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WARNING: If you are sitting around your house in America or Europe and thinking about visiting Montevideo to find program girls.

GO ELSE WHERE.

There are at least 4 hobby bars in Montevideo. (I was there for several days a few months ago--very disappointing scene).

The bars have girls that you would never see in Buenos Aires. All 4s, 5s--the occasional 6. (Nothing higher)

The currency in Uruguay is stronger than BA and as result--the bar girls all want $100 for a few hours.

It's a dismal scene compared to Argentina.

If you have to be in Montevideo---rest assured, it is a very safe tranquil city of sleep walkers.

All the bars are in a 3 block radius--on block away from their main Avenida de Julio something or other. ALL THE CAB DRIVERS can take you there. DO NOT FEAR hailing a cab in the street. These poor drivers are more holy than priests.

To conclude:

Montevideo has below average looking hobby girls who charge way too much. (Hotels are very run down looking and are much more expensive than Buenos Aires).

However, the streets are safe (no crime to speak of) and you will find the regular gentry of Montevideo to be extremely placid, congenial human beings. Honest to a fault.

PS. The regular girls walking around the streets of Montevideo are not very glamorous. You won't get whiplash like you do in some towns around the world (Florence Italy has some amazing pedestrian specimens!)

(This report is about 8 months old, and should still be useful for the basics. Given the scene as I remember it now, though, I can totally see (and agree with) the post below.)

O.k., here's the general Montevideo low-down. There are basically 4 clubs in town: "Pikaros," "Baires Disco," "Bico," and Moustache." The first three are all within a block of each other at the corner of Convencion and Soranio.

"Baires" is supposedly the best. The three nights I was there, there were about 20-30 women. Most were unexceptional. Prices quoted were about 100USD of and hour or so; you can take them out or have sex with them there (rooms weren't that good).

You have to buy the girl a drink first (15-20USD), and if you have sex there, it's 30USD for the room. If you take her out (which I never did), I think there's a 30 USD exit fee. Everyone was tip-hungry.

"Pikaros," around the corner, is much better. Drinks are cheaper, women are better looking, and there's no exit fee (but no rooms for sex). You have to take them out. Prices quoted were about 50USD/hour. About 15-20 girls on any given night, many pretty good looking and young. Very low-pressure atmosphere.

"Bico" is across the street from here. Very low-scale, but clean and safe. About 15 women, all older and fatter than the other places. Worth a look, though, as things like this always change.

Never went to "Moustache," but expect something in between Pikaros and Baires.

All the clubs are open 'til close to dawn. A few are open Sundays, too (can't remember which ones -- Baires and Bico, I think).

Another option, and this runs 'til about 2am, are the massage parlours in town. They're all run in big, clean, unmarked apartments right off the main strip. The only way to find them is to accept the flyers touts hand out on the far end of the strip away from sea. The flyers have maps and addresses.

They're outrageously cheap. I spent 17USD (yes) of half-an-hour, and she was pretty cute, too. Most parlours have about 10 girls working there. The occasional seven is about the best you can hope for -- but for 35 dollars an hour, whaddya want?

I've also heard that there're some cabarets down by the old town. Never could find them. Maybe a local could fill this out.

Happy Hunting,
JWadd

Hi JW Can you make an update on Montevideo? I mean A bargain update like on the streetwalkers and massage parlors. Someone made a post awhile back that all the massage places were shuttured in Montevideo and also way back in Ascunsion,Paraguay. Well like stated in Another post I should be in Uruguay the 3rd week of august this thursday I leave from Lima To Arica Chile. I hope JW Or even Some of the Argentenian posters can help me out on the little sister wannabe country of Argentina that is Uruguay. What about info too on the local whiskerias. Where else can you find ads for massage parlors too? In the yellow pages what listings do you need to look under for sexual pleasures? Any other street hooker zones? Any action for sex in smaller cities or suburbs outside of Montevideo? Someone in the Old Forum mentioned Montevideo is the NYC Of South America when looking for a Winona Ryder Type *****. Oh well to that dudes post. WHATEVER. L.A. Larry,Jackson,James Bond or someone any info on What I will except in August in Montevideo? JW??????????????? HEE HEE. Oh also Are there Any Good sex motels? Do Banos Turcos exist in Montevideo like they do in Peru And Chile? What is the total differnce between Argentenian to Uruguayan girls??? THAnXXX, NIBU R.

Guys,

heard on the news.....MASS riots in Montevideo!!!
Shops have been looted etc.etc.

WHAT IS GOING ON THERE?????

Are we facing a DOMINO EFFECT HERE????
Paraquay,brasil also in deep shit....not to mention Argentina....Colombia....Venezuela....WHAT'S NEXT????

Johan.

Hey Hi Yes Johan I heard last thursday 16 Supermarkets were looted in Montevideo. For more info on this go to www.rense.com

CAN SOMEONE HERE MAKE AN UPDATE ON URUGUAY?' I should be in Montevideo and BA Argentina in april 2003. Cum on guys any updates here on Montevideo? What about websites on Montevideo sex action? Any updates on other areas where streetwalkers are? What is up with the massage parlor secne these days? What about Love Motels? Sleazy Burlusque Porn theateres? Any Good Freelance action in Montevideo? What are the names of the newspapers with sex ads in Montevideo?

Generally, the same clubs are still around. Prices seem to be around 1000 pesos ($ 38 US) for an hour, and it may well stretch longer without problems. As usual it is best to refuse to negotiate in dollars. Say you have none.

Prices are generally similar to BA. I find this scene more relaxing, however. Montevideo is a bit laid back in general. The girls seem friendly, and it is easy to dance or play pool with them in some of the clubs. They may not be quite as stunning, but there are some great looking women here. And they seem truly friendly.

Pikaros probably has the best talent, but I did not give the B. Aires club a real chance.

Everyone seems to have a show right at 1 a.m., and they probably all start at 1:15 or 1:30 a.m.

A few more options to consider... A similar club, the New Whiskeria, is on Andes, a block or so west of Pikaros and the rest of them, about a block South of the main street (18 Julio). They advertise lesbian shows, but a dancer told me that that starts at 2:30 a.m. I did not hang around. Friendly chicas. I danced for awhile with a chica to some rock music, with a Afro-Carribean live drummer (a local music favorite).

Brujas (address: Uruguay 1003, at J. Herrara y Obes) is a local cheapie within easy walking distance. No entry fee, 40 Peso high quality drinks, 50 peso chica drinks, music, dancing and pool tables. Pretty good all in all. Nice girls, but generally in the 4 to 7 looks range. I was quoted 280 Pesos for a half hour with a girl I had been dancing with, hotel included. Apparently the hotel is next door. That is ten dollars. It seemed so cheap and I liked the girl, so I asked for an all night price. She went and asked the manager, which seemed nuts. I was told $ 220 US! Ouch. I guess the locals do not do all nighters and the management decided to see what they could get. I moved on for a bit and asked around and learned that you pay in advance at this club and the girls only get half of it. Runs like a departamento. Pikaros makes its money on drinks and I think the girl keeps what she can get from you.

The girl I was with at Brujas was embarrassed at the $ 220 US quote, said it was crazy, and wanted to go back to the manager and get a lower price. I know, I know -- sounds like buying a car with the salesman claiming to work for you and negotiate for you against mean boss. But I believed her and still do. I told her I was not entirely pleased with the club, tipped her very well and left alone. She was really nice about it, and gave me her phone number. I may call but did not promise to do so.

There are transitorios around. Taxis know them. They charge per hour - maybe 200 pesos - and I think overtime is by half hour so that 80 minutes is 1.5 hours....

On balance, I found the scene to be a bit lower key than BA and really quite ok.

Today I decided to check out the beaches for action with pros, and non pros.

Absolutely no pros work the beaches. Talked to a few girls who were regular girls, enjoyed to talk to me. Unfortunately since I was only in Montevideo for the day. Did not bother to ask any out for a dinner date or something. But I do overnight there next month, so perhaps that’s an option for next time?

There were quite a bit of hotties at the beach though.

In the past, I’ve been to a couple Prive Apartments. Their easy to find, ask a Taxi driver. Or in town some guys will hand out flyers. But I recall there are a few.

Next time I'm there, perhaps I'll take one for the team and review a Prive apartment.

But I think that some Spanish skills are a little more mandatory in Uruguay than in Argentina, just my experience though.

To Nibu Raphael

You can check advertisements in EL Pais (WWW.diarioelpais.com.uy). You must register and then go to "Clasificados" (upper right) there you can find "servicios" and then "mensajes especiales".

There you can find nice "whiskerias" :I reccomend one on Barrios Amorin st., one block from 18 de Julio. There I met the best of the best: a blond bombshell called Veronica. After a night of just talking and flirting, she gave her cel number: 094224839. The other day I tried to find her, but was unsuccessfull. At night I found her in the Whiskeria. She was tired, her aunt was at the hospital, and she wanted to sleep. I payed $100 (US$ 3!!!) for her to leave and went to a motel nearby. We stayed several hours and fucked like crazy in different positions and finished sleeping in each arm´s . At the end I gave her $500 (US$ 17) and payed the same for the hotel. Then I gave her money to go home. I cannot wait to go there again!!

In the advertisements you can check the places with an address, asking in the hotel if they are nearby. The massage parlours seem to be agood option for short term BJ and f. but I´ve just visited one that was fair (not very good, but very cheap and clean)
Warnings: the advertisements with "traviesa" or "trav" are (obviously) transvestites.
All in all: a good place, very cheap, little english, but friendly mood. They want to earn the money.

Hi Gato I just picked up an old copy of El Pais last night in centro Montevideo. I just called a Dominatrix 31 years old but way too petit with no tits to my liking. I wrote down the adress of one place here in the ad I got from Elo Pais 6 girls phone number 924-5829 The address is Sahuan 1825 by the corner of NYC of of 18 de julio. Another place here phone number 099-152129 they said they are at Artigas off of Ladorre de Las Caudillas floor 7 number 1706. I will check out thse places soon . I need to eat soon. Had A chivito earlier today weird mixture of bacon,sunnyside up egg,lettuce,steak type meat plus fries. The Mcdonalds here had this weird spinach snack and like a brocolli potato snack. Ok back to SEx Action Me and my friend will try to check out the Old town tonight at 10 before heading off to this Heavy Metal concert. I think near by Ave. Colon is the red light district. Me and my Buddy checked out Artigas last night nothing but Ugly TVS. Shit and no fucking girls near Rodo Park. Stay away from Artigas thse dudes looked like they could of been in Winger or fucking Poison. Got this card from this Sex Shop on Convenciones block 12 MDK Produccionesa Stripper Private Shows For Men and Women too Call 409- 1354 and 099-132 275 E mail Kasandra and Andrea maiz@montevideo.com.uy Some dude gave me this card last night on 18 de Julio st. Encuentros massage service so Me and my friend checked it out it is on a side st. off 18 De Julio by where all the whiskerias are Andes 1342 floor number 15 call them 901-8417 I think 300 Uruguayan pesos for full service Tamara seemed borderline alright but I took a pass on her she could of been hotter lokking the other 4 were even skankier. Checked out thw *****s too on Ave. 18 de Julio all Ugly. The Whiskerias too Did not have great looking chicks... Well I am out of here I will keep you all updated here on my last day-night in Montevideo Better luck in BA then boring Montevideo,,,,,, NIBU R........

Wow Hobby fan might have to check out Brujas tonight I think I am a few blocks from there staying at the Dump Abc Hotel on Florida and Uruguay by the Chino Bar........

Nibu--

I posted a long time ago on these boards that Montevideo sucks. The scene exists but it is very depressing. All the hobby bars contain ugly chicks who charge a way too much.

Get the hell out of there as soon as you can. You are wasting time and money.

Peace--

LA Larry

Thanks Thanks Thanks yeh dude I am not a rich guy I am A poor Rich Polack from Chicago living in Lima Peru. Yeh Montevideo is a rip off Have not seen one nice girl here yet in over 30 hours here. I will be broke coming in to BA I think for a few days I will check in to a cheap backpackers hostal. I too am paying for my Peruvian friend only food,internet and drinks... SEX Money is all for me. I should have money by next thursday Man I will try to fuck a Clarin girl or two then hit a few swingers clubs, Maybe check out a Heavy Metal concert and defenitly check out the street scene maybe also Check out the Cafes. Blacks and other clubs I will try to stay away from as I Ned money for Mendoza and stinking expensive Chile. My Friend JM is not making money at all from his HM CDS So I keep on bailing him out. OK Another report on Montevideo some dude earlier in the day gave me a flyer on 18 De Julio for a club called Olimpo I mean a massage place we went at 7 and another guy too was waiting at the door and kept on ringing the bell and no answer he even called up the place then on his cell phone and nothing. Shit Fucked up anyways this place is on Colonia 1543 Ap. 203 WOW Shit that is also the number of the Ambassador hotel Where Dahmmer killed in Milwaukee.... HEE HE WEIRD OK This place is on the corner of Tacuarembo phone number 094- 457-951 I will be back for part 2 soon need to take of some buisness now,,,, NIBU............

Hi Again to all and La Larry Yeh Montevideo sucks Me and My buddy even went to visit the Old City by the port and nothing. I heard on Ave. Colon is the Red Light Zone but just a poor rough neighborhood felt like I was in the lower east of Manhattan. SHIT this other place too had Ugly Girls near 18 De Julio on W. Ferreira Aldunate 1312 UGLY UGLY UGLY.. Phone number 908- 8182 UGLY UGLY UGLY YUCK... Waste of time to this... Ok Another Shit Place with 3 ugly girls on Artiga and Rivera full service 300 Pesos...Phone number 099-152129 I think on floor 7 number 706 SHIT Too.............Also call 094- 237537.....................Encuentros Placenteros on Andes 1342 TAmara almost passable but still she falls short Yeh Andes 1342 floor 15 Shit Man now like 3 dudes are banging drums and trumpets for money ARGGGHHhhhhhhh My Anxiety is getting too Me PROZAC PLEASE HA HA Only Joking But ARGGHHHHHHHHH.......Ok Also checked two places on Yaguaron one at Yaugoron 1414 Crap The other like 6 blocks farther down . Whiskeria New Style too on Andes 1319 SHIT Ugly Hags.......

Yah, I agree on the Harbour bars -- I couldn't find them either. I don't know where I originally read someone descriobing them (here, in the archives, or on some old post on *************.com). Dunno. I fucking WALKED around that whole section of Montevideo looking for them -- then took a cab and looked for them -- and couldn't find shit.

Don't waste your time. Goto to the clubs I talked about in the archive section.

JW

P.S. A suco drink is a fresh-"juice" drink.

But better yet:

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MENTEVIDEO OF YOU WANT GOOD SEX.

Spent a couple days in Montevideo. Bottom Line: do not go there looking for sex. If you happen to be there for some other reason, then good luck. The boate scene is pretty poor. Maybe it would be better to try a massage parlor or classified ads.

The sex bar scene is pretty bad. Went to a place called Baires (which is supposedly a good place) and was not impressed with the girls. Fat and ugly and very pushy in wanting drinks. I left without picking up a girl because it was just disappointing (and I knew I was going to Brazil after Uruguay). Boy do I love Brazilian garotas.

There are some other places that are worse. They seem to try to make money off the sailors that come into town.

All in all, a pretty disappointing scene. Not recommended as a hobby destination.

Montevideo was sad and abandoned, the summer moves all the action to Punta del este, as I´ve been told. My friend Veronica (see below) lost her cellular and has no way to find her in advance.
If you are in Montevideo for other reason try to find her in Whiskeria Bahia, beginning at 10 pm. (Javier Barrios Amorin, corner with Colonia). Ask for "Debora" , buy her one drink and treat her kind. Price: around USD20 for more than an hour. No other good options.

Guys, I agree on the fact that Montevideo is not the top of the paradises (and the current economic crisis does not help to show it under a brighter light), but I can share a not-so-bad/better-than-nothing experience I had there, although it dates back to July 2002.

Try the bar Pikaro's, located at walking distance from Radisson Hotel, in an upscale district of the town. The bar offered a variety of shows, ranging from cabaret to lap dance, to sex live (a fat male animal fucking hard a tapered dancer ...). Although there were several ladies working there, you could sit at the bar and have your drink in peace, no least compulsion to offer them a drink. Prices were simply ridicolous. If you liked a girl, of course she was supposed to be available to join you. The one I picked was something impressive. She was very young, 19 she said, could have been true. Her name was Carolina. We named her La Colegiala after her show. The show was divided into 2 parts: she began dancing La Colegiala dressed and acting like an innocent baby schoolgirl, and in the course of the show she progressively changed into a sexy and fatal lap dancer, getting rid of her colegiala-like socks, skirt etc and giving everybody a perfect insight of her young and slim body. Since her face looked very cute and sweet, the overall effect was terrific IMHO. And since after her show nobody took care of her, I invited her to join me at my table. My Spanish skills helped a lot. This combination of sweet and sexy was something unusual that was worth my time - and my mates fully agreed on this!. She would go out with me although, since she was on duty, I would have to pay. But I was with business partners and decided not to leave, so I don't know how much I was supposed to pay to get that sweet&sexy beauty available for the rest of the night, but I would be surprised if it were more than 50$. Definitely a lost occasion, I shouldn't be so fair on my mates after 2am :-(. She gave me her mobile nr. which is 095-371971, but the next day I had to leave and who knows when I'll be able to be there again :-((
I would recommend her to everybody looking for a similar kind of combination of sweet and sexy ... that's my best memory of Montevideo. If anybody happens to try that bar or even that lady, pls post yr experience! Curious to know what I gave up after all ...

"Star Bene" in Montevideo (MVD)

There is some hope in MVD if you like comfortable houses. The place I found through a friendly taxi driver is called "Star Bene" and is located on Ramón Fernandez 285 (Continuation of Ellauri street). Tel 710-2368. Ask any taxi driver in MVD to take you to the Sheraton hotel next to the Shopping Center Punta Carretas. With the Sheraton and the shopping center in your back, walk uphill away from the ocean until you hit the intersection of Ellauri/Ramón Fernandez = same street. Go left, walk 1 block, cross the street Garcia Cortinas and then you will see on the street Ramon Fernandez on your right hand side a house sitting a little back with a white awning with Star Bene written on it. They are open Mon, Tue, Wdn and Sat from 1 pm to 11 pm and Thr and Fri from 1 pm to midnight. Closed on Sundays. Most girls will show up for work after 3 or 3:30 pm. After ringing the doorbell, a normal dressed woman will lead you in and always ask you in Spanish, have you been here before. Just say yes and take a seat on the sofa or big chairs to your left. You think you are in the wrong place because all you see are 2-3 old big barber chairs and a small bar. The woman will offer you a drink and slowly 2 or 3 girls will show up. They are normal dressed and will just sit down and talk to you, most of it in Spanish, which I could understand ok.
None of them was a real knock-out just some young 20-26 year old girls working in the afternoon or early evening. The last time I have been there (1 US $ ~ 27 pesos) the prices were as follows: The box (a small room, no bed, just a massage table) 600 pesos (US $ 22.00), a room (with a big bed) 900 pesos (US $ 33) and the Jacuzzi room 1200 pesos (US $ 44). The girls like the room best because their cut is as follows: box 600 = 300 for the house and 300 for the girl, room 900 = 500 house and 400 for the girl, and Jacuzzi room 1200 = 800 house and 400 for the girl. So they will get the same from the regular room as they get from the Jacuzzi room, except they have to clean the Jacuzzi room themselves afterwards, and getting the room ready is faster.

After talking to 3 girls I decided to ask Rosana, a small girl about 22 years old with long dark hair to go to the room with me. She showed me the way to a changing room, gave me a key to a locker and I took a shower, with my cloth and money safely locked away. In the locker were flip-flop sandals, a towel and white bathrobe. The 3 shower stalls were clean, next to a big wooden sauna. She disappeared and after I was done she lead the way upstairs and we got into the room. She did not ask for the money, began undressing me and reached nicely with her two hands under my bathrobe and we began foreplay. We undressed her and her BBBJ was ok, but nothing special. We had a nice relaxing session, nothing extra ordinary. The whole time I felt comfortable, safe and clean. She did not watch the clock and I think said at the beginning the time is for around 1 hour. We were done a little before that. I had taken my money from the locker, before I left and paid her the 900 pesos plus gave her a 600 pesos tip, which she initially refused and said this is too much. She also gave me her cell phone number and told me to call next time when I was coming back to MVD. All in all nothing special, but a safe place to screw around with a friendly girl, without the hassle of smelly bars and buying drinks for girls, which they only get a fraction of the money. I personally prefer these places and I am sure you can get things done with only a little English.

Waiting to leave Montevideo late in the evening by bus, I wanted to kill some time by visiting the bar Pikaro's, which was located within walking distance from my hotel, the Radisson. I found Pikaro's to be an oddity with rather strange shows on offer. The ladies working by the bar tried to make conversation but were not overly aggressive.

As I sat watching a the show I made eye contact with the dancer who proceeded to dance for me on an exclusive basis. There were not that many people at the bar at that time as it was still not too late, so I was not embarrassed by the extra attention.

When her dance act was over, the girl, who was about 19, and had a hot body and an attractive smile proceed to sit next to me by the bar. I offered her a drink and as our conversation progressed she offered to accompany her my hotel. However I explained that I would have to leave town late in the evening and therefore could not accept her offer to which she said she could still offer me a quick blow job. I told her that I no longer had a hotel room but she told me that if I wanted to release my load, to wait for her outside Pikaro's, down a street corner. She also told me that by doing it this way I could avoid the bar fine (apparently there is a bar fine to take a girl out of Pukaro's)

So I followed her instructions and waited for her on the street corner after discreetly exiting the bar and about five minutes later she met. She grabbed my hand and then ushered me into an alley from where I could see people walking the road. However, due to the narrowness of the alley, they were unable to see us. She then knelt down on here knees, unzipped my jeans, took my manhood into her mouth and gave me the most sloppiest blow job I had ever experienced. After about five minutes, I had her saliva running down both my legs and my jeans which were now at ankle height were being soaked with her salival juices. Just before I was about to come, she would stop slurping on the tip of my manhood by licking and sucking both of my hairy balls. Then I saw a group of three gorgeous girls walk by, and as I checked out there skin tight dresses, I came all over her mouth and face.

The price for this unexpected, and unroutine service, which I would highly recommend was about US$50. After this service, I was so exhausted that I could hardly walk back to the Radisson to get my luggage. I made it on time to catch the late bus out of Montevideo, but as I had not been able to take a shower after the blow job, my pants reeked of sperm. Nevertheless the young backpacker from Florida who sat next to me did not seem to mind as she wanted to know what I had done and seen in Montevideo. Of course, I told her about everything that I had done and seen in Montevideo except this experience at Pikaro's.

Well, I have to say that my experiences here were cheaper, less weird and (probably) better.

All along the main drag from the Radisson, you will get handed little slips of paper with addresses of massage places. There is no massage! But for about $12 US you can get some pretty decent (always covered for everything, in my experience) full service.

There is no point in me giving you the addresses, as they only put a mook on the streets handing out the slips when they are open, so I might send you to a closed place. One of my 'friends' from one location offered my a TLN for $50. None of these ladies were stunning (go to Brazil or BA), but they we all young, cute and reasonably willing.

It's certainly not a 'destination', but it's not the armpit that the messages here seem to suggest!

I was in MV earlier this year and while the massage places seem to have been closed, the Whiskerias are still open for business. The prices are low - $8 for the hotel room and 12- 15 for the girl there are few 8's or above, I found a cute 8 (would have been higher but I had to subtract a half point for bad teeth) BBBJ, no anal but offered "besos negros". Had a good time - as others have said the best looking ones go to BA. I had one Uruguayan there who went on to "Temptation Island" in Spanish - I would have failed that test - hey wait a minute maybe I did!

I agree, Montevideo has a subtler combination of lower prices, educated girls and safety, that is not enough to justify a visit but makes mongering a pleasant activity. Whiskerias that can be worth the visit:

Pocitos ; First Class in Buxareo and 26 de marzo: prices to leave are about 35 dollars and you can get a TLN for a little more depending on your charm.
Downtown: Bahia: in Barrios Amorin corner Colonia: a few 7´s and an ocassional 8 for less than 30 dollars. Not so sexy as Argentinians or Brazilians, but with a more intimate feeling, it´s easy to get a GFE.
The best combination when you are short of time: stay at the Melia ($50) or Sheraton ($100), go shopping in nearby PuntaCarrtas, Golf in nearby National Golf Club ($40), and full shower, sauna and sex in nearby Star Bene (Ramon fernandez 1 block from the PC Mall) for $30. Some cuties depending on the day and time. I found Maria a 23 y.o with Brazilian-like curly hair, a real turn on for me.

I visit Montevideo on business every year. In the past, I have gone to Baires and the neighboring bars. With the exception of Pykaros and Baires, the girls at the other clubs are not much to speak about. Pyrkaros is kind of annoying with some of the floor shows and the girls aren't as friendly IMHO as in Baires, but there are a couple of pushy ones in Baires. In both clubs, there are a number of black Brazilian girls who can't speak hardly a word of Spanish. Almost all the girls have kids. I wouldn't mind avoiding those clubs if there was a better place to go and pick up a nice, young girl to take back to the hotel for the night.

Any suggestions?

I arrived yesterday to the city.
Montevideo looks like the most European city I saw in South America. Very convenient bus station, relax people and atmosphere, safe streets, I feel like I´m in Europe.
I´m staying in hotel Mediterraneo (Paragauy near Uruguay st.), average 3 stars hotel, cheap 14 US$ for a night, which is NOT CHICA FRIENDLY. No guests allowed in the room.

Very good site to hotels in Uruguay: [url]www.topuruguay.com[/url]

Prices of everything are a little more expensive than Argentina, but still quite cheap. The prices are similar to the prices of the more expensive restaurants/book shops/etc. in Argentina. I Don´t know about the pro´s prices yet.

I was very tired from the 24 hours bus ride from Asuncion, so I wasn´t in a mood to do anything, but I decided to start checking the clubs anyway. Note that it was Saturday night, so it might be weaker than midweek nights.

I was in club Bahia, in Colonia y Amorin. Very dissapointing. There were only 6 girls there. 3 of them very ugly, 1 black girl who looked below average, and 2 ok looking young girls (no more than 6.5 though). There was a very boring strip show of the black girl. I don´t know about prices of the girls, but the drink price is ok, similar to the price in restaurants.

Although it´s sunday today, I hope to be luckier in the clubs at Soriano y Convencion. Right now, it looks to me that there is no comparison to the activity in Buenos Aires or Asuncion, but I´m still optimist.

Club Bicos:
In Sunday, like planned, I went to the night clubs in Soriano and Convencion (Actually it´s more San Jose and Convencion). I went to club "Bicos". There were about 5-6 girls, most of them young for a change. Now, I planned to sit at the bar, drinking and watching the girls before I decide what to do. However, the bartender had other plans to me - As soon as I got in, he ordered me to sit next to one specific girl. I´m not used to be ordered where to sit and with whom to talk, but I sat next to her anyway. The club was dark and she looked ok. We talked for 2 minutes and then she asked me if I want to know the price. She asked for 800 pesos (about 30 U$S). I told her that the maximum I´m ready to pay is 600 pesos (22 U$S), and she immediately agreed. I knew that the price for my drink is 30 pesos, and for her drink was 7 U$S, and I was ready to go. Then I found out that there is a bar fine to get her out, which conclude in 520 pesos, including all drinks (18 U$S). This was more than I planned to pay, so I said I don´t want to take the girl anymore. She immediately said to me, that she will reduce the price for her from 600 to 400 pesos. We agreed and left to the hotel.

I´ll try to make a summary for the experience:
Prices: Overall cost: 42 U$S.
my coca cola 30 pesos (1 U$S), her 180 (7 U$S). Bar fine included mine and her drinks, and costed 520 pesos (18 U$S). Girl´s price: 400 pesos (17 U$S, originaly 600 pesos). Taxi to hotel: 1 U$S.
Hotel: 150 pesos (6 U$S).

Atmosphere in club: Didn´t see any shows but I guess there are. Few men. Nice bartender and girls, english spoken. However, I couldn´t sit alone and enjoy, as the bartender and the girl were extremely pushy. I couldn´t choose my favorite girl, or even look at them, as the bar "decided" for me which girl I´ll take (I should have been tougher, but I simply didn´t expect this). No fiesta atmosphere like in Argentine clubs.

Quantity and quality of girls: about 6 girls, all quite young (20-30 y.o.). No super models, but no uglies either. Maybe two could get 7.5 if you are generous. Girls wear normal clothes.

My girl: 31 y.o. , with 3 children. I couldn´t see it in the club, but in the hotel, I discovered she is simply fat. She was nice though, and it was totaly GFE: french kisses and BBBJ. Sex was fine. After the sex, she begged me to come tomorrow as well. I tried to tell her I´m not sure and that I´ll try, but she didn´t stop asking me to visit her again. Well, I promised her I will, but I won´t.

Overall experience: 40 U$S is not too much (Although after the 5 U$S girls in Paraguay, it looks a lot for me...), and the sex was worth it. However, the pushy atmosphere in the club will make me avoid visiting this club in the future (And the future is only today, because tomorrow I leave this place). After this, I´m not sure I´ll visit any club today!

Monday was my last day in Montevideo, and I decided to chech the SWs scene, after the dissapointment from all other scenes...

First I went to Artigas st. , at about 23:00. Turns out it was too early, and there was nothing there. However, as time moved, there were more and more SWs. Too bad they were all TVs, and all ugly. I left before it got too late anf too dangerous (and it´s a very dangerous area to be in at night).

I went back to the centre, and then, expected me a nice surprise - Nice Sw`s for a change! In 18th July st., near the Plaza Cavanga, stood, in some street corners, young and nice looking girls, obviously waiting for clients. There weren`t any super models there, and all of them looked like amateurs. I was too tired and didn`t do anything, but if you are in Montevideo, I think you should check this out - better than pay too much for drinks at the clubs. Only 7-8 girls were there though.


Non pro girls: After the success I had in Paraguay, Urugauy was a disaster... The girls didn`t even look at me. From what I heard about the snobbish Argentinian girls before the devaluation of the Peso, I think the Uruguayan girls are just the same as the Argentinian were.
Also, I don`t know why but there are almost no beutiful girls (and I don`t say it as revenge because they didn`t want me...). I walked a lot in the streets, for 3 days, but didn`t see any 10`s. I saw only one 9`, maybe 6-7 that can get 8, and tha`ts it.

So, pro and non pro girls in Uruguay don`t worth a visit. Futbol is bad too. At least the food was good, and the city is quite pretty.

Stopped by Pykaros for a girl. The first girl out was Anna. She is pretty in the face. When I got to the hotel I concluded that she was a bit fat for my taste. Kept her for an hour and sent her home. Cost about $40.

Picked another girl (forgot her name) a night later from the same club. She has a smoking body which I dearly indulged over four hours. Slept and had her some more in the morning. She has about four tattoos so it is hard not to see at the club. She blew me in the taxi, shower, on the hallway, and on the balcony. Gave her $100 for about 8 hours of fun. She was very nice and pleasant gal.

Pykaros management (the hefe - boss) has asked me to inform the members that if you mention the elephant show to the owner and tell them that you got it from WSG, then you get a discount round of beer! I negotiated that for WSG members. Remember no more donkey show at the club...But the elephant show is now ON! Secret words are elephant show!

Another place to pickup girls is at the Casino in the Radisson. Many working girls hang out there but some were fat or too old to the eyes. I tried to pickup a girl there but she was more interest in another guy than me, so I went away.

Cali

i was in montevideo last month and found things have changed much for the better. on a whim, i went to pykaros, a whiskeria downtown (convencion 1260) on a tuesday and wednesday night. now, mind you, i speak enough spanish to hold a conversation and the girls don't speak much english. it is around the corner from the baires club (san jose 872). i had good luck at baires last year, but nothing compared to this year at pykaros. they have a much better selection of girls now, about 30 or so in total, some of them 8's and 9's, many in their early 20's. there are both uruguayans and brazilians (black and otherwise) to be found here. drinks for guys cost about $5. they are a little more expensive for the women, but you don't have any pressure. most of the girls will not bother you unless you want them to. the girls are boarded above the club, so they are not all from montevideo.

hardly any of the women show up before 11 pm even though the club opens at 10 pm. the floor show starts at mn and includes dancers, a pseudo fuck scene with a guy and girl, and a real lesbian act where they are really going down on each other and enjoying themselves. all of the girls there are available, even the ones in the show. the short guy who is the master of ceremonies is cool and can help you out if you want something special (more on that later).

the first night, i took a liking to the first dancer that came out. a brunette, a bit thick in the legs, but all muscle. after her part of the show, i motioned her on over and we were doing the dirty dancing bit and dfk right there. she would stroke my cock once and while through my pants with her hand or her tight ass. after the show, i took her back to my hotel- $100 for the rest of the night until 7 or 8 in the morning. bbbj, dfk, daty, every position (she really knew how to do cowgirl with her huge labia minora wrapped around my cock), and finally bbbjtc. great time, but i was pooped so i let her go early and caught some zzz's.

the next night, i asked the master of ceremonies to introduce me to the lesbian act. no problem from the girl i was with the evening before. she was cool. the lesbians were very nice girls, early 20's, no kids, not a bit of cellulite on them, perky breasts. we sat around fondling each other until it was their turn for the show. after the show, we went back to my hotel. again it was $100 for each for the rest of the night. it was the best threesome of my life with absolutely fantastic double tongue bbbj. it was fun getting a bbbj from one while watching the other orally satisfy the other girl. i finished doing one of them doggie with them in 69 (what a view). during my pounding away before i came, my cock came out of her tight pussy and i banged it against her pubic bone, but slid it back in and finished. after i completely unloaded, i pulled out only to discover that not only the condom had broken, but i had a small tear in the head of my cock and was bleeding. holy shit. i washed off quickly with soap and water and she douched. she was totally cool about it however. she had morning after pills for just such an occasion. hopefully i won't have a child in 9 months i know nothing about! needless to say, i wasn't up for a second round even though they were!

my conclusion is that uruguay is a great place to go for some inexpensive fun with some very hot women. you just have to know where to go.

Hello Guys,

I have been following the forum for a couple of months now and think I have a pretty good idea of the situation. I will be travelling around South America soon and will be in Montevideo at the beginning of October. I can probably only visit one or two places due to other commitments and wonder where you guys would go if you only had one night in MV. Which is your favourite club/girl? I will be travelling north aftewards and therefore don't want to spend too much - US$70 tops.

Hodges

Hodges,

Pykaros is the best place to go if you only have one place to go. The place, however, does not get busy until after 11:30 PM or 12AM. Keep in mind that even the dancers are avail so do not be shy about getting them. Spanish is needed as a majority of the girls does not speak English. Good Luck and have fun!

Cal

Hodges,

For Pykaros, if you mention the "elephant show" to the hefe or the English speaking male waiter, you suppose to get a discount round of beer. Tell them you got it from WSG!

The girls there are nice but be aware that the girls are masters at covering extra body weight. So make sure you check them out thoroughly!

Cal

Calicula,

Thanks for the message. I will be in Montevideo in a few day time and have already scheduled a visit to Pykaros. But what is the address? What is the going rate in Pykaros?

Are any other guys going to be in Montevideo and fancy meeting up? Post back.

Hodges

Just ask any taxi driver - " Connoce Usted Pykaros?" If the answer is "si" then you are on your way. Really it is at Convencion 1260. Just do not get there before 11:30PM.

Cal

Hi Guys,

Went to Pykaros on Monday night. Very busy with a shipload of English sailors in town. About twenty girls, none of them stunners but a few okay ones. The best left soon after I got there and so I chose Tatiana from Montevideo. Quite pretty with a nice smile and good figure. She quoted me 1400 pesos for an hour. I said 800 and the hotel (155) which she accepted. Perhaps I could have got the price down a bit more. An enthusiastic CBJ and pretty good in general. A nice girl. Speaks no English and so could not negotiate services.

Hodges

Hodges,

Did you mention the elephant show to the jefe and get you free beer?

Cal

Calicula,

Sorry, I forgot that part in my post. I mentioned it to an english speaking waiter who wanders around the club. He mentioned it to three of the bar staff. None of them knew what I was talking about and so no, I did not get a free beer. Perhaps it was just me.
Maybe he was worried that I was with the group of sailors and that they would all demand a free beer.

Hodges

Hodges,

I will have to stop by the next time I am in the area to see what is the new deal. Glad that you had a good time there. And yes,..I remember Tatiana even though I did not partake with her (;-)

Cal

Hi to you all.

I've met the Forum by chance. I´ve been reading the posts (and previous posts) for a pair of weeks. I found a lot of interesting information about places like Buenos Aires, Rio de Janeiro, San Pablo and Uruguay. So I want to make my little contribution to de Forum.

I´m a local, and English is not my first lenguage. Sorry If a made some mistakes.

About Uruguay: most of the information posted is correct, the nightlife here is not like in Buenos Aires. But sometimes you can have some fun If you Know where to go and you are lucky enough.

In previous posts they have talked about Clubs like Pikaros, Baires, Bicos, Moustage; comfotable houses like Star Bene and First Class: massage places, etc. but nothing about finding girls in Internet , so my first contibution to find some girls are this web lynks,

http://www.urusexo.com
http://urusexy.xxx.com
http://www.gatas.xxx.com
http://www.uruguaysensual.xxx.com

I hope this would be of some help for one of you.

Hey Guys,

I went to Montevideo a year ago and if you just walk around the main street 18 De Octubre there are guys out there that will give you a small flyer. You go to the address and there are usually about 10 girls there around 6-9s. Very friendly. The rates should be cheaper now since the economy has gotten worse.

Be safe!

Hi again,

This is another shot of the same girl.

Bye

Hello all,

I travel to Uruguay once or twice a year on business. I normally try to make sure I get some free time in Montevideo, to get some action.

Here's a rundown on what I found, some of this repeats what others say, so I'll keep that brief.

- Clubs. There are few clubs around 18 july, the main street. I have been to one once, with a collegue, but it's not really my thing, so I left him to it. He seemed happy with the girl he got, and I remember the beer was about the same as a regular place, so there doesn't seem to be any reason not to check them out.

- Hotels. I stayed in a place near the center. having ditched the club, I decided to take pot luck and asked the concierge to call a girl for me. I really didn't know if he would do that, but he did, and an hour later she turned up.

Quite a pretty little readhead, nice body, friendly and relaxed. She stayed for about an hour, as it was pretty late after a long day and I wasn't interested in a long session. Time wasn't an issue though. Cost about $60, if I remember correctly, plus another $10 to the doorman (volantarily given!).

- Massage parlours. These are small places dotted around the center, which you can find either by taking the little cards being given out on 18 July, or in the paper. They might sound a little coy - I am always a little aprehensive when I'm told it is $xxx for a 'massage', as this often means when you've paid, and get to the room, you find out you've ordered a shoulder rub, and have to either pay up for any extras, or worse still, that's as far as you get! Anyway, this isn't the case - you are paying for sex.

I quite like this option. It has a certain sleaziness about it which I like. You get a choice of girls - they will come in one by one, introduce themselves with a peck on the cheek, and afterwards the madam will come back and ask you who you've chosen. If you don't want any of them, there is no problem to say 'thanks, I'll come back'.

Anyway, my best experience of this was last year. I picked a girl who was about 30 or so, a little bit fat but wearing tight leather shorts. We got to the (tiny) room, and she stripped off and started giving me oral. The cost I think was around $30.

She then offered me some extras - kissing on the mouth, the tits or the pussy, each of which would cost an extra 50 pesos (about $4?). I went for the mouth and the pussy (not sure why I didn't go for them all), and turned it from a fuck into a pretty good session. Nice 69, and a good fuck with kissing.

Not for eveyone, I'm sure, but like I said, I like some sleaze!

For sure in future, I'll be sticking to that route. There are enough places around to keep me happy for 3 or 4 days!

Montevideo, late summer

Montevideo in April is a nice city. The European touch, the gentle people that play by the rules, and in April, the last part of the summer, warm beaches, sexy dressed ladies and good prices.

A recent week in this usually nice but boring place showed a few news: a new brothel/whiskeria, called Sensaciones in Tacxuarembo St. 1520 tel 4025814 (this 1 block north of the main drag 18 de Julio), has at least 10 girls, in sexy oufits, ranging from 6 to 8´s in the early-late 20’s with nice attitudes.
There is a regular round of pecks in the cheek and you have to be ready with your pen and pencil to jot down your preferences (I had problems to remember and decide, and asked for a play-off)The price for 45 minutes is a complex scale and menu of optional made for the locals:
oral and anal plus vagina --US$5,
kisses in the tits –US$ 1.5
kisses in the mouth ---US$ 2
Etc., etc.

Something ridiculous provided the quality of the girls. I choose Laura, and asked her to price me everything, but please don´t ask me to check options in the middle of the session. That was a grand total of US$ 13 so I found it very reasonable. She gave an unhurried well done sex (always covered, but I didn´t asked to change that) with a total GFE. I repeat with her next day, remembering the old dictum that repeated sessions improve the experience, and was even nicer. She offered to go to my hotel for US$33 for a few hours in the day. Definitely a nice way to spend an evening. The managers speak broken, but useful English.

On Sunday, usually a boooring day in any small city, a friend told me to try Lido in 18 de Julio and Rio Negro. Is a mid level dancing place that in Tuesdays and Sundays have a “noche de solos y solas” (lonely hearts night) beginning near midnight. A lot of free lancers, but of course the quality is very variable, mainly in the late 30`s and 40`s. I stayed one hour drinking a US$ 2 good scotch, and targeted a nice lady, but didn´t dare to ask her to dance. I think that it can be a good idea to give this a try, especially if you are looking for a mid term relationship.

