Chiang Mai

[JackieMarlo]

That's hilarious huge 69 NURU MASSAGE sign right next to Grumpy Old Men! I spent a few months there two years ago before this place was around and spent a bunch of nights drinking great beer at Grumpy Old Men. I wonder if this will improve or hurt business!

Dude you should see it lit up in the middle of the night hahaha. I felt like the biggest moron walking past it for a week, trying to "find" sex massage all over the city. Come back to my hotel one night and it's glowing like an angel come down from heaven.

[ThrowAway3602]

That's hilarious huge 69 NURU MASSAGE sign right next to Grumpy Old Men! I spent a few months there two years ago before this place was around and spent a bunch of nights drinking great beer at Grumpy Old Men. I wonder if this will improve or hurt business!

[JackieMarlo]

That's the place! Looks a lot brighter at night when it's all lit up though.

[JizzyB]

Is this the one?

First time in Chiang Mai, couldn't get much info. Not really a mongering trip but obviously I need to shoot my nuts every day so I looked around.

I tried a bunch of massage just by walking in. Usually got a decent Thai massage with some offers of HJ for 1000 baht. Finally I ended up in a place right in front of my hotel. I don't know how I missed it during the day, but at night the sign is lit up and it says "69 NURU MASSAGE" LOL! I figured hey, I HAVE to try that.

I walk in and it's already a cut above all the others. This beautiful lady comes out speaking really good English and offers me a drink. I thought it would end up on the bill, but turned out the drink was free. Anyway I found out this is a full service place that does body to body and nuru massage.

They had about 30 girls in the back, but the place is popular. So basically you either take your shot or make an appointment. I got lucky and after being surrounded by a bunch of light skin Thai beauties, I ended up with this girl named Aya. She was so hot, white skin, big boobs, full pink lips.

OMG she gave me one of the best full service massages of my life with DFK, rimming, deep throat, titty banging and made me cum twice with her hole. She somehow can squeeze her hole around your rod and it's like she's stroking you off with it. Never felt anything like it!

On the way out the lady from the front asked me how it was and just telling her how good it was got me horny again. It was a little more money (3600 Baht for 1 hour) but got one of the best fucks of my entire life from a super babe. I will be back!

You can find it on Google maps by searching the name.

[JackieMarlo]

First time in Chiang Mai, couldn't get much info. Not really a mongering trip but obviously I need to shoot my nuts every day so I looked around.

I tried a bunch of massage just by walking in. Usually got a decent Thai massage with some offers of HJ for 1000 baht. Finally I ended up in a place right in front of my hotel. I don't know how I missed it during the day, but at night the sign is lit up and it says "69 NURU MASSAGE" LOL! I figured hey, I HAVE to try that.

I walk in and it's already a cut above all the others. This beautiful lady comes out speaking really good English and offers me a drink. I thought it would end up on the bill, but turned out the drink was free. Anyway I found out this is a full service place that does body to body and nuru massage.

They had about 30 girls in the back, but the place is popular. So basically you either take your shot or make an appointment. I got lucky and after being surrounded by a bunch of light skin Thai beauties, I ended up with this girl named Aya. She was so hot, white skin, big boobs, full pink lips.

OMG she gave me one of the best full service massages of my life with DFK, rimming, deep throat, titty banging and made me cum twice with her hole. She somehow can squeeze her hole around your rod and it's like she's stroking you off with it. Never felt anything like it!

On the way out the lady from the front asked me how it was and just telling her how good it was got me horny again. It was a little more money (3600 Baht for 1 hour) but got one of the best fucks of my entire life from a super babe. I will be back!

You can find it on Google maps by searching the name.

[Newton York]

Fine. It's one thing if people are pretending that bad weather affects Chiang Mai, which is impossible because bad things don't happen in paradise and all of Thailand is paradise. Next thing you'll tell me that some far away earthquake in distant Myanmar would have affected Thailand somehow. I don't buy it.

[MongerHunger]

When did Chiang Mai ever have bad air quality? Now this doesn't make any sense at all. Next thing you fellas be telling me Bangkok floods all the time. I do not buy it. Nothing bad can happen in paradise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfDDpQscNpM

People that live under a rock don't know anything about burning season.

