FKK Oase - Burgholzhausen

[QUOTE=Citizen Kane; 1558512]Just tell any girl that you want to fuck an Eskimo and I guarantee within 20 minutes you'll be rubbing noses with one of her friends.

FKK nationalities are very fluid.[/QUOTE]I am not being sarcastic or trying to offend anyone.

I just want to tell the truth here.

Romanian girls in FKK clubs like to bullshit the newbies. They like to claim to be from Italy or Spain or any other countries.

In Hessen big 5, FKK Palace seems to have the most nationalities bullshit.

I've seen many newbies believe everything the girls told them.

One guy even deeply believe that the 14 girls he talked to in one night are from 14 totally different countries. (Spain, Italy, Greece, and many other countries, except for Romania.)

I laugh my ass off! If all of them came from 14 totally different countries, how can they all communicate with one another fluently in a language which is very likely to be Romanian?

I bet the 14 girls are all Romanians.

They knew that some mongers have a dream to conquer girls of different nationalities, so they decide to make up bullshit stories, and tell the newbies "Hey, we all came from different countries! I am from Spain. These are my friends, she's from Italy, and she's from Greece, etc. Do you want a threesome or foursome with us?" or something like that.

Wake up! Guys!

FKK clubs are brothels!

They are not real clubs! The girls are not real girls! (Well, you know what mean)

[QUOTE=Solo Traveler; 1559406]I am not being sarcastic or trying to offend anyone.

I just want to tell the truth here.

Romanian girls in FKK clubs like to bullshit the newbies. They like to claim to be from Italy or Spain or any other countries.

In Hessen big 5, FKK Palace seems to have the most nationalities bullshit.

I've seen many newbies believe everything the girls told them.

One guy even deeply believe that the 14 girls he talked to in one night are from 14 totally different countries. (Spain, Italy, Greece, and many other countries, except for Romania.)

I laugh my ass off! If all of them came from 14 totally different countries, how can they all communicate with one another fluently in a language which is very likely to be Romanian?

I bet the 14 girls are all Romanians.

They knew that some mongers have a dream to conquer girls of different nationalities, so they decide to make up bullshit stories, and tell the newbies "Hey, we all came from different countries! I am from Spain. These are my friends, she's from Italy, and she's from Greece, etc. Do you want a threesome or foursome with us?" or something like that.

Wake up! Guys!

FKK clubs are brothels!

They are not real clubs! The girls are not real girls! (Well, you know what mean) [/QUOTE]Hello Solo Traveller.

First apologies for talking about Palace on the Oase forum, but I met some girls at Palace that are truly from where they say they are from. Leticia, for example is from Thesaloniki, Greece. She was correcting my poor pronunciation of some words. I have also met a Bosnian girl there. I said a joke in her language, and she laughed right a way! Although for the most part you are right, a girl claiming to be from Italy, did not know what, and I am saying this phonetically,"va funcullo" meant. You should be able to call them on it. If it is a Romanian girl, so what! As long as they perform well, who cares. I test them out during couch time, and if I can capture another flag, then that is a win for me.

Arrividerci.

FiddyCent

Again. Who cares? If the girl gives good service, let her claim to be from Mars, I don't give a Shit. As many mongers seem to have an aversion against Romanians without any reason I can clearly understand why they will try to hide it.

HB

Agree with HB. Luisa once told me she was Thai or Filipina. I forget. Ha Ha! She did not know any of the language, when I tested her. Even Alexa, the half Thai girl, does not speak Thai. Often, girls just make up some country as a game for fun. Means little. True Hungarian girls told me that most of the other Hungarian girls did not speak the language. Okay Judith was a real one, but gone now. There maybe a true Hungarian or two right now, but unlikely to be many.

In the end it matters little. Romanian girls vary so much. Judge the girl rather than the country. I suppose most of the good ones are proud of being Romanian, and not bullshit artists. Lavinia was a pretty honest girl with no bullshit. Strangely she is Romanian, but gone now.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1559616]Judge the girl rather than the country.[/QUOTE]Yes, agreed. That is why I started to learn the Romanian language, LOL.

[QUOTE=YamaYama0519;1559643]Yes, agreed. That is why I started to learn the Romanian language, LOL.[/QUOTE]My Romanian is better than my German. lol

Last weekend, I thought I spotted a new very slim blonde, short haired gazelle. Approached her from behind and said hello. She replied hello, I am from Morocco. A new look Luisa. 2 years ago, she told me she was Thai.

Here in Asia, Vietnamese girls probably have the worst reputation for rushed service. And, there are too many of them in most of the major SEAsia cities. So, many of them bullshit about their origin and say, Cambodia, Laos, Burma, Thai, etc.

I agree that many mongers, me included, would like to do a girl from every country in the world. I wonder how we can see through the bullshitat the clubs if we don't understand their language. Any suggestions? I am pretty good at Asian languages but totally lost when it comes to the rest of the world except English.

I will be back at OASE in June and would like to taste some different nationalities if possible.

OAH

[QUOTE=FiddyCent; 1559500]Hello Solo Traveller.

First apologies for talking about Palace on the Oase forum, but I met some girls at Palace that are truly from where they say they are from. Leticia, for example is from Thesaloniki, Greece. She was correcting my poor pronunciation of some words. I have also met a Bosnian girl there. I said a joke in her language, and she laughed right a way! Although for the most part you are right, a girl claiming to be from Italy, did not know what, and I am saying this phonetically,"va funcullo" meant. You should be able to call them on it. If it is a Romanian girl, so what! As long as they perform well, who cares. I test them out during couch time, and if I can capture another flag, then that is a win for me.