Finally on my way home I found a petite SW in 18 de Julio and Paraguay. She was in a scaring crowd of SW, but I liked her eyes, and asked her to stand out of the group. She was Andrea, a 30 y.o. mother, asking US$5 for half an hour. I offered her 10 for any time, and we went to a Hotel Transitorio, called El Recuerdo in Canelones St. Very similar to Alberges in Buenos Aires, clean, aircon, Tv, etc for US$5 the 2 hour session. Sex was excellent, I recommend Andrea as the MVP in the Montevideo market, she made all her best to please, and had 2 or 3 real orgasms some with the tool, some with my hand. She really likes to take it hard. She can be contacted by email (very little English, though), just PM me and I'll send it to you. She is available from 9 pm and do all-nigthers for US 20 (600 pesos).

The city has beautiful river beaches, nice cheap food, and I felt always perfectly safe, all the girls, the waiters, the mamasans, the cabbies, play by the rules, use price tables and try to give something for your money. I discovered more choices, good and cheap, than the well known Downtown Clubs. In this respect, I found Pykaros packed with Brit sailors, but with the "club atmosphere" like Madahos or Blacks in Buenos Aires. Prices are US 30-50 for two hours, and the usual team of 30-40 nice (not stunning) girls.

Bicos is a few feet away, but miles away in terms of quality (prices are slightly more expensive), and Moustache is clearly a rip-off, even though the lay-out and girls are not so bad. The night I was there there were 100 people in Pykaros, 20 in Bicos and 3-4 in Moustache. The invisible hand of the market is working there!!!

Uruguayan girls lack the glamour of Portenhas, no boob jobs, some imperfect teeth, not so intensive Gym muscles, but in a closer look, they are really similar in terms of type. This is valid for the club girls and for the regular next door girls. As we are discusiing in PM with Mate Oriental, Uruguayn girls tend to have higher education, live with their parents, and have a better safety net in terms of health, child care and affective support. They are not so prone to "give everything" in a relationship, because they have their own personal and family life. That goes against a full GFE with a stranger, but when you have the time and the opportunity to link with them, you may have a pleasant surprise.

MONTEVIDEO IS GREAT

I have tested a few places in Montevideo, and last week I tested a new place. The name of the house is Star Bene, and it is located 5 minutes from Hilton. Any taxi driver knows where it is. The massage room (just a massage bench and nothing else) is 20 USD for 1 hour, and a room with a real bed is 30 USD for 1 hour.

It is like a normal villa with a living room, and a bar. When I arrived I was greeted by 9-10 girls. Mostly around 7-8, but 2 of them where a 9. I bought one beer in the bar: 5 USD, and was seated in a couch. The girls stayed in the room, sitting and chatting with me. Then I picked a blond girl called Sol. She offered me a shower, and I accepted, as I had been working all day. We went upstairs to the bedroom, and she gave me a very very good massage. Then she undressed, and started DFK. We had some great sex, BBBJ without asking.

I went there 2 days later, and had Sol and Rosanna together. They made a real lesbian show, and when I was doing Rosanna, Sol did some great ball licking (very nice!) When I did Sol though, Rosanna, kind of lost interest, but I was about to end the session anyway. Wow, great experience. I paid 50 USD totally. For one hour with the 2 girls.

Definitely a recommendable place.

Jonas Fun

Found a nice resturant in Montevideo.
I was in Montevideo for the day and found a very nice eatery. The name is La Corte, Peatonal Sarandi 586.
This place is three levels and the basement house a wonderful selection of wines. We had a pan seared fish filet and a pork souffle. Both were of high quality and well presented. While the meal was lunch, I suspect the dinner menu is just a good.
The atmosphere in the place is very nice and while I doubt you will find many pro's, I suspect that during the evening the local talent would at least warrant a drink or two at the bar. It is a real high class place and had a friendly feel.

Hello guys,

I'll be in MVD on July and I've read many experiences in Star Bene, Pykaros. Could you give me info. about new places and prices of these places? Also, about a good restaurant to eat a good steak. Is there any good action in the steet?

Thank you

J Mundet

One place to go to eat a good steak is " El Mercado del Puerto". Is a place near the port where there are a lot of restaurants.

Another nice place is "La casa Violeta" in Puerto de Buceo, with a good view to the river.

I hope this helps.

You can check my report dated in April, 5th, 2004. I think that street action is mainly low level, but I found Andrea, the proverbial diamond in the rough. I think the worst part is the attitudes of these girls, they are extremely defensive (surely they have a lot of insults or offenders), but I'm sure there is a bit of everything.

I also believe that Lido Confiteria can be a place to explore, not guaranteed, and definitely Sensaciones is a very good place to check. I will also be there in July, so we can compare experiences.

How does Montivideo compare with Punta del Este for action in October? Thanks!

I think that you will find that PDE is more of a 'party town.' While pay-for-play is available there are loads that are giving it away for free (to the right guy!) and that diminishes the demand.

MVD has lots of P4P at all different price levels and is one of my favorite places to monger.

If I take a day trip to Montevideo, can anyone recomend a girl or a place available for something fast in the day so that I can return to B.A. in the afternoon?

Thanks,

Roland

Montevideo,

During the rain on Monday night I used my notes from RTFF Board and ask my taxi driver to take me to Sensasiones at 1520 Tacuarembro. He says that there is a better place near 9 de Julio and does not know anything about Sensasiones. I am hesitant, but not too much. I say to him, “I will check it out and if I don’t like it, we go to Sensaciones”. We stop at a place called Candy’s (Soriano 1267 between Yaguaron and Yi) phone is 903-2220 or internet address is www. urusexo. com. Note, I cannot get the link to work. It is very close to the central jail in downtown. Ask the taxi to wait 5 minutes and if I don’t return within 5 minutes to come back in an hour.

Walk into a small reception area, the doorman/bartender asks me if I want a beer. Cool. The parade begins and I should have taken notes. About 15 ladies introduce themselves with the obligatory kiss on the cheek. I think that Maria is my choice. Nope, no Maria. A Mati or Marianna are the two ladies that have names starting with an M. So, it is Marianna. Jackpot, it is her first night and I am her first customer. The fee is $25 for the half hour or $50 for the hour. I go for the hour and one of the other ladies has to show us the rooms since Marianna does not know where to go. Oh, did I mention that every single lady was wearing a “School Girl” uniform complete with white shirt, tie, and plaid skirt. WOW.

Marianna is a little bit nervous. She is Blonde, Green eyes, med height, med build, and 23 years old with a little girl. We had a good time together, DFK, BBBJ, DATY, 69, multiple positions, Anal, and I made her cum while in her back door. She was going nuts with me in her ass while I rubbed her clit to the big O. Hopefully she remembers me. Will see when I visit in a couple of months. She have me her cell number.

Not being ready to call it a night, I walk outside and find my taxi waiting. He says, well? I say great, now let’s go see about Sensaciones. Off we go across 9 de Julio and down Tacuarembo. Similar to Candy’s, it is just an address and a door with no outward appearance of a house full of chicks.

The lineup is much shorter. About 8 girls and not the same quality as Candy’s. Select Johanna who is a tall brunette and 26 years old. She has the list of prices that Happy Cat spoke about. In the end, with all the options except Anal the fee is 240 pesos or 8 US Dollars. Johanna was a trooper. Took it for a long time doggie style since I had just shot two times on goal within an hour with Marianna. Johanna featured DFK, BBBJ, and two positions for the 240 pesos. Overall, MVP of the trip. 8 bucks is tough to beat.

Thanks Rue for your report. I'm surprised at the few number of reports for Montevideo. I'm planning a trip there at the first of the year and from what I've read, it seems like a nice place for possible retirement. However, there doesn't seem to be much of and expat community there like Buenos Aires. The sex prices seem to be lower than even Thailand. I hope everyone continues to post. They're very helpful

Well, I can now add another country that I’ve visited in South America. I’m back from Montevideo, Uruguay and I have to say it’s a very tranquil city. The people are very laid back there. If you are looking for a mellow environment, than you need to go to Montevideo. I type very quickly and I’m going to post some of my thoughts from my brief trip there. It contains a lot of non-chica information so if you are only looking for information on girls, please skip this report or fast forward to the last paragraph.

Although I was just there a quick weekend, I usually really take the time to explore a new city and see all there is to see. It was no different in this case. I explored just about every part of the city. Montevideo is a relatively small city. The city itself only has about 1.5 million people and Uruguay as a country only has about 3 million people. It is located across from Buenos Aires separated by the Rio de la Plata. Many people often mistake the River for an ocean since it is so big.

The unit of currency there is the Uruguayan peso (designated NP$ or $U). Uruguayan pesos are available in $10; $20; $50; $100; $200; $500; $1,000; and $5,000 bills. The exchange rate at the casa de cambio was about 27 pesos to US$1. It is helpful to note that the Uruguayan peso was devalued in 2002.


Montevideo is considerably cheaper than Buenos Aires. If you are retired looking for a place to spend your retirement than Montevideo could be a good choice. You are only a 3 hour ferry ride to Buenos Aires. The city is relaxed and quite charming. There is a strong contrast from the old city and the new city. The older part of the city kind of reminded me of parts of Havana. Many of the buildings are uninhabited and look like they are ready to crumble to the ground. They are still very beautiful and make you think to yourself, “if only someone would take the time and investment to rebuild the area it would be very prosperous”.


Uruguay is the 2nd smallest country in South America. The living standard there seemed high. I was told by several people that Uruguayans were known for being “cheap” or not wanting to spend money. I didn’t notice that from my trip other than the fact that most things there seemed to be cheaper than other places in South America that I’ve visited (Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Peru, Colombia). They have the reputation for the best medical care system in South America, which also makes it an appealing place if you’re thinking of retirement. They have a high literacy rate and the middle class here seems much larger than the other countries I’ve visited in SA.

Their elections are on October 3rd and something I found quite fascinating is the youth are really involved in politics there. On Saturday there were many people on the Rambla (beachfront area). They were holding political rallies and young kids made up most of the crowds there. They were waving flags, handing out flyers and cheering for their respective politician. It was fascinating to see the youth so involved in the political process. It told me a lot about the country from seeing that this weekend. Late at night on Friday I also witnessed younger kids pasting flyers on building walls and spray painting slogans for their party.

I stayed at the NH Columbia Hotel located in the old town area. It was very nice and a true 4 star hotel (American rating system). The staff was very friendly and the place was clean. They had free internet access available in their lobby. The room I stayed in had a nice view of the River and the breakfast buffet was good. I can recommend this hotel. There isn’t much around the hotel since it’s in the old town (Ciudad Vieja) but it’s a quick walk to the town center. The Ciudad Vieja was built on a small peninsula and is very interesting. I hope someone decides to reinvest in that area in the future. It could be a good investment.

The city as I mentioned is very relaxed. Almost too relaxed. I found the city almost void of any real life compared to Buenos Aires. It can be a good romantic place to go with someone special. I wasn’t interested in my friend that I went with so it wasn’t particularly romantic. Most of the action is focused in the Plaza Independencia and the Rambla (riverfront area). Those were the only two areas that were alive and full of life. I liked the Rambla area. It was always full of people, especially younger kids and teenagers. Everyone comes here on the weekends and I’m told in the summer it’s packed. There is a stretch of the Rambla that reminded me of Copacabana in Rio de Janiero since it curves around like on Avenida Atlantica.

The food is very good there and there are plenty of good restaurants. My favorites were La Corte in the Plaza Independencia and Che Montevideo located on the Ramba.

Something else very interesting is that many, many, many people are walking around with big thermoses and “mate cups”. For those of you that don’t know what Mate is, it’s like a kind of tea. I kept laughing because I never saw anything like it in all my travels around the world. In Argentina people do drink mate but it’s usually at home. The Rambla was filled with kids, teenagers, youth and senior citizens all walking around with those thermoses you’d see a blue collar worker carrying around. I kept joking with my friend that it was actually cool because if you saw a hot girl you could use the line, “Puedo probar tu mate?” (can I try some of your mate).

The Plaza Independencia has an antique fair every Saturday and it’s quite interesting. If you are an antique lover you will find it very interesting as they had many more items than the San Telmo fair in Buenos Aires on Sundays. I don’t like antiques so most of it seemed like junk to me but it was still interesting to see. If you like old fashioned cameras they had many. Most were like 300 pesos ($11 US) so it seemed like a good deal. They had a lot of other junk. One English man was going to buy this old Rolex and I took a look at it. I just laughed once I took a good look at it. It was a good knock off but it was clear it wasn’t real. Genuine Rolexes don’t “tick” with the second hand. It sweeps. The man asked me if it was real and I told him no. The vendedor (seller) wasn’t too happy with me and gave me a sour face. Hey, I couldn’t lie! Speaking of time. Montevideo is one hour ahead of BA time.

I found the girls of Uruguay to be pretty but kind of in a reserved way. The girls there are shy compared to the girls in BA. I did see many beautiful girls in the stores, on the Rambla and working in the restaurants. Something that was a turn on for me is that I didn’t notice many girls smoking in Uruguay compared to Buenos Aires. Another sign to me that the health care system is doing a good job of letting them know the dangers of smoking. Not many people smoke here compared to other Latin American countries I’ve been to. Even in the taxis, all had signs that said, “Please no smoking”. I loved it as a non-smoker!

Taxis are not particularly a good deal. In fact, they could be expensive depending on where you are going. The taxis operate like in Cali, Colombia. The meters don’t have a running tab with the dollar amount due. There is a numeral system that starts at 1 and goes to whatever your destination runs up to. They have a chart in the taxi that shows the amount due. My hotel was located in the Cuidad Vieja so most rides to some restaurants on the Rambla were about 160 pesos (almost $6 US or 18 ARG peseos) one way. Another thing fascinating was that even though the city is extremely safe, the taxis all have this thick bullet proof glass separating you from them. It makes it very difficult to communicate with the driver. I’m not sure why they have this system as it seems extremely safe in this town. Maybe others can enlighten me as to the reason why?

It’s difficult flagging down a taxi on the Rambla as there aren’t too many. I found it was easier to walk up a few blocks on a residential street and you could usually find one there. Also, keep in mind that there is a day rate and a night rate that the taxis charge. The night rate is a little more expensive. Only one taxi driver tried charging me the night rate during the day and when I pointed it out to him he claimed it was a mistake.

My friend had a friend that lived/worked in Montevideo so we stopped at her apartment. She was an older woman that was an expat working here. She had a beautiful apartment facing the water and it was 3 bedrooms. I would guess it to be about 1,900 sq. feet. I was surprised when she told me that her rent was only $600 US per month. She told me that her friend rents a smaller apartment facing the River for $400 US per month. Another good reason to retire here if you like the slow paced life. She told me that property here is cheap compared to Buenos Aires. She told me you can purchase a decent sized apartment (800 sq. feet) facing the River for about $40,000 US. She also explained many of the things I already noticed about Montevideo. She said that it was boring there. I told her how I thought the city was void of life and she laughed and agreed with me. She said that she goes to Buenos Aires when she wants to have fun. She has traveled all over the world as I have and she agreed that BA is a special place full of life. She is originally from Europe.

While walking with my friend downtown, I noticed a real estate office. I saw tons of listings and it confirmed that property is considerably cheaper here than Buenos Aires.

Montevideo had really nice neighborhoods as well. I took a city tour and it went through all of the nice residential areas of the city. I especially liked the area where all the embassies are located. It’s a very beautiful area and I would guess property is expensive in this area.

Perhaps the most beautiful and romantic spot is in the Plaza de la Armada facing the beaches and the city. You can see most of the city and it’s nice at sunset. People genuinely seem happy in this city and I found it interesting that many of them have never visited Buenos Aires even though it’s a short ferry ride away. The city definitely has a personality that is unique.

It’s not a place you need much time to explore. A weekend trip is probably enough to see much of the city. They have a city tour that is 3 hours long and costs $15 US. Much of it was boring (4 people I noticed fell asleep…including me!!) and it probably could be cut down to 1.5 hours but is still cheaper than taking a taxi around to see those areas. Traffic is not congested here and if you did retire here owning a car would be ideal since traffic isn’t crazy like the rest of South America.

Last but not least, I did manage to hobby while here. One night my friend fell asleep and I managed to go out and do some exploring. I only managed to read about one place on WSG located at 1520 Tacuarembó. I didn’t know what to expect but I thought I’d put my reporting cap on for the “team”. You walk in and there is a desk with some girls standing around. I asked them if there were girls available and how many. She said about 10 girls. I sat down on this couch and girls started streaming in. Really, I was extremely disappointed. Most of the girls seemed out of shape and not really attractive. There were a few ok girls but no one I’d normally pay to see. Although some of them seemed to be about the level of some of the girls at Hook, Ness, Cattos, etc. in Buenos Aires. I rarely pull girls out of those clubs but if you do then you might like the selection at 1520 Tacuarembó.

Most of the girls were a 5 or 6 on a scale of 10. There was one 7 and I did ask to session with her to see what the inside of the rooms were like. The girl was from Montevideo and she was nice. She explained the pricing system. I didn’t want to be away too long since I was supposed to eat dinner with my friend. I asked for the ½ hour rate and I was floored when she said only 180 pesos (less than $7 US!!). Then she went on to say that if you wanted to do oral on her it was another few pesos, suck her breasts another few and if you wanted BBBJ another few, kissing another few. I wasn’t interested in kissing or oral on her but I did request a BBBJ. The session wasn’t mind blowing but I did pop so I guess it couldn’t be too bad huh? I’m not sure how much the session should have cost but I gave her 250 pesos ($9.50 US). She told me that an hour session is only 300 pesos ($11.25 US). I wouldn’t go back here based on the quality of girls but again, some of you that aren’t so picky would probably like it here. I was amazed at how cheap it was. I didn’t have time to read the WSG reports on the prices. I just quickly scribbled the address on a piece of paper so I kept thinking I was converting wrong but those are the prices. She told me they are open 10 AM to 2 AM.

As I walked out the girl asked me to come back again. She told me the first session the girls don’t make much money but if a client returns and is a repeat customer the girls get to keep half. That kind of sucks to me. As I was walking down the street a guy handed me a little card that said, “Glamour – te espera” Promo $100 pesos . Tacuarembó 1412 (entre 18 de Julio y Guayao). Telefono: 4021669 Visita nuestra pagina: www.uruguayerotico.com (the site doesn’t work – I just tried).
Mondays – Saturdays 10 AM to 3 AM; Sundays 6 PM to 2 AM.

Judging that some guy is handing out these cards I would guess there are a lot of sexual houses/apartments in this area. I didn’t have time to explore the sex scene in detail there but I would think there is a higher end scene with hotter girls. The girl I saw told me that there are a lot of bar type clubs to pick up girls. There are people with money in Montevideo and there must be a higher end scene. I’m sure it is a lot cheaper than BA. This is worth investigating for some of you that have the time and money to explore. Hope this helps.

Saint

Saint, you give specifics on girl pricing, but not on hotel and other pricing. Can you elaborate? I think I'd like to check out Montevideo on my next BA trip.

Jaimito,

Sorry. I typed it up so fast I didn't think of everything. I stayed at the NH Hotel that I purchased in a package from Buquebus's main office on Cordoba. They have pretty cheap trips there in packages. A 2 night/3 day trip from Buenos Aires was 516 pesos ($174 US) for two people. That included breakfast but not lunch and dinner which I would recommend you go to restaurants anyway and not eat in the hotel. They gave you the option of paying 288 pesos ($96 US) more for two people to take the ferry directly from BA to Montevideo instead of taking the ferry to Colonia and then sitting on a bus ride for another 2.5 to 3 hours to Montevideo.

I don't like buses so I opted to pay that 288 pesos for the both of us. If you go alone it's 144 pesos more.

The conversion rate is a little annoying because it's hard sometimes to do the 27: 1 on prices of various items. I did 30:1 in my head because it was easier to figure out. Restaurants were cheap. A nice restaurant called La Corte located in the Plaza Independencia had great food and the service was quite good. I didn't drink alcohol but a dinner for two people with appetizers, entrees, drinks and dessert was something like US$20 + tip. Of course you can get great food in Buenos Aires for 60 pesos for two people but usually not in the same type of restaurant.

Something else unique to Uruguay is that they have a sandwich called a "Chivito". I've never seen that word before I came here. It's a sandwich they have that is quite good. They had fast food chains that had them but they also sold them at nice restaurants. I had one at a restaurant called, Don Peperone, near the Plaza Independencia and it was quite good.

You can spend a nice weekend here and not drop too much money. As I mentioned, it could be a romantic get a way but could get boring too if you like a big city. I think the hobby scene there is worth exploring. I'm almost sure there is a bigger hobby scene there with good girls. The economy there is not too great. If I had more time to explore I would have checked out the scene. I don't think it would be too difficult to find all the action there. I hope my report stirs some interest in visiting this town and we start reading more reports. Good luck.

Saint,

Thanks alot for a great report. I will be in Montevideo in January for 2 weeks of Spanish school. I like the slow pace and still be in a metropolitan area. Further, it's nice being so close to Buenos Aires. I was going over the escort websites for BA and have fallen in love with several of those sweeties. I plan on doing 2 weeks of exploring in some detail and will report my results. I will also be in Costa Rica over thanksgiving. I just think it's getting too expensive in CR compared to when I first started going there 7-8 years ago.

Saint,

Glad you enjoyed Montevideo and that you discovered the Chevito, a thin-steak sandwich piled high with toppings. Another culinary item is faina, a thin-crusted chickpea paste that is cooked quickly in a high-heat pizza oven and is generally enjoyed with wine or a beer. My Uruguayan friends tell me it came to Uruguay from Genoa, and I've never seen it in Buenos Aires.

I lived in Montevideo for 3 months last year and found the most interesting area to be Pocitos, which is along the Ramblas and just east of Punta Carratas. Reminded me a lot of the Marina area of San Francisco.

There is no doubt, as many former posts to the board attest, that Montevideo isn't in the same league as B.A., Montevideo is smaller, poorer, and slower paced--but the people are lovely, friendly, and outward looking (stuck between Brazil and Argentina, they have no choice).

Probably the best Monger resource is a local website maintained by "Mr. Relax" that provides a forum for the local "*********." You have to be able to read Spanish, but it is a good resource for local reports and can be found by typing in fororelax into a good search engine (I don't want to violate Jackson's rules by putting in the actual website link). Of course, most of the locals complain that the action in Montevideo is limited and that the best talent quickly moves on to B.A.

Anyone wanting more information on Montevideo is welcome to PM me. And Saint, thanks for all the great information on B.A.

Wine Gaucho

I have friend that travels to So. America a lot, but doesn't want an internet presence. He told me about a place he visited in MVD, it is called Acuarela, it is located at Ejido 1626 phone 916047.
From what he told me the price was $25 USD ( he said the price was quoted in dollars, a big surprise) for 30-45 minutes.
He said he had a choice between about 10-12 girls ranging from 4-7 and mostly fairly young.
I didn't get the details, but I gathered there wasn't a lot of GFE type activities.
I don't know a whole lot more, but thought that it might add to the small amount of info here. I think his visit was in the afternoon, but am not sure.
Hope it helps!

Hi pals,

Thank you very much for the info provided in this Forum, it proved to be really useful.
Just to pay all of you back here is my experience with a nice young woman I found along the Rambla in Pocitos neighborhood.

First of all let me say that she is my type of woman, so in the physical appearence I can't be objective.

Her name is Belen, about 24/25 yo, slim, very small tits, about 100 pounds (45kgs), she is quite easygoing and most important of all she is exceptional in bed. Her ass is magnificen, and she knows it.

She will do everytinng you ask, full kisses, BJ, oral, anal (unless you are extremly gifted).

Her tariff is $u 2.000 (about USD 65/70) the hour but she doesn't keep an eye on the watch.

She will go to your hotel if you want or take you to a dating hotel.

She doesn't publish in internet but you may contact her to her cell phone (from Montevideo 099-918-780 / from other countries +598-99-918-780)

Any time I am in MVD I call her, in my opinion she is one of the best sw I ever found.

Ok, thats all folks, sorry for my poor english (my first language is spanish).

If you need more info about this girl or others in the area please let me know, I will be glad to share my experiences.

As soon as I have some spare time I will post my experiences with other girls.
Have a nice time

Danny

Daniel Boyle,

Thanks for your detailed information on Belen, which I believe means Bethlehem, but her price is too high unless she is the quality of Black's in BA.

Although everyone has the right to spend money as he or she pleases, I do believe in the power of the "union" and feel everybody should try to keep mongering costs low and not allow themselves to be overcharged. Just to give mongerers the other side of the spectrum, Sensaciones girls only charge around 200 Uruguayan pesos, which at 27 pesos to a dollar is $US7.40. The Uruguayan equivalent of WSGforum called "relax" will give mongerers a better idea of the costs.

Hot To Cool

Hot to Cool,

I agree with you that this chick is not cheap. One point I forgot to mention in my post is that I usually stay with the girls 2 or three hours and sometimes ovenight, and the extra above the first hour price is negligible.

The average cost of a SW in Pocitos (the area I know better) is of $u 500 the hour for a complete service (also each girl has different interpretations about what "complete" means)

There is a wide range of prices and quality, I have heard of a girl that gives you a "mamada" (BJ) in the car seat for $u 100

Of course there is always the possibility of finding a gem in a barn but most of the time prices are directly related to quality.

When I was young I didn't care too much about quality, but now that I'm middle aged things changed; I expect not only a sexual encounter but a beautiful woman, young, eager to please, with a good education, clean, well dressed, sexy, with all her teeth and, of course, excellent in bed.

I only recommend chicks that are up to my expectations, therefore, they usually won't be cheap.

In my humble opinion a bargain is when you get more for less, otherway you are just paying for what you get.

As you said "everyone has the right to spend money as he or she pleases". You can drive a good japanese car or you can drive a Mercedes, both will take you to your destiny, but the feeling is not the same. I can't afford a Mercedez, but I can afford a really nice girl.

As soon as I find some spare time I will post my XP's with other chicks in Montevideo, both cheap and expensive, recommendable and not so recommendable.

Lets keep the Forum spirit high

Regards,

Danny

Hot to Cool,

I agree with you, Belén is not a cheap, but in my opinion, with few exceptions, you get what you pay for.

I also know several unexpensive girls, I even know of one that makes you a decent BJ for $u 100, but there are a lot of components (all or most of them subjectives) that you have to take in consideration to assert if the price is right or not (beauty, cleanness, attitude, cultural level, age, experience, etc.)

Besides, I use to ask the girls to stay not less than 2 or 3 hours and sometimes overnight; in such cases I have never paid more than $u 3,000 plus drinks & food.

There are several other girls in Montevideo that charge $u 1,500 or $u 2,000 the hour plus cab fare.

For instance you have Romina ([url]http://sublime.urusexy.net/romi.htm[/url]) or Sofia at the same phone (she has not published pictures), both are blondes, very young, with beautiful bodies, one is an art student and the other a ballet dancer. I heartly recommend both of them.

Forums are for sharing experiences, good and bad, so everybody can benefit of them; because of my taste most of my comments will relate to girls that are in the high end of the market offering, not all of them to be recommended of course (as cheap not always mean poor quality, expensive not always mean excellence)

As I like to be possitive, my first post in this Forum was about one of the girls that provided me with the best satisfaction/price ratio, in the following posts I will talk of girls to avoid.

Danny

Ok, so besides Monteviedeo, in the summer time all the parties come together at this place called Punta del Este or so I heard, its suppose to be like the Ibiza of South America, and loads of people from all over South America go there and enjoy a vacation, so what is happening there with the scene?.

thanks to the always useful info here, i discovered that there is one forum (relax) had tons of info on a more than abundant uruguayan scene. as i'll be in mvd in the following weeks to feel the summer there, i was astonished with lots of tips (only in spanish though), that were surprising for me, someone that has stayed there for long periods.
if it's not against the rules i will translate parts that can be useful for international mongers. the bottom line is that there are many nice girls, extensively (some of them, more than convenient) reviewed by a team of uruguayan mongers, and a nice gallery of pictures from real girls.
bottom line: montevideo is a placid city, but beneath the surface seems to be an underground world with plenty of nice women, skilled (partly because there are many 30 something and plus) and extremely cheap (or high cost/benefit ratio). usd 20 - 30 seem to be a normal rate for good talent and extended sessions. the cons: the scene is extremely rep001tered, there are nice sw in a dozen of street corners and in different hours of the night, the whiskerías and bars are not the best option but are many times the only available to tourists without local knowledge and a car to wander through the hot spots. english (and portuguese as well) seems to be difficult to find, but this can be just a perception from the absence of foreigners moving the market. locals get lots of gfe and the usual % of dead fishes. that's why a collective intelligence unit like the wsgforum is so important.
i will try to confirm the data with my friends there and ask for: 1. well rated girls with some english skills; and 2. a few taxi drivers that can be english-speaking drivers in night tours. perhaps jackson and roxana can establish a branch here.

Everyone seems to be posting on the cheaper scene. Is there any really high end scene with model hot girls in Montevideo? I just discovered that I'm about 800 miles short for making my EXP status with American Airlines so I need to take a quick trip before the end of the month. The only real time I have is this weekend so I might just fly for one night since American flies there direct from EZE. Can anyone post or PM me if they know any details of a really high end club or apartment with hot model type girls. I just registered for that Relax website so I'll see if I can find any helpful information.

Thanks in advance.

________________

PS I registerd for Fororelax website and spent some time going through it earlier very quickly. From what I gather, most of the girls are bad. These guys aren't so picky. Oh well.

I don't know of any club or apartment with hot model type girls. Recently a guy in Mr. Relax forum came with the same request but nobody had reliable information.

I have no interest in this category because, in my opinion, the cost/benefit ratio is too high, usually these girls are only worried with their appearance, they think they are godess and don't care about your satisfaction.

I prefer the medium level category, where you can have unknown beautiful girls at a reasonable price ($u 1,000 / 1,500 the hour with huge discounts for 2 or 3 hours)

Anyway, if you still wish to have a known model or actress I sugest you to visit the places where those women use to go (fashion restaurants and night clubs), there you can make your approach directly (in the case of the less known girls) or through their assistants (in the case of the well known girls).

Expect prices starting at about USD 500

Good luck

Danny

Thanks Daniel,

That's pretty much what I figured. I didn't see any really hot girls on the various websites. The locals don't seem to be too picky. There was one Brasilera in town that wasn't too bad but she isn't going to be in town this weekend. I just booked a direct flight on American Airlines from Buenos Aires (EZE). The round-trip cost was u$s 160 which I didn't think was too bad considering it's a last minute flight. Scheduling just one week out drops the price down to $125. I tried going to Sao Paulo instead but the prices were insane for a last minute ticket.

I'm only there for 2 days but I'll really do my best to search hard for some kind of higher end scene there. I'll report back what I find out. Montevideo is a pretty laid back place so maybe what I'm looking for doesn't exist.

Take care all.

i`m here in montevideo now. i had a pretty fun night last night. i went to pykaros and the quality is very bad. there were maybe only about 2 girls there worth pulling out (and they were not that hot). the address is convencion 1260. the other place, baires, around the corner isn´t so good either. again, maybe 2 girls worth pulling out. the weekends here are dead like in some of the clubs in ba. mostly a local scene and most of the clientele are married guys so expectedly, the clubs are dead on the weekends.

there are a few black brasilian girls at pykaros. not my type but some of you might like them. the drinks are cheap compared to buenos aires boliches. i think my drink was something like u$s 4 and the girls drinks are like u$s 7. when i walked in, i had several girls flock over to me. it was clear that i was the only foreigner in the place. not too many guys were in there. i had one paraguaya ask me to buy her a drink. she was decent looking but i just got there so i wanted to wait a while. i asked her about prices and she told me 1.5- 2 hours for u$s 50 or many hours-all night for u$s 100. i really didn´t have time to read wsg on the prices so i just told her that i´d look around and invite her later if i didn´t find a girl i liked.

eventually girls would come over and introduce themselves. i got ther around 12:30 am as i read that it doesn´t get going until after then. they didn´t charge me a cover fee but as i left with my girl i saw they were charging it to a few guys so not sure why they didn´t charge me. i talked to a fairly pretty paraguaya and she was about 25 years old. most of the girls are older here it seems. i wasn´t thrilled about my girl but she was nice and really affectionate in the club. i knew it would be a good session. i was dead tired from going out with jackdaniels from wsg the night before and i pulled out a girl in ba the previous night so i only slept 2 hours before i had to fly that morning to montevideo.

anyway, she told me there is a two drink minimum to pull the girls out. i´m not sure if that´s true or not. drinks for girls were relatively cheap. something like $6 or u$s 7. my total bill for my red bull (speed), and her 2 drinks with a decent tip was uy$ 500. it was a good session and she stayed a few hours. she asked for uy$2,000 pesos but i shot her down saying it was too much. the place was dead and i wished her good luck. then she laughed and knew i was right. i ended up getting her down to uy$1500 pesos for several hours but i ended up giving her 2,000 pesos (aprx. u$s 78) for the few hours. i didn´t have any smaller bills and she had no change. oh well. i suggest you get change as the atm´s just gave me 500 and 1,000 peso notes. it was a good session and she was very sweet. no model but she was the best girl in the club.

i have very limited experience here but i´ve found the clubs aren´t good value for the quality of girls. i know there are many private apartments and they are dirt cheap. i think last time i paid something like u$s 13 or so. the experience wasn´t 7x as good and that´s how much more you end up spending in the clubs. however, the clubs are a good place to just relax and have a drink and chat with girls. i don´t always look at the cost and moreso just to enjoy myself. i know many on wsg are more price conscious so i´m including this information. personally, no one would come to mvd to hobby. but if you were here the better value would be to go from apartment to apartment looking for gems.

i´ll come back and edit this post later to add more details about my trip. i´m leaving tonight. i only came because i was short on miles for american airlines to keep my status. honestly, the best and cheapest way to get here is the way i came a few months ago on the buquebus. the taxi from the airport is u$s 23 and is in a mercedes benz. when you add up the cost of the flight u$s 170, the airport transfer to-from the airport in ba and in montevideo it adds up. better to take the buquebus. i´m staying in the same hotel as last time (nh columbia hotel). i got a suite with a king bed and a view of the river. very nice. last night when i walked in with my girl they didn´t stop and ask her for her id but she voluntarily went up and gave it to them which i thought was a little strange. anyway, i´m going to do some shopping now. it´s a gorgeous day here with not a cloud in the sky. the weather here is much better than in ba because it´s not humid here like in ba.

Hi pals,

I have been very busy last weeks (day & night); I don't want to bother you with my daylight activities so I will tell you only about my nights.

I have found three new girls worth a try, all of them like men and women alike; I favour that condition since, once in a week, I like to stay with two girls, and if they like each other it will sure be a great night.

I don't use to call girls that work together, I prefer to arrange a meeting with two girls that don't know each other, the novelty works for all the parties.

Ok, let's go to the report.

Anna ([url]www.placeres.com.uy[/url])
Phone: +598 (94) 351810 (from abroad) (094) 351810 (within Uruguay)
About 28 yo, nice body, fair face, excelent cultural level, she is also a licensed masseuse and very good at it.

Table:
Face: 7
Body: 8
Boobs: 8.5
Ass: 7.5
Oral: BBBJ
Anal: No
Kisses: DFK
Disposition: 10
Keep an eye on the watch: NO
Tariff: $u 1.000 the hour (full service), discount apply to longer periods.

Alexia ([url]www.placeres.com.uy[/url])
Phone: +598 (94) 252313 (from abroad) (094) 252313 (within Uruguay)
About 25 yo, nice body, beautiful face, blonde, likes to play and change of roles; tell her your fantasy and she will fulfill it.

Table:
Face: 9
Body: 8.5
Boobs: 6
Ass: 7
Oral: BBBJ
Anal: No
Kisses: DFK
Disposition: 10
Keep an eye on the watch: NO
Tariff: $u 1.000 the hour (full service), discount apply to longer periods.

Alexandra ([url]www.lospioneros.com[/url])
Phone: +598 (099) 649660 (from abroad) (094) 649660 (within Uruguay)
Slim, tall, beautiful face, incredible sucking

Table:
Face: 9
Body: 9.5
Boobs: 8
Ass: 9
Oral: BBBJ
Anal: she say YES, I didn't try it yet
Kisses: DFK
Disposition: 10
Keep an eye on the watch: NO
Tariff: $u 1.000 the hour (full service), discount apply to longer periods.

I tried the following combinations:
Belen (see report in previous post) / Anna: Very good
Belen / Alexia: Excellent
Alexia / Alexandra: Excellent

As I have told you before, Belen is my favorite, for several personal reasons, and I see her every time I'm in MVD , but I think Alexandra is coming very close, I will test Alexandra again next week, this time only us.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYBODY.

Danny

Thanks for the information. BTW, what happened to Mr Relax? My Spanish isn't that good. I maybe understand 1/3. I saw that he had some notice a week ago or so. I'll be in Montevideo next month so am looking forward to hobbying a bit. Is it typical for the girls on placers to charge $1000 pesos? Cheap by US standards but it seems a little high for Uruguay. Have you used El Pais ads? I'll report on my activities after I arrive. Again, thanks for a great report.

[QUOTE=chukichz]Thanks for the information. BTW, what happened to Mr Relax? My Spanish isn't that good. I maybe understand 1/3. I saw that he had some notice a week ago or so. I'll be in Montevideo next month so am looking forward to hobbying a bit. Is it typical for the girls on placers to charge $1000 pesos? Cheap by US standards but it seems a little high for Uruguay. Have you used El Pais ads? I'll report on my activities after I arrive. Again, thanks for a great report.[/QUOTE]Hi Chukichz,

As I told before in other posts you can get cheaper girls and also more expensive ones, the girls I favour are in the range of $u 1.000 the hour because in my experience they offer the best cost/benefit ratio. In this range you can get very pretty girls, young, clean, nice bodies and very nice to be with.

With regard to the newspaper El Pais I don't use it as a source of information, I was told that it is like a "roulette", you don't know what you will get until you are there, it's pure luke.

The forum Mr.Relax is a good source of data.

If you need more specific info tell me what you are looking for and I will be glad to search Mr Relax for you.

Regards,

Danny

Hi Daniel,

Mr Relax seems to be closed. Are you able to use it at this time? Thanks.

Ok, now for those of you that KNOW where Lido is, move on to the next post. For those of you that have posted where it is, take friggin note on how to give directions to a fellow monger.

I friggin walked aroung Rio Negro and 18 de Julio for 20 minutes before I found where Lido ACTUALLY is.... In Galeria Polverin, on 18 de Julio 1077, near esquina de Paraguay. Tel...908 5753. Second floor.

Now fellow mongers. THIS is how we give proper directions. Was just there on tues. night at midnight, fucking empty, bartender said come back after 2 AM. I will do that after checking out some titty bars near the Radison.

Also went to Star Belen at 3 PM today. Had Sol, a 6 at most, 25 extra pounds, but an incredible, Brazillian GFE...wow... 1000 pesos in the "bedroom"

All pretty thick there but extremely nice. Nothing above a 6.5 on the latina Addict, I like em young and thin scale. The mamason will even cut your hair, manicure, etc for well under 10 bucks all inclusive. Hell, even the owner is pretty much fuckable, if any has had her, please post! Older, but what the heck, this is not Rio!

Latina Addict

Ok, as Promised, I did go back to Lido, since that cool guy Latina Addict posted proper directions. Arrived at 1:30 AM was about half full, completely filled up by 2:00. Looks like a normal disco/bar, not much unlike Help, but with a sick twist. From my wandering, only 2/3,at most, of the chicks there are on the program. Is very easy to horribly insult a "normal" ****. I spent a lot of breaths figureing out who was who. Prices are basically what the whiskerias are. 1000 pesitos for an hour or two. No real stunners, but maybe 30 doable, and ages ran the gammut from 20 to 50. Overall, I did not like the attitudes of either program, or¨normal cunts, so I left and went back to San Jose street, at Florida street. There you will find Baires. Stepped in and I knew right away the value was not there that Latina Addict demands. Did an abrupt 180 (Remember, I have been doing this shit around the world, and know expensive (all relative I know) drinks and Puss when I smell it.

So I went around the corner to Florida 1276 to Hot Night. 7 chicks, 2 doable, one cute blonde doing nasty lap dances and the other, named Meli, or Melisa.. BTW she just left.7 PM.The fucking increasingly normal cien la noche is what this stupid monger paid, but that ass was purty fucking nice. Brunnette, and slightly less GFE than I normally demand, but nice sleeping partner. I loooooovvveeee hard asses and waking up to pound them!

Note to Exon...Listen Exon it is not just the porteñas that go on the rag during the program. Shit! haha, well at least we did not ruin the mattress.

Other flyers I received (did not try)....W. Ferreira Aldunate 1312 908-8182.
One that says GAROTAS. W. Ferreira ( ex Rio Branco) 1305 908-9548. I did walk by there but appeared the value was lacking. Much like Baires.

Remember if the Latina Addict is going to overpay for Puss, he is not going to pay bar fines and high drink prices, but hey, my prejudice comes from years of getting burned. YMMV

Tonight, will try a normal club I heard of named Bolero, conveniently located near the fuck districk that is 18 de Julio and San Jose streets.

[QUOTE=chukichz]Hi Daniel,

Mr Relax seems to be closed. Are you able to use it at this time? Thanks.[/QUOTE]It's working fine, I visited it yesterday night and a few minutes ago and have no problem.

Danny

Just left Sensacioes at 3 PM. Had a really good session with Paula. 26YO, 5 lbs overweight, nice ass and lonnnggg curly jet black hair. No titties, but hey, the Latina Addict likes the 15YO looking titties, even on a 26YO. ( Not recommending or lookig for illegal puss, so don't let your mind wander). 9 chicas total kissed me on the cheek. Ranges 5 to 7. There were 2 6's Paula was a 7 and the others were 5's. On the Miami SW scale Paula is an easy 9.