[Philip Marlow]

When did Chiang Mai ever have bad air quality? Now this doesn't make any sense at all. Next thing you fellas be telling me Bangkok floods all the time. I do not buy it. Nothing bad can happen in paradise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfDDpQscNpM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meDp...ertHammondVEVO

[Newton York]

When did Chiang Mai ever have bad air quality? Now this doesn't make any sense at all. Next thing you fellas be telling me Bangkok floods all the time. I do not buy it. Nothing bad can happen in paradise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfDDpQscNpM

[Philip Marlow]

Clothes. Makeup. "Where you go? I go with you. ".

Roger. Thanks.

[HorseTrader]

Just curious, how did you know she was a streetwalker?

Clothes. Makeup. "Where you go? I go with you. ".

[Philip Marlow]

I've seen a total of one street walking hooker in Chiang Mai. She was a cutie and located just inside the southern edge of the moat. Perhaps others can give better suggestions, I have never really looked for streetwalkers.

Just curious, how did you know she was a streetwalker?

[HorseTrader]

Well I'm kind of disappointed at the range of stories / topics thru 10 pages here going back to 2022. All the posts are about massage places. Not even the occasional tale of picking up a street hooker.

Chiang Mai isn't the hottest place in Thailand, it's perhaps #9 on the list of 11 Thailand places that I've visited. I've probably spent about 14 days in Chiang Mai and haven't found a true hot spot yet. Lots of bars and massage shops scattered about, especially on Loi Kroh, Kampangdin, and Sridonchai. I suspect that all of the massage shops on those roads offer HJ, but many do not offer FS. The portion of Kampangdin between Loi Kroi and Tha Phae seems to go unnoticed, but I've had some of my best success there. My best single session was at Pink X.

I've yet to find a decent agogo place, but I'm generally busy with non-punting activities during normal agogo hours. I've seen a total of one street walking hooker in Chiang Mai. She was a cutie and located just inside the southern edge of the moat. Perhaps others can give better suggestions, I have never really looked for streetwalkers.

[Plant Smoke]

Well I'm kind of disappointed at the range of stories / topics thru 10 pages here going back to 2022. All the posts are about massage places. Not even the occasional tale of picking up a street hooker.

At tapah gate. Maybe street hookers don't exist in chiang mai?

It would be helpful that someone had a story on here of being ripped off / robbed at a karaoke place on changklan Road. Or elsewhere. I don't know, a monger could read chiangmai locater or Livingthai. Org.

,about karaoke in chiang mai that is takeout and be all excited. After all, this sight is about pointing readers in the direction they should or should not go, right?

There must be someone on this site that should be able to comment on whether being an insider (paid membership) on Chiangmailocater is even worthwhile?

I guess that 10 pages going back to 2022 on this chiang mai thread speaks volumes about how much chiang mai sucks. I wish I was an elephant enthusiast with a pocket full of peanuts.

[Plant Smoke]

What you describe with massage parlors is consistent with what I've experienced in Chiang Mai. I interpret the difference between young, pretty girls and old hags to be also related to their massage skills. For example, at a Loi Kroh massage shop a pretty girl took me inside and asked if I wanted "special massage" and I said that I only want a foot massage, the pretty girl then screamed to the back room "PROFESSIONAL!" A few seconds later, an old hag came out and give me a really great foot massage. I've had some crappy massages from pretty Thai girls in massage shops.

There is no need to order alcohol in bars. I often order water, Coke, or juice. Sometimes the girls ask why I don't drink alcohol, but it doesn't change my service.

Hi everyone I've been here for 4 days and am struggling to get any action. Is that all there is in this town is massages. The first 3 pages here are about massage. I went to tapae gate canal, there are no.

Street hookers there. Zoe in yellow was all white woman and two lady boys.

Any freebies given out here regarding:

1. hooker bars / discos after 10 pm?

2. street hookers.

3. brothels aside from santitham (went there last night; only 2 shops left across from fire station) thanks.