American Women

[QUOTE=Artisttyp]Hopefully I will be in BA later next year. I always say " one man's trash is another man's treasure ". Throw it my way.

I love it when trailer trash sluts with thick thighs wear cut off sweat pants.

Also worth noting is that they are semi approachable.

Bourbon st. in New Orleans is where I fell in love with them.[/QUOTE]


BA is mostly european looking caucasians, no? Ethnic women you would be better going to just about any other country in South America.

Also, Elin is hot!

[B]"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame!" [/B] Congratulations.

Although it is not evidenced that "Chocha Monger" has every stepped foot onto the soil of Nicaragua, he is nonetheless inducted. Why?

"Chocha Monger" knows Latin America! "Chocha Monger" knows how the populace and how "Chicas Nicas" manipulate Gringos. "Chocha Monger" knows how the males think and behave. "Chocha Monger" knows too much about Nicaragua and Latin America.

"Chocha Monger" knows how not to pull caballo which in itself is priceless. While other Gringos loose their faculties, "Chocha Monger" watches their demise.

"Chocha Monger" has guided ignorant Gringos for years via International Sex Forumn. These Gringos have been domesticated caballos as well as USA exported caballos.

"Chocha Monger's" list of accomplishments is legendary and his posting history is superb. While other ISG posters write dribble, "Chocha Monger" writes information that is actually useful.

[B]"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" and joins the ranks of "DrDewman," and "Grand Pollo."[/B]

Congratulations "Chocha Monger" for your induction and keep up the stellar postings on ISG.

[B]"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."[/B]

So Tiger Woods main squeeze Rachel Uchitel seemed intent in yesterdays New York Post in letting the world know she's not a prostitute, madam, homewrecker, husband stealer etc. Ok... Maybe if she returns the seven figure payoff she got that statement would not be so ridiculous. Also what did he do with that raunchy looking Florida waitress, make her jump through a hoop and bark?

[QUOTE=Mike12]So Tiger Woods main squeeze Rachel Uchitel seemed intent in yesterdays New York Post in letting the world know she's not a prostitute, madam, homewrecker, husband stealer etc. Ok... Maybe if she returns the seven figure payoff she got that statement would not be so ridiculous. Also what did he do with that raunchy looking Florida waitress, make her jump through a hoop and bark?[/QUOTE]
She claimed that he rode her raw and pulled her hair. :D

[QUOTE=Mike12]So Tiger Woods main squeeze Rachel Uchitel seemed intent in yesterdays New York Post in letting the world know she's not a prostitute, madam, homewrecker, husband stealer etc. Ok... Maybe if she returns the seven figure payoff she got that statement would not be so ridiculous. Also what did he do with that raunchy looking Florida waitress, make her jump through a hoop and bark?[/QUOTE]

LOL at the last comment... Another Tramp was on Extra and said "I didn't know he was married" Ummm-kay That's BULLSHIT ***** and you know it! The media doesn't spend its time talking about Elin but look for any picture of Tiger and you'll find a picture of her with him in most of them.

Uchitel's mom is already loaded, Rachel is a socialite like her mother was before she met her 2nd husband. Wikipedia is a bunch of wussies they took her page down.

She is a prostitute, duh. She is a home wrecker, she know Tiger was married.

Anything else she think she's not?

I know in my heart I am old and will one day need to stop fucking hot Latinas and rely on a good AW to take care of me in the Yew Ess. If I fall ill I know I will have something like this to look forward to:

[url]http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_212272456.shtml[/url]

[QUOTE=Dickhead]I know in my heart I am old and will one day need to stop fucking hot Latinas and rely on a good AW to take care of me in the Yew Ess. If I fall ill I know I will have something like this to look forward to:

[url]http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_212272456.shtml[/url][/QUOTE]
Dickhead,

You can always consider it penance for a life of debauchery. Most AW would consider slapping you in the face with a porterhouse as a fitting reward for a life spent indulging in the carnal delights of the flesh.

[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]American men tend to marry and fuck women of lesser status. This may just be a reflection of a society where pussy is thought to be worth it's weight in gold and the man always pays. Even before the "revamping" of the pre-nup Elin's pussy was pegged at a value of 300 million dollars. Ounce for ounce her pussy far exceeds the value of gold even in this economy.[/QUOTE]A lot of people would consider pro athletes high status so it's no wonder if Tiger married a woman of lesser status. Don't think her nanny job was anything but temporary whilst waiting for something better to do. Her mom was a minister in the Swedish goverment and her twin sister(married to an banker in London) works as an attorney so she's hardly trailer trash. She was destined for a very comfortable life, one way or another.

Tiger liked his American women mature. Most of them were close to or at their expiration dates. It would be interesting to see the suckers who marry these budding cougars.
[url]http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10505132/Gold-diggers-like-these-set-women-back[/url]

Debauchery is a harsh word. I was merely in an experimentation phase that lasted a hell of a long time.

I think the moral of the story really is, "Always buy boneless beef" and "Never waste money on gringa carne."

