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  1. #3558

    Thanks for Advice

    Thanks for the advice about Davao maybe I wll get her to leave me in Bohol so I can go diving. The diving looks like ot sucks in Davao, now on that note her home is a 10 hour drive from Davao in Zomboanga Sibugay, as for the charges wow guys if that was the case half my inlaws would be in jail. As for the being armed I know some of the laws and it could be rough but if I went to her province it would be with my wife her Brother and all registered in his name. Funny story though the last time we went there we went through some army check points, at every last one I showed my ID and they all pulled me out and we started going over there weapons inside out of view I am in my countrys army. It was dicey the last time we went a year before Marawi and I got some looks I remember from some Afghans. But yeah maybe I will look at Bohol and say ok when are you going to be back and meet her in Cebu.

  2. #3557
    Quote Originally Posted by KabulGuy  [View Original Post]
    To be clear, foreigner plus any weapon (knife etc) will equal deportation, foreigner plus firearm will result in jail time, even if you use one owned by your wife in self defense.
    Agreed. To be clear (er) any one getting into and remaining in a situation that warrants deadly weapons anywhere in Asia is incredibly foolish (I'm being polite &#128513.

    Pongo has done the right thing by avoiding the situation all together.

    Enjoy. G.

  3. #3556
    Quote Originally Posted by Thepongo  [View Original Post]
    .... I am not headed there again unless I am armed probably not a good plan. ....
    To be clear, foreigner plus any weapon (knife etc) will equal deportation, foreigner plus firearm will result in jail time, even if you use one owned by your wife in self defense.

  4. #3555
    Quote Originally Posted by EngineDriver  [View Original Post]
    If you are legally married to a Filipina, and you fuck hookers in the Philippines on the side and she finds out, you risk time in the slammer. Haha. True.
    There is no "if". Have an anal gangbang with hookers in your wife's province and she and her friends / family WILL find out. Pongo can then pray that he has paid everyone enough incentive to look the other way and pretend nothing happened. If she / they become embarrassed and enraged then ED is right: he's in for a hell of a ride.

    All the things he mentioned are available in Davao. But seriously why would someone even look in his wife's back yard when they are available at any number of locations?

    If I'm totaly mistaken and banging away in the wife's back yard is indeed a good idea, everything listed is available in the central area around the casino / People's Park. Except the bikini bars: there the quality isn't great as the lookers are in the KTVs.

    Enjoy. G.

  5. #3554

    The Best Little ho House in Davao

    Quote Originally Posted by Thepongo  [View Original Post]
    So are there any reccomendations for Davao........ What are the chances of some Filipina milfs taking it in the ass.
    These have already been answered. And ye, duck eggs, durian and Château Lafite-Rothschild 1990 (a snip st $10 k a bottle. Ya got to think with the big head though. Davao is not a tourist destination. A tourist destination is a place idle people go to take selfies and get laid. Angeles, Cebu and Disneyland are examples of such places. Loggers' camps, duck egg farms and Davao do not focus on the tourist trade. They are more into Red Horse, coq au vin, beef bourguignon why confit de canard, with some tarte tatin to round things off. If you ask for two hookers to take it up the Khaiber Pass, you will be politely told that is off the menu. Davao is for those ofg us with a dleicate palate, who find Makati and places a little flashy and who prefer to get our ladies off the street, poor, cheap and sans condom.

  6. #3553
    Quote Originally Posted by Thepongo  [View Original Post]
    Hey guys how are you all, so I am headed to the Phils soon and will have a couple days to myself as the wife heads to her home town. I am not headed there again unless I am armed probably not a good plan. So I might be I Davao not sure yet and I am looking to have some fun while she is gone. It is 12 hours one way to her home town and fuck me if I am going there again. So are there any reccomendations for Davao hell a place where a gentleman can get 2 ladies to fuck me silly. Which are the nice bars bikini or sports, or are the street girls any good to have a friend I am not worried if they are in there 30's as long as they are yummy looking and clean. I got to enjoy my time in Thailand before I met her and hell even had some alone time in Phuket a couple years ago. What are the chances of some Filipina milfs taking it in the ass.
    A few things are not clear here. What is the reference to mongering in Thailand about? Do you have to be in Davao? There are better places to get the action you are seeking than in Davao. Why can't you place yourself in Manila, Cebu or AC while your wife proceeds to her shithole?