Great GFE, not Brazillian GFE, but a genuinely swwet girl. 2 Kids have been spit out of that tight twat, but you would never know it. All covered. Now comes the good part. The full prices for EVERYTHING have been lacking on this forum. For the hour the Latina Addict demands with DFK, Daty (did not partake ), all positions, unknown about anal, touching everywhere, all covered pretty good honeymoon sex was 420 pesos.

Yep you poor fucking bastards reading this up in fucking sex prison. Honeymoon sex with a genuine sweetheart for less than 18 bucks for the hour. No dinner, no whining, no meeting the parents, no PMS, no begging, no diseases (checked monthly), no attitude, no FWOVTG (Fucking Waste Of Vaginal Tissue Gringas), no fucking bitching. Just pure honeymoon, girlfriend sex with the girl of your choice.

After, I walked around the corner and had my haircut for 35 pesos ($1.3) and got the extra shampoo all for 50 pesos. Now, this is where The Latina Addict does not mind tipping. I gave her 100 pesitos and ya would have thought she won the lottery! Really cute 25YO, but damn it she has a boyfriend. Oh well down the street to get a manicure and let the prostate fill back up. I hope I can find more to post on later.

Latine Addict

One thing I forgot to mention on the last post, when you go to last place I mentioned, (shit did I say that place was 1626 Ejido?¿ Sorry if I did not) go ahead and fuck sweet Paula, and take note of the broken heart necklace I bought her and think of the Latina addict pounding her before you. She promised to always wear it and heck, it was only 50 pesitos, but it sure made her smile.

Went to "Divas" as recommended by the flyer handed to me on 18 de Julio. Location is Yaguaron 1414. Holy shit guys, upon my entry at 4 PM, I followed a fucking 19YO sweet, innocent Goddess in. Friggen hard ass, B cup titties and a smile that would melt any heart. Upon my presentation of the only 2 available chicas, she (named Chris) was not presented. I had to insist I wanted her, (she has pissed off the older, out of date, 22 YO's I guess) She came in and never stopped smiling, how sweet. On the street she is a 9.5 easy, given an extra point given that she really was only 18 and has her birthday this coming Sunday, 2 Jan. Absolute fucking little angle with one bad twist. She does not know how to fuck. Basic Mannequin sex, but with that hard assed, rock hard tittied body who gives a shit! Basic services (all covered once again...Damn it!!!) are 400 per hour. DFK 50 extra, titty kisses 50, Daty, extra 100. Total was 600 pesitos! ($23 bucks guys, shit some of you jerk off to less attractive teens on the internet for more money than that!) Shit, that puss was sooo sweet and fresh I just had to munch on those teenie tiny 18YO almost non existant pussy lips. Fresh, sweet, freshly washes barely pink, hardly used....sigh.... Just imagine the most youngest and sweetest chica you have seen on those barely legal web sites, and Chris is it. The mannequin like sex was slightly improved by the fact that every time I looked up at those fucking gorgeous B cup titties and her sweet face, she would give me a great big sweetheart of a smile.

Not much of a GFE performance, but barely legal sex hardly is, outside of Brazil.

There is a bar downstairs to look at the chicks before choosing. There was another pretty smoking hot skinny chick that I would love to fuck, but she appeared to be an aged, 22 plus or so. The other one was the normal 15 to 25 lbs overweight chica. Gawd, this young barely legal shit is pretty addicting, if only for the masturbation in a tight, young, pubescent, sweet twat, while grasping those hard, perfectly formed hips and ass.

Final analysis guys, ok, this is not Baires, Sao Paulo, Lime or Rio. DO NOT COME HERE only to monger, but if ya need to be here, open your fucking eyes, don't be a chicken shit like my fellow c0-workers, learn a little spanish and have an incredible time. As bad as people say it is here, some are close to right, it is absolute fucking heaven outside sex prison with those nasty FWOVTG's. (administrator, please submit this acronym to Jackson, all I tell it to laugh their ass off and it is so true!)

Latina Addict

The one thing that blows me away about mvd are the prices. The best bargain by far was Nora. She advertises in el gallito under massage. OK, she is not a beauty. But she gives a passable massage and after that a very good bbbj cim. All this for US equivalent of $8 ($200 pesos). She also has a friend but she was away when I was there. You can practically be a street person in mvd and pay for play.

Chukichz,

I checked the March 6th Sunday edition of EL Pais newspaper and couldn´t find the ad for Nora. Anyway, that was no great loss. I went to Ejido 1638 and picked Cynthia of a line-up of 4 hotties who kissed you on the cheek and introduced themselves. She´s a 21 year old blonde who gave a good GFE with multiple positions( no anal, not my cup of tea) for 390 Uruguayan pesos( about 15.60 USD) for a hour. She was very good at licking Johnson especially. She´s about 5ft3,a little bit on the skinny side with a good conversationalist attitude( I speak good Spanish) and small natural pear sized tits. A drink(Coke) for me and one for her cost 15 pesos each. Total damage was 420 pesos or about 16.80 USD. She goes on my "recommend" list.

Here´s one for the "not recommended" list. I went to play slots at the casino near the 800 block of Colonia around midnight. It felt safe to walk the eight blocks there and many restaurants were still open on a Tuesday night. I played 200 pesos worth of 2 peso coins and got back 400 pesos and quit while I was ahead. I went over to the Moon River karaoke cabaret near the same block and a short-haired brunette named Katy immediately came over and pecked me on the cheek. After 2 drinks for her and 1 drink for me at 150 pesos each, we headed for my room at the Embajador Hotel(address San Jose 1212 at 30 USD per 0night). Reception allowed her in at 2 AM after asking her to leave her ID at the desk( no extra cost for her). We went to the room, she stripped, and she went to the shower to turn on the hot water. After 5 minutes, the water was still not hot enough for her, so she just returned to the bed without taking the shower. After I showered and joined her in bed, she was very mechanical and just did missionary. She was exhausted apparently, so I didn´t wake her up at the usual 7 and let her sleep till 9 AM. I had to coax her for a second cup at 9 AM and I gave her 1500 pesos (60 USD) for TLN and basically told her to scram. I would not recommend, especially with her bad attitude. Maybe the others at the club will be different, but although 60 USD for TLN may not seem like much in sex prison, it should be a lot here, where the average monthly salary is 200 USD.

This is another spot I saw under massage in El Gallito. Both times I was with Vicki (Beeky). She is very pretty but on the plumper side (which I like). She will do virtually everything. She seemed to specialize in "besos negroes" or black kisses (rim job). I believe she has a PhD in oral skills. She shined up the boys quite nicely and swallowed Mr Johnson repeatedly. She does cowgirl very nice and the cost was, I believe, $300 pesos ($12 US). Man! The prices here are incredible!

I have just been to heaven and back. I followed the advice and went to 1626 Ejido. The entrance is well lit and easy to find. Through the door, up some stairs and one is buzzed in. I was told that the rate was 550 pesos for half and hour – ie about $10. I was then shown the four girls available. All, in my opinion, were 7-8 and the latter was my obvious choice. Unfortunately I forgot to ask her name. She was tall, blonde and very attractive. She was wearing a short black skirt and red top.

In the room she started with a firmish massage before turning me over, stripping off and then a covered oral. After a generous five minutes, she turned round and climbed on top for a very impressive display. Not only was she very tight but the sight of her perfect arse and slim waste bouncing up and down was one I will never forget.

After several minutes I turned her around and gave her a really good fuck from behind.

This was definitely one of the best – both in terms of attractiveness and cost.

This was a double. There is no sign outside, but you go up the stairs to 2nd floor. They bring in the line-up and they each peck you on the cheek. Mostly very young. I went for a double, Florencia and Patricia. They were really not in to it, but having 2 really sexy babes I was ok with the attitude. This was the only place in mvd that had an attitude. The price was $50 US for both for the hour. They did whatever I asked. Patricia was on the plump side and very sexy with skin that would melt in the mouth. I would be doing this daily in the US at these prices.

[QUOTE=Cleanshave]I have just been to heaven and back. I followed the advice and went to 1626 Ejido. The entrance is well lit and easy to find. Through the door, up some stairs and one is buzzed in. I was told that the rate was 550 pesos for half and hour – ie about $10. I was then shown the four girls available. All, in my opinion, were 7-8 and the latter was my obvious choice. Unfortunately I forgot to ask her name. She was tall, blonde and very attractive. She was wearing a short black skirt and red top.

In the room she started with a firmish massage before turning me over, stripping off and then a covered oral. After a generous five minutes, she turned round and climbed on top for a very impressive display. Not only was she very tight but the sight of her perfect arse and slim waste bouncing up and down was one I will never forget.

After several minutes I turned her around and gave her a really good fuck from behind.

This was definitely one of the best – both in terms of attractiveness and cost.[/QUOTE]Cleanshave,

I hate to say it CS, but I think you were given the gringo price. The going rate in the houses around there is 400 Uruguayan pesos per hour. Even though the price is low in USD, we hobbyists should strive to pay the local price. Why? So that 1) the girls won't charge the same or higher for the next gringo that comes along and 2) so that the local hobbyists won't resent us for inflating their prices.

I went to a place on Yaguaran 1414. Nicole tried to give me a gringo rate of 750 per hour. I replied that surrounding houses were charging 400 and she immediately came down in price to 400, seeing that I knew the rates in that area.
CS, for half an hour the rate should be 200, or 8 USD. Incidentally, you miscalculated the 550 conversion to USD. 550 pesos is actually 22 USD, unless it was a typo.
In any case try bargaining down the rate to 400 per hour the next time; they will immediately agree to it.

Happy Hobbying,

Hot To Cool

For those of you that are hopping over from Buenos Aires to Montevideo/
Punta del Este for the summer, I think that the best option is a group
of girls headed by Bianca to have top notch service in Uruguay. I'm
posting some pics of Bianca in the Gallery with her permission. She is
gorgeous, has her own place in a nice area of Pocitos, and has the
typical GFE that only a Brazilian gal can provide. All of this info
comes from a group of trusted mongers'source (foro relax), so even I
hadn't experienced by miself I can recommend Bia. But of course if
you try her, please post your experience.
To top all this, she lived in the States and is fluent in English, so
she has tri-lingual (Sp.-Port-Eng.) skills as far as I know; the
reports say that she her "lingual" skills are also excellent. Prices
are around the 70's . You can contact her by e-mail
[email]biagata22@hotmail.com[/email] or phone 011 598-99204502 or 011 5982 7066529

[QUOTE=Happy Cat]For those of you that are hopping over from Buenos Aires to Montevideo/
Punta del Este for the summer, I think that the best option is a group
of girls headed by Bianca to have top notch service in Uruguay. You can contact her by e-mail [email]biagata22@hotmail.com[/email] or phone XX[/QUOTE]

Addendum:

Phone has changed to 011 598 99 114470

[QUOTE=Happy Cat]Addendum:

Phone has changed to 011 598 99 114470[/QUOTE]Bia is top notch, I agree. Guess where she's from? Brazil, of course. When in Uruguay, though, Xina, can give Bia's gals a run for the money. She gives an out of this world experience for a relatively low price. She can be reached at 94396856 after 1 in afternoon. Guess what she does in the morning? She studies.

Hot To Cool

Folks,

As it has been registered, it is hard to find worthwhile women in Montevideo streets, even in cabarets or nightclubs. Nevertheless, since I have taken note of invaluable information from tthis place I would like to share suggesting to your palate this madam:

[url]http://www.barbiek.webpromaster.com/[/url]

She was partner of the referred Biagata in a joint-venture lasting no much. Cel: 598 2 099 204 503

She's cute and have amazing boobs, brunette, blue eyes, she doesn't speak English (though understands it) however she is skillful with the tongue in extraordinary way. If it was not enough, with soft caresses their 'xoxota' becoming moist.

Attached some pics.

Hope it helps.

Regards,

Pijaflor

Will be in MDE Thursday and Friday nights. I live in Buenos Aires. Hablo el idioma. Will need beer and pussy. PM me if you want to hook up.

Dickhead,

This is my recomendation:

Belen: Blonde, tall, easygoing, nice tits, good-looking, she knows what a man need and she deliver.

If you like trios tell her to bring Alexandra.

Cell phone: 094-252 313 (from Uruguay) 598 94 252 313 (from elsewhere)

Good luck

Danny

Here are some new pics of Belen.

Enjoy,

Danny

I just spent a couple of days in Montevideo. I arrived Thursday afternoon with no hotel reservation and having done very little research. I got on a bus outside the airport (22 U) and when a whole bunch of other people got off, so did I. Turns out I was in Tres Cruces. It was unseasonably warm, 28 degrees.

I tried to find the Hotel Francés which had been recommended to me but could not. At an internet café, I found a $33 US rate for the Days Inn which was right by Tres Cruces, but when I went there they would not give me the rate unless I went back two doors down and booked it over the net. I thought that was way stupid so I told them to go fuck themselves and got a room at the Hotel Tres Cruces for 650 Uruguayos, including breakfast. I was very tired and fell asleep until almost 10 PM.

Then I ended up in a restaurant in the peatonal by the bus station, at which point it cooled off rapidly and then began to rain fucking torrentially. I had brought an umbrella on the trip which I seldom do but did not have it with me since it was beautiful when I left the hotel. People started taking refuge in the restaurant but the waitress had told me she was getting ready to get off work so I thought it would be good to wait a bit since I thought she might stick around until the rain let up.

An average looking real blond, flat chested with a nice ass, 23 years old. From the interior and had only been there a few months, living with an aunt and trying to save money for school. To make a long story short I got her back to my hotel and got my tongue down her throat and my hands up her shirt but that was it. She said she had only ever been to bed with a couple of guys and had never really met an American before.

The next day was incredibly rainy and shitty and I called Belén a couple of times but could not contact her. Finally I took a cab to the 1600 block of Ejido and here is where I am disappointed in my reporting skills. I went to both 1626 and 1638 but now I cannot remember which was which. In the first one there were three girls, all three axe handles wide or more, so I left. In the second there were also three available, one not doable, one black and doable and a bit chubby, and one doable spinner. I was quoted 600 U and scoffed and said I knew it was 400. Madam said they had raised there prices recently. I asked how recently and she said in the winter. I said my amigo José had just been there last week (bluff) and had paid 400 and I live in Argentina and I ain't paying gringo prices. She said okay 500 and I said NO and grabbed my coat and headed for the door. That caused the price to drop to 400 and I said I would tip 50 if the service was good, as a face saving mood.

Well by then some other swinging dick had taken the spinner but I needed some chocolate anyway so I went with Dani or maybe Bani and it was just okay. The BBBJ was lame and she said no CIM so I said let's ball and we did for a long time. Finally after about 40 minutes she started doing the porn star fake moan bullshit and "Dame tu leche" and all that. I went about five more minutes and then she was starting to wince and grimace so I started moaning really loud too and yelling "Mi amor mi amor mi AMOR" and grabbed her ass really hard and finished off. I then got dressed pretty fast and left, with no 50 peso tip.

Later I went back to the restaurant and chatted with the gal from the previous night again. She acted like she wanted me to stick around so of course I did not. I gave her a little doll I had bought for 80 Uruguayos and kissed her hand and left. I bought a bunch of beer and went back to the hotel and watched movies.

Montevideo is okay but a joke compared to Buenos Aires, and with a lot more fat chicas. Probably one out of every five chicas is doable, compared to three out of five in BA. But it was a cheap holiday and better than taking that fucking boat to Colonia. Thanks to all those who PMed me with tips and sorry I couldn't hook up with Belén. Maybe I should have called Barbie but my hotel had little skinny twin beds and I did not know if it was chica friendly. It probably was and overall I recommend the hotel. The breakfast was decent and the black desk clerk would be doable.

Here are the links to the personal sites of the most known girls in Montevideo.

Barbie Keys.[url]http://www.barbiek.webpromaster.com/[/url]

Bianca; [url]http://spaces.msn.com/members/biagata22/[/url]

Alexandra: url]http://www.fororelax.com/alexandra/[/url]

More pics in [url]http://www.lospioneros.com/[/url] under Escorts. Ellas para Ellos.

Belen: [url]http://www.belen.urusexy.net/[/url]

Barbie and Bianca who I don't know yet personally are in the high end of the supply side, about USD 100 for 2 1/2 hours. According with the reports from differente sources both are excellent in terms of beauty and performance.

Alexandra and Belen, who I know and enjoyed, are in the middle range of the supply side, the charge about USD 50 for 1 1/2 to 2 hs

I had sex with both of them several times during the last months and both are highly recomendable, for those of you who like trios Belen and Alexandra do an excellent job, not only to you but they perform a wonderful lesbian act, a real one, I know for sure because I introduced both girls several month ago and saw that what they do each other wasn't acting but real sex between two beautyful women.

I think that the pics are quite elloquent, but if you need more specific information please ask

Danny

A nice, slim girl I took out from Pykaros late one night for about US$50. She was 1 of the 2 above-average-looking girls who I would seriously consider taking out. The rest were ugly.

Her body was nice, but her pussy was stinky. I made her take a shower. She was embarrassed. I lost that special feeling for her. We had sex and she left without talking much.

I could use more info on where to pick up fine girls in Uruguay.

I honestly do not know what the problem is for everyone else in Montevideo. I have pretty high standards and I have been to Montevideo numerous times. This trip, I visited Pykaros on Saturday night and Monday night (they are closed on Sunday). Saturday night they are generally slow, the girls tell me. Monday had more girls and they have a show. It wasn't hopping as much as two years ago, but there were plenty of pretty girls. I got there about midnight on Saturday, picked up a thin, 25 year old Morena named Catalina and about the same age blonde with bigger tits, named Mirta. Did a threesome with them, although they really weren't into the pussy licking thing. Only CBJ from them, but not bad, DATY, and great fucking for more than 2 hours, paid them $100 bucks each. At that price, I don't bother negotiating. On Sunday, I called Catalina and spent the night with her, doing it a couple of times for a couple of hours each time. Sometimes it is tough to get the old guy off, but I sure can fuck like I was 19, and I DATY a hell of a lot better. It is fun to watch these girls cum and squeel when you give them the rod. On Monday night, I picked up Karen, 23 y/o, no kids, about 5'8", thin, somewhat of a larger nose than looked good on her face, but when I got her clothes off- absolutely perfect. Great BBBJ with eye contact, DATY, multiple position fucking. She came many times until she began to complain "why you no finish yet". I hate that. So I fucked her some more and made her cum a few more times. Then I was finally nice to her and let her BBBJ and HJ me to completion. When I was looking for a new girl on Monday night, the other two girls said hi, but didn't give me any shit about not taking them home again.

Lot's of fun for a bargain price. Many of the girls at Pykaros are young, cute, clean, and give you a GFE or close to it time. Just take your time to pick out the one you want for that night.

BTW, stay at the Radisson. Nicest rooms in town, great view, great spa and gym with a huge pool, right next to the pedestrian walkway and places to eat and shop in the old city, and it is 3 blocks from Pykaros.

New page and pics of Alexandra [url]www.sexynaty.com[/url]

I reported about this beautiful girl sometime ago.

Regards,

Danny

[QUOTE=Daniel Boyle]New page and pics of Alexandra [url]www.sexynaty.com[/url]

I reported about this beautiful girl sometime ago.

Regards,

Danny[/QUOTE]Hiya! How much would that chick charge you? Do you know if there's cheap motels in Montevideo centre that charge per hours?

Reg T

[QUOTE=DoctorAmor]
Lot's of fun for a bargain price. [/QUOTE]

Characterizing $100 each for 2 girls as a bargain would be true at some lattitudes, but not at 35 Degrees South. Ouch.

Hi Guys,

Sorry if my english is not very good. I will be in Montevideo next weekend and I will go to Pikaros. I am Spanish and I speak Portuguese also. If you need help with the language I can help us.

The page is very good.

Was here last year about the same time and started getting the gringo prices. (Shit, although fluent, the bastards can tell from my face I am a fucking gringo)
Just had an awsome GFE session with Andrea. A Brazelera, loira (blonde), nice hard garota ass and an absolutely awsome attitude. 19YO That is all I am gonna say about her, cuz this write up is to tell all of you uneducated people how fucked up they think here about prices and "us".
This place I am speaking of is, 1638 Ejido. Spoke with the totally cool Raul. He gave me the absolutely FUCKED UP gringo price of 30 US per half hour! FFUUUCCCKKKK!
I immediately expressed my severe disatisfaction with his fucking communist pricing policy, and I reminded him the fucking price was not more than 400 pesitos for the hour, let alone the half fucking hour! (Used that language in Sapnish, but kept a nice, but firm atitude in my tone of voice, homey to homey). He explained the dueña, says that gringos pay more in their country, blah, fucking blah, blah. Bite my ass BLAH.
He apologized and showed me the actual price list. YES! There is a nice plastic covered price list that explains in detal absolutely everything that can be had there..ie.. masaje, sexo oral, penetracion vaginal, y todos los besos...Price?
Sit down mongers, 230 pesos for half hour, and 360 for the hour. Now that is less than 15 bucks, for the hour, which is freaking one fourth of the per minute fucking gringo price!
Now, If you speak spanish, ask to see the price list. The one with the thick plexiglass cover.
He is working on a code word or phrase that I said I will publish worldwide for the discriminating gringo who wants to get laid without getting fucked. In a couple of weeks, there will be a response from the dueña ****, I hope.
BTW, there were 6 chicks there, 3 fuckable ones that ranged from 7 to 7.8 on the Latina Addict scale.
Now, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, stop paying gringo prices, educate yourselves and do not be afraid to tell them to get fucked and walk out saying your gringo friends will never come here again!
Damn it, I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired of fighting soooooooooooooooo hard while value shopping because some of us contribute to raising the price of twat around the world! Nuf said. OK?
(Down off of soap box now)
Latina Addict

Could not resist the calling to once again have a Brazillian fuck from the awsome Andrea at 1638 Ejido. An awsome once again steller brazillian GFE from this hard bodied, 19YO, loira with shoulder length curly locks.
Remember guys this is how it goes now at this place, I will try soon to work out a similar arrangement at 1414 yaguaron.
Now, 1638 and 1636 are both the same place! There is a door connecting the two apartments, and the bar is in 1636. They have the same fucking communist dueña **** owner, so remember the following.....
Half hour of DFK, CBJ, CFS is 180 pesitos! That is less than 6 bucks, DO NOT OVERPAY, R U fucking listening to me mongers!
An hour of the same is 360 pesitos..Once again, tip the chick, ok,...... but....... DO NOT FUCKING PAY ANY MORE TO THE HOUSE...ARE WE ALL LISTENING DAMN IT?????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
Now to get the above prices without a fight, you must ask for Raul and say the following....(He speaks very little english) ...... Yo quiero los precios de mi amigo Mauricio..... If you wanna see the before mentioned price list say..... Demonstreme por favor la carta de servicios......
If Raul is not there, say late at night, then ask to see the menu/price list. DO NOT OVERPAY THE HOUSE!!!!! Stick to your guns!
Wanna keep value priceing in the Addict's reports? Then pay any price you want directly to the girl, but keep it out of the dueña ****'s pockets. Got it?
This has been a penis service announcement from the Latina Addict Broadcast System. If this had been a real penis emergency, then you have obviously not fucking listened to me and you can continue to go to Pikaros and get fucked over.
Latina Addict

Uruguayans are very nice, polite, civilized people. I saw some real lookers when I was hanging out in Montevideo. Pykaros seems to have the best-looking girls.

At the chicas' rates posted by Latina Addict, I have to go back to confirm the deals.

Please post more info, inluding addresses, tel no and pictures.



[QUOTE=Latina Addict]Could not resist the calling to once again have a Brazillian fuck from the awsome Andrea at 1638 Ejido. An awsome once again steller brazillian GFE from this hard bodied, 19YO, loira with shoulder length curly locks.
Remember guys this is how it goes now at this place, I will try soon to work out a similar arrangement at 1414 yaguaron.
Now, 1638 and 1636 are both the same place! There is a door connecting the two apartments, and the bar is in 1636. They have the same fucking communist dueña **** owner, so remember the following.....
Half hour of DFK, CBJ, CFS is 180 pesitos! That is less than 6 bucks, DO NOT OVERPAY, R U fucking listening to me mongers!
An hour of the same is 360 pesitos..Once again, tip the chick, ok,...... but....... DO NOT FUCKING PAY ANY MORE TO THE HOUSE...ARE WE ALL LISTENING DAMN IT?????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
Now to get the above prices without a fight, you must ask for Raul and say the following....(He speaks very little english) ...... Yo quiero los precios de mi amigo Mauricio..... If you wanna see the before mentioned price list say..... Demonstreme por favor la carta de servicios......
If Raul is not there, say late at night, then ask to see the menu/price list. DO NOT OVERPAY THE HOUSE!!!!! Stick to your guns!
Wanna keep value priceing in the Addict's reports? Then pay any price you want directly to the girl, but keep it out of the dueña ****'s pockets. Got it?
This has been a penis service announcement from the Latina Addict Broadcast System. If this had been a real penis emergency, then you have obviously not fucking listened to me and you can continue to go to Pikaros and get fucked over.
Latina Addict[/QUOTE]

Went by 1060 Ejido. I have heard of some mongers shopping there for the price of 280/hr for BBBJ, cfs and even included anal. These prices are confirmed, But.....My GAWD the "women" there are, well, lets just say, yes they are women...uuugghhhhhh.
Stopped by 1305 Ferreira Aldunate, and when given the 30 Us/ half hour price of which I had to pay prior to the viewing, well, I tried to beat some sense into these fucking communists, to no avail, and said I will brief all other gringos on this shit...Consider yourself briefed.
1312 on the same street, Nibu has recently been there, and last year when I went, I had a sweet, blond Uruguaita, for 300 pesos...well, the price is now 450 for the hour, but uuuuggg, oh gawd, yuck....Overweight, ugly, multiple piercings, has not been cleaned since I was there last year (and it was very bad then..., and I like the 8 floors of *****s in Sao Paulo mind you), so...If ya wanna go there strictly for the entertainment value, go ahead, but put condoms on your feet.
Took my compradres to Hot nights on 1276 Florida, spitting distance form the plaza at the end of 18 de julio. 100 pesos entrada for whatever drink you want, and chicks same price. Had a couple of great fucks, months ago,(50 US for TLN) from slim cute chicks, but, now seems to have gone waaayy down, We did though pay 200 pesos for a 30 minute lesbian show from a solid 6.5 and a 5.0, that lasted a mere 10 minutes,( shit, can any latinas fucking tell time?) They lapped danced us and gave us their numbers. yea right, go to the gym honey, THEN we can talk) OK fun for the 50 pesos the three of us spent in total.
Lower end titty bars are, so it appears, are still lowering the bar even further.
Latina Addict

Could Latina Addict be Nibu Raphael using another screen name? Note the striking similarities in style (using the word style in its loosest possible sense). Just wondering.

Lorenzo

R U fucking kidding me? No offense Nibu, but GAWD, I hope my sentences are well, actually sentences...Nope, Nibu is a Rock loving Gringo living in Lima I think, and Latina addict is a Gringo living in..... well (nice try) Lets just say in Sex Prison USA with a FWOVT gringa. With, travel rights.
Latina Addict

I arrived from BBAA at 20 pm.

First time in Montevideo.

I went downtown with adresses collected here.

I had a nice and sweet Uruguyan morocha from one of the places in ferreira ad something street.

210 half hour, took 2 halfs hours and tipped and I should be meeting her outside to go dance this eventing!

Congrats Azizman, now you are a member of the Latina Addict circle of value shoppers,..... and would you please write Genghis Khan and tell him the proper way of mongering whilst adding to the local ecomomy? (Read the current Sao Paulo rants).

Latina Addict...NOT Nibu

Were at Pykaros last night. Only three girls were doable and the rest were tipping the scale a the precarious 70 Kg mark. Check up on the price and the chica was asking...Are you ready for this? $100 for the hour. I laughed and ignored here the rest of the night. Chances are she left with NOTHING.

Stopped by Baires. This is where the vacas roam. I meant the scale were tipping at well above 80-90 Kg. I counted three or four superFAT chica that were overdued on the expiry date. Only two chicas were do-able. MAN...this place was full of fat chicks!!!!

Hanged out at the casino a bit to checkout the inventory. POOR quality as well. Just too many fat chicks.

Conclusion of the trip: Montevideo is not a good playground for mongers who like shapely and athletic females. I am going back to BA tonight and some poor chica will be punished!

Nibu says he is having problems finding where the action is in MVD. The club scene is obvious. There are always touts handing out addresses on 18 Julio, the main drag in MVD. Much of the action that I found is in the centro area. There are numerous web sites that are MVD oriented. Google mr relax and you will have any and all the info you need to monger in MVD. There are lots of indies and many "massage parlours" that are in reality cat houses. Some of the gals are 4-6 on most anyones scale. There are also some really nice lookers. El Gallito is the local paper and also has a web site. You can find the user name and password on mr relax. BTW, you must be able to read Spanish for both of these. I only read a little Spanish but enough that I can figure out what the score is. I sometimes have a problem when I call and try to converse with someone who is not patient. I have also been charged the gringo price, but MVD is not like TJ where the gringo price is $100 or more. I was in one of the massage places and had 2 young and attractive chicas for a total of $50. That is high my MVD standards. Personally, I think MVD is monger heaven. I can get a great massage and have most any kind of sex I like for $8 to 30 $US. Thats even less than Thailand. There are other websites that show the working girls and most of them are not the heavies some of the other guys are talking, but also, I do not like skinny chicks. To me they look like they have boys bodies if they do not have a little padding on them. Hope this helps.

Very recently in Montevideo, had another stirling session with my Andrea in the afternoon. Awsome GFE as usual. Usual price of 400 pesos for the hour applied, including a little something for her.
Raul said that a certain monger named M····· has been there asking for my Andrea. Good boy, she said you enjoyed, and hey! What the fuck!? Tell us about it dude! I guess your spanish is not so good, and Raul´s english not so good, but all understood. Now comes the problem.... Remember that fucking communist **** that runs 1638, 1636 Ejido? Well, I guess she was there when M····· was there and got wind that a fucking gringo paid the local price (not M·····´s fault in the least) and the FC (fucking ****) accused Raul and the sweet Andrea of stealing the difference between the local and gringo price, to the tune of about 21 bucks for the half hour. He said I need to lie low for a while since he so far had not had the balls to negotiate with the FC about some gringos paying the local price.
He said that to get the local price later in the day with my gringo friends, that I need to tell who was there, that I wanted to have a "bien tiempo". and say I had been there many times before.
Well, this is where the story gets shitty. We went there at 11PM, and of course there was 20 or more horny dudes for the 15 or so chicks. The FC was there and, to make a long story short, my buddies pulled my argueing ass out of there before we were chased out of there with clubs. You know of course you cannot argue with an FC when she thinks it is perfectly that justifiable she is totally ripping you off, cuz you are a gringo. Communist scumbag sucking pimp that she is. So..... Bottom line, unless you can pass as a local with both your looks, tounge and accent, well, forget about this place until somebody offs this POS. Maybe she needs to blow Hugo Chaves and let off a little communist steam.

On a brighter note, with my pretty good spanish, I was able to easily get the local price at 1414 Yauguaron. Previously they were shitty about prices too, but recently they were awsome. Now, to educate your gringo ass, here are the prices so you can stand your ground there: 1 liter beers, 60 pesos....liquor is 50 pesos (domestic) plus the soda if you mix your drinks.......Of the 15 chicks there, there were 2 hotties, names were Erica and Michelle. Upon asking the mamasan which of the 2 was "mas simpatica", she indicated Michelle. She is 21, hard bodied, B tits, 8.4 face, not great at CBJ, but never stopped smiling. Minimal GFE, but one of the tightest twats I have had in a long time, and her puss has not squeesed out any kids yet...Ok, yeh I know,..... the price....160 pesos, bucal y vaginal por 15 minutos....200 pesitos por lo mismo pero para media hora. 400 por la hora.

Pay more than this, and you are being robbed

Next, I will report on street action, if I can find any...
Latina Addict

As previously reported I am back to report on street action and other MVD monger shit. First, spelling correction, sorry, the proper spelling for that thing in your mouth is "tongue", my spelling sucked before.
Street action....Sucked, saw 4 chicks with dicks and one HUGELY immense nasty crack ***** on the SW cruise ave. of Montesasero. EEWWW, worse than the US.
Went with buddies to a previously reported titty bar, whiskeria, boliche, what have you....named "Bicos" This is on the same street as Pykoros, but one block closer to 18 de Julio. This place is now on the Latina Addict´s list of acceptable pussy search locations. Owner is Juan, speaks good english and oh, BTW, will pick you up and drop you off in his personal van if you patronize his bar. Lost his number soory, but at least he will take you home if you wanna try his place. He sells nautical shit and as such, his place is decked out with tones of knots, ship things and photos. Ok, ok, yea yea yea I know, on to the pussy...
Of the 15 piecews of ass present, there were 3 or 4 slim fuckable pieces of ass there, one was a 9.7 on my scale, 22YO, spinner, perky tiny tits, great smile/attitude, but..... my fucking buddy stole her while I was at the locutorio writing my GF. SHIT! The other 3 were fuckable by any anybody´s standards and there was basically no pressure to drink or buy for the chicks.
Entry was 120 pesos for the first drink, 80 for subsequent drinks, and 80 for the chicks if you so are inclined. Once again, I highly recommend this place, safe, english spoken, virtually no pressure and the owner (JUAN) will take you to your hotel! Now, the previously mentioned stolen spinner my buddy obsconded, paid 2000 pesos (little less than 85 bucks) until 2 PM the next day (he fucked so much he ran out of rubbers!) He said she was a 10 with her attidude and a definate recommend!.. Sorry, had too many beers to remember chick´s names, but if she is there you will know her right away! Go here guys, and damn it don´t be a lurcking pussy, tell us about it!!!!! Next post, another "Help" of MVD


Latina Addict

Now, I think I have found another "Help" of MVD. Previously myself and other horny bastards wrote about "Lido", but, not all the pussy there is on the program. I have on good authority that a club named "Sweet" is a club 100% on the program (forgot street, but taxis know it, something like Pyrandu st. I think). After my buddy stole my spinner ass from Bicos, I went to sweet. (Now pretty drunk like a dumb ass BTW) Got there at 5 AM and it was closing, but wow, the pussy walking out of there was, well, stunning, unless of course you hate, young, hard, dressed to entice spinners!
Since it was closing, I saw another club UP the hill on the right from Swing, just one block, that looked promising....Alas, name forgotten, but you will not mistake it. Entrance was a high 40 pesos (lol), including the first drink of your choice. Bar tenders were great guys.... BTW, will go to Swing tonight I hope.....Standby for puta report.
Now, in this other bar...

Hmmm, what is that over there?.. Wow 2 hot chicks kissing, tongues a flailing, ass grabbing, tit grabbing, and a large room in back with porn!.. HHHMMM, what is that over there I ask? Rooms to fuck in, was the reply. 60 pesos for the hour...Wow, a Latina Addict kind of place, right? Yep.......
HHHMMMM, now lets sit down, watch some porn, make sure the paleto works, focus my beer goggled eyes, and find a target...cool.
HHHHMMM, now I focus my hazy eyes as best as I can and check out the room---Cool, lesbos licking, sucking, and feeling...check. A guy grabbing a girl´s tit, motioning to the fuck rooms....check....Cool, 2 faggots licking each other, (well, somebody has to lower the male to female ratio)...check....Cool, another fag couple kissing, and carressing...check...Another fag couple....uh ooohhh, the Latina Addict has apparently stumbled upon a queer bar!!!! Ohhhh ssshhiiiitttttt! Oh...My...Gawd....And, those hot chicks I previously mentioned? AARRGGHHH, Yep, not chicks......That couple??? yep you guessed it. Now....I, better get my breeder ass out of here before some guy finds my tight ass too appealing.....
Bottom line? Go only to sweet, not up the hill, and go not so drunk.....
Next, 1414 Yaguaron.
Latina Addict

Just had a "professional" session at the above mentioned with Graciella. Blond, tiny waist, brazillian ass, very cute face. All covered service, professional, but incredibly better than jerking off. Price, just like it should be 200 pesos. ( You had better speak spanish or go with one who does, they like the communist pricing policy too, but only for the real idiot gringos) 100 pesos more for every "extra", daty, kissing, etc. ..I tipped the obligatory 10% of 20 pesos.
I am writing this in the cyber cafe right below 1414 Yaguaron. Kind of cool to hear the high heals all walk over my head as the customers request the "presentacion". If you write about your adventure here, use cabina number 3, it has the best mouse.
Lets have some reports you lurking pussies!!!!!
Ciao.... Latina Addict

Well just went to Sweet. Stalin is alive and well there. 9 chicks, all fuckable, ranging from 7 to 9.2. Entry is 150 pesitos. Extra beers are 50 for dudes, and 110 for the cunts. This is a bolichi, not a disco as I previously reported.
Communit pricing is as follows...
$$$$ Gringo in room service in house is 35 DOLLARS for the hour.
$$$$ Uruguayan in room inhouse service is 400 pesos for the half and double for the hour.
$$$$ Take out is 1400 pesos for the half and 1800 for the hour, same price for locals and stupid assed foreigners.
Latina Addict left on good terms well before the HUGE dude at the door got out his baseball bat.
Safe, quiet place for the moron to be monetarily fucked over by the local communists. Of course logic, reasoning and economics fell of deaf socialist ears. Here is my report as promised to all mongers and the stalin youth at Sweet.
Latina recommended stay away list. At least Pykaros only fucks over ALL who enter, and not just the foreigners, recommend to go there or Bicos.
Guys, go to Sao Paulo, stay away from this shit hole of a country.
Going to bed, unless these guys at this locutorio try more gringo pricing on my pissed off gringo white assed attitude. Then,.... watch CNN for the outcome.
PS, Once a third world country, alas, always a third world country.
Latina Addict

Latina Addict also probably ponders why Gringos are considered such assholes in most parts of the world. It's because we are. If you do actually live in the US and consider the people of Montevideo to so bad, why don't you stay in the US? It sounds as though you can't stand Uruguay and my guess is the Uruguanos would love to see you leave and not return.

[QUOTE=chukichz]Latina Addict also probably ponders why Gringos are considered such assholes in most parts of the world. It's because we are. If you do actually live in the US and consider the people of Montevideo to so bad, why don't you stay in the US? It sounds as though you can't stand Uruguay and my guess is the Uruguanos would love to see you leave and not return.[/QUOTE]
Thanks Mr. C. sooooo much for the informative report on our worldly hobby. Oh, no,ummm uhhh, wait, I'm sorry no,, all you can do is flame senior members pointing out comminists and calling them at their fucked up game. Asshole??? Yep, sure am, dead nuts on.... to thieving shit asses, no matter where they live.
Maybe you'd like to speak to my countless SA friends who are horribly embarrased by such pricing practices? They have a much different opinion as to just who the assholes are!, And it certainly is not gringos who stand up to oppresive pricing practices.
Oh, and mr. C., how about you come and visit the dealership where I sell high quality cars part time, so I can shove some of that "additional dealer markup" up your ass, since you seem to support unethical business practices?
Also, who gives a rat's ass what I think anyway of MVD, GIG, GRU, EZE, Lim, MEX...etc.... This forum is to inform and educate to protect the mongering rights of us all and the ethical service providers of the world.
Latina Addict...(Proud to be an asshole to dick with ears who steal from foreigners)

I did a cursory search of Mr. C's previous posts. All very informative actually, for the value minded Latina Addict following mongerer ( I give 2 thumbs up actually for your posts!)... But... Ya know what??? I noticed that Mr. C has pretty much not paid more than 8 bucks for a piece of ass for quite a while, especially in MVD. Although it seems your castillano is not on the same par as mine, it seems you have not, as of yet, experienced the Gringo pricing so prevelant in MVD. Maybe you would be a little more objective, and point the finger a little more in the opposite direction if you were "abused" recently like myself and quite a few of my mongering friends.
NOW< ON TO THE PUSSY REPORTS!!!!!

Ok, so recently I went to my previously recommended Bicos to see if my little prevoiously stolen spinner was there..... As my shitty assed luck would have it, nope, I guess her pussy hurt that night. But.... Remember the previously 3 reported fuckable POA (pieces of ass) that were in Bicos? Well, one, a sweet, shy little spinner of a Uruguana named Beatriz was there though!
Now, I must apologize, I despise misrepresention of the facts, but I must now update my previously reported pricing schedule of Bicos.
**** Owner Juan was not there for the previously mentioned free ride... Just my luck
**** The actual bill this night for TOP (take out pussy) was 660 pesitos for my one beer and Bea's obligatory 2 drinks (She took out 2 Heinikins (spelling) ). Plus her asking price of 1000 pesos for TLN.
**** Cab for my ride to Pocitos area was 75 pesitos.
**** Bea told me that I was only her second customer, EVER, and we settled on double here asking price...Yep, the Latina Addict paid DOUBLE her asking price of 1000 pesos. She would stay as long as I wanted the next day..No extra for cab, breakfast, jeans, yadda, fucking yadda. All in all a pretty cheap date for 100% GFEFS! Now, I must add that there was 100% BB service, BBBJ, BBFS,BB DATY, DFK, etc.... (per my rubber hating request, hence the double asking price....Stop the flaming right now, HER SECOND CUSTOMER EVER!!!) now, this being the same price as my buddy paid for my little spinner that was not at Bicos that night, and he had an experienced pro with 100 % COVERED service.


$$$$ 22 YO, medium dark skin, Brunette, slight hint of almost indian look to her (India the country, not Inca indian)
$$$$ Tits.. A cup, ever so slight sag, one kid 4 YO
$$$$ Pussy, tight, tight, tight, tight!!! Did I say tight????
$$$$ BBBJ, inexperienced high school BBBJ, she does not know her way around a dick, but sweet anyway.
$$$$ As far as the full service, basically teen sex, sweet, shy, like a high school chick, even though 22YO with a kid. Ok, luckily she is really cute, so lack of performance was balanced with her beauty.
$$$$ Tight ass and twat even as a young mommy.
$$$$ She didn't count the money, gave me her number.... Undecided as to whether I will call her again or not.
$$$$ Her innocense was kinda cute, she did not even know how to turn on the shower! And, she commented as to how her water heater in her house has been broken for 2 weeks, and her dad did not have the money (500 pesos) to fix the water heater.

