Of course, I've never been married...
So I was on my express bus today, and I told a fellow passenger that eventually, if I happen to get married, I'll be sure to open a P.O. Box where I can send statements from a bank account she won't know exists.
"Well, that's a great way to start a partnership!" my fellow passenger replied. "Where's the trust in that?"
Well, there is none, buddy.
Other night I was on a plane and told a fellow passenger, a young banker, about the same plan.
"You'd be surprised just how many people do that."
A biz associate told me one of his exes opened a P.O. Box where she could send the bills for the credit card he didn't know existed.
Topless Protest in Portand, Maine
I had to laugh at this one. A couple of dozen women marched in Portland, Maine to protest that topless women were treated differently than topless men. The result? A crew of several hundred male onlookers "ogling" the ladies.
WTF did they expect!!!
[QUOTE]Ty McDowell, who organized the march, said she was "enraged" by the turnout of men attracted to the demonstration. The purpose, she said, was for society to have the same reaction to a woman walking around topless as it does to men without shirts on.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.pressherald.com/news/Women-march-topless-in-Portland-without-incident.html[/url]
But someone has to let these Portland guys in on the fact that for just a few hundred bucks (well maybe more than just a few hundred) they can fly to any number of destinations and ogle some gals who are really worth ogling.
And their ogles might also actually be appreciated over seas.