Jajaja!
Er. Where is this town?
I'm guessin between Barranquilla and Cartagena. Could be east of Cartagena but I'm thinking it isn't.
[QUOTE=Palermo; 1201456]Warning: long story, not much going on, read only if bored.
So I'm hanging out in small coastal town, where there is not a lot going on, but I wanted to try it out and see some nearby sites, plus I had 2 'amigas' to meet, that I had met online and had been chatting to for the last month (hey, it's boring in sex prision, what else are ya going to do?)
First amiga turns out to be stunning in person, way beyond her (pretty damn good) photos, literally stops traffic and I pretend to ignore all the local guys stares and piropos, as she does as well. I ask her later if she notices all the guys staring, and she says she notices a little of it.
She lives waaaay out of town though, so it's a longer term project, She declines my offer to stay at my hotel, but later she agrees to spend the next weekend with me. She tells me she didn't stay with me the first night as I would have fallen in love with her immediately. She's only partly joking.
Other chica is hot as well, a bit past her prime, but still an 8. She showed me photos when she was 20, and oh my god. She has a serious western union novio, and even though we made out a bit she really isn't a player, but she wants to introduce me to her friends.
I meet the first one, she's cute, a bit chubby, but I would. No chemistry however and I am too old and lazy to work at it.
My amiga shows me more photos of her hot friends, every one of them a stunner, and I tell her I want to meet any or all of them.
She tells me she doesn't hang around with those chicas anymore, once she found out they are all prepagos. Damn. She did describe a threesome she had with one of the best looking ones, I have rarely felt such envy in my life.
Few days later she tells me one of her friends wants to meet me. It's a Monday night, so what the hell, I agree and we meet up in the town square. I thought maybe the girl was one of her ex friends, as she understands now |I am looking for a fun girl, nothing serious.
The friend is maybe a 6. Not ugly really, but just not even close to the chica introducing us or to any of the photos I saw. I see a colossal waste of an evening looming.
The new girl orders half a bottle of rum and they down that in 30 minutes. They want to take me to a bar they know of, which is a 15 minute drive outside of town.
My friend offers to pay for the rum, but I can see she is really hoping I'll pay, so like a chump I do. It's only 30k, but I see no good ending to this, other than I get a free ride to another small town which I wanted to visit. Taxi there and back is 30k anyway, so it's the least I can do.
Chica driving is buzzed, I am a bit worried, but she says she is fine and not to worry. Cops pull us over and are going to fine her, but the hot chica flirts like crazy and ends up giving the cop her phone number so we get off.
We get to the town and sit on the beach and eat some shrimp, drunk chica orders another half bottle of rum, and pays for it herself. 20k.
The 2 girls Polish that off and are a bit annoyed I am not in a party mood. The drunk chica keeps grabbing my arm or leg and clearly wants me to kiss her, yeccchhhh, not interested.
We go to the famous bar, and it is dead, but has about 6 single chicas hanging out at the bar. 4 of them are hot hot hot. I stare at them, they stare at me and smile.
We sit down with our travellers (the bar didn't seem to mind at all that we walked in with plastic cups full of rum from the last place).
The girls dance, and I try to make eye contact with a particularly hot 20 something in short shorts who comes to dance right beside us and keeps smiling at me.
I am thinking, I really should just drop the 2 I am with and go for it, but I just can't do it. Besides, I figure, I know where this bar is now, I am set for life. I mean, if it's this good on a Monday night, what's the weekend going to be like?
Girls walk by on the street and stare at me (and not because I am any prize, other than in the 'potential fedex novio' sense). I get more and more frustrated. Another hot girl at the bar keeps looking over. I look at her and shrug.
The girls I am with notice I am staring at the other chicas and get slightly annoyed, we decide to leave. I walk out behind the two chicas while the one in the shorts stares at me with her hands on her hips as if to say, WTF, you're walking away from this? I didn't have time to explain the situation.
Drive home is scary beyond belief. Drunk chica can barely walk let alone drive. I eye the steering wheel and emergency brake as she steers with one hand and rubs my leg with the other while staring at me instead of the road. We nearly hit 2 dogs and several oncoming cars.
She suddenly veers to the side of the mountain road and my heart stops as she screeches to a halt at one of those lookout points, about 2 feet from the edge, no railing. She leans over to try and kiss me. I look at her in horror.
Mean while my amiga in the back chats on her blackberry to her novio and I hear her telling him she's on her way home from her aunt's place. When she hangs up the cop phones her and she has to placate him for a while, and I hear her telling him she is with a few of her sexy amigas, and they are going to meet him another night, for sure.
We miraculously back up safely and head back down the hill, finally reaching level ground after nearly sideswiping 2 more cars who blare their horns and flash their lights.
We drop off my friend and then the drunk one says she will drive me to my hotel, I say thanks but no thanks and hop out and jump in the first taxi.
All in all, about the worst way you could go about finding the right bar to go to, but I do enjoy the ride, usually. I'll be heading back to that little town and bar asap, but I'll be alone this time. I think it will all have been worth it.[/QUOTE]
