American Women

I vote British women as the worst by a wide margin! Rather than ramble I'll do this in point form.

- they are overweight or very overweight with bad cellulite.

- they wear scruffy clothes that make them even uglier.

- they don't have an ass to speak of.

- they have short "lesbian" style haircuts.

- many rarely have a proper wash or take care of themselves. (get on any public transport in the UK and you'll smell the body odour).

- they wear vast quanties of badly applied make-up.

- they hate sex, infact sex has only been invented in order to degrade women according to your average British girl.

- recent surveys by womens magazines have shown;

- 70 % of british women would rather eat chocolate than have sex.

- 35% will not have sex until they have dated for 3 months or more

- 25% of couples don't have sex.

- average is 3 times per month for 5-8 minutes per session.

- 43% of british women suffer from sexual dysfunction.

- even if dating a guy, they won't make public statements of affection such as holding hands, sitting in close proximity or putting their arm around their boyfriend.

- Despite their hatred of sex, STD's are at a high, mainly due to their lack of hygiene as mentioned above.

- they get drunk every Friday and Saturday night.

- they can't dance.

- they hate guys who DARE date foreign girls.

- they hate guys who speak a second language.

- they can't hold an intelligent conversation.

- they go to bars to milk drinks out of guys who should know better.

- they think any guy who speaks to them is a pig and just after sex.

- they think they are the best thing in the world.

I think thats it! Our divorce rate is at 50%, any wonder??

More thoughts:

I moved out here to Indianapolis from San Jose last June, and lemme tell ya, the women are just as bad in Indy as they are in Silicon Valley.

Anyway, a few months ago at one of my two local hangouts here in Indianapolis, I had my usual stogie and booze. The bartender, a Sarah Jessica Parker look-alike, began extolling the virtues of marriage. The primary virtue held that it was the man's duty to "care and provide for the wife, even if she drove him into bankruptcy."

My response? "I want my wife to make more money than me!"

Well, lemme tell ya, about twenty other women in the bar heard that and their heads almost came unglued from their torsos as they turned to gawk at me.

I generally regard myself as a pretty considerate guy. But in cases like this, NO APOLOGIES, NO EXCUSES. That was probably the best damned cigar I'd ever smoked that night.

Heh, well, it just came about this past week that I received in invitation to attend a longtime friend's wedding ... in Otterswier, Germany. :) I definitely think fate has come to my rescue. Though I'll be surrounded by a bunch of Americans (and invariably some American women), I know that as a single guy I'll be able to mingle much more easily with the local population and consequently draw the ire of the American (and Americanized) women there.

Time to get my redemption on.

-- L

lookr, German women will be refreshingly different from American women so you will be in for a pleasant surprise. In physical appearance they are similar, but in their attitude towards sex, they are far more liberated in the bedroom. In fact nearly 2 and half years ago, I arrived in Germany at around 6 in the afternoon on a Friday and only 20 hours later, I met the woman of my dreams.

Cutting Edge,

I actually see a lot of similarity between British and American women. It's interesting that you brought up the chocolate thing, I once read an article that tried to explain that by saying that one of the active ingredients in chocolate (I think it had bromide or something like that in the name) which is a stimulant, similar to caffiene actually triggers, in women, the same hormonal response as an orgasm. It's apparently not limited to American and British women, they just seem to indulge in chocolate more than women of other nationalities.

