General Info

[Dg8787]

I am looking at air fares and am thinking of returning for 59 days to get medical treatment and the odd root and 3 some. As I am getting on in years (70+) my sexual needs are modest and my medical needs are on the up.

My question is this: what is the ideal length of time to stay? Last time, I was worried my house would still be there after 59 days, with winter gales and so on. But it was and I missed a lot of the bitter cold, which is as bad as frying pan Philippines.

As I go easy on the booze and my sexual needs are modest, 59 days seems to push it. I can bring / buy a laptop and do online work during the hot days but that defeats the purpose of travelling. I can stay lionger than 59 days but hard to see the point.

Last time, why style was kinda cramped by having a lady friend but she has reurned to the province. Life is hard on them wioth low wages and trying to get by and send some pesos home. O like them as their needs are modest, have a baby, family etc. Jollibee of course.

If I may say so, you are beginning to sound like a crusty old man. Look and sound a little more positive and aim for more positive new adventure.

Personally about 30 days is enough for me. A week in AC then Boracay for 5 days and back to AC for a week. Then 5 days in Alona and back to AC. Sometimes I take a girl with me or not.

Next time I try a break to Vietnam and back to AC.

[Jarango]

I am looking at air fares and am thinking of returning for 59 days to get medical treatment and the odd root and 3 some. As I am getting on in years (70+) my sexual needs are modest and my medical needs are on the up.

My question is this: what is the ideal length of time to stay? Last time, I was worried my house would still be there after 59 days, with winter gales and so on. But it was and I missed a lot of the bitter cold, which is as bad as frying pan Philippines.

As I go easy on the booze and my sexual needs are modest, 59 days seems to push it. I can bring / buy a laptop and do online work during the hot days but that defeats the purpose of travelling. I can stay lionger than 59 days but hard to see the point.

Last time, why style was kinda cramped by having a lady friend but she has reurned to the province. Life is hard on them wioth low wages and trying to get by and send some pesos home. O like them as their needs are modest, have a baby, family etc. Jollibee of course.

[WestCoast1]

Take this entire line of questioning either to the porcelain throne or to Stupid Shit in the Philippines.

Don't editorialize. Don't offer your opinions on politics and history. Leave reviews and information about girls and pussy.

There are a lot of mongers fucking those same prostitutes in the USA too. Are you saying there's no cultural bias in the States against them either? You can't talk about those selling ass without talking about those who are buying it. Mongers or "Johns" are looked down upon, especially those like us who travel abroad. We're made out to be creepy monsters or something. And you're not even making any sense! If it's only a small minority that's against it, then why can't the laws making prostitution illegal be overturned if the vast majority are for it then? Isn't that how a democracy works? The truth is that nobody is really trying hard to make prostitution legal in the United States because they don't want to be seen as pushing something that's viewed as morally unacceptable in the culture. So what gives then if so much money is changing hands in the USA between tutes and mongers? Well like a lot of things, Americans are just plain hypocrites!

Good post Cane, but KY is correct. It belongs in a different venue than the AC thread, so I'm moving it here to Gen Info.

Thanks, WC (non-management).

[PhilJoy]

Hi Guys,

Well it's been a very accommodating couple of weeks here once again. I know I've added to various other threads, but the summation is probably best left here.

Mixing business and pleasure in the The Phils was made a little more difficult this time around, as there was the issue of emergency dental work being done early on. Which included getting a tooth ripped out in Subic for a fraction of the price you'd get at home. I discovered a BBBJ can ease any pain.

Boracay was another story, and heading there solo in the end, I had repeat visits from a girl who just wanted some money who wanted to get home.

I gave Pina Love a go and it turned out to be great with contacts. There's a lot of fucking about with it, weeding out the old desperate women looking for cash.

Last night in Makati, I met up with one of the younger girls I met from Blow Row in Angeles last year. We had dinner and then she got on the Red Horse which got a bit messy. Big mistake you may think? Anyway I got her on the back of a "Joy Ride" motorcycle and she survived the trip back to Cavite.

After she left the City Garden hotel in Makati, I went out for a smoke (Generally I don't smoke, but when there's Tanduay involved and 169 piso packets of ciggies at 2 am, anything can happen)\.

So after dismissing the bakla out the front of the hotel, Jo-an asked if I'd like a BBJ and she had ID for the hotel reception.

Well, for 2000 p we had a great time, and there was a lot more than a BBBJ hit and run. She stayed the night and then I tipped her another 1000 p after the wake-up sex the next morning.

So my conclusion is, The Phils always delivers, even if you don't take the typical bar girl route. There's always going to be people saying it isn't like it used to be, but honestly, what places is?