All in all,a lot more than the Latina Addict is used to paying, but this sincere, sweet, innocent, THIN, spinner, "Uruguashita", more than fulfilled my BBFS needs for a while, while I head back to my FWOVT spouse in sex prisonlandia.


Total price.... 2660 pesos (just over 100 bucks ... DAMN! Gengas Khan would be proud of me!) for drinks, taxi foreplay, BBFS and a great sleeping partner with 3 releases.
Repeat?..... leaning towards not, but a great time, and one of the "cheaper" 1000% GFE dates I have had in a while. Heck, she said I did not even have to walk her to the door! I just kissed her goodbye and went back to sleep...Does it get any better than that?
Latina Addict








Latina Addict..................

Hello folks.

It appears I'm going to be spending some time in Montevideo in the coming months. Thanks for the great inputs on this forum thus far. It doesn't mean much to me yet, as I need to read back through the thread, and the locations are unfamiliar to me, but it's a start. I expected much less post activity for Uraguay.

It would be great if our paths crossed in town one of these days, as I don't speak Spanish much at all, and it would be fun to have a partner in crime.

See you soon...

Was in Montevideo for a week, but only had two nights free to check out the action. Thank you guys for the address information. The city is not like TJ or Thailand where you see obvious indications where the action is. I had walked by three of the places earlier during the week without a clue.

First I checked out Candy's at 1276 Soriano. It was about midnight during the week. The club was packed, but in the wrong way, there were only 3 girls and about 20 guys. The girls were introduced and ranged from 6.5 to 8. The club did have a stage and pole where one of the girls got up and did a 2-minute strip tease. I paid 20 pesos for a soda and used my very poor Spanish to ask the 8 for prices. She responded 60 for her and 30 for the room for 30 min. It didn't click immediately, but she meant US dollars!!! I told her no thanks and left. I can only assume that I immediately stood out as a tourist as pesos were never discussed. Oh, none of the girls were in schoolgirl uniforms like a previous reviewer had mentioned

Next I went to 1414 yaguaran. I got the cheek kiss from 6 girls in skimpy outfits that ranged form 6-7.5. I got a 60 peso soda and grabbed a corner to check out the girls and the porn on the TVs. One blonde girl named Sandra came up and offered a menu of prices for bj up to everything. My poor Spanish skills thought she had said everything (bbj, multiple pops, anal, cim, russian ect.. ) was for 500 pesos (she also spoke with a non Mexican accent that made it hard to understand). It was above latin addicts pricing structure, but it was obvious that I was not a local and it was for everything. We got up stairs; she striped and asked for the money. I handed her the 500 pesos (mistake) and she said 50 dollars not 500 pesos. The deal went south from there. I said no, so we negotiated and settled for 400 for half an hour of the basics with finger probing wherever I wanted. Her performance was a 6 at best, but I made sure to give it to her hard with two fingers in her ass for the entire 30 min.

The next evening I went to 1060 Ejido. The madame opens the door and takes you off to a side room. She asks if you had been there before (Only Spanish was spoken here) and if you knew the pricing. I had some idea from this site, but asked to see of I would be given the gringo price. She listed off about 8 different options from 15 min covered bj and penetration for 160 pesos (finally someone spoke pesos) to full service 30 min bbj, multiple position, anal, and cum in anal position or facial for 400 pesos. I selected the full service option paid the madame and was taken to another room. The other room had a price list on the wall and was pretty much just as the madame had said (no tourist price this time). A 6.5 blonde girl came in, introduced herself and stripped down for action. The girl was actually very tight and delivered as promised.

The city definitely has a tourist price structure, which I find very annoying. Most of the girls are only ok looking and I could get a knockout in TJ for their original tourist asking price. It may be better if you spoke fluent local Spanish and looked like one of the locals. I didn't have either of those in my favor.

It looks like you were really hit for gringo pricing in all of these, Bone Claws. The $u400 1/2 hour sounds double what I can find for 1060 Ejido. It may be that they are getting to posting false price lists now, and telling locals about it.

I see from a spanish language forum the price in Candy's was $u300 1/2 hour in December 2005, a little expensive but I think I saw something earlier in ISG for that rate.

The $u400 rate at Yaguaron 1414 you finally agreed on is double what has been quoted also.

The net is that Montevideo is really getting vicious in trying to fleece tourists, especially mongers. This place is the pits.

I am here in Montevideo now. I will write a more complete report later.

In the interests of warning about potential danger, I am making this post separately from another report I plan to make later.

Be very careful in Montevideo. From the standpoint of theft, this may be the most dangerous city I have been in outside the US. Fortunately, the people of Uruguay seem to be very unaggressive with regard to physical violence. I can't see any evidence that armed robbery, mugging and kidnapping are prevalent.

What is prevalent is thievery and manipulative pricing. I have never had as stong a feeling about being a target as in this city. I feel as though I am constantly being watched and measured. The first time I walked down 18 de Julio at around 11:00 PM I reached the corner of Convencion and 18 de Julio and thought "this area is very dangerous". There was a group of young men in the 16-20YO range hanging on the corner. There were various other young men in 18 de Julio hanging around. All were relatively poor wearing "felony shoes" (sneakers). Generally, I consider groups of boys in the 15-19 YO range as the most dangerous. They feel invulnerable, and egg each other on.

Also, there is a look I would have to describe as "envy". There just seems to be a real attitude here, and I suppose it is justified. They are Buenos Aires wannabes, and are VERY sensitive about comparisons to Argentina and Buenos Aires. There is also another attitude, what I would call "complacency". They don't generally seem to be very ambitious. This is a dangerous combination, because they probably don't feel they have a lot of control over their destiny, and their ability to impove things thru personal effort.

As luck would have it, in my first 5 days here I witnessed some part of 5 crime scenes. All took place in the areas of Andes and 18 de Julio, Andes and Colonia, and the area of Colonia around the Radisson Casino. The Plaza independencia also looks dangerous, although I saw no actual crimes there.

The 1st night here, I was standing on Andes and 2 young men ran into the street from the Plaza and tore down two blocks and turned left onto Soriano. I knew they were running from a robbery, and sure enough about 2 minutes later a middle aged couple entered the street looking for them, with the woman complaining about a robbery.

I saw one arrest by the police from the casino. I didn't see the crime.

I saw in Colonia in front of "Moon River" near the casino 2 boys about 17 going down the street suspiciously, "gingerly". They weren't running, but were moving purposefully but worried about what was behind them. Sure enough, about 15 seconds after they turned the corner, 2 policemen came running from the direction of the casino in pursuit. They were much too late.

I got robbed on the corner of Andes and 18 de Julio at about 12:30AM. I was standing talking to the street tout on 18 de Julio about 20 feet from the corner, near the curb with my back to the street. Someone crossed the street behind me and walked up behind me on my left side, unbeknownst to me. I was taking some little fliers for whiskerias out of my pocket and sort of reading them and talking to the tout. Suddenly, there was a grab in my left rear pocket, and someone ran to the corner of Andes and dissappeared around it. Fortunately, all they got was a plastic envelope containing a copy of my passport, the entry stamp page, and a card from the hotel. So that system worked. DO NOT carry a wallet in Montevideo, especially at night.

After they robbed me, I was talking to a young woman at the hamburger wagon on Andes. I was also sort of looking over her head to 18 de Julio. After about 10 minutes, on the other side of 18 de Julio, on the corner, there was a pair of young women talking. The same thing happened. A young man walking down 18 de Julio crossed Andes, and as he approached behind the woman with her back to him, he grabbed into her left rear pocket, and then ran down Andes away from us. He turned the corner at Colonia.

Watch out for pricing of all kinds, especially gringo pricing situations. I will say more about this in a future post.

I have been here now 16 days, and have seen no other crimes. But I still have a feeling of being watched on the street.

To end on a positive note for Uruguay. At night, there is practically NO police presence except near the casinos. In most of the areas I have been in, there is little of the neighborhood vigilante presence one sees in many other cities. Salto, for example had a strong vigilante presence in the centro area. With this in mind, one might think that the people are basically NOT thieves, because there is not more robbery than exists. I have walked around in a large part of el centro and Punta Trouville at night, with no other problems. I have seen many beggars at night, but they have not bothered me.

So caution is the watchword, but not paranoia. Bear in mind the absence of police presence. I don't think going around drunk is likely a good idea. I do not drink at all, and this may be a factor in being left alone.

Hello all. I was just wondering what is the name of the rich neighborhood on the beach in montevideo?

Is this also the most popular beach in the area (where say girls ages 18-24 hang out ;) )? Thanks!!

The worst part of it was that I knew I was getting ripped off, but I didn't have the time to shop arround for someone who would charge at least something close to the local price. The low volume of available girls didn't help any either.

[QUOTE=Lexton]It looks like you were really hit for gringo pricing in all of these, Bone Claws. The $u400 1/2 hour sounds double what I can find for 1060 Ejido. It may be that they are getting to posting false price lists now, and telling locals about it.

I see from a spanish language forum the price in Candy's was $u300 1/2 hour in December 2005, a little expensive but I think I saw something earlier in ISG for that rate.

The $u400 rate at Yaguaron 1414 you finally agreed on is double what has been quoted also.

The net is that Montevideo is really getting vicious in trying to fleece tourists, especially mongers. This place is the pits.

I am here in Montevideo now. I will write a more complete report later.[/QUOTE]

I think you are talking about POCITOS beach.

[QUOTE=Jon32]Hello all. I was just wondering what is the name of the rich neighborhood on the beach in montevideo?

Is this also the most popular beach in the area (where say girls ages 18-24 hang out ;) )? Thanks!![/QUOTE]

I took the leaflets from the touts on the main drag and went to an apartment nearby.

Climb up the stair in the trash laden stairwell to third floor. The apartment was very dark and dirty. The floor and the walls were rotting out in places. The girls were old and ugly. It looked very scary. I made a hasty retreat. The girls were disappointed and they acted angry.

The same thing happened in a few apartments near 9 Julio. I would never go to these smaller and obscured apartments again.

A slightly belated report on my recent stay in Montevideo. However, I had a revealing exposure to the double pricing practice that is carried on in Montevideo, i.e., differing prices for gringos vs. locals, that some mongers might find helpful.

I am currently on a 60 day trip through South America on a One World Visit South America airpass. This isn´t necessarily a mongering trip, but I monger whenever I can. I was in Montevideo August 6-9. The weather was miserable, not only cold but it rained literally every minute I was there. I scanned this thread for information. I´m not much for the bar scene, buying chica drinks, etc., so decided to skip that entirely and opt for the brothels. I decided on Candy´s, which has a new address from that previously reported. It is now at Soriana 1271, between Yaguaron and Yi, telephone 903-2220. I called to be sure they were open and while doing so asked what the price would be for one hour. The girl on the phone asked me to hold on, then asked someone else the rpice. She came back on and told me that it would be 500 pesos for an hour, roughly US$20. Quite a bargain, I think.

So I took a taxi to Candy´s, rang the bell, was admitted and walked up a flight of stairs to the level where the action is. I was greeted by an older woman, presumably the madam or mamasan. When I told her I wanted an hour she said it would be US$70! She seemed quite taken aback when I told her that I had called just a while ago and was told that it would be 500 pesos. She said, incredulously, `500 pesos?´ She then admiitted that it was 500 pesos until 8pm but it was now 600 since it was after 8. I glanced at my watch and saw that it was 7:55, but I didn´t argue the point and agreed to 600. I felt that I had won a minor victory against double pricing.

They then took me to a spartanly furnished but clean bedroom, and soon afterward the girls came in one at a time, gave me a ritualistic peck on the cheek and told me there names. I settled on Luciana, a light skinned brunette who was very tall and lithe. I talked to her first to be sure that she does DFK and BBBJ, two things I insist on, and she agreed that she does. I then spent a delightful hour with Luciana. When she got naked I saw that she is bonier than I thought she was, but this was compensated for by her height. She has a true model´s figure. She has small but adequate natural breasts, just large enough to fit into my hand. She has a bubbly personality and is in fact a nonstop talker, but she provided a true GFE: DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and CFS. She offered to fuck bareback for a tip, but I declined. I use Trojan Supra condoms, which I always bring with me, and they provide a near bareback experience. So I would recommend Luciana highly, but watch out for the double pricing at Candy´s.

Personally, I found little of interest or of attraction in Montevideo, and I see little reason to go there unless you need to go there on business, or unless you are a compulsive country counter like me. But that´s just one man´s opinion.

Lorenzo

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The next report is from "INFO CASAS DE MASAJES" from Mr. Relax. For more detailled information, click on:

[url]http://www.fororelax.com/mod-pnForum-viewtopic-topic-1062-start-0.html[/url]

Updated: 04.18.2007:
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"CASAS DE MASAJES": BROTHELS LIST:
(name of the place and address)

Acuarela: Ejido 1626 esq. Galicia Tel. 9016047 - 24hs

Batoví: Batoví 2129 esq. Lima

Casa Violeta: Solano López 1766 bis (ex-Comercio) esq.
Humberto Primo Tel. 6136641 - 24hs

Candys: Soriano 1267 esq. Carlos Quijano (ex- Yi) Tel. 9032220

Casablanca: Ejido 1060 esq. Isla de Flores Tel. 9089231

Casablanca: Gaboto 1472 esq. 18 de Julio

Chaná: Chaná 1834

Divas: Yaguarón 1414 esq. Colonia Tel 9018750 - 24hs

First Class: Buxareo 1231 esq. 26 de Marzo

Glamour: Tacuarembó y Guayabo

Hechiceras: L. A. de Herrera 3587 casi Gral. Flores Tel: 2000027 - 10 a 24hs

Mamasas: Rivera 3587 bis esq. Tiburcio Gómez Tel. 6285075

Nueve Reinas: Neyra 3626 Tel 4860077 - 14 a 21hs

Priveé: Daniel Muñoz 2268 esq. Acevedo Díaz. Tel 4082915

Ronbilis: Guayabo 1516 Tel. 4019167

Sensaciones: Tacuarembó 1520 esq. Colonia Tel. 4025814

Starbene: Ramón Fernández 285 Tel. 7102368

Sweet: Rondeau 1541 y Paysandú Tel. 9031063

The One: Paysandú esq. Yaguarón

Mamasas: from Av. Italia 3281. Tel 487 36 10

Malibú - Constituyente y Tacuarembó - horario nocturno solamente

La Clínica - Juan Paullier 1529 y Brandzen

Angeles - Zum Felde 1611 y Rivera. Tel. 614 21 33

Lirio Azul - Martin C. Martinez esq. Goes

Amigas - La Paz 2328 (atrás del Chopin XXX)

La Casa Azul - Marmarajá 2110 y Agraciada Horario 9am a 22hs

Río Branco 1312 y San José - No me acuerdo el nombre.

Marcelino Sosa 2213 y Martín García Horario 9 am a 22hs

Andes 1342 apto. 702. precios alrededor de los 300 1/2 hora

Whiskería Bahía - Yi entre Colonia y Mercedes

Whiskería Odaliscas - Salto 1182

Estamos en tu mira (ex Pétalos de Rosa) - Burgues 2926 y A. Machado. Tel.. 2081374

Monte Caseros 2796
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Best option in Montevideo are the "escorts-girls" Nice chicas all night long for very low rates.

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Dropped in there about 2am a few nights back. About 6 chicas all about 5 or 6's. Gal greeted me and asked if I wanted a drink or just a chica. They all came over and introduced themselves and kissed me on the cheek. I asked about costs and was quoated by one of the chicas 800p UR 30 minutes (double that for an hour) ... my jaw dropped and I said Carisimo...

There was a guy smoking a butt and pounding a beer in the corner. Two video monitors were pumping out bad porn. I started speaking to this guy who was a bit buzzed. When I told him how much I was just quoted he couldn't believe it. He said it should be 300p. He went to bat for me. But the chica said no 800 is the extranjero price.

I told him I'd do one of the Chicas at the 300p and he went to bat for me and got me a chica at 300p. When I got the room she wanted the cash first. I paid. And then she imformed me that there'd be no kissing. If I wanted kissing on lips - an additional 100p; kissing on cuerpo another 100p; DATY would be another 100p.

I had bought the guy downstairs a Plsen for 100p.

I said uh uh. No deal. And asked for my money back which she did. Then downstairs I noticed a blond that I had eyed earlier and thought maybe I should try this again. She was 25, short, med. natural breasts and a tight ass. Definately the nicest body. The face was okay. I negotiated 500p for besos anywhere and everywhere I like.

Meanwhile downed another beer for 100p with my friend.

We moved upstairs to a dingy room, with dirty linens and a bidet and sink that had been stained allover by burning cigarette butts. We started kissing and then eventually she went to the CBJ. She was actually very good at this through a thick nasty SA condom. Then we went through multiple positions but I had to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. She said once the condom comes off there's no more sex. I protested and had to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] real bad. Then just continued. But I couldn't cum. Then just lost my erection. Triste.

I spent the remaining time kissing her and giving her a massage.

She was far from enthusiastic and still hesitate at any kisses on her mouth. A disappointment on all fronts.

I'd avoid this place and try the others on Cogelon's list.

BTW - the massage parlor that WT69 lists: Alto Nivel, Rio Negro 1145 isn't there. The place was shut down tight at about 9pm on a weeknight.

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Your story presents a really interesting situation, More Action. It contains a lot of useful elements.

Perhaps most important is the way you handled the pricing by asking someone there, especially someone a little buzzed(less likely to also try to rip you off). Buying him the beer was definitely your best investment. Its too bad you didn't also ask the beer price. Latina Addict reported it as 60p/liter in January 2006. In the end, it is one of the few ways we have to combat this kind of crap. Eventually, though, the locals also become greedy for tourist cash, won't help without it, and help little with it. I encountered this type of attitude some in the resort towns of Dominican Republic.

Another thing it shows is the need to study the forum and try to learn a little of the culture and attitude of a country. The 100p/item cafeteria pricing is not so much gringo pricing as it is a cultural phenomenon of the country. They love the upsell. I didn't say much about this in my posts on Montevideo but discussed it much more in my post on Salto. They may have gringopriced the 100p portion, but Latina Addict reported the same price in January 06. The idea of the upsell is pure Uruguay. For an idea, look at the way they price the popular local Chivita sandwich in restaurants. The basic sandwich was maybe $ur50, but put on decent options for toppings and stuff and you will pay $ur120 or more, definitely overpriced.

This cafeteria pricing is a useful way of getting all the wealthier to pay more, and is probably more a result of the long socialist heritage of Uruguay. For those with limited resources, it is possible to buy some product. The more luxury one demands, the more one pays proportionately, with real luxuries commanding huge prices. This is more or less fair. It does, however, complicate the situation. The only defense is what you did ultimately, negotiate a price for a package beforehand. To do this, one needs to learn the appropriate levels for the economy of the area. If you don't, the sky is the limit in this situation. This makes it hard to deal with Uruguay unless one truly doesn't care about money. I personally found it tiring, as I was constantly being hustled.

I also found the overall business attitude toward tourists was hard and unfriendly. I went thru an exercise with a hair dryer I bought in a main street store but had to return because at 2000 watts I couldn't use it in the hotel and needed something smaller. I finally got them to exchange it(about 2 hours after buying it) for a 1500W model, but they wouldn't return the extra money. They made me buy other products in the store for that value. They were practically desperate for the money. Again the culture of the country.

I do wish that more people would learn to just say no and walk away. They essentially won in this situation, since they extracted 700p from you for not much, and could easily have extracted 1000p or 1200p. So they are still encouraged to do it again, and stronger. "Este no es aceptable" or "No van a robarme" (you are not going to rob me) is a great response, followed by an exit. Very few people have had a good session after one of these go arounds, especially if the negotiation is difficult. The situation shows a bad attitude on the part of the business, and a difficult negotiation may leave the house feeling they lost, and will deliver service accordingly. Paying the price isn't likely to yield a good result either, again because of the original bad attitude.

But congratulations on putting up the good fight. And better luck in the future.

[QUOTE=Cogelon]
Candys: Soriano 1267 esq. Carlos Quijano (ex- Yi) Tel. 9032220
[/QUOTE]
The address is incorrect. Candy's is at Soriana 1271. The one you gave is the old address. The phone number is correct.

[QUOTE=Lorenzo]The address is incorrect. Candy's is at Soriana 1271. The one you gave is the old address. The phone number is correct.[/QUOTE]Candy´s is at Soriano street (not "Soriana"): 1267 is next door to 1271. Is the same thing.

Hi folks! About “ESCORT GIRLS” in Montevideo, take a look on this website:

[url]http://marialacubana.********.com[/url]

Best wishes,

Cogelon

Hi,

I requested an escort. I found her number on the web (she's Paola and I don't recommen her).

She started asking for 150USD and then accepted 120USD for one hour.

She had a nice body but pretty ugly.

Next time I will ask to see her first elsewhere than my place.

What are the prices you guys paid?

Bye

Visited Montevideo and had a pretty good experience. Dropped by the Star Bene spot which has about 7-8 regular girls that work Mon-Sat 11-11PM, they will freelance on Sundays by appt. ThaiPie massage parlor is no longer around. Prices at Star Bene range depending on the type of room. They have a small room ($40), larger room ($53) and the super room with jaccuzi ($60). Girls will ask for tip after finish. You get the complete hour with the girl to get off as many as you can, usually 2 cups minimum. Also went to Baires Night Club which has some pretty hot girls working there, semi strip show goes on late in the evenings. Must buy ladies 2 drinks as the bar fine before they can leave with you. All will ask for $100, but you can get most of them down to $75 or $80. Overall a nice time.

I recently had some great experiences with independents using the following Website:

[url]www.ururelax.com[/url]

Strongly recommend Vera. She is as pictured. A very nice and fun girl who sincerely aims to please.

Have fun!

Diver

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just visited montevideo, uruguay (took buquebus—high speed catamaran boatline from buenos aires, cost about $80 usd one-way).

just across from the port exit is mercado del puerto a tourist section with many restaurants. just to the left of the mercado del puerto entrance is a bar that is full of working girls. it is called barkada. at about 8 pm there were about 5 working girls mostly 5s through 7s. after 10 pm there were about 20 girls, the quality got a little better. i did not get any prices, but it appears that these girls go back to your hotel (nothing on premises apparently). the economy is horrible there. prices in general are pretty low.

Drinking again, my friend?

WOW WHAT A LIST BELOW! Wish I'd had that when I was living there a 1-2 years ago.

I used to hit several of the various clubs and little fuck parlors round town plus pick up some of the SW that would frequent the Pocitos Beach areas corners. Never had any real problems with them, quality hit and miss, just keep looking, it was right out my door soo......

I used to go to one of the bars right by the Port down from the Puerto Mercado restaurant area. DOn't remember the name but it was on the corner. I'd go there and party with the ho's buying drinks and sitting outside. They'd be firing up doobies, semi-legal in Uruguay, and I'd just be drinking and having a good time till I took one home.

I had one of THE BEST *****S of my life out of that bar. She wears her hair real short and keep it dyed a peroxide blonde. Dresses the part, a CERTIFIABLE ****! I like taking photos and videos and she'd go home with me and let me take all of the photos I'd like as long as I didn't slack off of fucking her. She would take it in the ass, deepthroat with the best of them and loved getting a load of cum on her face. While doing videos I'd ahve her facing the video camera that was hooked up to the TV and she would use the videos remote to zoom in on her deepthroating me and she'd instruct me on moving or adjust the aim of the camera! She was about 35-45 bucks LT. Hell she was even fun to go out and have a bite to eat with.
A GREAT FUCKING *****!

I'll try and find the photos that the wife hasn't trashed )-:Wow what a list below! Wish I'd had that when I was living there a 1-2 years ago.

I used to hit several of the various clubs and little fuck parlors round town plus pick up some of the SW that would frequent the pocitos beach areas corners. Never had any real problems with them, quality hit and miss, just keep looking, it was right out my door soo.

I used to go to one of the bars right by the port down from the puerto mercado restaurant area. Don't remember the name but it was on the corner. I'd go there and party with the ho's buying drinks and sitting outside. They'd be firing up doobies, semi-legal in uruguay, and I'd just be drinking and having a good time till I took one home.

I had one of the best *****s of my life out of that bar. She wears her hair real short and keep it dyed a peroxide blonde. Dresses the part, a certifiable ****! I like taking photos and videos and she'd go home with me and let me take all of the photos I'd like as long as I didn't slack off of fucking her. She would take it in the ass, deepthroat with the best of them and loved getting a load of cum on her face. While doing videos I'd ahve her facing the video camera that was hooked up to the tv and she would use the videos remote to zoom in on her deepthroating me and she'd instruct me on moving or adjust the aim of the camera! She was about 35-45 bucks lt. Hell she was even fun to go out and have a bite to eat with. A great fucking *****!

I'll try and find the photos that the wife hasn't trashed.

[b][color=green][size=4]cama matrimonial[/size][/color][/b]

when my alarm rang after just 4 hours of sleep, i dozed off again. i was lucky not to miss my flight! the road from montevideo airport into town was long & twisting. when the cab driver produced a chart to convert the meter value into pesos, i thought he was ripping me off. after an enervating journey, i was looking forward to settling into my comfortable room at the balmoral plaza.

i’d made reservations through hotel-rates.com. even though i specifically requested a “double bed / cama matrimonial”, the hotel received a reservation for an “executive twin”. fucking morons! no rooms with a double bed were available, so the receptionist tore up my reservation as i walked out angrily.

there were plenty of other hotels in the area, so i figured i could easily secure alternative accommodation. i wasn’t aware of the long holiday weekend in neighboring argentina, though. all the hotels were fully booked... except for twin rooms.

when i enquired at the crystal palace hotel, they had one double room available... the presidential suite. it was only available for one night, as newlyweds would be spending their wedding night there tomorrow. when i was quoted a favorable rate, i decided to have a peek...

the presidential suite occupied an entire floor. i imagined myself fucking on the plush sofas, in the jacuzzi and on the [u]double[/u] bed. i checked in!

[b][color=green][size=4]escorts[/size][/color][/b]

[b][color=blue][size=3]belen[/size][/color][/b]

belen was top of my list of escorts in montevideo. she doesn’t come cheap, but is supposed to provide great service. alas, i got her answer phone...

[url]http://www.belen.urusexy.net[/url]

[b][color=blue][size=3]rubi e vicky[/size][/color][/b]

when i called rubi & vicky, who no longer advertize their services on ururelax, a guy picked up the phone and i heard girls giggling in the background. guess they were busy... :)

[b][color=blue][size=3]sublime escorts[/size][/color][/b]

sublime escorts could send a pyt to my room. for 2500 uyu! when i enquired about services, i was told that none of the girls gave bbbjs. agency policy! fuck that!

all the other girls i called had their phone switched off on a friday night. i gave up on escorts and ventured into town...

[b][color=green][size=4]bicos[/size][/color][/b]

bicos had been recommended, so i made it my first stop of the night. i wasn’t exactly impressed. there were only a handful of girls. they were old, fat & ugly. sharon was the only exception. she was young & pretty... but still fat.

when i was half way through my beer, i was ready to leave. the owner picked up my beer, started drinking from it... and gave me a fresh bottle. he promised that more girls would be coming in later & that they would have a show. he was lying on both counts.

bicos is a grubby little place. the owner’s a drunk. when he burnt my shirt with his cigarette, i’d had enough :mad:

[b][color=green][size=4]pykaros[/size][/color][/b]

[b][color=blue][size=3]anna[/size][/color][/b]

pykaros is an upscale place, with a large selection of girls, including a few beauties. i couldn’t keep my eyes off a hot platinum blonde with a curvaceous body and pretty green eyes. when i bought anna a drink, we spent plenty of time flirting and kissing, even though she was shy and extremely ticklish. she would only agree to a cbj at first, but caved in. her price remained a stumbling block, though. she wanted 100 usd for an hour or 300 usd for the night. she later dropped her price to 200 usd, but insisted on leaving at 5 am. anna looked the part, but wasn’t the kind of girl who would set my presidential suite on fire. i passed.

btw, paula told me that anna doesn’t get taken out very often. she’s too greedy!

[b][color=blue][size=3]paula[/size][/color][/b]

after failing to strike a deal with anna, the pretty birds had flown. i figured the president would be spending the night without his first lady... until paula came over to talk with me. she was a short-haired little spinner i hadn’t noticed before. she offered to give herself to me from head to toe... including her cola. she only wanted 1000 uyu for 2-3 hours and was prepared to stay the night for “a little more”. she wasn’t my dream girl, but seemed to be up for anything. vamos!

there was plenty of time to take pictures while the jacuzzi was filling up. the jet streams were massaging our back as we splashed around and when i stuck my dick through the bubbles... paula knew what to do. :) we started fucking in the jacuzzi, then dried off and moved to the salon. we fucked in every one of the sofas. we fucked on the floor in front of the fireplace. we fucked standing up before the mirror. the grand tour of the presidential suite finished in the bedroom, where i drilled paula’s tight little asshole until i exploded. :)

after spending more quality time in the jacuzzi, it was time to hit the pillow. paula cuddled up to me, but wasn’t allowed to sleep for long. after the encore, i had to check out and make way for the newlyweds. i bet they couldn’t match the show we put on! :)

paula was magnificent! wonderfully sweet. totally passionate. truly a first lady! her stelllar performance was rewarded with 2000 uyu. she deserved it!

loso

[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Errands[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

After pigging out at the buffet breakfast and moving to a regular room, I had some errands to run. Most ATM machines in Montevideo are inside a bank building and... closed on weekends. ABN Amro was the only exception. I tried to buy a SIM card, but the phone company offices are... closed on weekends. I tried to buy a Buquebus ticket, but the office in town was... closed. :mad: After walking around for hours and seeing more “Closed” signs than I care to remember, I’d had enough!

As I didn’t get enough beauty sleep the last 2 days, I tried out my new bed. I went to sleep at 3 PM, woke up at 6 PM, but promptly dozed off again. It was 9.30 PM by the time I finally got out of bed. A tad late, even for my standards. :)

[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Princess Night Club[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

After a quick dinner, I was ready to hunt for pussy. On my way to Baires Disco, I was handed a flyer for the Princess Night Club & decided to check it out. There were only 4 girls present and none of them were the least bit attractive. I walked straight back out.

[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Baires Disco[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

Baires Disco is a whiskeria with a circular hardwood dance floor, and a few locals were strutting their stuff. The tango is a visual delight and I enjoyed watching the dancing couples until they were rudely interrupted by... a strip show! :)

Baires had a decent selection, without any real beauty queens. My favorite was a cutie called Andrea. She was wonderful company in the bar, as she was showering me with sweet kisses. She needed 1500 UYU. Time was not important, but she was unable to spend the night with me. Fair enough.

Once we got to my room, the sweetie from the bar changed her colors and turned into a total ice queen. She wanted to be paid in advance, but settled for seeing the money. She’d only kiss on the lips and wouldn’t allow French kissing. She started off by giving me a BBBJ, but was quick to put a condom on with her mouth. Totally mechanical service!

[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Lido Balnearia[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

After the disappointing ST with Andrea, I checked out Lido Balnearia, a regular disco. The 90 UYU entrance fee bought me a whole liter of beer. The dance floor was packed at 4 AM on a Saturday night, but there didn’t seem to be any unattached females. I didn’t notice any obvious age disparity between the couples – the hallmark of P4P. It may be a pick-up spot for locals, but a foreigner who doesn’t know the steps will most likely be a spectator.

I did venture onto the dance floor, but never connected with anyone...

Loso

[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Escorts[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

After waking up in the middle of the afternoon and travelling by bus to Tres Cruces to book my Buquebus ticket, I tried the escorts again. I still didn’t have a local SIM card, so I had to use the hotel phone. I didn’t waste any money – no one was answering their phone on Sunday. :(

[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Sweet & Hot Nights[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

On my final night in Montevideo, I wanted to check out the whiskerias on my list that I hadn’t had a chance to visit yet. I walked to the address for both Sweet & Hot Nights, but didn’t see any sign of life.

[B][COLOR=green][SIZE=4]Baires Disco[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

[B][COLOR=blue][SIZE=3]Slow Sunday[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

Pykaros definitely had the best selection in town. But they’re closed on Sundays. My only other option was to go back to Baires...

They open at 9.30 PM. I arrived just before 10 PM. I was the 1st customer. There were hardly any girls...

[B][COLOR=blue][SIZE=3]Fernanda[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

Fernanda came over to flirt with me. I wasn’t interested. Her face was too “manly”. But while watching her strip show, wearing a sexy devil outfit, my pants were suddenly bulging. :) When she came back and promised to be a really naughty girl, I succumbed to her charms...

She wanted 1500 UYU for 1 hour or 100 USD for 2 hours. We settled on 1500 UYU for 2 hours. When we got to my hotel, Fernanda asked to be paid in advance. Déjà vu! I told her about my bad experience with Andrea yesterday, said that I didn’t want a repeat performance and invited her to leave. Fernanda started crying! She said that she always insisted on being paid in advance and never got any complaints about her service. She sounded sincere, so I proposed to pay her 500 UYU in advance.

Fernanda wasn’t lying. She delivered everything she promised... and then some. Her pictures are unadulterated porn. I have her on video masturbating using her high heels, licking her boots... She sucked my dick like a lollipop until she tasted my sweet juices. She was pumping and grinding my dick, while still wearing her fishnet stockings & boots. She took it up the ass like a champ... Fernanda ain’t pretty, but her performance was nothing short of amazing!

[B][COLOR=blue][SIZE=3]2nd Helping?[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

I promised Fernanda to burn her a CD with her pictures and went back to Baires to give her the CD and... find another chica. :) I figured more girls would have shown up for work by now, but the selection was just as awful as earlier that night. :(

Oh well. I had to get up in the morning to catch the ferry to Buenos Aires anyway.

Loso

[b][color=green][size=4]Getting There[/size][/color][/b]

[b][color=blue][size=3]GOL Flight[/size][/color][/b]

The flight from Porto Alegre to Montevideo cost me:

Flight: 221,82 BRL
Taxes: 78,00 BRL
[b]Total: 299,82 BRL[/b]

[b][color=blue][size=3]Airport Transfer[/size][/color][/b]

After the scenic ride along the harbor into town, the meter showed 202. But when the driver got his ficha out, it was converted into 569 UYU. I thought the bastard was ripping me off by applying a “taxa do turisto”... until the hotel staff confirmed that 600 UYU was the regular fare.

[b][color=green][size=4]Accommodation[/size][/color][/b]

[b][color=blue][size=3]Balmoral Plaza Hotel[/size][/color][/b]

I’d made reservations through:

[url]http://www.hotel-rates.com[/url]

I booked an Executive Room at the Balmoral Plaza Hotel for 60,97 USD a night (excluding taxes).

[url]http://www.balmoral.com.uy[/url]

When I checked in, I was shown a twin room. WTF? The reception clerk showed me the form they received from hotel-rates.com, requesting an Executive [u]Twin[/u]. I showed them my printout, requesting a “double bed / cama matrimonial”. Even though I specified my preference in 2 languages, those dumbasses at hotel-rates.com managed to fuck up my reservation! :mad:

The hotel was not at fault. They couldn’t help the fact that no double rooms were available because of the long holiday weekend in neighboring Argentina. The incompetent nitwits at hotel-rates.com are entirely to blame.

[b][color=blue][size=3]Crystal Palace Hotel[/size][/color][/b]

There were plenty of other hotels in the area, but the only hotel that could offer me a double bed was the Crystal Palace Hotel.

[url]http://www.crystalpalacehotel.com.uy[/url]

I stayed in the Presidential Suite the 1st night (110 USD), and moved to a regular room (45 USD) the next day.

- The room rates include a sumptuous buffet breakfast.
- The Presidential Suite occupies an entire floor and features a Jacuzzi.
- The regular rooms are nice enough and there’s a safe in the wardrobe.
- Wireless Internet was available.
* The hotel network required a WPA key.
* The Linksys network was available free of charge.

[b][color=green][size=4]ATM Machines[/size][/color][/b]

There are plenty of ATM machines in the centre of town, but they’re inside a bank building and... closed on weekends. The only ATM machine that was accessible on a Saturday afternoon was at ABN Amro.

In theory, ATM machines dispense both Uruguayan pesos and US dollars. I only extracted local currency.

[b][color=green][size=4]SIM Card[/size][/color][/b]

You can’t just buy a local SIM card at any newsstand. You have to visit the phone company’s office.

- CTI has an office on the main drag (18 de Julio).
* They’re closed on weekends.
- Ancel also has an office on 18 de Julio.
* Also closed on weekends.
- The Ancel office on the corner of Paraguay and San Jose was open on Saturday.
* But they don’t sell SIM cards on weekends. :mad:

Since I arrived on a Friday evening and only spent 3 nights in town, I was unable to procure a local SIM card.

[b][color=green][size=4]Taxis[/size][/color][/b]

I walked everywhere and only took a taxi when I had a chica with me. Taxis used the meter and had a ficha to convert the displayed fare into pesos. A glass separates the driver from the passengers. You pay the driver by sticking the money through a hole in the glass. :) Cab fare from the whiskerias to my hotel was around 40 UYU.

[b][color=green][size=4]Buquebus[/size][/color][/b]

If you need Buquebus tickets (ferry to Buenos Aires), there’s an office on Plaza Fabini in the centre of town. Like most places, they’re closed on weekends.

The office in the Tres Cruces bus terminal is open every day (including weekends) until 11 PM. Buses # 64, 187 and 188 will get you there (15,50 UYU one way).

Alternatively, you can also make reservations through the Internet:

[url]http://www.buquebus.com[/url]

Loso

[b][color=green][size=4]timing[/size][/color][/b]

i was in montevideo:

may 25 - may 27 (3 nights)

[b][color=green][size=4]statistics[/size][/color][/b]

during my 3-day stay in montevideo, i had:

st: 2
lt: 1
girls: 3

[b][color=green][size=4]whiskerias[/size][/color][/b]

[b][color=blue][size=3]general[/size][/color][/b]

whiskerias are bars/clubs with hostesses. the overall quality isn’t very high, but the more upscale places do have some decent-looking girls.

the girls earn commission on expensive ladies drinks. you need to buy the girl 1-2 drinks before you can take her home. most whiskerias don’t have on-site rooms. baires disco is the exception.

whiskerias generally have strip shows, which are pretty entertaining in the upscale places.

officially, you’re not supposed to smoke. there are no-smoking signs everywhere. nobody cares! they don’t have ashtrays, though. they give you an empty can to use as an ashtray. :)

[b][color=blue][size=3]baires disco[/size][/color][/b]

[b][color=purple][size=2]information[/size][/color][/b]

- address
* calle san jose 872

- beers
* 100 uyu
* choice of brands.

- ladies drinks
* 200 uyu
* 1 drink is required to take a chica to the on-site st rooms.
* 2 drinks are required to take a chica out.

- open on sundays.

[b][color=purple][size=2]observations[/size][/color][/b]

on saturday night, there was a decent selection, without any real beauties. i picked the wrong girl! they’re open on sundays, but few girls show up for work. fernanda was no beauty queen, but the kind of girl who’ll satisfy all your perversions. :)

unlike any of the other whiskerias i visited, baires has on-site rooms.

[b][color=blue][size=3]bicos[/size][/color][/b]

[b][color=purple][size=2]information[/size][/color][/b]

- location
* san jose and convencion

- beers
* 150 uyu
* the only brand available was heineken.
* when i refused to drink that cat [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], they went out and got me a local brand. :)

- ladies drinks
* 200 uyu

[b][color=purple][size=2]observations[/size][/color][/b]

the handful of chicas seemed perfectly in tune with the bar’s ambience - old, fat & ugly. sharon’s pretty young face looked strangely out of place - if only she weren’t so fat. :)

this low class whiskeria sells the most expensive beers in town and the owner’s an annoying drunk. stay away!

[b][color=blue][size=3]hot nights[/size][/color][/b]

[b][color=purple][size=2]information[/size][/color][/b]

- address
* florida 1276

[b][color=purple][size=2]observations[/size][/color][/b]

walked to the above address on a sunday night. didn’t detect any sign of life.

[b][color=blue][size=3]princess night club[/size][/color][/b]

[b][color=purple][size=2]information[/size][/color][/b]

- address
* andes 1313

- open on sundays.

[b][color=purple][size=2]observations[/size][/color][/b]

had a peek inside after being handed a flyer on 18 de julio. only 4 girls – all dragons! didn’t stay to have a drink.

[b][color=blue][size=3]pykaros[/size][/color][/b]

[b][color=purple][size=2]information[/size][/color][/b]

- address
* convencion 1260

- beers
* 120 uyu
* choice of brands.

- ladies drinks
* 200 uyu
* you need to buy one drink to take a chica home.

- closed on sundays.

[b][color=purple][size=2]observations[/size][/color][/b]

the upscale pykaros has the largest and best selection in town. alas, the blondie sitting on my lap was too greedy & didn’t give me the right vibe. her replacement couldn’t match her beauty, but her inspired performance made my one night in the presidential suite a memorable one.

apart from the local girls, pykaros had a number of black brasileiras on offer. when i enquired why a brasileira should choose to work in montevideo, they replied: “too much competition in brazil!”