I once worked with a British guy who moved his British girlfriend and her kids to Fortaleza, Brasil. I was heading that way, so got some intel on the fam from some of the other guys at work. They said Mom was really cool (she was in her late 40's I think), but her daughter, who was in her early 20's was to be avoided. She was apparently one of those rare good looking british girls, but she was a total *****. I enquired as to how I could spot her & thus, avoid her and was unanimously told to "look for the good looking blondish chick who acts like she has a carrot shoved up her ass!" About a week into my trip, I was sitting at my table at "the gringo bar" (correct bar name was actually Jurema Drinks, gringo bar was a nickname due to a number of reasons I'm not going to get into here) when this family just decides to sit down. I observed the new arrivals who weren't speaking yet, just giving me the occasional smile, when I determined that the young lady had at least a carrot, or possibly an entire fig tree shoved up her ass - total *****, and she hadn't even begun to speak! Being the "gentleman" that I am, I introduced myself and said "you must be (name deleted by me)'s family" needless to say, I was correct and they were absolutely amazed at my keen deductive abilities. I had drinks with Mom a couple more times during my stay in Fortaleza, she was cool with guys chasing after the Brasillieras, but the daughter seemed to really hate all the gringos. The daughter was allegedly getting her fill of the Brasillieros (she said she had a "stable", never went out with the same guy two days in a row), just hated the gringos because we wouldn't put up with her attitude.

Over the years, I've definitely met a number of stunning British women and a few of these actually had decent attitudes, but they're definitely very rare. However, this board is supposed to be about American women isn't it?

Tall,

I wash mine at least once a day, when I shower in the morning. If it has been dipping into a warm and juicy place, then it'll usually get washed again afterwards. Back in the day, when I was living in Brasil, I was rarely the one doing the washing after the fact, it was usually the gatchinha, who had just serviced me that did the washing up, this of course usually wound up leading up to another round, followed by a wash-up, followed by another round, etc (pure hell, I assure you). She would generally clean herself up on the bidet immediately after I was finished, on her return to the bed, she would bring the wash cloth to clean junior. The only other place I've been where the women are so fastidious about keeping their kitty and my equipment clean is Thailand.

CW

Did anyone ever see Average Joe 1 and 2? Both times the girl picked the handsome stud rather than the average guy with a nice personality. This definitely proves that women can be as superficial as men. That's an accusation women have made of men for years. Its so wonderful to find out that women are no different. All that bullshit about talking right, being open emotionally to her, having charm, or knowing how her psychology was all BS well at least for North American women. In other places, South America, Europe, Asia, and Australia, you will find a lot of Average Joes with some spectacular ladies. The charm and gentleman approach works with International babes but not with North Americans who are just to cynical and emotionally brickwalled to care if you really care for them. The second Average Joe was very good indictment of the American female psyche, that dude from Boston pulled out all the stops, was a totally nice guy, and in the end that girl felt nothing for him. So she went with the good looking guy who ditched her because she dated Fabio. Ha ha she got what she deserved.

Hi Cash Works,

I guess this girl you knew had to keep changing boyfriends as the Brasilian guys wouldn't put up with her nonsense. She'll have a very difficult job keeping a guy there, a Brazilian girl is very attentive, sexually liberal and passionate. I guess she hated gringos because they didn't give her any attention and it brought home the fact that she was nothing in Brasil. Back in the UK she would have boosted her ego every Fri/Sat night blowing off willing (drunken)suitors.

I find the double standards of British women quite funny as well. According to them, if a British guy dates a foreign girl then she must be after his money,passport etc. However, hoards of British women go to the Caribbean or Turkey/Morocco and end up bringing back some waiter they hooked up with.

Some members of this board may say that they go to the Caribbean for a larger penis, however I would say the correct reason is to make up for their slack vaginas. One conspicuous thing is that the body tone of your average female in the UK is sloppy and without substance. Compare this to the body tone of a Brasilian girl who could be best described as a stress ball on legs.

It seems the slutty reputation of the British female extends as far as Brasil. On a previous trip I meet a Brazilian girl who had done 3 months in the UK at a language school, she said " ah yes, the Englishmen are very polite but when they try to speak to the girl, she will say " f**k off you w**nker", but when the English girls go abroad on holiday they f**k everybody, the waiter, the barman etc."

CBCG Connisur

British chicks are the same as well, they talk all this nonsense but really want a boyband look a like who's stupid and going to give them money for nothing.
Whats so puzzling is that many of these girls with the real bad attitude who constantly give aggro to any men around them always end up with the biggest skank in town who spends have his life in prison. The other even more puzzling thing is that most of these chicks are fat and ugly, only 1 week back I was down at the mall with a friend, this chick gave us such a dirty look, funnily she was about 5ft 2 in tall, 25 years old and about 20stones(280LB).!! (I'd rather use my right hand).

