht would go a long way up there.

thanks

Try Udon Hotel or Karin Hotel. B 400-800. I have stayed in both of them on and off for more than a year. Never had a problem ...

For this amount there is no tourist safe in the room though - but the deposit boxes/safe in the reception gives the same result.

Please tip the girls what you save from the 1000 you can afford.

Thanks

[url]http://www.udonmap.com/udon_thani_accommodation.html[/url]

Were can I get my Hiv test in Udon Thani?

Thx

Any hospital can test you, and there are plenty of hospitals in Udon.

The Aek Hospital is small but has a good reputation, but for something as straight-forward as a blood test they should all be equally proficient.

This is not a mongering report but I want to share what I saw in Udon. I'm here visting a friend I met so I have not been out mongering.

We went to visit her family in outside of Udon (Nang Bua Lam Phu). In her little village of about 100 people there were two women with aids and there husbands and children had it also. One of them said they got it from her husband who also worked at a bar.

It was so scary to see this up close that it scared the hell out of me. It made me regret everytime I didn't use a condom.

When I was in pattaya I would ask farangs who lived there if aids is a problem and everybody said no. I wonder if it's becuase no one talks abot it when they get it.

Anyway I just wanted to share this. Its "up to you " what this all means.

I was so scared yesterday when we went to the hopital to get are blood test. We are both clean for HIV and Hep A. Hep B took to long for the results so I passed since I won't be here that long.

Good Luck All.

[QUOTE=Johnson45]When I was in Pattaya I would ask Farang who lived there if AIDS is a problem and everybody said no. I wonder if it's because no one talks about it when they get it.[/QUOTE]Thai hospitals, especially those in Pattaya, have huge numbers of registered HIV+ expats.

One of these hopsitals (Bangkok Pattaya Hopsital I think), has the highest number of registered HIV+ foreigners in all of Asia.

Plus, British hospitals (and most likey Europe, US etc) have very high numbers of out-patients who caught the virus whilst in SE Asia.

So, you are probably correct, no-one wants to talk about it. Unfortuanately many of these guys also continuing mongering as usual. I've met guys with the revenge mentality- they got it from a bar-girl so they don't feel guilty if they give it back to a bar-girl. Fucking assholes!

Plus, it is shocking how many HIV+ bar-girls still continue to work as normal across the country.

Coma Boy: If you have any hard figures/sources on this, I and others would be interested.

[QUOTE=Member #2967]Thai hospitals, especially those in Pattaya, have huge numbers of registered HIV+ expats. One of these hopsitals (Bangkok Pattaya Hopsital I think), has the highest number of registered HIV+ foreigners in all of Asia. Plus, British hospitals (and most likey Europe, US etc) have very high numbers of out-patients who caught the virus whilst in SE Asia.

So, you are probably correct, no-one wants to talk about it. Unfortuanately many of these guys also continuing mongering as usual. I've met guys with the revenge mentality- they got it from a bar-girl so they don't feel guilty if they give it back to a bar-girl. Fucking assholes!

Plus, it is shocking how many HIV+ bar-girls still continue to work as normal across the country.[/QUOTE]

Don't have any figures to hand, but I often visit hopsitals across the country (not as a patient), plus regularly socialise with Thai doctors and this is what they tell me.

Shocking stuff indeed, but not really suprising.

Am sure it is easily-Google-able common knowledge.

I'll be going here for a day to check out the "old capital". Is there any action around here? From what I was told the college girls here do not make a lot of money, so they either work the rice fields or find another alternative. Info would be great. Thanks!

In the meantime, I'll be RTFF to find out if there in any useful information regarding Ayutthaya (Hope there is!)

Ayutthaya is a nice place for a quick break from BKK, but aside from the historical attractions not really too much going on there. There are a couple of small discos and bars but these are very Thai style so no established pick-up scene for Westerners. Basically any Ayutthaya local interested in fucking Farang is only an hour or so from Bangkok.

But it is easy enough to get chatting to groups of girls at night, and easy enough to get someone back to your room. I've also met BKK bar-girls I know there who have been visiting family and friends.

I prefer meeting girls at the shopping mall during the day, taking them for dinnner then letting them take me out to one of the little discos. There is one shopping centre where everyone seems to hang out during daylight hours, give that a try.

There will of course be the usual Thai sex scene, brothels, MPs etc. but I've no idea where these are.

Thanks Coma,

Next time I come here I will do a bit more extensive research on it.

Ayutthaya-

I got a great deal for 1050BHT which includes a trip to the palace,the old capital, and a boat trip along the Chao Prya river. It was one of the most wonderful!. The trip started off with a stop off at Bang Pa Palace. If you like history check it out.

I saw the Ho Hem Momithan Thewart shrine, and many other palaces. The people who work here keep the place up kept and VERY tidy. By far the most intersting place I saw while there was the Prha Thinang Aisawan Thiphta-Art palace. Very Beautiful

NOTE: I strolled off to the food stalls nearby the palace. I grabbed some rice, spicy chicken, and a soda. total price 50BHT. Now why go home hmm?:D

I also mingled with the locals who live here. Now I can't speak Thai very well if not hardly at all. But with a few smiles and broken English it made out a-ok.

***Next stop, the city of Ayutthaya or "old capital"***

Once there, temples, temples, temples..and more temples!. Just looking at these beautiful sculptures just shows how proud the Thai people are about there culture and history. I was simply awed! I took plenty of pictures for lasting memories. I will come back to this place again!.

***Next stop, the boat ride***

The ride along the river was great!. For lunch they served plenty of food. I had for the 1st time spicy prawn soup. It was good and spicy like I thought it would be. Also I had Udon Noodles, beef and mixed vegetables. Stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey after I was done.

During the boat ride, I took pictures along the river. One place that took my interest was the Singha Beer Factory and the Department Of Corrections!. Looking at the DOC it looked nice on the out side..but on the inside. I wouldn't think of it.


The trip ended at the Novohotel around 5:00pm. Over all the staff were nice, professional and accomidating. I will be doing it again soon!. But this time it will be much more on the sex scence as I like to think "outside the box"

[b] MeatMan[/b]