[b][color=green][size=4]escorts[/size][/color][/b]

[b][color=blue][size=3]escorts sites[/size][/color][/b]

the main escort sites for montevideo are urusexy & ururelax. both sites feature ads for independent escorts.

[url]http://www.escort.urusexy.net[/url]

[url]http://www.ururelax.com/chicas.htm[/url]

i tried to get in touch with a number of escorts over the weekend. nobody picked up the phone! :(

[b][color=blue][size=3]escorts reviews[/size][/color][/b]

fororelax is a local forum with escort reviews. spanish only.

[url]http://www.fororelax.com[/url]

[b][color=green][size=4]casas de masajes[/size][/color][/b]

montevideo is littered with massage parlors / brothels. the basic service is cheap, but there are many extras! an overview, complete with addresses, phone numbers, prices and reviews, can be found on fororelax.

[b][color=green][size=4]final words[/size][/color][/b]

montevideo isn’t particularly cheap. the girls aren’t particularly beautiful. the p4p scene caters mainly to locals & sailors – montevideo is an important port!

unless you’re a country collector, montevideo isn’t really worth visiting. nevertheless, my night at the presidential suite with paula was one of the highlights of this trip.

loso

I heading to M.V. and there aren't five people on this site (or the other two I am aware of for this hobby) that can say nice things about Uruguay.

IF you have seen these girls, tell me what you think, how was the price, and what services did you get? Specifically, did you get anal?

I am heading through on a trip from Rio, Sao Paolo, and then B.A. Mid April to early May.

Let me know.

[url]http://mfernanda.urusexy.net/[/url]

[url]http://angie.urusexy.net/[/url]

[url]http://escort.urusexy.net/vicky.htm[/url]

[url]http://www.uruguay-escort.com/Belen.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.lospioneros.com/contenedor.html[/url]
(I understand she is almost a certainty in country, like getting your passport stamped)

[url]http://www.galeon.com/mayraescort/u4.html[/url] (chick has a thing for body stockings)

[url]http://sublime.urusexy.net/romi.htm[/url]

[url]http://www.lospioneros.com/contenedor.html[/url]

I was in Montevideo a couple of weeks ago and would like to share my experiences

I found Montevideo cheaper than Buenos Aires but way smaller and not that many things to do,
there are some all you can eat offers for around 9 euros, no need to use local transportation, you
could even rent a bike and drive around the city, Plaza Independencia is the heart of Montevideo,
at nights there is a lot going on around the Plaza, bad idea to do shopping on weekends since
everything is closed.. they only work on saturdays til 14:00 I think.

I visited massages "Sensaciones" and "Acuarela" where prices are quite low, the procedure is as follows:

* you walk into the establishment
* madam asks you to wait for the chicas in a room next to / right at the reception
* in contrast with Buenos Aires, all available chicas walk into the room, greet you and tell you their name
* finally comes the madam and ask you If you found anything interesting
* any extra cost 30 Uruguayan pesos (french kisses, kisses on the body, DATY) - no anal

I was in several brothels in Buenos Aires, and in despite of the number of available
chicas, only 3 chicas came by and next the madam would ask me if I wanted to have a session
with any of them, maybe I had to say explicitly that I wanted to see more chicas.. but well I didn't.

I went first to Sensaciones (Tacuarembó 1520) 180 uruguayan pesos 1/2 hour and had a double session
with two chicas, approx. 14 chicas were available, ranging from 2-7, I chose a slim 7 and went to the room,
in the room she enquired about the desired "services". Prices were incredible low and when she told me that I could have
a double service for as low as 360 Uruguayan pesos (11.5 Euros), I decided to have another "7" girl
to join us.

The session was only ok, with one kissing my body and the other doing CBJ for a while and then exchanging roles,
then one of them rode me while the other was caressing me, after a couple of minutes they change the
condom and the second one rode me, what I didn't like is that I couldn't fuck again the first one since
"it was not allowed".... according the them.. then I had to fuck the second one in several positions.

I finished and was heading back to my hotel when I ran into the street where Acuarela is located
(Ejido 1626 y 1638)and since I couldn't find the first time the address cause the map in
[url]http://relax.wikispaces.com/Casas+de+masajes+en+Montevideo[/url] was misleading I decided to give it a try.

The quality in Acuarela was slightly better (up to 7.5) for 200 uruguayan pesos + extras, and service was
better, with 2 pops in around 40 minutes (kisses, caressing, moaning...), the chica was passionate and had nice ass, but had a scare
on her belly though...

Later, I decided to try a club, here was mentioned Pykaros as an upscale club, but I would differ from
that review, the quality was hardly a 7, the club was somehow empty and girls were bored, I ended up with a
short blonde who quoted 1500 uruguayan pesos for 1 hour, I asked the price for the whole night and she quoted
at least 300 dollars, wtf?... I countered offer 2 hours for 1500 and she agreed, we went to a hotel nearby
but had to take a taxi though, the price of the room was around 120 UP for 2 hours, I fucked her hard twice without any complain,
CBJ and no anal, it was not a good deal compared to prices at massage parlors.

I did not have chance to try escorts so I dont't have a clue, besides I read in a forum
in Spanish about some SW in Av. Italia but I was not interested, so no clue neither.

I was recently visiting Buenos Aires for an extended period of time and made a quick side trip over to Montevideo. My timing was very poor. I went over for 2 nights and one day. The one day turned out to be Labor Day (May 1). This is one of the holidays when almost everything is closed and the streets have very few people in them. However, there were clubs open each night, although only a few girls were working.

Transportation

I went over to Montevideo from BA on the Buquebus boat that leaves from Puerto Madero. Going over I took the boat to Colonia, Uruguay (1 hr.) and then went down to Montevideo on the connecting bus that Buquebus provides (2.5 hrs). I wanted to see some of the countryside, so I took the boat/bus combo rather than take the direct boat. I paid 135 AR pesos (3.2 AR pesos = $1 US).

I returned on the direct boat from Montevideo to BA provided by Buquebus (3 hrs). This cost 219 AR pesos.

Hotel

I stayed at the Crystal Palace Hotel located at Av. 18 de Julio 1210. I paid $94 US total for the two nights taking advantage of an Orbitz promotion. I think this saved me around $10 per night off the normal rate. The hotel is well located on the main street in the city and is about six or seven blocks from the area where a number of chica clubs are located. There are many banks with ATM´s, restaurants, and cambios located all along Av. 18 de Julio. There are also many restaurants on Calle San Jose, the next street over from Av. 18 de Julio. The hotel does not charge to bring a chica in for short time. However, if the chica doesn´t leave the hotel by 5:00 AM or so they will add an additional charge. I don´t know how much. I rarely keep chicas overnight. I liked the hotel and its location. I would stay there again.

Clubs

Pykaros (Convencion 1260)- This is reputed to be the top club in the city. It´s a small club, but nicely laid out. I went here on my first night in the city. There was no entrance fee, a beer ran 100 UYU pesos (20 UYU pesos = $1 US). There are no onsite rooms in the club. The night that I went was the night before the holiday and only 5 chicas were working and none were doable. One chica did quote me 1000 pesos for 2 hours of sexo. This club was closed on my second night in Montevideo (May 1). The club is within walking distance of the Crystal Palace Hotel (6-7 blocks).

Baires Disco (Calle San Jose 872)- This club is located about 1.5 blocks from Pykaros. Baires is a much larger club than Pykaros. I also liked the layout here. They always have 1 chica dancing on a stage in the center of the club. There is no entrance fee. A beer costs 120 pesos. A chica drink runs 250 pesos. They have onsite rooms for 450 pesos an hour. If you want to take a chica out of the club 2 chica drinks are required. Only 1 chica drink is required to take a chica to an onsite room. Expect to pay 1000 - 2000 pesos to the chica depending on your neg. skills. My first night in the city there were about 12 or 13 chicas working. There were 2 or 3 in my doable range. My other night, the holiday there were only 5 chicas working and none were doable. I have a feeling that this club has some potential on a more active/non holiday time. This is the only club that I could find open during the holiday night.

Final Observations

Montevideo is a nice break from the all the action in BA if you are on an extended trip. It is not a primary mongering location. I always felt safe on the streets. I walked all around the city during the day and all hours of the night with no problems. Often there were only a few people on the street. I will probably return in the future when I have an extended trip to BA. I would like to visit Pykaros and Baires Disco when they are fully stocked with chicas. In addition, I would like to visit a number of the other clubs in the city. I will also do a better job of planning to avoid the holidays.

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Hello!

I have a business trip in Latam in August, and I have to spend a weekend there; I can choose Buenos Aires, Montevideo (the easiest as I will be on Friday in Montevideo) or Sao Paulo: what would you advise? (nb: my Spanish is fluent, my Portuguese not so).

Thank you in advance (and special thanks to WorldTravel69 for the Montevideo list).

Elfrances

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World Travel: thanks for your list. I actually got it from the forum before my trip, and it was quite useful.

I tried two of the casa de masajes: Acuarela and Sensaciones. You actually need the exact address as nothing can be seen from the street.

The service is basically the same: you get in, a madam receives you, tells you the prices (there is even a "menu" in Sensaciones"! ), and calls the girls. Then they come, tell their names while kissing you, and you choose.

It was not very great, but not bad, and so cheap!

In Sensaciones, a young (22) dark-skinned. Pretty body, but boring (I would have preferred the madam, a skinny 35-year old blonde. But I'm not sure this is within the acceptable behaviour! We miss a "Montevideo brothels' etiquette guide" by the Duchesse de Metedero). 180 pesos for 1/2 hour. About 6 EUR. Cannot believe it. I added 20.

Acuarela. I chose Nadia, a short and curvy mature (she told me 39, and it is credible). Pretty, very good curves, nice, and eager to please. We talked a little: she is actually a nurse (seemed credible too). The only minus: much more expensive, 250 pesos, almost 10 EUR. Is it reasonable?

I'm not sure I'll have many business opportunities to visit Montevideo again, but I'll try to find one. Just a detail: casa de masajes are cheap, girls are OK (not very pretty, but you can easily find your taste), people are nice (nicer than the other side, you see what I mean), but Montevideo is definitely not a place where to spend a week-end (the answer to my previous post).

Elfrances

[QUOTE=Elfrances]World Travel: thanks for your list. I actually got it from the forum before my trip, and it was quite useful.

I tried two of the casa de masajes: Acuarela and Sensaciones. You actually need the exact address as nothing can be seen from the street.

The service is basically the same: you get in, a madam receives you, tells you the prices (there is even a "menu" in Sensaciones"! ), and calls the girls. Then they come, tell their names while kissing you, and you choose.

It was not very great, but not bad, and so cheap!

In Sensaciones, a young (22) dark-skinned. Pretty body, but boring (I would have preferred the madam, a skinny 35-year old blonde. But I'm not sure this is within the acceptable behaviour! We miss a "Montevideo brothels' etiquette guide" by the Duchesse de Metedero). 180 pesos for 1/2 hour. About 6 EUR. Cannot believe it. I added 20.

Acuarela. I chose Nadia, a short and curvy mature (she told me 39, and it is credible). Pretty, very good curves, nice, and eager to please. We talked a little: she is actually a nurse (seemed credible too). The only minus: much more expensive, 250 pesos, almost 10 EUR. Is it reasonable?

I'm not sure I'll have many business opportunities to visit Montevideo again, but I'll try to find one. Just a detail: casa de masajes are cheap, girls are OK (not very pretty, but you can easily find your taste), people are nice (nicer than the other side, you see what I mean), but Montevideo is definitely not a place where to spend a week-end (the answer to my previous post).

Elfrances[/QUOTE]Why not a place to spend the weekend? Is it because most business's are closed or close early on weekends?

Yes, you are right. As is in a lot of cities. Even the brothels tend to have the not so desirable working the weekends.

[QUOTE=Athlete]Why not a place to spend the weekend? Is it because most business's are closed or close early on weekends?[/QUOTE]

I was walking down Convención ave around 3 am en route to my hotel when I decided to go inside this club called Bicos Night Club (1278 Convención) The place was a dump and there were about 2 girls in there plus the bartender and an older gentlemen in a monkey suit. I sat down and ordered a coke that came out to U$100 and started talking to one of the girls in Spanish. She was quite hideous but she had a nice ass. I would rate her around a 4 I would even fucked something like that for free but I just got shut down at a regular bar and wanted to do some pounding. We did some small talk and then got straight to the point. She wanted U$1,000 for hour at my hotel for straight vanilla sex no anal, no BBBj. I laughed and told her those are gringos prices. She said that to gringos she charges them U$2,000 and she wouldn’t bulge from the $U1,000. I laughed some more thanked her for her time and left. The club Pykards is right next door and I saw a couple of hotties getting out of a cab and going inside. I tried to go in but the bouncer wanted a 500 cover just to go in without checking the goods first. I declined and decided to called it a night.


The next day I went and checked out ArcoIris (Prostíbulo), Soriano 844, I think I must have been on punked or some type of Uruguayan hidden camera shows because there were 4 ¨”girls” and they looked older than MCcain and none of them had any clothes on. That sight will haunted me for the rest of my days.

After the horror show at Arco Iris, I headed over to Acuarela, (Ejido 1626 and 163) There were around 6 chicas working. Quick question did the prices went up at this joint or they just charged me the “gringo tax”? They were all quoting 600 pesos for half an hour. I know inflation is out of control in South America but I don’t think the price of Poontang is going to double in a couple of months. I picked a black haired petite chica. She claims to be 20 but she looked way older. As I was heading to the room with her I saw a light skinned black girl in a red tank top that was by far the best looking girl in there. The sex was alright. She charged 100 pesos more to cum in here tits.

Hi all,

Just got back from MVD. Couple of nights dragging my feet from place to place (thanks for the montevideo the list, makes it too easy). Went by port market area, Friday night, there are 3 places in same side walk (barkabba and one is manilla other can't remember), with evident WG but overall very poor quality and not many quantity. Visited 2 places in ex Rio Branco st, on poor quality, went away, ther has a bar, started talking with a cutie but then chineese came a took all girls out. Finished at yaguaron 1414, nice sessions with a slim girl, about 500 total with extras. Next night another tour, similar, aside from went in a expensive night club/strip place, cover about 150, then quoted 800 for an hour. Ended at acuarela (ejido) choose a girl with a nice attitude, not best body but she seems very nice, and indeed she was, petite brunette (Gisela? Not sure), very GFEish, asked 300 + extras, paid her 500 as tip included. In general mvd girls are willing to please and for 5 US$ more you get the GFE experience. Not bad.

Hi together

Thought that the MVD Forum needs some update. Six weeks ago I visited Acuarela at around 10 PM.

Location: It's very close to the center. You need the address though as there is no sign at all. It looks more like a entrance to a private house.

Inside you find a bar and three rooms where you can sit a have a drink (quite expensive). The whole atmosphere is not that different to a normal bar.

The girls are everywhere. A lot of them are surpringsingly passive and do not seem to be much interested in hooking up. Quality from the girls varies a lot: 2-7; most or even all of them from Uruguay

How it works: My friend started to chat with a 7 and suddenly the hooker came and took all the girls away. Later we got to know the system: Acuarela is not the usual contact bar.

You go to a separate room and ask for the girls; then they line up and you choose. Lesson learned: Do not make too much effort in speaking to them in the bar as they suddenly are away. Go directly to the desk and ask for the girls to line up.

Prices are very different to the ones mentioned (I am sure they ripped us off). 800 p for half an hour for normal Service. When I asked what normal service includes they just laughed. I've learned that even Kissing is not included in the normal service (50 for cunnilingus, 50 for kissing the breasts and 50 for kissing the mouth). Guess which one I included

Service for me was OK and in the end I did not pay for the Specials; One other friend was very pleased with his service and the third one not happy at all. Always depends on the girl.

Next morning after a sleepless night I went back at 8AM! The place was completely empty. Not one guest. Drinks where about 25% of the price of the evening before. I asked straight away for the price and the girls. Price was 660 p. There where only two girls to choose from and both were rather ugly. I choose the less ugly one and I did not regret it any second. Great sex with some milk leaking tits. This girl also did not ask for additional charges for kissing etc.

It really depends on the time and the girl. All in all I can recommend this place. If the bedrooms and especially the bedsheats would be cleaner and also have showers it would be much better though.

Enjoy the time in MVD. Even when ripped off this place is very good for mongers on â thight budget as Brasil and Argentina are ore expensive.

Cheers,

Quorn

Was recently in MVD and stopped in at Pikaros at about 11 pm. I was the only customer - about 12 chicas. Things did not heat up much until after 1. The no longer have the live sex show - that used to be a laugh.

Took out a brunette - Erica - about a 7. We went to the Oriente - basic. No issue of time, good bbbj, really into it. Many different positions - liked to use the furniture. 2000p

I had the opportunity to meet Belen from [url]www.belenescortvip.com[/url] due to a good friend recommendation. My friend is a local guy as he is living in Uruguay since a long time ago.

He was very convincing about the outperforming of this girl since he knows her and the local environment and finds that there is a lot of byte and switch, and other bad experiences in this city.

I stayed at the Radisson Victoria Plaza just in fromt of the Artigas Independencia Plaza during my stay, she came to visit me to the hotel, very girl friendly hotel by the way.

She is absolutely discrete, very sensual, and looks like a secretary going out after a labor day.

I spoke with her about her dressing and she told me that that’s her very own style, but she accepts requests for other dressing.

She likes to be discrete as her mainly attends out calls to important hotels in this city, and discretion is good for her and her customers. For this occasion she came with a very sensual lingerie also.

She is as the photos at the web page, faked boobs but it seems to be a very good labor as I didn’t note any plastic or annoying strange material.

She is very hygienic and only offers CBJ, no way to do it bareback and no anal as it hurts terribly due to a chirurgical intervention she had some time ago.

I don’t know how well she manages herself in English, as I am Spanish native speaker and our dialogue was in Spanish. She told me that she speaks a sort of basic English enough to establish a good communication.

I don’t know her rates as she was a present send by my friend, it was a basic sex but totally GFE.

She presented me with a CD containing the pictures she shows at her website, but uncovered face. I can send them if required by PM.

Hi, folks!

I been in Montevideo a few weeks ago.

Searching for chica escort montevideo in web pages of Uruguay with Google I found in a local sex forum, the post I copied and pasted below.

I met Priscilla because of it. I can tell my experience with this teenager was amazing.

Basicly I felt the same things described by Sebu. This one was my very best sexual experience in Montevideo. She allowed me to take her some photos. If you want to take a look on 'them, just let me know using the forum's private message.

Now, I hardly recommend you to take your time to read it.

Enjoy!

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Re: Priscilla in Fororelax

I've always liked petite playful women, and Priscilla is one of the best I've even been with.

From the moment I met her last week I've been dreaming of rolling around naked with her and fucking her brains out. And she is everything I expected and more.

I took her email from her personal web page: [url]http://www.priscilla.com.uy[/url] and wrote her a msge asking if she was available at noon.

She remembered that I went out with her friend Maite last week and reminded me that I promised her a massage. So I reserved 2 hours with her at hotel Goes. She was at the peluqueria getting new hair extensions, so she let me know that she would be there at 12:30. I took advantage of the time and bought some massage oil before going to Goes Hotel.

I arrived and heated up the massage oil, put in a sexy music CD and prepared the bed for her. The only thing I was missing were a few candles. When she arrived she threw her arms around me and kissed my neck and showed me her new extensions.

I was like meeting my high school girlfrend again for a secret romp in a hotel. I asked her to undress and lay face down on the bed. She then slowly teased me while undressing. Uncovering a sexy white bra, panty and stocking set that almost made me explode. I could hardly contain myself as she undressed and layed face down on the bed.

I began massaging her feet and I could feel her incredibly petite sexy body relax and slowdown from her playful energy. I slowly moved up her legs, gently massaging her thighs and ass. I spread her legs to better massage the inside of her legs and I could see her getting moist and the lips of her pussy were starting to spread, inviting me for a closer look.

I resisted the tempation to indulge too soon and sat on top of her buttocks while pouring oil all over her back. My massage reached a sexy bare back rythem as I brought my hands down her back of her neck, and down her sides and tiny waist. I could feel her body responding to my massasge as she gently moved her tight ass up and down as if inviting me to penetrate her from behind. Again I resisted.

She turned over and I could see her pussy was wet and ready. I sat on top of her and started to caress her oily stomach and gradually move to her perfect, perky breasts. With slow sensual motions, I started to kiss her ear then moved down to lickthe sweet massage oil from her tits. By now she was archign her back and asking me to come inside, but I couldn't resist the urge to descend to her wet pussy. Kissing around her belly ring, I slowly and softly descended to her clit. And then diverted to her thighes. She grabbed my hair and pushed my head into her wet pussy and said.: Suck me! Suck me! The rythem becane too intense and she sat up, grabbed a condom and said "It is my turn to tease you" She proceeded to kiss me cock, and slowly deep throat my cock until I couldn't stand it anylonger. She pulled out the condom and put it on me, while slowly caressing me. Then she layed down, spead her legs and said 'Come inside'

I slowly layed my body on top of her oily body and slid my cock into her tight wet pussy. I've never felt a tighter pussy in my life! She was incredible and we established a rythemn while moving in our oily, friction sex fast. She wrapped her legs around me as the pressure built until I exploded and collapsed on top of her oily body. Incredible. Simple incredible.

After a few minutes she excused herself from the bed and washed herself in the bathroom. We ordered a pizza and layed together on the bed. After eating the pizza, she changed the sheets and told me to laydown. She kissed my chest, then slowly made her way down to my soft, but pulsating cock. After a masterful 10 minutes blow job, she had brought my cock to a hard and ready state. She pulled out another condom and put it on with her teeth and sat down on top of me to give me the ride of my life. I was about ready to come, when I decided to get back into missionary position again. So she layed down and I jumped her bones for another 10 minutes until I was completely exausted and barely able to come again. But it was a sweet victory adn long hard orgasm. Oh! How wonderful! The pefect petite fuck!

Sebu

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Are any of these locations near the ship terminal? I was down there back in Jan and there was a bar across the street from the cruise ship pier that had lot of women hanging out. Could I have gotten some action here? Will be back down visiting next spring and would like to find a place within walking distance.

[QUOTE=Hotwheels]Are any of these locations near the ship terminal? I was down there back in Jan and there was a bar across the street from the cruise ship pier that had lot of women hanging out. Could I have gotten some action here? Will be back down visiting next spring and would like to find a place within walking distance.[/QUOTE]Absolutly could have. Would have been hard not to if you had gone in. I used to travel by there everyday while working in Montevideo for several months. It is a typical "Port" bar with a good number of the chicas a bit past their prime. However I have pulled some real sweet, young (18-19) gals from there and one seasoned vet who I consider to be one of the best fucks of all time. She was a proper *****, looked the part and acted the part. Who liked her job of getting fucked in all holes and swallowing cum. She was even great on making videos and would operate the controls zooming in to get cloesups of a dick up her ass or cum spurting on her face!

The ones I saw hanging out were all pretty young and good looking. Will have to check it out next trip. Worst case is I'll have a drink with some nice scenery.

Hi All,

Agree prices need updating. I visited first class house. No signs, looks like regular house. Nice set up inside. Like 10 different rooms, including a haircut place, 3 suites, 4 regular rooms, a bar, and outside terrace where the girls hang out. But what surprised me was the price. 2500 Pesos.

A big difference from 1000 pesos in the forum. Well I came here because some friends here in MVD told me it was in a safe area.

There were approximately 10 girls, 5 passable, and 2 8s. No 9s or 10s. They all introduce them selves and give you a kiss on the cheek. I was surprised with the price, and for only 40-50 minutes. I thought to try something else.

It can always be a back up plan. Its like 9pm and still not dark here.

Worth a visit if you know the price when you go in. But no Air Conditioning too. Its pretty hot here now. FYI

Regards

Ajordan

Thanks for the info, but it is hard to update the List, when I do not know the Address.

[QUOTE=Ajordan]Hi All,

Agree prices need updating. I visited first class house. No signs, looks like regular house. Nice set up inside. Like 10 different rooms, including a haircut place, 3 suites, 4 regular rooms, a bar, and outside terrace where the girls hang out. But what surprised me was the price. 2500 Pesos.

A big difference from 1000 pesos in the forum. Well I came here because some friends here in MVD told me it was in a safe area.

There were approximately 10 girls, 5 passable, and 2 8s. No 9s or 10s. They all introduce them selves and give you a kiss on the cheek. I was surprised with the price, and for only 40-50 minutes. I thought to try something else.

It can always be a back up plan. Its like 9pm and still not dark here.

Worth a visit if you know the price when you go in. But no Air Conditioning too. Its pretty hot here now. FYI

Regards

Ajordan[/QUOTE]

Sorry for got to mention the address of the place. The first place First Class, Buxareo 1231 at 26 de Marzo that wanted 2500 pesos per 50 Min. No go for me.

Last night I visited Dolce Vitta (Carrasco). Just as nice as first class, a little farther but the better it was only 1000 pesos per hour.

Address

Siria 6277 (Carrasco)

Phone 604 2685 has web site too www dolce-vitta.com

Theres approximately 14 girls that work there, I considered 6 of them very passable. I liked the place and probably will be back. I took 2 girls, one hour with each. Theres approximately 7 rooms. The 2 I used had showers, but I know that many rooms don't. Theres AC in each, find the remote. Otherwise very hot.

Both girls provided good service, not realy GFE, but not bad at all. I enjoyed both. One is Jasmine (blonde) and other becca or jessica(brunette), not that sure. Jessica has older sister there, may go back to try her. You will be able to tell the resembalence. I'll post the blondes picture, when I get back home.

Today around 3pm I visited 3 other places on the list, to do my due dilligence for the site =).

Geishas address Miguelette 2243- didn't look to be a very safe area. But took cab there. Unfortunately closed. Strange Saturday closed. Maybe was to early.

Then visited Acuarela, Ejido 1626 and 1638, 2nd piso. Also, so so area. Went in around 3:25pm on a Saturday. Wow, scary inside. No real welcome, 5 girls sitting inside. A very dark bar, and like 4 guys inside just drinking and scary looking. Scary place, and the girls looked pretty scary too. Maybe gets better later, but didn't like the looks of place, people, or smell. No go for me.

Didn't even ask for prices. Just left.

Another place, that I visited was called Bar Manila, its right infront of where the cruise ships docks. Alot of the crew from the ship goes and hangsout there. There was approximately 14 girls there. You may be able to find something there, but the quality wasnt that good. Its litterally infront of the terminal. You'll see some tables outside. Inside is loud and dark. But possible to take home something I think. Also, I didn't ask for prices, but everything looks like take out there.

PS Sheraton is Girl Friendly. Also, attached to the hotel is nice mall of 3 stories. Worth a visit.

Will pass by Pikaros tonight and possible back to Dulce Vitta.

Regards

Ajordan

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Opps was on card they gave me

[url]www.Dolce-vitta.com[/url]

Regards

Ajordan

Nice updating Ajordan. I am going to check out dolcevitta today.

Prices at first class are ridiculous. I took a girl for 2000 pesos the other day. The girls try real hard to give GFE at a massage parlor but fail horribly

When I keep drilling nonstop for 35 minutes. Apparently the average Uruguayo lasts only 6 minutes (girls have verified this).

Problem with First Class is that it really isn't first class. The place is real

Nice and the rooms are great, but the girls are just not that good. But this could change since I have been giving the sisters some pointers on getting better girls.

For now I recommend Sweets on Rondeau as the best place in Montevideo. Its not that great but the other places have deterioated. To find a decent 8 in montevideo I recommend

1) Sweets (I was quoted around 1600pesos for 1 hour, most everything included)

2) Pikaros (its always 100USD here unless you try to deal)

3) Go with one of the reputable escorts Belen or the petite little one

Baires is not recommended because its become a massive tourist trap. They want 2 minimum purchase for chicas in order to take out (about 30USD). And the drinks for the guys are pretty expensive anyways. Once in a while a 9 sneaks into Baires but as of now they are all 6-8s. All charge 100USD at Baires.

Acuarelas is not as bad as they say. Just realize that the difference in prices between Uruguayans and foreigners is ridiculous. Just go in there offering 200 pesos for half an hour and work from there. Should be able to get one for 400 pesos after some haggling. I have never been a haggler but Acuarela's loves to abuse the foreigners. I was on full blown monkey tilt the other day from the $10 drinks they tried to charge me compared to $2 to the locals. The locals consistenly slam these girls for $10.

On a final note, yes Buenos Aires is much better than montevideo for mongers. But still should be able to find something half decent.

In the evening around 10pm, I started my rounds to the different houses again. Took a cab, and I figured to check out locations till I found something I really liked.

Started back at

Acuarela again. Ejido 1929 (2nd Piso)

Was worse than before, around 10 guys inside drinking and 5 girls that couldn't pay me to sleep with them. No greeting, pretty much house with rooms and Bar. No mama san. Looks like any free lancer can come in.

Then to Amigas

Amigas La Paz 2328

4 Girls all over 90 Kilos, and scary. 4 Girls wanted 800 for the hour.

Then to Casablanca

Casablanca Ejido 1060 (close to the other one, but closed)

Then CDM La Clinica

CDM la Clinica Juan Paullier 1529 casi 18 de Julio.

6 Girls 800 pesos, nothing I liked.

Then

Sensaciones Tacuarembo 1520 entere colonial and mercedes.

Sat in a very small room waiting for girls to come by. Place had more traffic then Time Square. Ok maybe embelishing abit. There were approximately 15 girls working there. I think I could of found something, but scary with all the traffic. The reason for the traffic, the prices were like McDonalds. 360 Pesos for an Hour. I saw a tall one not to bad, but man. Theres a saying in Spanish. Lo barato to sale caro. To cheap and to much traffic for me to feel confterable. (Also not in great area) But if you are daring, its cheap.

Then finally hit the strip clubs

First Pikaros Convencion 1260,

Drink cost me 150 pesos. And girls drink is over 300.

I didn't mind the place, very small. Had approximately 16 girls. A couple 8s and 7s. Worth a visit. Girls want 2000 Pesos for like 1. 5-2 hours. (Its takeout)

Then walked very close to Biares

Baires Calle San Jose 872 at Calle Florida.

Nicer than Pikaros inside, has 2 pool tables and a large Piano Bar. Approximately 15 girls. Show at around 1am. 6 girls very passable. Probably the most over all tallent I say in Montevideo. Also girls wanted 2000 Pesos.

Charged me 200 pesos cover (but included one beer). Girls drinks are 300+. I played pool and had a good time with a blondy there. I think you can have a good time here. Recommend.

All girls have cell phones, don't be shy and ask for there numbers. They are more than willing to meet the next day and negociate.

Overall Montevideo is an ok Mongering City. Beaches pretty ugly, food is very good (youll be digesting meat for some days), people friendly, women are ok (not tons of tallent in streets), Houses make it convienent if you find a good one, Umm I'm sure I missed something. So feel free to post and ask. I'm happy to help.

Upcoming for me Costa Rica (I go every month), maybe Philipines in April, and Mexico.

Probably no Montevideo again, definietly not for vacation, only if work takes me there. My top 5 mongering cities so far (from my experience)

1. Rio de Janerio (sex is like a competition there, love it. 100% GFE all the time) JUST TO FAR

2. San Jose Costa Rica,

3. Bangkok, Thailand

4. Medellin, Colombia

5. Prague,

(Been to Argentina (nice), Peru, All Mexico, DR, Most of Europe, Most Caribbean)

Still on the bucket list, China, Philipines, Japan, Venezuela, Nicaragua, and other asian cities.

Well hope my feed back helps people. Sorry to ramble on.

Regards

Ajordan

Thanks for your updates.
I wish more guys would post the information you do.
It would make my Lists easier to do.

[QUOTE=Ajordan]In the evening around 10pm, I started my rounds to the different houses again. Took a cab, and I figured to check out locations till I found something I really liked.

Started back at

Acuarela again. Ejido 1929 (2nd Piso)

Was worse than before, around 10 guys inside drinking and 5 girls that couldn't pay me to sleep with them. No greeting, pretty much house with rooms and Bar. No mama san. Looks like any free lancer can come in.

Then to Amigas

Amigas La Paz 2328

4 Girls all over 90 Kilos, and scary. 4 Girls wanted 800 for the hour.

Then to Casablanca

Casablanca Ejido 1060 (close to the other one, but closed)

Then CDM La Clinica

CDM la Clinica Juan Paullier 1529 casi 18 de Julio.

6 Girls 800 pesos, nothing I liked.

Then

Sensaciones Tacuarembo 1520 entere colonial and mercedes.

Sat in a very small room waiting for girls to come by. Place had more traffic then Time Square. Ok maybe embelishing abit. There were approximately 15 girls working there. I think I could of found something, but scary with all the traffic. The reason for the traffic, the prices were like McDonalds. 360 Pesos for an Hour. I saw a tall one not to bad, but man. Theres a saying in Spanish. Lo barato to sale caro. To cheap and to much traffic for me to feel confterable. (Also not in great area) But if you are daring, its cheap.

Then finally hit the strip clubs

First Pikaros Convencion 1260,

Drink cost me 150 pesos. And girls drink is over 300.

I didn't mind the place, very small. Had approximately 16 girls. A couple 8s and 7s. Worth a visit. Girls want 2000 Pesos for like 1. 5-2 hours. (Its takeout)

Then walked very close to Biares

Baires Calle San Jose 872 at Calle Florida.

Nicer than Pikaros inside, has 2 pool tables and a large Piano Bar. Approximately 15 girls. Show at around 1am. 6 girls very passable. Probably the most over all tallent I say in Montevideo. Also girls wanted 2000 Pesos.

Charged me 200 pesos cover (but included one beer). Girls drinks are 300+. I played pool and had a good time with a blondy there. I think you can have a good time here. Recommend.

All girls have cell phones, don't be shy and ask for there numbers. They are more than willing to meet the next day and negociate.

Overall Montevideo is an ok Mongering City. Beaches pretty ugly, food is very good (youll be digesting meat for some days), people friendly, women are ok (not tons of tallent in streets), Houses make it convienent if you find a good one, Umm I'm sure I missed something. So feel free to post and ask. I'm happy to help.

Upcoming for me Costa Rica (I go every month), maybe Philipines in April, and Mexico.

Probably no Montevideo again, definietly not for vacation, only if work takes me there. My top 5 mongering cities so far (from my experience)

1. Rio de Janerio (sex is like a competition there, love it. 100% GFE all the time) JUST TO FAR

2. San Jose Costa Rica,

3. Bangkok, Thailand

4. Medellin, Colombia

5. Prague,

(Been to Argentina (nice), Peru, All Mexico, DR, Most of Europe, Most Caribbean)

Still on the bucket list, China, Philipines, Japan, Venezuela, Nicaragua, and other asian cities.

Well hope my feed back helps people. Sorry to ramble on.

Regards

Ajordan[/QUOTE]

don't rat me out if you go please.

Just for you to get an Idea of the talent. Id say total of 4 girls this talent or better.

She was nice. For a little extra BBBJ and even anal. Remember only 1000 pesos per hour. Not a bad deal

Regards,

Ajordan

Camila someone granted to the whiskey bar montevideo Pikar

Someone came to me recommended it to her.

I wonder if someone cones.

Camila someone granted to the whiskey bar montevideo Pikaros

Someone came to me recommended it to her.

Hi,

I'm staying in MVD for the next weeks and I'm looking for someone who likes to visite some clubs with me, like Pikaros or Baires.

Went by these clubs on a Saturday night to check them out. These, along with Bicos, New Estile and La Cumbre are all within about six blocks of each other in Centro, and close to hotels like Raddison, Sheraton, Embajador etc. Walked from hotel to all of them between 1 and 5 am and felt safe, there were couples and even single women walking on the main streets everywhere.

I can confirm what others have said about Saturday being slow in MVD, and that most of these clubs are closed on Sundays. Started at Pikaros, which had about 6 chicas and more guys. All were quite good-looking, I would say 7s and 8s. One was dancing in bikini on the small stage with a pole. Did not get any prices because all of them were sitting with guys, so moved on to Baires.

Baires wants to be the high-end club. A dancer told me they cater to foreigners, and don't let local 18-year olds in. Drink was 120 pesitos, same for chica I think. This place also had about 6 chicas, no better or worse than Pikaros. Chatted with a stunning blonde so-called art student, and would have loved to take her back to the hotel but her attitude soured me. Was nice at first, but suddenly at one point switched to English and told me "I'm working here" and walked away. Apparently I had just reached the allotted chat time limit. This was after I bought her a drink and got her to give me pricing, $100US to her plus two drinks for an hour at my hotel, all covered, no kissing. Hate when that happens. The really hot girl you really want, but obviously will provide poor experience.

The club provides a sort of US-style strip club environment. There was one dancer on the pole most of the time, some went topless, others not.

Finished the evening at Sweet. Best of the three in my book. First of all they have a real strip show. Dancers getting naked on stage, and all the chicas take part. At one point two dancers got naked and started kissing and licking each other. Some of the show is on stage, and some is on the bar, so get a stool and enjoy! Entry was 240 I think, I. E. $12 US, but there is no chica drink purchase required. They have rooms upstairs, quite acceptable with clean double beds. First chica I connected with wanted 1200AP for half hour, all covered. She was an adorable little brunette spinner, kind of emo-looking, tight little body. Given limited alternatives at that time of night, I went for it. She was sweet and gave it her best; the performance on my end suffered from fatigue and alcohol, but I would definitely repeat at this place. Yes there is probably much cheaper to be had, but for me the combo of watching strippers, having a few drinks, and then taking them upstairs at your leisure for full service in a decent room, all for about $80 US, is not bad. Would love to return on a Wed or Thur when supposedly there are lots more dancers working.

The previous comments about Sunday in Montevideo are spot on. Clubs are mostly closed, I walked around at about midnight and confirmed that Bicos, Pikaros and New Estilo were closed. OTOH La Cumbre was open, but looked like a dive to me with four so-so chicas. Baires is open Sundays, but only about 4 or 5 chicas, and not likely to have a show. No luck with escorts by phone either.

Stores in Centro are mostly closed, and Ciudad Vieja is dead, but the shopping malls out in the posh neighborhoods to the east along the beaches are open, and have ATMs and all the other usual services. There is a big mall in Punta Carretas and the Montevideo mall in Pocitos. Pocitos beach is a great place to hang out on Sunday afternoon and evening, tons of people strolling. About a 100 pesitos cab ride, I. E. 5 bucks, and plenty of buses if you prefer.

I was told by a chica at Sweet that they are also closed on Monday, so MVD mongering seems best done Tuesday through Friday, Saturday being OK but with less selection.

[QUOTE=Pianoplayer] First chica I connected with wanted 1200AP for half hour, all covered. [/QUOTE]

Sure hope you mean UP cuz 1200 AP is over $300 US!

[QUOTE=Dickhead]Sure hope you mean UP cuz 1200 AP is over $300 US![/QUOTE]Yes sorry, meant Uruguayan pesitos - the little pesos.

Hi!

I will sooner or late visit Montevideo the first time. How is sex life in Montevideo? How are the prices in USD and where is the best spots to pick up street walkers?

Thanks for any info!

Happy hunting,
The Sex Hunter

[QUOTE=The Sex Hunter]Hi!

I will sooner or late visit Montevideo the first time. How is sex life in Montevideo? How are the prices in USD and where is the best spots to pick up street walkers?

Thanks for any info!

Happy hunting,
The Sex Hunter[/QUOTE]
RTFF (Read the Fucking Forum).
Apparently you did not bother to read even the 2 posts just before your own.

[QUOTE=Bimbo Boy]RTFF (Read the Fucking Forum).
Apparently you did not bother to read even the 2 posts just before your own.[/QUOTE]Thanks Bimbo for your very friendly answer. In the last posts I can only find reviews about girls you find in clubs!

"Baires is open Sundays, but only about 4 or 5 chicas"
"Went by these clubs on a Saturday night to check them out."


The other information is about 8 month old.

First time to Uruguay and Montevideo.

Went to Baires but was not very impressed.

Then I searched in the internet and found urusexy and felicitas.

That are 2 homepages where you can find prostitutes.

The problem is that a lot does not speak english.

So I searched and found some english speaking girls.

I ordered 2 girls because the girl I called convinced me on the phone to book 2 girls for only 1. 800 Pesos for one hour.

I heard prices per hour between 800 (very cheap) up to 2. 000 Pesos.

But Uruguay is also expensive.

MC Donalds Menue cost about 170 to 190 Pesos.

Montevideo is not a very good place for mongering.

Expensive and also the girls are not so good as in Brasil.

Visiting from Tampa.

I made contact with Nicole on Annuncio Mundo and she arrived Sunday night at the appointed time. I am sure for UY I paid a fortune at $100 US but.

As a visiting guy, I wanted and incall at a very quiet hotel.

The Casa De Vople is a boutiqe hotel and they sent her right up to three hours of GFE, DATY, DFK and lots DEP BBBJ and CIM after an exhaustive fucking session. She is a 37 with one small tat, long curly hair and nice tits. A tight pussy for two kids. She likes sex as much as I do which is nice.

I was in toen ne night and I would have repeated a second night.

She is attractive and obviously working to support a couple of kids. Treat her like a lady and enjoy funky little Montevideo.

Off to BA to meet up with Jackson maybe!

Travelrr 433

Tampa Florida

Visiting for one day. Called several Escorts but most of them do not speak English. Ended up with asking Macarena to my hotel.

[url]http://www.macarenalareina.com[/url]

Negotiating was very difficult as she does not speak any Engish and I do not speak any spanish. Anyway I managed to get her to my hotel for two hours.

Service was less than expected, no BBBJ, no anal. She is looking much better than in the pictures. Very nice face, very small pussy and firm butt, giant tits. Though I am not a fan of big tits I liked them.