Arrividerci.

FiddyCent[/QUOTE]My guess is that you don't look Mediterranean. Otherwise they wouldn't have tried this. There are almost one million Romanians living in Italy (20% of Italy's immigrants). Probably another million Romanians who are seasonal. They work jobs that pay them in cash, under the table and travel back and forth between countries regularly. Romanians also get Italian television in their country. If she didn't understand "f*** off", she was probably not Romanian. Or you must have really butchered the pronounciation.

Most Romanian FKK girls seem to be more comfortable in Italian then English. Romanian emigrants: 80% go to Italy or Spain.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanians_in_Italy

[QUOTE=Hessen Bub; 1559577]Again. Who cares? If the girl gives good service, let her claim to be from Mars, I don't give a Shit. As many mongers seem to have an aversion against Romanians without any reason I can clearly understand why they will try to hide it.

HB[/QUOTE]+1 Hessen Bub.

As long as she is not from Uranus, that would be fine by me. I am like Captain Kirk of Star Trek. I would take any alien girl to bed, as long as she is hot! Even the green ones.

FiddyCent

If you want to see non-Romanians, I suggest paying for a private escort. With those higher rates, you typically will get more nationalities. Romanian girls, luckily for us, are the only ones that continue to work for the 50 euro bill. As most have explained. FKK prices 30-minute and have largely remain unchanged for the last decade. I commend the Germans for their value-consciousness. This may be why they are not in debt like most countries. I like that they have two words for "cheap": "billig" and "günstig". The latter of which has a much more positive connotation.

[QUOTE=FiddyCent; 1559500]Hello Solo Traveller.

First apologies for talking about Palace on the Oase forum, but I met some girls at Palace that are truly from where they say they are from. Leticia, for example is from Thesaloniki, Greece. She was correcting my poor pronunciation of some words. I have also met a Bosnian girl there. I said a joke in her language, and she laughed right a way! Although for the most part you are right, a girl claiming to be from Italy, did not know what, and I am saying this phonetically,"va funcullo" meant. You should be able to call them on it. If it is a Romanian girl, so what! As long as they perform well, who cares. I test them out during couch time, and if I can capture another flag, then that is a win for me.

Arrividerci.

FiddyCent[/QUOTE]You have to remember that just because a girl speaks a particular language and knows it well does not mean she is from the place where she says she's from. You have Romanian girls living all over the place in Europe, and they pick up the native languages of where ever they are living. Correct pronunciations and all. In the end, as you and a few others have said. Who cares? Well, it is fun busting them though when you can. They claim they're from a particular country and you know the language, so you break into it and they're standing there looking stupid LOL! By the way, I routinely provide misinformation about where I'm from too hahahaha! They want to play games, OK. Two can play at that then! Anybody else do that? In the end, you pay and you fuck, and that's it. Actually, it's better to fuck and then pay after services have been satisfactorily rendered hahaha!

[QUOTE=McAdonis; 1559724]My guess is that you don't look Mediterranean. Otherwise they wouldn't have tried this. There are almost one million Romanians living in Italy (20% of Italy's immigrants). Probably another million Romanians who are seasonal. They work jobs that pay them in cash, under the table and travel back and forth between countries regularly. Romanians also get Italian television in their country. If she didn't understand "f* off", she was probably not Romanian. Or you must have really butchered the pronounciation.

Most Romanian FKK girls seem to be more comfortable in Italian then English. Romanian emigrants: 80% go to Italy or Spain.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanians_in_Italy[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks McAdonis.

My universal linguistic translator was working fine. She said she was Italian, so I started asking her about where I can find the best mortadella. Her answers did not jibe with me, so right a way I knew she was pretending to be Italian. Didn't matter. She was still good in bed. Any true Italian girls working at Oase? I guess no "Monica Bellucci" look alikes there.

From a galaxy, far far away.

FiddyCent

[QUOTE=FiddyCent; 1559738]+1 Hessen Bub.

As long as she is not from Uranus, that would be fine by me.

FiddyCent[/QUOTE]Eh, did I just hear "your anus"? I bet the tutes on that planet are butt fucking like crazy! One man's trash is another man's treasure!

None to my knowledge. My Italian is pretty horrible. I speak well enough to communicate if I absolutely have to. The true sniff test would be to ask an Italian monger if he knows of any. At Oase, there are usually large contingents of Italian guests, so they would be able to tell you if there are any Italian girls.

I'd doubt that there are. I lived for a few months in Italy and dated a few Italian girls during that time. The girls are raised to be princesses. Generally, Italian children don't move out of their parents house until they get married. So they can be in their 40s and not know how to cook or do their own laundry. I can't imagine your typical Italian "principessa" having a difficult job, certainly not one as demanding as being an FKK girl.

[QUOTE=FiddyCent; 1559747]Thanks McAdonis.

My universal linguistic translator was working fine. She said she was Italian, so I started asking her about where I can find the best mortadella. Her answers did not jibe with me, so right a way I knew she was pretending to be Italian. Didn't matter. She was still good in bed. Any true Italian girls working at Oase? I guess no "Monica Bellucci" look alikes there.

From a galaxy, far far away.

FiddyCent[/QUOTE]