If you don't like the place, or certain cities, then don't do it and complain about it.

Always delivers for me _ Phil.

[Jarango]

I reckon there wil be a significant uptick in petty crime with Duterte in the Hague,. Davao? I guess you can keep it now.

[Old And Ugly]

Hi, Returning the Manila for the first time since COVID. I'm sure lots has changed. What are the best apps for meeting women interested in a short term relationship in exchange for my generosity? My sweet spot are the non-pros, semi-pros who are like 7's. I'm going to guess they all have a high noise to signal ratio. Any ideas which one or two are better?

Last time I was there I did ok with just Tinder, I think I tried pinalove as well. I'm sure a lot has changed. BTW I'll be in the Manila area. I might not leave Makati LOL. But I don't want bar girls.

Everybody is looking for the same thing, nothing new. Try FB, search "walker" and the area you're interested into.

[Charm City Dave]

Hi, Returning the Manila for the first time since COVID. I'm sure lots has changed. What are the best apps for meeting women interested in a short term relationship in exchange for my generosity? My sweet spot are the non-pros, semi-pros who are like 7's. I'm going to guess they all have a high noise to signal ratio. Any ideas which one or two are better?

Last time I was there I did ok with just Tinder, I think I tried pinalove as well. I'm sure a lot has changed. BTW I'll be in the Manila area. I might not leave Makati LOL. But I don't want bar girls.

[Old And Ugly]

............ What benefits do you enjoy presenting it for hotels and domestic flights?..........

No benefits, I don't care about that part, I just use it as an ID, instead of the passport, I find it more convenient, size wise, and it seems that the staff doesn't try to scam you by seeing that you're not a newbie.

[Goferring]

The bonuses are: no limit to stay in PI, free coming and going, no ACR-card & no necessity for an onward travel ticket (have proof to show check-in).

And, unlike the Spouse Visa, doesn't require the ongoing grace of your sponsor wife. A SRRV is unaffected by a breakdown of the relationship or divorce.

[Trevor2522]

My tourist card expired also, but I keep using it for hotels and internal flights, nobody ever bothers to look on the back for the expiration date, cannot get another one yet because I never stayed continuously long enough, without exiting.

You are referring to the ACR (Alien certificate of registration) card. Seniors can avail themselves of up to 35% discount in participating food outlets, e.g. Zark's Burgers. What benefits do you enjoy presenting it for hotels and domestic flights? All visitors on the tourist visa-waiver scheme must apply for an ACR card at day 60 of their stay.

The SRRV visa is complex and 'costs' between $1,500 and $20,000 in (refundable-on-final-departure) bank deposits, which can only be withdrawn for long-term accommodation leases, or condominium purchases. The bonuses are: no limit to stay in PI, free coming and going, no ACR-card & no necessity for an onward travel ticket (have proof to show check-in).

The Special Resident Retiree's Visa (SRRV) program in the Philippines has undergone several changes regarding age eligibility. Initially, applicants aged 35 and above could apply for the SRRV Classic program with higher deposit requirements, ranging from USD 20,000 to USD 50,000 depending on the applicant's situation. However, the current official stance from the Philippine Retirement Authority (PRA) often sets the minimum age at 50 for the SRRV Classic unless the prospective retiree falls under an exception such as the SRRV Courtesy for former Filipino citizens who can be as young as 35. The SRRV Smile program is designed for active and healthy applicants aged 35 years and older, requiring a visa deposit of USD $20,000 in a PRA-accredited bank. For the SRRV Classic program, applicants aged 35 to 49 years old need to deposit USD $50,000, while those aged 50 and above need to deposit USD $10,000 to $20,000.

The SRRV Smile program is designed for active and healthy applicants aged 35 years and older, requiring a visa deposit of USD $20,000 in a PRA-accredited bank. For the SRRV Classic program, applicants aged 35 to 49 years old need to deposit USD $50,000, while those aged 50 and above need to deposit USD $10,000 to $20,000. The SRRV program has attracted a significant number of Chinese retirees. As of the latest updates, 38% of SRRV holders are Chinese, indicating a substantial interest from this demographic.

In summary, while the SRRV program initially allowed younger applicants aged 35 and above, the current focus is more on retirees aged 50 and above, with exceptions for specific categories like the SRRV Smile and Courtesy programs. As of the latest updates, 38% of SRRV holders are Chinese, indicating a substantial interest from this demographic. In summary, while the SRRV program initially allowed younger applicants aged 35 and above, the younger-Chinese (POGO-gambling) deluge has meant the focus is more on retirees aged 50 and above, with exceptions for specific categories like the SRRV Smile and Courtesy programs.