Damage was 300 $ which I know was way to much, but I was so horny that I would have fucked a chair and there were not much options available. She was OK with taking video which was a plus.

Will not book her again. I am sure that if you speak some spanish, you are able to negotiate a reasonable price and to get the service you are looking for.

Montevideo is not the best place for mongering IMHO. Going to Buenos Aires tomorrow and will reach out to T. J. To see if he can arrange a better date for a more reasonable price.

Will be in mvd on feb 15 for a week and looking for a inexpensive room. This is my second trip to mvd, I like the city but need a

Better hotel than my last trip when I stayed at Platino Hotel that was about $35. 00 per night. The price was ok but the.

Accomidations were not that good. Any one have a place that hey can recommend?

Work brings me to this city for the first time on my worldly travels, but I have been RTFF like a kid prepping for the SAT's beforehand. My plan is to squeeze in time for as much ground level intel on Montevideo as possible for this forum, as reporting here seems to be sorely in need of some updating. (and I DO so enjoy the work!)

But first, a tip of the hat to World Traveler 69 for his encyclopedic if not truly EPIC 'lists' included elsewhere in this website. They have proven to be as good a place as any to start my foray into the current mongering world of Montevideo.

Arriving late Sunday, I was able to make some phone arrangements for encounters with a couple of chicas advertising on the Internet. But more on that later in the week.

I took WT69's list and broke down my hunting grounds by area, as he so conveniently arranged them. Decided on el Centro area first. Started with 'Le Cumbre', a massage place at 872 Paysandu about 8 PM. Only three fugly chicas on hand, and they wanted 400 pesos for 1/2 hour. Wouldn't touch one of them with YOUR dick, let alone mine. Laughed out loud at the obvious extranjero pricing structure and walked out.

Next, over to 'Sensaciones' at 1520 Tacuarembo Street. Very large and unfriendly Mamasan says no chicas available, and got the distinct feeling the 'no gringos' sign was out! Business must be really good or one of you horn dogs must have f*cked it up for the rest of us with your boorish behavior. Oh well, more Estrellas in the Cielo as they say.

Next stop, 'Acuarelias' at 1626 Ejido Street. Just two chicas giving several dudes some 'tango lessons'. WTF? Decided to split as my taxista was kindly waiting and this was obviously not a good place to go fishing at the moment! In retrospect, WT69's list, simply referred to henceforth as 'The List', showed a second address for this joint at 1638 Eijdo as well. I may go back and check out that nearby address, just to ensure my recon was complete and thorough.

My cabbie was turning out to be very patient as he waited for me to inspect each place, though I'm sure my somewhat generous tipping was helping as well. Sensing my growing frustration as I kept coming up short, he asked if he could make a suggestion. When in doubt, always trust the taxista. So the next stop, 'Divas' at 1414 Yaguaron. All of these joints are within 10-20 short street blocks of each other, BTW, easily walkable given enough time, but I didn't have all that much free time, and it was dark. More than one local warned me I was 'hunting' in a fairly sketchy area, but I did walk a bit and never felt threatened in any way.

Back to the story; my driver all but guaranteed me more and better looking damas would be found at 'Divas', and he was correct. There were 7-8 working, and each gave me the customary little peck on the cheek, introducing themselves by name as I stood in a very tired, seedy looking little bar / lounge area. I was quoted a ridiculous price of 800 pesos for 1/2 hour, which quickly dropped to half that as I said 'too rich for me' and sauntered towards the door.

At 400 pesos ($20 US) I was still probably paying the 'Gringo Precio', but I'd had enough of shopping around and decided to stay. Listen to me, bitching about a $21 boink!

I settled on a big bunda chica from Brazil. A very curvy rubia standing about 5'9", with rather small but natural pechugas. She had been the most gracious of all the gals while making their introductions, with a nice smile and lots of eye contact. 'Dana' was her name, and I was anxious to get my first lick at a Brazilian panoche! I go for the GFE over hot looks every time, and she did NOT disappoint. She said she was 28, but I'd say at least 35 given the purposefully dim lighting in the room. We used a dark, probably pretty damn dirty mattress in a small room, which was still hotter than hell at 10 PM at night. Lots of DFK up front, followed by 'besos' all over the body, then the raincoat came on for a decent CBJ. After a few minutes I rolled her over into mish, then took her doggy style where I got a chance to really dig into that large, round, incredibly firm ass. Taking a slight chance, I slowed up for a moment and asked if she liked anal sex. Her answer back confirmed everything I'd ever heard about these garotas from Brazil. Said she 'loves it! '. Dana broke out a bit of lube and I first got down to business doggy style. *I asked if she liked it mish, too, and without a word she rolled over on her back, jammed a pillow up under her ass and spread those big, honey colored thighs as wide as possible-good girl. Didn't take long to finish up at that point.

She cleaned me up nicely, gave me a 5 minute back rub, and I, in turn, gave her a 50 peso tip. She offered her phone number for out call at what she promised would be a 'very good' price.

On my way home a different taxista told me there are several strolls for street putas, something not much reported on here in this forum. They are apparently 'arranged' in various price / quality levels around town, and I decided to have look at the 'high-end' market along the Rambla, a broad boulevard fronting the Rio Plata, their version of Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. Sure enough, in just 10 minutes we saw 3 different WSWs, right out in the open around 10 PM. We stopped and chatted with one, a tall, friendly blonde flaca, and a solid 10 on just about any SW scale in the world. A bit pricey by local standards at 1, 000 pesos (about $50 US) , never-the-less, a real option to consider. The other two looked equally as hot. Real escort level chicas! One other interesting observation, my cabbie insisted street prostitution was perfectly legal (?) here, as long as they carried a current health inspection card. And to support his claim, these ladies were well dressed, standing right out under bright street lights. My driver pulled up and parked in front of them as casually as if he'd just stopped to chat with a good friend. Apparently no concern with police, who by the way, are really not much in evidence here. I did not partake, but I just might have to take advantage of this option later.

More reports to come.

Not as much time for 'fun' today as I would have liked, but still managed to meet up with 'Irina' for a massage, the young lady with the recent posts on this forum under the famous WT69 thread covering the List.

As a gentleman never 'kisses and tells' especially when it comes to other members of the ISG, I am reluctant to go into too many details here. Suffice it to say she is as pictured on her website noted in her post, and was very easy to work with over the phone. For those who do not speak Spanish, her English skills are excellent, and that's by NO means her only attribute. She's sharp, witty, and very fun to be with. In short, sexy as hell and I will repeat.

More on my adventures collecting some more 'ground level' intel tomorrow.

Had some time in the afternoon to continue my 'field studies' a bit, and continued to check out sites in the barrio Cento area on foot. Walked by the 'Sweet' site at 1541 Rondeau, but it was closed when I was there at 5 PM. The List shows it is only open after midnite, something I confirmed with a nearby shop owner. With a leering grin (fellow monger perhaps?) he affirmed it's a pretty hot joint at times and it's outward appearance reminded me for all the world of a strip bar / brothel I used to enjoy in Santiago, Chile. Sadly, my work hours will not permit an in-depth re-con of the place, but a previous positive review on this thread and what I saw and heard on the street strongly suggests you late night partiers here in Montevideo should definitely check this place out.

Continued on with a visit to 'Batovi' at 2129 Batovi, corner of Lima and Batovi. The List doesn't mention any details, and I had a bit of trouble locating it at first. And when I went inside there were only a couple of chicas present ('too early' at 5:30 PM I was told). But one was yet another big bunda Brazilena, slightly darker complected than my selection the other day at Divas. Not particularly pretty, but with a dazzling white smile and a teasing manner, she got my attention, especially when she mentioned very quickly in our conversation that she really enjoyed being ridden doggy style 'en la cola'. What IS IT with these Brazilenas and their fascination with anal sex? I think I've become too enamored with this little fetish myself.

Even with a bit of a 'belly', Marciela's sexy Portuguese inflected Spanish and playfulness got to me and we began some light hearted negotiation. She wanted 700 Uruguayo up front, and best I could get her down to was 500. Again, who am I to complain at $25 for 45 minutes of good sex with a very willing and skilled partner? Try finding that kinda deal in 'Sex Prison'.

And once again, the room was hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell! What is it with these Latinas? When they offer up 'hot, steamy sex', they really mean it. I mentioned the heat factor and Marciela quickly got a controller from the 'Mamasan' and kicked on the AC. Maybe it's just a cost-control situation for the bar, but a tip here for you Punters who do their best work at temps UNDER 80 F; just ask for the room to be cooled down to a tolerable level. They can often do so.

At any rate, I certainly received my money's worth and then some. Was doing fine 'in the saddle' until I looked up and noticed the ceiling was covered with a large mirror in the dimly lit room. The view of me hunched over that big, tight, gorgeous, toffee-colored ass was simply too much. And when she started moaning and muttering something very guttural in Portuguese (real or faked, I care NOT) , it was all over.

We spent the last 10 minutes or so cuddled up, practicing her numbers in English. Hilarious! Said she needs to know how to negotiate with the extrajeros. Hope I didn't ruin it all for you future Mongers, but I did tell her there was no higher number in the English language than '700', so don't even bother trying to go there. I don't think she bought it.

Got the obligatory digits for TO, and may have to check out one the 'love hotels' with her. Haven't tried one yet, but it is on the list as part of my 'due diligence. '

More to come as I move over to what appears to be the 'high end' of the brothel market in the upscale east-end tomorrow.

- Rippa

[QUOTE=Rippa; 1270616]Not as much time for 'fun' today as I would have liked, but still managed to meet up with 'Irina' for a massage, the young lady with the recent posts on this forum under the famous WT69 thread covering the List.

As a gentleman never 'kisses and tells' especially when it comes to other members of the ISG, I am reluctant to go into too many details here. Suffice it to say she is as pictured on her website noted in her post, and was very easy to work with over the phone. For those who do not speak Spanish, her English skills are excellent, and that's by NO means her only attribute. She's sharp, witty, and very fun to be with. In short, sexy as hell and I will repeat.

More on my adventures collecting some more 'ground level' intel tomorrow.[/QUOTE]Wow, talk about bringing back a flood of good memories! It has been almost 4 years to the day since I was in MVD, and I too had a lot of fun! Irina is a treat, and Sweet, if is the same place I recall was worth the wait, but just barely. I didn't get to try the SW's but it sounds like that might be the higher end of the market. I did also find a few gems from a Spanish only site that were good.

Thanks for the report and bringing a smile to a guy that has "only" had Thai's, Chinese, Fils, and Viets that last four years. Oh and the occasional Mongolian, Cambodia, and even a Burmese treat.

Could really use some So. Amer flavors!

Oh My God, what a day, with plenty of time to patrol the by-ways and back streets of Montevideo, mongering to my heart's content. It was a balmy 70 F with lots of sun and nice soft breezes. Perfect Punting weather.

Started off near the Plaza Primera de Mayo, hitting up a pair of brothels situated just a few blocks apart- easy walking distance. The first was 'Amigas' at 2328 La Paz, between Acevedo Diaz and Cufre. Even had their name on the door in discrete little letters. This was at 12:30 PM and there were 6-8 chicas on site. Definitely a step up from the damas in el Centro, but the asking price was too high at 1, 000 pesos ($50) to start. Didn't even bother to try to negotiate as I was on a shopping / intel gathering mission with plenty of time to return if I so desired. My clients mercifully were not expecting to see me until after 9:00PM for a traditional late evening Latin American dinner. God, do I love that custom!

Walked down a few blocks to 'Privee' at 2268 Daniel Munoz. Only three chicas, all about a 6-7, with an interesting pricing structure of 450 pesos media hora and 650 for the full hour. Definite possibilities here.

Next, moved on to 'Casablanca' at 1472 Gamboto. This joint is technically back in el Centro, had only 2 fugly chicas, and pricing was a ridiculous 500 pesos for a half hour. And we're walking, we're walking.

Also had time to visit 'K- Ricias' at 1821 La Paz. One rather shop worn morena for 500. Pass. In all fairness, the Mamasan says they have a half dozen on hand in the evening.

Decided to head back to Privee as I'd spotted a curvy little cutie with a really stunning face who'd been all giggly and smiles on my first visit. I sensed another GFE possibility with her and wanted to get back before 2:00 PM when the shift change would see her on her way home. After chatting with 'Katy' for a while I uncharacteristically decided to go for the whole hour, but was only able to knock it down to 600 pesos. She was a tough negotiator and I'd probably 'shown my cards' by returning for her.

She was just turning 30, titties au naturale, and sported a killer smile with long dark brown, almost black hair. Looked very Italian to me. Damn if she didn't have a nice, fully fleshed out ass but also a bit of a belly as well. These Latinas can be the absolute masters of camouflage! Never mind, I still had a very nice time, and this gal loved her sex. Hiit the cola for a bit extra (always an upsell) both doggy style, and my personal favorite, anal via missionary. As I was vigorously banging away on top she was using her hands to spread her legs as wide as possible. This definitely was not her first time at the rodeo. I taught her how to say 'F*uck me hard, Big Boy! ' and she started hollering that enduring little phrase louder and louder. I could only imagine what the rest of the ladies in the Casa made of all that enthusiasm in her heavily accented English.

Next up was a return to 'Acuarelas' as I was not too far away. If you've read this far you may recall I stopped by here on my first night's prowl, only to find an impromptu tango lesson and not much else. The List shows two addresses on Ejido 1626 and 1638. I found out they are one in the same building (mystery resolved) with the only entrance currently in use at 1638. I'm glad I came back by as the place had at least 10 or more chicas and a decent bar in an old house-like set-up. A few of the ladies weren't too friendly and even seemed somewhat perplexed to see a middle aged extranjero walk into the joint. But one young cute thing by the name of 'Morena' quickly ran up, gave me a big smile and the customary brush of a kiss on the cheek. I bought her a drink and we talked a bit. Then she got up on a little stage and suggestively danced, with clothes on. The cost was 600 or 700 pesos for 1/2 hour, and while still most assuredly 'gringo' pricing, the quality was the best I'd seen in el Centro so far. I tipped my 'Morena' a few bucks and left. But a definite return possibility.

For my next go-round I chose to check out the only casa in what I knew to be a truly upscale neighborhood, Pocitos. WT69's List quoted very high prices, relative to the rest of Montevideo at any rate, and that, along with the definitely 'High Rent' location, had me intrigued. The name of the place is 'Primera Clase', or 'First Class'. When I stepped out of the cab I thought for SURE this was my first 'fail' on the much heralded List. Way too ritzy a neighborhood for a Casa. And the house at the address indicated was very nice indeed, looking for all the world like some rico's private residence. But I discretely knocked at the door anyway and a smiling Mamasan soon escorted me in. I took notice of the tasteful, understated and upscale decor, but only for a moment as I was also shortly 'swarmed' by a half dozen playful and gorgeous divas giving me kisses and introducing themselves. OMG! So THIS is where they keep all the really beautiful ladies in Montevideo! I was like the proverbial kid in the dulceria, almost a bit overwhelming. I ordered a soft drink at the bar and eventually settled down on a comfortable sofa in one of their several salons at the invitation of 'Brenda'. Guys, this lady is as HOT as it gets in the Latina World. Fairly short, dark curly hair, beautiful full lips, long legs in those 6 inch heels, fair complexion and beautiful hazel colored eyes the size of silver dollars. And a perfect, tight, body with natural, perky looking B-cups. She was a real pro, knew just what to say, when to discretely touch my arm or hand, laughed at all my silly little jokes; in short, attentive as Hell. Oh, and did I mention that freakin' body? WOW!

I was gently, softly being worked by a true professional, so good at her job one would barely notice her 'skills, ' they looked so genuine. I did not care, it was such a pleasure to see a Working Lady at the absolute top of her game and I enjoyed every damn minute of the show.

We eventually got to a price (odd amount of $105 US) for one hour or so. Just as I was about to pull the trigger with gusto I received an emergency call from a client and had to leave. Shit!

Well, not to fear, I quickly put out the fire, grabbed a quick shower in my room, and returned to Montevideo's version of Man Heaven two hours later. But only to find 'Brenda' was otherwise occupied. Shit again! And to make it even worse, she does not work again until Saturday. The very affable Mamasan confided in me that 'Brenda' stays quite busy, a fact of which I have absolutely no doubt.

But not to worry, all those gorgeous women started their 'swarming' around me once more, sensing my 'distress' and a need for some 'relief'. Funny how these damas know just what we want and how to help us.

I eventually took notice of a new face in the crowd, 'Gabby' in this veritable bed of roses, and quickly zeroed in for a drink and some conversation. Almost as skilled as her colleague, 'Brenda' at arousing me, we arrived at a price ($100 US and there really is no negotiating here) and headed upstairs. Now some of you more experienced Punters in Montevideo might fault me for paying this price, and I have truly tried to hold the line in Uruguay. But damn, this kind of quality cannot be found at 5 times the price back home. A thousand pardons if I have ruined things for others at this Casa.

Gabby was about 32, looked 25, stood 5'5", long blonde hair with an incredibly cute face, natural B's, and a round, slightly ample but very firm ass and a warm, smooth and tanned complexion with large, expressive brown eyes. She would draw stares of admiration strolling down any city street in the whole world, I can assure you.

As expected, the service was all covered, completo for a reasonable upgrade, and as absolutely GFE as it gets-truly like a novia and almost porn star level at times. Lots of DFK, total body besos, sucked anything that would stand still long enough, and WET, man WET! At the appropriate time she anally impaled herself on the little man in cowgirl fashion. (they always laugh when you tell them the word for this 'mode' of lovemaking in Spanish). We then rolled into doggy style and then mish, all still in la cola. Frankly guys, I'll admit to only meeting 'average' in the junk dept, and I slid right in, even with no lube, so I'm sure she was quite comfortable with this pounding. But she had all those appropriate faces and moans that would have made old 'IT Traveler' over on the Anal Connoisseurs thread blush with pride. Can I say WOW once again?

At my request, we changed covers with me pounding pretty hard in the kitty in mish for my wrap up. A little clean up, a little propina, and a request that I come back and see her soon. Baby, you can count on that! And if not YOU, Sweetheart, then anyone of a dozen of your amigas in this little slice of Paradise!

Sorry for the extremely long and verbose report here Fellas, but I was on a definite 'roll', and all in all a pretty fulfilling day of exploration and mongering. One I will remember for quite some time.

Rippa:

Thanks for the updates.

sadly, my last day to monger in uruguay, and i was bound and determined to make the best of it. 'one last, savage thrust, deep into the heart of uruguayo mongering' as it were. (tip o' the hat here to richard crenna in the 'the sand peebles')

i decided to head back over to 'acuarelas' on ejido and see what kind of fun i could talk my 'morena' into. she had a beautiful coffee colored complexion as i recalled from yesterday's marathon excursion. but unfortunately she was late for work today, and this only encouraged me to move on to plan b. like a moth to the flame, 'primera clase' was calling to me. before i leave on the subject of 'acuarelas', would the next punter to cost there please give us some feedback on your success? the chicas are above average, and fairly plentiful, but i just don't find them very friendly or interested in making any money for that matter. tell us how to break into the 'cultural code' here.

finally got over to 'primera clase' on buxareo st. about 4 pm, and only one chica had arrived, but luck was finally with me. it was 'paris'. i'd had my eye on her the previous day. she is tall and blonde, like her namesake, i suppose. really tall. like 6' 2" tall. taller than me. that was ok, though. nice slender, almost athletic, tanned body and very firm b cups. i've always wanted one so tall you could 'suck 'them, fuck 'them, and kick 'them in the shins', all at the same time. pricing was the same as yesterday, $100 us. extremely attentive in bed, we banged in every position i could think of, and for and upgrade, the cola as well. paris said she was 27, and looked even younger.

a word of caution to future visitors here may be in order. 'paris' was one of the youngest looking damas in the casa, with most probably in their early to even late 30's, albeit appearing much, much younger. every last one of them were high-end escort level ladies, but someone looking for 19 year old spinners might be just a bit disappointed. i certainly had no complaints, however. btw, the two older sisters who own / run 'primera clase' are a delight to be around and will treat you well.

in retrospect, it's probably a damn good thing i didn't discover this little 'casa' on day one of my trip to montevideo. i probably wouldn't have bothered to explored anywhere else in the city. and at $100 a pop, minimum, i'd have blown my daily per diem each evening and wound up eating little more than the free peanuts at my hotel bar every night!

If you've stuck with these field reports for Montevideo so far, I'd like to offer up a bit of an overview of mongering in this city. Strictly my personal opinions, observations, and some random thoughts, of course. But I hope they might prove to be a bit of help for someone else in the near future. Especially for a neophyte such as myself.

As often said elsewhere on this thread, MVD probably wouldn't rate as a true Monger Destination. While in no way approaching Macau, the Philippines, or even Panama for that matter in my limited world experiences, it never-the-less certainly offers up a lot of fun for the casual business traveler who wants to do a bit of 'hunting' on the side. As to whether or not it warrants a side trip over from Buenos Aires I could not say, having only been in BA a few times and strictly for business. Perhaps our esteemed host, Jackson, could weigh in on this subject some time. From what I read on the BA thread though, I suspect it's not worth the time, and 'veggie' tourism sites are somewhat limited here in MVD as well. On the other hand, it's interesting to note that more than one Casa chica assured me prostitution was quite legal here in the city-but only IN THE CASAS, with each girl required to carry a government issued health card verifying a monthly examination. And there seems to be at least some overt tolerance of SW action as well, as I've noted elsewhere, even though I'm sure the SW's don't carry such documentation.

I want emphasize that I found the ladies here, both civilian and working in the P4P trade, to be quite attractive. Any number of damn fine brunettes, blondes, and yes, even the occasional natural strawberry blonde / red head will be seen. This is a mixed population with even some negritas and morenas working in the 'parlors', but overwhelming European in appearance. And just like their 'Portena' sisters across the Rio in BA, they are generally quite slender, fit, and could, frankly, teach a thing or two to their American female counterparts. But if you happen to be a 'Great White Punter', forget about drawing any chica's attention with your good looks, athletic build or 'exotic' fair complexion with blue eyes and blonde hair like you THINK you get away with in Asia, Africa, or even other parts of South America. You will not merit even a second glance here.

And now a few comments about more practical matters:

One could easily bang your fill of chicas here for as little as $20-25 a pop, a value by almost standard, but you should probably budget at least $50 a throw for a really decent puta.

Taxis will run you $5-7 a trip just about anywhere you go in the central part of town. A decent value, but you can still spend a surprisingly high amount for transportation without realizing it. Budget accordingly. Taxis are 'all over the place', and by that I mean you will see them everywhere when you don't need one, and not a frickin' one seems to be around when you do! 3-4 PM is the shift change hour and they can get real scarce at times. But any Casa will quickly call a cab for you if requested, and they are all metered, so no worries about negotiating the cost beforehand or facing rip-off pricing.

Back to some basics about our 'chosen hobby'. One can hit any number of low to high end brothels, and I think I stepped into a dozen or more myself. As previously mentioned, I found WT69's List found elsewhere on this forum to be absolutely essential, though I barely scratched the surface of what was truly available in my 5 days of field work. I salute you once again, World Traveler 69, for your monumental document! With this invaluable tool and any decent hotel map, you can find your desired destination with ease. The buildings are generally well numbered and the streets well marked. One helpful hint is the fact that taxi drivers will generally ask you for the names of the two streets forming the nearest corner of your destination rather than the street number. Again, the List usually contains this information as well. Many taxistas, by the way, seemed to know the names and locations of a handful of Casas, and a suggestion or two on their part may be of some help. But they certainly would not have the encyclopedic knowledge contained in 'The List. '

The female population in general and even the P4P mujares I encountered, thankfully, sported very few tattoos. I realize personal tastes dictate one's thoughts on the subject, but the ladies of MVD seemed content to let those fine figures and exquisite complexions do all the talking. If you are a fan of ink you may see a 'tramp stamp' or small piercing or two, but it's minimal.

And just for the record, I was willingly offered up 'the cola' EVERY time I inquired, never turned down even once, though also always for an additional tariff. Guess that's what happens when you do this kind of work so close to the Brazilian border!

Though I never got the chance to partake, I did find one taxista who seemed quite knowledgeable about the SW situation in town and indicated there were several different strolls of varying quality and price. As related previously I personally saw 3 on the Rambla (the broad boulevard fronting the entire city along the riverfront) in the Buseo neighborhood about 10 PM one evening, and at $50 USD, they all looked far better than just about any SW I've ever seem in the States. Cruising seedier parts of town, just for the fun of seeking out really low-end poony with a willing taxista might prove interesting, as well.

BTW, this same cabbie assured me that the Casa 'Dulce Vita', favorably reviewed some time ago on this thread, at 6277 Siria out near the airport in Currasco, is now closed. I couldn't double-confirm this claim, but you may wish to inquire elsewhere and save yourself the cost and time of a 30 minute cab ride if that truly is the case. Interestingly, virtually every Casa or other site I visited on WT69's latest 'List' (2010?) was still in operation.

My work schedule prevented me from hitting any of the strip bars on the List and reviewed elsewhere on this forum as they appear to only be open for the enjoyment of late night Punters. On the other hand, it was nice to see many of the Casas opening at least fairly early in the late morning, early afternoon, some as early as 9 AM, and a few running 24 hours, providing lots of day time opportunities with some very willing chicas.

Enjoy Montevideo, Gentlemen, and don't forget to file those Field Reports.

I'll keep it brief since I'm not as eloquent as Rippa and as detailed as WT69 both of whom deserve kudos for the excellent "work" they have put in.

Just to set the stage, I don't speak much spanish, just enough to get by.

I had some free time today so I set out exploring:

1st stop was Sensanciones, Tacuarembo 1520 (entre Colonia why Mecedes) ; nice place, clean rooms and more than 6 girls on during the early afternoon. The girls were not stunners IMO, maybe 5. 6 but mostly firm bodies and nice booties. I was quoted 480p + extras (kissing is extra, breast play is extra etc). Off to the room and fun begins. When I asked for the cola, I was surprised that it was not available. All in all a decent session, I would go back.

2nd stop was Divas. Maybe 1km walking. This place is a dive. You can go up and immediately ask for a girl, they'll ring the bell and you get to choose from the 5 or 6 girls working OR you can sit around in the dingy bar area and when the girls are not busy, they'll sit down for a chat. I did not notice them drinking. I got quoted gringo prices of $50 / half hour and the girls were no more than 4's so I moved on.

3rd attempt was a listing in the Club Nautico neighborhood at 6277 Siria. This address was definitely NOT a chica joint. Looks like a very expensive private home.

Number 4 was Amigas, La Paz 2328; small place. 3 or 4 girls on. ; quality was 5. Price was 400p for 30 min + extras; right up front, girl showed me a printed menu in the room with the prices of extras. I had a good session including greek with patricia. Total damage was 900p.

I didn't find any girls that I'd take back to my hotel for the night but these were basically "wham, bam, thank you maam" kinda joints.

Thanks for the updates, I will update my List.

[QUOTE=MIA Man; 1279626]I'll keep it brief since I'm not as eloquent as Rippa and as detailed as WT69 both of whom deserve kudos for the excellent "work" they have put in.

Just to set the stage, I don't speak much spanish, just enough to get by.

I had some free time today so I set out exploring:

1st stop was Sensanciones, Tacuarembo 1520 (entre Colonia why Mecedes) ; nice place, clean rooms and more than 6 girls on during the early afternoon. The girls were not stunners IMO, maybe 5. 6 but mostly firm bodies and nice booties. I was quoted 480p + extras (kissing is extra, breast play is extra etc). Off to the room and fun begins. When I asked for the cola, I was surprised that it was not available. All in all a decent session, I would go back.

2nd stop was Divas. Maybe 1km walking. This place is a dive. You can go up and immediately ask for a girl, they'll ring the bell and you get to choose from the 5 or 6 girls working OR you can sit around in the dingy bar area and when the girls are not busy, they'll sit down for a chat. I did not notice them drinking. I got quoted gringo prices of $50 / half hour and the girls were no more than 4's so I moved on.

3rd attempt was a listing in the Club Nautico neighborhood at 6277 Siria. This address was definitely NOT a chica joint. Looks like a very expensive private home.

Number 4 was Amigas, La Paz 2328; small place. 3 or 4 girls on. ; quality was 5. Price was 400p for 30 min + extras; right up front, girl showed me a printed menu in the room with the prices of extras. I had a good session including greek with patricia. Total damage was 900p.

I didn't find any girls that I'd take back to my hotel for the night but these were basically "wham, bam, thank you maam" kinda joints.[/QUOTE]

So I went by Amigas last night. It's easy to find and easy to get to as its right by the main bus station in Tres Cruses. From Tres Cruces just head down La Paz a few steps and it will be the building with blue neon lights on your left. Anyway, I went at about 10pm on Saturday there were three girls there, all roughly 5-6. I was quoted 800 pesos for 1/2 hour and 1000 ($50) for 1 hour by the mamasan. I offered 500 and she came back with. Ok 500 ($25) for 15 minutes. I probably should have walked to the next place just down the road a piece, but I was tired and not inclined to argue much about a $25 poke. Entonces, I selected a brown skin beauty and we went upstairs. I smaked her on the ass as we walked up and she told me no touching (WTF?). So we commense with a CBJ, k9, mish, cg, mish. And done. It was nothing to write home about really, but you can't beat the price. BTW Greek is on the menu for a mere 100 ($5) if you can believe that! I'm going to try another place or two before I head back to sex prison. Adios caballeros why disfruta la caza!

On the advice of others on this board I went by the address above last Sunday afternoon thinking it would be a better time to meet someone as its a bit of an off peak hour. Anyway there was only one girl there and the price was 300 for 15, 400 for 30 and 600 for 60. Exchange rate right now is about 19:1 so it worked out to be about $30 per hour, the price was so low I didn't even try to negotiate. BBBJ isn't on the menu here even for an upsell. I didn't ask about Greek.

I went by Tacuarembo 1520, but it was a sausage fest in there as It's pretty close to the Main Street (18 Julio). I felt like I was at McDonald's. I also went by la Paz 1821 but didn't like any of the girls there. I didn't ask about price there.

2268 Daniel Munoz seems to be the best bang for for the buck. Pun intended. The lady I met was a little thicker than I like but she made up for it on the bed, and the chair. She was pretty passionate, had great sound effects and didn't try to rush me. I'm going again only I'll arrive right a 4:00 as the madrina told me that's when most of her ladies arrive. I'll let you all know how it goes. I'll try to see if Greek is on the menu.

Thanks for the update.

But, please always ask about the prices, so we will know.

[QUOTE=ExecutiveMuscle; 1377602]On the advice of others on this board I went by the address above last Sunday afternoon thinking it would be a better time to meet someone as its a bit of an off peak hour. Anyway there was only one girl there and the price was 300 for 15, 400 for 30 and 600 for 60. Exchange rate right now is about 19:1 so it worked out to be about $30 per hour, the price was so low I didn't even try to negotiate. BBBJ isn't on the menu here even for an upsell. I didn't ask about Greek.

I went by Tacuarembo 1520, but it was a sausage fest in there as It's pretty close to the Main Street (18 Julio). I felt like I was at McDonald's. I also went by la Paz 1821 but didn't like any of the girls there. I didn't ask about price there.

2268 Daniel Munoz seems to be the best bang for for the buck. Pun intended. The lady I met was a little thicker than I like but she made up for it on the bed, and the chair. She was pretty passionate, had great sound effects and didn't try to rush me. I'm going again only I'll arrive right a 4:00 as the madrina told me that's when most of her ladies arrive. I'll let you all know how it goes. I'll try to see if Greek is on the menu.[/QUOTE]

I felt bad about not updating you all on going rates for the mattress circus at the houses I visited, so Saturday without much else to do I went around and did some field work to keep you guys up on the latest prices and quality.

1). Ejido 1638 (acuarelas?). Anyway it was just a few blocks north of Avenida 18 Julio. This place was a sausage festival if I have ever seen one. I only saw 1 lady who I would rate at a 6 and she was outnumbered 8 to 1 by dudes sitting around waininv their turn. I don't like to wait in line, so I asked the madre del casa about the price and was quoted 1000 ($50) for a half hour. An excellent price by US standards but about twice what you should pay in South America. I left and went back to 1520 Tacuarembo where they had about nine decent ladies and I seemed to be the only "gallo" in the hen house at the time. They had a Great selection, something for everyone's taste. However I was quoted 1000 for 1/2 hour again. WTF? It was early so I split. I cruised on back to 2268 Daniel Munoz and met a really nice looking brown skined beauty. She may have had a touch of but-her-face because Her body was eqsily a 9. But her face was probably a 6. The best part about this chica was her attitude. She kept smacking me on the ass. After a while, she started kissing ME without begin prompted. South American chicas in my experience almost never do that, or if they do they charge extra. In short, it was great GFE and the price was 400 ($20) for 1/2 hour. Her name was Soladad, like Soledad O'brian on CNN. Greek is on the menu here for 500 ($25) more.

Ok so the cliff notes. Ejido 1638. 1000 for 1/2 hour. Tacuarembo 1520, same price. Best woman so far at the best price. Daniel Munoz 2268, 400 for 1/2 hour. 600 for 1 hour, Greek included for 500 more. Disfruta la caza caballeros!

Thanks guys,

I'm going to try these this afternoon. My spanish is poor so it will be interesting to see the outcome. I think a few people from our hostel are going too haha. Il report back with my findings.

Cheers

Tomorrow June 12 I am heading to my favorite city in southern SA. I was there oh maybe 6 weeks ago. Over and over I checked the info on this site and most of it is dated. OK so MVD isn't a favorite city of many members of this web site. I give you my word this time I will give you a report of my findings. On my last trip I found a cabdriver that spoke a little english and I told him I needed a woman. He said Huh. I said ok a working girl house and now we were on the same wave length. OK the only address I have is the last of three places we checked out. Each time we stopped he would say check it out and I will wait for you. When I asked at the first place how much the moma son said too much for you. Ok the second place was a really up scale WH but as we pulled in A pizza delivery man was just behind us. When the gal opened the door. A solid 8 on any scale. She sorta glanced over me to the pizza driver and she did look hungry. Didn't look at me too close and said one hundred us. All the time looking at this pizza boxes. What a slam, I can't believe she would take dinner over me. So really this is the place I wanted to tell everyone about all along. Our next stop was at. 1486 Martin Garcia at Marcelino Sosa. Really I am not that sure of the spelling of Marcelino Sosa. I have never had a problem with the address I just gave you. Cab drivers look at it and off we go. The place is a bar this is pretty common and really this is what I like. I hate it when you walk in and they set you down and parade the girls in for you to choose. Old spike needs a little time to reach his true potential. Every time I have been there while drinking four dollar beers there are five to six chicas. Always, I find one 8, two seven and all others lower. No pressure to Buy drinks. Price for a chic, well the house price is 400 hundred pesos for thirty mins and 800 for an hour. That is $20. 00 for half an hour and $40. 00 for an hour. Of my 4-5 visits only one time did a chica tell me up front that she need more. I always go thru the same routine. I ask if it will be ok to kiss-suck titties-eat pussy. Hug. Only once did a chica say 100pesos extra to eat pussy. This place is a bargain. OK so I really have never seen the same chica in this place twice, always different girls. So who knows if you try it all chicas may be 5. That is really the chance you take. Its your choice but I always tip momma son and ask the bouncer to get me a cab then give him a decent tip. I will update ith a repor after my two week stay.

Thanks, for the update.

About how many Chicas are working there?

It looks you said 5?

What is the price for 2 chicas?

[QUOTE=Hotrod10; 1433166]Tomorrow June 12 I am heading to my favorite city in southern SA. I was there oh maybe 6 weeks ago. Over and over I checked the info on this site and most of it is dated. OK so MVD isn't a favorite city of many members of this web site. I give you my word this time I will give you a report of my findings. On my last trip I found a cabdriver that spoke a little english and I told him I needed a woman. He said Huh. I said ok a working girl house and now we were on the same wave length. OK the only address I have is the last of three places we checked out. Each time we stopped he would say check it out and I will wait for you. When I asked at the first place how much the moma son said too much for you. Ok the second place was a really up scale WH but as we pulled in A pizza delivery man was just behind us. When the gal opened the door. A solid 8 on any scale. She sorta glanced over me to the pizza driver and she did look hungry. Didn't look at me too close and said one hundred us. All the time looking at this pizza boxes. What a slam, I can't believe she would take dinner over me. So really this is the place I wanted to tell everyone about all along.

Our next stop was at. 1486 Martin Garcia at Marcelino Sosa. Really I am not that sure of the spelling of Marcelino Sosa. I have never had a problem with the address I just gave you. Cab drivers look at it and off we go. The place is a bar this is pretty common and really this is what I like. I hate it when you walk in and they set you down and parade the girls in for you to choose. Old spike needs a little time to reach his true potential. Every time I have been there while drinking four dollar beers there are five to six chicas. Always, I find one 8, two seven and all others lower. No pressure to Buy drinks. Price for a chic, well the house price is 400 hundred pesos for thirty mins and 800 for an hour. That is $20. 00 for half an hour and $40. 00 for an hour.

Of my 4-5 visits only one time did a chica tell me up front that she need more. I always go thru the same routine. I ask if it will be ok to kiss-suck titties-eat pussy. Hug. Only once did a chica say 100pesos extra to eat pussy. This place is a bargain. OK so I really have never seen the same chica in this place twice, always different girls. So who knows if you try it all chicas may be 5. That is really the chance you take. Its your choice but I always tip momma son and ask the bouncer to get me a cab then give him a decent tip. I will update ith a repor after my two week stay.[/QUOTE]

Sorry it took so long to respond. I have been having issues with my ability to post. All issues are related to my complete lack of computer knowledge. You asked how many chicas work there. Normally 4-5 sometimes more never less. I did not ask for prices for 2 chicas. I am going back in 2 weeks so more info to follow. I might add that there are so many places like this in mvd the places I visited are probably mid level to lower as far as quality is concerned. If you get to one of these places early you could snag a gem. On my next trip I will return to the place I mentioned before were the pizza driver followed me in. I am trying to remember but I think the price was 1000pesos for 30 mins. I am not sure of the price but on this trip if I can find it I will post.

I have reported on montevideo several times and really you guys are missing out. Many of the past reports comment that mvd is not a great or even good place for p4p. That may have been the case years ago but I have been pleased with the quality and quantity of chicas. I can only speak 3 words in spanish. I think that makes me a non spanish speaker. This doesn't seem to be a problem in mvd. If you are like me and speak little spanish then you need to learn the hotrod sign language that I have perfected over the years. OK lets say you need a chica for some relief. If your not sure were to go, Jump into a cab and if he speaks no english then go to step one of HR sign language training. With your left hand, move your index finger to your thumb forming a circle then take your right index finger and repeatedly move it in and out of the circle. The cab driver will nod his head up and down indicating he understands. Then you can say casa repeatedly until he gets it or if you are interested in a street girl, with your right hand. With two fingers do a walking motion when he nods yes and this is the important part take both your hands and starting somewhat high and as you move them down make a wavy figure imitating a woman's figure. Your first move doing this should be wide like a fat broad then shake your head no and cross your arms in an x while shaking your head side to side indicating no. Then make the same move making a womans figure very small this time while shaking your head yes. Off you go. If you decided on a house of ill repute once you arrive. Sign language for the cab driver to wait until you check it out. If you like the joint pay him, if you don't head to the next place. There are so many places like like this in mvd its a p4p paradise. Yahoo. I will report on my next trip when I return.

HR

I check this site every day hoping to find a new post. Nata, am I the only member visiting Uruguay? Looks that way. OK I am planning my next trip but after the world series. I will hopefully post good results. Maybe my reports will entice members to check it out and produce informative results.

I am heading back to mvd after the world series. I am thinking now that after all the posts I have made about the p4p availability in mvd, the quality and price. If no one wants to take a chance and would rather visit buenos aires, What can I say.

After studying this thread for weeks, I finally made it to Montevideo on business and wanted to use what I learned. Not having a lot of time for trial and error, however, I went to First Class (1231 Buxereo, about 4-5 blocks from the beach) because it seemed like it was a sure thing, albeit more expensive.

I arrived around 6pm and they buzzed me in and I talked to the Mama-san and another guy who looked in charge, trying to get by with my junior high Spanish. They hooked me up with Saulina (or Saurina) , a petite, carmel-skinned 8 with wavy blonde hair. I thought she was the one, but two other girls came into the bar to introduce themselves. I picked Saulina, if only because the other two (can't remember names, sorry) were taller and I only had energy enough in the heat for a spinner.

I bought a beer, then went with Saulina upstairs to the suite at the end of the hall. Her English skills were as weak as my Spanish, but we managed to get everything set (although I had to do way to much pantomime for "I don't want to cum too fast"). She asked for 2, 000 pesos (about $94US right now) for 45 mins. Hope I didn't wreck the curve, but I wasn't in a mood to negotiate. She stripped, I stripped, we got on the bed and fondling ensued. After a while, I lay back and she went with a CBJ. She had offered it BBBJ, but I wanted to last and for me the visual is as important as the direct stimulation.

She climbed on top for cowgirl and went at it for about 10 minutes, her doing most of the work, but also her trying to get me there quicker. She collapsed after a fake O and asked if I was done; I just said no, she looked surprised and went back to work. After another five minutes of this, I spun her around and did FOV for a bit, then DATY (which I hadn't negotiated in advance for, but she seemed a little eager for it). No FIV, however.

After 10 minutes of that, I had her go for doggie and, with a very nice rear staring back at me, I only lasted 2-3 minutes. After we relaxed and cleaned up, she said "More sex?" I said no, and that I'm old (48) and the day was a little too hot (92 F). I took a shower, we dressed and I tipped another 300 peso. I walked through the various gatekeepers to get out, each surprised I was leaving.