If you are going to bash women about the double standard, don't forget the double whopper standard! ;o)

Women in this country just blow up and expand. Nothing is scarier than a woman with a bigger waistline than you.

Obesity to Be #1 Killer in America
http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&cid=34&in=health&cat=obesity_and_weight_issues

Apparently by the year 2020(as reported by the BBC), it is predicted that 1 in 3 British women will be obese.

Hmm...

Have been to the UK and Ireland many times and have found the women to be extremely friendly and approachable. They're very, very different than women in the US of A. While the obesity thing may be coming, women from the UK are generally more fit and fashionable than American women at this time. Met many, many nice women in Manchester and Liverpool both pro and non-pro.

If you want to see fat, masculine appearing, mean-spirited, man haters, just come to the states and the Midwest in particular.

One question that I have about american women is why is it that they have so many lesbians in this country? everywhere I turn or go I meet lesbians, is this normal in other parts of the world? or is this just happening in the states. I think thats part of the reason why american females have such negative attitudes towards men in general. I've talked to so many lesbians that I work with and they are in general extreme femenist. I just don't understand why they hate american men so much. Its strange for me not been an american and seem it from a diferent point of view.

Paddy, it all depends what you are used to. I've spent over 1 year in South America and coming back to the UK, I rarely see a girl that gets my blood going. Where did you go exactly in Manchester and Liverpool where you meet all these nice non-pro girls? I'm intrigued :-)

Cutting Edge,

Yes, I'd bet that the women and the scene in SA is the best.

The best place in Manchester was 'The Living Room' by far with the 'Crown & Anchor' second. The Living Room was full of women every night and they were dressed to kill. Groups of women everywhere and very friendly. A couple of them even bought me drinks??? One night, a group of them invited me to dinner afterward and refused to let me pay the bill. Could you imagine something like this happening in America? No way. One other night a girl whom I had been talking with for much of the night gave me her e-mail and she kissed me goodnight for about 10 minutes. Had we been alone I have little doubt that we would have gone for it right there on the floor. I have many fond memories of Manchester and its women. Glad I went.

In reference to Liverpool, I can't remember the names of the places. I hooked up with these 3 blokes in a pub and they took me all over town. Met many nice and friendly women as we moved from place to place. Overall, Manchester and Liverpool were vastly different from the scene here in the states. If it weren't for the exchange rate, I would seriously consider spending extended periods of time in the UK.

Cutting Edge,

Forgot to mention that the girl who gave me the 10 minute goodnight kiss at The Living Room was very drunk. I had been buying her drinks for about two hours. Still, it was quite and experience for an American guy. Everything is relative I guess.

Paddy

I have always viewed most American woman as people whom look at what you have rather than whom you are . But , then again unfortunate experiences taint my opinion .

I live on Cape Cod in Massachusetts, USA . Having a divese community that consists of many S.A. and Euro woman I ask many questions as small talk can bring. With this, I have gathered that woman from other countries, most in the baltic region, regard American woman as people that have been pampered and spoiled thoughout thier lives . Therefore, it is in thier general opinion that the good looking American gal is self centered so to speak. This generalization I agree with. If you don't have it ($) you won't get it type attitude. Too bad because there are many people within this would, both man and woman whom are warm hearted and spirited regadless of the size of thier wallet or purse yes?

Like my dad told me as a young man: "you wait 9 months waiting to get out of the hole, then you spend the rest of your life trying to get back in". Thanks Dad, seems your right again. LOL

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Hi all! Sinanjumaster here! I've returned after a LOOOOONG hiatus. Other matters demanded my attention that had to be taken care of. Holy crap! I see that my compadres Dickhead, Paddy, and Joe Zop among others are still in the trenches fighting the good fight! Keep up the good work guys! It's always good to know that there are LEGIONS of guys who are sick and tired of putting up with S*** and are doing something about it. To BATTLE, MEN! LOL