[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Tiger liked his American women mature. Most of them were close to or at their expiration dates. It would be interesting to see the suckers who marry these budding cougars.
[url]http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10505132/Gold-diggers-like-these-set-women-back[/url][/QUOTE]


I just got an email 5 minutes ago with the women he had affairs with and they were all unbelievably gorgeous. 8 or so women.... maybe he had affairs with 50 and only 8 were really hot I dont know.

[QUOTE=ararat]A lot of people would consider pro athletes high status so it's no wonder if Tiger married a woman of lesser status. Don't think her nanny job was anything but temporary whilst waiting for something better to do. Her mom was a minister in the Swedish goverment and her twin sister(married to an banker in London) works as an attorney so she's hardly trailer trash. She was destined for a very comfortable life, one way or another.[/QUOTE]

Indeed, she was going to be successful in her personally life without Tiger anyway, she modeled after-all.

NBA players end up the women they hooked up with in College. If your Kobe you plucked Vanessa out of High School! At the time she was a part-time model and in a few music videos, Vanessa Byrant is FAR from ugly and very attractive Latina.

Same with NFL players usually, they are not hooking up with groupies per say. Steve McNair was retired, 80% of NFL players marriages end in divorce within the first 3 years of retirement.

Athletes are slightly different as they tend to date higher end women than say some 6 digit lawyer ends up with. Playmates seem to have this thing for either Athletes or Musicians, you can count on one hand how many Playmates in the last 20 years have married "normal" guys, it just doesn't happen.

Its funny all these tramps lining up to get paid. I say you don't get a dime, spill your guts if you want, what's the worst that could happen? Its already been damming, he might loose his wife, somebody suggested he should grow a goatee, divorce Elin, date a bunch of hot women and become the "Bad Boy" of Golf.

If he wanted to change his image, that's not a bad idea actually...

Forget Tiger, he just made the mistake of thinking because he's a famous person he could get away with freebies. The problem with being famous and banging freebies is they are looking to get PAID because you got money. If any of these women take money, Tom Leykis and Adam Carrolla should be calling these women what they are - HOES

[QUOTE=ararat]A lot of people would consider pro athletes high status so it's no wonder if Tiger married a woman of lesser status. Don't think her nanny job was anything but temporary whilst waiting for something better to do. Her mom was a minister in the Swedish goverment and her twin sister(married to an banker in London) works as an attorney so she's hardly trailer trash. She was destined for a very comfortable life, one way or another.[/QUOTE]Because she's married to the most popular athlete on the planet and the first pro-athlete to earn a billion dollars in career tournament winnings and endorsements, relatively speaking, Elin is trailer-trash.

Elin was a nobody. She was a part-time nanny, part-time "model," and a full-time gold digger. Yes, Tiger could have married a "Beyonce" or a "Rihanna" and still been labeled as a man who married down in wealth, but he chose Elin.

Yes, Elin could have had her pick of lawyers, doctors, and bankers, but internationally famous multi-millionaires and billionaires was a bit out of her league. Luckily, Tiger prefers cocktail waitresses, porn actresses, and trailer trash. Regardless, she's the mother of his kids, so Tiger's stuck with Elin for a lot longer than he would have hoped.

-Helpmann :)

Depends on your definition of trailer trash. I live in the middle of trailer trash Southern U.S.A. Elin is NOT trailer trash. FWIW...Her parents are considered a part of the political/governing elite in Sweden. Her mother is a prominent politician in Sweden and now Governor of a Provincial municipality in Sweden. Her father is a prominent Swedish Journalist. So trailer trash in the true American sense, I think NOT. Tiger could have married almost anyone he so desired. Makes me wonder why he did not consider screwing escorts instead.

I remember while in college many ions ago, quite a few gals who had degrees, and graduated, and were not able to secure jobs, worked as au pairs(nanny's).

[QUOTE=Helpmann]Because she's married to the most popular athlete on the planet and the first pro-athlete to earn a billion dollars in career tournament winnings and endorsements, relatively speaking, Elin is trailer-trash.

Elin was a nobody. She was a part-time nanny, part-time "model," and a full-time gold digger. Yes, Tiger could have married a "Beyonce" or a "Rihanna" and still been labeled as a man who married down in wealth, but he chose Elin.

Yes, Elin could have had her pick of lawyers, doctors, and bankers, but internationally famous multi-millionaires and billionaires was a bit out of her league. Luckily, Tiger prefers cocktail waitresses, porn actresses, and trailer trash. Regardless, she's the mother of his kids, so Tiger's stuck with Elin for a lot longer than he would have hoped.

-Helpmann :)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ararat]A lot of people would consider pro athletes high status so it's no wonder if Tiger married a woman of lesser status. Don't think her nanny job was anything but temporary whilst waiting for something better to do.[/QUOTE]

I think ol' Tiger married big game, in the eyes of most Americans: a pretty, blonde Swede. Blondes are totally worshipped here: that's why so many women bleach their hair. And to bag a Swede is a common fantasy. (Not to mention the higher probability of getting a "natural" blonde.)

I don't read much from her being a nanny. A lot of European girls (though not rocket scientists) come over here to see the US, and it's a pretty easy gig: not too hard, get the use of a car, it's usually a pretty wealthy family, etc.