Generally, Saulina had a good attitude, although once she got going (seemingly because she was into it) it was tough to ask her to slow down because was having such a good time (or playing at it). It's a smart technique, especially when working with guys who tend to be givers.

Sorry I didn't make it to more places (or more girls) , but I was pretty busy. Thanks for all the advance intel.

[QUOTE=Hotrod10;1485192]I am heading back to mvd after the world series. I am thinking now that after all the posts I have made about the p4p availability in mvd, the quality and price. If no one wants to take a chance and would rather visit buenos aires, What can I say.[/QUOTE]There are close to a dozen casas within "walking distance" of the Martin Garcia place you mention which I know are still open. You can PM me the next time you're going to be here. I'm around usually for a few months a year.

Here is a map, I found. I do not know how update it is. But it says 2013 at the bottom.

[url]http://www.isaw-db.com/map_mtv.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Member #3436;1511815]There are close to a dozen casas within "walking distance" of the Martin Garcia place you mention which I know are still open. You can PM me the next time you're going to be here. I'm around usually for a few months a year.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Member #3436;1511815]There are close to a dozen casas within "walking distance" of the Martin Garcia place you mention which I know are still open. You can PM me the next time you're going to be here. I'm around usually for a few months a year.[/QUOTE]I tried to pm you but errors occurred.

[QUOTE=Hotrod10;1516905]I tried to pm you but errors occurred.[/QUOTE]

Maybe was your web connection or a glitch in the ISG system. In fact, ISG just gave me an hour of "data base error" bullshit while trying to post this. Fortunately, it didn't wipe out everything I had just typed.

Nevertheless, I believe my PM went through. Check your inbox.

BTW, I finally got to play a little at [B]Gitana[/B] (Hotrod's playhouse) this last Friday. A meaty Dominican girl worked me for 30 minutes at 400 uyu. Plus an extra 100 to slide my face up her dark fleshy backside.

But the same day earlier, I went to [B]Hechiceras[/B] at [B]Luis Alberto de Herrera 3587[/B]. It was only Paola & Tanya working who tried to get me to go double but I wasn't interested in that until I could confirm the place as decent. I was told the price 400 for 30 minutes. 700 for 60, 1000 for anal. 100 for extras. I sensed a hustle would be attempted, but since I wanted some release and 400 wasn't loosing much to find out. So I decided to give it a go. Almost from the get go, she tried to nickle and dime me. I tried to stay cool and focus on being able to bust a nut. First the BJ for 3 or 4 minutes, then a missionary drill for the same. I thought I'd finished with some doggy, but she says couldn't while pointing to her lower belly. I thought that she was likely trying to continue the money milking process. She kind of lay on her side as if that amount of ass viewing was supposed to be suffice. I said I wasn't interested because I found it unsexy. I then told her to blow me some more. She then proceeded to try to explain something to me at which time I refused to waste anymore more time with her. The 30 minutes I paid for was cut short to 15. I let her know that I'd be sure to pass the word about the quality of service found at that address.

You've been warned. But feel free to stop in to at least ask them if it's true that their service is indeed low quality and a rip-off. Maybe give themselves a chance to explain or redeem themselves.

A few days later I decided to try a place at [B]Soriano 844 at Andes[/B]. I peaked in a year ago just to confirm it's existence but knew I didn't have much milk to let go. So in I went on Monday which was also a holiday. I was surprised that this place was even open when just about every other business was closed. And I really wasn't that interested in having sex that day, but I didn't have a problem seeing who might be working or checking the cost again. Only one lady was working who was a MILF. After checking with her price and services I said why not. 400 for 30 min of basic, or 500 for "completo" (everything). And that I did. Was good service that included an optional BBBJ, kissing, backdoor action, etc.

So I arrive here Saturday midnight, after settling in its 2:30 am and a cabby takes me to Pikaros. Hot blonde but she is about to leave with a guy. He had two girls, after that I decided to wait. But it's closed Sunday, so here it is 9:45 Tuesday and 4 hot girls are here. And my blonde just wallked in. O god. It's going to be fun. Montevideo is alive.

Both of the places below are in the downtown area.

Just tried a cheap house that I used several years ago at address "844 Soriano" It is about 3 blocks from Plaza Independencia. Cost was 400 pesos for 30 minutes. The exchange rate at this time is 1 $ USD = 22.4 pesos. There were 4 girls. The girls were 2-5 in looks. I took a skinny one who did not like the lights on because she didn't want me to look at her pussy. She also didn't like fucking doggie style. Her pussy felt great.

I also went to "Sensations" at address "1520 Tacuarembó" A selection of 6 women. They ranged from 2-6 in looks. Cost 400 pesos for 30 minutes. I chose the skinniest one. She did a lot of talking about how much it cost to suck her tits and to kiss her. Everything was extra. She then tried to dictate the position I fucked her in. When I was fucking her, all she did was complain that my dick was too big (I am larger than the average guy, but not porn star big). She wouldn't let me fuck her anymore, and insisted that she finish me off with her hand. Very disappointed. Don't be discouraged. I have been to this place before and had many good experiences. Remember, these places have a fast turnover. There are new girls all the time.

I need some assistance from anyone familiar with Montevideo. I'm looking at visiting in January and need some suggestions for a girl friendly hotel with a pool / grounds close to several casa's, a $ 100 a night hotel would be okay, and ideally looking for a hotel nearby a known SW area. I've read a lot of the posts and am aware there is a casa map but there is very little information on SW areas and no mention of Hotels and which areas to stay in Montevideo. Any information would be appreciated, thanks.

I added Hotels to the Map.

I don't know the prices or if they are chica friendly.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;1593233]I need some assistance from anyone familiar with Montevideo. I'm looking at visiting in January and need some suggestions for a girl friendly hotel with a pool / grounds close to several casa's, a $ 100 a night hotel would be okay, and ideally looking for a hotel nearby a known SW area. I've read a lot of the posts and am aware there is a casa map but there is very little information on SW areas and no mention of Hotels and which areas to stay in Montevideo. Any information would be appreciated, thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;1593370]I added Hotels to the Map.

I don't know the prices or if they are chica friendly.[/QUOTE]Can you attach the map as I can't find the map. Thanks.

Look in the My List Thread.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;1594178]Can you attach the map as I can't find the map. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;1594180]Look in the My List Thread.[/QUOTE]Thanks for taking the time to add the hotels to the list.

Your welcome.

Now when you get there you will have to check on all the places to make sure about the prices, etc.

Have Fun!

[QUOTE=Surfer500;1594575]Thanks for taking the time to add the hotels to the list.[/QUOTE]

Its mostly dead at this point. Of the bars, Baires is open (strip club) and is asking for a 300 entrance fee. Ricas is free entry, and there were 2 girls inside (a 6 and a 7) and not really worth the time. Nice people though. Its rather depressing walking through the city at night. There's apparently a Korean place on ciudadela behind the Radisson- its next to the second Korean restaurant there, which is a hole in the wall but quite good food. I haven't had a chance to go there yet as there are no signs in any language besides Korean so I'm not sure if they're welcoming. I'm of Asian origin but not Korean which makes it difficult, and I don't really speak Spanish.

Will see if I can dig up more info. Here for 2 more days.

[URL]http://escorts-uruguay.com/[/URL]

The above link may be useful for anyone planning to visit Montevideo. The links on the top of the home page has map and reviews for whiskerias, massage houses, and other useful information. Although in Spanish, it can be opened in Google Chrome and use the translate function to read the posted info.

I found this site when researching a trip earlier this year when I was in Buenos Aires. I took a two day trip to Montevideo, but not much of a trip report to post since I visited on a Sunday and Monday. What I did see is that there is a lot of potential opportunities as indicated by those that posted from their trips. The "Pocito" area is a nice place to stay but a little bit away from the sites shown on the maps in the above site.

One evening a couple of years ago near 18 de Julio and Obes, I was asked by a couple of ladies if I wanted to go to a hotel room for a threesome. I think one was Brazilian, both both were attractive and tipsy from drinking. I pretended to have hardly any money to see what they were offering. I think it was somewhere around $100 they wanted. I'm not into threesomes unless I'm certain that I'm not being setup.

I'm here now since two weeks ago, but haven't been yet to visit any casas since last year. There are a few places I haven't yet checked further north from Aduana & La Figurita barrios that I haven't checked out. One place in the Union area was full of college aged cuties. The problem frequently is heavy Gringo taxing, like double or triple the price. Some girls are sharks while others are quite nice.

What's nice though is I've never felt rushed in Uruguay when paying under $20.

[QUOTE=Member#3436;1661720]One place in the Union area was full of college aged cuties. The problem frequently is heavy Gringo taxing, like double or triple the price. Some girls are sharks while others are quite nice.[/QUOTE]Hi 3436,

Would you happen to have the exact address or name of the place with all the college aged cuties?

I was in MVD over 3 years ago, but barely scratched the surface as there was not a whole lot of info. Now we even have a map (thanks, Worldtraveller) which would be very helpful especially with the casas.

Thank you.

Hi,

I am in MV for a few months or more on business. My spanish is weak but improving. Do any of the casas have 7 or 8 and highers or are escorts best for this. As far as the whiskerias, are they take out only or can you get service there. Should it always be <1000 UY $ for FS in a casa. I have the map.

Thanks for any help.

Some Spanish names that the spell checker should not be change:

Agero.

Azcunaga.

Seerdoba.

Gemes.

Hernndez.

Hiplito.

Junand.

Lpez.

Maip.

Paran.

Pea.

Pealoza.

Perand.

Senz.

Salgero.

Snchez.

Santamara.

Tucumand.

New One:

Edand.

Edited:
Some Spanish names that the spell checker should not be change:

Agüero
Azcuénaga
Córdoba
Güemes
Hernández
Hipólito
Junín
López
Maipú
Paraná
Peña
Peñaloza
Perón
Sáenz
Salgüero
Sánchez
Santamaría
Tucumán

New One:

Edén

Hi everyone,

I will visit Montevideo with my friend at 2nd week of February, and want to know if there are any massage places here, erotic or B2B massage and happy ending, like the ones in eastern Europe.

If anyone knows info and give name-address-price. Etc. , it would be great.

Cheers

It is in the List thread.

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&authuser=0&mid=zWlQAAF5dKfU.kCopwnVl8bMc[/URL]

[QUOTE=Anybody;1675096]Hi everyone,

I will visit Montevideo with my friend at 2nd week of February, and want to know if there are any massage places here, erotic or B2B massage and happy ending, like the ones in eastern Europe.

If anyone knows info and give name-address-price. Etc. , it would be great.

Cheers[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;1675357]It is in the List thread.

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&authuser=0&mid=zWlQAAF5dKfU.kCopwnVl8bMc[/URL][/QUOTE]Hi guys,

I went to the Arco Iris massage, at Soriano 844. Easy to find, close to the main square Plaza Independencia.

However, girls are not good, old and fat, not a young one and no one speaks English. I chose the slimmest one, 500 pesos for 30 minutes complete, no massage just sex.

And I found a one advertisement, but did not have time to try. Maybe someone tries, it seems that this lady also knows English. Her name is Irina.

[URL]http://centro.doplim.com.uy/irina-masajista-profesional-final-erotico-id-54086.html[/URL]

Cheers

Take the ferry to Buenos Aires. You will find stunning women at a low price. Just stroll around in the pedestrian zone or look up the ads on this site.

I found "Adabella" from the Argentinian section. I never fucked such a beauty before. Only you $30 she did anything I wanted all BB. Don't waste your time in Montevideo.

[QUOTE=Anybody;1688786]Hi guys,

I went to the Arco Iris massage, at Soriano 844. Easy to find, close to the main square Plaza Independencia.

However, girls are not good, old and fat, not a young one and no one speaks English. I chose the slimmest one, 500 pesos for 30 minutes complete, no massage just sex.

And I found a one advertisement, but did not have time to try. Maybe someone tries, it seems that this lady also knows English. Her name is Irina.

[URL]http://centro.doplim.com.uy/irina-masajista-profesional-final-erotico-id-54086.html[/URL]

Cheers[/QUOTE]

One of the most fancy and expensive whiskeras in Montevideo ([URL]http://pasion-uruguay.com/mapa/whiskerias/[/URL]), but a place where you can go to relax as much as have fun. Young girls with gorgeous bodies, make an strip show that will drive you nuts.

A whiskera with years on the business.

Baires is one of the best options to spend the night between beautiful and sensual women, play some pool matches, get a few drinks and get lost a few hours. More than 3 decades stand behind this place and it's criteria incorporating new girls to it's staff.

It's a must in our city night life, and a place that foreigners usually visit.

Expensive, but the best in Montevideo.

Besides playing pool while the girls dance around you, you can ask and for a few dollars the girls will make you a strip dance in a private couch. Just to warm you up.

The drinks' prices make me hurt. Even more considering you must buy drinks for the girls if you want to go to the room with them.

Like every whiskera in Montevideo, to enter you must be 18 or older, and in Baires you have to pay a minimum of 200 pesos Uruguayans. The shows start at 12:30 am, Brazilian music, erotic striptease, and so on.

Located between San Jos street, and Convenciand street, Baires is a classic of Montevideo, a little city but with a wide range of pleasure houses. Ask any veteran, and Baires will be mentioned for sure.

One of the best things, it's open every day between 9 pm and 5 am.

[QUOTE=PasionUruguay;1719651]
..........
Besides playing pool while the girls dance around you, you can ask and for a few dollars the girls will make you a strip dance in a private couch. Just to warm you up.
.........
[/QUOTE]And once we warm you up can we cool down in some way?

[QUOTE=AlbertPunter;1720337]And once we warm you up can we cool down in some way?[/QUOTE]Funny how I hardly mentioned that. Yes, of course you can fuck the women. Although they'll try to make you spend as much as they can before letting you fuck them.

Personally, I would go to an escort. There are plenty of independent prostitutes in Uruguay, and most of them advertise online. I recently came of with this little list for Tres Cruces in Montevideo. It's one of the most centric and sexual zones of our city. Not only there's plenty of escorts with discrete apartments, but there are brothels, sex shops and even XXX cinemas. You must check it out if you visit us. Anyways, if you want to take a look here's the list [URL]http://pasion-uruguay.com/escorts-en-tres-cruces-montevideo/[/URL] basically I gathered the best 5 girls I have been with in that zone.

OK, it's been awhile since this post, but I followed up and visited the Korean place next to the Radisson. I passed by during the day and it was closed. I went at 11:30 pm and the door was semi-opened and I went in, but I'm not sure it was really open. I passed a girl walking down the stairs who smile and said 'hola' as she continued out. Upstairs there were a number of karaoke type rooms, all empty. I heard some men in one of the rooms down the hall speaking Korean, otherwise it was very quiet. So my bet is that it is either a karaoke place or a kind of room salon business and maybe with girls for company who may or may not go with you to your room. But it is a total guess and definitely nothing was happening when I got there.

[QUOTE=Handprint;1600442]Its mostly dead at this point. Of the bars, Baires is open (strip club) and is asking for a 300 entrance fee. Ricas is free entry, and there were 2 girls inside (a 6 and a 7) and not really worth the time. Nice people though. Its rather depressing walking through the city at night. There's apparently a Korean place on ciudadela behind the Radisson- its next to the second Korean restaurant there, which is a hole in the wall but quite good food. I haven't had a chance to go there yet as there are no signs in any language besides Korean so I'm not sure if they're welcoming. I'm of Asian origin but not Korean which makes it difficult, and I don't really speak Spanish.

Will see if I can dig up more info. Here for 2 more days.[/QUOTE]

I got to centro early to get a great chivitos and look around at the area and also possible afternoon fun. Using this site and wiki guide, I found a number of places seemed to be closed for good and none open during the day. I found Baires and a couple of the other night clubs and a couple of the whiskerias and planned on returning at night. After a late dinner with my hosts, I headed out to centro and decided to go for the best, which was Baires. It was still early by Uruguay standards (midnight), so a little quiet. There was no entrance fee, but drinks were 300 pesos for me and 370 for girls. Girls came up slowly one by one but the two I was most interested in, did not. All the girls that came up were nice, but were not my type and I did not buy them drinks. However, all of a sudden a very attractive blonde came in a very funny silvery pants with lots of tiny holes. Alicia. The outfit was very sexy with a silvery low cut blouse which showed a hint of her nice breasts and she was a LOT of fun. Since I had some education from this board, we started discussing costs and it turned out, I needed to buy her 2 drinks for takeout. While we were drinking and talking, it was lively and fun with a little teasing and touching. Then I settled the bill and we walked over to a nearby hotel which seems to be the standard place. We went up and had fun. She was sexy and fun and danced and played and took me over and over (I was having a difficult time coming, but it didn't seem to bother her). We kept at it until I finally exploded and she laughed, kissed me, then went to get some tissue for me, then she went to wash up. I think she only looks for one customer per night, because she changed into street clothes and we walked out together and I let her catch a cab first and she left. I would have seen her again if I had the chance to go out again, but unfortunately with these late dinners and early morning meetings, it was impossible. And unfortunately, my hotel seemed to have strict security, so I'm not sure I would have been able to bring someone in.

[QUOTE=DocInHeat;1799256]I got to centro early to get a great chivitos and look around at the area and also possible afternoon fun. Using this site and wiki guide, I found a number of places seemed to be closed for good and none open during the day. I found Baires and a couple of the other night clubs and a couple of the whiskerias and planned on returning at night. After a late dinner with my hosts, I headed out to centro and decided to go for the best, which was Baires. It was still early by Uruguay standards (midnight), so a little quiet. There was no entrance fee, but drinks were 300 pesos for me and 370 for girls. Girls came up slowly one by one but the two I was most interested in, did not. All the girls that came up were nice, but were not my type and I did not buy them drinks. However, all of a sudden a very attractive blonde came in a very funny silvery pants with lots of tiny holes. Alicia. The outfit was very sexy with a silvery low cut blouse which showed a hint of her nice breasts and she was a LOT of fun. Since I had some education from this board, we started discussing costs and it turned out, I needed to buy her 2 drinks for takeout. While we were drinking and talking, it was lively and fun with a little teasing and touching. Then I settled the bill and we walked over to a nearby hotel which seems to be the standard place. We went up and had fun. She was sexy and fun and danced and played and took me over and over (I was having a difficult time coming, but it didn't seem to bother her). We kept at it until I finally exploded and she laughed, kissed me, then went to get some tissue for me, then she went to wash up. I think she only looks for one customer per night, because she changed into street clothes and we walked out together and I let her catch a cab first and she left. I would have seen her again if I had the chance to go out again, but unfortunately with these late dinners and early morning meetings, it was impossible. And unfortunately, my hotel seemed to have strict security, so I'm not sure I would have been able to bring someone in.[/QUOTE]You mentioned the two drinks that you bought, but you didn't mention how much she wanted. That would be very useful information.

So, there I was. I arrived in Montevideo yesterday. I rented a car for about $275 USD for 8 days. A taxi from the airport to the Centro area if that is where you want to go, is about $50 USD. So, I decided to rent a car. I will also be going to Punta Del Este and a day in Colonia Del Sacramento. So I will get my car rentals worth. As far as driving yesterday, it was not difficult at all, but most of my drive was along the ocean. But, parking is a pain in the ass. I decided to not drive today because parking is a pain in the ass here. Where I ended up mongering had parking though.

I used Uber to get me to Palacio Legislativo, so I could get near where I was actually going, but do some touristy things first. After taking my pictures and video I walked to Mercado Agrcola de Montevideo to eat. It is a pretty cool market type area under a big warehouse type place. I then walked to my mongering spots of interest.

I went to some places in the most recent reports. My first place was Coronel Marcelino Sosa 2213. It was almost 6 PM before I eventually got there. And it is a Wednesday. I was shown about 6 women and I didn't see anything I liked. I can't even remember the prices because I was not interested, and they said kissing is extra this, suck tits is extra, DATY is extra. No way I want to DATY or even kiss those nasty women and pay extra for it. I just left. I then walked to Martand Garcia 1486. It is only a couple minutes away from the first place. This place makes it slightly more obvious that it is a business. I was only shown 3 girls, and 1 showed up later, but I don't know if she was available. This place has a small bar and very tiny club. This place looks old, like it hasn't been updated in decades. The girls and the momasan reminded me of women from the Dominica Republic. They looked just like Dominicans. I only liked one of them, she is actually pretty good looking. I didn't ask her age, I didn't ask if she had kids either, because I could tell she had at least one kid. But her body was still nice. She was comfortable with just wearing jeans and only a bra. She didn't have anything to hide. I'm sure I got gringo pricing, but the prices from the mamsan were: (local pesos) Buy a girl a drink is $200. My Pepsi was 120. But she had no change, so I only paid 100 for it. $600 for half an hour. $800 for 45 minutes. $1,000 for an hour. This is paid to the momasan. If you want any kissing, DATY, suck boobs, etc. You have to pay the girl extra, directly. I sure I also got a gringo price. It is pretty much $300 extra for each service. I didn't ask about BBBJ or Anal. Maybe next time if I ever go back. I cold not understand the name she was giving me. I paid for the 45 minutes and kissing. Total is $1,100 pesos. The kissing she gave was decent DFK, but I could tell that maybe she smokes. Maybe she smokes weed, who knows. Service was OK, CBJ is included in the price, or, she gave it to me free. I think she realized my buddy ain't going to wake himself up after a couple minutes of kissing didn't do much. I almost didn't finish though, because the condoms are too damn small. And she wasn't exactly dripping wet. She seemed to enjoy it when she was on top though. After fucking her doggy for awhile I realized the tiny condom isn't making this very enjoyable. I stop and my buddy got choked out. I took of the condom and massaged her back and ass for awhile and rubbed my buddy on her ass and my buddy became conscious again. I went and grabbed my own condom and she was OK with it. She didn't even check, I could have fucked her without a condom if I wanted to. With my own condom, I had sexcess. I have to mention that the room that we went to, up above the bar, labelled as Officina, is a really shitty looking room. The light didn't work, but it had a small square TV playing porn, so we had some light, I just had to move her around the bed some so I could see her ass when doing doggy. Their was no aircon, but it was a cold day, so it was not needed. There was also no bathroom, or shower, etc. It was one of the dingiest rooms I have been to, but at least it had a big bed. She didn't change sheets or anything after the sex, she just made up the bed for the next clients use. Well, $1,100 pesos is only about $40 USD. So, I fell like I got my moneys worth. If you just want a 30 minute quicky, no kissing the price would only be $600 pesos which is only about $22 USD. She was the only girl there that I would fuck, so I'm not sure if it would be worth going back. Unless I go when there is a different shift.

I saw her playing with Facebook when I was putting on my clothes, so we added each other as Facebook friends. She doesn't have many pics, but I'll share one here. This place Martin Garcia 1486 (that's the address) is open 24 hours, 7 days a week. The girl I took works 4 PM til midnight.

Bonus tip. Nobody seems to mention this, but foreigners don't need to pay the IVA tax. If you use your foreign credit card on some things such as restaurants, or rental cars, you don't get charged the 22% IVA. I know some countries you can file a claim to get a refund on the taxes that you paid, but here, you just use your credit card, and you don't worry about it. I'm not sure what else has the IVA tax that you don't have to pay.

I went to Pkaros Whiskera, Convencion 1260, a couple nights ago because it was nearby where I was staying. [URL]http://pasion-uruguay.com/pykaros-cabaret/[/URL] If that failed, I was going to go to Baires Disco.

I went on a Saturday night (Sunday morning), about 1 AM. I might or might not have got gringo pricing. Entry with one drink included was 300 pesos. It is a small strip club, that doesn't get very dirty. Sometimes you see no dancer, and sometimes a woman will sing. A ladies drink is 380 pesos. Maybe I got gringo pricing. There are no rooms on site, and if you want to take a girl out of the club you need to buy her at least 2 drinks. This seems standard at these local "Whiskera" places. I seen about 15 woman. They can actually pass off as European women. Out of the 15 women, I think 3 were good looking. Maybe one or two old ones, and the others look average. An unusual one came to me. She looks like one those women that listen to heavy metal, or likes to tie you up with leather straps and spank you. She dressed like that when she left my apartment also. I have to say she looked like this, but had a decent body, and was overly touchy and affectionate. She started off with 2,500 pesos to go to my place. I said 2,000 and she said OK. So price was 300 entry, 380 times 2 for her drinks, and 2,000 pesos for her. Quite pricey.

We walked to my apartment which took about 7 minutes. She took a pretty long shower at my place, then I took a short shower and we started of with DFK, but she CBJ. Then I'd say we had normal, not bad, not special sex. But I think this the first time I had sex with a woman of her type. Looking like a punk rocker. She actually didn't ask for the money. I just gave it to her while she was getting dressed. I think she would have actually stayed and gone to sleep with me, because when I got out of my second quick shower she was under the blankets sleeping. Since I had to leave that same morning, I decided to make me a drink and pack up some of my stuff. She later got out of bed and took and shower and got ready to leave. This was at about 4 AM now, so I wouldn't blame her for wanting to wait awhile to go home. If I didn't have to leave that morning I would have crawled in bed with her and see what would have happened. But I also have to say, sometimes she was annoying, because she would just randomly poke or tickle me before and after the sex. I was feeling like Charlie Sheen and thinking I pay the girl to leave after sex.

She is just 21, named something like Colina. She takes a 1 hour taxi to and from work, so I didn't feel so bad for paying that much for her. I don't think I'd go back to that place. It's not bad. But I'd have to look at other places first. Not to mention there are places for less than half that price here.

I will be in Buenos Aires for two weeks in June. However, I want to take the ferry trip to Montevideo for one of the weekends.

Questions:

Would you spend 3 or 4 nights in Montevideo?

Any suggestion on a friendly chica / escort hotel in El Centro Montevideo?

Thank you all in advance!

Tom.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1993779]I will be in Buenos Aires for two weeks in June. However, I want to take the ferry trip to Montevideo for one of the weekends.

Questions:

Would you spend 3 or 4 nights in Montevideo?

Any suggestion on a friendly chica / escort hotel in El Centro Montevideo?

Thank you all in advance!

Tom.[/QUOTE]Montevideo is nice, but also very slow compared to other destinations, and can get a little boring! And don't go there looking for any great mongering action because it isn't there. You thought things weren't so great for mongering in Santiago? Well then, wait until you go to Montevideo! I definitely would not go there just to monger. Too many other good options, including BA where you'll be. But, I know you're like me and don't travel for simply the sex and nothing else. In my opinion, you can get a steak in Montevideo that is as good or better than what you can get in BA, and that's saying something. I would say that 3 nights max in Montevideo would be enough. IMHO!

[QUOTE=TheCane;1993810]Montevideo is nice, but also very slow compared to other destinations, and can get a little boring! And don't go there looking for any great mongering action because it isn't there. You thought things weren't so great for mongering in Santiago? Well then, wait until you go to Montevideo! I definitely would not go there just to monger. Too many other good options, including BA where you'll be. But, I know you're like me and don't travel for simply the sex and nothing else. In my opinion, you can get a steak in Montevideo that is as good or better than what you can get in BA, and that's saying something. I would say that 3 nights max in Montevideo would be enough. IMHO![/QUOTE]Somehow I just knew you have been there before; where haven't you been?:)

I'm thinking the same thing, 2-3 nights tops. Enough time to explore all the clubs and eat some great chow.

Any steak place recommendation?

Any girl friendly hotel in the central area?

Thank you, as always, for your input!

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1995439]Somehow I just knew you have been there before; where haven't you been?:)

I'm thinking the same thing, 2-3 nights tops. Enough time to explore all the clubs and eat some great chow.

Any steak place recommendation?

Any girl friendly hotel in the central area?

Thank you, as always, for your input![/QUOTE]Here's what to see and do in Montevideo: [URL]http://www.atlasandboots.com/things-to-do-in-montevideo-uruguay/.[/URL] As the article notes, there are a bunch of steak houses at the Mercado Agricola. I ate at one of those, but don't remember the name. I stayed at the Sheraton that was in a great location with shopping located adjacent and connected to the hotel. I did not try to bring in any tutes, so I don't know if it's girl-friendly or not. But the way things were set up, I think it would be fairly easy to bring in somebody if you wanted to. Just be confident and act like you know what you're doing LOL! Oh yes and:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4epAJRPMw[/URL]

Funny how he pronounces Barranquilla as "Barranqwilla" LOL! One of the few overseas destinations he mentions hehehe!

What are the streetwalkers charging in the Cuidad Vieja (old town) area. I guess they come out at night.

[QUOTE=BayBoy;2000359]What are the streetwalkers charging in the Cuidad Vieja (old town) area. I guess they come out at night.[/QUOTE]This year in Montevideo Uruguay, exist a new site here: [URL=]http://escortsuruguay.uy/[/URL].

Hi guys,

I am in porto alegre and had two actions since yesterday with real brazilian ass experience. I am heading to montevideo tomorrow. Can you please write here some address of chongos (brothel) in Montevideo please. I found just 2 places in the reports that they are close to each other.

Coronel Marcelino Sosa 2XX3.

Martíand Garcia 1XX6.

These are the places. Please write more address with prices and working hours if possible.

Thanks a lot.

Let us know any changes on the places you visit?

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&authuser=0&mid=1uN-U4W3isKxLesz0-NvfJHpQHeE&ll=-34.83767215871132%2C-56.147378799999956&z=12[/URL]

[QUOTE=Bahador2008;2016822]Hi guys,

I am in porto alegre and had two actions since yesterday with real brazilian ass experience. I am heading to montevideo tomorrow. Can you please write here some address of chongos (brothel) in Montevideo please. I found just 2 places in the reports that they are close to each other.

Coronel Marcelino Sosa 2XX3.

Martand Garcia 1XX6.

These are the places. Please write more address with prices and working hours if possible.

Thanks a lot.[/QUOTE]

Today is Monday and I guess its not a good day for mongering. I think ladies in Montevideo are not that beautiful like Brazil. They are different in face and you can't see much good shaped bodies here but there are lots of tall girls here that are delicious!

First I went to Sexomania (monldano 945) but it was closed. There was a guy for the parking and told me here is closed for a long time! I went to another one was near in address ejido 1060. There were 3 chikas available that actually they were old and not with nice body. First one that showed was around 45 years old and had very big belly which wasn't nice at all! Second one named Patricia. She was around 40 years old as well and looks better. She was better in body and with big ass. I asked for another one that was occupy! When I showed other one I decided to do with Patricia. The last one was exactly grandmother. Minimum she had over 55 years. The price was 300 pesos for 15 minutes and 350 for 350 pesos. Exchange rate to dollar is 28 pesos to one dollar. Which was pretty cheap and just for first try.

I went inside her room and she covered him and start sucking and I played with her huge tit that was big. Then she asked for what position and we start with doggy style and I finished inside her but with condom. And left the place. Anyway they looks friendly and not aggressive like some places in the world. But service was very amateur.

Result: if you want cheap sex and likes to fuck old lady go there but I don't recommend to others to go there. But I didn't had other choice and I was invited for the birthday and had to go! I won't there again!

Again, at night I went to 3 of the others address and checked.

Wilson Ferreira Aldunate 1312 Is family house!

Rio Branco 1302 is also closed and not anymore exists!

Soriano 844 is existing and working but there was only one lady that she was grandmother and her price was 500 for 30 minutes and 1000 pesos for an hour included everything except anal.

She tried to convince me but I said no several times. Even for free not worth it!

[B]Garotas,[/B] Rio Branco 1305. At Av. 18 de Julio. __ Chicas. Prices: 650 p 30 min. ,p hour. Tel: _ Hours: _.

[QUOTE=Bahador2008;2018182]Again, at night I went to 3 of the others address and checked.

Wilson Ferreira Aldunate 1312 Is family house!

Rio Branco 1302 is also closed and not anymore exists!

Soriano 844 is existing and working but there was only one lady that she was grandmother and her price was 500 for 30 minutes and 1000 pesos for an hour included everything except anal.

She tried to convince me but I said no several times. Even for free not worth it![/QUOTE]

Spent the last 3 nights here and exploring everyplace possible.

Lots of clubs were closed, but enough were open to have fun.

I will have a full TR out next week.

As my last post, I spent three nights here and exploring everyplace possible. I'm a big believer in contributing and updated lists and information for the sake of others.

I took World Traveler's Montevideo map out and explored:

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&ie=UTF&mid=1uN-U4W3isKxLesz0-NvfJHpQHeE&ll=-34.90802234025847%2C-56.19329821833492&z=15[/URL]

First the good news, what was opened and operating!

Club 66 (x-Corea House).
Club Princess.
Club Baires.
Club Ricas.
Pikaros Whiskeria.
Divas 2.
Divas 3.
Acuarela Whiskeria.

Need to add: Manila House - 25 de Agosto, 290.

The bad news, what was closed or were no longer at the address provided:

Moon River Whiskeria.
Imperio Whiskeria.
New Estile.
Club de Paris.
Hot Night Whiskeria.
Moustache.
Lido Balnearia Disco.
Sweet Whiskeria.
The One Whiskeria.
Bahia Whiskeria.
La Cumbre Whiskeria.
Subterraneo Magallanes (Was a male stripper club before).
K-Ricias.
Ronbills.
Malibu.

If I'm incorrect in any way, please make the correction.

I will write up a full Trip Report on the clubs that were opened and any other activity I noticed during my three night romp; more to come.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;2052501]As my last post, I spent three nights here and exploring everyplace possible. I'm a big believer in contributing and updated lists and information for the sake of others.

I took World Traveler's Montevideo map out and explored:

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&ie=UTF&mid=1uN-U4W3isKxLesz0-NvfJHpQHeE&ll=-34.90802234025847%2C-56.19329821833492&z=15[/URL]

First the good news, what was opened and operating!

Club 66 (x-Corea House).
Club Princess.
Club Baires.
Club Ricas.
Pikaros Whiskeria.
Divas 2.
Divas 3.
Acuarela Whiskeria.

Need to add: Manila House - 25 de Agosto, 290.

The bad news, what was closed or were no longer at the address provided:

Moon River Whiskeria.
Imperio Whiskeria.
New Estile.
Club de Paris.
Hot Night Whiskeria.
Moustache.
Lido Balnearia Disco.
Sweet Whiskeria.
The One Whiskeria.
Bahia Whiskeria.
La Cumbre Whiskeria.
Subterraneo Magallanes (Was a male stripper club before).
K-Ricias.
Ronbills.
Malibu.

If I'm incorrect in any way, please make the correction.

I will write up a full Trip Report on the clubs that were opened and any other activity I noticed during my three night romp; more to come.[/QUOTE]Club 66 (x-Corea House).

It should be Club 666, add a 6. :)

Why go to Montevideo? I wanted to return to Buenos Aires (was there 4 years ago) and this time, stay for a couple of weeks. But I wanted to break the trip up a bit by going to Montevideo. Plus the fact that I've never been to Uruguay; so why not go?

Logistics:

Buquebus:

I decided not to fly, but take a fast ferry across from Buenos Aires to Montevideo and the return in the same fashion. I bought my round trip ticket before I left. Business class was $260, so you could get a cheaper ticket.

The ferry traveled at 39 knots and it took just about 3 hours to cross. The ferry was equipped with food, drinks, and even had a duty free store on board. Passport is required, but customs seemed lacking. Everyone just put their bags through the X-ray machine. I thought it was a nice experience.

Money:

The currency in Montevideo is pesos. I cashed in some US dollars at the terminal; the rate was 26 to 1. Passport was required! When I ran out of pesos, I used the ATMs at the casino near my hotel. The casino had an ATM at each entrance. The ATMs dispersed pesos or US dollars.

Hotel:

I chose the Holiday (Horrible) Inn because of the hotel's location. I had a king room for 95 US per night. The hotel was wore and old; kind of like me. I had a couple of meals at the hotel, just out of the sake of convenience; the food sucked.

Communication:

Because I have the T-Mobile North American plan, life was quite easy. My plan gave me unlimited data at 2 G speed, calls at 20 cents per minute and free texts. Thus, I started using WhatsApp on my regular phone. I was chatting on WhatsApp, Facebook, and Skype; including video calls for no charge whatsoever.

Transportation:

I used Uber for the most part and taxis now and then, depending on the situation and area where I wanted to travel. I also did a lot of walking, which was fine because the city is pretty flat. Taxis were cheap, but Uber was cheaper and safer. Most of the Uber drivers refused tips.

The problem with the taxis was many of them did not have a fucking clue where they were going. For christ's sake, how can you be a taxi driver in a SMALL city and be so damn clueless?

Safety:

I felt completely safe walking around the city. And I was out until 3 or 4 in the morning hunting down clubs and chicas.

Food:

I ate at three restaurants and had a couple of meals at the Horrible Inn; here are my thoughts:

La Pulperia: excellent.
El Palenque in the Mercado del Puerto: very good.
Horrible Inn: pizza and a pasta dish; both tasted bland and sucked.
Primuseum: outstanding!

My Coca-Cola story:

I went to Primuseum around 9 PM and was told that they already started serving from a fixed course menu, but they let me in anyway. I went to check out the fire pit and that is where I met Santiago. He invited me to sit at the bar; he spoke English as well. After he stacked my plate with outstanding food, he chatted to me about the restaurant.

Santiago told me that the restaurant used to be just a place for his father, family, and friends to have great get-togethers. Later it became a great restaurant. I noticed and antique Coca-Cola machine and I shared my story with him. I had my first job when I was at the ripe age of six.

Every day after school, I would go to the corner barber shop and sweep / clean the place for at least an hour. I got paid one bottle of Coca-Cola and it came out of a machine similar to the one that was in Santiago's restaurant. My parents did not have money for Coca-Cola, so I was happy to earn my keep. I worked there for at least two years.

After I finished my story, Santiago handed me a US dime, and told me the machine still worked. Yep, I put the dime in the machine and got me a Coca-Cola, without having to sweep up any hair! The experience at the restaurant was outstanding in all aspects!

Women and Clubs:

World Traveler 69: This dude is a serious monger that creates lists and maps of monger venues in several countries. I decided to help out and update his Montevideo map. I only had three nights so I could only focus on the clubs.

I took World Traveler's Montevideo map out and explored:

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&ie=UTF&mid=1uN-U4W3isKxLesz0-NvfJHpQHeE&ll=-34.90802234025847%2C-56.19329821833492&z=15[/URL]

The bad news first, the clubs were closed or were no longer at the address provided or I was too damn stupid to find them:

Moon River Whiskeria.
Imperio Whiskeria.
New Estile.
Club de Paris.
Hot Night Whiskeria.
Moustache.
Lido Balnearia Disco.
Sweet Whiskeria.
The One Whiskeria.
Bahia Whiskeria.
La Cumbre Whiskeria.
Subterraneo Magallanes (Was a male stripper club before).
K-Ricias.
Ronbills.
Malibu.

The clubs I found that were opened and operating!

Club: Princess.
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 280.
Ficha cost: 300.
Sex with one of the girls: 1200 for 30/1800 for 60 on site.
Sex on site: yes and offsite.
Number of Chicas: 8-10.
Quality of Chicas: good to very good.
Time of night: Wednesday at 12.
Comments: Small club, but clean. Chatted with one girl: sex in house required one drink, offsite 3 drink exit fee.

Club: Baires.
Cover charge: 500 one drink included.
My drink: 380.
Ficha cost: 20 US.
Sex with one of the girls: 100 US for an hour.
Sex on site: no.
Number of Chicas: 15+.
Quality of Chicas: very good.
Time of night: Wednesday at 1.
Comments: Offsite 3 drink exit fee and 100 an hour.

Club: Ricas.
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 280.
Ficha cost: 300.
Sex with one of the girls: 1500 an hour.
Sex on site: yes.
Number of Chicas: saw 5 chunky ones.
Quality of Chicas: so-so at best.
Time of night: Wednesday at 2.
Comments: Offsite 3 drink exit fee and 100 an hour.

Club: Pikaros Whiskeria.
Cover charge: Either 400 or 500 (forgot), includes one drink.
My drink: 280.
Ficha cost: 300.
Sex with one of the girls: Yes, see comments.
Sex on site: no.
Number of Chicas: 15+.
Quality of Chicas: very good.
Time of night: Thursday at 1:30.
Comments: One chica told me 100 US an hour is the rate, 200 for chinos, and 500 for Indians. Possible drink minimum exit fee, forgot to ask.

Club: Divas 3 (known as 1313).
Cover charge: none.
My drink: didn't ask.
Ficha cost: didn't ask.
Sex with one of the girls: didn't ask.
Sex on site: yes.
Number of Chicas: I saw 3-4.
Quality of Chicas: OK.
Time of night: Thursday at 1.
Comments: After walking up all those damn stairs, I tried to go into the small room with the bar and girls. The place was packed with hombres. So packed, I barely could see the bar or the chicas; I bailed!

Club: Acuarela Whiskeria (known as 1626).
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 100.
Ficha cost: 100.
Sex with one of the girls: 1500 for 30/2500 for 60.
Sex on site: yes.
Number of Chicas: 15+.
Quality of Chicas: good selection.
Time of night: Thursday at 1:20.
Comments: Enter through 1626 entrance, go up the stairs, and ring the bell. When buzzer sounds, push, don't pull, the door and enter. A lot bigger than 1313, but still a lot of hombres. I returned there Friday night for a girl I liked the first night. S / T room was decent and had a bathroom. I liked the place!

Club: Divas 2 (known as 1414).
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 200.
Ficha cost: 200.
Sex with one of the girls: 1500 for 30/2500 for 60.
Sex on site: yes.
Number of Chicas: 12+.
Quality of Chicas: good.
Time of night: Thursday at 2:15.
Comments: Another small place, but more comfortable than 1313.