    If you are legally married to a Filipina, and you fuck hookers in the Philippines on the side and she finds out, you risk time in the slammer. Haha. True.

    Because of the stress and humiliation that she suffers after discovering your affair, she may file a case under the Anti-Violence Against Women and their Children Law, or Anti-VAWC for short. Abuse under the Anti-VAWC is not limited to physical violence. It also includes sexual violence, economic abuse (when the partner commits acts that make the woman financially dependent on him), and psychological violence.

    Psychological violence is any act or omission that causes mental or emotional suffering to the victim. Thus, you are liable for the psychological and emotional suffering that you have caused your lovely wife.

    Furthermore, your wife may file a complaint for concubinage against you and your hooker. Article 334 of the Philippine Revised Penal Code states that concubinage is committed by "Any husband who shall keep a mistress in the conjugal dwelling, or shall have sexual intercourse, under scandalous circumstances, with a woman who is not his wife, or shall cohabit with her in any other place. " The key term here is "scandalous circumstances". LOL.

    Are you sure you still want to fuck those two hookers up the ass while your wife is visiting her relatives at her shithole? Don't worry, if it all turns to shit (no pun intended), we shall all visit you in Bilibid and will remember to bring you a jar of Vaseline so it's not so painful. LOL.

  7. #3552

    Welcome to the Phils favourite 'backwater'outpost' .

    Quote Originally Posted by Thepongo  [View Original Post]
    Hey guys how are you all, so I am headed to the Phils soon and will have a couple days to myself as the wife heads to her home town. I am not headed there again unless I am armed probably not a good plan. So I might be I Davao not sure yet and I am looking to have some fun while she is gone. It is 12 hours one way to her home town and fuck me if I am going there again. So are there any reccomendations for Davao hell a place where a gentleman can get 2 ladies to fuck me silly. Which are the nice bars bikini or sports, or are the street girls any good to have a friend I am not worried if they are in there 30's as long as they are yummy looking and clean. I got to enjoy my time in Thailand before I met her and hell even had some alone time in Phuket a couple years ago. What are the chances of some Filipina milfs taking it in the ass.
    Yes, well a good idea would be to wine and dine at the Smoking Gun. Have a look at posts below. If no name of restaurant ask here for name and directions. Owner should be able to point you in the direction of some hookers. You will need intel before you arrive, cause Davao works at a slow pace, hence importance of that restaurant mentioned somewhere below, and proprietor. Don't take your wife to that Restaurant, staff working there might spill the beans to your wife.

    My favourite 'backwater' / 'outpost' . Davao City, but not for sex, LOL.

    One day, I might put a pic of a girl I had in Davao, think it was in the 1st Millenium. There is always exceptions, and she certainly was that. Would rank in my top ten, covering 45 years of whoring touring. Perhaps you will have the same luck, but hopefully, not the same girl.

  8. #3551

    Recomendations

    Hey guys how are you all, so I am headed to the Phils soon and will have a couple days to myself as the wife heads to her home town. I am not headed there again unless I am armed probably not a good plan. So I might be I Davao not sure yet and I am looking to have some fun while she is gone. It is 12 hours one way to her home town and fuck me if I am going there again. So are there any reccomendations for Davao hell a place where a gentleman can get 2 ladies to fuck me silly. Which are the nice bars bikini or sports, or are the street girls any good to have a friend I am not worried if they are in there 30's as long as they are yummy looking and clean. I got to enjoy my time in Thailand before I met her and hell even had some alone time in Phuket a couple years ago. What are the chances of some Filipina milfs taking it in the ass.

  9. #3550

    Clubfoot, Ol Joe, Trim Keeper, and many others.