[Old And Ugly]

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Who wants to stay in La-La-Land for a continuous 3 years anyway?

I been staying for more than 3 years on tourist visa extensions, but I do lots of SEA or EU trips every few months, whenever tickets are on sale. My hobbies are beautiful pussy, travel and photography. Lately I gave up on the photographic quest. My tourist card expired also, but I keep using it for hotels and internal flights, nobody ever bothers to look on the back for the expiration date, cannot get another one yet because I never stayed continuously long enough, without exiting.

[WestCoast1]

Nudder good report there Trevor.

NBI clearance is a bummer but sounds like a one-off in this case.

Ya its rare to need one. I got a clearance at the NBI Clearance Center on United Nations Ave (corner Taft Ave). Simple process of registering online FIRST, then showing up around my appointment time. Once inside, fill out some forms, show PP, get finger-printed. They told me to come back in an hour and pick up the actual clearance. It cost a few hundred pesos and took about 2 hours total once there (including waiting around for the printout). They process hundreds of applicants per hour there, its a cattle-call.

All that said, many just continue staying, long-term, on tourist visa-waiver extensions, for up to 3 years!

The 13-A, SRRV, and the tourist-ACR are really a "Six of one, half a dozen of the other" situation. Each has advantages and disadvantages.

Nowadays, one can be called in for a personal interview but, if financially-solvent and well-dressed, should not be an issue.

Two issues that not every expat can muster. Was walking thru a market yesterday and there on the sidewalk a late-60's white man in dirty clothes was selling hard candies for 2 pesos each. I was told that SRRV and 13-A are exempt from the personal interview.

Who wants to stay in La-La-Land for a continuous 3 years anyway?

Ya, that's a good question.

[Jarango]

All that said, many just continue staying, long-term, on tourist visa-waiver extensions, for up to 3 years! Nowadays, one can be called in for a personal interview but, if financially-solvent and well-dressed, should not be an issue. Who wants to stay in La-La-Land for a continuous 3 years anyway?

The information I elided was good and to the point, thouygh the paperwork seems tedious.

You ask who wants to stay in muff land for a continuius 3 years. Many do. I do but I doubt I could hack it at this stage. I look at the losers' videos online and those who settle in and plod along, running small busienss and humouring their lady friends. Of ocurse, folk end up everywhere but the Phils is a palce you want to have your ducks in order or you'd end up nuts or worse. I don't think I could do three years. In a prison, yes but I the funny farm that is the Phils, no.

[Trevor2522]

Monthly Pension: A minimum monthly pension of US $1,500.00 is required. For former Filipinos, the requirement is US $1,000.00.

Health Insurance: A health insurance policy accepted in the Philippines.

SRR Visa Deposit: A deposit of US $10,000. 00 is required. For former Filipinos and certain categories of applicants, the deposit is US $1,500.00.

NBI Clearance: If the applicant has stayed in the Philippines for more than 30 days from the date of last entry prior to the SRRV application, an NBI Clearance is required. This clearance is valid for one year from the date it was secured.

Passport: The applicant must have an original passport with a valid arrival / entry visa in the Philippines and must be physically present in the Philippines during the processing of the SRRV application.

Additional Dependents: For each additional dependent beyond two, an additional visa deposit of US $15,000. 00 must be remitted under the name of the principal applicant, except for former Filipinos under the SRRV Courtesy.

The SRRV visa offers several benefits, including indefinite stay with multiple-entry / exit privileges, exemption from certain fees and taxes, and other advantages. For the most up-to-date and detailed information, it is recommended to contact SRRV Visa Consultancy directly.

https://pra.gov.ph/srrv/

Complete and properly filled out applications can be processed as fast as 15 to 20 working days, if you apply at one of the main PRA branches. If you apply through a satellite office, processing time can extend to 25 to 30 business days.

NBI clearance is a bummer but sounds like a one-off in this case. I assume any tax-clearance requirement is waived, as SRRV holders are not permitted to work.

All that said, many just continue staying, long-term, on tourist visa-waiver extensions, for up to 3 years! Nowadays, one can be called in for a personal interview but, if financially-solvent and well-dressed, should not be an issue. Who wants to stay in La-La-Land for a continuous 3 years anyway?

[Goferring]

If she does not want you to find her, you wil not find her.

True but so sad to hear that Lalake's rich old grandma died and left him a fortune. Did you hear he was looking for an old girlfriend to buy a house and settle down with? Wait, who could that be knocking on the door? Why it's Girlie and she misses Lalake and wants to meet him again. What a surprise.

Wasn't it the DEA who perfected the crack dealers winning Lotto scam? How stupid can someone be?

Enjoy. G.