Club: Manila House.
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 300.
Ficha cost: 400.
Sex with one of the girls: onsite 80 for 60, offsite 100 for 60.
Sex on site: yes and offsite.
Number of Chicas: 10+.
Quality of Chicas: ok to good.
Time of night: Friday at 1.
Comments: More girls than guys and a decent size to boot. I was told all the girls have different prices; I only asked one chica.

Club: Club 666 (x-Corea House).
Cover charge: none.
My drink: 280.
Ficha cost: 300.
Sex with one of the girls: yes, if you can find one!
Sex on site: no.
Number of Chicas: see comments.
Quality of Chicas: see comments.
Time of night: see comments.
Comments: Stumbled (literally) upon this place Wednesday at 2:30. The doorman / bouncer is from the DR; we connected right away. Inside, the bartender was nice and welcomed my business, maybe because I was the only customer in the place. So in true Tom fashion, I started buying drinks. I guess the bartender called in one of her friends to join the party, and she did.

Returned Thursday night around 3 and the bouncer smiled and said, "We have been waiting for you. " This time there were two other girls and we partied with for about an hour and a half. Because I was buying the girls' and the bartender's drinks, went I looked at my tab, the bartender told me that my drinks were on the house. And each drink, she loaded the glass with vodka; I liked her. It was a fun ending to the night.

The last night, it was just the bartender, bouncer, and I in the club. We chatted and drank. Once again, my drinks were on the house. Even though the place was lacking chicas, the bar still had character.

Street Girls: For the entire three nights, I did not see one street girl. But that does not mean there weren't any available; I just didn't see any.

Cupid Girls: Tried for two weeks before I left; nadie!

Tinder: Tried while I was there; nadie!

Conclusion: I enjoyed my stay. I really like to explore the venues and chat with the chicas. But to be honest, the lack of attractive chicas, well, was lacking.

Would I return to Montevideo; nah, I still have other places to explore.

As always, just my two pinche pesos.

Seven or eight years ago and after ten to twelve trips to MVD I moved my frequent south america trips to BA. Things just dried up in MVD. Two of my favorite places just disappeared. On my last trip to MVD its was probable day five, with no luck and with at least one bottle of just ok wine under my belt. I'm minding my own business wandering down the street and at a stoplight a fella struck up a casual conversation with me. He spoke perfect English. For the next block we talked about the weather, sports, and of course pussy. I am sure everyone on this site knows where this is going. At my age and after so many times hearing of this scam, well OK I guess I'm just a dumb shit. So me and my new friend are walking down a street near the city center and he says I can take you to a great place just 2-3 blocks away where the girls are young and cheap. Well he really didn't say it that way but me and spike read it that way. So off we go. We reach the place and where buzzed in and up maybe fifteen steps we are greeted by six topless teens. YAHOO this is what me and spike have been looking for. We have a seat and order a picture of been and he invites a nice almost naked young beauty to our table. She starts rubbing old spike and it wasn't long before me her and spike head to a room. We agreed on a price for 30 min, I think it was the equivalent of 40 us. So after the deed was done we head back to the table and that's when all hell broke loose. As I approached the table I could see three nasty looking bouncers standing behind the table. All three had their arms crossed over their chests and all were looking at me. When I got to the table my new friend said you owe her more money. I said I paid her and he said you asked for extras and you owe her 100 Us. HUM, looks like old spike got me in a bit of a jam. I smiled and looked toward the bar and said hey can we get more beer here. With that the bouncers glanced towards the bar and I ran to the door. Down the steps I go and out the door all the while I'm screaming POLICE POLICE these guys are trying to rob me. After about a block the bouncers turned back but my new friend kept up the chase and was gaining on me. I ran into what looked like an auto parts store. I asked the clerk to call the police saying this guy, who was now at the door, was trying to rob me. The clerk picked up the phone and my new friend said something to him in Spanish and the clerk hung up the phone. My new friend had a smirk on his face. That smirk really pissed me off. Near the door leaning in the corner was a three foot long cam shaft. I picked up the shaft and in a scream like a chinese war lord battle cry I chased this ass hole for just a short distance then stopped to catch my breath. My friend didn't look back and within an instant he was over the horizon.

OK I know this is an old scam that I have read about but never experienced. I guess the lesson here is when spike starts trying to talk you into something that doesn't feel right. Even if your hormones are screaming go for it, just step back, then try to clear your head and do what I would do. YAHOO.

Tomjackin that was the best report I have ever read. You provided a lot of really good info and your format made it easy to read. I have learned something. Thanks.

I'm sure I will feel real dumb with your answer but what does futcha mean.

[QUOTE=Hotrod10;2162917]I'm sure I will feel real dumb with your answer but what does futcha mean.[/QUOTE]If so, the translation means "token". I guess you buy "fichas" and then give them to the girls so there is no cash changing hands.

This is how TomJackin explains it:

"In Mexico and other parts of Central / South America, it is a drink for the chica.

They receive a token / ticket and get part of the money.

For example, in Tijuana, a ficha will cost 153 pesos, but the chica only gets 34 pesos and the bar keeps the rest.

I know, in the DR, we just buy them a beer".

[QUOTE=Hotrod10;2162917]I'm sure I will feel real dumb with your answer but what does ficha mean?[/QUOTE]

What will be my solid clubs or similar day action choices in MVD?

Why go to Montevideo?

I was staying in Buenos Aires and wanted to see another country. So I took a weekend trip to Montevideo and Colonia.

Logistics:

I ended up taking a morning Buquebus ferry to Montevideo, spending a night there, then taking a bus to Colonia and taking an evening ferry back to Buenos Aires. The ferry was about $70 to Montevideo and $50 from Colonia back. There was an option to upgrade to business class for about $10. I took the upgrade on the Montevideo leg but not on the return leg because for a 1-HR trip I thought it's not worth it. Business class gets you a separate area on the boat (but the noisy annoying babies are still there), a business lounge while waiting for the boat, and a coffee and 2 croissants at the aforementioned lounge. Overall, for $10 it was totally worth it. Any more and probably not.

The morning ferry departs at 7-something AM, gets to Montevideo just before 10 am. The passport control for both countries is done at the departure side.

Money:

The currency in Montevideo is pesos. I used the ATM at the boat terminal (it's in the departure side of the terminal. Turn right and around the corner after exiting, and re-enter the building, it'll be to your left) -- that ATM only charges 100 pesos for a withdrawal, others in the city charge more. As always, I try to do as few withdrawals as possible to minimize the risks of encountering an ATM with a skimmer on it. At the time of this writing, 1000 pesos is about $28.5, or about 1280 Argentinian.

Hotel:

Because it's winter, hotels are very cheap. I chose a decent hotel 2 blocks away from the main square in the old city; cost me about $50 for the night. I walked there from the ferry terminal and it took me about 30 minutes at moderate pace with photo stops. The walk basically crossed the whole old city. Nice views.

Communication:

Sprint's free international internet works good enough in Uruguay.

Transportation:

Somehow I forgot about Uber so I used taxis the few times I ventured outside the old city. They are about 2 x as expensive as in Buenos Aires (which still isn't much. The most I paid was just over 200 for a morning trip to the bus station, which is around $6). Some have modern meters that show the actual rate to be paid; others show numbers that need to be converted using a provided table. Either way, from my limited experience they aren't out to screw you. You can sit in the front with the driver or in the back.

Other things:

The city is safe but it feels old and worn. It look.

It feels sketchy but everyone says that it's safe. If I found myself in an area in Brazil that looked like Montevideo, I'd start running and wouldn't stop until I got somewhere more civilized. But in Montevideo it's fine. I walked around the old city and outside the old city, no problems.

There is a number of free walking tours available. A great way to get to know the city in 2 hours. One of them is in the morning. The boat arrives early enough to have the time to get to and check in the hotel. Also, there are several small museums around the city, some of which are free. There are guided tours to the top of the weird tall building on the main square, most in Spanish but once a day there's a tour in English. The art museum has a Picasso exhibit but I didn't go. Wanted to, but decided to look for food and girls instead.

The food is noticeably more expensive than Buenos Aires. Good but nothing to write home about.

Women:

Because I only had 1 day there and I generally don't like clubs / bars / all that junk, I went on pasion-[URL]uruguay.com[/URL]. Lots of girls available, most responsive via whatsapp, very similar to Brazil. The prices are generally around 1000-1200 pesos for half an hour and 1500-2000 and up for an hour. Somewhat more expensive than Buenos Aires but still very, very affordable.

That website also has a map with massage clinics and clubs. But I didn't go to any of them.

Based on the pics, the girls aren't all that great. Not terrible but I've seen better in Buenos Aires. I picked a few and settled on two of the "girl next door" types.

I went to one privado in the "tres cruces" area (took taxi, about 15 minutes, just over 200 pesos). The girl looked kinda like her pic but wasn't very attractive and wasn't at all interested in me. The BBBJ and sex were there but almost as if she was simply doing her time.

Had another girl come to my hotel. Likewise, looks like her pic but in person not very attractive either. Same attitude. Not very interested in me or what she was doing, but passable BBBJ and sex.

None spoke english but it was never a problem because my needs are very basic and they generally respond with all the necessary details in whatsapp (price, location, what they do and don't do) so google translate works well.

So it could be that I picked 2 disappointing apples, or that the girls in Uruguay are generally disappointing.

Conclusion: it was a nice trip to see another country. But not a good mongering destination.

Would I return to Montevideo: on my own, probably not. The whole place reminds me of the Fallout universe.

Colonia, on the other hand, is a sweet little tourist paradise. Because it's off season, the city is quiet, the air is fresh and clean, and overall it's nice to sit around and do nothing. Special day trip fares are available from the ferry companies and cost $50 for the round trip. Last ferry is after 8 pm. Not sure about the mongering opportunities.

If you're interested about Uruguay in general, here's a good resource I found: [URL]https://guruguay.com/[/URL].

[QUOTE=FRobertson;2332082]Why go to Montevideo?

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Conclusion: it was a nice trip to see another country. But not a good mongering destination.

Would I return to Montevideo: on my own, probably not. The whole place reminds me of the Fallout universe.[/QUOTE]What a great report. Well worth reading. Thanks!

[QUOTE=FRobertson;2332082]Why go to Montevideo?

So it could be that I picked 2 disappointing apples, or that the girls in Uruguay are generally disappointing.

Conclusion: it was a nice trip to see another country. But not a good mongering destination. [URL]https://guruguay.com/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Excellent and much needed report FRobertson, thanks! This is why I love this forum for getting real on the ground reporting. You may have had two bad apples but on the positive side you got to see a new place and enjoyed Colonia. It'd be great if you can identify the bad apples so we can avoid them when it is our turn to be in MVD.

Frankfurt.

I'll pitch in my 2 cents here. While I have never mongered in Uruguay, I have lived there on and off for almost a year. Women in Montevideo and most of Uruguay are generally just average looking, nothing to write home about whatsoever. While there are some hotties walking around, its nothing compared to most other countries I've been to. However, if you do end up in north Uruguay in the city of Salto, the selection is a lot better. Prostitution is completely legal in Uruguay and a woman can even get a licensed card and collect pension from the state upon retirement (so I was told by Uruguayans). Anyway, you can find some street walkers in many parts of town, but especially in neighborhoods of Carrasco and Punta Gorda (richer parts) along side the Rambla. You'll see them standing there in the corners. Not many, usually one or two that's it, but some that I have seen were actually pretty doable. Not sure of the prices. As Frankfurt mentioned in his report, the prices seem very reasonable from his experience, however as I mentioned I can't comment on that since I have never paid for a girl there. The city of Montevideo is generally pretty safe. I have always felt safe there even walking late at night. Much safer than I ever felt living in Brooklyn or downtown L. A. If you do end up in MVD and want some good steaks and authentic Uruguayan food I can recommend you a few places such as El Fogon, La Casa Violeta, and La Perdiz. All very good eating, on the expensive side (from a Uruguayan perspective), but very affordable compared to same service / food quality in the states.

Hello FRobertson, and thanks for share this site [URL]https://guruguay.com[/URL] I've been 2 months ago in Montevideo and I would have liked to have this guide! Anyway for the next time! I'm from Santiago and I'm new here!

For the people who are going to visit Montevideo, I strongly recommend this website [URL]https://www.yirantas.com/escorts/montevideo.[/URL].

Pay attention to the review's profiles! Thanks!

So only being in town for three days, and with today being my only free day before departing to BA, I decided to visit some of the "brothels" or "casa's" or whatever they call them here. The first one I visited was Divas Sex Club on Yaguaron 1414. I rang the bell and a lady answered and let me in. I asked how much they charged, and then the lady went and got another girl who could better understand my Spanish. After talking with her she said wait a minute, and went into another room and came back a few minutes later and told me that foreigners get charged 1,200 Pesos for thirty minutes which included oral and penetration with no extras. I decided to pass on this establishment figuring I would probably be paying double the going rate so headed next to Sensaciones located at Tacuarembo 1520 at Colonia and Mercedes. I walked in and was greeted by the Madam and was asked if I knew the pricing and I said no. She gave me the pricing which was 650 Pesos for half an hour including no extras and she then asked if I wanted to see the girls and said okay and at this point she didn't know I was a foreigner as I can pass as a Uruguayan, and had only uttered two words being no and yes in Spanish. Wow, what a parade of girls at 12 PM in the day. Each one came in, introduced themselves and gave me a kiss on the check. There was a total of twelve girls with no obese or ugly ones ranging from about 5 to 7's. So I made my choice, one of the thinner ones and we went to the room. The covered BJ was excellent, but afterwards she insisted on banging her in doggie. So what the hell, okay, and then I had her get on the edge of the bed, I laid some pillows down and had her lay down and it was starting to feel pretty good and I grabbed her ankles and so I could better penetrate her and then she informs me that this isn't a "basic" position, implying it would be an extra versus her just being on all fours. I decided not to fight it as this point so banged her on all fours versus angling into her, but couldn't finish. The room was hot as hell and it was noisy outside and I was trying to concentrate so I just ended the session, paid the girl the 650 Pesos and left. I wasn't mad at the girl and she was pleasant enough but you know how it goes sometimes. Anyways, at this point I decided to go to another place called Baires located at Marcelino Sosa 2213. I was greeted by the Madam and told her it was my first time there and she said it was 430 Pesos for half an hour with no extras, and if you wanted to touch the girl, etc. It was 520 Pesos and asked if I wanted to see the line-up. I was shown six girls and the line up wasn't as nice as Sensaciones but there was one pretty thin one I chose. A much better experience with this one, affectionate and after blowing me and getting me hard she says okay how do you want to start and I say hop on board so she gets on top and had some pretty good moves. After a while she says would like to try another position so we go too doggy and instead of having her get on the side of the bed I lay her down with pillows under her ass and gently go to town on her until I finished.

So I notice very few reports over the past several months for this City, and suspect there are some great brothels here with reasonable pricing if you have the time to explore them. As usual it's always going to be hit or miss at these places depending on the girls attitude, etc. I also suspect there might be an okay SW scene here and wish I had more time to explore it.

Surfer500 thanks for the excellent report with on-the-ground reporting with addresses, casa names and prices. This is the kind of information that makes this forum useful for others.

[QUOTE=Surfer500;2425471]So only being in town for three days, and with today being my only free day before departing to BA, I decided to visit some of the "brothels" or "casa's" or whatever they call them here. The first one I visited was Divas Sex Club on Yaguaron 1414.

So I notice very few reports over the past several months for this City, and suspect there are some great brothels here with reasonable pricing if you have the time to explore them. As usual it's always going to be hit or miss at these places depending on the girls attitude, etc. I also suspect there might be an okay SW scene here and wish I had more time to explore it.[/QUOTE]

I have one week holiday to spend soon. I'm considering Montevideo or Buenos Aires. Never been in those 2 places.

As I don't speak very much Spanish, my goal is to invite escorts directly in my hotel.

What do you guys consider a better destination? Variety of choices, reliability?

[QUOTE=Khondjii;2540702]I have one week holiday to spend soon. I'm considering Montevideo or Buenos Aires. Never been in those 2 places.

As I don't speak very much Spanish, my goal is to invite escorts directly in my hotel.

What do you guys consider a better destination? Variety of choices, reliability?[/QUOTE]BA has Montevideo beat by a score of like 1,000 to 1. It is not even close, not in the same ballpark nor the same universe. BA is down from its heyday but still is way, way, way better than MV.

[QUOTE=Khondjii;2540702]I have one week holiday to spend soon. I'm considering Montevideo or Buenos Aires. Never been in those 2 places.[/QUOTE]Unless you have family in Uruguay, or are a pilot, or are a seaman working on a ship, you're not getting in:

[URL]https://www.kayak.com/travel-restrictions#uruguay[/URL]

You'll have a better chance getting into Argentina if you're a tourist trying to visit from a neighboring country:

[URL]https://www.kayak.com/travel-restrictions#argentina[/URL]

Agreed. There is absolutely no reason to go to Montevideo when you can choose BA.

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2540901]BA has Montevideo beat by a score of like 1,000 to 1. It is not even close, not in the same ballpark nor the same universe. BA is down from its heyday but still is way, way, way better than MV.[/QUOTE]

Yes Buenos Aires was always better than Montevideo, but two main things.

First, The country is on Lock-down because of the Virus. [URL]https://secretsofbuenosaires.com/argentina-travel-update-when-will-tourism-resume/[/URL].

Second, a few years ago the government closed all places for sex.

There are Only online and a few street chicas if you can find them.

I made many maps of the places but, are useless now.

[QUOTE=Khondjii;2540702]I have one week holiday to spend soon. I'm considering Montevideo or Buenos Aires. Never been in those 2 places.

As I don't speak very much Spanish, my goal is to invite escorts directly in my hotel.

What do you guys consider a better destination? Variety of choices, reliability?[/QUOTE]

This may help.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&mid=1uN-U4W3isKxLesz0-NvfJHpQHeE&ll=-34.88551739079643%2C-56.181514903006175&z=14

Neither. Nobody is getting into either. What guys are talking about here is nonsense. Period.

In the past, I went to Montevideo without directly looking for a pro. Nevertheless, since I am a Spanish speaker, I discovered that it was really easy to get in touch with local women. Uruguayan women are not spoiled like Colombian women. Uruguayan women will not snob you. Thus, I think that Uruguayan women are underrated.

I would encourage you to contact women on [URL]seeking.com[/URL]. There are some sugar babies who would agree about a deal.

It is quite strange that nobody talk about pros or semi pros in nightclubs. In Latina America, you can candidly speak about sex against money without being judged. For sure, when there is a way to talk about it. The keyword is "un regalo de dinero" , a money gift.

I am convinced that it is also possible to find a deal with a local woman in a nightclub of Montevideo.

So, here is the list of nightclubs of Montevideo:

[URL]https://www.google.fr/maps/search/discoteca[/URL]+montevideo / at -34.9052176,-56.2181278,14 z / data=!3 m1!4 b1.

For sure, Montevideo is not the place for men who look for street hookers. But come on, in Latin America, street hookers are in dogy areas. There are often ugly and it is not cool.

[QUOTE=HenriDufresne;2687049]In the past, I went to Montevideo without directly looking for a pro. Nevertheless, since I am a Spanish speaker, I discovered that it was really easy to get in touch with local women. Uruguayan women are not spoiled like Colombian women. Uruguayan women will not snob you. Thus, I think that Uruguayan women are underrated.

I would encourage you to contact women on [URL]seeking.com[/URL]. There are some sugar babies who would agree about a deal.

It is quite strange that nobody talk about pros or semi pros in nightclubs. In Latina America, you can candidly speak about sex against money without being judged. For sure, when there is a way to talk about it. The keyword is "un regalo de dinero" , a money gift.

I am convinced that it is also possible to find a deal with a local woman in a nightclub of Montevideo.

So, here is the list of nightclubs of Montevideo:

[URL]https://www.google.fr/maps/search/discoteca[/URL]+montevideo / at -34.9052176,-56.2181278,14 z / data=!3 m1!4 b1.

For sure, Montevideo is not the place for men who look for street hookers. But come on, in Latin America, street hookers are in dogy areas. There are often ugly and it is not cool.[/QUOTE]Nice report.

As you have noticed. The problem in Montevideo is the level of English. When I was there, mostly only people from Venezuela spoke English. The rest usually didn't.

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;2541017]<Argentina>
a few years ago the government closed all places for sex.

There are Only online and a few street chicas if you can find them.

I made many maps of the places but, are useless now.[/QUOTE]On this site, why is Argentina on a different forum? [URL]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/[/URL].

I'm in Buenos Aires now but that site is near useless because of lack of recent posts. (I'm guessing people don't want to register to another site.).

I will be in Montevideo at end of the month. Anything near the cruise port?

Also, what currency do they take or is USD good?

AP is a site that owner of ISG made special.

But the Politicians made a law that has closed all the houses of Prostitution.

There are still a few street Chicas, not not like the old days.

There are also a few online sites.

[QUOTE=Tna01;2787244]On this site, why is Argentina on a different forum? [URL]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/[/URL].

I'm in Buenos Aires now but that site is near useless because of lack of recent posts. (I'm guessing people don't want to register to another site.).[/QUOTE]

Here is the Map, but not a lot of guys post where they have been.

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&mid=1uN-U4W3isKxLesz0-NvfJHpQHeE&ll=-34.834965790221105%2C-56.163173699999994&z=12[/URL]

[QUOTE=Tna01;2788353]I will be in Montevideo at end of the month. Anything near the cruise port?

Also, what currency do they take or is USD good?[/QUOTE]

Super not impressed and knew it would be quiet. I ended up importing a chica from Argentina to enjoy most of my stay. I was really only able to head out one night. A Monday. Not the best night but here are some notes.

Dolce vita. Google map location is wrong. Could not find.

Baires 500 to enter and includes a drink. There were some visible ladies there but I didn't enter.

Pykaros 11:30 pm arrival. 400 includes a drink. Well lit. 20 plus women. Almost all single average looking moms. Very few customers.

No smoking. They have a stripper pole but it wasn't being used. The bar is just one long strip.

2 of the 3 women didn't underhand my Spanish and I couldn't understand theirs. Barrio Spanish? One Venezuela had clear Spanish and good energy. Besides that, the place was dead.

Tinder had very little action and I met one cute student from seeking who hung out two nights with me. Great body but a condom nazi.

Taco.

Not sure what this place is?

Dolce Vita.

Departamento de Montevideo, Uruguay.

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[QUOTE=Tacoma101;2867041]Super not impressed and knew it would be quiet. I ended up importing a chica from Argentina to enjoy most of my stay. I was really only able to head out one night. A Monday. Not the best night but here are some notes.

Dolce vita. Google map location is wrong. Could not find.

Baires 500 to enter and includes a drink. There were some visible ladies there but I didn't enter.

Pykaros 11:30 pm arrival. 400 includes a drink. Well lit. 20 plus women. Almost all single average looking moms. Very few customers.

No smoking. They have a stripper pole but it wasn't being used. The bar is just one long strip.

2 of the 3 women didn't underhand my Spanish and I couldn't understand theirs. Barrio Spanish? One Venezuela had clear Spanish and good energy. Besides that, the place was dead.

Tinder had very little action and I met one cute student from seeking who hung out two nights with me. Great body but a condom nazi.

Taco.[/QUOTE]

This will make it easier to see the Map.

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;2788545]Here is the Map, but not a lot of guys post where they have been.

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&mid=1uN-U4W3isKxLesz0-NvfJHpQHeE&ll=-34.834965790221105%2C-56.163173699999994&z=12[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tacoma101;2867041]Super not impressed and knew it would be quiet. I ended up importing a chica from Argentina to enjoy most of my stay. I was really only able to head out one night. A Monday. Not the best night but here are some notes.

Dolce vita. Google map location is wrong. Could not find.

Baires 500 to enter and includes a drink. There were some visible ladies there but I didn't enter.

Pykaros 11:30 pm arrival. 400 includes a drink. Well lit. 20 plus women. Almost all single average looking moms. Very few customers.

No smoking. They have a stripper pole but it wasn't being used. The bar is just one long strip.

2 of the 3 women didn't underhand my Spanish and I couldn't understand theirs. Barrio Spanish? One Venezuela had clear Spanish and good energy. Besides that, the place was dead.

Tinder had very little action and I met one cute student from seeking who hung out two nights with me. Great body but a condom nazi.

Taco.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't judge Montevideo nightlife with such a small sample size. I think Uruguyan women are very similar in looks and better in attitude than the chicks from Buenos Aires. Lots of German, Italian, Spanish and even Nordic and french ancestry. That immigrated post WWI and WWII.

Dolce Vita is one of my fave casas. The address on google is wrong.

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[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;2867118]Not sure what this place is?

Dolce Vita.

Departamento de Montevideo, Uruguay.

[/QUOTE]Dolce Vita is a morning and daytime casa. With a few nice rooms with beds showers / jacuzzis. Its well known in Uruguay. Its a house on a corner. Lady greets you and has you wait in waiting room. Girls come from their common area one by one and introduce themselves then walk out. Try and Remember their names haha Usually 8 to 10 girls. I've always found at least half were my type and one or two stunners. Google search and look for local yellow page type sites for proper address. Tried to share address but I guess its against policy not sure.

I changed it to another place.

What address do you have?

[QUOTE=CasaNoVa;2867560]Dolce Vita is a morning and daytime casa. With a few nice rooms with beds showers / jacuzzis. Its well known in Uruguay. Its a house on a corner. Lady greets you and has you wait in waiting room. Girls come from their common area one by one and introduce themselves then walk out. Try and Remember their names haha Usually 8 to 10 girls. I've always found at least half were my type and one or two stunners. Google search and look for local yellow page type sites for proper address. Tried to share address but I guess its against policy not sure.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tacoma101;2867041]Super not impressed and knew it would be quiet. I ended up importing a chica from Argentina to enjoy most of my stay. I was really only able to head out one night. A Monday. Not the best night but here are some notes.

Dolce vita. Google map location is wrong. Could not find.

Baires 500 to enter and includes a drink. There were some visible ladies there but I didn't enter.

Pykaros 11:30 pm arrival. 400 includes a drink. Well lit. 20 plus women. Almost all single average looking moms. Very few customers.

No smoking. They have a stripper pole but it wasn't being used. The bar is just one long strip.

2 of the 3 women didn't underhand my Spanish and I couldn't understand theirs. Barrio Spanish? One Venezuela had clear Spanish and good energy. Besides that, the place was dead.

Tinder had very little action and I met one cute student from seeking who hung out two nights with me. Great body but a condom nazi.

Taco.[/QUOTE]Where do you find girls in Argentina? Any common websites?

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;2868184]I changed it to another place.

What address do you have?[/QUOTE]I would google search Dolce Vita and one of the top results should be an 1122 local yellow page type site that has the correct address.

I tried writing in previous post but I guess since its not verified admin deleted it.

Its actually Dolce Vitta with two t's.

Although the Government closed all the ***** houses and bars, you can find them online at this site.

[URL]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/index.php[/URL]

[QUOTE=NRandom940;2868265]Where do you find girls in Argentina? Any common websites?[/QUOTE]

I searched and found the same address of the place, back 5 years ago.

With reviews about the place.

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;2868184]I changed it to another place.

What address do you have?[/QUOTE]

The girls here are actually quite pretty, if only they did themselves up a bit more like they do in other parts of the world.

Also, it seems like a contented society here. I don't see much potential for mongering, but its only my second day so, we'll see what I stumble into.

[QUOTE=ShawMan74;2934481]The girls here are actually quite pretty, if only they did themselves up a bit more like they do in other parts of the world.

Also, it seems like a contented society here. I don't see much potential for mongering, but its only my second day so, we'll see what I stumble into.[/QUOTE]I found some good casas on Skokka when I was there in 2022.

[QUOTE=ShawMan74;2934481]The girls here are actually quite pretty, if only they did themselves up a bit more like they do in other parts of the world.

Also, it seems like a contented society here. I don't see much potential for mongering, but its only my second day so, we'll see what I stumble into.[/QUOTE]Montevideo is a weak mongering destination. But you can get a steak as good or better than what you can find in Buenos Aires! As an interesting side note, I once met two Uruguayan white chicks who were working at FKK Oase in Germany. I was propositioned by them but passed.

[QUOTE=NRandom940;2934490]I found some good casas on Skokka when I was there in 2022.[/QUOTE]Ohhh would you PM me the details please? Thanks!

[QUOTE=ShawMan74;2934562]Ohhh would you PM me the details please? Thanks![/QUOTE]Go downtown and get on the next ferry across the Rio de la Plata to Bsas.

It takes about an hour and you get off in Puerto Madero at Dock #2.

Last time I went on the BuqueBus it was about $90 USD round trip.

These are huge glass enclosed boats with car carriers on the upper deck.

You will do much better on the other side of the river!

[QUOTE=Seismo;2934734]Go downtown and get on the next ferry across the Rio de la Plata to Bsas.

It takes about an hour and you get off in Puerto Madero at Dock #2.

Last time I went on the BuqueBus it was about $90 USD round trip.

These are huge glass enclosed boats with car carriers on the upper deck.

You will do much better on the other side of the river![/QUOTE]Haha thank you so much, your reply gave me a good solid chuckle, I really needed that!

My Maps:

This is a bit tricky because officially all the.

Brothels and sex clubs are closed.

But I am sure there is still some action.

Happening.

I have a friend living there. His online name is.

TijuanaLibre he is a good friend and a guide on this free site:

[URL]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/index.php[/URL]

"Almost all the old sex places have been closed by.

The Women in the Government years ago. ".

I still have the maps of the old places that were.

In most of the cities in the Whole Country.

If you want to see them?

My maps would be a great guide to the rest of the Country.

And I have 12 plus years of Photos of the most famous areas.

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Then I will send you a link from.

[URL]http://paypal.com[/URL] to Pay for the Map.

I must see your Email address.

To activate the map!

I will put You on the Map.

Action:

Buenos Aires 2024:

There is still Party life in the country:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtEc02QiD-c[/URL]

Cocodrilo Night Club (2024).

Gallo 1311, at Paraguay and Mansilla. 10+ Chicas.

Prices: Cover 350 p, Chicas are asking 2700+p.

Hours: Martes a Sábados desde las 22 hs. 11 pm to Morning.

[URL]https://www.cocodrilobuenosaires.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://countryhelper.com/attraction-cocodrilo-22091[/URL]

Free Maps:

Hotels:

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&mid=15Rg1Y4_ZbnI0ao35-LWqYNfxdQM&ll=-34.60570672794728%2C-58.38781315&z=16[/URL]

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&mid=1xJmTXWM86Pfm4mj94oH74bizwWQ&ll=-34.608412232771784%2C-58.371259899999984&z=15[/URL]

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&mid=19tBHTg9_ciXEbLevJVnDFBJRxXo&ll=-34.575726894512634%2C-58.42926799999999&z=14[/URL]

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&mid=1R8HSe2YIPcjo_1GLQ1pt9xo4AeY&ll=-34.59195289955461%2C-58.3921623&z=16[/URL]

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&mid=1iEn7Gh2N8nnw7yPp7J7IQtTpBdQ&ll=-34.59455391781735%2C-58.37678390000001&z=16[/URL]

Restaurants:

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&mid=1lM78K-buYIRB2m95FPKF_SipS9I&ll=-34.60096774084839%2C-58.405084&z=13[/URL]

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;2868686]Although the Government closed all the ***** houses and bars, you can find them online at this site.

[URL]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/index.php[/URL][/QUOTE]

Do they have fixed prices or you have to negotiate with them?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;2868703]I searched and found the same address of the place, back 5 years ago.

With reviews about the place.[/QUOTE]

Most places on my lists are their prices as posted.

Since the Virus prices have gone up.

Some guys tip, but not me.

[QUOTE=NothingToLose;2936433]Do they have fixed prices or you have to negotiate with them?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

I will be visiting Uruguay, Argentina and Chile.

Is Skokka a popular website to look for girls in these countries?

What's are the prevailing price ranges in these countries?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=NRandom940;2934490]I found some good casas on Skokka when I was there in 2022.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ShawMan74;2934481]The girls here are actually quite pretty, if only they did themselves up a bit more like they do in other parts of the world.

Also, it seems like a contented society here. I don't see much potential for mongering, but its only my second day so, we'll see what I stumble into.[/QUOTE]Have to agree; Best pussy I found was this one. But the steak was extraordinary. I found a group of working girls in the constitution neighbourhood of Buenos Aires, to my satisfaction. Not so much in Montevideo, but I was only there for two days and had one walk about the *houses; very sub par.

Hi folks, does anyone have an active user on the forum: foro. Relaxuy dot com?

Just identified a super hot brunette on IG who was also escort and hast reviews on that forum. Unfortunately the admins of the forum have not created my user yet.

when i say hot. i mean HOT.

[QUOTE=HiddenEye;2976165]Hi folks, does anyone have an active user on the forum: foro. Relaxuy dot com?

Just identified a super hot brunette on IG who was also escort and hast reviews on that forum. Unfortunately the admins of the forum have not created my user yet.

when i say hot. i mean HOT.[/QUOTE]I got a user there. Traveling to Montevideo during next month.

Hi, tried to send you a PM, but seems you don't have an active inbox.

[QUOTE=NiceFjords;2978590]I got a user there. Traveling to Montevideo during next month.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HiddenEye;2980328]Hi, tried to send you a PM, but seems you don't have an active inbox.[/QUOTE]That's weird, I've been getting PMs from others.

I'm in Montevideo for a few days more, its looking promising- but I'll keep you updated.

[QUOTE=NiceFjords;2985287]That's weird, I've been getting PMs from others.

I'm in Montevideo for a few days more, its looking promising- but I'll keep you updated.[/QUOTE]How was your Trip?

HL.

Day1.

Tried my luck on the first day, but I got very little response. There were answers but nothing materialised, communication takes longer here in montevideo.

Day2.

Candela -.

[URL]https://pasion-uruguay.com/escorts/candela096799790[/URL]

The communication process is slow, 20 minutes from okay to adress. When I get there I'm led into a storefront to her room. The room is nice and clean and pink. There was a bathroom and a bidèt to wash up.

The girl is actually better looking than photos. 22 years, with red coloured hair, around 1. 60,slim with a big brazilliana ass. Beatiful face. She has some baby fat, but that's just the beautiful kind. 1 hour is 3000, with 500 ekstra for CIM.

Straight into DFK and BFE, hot and heavy. Started with CBJ, but I'm guessing it was a communication error. So good BJ with eyes, hands, balls and tounge, semi deep. Flip her over to missionary and pound her. She makes the right sounds and is a perfect little toy. I have to stop myself from cumming because I need to flip her over and take her from behind. She's down on her tummy and I'm just pounding that meaty young ass.

Cowgirl, she seems to enjoy herself.

Finish with a good BJ in 69 just gently facefucking and she sucking every last drop into to her mouth.

9. 5/10 would do again.

Sugar house / Apto de juliet.

I contacted a place called apto de juliet from the foro. [URL]relaxuy.com[/URL] on WhatsApp, they seem to be the most popular apto on the foro. They say they are called Sugar house and they have pictures of three girls on their whatsapped status. Opening 10:00-20:00, so are going to try them tomorrow.

Day 3.

Antonella.

[URL]https://pasion-uruguay.com/escorts/antonella091323709[/URL]

Made a appointment with Antonella yesterday. The communication is a bit challenging. Got adress from her, but when I was on my way she asked if we were meeting at a hotell. Said I thought we were meeting at her apt, but hotell would be okay too. I wanted to try a love hotell in montevideo anyways. We agreed to meet at El edéand. More on that later.

She's 1. 65,18 years old, with curly hair and braces and looks too innocent. She is really skinny, But have big boobs for being so skinny, natural be.

She looks like the akward skinny girl that got hot. She is inexperienced and passive but 100% submissive, so it works. Get her down at her knees and BBBJ. She has a small head and small jaw, so it looks like a chipmunk eating a banana. She goes deep, but there is not room for all. Some light facefucking. On the bed, BJ, kissing to ligth DFK after some time. DATY, 69, cowgirl, doggie, missionary, pretzel. Her arch is not developed, so some positions are challenging. The best for me was Cowgirl while using her as a handpuppet and cowgirls helper, just pinning her down and pounding her from below. She just getting tighter, she came, I came. We got a scare when she pulled off, cum was just running out of her, I'm looking at my dick and seeing no condom. Shiiiit. Wtf happened? Luckily her gorillagrip pussy had just pulled the condom of my dick.

Second round on the edge of the bed to a flatiron. And then 69, fingering to she begged me to stop and facefuck CIM into her mouth. 4000 pesos for 1 hour outcall.

9/10, would spend a month training her up. But work calls.

El eden.

[URL]https://www.eleden.com.uy/[/URL]

A lovehotell in a quiet part of town. I went there on foot, but it's built like a drive thru. I saw some sweet rides drive through when I was waiting, so the wealthy in Montevideo probably takes their lunch meetings here.

You should book a room on their website, because there was no receptionarea. Communicaion usually happens on the web and a drivethru phone. You just get a gate number, a gate opens and you drive in. Rooms were nice too. 1800 for 2 hours.

Evelyn. Apto de juliet / Sugar house.

[URL]https://foro.relaxuy.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=16682&sid=3cea14791480071e8dfa517bf86be966[/URL]

I Wanted to try a apto before I left. Found their whatsapp number on the foro. They usually do it by reservation, but I got a lineup.

They had three girls. One big africana, A red haired short and Evelyn.

The red haired could only do 30 minutes, so I went with Evelyn. 1. 65, black hair with a brazilliana butt, looks 25, but is a bit older. Normal build, a couple kg over, but nothing offputting.

I read her reviews on the uruguay forum and they were negative. No touching, hurt, blocking and so on. One said she would be okay as long as she liked you. So I turned on my nordic charm. We really got along, so I had no problemo. 2000 for 1 hour, 500 for CIM.

BBBJ, really good. 69, Missionary going slow at first. She struggled a bit with the penetration, but no complaints. She's really tight, and maybe a bit new (DFK, flip her over for doggie with a nice arch to a flatiron. Over to some BJ,69 then cowgirl with enthusiasm. Finish with a BJ, HJ, ball licking and light facefucking while fingering her and just enjoying the view in the mirrors on the side of the bed. No finish since my two pop with Antonella just before. Evelyn was a bit disappointed, but I explained the situation.

8. 5/10 would do again, really nice girl.

Other things.

Red Brou ATM in Tres Cruces Shopping was the cheapest on fees I found. 100 pesos.

The brothels and many escorts have limited working hours. Usually 08:00 to 19:00-20:00.

So time is limited of you have other activities during the day. There are maybe a few whiskerias that are open during evening / night but I did not check them out.

I found some A class talent in Montevideo.

[QUOTE=HotLuck;2985876]How was your Trip?

HL.[/QUOTE]It was great. I found some great talent, some diamonds if I can say so myself. .

If you are heading there you will have a great time. Just remember that booking takes time, so start early, talk with several, book with the best and book the next for next evening / day. The "opening hour for the good girls are limited to morning-daytime till 1900/200.

The reviews from the foros was spot on.

[QUOTE=NiceFjords;2986888]It was great. I found some great talent, some diamonds if I can say so myself. .

If you are heading there you will have a great time. Just remember that booking takes time, so start early, talk with several, book with the best and book the next for next evening / day. The "opening hour for the good girls are limited to morning-daytime till 1900/200.

The reviews from the foros was spot on.[/QUOTE]Thanks for report.

I have always wanted to go to Uruguay, mainly for the food and other aspects of the culture. But alas, I am usually influenced by the nighttime entertainment.

If I understand your report, you found most of your girls on pasion-uruguay?

Also, do you know of any clubs that you can visit or parts of the city that you can go to and view the talent? It is nice to confirm what you are getting and the thrill of the hunt is nice.

Any additional info or advice you have would be great.

Thanks in advance.

Ready to escape the Phoenix blast furnace for a laid back, hassle free trip to Montevideo.

I'm a long time monger with world wide experiences (Mexico, Thailand, Brazil, Argentina, Cambodia, Viet Nam, Nepal, Philipines, Japan, Peru, etc). Not looking for 2 or 3 daily but rather weekly. Have perused numerous escort sites and most offerings voluptuous (fat asses) and heavily tatted, not my preference but performance scores high and sometimes, "Any port in a storm". I'm semi fluent in Spanish. Anyway, questions:

1) Planning to rent studio apartment in Pocitos with kitchen and balcony (for smoking).

Prefer outcalls. Do most places allow hassle free visits by providers?

2) Is BBFS available? Have a recent std test and can renew while there.

Thanks for any inputs and willing to spring for drinks, meal or even your session, or perhaps a spit roast if you're interested.

Responses here or private message.

[QUOTE=NiceFjords;2986161]...

The brothels and many escorts have limited working hours. Usually 08:00 to 19:00-20:00.

So time is limited of you have other activities during the day. There are maybe a few whiskerias that are open during evening / night but I did not check them out.

...[/QUOTE]This seems to be the opposite of most other countries where action begins rather late. Could Uruguay be a paradise for the few of us who need early action?

Do not go to Montevideo for pussy. Go to Buenos Aires instead. Or, this time of year, Asunción.

[QUOTE=Huacho;3011510]Do not go to Montevideo for pussy. Go to Buenos Aires instead. Or, this time of year, Asuncin.[/QUOTE]Sadly I cannot see any info on Argentine here on the forum. Site is blocked. Anyone knows why?

[QUOTE=Amadeuss;3036785]Sadly I cannot see any info on Argentine here on the forum. Site is blocked. Anyone knows why?[/QUOTE]This page isn't working.

[URL]www.argentinaprivate.com[/URL] is currently unable to handle this request.

HTTP ERROR 502 What it means.

A server (acting as a gateway or proxy) got an invalid response from an upstream server while trying to complete your request.

It is a server-side error, meaning the issue is with the website's servers, not your computer or internet connection.

HL.