    Quote Originally Posted by ChochaMonger  [View Original Post]
    The answer you seek lies in a wine lister's restaurant in Davao City. Enter, order a glass of French merlot, and look for the smoking man. He can enlighten you as to why the clubfooted one failed to enter the Elysian Fields. Apparently, the poor fella's last meal was a can of Friskies and a bottle of Night Train Express.

    At 17.5% alcohol by volume, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station. All aboard to nowhere. Woo wooo! The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong likelihood of a train wreck along the way. This train-yard favorite is vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA. Don't bother looking on their web page, because they dare not mention it there. As a clever disguise, the label says that it is made by "Night Train Limited. " Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor. Some of our researchers indicated that it gave them a NyQuil-like drowsiness, and perhaps this is why they put "night" in the name.
    Thanks for your detailed and entertaining response. Yes, I shall ask the 'smoking gun' , I mean, 'smoking man' and find out why Clubfoot was refused entry. I wouldn't want it to happen to me!

    You have all the intel on Clubfoot. I am receiving PM's asking me "who is Clubfoot" etc. Poor things, they never experienced him in person. CF will go down in mongering history. Well, he has 'gone down' (buried) , and we all hope he 'stays down' , LOL.

    It's strange the guys know all about fucky fucky, and want to talk about it 'until the cows come home' , but other matters they 'know not'. Education is required and your (CM) the resident Professor of Prostitution on ISG. Often we have to refer to you for details, as is the case with Clubfoot.

    Ol Joe:

    Ol Joe, I wrote about in this Davao thread just recently, hope PM'ers read what I said there. Think enough info there. Maybe I should add:

    "Before Ol Joe had his ATM cleaned out in Davao City (details in my post this thread) , he paid USA rates of hospitalization for cancer treatment in Phils, for his Filipino wife to be. With significant sums of Ol Joes cash she beat the cancer and migrated to Ol Joes country, and to repay his kindness, it was not long after arriving in his country, before she met a young guy, ran away with him, and also lodged complaints about Ol Joe to the police. This was apparently to protect her 'visa requirements' , that is, explain to government authorities, why she ran off from him, soon after arrival in the country. Police investigated and realized Ol Joe was very old and was affected by a serious case of Parkinsons disease. Elvis Presley never had a chance against Ol Joe, "shaking all over". The Police realized he had been conned.

    So then, eventually he returned to the Philippines, and Davao City, where his ATM was cleaned out by his overnight girl / s. Large sum of money, that Joe did not know about until he returned home from his vacation. Joe 'shook' too much, the Davao girls he knew from previous trip / s. He trusted them, and must have given his ATM number to them, as he had severe 'shakes'. He trusted people, one of his mistakes, especially when dealing with our dearly beloved Filipinas. Consequently his local bank wanted their money back. Threatened to sell his house to recoup money. A homeless Parkinsons sufferer. Not a nice plight. Banks will do it, of course. Our banks anyway.

    So, a combination of 30 plus years of Parkinsons, "Cancer Patient" doing a runner on him, ATM being emptied by Davao girls, he must have decided to exit Planet Earth (suicide) , which he did, about a year after ATM event.

    Nowadays you can not trust anyone, unfortunately, regardless of their ethnicity.

    Hope you can understand what I have written above, I suffer (don't we all, LOL) "attention span disorder". Especially when it comes to girls, "hit and run, hit and run". If I am approached by a girl in Phils who says "don't you remember me" ? I say, sorry I suffer from a medical condition 'attention span disorder'. That fucks them (stumps them).

    Anyway, all those who sent me PM's re Ol Joe, its all here (same thread) in two posts of mine.

    Regarding "Clubfoot" Chocha Monger has all the 'gen' on that, and for a bonus he might introduce you to 'Trim Keeper' too. It's up to him, be nice to him, and you might unearth some interesting stuff.

    Fun, fun, its got to be fun.

  10. #3549
    Quote Originally Posted by Sxxxx  [View Original Post]
    I believe the heaven that awaits us is called: "Whorist Heaven" , has anyone heard of it?

    Word has it, that Clubfoot was quite rightly rejected at the Golden Gates (of Whorist Heaven) and sent downstairs to Hell!

    Chocha Monger, do you have anything on this? Why would 'dearly departed' Clubfoot, be treated so?
    The answer you seek lies in a wine lister's restaurant in Davao City. Enter, order a glass of French merlot, and look for the smoking man. He can enlighten you as to why the clubfooted one failed to enter the Elysian Fields. Apparently, the poor fella's last meal was a can of Friskies and a bottle of Night Train Express.

    At 17.5% alcohol by volume, the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station. All aboard to nowhere. Woo wooo! The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong likelihood of a train wreck along the way. This train-yard favorite is vinted and bottled by E&J Gallo Winery, in in Modesto, CA. Don't bother looking on their web page, because they dare not mention it there. As a clever disguise, the label says that it is made by "Night Train Limited. " Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor. Some of our researchers indicated that it gave them a NyQuil-like drowsiness, and perhaps this is why they put "night" in the name.

  11. #3548

    Clubfoot never made it.

    Quote Originally Posted by PedroMorales  [View Original Post]
    ......................The ideal resting place Clubfoot and Old Joe do in the paradise that waits us all.
    I believe the heaven that awaits us is called: "Whorist Heaven" , has anyone heard of it?

    Word has it, that Clubfoot was quite rightly rejected at the Golden Gates (of Whorist Heaven) and sent downstairs to Hell!

    Chocha Monger, do you have anything on this? Why would 'dearly departed' Clubfoot, be treated so?

  12. #3547

    Elysian Fields

    Quote Originally Posted by Acejack  [View Original Post]
    Keep up the good work and hope your poon hunting days are around for a while yet.
    The ideal resting place is beneath the vines with nubile Pinay LBFMs bringing jugs of red and white wines as we pose in our togas, as their cousins draw our portraits and recite Virgil to us. Davao has the jug carriers, the rest of Mindanao more so, rolling hills with buxom lassies waiting to be ravaged as their cousins paint our portraits and read Virgil to us.

    Thailand has some good wines and China has lifted its game. The Philippines might get there yet. We can get in on the ground floor by bonking the wenches around San Pedro and explore safely beyond, as Aphrodite, Eos, Anteros.

    Eros, Himeros, Hedylogos, Hermaphroditus, Hymen, Pothos, Pan, Peitho, Philotes, Priapus, Clubfoot and Old Joe do in the paradise that waits us all.

  13. #3546

    Not exactly wrong or right

    Engine Driver while I don't necessarily agree with everything you said I do find your post to be BLOODY FUNNY. I am a bit of a wine buff and would drink red wine in almost any surrounds. Also I am not sure of the necessity in "date tasting notes" too but the concept does make smile constantly. Keep up the good work and hope your poon hunting days are around for a while yet.

  14. #3545

    Too hot for red wine?

    I did not realise Davao was a place for wine aficionados. We have read reports of Old Joe and Mr Clubfoot wandering the streets aimlessly, comparing wine tasting notes, before they keeled over. Which begs the question, isn't it too hot to drink red wine in the Philippines?

    Having never drunk a glass of wine in the Philippines (us old railroad guys prefer Red Horse), I always imagine a glass of 2018 Syrah from the foothills of Mount Apo would just burn your throat when it is 95 degrees F outside with humidity to match.

    In any case, the only chocolate, plum and coffee notes I want to taste are when I stick my tongue up a hot Pinay's date.

  15. #3544
    Quote Originally Posted by PedroMorales  [View Original Post]
    Can you quantify that? How many have we frightened away? As I previously stated, I will be going back to Davao. As Pagadian was mentioned in the article, I will reconsider that place even though I have a lay there.
    I've never been south of Cebu / Bohol yet, but I would have no problems with Davao or CDO. Pagadian is in the Zamboanga Peninsula region, I would never go anywhere near there.

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